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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,375 --> 00:00:22,084 "THOSE WHO SPEAK THE TRUTH ARE HANGED." (GEORG BÜCHNER) 2 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:31,719 We're rolling. - We just made history. 3 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:35,084 The Perfetti Gang has saved its first life! 4 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:37,175 Perfetti! 5 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:40,507 I skinny dipped with a freshman girl. - Right! 6 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:42,254 Cool! 7 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,755 Yeah, friends forever! 8 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:47,591 Friends forever! Forever! forever! 9 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:50,919 Guys, I have an idea. 10 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,677 Blood brothers. - Blood brothers! 11 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:55,759 Wait, Leo. 12 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:58,468 OK, now. 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,752 Aw, fuck! - Fuck! 14 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,381 Stop filming and run to a phone booth! 15 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:08,091 What dick had this dumb idea? - Yo momma! 16 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:11,504 See the light at the end of the tunnel? - Shut it! 17 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:14,252 Idiots. - We'll ignore that. 18 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:19,042 To the emergency room, Mr. Clooney! Aren't you that actor? 19 00:01:20,042 --> 00:01:22,966 THE PERFECT SECRET 20 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:27,508 Ambulance 4, patient with stab wound. Male, nine years old. 21 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:31,425 Stable. We're on our way to St. Francis Hospital. 22 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:34,506 Do we have to drive so fast? I feel sick. 23 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:37,921 Dude, Leo, you bled all over the place! 24 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:41,132 Note down your parents' numbers. - Mine have no phone. 25 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:43,135 A fax might work. 26 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:45,966 Rocco, let's send this to Funniest Home Videos. 27 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:48,761 Stop filming and sit down! 28 00:01:49,292 --> 00:01:51,715 Let go of him! - Simon, bite him! 29 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,094 Damn! Where did you find our old camcorder? 30 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:04,045 Rocco, you need help? - No. 31 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,337 Is there a method to this madness? 32 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,594 Just relax. Have a glass of wine. 33 00:02:12,042 --> 00:02:13,965 Listen, I'm not Carlotta. 34 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,676 You're awake? 35 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:22,044 Hey, sweetie. 36 00:02:22,292 --> 00:02:23,760 What are you going to wear? 37 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:26,670 Oh my god! It's going to be so awesome! 38 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:43,677 We just made history. The Perfetti Gang... 39 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:45,881 Give me that, Bruno. It's not a toy. 40 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,169 Cell phones make you dumb. 41 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:52,545 Ey, Pepe. Why'd you name the piglet after my mom? 42 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,585 We were such disturbed kids. 43 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:58,626 Mom! Have you boiled the pacifier? - Yes. 44 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:03,041 You're cleaning now? - Just real quick. 45 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,923 Baby yoga tomorrow will be stressful. 46 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,802 Does Carlotta do any housework? 47 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:13,005 She works, Mom. - I can't believe you agreed to this. 48 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,677 It's called a modern relationship. 49 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,131 Think of where you'd be if you had a degree! 50 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:20,886 I'm worried about where you'll end up. 51 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,548 Sacrificed yourself to a feminist. 52 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:26,636 Stop talking about me. I'm here. 53 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:29,090 I know it's late. Sorry! 54 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,843 It's fine. We'll manage. - Did you miss me? 55 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,172 No! - Not even a little? 56 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:35,635 Hey, sweetie! 57 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:37,294 Hey, sweetie! 58 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,923 He doesn't recognize you. Not even a smile. 59 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:42,677 So nice you're here. What a warm welcome. 60 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:45,716 I'll change! - No, we're leaving now. 61 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:48,544 Carl... Carlotta! 62 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,673 Sarah broke up with Diego. 63 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,835 She looked through his phone. 64 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:10,963 You don't need to change! - I answered my boss. Don't stress me out. 65 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:15,417 You really want to argue, or can we have a nice evening for once? 66 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,048 Right, then come. 67 00:04:28,042 --> 00:04:31,592 Please tell me where you're going. - I told you. To Klara's! 68 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,083 Are you going to put something on? - Yes, shoes. 69 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:38,921 You're meeting Maik, right? - Psycho questions. 70 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:42,546 Lying undermines the trust between us. 71 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:44,381 I told you I'm going to Klara's 72 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,965 with a bunch of people. Maik might be there, too. 73 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,510 Are these for water balloons? 74 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:52,590 Those aren't mine. 75 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:56,261 So they fell into your bag? - I keep them for Klara. 76 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:59,136 Can't she do that herself? - Hm, right! 77 00:04:59,292 --> 00:05:00,885 Her mom goes through her stuff. 78 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:03,295 Call her, she could use a therapist. 79 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:05,836 You'll drive me nuts! - You are already. 80 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:09,344 When did you get this way? - I always have been. 81 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:12,219 I just put on an act for 14 years. 82 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,544 God, that woman! 83 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:26,005 Queen St. 42. Stachus Sq. 18 in six minutes. Leopold St., no number. 84 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:29,633 Leopold St., no number. - Can you put your phone down, baby? 85 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,006 I so wanted to bake some bread. 86 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:37,960 Oh wait! I have the dream catcher I made in night school! 87 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:42,421 But Eva will think it's crap, won't she? 88 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:45,636 She's so harsh. She doesn't like me at all. 89 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,593 They all think you're great. 90 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:51,876 I keep telling you that. - I hope this organic wine is good. 91 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:55,501 No idea how long it was in Gran's cellar? - Wine should be old. 92 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:58,757 You could've removed the price tag. 93 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,836 Leave it! 20 euros! Stick it on the cork. 94 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,755 But it's in deutschmarks! We can't leave that on there! 95 00:06:08,042 --> 00:06:09,214 Fuuuck! 96 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:13,175 Are you using the lotion I gave you? - It says it's for horses. 97 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,503 It's the same as the one for people. 98 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,172 It'll do you good. 99 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,257 Then you won't be so aggressive when you drive. 100 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,505 UNKNOWN NUMBER 101 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:27,715 Hello, Mrs. Obermayer. 102 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:29,718 No, according to body size. 103 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:33,254 Check the table and hide the homeopathic pellets in his food. 104 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,254 That's really not uncommon for that breed. 105 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,594 Just come by my office. 106 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:42,381 No, he didn't! 107 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:45,211 Really? - You look so hot! 108 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,631 Are you nuts? 109 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:49,886 Not you. I'm talking to my dog. 110 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,965 Labrador. Yes, terribly clingy. 111 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:54,502 No, Benni! 112 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,341 No, not castrated, but I'm considering it. 113 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:03,961 Let me know how Hasko's doing tomorrow. 114 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,593 As you've probably heard, 115 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,344 tonight is a very special lunar eclipse 116 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,969 that only comes around every 200 years. 117 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:25,261 Your daughter is talking total crap. 118 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:29,751 I didn't hear your answer. - Eva, what can I say? 119 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,131 At 14 you're full of crap. 120 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:34,048 Crappy grades, mood, clothes. 121 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:38,001 She's meeting that Maik guy. - Don't they say "hang" now? 122 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:41,341 I don't like him. - Your parents didn't want you dating me. 123 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,343 Did it change anything? 124 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,754 Take a step back. Like you do with your patients. 125 00:07:47,542 --> 00:07:49,169 She has condoms in her bag. 126 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:52,510 How do you know that? 127 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,256 A mother's intuition. 128 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,628 You went through her stuff? - Looking for my eyeliner. 129 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:03,047 She uses conflict with me to assert her identity and distance herself. 130 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:06,587 So arguing with Sophie is... psychologically recommended? 131 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:10,048 Absolutely, kind of. 132 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,798 But it sounds dumb when you say it. 133 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:16,504 My mother sold fruit. - Here we go again. 134 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:20,342 Things were simple. I left my family without distancing myself. 135 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:24,463 My mom said, "Rocco's not here? I'll put his chicken in the fridge." 136 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:30,007 You know what would interest me? 137 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,594 No. - Where my husband is. 138 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:36,584 You've stopped cursing. You're annoyingly even-tempered. 139 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:41,341 Why are you so relaxed recently? 140 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,377 You getting that? 141 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,168 Hello. - It's us. 142 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,718 Come up. 143 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:56,714 Shit. 144 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,006 Hello! - Hi. 145 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,172 Here. - Thanks! 146 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:04,919 Be right there! 147 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:09,634 Sorry. He rushed me. I couldn't change. - You go to work like that? Hot! 148 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:13,129 Stop that! He's jealous enough as is. 149 00:09:13,292 --> 00:09:14,885 Tiramisu. - Thank God! 150 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:17,386 Who knows what Rocco is conjuring up. 151 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,091 What did she say? - Hey, top chef! 152 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,423 Hi. - Nice that you're here. 153 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:25,177 What's cooking? It stinks a bit. - Excuse me? 154 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,507 I'll ignore that. Tonight's menu is a surprise. 155 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:32,717 Inspired by the world tour we've been planning for years but will never book. 156 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:35,544 This goes in the fridge. 157 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,718 It's us. - Hello! 158 00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:43,340 Anyone home? - Hey! 159 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,876 So glad you could make it, too. - Hello, Carlotta. 160 00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:49,760 Hello. - Eva. 161 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:52,090 See, they're not so dressed up. 162 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,927 I'm kidding, Eva. 163 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,752 I brought you something. - Really? 164 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:02,636 OK. Thanks. - I don't know if you'll like it. 165 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,835 Look. 166 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:08,708 A dream catcher. I made it myself. - It's... 167 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,627 It's gorgeous. Thanks. 168 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:12,965 And white wine. - Organic! 169 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:16,177 They roped you in too, didn't they? 170 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:19,052 One bottle? Is it a bitter? - What does organic mean? 171 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,131 25 euros is what it means. 172 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:26,042 Should I pay you back in instalments? - Has Princess Sophie left yet? 173 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,757 She's in her room, lying on a pea. 174 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:34,545 Rudi, no! - Your dog is so weird. 