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What's a matter, what's a matter

Please, go back to sleep

What time is it?

It's 7 Oclock please go back to sleep, your exhausted

7 Oclock?

Jeannie I've got to get dressed I've got my regular monday morning meeting in an hour

Oh Master you are working much to hard youve worked 24 hours a day for the last 5 weeks

Ya. I know well it can't be helped

Were getting ready for our space shuttle

Oh but you must have time to play and relax

I relax on Sunday

It's to bad everyday can't be a Sunday huh

That's a marvelous idea

What's a marvelous idea? wait

You may get back into bed now master

Today is Sunday

I will serve you sunday breakfast in bed

No no no today is Monday

General Peterson and the whole Nasa staff is waiting

Really they are

Theres Roger, come to pick me up

I'm sorry Rog I overslept

Good Morning

Hey, youd better get dressed we tee off in 15 minutes

Roger are you going to the office dressed like that?

Office

I'm going to play golf

Ha Ha Ha

On a Monday?

Boy you are mixed up it's Sunday morning

I tried to tell him major Healey it is Sunday

No no no no yeasterday was Sunday

We we played golf yesterday, remember

It was last Sunday

Like are you going to play golf or arn't ya

The whole force is waiting for us

Were due in Gen. Petersons office for a meeting in less than an hour

A meeting on Sunday? when did all this happen

Allright forget it then when Gen Peterson asks where you are

I'll just tell him your playing golf

I'm gunna get dressed

Jeannie this is not exactly what I had in mind

Oh but master it is sunday the sun is shinning the birds are twittering

Jeannie

Oh, very well master

Oh, thank you thank you, ah

Roger are you sure you wont change your mind?

Gen. Peterson has a teribble temper you know

I told you there's no meeting

C'mon lets go play golf hu

Allright, I'll let you know how the meeting went

I will see you in a little while master

No ya won't Jeannie

Yes I will

No ya won't

Yes I will

Hi Eddie

Morning Major Nelson, they got you working on sundays huh

Sundays?

All day

I guess you astronauts have no sense of time

Ya, ya

She didn't

Jeannie

Jeannie

You are back

What would you like for sunday morning breakfast master

I wouldn't like anything for sunday morning breakfast because it's not sunday

Now you stop this young lady

Stop what?

Stop making it sunday

Oh I will

As soon as you are rested

No I'm not asking you, I'm telling you

You seem to forget who's master around here

I can't go on like this

Jeannie come back where are you?

Now I wanna get this settled right now

Look here

Uh Jeanie be reasonable

Ya can't go around stopping the days of the week

What will happen if everyday is sunday

You would rest and relax

Husbands could spend more time with their wives

Mothers could be with their children

Jeannies could be with their masters

Oh, I think it is a lovely idea

Yes

Jeannie thats the worst ide youve had in 2000 years

Oh but why master, everyone needs time for relaxing

Um, Do you know what kind of chaos this could create?

I only know that you have been working to hard it is not good for you.

Well, Jeannie

It is no use talking about it master, this is for your own good.

It is going to remain sunday till you have rested.

It would give you a chance to do all those things you enjoy.

Im not going to enjoy anything and I'm not goong to let you do this

I'm going to put my foot down.

Jeannie

Jeannie

Oh, you look handsome in that outfit master

Did you enjoy your safari?

Why did you do it?

I thought you would be pleased

The next time you plan on sending me somplace

Do me a favour, let me know first

Well you told me you always wanted to go on a safari

Oh yes, yes buy not on offiice hours

You see theres a time for working

And a time for tiger hunting

Did you bad a tiger master?

No as a matter of fact, the tiger almost bagged me.

Is this the one master?

Huh, ahhhh I don't know I don't know

Tiger is a tiger

Right, now you've have your rug, can I go back to work now?

I mean. Would you make it monday so I can go back to the office?

Thou can'ts not

well, Now now what do you mean I cants not?

You have not had any fun yet

Jeannie thouts better make it monday or or I am going to put the in thy bottle

And throw you back on the beach where I found you

Now, cmon I mean it

Please enjoy thyself

Good shot

Oh thank you thank you very much

Say arent you Francho Sogurru?

Yes but I wasnt planning on playing doubles

Niether was I

I'm sorry I dropped in on you like this, just carry on

Who's that?

hmhmhmhmhmhm

Jeannie!

How did the tennis game go master?

About the same as the tiger hunt, now

Now listen young lady

I made you a ski sweater

Ya, well you can forget it, cause I'm not going sking

But you love to ski

I ski on my vacation

This is your vacation

Jeannie, you can't stop time

Oh but your wrong master

I already have master, I already have

What do you think would happen if every day were sunday

Oh it would be wonderfull master

Children would stay home from school

No one would have to go to work, hmmm

You could play golf all day and become the greatest golfer in the whole country

There wouldn't be a country to play golf in

I don't know what it was like in old Bagdad but

Our whole economy is built on people working

Why must people work master?

