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Picking up around the house, you know how I am with all of the stuff in here.

I like it to be just perfect.

Helps me sleep at night, you know?

Yeah,

that sounds like a lot of fun.

I definitely wish that I was doing something more fun tonight than just

sitting and picking up around the house.

That's true. I do like to stay in a lot, but, you know, I don't think I'd mind

tonight.

Yeah, definitely.

You want to hang out tomorrow?

I literally have nothing planned.

I just got to do a few things for work and... Oh, yeah, totally.

I totally forgot that it was Christmas Eve.

Well, maybe the next day?

Right. Christmas Day.

Well, that's cool.

I'll definitely have to see you before New Year's.

Okay.

Happy holidays, I guess.

What the hell are you doing here?

Dad!

Surprise! Oh my gosh.

Oh, you're a step... I thought we dreamt the step title years ago.

Thank God you're here, Dad.

It's good.

Wait.

It just hit me. You guys actually flew across the entire country and just

showed up at my house?

Surprise! Actually, really?

Yeah. Is that right?

God, that thing is old.

Ah, don't make any fun of me.

So your mother wants me to catch this whole thing on video and make her happy,

okay? Oh, make her happy?

Yeah.

Like it's not pretty fucked up that you guys just came to my house without my

consent? Honey, no curse words.

You'll end up on the money list.

It's not like I'm here to try to fuck everybody.

Oh my god, hug this.

Oh my

god, Oliver's

coming? God, wake me up from this nightmare.

Yes, and did your father tell you?

I got you a onesie!

It smells just like home. Thanks mom.

I need your help. Daddy, wake up, wake up.

I just need you to help me button this.

Could you just take it in?

Come on, Dad, please.

I'm still upset at you. I can't believe that you would invite Oliver.

He's just such a bratty little... stinker, you know? You love your

brother.

Debatable.

You

know,

maybe it'd be easier if... kind of went this way. What do you think?

Let's give it a try.

Is that better for you?

I do hope I got the right size.

I think it'll fit. We can just kind of, I don't know, stretch it or something.

It is so cute.

Thanks a lot for the outfit, Mom.

You're so welcome, sweetie.

You know, I wasn't feeling very festive, but now that you guys came over, I think

I'm getting right in the Christmas spirit.

I'm glad to see you have coasters, dear.

You know, Mom, you always taught me and raised me right, so don't worry.

Everything here is just up to your standards, I promise.

Are you stretching out

the butt flap, Dad?

You got to make sure that it's going to get on there.

Dammit.

You gotta be patient, Kay.

Your father's all thumbs.

I know.

Maybe if I turn around over this way?

You think that helps at all?

They were talking about you in those Christmas stories. Yours must be Santa's

little helper. That's right.

Mom,

did you bring all my favorite ornaments?

I did. I can't wait to show you.

I'll set up the tree soon. You have to save the star for me.

I want to be the one to put up the star.

Always. I would never ruin that tradition.

Good.

Oh dear, you always get so distracted in the UCK.

Yes. Hurry up and get that taken care of, that way we can build the tree.

Morning.

You might want to try a little faster, Dad.

Mom, did you make this Christmas stuff?

How did you know?

And you didn't make people on this show, are you kidding me?

She's sweet to open your stuff.

She set it up.

She is.

I'm gonna help your dad since your arthritis is acting up. It's the least I

can do.

You always did tell me I was the best daughter ever.

It just gets me right into Christmas year.

It reminds me of last year.

That's actually a great start

And don't forget the cranberry sauce, okay, yeah You're

the best mom, thank you Of course, of course.

You picked out the dessert, right?

Oh yes, of course. And I did

find the star.

I set that aside.

Oh, I'm so excited.

It's my favorite part.

Honey,

what have I taught you? You forgot his balls are too dry.

You're right, you're right. Sorry, mom.

It's okay, it's okay.

Let's see, we got the green bean casserole.

Ham, oh, your brother doesn't eat ham, so we're gonna need to maybe get a

turkey too.

I can't believe he's coming still.

The tree's not going to finish itself, so I'll go over there and get to work.

All right, darling.

Santa, can I sit on your lap and ask you for some stuff for Christmas?

