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I can't believe this is happening.

Me either.

I mean, it's weird. It's, like, nice to meet you, though.

Right? Like, you seem like such a nice person. You do, too. And, you know, when

I saw her photo on that website that you uploaded, and I knew that she was seeing

somebody else, I didn't know how to feel. And now I don't even...

I don't know how to react to you being so nice. I know. I mean, I've been

trying to put myself in her shoes. I mean, I can see what she sees in you

because you're just so nice. I can see you too.

But who would know she was dating two people at the same time?

She's got to have a reason, but I can't figure it out.

But I'm really glad that you posted the photo.

And at least now we know.

I mean, maybe we should... Maybe we should just ask her.

Oh, I can't do that. I mean, I feel like we should talk to her about it, but I

don't know how.

Maybe, okay.

What if... What if I texted her and told her to come over and meet my friend from

yoga? From... And we could just confront her?

And we'd pretend we don't know yet?

Yes.

She would just be squirming. Do you think she'd just tell us the truth,

or... I would hope so, but honestly I want a little bit of revenge.

I'm not gonna lie, that does sound fun.

When should we do it?

We should do it now.

Right now?

We should make her squirm.

Yeah, right now.

This is crazy.

Alright,

we have to get ready.

Let's pretend.

Here, come sit with my friend.

How's it going?

Hi.

Oh my god, Puck. Hi. I didn't know when Nicole said I needed to meet her friend,

it was you.

It's so good to see you.

You too.

Oh, come sit with us. Yeah, come sit.

Yeah, right here.

Wow.

I had no idea.

I had such a good time meeting Nicole today at yoga.

How did you guys meet?

Honestly, I didn't even know the two of you knew each other.

What a coincidence.

It's a very, very, very strange world that we live in.

Small. Very small.

Yeah, so small.

That's crazy.

I don't know how you met Puck, but Puck is my... What a small world we live in.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, mighty surprised the two of you met already.

Yeah, I mean... How did you guys meet? I mean,

I met Nicole at yoga, but... Yeah.

Actually, yeah.

Tell her about that restaurant, remember?

Yeah, so we met at a... It was just a cafe.

Oh, yes. It was just a little... Oh, a cafe.

A little thing. And like a nice day. You know, people need to eat, so... Yeah, it

was a beautiful day out. Yeah. It was so nice. Yeah, people didn't eat food.

Yeah. Yeah, but you know, like this weekend, we can go to one place, an

Italian place for a date. Oh, this weekend?

Oh, yeah.

The date.

May 14th. Oh, yeah.

Great date. The date. That's the date that we're going on. It's the May 14th

date. Oh, that makes sense. The date. That makes sense. Got it all up here.

You're so smart.

Well... I'm just so glad I got to meet Nicole.

And I'm so glad that we're all hanging out together. You know what? We should

actually hang out together a lot more. I feel like we should. I think we should.

We're hanging out right now. We really should hang out together. We're hanging

out. And it's so fun. We should do it again and again.

Yeah. You said it's hot in here, isn't it? It's good. Oh, well, it's always hot

in here every time you come over.

Oh, you come here a lot?

Yeah. I go to people's houses.

You are pretty popular.

Yeah. You do go to people's houses. You do that.

Yeah, I am so proud of you and how social you are. I'm getting kind of

hungry. I kind of want to get a snack. Oh, no, honey, don't worry. You know

what? I'll order something. Yeah, we could get some food. We don't want to

stop chatting.

No, we don't want to do that.

Okay, all right, okay.

What? I have a confession.

I kind of have been seeing the both of you at the same time.

No. I'm really sorry.

It was really fucked up of me, but we were just hanging out and having such a

good time and I thought after a few dates I'd be able to choose between the

two of you, but you're both just so lovely and I'm really sorry.

Well, honestly, I'm just glad that you came clean and told us. Yeah, we really

appreciate that you told us the truth. We just...

I wish you'd have done it a lot sooner.

I totally get that.

You're so bright.

Oh, thank you. Yeah.

You know, we're mad at you.

Yes, as you should be. But I don't think we're going to stay mad at you for too

long.

If it weren't for you, I never would have met Nicole.

Exactly. And we've been getting along so well.

Yeah. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. So I think we...

Won't stay mad for too long, but first, I think you should find a way to make it

up to us.

How good are you at apologizing?

Oh, I can be very, very good at apologizing.

You look so lucky.

You have great taste.

I think you should have to watch us kiss.

Okay, fine by me.

Can we all kiss?

If you can have two girlfriends at the same time, you better be able to kiss

them both at the same time. I know, right?

I'm just gonna take this off.

Alright.

Holy fuck.

I like you too.

I think she was.

I might have crossed my mind a few times.

You know I love this pair.

I thought I was going to see you later.

You did so good on it.

I'm surprised.

Let's see your girlfriend.

You're so hot.

You should be apologizing though.

Oh yeah, you're supposed to apologize to us. What do you want me to do?

I think Nicole has an idea.

I think we should get us both out.

Yeah,

you're

so good with your mouth, yes.

manhandle me. I just wanted you to remember how strong I am. You're so

strong.

Are you dirty?

Yeah, yeah. Are you like watching?

I am.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my god.

Say please.

Ciao, baby.

Right there, right there, right there.

I've had this on the whole.

No one sat on my face yet. No one sat on your face? Get down. Get down.

I thought you would do the honors first.

You're on top.

Get in there.