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If I were you,

I could love you like I love myself.

But am I you?

No.

That's why I don't love you.

If I had a yacht,

I could tour around the world.

Do I have a yacht?

No, that's why I could forget this idea,

before I wake up from my dream.

If I weren't a stutterer,

I could be a DJ.

Am I a stutterer?

Yes, that's why

I could only be a substitute DJ with a little stutter.

I love vintage red wine.

The red is full of glow,

transparent and alluring.

Gently swirl it inside a wine glass,

let it fully blends with air,

to release its full aroma.

Take a sip and roll it around,

let your palate feel the body...

and smoothness of the wine.

And for the finish,

let it gently slips down your throat,

enjoy its lingering aftertaste.

Waiter,

bring out your best red wine.

Aren't you afraid your wife might check your calls?

Stop calling me.

Locate me if you can,

and I'll be your mistress.

Where are you going, miss?

I haven't decided, heading north.

Do we have tickets to the north?

Yes, as north as Mohe.

Miss, do you reckon Mohe will do?

It's the north pole beyond that.

It's too arid in the north,

the south is better.

Just name your destination, miss.

You sound very confident.

I'm heading anywhere you go, miss.

Head to the police station with me.

Freeze, don't run.

Don't run.

Officer, could you sell me a ticket?

No. Wait.

I knew you wouldn't agree.

You look like an upright man,

I could tell you're a man of principles.

Enough already...

Why don't you let me just pick one?

Everyone has his hobbies.

I love to trick conmen.

Like what I'm doing now.

Eat up, it's fine. Eat up.

I'll buy you more if there's not enough.

Nuts.

As you can see,

this is my other hobby.

I'm a bit of a playboy.

Good evening, you're now...

listening to Transparent City,

music channel on FM96.8.

I'm Shan Min, substitute DJ.

According to experts' pre...dictions,

the strongest solar storm...

in a century will happen soon,

with a level reaching 9.

But we don't need to pay much attention,

as it doesn't concern our lives.

Let's get back into business.

In a few hours,

nature will bring the biggest power I've been waiting for so long.

And I could save this loveless world.

Shan Min,

still sleeping?

It's almost lunch time.

You lazy bone, come on.

What a mess.

Mom has found you several ladies, look.

26 years old.

Nice figure.

This one is 22,

kindergarten teacher,

young and energetic.

Pretty face.

This one is 28,

a lawyer,

a post-graduate,

property agent,

mature and down-to-earth,

from a well off family.

I could work ten years less.

Tell me what you want.

Can I have them all?

Pretty lady, can I buy you a drink?

Good evening, you're now listening to...

Transparent City, music channel on FM96.8.

I'm Shan Min, I've always liked...

a quote by Eileen Chang.

Meeting someone among millions of people,

within millions of years. In the wilderness of the boundless time,

not a moment too soon or too late,

a chance meeting. You could only gently utter,

Here I am.

Alright, here's today's script.

Drink up...

Again...

You should listen to our competitor's broadcasts,

learn from their good experience.

You could only win, if you know yourself and your enemy.

This meeting ends.

Shan Min, wait up.

What's up, pal?

Tell me of your sorrows,

so that we could have a laugh.

You're down a size.

Really?

Your clothes are down a size.

Darn.

Where are you off to? Head home to sleep?

Leave me alone, I need to work on the script.

Not now, I need a favour.

I chatted up a girl on the net,

but I used your picture.

My picture?

We must live honestly.

You won't succeed,

with your dirty little tricks.

I believe love conquers all.

Only steamed buns conquer all.

Nonsense.

I'll let you substitute tonight, ok?

You should have said that earlier.

I've always wanted to see how legendary love is.

Let me be clear,

you must leave after you've cleared it up,

don't try anything else.

That depends on how she looks.

Don't, I've put in some effort.

No worries, what kind of person you take me for? 00:12:21:22 00:12:22:22

You were too vicious.

Six stitches, hospitalized for 7 days.

I spent RMB 3000 on medical expenses.

Don't blame me for your own wrong doings.

Just shut up.

That's her.

Looks like it's not just odd-balls on the net.

Hello, I'm Xiaoai.

Hello, I'm Shan Min.

Don't tell me.

You're egoistic, live by your feelings,

don't care much about others,

rather stubborn,

often offend others with your words.

