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Where are we? We're like in the Everglades. Where are we? I'm not even

fucking sure where we're at right now. I'm going to turn around.

We're fucking lost again.

All right, well, just when you see us safe.

You know it's cold, right?

Yeah. It's like cold weather right now, too, in Florida.

We got David on the bus.

Oh, man, we're about to fucking cut somebody in half.

You always got shit you got to do.

You always got shit you got to do.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Pull, pull, pull. Pull.

Whoa,

you see that?

Cross the street. Cross the street. Hopefully she doesn't turn.

Yeah, pull up over there.

Is she turning? Where is she going?

Please don't turn. Please don't turn.

What do you think, Damien?

Well, I know you don't care.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

you think so?

Oh,

shit. Pull up a little bit.

Pull up a little bit. I got that sign in my way. Go ahead. Go quick, quick,

quick.

Hey!

You need a ride?

That's gotta be the worst pickup line, right? Do you need a ride?

I'm not trying to pick up on you at all, by the way.

I have a tube channel, and I'm just like, if you give me two seconds of your

time, I could give you like a hundred bucks.

I'm sorry, you have a what?

A tube channel.

I always wonder, what's the best pickup line to talk to someone when they're

walking?

You need a ride? That's not a good one, is it?

I don't think so.

No? you sure you don't need a ride no all right

well i mean you got five minutes though or no all

right i'm losing on this one go on let's go go around i hope we

don't lose her oh we're gonna lose her man we're gonna lose her

No, but look.

Yeah,

pull up on it.

But look.

Well, I'm just trying to, like, you know, do you got, like, five minutes I

can, like, talk to you, interview you? I'm just trying to go home.

Just trying to go home? I know. And I'm not trying to. I'm really not. I have a

tube channel.

And the only way I make money is I make content, right? Like, so I'm trying to

make some content. So usually we just kind of go around and we just talk to

random people.

I got money.

The tube channel does pretty well.

I gotta give it away. Uncle Sam tries to take it.

I got 300 bucks just to talk to me. Five minutes.

Just five minutes.

I don't know. Maybe you got something interesting you want to tell me. You

want to get something off your chest?

I've been a good therapist every once in a while. I've been to a lot of therapy.

So I'm thinking I'm going to be a good therapist myself.

None of this is appealing, huh?

500 bucks?

Alright, how about this?

Would you keep $500 or would you give away $2,000 to a stranger?

I think I would give away $2,000.

You would?

You're crazy. I'd keep that shit. Keep the $500.

But you'd give away $2,000?

You'd give away $2,000? I'd give away $2,000. Wow, see that you're a good

person. See?

Why would you do that? See, can I talk to you? Let me just give you this $200

and just talk to me. I just don't want to scream, you know?

Five minutes, because I've got to hurry.

I'm going to hurry right now. Okay, what are you doing?

Well, I'm going home, but I've got to meet... I'm just meeting some friends.

We're going to the beach.

Oh, whoa!

Okay, we've got a little bit of time. So you're just giving me money just to talk

to you? Yeah, it sounds bad when you say it like that.

I mean, I'm... I want a little interview. Yeah, I'm going to talk to

you. I mean, I'm just going to pay you for your time.

Okay, just a couple minutes, though. There's no strings attached, so just

talk, chat.

Okay, that's fine.

You're like scared to take the money. Look at you. You're like... Well, I

just... I'm not sure if it's even real.

And this is real. You're just giving money to shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just... Yeah, look.

You're good to be cautious.

All right.

Here you go. It's just a little... Ah,

you didn't get scared. Ah, you got nerves of steel, girl.

I mean, to be walking down the street... I mean, we got nice weather, though,

today. Today's nice weather.

Yeah. Okay, so...

shoot go ahead you got me nervous because you're like you know so like

what do you what do you okay you're going to go to the beach go to the

friends cool awesome uh no that's good you from around here are you um no

actually no oh how do you like our beaches have you been to our beaches i

like them yeah yeah yeah i mean we had a kind of a cooler day today yeah yeah any

particular reason why you're not like driving there like why are you walking

So I'm actually coming from my other friend's house and she had a meeting to

go to.

This is like your little neighborhood here? Yeah, this is where we live. You

got your gang here? Is this your gang neighborhood?

Yeah, so we actually specifically moved in this area.

Trailer parks?

Yeah, well they're cheap, you know.

Oh, she's just defending her. Houses are expensive.

Houses are expensive, yeah, yeah.

You know what, you're absolutely right on that. What do you do for a living?

um so i'm a secretary i work at a paralegal's office oh you're dangerous

so you probably have a lot a lot of good friends i see a lot of a lot of bad

people yeah but you got a lot of good friends right like yeah a lot of a lot

of get out of jail free cards oh certainly well that's good how old are

you can you tell me or is that like too personal um no that's fine i'm 25.

