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Hey. I just came by to use the pool. I didn't know you'd be here.

God, you're not shy at all, are you?

I wasn't creeping. I was just chilling out. You're the one just running around

all naked and shit.

Oh, it's your private backyard?

Is it Mark's private backyard?

Yeah, I've known him like... Fifteen years, you've known him, what, five

minutes? Well, I think I know him a little bit better.

Probably. I think you know a lot of guys.

Like... Yeah? You think you know me?

Well, I mean, I know a few things about you. I know, first of all, I know you're

flexible as fuck.

What the fuck? Where'd you get that?

Uh, and apparently you don't have a gag reflex?

Jesus Christ, where did you find all this shit?

Um, well, I might have...

I don't know if you knew this or not, but I've been kind of taking courses to

be a private investigator, and I just had this feeling you were a really

scandalous kind of bitch, so I looked into you.

You're such a fucking perv.

What, me?

Yeah, what the fuck, man. I'm a perv? Yeah. All right, so... That's private

stuff. But you were dating Mark at the time.

And private?

Well, I mean, there's this guy, and then there's that guy.

And then there's, who's the old guy watching?

Hey, I've seen it. I know what's happening. You don't need to show it to

me.

Well, I mean.

So, like, is there a reason you're showing this to me? Well, I was going to

give you a chance to go ahead and tell Mark about this before I showed it to

him. I'm not going to.

And what, fuck everything up? Do you know how fucking mad he would be? I'm

not going to.

So I should show it to him.

Well, it'd be cool if you didn't. I don't know if we can work something out.

Like, it'd be.

I don't know. I really don't need him seeing that shit.

Oh, so you want to work something out?

Yeah, if we can work something out. So, like, you could just lay around with a

pool all day while he's working and use his credit cards and... I guess if you

put it like that, it sounds bad, but I see it more as just... I mean, we're

happy together. I don't know why you have to fuck everything up, you know?

Well, because he's... Yeah, you're happy together. I mean, obviously, you look

like you got some skills.

So maybe we could work something out where he doesn't find out. Maybe we

could work something out. I mean, yeah. I mean, you probably want to spend some

money, get you some new tits, huh?

Fuck you. My tits are perfect. What the fuck?

They're, they're okay.

I mean, for like, for like maybe if you're a high school girl or something,

it hasn't like, Oh my God. I mean, high school porn fucking sicko. No, but I

went to high school. Jesus Christ. Why'd you mind go there? Fuck.

So let me, uh,

I mean, you don't look bad. Like, maybe we could... We could work something...

Ew, don't fucking touch me. Ew.

Oh, you're right. Yeah.

Because I would, you know... I wouldn't want to be, like, maybe the only person

in town that hasn't fucking touched you.

You know what?

You know what?

I feel bad that I even was going to touch you. I'm going to go ahead and

just send Mark all these pictures right now. Please don't. Please, please,

please. Can you really... I'm begging you. I... Well, that's a different

attitude.

All right. You don't have the tits. Maybe you have the ass. Let me see your

ass.

You're fucking gross, dude.

Turn around. Let me see the ass.

Fuck. All right. All right. Now I may be seeing it a little bit.

I'm going to grab it. I'm grabbing it.

Will you not tell him at least?

Oh, my.

Ooh. So you do go to the gym a little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Now, let me see if, you know. So you're not going to tell him,

right? I'm undecided.

Can I touch the tit? Can I touch the tit?

I mean, you're going to, aren't you?

Okay, okay. That's enough. That's enough.

All right. You're right. You're right. You know what? I'm going to confess that

I did all that. Hold on. I'm texting him right now. No, please, please, please,

please don't. Please, please.

I... Okay, you can touch my tits. Touch my fucking tits if it will... Oh, God.

This is... Ugh. Oh, man. You're so fucking creepy, dude. Ugh.

You like your nipples pinched a little, or... Not really by you, but... Oh, my

God. I mean... Yeah, they're... You know, they're kind of firm. Like, maybe

you get...

Just a small implant or something.

I don't need a fucking, I don't need a fucking boob job, okay? Maybe a tummy

tuck.

What are you fucking talking about?

My body's perfect.

You can use a tummy. Well, I'm kind of, I'm kind of more impressed with the no

gag reflex. Maybe, maybe you could demonstrate that for me.

No. Just suck my dick a little bit. Anywhere near my mouth.

That's fucking, makes me.

sick to even think about, honestly, so... You know what? I'm sick with

guilt, too.

Hey, Mark.

I hate to be the one to tell you... Please, please, please, please, please,

please. Okay?

So maybe it wouldn't be that big a deal to... I mean, it's already half hard for

you. I mean, a dick's a dick.

I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and get comfortable.

All right.

So if I do this, you're not going to tell Mark, right?

No, how could I? I mean, you know, because look what we're doing.

Okay, well, I mean, you're not even fully hard yet.

Well, that's because you're kind of mean, to be honest, and it's hot out

here.

Unless you want to, like, suck my dick and you're guys bad.

I'm not going to fucking do that. No.

No.

Just as you know... Oh shit, I'm sorry. I fell asleep.

This is not going to be a normal thing, okay? This is a fucking one-time thing,

and that's it.

Yeah, don't worry. You're not really that good at this, so I don't think I'll

be coming back for seconds.

Well, I hope you don't come. I don't really... Well, the problem is if I

don't come, you're going to just have to keep going and going and going.

What, is that the deal? I have to make you come for you not to tell?

I think that's pretty much where we're at.

Okay, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

Let's see what you got.

Fuck you, dude.

This is for your own good. This way you won't cheat on me anymore.

Oh, yeah, for my own good. Wow, thank you so much. You're the best.

I am.

This is like relationship counseling. Well, at least you're hard now, so I

guess I'm doing something right.