Does that include the females?

When we shook hands, your palm was slightly wet,

your handshake was

light and quick.

Darn.

As long as there's a mobile signal,

I could locate anyone.

Look up your mom, see if she'll beat you.

You can take my money, but not my love.

What if I do?

Are you worried about her or your medical fees?

You must clear this up today.

I'm done talking to you.

What's your problem?

What's wrong with you?

Let go of me.

Don't run.

What's wrong with you?

Stand still...

Let go of me.

My umbrella...

Run! Shan Min.

Wait up!

What's wrong with me?

How come I've these?

Why am I standing across? 00:16:21:12 00:16:22:16

Why are you hitting a woman?

Stop it now!

Tell me, your name, occupation, address.

Zhao Weiguo, cab driver.

I live at No. 52, Hongqi Alley.

I'm a good Samaritan.

Who could prove it?

They're a couple fighting.

Why did you interrupt?

Why can't you just believe me?

Then who could prove they're a couple?

Is that right? Stop flirting here.

Hurry and head home.

What's wrong?

I need you to call someone.

Why?

I'm supposed to be filling in for someone at work tonight.

How could I go now?

You brat...

Is that how you treat a friend?

Your colleague's yelling at you.

Tell him to go to work himself.

I'll explain to him later.

He said he'll explain later,

just go to work yourself.

What was that?

Who is he?

He's me.

You! Give me the phone.

What a mess.

Why are you so stupid? 00:17:58:04 00:17:59:01

What are you doing?

I need the loo.

There're many types of friends, those who'd help you,

and those who'd hurt you.

And now, the song Friends.

This is bad, I can't pick up girls anymore.

He's a speaker salesman?

I guess what happened to us

was due to the thunder struck.

Are you listening?

Where are you off to?

It's none of your business.

None of my business?

You're taking off in my body.

It's all your fault.

Listen,

if we can't swap back,

no one is going anywhere.

How to swap back? Getting struck by thunder once more?

I need to grab my luggage first.

I don't care.

We must think of something to swap back.

It's easier to undo someone else's,

but not when I'm wearing it...

Don't take it off.

I don't trust you, I must sleep with you.

I don't trust you to sleep with me.

Where does it hurt?

Here...and there...

Don't touch!

Don't touch, you dirty man.

It's raining, how come there's a fire?

Fire engine's out.

Stupid, they're here to fill up the water tank.

You don't even know that.

Do you reckon there will be a thunder?

You need to wait for the thunder.

Very well.

Sixty cents each.

What do you mean?

A dollar twenty cents. (Let's be together). 00:00:00:00 00:00:00:00

I get everything you're saying, must be hard on you.

Do you want to go back being a woman?

No rush it's not a big problem.

You want to go back being a man?

For sure.

Mental institute?

Stop them...

I've a flu.

Can you cover for me at work?

Picking up the kids.

Going to a funeral.

Colleague from last night, answer for me.

Just say yes to everything.

sure.

What was that?

He told you to cover for him at work tonight.

No, he told me to go to work.

Why did you say yes?

You told me to say yes to everything.

And he said he's got the flu.

Well I could go as you.

You think it's as easy as a hawker?

You won't know what to do.

You could teach me.

What kind of work that you do after dark?

I must charge.

By the round or the hour?

Each round, an hour.

RMB 200 then.

Are you ripping me off? 50.

Do whatever I say.

Got it, such a nag.

It's Fat Boy who chatted with you online,

he used my picture.

Alright Shan Min, you're seeing my girl,

pushed me into a ditch.

Fat Boy, you're not that bad yourself,

using my picture to chat girls up.

Never mind, people make mistakes.

what kind of a friend are you? 00:25:14:15 00:25:15:14

I want to play Goodbye Song.

No.

No.

I like it.

I don't.

I'll leave right now, if you don't play it.

Fine.

Read the script out,

then play the song.

On three,

three, two, one.

Good evening, everyone.

You're now listening to Transparent City,

music channel on FM96.8.

I'm substitute DJ, Shan Min.

Lovely notes will...

The thing is...

Shan Min, remember the moment.

You're no longer a stutterer.

You're more handsome than you thought when working.

Here on a tour?

What tour? I need to pee.

I...

I've just heard from Shan Min,

you're the one I chatted with online.

You don't need to explain for Shan Min.

