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After 4 years, the Supreme and Invincibles Cup is back!

The best teams on the planet are gathered here!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen!

16 Strong is officially here!

First to take the stage: Team Golden Dragon!

Fast as greased lightning.

Fierce and graceful as a dragon.

Team Ganges.

Dubbed the "Abnormal Human Army".

Enigmatic and unpredictable.

Team Pear Blossom.

Beneath their beauty lies a lethal heart.

They're experts of sly tactics.

Team Coral.

They push the limits of physical capability.

An absolute powerhouse.

And here they come...

Seven-time defending champions...

Team Grand River!

The perfect fusion of technique and brawn.

They are football royalty.

Team Emei.

Their first time on a major stage.

They're unknown,

but they're probably good at auntie dancing.

Please enter

Let's move on...

Please welcome our Chairwoman, Lina Zhao!

I declare...

the start of the Supreme and Invincible Cup!

Wait, according to our info,

the average age of Team Emei's players

is 35 years old.

Most athletes are retired by then.

Why are you only debuting now?

What's wrong with 35?!

Here's the thing...

Emei's inner power takes years to master.

We're actually at our peak right now.

Emei inner power?

Correct.

Kung fu meets soccer.

Ever seen Shaolin Soccer?

No.

Your loss!

Anyhow, "losing" isn't in my dictionary.

But at last week's qualifiers,

you lost to the lowest-ranked team of all time,

Team Dried Fish.

They were far too weak.

We couldn't stand to hurt them.

You mean...

It was a mercy loss?

Yes!

No!

Athletes don't give mercy loss.

It's just that our power is overwhelming. DIGITAL

Exactly.

When we played that other team,

we practically killed half the team.

Even the goalpost got knocked out,

killing a bunch of spectators.

But they were quickly revived.

So that's that.

Did you take the wrong meds?

Actually, she didn't take her meds.

Football

is about 2 words...

Be water, my friend!

Be-Wa-Ter-My-Friend.

That's 5 words.

Be-water, my-friend.

2 words.

Be-Wa-Ter-My-Friend...

What's going on?

What 2 words?

Sorry.

We've got plans.

Cut it out!

Coming through...

Team Emei's gibberish just now

has made a stir among the press here. HEWS

Netizens are already responding negatively.

What are they on about?

Shut public opinion down!

Line one, sir

Grandmaster!

How much longer is your seclusion?

What's your name, hot stuff?

My seclusion will take a little longer.

What's wrong, Mr. Chairman?

We're in trouble!

The team's gibberish

are pissing people off!

Your captain's short fuse in front of the media

is raising my blood pressure.

It's the girls' first major tournament.

If they slip up,

please cut them some slack.

Slack?!

The netizens want to kill my family!

Would they tell you if they meant it?

Whatever.

Get me a ticket outta town!

Relax.

I've sent an expert to whip them into shape.

Who is it?

My martial uncle...

Their Grand Uncle.

Uncle Chen.

Shut the valve off before fixing it.

Or you'll catch a cold.

OK!

Welcome...

Grand Uncle.

I'm Coach Guanghui.

Hello, Coach.

Actually, I'm only their cook.

Shuang is the real coach.

Long time no see, Grand Uncle.

Long time no see, Shuang.

Long time no see, Jade.

Grand Uncle.

You're aging like fine wine.

I haven't met some of you yet.

I'm Xu Feng.

I'm technically your Grand Uncle,

but don't sweat the seniority thing.

I just came back from studying abroad.

I don't have much experience,

but I'll be your advisor.

Grand Uncle.

Remember when you fell into the latrine?

If we hadn't pulled you out,

you'd have drowned in shit!

Clan Rule No. 9!

Never dissrespect your seniors!

You just said seniority doesn't matter.

It's not about seniority.

It's about civility.

Where are your manners?

Sorry, Grand Uncle.

We were wrong.

Butt out, Loony!

Shouting won't get you anywhere.

You win with the high road.

Young lady, butting in is rude.

I understand.

You see?

Enough chit-chat.

Your master is in seclusion.

She has given me an important task.

What is it?

To lead you down the path of victory.

Path of victory! Awesome!

Sisters!

Let's roll!

You're amazing.

No...

Leave my hair alone...

There's another comb!

Grand Uncle, how many heads do you have?

Another comb?!

Don't dissrepect your elder!

Win with the high road.

Mind your manners.

-Lemme see... Don't be shy.

Why are you blushing?

Are you ill?

88!

Here!

Pulse faint, kidneys shot, knees weak...

Frequent night pee, no spark, no stamina...

Soft all over, weak will power...

I hear you, we'll talk in private.

This is our masseuse, 88.

She's blind.

Wrong again, the hottie's on the left.

That's enough!

Don't be scared, Grand Uncle.

You're married, act like a lady!

Have you ho shame?