Sure.

That would be wonderful.

Santa, for Christmas this year, I think I want new headphones.

Maybe some for mom, too.

Mom, I think you need some new headphones.

This would be so much better if you had some.

Headphones for her.

Well, I feel like I'm on Santa's good list.

I think you definitely are.

I would also like... Dude, this is kind of a tight fit.

I know.

It is.

Maybe you just gotta really shrug it there.

There you go.

Thanks for the advice. Not for you. You're welcome.

Thanks.

Santa, I think I also want maybe some new clothes.

Sure.

You could also get me maybe a new laptop?

Of course!

Santa can get you anything you want, okay?

Mom,

you're like our little helper elf.

Santa!

I think maybe... Oh, you're right. That does need to be adjusted.

Right there.

Good eye, Kay.

Looks so good.

Sing it with me.

Come on dad, come on in.

It's a huge snowflake.

Yes.

Thanks, Mom.

You're so adorable in that onesie.

I love it.

You have the best outfits to pick out for me, Mom.

Just like your mom.

Let

me

help you.

Thank you. You're so welcome.

Only a couple left.

You'll pick the best spots for them, I know.

You do have a pretty good eye for that.

You do.

You're just very observant, Mom.

Thanks. Good to be so.

Look, Dad.

The tree's coming along really well.

Last one, dear. Here, you need to participate too.

There you go.

That fits the little one.

Perfect spot.

You have the best hat.

Let

me

get back on Santa's lap.

Those are so cute.

I

love

gingerbread cookies too.

I think that's probably dad's second favorite cookie.

We all know what his first favorite one is.

It's just lovely.

It looks great, babe.

You always decorate the Christmas tree so good.

It's true.

I

just

need you.

No problem.

Wow,

I love those.

Perfect.

I can't wait till we fill up this tree with all the presents that we need.

There we go. I'm just glad we get to spend time together as a family. I know,

right? This is wonderful.

I have the best family ever.

The tree looks so beautiful.

It's awfully tangled, isn't it, Mom?

It is!

Honey, you know that's not good for your back and your knees. Come sit here.

Silly me, right?

Take care of yourself.

Good idea, Mom.

Daddy knows best.

I've been doing this a while.

Oh, just gorgeous.

Beautiful.

Sweetheart, I see that yoga's been paying off.

Definitely. I've been getting so much more flexible lately.

I'm so proud of you.

Okay.

Gorgeous, Mom.

We just have that star to be eventually here, and I think we'll be

done. It's looking pretty good.

You know, Oliver does not know what he's missing out on tonight.

It's a shame he couldn't be here.

I know. This was like his favorite tradition.

I'm so excited!

I'm so glad you're in the Christmas suite.

You definitely put the Christmas cheer back into me.

This looks so great.

I'm just glad we could be together this weekend.

Me too.

I'm so admiring how gorgeous it is.

Your little reindeer bells are ringing, Dad.

They certainly are.

Oh dear, I think one of these bulbs is out. Will you fix that later?

Of course.

That's so good.

I'll lay down and look at it.

Yes.

Next one.

I just need to find the perfect spot.

Right there?

I think right there is perfect.

Maybe put that gingerbread man to the

front of the tree.

Great. That looks just right.

Well, it sure feels good to be here and spend time with you, honey.

I guess it wasn't so bad having you guys over.

Sorry if I was a little mean earlier.

I just needed to, uh, release, you know?

Get some stress off.

Hurt.

I hope I get to put the star up soon.

Yes, I was just thinking. It's almost time.

Daddy,

do you think it's almost time?

Oh, it's almost time. Yeah.

I think your daddy's going to need to lift you up there, though.

Do you have the strength of lifting me up, Daddy, after all this hard work

you've done today?

And coming here?

It's been such a long day for you.

Oh, he's nice and strong.

He is nice and strong.

Now he's a man of many, many talents.

Please give me a present, Step Santa.

Please give me a present.

I've been so nice all year long. I think I deserve one.

I'm ready, Santa.

Merry Christmas!

There you go.

Thank you

for all the presents, Santa.

As you know, we lost our location last minute.

