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- Ava, we've been dating
for 2 1/2 years,
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and what I'm about to say,
I've considered very seriously.
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I sound like a lawyer.
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I look in your eyes,
and I drown in them.
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Drown in them?
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Babe, you know I'm bad
with telling you how I feel.
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Will you be my wife?
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Will you marry me?
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Can we get married?
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Ava.
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You can do this.
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It's, like, the little things
that I really love.
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I find it so adorable
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that you can't make a decision
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without consulting
your horoscope.
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I love that you watch the same
sad movie over and over again,
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hoping for a happy ending.
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I love how you make
your coffee.
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I love you, Ava, and I don't
want to spend another day
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without knowing
if you'll be my wife.
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So will you do me this honor?
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Will you marry me?
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- Brittany, Brittany,
this is Ryan.
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Trust me,
you two have a lot in common.
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Good to see you.
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Where is Ava?
Go find your sister.
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- All rise.
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- Our wedding day was
the happiest day of my life.
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I was marrying
the man of my dreams,
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and our happily ever after
was about to begin.
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Charlie and I met
once upon a time,
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when I was getting my PhD
in psychology at Berkeley
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and he was working
at a vineyard in Napa.
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We fell in love
on the very first date.
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He took me to an art fair
in San Francisco.
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The next day, he surprised me
with a painting I had admired,
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and I was hooked.
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I believe lasting love
is possible
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because of my parents.
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Their 30-year union
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is the reason I became
a marriage counselor
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and why I was ready to make
the commitment myself.
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- Mazel tov!
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And that dimpled smile
doesn't hurt.
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- So embarrassing.
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Thank you.
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I love you both.
I love you both.
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I've known him my whole life,
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and I still love you.
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I can't even say that
about anyone else,
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like, not even my own parents.
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- Okay, we love you too,
Gerber.
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- No, love, man.
Love.
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That's what it's all about.
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You know, from now on,
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I'm gonna be
a one-woman guy.
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- Per week?
- I'm serious.
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Uh, hello?
We didn't actually...
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- There he goes.
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- Shelby, are you, like,
avoiding me?
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Come on, we were in the middle
of talking about horses.
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I love horses.
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- You ready to get out of here,
Mrs. Dalton?
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- I should warn you:
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I've been saving a few tricks
for the honeymoon.
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- Let's go.
- Okay.
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Ready?
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- Yeah!
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Oh!
Oh, you got smoked.
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In your face.
You got rocked.
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- Black.
Two sugars.
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- Two orders,
wheat toast with mayo.
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Yum.
- The only way to eat toast.
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- Your horoscope says,
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"Today your positive
mental energy
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will ensure that everything
goes your way.
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Take advantage
of your good luck."
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- That's great.
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Maybe that means
this year's harvest
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will be the vineyard's
best vintage ever.
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- Fingers crossed.
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- How about you skip out early,
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take advantage of me tonight?
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- Oh, I could cancel
my last couple.
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- I'll reschedule my afternoon.
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- See you at 6:00.
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Let's take a minute
to validate those feelings.
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It sounds like Lloyd
is feeling angry
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because Courtney took advantage
of his credit card.
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- She didn't take advantage
of it.
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She raped it.
At Saks.
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She roofied it,
bent it over, and...
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- Okay.
Courtney raped your credit card.
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And Courtney is still angry
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because you slept
with another woman.
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- "A slutty, trashy whore"
were my exact words.
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- Obviously Courtney still
has some unresolved issues
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about the affair.
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- But 9 grand on shoes?
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- Why should I suffer
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just because you're not rich
like my father?
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- If your father's so great,
why didn't you marry him?
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- He wasn't available.
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- I want you to think back
to when you first met.
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What attracted you
to one another?
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And I want you to make a list
of all of the qualities
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that made you want
to get married.
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The key to a successful marriage
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is to find those qualities
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that make you fall in love
with your spouse
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all over again every day.
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- Oh, I know they're here
somewhere.
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Where are they?
Ugh.
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- Shelby, what are you doing?
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- Where do you keep
all your stuff?
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- What stuff?
- The meds!
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- I'm a psychologist,
not a psychiatrist.
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I can't prescribe meds.
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- Jesus, Ava.
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That's the only reason
I took this job.
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- I'm not even sure
they've invented a drug
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to begin tackling your issues.
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- Don't judge my pain.
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You're my sister.
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Can't you at least
refer me to someone?
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- If I referred you
to a psychiatrist,
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they'd have you committed.
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- Would there be meds involved?
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- And a straightjacket
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Did you mail out
those invitations for me?
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- For Mom and Dad's
surprise party?
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- Yes.
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- I got the guest list
right here.
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- Thank you.
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Glad that's not my next client.
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- Darlings.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
What was all the yelling about?
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- Just your mother's
normal kvetching
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- Oh, would you stop
talking like that?
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This isn't a production
of Fiddler On The Roof.
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- Would you just relax
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and stop acting like
some kind of meshuggener
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in front of our daughters?
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- What does that even mean?
Jesus!
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- Jewish.
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- Okay, can we just take this
into my office, please?
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Right into my office.
Thank you.
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Come on.
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All right.
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Bradley, Betty,
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why don't you calmly express
what's upsetting you?
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- Well, I didn't want to have
to tell you this, Ava...
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- No, Betty.
Don't tell her.
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It'll break her heart.
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- I want a divorce.
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- What?
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- Both of you-
everyone, take a seat.
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Ooh, everybody calm down
and take a breath.
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Okay.
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Betty, what triggered
this decision?
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- Your sack-of-shit father
cheated on me.
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- We were separated.
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We were separated at the time.
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- Yeah, but he still managed
to knock me up.
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Did we conceive Shelby
before or after your affair?
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- Oh, my God.
Dad, explain.
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- You were about three years old
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when we were relocated to London
for my job,
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and I was working overtime.
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It was hardly a recipe
for a happy marriage,
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so we decided to separate...
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- Which for your father
meant doing it
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With the first woman
he could find...
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a minor detail he waited
25 years to tell me.
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- Okay, I hear you.
I understand.
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You feel betrayed,
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and I'm not minimizing
what happened 25 years ago,
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but is it really worth
throwing away
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along and happy marriage?
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- What makes you think
that I've been happy?
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- Well, of course we're happy.
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- Well, of course you're happy.
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I've spent the best part
of my life
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catering to your adulterous ass.
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Now it's my turn.
I want to feel sexy.
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I want to-
I want to have adventures.
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- Okay.
Okay, Betty.
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We're making some progress.
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I want you both
to close your eyes,
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take a deep breath,
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and let's try and reconnect
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with some of those feelings
you had
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when you first decided
to get married.
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- Ava, this Berkeley bullshit
isn't gonna work on me.
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- Mom!
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- Look, I'm sorry, darling,
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but I'm not gonna take
marital advice
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from my 28-year-old
newlywed daughter.
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- I'm a professional.
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- And you're
a hopeless romantic.
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You've been watching
Gone With The Wind
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every Thanksgiving
for the last 25 years.
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- It's a very long weekend.
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- And I would give it up, honey.
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Rhett Butler's
never gonna stick around.
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- But they were
at cross-purposes.
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- You know, the point is that
I am the voice of experience.
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I have done 30 years
of hard marriage,
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30 years of lies and deceit,
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and in all that time,
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you've never once
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put the toilet roll
back on the dispenser.
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- And after 30 years, you'd
think she'd give it up, huh?
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- Bradley, you can have
that bathroom all to yourself,
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because I am moving in
with Shelby.
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- Ava, you can't let Mom
move in with me.
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- Okay, Mom, let's pause
and assess the situation.
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We don't have to make
any permanent decisions today.
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- Good-bye, Bradley.
Have a nice life.
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-I refuse to live with Mom,
Ava.
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- Okay, we have much bigger
problems here, Shelby.
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- Yeah, like a 30th anniversary
party for a divorced couple.
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- Hey, babe.
It's 6:00.
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Time for our date.
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I promise I'll hook up the dryer
this week, okay?
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- I don't care.
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- What's up?
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- Today was probably
the worst day of my life,
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and that's not an exaggeration.
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- What happened?
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- My dad had an affair.
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- What?
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- Before Shelby was born,
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but my mom just found out,
and now she wants a divorce.
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- That was 25 years ago.
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- They were still married,
Charlie.
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Oh...
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They were so happy.
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- So what are you gonna do?
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- Technically I'm not supposed
to treat them
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because we're family.
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- So don't tell them
you're counseling them.
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Do it without them knowing.
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- Yeah, I could help them
surreptitiously.
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- Where you going?
- To see my mom.
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- Now?
What about our 6:00 date?
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- The first 24 hours
of a separation
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are critical, Charlie.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Shel. it's me.
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- Oh, my God.
You got to get up here.
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She's driving me crazy.
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Welcome to hell.
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- Ava, shouldn't you be home
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basking in your
newly wedded bliss?
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- Mom, are you sure moving out
is the best solution?
256
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,188
- Well, I certainly can't live
in the same house
257
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,784
as my ex-husband.
258
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,422
Shelby, we need to move
the couch to the window.
259
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,796
- Uh, I like it where it is.
260
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:09,856
- No, you don't.
261
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,495
- You can't possibly be
considering getting a divorce
262
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,833
after all these years.
263
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,271
- This is between me
and yourfather.
264
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,672
- Little help, please!
265
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:22,008
- Okay, I completely encourage
your personal development, Mom,
266
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,208
but you can take time to work on
yourself and still be married.
267
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,080
- Well, it hasn't worked for me
so far.
268
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,416
Maybe it's time
I made myself happy.
269
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,887
- Are you really upset
about an old affair,
270
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:35,085
or are you just using that
as an excuse to leave?
271
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,321
- Ava, be my daughter,
not my therapist.
272
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,124
- I'm just trying
to understand the situation.
273
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,223
- It's complicated.
274
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,598
Why don't you ask your father
these questions?
275
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,068
- I'm going to,
276
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,866
but I really think you and Dad
277
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,839
would benefit from going to see
a counselor,
278
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,773
and I can recommend
someone great.
279
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,777
- I'm not really sure
I believe in therapy.
280
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:54,869
- Excuse me?
281
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,641
- Oh, not you, honey.
282
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,808
I thought your therapy today
was wonderful.
283
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,648
- Therapy can be really helpful.
284
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,382
I still go see my therapist
once a month for maintenance.
285
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:10,786
Well, I'll go.
If it'll make you happy.
286
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,490
- I thought it was time
to make yourself happy.
287
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,096
- I'm afraid that's all the time
We have for today.
288
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,626
It's really important for me
289
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,661
to get to know more
about both of you,
290
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,003
so I'm gonna need you
to fill out
291
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,270
these premarital
compatibility tests.
292
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:29,370
- Tests?
- More like questionnaires.
293
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,381
Don't worry. There are no
right or wrong answers.
294
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:32,404
Just be honest.
295
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,712
- Do we answer them
individually?
296
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,719
- Yes, and then I'll compare
your answers
297
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,652
to see how compatible you are.
298
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,121
So, Amy, you can stay in here,
299
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,124
and, John, why don't you
follow me out to reception?
300
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,786
- Okay.
See you.
301
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,727
- Thank you.
302
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,095
- Infidelity is one way
303
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,964
to discover if you still
really love your spouse.
304
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,992
Yeah.
You're welcome.
305
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,371
- Please tell me that was not
a prospective client.
306
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,171
- No.
They changed their mind.
307
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,873
And what the hell
is an angry pirate, anyway?
308
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,178
- Shelby.
- Back off.
309
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:08,151
- Give me my patient folders.
310
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,551
Give me...