25.

you ever did anything like this like on a tube channel um no no i don't think

i've ever had anyone stop me while i'm just trying to get you don't see those

two channels where they just like walk up to people and give them money um i

don't spend too much time online i think i've seen them before if i needed money

right now to eat would you give it to me um yeah yeah money to eat yeah like if i

said oh i lost my wallet and i you know i just need a couple bucks to you know

get a get a burger like you'd give it to me if i had it yeah Wow, see, you're a

good person.

You're a good person. You got a boyfriend, husband? What are you doing?

Um, no, I'm single.

Single? Why, are you crazy?

No. No?

No, I just like to do what I want to do when I want to do it. Okay, good reason.

Usually pretty girls that aren't in a relation, they're usually crazy.

Well, I guess I'm the exception.

No, I've been single for three years now.

Jesus, you're, fuck, you're like a, really?

You like being alone.

Well, I'm not alone. I have a lot of friends.

It gives me more time for my friends. Do you get intimate with them? No.

Then you're alone.

Do you do a lot of one-night stands? Is that too personal?

No, I don't. No?

Well, then, what the... Can I ask you the obvious question?

Are you going to run away from me and say that I'm rude?

I mean... I just want to ask you...

What do you do for sex if you like like being single and you don't have one

night stands? What do you do for sex? Are you like celibate like do not?

Get out of here.

No way No fucking way. Yo, you believe this shit Damien What

You don't gotta lie to kick it come on you ain't gotta come on man

I'm not gonna think you're like a slut just cuz you like Seriously

Wow. See, I'm glad we... Doesn't that feel good?

Doesn't that feel good?

But look, see, I'm glad I stopped to talk to you because I would have never

thought in a million years like you would be celibate for three years.

It's the women's like sexual... You must masturbate a lot.

I do not.

You do not. I don't. You're lying about something. Like what? Come on. No, I

don't. I really don't. Really? It's either I don't find anyone that is like

hot or... How do you do it?

I just distract myself with other things, I think.

I think it would be easy for me to sleep with people all the time.

Well, of course you would. You're a girl. Yeah, well, I mean, there's so

many people in the world.

It's certainly easy. But I just haven't found anyone really that I'm interested

in. Or I try and stay away from men altogether.

Wow.

Lack of self-control.

He just wants to go.

He's like, this ain't gonna work. This ain't gonna work. We gotta go.

Oh, man.

All right, look, I don't want to bug you too much longer. That's fine. I just,

you know, thank you for your time.

Good luck going to the beach.

I mean, there would be one thing I'd like to ask you. Not sure if you're

willing to do it. I'd like to give you some money.

Some more?

Yeah, I'd like to give you some money.

I'll give you a thousand bucks.

For what? A ten minute interview? Yeah, I'll give you a thousand bucks. No, no,

no, no, no. I'll give you a thousand bucks or something more.

Here's a thousand bucks. You want to hold the thousand bucks so you know?

Sure. What's it for?

Well, I'd like to give you the money first and then I'll tell you about it.

Well, I'd like to buy your underwear.

I'm sorry, what?

Buy your underwear.

Why would you want to do that? Are you wearing some?

Well, yeah, but...

Why would I want to do that? Why not?

Those fucking panties are like those.

I mean, it's been three years.

I'm kind of curious to what those panties look like.

It's kind of weird. It is definitely weird.

It's Damien's thing. It's not mine.

My boy's back here, Damien. He's weird like that. He was telling me he likes to

smell panties.

And so he's like, damn, like three years without any dick. I wonder what that

smells like.

So.

Interesting.

Was that a little too much?

Was that a little too much?

I mean, I just don't.

There's nowhere really for me to take them off. Oh, shit.

Hold on a minute. You're considering doing it? I mean, a thousand bucks.

I spent, what, a hundred dollars on the swimsuit. I mean, it should be fine. I

can just get another one.

so sure oh you have the bikini bottoms to that yeah oh it's a set i

mean you could get in the van if you're willing to take it off in the van in

this one you like money huh um yeah i mean

what do you what do you make like a week at your job not as much as a thousand

bucks right

You got time? I mean, look, I'll give you $1,500. You take the pennies off.

Okay.

You know what?

I think... You'll do it?

I think so, yeah.

Did I even ask you your name?

Um, no.

Oh, my God.

I think we should keep it that way. Fuck it.

Fuck it. Let's not know names since we're buying your pennies. Are you sure

you want to do this?

Um, I...

All right. Well shit. I'm down to buy your panties or your your bikini

bottoms. I guess I should say Damien you want to smell those?