It's really fortuitous that you got your mom and dad that 90 minute massage so we

could shoot this sexy. This is really important. We need it done before

Christmas. We can flow and you guys can get your sex on.

Then we can get out of here before they know it.

Perfect. You know, I didn't want to cancel on you guys. My agent would have

killed me.

And so I had that group on for a couple's massage for me and some hottie.

But, you know, I just gave it to my parents instead and they thought it was

a gift.

All right, awesome. So I can't believe it. Thank you very much. High five to

you. Thank you for saving the day and the scenes. Wow, of course.

Other than when they're like barging into my house unannounced without my

consent.

Yeah, that's kind of a rude, especially since she's like 22 years old and, you

know, you have this bomb-ass crib.

Yeah. You know, I didn't give them consent to come, but whatever. It is

what it is. What if you were having sex with Oliver?

With Oliver?

Yeah, Oliver Davis.

Oh, well, you know, listen, I'm not trying to talk about my invasive-ass

parents right now. I really just want to get wet.

Oh, well, that's what you're here for. All right, can you move it out of the

wardrobe? What are we supposed to do with that guy?

When the team speaks, Rick, you've got to have your Christmas hero, bro. I

know. He's the naughty little elf. I'm ready for it.

I'm ready.

All right, so go change real quick. I'm going to set up this camera.

And then, are you pretty much good to go? Yeah, I'm ready.

Well, cool. She requested you, so it's good.

I know.

Now I'm not working with the old men.

Yes, you do.

Something's wrong. Hey, Maximus.

Yeah? Do you have a camera with you?

I don't have one.

this might be a bummer but i would probably have to call meatcakes or fat

man or something like that because this camera's not working right now you have

it uh i have like this camcorder that my parents used yesterday to film some

stuff that's all you got yeah let me look around for it okay no

oh there it is

okay is that gonna work

It's a little dying, but it'll have to do for now.

Like I said, I like a mold.

Awesome. Thank you. All right, you guys.

We'll shoot you in a minute.

And action.

OMG, Stepro.

What are you doing here?

You better not eat stitches this year.

You're on a bad list.

I am on a bad list.

Yes, you are.

I don't want to do it. or anything.

Is there anything I can do to help?

You can make my little elf become a big elf.

I like that.

Would you like that?

Honey! Oh my god! What are you doing here, Stepbro?

What the fuck's going on here?

What are you doing? This is my actual stepbrother.

What? Yeah, what are you sleazebags doing in my sister's house?

Cool, do you want to join in?

No. No, it's Christmas Eve. Why aren't you with your friends and family?

Get the fuck out of the house.

Okay. Yeah, you little keyboard elf, go.

What are you doing here?

Maybe one day.

What is this? And why are you still recording?

What is this?

Oh.

Shall we?

Am I going back?

You guys are ruining everything.

Who is this guy? My stepbrother. Really? My real stepbrother. Shit, I'm out.

Yeah. No, wait, wait!

What? Are you kidding me? You really just cost me fifteen hundred bucks and

ruined my entire scene?

Fifteen hundred bucks?

What are you, some secret porn star doing her, like, holiday scene debut?

I think, wait, that's exactly what's happening here.

Look, today is not the day to be an asshole to me, okay?

Just keep it under wraps for mom and dad.

just not talk about it oh oh you're you're great you're

a great dear little sister of mine uh i'm in the christmas spirit okay and

definitely um the giving so get to the point what do you want oh well uh

basically i'm gonna need your porn video uh no and i want 500

you're

You're literally my actual, literal stepbrother. I know.

You know how you always watch those- everyone wants to see, like, they want

to, like, fuck their stepbrother, right? Everyone wants to do that. And, like,

you're a method actress. This might be your Christmas, like, wish, but this is

definitely not my Christmas wish. Yeah, but, like, you remember what we did

that, you know, that summer at camp?

Let's not talk about summer camp here.

Okay.

Um, so... I can be in this, right?

Here, here, here, here.

Let me see.

Oh, these are the lines. Perfect.

Yeah, you know, all you have to do is ask me all of these questions and record

me with the camcorder.

I think the fucking producer even took it over.

Let me get it.

Alright.

