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Yeah. Can I get in?

Sure.

Good morning.

Oh, hi.

Morning, so.

Good morning.

Well, listen, today I want to teach you more about the birds and the bees.

Yeah. So listen, when a man... So when you're naked?

Sorry. A woman... Just listen.

I am going to show you.

But you've got to start understanding it's just that when a man likes a woman,

they have sex.

Right. There's, you know, all kinds of ways to do it. And I just want to show

you what that is today.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

So listen, why don't you just come on over here.

And we'll get your penis out.

Okay.

So, sex is something that is really good

to do when you like someone a lot.

Now, I'm just your stepmom, so today I'm just going to show you what it is so you

know what to do when you find someone you really like, okay?

Okay. Okay.

So, um, it's fine to put it in the mouth, but that's just oral sex.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Maybe this is in your mouth, that one.

Oh.

Wow, it feels... kind of funny.

Well, it should feel good. It does.

Oh, yeah.

It does.

And it's fine to put your penis between the tits. Oh, wow. But that's just titty

sex.

Okay.

I didn't even know about that.

Yes, this is just a fine thing to do, because it feels nice.

Oh, it does.

That's not really real sex, okay?

Okay. But this is not really real sex either.

Yeah, okay.

What's real sex, then, Mom?

This, sweetie.

Oh.

Your butt?

You'll see.

There's a hole on my front bottom.

What'd you put on my penis?

That's just some lube, sweetie.

Oh, okay.

What am I supposed to do?

Write your penis at my hole.

At your hole?

Right there, right?

Oh. Well, sweetie, now, this is also called butt sex.

Yeah, I see your butt.

Yeah, so this is actually not the right hole either.

What? Yeah, this is my butthole.

That's not the correct sex hole either.

What do you mean?

This is like too far back. I was thinking my front bottom hole is

where's the one.

Do you understand your front bottom?

Yeah, so up here, this is the right hole.

Whoa. Right there.

See,

you leave that back hole totally alone.

Wow,

it's a good thing you showed me that step.

So this is the right hole.

This is the sex hole, honey.

This feels good, too.

I don't really understand.

That other hole felt good.

I'm going to just show you again the wrong hole and the right hole, okay?

Okay.

It doesn't matter which one you like better. There's just a right one and a

wrong one, okay?

Okay.

Which is which?

Now. I want you to get to know the wrong one so you can do the right thing.

Well, I don't know how to put it.

What am I supposed to do?

Look,

you got it in the right hole, honey.

I got it in the hole?

Yeah, so you just wiggled it around.

So this is the wrong hole?

No, this is the right one.

This is the right hole.

Oh, I see.

And this is the wrong one back here. Which one?

This one.

Oh.

This is the wrong one, honey.

I don't, I feel, I can't really tell the difference.

Oh. Well, try.

Oh. Just try.

Well, I gotta try it.

It feels good, though.

Well, now, just because it feels good doesn't mean it's the right place to put

your penis, sweetie.

Now, this is my butthole and not my vagina.

Oh, that's your butthole? That's where the butthole is, yes.

Let me try again.

Well, honey, maybe you're just going to have easier time from the front.

Okay, sure.

What do I do?

Okay.

and just try get it in there i can't see any of the holes now okay

i'm just gonna climb on there with the right hole okay in place oh yeah

oh that's cool

and this is the way put it in the pussy

okay yeah now

Okay. You got it from that side. Now we'll try it from this side. Okay.

Skip the bell and go forward from there.

That's my pussy.

That's my pussy.

That's it, honey.

That's it, mom's pussy.

There you go.

That's the right hole.

That's the right hole.

Mom, that's got it.

You got it now.

i slipped out here come back again okay all right i

keep slipping out oh well i mean now sweetie i'm sorry

but listen you got it in the wrong hole again oh is it the wrong hole again yeah

yeah oh you did you really did it let me try again

It goes right in there.