175 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,426 Drop it, Rudi! 176 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:38,551 I'll say hello. - No, don't. 177 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:44,008 You sound really fed up. At war? - I found condoms in her bag. 178 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,377 Well, she's 14. 179 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:50,838 So what? - I won't say when I got started then. 180 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,377 No, tell us. 181 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,011 At 12 my mom gave me my first vibrator. 182 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:57,135 But she's a bit of a hippy. 183 00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:01,342 She said, "First time drunk at 12, and first drunk in bed at 13." 184 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:07,755 Right, if we need a babysitter, then not Bianca. 185 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,969 Where's Pepe? - Hasn't showed yet. 186 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,216 Is he bringing his new lady? - Her name is Anna. 187 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:20,380 No bitching. I'm so glad he found her. He was so sad at couples nights. 188 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:22,510 He has depressive episodes. 189 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:25,966 What? - Pepe's always been a bit melancholy. 190 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,378 What if she's old? 191 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:31,216 A MILF? - Careful! Eva and I are MILFs. 192 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:35,084 You, maybe. Is this sparkling wine? It's got bubbles. 193 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:37,385 It's gone bad. - Yes. 194 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,044 Nonsense! 195 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,802 Shake it till the bubbles are gone. 196 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:46,588 Oh, God! - Good idea, honey. I'll have a glass. 197 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,798 Verena was so nice. How'd he mess that up? 198 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:53,462 Don't mention her! Not even as a joke. - Who is Verena? 199 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:58,301 Pepe's ex. - And she wasn't particularly... pretty. 200 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,835 She had a phone sex voice. 201 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,968 "Hello, boys. 202 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,344 I heard you go way back. 203 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:10,255 I bet Pepe told you what I'm into." 204 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:12,761 Thanks for sharing! 205 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,339 Pepe! 206 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:25,835 How long do they need to get up here? - It just takes longer at her age. 207 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,090 Good even... Something wrong? 208 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,045 Are you alone? - Where's Anna? 209 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:37,917 Anna says sorry. She's got a stomach bug. 210 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:41,712 She's not coming? - No, she's got a fever. 211 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:44,219 We so wanted to meet her. - The MILF. 212 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,719 I know, she's very sorry. 213 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:51,294 Should I leave? 214 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,710 Yep. - OK. 215 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,593 No! - No. Come in! 216 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,094 HeHo, Pepe. - How are you? 217 00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,547 I'm hungry- 218 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:02,420 I meant to eat beforehand since Rocco's cooking. 219 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,753 You bought that for the stupid eclipse? 220 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,296 It's from school. Some of us are interested in science. 221 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:14,459 Certainly. I, however, prefer to study alcoholism. 222 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:18,209 What is that? - Who cares as long as it packs a punch. 223 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,844 Did you guys have a fight? - No. Why? 224 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,549 You look sad. Are you sleeping? 225 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,881 I'm not depressed. - Is it over? 226 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:27,760 Are you broken up? 227 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:31,296 I see you're all two glasses ahead of me. 228 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:37,550 Any of you spoken to Diego? - Not in front of the ladies! 229 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:41,459 How old is she? - Didn't we say no dumb jokes? 230 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,298 What jokes? 231 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:48,587 We wondered: is she tall or short? - Blond or brunet? 232 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,423 Or gray-haired. 233 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:53,295 Why gray-haired? 234 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,711 You think I picked up an old hag? 235 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,923 No! - No. 236 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,506 You asswipes! - Leave him be. 237 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,961 Is the house in Majorca available? 238 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,843 I haven't heard yet. 239 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,631 Are you superstitious? 240 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:14,716 About the lunar eclipse. - A little. 241 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,209 I got at least five WhatsApps about what's in store. 242 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,051 So, tell me! - Hm? 243 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,298 How is she? Are you in love? 244 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,711 Oh, I don't even know. I... 245 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:31,378 Don't be so uptight. You can talk to me. 246 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,050 Well? 247 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,338 What are you guys up to? - Eva, how do you know if you're in love? 248 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,506 God! You're asking me? 249 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,045 As a therapist you know about love. 250 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,757 Therapists know more about divorce. 251 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:49,672 If you call each other three times a day, you're in love. 252 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:53,588 OK. - So Leo is in love with his mother. 253 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,219 And if we call ten times a day? 254 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,094 Then I'd say it could be love. 255 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,003 And when you stop calling, you're married. 256 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,635 Carlotta! 257 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:06,545 What's so funny? - Hello. 258 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,506 How old is she? - Our age. 259 00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,590 Do you have a photo of her? 260 00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:20,093 Hey! "Forward this message to 666 people 261 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,333 or the Blood Moon will bring you ill fortune." 262 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,585 Shit! - See? 263 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,754 I don't even have 666 contacts. You guys? 264 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,632 Get ready for the first course! Assorted tapas. 265 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:37,296 One's ruined but I won't say which one. - My sister... 266 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,836 Come on. Forget that nonsense. 267 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:48,300 Looks great. - Thanks. 268 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,335 How many courses? - Four. 269 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,548 We sticking to white? - Guys? 270 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:56,132 Sarah left Diego. - No! Seriously? 271 00:15:56,458 --> 00:16:00,759 She's at her parents' in Cologne crying. He's having an affair. 272 00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:04,171 She found a text on his phone. - Whoa! I can't believe it 273 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,301 Did you guys know? "No! 274 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,960 No! - Sure they did. 275 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:12,504 Don't be naive. The Perfetti Gang always sticks together. 276 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,716 Since third grade! - Diego didn't tell us. 277 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,544 Rocco, it looks great. - You? 278 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,552 Me? - Pepe didn't know either. 279 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:26,043 Should we have told her if we'd known? - No, women love to be left in the dark. 280 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:30,008 Don't mess with her, she's the emancipation warrior at her agency. 281 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,636 Anti-discrimination officer. 282 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:38,635 I wouldn't want a 23-year-old hussy to split them up just because I blabbed. 283 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,465 22. - There! 284 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,093 You knew! - Rocco! 285 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,469 You liars! - I guessed. 286 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,969 Just so you know, if Simon cheats on me, 287 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,843 I'd like to know about it. 288 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,840 Well, if you really want to know... 289 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,548 You prick! - Man! 290 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,754 I hope Diego is suffering as much as Sarah. 291 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:09,127 Sure, he lost his wife and daughter. - And is stuck with a 22-year-old. 292 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,002 Nightmare! 293 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:15,758 Now he has to watch reality TV and go to Justin Bieber concerts. 294 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:19,467 She doesn't like wine. - He'll have to get waxed. 295 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:23,209 You get waxed. - Yeah, but I do it for myself. 296 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,969 For masturbating in front of the mirror? 297 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,708 He uses my face cream too. - What is this? 298 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:33,129 Nice and soft. - Tragic how one text can ruin a family. 299 00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:35,670 More like one 22-year-old slut. 300 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:40,418 Sarah shouldn't have read it. - So it's her fault for looking? 301 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:45,343 You're unbelievable, Simon. - If I screw a girl, I delete the text. 302 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,298 What are you saying? 303 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,465 Interesting. You guys feel the same? 304 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,131 No. - No way. Really. Simon! 305 00:17:53,292 --> 00:17:57,297 Sure, go after me because I have the guts to tell the truth. 306 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:01,257 Pass the pimentos, please. 307 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:07,001 But he's right. You have to be careful with these things. 308 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,585 Everything's in here. 309 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,050 GPS data, location, pictures, messages. 310 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:17,588 Passwords. This is basically the "black box" of our lives. 311 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,671 True. - How many couples would it ruin? 312 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,042 If one looked through the other's phone? 313 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,423 Leo would never give me his. 314 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,590 Here. Have a look. Take it! 315 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,670 I'm warning you, I'll do it. - Go on. 316 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:45,626 He's shaking already. - And turning white. 317 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,420 OK, I insist. Have a look. 318 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,378 But put yours on the table too. - Exciting! 319 00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:55,467 Texts from my boss, and from your sister asking for pics of the kids. 320 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,878 "Can you take one of the potty?" 321 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:03,918 Bianca, would you give Simon yours? - Sure. I don't even have a PIN. 322 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,128 I wouldn't even want to look. 323 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,420 I don't have a PIN either. 324 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:14,718 I always save the pin in my notes app because I forget it. 325 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,424 Then I can't access the note. 326 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,548 Because I forget the PIN. 327 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,211 Best story ever! 328 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,095 Rocco would rather swallow his, right? 329 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:32,967 It's impressive how well you read my mind, as a therapist. 330 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,093 What makes you think that? Here. 331 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,924 You'll see pics of patients' tits and asses. 332 00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:41,211 Can I see before and after pics? - Hands off! 333 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:46,300 So you're all claiming to have no secrets? 334 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,961 Apart from Diego, you're all saints? 335 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,377 Nothing to hide. 336 00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:55,421 I know you all inside out, you bores. 337 00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:58,636 You really think so? - Yeah. 338 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,878 All right, let's play a game. 339 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,669 What game? 340 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,256 "Coming Clean." 341 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,387 All phones on the table! 342 00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:17,465 Then what? - While we have dinner, 343 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:22,335 we read every new message aloud and put calls on speaker phone. 344 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,881 "No secrets." Right? 345 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,718 Yeah. Sounds fun. 346 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:33,469 Yeah, um no. - All right. 