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Okay, explain the rules just really fast.

Okay, so this says you have to ask a person individually if they have

a card or not and if they don't have it, you have to go fish.

Okay, so just pairs of two.

It's actually, officially, it's pairs of four.

Pairs of four? Let's play with two.

Yeah.

I'm cool with two.

I'm cool with two as well.

I mean, because I already have two.

Yeah, me too.

Because I started to kick your ass.

I also have one.

Oh. And then if I have a, I can do that on your pile?

Yeah. Is that correct?

I think so.

Alright, we're gonna figure this out.

Why don't you go first?

Me? Okay.

Amy, do you have any aces?

Yes, actually.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Whoa.

Someone's coming out swinging.

Babe, do you have a two?

I don't have any twos. Go fish.

Okay, your turn. My turn.

All right, Dad, do you have a queen?

I do not. I'm sorry, son.

I can't help you this time.

I can't count on you for anything.

That's a lie.

All right, honey, do you have two?

Go fish.

You have a lot of cards in your hand.

I know.

All right.

Honey, do you have any jacks? I do not. I'm sorry. Okay.

Just to be clear, if you have, like, matches already, I could just put them

down. Yeah. Yes.

Oh, all right, then.

What?

Sorry.

Yeah.

Your turn, Amy. Okay.

Jess, do you have a six?

I don't have a six. Go fish.

Okay.

I'm doing this right, right?

Yeah, that's great.

How many cards do you have left, honey?

Two.

Two. Two.

Because I'm going to put that nine down. Oh, wait. And a seven.

Now I have two.

Oh.

Amy,

do you have any jacks?

No.

Go fish.

Okay. Jess, do you have an eight?

No. Go fish.

Look at that.

Amy, do you have any sixes?

Yes.

I'll take that.

She steals a lot of cards.

Honey, do you have a seven?

Do you have a seven?

Oh, shoot.

Yeah,

do you? Yeah.

Okay, so I have a three, so I'm going to put that down against David's.

And I have a nine because you have nines in your hand.

I won. Good game. Good game, honey.

Thank you, thank you, I know.

All right, I'm going to head to the kitchen. Does anybody want to?

I know it's my turn to shuffle, but can you do it? Because it looks so much

cooler. Yeah, sure.

Like a kid, I just smash it all together and it gets a little wackadoo.

Yeah, no problem.

She ran a gambling.

No!

Was that the door?

Uh, yeah, do you want me to get it? No, yeah, I'll get it, I'll get it. Alright.

Alright, don't cheat. Don't look in my cards just because I looked in yours

last time. I know, right?

Hey, sis.

Aren't you gonna let me in?

What? Who is that?

Honey, who is that?

What's going on? I don't know.

Whoa,

what? I'm Jess's twin.

I'm so sorry for showing up like this.

I don't have anywhere else to go.

Wait, Jess has a twin?

Just stay with her. I gotta talk to your mom.

Will you please let me in?

Honey!

Yes, of course. You can come inside.

Come on in.

I'm such a mess. I'm sorry.

It's okay. Sorry.

This is such a terrible first impression.

Yeah, can we get you some water or something?

Can I please use your restroom?

Yes, of course. Yeah. Show her the bathroom, babe. Okay.

Alright.

It's down the hall, first door on the right. Okay.

And you said your family was boring.

I've never seen her before.

Jess, what's going on?

And why didn't you tell me you had a twin sister?

Is that what she told you?

No, she's downstairs with David and Amy.

This weekend, David was going to propose to Amy. You know this. We planned this.

What is happening right now?

What did you just say?

I said David's going to propose to Amy. We planned this. No, no, no, no, no, no.

What?

Where is she?

She's downstairs.

Shut up!

Shut up!

What? Who is that?

Who is that?

Honey,

what is happening?

What the hell did you do?

You didn't do anything.

Why'd you let her in? Who is that?

Did you find me?

I thought you'd be happy to see your long lost sister.

Let's get this fucking straight. You're not my sister. You're not my fucking

lover. And you're not my friend. How the fuck did you find me?

Feisty.

I am fucking feisty.

I'm done with this. I fucking have outgrown you.

The happier you are, the easier

you are for me to find. This family loves me.