I never thought,

there's no true love online anymore.

I don't have a choice.

But it's me who chatted with you.

Sleep...you steamed bun.

Are you a pig? Falling asleep like this?

And you snore.

Do you know how serious dead air is?

Trying to get me fired?

I was sleepy, what could I do?

You're the one who snored.

Very well, classmate Xiaoai.

Since we're stuck together,

we must live each other's lives. Let's make a pact.

Sure, let's do that.

Alright.

First, work at the other's job.

Do it according to the person's requests.

Second, protect and respect each other's bodies.

Third, we don't exchange our finances.

Fine, I worked for you last night. Pay up.

And you must prepare to work for me.

What do you do?

I date men.

You're a rip off artist?

I'm you.

Don't wax my leg.

What are you doing?

My leg hairs.

I'll poke your eyes.

Mom.

You two come home to eat this weekend.

Hot blooded youngsters.

I worked for you yesterday, and I need to play son on the weekend.

You should start working for me too.

Fine, but let me be clear. I don't sell my body.

Fine. It's a deal.

I will doll you up,

buy some new clothes,

you must learn to walk properly.

Smile, sitting posture, manners.

Spray on some perfume.

I don't want to smell like a bun,

that everyone wants a bite.

Do you know the difference between a woman and a girl?

The hymen?

Sick minded. High heels!

Let me introduce myself.

I'm a man,

and I love...women.

That's pretty broad.

I never meet up with online friends, except you.

I never date men, you're an accident.

Why's that?

Because I like women.

Since you're so straightforward.

I'll tell you a secret, I'm a woman.

And my secret is, I used to be a man.

Then we're a perfect match.

My match is right there, my husband.

He said he used to be a woman.

Let's ask him to join in.

What a messy lifestyle.

It's too scary.

You did that on purpose, scaring him off.

You should get the bill.

What?

Why should I get the bill on your date?

Did you drink the coffee?

Did you scare him off?

I'm on this date for you.

No matter what, men should pay the bill.

But right now I'm...

Perfect. I'm very pleased with you.

Pleased about what?

It hasn't been a minute yet.

We're adults,

let's just get straight to the point.

I want a long term sweetheart,

I'd pay for everything, we won't affect each other's lives.

How much do you think I'm worth?

No...please rephrase that.

I don't need a hooker.

What's the difference?

I yearn for freedom, and some excitement.

But I can't break the society's rules so openly.

So I could only adapt, and be creative.

You look like an educated person,

why would you stoop so low?

Humans exist as a form of carbohydrates living organism.

We've the same basic needs,

but we just express differently,

under certain constraints.

You can't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds.

You!

Maybe we're moving too fast,

the souls can't keep up.

Yes.

Sure you're moving fast, judging by the tacky brand you wear.

You can insult me, but not this brand.

What? Do you want a fight?

What do you want?

Another potential business wrecked.

I think you're just not up to it.

Not up to it?

True, I don't know how to handle men.

Why don't you show me?

Very well.

Looks like I need to demonstrate.

We've met before.

I believe so.

Just as I thought, let me have another look,

to see if we're destined to be together.

Who are you?

He's my ex-boyfriend, Shan Min.

He loves talking to himself.

Idiot, what do you want?

Come on, stop fidgeting.

What should I do at your parents' place?

Watch TV, don't do anything.

So simple? How should I address...

your dad when I see him?

What do you mean?

Papa, daddy or...

Father.

Whatever, you can call him Your Highness if you wish.

Nonsense. Hold these.

Hurry.

What now? I'm a bit nervous.

Repeat what you've said.

Call the man dad, the woman mom. Talk less, eat more.

Open the door.

I'm home.

Shan Min, introduce your girlfriend to everyone.

This is my colleague, Xiaoai.

Xiaoai, this is everyone.

So rude, introduce properly.

Eldest Uncle. Eldest Uncle.

Youngest Uncle. Hello, Youngest Uncle.

Second Uncle. Second Uncle.

Little Uncle. Little Uncle.

Little Aunt. Little Aunt.

Dad.

Dad, hello.

You've missed me, Shan Min.

Baby Aunt.

Baby Aunt. Baby Aunt.

Baby Aunt.

Let's dig in, everyone. Eat up...

Don't drink so much.

Eat up, son. I made the stuffed lotus roots just for you.

It's really good.