347 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,923 Time to bare all. 348 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,044 Here's mine. 349 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,960 But Anna isn't here. - So? 350 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,752 I'd do it anyway. 351 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:47,592 You think this is funny, Eva? A psychological experiment? 352 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:51,129 Suddenly so serious? Are you hiding something? 353 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,798 I'm afraid you are. 354 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,586 If you're cheating, I don't want to know. 355 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,629 If I were cheating I wouldn't propose the game. 356 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:09,136 Or you are and want it to come out. 357 00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:12,421 It's a psychological mechanism I read about, 358 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:17,794 like when serial killers can't bear their secret and try to be discovered. 359 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:21,136 Right, I say we play. 360 00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:23,795 And if we get sick of it, we stop. 361 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,467 There. 362 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:31,296 Most of us were against it. Let's just eat. 363 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,462 It's like truth or dare when we were younger. 364 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,708 We used to jerk off together, now we don't. 365 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,799 Too much information! - I never did that. 366 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:44,417 No, you jerked off with our girlfriends. - What? 367 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:47,336 He stole my and Simon's first girlfriends. 368 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,629 Oh come on, you didn't even have hairy nuts. 369 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:53,966 You only camped out and made s'mores... - We wanted to kill you. 370 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,924 Yeah, if only we had. - I liked camping. 371 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:01,884 We wanted to go camping this year... - Don't change the subject. Simon? 372 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:05,467 Put your phone on the table. - No, I don't want to. 373 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,843 Seriously? - Yes. 374 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,919 Simon! 375 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,340 It's silly! 376 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,629 For all I care... Here, my cell phone. 377 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,298 This is really fun. 378 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:35,292 I'm super excited. It's like, the best idea ever! So cool! 379 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,211 Guys, are we really doing this? 380 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,343 Yes! 381 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,800 Only trashy people put their phones on the table. 382 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:46,177 Diego always has his on flight mode. 383 00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:49,212 Leo always puts his screen down. - How? 384 00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:53,255 Face down. Think I don't notice? - Not on purpose. Total coincidence. 385 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:56,626 And you don't mind paying 200 euros to repair the screen? 386 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,965 Costs 30 in the repair shop. 387 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,127 Then scratch it all up. 388 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,883 Fine. I'll put it down with the screen up. 389 00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:08,716 No one touches the phones during the game. 390 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,627 No cheating! 391 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:14,667 Here's mine. But if my boss calls, I'm not here. 392 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:17,962 Same here, if the lady with the anxious poodle calls. 393 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:20,469 Otherwise I'm available. 394 00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:23,921 This might become an intriguing evening after all. 395 00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:27,794 God! - The pan's burning. 396 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,631 It sure is! 397 00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:32,671 One course less then? - No, it's just the pimento oil. 398 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,468 Too bad. 399 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,469 What was that just now? - Nothing. 400 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,174 Sure? - I'll play any game with you. 401 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:47,880 Oh, God. 402 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:58,340 I'm leaving. - Hello! 403 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,253 Hi, everyone. - She keeps getting prettier. 404 00:24:01,417 --> 00:24:03,169 Um... Thanks. 405 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,802 Luckily she takes after her mom. - Got a sec, Dad? 406 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:07,630 Sure. 407 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:13,090 OK, all messages from now on. 408 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,299 Yes, texts, e-mails, WhatsApps, calls. 409 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:19,132 Have you all turned your PINs off? - Yes! 410 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:23,377 Simon, yours is still in flight mode. - Thanks, teach. 411 00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:26,636 I always do that during dinner. 412 00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:28,794 How dumb of me. 413 00:24:29,208 --> 00:24:32,382 Can you lend me money? - Why couldn't you ask in there? 414 00:24:32,542 --> 00:24:35,671 Mom. She's a pain. - What is it now? 415 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,835 The usual. - How much? 416 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:40,135 One euro? Two? - A bit more. 417 00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:43,011 No social media. No second phones, right? 418 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:46,216 You're going overboard. It's just a game. 419 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:49,959 Russian roulette is just a game too, Bianca. 420 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,298 The first text! - Simon. 421 00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,715 Who's reading it? 422 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,377 Out loud. - Yes. 423 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,835 What is it? 424 00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,798 "I want your body"? 425 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,968 Who's that from? 426 00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:22,126 No idea. - This is starting off just great. 427 00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:24,545 I said we shouldn't play. - Too late. 428 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,551 Who sent it? I don't know the number? 429 00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,712 Someone must've texted the wrong number. 430 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,385 UNKNOWN CALLER 431 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,503 Now that number is calling. 432 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,216 Answer it. - I don't know who it is! 433 00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,377 Answer it, please. - Fine. 434 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,960 Hello? 435 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,968 Speaker phone. 436 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:09,460 Hello, who is this? 437 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:16,086 Say something or I'll hang up. 438 00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,801 Who the hell is this? 439 00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:31,669 Filthy pig! 440 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,878 Rocco! - You're such an asshole! 441 00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:39,386 The biggest asshole! - It was a joke. 442 00:26:39,542 --> 00:26:42,716 I knew it the whole time. - We noticed. 443 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:45,799 The look on your face! - Epic! Just epic! 444 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:48,882 Stop saying "epic". You're in your mid-40s. 445 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:51,636 Dad, can I get my phone back? - Fo' shizzle. 446 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:56,254 You going to say bye? - I was going to. Bye, Mother. 447 00:26:59,833 --> 00:27:03,508 She's not always that way. - Yes, she's in a good mood. 448 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,214 Difficult age. 449 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,386 Simon, you're such an expert on kids. 450 00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:11,045 I think he'll manage just fine. 451 00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:13,882 Manage what? - Are you pregnant? 452 00:27:14,042 --> 00:27:17,672 What? - No, I'm not. But we're working on it. 453 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:22,587 It's more of a hobby than work. - Here's to that! 454 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,627 There's nothing to drink to yet. 455 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,253 Then to getting a good screw. 456 00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:28,919 Yes! - What? 457 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,960 You think no one else is screwing? 458 00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:34,049 So you two still screw like on day one? 459 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:36,631 I don't know. I don't keep a diary. 460 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:39,127 Housework, kids... No matter. 461 00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:42,295 A modern husband like Leo never tires. 462 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:45,336 Unlike you, I don't just cook on Sundays. 463 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:47,878 Let's drink to making babies. 464 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:51,251 Kids are the best thing in life, despite perineal tears. 465 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,377 Cheers. 466 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:58,592 Kids are the best thing in life. Can you explain that to me? 467 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,048 People marry and have kids, Pepe. 468 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:04,508 So if I'm divorced and have no kids, I'm not a person? 469 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,923 I can ask. - He's gone philosophical. 470 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,462 Time to add seasoning. - Don't poison yourself! 471 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,719 You and Anna decided against kids? 472 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:20,005 She didn't freeze any of her eggs before menopause? 473 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:24,884 No, but it's absurd to think that a life without kids is senseless. 474 00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:29,502 I get that it's convenient for couples who need purpose, but... 475 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,420 That's not why I want a kid. 476 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:35,427 Why then? - To make the world better. 477 00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:39,137 My kid might clean the ocean or cure cancer. 478 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:41,756 Sure. - Well... 479 00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:44,921 Point taken. I forgot how esoteric you are. 480 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,675 But a couple isn't really complete without kids. 481 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:52,632 So two people can't be truly happy? 482 00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:54,590 Tragic. - Egotist. 483 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,378 So? I give my own life meaning. 484 00:28:57,542 --> 00:29:01,376 He's right. Having kids can be selfish. - See. 485 00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:06,298 Some couples are afraid of ageing and hope for a second life via kids. 486 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:10,292 What bull! It's great to have a kid. I wish I'd had more. 487 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,007 You don't even have kids. - 30. Every day. 488 00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:16,137 Yeah, but then you send them home. - Thank God! 489 00:29:16,292 --> 00:29:20,877 Laugh all you want, but my favorite part of the day is when I put the kids to bed. 490 00:29:21,417 --> 00:29:25,001 It warms my heart when they stroke my face 491 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:27,716 and tell me how much they love me. 492 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:31,754 Really, I feel nothing but joy, joy, joy. 493 00:29:31,917 --> 00:29:35,967 Soon they'll say, "Mom, you make me cringe, cringe, cringe." 494 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:41,086 No offense, but I'm not sure you can judge it as a weekend mom. 495 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:46,382 No offense, but I'm not sure you can judge a working mom 496 00:29:46,542 --> 00:29:50,342 if you've never been able to hold down a job. 497 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,548 Anyway, I can hardly wait. 498 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:57,168 With condoms and alcohol at 12, yours will be out of the house fast. 499 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:03,501 SABINE CELL NEW 500 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:06,261 My sister. What now? - Answer it. 501 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:12,045 Hey, Sabine. - Speaker phone. 502 00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:17,044 Hello, Pepe? 503 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:21,087 Don't say anything embarrassing, you're on speaker. 504 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:22,843 Loser! 505 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,709 Why am I on speaker phone? - Because we're playing a game. 506 00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:31,051 No, you can't warn her like that. - What kind of game? 507 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:33,552 I'm at Rocco and Eva's. - Great! 508 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,426 Forget it. - Hi, Bine! 509 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,927 - Hello, Sabine. - Hello, Sabine! 510 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:41,462 Hello, everyone. I'll call back when you're alone. 511 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:44,754 It's about the job in Heidelberg. - I don't want to go there. 512 00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:47,761 We'll talk about it tomorrow. - Yep, bye. 513 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,632 Yeah, sorry. I screwed it up. - Definitely. 514 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:56,592 Everyone get the rules now? - It just went really fast. 515 00:30:56,750 --> 00:31:01,210 What job in Heidelberg? - My sister found a job at a school there. 516 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:03,298 But you nearly have tenure. 