I'm divorced, butt out!

Those beasts are such bullies.

I'll protect you.

We'll protect you, too!

Such inner power!

Let us spar!

Disciples of Emei, hear me!

Am I a joke to you?

No, sir!

They're just pulling your leg.

It's no time for jokes!

I'm serious now.

I demand cooperation and obedience!

"Team Emei

are shameless braggarts."

"I hope a truck runs them over."

"Team Emei, u fudging poop on a stick."

You're trending for the wrong reasons!

Don't go after them!

Come after me instead!

I meant you the whole time!

What's with the English lesson?

"Be water, my friend"

was Bruce Lee's mantra.

It's a global tournament, of course I'd speak English!

What if I said,

"Act like water, buddy."

How does that sound?

You fought in public.

Aren't you embarrassed?

She started it!

Be-water, My-friend.

That's two words!

Be-wa-ter-my-friend.

How many words?

Who the hell cares?!

Act normally in front of the press.

Get it?!

All right.

We will.

I'll use Chinese... I won't swear...

- Proper Chinese... But if she says it again...

-Perfect pronunciation. I'll swear for sure.

Enough!

Just keep your mouths zipped.

CRESCENTS IRON EAGLES

(EME VS GOLDEN DRAGON)

Hi.

I have great respect for my elders.

Since your team has so many elders...

If anyone gets hurt,

I'll cover their medical bills.

Fantastic.

I'm sorry.

Grandmaster, luck's not on your side.

You should focus.

You're right.

But I'm worried about those girls.

Since you brought it up...

Team Emei is made up of old bones.

How will they survive?

That's not what I meant.

I'm worried for their opponents.

Don't go too hard today.

Let's not hurt the elderly.

OK, I'll go easy.

It's raining, this will be fun.

Are you okay?

Go away!

Get back to defense!

Watch that side!

Samai!

You're up!

Go!

Kill her!

Go hard!

Fight!

Hey!

Hurry!

Show some defense!

It's over! It's all over!

(娥眉队全场完金龙队)

Emei...

Shuang...

Jade...

- Shuang... Jade...

Shuang...

- Jade... - Shuang...

-Jade... - Shuang...

First of all...

Can you step aside?

Shuang, come here.

Just you!

Your crushed your opponents today.

You had insane power!

You dominated!

How will you celebrate tonight?

Celebrate at my place!

Yeah!

Do you think you'll win the whole thing?

Team Emei are champions!

World champs!

Champions...

Captain Shuang.

My info says you're an orphan.

Are you insecure?

I also hear that you use old-fashioned methods

that are very harsh.

Like you're a psycho.

Are you mentally ill?

Are you receiving medical treatment?

Shit!

It's in my eye!

Miss, the car's this way.

I told you a million times!

I don't need a ride!

Your father's orders.

Go away!

Jade.

That gum hit the bull's eye.

Did you practice that?

You're an heiress.

Why are you playing soccer?

Your ex says his biggest regret

was marrying you.

Your response?

His new bae is 18 years old.

You could be her mom.

Are you angry?

If you want gossip, ask her ex.

If anyone asks again, I'll lose my nerve!

All right, thank you...

We'll talk again...

Don't leave yet...

Okay, thank you.

Jade...

Shuang, Jade,

You two...

You heard those questions!

I had enough!

The paparazzi had it coming!

Listen...

I'm glad you two defended each other.

That's the Emei spirit.

- I wasn't defending her! I wasn't defending her!

Jade, don't leave yet...

(Women Won't Yield)

Come on!

One more!

Power originates from the toes.

Imagine how powerful Shuang is.

Watching you wears me out.

What's the point?

What are you doing?

Start training!

I'm training.

I'm beat.

Get serious!

Jade's using both sides of her foot

to practice the feeling of curve shots.

Looks like she's mastered it already.

Every one of Shuang's kicks

hits the dead center of the ball.

A perfectly straight path

means the force is concentrated.

That explains its power

CLUN POOTBALL LNFC

Captain.

Watch me.

What are you trying to say?

I'm ready to play.

Think you can play because you broke some sugar canes?

Yes.

If I send you in,

can you win?

Absolutely.

I need 100% certainty.

Can you guarantee it?

No, you can't!

Right?

Hey!

I'm talking to you!

Stop acting cool.

I can do it.

I can't promise 100%.

But...

That means you'll lose!

Honestly, that could be...

Stop being so honest.

What she means is...

That's why you can only be benchwarmers.

It's not your age or your skills.

It's your mindset!

Without aiming for absolute victory,

what's the point of playing?

I've told you a million times.

The word "losing"

isn't in my dictionary!

I hear you.

I have 1,000% certainty I'll win.

1,000%?!

It's OK.

It's my bad...

Fine, I have 10,000% certainty!

10,000%?!

Captain.