Well to make a living

And then?

And well one day they hope to work long enough and save up enough money

To retire

And then?

And then they can stop working

Good

I have taken a shortcut

With my system everyone can stop working now

I hope I have these sleves long enough

How long is it going to be sunday?

Untill you are rested master

You are pale, you have circles under your eyes

And your little hand is trembling

My whole body is trembling

When are you going to turn sunday off?

You are shouting at me, that is always a sign your nevous

Nervous. Youre driving me out of my mind

You are shouting again

Ya

Oh, oh I will finish this elsewhere

Huh

Huh

Good morning major nelson

oh forgive me for intuding on your sunday like this

But I brought my lawnmower and I wondered if I might borrow yours

I'm glad your here doctor I have to talk to you right away

What day is this

Today is sunday

That's what everybody thinks

Today is monday

Well it's true within some parts of the world

Everywhere

Doctor

Time has stopped

Time has stopped?

Listen

The clock is running

The clocks havn't stopped

Just the calendar

Just the calendar?

Yes Sir

Every day is sunday and if we don't do something about it

The world could be destroyed

How long has it been sunday major?

Yesterday was sunday

And today is sunday and what really worries me is that

Tomorrow going to be sunday

And the day after that unless I get some rest

Yes, you must rest

I I havn't time to go on tiger hunts and play tennis

Not with a space shot coming up you can see that

Course I can, now you just lay down, right there

All over the world

People are gardening and golfing and fishing

What's going to happen to the factories and all the offices

Well, I thought I could handle this myself but

I need help

Yes you do major you certainly do

But don't you worry

Except I'm the only one who can do it

By getting plenty of rest and getting rid of these circles under my eyes see? Here?

You just lye there, I'll be right back

Thank you

Where you going doctor?

To call the calendar maker, to stop the calendars for you

Thank you

Dr. Bellows

Oh, it will be beutifull

Jeannie Dr. Bellows thinks I'm crazy

He was probably upset because you yelled at him

General Petterson could you come right over?

It's majot nelson again

He thinks the calendar is stopped

Yes General

No it has nothing to do with Einstiens theory of relativity

It has to do with major nelson

He thinks every day is sunday

Hello?

Try it on

No

Oh, it fits perfectly

Well, I must finish the right arm

Jeannie will you stop fooling around?

I'm telling you for the last time

Jeannie

Jeaaaaaaaah

Jeannie

I came over to borrow major nelsons lawn mower

And he said doctor I need your help, and I said

You need my help?

Then he said what day is it

And I said it's sunday

Then he said no it's monday

Only everyone thinks it's sunday you see

Everyday is sunday

The calendar has stopped

I havn't time for tiger hunting and

Playing tennis

And then I said

You lye down I'll go get some help

So I went downstairs and I called general peterson and he hung up on me

And then I went back upstairs again and

Major Nelson had vanished into thin air, thin air

And I only wanted to borrow his lawnmower

Feeling alright Sir?

Major Healy

What is it Sir

What day is it?

What day is it?

It's sunday Sir

Is it?

Are you sure?

Sure I'm sure Sir

Oh

I feel alot better thank you thank you major

It must have been a touch of the sun

Well it can happen to anyone Sir

There's something about this house

Something about this house

If you wanna borrow Tony's lawnmower he keeps it in the garage

I wouldn't touch his lawnmower

Anybody home?

Tony

Tony

Tony Anybody home?

Oh hi Jeannie

Hello major Healey

Uh, where's Tony

Major Nelson is skiing

In Coacoa beach?

In Switzerland

Oh, ah, you going somewhere?

I am leaving

When will you be back?

I'm not coming back

Why

I sent Major Nelson skiing on the highest mourian in Switzerland

Ya

I found out he cannot ski

Oh

I try to please him but

Everything I do turns out wrong

Jeannie he's awfully crazy about you I wish you'd talk to him before you go

He said he wanted to put me back in my bottle

And throw me back on the beach where he found me

Well, uh scince you'll be changing masters anyway

I have a little room at my place and I was thinking

Scince you like keeping busy why

A few hundred things you could

I am sorry major Healey I do not want any other master but Major Nelson

Say goodbye for me will you please

Ya ya, goodbye

See that he rests

Oh ya rests

And eats properly and

And you give him a big kiss for me

I'll give him a big kiss

Tell him I love him

Hold this please

There goes the nicest jeannie Ive ever met in my whole life

Jeannie

Tony what are you doing here?

I live here

Where is she?

I thought you were in Switzerland?

C'mon, c'mon where is she?

Jeannie?

Ya

Oh, Jeannie well ah

C'mon c'mon

She, she just left

Well when she gets back the's a few things I want to tell that girl

I'm going to put her straight

I don't think she's coming back

What do you mean she's not coming back

Well I mean she packed her little bags and she's not coming back

Ah she woudn't do a thing like that

She's pretty upset

What'd she say?