517 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,083 Yes, but my school isn't that... 518 00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:12,300 I don't deal well with the snobby kids. 519 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:16,007 Didn't you say you liked being at a conservative school 520 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,885 because stabbings are rare? 521 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,544 I've changed my mind. 522 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,877 Too much pressure. 523 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:30,338 No offense, but my friend Silke teaches at two schools. 524 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,798 She'd do anything for tenure. 525 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:36,758 More money, private health insurance, a secure pension. 526 00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:40,217 You want to give up tenure because your job's too hard? 527 00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:43,959 Isn't that's a little arrogant? - Leave him be. 528 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:47,959 Not everyone's so career driven. Let him chill in the teachers' lounge. 529 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:51,755 If every call is going to turn into a moral discussion I'll need... 530 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:54,636 More wine! - Bianca, will you shake it? 531 00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:00,137 I sent out applications. Something good will come. 532 00:32:00,292 --> 00:32:04,627 Was it a real dispute? What happened? Did you screw a senior or something? 533 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,635 Yeah, that's enough. 534 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:10,842 It's good to stay on the move. It's the only way to go nowadays. 535 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,676 I rolled up my sleeves, gave up my business and bought a taxi. 536 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:20,342 We should all follow your example. - And go broke every six months. 537 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:24,300 Yeah, go on, laugh. I've got another plan in the works. 538 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:26,927 I put my taxi license up for sale. 539 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:31,088 You haven't even paid it off yet. - Why didn't you tell me? 540 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,879 I was going to. - Yeah, but when? 541 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:43,088 Baby, it's still just an idea. - It always is, at first. 542 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,969 Yeah, but it's the right one. - Always is. 543 00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:48,674 People, the world is changing. 544 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,336 Uber, car2go, ever heard of them? 545 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:56,176 In a few years taxis won't exist. I'm looking ahead, into the future. 546 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:59,052 Like with the cigarette photos. 547 00:33:01,917 --> 00:33:04,796 What does she mean? - That was different. 548 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:08,337 You never told her you were a lifestyle model? 549 00:33:08,917 --> 00:33:10,885 Eva, let it rest. - No. 550 00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:14,751 OK, he was booked on a shoot for a cigarette company, 551 00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:17,761 for the warning photos on the packs. 552 00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:20,841 He was in a bed made up pale and got... 553 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,378 - Oxygen tubes - He had them in his nose. 554 00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:25,510 And... What was the other theme? 555 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,552 There wasn't one. - There was. 556 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:30,551 Impotence. - Yes! 557 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,628 He was in bed with a frustrated woman 558 00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:37,592 and he was looking down very sadly at his family jewels. 559 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,548 He kept that from me. 560 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:42,587 They said it was just for Russia. 561 00:33:43,542 --> 00:33:46,842 They didn't say the damn photos would be all over Europe. 562 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,584 He tried to buy all the packs up because people kept asking 563 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,343 if he had cancer. 564 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,585 Why only mention the lows? I had umpteen brilliant ideas. 565 00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:00,003 Yes, breeding pedigree dogs. 566 00:34:00,167 --> 00:34:03,421 Yorkshire terrier for 9,000 euros. - The idea was good. 567 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:07,042 I can't help it if the bitch screwed a Great Dane! 568 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:10,132 The puppies' legs were way too long. 569 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:17,340 Mm. Looks good, huh? 570 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,423 Yo. 571 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:23,252 What are those deformed things? 572 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:25,090 Ravioli, you bastard. 573 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:28,424 What did you fill them with, loser. - I don't remember. 574 00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:31,215 Better than your mortar there. 575 00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:35,004 Do you have cocoa powder? - Of course, there. 576 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,301 Real cocoa, not industrial crap. 577 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:45,423 We hardly eat any sugar anymore. 578 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:48,587 I brought a granola bar to the playground recently, 579 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,627 the moms nearly stoned me. 580 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:52,585 So paternity leave is... 581 00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:55,594 Not as fun as it looks on my Facebook page. 582 00:35:00,917 --> 00:35:03,591 Don't tell Eva, but I got a job offer. 583 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:07,630 My old company needs a draftsman. But I can't. 584 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,300 If I tell Carlotta paternity leave sucks, she'll flip! 585 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:14,712 You got a big-time women's libber. - I know. 586 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,836 I don't get how other fathers do it. 587 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,336 I try to conform. I bought linen clothes so I look a bit more eco. 588 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:28,713 They don't accept you if you don't reek of gender equality. 589 00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:34,717 Sometimes I leave baby puke on my clothes so the moms respect me. 590 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,969 Great taste! How much longer to go? 591 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:44,168 We agreed to talk about it in six months. That was a year ago. 592 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:47,837 I feel so useless, Rocco, and then the money crap. 593 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:52,549 If we had more dough, we'd hire three nannies. 594 00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:54,961 Like Simon will be doing soon. 595 00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:57,926 Simon? Why? 596 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,586 His little lady is filthy rich. 597 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:04,380 Know what her grandma left her? - Why did he tell you and not me? 598 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:07,671 I saw an inheritance thing at his place and he told me. 599 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,844 She never has to work again. 600 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:16,047 Her grandma inherited her husband's patent for train brakes. 601 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:21,592 Bet he's waiting for the wedding to get his own credit card. 602 00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:25,003 The jerk kept that secret. - Come on! 603 00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:28,086 You don't tell us everything either. 604 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,378 What do you mean? 605 00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:31,839 Drop the act. 606 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,090 Who is it? 607 00:36:36,042 --> 00:36:38,044 Oh, no. - Oh, God. 608 00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:40,131 Oh, no! 609 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,172 My father. 610 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,882 Your lover? This early? - My father! 611 00:36:45,042 --> 00:36:46,635 Speaker phone. 612 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,923 Hello, Dad. - Hello, Eva. How are you? 613 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:53,292 Great. We're dining with friends. - I'll keep it brief. 614 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:58,589 I spoke to professor Blanchard. He said he can do the surgery in Munich. 615 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:03,714 I'll send his number so you can call him. - Perfect. Thanks. Say hi to Mom. 616 00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:06,344 Bye, my angel. - Ciao. 617 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:10,051 What kind of surgery? 618 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:14,011 Nothing serious. Augmentation mammoplasty. 619 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,837 Breast enlargement. - You're getting your boobs done? 620 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,753 Yes, I'm getting a boob job. 621 00:37:21,917 --> 00:37:23,760 Why didn't you tell me? 622 00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:26,215 But you're a psychotherapist? 623 00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:30,672 So? - A therapist doesn't get a boob job. 624 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:36,294 Why not? I don't like mine. - Shouldn't you accept yourself as is? 625 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:41,176 Seriously? A woman who gets a boob job doesn't accept herself? 626 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,755 No. 627 00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:44,635 Not really. 628 00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:48,751 I accept everything about myself, except my tits. 629 00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:51,761 A shrink with big boobs would unsettle me. 630 00:37:52,417 --> 00:37:56,092 Isn't it a distraction? You lie there with your... 631 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:59,219 Leo, they're going to be normal sized. 632 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:04,042 Why doesn't Rocco do it? - Yeah, it'd be a lot cheaper. 633 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:08,254 Because Mr. Chief Resident only wants the best for his daughter. 634 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:11,136 It has to be VIP surgeon Professor Blanchard. 635 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:13,260 Not just anyone, like me, 636 00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:15,590 who does two breasts for the price of one! 637 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:19,425 Nonsense! - Come on. Your dad thinks I'm a failure. 638 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:24,419 Yeah, right. Done with your issues? - Well, you both seem to have issues. 639 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:27,802 Doing your wife's breasts isn't sexy. 640 00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:32,589 Cut me open, then a few weeks later they're supposed to turn you on? 641 00:38:33,208 --> 00:38:37,588 That's a valid point. - Last word, I don't think you need it. 642 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,173 He complimented you. 643 00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:44,170 It's probably the full moon. 644 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,131 But Eva's right. 645 00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:50,126 Imagine how weird it'd be if he was in therapy with you, it'd be... 646 00:38:50,292 --> 00:38:51,760 unthinkable. 647 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:54,295 He finds therapy unthinkable as it is. 648 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:58,508 What deters me is that it takes so long, but I'd try it. 649 00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:01,341 Because you'd get to babble the whole time. 650 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:06,085 "Floor exercises scare me. I'm afraid of touching a schoolgirl's butt." 651 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:08,048 Shut up, Leo! 652 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:14,130 Rocco thinks psychoanalysis is baloney. That my job is pointless. 653 00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:16,920 Why do you say that? - You secretly think it. 654 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:18,801 Our jobs aren't so different. 655 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:23,384 You see to the brain, I see to breasts. We both want people to feel better. 656 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:27,467 The difference is it takes me hours, and it takes you years. 657 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:32,631 Why don't you do it this way, Blanchard does one tit 658 00:39:32,792 --> 00:39:34,669 and Rocco does the other. 659 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:38,337 Without knowing which is which. - Then you say which is better. 660 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:41,470 No, her dad has to decide that, "Dad, Dad! 661 00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:43,468 Which tit is French?" 662 00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:49,719 Don't panic. It's the pumpkin. 663 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:53,209 Relax. Should we do kitchen duty? - Yes. 664 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:57,417 OK, the sauce is in the pan next to it. 665 00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:01,918 I need a smoke after that tit-talk. Pepe? - No, I'm digesting the bland food. 666 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:05,166 Come on now! I don't want to get cancer alone. 667 00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,506 Oh, God! - Ew! What's he making? 668 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:11,385 I don't know. 669 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:18,545 Oh, disgusting! It's coming back up! 670 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,048 The food! When did he start cooking? 671 00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:37,840 Is it a new thing? A midlife crisis? 672 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,048 The moon looks incredible. 673 00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:46,507 It's a bit complicated... - No, it's simple. 674 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:49,750 Since the light source, the sun, and the Earth are convex, 675 00:40:50,167 --> 00:40:53,797 on the side facing away from... - Listen, before you go full teacher mode. 676 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:58,465 So, I have an acquaintance. 677 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:03,543 A really silly thing, meaningless, not even worth mentioning. 678 00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:07,302 Whoa! I have no tolerance anymore. 679 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:10,177 Nicotine rush, like back then. 680 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:14,087 Can we? I'm trying to tell you... - You have an acquaintance. 681 00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:16,799 A bit more than an acquaintance. 682 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:19,802 And every evening at nine she sends me... 683 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,173 A goodnight message? 