311
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,589
- I'm all right.
312
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,455
- Uh-
- They're confidential.
313
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,795
- Party peeper.
314
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,891
- I am locking
the filing cabinet.
315
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,061
Have you talked to Dad?
316
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,535
I've been trying him
all afternoon.
317
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:27,593
I can't get a hold of him.
318
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,037
- You think he cashed in
his chips?
319
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,632
- Where do you come up
with this stuff?
320
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,644
- I was an unwanted child, okay?
I have issues.
321
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,339
And besides,
his wife of 30 years
322
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,711
just left him.
323
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,307
- I'm gonna run by the house
and check on him.
324
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,250
Will you collect their tests
when they're done?
325
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,548
- Sure.
I'll meet you there.
326
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,521
Wait.
Ava.
327
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,259
Mom and Dad, they're gonna
work it out, right?
328
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,760
- Of course.
329
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,559
It's only natural for marriages
to go through ups and downs.
330
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,259
- Okay, I just-I can't imagine
them not together.
331
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,528
- Don't worry.
332
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,796
Once they get into therapy,
333
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,804
they'll fall in love
all over again.
334
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:01,827
Trust me.
335
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,284
- You put B for number 20?
336
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,019
- Yeah, she said there were
no right or wrong answers.
337
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,152
- I'd go with C.
338
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,595
- But she said to be honest.
339
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,791
- Do you want to get married
or not?
340
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,083
- Dad?
341
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,327
Dad, are you here?
342
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,854
Dad?
343
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,858
Dad?
344
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,534
I know Tae Bo!
345
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,062
- It's okay.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
346
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:13,838
- Don't worry, sweetheart.
It's just the deli delivery boy.
347
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,876
- Matzo ball soup.
348
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,110
I'll just put it
in the kitchen.
349
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,482
- You scared me.
350
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,544
- My apologies.
351
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,292
- Why are you in the dark?
352
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,419
- It's the Sabbath.
353
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,794
- So this isn't
a sign of depression?
354
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:40,832
- Well, I'll just head out,
then.
355
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,839
- Yeah.
356
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,772
Yeah, thank you,
357
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,073
deli delivery boy
from the local deli.
358
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,410
- I was so worried.
I called you all afternoon.
359
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,676
- I'm sorry, hon.
360
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,148
You know,
in the Orthodox tradition,
361
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,049
We're not allowed
to answer the phone.
362
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,350
- Ugh.
Would you knock it off?
363
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,754
You've never been
this Jewish before.
364
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,122
- I've always been Jewish.
365
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,559
- You've never been religious.
366
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,153
You were always the first dad
on the block
367
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,222
to go out and buy
a Christmas tree.
368
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,063
- Well, I wanted to be
a perfect father to you girls.
369
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,434
I still do.
370
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,063
You don't really need me
anymore.
371
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,801
You got Charlie.
372
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,777
And being Jewish is the only
thing that feels familiar.
373
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,575
- Sometimes change
can be positive.
374
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:28,176
You and Mom could use this time
to improve your relationship.
375
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,551
- I just want things
the way they were.
376
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,317
- I think you're using
your spirituality
377
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,325
to avoid dealing
with the fact that Mom left.
378
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,293
- Are you analyzing me, Ava?
379
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,886
- No, no.
380
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,625
I'm just suggesting
381
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:45,567
maybe you do something
to make Mom want to come back.
382
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:49,004
- Well, I'm her husband.
This is her home.
383
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,506
That should be enough.
384
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,133
- I want a pony!
385
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,507
- What?
386
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:57,105
- Well, if you're not gonna act
your age, neither am I.
387
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,809
- Glad to know you're alive.
388
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,009
- Hi, Shel.
389
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,176
- Who was the hottie?
390
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,310
- Nobody.
391
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,582
- Just the local
deli delivery guy.
392
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,920
Oh, maybe Dad
could hook you up.
393
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,856
- Ooh, I could go for some
of those matzo balls.
394
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,191
- Shelby.
- Touchy.
395
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,355
What's with all the candles?
396
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,695
- Dad's being Jewish.
397
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:19,567
- So this is what it's like
to be Jewish.
398
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,696
- Mom agreed to go see
a marriage counselor.
399
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,900
- She did?
400
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,842
- I could set you up
with a fantastic therapist.
401
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,310
- You think that would help?
402
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,370
- I think I want to be Jewish.
403
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,143
- What?
- What?
404
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,380
- You're getting a pony.
I want a bat mitzvah.
405
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,226
- Oh, don't make
any sudden movements.
406
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,361
- Don't hate me...
407
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,099
- Okay, knock if off, you two.
408
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,697
Hi.
409
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,332
I'm just kidding.
410
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,468
- Dad, why don't you go get
settled up in the guest room?
411
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:01,637
- Oh, yeah, thanks, honey.
412
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,806
It'll be fun to have
some company.
413
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,337
Huh?
414
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,384
- Ava?
415
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,442
- I went over to go see my dad,
416
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:10,680
and he was all alone
in the dark.
417
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,518
He's so depressed.
- Is he moving in?
418
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,148
- Only for a couple days.
419
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,682
- Your father
cannot live here, Ava.
420
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,592
It's only temporary.
421
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:19,789
- Yeah?
422
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,297
Then why did he bring
his goldfish?
423
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,958
- Couldn't get him to leave
without Malcolm.
424
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,730
- Malcolm?
Really?
425
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,067
We're supposed to make
decisions like this together.
426
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,300
- Please.
Please.
427
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,833
- Okay.
But just for a few days.
428
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:39,872
Gerber.
- Hey.
429
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,883
- What are you doing here?
430
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,442
- Oh, buddy.
Where's Ava?
431
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,953
Hey.
- Hi.
432
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,149
- There's someone
I'd like you to meet.
433
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:54,428
Guys, this is Keisha.
434
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,761
- Nice to meet you.
435
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:56,822
- My wife.
436
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,027
- What?
- Huh?
437
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:00,002
- My wife.
I finally pulled the trigger.
438
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,026
- When?
439
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,197
- Today.
440
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,433
Charlie, you were right.
441
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,533
You know the moment
you meet your wife.
442
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,044
- Congratulations.
Ah!
443
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,945
Oh, my gosh.
444
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,778
- I didn't even know
you were dating.
445
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,306
- Buddy.
- You move fast.
446
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,285
- Well, I had to.
Her visa's up in a week.
447
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,981
If I'd let her go back
behind the iron curtain,
448
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,923
I might never have seen
my little Polish princess
449
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,289
ever again.
450
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,260
- There's no iron curtain
anymore, Gerber.
451
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,263
- Yeah, tell that
to immigration.
452
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,528
- So... where did you meet?
453
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:32,899
- Oh, thank you.
454
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,597
- You are ridiculously cute.
455
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,071
She's still working
on her English.
456
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,937
- How did you meet her?
457
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,943
- Well, last night,
I went to a bar,
458
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,945
and I ordered a shot of vodka...
459
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:42,945
- Vodka?
460
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,504
- Vodka.
In Charlie's honor.
461
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,844
- My honor?
462
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:46,941
- For a fallen comrade.
463
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,178
- But you don't even
drink vodka.
464
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,709
-I know.
That's the most amazing part.
465
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:55,657
It was handed to me
by this Slavic goddess,
466
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:59,128
and at that moment, I knew.
467
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,757
It was fate.
468
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,927
- Gerber, that is so romantic.
469
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:14,202
Welcome to our country.
470
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,375
- Oh, thank you!
471
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:19,006
- Her English is great.
472
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,979
-Oh...
473
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:25,014
We got you a wedding present!
474
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,852
Uh-oh.
Look what happened.
475
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,585
- Thanks, Gerber.
- Thank you.
476
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:30,650
- Thank you.
- It was nothing.
477
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:34,095
Besides, us married folk
should stick together.
478
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,962
-I hate Gerber.
479
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,591
- Doesn't he know
we have to wake up early?
480
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,932
- He promised
this was their last song.
481
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:45,636
- ♪ We've been together
since way back when ♪
482
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:51,637
♪ Sometimes I never want to see
you again, girl ♪
483
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,842
Come on.
484
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,112
- ♪ But I want you to go-
know ♪
485
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,175
- What do you want me to know?
486
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,518
- ♪ After all these years ♪
487
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,250
- Yeah, sing it, girl.
488
00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,383
- ♪ You're still the one ♪
489
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:06,556
♪ I want whisper in my ear ♪
490
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:07,689
♪ You're still the one ♪
491
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,858
- ♪ I want to talk to in bed ♪
492
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,128
♪ You're still the one ♪
493
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,227
- ♪ That turns my head ♪
494
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:15,238
♪ We're still having fun ♪
495
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,797
♪ And you're still the one ♪
496
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:24,077
- ♪ I look at your face
every day ♪
497
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:28,979
- I can't take this anymore.
498
00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:30,350
- Thank God.
499
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,877
Let's take the party upstairs,
please.
500
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,947
- Ava!
Ava, you got to try this.
501
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,322
I mean, you push a button,
502
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,690
and the music comes out,
503
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:40,527
and words, like, pop up
on the screen and...
504
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,463
- ♪ Deep in the desert ♪
505
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:46,367
♪ I longed for the snow ♪
506
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,870
♪ Still the one ♪
507
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:49,600
- ♪ That makes me laugh ♪
508
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,130
♪ You're still the one ♪
509
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,972
- ♪ My better half ♪
510
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:58,308
- Hey, babe.
Come see me at the winery.
511
00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:02,284
We'll have lunch
at the vineyard cafe.
512
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,092
- Charlie, Ava's here
in the vineyard garden.
513
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,310
- He loves you.
514
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:37,778
- I wasn't doing that.
It's just a nervous habit.
515
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:38,981
- Right.
516
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:43,583
- I'm meeting the caterer here
in an hour to discuss the party.
517
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,959
- You aren't canceling
the party?
518
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,895
- No.
It's in three weeks.
519
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:50,923
They're gonna be
back together by then.
520
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,629
- I have total faith in you,
babe,
521
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,398
but you may want to consider
the possibility
522
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,099
that they don't
get back together.
523
00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:57,765
- What kind of marriage
counselor would I be
524
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,275
if I took that approach?
525
00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:00,935
Besides, my horoscope today
526
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:03,412
said that I can achieve
whatever I set my mind to.
527
00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,142
- Here it is.
528
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,513
- Thanks, Adrianna.
529
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,313
- Charlie, your interview
with Wine magazine
530
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,513
is confirmed for 3:00.
531
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,044
Hi, Ava.
- Hi.
532
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:13,385
-I had a great time
at the wedding.
533
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:14,685
You looked very pretty.
534
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,317
- Thank you.
535
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,958
- So I had this made for us.
536
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:21,123
- What?
537
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,393
- It's a belated
wedding present.
538
00:25:23,421 --> 00:25:26,095
- Wow.
Okay.
539
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,161
- Our own vintage.
540
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,573
We'll open it
on our tenth anniversary,
541
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:36,602
and, like our marriage,
it will only improve with age.
542
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,241
- This was so sweet of you.
543
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,017
- It was, wasn't it?
544
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,354
- Come here.
545
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,757
Thank you.
546
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,497
- Charlie.
547
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:06,304
My dad's staying
in the next room.
548
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:18,185
- Ah, come on.
549
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:19,745
Come on.
550
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:30,929
Bradley.
- Oh, morning, Charlie.
551
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,993
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't wake you, did I?
552
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,231
-Oh, no.
I was up.
553
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,864
- Dad, what are you doing?
554
00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:38,738
- Putting up a mezuzah.
You didn't have one.
555
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:41,369
- We're not Jewish.
- It's crooked.
