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What are they selling up there?

Is that a fucking girl right there? What is it?

Is it a fruit stand?

Give me some fruit, bro.

Crosser, crosser, crosser. Keep going, keep going.

Keep going, keep going.

Stop right here. Stop right here.

What's she doing? You wanna go talk to her?

What

do

they got there? They got fruit I guess, huh?

I mean, go look at the fruit. Should I go?

Yeah, go look at the fruit. Go see.

Give me something exotic.

Buy something exotic, Tony.

Tony, see what they got?

Mangoes. You got any mangoes?

Hey, Tony, give me some mangoes. Hey, Tony, give me some mangoes.

GARLIC? I WANT SOME MANGOES!

Motherfuckers ate garlic

Hey Tony, what's up with the mangoes?

He's not even talking to her.

He's a lame.

Look at him trying to be slick.

Oh, he's doubled that.

hey well thank you so long tony

hey i'm sorry was my friend

bothering you he wasn't bothering you uh no

no okay did they do they have mangoes yeah they have some mangoes down there

you can get some i know i'm telling my friend to get mangoes and he's not

Okay, what's your name?

Okay, yeah, but what's your name though?

We go leave Tony. Haha.

What's up with I'm sorry. Um, but what's your name? Do you but look I shoot we we

have a tube channel like We're like we're content creators like for the tube

channels and stuff Okay, my name is Mara Mara Mara.

Yes. Oh

Yeah, I mean you can I talk I mean you would you like talk to me for a second

I'd like to like what it like what did you buy over there? What do they have?

I know but I want to talk to you about it.

You don't got five minutes I'll give you a hundred dollars for your time pull in

pull in pull in so we can you mind we just pull in talk to you

Here you go. It's $100.

$100?

Yeah, I want to help you with the food. Buy the food.

You can go get your own food. No, I'm saying I'm going to help you with your

food. Like, just help you pay. Like, what did you get?

I got mangoes and bananas.

Mangoes. So you do have... They do have mangoes. Where the fuck are my mangoes?

I'm sorry.

There you go.

I don't want to take your money. $100.

Why? It's just... No, but listen. We're content creators and...

basically we make money on the views and we gotta give it away like uncle sam

takes it so it's it's for your time i don't wanna i don't want you to just sit

and talk to us you know waste your time for free just take it take just it's

just fine you should just take the hundred it's fine there's no no strings

attached are you sure yeah we just wanna you know

There you go. For the fruit?

No, just for you. Just for talking to us. Oh, okay.

You guys don't want any fruit?

I mean, you're willing to give us some fruit?

Yeah, they have mangoes. Yeah, what did you say was in there? Let's see. Let's

look inside. Yeah, they got mangoes.

I got a guava. What do we got? What do we got?

Well, there's mangoes.

There's apples.

And oranges. You guys want an apple?

These are guavas.

Oh, he gave me an apple.

Oh, those are guavas or what are those?

Looks like an apple, but it's a guava. No, it's a guava.

i don't like orange oh this guy loves bananas bananas yeah you love bananas

what the i'll take a banana i know you love bananas you love bananas i know you

do i'll let them ripen up a little bit oh yeah you wouldn't consider that ripe

you think so i like them perfectly yellow oh yeah i like them when they're

a little bit like that like i like bananas hard

I think I like it too.

Yeah. Yeah. No judgment. No judgment. Yeah, don't judge me.

So you live around here? What's your story?

Yeah, I live around here. I work down here.

Is this guy always there, I guess, or what?

I guess. This is my first time getting fruit here, so I don't know.

Oh, okay.

I wonder, I mean, do they tend to be, I wonder if it's more organic with this

guy or what?

Probably. It's my first time trying it, so I guess I'll have to see.

Okay. You're a big...

Big fruit person?

I love fruit. It's like my favorite food. I was happy to see this. You guys

should definitely get some.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a traveling nurse.

No shit.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you travel to hospitals?

Yeah, different hospitals, taking care of doing dementia care.

Oh, dementia?

Yes. He's got dementia.

Oh, really?

I can take care of him then. She knows I don't have it. I just met her by the

fruit stand.

Dementia is when you forget shit, right? Yep.

Yeah, he forgets everything.

Okay, I can take care of him.

He forgets everything.

Real forgetful person. I did forget your name. I did introduce myself to you, but

I forgot your name. Okay, good.

When you have dementia, you forget how to, like, go to the bathroom and... Yep,

a lot of stuff.

Oh, man, it's on its way. Help him do everything.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, he wears adult diapers.

Oh, really?

Yeah, he wears adult diapers. I do not. You believe he's 79?