They hear you.

They're not hearing me!

They don't see the importance of resolve.

I give you flack for your own good!

And you!

You ignore me 90% of the time.

You and your airy power.

Jump higher if you dare!

Chill.

Have some water.

Where are you going?

I'm talking to you!

Where are you going?

I have a name.

Jade...

Where are you going?

It's break time, what's it to you?

Captain, don't be mad.

Jade, I apologize on Cap's behalf.

On my behalf?!

Sorry! My bad.

I'll kill you where you stand!

It's all right.

Anything besides heartbreak

feels like a mere scratch.

Where's the fire you used to have?

That scumbag ruined you!

What are you doing?

You pushed your qi too hard.

It's bad for your body.

I'll calm you down.

I'm OK, let me be.

Relax.

Feel that?

Feel what?

My vital energy.

Actually, I'd like to share some words.

What words?

Words from my heart.

Gotta go!

Captain.

Fancy running into you here.

What are the odds?

You're here too.

It's a work chat.

All the way out here?

It's really a work chat.

Right, Jade?

Don't drag me into this.

Excuse me.

She's angry.

Go after her.

Looks like you're the angry one

Are you jealous?

Jealous?

I've seen plenty of scums like you.

Hey, are you busy, Shuang?

I'm training.

Hitting trees again?

What's wrong?

You train your spirit shield when you're upset.

I'm fine.

Go ahead.

I want to make an extra nutritious soup today.

Sounds good.

Got the ingredients?

Shuang.

Are you free to chat?

One sec.

What's going on?

I've been waiting for you.

Am I interrupting your training?

What'd you say?

My signal just cut out.

Hurry up.

Can you hear me this way?

I hear you.

Loud and clear.

Should I speak up?

I'm fine.

No need.

Personal business first...

You've got me all wrong.

I'm not a scum.

I'm very serious about love.

I like you an awful lot.

I'm making pig trotter and peanuts soup.

Cut the crap.

Shave the leg hair first.

Won't that take forever?

Is leg hair a pet peeve?

Hair gets prickly.

Don't leave a single strand.

There's a shaver to your right.

See it?

That's a huge shaver

Done shaving?

Almost.

Almost.

I've never shaved my legs with a cleaver.

But anything for you.

Burn them off, it's faster.

Water!

The skin's on fire.

I need water.

Don't pour water on it!

It'll ruin the skin.

Just let it burn.

But it's hot!

It's really hot!

Quit complaining.

A calm mind brings cool.

No.

It's not working!

By the way, my back's been killing me.

Is it a bit tingly and numb?

More than a bit!

That's right.

Do you know the auntie dance?

Auntie dance?

Why?

Doing it will soothe the pain.

It's magical!

Come on, start dancing.

No time to waste!

All right.

Once the hairs are burned off...

Braise the trotter and peanuts

together in a pot.

I'll call you back.

What the hell?

Are you possessed?!

I thought you...

It's complicated.

I wanted to clear the air.

I'm not a scum.

Not listening!

Unless it's team business, get lost.

Team business it is.

I think you're a problematic leader.

What are my problems?

There are plenty.

Do you have burn ointment?

Let's sit down and talk.

Have you ever played soccer?

...have not.

Then what makes you an expert?

Only an expert can point out problems?

I don't have time for an outsider's nonsense.

Fine.

I'll cut to the chase.

I'm giving an order as your Grand Uncle.

All right?

Not all right.

In this world,

respect is mut...

Mutual, my ass!

I've been polite up to this point.

Don't...

ugly, and flat as a carpet.

You want to pour your heart out to me?

You think I don't know what you're after?

How could you tell?

You joined the team

to show off,

hit on girls, and play politics.

Screw that!

Disciple of Emei, hear me!

I'm warning you...

No, I'm warning you!

Soccer is my life! S

You want absolute obedience?

Over my dead body!

Then get ready to die!

We'll see who dies first!

8

8

8

Did you call me unwanted waste?

No!

Who told you that?

Jade, don't put that out there.

It'll make things awkward.

He said that?

And you believed him?

I don't want any part of your business.

Blame him for flirting with me.

Don't trash me behind my back!

You really are unwanted waste!

Stop fighting...

Xu Feng...

You shit-stirring bastard!

Calm down.

It's almost kick-off.

Don't fight!

I'll kill you!

Hello, Mr. Chen?

Signal's no good here.

I'll step outside.

Stop right there!

Captain, I got him!

Mr. Chen...

Stop, I'll kill you!

Please, I beg you...

Stop fighting!

Stop for my sake, OK?

How dare you fight in front of your patron?!

Why'd you mess with my captain?

What's going on?

No clue.

The match is starting, quit fighting!

It's time to get on the pitch.

They're changing, almost ready.

What's going on in there?

They're putting on their socks.

Your nose is bleeding.