556
00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:42,605
- Yeah, well, it doesn't hurt
557
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,307
to have a little blessing
on your home.
558
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:48,580
I thought Charlie could use
some help with those pictures.
559
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,781
- Uh, that really
wasn't necessary,
560
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,721
and I prefer to do that type
of thing on my own,
561
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,157
and I'm actually quite obsessed
with my paintings and...
562
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:59,060
- But it was very thoughtful
of you to want to help.
563
00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:01,528
- Oh, and, Dad, don't forget,
564
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,123
you and Mom have a meeting
with the therapist tonight.
565
00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:04,929
I've heard great things
about him.
566
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,299
- Yeah.
567
00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:07,496
- I'm gonna make some coffee.
568
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,163
Bradley, do you want some?
569
00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:10,298
- Is it kosher?
570
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:11,329
-I have no idea.
571
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,309
- Then I'll pass.
572
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,940
- I can't imagine why she left.
573
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,860
- Betty.
574
00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,868
Bradley.
575
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:41,029
Entrez.
576
00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:45,538
There's an exercise
I like to do
577
00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:50,012
with all my patients
before they sit down,
578
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,981
Sort of a ritual.
579
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:56,315
So start out by taking
short, quick breaths
580
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,947
through the nose, like this.
581
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:11,959
Now I want you to shake out
your body, like this.
582
00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:19,171
Then hop up and down like this.
583
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,837
This is wonderful
584
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:25,939
for igniting your chakra energy.
585
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:27,449
Hop, hop, hop.
586
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,975
- More like
ignite your sphincter.
587
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,313
- Shake out.
Shake out.
588
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,225
- Who's that?
589
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,423
- Adrianna.
590
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,433
I swear, if Gerber's not here
in the next five minutes,
591
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:46,368
We're ordering without him.
592
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,369
What's that?
593
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,871
- It's a Polish phrase book.
594
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,169
I though it might help us get
to know Kasha a little better.
595
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,266
- Yeah?
596
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:54,800
What's Polish for "green card"?
597
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,575
- Don't be so cynical.
They're in love.
598
00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:59,309
- They don't even speak
the same language.
599
00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:01,749
- Did you know there are
five love languages?
600
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:03,912
Not all of them are verbal.
601
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:04,943
- Seriously?
602
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,148
You're the one saying
603
00:29:06,177 --> 00:29:08,350
that marriage takes work,
commitment...
604
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:11,053
- But the falling-in-love stage
is the best part.
605
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,119
- Wow.
I guess the honeymoon is over.
606
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,428
- Baby, I fall in love with you
all over again every day.
607
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,800
- Hi.
Sorry we're late.
608
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:21,826
- Okay.
609
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,964
- Mwah, mwah.
610
00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:23,995
-Oh.
611
00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:25,336
- Three.
- Three times.
612
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:26,671
- Thank you.
613
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,713
- Ha-ha!
Ha-ha!
614
00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:33,739
Wonderful, you two.
615
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,809
Natural hoppers,
the both of you.
616
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,287
Let's have a seat.
617
00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:42,553
What I need to know
is how you feel,
618
00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,321
right here, right now.
619
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:46,761
- Winded.
620
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,857
I meant emotionally.
621
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,834
- I feel humiliated.
622
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:53,062
- Yeah, me too.
623
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,628
Oh, you might want to rethink
that whole hopping ritual.
624
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,867
- I meant by your affair.
625
00:29:57,896 --> 00:30:00,172
And now you won't even
tell the girls about Ian.
626
00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:03,338
I feel like the last 25 years
of our marriage
627
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:04,972
was nothing but a sham,
628
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:08,109
built on secrets and deception.
629
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,415
- She's got you there, Bradley.
630
00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:11,818
- Excuse me?
631
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:13,322
- You had the affair.
632
00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:16,291
She posted the first points.
633
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,816
What's your comeback?
634
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,988
- Are you keeping score?
635
00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:23,864
- It helps me figure out
Who's to blame.
636
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,326
-Oh, yeah.
Mmm.
637
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:29,497
That is a perfectly cooked
steak.
638
00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:30,733
How's your dinner, babe?
639
00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,072
- It's cost my arms and legs.
640
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:36,673
- Um, it's arm and leg.
641
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,680
It's an arm and leg.
642
00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:43,208
- An arm?
- An arm and leg.
643
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,618
- And leg.
- It costs an arm and leg.
644
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,121
- It costs an arm and leg.
645
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,748
- How cute is that?
That is cute.
646
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,622
Oh, as I keep explaining
to these officials,
647
00:30:49,647 --> 00:30:51,593
that we had to get married
in a hurry
648
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,027
because her visa's running out.
649
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,462
- You didn't actually say that.
650
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:56,564
- You told me to be honest.
651
00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:58,499
- Yeah, but I meant tell them
that you're so in love,
652
00:30:58,523 --> 00:30:59,866
you couldn't wait
to get married,
653
00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:02,132
not, "Let's do it
before she gets deported."
654
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,662
- Well, I can't think
of a better reason
655
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,038
to get married on the fly.
656
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:06,235
Not like "I'm drunk
and in Vegas"
657
00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,265
type deal, right, buddy?
658
00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:09,278
Ow!
659
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,677
That was one
of your dumber ideas.
660
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,182
- What was a dumb idea?
661
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,945
- Oh!
Charlie!
662
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:18,618
- I'm so sorry, buddy.
663
00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:19,917
- Okay, now a little
to the right.
664
00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:21,514
There you go.
Ooh, bull's-eye.
665
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,616
Whoop.
No lookee.
666
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:24,217
- Maybe you should go home
and change.
667
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,694
- Charlie, what's with you?
668
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,060
- He's like Edward Scissorhands.
669
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:28,655
♪ Clumsy ♪
670
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:29,858
You got to live with that.
671
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,664
Now I know
why your first wife left you.
672
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:33,760
Oh!
673
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:40,536
- Okay.
I'm okay.
674
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,340
I'm okay.
You're okay?
675
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:47,613
- First wife?
What-what's he talking about?
676
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,449
- You never told her?
677
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,124
- When do you intend
to tell our daughters?
678
00:31:58,149 --> 00:31:59,389
- I don't.
679
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,589
- Tell them what, Bradley?
680
00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:01,596
- Nothing.
681
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,498
- Oh, for God's sakes.
682
00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:07,332
You're not even gonna tell
our therapist about Ian?
683
00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:09,668
- This is a private matter,
Betty.
684
00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:11,196
He's a stranger.
685
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:12,970
- This is exactly your problem.
686
00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:15,238
You're afraid of change.
You're afraid of anything new.
687
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,746
Do you know that he's eaten
the same breakfast
688
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,113
every morning
for the last 30 years?
689
00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:22,812
Oatmeal,
without even any fruit on it,
690
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,411
the same bland, boring thing.
691
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,116
- I'm a traditionalist.
692
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,590
- Well, I am sick of it.
693
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,217
And until you are willing
to embrace
694
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:34,526
the new possibilities
that life is offering you, l...
695
00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:36,862
I can't be with you.
696
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:41,200
- I'm prescribing
697
00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:44,172
a method of therapy
698
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:48,405
which I have found
extremely successful.
699
00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:51,243
It's called
700
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:53,408
"Brush with Death."
701
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:56,681
It means time apart,
702
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,882
during which you don't
see each other
703
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,948
or talk to each other.
704
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:05,928
And no phone calls.
705
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,156
- I'm in.
706
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,598
- I should have said something.
707
00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:20,507
It was annulled, which is almost
like it never happened.
708
00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:23,205
I was drunk in Vegas.
709
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:25,976
I didn't even know the girl.
710
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,041
It doesn't count
as a real marriage.
711
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:30,643
- I can't believe you kept this
a secret from me.
712
00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:34,052
- I didn't want
to disappoint you.
713
00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:36,820
- How could you do something
so stupid?
714
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,725
- I was 22.
715
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,855
- That's old enough
to know better.
716
00:33:40,885 --> 00:33:42,865
- Technically that's only
2 times 11.
717
00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:45,993
- In what, guy years?
718
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:50,200
I don't-
I don't care what you did at 22.
719
00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,538
I care that you lied to me now.
720
00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:54,167
- I didn't lie to you.
721
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,905
- By omission.
722
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:57,810
It's the same thing.
723
00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:00,179
How am I supposed to trust you?
724
00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:19,932
- A brush with what?
725
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:22,164
- Death.
A Brush with Death.
726
00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,866
It's ridiculous.
727
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,670
Is that a way
to save a marriage?
728
00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,937
- His methods
are a little unorthodox,
729
00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:29,876
but he usually gets
great results.
730
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,881
- Excuse me.
731
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,314
I'm gonna go have
a brush with death.
732
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:38,745
- You have to help me
with this.
733
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:40,813
- What can I do?
734
00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:42,756
- I just figured,
with your prior experience,
735
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,350
you would know
all about marriage.
736
00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:45,861
- Jesus, Ava.
737
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,362
You can't punish me
for something I did
738
00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:48,921
years before we even met.
739
00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,591
- It hurts knowing
I'm not the only girl
740
00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:52,430
you ever wanted to marry.
741
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,232
It spoils the fairy tale.
742
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,636
- If it makes you feel
any better,
743
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:58,663
you're the only one
I married sober.
744
00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:03,606
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745
00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,113
You're the one, Ava.
746
00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:08,780
I love you.
747
00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,410
What can I do
to make you feel better?
748
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,354
- Help me with my parents.
749
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:14,822
- Divorce is difficult, Ava,
750
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,917
but my parents are happier
now that they're not together.
751
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,586
- Do you think if my parents
get divorced,
752
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,425
my Dad's gonna want to go home
to an empty house?
753
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,431
- You're just playing dirty now.
754
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:23,955
- I just need you on my team.
755
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,934
-Okay.
I'm in.
756
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,036
- Ugh.
757
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,971
Worthless trash.
758
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:31,996
- What did it say?
759
00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:33,599
- "Avoid all team sports."
760
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,170
- Dr. George was quite specific
when he said "Brush with Death."
761
00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:38,441
It meant no contact.
762
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,948
- Yeah, but I figured
you and Dad
763
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,973
would probably respond better
to a more traditional method.
764
00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:43,417
- Bradley.
765
00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:45,284
You want to squeeze in a workout
after this?
766
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:48,654
- Oh, I already got my
squat thrusts in this morning.
767
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:51,057
- Please, you haven't
thrust anything in years.
768
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:52,993
- Welcome, everybody,
to Miraculous Marriages.
769
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:54,553
Freak out the fear!
770
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,394
Now, if I could get everybody
to gather round.
771
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,728
Gather round.
772
00:35:57,755 --> 00:36:00,326
Get over here!
773
00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:02,804
Okay, people, eyes here.
774
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:06,172
First, let's start
with our affirmation of the day.
775
00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,803
Marriage to the max.
Marriage the max.
776
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,471
Marriage to the max.
777
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,208
Marriage to the max.
778
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,113
Marriage to the max.
779
00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:17,312
- Everybody.
Marriage to the max.
780
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:18,979
Marriage to the max.
781
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,012
Marriage to the max.
782
00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:22,718
- Wonderful.
783
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:25,455
Now for our first exercise,
784
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:27,827
We're going to start
a word association game.
785
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,661
I'm going to say a word,
786
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,894
and everybody is going to say
the first word
787
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:34,233
that pops
into their little head.
788
00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:37,068
Now, remember,
say everything you feel.
789
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:39,506
There is no judgment here.
790
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,702
Let's start with you!
791
00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:42,540
Newlywed!
792
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,547
- Commitment.
793
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,707
- Love.