Hey, baby wants to smell them. Come on. Come on in you Okay, no

problem. All right, open the door Damien

Oh shit, I

can't believe that worked

Wow, let me roll up this window

There

we go one second See we really should take some of this money and

fix the van But look let me um, let me just fix this a little bit.

What's up? You like our van?

You mind just, we're just going to drive a little bit?

Um, that's fine. Just drive around.

Yeah, yeah.

He'll stay in the area.

Okay,

so I... Say hi, Damien!

Say hi to our nice friend!

He's a little quiet. He's shy.

He's shy.

That's okay.

So... Does it match?

Yeah, so it's a set.

It's a set, so it's black. Yeah. Awesome. Can't wait to see them.

Are we doing this right now? What are we doing?

Yeah, sure.

Do you want to?

Close your eyes, Damien. Close your eyes.

All right. We'll do.

I like

how she's telling you, but she didn't tell me.

I know that's so rude. Is that so rude?

Can I open my mouth?

Yeah, I guess so.

I don't have them off yet.

She doesn't even have them off. That didn't work out well for her. You did

it.

Okay, so I'm just going to take them off quick and then just leave that on.

Okay. All right. No problem. All right. Okay. Oh, my

gosh. What am I doing?

You're making money.

Okay. You give them to him.

He wants them.

There you go.

All yours.

No, I don't care.

He really did smell. Does it smell like she hasn't had anything in three years?

Is she lying? Is she lying?

Is she lying? Is she lying?

No,

I'm not sure. Wow.

Smells good, though.

Well, I mean... Um...

Can we just, can I give you another, like, maybe 500 bucks or just kind of

talk real quick?

Without the mom? Yeah, I think you look great like that, actually.

You kind of look like you have a little bit of a fat booty, like pH fat.

Oh, thanks.

pH fat, like, could we see?

I'm sorry, what? Your butt, your booty.

Look, I don't know what's happening. I thought you just wanted the... Well, I'm

giving you more money. I'll give you 500 bucks.

Actually, I'll give you 500 bucks for that top. I don't want to separate

the... We shouldn't really separate the, you know, the matching set, you know?

Well, I... I mean, I guess I could just... You got your jacket.

Yeah, you zip that up and... I'm just thinking I have to walk back.

Well, yeah, we'll drop you off at your friends.

Yeah, we'll drop you back off at your friends.

But while we're, like, because I think, damn, you drove out of the neighborhood,

huh? All right, well, I mean, he's got to, like, circle back, so it's going to

take him a little bit of time. Okay, that's all right.

Oh,

is that them?

Oh, that's them.

Okay, she's running 10 minutes late. They're like, yo, bitch, are you lost?

Where you at?

Where you at, bitch?

You get picked up or something?

That's okay.

Okay.

So you're selling us the top for $500?

$500 for the top?

$1,000 for the bottom, $500 for the top. Totally fair.

Fair prices.

That's the fair market value for those.

I agree.

Yep. Fair market value.

I don't know. I'm feeling a little bit uncomfortable right now. Okay. Well, we

can stop. We can let you out.

Pull over. She wants to, you know... We're not trying to make you... Well,

she wants to...

She wants to stop.

We can totally let you out. We're not trying to make you feel uncomfortable.

So if you want to get out, you can get out. No problem.

If you want to put those on, you can put those on.

Or you can sell us some stuff. Whatever you want to do.

We'll pull over right now. Let's see. What are we pulling over?

Actually,

it's okay. You can have it.

Are you sure?

It's whatever you're comfortable with.

You're just nervous.

A little bit. You just never did something like this. This is wild.

I know. It's wild.

Yeah, you know, it's like, you know, what is that old thing, girls gone wild

thing, you know? It's like a girl gone wild. Whee!

Okay.

All right.

There you go.

Wow.

You're naked.

You are naked.

I am naked.

Go into the freeway.

Um, I mean, yeah.

Okay,

let them all hang out. That's awesome.

That's awesome.

Three years, huh?

Yeah.

Okay.

Covered up.

Like, you can't control that thing?

Are you hard again?

She looks so good.

Oh, my God, Davey. I'm sorry. Look, I apologize. It's not part of what's, you

know, he's young.

He's young, you know. He's like barely 20.

This guy is, you know, super young. So, look at that thing. You got to put it

away, bro. You're going to scare her.

It's not going away.

It's not going away.

It's not real.

Well, no, of course it's real. There's no way. It's huge.

What are you talking about? Of course it's real. I've never seen anything that

big before.

So you think that's fake?

It looks fake.

No way. You're messing with me. That thing is fake.

That thing, right?

It's definitely fake.

Really? You know what?

Pull that shit out. Let her see it.

She's calling.

She's talking shit right now. Oh, look, now she wants to cover up. Look at her.

Now she's covering her eyes.

Oh, cover your eyes, girl. Cover your eyes.