A dozen beautiful ladies changing...

You get it.

I don't get it.

All you do is pout.

Just say what's pissing you off!

No way!

You ought to know!

If they don't come out, they're disqualified.

I'm on it.

Almost ready.

What's going on in there now?

Makeup.

You know girls...

That's your tooth.

No.

It's a pistachio.

Security, we have a tooth-eating nutjob here.

Get over here.

I quit.

I'm leaving.

Fine!

Walk away like you always do!

Don't bother coming back this time.

You've been pissed at me since I came back.

And you won't say why.

I really have to say it?

We made a vow

to play and dominate the world together.

But you ran off for true love and got married.

I warned you

that he was a dick!

And guess what?

He didn't love you!

Happy now?

I may not be happy...

But at least I loved and lost.

Then go love, why come back?

Because I missed you.

wanted to play soccer with you again

Yes, I screwed up.

And I regret it.

If we can't be besties again...

I'll leave for good.

Stop.

That's enough.

Should I disqualify them?

Who is he?

Mr. Chairman.

His meridians are shattered.

So I saved him.

It...

It was her...

You're too injured to talk now.

Be good.

Attack!

Wall nine!

Quickly!

You go this way!

THE GANGES

Shuang...

Shuang...

Shuang...

Let's get a selfie!

OK, I'll come clean.

It was planned.

I stirred up a feud between you

to bring you closer together.

You take me for an idiot? 10

You really are an idiot.

11号出入口

Put the cleaver down first. 11号出入口

11号出入口

Think about it. 11号出入口

We have shared interests.

I'm only of value if you win.

Why would I hurt you?

Liar!

You wanted revenge!

If you wanted unity, you should've made us talk.

Ten years of talking

wouldn't have solved your grudges.

You needed a proper fight

to sort it out.

The Art of War says,

"When in deadly peril, one will live."

'll give you deadly peril.

11号出入口

You're a coward!

You're wrong.

Dying is easy, but it doesn't solve anything.

To live is to be brave.

The team still has lots of problems.

You'll lose.

To whom?

Pear Blossom and Coral

are highly skilled.

Grand River are 7-time champions!

Pear Blossom and Coral?

I can beat them with my spit!

I'll beat Grand River so hard

that their heads will spin!

Your insecurities have made you an egomaniac.

What's wrong with insecurity?

I'm insecure because I'm an orphan.

My insecurities have taken me this far.

You're amazing.

You're strong.

And you're a great leader.

But breakthroughs

take more than drive.

You need peace.

Shut up!

I'm sorry.

I'll let you off this time.

But if you mess with me again,

I won't let you off easy.

Copy that.

Your next opponents Pear Blossom

have tricks up their sleeves.

Watch your toes' pressure points.

Don't let your weak spot get hit.

You idiot.

It's soccer.

Why would I make my feet vulnerable?

I've moved my weak spot up...

It's OK, spare the stripping.

Strip?!

Just kidding.

I'm an orphan.

You're a rich heiress.

How did we become friends?

Do you remember?

I do.

Hold your stance!

Have some of this.

No, thanks.

Where are your parents?

I don't have parents.

I'm an orphan.

You've got lots of parents.

They're my helpers.

Why aren't you on a playground?

Why are you training here?

Because I like it.

What about you?

I want to be strong, so I won't be abandoned.

Let's play together.

I won't abandon you.

Want to eat this?

Then we'll become besties.

All right, I'll eat some.

You two dummies.

Apologize right now!

What for?

Throw that ball back!

(The Ferocious Footballers)

Ferocious Footballers?

(MACHO HAWKS VS FEROCIOUS FOOTBALLERS)

How about a rematch?

The principles of kung fu

can be applied anywhere.

To prove that...

We have to become

women's football world champions.

Grand Uncle's taking photos!

Stop!

He fell into the latrine!

Have a shower, Grand Uncle!

Have a lollipop, Grand Uncle.

Grand Uncle was such a dope then.

Now he's a sly fox.

I bet not even Grandmaster knows his true nature.

I wanted to kill him yesterday.

And you were in love with him?

How'd he charm you?

It was my fault.

To become world champion,

I gave everything.

Now I'm nearly 40.

Looking back, I realize

I've never been on a date...

Never held someone's hand...

But you've never been cheated on...

Never gone through a divorce...

And the messy crap that come with it.

At least you loved and lost.

I used to resent you.

But I admired you, too.

You could love someone unreservedly.

That took real courage.

You're the brave one.

Withstanding loneliness...

That's real strength.

You don't have to comfort me.

Anyway...

You still have me.

What's this?

You said you've never held hands.

Take your pick of the litter.

That's a hell of a litter.

I was in a rush.

Just make do.

They're too hot to handle!

Don't hold back, you can do as you please with them.

Don't mind if I do.