Well, she said you should eat properly and too ah

And and she loves you

Ya?

Ya?

Well. she might have waited till I get back to say goodbye, huh?

Well, I suppose it's for the best anyhow we can all get back to work

Probably for the best

Ah let's get back to the base Huh?

What what for it's Sunday

Sunday?

What's a matter?

You know what she did?

No, what?

She went away and she forgot to turn the calendar back on

Oh. good morning dr. Bellows

Major Healry is Major Nelson in?

Ya, he's out on the patio he's ah feeling awfully depressed

Maybe you can cheer him up?

Depressed? Hmmm

I didn't mean to yell at you

Ah yer right. absalutly right

I have been working to hard

You know how I feel about you?

I'd like to marry you but

I can't

People would't understand

When we first met

You said you'd do anything for me

I'm asking you to do something for me now

I'm asking you to forgive me

Please say something

I don't blame you

Goodbye

You play very well Major Nelson

Oh, I don't play the piano sir

Please go on

I didn't mean to interupt your conversation

You heard what I said?

Yes major Nelson

But I'm sure you have one of your marvelous explinations

No Sir

Did you say no sir?

Yes

I don't care what happens to me now

I'm going to explain everything to you

Everthing?

Everything

You mean about the yacht, the elephant the tree

Everything

Major Nelson you don't know how long I've waited for this moment

It all started

Wait

If you don't mind I like to have a witness here

Now that I'm going to confess

I feel better already

Were all going to feel alot better

General Peterson, Dr. Bellows

Could you come over to Major Nelsons house right away Sir?

He has a problem he'd like to discuss with us

What kind of a problem?

Well this time I'd like you to hear it for yourself Sir

Well I was on my way to the golf course

I'll stop off on the way over

It all started

Please, not untill General peterson gets here

Ya, But

Wait untill I have a witness

Why don't you do go and put some coffee on

Coffee

Coffee oh yes, coffee

That's a good boy

La la la la la lala

Jeannie

Good morning Master, aha

Shhhh

Jeannie, your back

Oh I tried to stay away but I could not Master

Then you said all those lovely things to me

Did you really mean what you said master?

Ya, I meant every word

I missed you Jeannie

Oh, and I missed you master

Oh I will try never again to inerfear with your work

I don't think you'll ever have to worry about that

I don't have any more work

What do you mean?

That's Gerneral Peterson, I'm trapped

Oh, he shall not stay, I will blink him far away

No

It rymed

Hu

He shall not stay, I can blink him far away

That's it

That's it

Do you want me to blink him away?

No

I want you to stay out of sight

I may need you

Oh, hello Gerneral Peterson

Hello Tony, how you feeling

Oh, fine never felt better

Of course you havn't

Confession is very good for the soul

Now, were ready to hear you Major

Your ready to hear me Sir?

Well don't be shy Major your going to tell the whole thing to the General, arn't you?

Oh, yes yes, do you want to hear the whole song Sir?

The whole song?

I was working on the lyrics when Dr. Bellows came in

The lyrics? But you said

Yes

I said when we first met you said you'd do anything for me

Well I'm asking you to do something now

That's the title of the song Sir I'm asking you to do something now

I've been working on the melody too

Doctor is this what you

Well as long as I'm here why don't you play it for me?

You want me to play it for you?

Ya, on the piano

On on the piano?

Well, I uh uh uh

Right, please sit down gentlemen

Now

When we first met you said you'd do anything for me

Well. I'm asking you to do something, something now

Tell me that you love me b baby

Tell me you'll always be true

Put an end to all this maybe

Tell me that I belong too you oh ah

It's about this young couple that want to get married and

Their parents are appossed to it sort of like Romeo and Juliet

Well, what did ya think?

This time your right he's got a problem

Thank you General but that's not the problem

You, you didn't like the song Sir?

Well. I'm no judge Tony but as a song writer

Tony your the greatest astonaut in the program

Thank you

But General this isn't what I

Tony, if I were you I'd forget about the song writing

Yes Sir if you say so Sir

I'm glad you asked me over doctor

Yes

Ahh, let me see you to the door Sir

Now listen Tony

He was taliking to that bottle

He said I, you know I'd like to marry you but I heard you

Where did I go wrong?

Ah coming Rog

What are you all dressed up for?

What am I dressed up for what are you all dressed up for?

Were going to play golf, remember?

Play golf on Monday morning, General Peterson and the whole staff are waiting for us

No no yesterday was Saturday todays Sunday

Would you pull yourself together, it's Monday morning

Jeannie

Yes master

What have you done with Sunday?

Well you said you'd wished there were more workdays in the week

So I have taken away Sunday and given you two Mondays

Because last week we had three Sundays

Do you like Tusday master?

I think that is a very nice day

And if you like I vcan give you three tuesdays

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