684 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:25,799 Mm-hmm. And sometimes she sends a... 685 00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:28,135 A lil photo. 686 00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:30,627 Pardon me? 687 00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:35,127 A little photo. A little photo with her on it, OK? 688 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,590 It's nearly nine, looks bad for you. 689 00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:40,674 You have to help me. We have the same phone. 690 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:43,177 You just take mine. No one will notice. 691 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:46,587 Just for the photo. - Then I'll get the photo! 692 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:48,718 You're single. - Not anymore! 693 00:41:49,167 --> 00:41:54,173 OK, just say it's Anna. - And if you guys ever meet her? 694 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:57,542 You could've said no to playing! - I tried. 695 00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:59,301 Did you see Carlotta's face? 696 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:02,337 I'd have been screwed if I hadn't played. 697 00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:05,799 What's taking you guys so long? 698 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:09,292 Catching up. Haven't seen him in a while. 699 00:42:13,917 --> 00:42:16,261 Help me out? - Don't drag me into it. 700 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:20,003 She'll leave me and take the kids. 701 00:42:20,167 --> 00:42:24,673 My kids! Do you know how many doctors were involved in having those kids? 702 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:28,258 Besides, you're a godfather. - Oh God. To which one? 703 00:42:28,417 --> 00:42:30,340 Both, if you don't do this. 704 00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:34,670 What kind of a photo? Nothing kinky? 705 00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:36,801 No, harmless. - OK. 706 00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:40,792 Yesterday she sent a pic of her in her Pluto pajamas. 707 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,384 Pluto? 708 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,877 How old is she? 709 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:47,885 I don't really know. 710 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,715 She's older than she looks. 711 00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:55,385 Save me, Pepe. 712 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,006 No. 713 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,879 Is it better? - No idea. I can't cook. 714 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:16,298 Oh, God! - Do you need help? 715 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,844 No! - This is inedible. 716 00:43:24,417 --> 00:43:26,215 Oh, no! Careful! 717 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:28,127 Crap! I dropped the sauce! 718 00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:30,761 The delicious gorgonzola sauce! 719 00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:35,548 That's mine! It's mine! 720 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,719 Who is it? - "Mouse." 721 00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:40,960 Who? - A mouse. 722 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:43,719 Mickey Mouse, asking about Pluto. 723 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:46,710 Who's "Mouse"? 724 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:51,255 Katja. Katja, my girlfriend from school. No reason for that tone. 725 00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:55,001 We've called each other "Mouse" since kindergarten. 726 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:58,052 Yeah... - Yeah. 727 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:03,960 Hi, Mouse. - Hey, Mouse! 728 00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:08,335 Sorry I couldn't get back to you. I'm still on vacation. You calmed down? 729 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,094 Yes, it's not pressing. - I was thinking. 730 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:15,710 Maybe part of the problem is that he's not satisfying you orally. 731 00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:21,212 It takes me a while to get going too. Have you two spoken about that? 732 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:22,877 No, I... 733 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:25,711 Honestly, I haven't broached that. 734 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:31,336 With Klausi, I put on a sex documentary. When the part about oral sex comes on, 735 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:36,506 I laugh really loudly and say, "Oh, God! That's so true!" 736 00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:40,968 Then run to the kitchen and give him time to process it. 737 00:44:41,167 --> 00:44:43,261 Moritz, leave your brother alone! 738 00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:47,217 He might rewind it, and voila'! You have a sex life again. 739 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:51,092 We have one. It's not that... - That's not what you said the other day. 740 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:54,880 Ah, I get it, you can't talk. Call me later. Mouse kiss! 741 00:44:55,042 --> 00:44:57,090 Mouse kiss. 742 00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:03,717 Yes, surprise! I talk to my best friend about our sex life. 743 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:07,505 Is that so bad? - Your non-existent sex life, you mean? 744 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:11,174 I can't imagine that. Leo, you seem so virile. 745 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:14,792 Shut your mouths! What kind of things do you tell her? 746 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,460 Well, actually... 747 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,048 everything. 748 00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:25,003 So you describe all my moves in bed and I get graded on them? 749 00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:29,007 If you do make a move, then yes. 750 00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:33,800 At the moment it's about why you're making fewer moves. 751 00:45:34,417 --> 00:45:37,170 I'm sure you guys know what I'm talking about. 752 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,093 Or not. 753 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:47,219 Leo, don't take it personally. 754 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,503 It's natural, especially with little kids. 755 00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:54,171 Talking helps. Maybe not in front of us, but... 756 00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:58,884 Why not? The game's about honesty. We don't screw enough. 757 00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:01,669 And we drink too much. 758 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,469 I think your life's exhausting. 759 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:10,094 Maybe you don't make time for each other. 760 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:12,878 But you can still get it up, right? 761 00:46:14,083 --> 00:46:16,882 Why does everyone think it's my fault? 762 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:20,751 How many texts did I have to write to get you home before nine today? 763 00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:23,753 And you're mom's always there. 764 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:27,217 And if it gets too late, she won't take the train home. 765 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:30,424 So she sleeps on our couch in a room with no door. 766 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:32,256 Of course nothing happens. 767 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:36,593 What's this got to do with my mom? - She's always there, Leo. 768 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:39,833 It's like she lives with us. - She helps! 769 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,970 Having parents around is no good for the libido. 770 00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,048 Of course you don't bang each other through the wall. 771 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:48,298 Bang each other through the wall? 772 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,761 I'd like to try that sometime. 773 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:56,669 I couldn't stand your mother sleeping at our place more than twice a year. 774 00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,460 Me neither. 775 00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:02,628 Why are you all on her side? - Your Mom's a nag. 776 00:47:02,792 --> 00:47:07,047 She used to belt us more than our own parents did. 777 00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:09,131 Yes, she's fiery. 778 00:47:09,375 --> 00:47:10,877 Yeah. 779 00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:14,545 Maybe you can send her home now and then, 780 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:17,006 even when it gets too late for her. 781 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,504 And when you talk to Mouse, get some advice for yourself. 782 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,594 Sometimes it feels like a cartoon. 783 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,878 You blow me like Donald Duck 784 00:47:29,042 --> 00:47:31,795 eating corn on the cob at light speed. 785 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:35,548 We can go practice now. 786 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:39,417 Who's helping me with the next course? - I have to pee. 787 00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:48,916 I didn't want to embarrass you. I hope you know that. 788 00:47:51,125 --> 00:47:52,718 It's forgotten. 789 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,336 I just want things to get better. 790 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,969 I really believe in us. 791 00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:25,754 The myth says people had round torsos, four hands, four feet and two faces. 792 00:48:25,917 --> 00:48:29,501 Zeus wanted to weaken them so he cut them in two halves. 793 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,882 The result was us, two-legged people. 794 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,711 So the theory is that... 795 00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:41,878 all our lives we seek our other half that was violently torn from us. 796 00:48:42,042 --> 00:48:44,921 In that story Aristophanes preempts Freud 797 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:49,509 in saying that sex drive is the need to return to a primeval state. 798 00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:51,218 I knew that. - Yes. 799 00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:55,460 Plato elegantly explained why men can't leave it in their pants. 800 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,593 You're so cynical! 801 00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:02,301 Doesn't he mean people search for a soulmate to complete them? 802 00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:05,128 Yes, we've all found ours. 803 00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:10,503 But maybe everything is predetermined and we can't decide who we love. 804 00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:17,216 Message for Simon. - From whom? 805 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,218 Marika. 806 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:24,126 "Urgent. Call me." - With three exclamation marks. 807 00:49:24,292 --> 00:49:27,091 Who is Marika? - Kind of a hussy's name. 808 00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:29,548 Marika works in the cab office. 809 00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,092 You know. 810 00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:34,584 "Leopold Street and George Street, ten minutes. 811 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,593 Old lady with a stoma bag." 812 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:39,503 Call her. We're curious about Marika. 813 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:41,465 She'll force me to take a shift. 814 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:45,334 It's sure to be a schedule change, some emergency. 815 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:48,959 Sweet how she defends you. Freshly engaged! 816 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:52,504 Hey, don't just take that. Call her. 817 00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:56,717 And if she asks me to fill in? It'll ruin our whole weekend. 818 00:49:57,167 --> 00:49:59,465 No, we're invited to my parents. 819 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:02,344 You could save your weekend with one call. 820 00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,301 My parents love Simon. 821 00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:07,511 My mom even gave him a Kabbalistic baptism. 822 00:50:07,667 --> 00:50:09,294 Besides, Marika isn't my type. 823 00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:12,967 She's trashy, with tattoos and embarrassing fake breasts. 824 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:17,208 Thanks. - No, I mean they look abnormal. 825 00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:21,460 Not subtle and tasteful breasts like you're planning. 826 00:50:21,792 --> 00:50:24,170 Her last name? Maybe I did her knockers. 827 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,343 Pepe? 828 00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:32,671 An lnstagram DM. - We said no social media. 829 00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:35,962 If it beeps, then we want to know what it is. 830 00:50:36,542 --> 00:50:39,671 A "CleoDreamON" wrote to you. 831 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:43,841 "So sweet of you. What are you up for?" - Right. 832 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,673 This could get awkward. 833 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,709 Tell me, Cleo is... how old? 834 00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:52,919 Look. - Oh, God. 835 00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:57,503 15. 836 00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,294 You're kidding! 837 00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:02,211 That explains the new job. - No, I... 838 00:51:02,458 --> 00:51:06,338 I have a student, Lukas, he's... He's mathematically gifted. 839 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:10,550 But he's socially awkward. - So you have a connection? 840 00:51:10,917 --> 00:51:14,842 He's a nerd with no clue about girls. He gave me his account. 841 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,253 I'm getting him a date with his crush. 842 00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:21,587 I'm his Cyrano. It's nothing sleazy. 843 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:24,833 Who's dumb enough to have you pick up girls for them? 844 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,219 Someone seeking lasting happiness. 845 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,628 You are a bit particular, Pepe. 846 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:33,796 How long did it take to get with Verena? Six months? 847 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:37,383 We had to go bowling with you before you'd make your move. 848 00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:39,923 I'll read the thread. 849 00:51:40,083 --> 00:51:42,336 Right, "Hi." Her, "Hi back." 850 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:46,459 Him, "Yo, yo, how's it going?" Her, "OK, and you?" 851 00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,378 Him, "Kicking it at the bowling alley!" 852 00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:52,716 What? - His slang is better than yours, Rocco. 853 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:57,756 You have to stop before it gets out or she'll write Lukas off. 854 00:51:57,917 --> 00:52:00,511 I was going to suggest they go shopping. 