Perfect. I'm just going to try to do this.

Zoom in.

That way it zooms in.

Perfect.

Alright, I've got this thing rolling.

Up and rolling.

So this is what it's like being on set.

Yeah.

You look great.

Definitely.

Happy holidays.

Hey, why don't you switch me sides so I can sit next to the Christmas tree and

you record it. It's probably more on brand.

Why don't you move your backpack too?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just holding the camera. I'm not doing anything.

Okay. Yeah, let me scoot down. Sure.

Perfect. All right.

Okay. All right, sis.

Action.

Hey, scooters. My name is Kay Lovely, and I am your Team Ski All-Star this

holiday season.

Can't wait to celebrate it with you.

Wow, that was great. That was great. First question.

Do you have a message to your fans?

Absolutely. I just wanted to thank all of you guys for watching all my porn and

watching these titties bounce up and down while I ride a cock. I appreciate

it so much.

And I'm going to give you a super sexy, hot, slobbery scene today.

So I hope you guys enjoy it.

Love you.

Wow. That was pretty great, Kay.

Next question.

What's the sexiest gift you've ever received?

Okay, don't tell Mom and Dad about this, okay?

Okay. Alright.

So, remember that boyfriend I had last year? Well, last Christmas he got me

this vibrator that goes inside me and you can control it from your phone and

make it vibrate with you. Remember that New Year's dinner we had with the

family? yeah yeah so when we were there that's why i was kind of weird because

he was just like using it on me the entire dinner that's why you were

dancing everywhere i mean yeah that's what i mean not really dancing more like

you know horniness wow i thought it was dancing um okay well now we know what it

was all right what can i say even with the families all right um i

guess this is the last question

Are you on Sam's naughty or nice list?

I would say I'm on both lists, but probably a little bit more on the

naughty list because, I mean, I'm going to fuck my stepbrother today, so it's

pretty naughty.

That is very naughty, actually.

All right, perfect. Well, that wraps up the questionnaire, sis.

And now, honestly, the script says...

Gotta start stripping down, down for me.

Okay.

Don't I look like just a cute little present under the tree for you, step

bro? Yeah, let me... Let me put this on the tripod

for us.

Perfect. Okay, yeah.

Yeah, keep doing what you want, sure.

Can I let you see, step bro?

I absolutely love it.

This is way better than summer camp.

A lot more grown up than summer camp.

Definitely are.

You haven't even seen what I've grown since then.

Oh my god.

I can see why you would be doing this then. Oh my god.

What do you think?

Not quite Jingle Bells, but I think they're a little bit better than Jingle

Bells. Yes, I think it's perfect.

Happy holidays. Happy holidays to you, brother.

Oh wow.

Don't get too excited.

How could I not? Look at this.

Just keep stroking my candy cane cock.

Yeah.

I'm going to suck on it so it's nice and good for you.

Hmm, looks like I'm all stripped out of these.

Why don't we get some Christmas cheer, what do you say?

Yeah, so that's what everyone at the blowjob happens, right?

Yeah. Yeah, cool.

Don't make this lame, come on. Okay, okay, okay. You said you wanted to do

this porn scene with me, so feel like you're a porn star. Oh, okay.

Don't come too fast.

Okay. I got a good dick balloon game. Alright, you tell me where to come in.

Okay.

um

What do you say, Peppa?

Is it time for me to hop on that Christmas hop?

Oh yeah,

don't tease me like that. Give it to me.

That's about that Christmas tree step, bro.

Getting it to be nice and deep in my pussy just like that.

that big dick in me

it says i can see why you'd be doing this oh my god maybe you could do it

with me we'll see

Just like that.

That's all I want for Christmas. I just want that big cock in me.

No, give it back, give it back.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice and deep in me just like that, huh?

What's your favorite position to watch porn stars fall in when you watch?

Um, I want to see.

I want to see. Yeah, I want to see. Yeah, I want to see.

Okay.

Oh, my

God.

You squirted, sis.

Just a little bit.

Oh, my God.

Very professional. This is crazy.

Really good at this.

Thank you, step bro.

Couldn't have done this without your cock.

And I must say, I think it's so much hotter that you're my real step bro.