I do not. He's not 79.

I do not.

This guy's 79 for sure.

Oh my gosh, he is not 79. He looks good for 79. He looks too good for 79.

Yeah, see that?

Boy's still got it.

Yeah, I know, but he's 79.

No, he's not.

He's got an adult diaper on right now.

okay well that's my job so so what do you like you literally have to like take

them off and wipe them like babies and everything yep just like yeah it's about

like 20 every hour jesus you're like a good person then huh you're like a good

person i guess yeah you probably got there you probably got good karma you

know what here i do well i'm gonna give you another hundred just for doing that

just for that kind of job you got oh i can't take that money no no please

please

I'm sure you get paid well, but I'm sure you still don't get paid enough.

Are you sure?

Yeah, you take care of old people. You might be taking care of this guy one

day. Yeah, I wouldn't mind it.

She believes you're almost there.

She believes you're almost there.

Yeah, put your money away, please. It's not really there.

Thank you.

I feel like I owe you fruit or something.

No, no, you're fine. You don't owe us nothing.

Your time. Well, yeah, your time. Okay.

Actually, so, did you, maybe we should check his

adult diaper. Should we check your adult diaper?

Here, does it smell like poo-poo in here? No, there's no poo-poo in here.

Did you go poo-poo? No poo-poo, no poo-poo.

Do you know what poo-poo is?

Oh my gosh. Do you know what poo-poo is, Tony?

What's that?

Fuck you, man.

So you have lots of baby wipes or what? Or do you just give them a wash?

Yes, lots of baby wipes and then different hospitals. Some want

washcloths and some want baby wipes. I wouldn't mind a sponge bath.

Yeah, we can do that. Sponge baths are the best.

Yeah.

You're a good person. What does your boyfriend say about it?

I don't have a boyfriend right now.

No? No, not right now.

Oh, why not?

You seem like you should have a boyfriend.

Or you're just not?

Not my timing right now, I guess.

Do you like older guys?

I would say so, yeah.

Because that would be weird if you... Is it? Because it is kind of weird that you

take care of older... Okay, okay.

Like, do you like them that old?

No. Oh, okay, okay. Because I'd be like, man, maybe she just does that to get

her... No, those are my patients.

Any of them like have like a hard-on when you're like trying to yes I've

actually had multiple instances if I've had it happen in the shower where yeah,

they've asked me to jack them off. Oh Yeah One of them on video

I was trying to take a selfie and he goes will you have sex with me?

And I was just trying to take a selfie. Yeah, there's a lot of them are like

that. So so I guess I guess you don't report them, I guess, huh? You just kind

of go, ah. They have dementia.

I mean, I'll say something to the nurses if it's someone who is of sound in mind,

but if they have dementia, I won't say anything.

But he just pretends he's got dementia.

That's so funny.

I don't remember saying that, honey. I'm so sorry.

Until it actually happens. Oh, yeah, their wives will be in the corner, too.

The wives will be standing there like, because they have dementia, so they just

don't know.

The wife's like, go ahead, give them a little.

Oh, shit.

I mean, that's wild, I guess.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I'm sure it's bad to think you would jack them off, but, like... I

think I'd lose my license.

Okay, okay, let's just hypothetically seek, you know, like... Because doesn't

it suck? Like, they're all alone. They've probably been alone for so long.

They deserve it, I feel like. That's true. you know it's like who knows maybe

there's a couple war veterans in there yeah there's a lot and then you know

they're just like all they're saying is just like release me i just need a

release don't you feel so much better after you come yeah like if you wouldn't

get in trouble like it was completely like not had nothing to do with your

license anything like that would you jerk one or two off i don't want to

sound terrible but yes i probably would

I thought she was going the other way with it. I thought she was going to be

like, fuck no.

She's like, I ain't drinking no old ass dick.

Damn, so you would?

You know what, that does another 100.

I like you. Actually, give me 200.

You're fucking awesome.

Hell yeah.

You deserve this shit.

You deserve this. You are a fucking winner.

Oh my gosh, you guys.

Listen, if I had a father in a fucking dementia in a home, I would...

I would love it if you took care of them, because, you know, every now and

then you'll... Oh my goodness, no, I couldn't. You know?

Yeah, we'll totally give you donations. What do you want? What do you want out

of life, lady?

What are your dreams and aspirations, you know? Well, let's make it happen for

you.

Cookies. You like cookies?

I love cookies.

No shit?

Yeah. I'll give you a lifetime supply of cookies, for sure.

That's fucking awesome. You're a fucking art. Is that so is that getting heavy?