I'll kill you all!

How many goals do we want?

As many as we want.

Until the scoreboard runs out of space.

Out of space!

Heard that?

Yes!

Til the scoreboard runs out of space.

No, it's fighting spirit!

Dimwits.

I don't play to win.

Say what?

Come again?

I said...

I don't play to win.

Then why do you play?

I play to play.

You play to play?

What a load of crap!

Troll!

Let it go...

No.

This girl

either gives the silent treatment or talk back.

Take your uniform off.

Notify the officials of a roster change.

Take her name off!

Take off your uniform, you're fired.

How dare you!

Come and take me on.

I'll beat you to death.

That's enough...

Come on.

Let's get on the pitch.

(ΕΜΕΙ VS PEAR BLOSSOM)

Watch your weak spots, they may use sneak attacks.

What are you doing?

What's your problem?

What are you doing?

She's way too close.

She's so close she can smell my hair.

It's not funny!

She didn't mean it.

I'm all right.

You're all right?

Yes.

OK!

Don't do this again.

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

Watch your back.

8

You too.

What kind of ref are you?! - Stop!

- Diving! - Stop!

Emei's inner power is strong.

But every fighter has a weak spot.

When it's hit, their qi is reversed.

They'll lose their power.

You're a piece of work!

Xu Feng, you pond scum!

I should've let you drown in shit!

Come here!

No.

I've been dying to say this.

What kind of a ref are you?!

Can't you see she's hurt?

A yellow, huh?

I love yellow.

Bring it!

Give me a red if you dare.

- Bring it! - My weak spot is hit.

The team's counting on you, hang in there!

OK?

Promise me.

Are you OK, Captain?

Oh no, your weak spot's been hurt.

I'll fix you!

40

The bruising is cleared.

She'll be fine after taking medicine.

But for the rest of the day,

she can't exert her power.

Get moving!

My takeout's getting cold.

Bitch.

What'd you say?

Bitch.

Say that again.

Slut.

Jade.

What's going on?

Unwanted bitch.

The "T" is silent.

You hear me?

You hear me?

Get it right!

One kick per error!

Don't...

Gimme that red card.

Calm down...

Think you'll get past me?

Yay!

My face...

It hurts here...

It hurts...

It hurts...

It hurts...

It hurts everywhere...

It hurts...

Yes!

No.

I need to play.

No, you're done for.

Captain, let us play.

That's right!

You're not ready!

Move it...

Get going...

Loony, mark her!

11

Team Emei

got killed out there.

Your Grand Uncle became a turncoat.

How will you deal with it?

Look at that devious grin.

Sorry.

I need to focus on mahjong, I can't get distracted anymore.

East.

I win! 3 points.

You said you'd focus, but you still lost.

Losing less is winning.

I could've had a self-draw full flush!

I know.

Grandmaster, how could you?

Impressive.

This is "retreating to advance".

Lose the battle to win the war.

What a move! 3 points, right?

Why'd you lock yourself in?

Why'd you lock yourself in?

We can still advance with 1 loss in group stage.

Why are you beating yourself up?

We may face Pear Blossom in the semis.

We'll get our revenge.

Hey!

Come out.

I know you didn't mean to leak our secret.

If we lose, we lose together!

This was my fault.

He laid a trap, and I jumped into it.

Actually, it was my fault, too.

Damn right, how will you make it up?

I'll down this bottle of medicinal wine.

I still need that!

I'm sorry...

I don't even know why...

Seeing their eyes threw me off my game.

It's like I was bewitched.

I felt that, too.

I caught it, too.

So did I.

Maybe we were cursed.

Let's do a de-vibing ritual.

Mr. Chairman has such foresight.

He's already in a Taoist robe.

Let us begin!

You yokel, this is no robe.

It's this season's Giogio Piano.

You can be ignorant about fashion.

But that's no excuse

for losing!

It's not an excuse.

We lost because Xu Feng lied to our captain.

That bastard is the culprit.

I'll chop him in 18 pieces!

Who are you chopping?

Sorry, I didn't mean that.

I came to see the captain.

You've got some nerve.

Xu Feng, I'll kill you!

Why did you betray our captain?!

88, chill.

You're here?

Then who's this?

That's Mr. Chairman.

You're not recovered. Think you can fight me?

When it comes to kung fu,

even your Grandmaster calls me master.

Think you can take me?

I have an idea.

Let me try.

Here we go!

Is it shattered?

Not yet.

Is it shattered now?

Not yet, but...

It still hasn't shattered?

Not yet.

But Mr. Chairman has...

The jar's shattered. I'm fine.

I've saved our chairman!

Mr. Chairman!

You traitor!

You betrayed Emei!

They made an offer I couldn't refuse.

Your Grandmaster can't afford me.

When she's out of seclusion,

she'll expel you!

Why wait?

