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Veronica!

Veronica, are you awake?

I need the car keys.

Where are they at?

What time is it, honey?

It's like, uh...

It's really late, actually. I don't know why you've been sleeping so long. It's

so loud.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just need the car keys.

You need the car keys. Did you leave something in the car? Yeah, I was going

to go to the beach with my friends, you know, check out some chicks.

What? Yeah.

Girls?

You like girls?

Uh-huh.

Your father and I were starting to worry about you.

Don't worry about me. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. You never bring any girls over, honey. Well, yeah, I sneak

them in.

Excuse me, speaking of girls. Talking out again, yeah.

Oh, gosh.

But yeah, I like all girls, you know.

Yeah? You do?

Mm-hmm. Girls at the beach?

Yeah. Oh, I remember back in the day with my first husband.

I met him at the beach.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I still have my tan lines, you know. I like to keep them.

Okay. I know you've noticed.

Oh, yeah, I mean... Oh, yeah, you like the tan lights on the girls? I can see

why Dad keeps you around, yeah. Yeah, yeah, well, you know.

The new flavor for the last how many years?

It's been, what, two?

You've gotten big.

Yeah. You have grown.

You're just a fine, fine young man now, aren't ya? Yeah.

Oh, so firm and... So what did you need?

I needed the keys.

But it looks like I'm going to have to do more than just that.

Oh, you want the keys so you can go to the beach?

How long are you going to be gone?

Probably, I don't know, two, three hours. Can I make you a sandwich first?

You need some food before you go out there and chase all the girls.

So here's what I'm going to do, honey.

Look, if you're going to be looking at girls in bikinis, this is more than

bikinis. I guess so, yeah. Yeah, you know. I believe in the European way.

You should be comfortable with a human body.

I am.

I mean, you should... I mean, I am.

You should take off your shirt.

What? Let me see you without your shirt on.

What are you... Yeah, why not? Come on, you run around without your shirt on in

front of me at the pool? Look.

Just relax a little. How are you going to pick up any girls? You never bring

any girls over, and it's probably because you're too uptight. You should

take off your shirt. All right, all right, all right. But you can have a

conversation with your stepmom here and there. All right, all right, all right.

In my... I'll have a conversation with you. My larger-than-a-bikini underwear.

Okay, the shirt is off. Yes, okay, all right.

And you should take off your socks.

My socks?

Yeah, it's just like you never talk to a girl. I know, I know. I shouldn't have

socks in the bed anyway. It's just dorky. It's just dorky. It's just not

cool. Okay, see that thing that you're doing right there?

Oh, I'm having a hard time. You should practice with me. You're looking a

little awkward.

Well, maybe I'd feel a lot better if you took your top off. Oh! I mean, they're

just kind of in my face.

How old are you right now?

I'm old enough, yeah.

Don't you turn 26 this year?

Yeah, something like that.

Have you ever seen...

No, but you but you know for the past couple of years. I've always I mean who

wouldn't yeah?

You want to see?

It's natural okay.

You said European so absolutely Wow, what do you think they are

good? Oh, you want to talk to me? What let's just get a little weird Just

figured I'd ask

Wow Yeah, like you're decisive about it crap, I've done this a couple times

yeah, I wouldn't have known these are just really nice I have

you just are always asleep Why

don't you show me

What are you capable of?

What are you talking about?

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree there.

I mean, your tits are out and things.

Does that excite you?

Maybe a little.

What if dad comes home, though?

He's not going to be home until tonight.

Oh, my God.

Wow. That's even bigger than your dad's.

What? Wow.

What are you doing?

What do you think?

Oh, shit.

Holy shit.

I wouldn't want you to go picking up on girls all too horny and desperate.

Oh,

look.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know if those girls that you've been playing with know how to treat a

cockroach, do they?

Not like this.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it's the best.

You know what makes me better than the rest?

I'll make you a nice sandwich after this. Oh, fuck yeah.

Thank you.

balls and shoot all over me.

When I'm done with you, I don't think you're gonna have any energy left to go

down.

this

You like that cock? Yes, I do.

You like that cock?

Fucking your stuff, mommy.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fucking titties. I'm gonna take that.

I'm gonna slap it right clean with those fucking balls.

Yeah, you like titties. You won't do that to me.

It's looking dark.

Oh my god,

you'd like to fuck me back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Who knew you were fucking super?

Who knew you were super?

Yes, yes, yes

I think you were right.

I'm not gonna be able to go anywhere now. I need a sandwich, honey.

Yeah, that'd be great.

And a bath and a nap. Uh-huh. It takes good care of you.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'll take care of you, that's for sure. Oh, dear, you fucking fixed what was

bothering me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. One more, just for the road.

Are you trying to stay at home all the time?