Thanks, mom.

Xiaoai, eat up.

Make yourself at home.

Try these prawns.

Mom, dad. Shall we take a group picture?

Sure...

Good idea.

Look over here please.

Shan Min, come over.

Sure.

Mom's stuffed lotus roots are so yummy.

Let's visit again.

Watch your words, that's my mom, not yours.

You really think you're family.

I'm now, but you're not.

What did you pinch me for?

Stop staring. Just look into a mirror.

Hey girl,

you're quite a hottie, let's have some fun.

What are you doing? Stop talking...stand still.

No? Then let me cheer you up.

Pick the washboard or the keyboard to kneel on.

Sir, I don't do circus tricks.

Please behave.

It's my fault.

I'll be your personal slave,

I'll take up all the heavy duty work.

Plus a daily massage.

In your dreams.

Get out! This is my place.

I'm the real Shan Min.

Who could prove it? Look at yourself now.

You're not Shan Min.

What a big flat.

It's my dream to buy a flat like this.

And I've dreamt to live on a yacht.

You need to work for it.

It's good to have dreams.

This is FM...96.8.

Classmate Shan Min,

I didn't expect that you stutter.

how could you be a host?

What was that? It's none of your business.

What if I stutter? Is it illegal?

I don't want to discuss this, get to work.

You spoke that clearly,

and smoothly.

What's so strange about it?

I was a top student in my faculty.

What happened?

I was sent to be a radio host.

But in my first live show,

Turn on the microphone, hurry...

Since then,

I stutter in every single show.

And after that?

I became an editor.

But you still hope to be a host, right?

Who knows? Maybe.

Hang in there, the path to realize one's dream,

is full of obstacles.

This is a big invention,

imitating the current of a thunder.

What have you done to my toy?

What's the point to live like us?

Living half man half woman?

This is completely safe,

let me show you.

Help me!

I've tested this many times,

would I risk harming myself?

No.

It's real simple, I'll show you again.

Shan Min...

Shan Min, are you alright?

Shan Min, are you okay?

You steamed bun!

51293609 Agricultural Bank for details)

Hello, this is Agricultural Bank's credit card centre.

I want a BBQ pork rice.

This is Agricultural Bank's credit card centre.

Aren't you Fat Boy?

Sorry, wrong number.

Unbelievable.

Hello.

Is this Agricultural Bank's credit card centre?

Yes.

I want a BBQ pork rice.

Are you nuts? This is a bank. We don't have BBQ pork rice.

Is this the credit card centre of Agricultural Bank?

Yes, hello.

Did anyone look for me earlier?

And you are?

I'm Fat Boy.

The one who delivers BBQ pork rice.

I'm Fat Boy, I deliver BBQ pork rice.

Hello, this is FM96.8

I'm tonight's...

Hold on.

Put your hand down, don't move.

Hello, I'm tonight's...

I can't do it.

You can...I'll help.

It's a habit, I won't do this.

Hold your hand down.

I'm tonight's DJ.

I just can't, I don't want to do this.

Again.

Xiaoai, hurry. Answer this call for me.

What is it? Why panic?

Never mind who this is.

Her name is Yu Jiajia, I call her Fishie.

Fish bait.

Dog food, no, fish bait.

What was that? You're out of line, Shan Min.

I want to see you tonight, where are you hiding?

You want to see me? Sorry, fish bait.

I need to go to the movies with my wife, and...

What rubbish was that?

No, you told me to say this.

Did I mention dog food, cat food and the movies?

Bag things come in pairs, here's another one.

Let me answer it...

No way.

Who is it? Who is it?

Let me see.

Open up, Shan Min.

Help me out, go and hide inside.

Open the door, Shan Min.

You should be the one hiding,

not me.

Why have you been hiding from me? Not answering my calls?

Unique taste in women.

Is there someone else?

I've plenty of ex-girlfriends.

Someone in the room?

I'm a part time maid, here to clean the windows.

His dirty laundry, I need to wash this.

Say something, cousin.

Truth is, I'm his cousin.

Your cousin is really hot.

This isn't what you think, dear. There's nothing between me and her.

It stinks.

You won't tell us?

Xiaoai, use force if he refuses to tell.

Will you tell us?

Tell us.

Will you tell us?

Tell us. You're illiterate.

You wrote this wrong.