794
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:46,714
- Wedding!
795
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,011
- Expensive.
796
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,017
- Cheap.
797
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,018
- Love!
798
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,987
- Cooking.
799
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:54,114
- Grateful.
800
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,852
- Oh, baby.
801
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,291
- Home!
802
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,090
- Sharing.
803
00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:00,424
- Ooh, clothes.
804
00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:01,429
- Husband!
805
00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:02,487
- Hurt.
806
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,521
- Happy.
807
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,589
- Marriage!
808
00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:06,033
- Can I just say
I love this exercise?
809
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,661
I actually use it
in my own practice.
810
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:08,762
- Stop right there!
811
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,467
One word.
812
00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:12,997
- Disillusionment
813
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:14,441
- Disillusionment?
Already?
814
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,138
- Not us.
Them.
815
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,976
- This exercise is about us,
816
00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:19,743
what marriage means to you.
817
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:20,771
- Enough!
818
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,512
One word.
819
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:25,020
- Bliss.
"Bliss" is my word.
820
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,454
- Imperfections
- Imperfections?
821
00:37:27,478 --> 00:37:29,583
Are you talking
about your first wife or me?
822
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:31,025
- I was talking about me.
823
00:37:31,048 --> 00:37:32,823
- Whatever.
Your word blows.
824
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:34,955
- This a no-judgment circle,
Ava.
825
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:36,294
- Next!
826
00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:42,464
-Oh!
827
00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:43,870
Thanks for catching me.
828
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:45,373
- I should have let you fall.
829
00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,842
- I guess I would have
deserved that, huh?
830
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,867
- Old habits die hard,
I suppose.
831
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,743
- This is all about building
trust with your partner.
832
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,440
-Oh!
833
00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:57,646
Ava.
834
00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:01,623
- Move faster, sir.
835
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:02,750
Girl in the green sweater,
836
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,623
please don't hold
your wife's hand.
837
00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:07,323
- Go, team us!
Go, team us!
838
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:08,887
All right, baby.
839
00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:10,865
- Love you.
- I love you.
840
00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:12,765
- Maybe I should go first.
841
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,792
- Would you give me some more
rope, you cheap bastard?
842
00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:16,236
It's not even
your damn rope anyway.
843
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,933
- We have to use the line
sparingly.
844
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,600
I'm not sure how much is left.
845
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:20,973
- Trust your partner.
846
00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:22,909
Embrace the mountain.
847
00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:24,571
- Good job, babe.
848
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:27,879
- Work together as a team.
849
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:29,578
Come on, Betty!
Freak out the fear.
850
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:31,382
Freak out the fear!
851
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,116
- Fear is freaking me out.
852
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,215
- Mom, come on.
You can do it.
853
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:37,351
- Come oh, Betty.
- Bradley, this is too high.
854
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:39,327
I can't go any further.
855
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:40,351
- Come on, Betty.
856
00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:42,193
Don't be such a baby.
857
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,825
- Fine.
That's real supportive.
858
00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:46,391
- Betty, your ass
is on my shoulder.
859
00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:48,665
How much more supportive
do you want me to be?
860
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,695
- Then move.
I don't need you.
861
00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:52,173
- Fine!
862
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,141
- Mom, I'm coming!
863
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,236
-Ah!
864
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,579
- Oops.
865
00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:08,321
Well, the good news is,
866
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,826
you only have to wear the brace
overnight.
867
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:13,055
- Yeah, and the bad news is,
868
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,722
my wife tried to kill me.
869
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,892
- Charlie, come on.
It was an accident.
870
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,492
I got distracted.
871
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:20,900
- By your parents.
872
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:22,302
- What am I supposed to do,
873
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:25,603
just stand back and let them
throw their marriage away?
874
00:39:25,629 --> 00:39:27,336
- They're the ones
getting divorced.
875
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,606
Why are we the ones
suffering for it?
876
00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:35,244
- Oh, Moses,
877
00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:36,945
another one of Mom's
indecipherable texts.
878
00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:39,955
- Don't tell her we're going
to the florist, please.
879
00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:45,689
- "Getting coffee
on Magazine Street."
880
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,218
So since Dad
is staying with you,
881
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:48,594
Shabbat at your place?
882
00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:50,360
- What?
- Shabbat dinner.
883
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,765
It's like Thanksgiving
for Jews.
884
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:53,666
The whole family gets together
to eat and argue,
885
00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:55,170
but they do it every week.
886
00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,262
So is it at your house?
887
00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:57,829
- No, it's not at our house.
888
00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,273
- You're a bad Jew.
889
00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:01,970
- Shelby, I'm not Jewish,
and neither are you.
890
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:04,445
- You better hope God
didn't hear you say that.
891
00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:06,072
- Crap.
892
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,548
Mom found us.
893
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:10,484
- Hi, babies!
894
00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,419
I have exciting news.
895
00:40:12,443 --> 00:40:13,888
- You and Dad
are back together?
896
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:17,188
- No, I'm going to Thailand...
897
00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:21,321
and India, China, Japan,
898
00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:22,956
maybe even Tahiti.
899
00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:25,228
- Oh, let's grab this table.
900
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,361
- But Dad hates to fly.
901
00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:29,132
- Oh, I'm not going
with your father.
902
00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:34,374
- And how long will you be gone?
903
00:40:34,398 --> 00:40:35,775
- About six months.
904
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,076
- So I'll have the apartment
all to myself again?
905
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,309
- How could you do this to Dad?
906
00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:42,248
- It's always been my dream
to travel.
907
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,651
Well, you got to go to France
your junior year of college,
908
00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:47,986
and Shelby had those two months
when she went missing in Mexico.
909
00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:51,357
- Ay de mi.
Tiempos mas buenos.
910
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:53,020
- Your father's been afraid
to travel,
911
00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:55,553
and this is my chance
to see the world.
912
00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:57,088
- This isn't like you, Mom.
913
00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:59,328
- No?
No, it's not like me at all.
914
00:40:59,356 --> 00:41:01,529
I always do
what everybody else wants.
915
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,402
One day, you'll understand.
916
00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:07,569
- No, I won't, because I would
never give up on my marriage.
917
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:09,908
- Like Miss Perfect would ever
have marital problems.
918
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,346
- Actually, I just found out
that Mr. Perfect
919
00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:14,940
has been keeping a big secret
from me.
920
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,508
- Is he cheating on you
with his hot assistant?
921
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,816
- Shelby.
- Charlie's not cheating on me.
922
00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,015
- How do you know?
923
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:22,024
Do you monitor his calls,
check his texts?
924
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:24,526
- No, 'cause I'm not a psycho.
925
00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:26,027
- Such an amateur.
926
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,961
- Charlie would never cheat.
927
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,465
- That's what I thought
about Dad.
928
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,990
- Men aren't perfect, honey.
929
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:33,524
They're just men.
930
00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:34,865
- All of them?
931
00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:37,930
- Yes, dear, all of them.
932
00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:39,134
- Damn.
933
00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,272
- Mwah.
Mwah.
934
00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:46,406
Bye, babies.
935
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:58,927
- Roses or orchids
for the centerpieces?
936
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:00,622
What do you think?
937
00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:02,824
- I think we should
sincerely contemplate
938
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,355
changing the theme
of this party, Ava.
939
00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:06,163
- Shelby, come on.
I need help.
940
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,726
- Yeah, you do.
941
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:09,328
Mom's leaving in ten days,
and the party's in two weeks.
942
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,862
What are you gonna tell
people to say?
943
00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:11,930
"Surprise, Bradley.
944
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:13,066
"We know
you're getting divorced,
945
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:14,371
"but we wanted to celebrate
946
00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:16,139
the milestone
that you didn't reach anyway"?
947
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,167
- They'll work it out!
948
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,545
- You should seriously
consider therapy.
949
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:22,050
- I've tried group therapy.
950
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:24,177
I've even tried that vvhack job
of a therapist
951
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,983
who told them
not to communicate.
952
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:27,512
- The Brush with Death.
953
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,547
I heard it's very successful
in the long run.
954
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,150
- But I don't have the long run.
955
00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,183
I've got about a week
to fix this.
956
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,288
- You have to fix it, Ava?
957
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:36,855
- Who else?
958
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,491
- How about your parents?
959
00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:41,366
- Well, they haven't exactly
been very effective
960
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,736
left to their own devices.
961
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:45,069
- And how has their separation
962
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:47,132
impacted your relationship
with Charlie?
963
00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:50,407
- Who?
- Your husband.
964
00:42:50,434 --> 00:42:52,641
- Oh, no.
Charlie.
965
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:55,150
He's fine.
He's great.
966
00:42:55,172 --> 00:42:58,483
Well, actually, I just found out
he deliberately hid from me
967
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:00,284
the fact that he'd
been married before.
968
00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:01,949
- So discovering
in quick succession
969
00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:04,516
that both your father and your
husband were keeping secrets
970
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:07,085
doesn't have any great
significance for you?
971
00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:08,653
- Okay.
972
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:10,188
I know where you're going
with this,
973
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:12,393
but can we just stick
to the issue at hand?
974
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:15,063
- Then your husband's previous
marriage is not an issue?
975
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,265
- Not presently.
No.
976
00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:18,796
Can we get back to my parents?
977
00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:20,206
- Did you consider
the possibility
978
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:23,006
that divorce could actually be
the best thing for your parents?
979
00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:28,516
Seriously, though,
what do I do?
980
00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:29,847
- Let go.
981
00:43:29,873 --> 00:43:33,821
Let them work it out
for themselves.
982
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,490
By the way, do you lock
your filing cabinets?
983
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:44,157
You hooked up the dryer.
984
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:45,792
- Bradley did it.
985
00:43:45,823 --> 00:43:49,532
-Oh.
986
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,471
- Not that I don't appreciate
all the help,
987
00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:53,270
but sharing a house
with your dad
988
00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:56,073
isn't exactly how I envisioned
married life.
989
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,740
- This has been hard on me too,
Charlie.
990
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:01,443
- Well, I miss my wife.
991
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:18,427
-Oh.
Hi.
992
00:44:18,455 --> 00:44:20,230
This a bad time?
993
00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:22,464
- Hi, Dad.
- Bradley.
994
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,838
- Thanks for hooking up
the dryer.
995
00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,036
- Oh, it feels good to be handy,
you know.
996
00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:29,476
I know Chuck's busy.
997
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,275
- I would have gotten to it
eventually.
998
00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:32,439
- Yeah, right after you finish
999
00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:33,971
putting up the shelves
in our bedroom?
1000
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,310
- Excuse me.
1001
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:41,187
I'm gonna take a shower.
1002
00:44:41,211 --> 00:44:42,781
- Did you talk to your mom?
1003
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,724
I mean, did you tell her
how sorry I am
1004
00:44:44,748 --> 00:44:46,489
about the ass thing?
1005
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:49,896
- Um, I didn't get a chance,
actually.
1006
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,924
She seems to have made
some travel plans.
1007
00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:55,562
- Yeah, but your mother
hates to travel.
1008
00:44:55,592 --> 00:44:57,799
- Actually, it's always been
a dream of hers.
1009
00:44:57,828 --> 00:45:00,308
- She never mentioned anything.
1010
00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:02,037
- Did you ask?
1011
00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:07,516
Did you ever ask what she wanted
or if she was happy?
1012
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,950
- She never complained.
1013
00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:13,682
I just assumed
that everything was fine.
1014
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,622
- I don't think this is just
about the affair, Dad.
1015
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:17,648
Do you?
1016
00:45:17,681 --> 00:45:19,388
- So where's she going?
1017
00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:20,827
- Thailand.
1018
00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:24,898
- When?
