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Hi, I'm Alexis Fox for Missax.com and I'm here to give you all my love.

What are you doing home?

I left work early for our date.

Date?

Yeah, you don't remember what day it is?

Oh, of course. I'm sorry, I've just been so busy with work this last week.

The day.

The day.

This day is really important.

It's the biggest day of the week, of the month. Tyler!

You know what day it is?

It's our Independence Day!

Ah!

Look, I know you love Italian, okay?

In the last few years, Nemo's has just been kind of like, same old, same old,

so I thought we'd try something new.

I found this cool little swanky French restaurant right down the street.

It has like a little speakeasy, and it's in a little historic area.

Yeah, sounds fun.

Yeah, it opens in an hour for dinner. So, get ready, let's go!

Um, yeah, alright, sounds good.

Alright, I'll get ready.

Okay.

Hey, baby.

Hey.

What's so funny?

Oh, no,

nothing. No, it's just girls my age usually text.

I can't remember the last time I actually spoke on the phone.

I just love to hear your voice.

I miss you so much.

You know, I'm touching myself right now.

Come over tonight.

Oh, I can't tonight. No, I have dinner date with my stepmom.

Yeah, we do this thing every year. It's kind of like an anniversary.

Should I be jealous?

Oh, come on. No way.

No, it's just the thing that me and my stepmom do every year.

My dad was kind of bad to us, and I convinced her to leave him, and we kind

of call it our Independence Day.

Back then, we had our first Independence Day, and it was nice. It was exciting,

sweet, and kind of, you know.

It's a celebration to start our new lives together.

And, yeah, no, we went out for the first time to a place that we definitely

couldn't afford, and now it's just kind of been an every-year thing to do.

That's so sweet.

It's nice that you love your mother that much, but are you sure this dinner thing

is going to take all night?

I really want you, and I promise I'll only take an hour or two of your time.

Yeah.

I gotta go. I'll talk to you soon.

Okay. Okay.

Goodbye, love.

Hey.

You ready?

That was quick.

Should I just put on a t-shirt?

So, who was that?

Nothing.

That's a telemarketer. One of those 888 numbers that call you.

Well, why don't you go ahead and put a jacket on, okay?

And don't make me wait any longer. I've been waiting for this night all week.

All right.

Um, okay.

Okay. So, tie it back on?

Yeah. Put your tie back on.

All right. Put your jacket on.

Oh my gosh, that was a fun night.

All right, you good?

How am I ever going to make up those steps?

I'll just sleep right here on the sofa.

Look at this. I'll make a good hospice person for you.

Oh, sweetheart.

Sweet baby, you're so good to me. Oh, Mom. There you go.

Hey, uh, can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Why didn't you... Why didn't you ever date after, uh,

Dad left us?

You left Dad.

Oh, God, honey, I don't know. I was just so busy working back then, so trying to

support her, uh, support us.

What are you talking about? Guys hit on you all the time. Shit, half the time

they don't even have the decency to hide it from me.

Hmm. You sound a little jealous.

What if I had a beau?

I just want you to find love.

You know, now that I'm getting older, I just landed a great job and I'm going to

be moving out soon.

And, you know, I don't want you to be alone.

All right.

With that note, I'm going to let you go sleep.

I'll see you in the morning, all right?

Yes, I've always, yeah, I've always wanted you to.

Uh, yeah.

What? Did I just, did I just say that out loud?

Yeah, sexy. No, Tyler.

Yeah, take off those clothes.

Get over here, sexy.

What the fuck are we doing?

What are you waiting for?

Our folks are asleep.

What are you talking about?

Yeah. Right between my... Oh, he touched me.

Oh,

it's so wet.

Good night.

Good morning, sleepyhead.

Oh, hey. Morning.

Hi.

Oh, my God. What time is it?

Time for you to get up.

Yeah? Sure.

You feeling okay?

Well, considering I drank half the bottle, I feel pretty darn good.

Yeah, no. I had a really good time last night. I didn't realize you were such a

good dancer.

Yeah, I haven't danced that way since your father was around.

What time is it, seriously?

Oh my god! I have to get in the shower. I have to get going.

Wait, Tyler.

Yeah?

Did we... Did I say anything weird last night?

Or anything... Weird?

You? Yeah.

No, no.

Why do you ask?

You don't remember anything, do you?

Oh, you know, no reason.

Dreams can be a funny thing, you know? I had this dream that, like...

We were the same age, and we were in college, and we were friends.

We were friends.

Oh, that's funny.

But, no, you just came home and fell asleep on the couch and

just covered you up, and that was it.

Oh.

Yeah. All right.

I gotta get going.

So what friend are you going to see?

Oh, uh, Cherie.

She works in the same office as me. Our cubicles are right next to each other.

We've gone out a few times. Just casual.

Oh.

How nice. A lady.

At your office.

Yeah. A lady.

Not a girl your age?

No. Actually, uh...

A girl more like your age.

Oh,

for a second I thought you were dating that woman.

That woman?

Her name's Cherie.

I mean, I'm not going to say that we're dating or anything. It's not like it

would be bad. We've seen each other a few times. Something casual.

Hmm. A few times, huh?

Casual thing.

Sounds like a real classy gal.

That sounded really bad.

Just friends, you know?

Just leave it at that. I gotta get going.

our little secret.

No one has to know.

But you find me attractive?

Of course.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Let me give you multiple orgasms and then I'll do anything you want. Wash

your car, mow the lawn, cook you dinner.

Sounds perfect.

um um

So good.

Oh, you're such a good sweet baby

I feel fucking good. Oh, fuck. Oh, honey.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh.

You're such a good boy.

You're such a good boy.

Yes you are. Yes you are.

You want me to come for you? Yes, I do.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh. Yes.

Come for your mommy.

Come for me.

Yeah. Oh, my God. You want me to come for you? Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Beautiful woman ever.

Yes. I want to be with you.

Yes. I want to dump Sheree. Yes. Let's just love you, me and you. Yes.

Yes, you're the best son ever.

Sure, honey. Sounds real good.

What's that smell?

I don't smell anything.

It's funny.

It's not bad. It's just... familiar.

Yeah, so, honey, let me know when you want me to meet... What's her name?

Cherie? Yeah.

I'm good.

Thank

you

for playing with us at Missax.com.

Hope to see you real soon.

Pinching your eyebrows a little bit. Is it?

No, you're fine. It's telling me to get my brains in. One of them looked mean.

It's like all bad.

Not my face.

I don't know.

It's a loaded question.

What do I say after this?

It's because I'm standing outside the corner where the sign says my ass is for

sale. We do need to make that run.

The buggy.

It is Tyler!

Sorry.

I'm going to go get the anal. Check my temperature?

No, not with a mask. That would be funny. That is edgy and fucking weird.

Check my temperature. And I've never checked anyone's anal temperature

before. Something really cool. Yes, let's do it.

That's what we're going to be doing in our hotel room later.

You're really letting loose out there.

I jiggled. Alrighty.

I'm going to...

Sorry. What's that smell?

I heard it.

To all of you out there.