855 00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:02,385 Ew! No. - No! 856 00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:07,127 At 13 you don't want to shop with a boy. Watch a DVD. Do DVDs still exist? 857 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,002 Compliment her. 858 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:10,635 No, can't do that. - Hey! 859 00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:14,588 It doesn't sound like you have problems with your kids. 860 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:17,720 You have to trust a teacher to ask him to do that. 861 00:52:22,292 --> 00:52:23,418 Paule. 862 00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:26,173 "Soccer Thursday?" 863 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:29,257 "Soccer Thursday," confirmed. - Pepe, "Soccer Thursday." 864 00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:31,881 Got it. 865 00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:37,919 How come I didn't get one? 866 00:52:38,792 --> 00:52:40,760 No network, maybe. - Yeah. 867 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:44,720 Let the pro take a shot at this. So, Lukas. 868 00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:47,551 "Me again." 869 00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:50,636 "if we hang Saturday 870 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,753 we could ask a couple other wusses..." 871 00:52:53,917 --> 00:52:56,386 Are you nuts! Rocco! - Oh, boy! 872 00:52:56,542 --> 00:52:59,170 Rocco! If they want to watch DVDs... 873 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,585 with us. 874 00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:03,629 And order pizza." - He'll kill me! 875 00:53:03,792 --> 00:53:05,965 Rocco! - "It's on me." 876 00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:08,378 No, don't! - And send... 877 00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:11,216 Done. - You guys are sick. 878 00:53:12,042 --> 00:53:13,589 She's typing! 879 00:53:17,792 --> 00:53:21,968 "It's a deal, loser." Boom! Who's over 40 now? 880 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:26,552 I still haven't gotten a text about soccer. 881 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:28,460 Maybe you're out of data. 882 00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:34,632 You jerks don't want me there, do you? 883 00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:37,921 You only ask me when you need a goalie. - No! 884 00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:40,711 Turn it off and then back on. 885 00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:42,752 Don't be so shitty to him. 886 00:53:45,917 --> 00:53:48,591 Oh, no! - I'm sure it'll come out with salt. 887 00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:56,671 I'm sorry. - It's all over the carpet. 888 00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:59,052 I switched our phones. - Seriously? 889 00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:05,167 All over his face. - I usually never hit my target. 890 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,627 Oh, man. 891 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:22,676 You nervous? 892 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,335 I'm enjoying it- 893 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:27,504 You haven't been this affectionate in a long time. 894 00:54:31,042 --> 00:54:35,047 I thought soccer with Paule was always on Wednesday? 895 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:38,051 Sometimes we move it. 896 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:44,292 You've always gone on Wednesdays recently. 897 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:49,052 It's no use. I'll change shirts. 898 00:54:57,167 --> 00:55:00,876 Someone got a Telegram. A Telegram, for you. 899 00:55:03,792 --> 00:55:08,423 Right, I recently installed Telegram. I wonder what I got. 900 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:11,465 A photo from "X". 901 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,174 Attention, attention! It probably isn't Anna. 902 00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:21,588 Why are you making that weird voice? - As accompaniment. 903 00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:24,628 Who is "X"? Single mother, colleague? 904 00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:27,341 Or just a snack between meals? 905 00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:29,673 Just an acquaintance. 906 00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:33,212 We sometimes send each other photos, for fun. 907 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:36,003 Yes, show us. - It's load... 908 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:38,630 Fuck! 909 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,753 Hey! Your screen. - What? It's mine. 910 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,843 What's with you? - Nothing. 911 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,173 And the photo? - It's private. 912 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:50,792 We're playing. - Nothing's private tonight. 913 00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:52,551 Hand off. - No. 914 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:54,802 Take your hand off! 915 00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,752 Let go. 916 00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:59,591 You've lost it! - Everyone gets to look! 917 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:08,086 Dude, Pepe! - Rocco! 918 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,628 Rocco! You have to look at this. 919 00:56:10,792 --> 00:56:13,716 One sec. - What? Am I not allowed to see it? 920 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,469 You broke the screen! - We got a photo! 921 00:56:16,792 --> 00:56:19,261 Who for? - Guess... Pepe. 922 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:22,969 Oh! - You're a doctor. 923 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,878 How's that physically possible? No, no! 924 00:56:26,042 --> 00:56:28,261 What's up and what's down? - Let us see! 925 00:56:28,417 --> 00:56:30,169 It's not for girls. 926 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:33,127 How can you be so flexible? 927 00:56:33,292 --> 00:56:35,795 She's doing Pilates, naked! 928 00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:40,043 She seems to have no hip joint. - Must be the sun salutation. 929 00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:42,802 Wow! You really know your yoga. - Watch it! 930 00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:46,882 Is it Anna? - What? No! I won't look at it. 931 00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:51,587 Is this your girlfriend? - No, it's not. 932 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:56,927 You think I'd date a girl like that? - I take it back. You had a long drought. 933 00:56:57,083 --> 00:57:00,633 Now you're a flirting expert with girlfriends and a lover. 934 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:03,295 OK. Now chill. - Did you see it, Leo? 935 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:05,335 Yes, I saw it. 936 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:09,175 No reason for false modesty. - We don't blame you. 937 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:11,502 I am a bit disappointed. 938 00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:15,547 What about Anna? - He deserves some fun after his drought. 939 00:57:16,417 --> 00:57:18,840 Let's hear it for the unknown hussy! 940 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,844 The contestant gets 1,000 points. 941 00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:29,761 Whose phone was that? - Yours. 942 00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:32,215 Mine? Oh, yeah. 943 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:37,585 You have a frog ringtone? - May have switched itself during bad sex. 944 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,968 Hannes! "How's it going?" 945 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:43,298 Nice. - Who's Hannes? 946 00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:45,836 One of the playground parents. 947 00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:49,136 You've never mentioned him. 948 00:57:50,042 --> 00:57:54,172 If you had taken leave you wouldn't miss any playground talk. 949 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:59,300 If you had a job that brought in money I probably would have. 950 00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:06,087 Aren't you going to answer him? - No. 951 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:10,382 I don't want to fuss, but I don't get not answering. 952 00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:14,968 If someone's worried, just text back. "Everything's fine. I'm at home." 953 00:58:17,542 --> 00:58:19,886 Yeah, maybe. 954 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,923 But he's not home. 955 00:58:24,625 --> 00:58:26,923 That's also true. 956 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:29,836 Just write that you're with friends. 957 00:58:31,042 --> 00:58:33,841 Why should he write where he is? 958 00:58:34,458 --> 00:58:36,802 Is there no privacy anymore? 959 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:41,714 Remember when calls started with, "How are you?" Now it's, "Where are you?" 960 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:45,254 "Where are you?" It's nobody's business where I am. 961 00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:50,469 Why do you have to let everyone know where you are? How is that his business? 962 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:54,675 Why are you flipping out? - These damn things are ruining us. 963 00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:57,427 They rob us of our privacy. 964 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:02,801 But we decide if we play along, or if we finally stop this! 965 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,502 OK. 966 00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:09,427 Good. Then I just won't answer him. 967 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,128 Then you just won't answer him. 968 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:17,425 I'm sure Hannes hasn't had this much attention in a long time. 969 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:19,834 Rudi! 970 00:59:20,667 --> 00:59:23,591 Lunar eclipses don't just make dogs edgy. 971 00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:29,340 Whose phone was that? - Rocco's. 972 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,835 OK. 973 00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:38,543 ONE NEW E-MAIL 974 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:40,460 Hey! 975 00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:55,751 What? 976 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,923 Account debited. 977 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:06,584 Surprise! I booked our vacation house in Majorca! 978 01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:10,802 You're such a stupid jerk. 979 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,252 Party! 980 01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:17,295 You'll have to lend me some money. 981 01:00:17,917 --> 01:00:19,794 Bianca can lend you some. 982 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:26,086 You inherited money, right? 983 01:00:26,417 --> 01:00:30,502 Yes, and I wanted to ask you guys, because you know about investing. 984 01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:34,761 But I'm thinking of just donating it. 985 01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:42,094 Grandma wanted it to go to a good cause. We don't need more money, right honey? 986 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,843 We have each other. 987 01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,756 Exactly how I see it. 988 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:56,175 Who will you donate it to? - There are some great... 989 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,961 It's starting! Lunar eclipse, anyone? 990 01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:00,377 Yay! 991 01:01:00,542 --> 01:01:04,092 The phones stay on the table! - Can I take mine for a photo? 992 01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,048 Just you. No one else. 993 01:01:07,917 --> 01:01:09,294 That everything? 994 01:01:15,292 --> 01:01:19,627 Doesn't the vastness of the universe make you feel small and insignificant? 995 01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:24,719 It's creepy, right? - Uh-uh. I think it's magical. The moon! 996 01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:29,460 Why do lunar eclipses fascinate everyone? I mean, it's fun and all, but... 997 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:33,880 It shows things aren't as they seem. The moon doesn't shine on its own. 998 01:01:34,042 --> 01:01:39,754 Or because it's the only time the moon can finally deal with its own stuff. 999 01:01:40,292 --> 01:01:44,468 We have to make sure Bianca writes in our poetry album later. 1000 01:01:44,917 --> 01:01:47,386 OK, group selfie? - Yes. 1001 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:49,877 Right. 1002 01:01:50,542 --> 01:01:53,466 With the moon. - Hold it horizontally. 1003 01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:57,129 With your wine? We might send it to Mom! - Really, Carlotta! 1004 01:01:58,583 --> 01:02:00,551 Simon, you're cut off. 1005 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:02,585 Let me do it. - OK. 1006 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:06,380 Right. Everyone good? - Yes. Smile, please! 1007 01:02:06,542 --> 01:02:07,885 Three, two... 1008 01:02:08,042 --> 01:02:09,840 MATTI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1009 01:02:10,417 --> 01:02:12,670 What does he want at this hour? - No idea. 1010 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:14,927 Who's Matti? - Ex-boyfriend. 1011 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:20,751 Why do you have him saved as "Matti"? - It's his nickname. 1012 01:02:20,917 --> 01:02:23,921 So save him as "Matthias" and his last name. 1013 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:25,801 Simon, it's her ex. 1014 01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:29,838 That's why I think a cutesy name is inappropriate. 1015 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,879 Never trust exes. - Never give up, like the Japanese. 1016 01:02:33,042 --> 01:02:35,090 Especially if they didn't end it. - Who did? 1017 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:36,960 Me. - Him. 1018 01:02:37,917 --> 01:02:41,376 Can we stop talking? I can't grin any longer. 1019 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:44,051 All right. 1020 01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,047 Three, two... 1021 01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:50,008 MATTI: I WANT TO FUCK. 1022 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,298 What the hell? - I can explain. 1023 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:57,086 Explain what? He wrote, "I want to fuck." 1024 01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:59,628 It could be autocorrect. - Shut up! 1025 01:02:59,792 --> 01:03:04,002 Simon, I don't feel trusted. If I tell you it means nothing, then... 1026 01:03:05,417 --> 01:03:07,715 "I'm really horny right now." - Yes. 1027 01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:11,505 The messages aren't for me. - Oh, so it's a group chat? 1028 01:03:11,667 --> 01:03:14,170 He forwards me texts from the girl he's dating. 1029 01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:17,507 I help him answer. He's into her, she just wants sex. 1030 01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:20,466 Sometimes I help him with his answers. 1031 01:03:23,917 --> 01:03:27,091 Do you believe me or not? - Can you prove it? 1032 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,378 I think Bianca should call Matti. 1033 01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:32,760 Yes. Yes. 1034 01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:34,251 Yes. 1035 01:03:36,292 --> 01:03:38,215 Then prove it! 1036 01:03:44,667 --> 01:03:47,386 Leo, we have to switch phones. - How? 1037 01:03:47,542 --> 01:03:50,842 You broke the screen! They'll know. - Shit! 1038 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,753 Why did you flip out about that damn answer? 