Original subtitles

I have summoned all the nobles of Rome!

What can I do? I'm in love with him!

Long Long Ago!

Lohrasp the old King,

was in his palace with his vizier

when young Goshtasp suddenly walked in

He shouted, “Oh, dear Dad!”

I'm sick and tired of being the crown prince!

I'll throw a tantrum if you don't hand me the crown right now!

Lohrasp said, “Watch your words, young man

You're still too young to reach for the crown.”

As soon as Goshtasp heard this he stormed off,

and secretly left for India under cover of night

Clippity-clop

he made it to Kabul

set up camp, and made himself comfy!

Everyone found out before sunrise

Gorazeh went to China, and Gostaham to Rome

Zarir went toward India, and suddenly, along the way

near Kabul, he spotted Goshtasp

He said, “Bro! Come on, just come back!

you will be king after dad! What's your problem?”

He said, “If he gives me the crown this time, fine

Otherwise, I'll disappear for good!”

His dad said again, “Stop acting like a child!”

Goshtasp left and vanished.

To heck with the crown!

Hello, excuse me, which way to Rome?

Goshtasp hurried off to Rome

his footsteps going boom, boom, boom!

Whenever someone asked, “What's your name?”

He'd say, “Farrokhzad! Who's Goshtasp?”

My name's Farrokhzad, buddy!

I'm Roman, not Persian!

Time went by, until the Roman Caesar (emperor)

went to his daughter and said, “Katayun!

Would you like to get married?”

She said, “Not if the groom's a spoiled brat!”

So Caesar put out a public announcement

He said, “Let every guy who's not a spoiled brat come forward!”

The announcement reached Goshtasp quickly

and suddenly he felt a spark inside!

On the night before the suitors' gathering, Katayun dreamed

of Goshtasp, and fell in love.

My love, I love you, I love you!

I'm coming to ask for your hand!

The next day, when the party was underway

Katayun was looking over all the spoiled brats

when young Goshtasp suddenly walked in

Katayun thought to herself

“Oh, my goodness!”

She handed the bridal bouquet to Goshtasp

Caesar cried, “Are you trying to kill me?!”

I've summoned all the nobles of Rome!

What can I do? I'm in love with HIM!

One, two, four, five!

Somebody lock these two up!

The bishop said, “You can't do that, Caesar!

That's against our customs!”

He said, “Then you're all banished from my palace!

What a blabbermouth that bishop is!”

So, how did it all end?

The lovebirds came to Iran,

happy and cheerful, singing love songs

Katayun, the queen,

Goshtasp, the king,

all of Iran was happy

and Caesar...

and Caesar became a salad!