Yeah?

It's way better than fucking guys that aren't my real brother.

I just like fucking my real stepbrother instead.

Yes! I guess that's why I'm on the naughty list, huh?

Do you want me to show you something, stepbro?

Yeah. That you've never done before.

Yeah, what is it?

Okay.

So I'm going to go here.

And I'm going to go upside down.

I think I've seen this.

Yeah. Yes.

Tell me I'm a good little elf right now.

You're a great little elf.

You're such a good helper with that cup.

Yeah. Big help.

Yeah. Oh,

my gosh.

Okay.

Oh, you want to do it that way? Okay. Yes.

Awesome. Thank you.

Yes.

Actually, man, I hate you.

Your balls and your dick from that egg will kind of look like a Christmas

ornament.

Let me get off more stuff, bro.

Oh, God, yes.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Mm-hmm, uh-huh.

Fucking nice and deep just like that.

Yeah, you still got all that cotton balls inside of you.

Mm-hmm,

uh-huh.

Looking for me, I'm so nice and fucking deep like that.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Ready for the tree and ornaments?

Look at those ornaments.

That's such a good Christmas slut.

You made it?

Should you get behind me and saddle me up like Santa's sleigh?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

stuff it in me.

Stuff my sock in full of that cock.

Oh, yes.

Just like that. Oh my god.

Wow. You really are great at that.

yes yes yes yes yes

Dangle those jingle balls in my face.

Shake them on my face.

It's the season of giving sex. Don't give me all that cum.

Oh yeah, jiggle your titties for me sis.

Put all that cum on my chimney.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, play with your titties. Yeah, just like that.

Oh yeah, just like that, just like that.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, here we go.

Come in, sis.

All over your face.

You had such a big load for me today.

Oh my god, damn.

You are sexy.

Don't be sad, bro. You're not too bad yourself.

Maybe I could tell my agent about you.

No. We can't both just be in the sex industry.

Our parents would kill us.

I think they'll be okay.

Well, happy holidays, sis.

Happy holidays!

Kate, what is this? It's none of your business.

It is absolutely my business. You're my daughter. This is my camera.

What is going on?

I'm going to kill Oliver.

Oliver,

why didn't you tell my-

Well... What are you talking about? She's seen it.

Seen what?

I don't know.

I don't know.

This!

Take a look at this.

Look at that. Are you kidding me?

Wow.

Well, that's something. Yeah, that's what my dick looks like on video.

Ridiculous. This is not happening on Christmas Eve.

This is all your guys' fault.

You just showed up to my house unannounced. You know I fucking hate

Christmas, and you're trying to shove all this shit down my throat? Are you

kidding me?

Hey, sis, I'll put something down your throat.

It's enough with you.

You know what?

Fuck this.

Fuck this baron hat.

I can't believe that you guys are doing this.

I'm not recording I'm watching I'm watching something

I think you threw me a present of mine.

You know what?

Yes, I'm a porn star, okay?

And I'm fucking proud of it. What can I say? It makes me feel empowered. It

makes me feel sexy.

And if you don't like that, you guys can get out of here.

You know what? Fuck this.

If this ruins your precious little Christmas, so be it.

I'm gone.

Peace out you guys.

Pretty aggressive.

I think it's going to get into your head.

I've never seen your ass like that before.

What are we going to do, guys?

Yeah,

what are we going to do?

We need to salvage Christmas, you know?

We just really need to figure this out.

Yeah, we need to figure it out. We need to fix Christmas.

Thanks, babe.

Yeah, we need to figure this out, guys. We need to get a grip on Christmas.

Yes, we need to get a grip on Christmas. We need to pull this together.

We need to come together as a family.

We need to come together.

Right? Yeah.

We need to all come together. Yes, come together.

Dad!

Surprise! Oh, my gosh.

Ho, ho, ho, you stiff, stainless.

I thought we dropped the subtitle years ago.

Thank God you're your dad.

It was too late on them.

I have to talk to them.

Mom?

Dad?

Oliver?

Kay,

we still love you, honey. No matter what.

We all just want to come together as a family and love each other.

Here is a set of Christmas PJs just for you.

Love, your family.

