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poorly designed oh

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hell where'd he come from Mars well my

daddy's still the champ caus all kinds

of problems he finds out what we're into

he had you pegged all

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along the penalty for Rebellion against

the council is termination

but because of your heroic Services as a

warrior you are exiled to the Primitive

planet Earth there to dwell in human

form until you learn to restrain your

hostility this control unit will monitor

you

hostility not

good the sentence is

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it

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burrito

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burrito do these conflicts happen often

oh yeah just another day in Dodge City

why do they

battle always the same thing Cattleman

versus those smelly sheep herders and

who wins the the cattle or the

Sheep the good guys win the good guys

always win who are the good guys they're

the ones who ride off into the

sunset enjoy it

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I think I could really like this Dodge

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City py partner the old Buckaroo but grw

Motors and I'm telling you the barers we

got around here are so good that folks

this wild west shoot out there we're

having is really heating up and old

bucks brought are so low it's damn right

dangerous see what I mean hey y'all

better get on up here but if some of me

still left you know where that is it's

Buck gr voters Hollywood freway and

Sherman W where you can save yourself a

buck and save old Buck

too you better hurry help me help me

help me help

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me your pace would indicate urgency I

must go to save a as humans say a

penny saved is a joy forever no buck is

a human in trouble I must help and you

are looking forward to helping this

human is it not a condition of My

Punishment yes a part you have been slow

to fulfill until now why there is

fighting in dark city I must hurry once

again you revert to your violent ways I

am only trying to conform to their

all right quiet

everybody and action hey it's the old

Buckaroo again they y'all grab the next

stent come on up here cuz we're talking

Deals Deals of the Cent I'm here I'm

here I came as fast as I could all

Buckaroo and I have the stage go go can

we have some help here please hey no

it's okay leave alone leave alone man

I'll be they come from a long way to get

here where you from slick a long way

we're going to make it worth us while

time time okay TV boys got me roped up

here for a minute but uh Hey Joe yeah

you take care of my friend here it's

okay he's he's a friend are you okay but

I'm okay I'm grabbing the next

stage God where'd he come from Mars I

want some coffee up here right now looks

like you need some

Wheels no these legs work fine in Los

Angeles are you kidding

me is this not Dodge

Dodge we don't handle Dodge but I can

show you something even better real

smooth there Buck I'll send that fell

home bucket seats and 36 months of

payments you think you can do that I

don't know I can learn you did partner

there were some lean times after leaving

the rodeo it looks like you made it

through all right

partner I uh told you there'd always be

a place for you here Travis in a minute

I just don't know how happy you'd be in

the car

business I always been a hustler but

you you're a

cowboy I don't know bug the way I've

been riding lately it's hard to tell bug

can we please yeah I'm I'm

coming we'll talk

he's trying to nail me for a job I

promised him 100 years ago yeah but if

he's a friend of yours hey we can't

happen anywhere near this place you

don't know him we'll all end up in

prison no wonder there is so much

fighting in this Dodge

City look how they crowd these portable

dwellings so close together how can

anyone live comfortably here okay H

these large mammals are moving into this

neighborhood I have not seen this sh

F waa whoa probably a horse fly DB

almost animals in the world horses who

stand there stand easy credit terms no

money down pay for it on time oh Buck

says time is running out you're one

tough customer Jesse let's cut straight

to the chase okay a the chase good

good how does that number look

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clear hit

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me

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help that's get come on boy H me out