1039 01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:10,461 Thanks for calling. Sorry to bother you, Bibi. 1040 01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:13,925 Keep it short. I'm at Simon's friends', that nice surgeon. 1041 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,881 Man, more couples dates? 1042 01:04:16,542 --> 01:04:19,921 That's how it is when you get old. - Is the therapist being a pain? 1043 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:22,677 Or is she controlling her bitchiness? 1044 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:24,551 I never said she was bitchy. 1045 01:04:24,708 --> 01:04:27,587 You said "winter is coming" when she enters a room. 1046 01:04:29,792 --> 01:04:31,840 We have to get to know each other. 1047 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:35,416 But today she's trying really hard. 1048 01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:39,670 Did your new crush write that she wanted sex? 1049 01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:41,710 Yeah, what should I do? 1050 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:44,302 Don't go to hers. - But I want to! 1051 01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:49,385 No, no, no! Tell her you're out but you have time next weekend. 1052 01:04:49,542 --> 01:04:52,967 Make it clear that you want something serious. 1053 01:04:53,125 --> 01:04:55,924 But she's so hot. - Hotter than me? 1054 01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:58,461 Definitely. OK, I'll try it. 1055 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:02,337 So it's better if she doesn't see it yet? - Yes. 1056 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:06,255 She'll cope with it better once she really knows you. 1057 01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:09,341 Bye. LYSM. 1058 01:05:13,292 --> 01:05:14,589 Satisfied? 1059 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,924 I don't mean to scare you, but the next course is ready. 1060 01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:25,210 Chicken! 1061 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:28,925 Mexican chocolate chicken. - Mm... 1062 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,377 Yummy! 1063 01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:35,792 Philistines! This is international cuisine. 1064 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:38,093 Sorry. 1065 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:45,669 You normally tell me every little thing, but not that you still talk to your ex. 1066 01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:48,252 I never said I didn't. 1067 01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:53,005 You have to stop with the jealousy. It really stifles me. 1068 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:56,966 He still wants to screw you. Period. - Nonsense. 1069 01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:01,710 I don't call my ex-girlfriends. - Yeah, they'd all rather see you dead. 1070 01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:06,257 What does he mean? What problem does he have? 1071 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:11,254 He's got acne. - Oh! She lied. 1072 01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:14,296 Definitely. Here eyelid's twitching. - Stop! 1073 01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:16,880 Say it. 1074 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:20,542 What? It's unfair to talk about him. He's not here. 1075 01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:22,426 I want to know. 1076 01:06:24,667 --> 01:06:27,170 Does he want a piece of the inheritance? 1077 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:31,837 You're really burning to know, aren't you? 1078 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:39,300 He has an extremely large penis, if you really want to know. 1079 01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:41,460 Why is that a problem? 1080 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:43,217 No, really. 1081 01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:48,339 We're not talking about very big or particularly big, he's... Yeah. 1082 01:06:50,708 --> 01:06:52,130 HOW big? 1083 01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:56,423 Tell us. How big? 1084 01:06:58,625 --> 01:07:00,002 Just say it. 1085 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,926 Like this. 1086 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:08,256 Look, Leo, nearly as big as yours. 1087 01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:12,011 It's scared women off in the past. 1088 01:07:12,167 --> 01:07:14,841 That's why he... - How long were you together? 1089 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,799 Two years. - Do you miss him? 1090 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:22,468 I bet you fell into a deep hole. 1091 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:28,091 No, I didn't. It was just a long haul with him. 1092 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:31,085 No, no, no! I mean... 1093 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:34,220 He was slow. He was a bit stupid. 1094 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:37,504 You said he was a kind of feminine guy. 1095 01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:41,631 I said he was sensitive. 1096 01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:44,090 That's what I said. Like you! 1097 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:47,459 If it bothers you I'll call and say we can't be in touch. 1098 01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:52,127 That'd be nice, yeah. - Good. 1099 01:07:52,292 --> 01:07:55,842 Simon will be happy and you can keep calling him secretly. 1100 01:07:56,292 --> 01:07:59,626 If I say I'm not going to call him, I won't, Eva. 1101 01:08:00,083 --> 01:08:03,917 It's absurd. He's your friend. Why shouldn't you stay in touch? 1102 01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:06,381 You have to trust her, Simon. 1103 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,343 I do trust her. 1104 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:11,302 But I can say if it pisses me off. 1105 01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:15,003 Who wants the first helping? 1106 01:08:17,667 --> 01:08:19,169 You. 1107 01:08:19,917 --> 01:08:22,261 But I don't have room for much more. 1108 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,002 There. 1109 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:27,173 Lots of vegetables, please. 1110 01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:30,303 But won't you miss having all that meat? 1111 01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:36,550 I had a patient, when she woke up the silicon was all on one side. 1112 01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:40,463 She had to knead her lips until she looked normal again. 1113 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,217 Really. It's true! 1114 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,627 Sophie. 1115 01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:48,544 You think something happened? 1116 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,840 Hi, honey. You OK? - Hey, Dad. 1117 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,174 I'm fine. You got a moment? - Sure, what is it? 1118 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:58,792 I don't quite know how to say this, but... 1119 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,667 Maik's parents are away. He asked if I wanted to sleep over. 1120 01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,676 No, she should come home! 1121 01:09:05,958 --> 01:09:07,551 You still there? 1122 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,255 Yes, yes I am. 1123 01:09:09,792 --> 01:09:12,136 What do you want to do? - I don't know. 1124 01:09:12,292 --> 01:09:15,296 I kind of want to, but I didn't expect it. 1125 01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:19,759 A bit, but maybe not tonight. And if I don't go he might get mad. 1126 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:22,882 Don't go because you think he might get mad. 1127 01:09:23,042 --> 01:09:25,261 That can't be the reason. - I know. 1128 01:09:26,042 --> 01:09:28,090 I'd like to tell you not to do it. 1129 01:09:28,750 --> 01:09:30,548 Don't ever do it. 1130 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,590 Stay my little girl forever. 1131 01:09:34,583 --> 01:09:36,176 Oh, Dad! 1132 01:09:36,917 --> 01:09:38,669 But I'll tell you one thing. 1133 01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:41,335 This night will be important. 1134 01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:46,051 What might happen will be a memory that stays with you your whole life. 1135 01:09:47,542 --> 01:09:50,341 It's not something to tell your friends tomorrow. 1136 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:54,960 If you think the memory of this night will always make you smile, do it. 1137 01:09:56,667 --> 01:10:00,126 But if you're not sure that it's the right time, 1138 01:10:00,542 --> 01:10:02,510 then don't do it. Wait. 1139 01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:05,344 You still have so much time. 1140 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:07,877 You know what? - Hm? 1141 01:10:08,042 --> 01:10:10,090 Forget it. - Just say it. 1142 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:13,220 I was so embarrassed when you gave me the condoms. 1143 01:10:14,958 --> 01:10:17,711 I wanted to curl up and die. 1144 01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:21,755 I didn't give them to you to use now. - Come on, Dad. 1145 01:10:22,708 --> 01:10:26,838 You have a sixth sense and always get me, unlike Mom. 1146 01:10:27,167 --> 01:10:29,841 If I go to Maik's, tell Mom I'm at Klara 's. 1147 01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:31,881 Why don't you tell her? 1148 01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:35,003 What? - The truth. 1149 01:10:35,167 --> 01:10:36,384 Yeah, right! 1150 01:10:36,542 --> 01:10:40,467 Sophie, you have to talk to her. You know I keep asking you to. 1151 01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:43,048 She'll just get angry and not listen. 1152 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,798 You need to catch her at the right time. 1153 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:48,632 Listen to me and talk to her about it. 1154 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,709 You're so crazy about Mom that you don't get what a silly cow she is. 1155 01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:58,211 Maik is coming. I have to go. - Sophie? 1156 01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:04,752 You did a good job. 1157 01:11:05,042 --> 01:11:07,340 Yeah, you can tell you're in therapy. 1158 01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:09,301 Bianca! 1159 01:11:10,292 --> 01:11:11,669 Beg your pardon? 1160 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:15,506 Oh, no. 1161 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,502 Did you tell her that? 1162 01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:20,422 Me? No. 1163 01:11:21,958 --> 01:11:23,756 Of course you did. 1164 01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:27,800 But just Bianca. - And I only told Pepe, I swear. 1165 01:11:28,667 --> 01:11:30,465 And I only told Leo. 1166 01:11:33,333 --> 01:11:35,506 Yeah, nobody tells me anything. 1167 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:37,589 You chatterboxes. 1168 01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:39,589 I'm sorry. 1169 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:44,960 He's going to therapy, not a brothel. It's good. 1170 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,422 Therapy? 1171 01:12:05,667 --> 01:12:07,135 Since when? 1172 01:12:07,750 --> 01:12:09,718 About six months. 1173 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,548 That's quite a long time. 1174 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,676 Wednesdays. 1175 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,252 Are you angry? - No. 1176 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:21,590 Yes. Yes I am. A little. 1177 01:12:21,792 --> 01:12:25,376 You never wanted it. You flipped out when I proposed couples therapy. 1178 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:28,796 I needed some time to realize... - This is very surprising. 1179 01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:33,426 Rudi! 1180 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:36,469 What are you doing? 1181 01:12:38,583 --> 01:12:42,087 Maybe therapy won't help, but I want to try it. 1182 01:12:43,042 --> 01:12:47,878 Then we know we tried everything. - So? Is it helping? 1183 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,002 You tell me. 1184 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:54,510 Just stop that. 1185 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,336 I have learned one thing. - What's that? 1186 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:05,424 How to de-escalate. - And how? 1187 01:13:06,417 --> 01:13:09,591 By not seeing every dispute as a battle for supremacy. 1188 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:12,549 Yielding isn't a sign of weakness at all. 1189 01:13:14,083 --> 01:13:18,133 A lasting relationship requires both people to take a step back 1190 01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:20,135 in order to move forward. 1191 01:13:20,375 --> 01:13:22,798 But the secret is it has to be both, Eva. 1192 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:28,927 I don't want us to wind up like Barbie and Ken. 1193 01:13:30,417 --> 01:13:32,385 You full of plastic and me nut-less. 1194 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:42,049 Time for dessert! - We're starving! 1195 01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:49,876 I thought this great night could use some Love Boat vibes. 1196 01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:51,885 Mm! 'so Pretty, 1197 01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:53,134 Wow! 1198 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:56,877 You like it, too? 1199 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:01,051 The frog again. 1200 01:14:03,417 --> 01:14:07,047 Hannes wants you to answer. - Crazy. The guy's annoying. 1201 01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:11,590 "Having dinner with friends. 1202 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,968 We'll talk tomorrow... 1203 01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:17,335 morning." 1204 01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:23,462 It's really yummy, Leo. - There's more in the kitchen. 1205 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:26,344 You know we have to read every text we get. 1206 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:37,377 He wrote, "Asshole." 1207 01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:41,927 Is he nuts? Why would he write that? 1208 01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:45,712 A stranger doesn't write "asshole" for no reason. 1209 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:51,468 Maybe I forgot a date. No idea, a kid's birthday or something. 1210 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:55,709 But this Hannes wouldn't happen to be a Hanna? 1211 01:14:57,458 --> 01:15:00,257 I've been waiting for that. Of course not. 1212 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,381 Is that him? 1213 01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:09,130 Answer it. 1214 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:11,961 We all want to know why he's so mad. 1215 01:15:14,917 --> 01:15:17,090 Speaker phone, please. 1216 01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:23,335 Hello. 1217 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:26,837 You don't have to answer in such a meek voice. 1218 01:15:27,458 --> 01:15:29,961 Why didn't you tell me you were going out? 1219 01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:32,002 A fever... Yeah, right! 1220 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,844 Hello? Hello? 1221 01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:40,132 Typical. Nothing to say for yourself? 