I want to be with them.

Say it.

Say it.

Fucking say it. Say it.

Okay.

Fucking just do it.

Oh, you stupid girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want you to give it to me. Right there.

Right there.

Yep.

You're not such a good girl, are you?

You're not such a good girl, are you? Get in there.

There you go. Good girl. Right there. You know how I like it.

Don't you?

Good girl.

Such a good girl.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

There she is.

Honey! Honey, please open up.

What's going on? Oh, she left.

What do you mean she left?

It's funny.

I'm so tired.

Let's go.

It's early. We didn't even have dinner yet.

I want to go to bed.

Fuck that.

I am so sorry. Please make yourself at home. Thank you. Oh, that's okay.

Good night, lovebirds.

Hope you two have a good time tonight.

Good night.

I'm sorry.

That was weird.

Yeah, I mean, just a little bit, but hey, at least we can be alone now.

You know, maybe we can do it in your old bed.

That's filthy, babe.

I know you love being filthy, though.

Hey, I'm real sorry about before.

You were upset, and I didn't keep my cool, and I yelled instead of stay

calm, and in front of Amy also.

That was so embarrassing.

I don't know.

I just felt like I really lost it for a moment, and I just want to say I'm sorry

about that.

I don't know, seeing you so upset wasn't something I'd ever seen before.

So I kind of panicked.

And that person was there and then they were gone.

And I don't know, it was just really weird.

And I just want to say I know I didn't handle that right.

And I'm sorry I didn't do that.

But yeah.

You know, we could, you could talk to me if there's something ever going on and

you could fill me in if it's really hard. Like we can work it out.

We can work out everything like we always do.

And I love you.

I just want you to be all right.

Everything's been great for so long.

Yeah.

I really care about you.

Alright, well...

It's

funny, my boy's all grown up and he's dating someone already.

You know, I really think Amy's a good match for Dave.

They kind of reminded me of when we were younger.

God, I was so intimidated by you.

I love you.

Rod.

Yeah? I want you to make love to me.

Oh.

Yeah.

Really? Yeah? Here? Oh, okay.

Oh.

Wow!

Wow!

God, that feels so good.

Whoa.

Ooh, that feels...

She's so good.

This is so good.

Let me try something different.

Yeah? Yeah, whatever you want. Yeah.

Let's try it from behind.

Really? Yeah, what's it called?

Uh, cat stuff? No, duck, duck.

Yes.

Yes. Wow.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Oh, God, David.

oh my god

that's

when you oh

Oh, this

is amazing.

It's so hot.

That's what you like, isn't it?

Is that what you really wanted?

I've always wanted that.

God,

that's so good.

Oh, yeah,

oh that feels so fucking Wow

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna cum.

God, babe.

It's good, huh?

Oh my

God,

you look so good.

Don't be too loud I'm sorry

Have fun sneaking around at your parents' house.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God, baby.

I want to see them.

Yeah? Yeah, I want to see these.

Okay, here you go.

Yeah, holy shit.

Oh,

holy shit.

oh my god

I love the way your tits just swing on me.

Oh.

Oh, baby, I love you so much.

Right there.

Yeah.

David. Whoa. Hey, hey Chas. Good morning.

Um, would you like some coffee?

Um, really? I was just kind of wondering if you and I could have a chance to

talk. Yeah, of course.

What do you need to talk about?

Okay, so, um, that woman, Tess, that came to the house last night?

Yeah, your sister.

She's not my sister.

Wait, really?

Wait, then who is she? She's her... She's her dad's mistress.

What?

But why would my dad have a mistress?

Hi.

Jess, are you okay?

Calm down. There's just a lot that you don't know about your dad, right?

And he's had this mistress for, like, on this side for...

for a long time and like thinks that i don't know about it and what it's just

there's just so much you don't know it's been going on since long long

time ago like what way long ago are you kidding me like she stopped

over at the house and she acts all innocent and meanwhile he keeps sneaking

her in

Mom, are you okay? This is crazy.

I could prove it.

You can prove it?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, yeah, prove it.

How could you not believe me, David? I told you.

I can't believe this. You're... You were serious.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

That's not what my... how my dad raised me to be. I can't believe this shit.

I'm so sorry for not believing you.