here come on it boy come on now EAS up

here boy

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easy easy easy come

on

you don't do

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that

thank told Travis you're cowboy and damn

lucky for me too beers on me

boy we ought to put that act in the

yes a

rodeo are you working for

bug no I came because I thought Buck

needed help well you listen now we

putting on a small charity Rodeo across

town and we can always use a good hand I

have two well your foot ain't too bad

either there partner but we just might

have to get you a uh new pair of boots

that shoe looks might worn down come on

let's

go there you go now all you need is a 10

gon hat and you're all

set our hat is not to carry liquid it is

for the

head I hope your riding's better than

your jokes

pal Dodge

City like on television yeah not

exactly not much of this life left

nowadays sure been good to me hey Dad

hey Mark Jesse I want you meet my boy

Mark we're going to find some work for

Jesse you know animals I've encounted

many different creatures you know when

it comes to cleaning Stables they're all

the

same excuse a

second I tell you Mark Buck's got a good

thing going over there Buck MC RW

the rodeo yeah well today I can hardly

buy a new pair of boots you're in a

slump that's

all your age is a slump and my age is a

condition this animal you call a horse

is poorly designed its legs seem much

too thin oh yeah well whole Merlin here

is kind of

frail son every day it gets a a little

harder to get out of bed on these old

legs I can't ride

forever why

not you're a number one fan ain't you I

I just want things to stay the way they

are well son nothing ever stays the

same nothing

does friend Jesse's a brave fella you

should have seen him over at Buck I'll

tell you nothing a no wait a minute

how'd you know about that don't know a

thing just seen him climbing on

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Merlin oh hell Jesse's got no business

on that

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killer sh but that's about as funny as

pulling Wings off a butterfly yeah I

thought so you know that horse almost

killed a man in

Wyoming

I accept the

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challenge he's getting on again

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Dad come on let's get him out of there

before you get the

kill strike one blow is not to win the

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battle ah they've made repairs since the

fight well you know this bar huh I saw

the big fight here I hadn't heard SAS

Barella please SAS Barella please

you too huh I just can't take that hard

stuff anymore I made the rodeo Hall of

Fame a few years back booze that get me

out of the big money excuse me would you

mind no not at all there partner saw you

at the Denver Livestock Show back in the

60s well you used to be one of the

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best hey you in the rodeo too I clean

the Stables I'll treasure this

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funny thing Jesse reach that stage in

life where you are used to be sort of

makes everything look

downhill I too uh used to be oh yeah the

bottle take you

out women

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the

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law I've been there too myself

partner but

now I am facing the toughest of all the

years I don't know what's

worse quitting what I know best are all

them folks in a STS telling me how I

used to be well looking here the

sasparilla

twins why don't you just run along

Shelby aen in the mood hey Travis I hear

they're starting the senior Rodeo

circuit now you should fit right in ride

all the rest homes Miami Beach a good

one shut up hey maybe the staple boy

here can give you a few pointers he

stayed on that killer horse longer than

you ever did yeah well that's cuz he

didn't know how to let go did you you

dumb stable boy I would rather be a

stable boy than a smelly Sheep Man hey

why don't you go brush down my horse you

don't meet this Saloon dumb limit just

another day at start City now wait why

don't I just buy you boys a drink and

we'll call it a

night or

not D

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tell the sheriff we'll see him out here

tomorrow and thank you now you here

thank you now you here sorry about the

Handcuff so who won H nobody wins in

this sort of thing son nobody now you

remember that Samy's Old Wagon died

again should have been sold for parts

years ago don't know how he's kept it

running death is always sad but the

living must keep on

going Mark I think you better get

justess during the

supper see you later

H how do you earn your supper Mark oh

whatever needs doing I'm good with the

horses I ride pretty good too you speak

like a veteran

I've been rodeoing since I was a kid

when Mom and Dad split up I stayed on

with him it was a tough

choice it is difficult to choose between

two people who love you well I figured

he needed me more he threatens to quit

every now and then but he never will he

has reached the stage of his life where

he is a used to be you don't know what

you're talking about oh yes I am a used

to be too well hey that's your problem

but my daddy's still the

champ start

shov you are worry with great spirit it

is sad we must be enemies before we can

be

friends these four creatures seem

bothered by my presence they have good

judgment your insults will not get you

home any

sooner M rich in minerals suitable for

plant life most

valuable you have been placed in charge

of this matter

yes clearly a most important position I

have been studying the world of

cowboys there is relevant data in my

video banks on this subject

I'm not interested in your data perhaps

you will learn your lesson when you wear

the black

hat the black

hat what is the black hat drop it now

nice and

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easy hold your

fire we're coming

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the black hat is obviously cursed I