One stroke less.

What now? I thought that doesn't look right.

Too dumb.

Tell us.

Fine...

I was dumped eight times,

divorced eight times,

I still don't know women.

So I've been researching hard,

inventing this soul-swapping machine.

Which was the burnt umbrella.

That was meant for a loving couple to make up.

For rekindling love.

Are you nuts? You old fool.

But how to swap back?

I think...

if you love each other,

then you can swap back.

Rotten old man.

You've ruined us.

Listen to me.

Go on.

It's true. Absolutely.

Nothing but the truth.

I experienced on a bench.

Flowers bloom out of it, if it's full of love.

Are we benches?

Xiaoai, beat him up.

Wait...

You're out of options,

if you want to swap back,

there's no choice except...

to love each other.

Unbelievable. 00:51:10:10 00:51:13:03 00:51:31:10 00:51:33:02

I've run out of water. 00:51:45:22 00:51:46:21 00:51:53:17 00:51:55:09

Faster.

Some rhythm please.

You've no feelings. 00:52:33:12 00:52:34:14 00:52:38:17 00:52:41:01

Hello,

you're listening to music channel on FM96.8,

I'm tonight's DJ Shan Min.

That was the song Celery,

and coming up next, Tibetan Plateau. 00:53:48:08 00:53:49:05

Where's your master?

The Tang Priest. Aren't you off to the west?

No I'm not.

Too many demons on the road.

Sort out human's matters, before monkey business.

I'm King Kong, from U.S.

Any monkeys which interfere with our social order must be punished. 00:55:02:22 00:55:04:02

I want you.

I think the reason we can't swap back,

is due to our conservative ways.

Look at those romantic films,

the leads will sleep together once they're in love.

It's the only way to bond physically and mentally.

Are you listening?

I don't sleep around.

Is that right?

Stop pretending. I've had enough of you.

You change girlfriends like you change clothes.

At least you'd wash and iron your clothes.

But you just ignore the women.

How many hearts are broken by men like you?

I'm getting so annoyed.

How come women are always the victims?

Since I've been given this golden opportunity,

I must bring justice to the men,

let you have a taste of it,

what it's like being bullied.

What are you doing?

Stop running.

Don't come any closer. You can't run.

What are you doing? I'm calling the police.

Go on then.

I won't let you.

Stop running.

Don't make me beat up a woman.

Enough.

A woman once told me,

it's tiring to love me,

so she chose to hate me.

She told me later,

she suffered more when she hated me.

What's the matter?

So, I've a plan.

My ID, ATM card, passbook,

title deed,

keys to my parents' place.

What are you doing? I might run with the cash.

Xiaoai,

we've really messed it up,

I doubt that we could ever swap back.

Stop it, you're scaring me.

Maybe this is for the better,

the old Shan Min was selfish,

just hoping to be a host, not doing anything right.

But the current Shan Min is better,

being a host and a son.

So I've thought about it,

I plan to leave for a period.

To change my lifestyle.

If it's about last night, can't I apologize?

Remember to visit my parents for me.

You're crazy! This is murder.

Just do a good job being you.

If you fall and die,

then who dies? And who lives?

From this day on, you're me.

And who are you?

I wish I was myself, but sadly not.

You've become me, I can't lose you.

Do you know you've terminal illness?

I've been to the hospital.

I'm dying.

Didn't you notice when you had your nosebleeds?

I'm dying in your place now.

I'm not sick, it's misdiagnosed. I'm not dying.

You should keep on faking.

Who knows we might swap back.

I admit it's a lie.

I thought terminal illness can make us fall in love.

We've been thru it all. It's love at first sight,

sweet romance,

life and death.

The only thing missing is hatred now.

Love and hatred goes together.

Looks like my plan is working.

But why do I have a bad vibe?

What is this?

I've paid deposit on a yacht.

You sold my flat?

Don't you want to live on a yacht? Where else could I find the money?

There's not enough.

Don't you know? The property prices are crazy now.

Are you crazy?

You're the one who's crazy.

Con artist, you scam people for a living.

You are rotten to the core.

Listen, we can't swap back now,

that's because you're not sincere.

As if you're, chatting up girls all day.

Telling every girl she's special.

You stutter when you need to say anything serious.

The wall of speakers won't help.

Showy, not practical.

I'll beat you to a pulp.