I've expelled myself.

Grand Uncle.

Forgive her.

You're from the same sect.

That's exactly why I came

to teach her a lesson.

Treat your elders with respect.

Win on the high road.

You used a dirty trick to beat me.

How high was that road?!

What's a "dirty" trick?

A winning trick is a good trick.

Here's your dictionary!

(LOSE)

(LOSE)

How about a wager?

If I win the next match,

you'll kneel in front of me and take 3 slaps!

And if you lose again?

If I lose again,

I'll never touch snacks and sweets.

No, captain!

That's brutal.

Deal!

You take me for an idiot?!

Dream on!

If you lose again,

I'll be the one slapping you!

Fine!

Just so you know,

I'm trained in Iron Palm.

And I mastered Buddha's Palm.

Bring it on.

You got it.

Girls.

As your captain,

I'm sorry I made you worried.

We'll kick Xu Feng's ass

and take the championship!

Take the championship!

Take the championship!

Take it...

If they meet Pear Blossom again, will you win a rematch?

No

Are their dirty tactics really that effective?

It's not just dirty tactics.

It's top-notch psychological warfare.

Shuang's must-win mentality

is s ate әрnop -рәбрәПирлома

When she's down and out,

it becomes crushing pressure.

Emei's weakness

isn't their body's weak spot.

It's their emotional intelligence.

Are they doomed to lose?

May the gods help them.

I hope they'll take that first step.

What's their first step?

Beat Team Coral.

I win!

Pong!

1 point win!

What's your opinion on Emei team

for your next match?

Our main target is the Grand River.

The Emei does have potential.

So we are looking forward to our match with them.

Compared to you,

their strength is really far behind.

Exactly.

Actually, Team Emei

don't rely on physical strength.

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They use qi. 体坛在线

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Qi?

I don't give a shit.

Human strength is based on science.

Anyway...

Let me send them a message.

They're at their training camp now.

What do you want to tell them?

I don't need to say anything.

What the hell was that?

Beats me.

Looked like a soccer ball!

Holy crap.

Team Coral just kicked a ball to us

on live TV!

Yeah, right.

No way.

That's miles away.

It'll take forever on the subway.

What the...

Is that it?

It really is!

It's over 1,000 meters high.

Gravity will speed up the ball.

A ball barely a pound

will hit with a ton of force!

I ain't scared, I'll kick the ball back!

Well said!

Jade!

You're up!

I didn't say that.

Then who did?

Stop pointing fingers.

Someone kick the ball back!

Shut up and run!

The captain is drawing a new formation.

Snelll be ready soon

Without aiming for absolute victory,

what's the point of playing?

The word "lose"

isn't in my dictionary!

I play to play.

You play to play?

What a load of crap!

Troll!

Seems you've figured it out.

I'm playing the reserves.

How many of them?

All of them.

And the starters?

Benched.

Including you and me.

I know.

It's a huge risk.

Who cares?

We have to try.

We need to get Snowy back.

She's our main striker.

There's no team without her.

Snowy will probably ghost you.

If she swears at you,

can you hold back?

That's too much.

I can't accept that.

You dish out plenty yourself.

Ridiculous.

I'm captain and coach.

Isn't it wrong to be tough?

Do you want Snowy back or not?

Yes!

Then forget right and wrong.

Prepare to face the biggest humiliation of your life.

Snowy.

Had dinner yet?

I mean...

Right?

We should talk...

Right?

Maybe there's a chance...

I mean...

How do I put it...

Y'know...

You get it?

Like...

Captain.

Can I come back?

Please?

Sure thing.

Thanks, captain.

Maybe one day,

I can play in a match.

That's what I'm thinking.

Really?

That's great.

I'm sorry, captain.

I'm not good with words.

But all your words

are taken to heart.

I'm off to practice, then.

What's wrong?

Snowy.

I've treated you badly.

I'm really...

I'm sorry.

No, captain.

You've been good to me.

Don't say that.

You have to seize this chance.

I will.

But...

I'll be nervous about playing for the first time.

That's normal.

But I throw up when I'm nervous.

You're such a joker.

She was serious.

She's choking.

Maybe it's food poisoning.

Choking can lead to a meltdown.

Like Chusan's?

Don't cry, it's OK...

But for her,

it's happy tears.

It's not a meltdown.

And Hao? That's a meltdown, right?

Don't be nervous...

She's just swatting mosquitos.

Look.

I don't see a thing.

They're not even playing their starters.

Just these worthless players.

It's not fun at all.

The quarterfinal is an elimination game.

I don't believe they'll use worthless players.

Today will definitely be fun.

We should cheer them on.

We should

Get your shit together!

I'll kill you all!

(CORAL VS EMEI)

Go.

Crap!

Should we help them?

Look at the captain who kicked her.