would strongly suggest you forge

alliances with the white hats they never

lose a battle Jesse I got a big surprise

for

you well go ahead try it

on well for goodness sakes

I am sorry Travis that wasn't a big

surprise anyway Jesse you going to trade

that shovel in for a saddle

pal but this work will be much more

difficult with a

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saddle ladies and gentlemen it's Rodeo

time welcome to Los Angeles California

and the policeman's benevolent fun

Championship Rodeo

beat of the world top Cowboys gathered

here today competing for top priz

money the cowboy contestants you see

gathered here this afternoon have came

from all over the United States and

Canada they've come from Chandler

Arizona all the way from aaho Hansen

Idaho Pendleton Oregon and all the way

as far as for Worth Texas big time now

huh stable

boy smile when you say that partner

but see big guy falling your butt

tonight it's in front of a lot of

people any man riding alone who knows

the country like the back of his hand

even in the dead of night could make it

through I don't think you're getting the

picture here stable

boy this town uh ain't big enough for

the both of us yeah but the time I get

through with you here today boy you

going to hey you two boys hold it down

back there all righty don't fret grams

all them good folks out there forgot

your name a long time ago Shelby if hot

air was horses you'd be Champion for

Life

W well folks we have a special guest

today Mr Buck hey you blood for me it's

your old Buckaroo how yall doing today

huh hey can you make room for me and the

girls these ladies are IRS agents old

Buckaroo is being audited and I love it

how you

doing hey Travis you're looking good

boy well ladies and gentlemen looks like

he couldn't even get on a horse anymore

guess that's what happens to you in the

city can't wait to get back on the

road pry the Travis over here they still

come to see you Dad you are the

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rodeo you see now a in the arena our

Stage Coach pulled by the four up horses

with a beautiful queen attendance on top

now there's some beautiful ladies out

there is

and now Rodeo fans the former Junior

Rodeo champion and Rookie of the Year

from Bakersfield

California Shelby

pla see Shelby backing into the box now

course he just nods his head out comes

the C he's right on to him puts a loop

on him runs down the rope and puts the

calf to the ground puts that F stren on

the foot it's ready for kicking a little

bit one two three reps and that's it

good roping Shelby time of 9.5 seconds

put some tied with Travis Brady of SAS

California you remember now this horse

is going to do half the work for you

then I will give him half my

supper you go get him boy our next

Cowboy contestant's a new fellow

name of

let's give him a big

Jess

back

come j right right now the

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tar well now I believe that's a new