We're similar,

stay out of each other's business.

Just wait and see, Xiaoai.

Move aside.

Please write down the organs you'd donate.

The heart.

Very well, please write heart here.

Fine, I'll donate my heart too.

Let me get you a form,

please fill in your particulars.

Nurse, I'll donate my pancreas.

My liver.

Cornea.

Lungs.

Bone marrow.

Kidneys, won't be of use anyway.

Skin.

Colon.

You don't need to donate that.

You can dish up a feast with those.

Fine, I'll donate everything.

The form...

You're really something, going to the hospital,

donating my organs.

So? I'm trying to do good deeds for you.

There's no need to.

What are you looking at?

Give me the donation form, I'll have a look.

Look at your own.

I want yours. I don't want to be a donor.

I won't let you.

What are you doing? Stop it.

What are you doing?

Spit it out.

What was that? I won't go easy on men.

Spit it out.

Just because you've a handle,

I don't need to listen to you.

You steamed bun.

Dad, what's a handle?

Handle of the teapot.

Dad, I want a handle too.

Then mom will buy me lots of ice-cream.

I've asked someone to replace you,

you can take a break from work.

We'll contact you about the outcome.

Boss...

That's it, I've other business.

You think it's part of my plan?

No, it's spun out of control.

Shan Min.

Have some fruits.

Hello, you're listening to Transparent City.

I'm Fat Boy. It's broken.

Why did you have to set the timer?

Your dad is used to listening to the radio at this hour.

Mom, I'll give you a live broadcast.

Thanks for tuning into FM96.8, Transparent City.

I'm your DJ Shan Min.

Thanks for those who tune in everyday.

With your love and support,

Shan Min could go further...

And now, my beautiful partner.

Yes, Shan Min is very lucky.

I trust he'll cherish those who love him more.

And now, after some meddling,

the lucky listeners are my dad and mom.

And my partner and me.

The big prize is...

a luxurious yacht cruise, 7 days trip in the Maldives.

Watching sunrise, shark fishing in the afternoon,

Champagne and lobsters dinner, as the sun sets into the ocean,

we're in black tie, and starting to play mahjong.

My love... Run!

I'm a man.

Xiaoai.

Oh, I'm returning these.

Bank passbook.

ID card.

Electricity card.

ATM card.

Mom and dad's keys.

I want to eat mom's stuffed lotus roots.

I want to have Fat Boy as my pal.

I still want to shave.

I still want to pee standing up.

Shan Min, drop by the station this afternoon.

Bring your girlfriend along.

Remember.

This is a first in our country's organ donation field.

Here they are...

Buddy, you're famous.

You must give me an exclusive interview later.

Shan Min, did you two plan on being donors together?

Is this your way of expressing love?

Tell us more about your romance.

In this day and age,

some people express love through materials,

others just play the field.

We hope to prove our love...

through a meaningful way.

We hope to spread our love... 01:12:53:12 01:12:54:11

Marry him...

I do.

You steamed bun!

You're not my type.

I can't find any biceps.

This is my type, looks like a steamed bun.

Get lost...

Xiaoai...

Xiaoai...

Xiaoai...where are you?

Xiaoai...

I grew up in an orphanage.

I've never had any family.

Some scam for a better living.

I scam for a place to live.

But this time,

I've scammed something money can't buy.

But I can't keep, what started as a lie.

This game should end.

Hello.

This is FM96.8,

today is the first show of Transparent Genders.

I'm DJ Shan Min.

Thanks for tuning in.

With you, Shan Min could go further...

Let me sing a song to begin.

In the beginning, I only believed,

love is above all.

I could only see clearly in the end,

destiny is what remains strong.

You still choose to go back.

He breaks your heart, but you refuse to wake up.

You said love is a dream.

I could only return, the happiness I borrowed from you.

It's lonely when I can't stay on.

There's nothing except a song of goodbye.

An embrace the second before the heart breaks.

Sending you a goodbye song with my heartbeat.

Someone very special to me has left.

I need to tell her.

You're me, I can't lose you.

At this moment,

she could be besides us.

If you're listening,

I hope you'll turn up the volume.

So that she could hear this...

If I were you.

I could love you like myself.

Am I you?

Yes.

So, I must love you like myself. 01:21:48:01 01:21:52:04

I haven't thrown up yet, why have you already?