- In ten days.
1019
00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:25,992
-Oh, no.
1020
00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:29,232
She's gonna miss
our anniversary.
1021
00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:30,932
How long is she going for?
1022
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:35,171
- Um, she didn't say exactly,
1023
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:37,201
but she plans on making
a couple of other stops
1024
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,645
along the way.
1025
00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:41,377
- How long, Ava?
1026
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,282
- Six months.
1027
00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,152
- Six months.
1028
00:45:50,647 --> 00:45:52,558
It's over.
1029
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:58,129
She's really left me for good.
1030
00:45:58,155 --> 00:46:00,431
- Dad, you'll get her back.
1031
00:46:00,457 --> 00:46:02,698
You just have to show her
how much you love her
1032
00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:06,503
and remind her
how special she is to you.
1033
00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:08,441
Can you please try
and cheer my dad up?
1034
00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:10,536
Maybe take him out
for a drink or something?
1035
00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:13,070
I need to stop my mom
from leaving.
1036
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:14,411
We'll get the two of them
together.
1037
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:15,712
We can talk it through.
1038
00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:17,412
- That's a bad idea.
1039
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,715
Group therapy sure didn't work.
1040
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,718
I'm running out of options,
Charlie.
1041
00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:24,123
Please help me.
1042
00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,628
You owe me for making me
wife number two.
1043
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:28,756
- Fine.
1044
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:29,992
I'll help you out one last time,
1045
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:31,328
but you got to agree
1046
00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:33,301
to never mention that stupid
Vegas wedding again.
1047
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:34,495
- Deal.
1048
00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:43,274
- Here we go, gentlemen.
1049
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:46,281
- Hey.
1050
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,805
Oh, I can't drink this.
1051
00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:49,044
- Oh, yeah, you can.
1052
00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:51,245
I know the owner.
He's a big-time Jew.
1053
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:52,720
Only serves kosher.
1054
00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:54,120
- Oh, thanks, Gerber.
1055
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:56,385
I didn't know
there were Irish Jews.
1056
00:46:56,413 --> 00:46:57,858
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?
1057
00:46:57,881 --> 00:47:00,589
- So this is great.
A night out with the boys.
1058
00:47:00,617 --> 00:47:01,857
- Yeah.
1059
00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:03,330
I got to tell you,
1060
00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:05,230
you got to leave the old ball
and chain at home sometimes.
1061
00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:06,427
Although I can't complain.
1062
00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:07,662
I love being married.
1063
00:47:07,691 --> 00:47:09,796
I have never had this much sex
in my life.
1064
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,807
No, forget trolling bars
to get laid.
1065
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,536
Get married.
Hello.
1066
00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:15,271
- You don't have sex
all the time.
1067
00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:16,573
- Oh, yeah.
Whenever I want.
1068
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,978
Every which way.
1069
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:20,675
-I miss my wife.
1070
00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:22,149
- Aw.
1071
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:24,243
- Look, Bradley, I'm sure
you guys will work it out,
1072
00:47:24,274 --> 00:47:25,309
and if you don't...
1073
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:26,844
- Yeah, be a man.
1074
00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:28,914
Bradley, there are plenty
of other chicks in the sea.
1075
00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:32,223
Eastern Europe is teeming
with beautiful young women
1076
00:47:32,249 --> 00:47:34,058
just dying to marry
a rich American.
1077
00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:36,530
- Let's not get ahead
of ourselves here, Gerber.
1078
00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:37,861
- 60 is the new 30.
1079
00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:39,458
I saw you over
at the karaoke machine,
1080
00:47:39,489 --> 00:47:41,332
ripping it up, going to work.
1081
00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:46,536
Dude, Slavic hotties will be
all over your Johnson.
1082
00:47:46,563 --> 00:47:50,238
Yeah, they will be lining up
for a man with your experience.
1083
00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:51,541
- You think?
1084
00:47:51,568 --> 00:47:53,912
- Absolutely.
1085
00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:55,848
- Bet you find
a nice Jewish girl.
1086
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,181
Uh-oh.
1087
00:47:57,207 --> 00:48:00,586
- Wouldn't Betty just love that?
1088
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,454
- Oh, I know the perfect place
1089
00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:05,255
to celebrate your
newly anointed single status.
1090
00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:07,819
- Where?
- Got any dollar bills on you?
1091
00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:10,263
- Ah!
Let's have shots for everybody.
1092
00:48:10,287 --> 00:48:11,960
- We are gonna put
some boobs on your face.
1093
00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:13,400
Okay?
1094
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:15,027
- Okay, just this one time.
Yes.
1095
00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:16,560
- Booby in your eye.
1096
00:48:18,028 --> 00:48:20,235
- I know the separation's
hard on you, Ava,
1097
00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:23,575
so I really appreciate
your show of support.
1098
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,047
I should be netting the web
in no time at all.
1099
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:29,448
- I just figured if you're gonna
be gone for six months,
1100
00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:33,444
you need to be
internet and email savvy.
1101
00:48:33,477 --> 00:48:35,423
Now we can keep in touch.
1102
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:39,587
- Well, I must admit,
I am a little nervous.
1103
00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:40,924
- You are?
1104
00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:42,794
- Well, it's been a long time
since I did anything
1105
00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:45,390
this exciting or brave.
1106
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:47,595
I can't remember
the last time I did anything
1107
00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:48,625
without your father.
1108
00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:50,195
- Or you could do this with him.
1109
00:48:50,227 --> 00:48:51,467
- Dad travel?
1110
00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:53,475
He has a hard time
going to the mailbox.
1111
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:59,942
I just know he's devastated
without you.
1112
00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:07,282
- Chase it!
1113
00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:10,625
- Yeah!
1114
00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:12,627
- Oh!
Who's next?
1115
00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:14,356
- Oh, my God!
1116
00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:17,194
- Here's Bradley!
1117
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:20,394
- Aren't you just a little sad
that your marriage is over?
1118
00:49:20,424 --> 00:49:22,028
- Well, of course I am, Ava,
1119
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:25,131
but your father's incapable
of change or even compromise.
1120
00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:28,302
And I refuse to be unfulfilled
any longer.
1121
00:49:28,332 --> 00:49:31,643
- Why didn't you say anything
before?
1122
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:33,511
- I suppose I was
too busy worrying
1123
00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:35,778
about everyone else's needs
to think about my own.
1124
00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:39,079
Doesn't that sound like...
1125
00:49:40,577 --> 00:49:41,647
What?
1126
00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:45,251
- I'm all right.
I'm okay.
1127
00:49:45,282 --> 00:49:47,023
No problem.
1128
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:48,859
Oh, you know, Charlie,
1129
00:49:48,885 --> 00:49:51,832
you're my bestest,
favoritest son-in-law ever.
1130
00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:53,027
- Really?
1131
00:49:53,056 --> 00:49:54,467
'Cause you're, like,
my very favorite
1132
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:55,936
most father-in-law ever.
1133
00:49:55,959 --> 00:49:59,429
- Oh, come on, give me a hug.
1134
00:49:59,463 --> 00:50:00,965
- Bradley Gold.
1135
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,500
- Did you hear that?
1136
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:06,036
That sounded like my wife,
except I don't have one anymore.
1137
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:10,879
- Exactly what did you have
to drink tonight?
1138
00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:13,888
- I don't know, but I'm sure
wasn't Manischewitz.
1139
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,059
- You should be ashamed
of yourself.
1140
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:19,424
- What?
1141
00:50:19,449 --> 00:50:20,928
- What the hell
is wrong with you?
1142
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:23,124
- How was I supposed to know
your mom would be here?
1143
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:25,429
- I told you I was gonna try
to get the two of them together.
1144
00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:26,661
This is your idea of helping?
1145
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,033
- You told me to cheer him up.
1146
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:30,197
Trust me,
tonight he was so happy.
1147
00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:32,764
- Please tell me you did not
take my father Hot Chicks Live.
1148
00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:34,605
- We didn't go
to Hot Chicks Live.
1149
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:36,804
Gerber's way too cheap
for Hot Chicks Live.
1150
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,244
- Gerber was with you?
1151
00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:39,747
I hope you took a cab.
1152
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,614
- I guess chauffer duties were
in their marriage arrangements,
1153
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:44,880
'cause Gerber's wife
drove us home.
1154
00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:47,320
And she's great,
and they're having sex...
1155
00:50:47,344 --> 00:50:50,325
great Polish sex,
whatever that means...
1156
00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:53,055
whenever he wants.
1157
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:55,085
- Show up at your daughter's
house this time of night,
1158
00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:56,324
drunk as a skunk.
1159
00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:58,856
I mean, what do you have
to say for yourself?
1160
00:51:00,957 --> 00:51:02,265
- Thank you, Bradley,
1161
00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:04,533
for validating a very difficult
life-altering decision
1162
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:05,699
l've just made.
1163
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,538
I now know
absolutely for certain
1164
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,942
that leaving you is the smartest
thing I've ever done.
1165
00:51:09,966 --> 00:51:11,877
- Mom, you don't mean that.
1166
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,142
- Yeah.
1167
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:16,049
- Do you know that I dis-
I discovered tonight
1168
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,383
at this strip club?
1169
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,183
- No, please enlighten me.
1170
00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:22,520
- I thought you said you didn't
take him to a strip club.
1171
00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:25,891
- No, I said I didn't take him
to Hot Chicks Live.
1172
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:29,261
- I learned that there are women
in this world who want me.
1173
00:51:29,286 --> 00:51:30,765
- Oh, they don't want you,
you idiot.
1174
00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:32,130
They want your dollar bills.
1175
00:51:32,155 --> 00:51:34,761
- You know,
there's a nation in Europe
1176
00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:38,671
that has a lot
of pretty Russian Jews
1177
00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:40,504
who want to have sex with me.
1178
00:51:40,530 --> 00:51:42,567
- And time for bed.
1179
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,670
- Too bad that you don't have
the balls
1180
00:51:44,701 --> 00:51:46,009
to fly out there and meet them.
1181
00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:48,607
- Well, then I'll just have
to ship them in.
1182
00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,680
- Mazel tov.
1183
00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:55,815
- Oh!
I squished my fish.
1184
00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:57,382
Oh, no.
1185
00:51:57,414 --> 00:52:02,124
- Dude, did you say you were
gonna ship your balls?
1186
00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,927
- Poor Malcolm.
1187
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,297
- This is what I'll be missing?
1188
00:52:05,322 --> 00:52:07,233
- Mom, please.
1189
00:52:07,257 --> 00:52:10,727
- Hey, Bradley, when I'm
cavorting naked on a Fiji beach
1190
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,262
with my Polynesian Adonis,
1191
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:14,935
I shall try to remember
to send you a postcard.
1192
00:52:17,767 --> 00:52:20,680
-Oh...
1193
00:52:20,704 --> 00:52:23,310
I think that went well.
1194
00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:29,757
- "I" what?
1195
00:52:29,779 --> 00:52:30,951
-I love you.
1196
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,551
- Do you realize
that what you did tonight
1197
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:35,062
brought my parents
closer than ever to divorce?
1198
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:36,758
- What I did?
1199
00:52:36,786 --> 00:52:39,289
I was just trying
to cheer him up.
1200
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:40,596
I was helping you.
1201
00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:42,399
But if you hadn't tried
to interfere tonight,
1202
00:52:42,425 --> 00:52:44,427
none of this would have happened
in the first place.
1203
00:52:44,461 --> 00:52:46,202
- Charlie, my parents
are getting divorced.
1204
00:52:46,229 --> 00:52:47,640
I have real problems.
1205
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,940
- You know, maybe we should stop
focusing on your parents...