world record for wrestling a press Booth

to the ground I guess the Press is his

favorite subject let's get some people

over there and help put that booth back

up so we go on with the rodeo he don't

belong in the rodeo he belongs in the

circus our next C this afternoon glowboy

by the name of Harvey

clay in the Califoria this primitive

weapon requires

Mexican oh hey this the first time I was

in the arena I must have chased that

calf around in circles for 5 minutes I

mean at least you caught some you keep

practicing now you

hear l gentlem of

151 the C roping so far back to the

stable up stable

boy that's

it h they cannot see me yet they know I

am here these creatures clearly have

greater perceptual qualities than humans

yet they allow humans to ride on their

backs data analysis this creature is

known as a horse equin hay burner nay

oats hey nay Winnie win win place her

show saddle Bridal stable watch your Stu

Yu flicker trigger Champion Secretariat

Mr Ed Mr Ed hey Wilbur get a load of

this story here at the bottom of the

page in the

corner little old lady leaves cat

$50,000 that's silly what do you mean

silly what's a cat going to do with

$50,000 well he won't have to chase mice

in his old age that's it at one time

horses were masters of the humans they

must have lost their power when they

lost their

voices J KN his head and out of the

shoot on a top bugging horse look at the

action

here and down he comes well a mighty

fine try for one of Montana's favorite

Sons Les's HT for chip Carlton

well how about a big round of applause

for our pickup team here this

afternoon our next s Brock Rider is

Shelby clatt of Bakersfield California

he's drawn a good horse by the name of

Z he's just about ready down there in

the shoot pulls his hat

down looks around and get a hold of his

rain in his left

hand Hees down on the horse out he comes

Shelby plat Bakersfield California

riding

Z looks like a pretty good ride this

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afternoon and the whistle blows he

reaches down with his free hands gets a

hold of that range and wait for the

pickup man to move

in oh I kind of play dodge him there a

little

bit and a pick up W he what a nice ride

for Shelby clap this young F from Bakers

field is going to be hard to beat of

course our next Rider wouldn't have it

any other

way in shoot number one riding Merlin

one of the top bucking

horses one of the top Dr riding great of

the all time ladies and gentlemen Travis

Brady go get him

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oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen did

you see that Travis Brady of

s got a little bit of strle out there

Dad let's get some help in

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there that is amazing did you see

that looks like a little bit of better

Brady this afternoon won't win any money

in

the has drawn a big horse called

B Cowboys just about ready down

there that SLE just right

Jes is down in

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there

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your time on planet Earth will

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continue but you're still the one they

come to see no son they come to see the

memory of what I was I'm not going to go

out there anymore and let the fans now

or

dad you're as good as ever no I'm not

son I know you think I am in your mind

but riding on past Glory I don't bring

home the prize money I got to start

thinking about the future not just mine

yours too College just ride around the

bin for you I don't need to go to

college to riding the rodeo You

didn't mark you got your mother's brains

and my rear end I tell you now if you

want to use your rear end after college

that's fine Dad don't do

it Mark I want you to get your stuff

together son I'm going to bucks and I'll

be back for

you I'd rather go to

that's your call

son that's just the thing I need that

killer horse will sell cars unbridled

horsepower 150 times that under every

hood of a butt MW

car that horse could really hurt my dad

that's what makes him the star son 200

for the rest of the

weekend

okay I better go check with the boss

rangler I got a beast picked up in the

morning

uh enjoy let's go dance

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a

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now I am ready for the little

cow your eyes are

leaking that is the sign of

sadness I just lost my dad

Jesse I have been

lost it is only a temporary

State he's left the

rodeo says he getting too old for it

your father is a great warrior Mark he

will always be a great

warrior he's a

quitter

no a wise Soldier always knows when to

leave the field of

battle I will help you look for

him you'll find him at buck

it sure is a nice car honey look at all

the extras Buck is throwing in I

wouldn't recommend it wouldn't not for

you folks no sir I mean with two kids

and the little lady with another one on

the way you're going to need something

with a little room to spare something

that's a little easier on the sticker

price and at the gas

pump they want it up and he's selling

them

down we go back too far I can't put him

out on the

street but I can't have him here

neither cause all kinds of problems he

finds out what we're

into I know how to get him out of here

and maybe sell a car or two at the same

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time hey you

Cowboy get that horse out of

traffic pull over to the Curve

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now what do you think you're doing I am

riding a horse on a public road is this

not how you get places on public roads

but not on a horse you

don't say didn't I see you in the rodeo

yesterday yes I'm in the rodeo hey you

guys put on a great show for our

fun where are you taking this thing

anyway buuck mcgr that's just up ahead

you know I heard you take anything in

trade but this is

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ridiculous oh come on I'll see you get

there in one

you got a call onl

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one we must be

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friends

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Howdy Folks Travis Brady at Old