Fuck.

I'm so sorry, Jess.

Please call me Mom.

Okay, Mom.

Being a part of this family and you being my stepson has been the greatest

thing ever. It's why I stay.

I love you, Mom.

Fuck,

I'm so... Fuck. I'm sorry. That wasn't okay.

No, no.

It's quite alright.

It's quite alright.

Oh, shit.

That's so embarrassing.

It's not embarrassing.

That wasn't me, I promise, I didn't... No, it's okay.

Actually, I think we could use that to help out. What do you think?

What? Help with what?

Getting back at them.

Wait.

Yeah. No one ever has to know.

Amy doesn't have to know.

Shit. It'll just take five minutes, piece of cake.

Fuck.

What do you say?

I mean, I trust you, mom.

Yeah? Is that a yes?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh my

god,

yes.

You're so hot, mom.

Oh, god. It feels really good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god, I feel so good.

David, I want him to feel everything that I've been feeling.

Yeah.

I want him to know.

Oh god.

He gets what he deserves.

Yeah.

Are you sure?

I'll do whatever you want.

deep in your throat. I fucking love that.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you're amazing.

He's gone.

What the fuck?

Hi.

Hi.

Holy fuck.

What's going on?

Look, I brought it.

Oh my god. Who brought for us?

I don't know.

What you are. Oh fuck. Such a good boy.

Look at that.

I think it's prettier than his dad's.

What do you think? I think it's bigger than his dad's. Oh.

This is fucked up.

Don't you talk back to us.

Yes, mommy.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Fuck. You've got a pretty face.

Fuck. I can't really do anything when you hold my balls like that.

I don't really need you to do anything.

This is really hot

I'm not bad myself.

What the fuck did you take?

Maybe I'll do nice and sloppy for you.

Oh my god, you guys look exactly the same.

What? Actually,

I think you should try to get both of us pregnant.

Oh.

There's an idea.

What the fuck?

What about my girlfriend, Amy? I can't do that to Amy.

You should just stop talking for a little bit.

I'm so bossy.

Oh, fuck me.

But you know I'm really good at that.

Do it again.

I mean, you're gonna have to do it too. Can you do it? Suck it.

Oh,

she's so bossy. This is fucking crazy.

Oh my god. There you go. Holy shit. Yes.

Make me.

Do it. Fucking make me.

Do it. You're not gonna touch me, are you?

Oh shit.

Oh my god, fuck, it's right down your throat.

You like that?

You like taking that dip? Oh my god.

I love it.

Okay.

Yes, mom.

Holy shit.

Grab her head.

Grab her fucking head. Yeah, like this? Yeah.

Never thought I'd see my stepmom like this. Shit.

Oh yeah.

You look so good in that.

I'm fucking greedy.

I'm so greedy.

She's not even as good at it as I am.

Oh my god, you f- I think he needs to get out of bed.

Oh my god, you sluts are crazy.

You know what?

It's time I let you fuck her now.

I am. You're gonna let him fuck me?

What the fuck is going on? Don't you laugh at me.

I think we should tell her.

Just use her for sex.

What do you think?

Huh?

Yeah.

Get behind me. It feels good, sure.

Get behind me.

I need to watch this.

I don't know that I like her fucking telling us what to do.

What do you think?

Um, unreal.

Holy shit. Just do it. Okay, okay. Stop pausing. I'm sorry.

Stop talking. Get it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Wait, this feels so good. That's all of it.

Oh, that's not deep enough. Yeah, that's how I make it deeper.

Right there.

Better than your dad. Right there.

Oh shit, that's fucking nice. Grab my other hand.

There you go, she likes that

Oh sorry, I got greedy.

is that?

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, look at that.

Look at that.

You know what you need to do?

You need to get her pregnant.

Fuck, what the hell? Are you sure?

Dad can't do it. He's a little fucking pussy.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my god.

I think you need a little incentive

Fuck her harder.

Fucking give it to her.

She's a whore. Oh my god.

Oh fuck, you're such a whore.

Oh my god. Good boy.

You're a whore.

You're such a whore. Oh my god.

I'll push up on you. How about that?

That's a good move.

You're learning.

You're gonna get it.

You're there, that's it.

