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Uh, Keisha?

Let me ask you a question.

What happened with the massage school and the money I gave you and starting

the business and those things?

Well, Daddy, I started the business and everything, but you're not gonna like

it.

You don't have to call me Daddy. I mean, I'm your stepfather, but... So what am I

not gonna like? I'll show you.

I'm ready, Daddy.

This is the massage I was telling you about.

Where's the table?

I need someone to try it on.

Imagine what mommy would think if she walked in.

With my body all over yours.

I may need to practice on you a little bit more though.

Why are you fucking your daughter?

It's so bad in here.

But I like you so much.

You feel so fucking good in here.

Hey, man.

Yeah, it's me. I'm at your place. Where you at?

Fuck,

man. You're gonna be a couple hours?

I need to pick that stuff up.

Oh. Oh, okay.

There's a key under the mat.

You sure it's cool if I just go on inside and grab it?

Alright, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, man. Alright, I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

Tell me where you put it. I guess I can just fucking call him.

Daddy, daddy, daddy!

I'm ready.

Gross. Ew, Uncle Eric, what the fuck are you doing in here?

Keisha!

What are you doing dressed like that?

Especially for your daddy.

Where'd you go?

Get up here in your bedroom?

There you are.

What are you doing in here?

Well, I just came by to pick up a package.

I mean, your dad ordered some automotive parts for me.

What are you doing greeting him like that?

I started my own massage business thing.

It's Japanese.

It's Japanese, but you're...

Why are you even looking at me right now? I'm not wearing clothes.

I noticed that when you came bouncing on out there to meet your daddy.

So, uh, what exactly did you have planned?

Well, I was gonna show him how I do my massages.

You were gonna show him how you do your massages?

Dressed like this?

You're so fucking creepy, dude.

Yes, just like this. This is how we do the massage. It's the technique.

Oh, I guess you're kind of recorded too, huh?

So, uh, I mean, he's not going to be home for a few hours. Maybe you could

show me how you do it.

No, it's not the kind of massage that you think it is, Uncle Eric.

Oh, it's not.

You can do it with my brother, but you can't. You can't do it with me.

I mean, I'm sure it's not a big deal. I'm sure I'll learn about it. I'm sure

your mom knows about it and stuff like that. We'll probably talk about it at

dinner one time or something. No, my mom, see, no, she can't know that I'm

doing this kind of technique.

Really? What kind of technique is it?

I mean, it sounds intriguing to me.

You're too creepy for this kind of massage.

You know, you're probably right.

It's probably better that you and your daddy have these special moments.

I guess I'll just go.

I'm sure, you know, your mom's good with it. I'm good with it. He's good with it.

Everybody's good with it. I mean, it's no big deal. I should just probably

leave, right? No, no, no, no, no.

She can't know about it. Like, seriously, Uncle Eric, please.

Okay.

I mean...

I don't see a massage table or anything like that. What kind of massage is it?

It's a body-to-body massage, okay?

Really? A body-to-body massage?

Yes, on this bed.

I mean, doesn't this get caught on people? I mean, wouldn't that rub people

the wrong way if it's body-to-body?

It's nude.

You don't wear clothes when you do this kind of massage. It's nude.

This gets better and better.

I mean, so you're nude. I mean, you've obviously done this before. This isn't

the first time, otherwise you wouldn't be recording it.

Um, so, uh... Yeah, uh... How do we get this started?

Should I just go ahead and get undressed and you can get dressed?

That how it works?

Take your clothes off.

What's that?

Yeah.

You're all grown up there, aren't you?

Need help with those shoes?

Just stop talking.

And I just lay face up, face down.

Yeah, you are all grown up, aren't you?

Yep.

Oh my gosh, you're so good.

Hmm.

Feels nice.

Yeah, my hands are pretty magical.

I bet they are.

I bet you got more than hands. Alright, part of this is not talking.

Just relax.

Wonder, I kind of bet you did a lot of talking with your daddy.

That's neither here nor there.

Well, I bet you it was here both times.

Okay. The gel's nice and cool.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's warm.

Yeah.

You know what invented this technique?

It started in Japan.

Really?

Japanese. Oh, yeah.

That sounds... Uh-huh.

Reminds me of when we used to play Twister in the family reunion.

So nice.

I don't know. You're so fucking creepy.

You have such soft skin.

Just

like

the good old days of the slip and slide in the front yard.

Not exactly.

Not exactly.

That's for sure.

Oh, yeah.

You definitely passed the flying colors for your massage tool, that's for sure.

Yeah, well, you paid a lot of money for it.

Daddy pays for a lot of things.

But I mean, I guess that's okay. You're paying him back for these massages,

right?

I sure am.

Hmm. You know... I bet you and your mother would probably be really

good as a doubles act with this.

Close.

You know, our... It's all slick and smooth.

Maybe I could help her out and introduce her to it.

I mean, you would mind, would you?

Why? You're the creepiest fucking uncle there could possibly be.

Shh. Don't say things like that. It could ruin the video.

That's so nice.

This just gets better and better.

Oh,

growing

up.

Uncle Eric, your pecs are so huge.

Oh, so are yours.

Yeah. Whoa.

You know,

I mean, the massage is nice and all, but even I've been on the internet.

I know where this goes.

Come on, I mean, it's good enough for my brother. It should be good enough for

me, right?

I mean, or we could just discuss this at the next family reunion. I mean,

whatever you'd like to do.

There we go.

And hey, hey, hey, just so it's not weird, I mean, if you want to call me

daddy just to make it easier for you, you can.

I'm never fucking calling you daddy.

You're not my daddy.

Okay. There we go. Oh, there we go.

Mm-hmm.

Why are you so fucking good at being creepy?

We all have our special talents.

Obviously, I'm finding out what yours are.

Just like my brother did, I'm sure.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Must have sucked a lot of dicks back in the school.

How did you know?

Just a lucky guess.

Let's go ahead and get to the next part. Come on.

What next part? I'm not fucking you.

Oh yeah, I think you are.

I mean, let's just keep it in the family. Come on.

There we go.

Oh my god.

Yeah, if you don't want to call me daddy, you know, why don't you just say

fuck me, Uncle Eric?

No fucking way.

Come on.

Say fuck me, Uncle Eric.

Now somebody's being a team player, aren't they?

Creepy ass uncle here.

Uh huh.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.

Uh, no.

Why don't you look at the camera and say, look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle

Eric. Come on. Look, Daddy, I'm

fucking Uncle Eric.

Come on, girl.

They always like it, don't they? My daddy likes it.

I bet he does.

I bet he does.

I'm looking for a cover.

Do you have to be a regular on your books?

Week after week?

I'm going to shoot it all over those pretty little tits.

Yeah? Do you want to keep your uncle hair and paint those tits on?

Yeah? Yeah?

Let me see.

My fucking titties, you nasty old fucking creepy uncle.

Yeah. Creepy ass uncle Eric.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Mmm!

Look at how nasty you are getting off on me. Mmm!

Fucking gross.

Oh!

Oh!

Uh-huh.

Oh.

You know what I think would be such a great idea for us to do?

Me and your daddy would have tag-teamed you together.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Fucking creep.