Oh, shoot, honey.

Shoot.

Well, why don't you put up? Let's try it from a different angle. We can come back

to this one later.

Okay. But maybe it's just confusing with my butt there and your face and

everything, you know? That's good.

Okay.

Okay. Try it from this way.

Oh, wow.

There's a right hole and a wrong hole, okay?

Just trying to find that happy place.

Look.

Okay.

Looks like a right hole.

Oh, you did it.

You did it.

Oh, wow. That's my pussy.

Oh, really?

Let's get it.

Yes.

Oh, that wasn't too bad.

It wasn't too hard, really.

Oh, right.

Oh, oops, I slipped.

Oh, yeah.

Right in there.

Now, sweetie, do you notice anything about which hole you're in?

No, what?

What? Did I get the wrong hole?

Yeah.

Oh.

You were doing so good.

Wrong one.

You just got it in wrong again.

Okay, well that means I must be like up this way.

Oh, it's right there. Right there. That's it.

Oh, that's it. That's the right one.

Oh, good job.

I'm doing it. You are. You're doing a great job.

And this is sex. This is it.

You got it. I'm doing it. This is it. This is like basically all there is to

it. You can just fuck me until your penis, you know, stops.

Dang it, I'm always slipping off.

This does feel really good, but it is actually my butthole. What?

Again?

Oh, silly.

The hair.

That's my pussy. I'm trying to bend in the butthole because then I can tell

it's the other hole.

Oh, that's a good way to do it. That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Just keep putting it in you, stepmom.

Yeah, if you want, I can get in doggy style now and you can try it in a

different way.

Why don't you do that, okay? Why don't you put it in you?

Thanks. I like putting it in you, though.

It should be enjoyable.

You're doing a great job.

You're doing a great job.

Just don't worry too much about it. Should I keep fucking then?

Sure.

Okay.

It feels great in this hole too.

That's what you can remember in this. The wrong hole feels so good.

And then you'd be like, oh, damn, this like, oh, this must be the wrong hole

because it feels so good.

But you, yeah, you just need to try to remember, honey.

Okay.

Yeah.

Good. Good.

Oh, good.

Oh, now you're getting it.

That's it. That's my pussy.

Oh, that's my pussy.

Oh, get my pussy.

That's it.

Oh, get my pussy.

Oh, get my pussy.

Oh, get it. Get it. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

That's really good.

Oh.

oh yeah get it get it good one

Oh, that's my pussy.

Oh, you're fucking pussy.

Oh, you've got this. You've got this.

Oh,

you've got this.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. We gotta switch.

Switch? Yeah.

Honey.

This is the one that stumped you.

And you're going to burn it from this direction, too. We're not giving up

until you really get it, Mal.

Okay? Okay.

Oh, yeah. See?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

sweetie.

That's my rock and roll again.

Oh.

Whoops.

You see?

Oh, you are just the best.

Such a good student.

Practice makes perfect.

Okay, I'm going in.

That's it, sweetie. That's it.

That's just how you do it. Just like that.

Just like that.

That's it.

Oh, that's mine, Percy.

Oh.

That's someone's pussy you've got. Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it right there.

Yeah.

Good one.

Oh, you've got this.

Oh. Oh.

Oh,

get that, Percy.

Yes, yes, yes

UGH!

Like this?

Yeah.

That just shows you how women can squirt sometimes too.

Let's see.

Mm-hmm

um um

Sweetie, I gotta sit on you. I got this.

Get over here.

I'm gonna do it one more time.

I told you.

You're gonna get this.

And you're gonna know.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

You got this.

Oh, you got this.

Oh,

you got this.

Oh, yes,

you got this.

That's it!

You did it.

That's the most important thing. You nailed it.

All right.

You got your cup right in my pussy.

I think that's really all that matters.

Yeah. You got that.

You passed.

All right.

Birds in the breeze.

One on one.

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