No, it's not too bad. Okay. All right Because I could have Tony I gotta have

Tony stand outside and hold it for you. Oh my gosh. I don't want to make him do

that Okay All right She doesn't want her

you want a ride I like how she gave the van a

nice look up and down it was like Yeah, no.

I'm good on that.

You know, listen, we're not bad people, but you did the right thing. You

shouldn't just take rides from strangers like that. Well, it's really nice out

today, so it's good for a while. Well, just don't, but we're good people. We

are. But look, I'm going to leave you alone. It was so nice meeting you. It

was so good talking to you.

I love that you take care of old people.

We totally jerked them off. That's so awesome. Oh my goodness.

That's so cool.

That's so cool.

And now you haven't yet. We want to state that for the facts. You have not

jerked anyone off. Keep us posted. You have not jerked anyone off, but you

would if it was the right occasion.

Maybe. Yes, I would.

But look, I'm going to leave you alone. Look, how about this? How about I leave

you with $1,000? Does that sound good?

a thousand dollars that sounds like a lot yeah no i'm gonna give you a

thousand bucks i really like you there's something about you kid something about

you you know just i don't know the old people the jerks off i don't know you're

just saying that stuff yeah i'm gonna give you a thousand bucks are you sure

all right yeah okay i mean there is something i might ask of you okay um but

i'm kind of hoping you do it so that's why i gave you the money Well, if I jack

off an old guy, let's see.

She said, well, I got an old guy.

Now you're old, right?

Where am I?

How did I get here?

You're a little dizzy back here. Who is this? Who are you people?

See, he's got dementia, I told you.

He needs a sponge bath.

He needs a sponge bath.

I'll gladly take a sponge bath.

Actually, look, would you, um, would it be weird if you gave us your underwear?

Gave you what? That did sound kind of bad when I said it out loud.

Saying it out loud kind of sounded bad.

I've never heard of that before. Give you my underwear? For what?

Because we gave you a thousand dollars.

Okay, you got me there. That's true. I don't know, just because I want to see

if you'd do it.

I'm a collector.

And he collects them, but I'd really like to see if you'd... Do it. See if

you're cool with it.

Really? I don't know.

Well, let's think about it. How old were they? I mean, how old were they?

How much were they?

How much did you spend on your underwear?

Probably about $10.

How long have you had the pair on that you have?

These, probably just a few months. I just got these.

So, they've depreciated a little bit.

Or appreciated. I don't know what you want to say. But $1,000 for one pair of

panties. Yeah, that is right.

I don't know.

I mean, you don't have a boyfriend.

No.

Little.

Uh,

I guess so.

You'll do it?

Okay. Yeah.

I mean, listen, all the cool people are doing it.

Everyone your age is doing stuff like this. They're all selling the panties.

It's a new kind of fad. You know, it's really popular in Japan. Oh, really?

Japan? oh super popular you know they sell panties in vending machines in

japan in vending and it's like used panties i think even in i think it's

used panties even in japan okay maybe they just claim to be used but oh my

goodness they just put fake stuff on it maybe maybe but what do you think they

got to be appreciated and loved i mean you can get in the van and and take them

off um here here just oh i just take a look inside

Are you sure? I don't know. Just take a look inside so maybe you'll feel more

comfortable. There's your banana.

Oh, yes.

That is my banana. Well, my banana now.

Because you gave it to us like a sweetheart. I want to see you eat that

banana, Tony.

Oh, my goodness.

I want to see you eat the banana, Tony. I'm not fucking eating that banana.

You're going to eat the fucking banana, Tony.

You're going to eat the fucking banana, Tony.

What do you think?

Well, it looks comfy in there and it is my banana.

I'm just saying, if you get in here, it's a little safer, you know, like. Are

you sure? I'll protect you. Okay.

All right. Yeah, we'll be fine. We'll be fine. It was just, you know.

Am I good? Okay. Yeah, just come on in. Okay. I have fruit, too. I have fruit.

Your fruit is welcome. Yes, there's mangoes for everybody.

Yeah, just kind of step right in. Step right up.

All right, let me see here. I'm just adjusting my little.

Oh, wow.

I love the pink.

Oh, it matches your socks.

Oh, does it? Yes.

Yeah.

So, yeah, if you want, you want to just... Take those shoes off. You're

getting my pink thing all dirty. I'm sorry. It's okay.

Let him take them off. Yeah, there you go.

Put them off to the side.

Socks are cuter.

So do you want to just take them off or?

Well, if you guys say so.

Well, you agreed.

It's totally up to you, but. You know.

So I sit down or stand up?

Whatever you're comfortable with. There's no rules.