1206
00:52:49,966 --> 00:52:52,469
Nice shelves.
1207
00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:54,812
And start focusing on us.
1208
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,818
- Uh, what's that supposed
to mean?
1209
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,150
- Well, for one thing,
1210
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,712
It's been a little difficult
to have sex
1211
00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:02,553
with your dad staying here.
1212
00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:04,786
- Oh, I'm surprised you noticed.
1213
00:53:04,814 --> 00:53:06,885
You've been so busy
texting with Adrianna.
1214
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,396
Work must be crazy.
1215
00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:10,864
- You're the one
who's too distracted
1216
00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:12,264
with everyone else's problems
1217
00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:13,791
to even have sex
with your own husband.
1218
00:53:15,158 --> 00:53:16,831
It's not been that long
since we've had sex,
1219
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,635
and I've been busy.
1220
00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:20,699
- Well, you're not
doing anything right now.
1221
00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:22,209
- Ugh, Charlie,
1222
00:53:22,232 --> 00:53:24,337
if you think I'm gonna
sleep with you right now,
1223
00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:26,745
you're even more drunk
than I thought.
1224
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:30,813
Oh!
1225
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,217
Is it really too much to ask
1226
00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:34,153
to replace
the toilet paper roll?
1227
00:53:34,177 --> 00:53:36,020
Is it really that difficult?
1228
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,389
What is it?
1229
00:53:37,414 --> 00:53:39,724
A genetic predisposition
to measure your shits
1230
00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:42,355
against the amount
of toilet paper left?
1231
00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:46,425
Oh!
1232
00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:49,198
And just so you know,
1233
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:52,400
I did not fall in love with you
again today.
1234
00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:05,285
- Morning, beautiful.
I made your favorite.
1235
00:54:05,308 --> 00:54:07,151
Black coffee, two sugars.
1236
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,781
Wheat toast with mayo.
1237
00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:22,167
Truce?
1238
00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:24,035
- Truce.
1239
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:29,306
I have to cancel
the surprise party.
1240
00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:32,336
- You can't save
every marriage, Ava.
1241
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:35,942
- I feel like such a failure.
1242
00:54:35,972 --> 00:54:38,418
- Promise me
you're done intervening.
1243
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,920
- I have no other choice.
1244
00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:42,082
- Promise?
1245
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,750
Meet me tonight for dinner?
1246
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,589
- Mm-hmm.
1247
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:53,825
I can tell that some
positive changes
1248
00:54:53,857 --> 00:54:55,632
have taken place
since our last session.
1249
00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:57,502
What's going on?
1250
00:54:57,527 --> 00:55:00,701
- When we left here, I began
to make that list you suggested.
1251
00:55:00,730 --> 00:55:02,334
I dug really deep,
1252
00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:05,244
and I realized the main reason
I was attracted to Courtney
1253
00:55:05,268 --> 00:55:08,010
was because her family was rich.
1254
00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,540
- Perhaps you were looking
to Courtney
1255
00:55:09,572 --> 00:55:11,813
to provide emotional security.
1256
00:55:11,841 --> 00:55:14,981
- Well, mostly I just liked
the fact she drove a Porsche.
1257
00:55:15,011 --> 00:55:17,617
- And l realized
what l liked about Lloyd
1258
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:19,183
was that he wasn't rich.
1259
00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:20,785
I knew that if I married him,
1260
00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:23,229
it would really piss off
my father.
1261
00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:24,891
- Excuse me?
1262
00:55:24,921 --> 00:55:26,764
- Once we were finally honest
with each other,
1263
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:28,827
it was like this huge relief.
1264
00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:31,134
So we've decided
to get a divorce.
1265
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,801
- And we just wanted to come
here in person to thank you.
1266
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,832
- To thank me for what?
1267
00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:37,173
- If it wasn't for you,
1268
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,339
we could be stuck
in a lousy marriage for years
1269
00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:40,609
without knowing any better.
1270
00:55:40,637 --> 00:55:42,708
- Please, don't mention it.
1271
00:55:42,739 --> 00:55:46,585
- Oh, I just got four winks
on Match.com.
1272
00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:49,783
- I already got a date.
1273
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,884
-I need the guest list
for the party.
1274
00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:55,055
I have to cancel it before
I meet Charlie for dinner.
1275
00:55:56,586 --> 00:55:59,726
- You've seen the light.
1276
00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:03,437
I am taking Mom speed dating
tonight,
1277
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:05,997
show her what the single life
is really like.
1278
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:07,702
- Genius.
1279
00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:09,108
-I have my moments.
1280
00:56:09,132 --> 00:56:10,406
- Hey.
1281
00:56:10,433 --> 00:56:11,503
- Hi, John.
1282
00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:13,138
- Do you guys
have an appointment?
1283
00:56:13,169 --> 00:56:16,207
- No, things didn't really
work out with Amy and me.
1284
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:17,513
-Oh.
1285
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,850
So you're here to talk about it?
1286
00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:22,254
- No, actually, I was wondering
1287
00:56:22,278 --> 00:56:26,021
if Shelby was available
for dinner this evening.
1288
00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,528
- Mm. No.
1289
00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:29,552
I saw your test scores.
1290
00:56:32,756 --> 00:56:35,259
- Cares more about your marriage
than you do.
1291
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:37,328
That's why you got to talk
to your woman
1292
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,067
and find out
what's the trouble.
1293
00:56:39,095 --> 00:56:41,200
- Amen, brother.
1294
00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:42,266
Amen.
1295
00:56:49,372 --> 00:56:50,976
- Rough day?
1296
00:56:51,007 --> 00:56:53,988
- Rough week.
1297
00:56:58,114 --> 00:57:00,060
- Why'd you have an affair, Dad?
1298
00:57:04,788 --> 00:57:08,793
- You know,
that was a long time ago.
1299
00:57:08,825 --> 00:57:11,237
I never would have done it
1300
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:16,870
if I thought your mother and I
were gonna be reconciled.
1301
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:20,279
But...
I'm miserable, Ava.
1302
00:57:20,303 --> 00:57:24,649
I can't sleep.
I can't eat.
1303
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,312
I just want her back.
1304
00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:30,588
- Don't worry, Dad.
1305
00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:32,615
We'll get her back.
1306
00:57:32,649 --> 00:57:35,459
You and me together,
we'll do whatever it takes.
1307
00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:40,395
Why don't you go
get an early night?
1308
00:57:40,423 --> 00:57:44,530
- I just haven't been able
to sleep since she left.
1309
00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:49,271
My mind keeps me awake,
keeps racing.
1310
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,540
- Charlie has sleeping pills.
1311
00:57:51,568 --> 00:57:53,343
- You think that's safe?
1312
00:57:53,369 --> 00:57:55,713
- Of course.
I'll go grab them.
1313
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,017
- Well, how many do I take?
1314
00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,389
- Two, and you'll sleep
like a baby.
1315
00:58:05,949 --> 00:58:07,189
No!
I said two, Dad.
1316
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,753
- From what I remember
about babies,
1317
00:58:08,785 --> 00:58:11,061
they wake up a lot.
1318
00:58:11,087 --> 00:58:12,623
Good night, pumpkin.
1319
00:58:39,082 --> 00:58:41,619
- I'm not sure about this
speed dating thing, Shelby.
1320
00:58:41,651 --> 00:58:42,823
- Oh, you'll love it.
1321
00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:44,024
You can squeeze in 50 bad dates
1322
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:47,694
and only sacrifice one night.
1323
00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:50,102
- Oh!
1324
00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:52,800
Well, welcome, all.
1325
00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:56,504
Now, you'll have five minutes
to speak with your date.
1326
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,978
When I hit that buzzer,
1327
00:58:58,001 --> 00:59:00,709
the man must move on
to the next woman.
1328
00:59:00,737 --> 00:59:02,978
Under 35s to my right.
1329
00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:05,213
Over 35s to my left.
1330
00:59:05,241 --> 00:59:08,552
Ladies, please,
take your seats.
1331
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:11,986
- Come on, Mom.
Let's go.
1332
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,472
- 911.
Is this an emergency?
1333
01:00:08,504 --> 01:00:11,417
- Hi, I think my dad
overdosed on sleeping pills,
1334
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:13,318
and I need an ambulance
right away.
1335
01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:16,321
- A marriage is forever.
1336
01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:18,849
Fidelity is essential.
1337
01:00:18,881 --> 01:00:20,952
A shame my ex-wife
didn't agree.
1338
01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:22,463
Yeah, she left me.
1339
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:23,486
-Oh.
1340
01:00:23,519 --> 01:00:25,931
- At least she thinks she did.
1341
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,405
- Men, y'all better move.
1342
01:00:32,428 --> 01:00:34,408
- I think you're in
the wrong section.
1343
01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:36,637
The under 35s are over there.
1344
01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,168
- A cougar's calling.
1345
01:00:38,201 --> 01:00:39,441
Rawr!
1346
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,082
- Child, didn't you hear
that buzzer?
1347
01:00:42,105 --> 01:00:43,743
Time to switch.
Get over here.
1348
01:00:43,773 --> 01:00:46,413
- I really like squirrels.
You like squirrels?
1349
01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:47,819
- I think I heard the buzzer.
1350
01:00:47,844 --> 01:00:52,054
- I'm so nervous.
I hate these things.
1351
01:00:57,754 --> 01:00:58,755
- Hmm.
1352
01:00:59,622 --> 01:01:02,228
- Ava!
Ava!
1353
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,004
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1354
01:01:06,029 --> 01:01:08,134
- Bradley.
What happened?
1355
01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,666
- How many sleeping pills
did he take?
1356
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:10,803
- Uh, I don't know,
1357
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,779
but the bottle was empty
when I found it.
1358
01:01:12,802 --> 01:01:14,076
- My bottle of sleeping pills?
1359
01:01:14,103 --> 01:01:15,309
That was practically full.
1360
01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,079
- One of you can ride with us.
1361
01:01:17,106 --> 01:01:18,983
- I'll follow in my car, okay?
- Okay.
1362
01:01:21,944 --> 01:01:24,049
- So do you want to go home
and slit our wrists now
1363
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,219
or get drunk first?
1364
01:01:26,249 --> 01:01:28,889
- Hi, Ava.
1365
01:01:28,918 --> 01:01:30,989
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
1366
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:33,864
Oh, we're coming.
We're coming.
1367
01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:44,738
- I never should have left
my pills out.
1368
01:01:44,767 --> 01:01:47,714
I just didn't see this coming.
Did you?
1369
01:01:47,737 --> 01:01:52,709
- Me?
No.
1370
01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:00,654
- Where is he?
Where is he?
1371
01:02:00,683 --> 01:02:02,287
Is he all right?
1372
01:02:02,318 --> 01:02:03,296
- It's okay.
1373
01:02:03,319 --> 01:02:04,696
Doctors are in with him
right now.
1374
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,600
- It's all my fault.
I'm a horrible wife.
1375
01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:09,569
- I can't believe he actually
tried to kill himself.
1376
01:02:09,592 --> 01:02:11,572
- Shelby.
Not now.
1377
01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:13,130
- He's recovering nicely.
1378
01:02:13,162 --> 01:02:14,766
- Oh, thank God for that.
Can I see him?
1379
01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,902
- Of course. Go in.
Nurse, show her in, please.
1380
01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:17,911
I have to tell you, though,
1381
01:02:17,934 --> 01:02:19,277
we did find
some very small traces
1382
01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:20,610
of the drug in his system.
1383
01:02:20,636 --> 01:02:22,946
In my opinion, this was not
a suicide attempt.
1384
01:02:22,972 --> 01:02:25,213
- Oh, that's a huge relief,
Doctor.