c what the hell was that Mr Travis well

I thought it would be exciting if the

horse would rear up and don't think

don't think and don't rear the horse and

you know what Mark was right because now

I feel like a fool

here is this better than it used to

be that's a good one Jesse choice

between used to be and never will

be I often feel like that when I dream

about going home yeah you feel like you

can't go home until you earn their

respect well I feel like that right

now I really let my boy down

he does not want you to leave the rodeo

hell no and neither do I but I know that

it's the right thing for me to do I mean

even if it doesn't work out here I mean

I still got my championship belt buckles

right they can't never take that away

from me that's a part of my past I'll

cherish

forever but it's over and it's done with

Jesse I got a lot of years in this old

boy and dog on it I'm going make them

count those words are true

Travis we cannot be used bees any

longer you're absolutely right partner

you put it

there come on Jesse I'll give you a ride

back I need to find out how Mark's

feeling about things front lot on that

red

pickup has all the features you were

looking for even the right color I can't

believe you got it so fast I thought

there was a waiting list for this model

guess well we're connected by computer

to dealers all over California this car

is dead what it should have been sold

for parts years ago I don't know how

he's kept it

running a

joker hey Brady will you tell your pal

I'm trying to sell a new car

here what a joker

huh Jess what are you talking

about it's like Samy's wagon I saw it

pulled in here this morning by the

pointy truck what you mean the tow

truck it can't be I mean it probably

just looks the

same wait a

minute they were near these models in

stock this

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morning hey Brady what are you

doing there's something wrong with it no

of course not he's just doing a routine

check

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here this car is been driven more than 2

miles Mister this isn't a brand new car

I wouldn't buy it if I was

you no I'll get this all straight down

okay something's going on here I think

this is a Chop Shop what is a Chop

Shop what's in there can't go in there

man look I said you can't go in there

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cowboy

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you're right

Jesse something's not right

here I think you better discuss that

with

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H Travis the simp

guy orders a car he doesn't want to wait

8 weeks on the factory so we still went

off the street fixed the odometer and

nobody gets hurt but the insurance

company way I see it Buck horse thieves

and car thieves are kin you know what

they did to horse thieves when are you

going to wake up when you going to climb

down off that high horse and get with

the real world you're not the real world

you're just another slick talking snake

oil Peddler and you want to know

something my boy he had you pegged all

along

Travis I'm in with a rough Bunch you

think they're just going to let you walk

away from

this you can fix this if you want to old

buddy I suppose you're not going to go

right to the sheriff

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huh let's go Jesse

stop

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it go let's get out of

here move come

on

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Trav the

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horses hello War Horse is going to kill

you we understand each

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other that's a side I thought I'd never

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well we just snuck out of that one

listen just head up onto my place of Big

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Bear let's cut him off the

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you are a great warrior you can outrun

the

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wind

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I told you jff practice makes

perfect I am now ready for the big

cow I hear you are hey you know how many

cars man have to sell to make what a

Fair to Midland Bron Rider can make on a

good Sunday afternoon no sh I don't but

I aim to find out car folks asked me if

I'd like to have my own dealership here

and when we said

yes yeah everybody in the outfit's been

saying it it's going to take something

doing fill Travis Brady's

boots oh thank you

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Shelby oh hell he's at it

again he ain't ever going to let anyone

else sit on his

back there ain't going to be any more

used to bees around

here I'm going to miss you

partner

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thanks yes my

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friend when two old Warriors have ridden

together it's very difficult to say

goodbye you cannot

stay and I cannot go

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perhaps one

day we ride together

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if I had to be placed on this planet why

couldn't it have been in the time of

Dodge CD that would not have been

punishment you would have enjoyed it too

much it was a time of heroes and

villains a simpler time today it is more

difficult to tell who wears the white

hat and who wears the black hats are

important in this Society the humans

have an expression home is where the hat

is the cowboy had no home like me he was

a Wanderer but you do have a home and if

you meet the directors of your

punishment you will someday

return Perhaps it is not so good to be

the

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cowboy

Meet The Man Behind The Lifeguard when

Wise Guy changes Pace later tonight but

first the murder of two investigators

leads Jake and the fat man on a bloody

Trail home

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