Oh, she's going to just take them off like that. All right. Well, you are not

shy. Holy fuck.

so what's with you uh so you're not shy i guess huh oh well i guess you get the

panties oh yes you do okay you can give them to him how

do

you feel does it feel liberating or do you feel like vulnerable i usually never

wear underwear unless i'm wearing a dress So this feels normal All

right,

so here come down here and then we're gonna watch Tony eat a banana Watching

Tony eat a banana You were

bragging about like

See the banana, now you don't.

He's full of shit.

Let's see it. He's full.

He's full of shit. Well, actually, it sounds more like this.

See the banana, now you don't.

I believe it.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Oh, are you nervous?

Don't be nervous.

I'm not nervous. It's just a little hot day outside.

Oh, okay. We got the AC going. Turn it up a bit more for us. You know what? You

need to drive because the AC cools down more when you drive, so just...

You mind if we just drive up and down the block?

Okay.

You live here somewhere.

I mean, don't tell us where you live, but it's fine. We'll just...

I'm waiting for my sponge bath. Oh my goodness.

We don't have no sponges. So we need to get your diaper off first.

I don't have no fucking diaper.

Sure you don't. He's got a diaper for sure. I don't know. He goes pee-pee in

his pants sometimes. I do not go pee-pee in my pants. I kind of believe it. Do

you see any wet spots around here? I can totally see the diaper, bro. Not yet.

There's the diaper.

There's the diaper.

What are you doing?

Okay? No fucking diaper. No diaper. That blue thing's the diaper. This is not a

diaper. These are boxers. Oh my gosh. Wow.

Yeah. No diaper.

Okay. So there isn't a diaper. Wow.

Okay.

Hey, I gotta ask you something.

You've seen a lot of older dicks, right?

Yeah, not like this though.

What do you mean?

This one's older, right? No. This one's older?

No, this one's better. Usually the other ones are just inverted.

What? I don't know. They look like buttons. What do you mean inverted?

they just go they're just like that and then they go inside when you get older

and then it's just like a button and it's not there anymore what yeah your

dick goes away yeah nobody told me this nobody told me this it deflates like

it's just like it's flat like laying there like a like a piece of paper it's

really weird see all types of different ones but this one's definitely the best

oh my god i don't know i'm scared now i don't want to get old whoa it's kind of

normal this one's the best

Does it go inside push the penis inside I can't it's not small enough go keep

going you almost had it. Oh my gosh

I thought you meant just like the heads inverted like the whole thing. Yeah,

like so they have a like a really small penis and it just goes inside Do

you

have a happy face on your thumb oh my gosh, yes

I do.

I did that when I was... Maybe she likes jerking people off. That's what it is.

Here's your chance. You can jerk off an old guy.

You're not old.

He's 79.

He's not 79.

Are you sure you don't be playing with any of those older

penises? Oh my goodness.

i don't know i can't say no i'm just kidding not yet

this is cool yeah

oh she's like your touch i mean she's jerking you off

What do you think about it?

I'm scared.

You're scared?

It's big.

You want to suck it? Yeah. You do want to suck it? Yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

my God.

Go for it. Oh, for sure she's jerked off a couple of guys. For sure.

She's a winner.

You're the best she gives back you are the best in your field You

go watch my dad anytime or my grandfather

Yeah.

Hungry or what?

Let's see if it's ripe enough for her.

Oh, you broke it. I knew you would.

Can you fit them both in your mouth?

What?

I love fruit and these are my two favorite things. Oh my gosh.

She's trying.

There she is.

Go ahead. Take a bite, baby.

That's a really good banana.

She's like, hold up. That was actually really fucking good.

I got banana all over my hands now. You got banana on your dick?

I'm going to put that back in your mouth after.

Banana dick.

Banana dick, baby.

Let me get you a banana.

Bring those legs together. Bring those legs together.

Bring that shit down.

Just like that. I don't want to see that fucking big fucking ass. Just like that,

baby.

Just like fucking that.

Ugh!

Shit.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh shit.

Are you ready for this con?

Yes, fuck yeah.

Are you ready for this fucking con?

Yes, please. Okay.

Alright, come, baby.

Fuck.

Yeah, the stage is right where you are, okay?

Shit. Oh shit.

There you go. It was so good meeting you.

So awesome.

You're like two blocks from where we... Sorry, we had to head to the office real

quick. You could just look on your phone, the maps and stuff.

Yeah, I guess. You'll be okay, right? You're good?

Sure, yeah, I guess.

Okay, all right.

All right, I'll see you later. All right, see you later.

What are you doing?

Bang Bros.