1385
01:02:25,241 --> 01:02:27,380
Thank you so much for your help.
Thank you.
1386
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,753
- You're welcome.
1387
01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:30,587
We'll keep him here overnight
just to make sure,
1388
01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:32,354
but he should be fine to leave
in the morning.
1389
01:02:32,381 --> 01:02:33,359
- Okay.
- All right.
1390
01:02:33,382 --> 01:02:34,452
- It's just so strange.
1391
01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:37,226
You said the bottle
was empty, right?
1392
01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:40,291
- Yeah, I think.
1393
01:02:40,323 --> 01:02:42,200
- Either it was empty or not.
1394
01:02:42,225 --> 01:02:45,069
- Mm.
It's not that simple.
1395
01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:47,131
- What's not that simple?
1396
01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:50,508
It was empty, or why else
would you call 911?
1397
01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:52,240
- As a precaution.
1398
01:02:52,268 --> 01:02:54,009
- Ava, what are you
talking about?
1399
01:02:54,036 --> 01:02:55,845
- I've always wanted to try
the food here.
1400
01:02:55,872 --> 01:02:58,785
I hear their Jell-O
is fabulous.
1401
01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:01,414
-I may have
slightly exaggerated
1402
01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:02,821
the number of pills
that he took.
1403
01:03:02,845 --> 01:03:04,483
- Exaggerated?
1404
01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:05,891
- I'm gonna go find
the cafeteria
1405
01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:09,158
and that hot doctor.
1406
01:03:09,185 --> 01:03:13,793
- Oh, you're not
gonna like this.
1407
01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,996
Um...
1408
01:03:16,025 --> 01:03:17,971
I knew my dad didn't take
the whole bottle,
1409
01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:19,735
but he was having
a lot of trouble sleeping,
1410
01:03:19,762 --> 01:03:21,901
so he took three
to help him fall asleep.
1411
01:03:21,931 --> 01:03:23,069
- And the rest of them?
1412
01:03:23,099 --> 01:03:25,943
- I flushed them
down the toilet.
1413
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,003
- You did what?
1414
01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:28,572
-I know.
I'm not proud.
1415
01:03:28,604 --> 01:03:30,606
- Jesus, Ava.
What the hell is wrong with you?
1416
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,677
- I was desperate, okay?
1417
01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:35,814
My dad has been just devastated
since the separation,
1418
01:03:35,845 --> 01:03:38,621
and I needed to do something
to bring them together.
1419
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,389
- You promised me
you were done interfering.
1420
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:42,089
What you did was illegal.
1421
01:03:42,118 --> 01:03:44,029
If anyone found out,
you could lose your license.
1422
01:03:44,053 --> 01:03:45,555
You could even go to prison.
1423
01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:47,625
- Charlie, you're making it
sound way worse than it is.
1424
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:49,398
- No, Ava,
I'm telling you how it is.
1425
01:03:49,425 --> 01:03:51,234
- Their 30th anniversary
is coming up...
1426
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:52,967
- I can't believe this.
1427
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:54,838
- Why are you walking away
from me?
1428
01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:56,775
- How dare you think you can
just manipulate people
1429
01:03:56,799 --> 01:03:58,107
to get your way?
1430
01:03:58,134 --> 01:04:00,341
- I'm sorry, but I did it
for my parents.
1431
01:04:00,369 --> 01:04:02,076
- No, you didn't do it for them
1432
01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:04,209
You did it for yourself.
1433
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,550
- I was only trying to help.
1434
01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:07,884
Charlie, where are you going?
1435
01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,856
- I can't believe
this is who you are!
1436
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,402
- I'm dead, aren't I?
1437
01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:35,546
- No.
Very much alive.
1438
01:04:35,571 --> 01:04:38,177
- Are you sure?
1439
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:39,982
Because for me,
1440
01:04:40,009 --> 01:04:43,547
heaven is where you are, Betty.
1441
01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:46,587
I love you so much.
1442
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:50,086
And I'll do
whatever you want me to do.
1443
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:53,191
I'll get on a plane
to Thailand.
1444
01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:56,601
I'll pick up a tapeworm
in India.
1445
01:04:56,626 --> 01:05:00,233
I'll even come clean
with the girls about Ian.
1446
01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:02,174
But I want you to be happy,
Betty,
1447
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:08,274
and I want to be part
of that happiness.
1448
01:05:08,304 --> 01:05:10,079
- When I got that phone call
tonight,
1449
01:05:10,106 --> 01:05:14,452
I realized that you're not
a part of that happiness.
1450
01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:18,152
-Oh.
1451
01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:25,129
- You are that happiness to me.
1452
01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:42,514
Mm.
1453
01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:44,074
Mm.
1454
01:05:55,918 --> 01:05:57,192
- Mom's gonna spend the night.
1455
01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:58,721
You need a ride?
1456
01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:03,069
If it's any consolation,
1457
01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:05,003
I thought it was
an inspired idea.
1458
01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,370
- Thanks.
1459
01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:08,306
I'll remember that when I get
the divorce papers.
1460
01:06:08,331 --> 01:06:10,333
- No, I'm serious.
That took major balls.
1461
01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:11,970
I have a newfound respect
for you.
1462
01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:14,106
- Somehow that makes me
feel worse.
1463
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:16,309
- Excuse me.
What room is Bradley Gold in?
1464
01:06:16,339 --> 01:06:17,477
- Just a second.
1465
01:06:17,506 --> 01:06:19,281
- isn't that
the deli delivery guy?
1466
01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:22,420
- Yeah, his wife, Betty,
called me.
1467
01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:24,118
I'm his son.
1468
01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:27,124
- It's room 412.
1469
01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:29,151
- 412.
Thank you.
1470
01:06:45,101 --> 01:06:46,205
- How old are you?
1471
01:06:46,235 --> 01:06:49,011
- 25.
- Me too.
1472
01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:51,416
When's your birthday?
1473
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:54,387
- May.
1474
01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:56,481
- I'm June.
1475
01:07:00,483 --> 01:07:02,554
- Busy month.
1476
01:07:02,585 --> 01:07:04,030
- Is there a July?
1477
01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:07,398
- How long have you known?
1478
01:07:07,423 --> 01:07:10,632
- Ian came to me
right after your wedding.
1479
01:07:10,659 --> 01:07:13,139
- How come you didn't
say anything before?
1480
01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:16,143
- Oh, I was shocked.
1481
01:07:16,165 --> 01:07:19,806
- In our dad's defense,
1482
01:07:19,835 --> 01:07:21,712
he didn't know about me.
1483
01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:24,513
My mom kept his identity secret.
1484
01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:27,214
I mean, I only found out,
1485
01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:31,919
well, after she died
a few months ago.
1486
01:07:31,947 --> 01:07:33,949
- That sucks.
1487
01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:36,987
- Yeah, yeah, it really does.
1488
01:07:37,019 --> 01:07:38,327
- Sorry.
1489
01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:41,597
So when were you planning
on telling us?
1490
01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:43,262
- He was working up to it.
1491
01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:46,273
- I realize that I have
some apologizing to do,
1492
01:07:46,295 --> 01:07:52,871
and, Ian, I know that I
missed out on, well, everything.
1493
01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:56,714
But I'd like to make it up
to you if you'd let me.
1494
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:01,578
- And all this time,
I thought I was an only child.
1495
01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:05,587
- You might still wish you were.
1496
01:09:16,352 --> 01:09:19,094
- Oh, thank you.
1497
01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:48,224
- Hi.
1498
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:50,389
It's your wife.
Remember me?
1499
01:09:50,419 --> 01:09:53,093
- I'm not sure who you are.
1500
01:09:57,126 --> 01:09:59,163
I know you're angry,
1501
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:01,573
but you didn't tell me about
your whole Vegas wedding,
1502
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:02,871
and I still forgave you.
1503
01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:06,402
So maybe this is my
total screw-up moment
1504
01:10:06,435 --> 01:10:08,244
you just have to forgive me for.
1505
01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:13,413
You planning on coming home
anytime soon?
1506
01:10:13,442 --> 01:10:15,115
- I can't answer that
right now.
1507
01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:17,488
- You can't just ignore
our marriage, Charlie.
1508
01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:18,821
- The way you have?
1509
01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:21,225
- I'm a therapist.
Helping people is what I do.
1510
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:22,854
But this was personal.
1511
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:25,195
My parents were separating.
1512
01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:27,734
- Yeah.
1513
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:36,138
The anniversary party's on
for tomorrovv afternoon.
1514
01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:38,907
Will you be my date?
1515
01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:41,710
- I'm not really in the mood
to celebrate.
1516
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:43,774
- Is there something else
going on?
1517
01:10:43,806 --> 01:10:46,377
I mean, you and Adrianna
seem awfully close.
1518
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:48,285
- If that's the person
who you think you married,
1519
01:10:48,310 --> 01:10:49,618
then what are you
even doing here?
1520
01:10:49,645 --> 01:10:50,783
- Aren't we worth fighting for?
1521
01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:52,690
- What are you fighting for?
1522
01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:54,854
Your marriage or me?
1523
01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:55,884
- It's the same thing.
1524
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:58,660
- No.
No, it's not.
1525
01:10:58,687 --> 01:11:01,224
You want a husband so when your
patients ask if you're married,
1526
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,328
you can tell them yes.
1527
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:07,239
And that way, it'll validate
all the advice you give them.
1528
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:10,142
I feel like the worst thing
we did to our relationship
1529
01:11:10,165 --> 01:11:11,576
was get married.
1530
01:11:13,802 --> 01:11:15,475
- Sorry to interrupt you guys.
1531
01:11:15,504 --> 01:11:17,245
Charlie,
it's your conference call
1532
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,718
to discuss the new Chardonnay.
1533
01:11:18,741 --> 01:11:19,981
They're on line two.
1534
01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:22,250
- Thanks.
1535
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,621
I have to get this.
1536
01:12:17,566 --> 01:12:19,705
- Got any tequila over there?
1537
01:12:19,735 --> 01:12:21,146
- What, you want a shot?
1538
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:23,275
- Just hand me the whole bottle.
1539
01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:29,383
- You know why I think Charlie
gave you the wine
1540
01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:31,482
for a wedding gift?
1541
01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:33,686
- ls this really relevant, Dad?
1542
01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:37,061
- Could be.
1543
01:12:37,086 --> 01:12:39,862
He told me once that
when the grapes are growing,
1544
01:12:39,888 --> 01:12:43,392
the winemakers
purposely stress them out
1545
01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:46,065
by depriving them of water
1546
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:49,804
and giving them
an overabundance of sunshine.
1547
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:53,609
Now, this weeds out
the weak ones,
1548
01:12:53,635 --> 01:12:56,309
and only the strongest
and best survive,
1549
01:12:56,338 --> 01:13:01,287
and those are the grapes
that make the finest wine.
1550
01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:03,381
Now, the greatest love
1551
01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:06,552
survives the harshest
of conditions.
1552
01:13:06,582 --> 01:13:10,359
And surviving that turmoil
1553
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:13,697
is what makes a marriage strong.
1554
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:17,594
- Thanks, Dad.
1555
01:13:19,495 --> 01:13:22,908
But I still want the tequila.
1556
01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:38,120
- Dude, better get dressed.
Come on.
1557
01:13:38,147 --> 01:13:40,127
Don't want to be late
and ruin the surprise.
1558
01:13:40,149 --> 01:13:41,822
- I'm not going.
1559
01:13:53,796 --> 01:13:55,366
I left the toilet seat up.
1560
01:13:55,397 --> 01:13:56,637
It's a work in progress.
