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Didn't hear you come in.

Doing that yoga stuff again?

Yeah, yeah.

So, why don't you come join me? I mean, you haven't probably stretched out in a

while now, have you?

I don't think I need that.

Really? Yeah, I'm only 21.

You're right, but I think everybody needs to get a daily stretch because

it's going to help your growth hormone at your age, and it's probably going to

lower your cortisol, so that's probably going to make you a lot less stressed

and a lot more zen.

I know you're not doing anything right now. Why don't you just, you know, hop

on the mat?

No, thanks. I think that's more for you. I'm not stressed.

All right.

Well, have you talked to your mom lately?

No, I haven't.

I'm not sure where she is.

You haven't talked to her either, so I hope she's okay.

Yeah, I think she's fine. I'll give her a call.

Okay. Well, if you want to come join me on the mat, feel free. I'll be out here.

Yeah, thanks.

Okay.

Don't say I didn't offer you nothing.

Yeah, I just got home.

Where you at?

What?

So you're not coming home anytime soon?

Are you kidding me?

Hey, who you talking to?

Alright, I gotta go. I'll see you later.

That was Mom.

Oh, really?

What's she doing?

She's pissed off.

Really? She left for work this morning and saw that you didn't clear your

browser history on your laptop.

My browser history?

She found you on some porn websites.

Oh, yeah.

Um, funny story. I actually, uh, I just go to those porn sites to get my time

and my weather updates in the morning. Right. It's really convenient.

You guys have only been married about two years.

And she complains to me all the time, which is none of my business, that you

don't ever sleep with her.

But you're on the porn sites, like... I

don't really know how to say that.

It's a really shitty thing for a stepdad to do.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You think maybe you could help me delete this stuff off the browsing history?

Sure, whatever.

Okay, thank you.

Alrighty, let's see what you got here.

Ah, that's interesting.

Delete. Yeah.

What kink is this called again?

That one, that's, um, what's that called?

It's, um, pissing.

Delete.

Okay. What is this?

Only hookups? Yeah.

That one doesn't look too bad, actually.

I mean, if I was watching porn, I think I'd be into it.

Really? If you were watching porn, you'd be into this?

Yeah, I mean, a younger girl, older guy.

It's a good dynamic.

Oh, you like that sort of thing?

Yeah, it's pretty hot.

I bet your mom wouldn't think that.

Yeah, she's not here.

You're right, she isn't.

What was that for?

I think we need to get a new...

probably shouldn't be doing this your mom

Thank you.

God bless you.

I can't believe mom doesn't like the stick.

Yeah, she does, but I just like watching porn a lot.

Oh, I've actually been

fantasizing about fucking you.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, as well as watching that family hookup stuff.

Oh, you're just so sexy, I can't help it.

Your body's so tall.

And your smile's so pretty.

Oh my God.

And now I know how tight your pussy is.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna have to start doing this more often.

Oh.

We do need that yoga.

I bet mom can't do this anymore

We've got a mess to clean up. Yeah, we do.

We should do it before mom gets home.

I think that's a good idea.

Yeah. Maybe some yoga?

Yeah, why not? I'm kidding. Oh. I'm not doing that. Cool. I'll do it by myself

then. Alright. Alright.

This is fun.

Yeah. Maybe we can do it again.