Get

her,

get her, get her, fuck her.

Oh fuck her.

Oh god.

You're gonna put a baby in there?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh my god, this is so fucking good.

That's it. That's it. Get it. Get it.

Right there. Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Keep talking.

Keep talking.

Oh, my God.

I might give you a turn.

I might. Yeah.

You know? I think you're doing just fine.

Yeah, now don't let you stop.

You keep going. You keep, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

You probably like specking me better, don't you?

Oh, my God. Okay, that's enough.

Oh my god, is he really close? Yeah, you can't help it. No, no. He likes sucking

me back. He doesn't.

Is that making you angry? I don't like it.

I don't like it at all.

This feels so good.

Right there.

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's it.

Tell her.

Tell her.

Tell her it's me. Oh, I love fucking Jess.

I love fucking Jess.

I'm good.

Why don't you bang him for his cum?

Do you want to bang him?

Oh my god Jess, you're so hot. Oh, this is not acceptable.

Yeah, tell me again how hot I am. You're so fucking hot.

Oh my god, fuck, I almost came inside her.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, this is so good, you guys. Just like that.

Just like that.

Put it back in.

Put it back in.

You're like a little cock holder aren't you?

Alright, I'll share.

Just a little bit.

You want on?

I do want on. Alright.

Oh.

Please put it in. Please, yes.

Oh my god, I need it. I'm so sure.

I'm so sure.

I want you to just watch.

What if I grind it on you?

It's in the void up there. It's so deep inside you, holy shit. I'm gonna let it

just come right there.

You're pushing right there.

You're trying to make me give you a baby.

Demon baby.

Do you want a baby inside you?

I want a baby inside you. Monster demon inside me.

You are such a good dude.

What's really happening?

Oh god.

I don't even want this.

Yes.

Holy shit.

Don't you feel bad for your mom?

Don't you feel bad for your mom?

A little bit.

Don't you want to give her what she wants?

Yeah. You're a good boy, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm a good boy.

I can help your mom.

Just don't tell, please don't tell my girlfriend.

You're right.

This is fun for you.

This is fun for you.

To fuck up my life.

Again and again and again.

Holy shit. Mom.

This is your best time.

This is your best self.

Oh, yes.

Don't you give me that. Give me all of your cum.

I want you to feel me. You're so fucking hot, mom.

Deep inside out. Uh-huh.

Yes, that's it.

Yes, fucking deep inside out.

Right there, right there.

Yes.

Yeah.

That's right.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Give it to me, you're so deep in that hole. Oh! Potter!

Yeah! Yes!

This is my favorite part.

Yes! I feel so pretty.

Such a good boy.

Such a good boy.

Are you sure?

Uh-huh.

Why? What happened?

Oh, fuck. My girlfriend fucked with me.

David what the fuck?

No, it's not what it looks like my dad was cheating.

No seriously

It's not. You're a fucking pervert. We're not related.

I'm serious. I was going to say yes, you said fuck.

Oh, shit.

What the fuck?

No. What is this? God, what the fuck?

David, what the fuck is going on? Oh, dad, no. It's not what it looks like. It

was that. Jess, what is happening right now?

Wait, where did she go? What have we done? No, it was that. It was that

woman. Is she gone?

What are you doing here? What is happening?

No, she was right fucking here, dude. No, no, no, no.

I swear.

No, let me sleep.

No, no, no, no.

No, Jess. Jess, get away. Get away from me. No, let me sleep. Get away from me!

Let me sleep! You're fucking dead!

You're like that to me! You're like that to my son!

Never fucking speak to me again!

Where's Amy?

Where's Amy?

Where is she? Is she downstairs?

I don't know.

When I come back up, you both better be back in, because I will never fucking

see your face again. Shut up, and never fucking speak to me.

Please don't go.

Don't go!

Don't go!

I can explain this!

No fucking way!

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

She's a monster. She has been haunting me. No, no, cut the fucking bullshit.

What is going on? Who is that?

Who is it?

It's a demon. I've told you she's haunted me my whole life. She won't

leave me alone.

Please, we can make this work. No, fuck no, fuck no. No, the only fucking demon,

the only monster here is you.

You ruined my fucking family and my fucking future. Don't do this.

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