1561
01:13:56,665 --> 01:13:57,871
- Tell me about it.
1562
01:13:58,534 --> 01:13:59,877
- You know, buddy,
1563
01:13:59,902 --> 01:14:01,313
you're always welcome here,
1564
01:14:01,336 --> 01:14:04,283
but now long
are you planning to stay?
1565
01:14:04,306 --> 01:14:07,651
It's just Kasha's parents
are coming to visit
1566
01:14:07,676 --> 01:14:09,815
and her two brothers
and three cousins.
1567
01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:11,552
- Are you all right with that?
1568
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:13,287
- Absolutely.
1569
01:14:13,315 --> 01:14:16,353
When you get married, you don't
set limits on what love means.
1570
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,459
Okay, but that shit is weird,
1571
01:14:19,488 --> 01:14:21,593
dude, with the bread
and the mayo.
1572
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:23,261
I bet you're the only person
on Earth
1573
01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,431
that eats toast that way.
1574
01:14:32,434 --> 01:14:35,574
- Dad, are you sure
you can drink that?
1575
01:14:35,604 --> 01:14:36,844
I don't think it's kosher.
1576
01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:38,852
- Well, I'm taking
a more relaxed approach
1577
01:14:38,874 --> 01:14:41,150
to things these days.
1578
01:14:41,176 --> 01:14:42,484
Besides, we're celebrating.
1579
01:14:42,511 --> 01:14:44,650
Your mother and I just booked
a trip to Thailand.
1580
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,091
- Wow.
1581
01:14:46,114 --> 01:14:47,855
- Exotic trips,
exotic cuisine...
1582
01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:49,521
how will you survive?
1583
01:14:50,619 --> 01:14:52,189
- Turns.
1584
01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:53,700
- Ian's gonna housesit for us.
1585
01:14:53,722 --> 01:14:55,668
- What?
How come he gets to?
1586
01:14:55,691 --> 01:14:57,193
- Because he's older,
sweetheart.
1587
01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,637
- By a month.
1588
01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:00,970
- Sibling rivalry.
Started already.
1589
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,441
- Don't worry about it, Shel.
1590
01:15:02,464 --> 01:15:04,375
I'll invite you
to all the wild parties.
1591
01:15:04,399 --> 01:15:06,379
And you won't even
be responsible for the cleanup.
1592
01:15:06,401 --> 01:15:09,075
- Brother, where have you been
all my life?
1593
01:15:09,104 --> 01:15:10,378
Come with me.
1594
01:15:10,405 --> 01:15:12,783
I'll show you where Dad
hides the good booze.
1595
01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:15,220
- Is Charlie meeting us
at the winery?
1596
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:18,589
- It was nice of him to
invite us to the wine tasting.
1597
01:15:18,614 --> 01:15:21,288
- It's not you guys
he's upset with.
1598
01:15:21,316 --> 01:15:23,887
- Well, best get going.
1599
01:15:23,919 --> 01:15:25,990
- Betty.
- Yes?
1600
01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:29,002
Oh, thank you, darling.
1601
01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:32,267
I'm just gonna run upstairs
and update my Facebook status.
1602
01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:33,773
- I hate to see you go,
1603
01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:36,799
but I love to watch you leave.
1604
01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:52,589
- Bradley, did you take
your antacid?
1605
01:15:52,614 --> 01:15:53,957
- No.
1606
01:15:53,982 --> 01:15:55,791
- You know how white wine
affects your stomach.
1607
01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:57,319
You won't be able to sleep.
1608
01:15:57,352 --> 01:15:59,229
- With any luck...
1609
01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:00,528
Surprise!
1610
01:16:05,093 --> 01:16:07,073
- Are you two
responsible for this?
1611
01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:09,735
- You two should be grounded
for lying to us.
1612
01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:11,073
- Are we really grounded?
1613
01:16:11,099 --> 01:16:13,409
- She's not my mom.
1614
01:16:13,435 --> 01:16:18,111
- Well, I don't believe it.
1615
01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:22,054
- Well, I just want to thank
you all for being here today.
1616
01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:23,556
30 years is no mean feat,
1617
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,889
and I'd be lying to you
1618
01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:29,088
if I told you that we hadn't had
a few bumps along the road.
1619
01:16:29,117 --> 01:16:31,893
- Or mountains.
1620
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,799
- But I just want to tell you
how lucky I feel
1621
01:16:34,823 --> 01:16:37,895
to have this woman by my side
1622
01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:40,429
and how I love her even more
1623
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:43,909
for sticking with me
during those trying times
1624
01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:46,913
when even I might have left me.
1625
01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:50,849
So I just want
to propose a toast
1626
01:16:50,872 --> 01:16:54,285
to the love of my life,
1627
01:16:54,309 --> 01:16:58,189
to Betty.
1628
01:16:58,213 --> 01:17:01,660
- Betty.
- Betty.
1629
01:17:01,683 --> 01:17:04,391
- Betty.
1630
01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:06,729
- L'chaim.
1631
01:17:27,509 --> 01:17:29,182
- This will help.
1632
01:17:32,047 --> 01:17:33,651
Charlie running late?
1633
01:17:33,682 --> 01:17:37,289
- I don't think
he's gonna make it.
1634
01:17:38,887 --> 01:17:39,991
- Will you two?
1635
01:17:40,022 --> 01:17:43,333
- I don't know.
1636
01:17:43,358 --> 01:17:45,395
I don't know what happened.
1637
01:17:45,427 --> 01:17:49,842
- Yeah, I mean, you ignored him
1638
01:17:49,865 --> 01:17:51,208
by prioritizing your parents,
1639
01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:52,803
sex-starved him,
1640
01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:54,575
and then you went
psycho criminal on his ass.
1641
01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:56,605
I can see
where it gets confusing.
1642
01:17:59,207 --> 01:18:01,312
I did try apologizing.
1643
01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:02,549
- Trying to get him to come
1644
01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:04,056
to your parents'
anniversary party
1645
01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:05,752
so you don't lose face
in front of the family
1646
01:18:05,781 --> 01:18:08,318
is a lot like apologizing.
1647
01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:12,264
- When did you get so smart?
1648
01:18:12,287 --> 01:18:13,493
- Is Ava Dalton admitting
1649
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,160
that she doesn't know
everything?
1650
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,261
- Yes, yes.
Okay, I admit it.
1651
01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:21,206
I'm not perfect,
and I don't know everything.
1652
01:18:21,229 --> 01:18:26,110
- Well, I've known that
for about 25 years.
1653
01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:28,114
I think there might be
someone else
1654
01:18:28,136 --> 01:18:29,615
you need to mention it to.
1655
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:39,888
- Oh, say good night
to Mom and Dad for me.
1656
01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:46,024
- I should open
my own practice.
1657
01:18:47,289 --> 01:18:49,735
- There you are, darling.
I've been looking for you.
1658
01:18:49,758 --> 01:18:53,501
This is Jeremiah,
Rabbi Stevens' son.
1659
01:18:53,528 --> 01:18:55,405
And this is my daughter Shelby.
1660
01:18:55,430 --> 01:18:57,876
- Hi, Jeremiah,
Rabbi Stevens' son.
1661
01:18:57,899 --> 01:18:59,469
- Nice to meet you.
1662
01:18:59,501 --> 01:19:01,606
- Have a seat.
1663
01:19:01,636 --> 01:19:03,115
- Thank you.
1664
01:19:03,138 --> 01:19:06,745
- I think you may find you have
quite a few things in common.
1665
01:19:08,143 --> 01:19:09,781
- So you're Jewish.
1666
01:19:13,782 --> 01:19:16,922
Wait a minute.
My dad told me about you.
1667
01:19:16,952 --> 01:19:18,727
Aren't you
the wandering degenerate?
1668
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,098
- And aren't you
the sponging sister?
1669
01:19:21,123 --> 01:19:25,003
- It's "slutty sponging sister,"
if you don't mind.
1670
01:19:26,128 --> 01:19:28,074
- No, actually,
1671
01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:30,940
I don't mind at all.
1672
01:20:13,074 --> 01:20:15,520
- I'm so sorry, Charlie.
1673
01:20:15,544 --> 01:20:18,684
- Before you start apologizing,
1674
01:20:18,713 --> 01:20:20,351
I have some things to say.
1675
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,862
Okay?
1676
01:20:22,884 --> 01:20:24,420
About eight weeks ago,
1677
01:20:24,452 --> 01:20:26,125
you promised to love me
1678
01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:28,862
in sickness, in health,
and all that other stuff.
1679
01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:31,336
Remember?
1680
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:35,239
Well, I have some amendments
to those vows.
1681
01:20:35,263 --> 01:20:38,608
Do you promise to fall in love
with me every day,
1682
01:20:38,633 --> 01:20:39,634
even when we fight?
1683
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:41,341
- Yes.
1684
01:20:41,369 --> 01:20:42,712
- Will you swear
to have sex with me
1685
01:20:42,737 --> 01:20:44,216
at least twice a week,
1686
01:20:44,239 --> 01:20:46,344
sometimes twice a day
when the mood strikes?
1687
01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:48,285
- Oh, yes.
1688
01:20:48,310 --> 01:20:50,153
- And finally,
1689
01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:53,182
do you accept the fact
that I'll probably never, ever
1690
01:20:53,215 --> 01:20:55,593
in the next 50 years
1691
01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:58,621
remember to put a new
toilet roll on the dispenser?
1692
01:21:02,123 --> 01:21:03,693
I do.
1693
01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:05,329
- Let's go back.
1694
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:06,566
Let's show these people
1695
01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:08,199
that we know how to make
a marriage work.
1696
01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:09,334
- No.
1697
01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:10,809
- No?
1698
01:21:10,832 --> 01:21:12,368
- A marriage isn't official
1699
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,778
until it's been consummated.
1700
01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:17,079
-I knew there was a reason
why I married you.
1701
01:21:47,802 --> 01:21:50,646
Who's the most beautiful baby
in the whole wide world?
1702
01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,821
- Look at Mommy.
1703
01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:22,982
- Oh, and just so you know...
1704
01:22:23,004 --> 01:22:26,975
Ah!
1705
01:22:27,008 --> 01:22:30,012
- I'm a big boy.
1706
01:22:30,045 --> 01:22:32,047
Didn't use to be.
1707
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:35,254
- Focus.
1708
01:22:35,283 --> 01:22:39,925
And action.
1709
01:22:54,569 --> 01:22:56,071
- Are you wearing a yarmulke?
1710
01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:57,208
- Yeah, you like it?
1711
01:22:57,238 --> 01:22:58,876
I had to dig around
in the basement to find it.
1712
01:22:58,907 --> 01:23:00,648
I haven't worn one
since I was a kid.
1713
01:23:00,675 --> 01:23:03,121
- Nice.
Very... Jewish.
1714
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:06,091
- Well, that's the look
I was going for.
1715
01:23:07,015 --> 01:23:11,191
- Physical contact
make you uncomfortable?
1716
01:23:11,219 --> 01:23:14,029
- No, I just don't hug
strangers,
1717
01:23:14,055 --> 01:23:17,059
most particularly,
men I don't know.
1718
01:23:17,092 --> 01:23:18,833
- He's more comfortable
sleeping with women
1719
01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:20,305
he's just met.
1720
01:23:20,328 --> 01:23:23,309
- It's "slutty sponging sister,"
if you don't mind.
1721
01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:28,007
- No, actually,
I don't mind at all.
1722
01:23:30,205 --> 01:23:31,206
Sorry.
1723
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:32,343
- Ah right, out.
1724
01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:33,375
- Did we get it?
1725
01:23:36,911 --> 01:23:39,482
- What the hell?
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