Cover your eyes.

What is happening?

I mean, look. This is crazy.

Oh, my gosh. Look at that. Would it be stupid if I said that this was, like,

turning me on a little bit?

Well, I mean if it's really been three years, are you just touching his dick

without permission?

You ain't gonna ask him for permission?

Do you want me to?

I give you permission.

Okay, no, but seriously, have you seen, I mean it's real, have you seen anything

that big?

No.

Like seriously?

No, it's like the size of my forearm.

It's huge.

So when you did have sex, did you like it more on the bigger side? Did you like

it more on the smaller side?

I think when I was in my one-night-stand era

on the bigger side.

But yeah, probably I don't really have a preference because it just depends on

how much sex I've been having.

Wow, you're just completely grabbing it now.

It's been so long, it's like turning me on right now. Just a little bit.

Seriously? Just a little.

Well, now you're really turning this guy on. Yeah.

Look, we showed you his.

You never really showed us yours.

I guess I didn't. Can you lean back and show it to us?

Seriously? Well,

he did let you touch his.

Can he touch yours?

See if she's lying.

Oh, this guy's just going, where were you doing, Damien? This guy's just...

This guy's diving in with his face. He said... Looks nice.

Oh, see, he smelled it. He wants to taste it now.

She can be nice and sweet if you want to taste it.

Oh, she gave you permission?

I'm going to shut up now and just let you guys vibe out.

Oh my God, look.

Three years in the making? What is that?

Well, she wants to look at you doing it.

Oh my gosh, it's so big.

Shit shit shit, baby. Oh my goodness

Yes, that's good.

First one in three years.

It feels so good.

pussy

Wow, you got Damien cursing Damien

never cusses

Hmm.

The right side is gas, the left is diesel. You're good.

I feel better baby.

I can see.

Yeah. Yeah.

Don't fucking move, okay?

oh my god

It's so fucking deep.

It's so fucking deep.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God, yes.

Oh, that's so cool.

oh my goodness

Just like that.

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, but it's okay.

Yes,

yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes,

yes.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

BANG BANG BANG

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

I love that big fucking dick, yeah.

I love that big fucking dick, yeah.

Oh, it's so deep in my pussy, yeah.

Oh, it's so fucking deep, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, it's fucking deep in here.

Oh, fuck.

Tell him how good I fucked you.

You're so f***ing good. You're so f***ing good, baby.

I like it when I take that big dick.

Stretching out this little pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck,

yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

It's my pussy today.

You've been so good to me. You ready for my call? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, bitch. Get in your fucking seat. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Look what you made me do, bitch.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Look what you made me fucking do.

Look what

you

did. Look what you made him do.

Look what you made.

Oh my god, we gotta get you, uh, uh, shit, since we paid for it. Do you

wanna, do you wanna use, do you wanna use that?

Wipe your face? Since we paid for it?

You're gonna leave it with us anyways, right?

Um, shit, where are we at, man? We gotta, I guess we, I guess we'll drop

you off. Man, you, you just, was that really three years?

Because, you, that's a very big thing to take after three years.

Did it feel like three years?

Wow, but you might be lying about playing with yourself though No

That's crazy. What the fuck?

All right. Well, you're a unicorn Do you want to get dressed I gotta I gotta drop

you off your girls I think your phone has been going off Yeah. Like, you know,

your friends are wondering where the fuck you're at.

Shit. Yeah, well, you know what? I'm not quite in your neighborhood, but I do got

somewhere to go. Do you mind if you just, like, kind of go catch a ride

share? Yeah, that's okay. You okay?

And I can call them and see if they'll come get me, too.

Yeah, you might be pretty far, but... Apologize. Let me just...

That's how I do it.

Yeah, we're going to let you off right here.

Actually, we're by the beach.

You're just by yourself now.

Maybe they can meet you here. Yeah, now you're thinking.

You got all that money?

Did you give her that money?

Yeah.

Yep, I got it.

All right.

i do okay you know here look before you go just here take all this i want to

just it was a pleasure watching you you had lots of fun i know this kind of

looks bad i'm handing you money while you're getting out of the van thank you

wow look you so you left your shirt with us i did yeah oh wow you better call

your girlfriend and tell them to bring you a shirt yeah they've got to bring me

another swimsuit we're going to the beach anyway so yeah well you know okay

so look uh It was a pleasure meeting you.

And, you know, thanks for driving with us. Yeah.

Can you do me a favor? Can you just say, like, tell us your name one more time

and just say, hey, I got fucked on the bus.

It's just this thing I do after every video. Sure.

My name's Maddie, and I got fucked on the bus.

Isn't this a van?

Yeah, sort of. Okay.

Bye. Okay.

Bye.

Bang, bro.

Yeah.