Yeah, I think it's because of how mad you are. It's kind of making my dick

hard.

Don't forget the balls, though.

you know, if you want to get this over with.

How's that?

It's not bad.

It's not the worst dick I've ever sucked, but it is not the best.

That's a lot considering how many dicks you've sucked, so I'm not feeling too

bad about it.

You know what really would speed things up a bit?

What? You hit my ass. Oh, fuck that, man.

All right. Maybe you should come faster. I'll fucking do it. Just get this over

with. Yeah, well, I know it's not your first time. I mean, shit.

Oh, there we go.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah, just stick the whole tongue in there.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

let me feel that whole tongue. You're just using a tip.

There it is.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, I know you don't like it, but you're way the fuck in there.

If I get you to come, I just want to get this over with.

Just squeeze my balls and keep sucking.

Just like that.

I'll let you know before it's too late.

Oh,

yeah.

Squeeze them. Squeeze them. Oh, yeah.

Don't stop. Don't stop.

Look at me. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Don't stop. I'm not done coming.

Oh, look at me.

That tastes good. I've been trying to eat healthy.

You sure I ate, like, some pineapple last week?

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I just let you do that.

Well, I mean, you know, it was a good deal. Like, I'm not going to tell him

about... All those other dudes.

I mean... Are you going to clean this up?

No. Because, like, I don't want to have to... I'd hate to have to tell them how

you sucked my dick. Look.

Look, dude, your girl sucked my dick. Why did you cum so much?

Yeah, I kind of filmed it.

You're such a fucking piece of shit, dude. Oh, my God. Look, you got it all

over me. Well, go jump in the shower.

Yeah, I'm going to jump in the shower. Are you kidding me? I'm covered in

your... I might go for a swim or something. You know, chill out.

So, are we...

Yeah, I mean, you up for making me a sandwich?

Fuck you, man.

Fuck you. I'm not going to make you a fucking sandwich.

All right, well, run along. Go take a shower. I hope you're gone by the time

I'm out of the shower. I don't want to see you again.

Mm-hmm.

Damn. What the fuck? What are you doing here? You must have felt really dirty.

You were in there for a long fucking time.

Yeah, I take long showers.

Yeah. Can you tell me what the fuck you're doing in here? Well, I mean, the

good news is while you're in there, like, uh, you know, I kind of watched

the little video of, uh, you sucking my cock and kind of got me all hard again.

That sounds like a fucking personal problem, okay? Can you... Well, you

know, we... We didn't make the deal about how many times you have to make me

cum. And it's the same day, so I kind of feel like it's one time.

One time... Yeah, but you don't have to suck my cock again.

Good, because I don't want to put your cock in my mouth again.

Yeah, I really want to know what it feels like to put it in your pussy.

Well, I don't really want to do that. Can you give me some privacy? I'm sick

of you popping up in every fucking corner when I'm naked.

Like, can you... Yeah.

All right.

So... There's this site called Pornhub. I was going to put you sucking my dick

on there. Oh, my God.

And then anonymously send Mark a link.

What do you think of that?

You might be famous.

I'd give you like a four or five, which is not bad.

I think that could be the worst possible thing. I would rescue you. I would beg

you to not do that.

Maybe if you just put the towel back on the rack there.

So what, if I show you my tits again?

Well, I mean, kind of.

I kind of want to see that pussy.

Can I turn around? Let me see it from the back or something.

Yeah, kind of bend over and spread your ass cheeks for me.

Dude, you're a fucking pig. You know that?

I get that a lot.

There it is. No, no, bend over. I can't see anything.

Are you happy? Spread it.

No, that's not bad.

That's not bad at all.

All right, so listen.

I'm not saying I'm a two-pump chump, but we could probably get this over with

really quick if you just kind of go with it.

I mean, I don't really... See, I have a choice. And I won't come in you, because

no fucking... Don't worry, I won't come in you.

Yeah, don't come in me.

That's... We can set that ground rule.

I mean... Well, come on over here. Get comfy.

Ugh.

You're the fucking worst.

Well, I haven't even fucked you yet. How do you know?

I just... I might not be the worst. I mean, I might be like...

Mediocre. Oh yeah.

That's your pretty little money maker, huh?

Mark seems to like it.

Yeah, he brags on this.

So you had to know I was gonna have to fuck you.

That's slitting easy.

What the?

Really?

Seriously?

Yeah, well.

Yeah. What easily? I don't know.

Well, that works.

Being pissed off. I come easy, so don't worry. This won't take long. But, you

know. I think my pussy will make you come quick.

Oh, you think so? I know so.

Let's see what you're able to do.

That's way tighter than I expected. I thought it was going to be like a

fucking hallway.

Fuck you.

I don't know if you insist.

My pussy's perfect.

Bye, pussy.

Oh shit, I missed your eyes.

How do you have so much cum left over?

I have a fucking good diet.

I guess. Now I have to go to the fucking shower again.

Well, I might have another load when you get out of the shower. That's funny.

Thank you.

But I'll last longer like another time. I might be able to fuck you long enough

for you to cum again. I don't think I might want to fuck you again, honestly.

This is funny.

We're good now, right?

What about anal one time?

Well, we'll talk about it. But for now, like, you look like a fucking glory hole

scene. So, seriously.

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

Go to the shower. I'll just chill.

Because I need to take a shower. I'll wait until you're done.

Or you could just leave.

You want to shower together, maybe? No, dude. Can we just be, like, pretend this

never happened? I mean, look at me.

Fucking covered in your cum for the second time today.

I'll tell you what. If you jerk me off in the shower, we're done. I swear to

God. I swear.

I swear, I swear, I swear.

You're just never going to let up, are you? No, I just, I like shower hand

jobs. Come on.