Hao's fine

Look at Snowy

and Chusan's gazes.

They're about to blossom.

Chusan is fast!

Does she run on jet fuel?

So fast!

Stop her!

Hao's Golden Bell Shield

can even stop an atomic bomb!

After our defeat, I realized

the whole team, including me,

can't handle pressure

When we're behind, we fall apart.

We need to reset ourselves.

I plan to

put in our reserves.

But they have zero experience.

You said that they lack a winning mindset.

That winning mindset

is both motivation and pressure.

Losing isn't scary.

I had to lose

to realize my flaws.

Snowy also reminded me

Athat thait we should play al 垢

that we should play

just to play.

We're about to face the real pros.

We need to learn one thing:

Relax.

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What?

Hey!

You cannot do that!

That Flying Fairy is insane!

No one can stop it! No one!

Unstoppable!

(娥眉队上半场珊瑚队)

Again?!

Stop her!

(娥眉队下半场珊瑚队)

My god!

We won...

Grandmaster.

Your reserve players are beasts.

Team Pear Blossom are through.

Here's your shot at revenge!

Grand River are in the finals already!

If you beat them, it'd really bring glory to Emei!

Dinner's on you if you win.

No doubt about that.

But what I want to know now is...

What happens if they lose?

I told you not to mess with me!

Kneel!

Now you'll see who dies first.

(EMEI VS PEAR BLOSSOM)

Their new lineup is strong.

No wonder their captain is sitting out.

So what?

We're not competing over skills.

That's true!

Ref! She hit me!

- Are you OK? - I'm fine.

I'm all right...

Wait, no...

Are you OK?

What the hell!

They're ambushing our players, where's their honor?

My back hurts!

So does my wrist!

Is that ref blind?!

That's a terrible performance!

To perform pain...

Internalize the external

then externalize. (An Actor Prepares

Try it again. (An Actor Prepares

Try it again.

More.

Don't smile.

Excellent!

Good!

These contacts are great!

Send me the link.

What's wrong with you? Are you insane?!

Take it back.

Not even the contacts worked!

They didn't take the bait!

Looks like they have no mental pressure today.

Then we have no choice.

We have to show what we got.

From now on

Play for real.

Damn it!

Don't be scared! Go!

That hurts!

Suck it up!

-Suck it up! Fight back!

I'm impressed. Good game.

Thank you.

Keep it up.

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you all right?

Don't...

Two slaps to go.

Wait.

Kneel.

Put your back into it.

One more.

To making the finals!

Captain.

Why didn't you throw the third slap?

If I did...

He'd be dead, I'd be in jail.

I'm not that dumb.

How wise!

Cheers!

Cheers, captain!

That's spicy.

You could've killed him,

but you chose not to.

That's true power.

You get me.

Come to think of it...

When he screws us over, we get stronger.

It's like he accidentally helped us.

That's too much a coincidence.

I could be wrong...

But could it be on purpose?

Captain, your beef's done.

Is it possible?

It was planned.

I stirred up a feud between you

to bring you closer together

You take me for an idiot?

The team still has lots of problems.

You'll lose.

Breakthroughs take more than drive.

You need peace.

Shut up.

I'm sorry.

He wanted to help, but I didn't listen.

He had to make me lose

so I could see my own flaws.

I'm so moved, Shuang.

You've finally grown. 1

So...

You two were in cahoots?

I didn't want to lie.

But to help you change,

he said it was the only way.

And it's proven to work.

Grand Uncle, you...

Hands off!

Shuang...

Your Iron Palm is quite something.

That's flattering...

I'm sorry.

So am I.

But to carry out Grandmaster's orders,

I put you all through a lot.

Sorry, Grand Uncle.

Those slaps mean I've fulfilled my...

...mission.

I don't feel hurt, I feel proud!

Excuse me.

But Shuang...

What kind of Iron Palm did you learn?

Why am I drooling nonstop?

Drool?

Normally, you shouldn't...

...be drooling...

Sorry, I need the bathroom.

So do I.

Me too....

Grandmaster!

You built joy

on someone else's pain.

You think that's right?

I'm sorry.

It was my fault.

I've made you all worried.

I'm ashamed.

All the greats grow through hardship.

Tell me, Shuang...

What does it take to be great?

Take the wins, accept the losses.

20 years of training has led to tomorrow.

But a word to the wise...

Team Grand River's power is unimaginable.

How do you plan to handle them?

I'll start with a proper meal.

Followed by Karaoke.

Get a nice soak and some beauty sleep.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Grandmaster.

This process

has taught me a lot.

There was pain.

But with pain comes growth.

I still have a long way to go,

but I believe

in the days ahead....

One sec, I need the restroom.

I'll take you.

I'll help you.

Me too....

Grandmaster's medicine worked like magic.

My swelling's almost gone.

Should've used it earlier.