P.S. If you need anything, anything at all, please call me.

XOXO, your favorite brother.

Aww, you're so cute.

Mama's just what I like.

That's cute.

Man, I hope they come back soon.

Oh, my angel.

Hi, sweetie.

There she is.

Mom, Dad, Oliver.

There she is.

Oh,

I'm so glad you guys are here.

I was so scared that I scared you guys all off yesterday.

I'm so glad you guys came back.

It's okay, we forgive you. I know we're not the most functional of families,

right? Yeah, we're just about to get some desserts.

No, and you brought my favorite ones, guys.

This means everything to me. Thank you. You're welcome.

And we support you and we love you no matter what you do. Thank you, guys.

Yeah, I definitely support it.

And so, you know, I was thinking we should probably finish that family movie

with you guys next time.

Yes, anything for you, Mom.

I'm so sorry about yesterday.

Okay,

take down your pants, guys.

Let's have a great Christmas morning.

I'm wearing my Mr. Kill underwear.

Looks like those jingle balls are definitely getting sucked.

Oh, okay, yeah, I can do that, yeah.

Alright, well, who should I start with? Perfect.

Start with your father, come on. Oh, you're right. Do you like our show, too?

Oh, wow, Mom, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna... Yeah.

Come over here, Dad.

Yeah,

I'll just sit here and I can record this.

Oh, wow, that looks awesome.

Oh look, I can record over there too. Look at that.

It's growing in my mouth, just like my Christmas cheer.

oh yeah just keep doing it like that that's so good suck on them balls

That's it baby, yes.

My hat!

I must have learned my skills from somebody.

Yeah, make mommy take that pot.

Oh shit.

What do you say we spread some Christmas cheer and spread some Christmas legs?

it's christmas come on maybe i can just start off with eating eating mom's

Good job, son.

Keep pounding my little pussy just like that.

Let me taste.

How does all my cup taste, mommy?

It tastes so good.

Look at those balls, daddy.

She tastes that cup so deep down here.

uh-huh put it in your mouth okay there we go

I love watching you fuck

our mom.

You give her that nice long cock and open her up.

oh oh

Oh yeah, you wanna ride it? Come here, baby.

This is the best Christmas ever.

I have the best parents ever.

Oh my god.

you guys.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Keep giving it to me, step bro.

Just like that. Just like that.

What a pretty butthole you have.

Yeah, just like that.

Yes, yes.

Yes, look back at me sis I'm

getting

it all on camera for us

That's my one Christmas wish this year. Yeah, I'm still recording.

You're still recording?

Yeah. Presents are falling over.

It's one of the family's best presents.

God, I love my family. Look at us.

Can you stretch me out?

Thank you for the Christmas present, Daddy.

Yeah,

keep filling up my chimney with that cup.

Put that big present in my little tight chimney, Daddy.

You fucked me so nice and deep. I love it. Nice, look at that.

Shit, sonny.

Yeah, keep going, dad.

Look at mom.

You're such a person, mom.

Yes!

Yes, we're getting all of this.

Yeah, look at that.

keep going just like that

This is all I needed for Christmas was Step Santa's big cock filling me up.

I want to suck Step Santa's big cock now too.

Hey mom, let me take over.

That's my girl.

Oh, that's such a good cock.

That's such a good cock. Yes. That's such a good cock.

Yeah.

Yes. Yeah,

say hi, Mom.

Say hi dad Say hi sis

This is the best

Look here, you two.

Yeah.

Yeah,

there you are, Dad.

I love it.

Oh, sis.

Look at you mom and dad look at you two Don't we have the best family ever?

Yeah

Yeah, mom, help her. Yeah, help her out.

Yes.

Come here, daddy.

Look at that Christmas spirit.

How's that look, son?

That looks great.

Awesome.

There we go.

Yeah,

I got it.

I'm gonna give you that Christmas hug.

So fucking good.

That's right. Come all over her just like that.

It's a Christmas home shot.

Thank you for giving us such a great Christmas gift

oh mom yeah lick it off wow look at that mom always takes care of me so good

that was a good gift

mom why don't we have some of those donuts you got me they're my

favorite oh less perfect

Cheers.