Actually...

The swelling

gave you character.

Really?

Punch me again and bring it back.

I have a question.

Why didn't you throw

that third slap?

Are you into me at all?

No way!

Well, I'm into you.

For the last 10 years,

I've carried your photo with me.

Grand Uncle's taking photos of us!

Stop!

He fell into the latrine!

I've loved you since I was little.

Gotta go!

(FINALS)

(GRAND RIVER VS EMEI)

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20

8

I'm seeing things.

So am I.

We must've drank too much last night.

I didn't drink. 10

Team Grand River's power is unimaginable.

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How do you plan to handle them?

That power is over the top.

They're just warming up.

Should we go easy?

We don't want to kill anyone.

Don't underestimate them.

5,000 years of Chinese martial arts is unfathomable.

They're too fast.

They're like cheetahs.

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Swift as the wind.

Steady as the forest.

Fierce as fire.

Immovable as mountains.

They've reached peak invincibility.

High arc, heavy drop!

Watch out!

Watch their corner kick setup!

Eyes on the far side.

Watch the cannon shot.

There's no setup.

They're going for the shot.

The Tiger Shot!

Can you handle it?

I got it!

The legendary Golden Bell Shield.

Hao's nailing it.

The Tiger Shot is powerful,

but the Golden Bell holds up.

Come on.

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

The Tiger Shot pierces through the body.

The second burst goes straight to the core.

It penetrates spirit shields.

(大河队半场完娥眉队)

Grandmaster.

Seems like they've met their match.

That's right.

Then how do we win?

With will power and mindset.

They're like rabbits being chased by a tiger.

They must be terrified.

I wonder what petrified rabbits would do.

I can't wait to find out.

(Team Emei Changing Room)

In martial arts, nothing is mightier than speed.

How will you win if you're not fast enough?

We're not trying to be fast.

We're going to be slow.

It'll disrupt their rhythm

and crush their confdience.

Go!

It didn't work!

We're screwed.

Relax.

We still have Sisi.

The Eight Trigrams & Five Elements has soft palms

and hard palms.

They can counter the Tiger Shot.

That's not a Tiger Shot!

We're not one-trick ponies.

Animals freeze when they're afraid.

The body stiffens, the mind blanks.

Up against the Phantom Mirage Shot...

No one is immune.

Look at them!

Stay calm.

She just tumed stiff.

It won't kill her.

But we're down 2-0.

They're not down for the count.

Let her go in.

Wrong way. It's that way.

- Sorry. What the hell!

Here we are.

Their keeper seems to have vision impairment.

She's blind as a bat!

Nice catch!

Great catch!

Team Emei is truly...

A team of hidden talents.

What the eyes see are illusions.

Their lethal moves are paper tigers.

It's time to fight back!

Goal! We got this!

They faced the Tiger Shot head-on

and sent it back with double the power.

What's wrong with you?!

That was expected.

Such drama queens.

Time's running out.

Their 3 strikers are down.

How will they turn it around?

We have one heavy hitter left.

Loony, our Thunder Leg.

She has split personality.

There's a Mr. Hyde hidden inside her

who has mastered the Thunder Leg.

She's even stronger than Shuang.

But when her scummy ex dumped her,

that wild side never appeared again.

We have to bring Thunder Leg back.

I can't imagine losing you.

Let me take care of you.

I'm broke, I gave you everything.

Then go earn some more!

You promised to look after me!

I can't look after you without your money!

2-2! We're tied!

We've hit the jackpot!

We're in the money!

Amazing!

Don't be a drama queen.

It was expected.

What's wrong with you?

(大河队下半场娥眉队)

Loony is down.

That move drains everything.

She can only use it once.

Can we still win?

For sure.

Their keeper is down, too.

Captain has a fractured leg.

Jade's neck is dislocated.

3 minutes left.

We need one more goal to win.

But our strikers are done.

We'll have to count on the others.

As long as their keeper stays down,

we still have a shot.

You're a cutie.

What's your name?

I'm Aman.

Please hang in there.

I will.

Aman!

Stop them with your life!

Don't go down again!

I won't!

Huddle!

Bring it on!

Come on!

Block them!

Go for it!

Block her.

Don't let her through!

Go!

Captain!

Is that...?

It's a trap!

Aman!

We win!

We win!

Good game.

You, too.

I'm truly impressed.

We won!

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Emei...

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(冠军)

Congratulations. FINAL

Thank you.

You were amazing.

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Chinese kung fu is the best!

we have to become

women's football world champions.

We'll be champions!

Shuang and Jade

dragged the others to play football.

They're even playing tournaments.

Aren't they out of line?

It's a good thing.

Let them play.

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Come on!

One, two, three!

Let's get a team photo!

They're pretty good

They've got a few tricks.

Big Brother.

What do you think?

Let's play a match with them.