1222 01:15:40,292 --> 01:15:45,093 Listen, you don't even know if you like men or women. Screw you! 1223 01:15:53,875 --> 01:15:57,800 How wrong can you be? The guy's totally nuts. 1224 01:16:02,917 --> 01:16:05,045 What are you looking at? 1225 01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:08,927 Lotti, the... The guy's a fruit. 1226 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:13,587 A bisexual. A confused father who likes me, that's all. 1227 01:16:13,875 --> 01:16:16,958 Why didn't you tell me that? - Because it's silly. 1228 01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:21,300 It's a guy from the playground. The kids like each other. 1229 01:16:21,667 --> 01:16:25,501 Maybe I gave him an apple slice too many and he thinks I'm into him. 1230 01:16:25,792 --> 01:16:29,422 Did anything happen between you two? - Have you lost it? 1231 01:16:30,292 --> 01:16:33,671 It's not a complicated question. - Of course not! 1232 01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:35,927 Like what? 1233 01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:39,883 I don't even know how, or who sticks what where. 1234 01:16:40,292 --> 01:16:42,169 Simon, say something. 1235 01:16:44,417 --> 01:16:48,297 It's true, fags imagine everyone wants a piece of them. 1236 01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:52,634 They've hit on me too. Look two seconds too long and... 1237 01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:56,210 Profound analysis. 1238 01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:59,379 It's happened to me too. A guy trying in the sauna... 1239 01:16:59,542 --> 01:17:02,671 What is this homophobic crap? - It's true. 1240 01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:07,175 I want to know if anything happened. - Lotti, it's me. 1241 01:17:07,458 --> 01:17:09,927 We've been together for eight years. 1242 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:13,633 Do you think I'd let somebody give to me from behind? 1243 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,129 I thought you didn't know who stuck what where? 1244 01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,635 Carlotta, look at me. 1245 01:17:19,875 --> 01:17:21,548 Look at me! 1246 01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:25,711 Can you picture me in the playground bushes 1247 01:17:26,167 --> 01:17:27,885 letting someone fuck me? 1248 01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:31,717 You really think your husband would do something that sick? 1249 01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:36,631 Not that I have anything against it. Everyone should do as they please. 1250 01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:39,176 I'm just into women. 1251 01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:46,426 One woman. 1252 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:50,798 I swear to you, me and this... 1253 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:54,591 Hannes. - Hannes. We never did anything. 1254 01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:58,503 Don't obsess over this thing. 1255 01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:06,627 Hannes. 1256 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:34,090 What did he write? 1257 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:37,377 Umm... Uh... I... 1258 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:40,502 I don't know... 1259 01:18:41,375 --> 01:18:43,002 what exactly... 1260 01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:56,006 He wrote, "I miss your kisses." 1261 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,923 Do you think he's gay? 1262 01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:27,297 Oh, God! 1263 01:19:37,417 --> 01:19:39,590 What a fucked up game. 1264 01:19:40,917 --> 01:19:42,294 Are you a homo? 1265 01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:46,090 Hey, it's OK. 1266 01:19:46,667 --> 01:19:48,419 It's out now. 1267 01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:53,670 How can I explain... - It's easy to explain. 1268 01:19:53,833 --> 01:19:57,133 Don't explain anything. Just stop talking. 1269 01:19:57,625 --> 01:19:59,377 Why that tone of voice? 1270 01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:03,627 This is actually... - No. I want to know Simon's problem. 1271 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:08,049 You've been feeding us bullshit for 20 years. 1272 01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:10,802 It doesn't look like he wants to talk. 1273 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:15,543 So are you upset because I'm gay or because I didn't tell you I was? 1274 01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:20,718 Because I've know you all my life, but apparently I don't really know you 1275 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:22,718 He's the same guy. 1276 01:20:23,917 --> 01:20:25,385 He hasn't changed. 1277 01:20:25,958 --> 01:20:29,167 He's the one you shared everything with. 1278 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:33,128 He's your friend, Simon. - Yes. 1279 01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:35,920 But he left out one thing he should have told me. 1280 01:20:37,083 --> 01:20:38,585 Should have? 1281 01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:42,254 I slept in the same bed with you! I showered with you. 1282 01:20:42,417 --> 01:20:45,045 I showed you my dick when I thought I had the clap! 1283 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:47,961 When was that? - Shut your trap, Rocco! 1284 01:20:49,167 --> 01:20:52,467 It wasn't pretty. - But you kind of liked it, huh? 1285 01:20:53,708 --> 01:20:56,678 I should've known when you saw Titanic umpteen times. 1286 01:20:58,083 --> 01:21:00,381 Listen to yourself. That's why I never said it. 1287 01:21:00,542 --> 01:21:04,501 Don't brand me homophobic. I want to know if my friend's gay. 1288 01:21:04,667 --> 01:21:06,544 So I can decide if it suits me. 1289 01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:09,382 I want to know! - So you can decide if it suits you? 1290 01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:12,045 Do you realize what you're saying? 1291 01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:14,085 Do you realize what you didn't say? 1292 01:21:15,833 --> 01:21:20,043 Why isn't anyone else saying anything? - You're talking bull, Simon. 1293 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,710 OK. 1294 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:27,217 If you all think it's normal, then I'm the strange one here. 1295 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:31,835 It's all just in my head. It was a huge misunderstanding. Sorry. 1296 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,129 The misunderstanding is thinking we're friends. 1297 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:38,968 Stop drinking, Simon. 1298 01:21:40,292 --> 01:21:42,340 Your dick looked like cauliflower. 1299 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:45,834 I wouldn't have sucked it for money! - My dick looks good! 1300 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,219 Stop drinking. - What? No! Shit! 1301 01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:08,173 I have a very attractive cock. 1302 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:11,003 You can apologize to it, asshole! 1303 01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:13,090 Hey! Stop it, damn it! 1304 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:17,343 Go for a smoke, Leo. 1305 01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:20,089 Stop drinking. 1306 01:22:24,292 --> 01:22:27,592 Wait, Eva? What's the bright side of this? 1307 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,959 Leo was probably just drunk and curious. 1308 01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:35,676 Men entering midlife doubt everything. Maybe he just wanted to escape. 1309 01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:38,336 It's still cheating, Eva. 1310 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:40,719 It depends what you expect. 1311 01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:45,418 I mean, do you really think you'll still be sucking face in 20 years? 1312 01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:48,084 Yes. 1313 01:22:49,292 --> 01:22:51,340 Simon and I are soul mates. 1314 01:22:51,708 --> 01:22:54,791 Do you really believe in a perfect relationship? 1315 01:22:57,417 --> 01:22:59,090 All my life. 1316 01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:03,343 He's not cheating with a woman. 1317 01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:07,675 He's not doubting your relationship, but himself. 1318 01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:10,711 That's why he's so bad at soccer. 1319 01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:14,298 Are you prepared to forgive him? 1320 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:17,837 That's the only way you can tackle the problem. 1321 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,880 The only problem is that jerk misses my husband's body. 1322 01:23:22,042 --> 01:23:24,215 They butt-fuck each other! 1323 01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:26,218 He's a faggot! - Enough. 1324 01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:29,219 Why? I can say that, I am married to him! 1325 01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,002 Oh, fuck it! 1326 01:23:51,458 --> 01:23:53,506 Not really a surprise, is it? 1327 01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:57,837 I mean, you haven't touched me for months. 1328 01:23:58,083 --> 01:23:59,676 You're cold and distant. 1329 01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:03,508 I was sure you were cheating with some slut like Pepe has. 1330 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:07,549 That would have at least made sense. 1331 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:11,503 I'm sorry I've disappointed you. 1332 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:45,094 How long has it been going on, Leo? 1333 01:24:50,833 --> 01:24:53,552 How long? Now tell me the damn truth. 1334 01:24:55,542 --> 01:24:57,135 Not very long. 1335 01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:00,131 May I... - No. 1336 01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:03,176 And how many? 1337 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:08,292 How many what? - Before him. How many before him? 1338 01:25:10,250 --> 01:25:11,627 None. 1339 01:25:12,458 --> 01:25:14,460 Hannes was the only one. 1340 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,923 Let's talk at home. - We can do it here. 1341 01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:31,087 Tell us about Hannes, about his nice firm ass. 1342 01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:34,345 Did he ask you to wax your chest so it's all smooth? 1343 01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:38,462 Go on! Tell your best friends. They might want to know! 1344 01:25:39,083 --> 01:25:41,836 We're leaving! - Screw you! Leave without me. 1345 01:25:58,167 --> 01:25:59,794 Faruk Jewelers. 1346 01:26:00,458 --> 01:26:02,381 Let it ring. 1347 01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:06,422 He's coming. 1348 01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:10,718 She's nuts. 1349 01:26:14,167 --> 01:26:17,171 Faruk, what's up? - I've been trying to reach you. 1350 01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:20,587 Check your voicemail. - I've been busy. 1351 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:24,254 I wanted to ask if she liked the ring. - Yes. 1352 01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:29,339 Yes, she did. - I told you that diamond looks damn real. 1353 01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,961 Cool. - Faruk, it's a bad time. 1354 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:34,548 And did she like the earrings? - Yes. 1355 01:26:34,708 --> 01:26:37,757 Great. How you going to pay? - I have to go. 1356 01:26:37,917 --> 01:26:39,544 Don't forget again. 1357 01:26:40,417 --> 01:26:42,670 Who liked the earrings? 1358 01:26:43,292 --> 01:26:44,464 You. 1359 01:26:45,292 --> 01:26:47,044 I don't wear earrings. 1360 01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:49,047 My ears aren't pierced. 1361 01:26:51,333 --> 01:26:53,051 Yeah, that's why I... 1362 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,552 That's why I didn't give them to you. 1363 01:26:57,917 --> 01:26:59,544 Why are you lying to me? 1364 01:26:59,708 --> 01:27:01,051 Huh? 1365 01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:04,631 No. When did I lie to you? 1366 01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:07,960 Just now. 1367 01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:13,340 Guys, I'm sick of this fucking game. 1368 01:27:13,583 --> 01:27:16,427 Everyone takes things the wrong way. 1369 01:27:17,167 --> 01:27:19,841 Who were the damn earrings for? - Nobody! 1370 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:29,427 Pick up. - It's Marika. It'll be another shift. 1371 01:27:31,667 --> 01:27:32,884 Pick up, Simon. 1372 01:27:39,708 --> 01:27:41,301 Put it back. 1373 01:27:45,292 --> 01:27:47,135 Give me the phone. 1374 01:27:49,125 --> 01:27:50,672 Put the damn thing back! 1375 01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,378 Sorry to call you at this hour, 1376 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:56,544 but I'm totally panicking. 1377 01:27:56,708 --> 01:27:59,757 I'm in the bathroom and the test has two lines. 1378 01:28:00,208 --> 01:28:02,757 That means it's positive, right? - What? 1379 01:28:03,375 --> 01:28:05,343 I think I'm pregnant. 1380 01:28:06,417 --> 01:28:08,260 Simon, you still there? 1381 01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:11,502 Say something! - It's not true. 1382 01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:14,136 Don't touch me! - Are you there? Simon? 1383 01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:22,169 Bianca. 1384 01:28:23,833 --> 01:28:25,801 Bianca! 1385 01:28:25,958 --> 01:28:29,041 Open up! Carlotta, let me talk to her. 1386 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,760 How is she? 1387 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:02,968 Not too good. 1388 01:29:04,458 --> 01:29:08,213 We just got engaged. We constantly have sex. 1389 01:29:09,125 --> 01:29:12,334 Can you tell me where Marika fits into all that? 1390 01:29:13,083 --> 01:29:15,552 I don't know. I really don't know. 1391 01:29:15,708 --> 01:29:18,427 I wanted to do it better than my parents. 1392 01:29:19,125 --> 01:29:21,298 I didn't want to be an old mother. 1393 01:29:21,792 --> 01:29:24,921 I never questioned him when he came home late. 1394 01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:29,801 I would have even accepted if he told me he was missing something. 1395 01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:32,255 Like Leo. 1396 01:29:36,167 --> 01:29:38,920 Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. 1397 01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:42,086 Bianca, you're better than him. 1398 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:45,337 Don't let this break you. Will you promise me that? 1399 01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:47,093 Beat it! 1400 01:29:47,250 --> 01:29:48,843 Carlotta, it's me. 1401 01:29:49,292 --> 01:29:52,216 You can definitely fuck off. - You have a message. 1402 01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:56,505 Your boss wants to know if you, "Did it, you sexy bitch." 1403 01:30:02,042 --> 01:30:03,510 Let's call back. 1404 01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:05,468 Leo, 1405 01:30:05,958 --> 01:30:07,631 this is really silly. 1406 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,547 Leo! 1407 01:30:12,458 --> 01:30:15,837 Steiger wants to meet you and negotiate. We got the account! 1408 01:30:16,417 --> 01:30:17,669 Sharon Stone! 1409 01:30:17,833 --> 01:30:20,586 Great! I'm with friends right now. - Oh, right. 1410 01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:22,627 I hope you put panties on. 1411 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:25,219 I still have yours in my pur... 1412 01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:29,587 You're not wearing panties? - Inside joke. 1413 01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:32,460 Show me. 1414 01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:34,335 Go! Leo, no! 1415 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:37,504 Show me! - OK! I'm not wearing underwear. 1416 01:30:37,667 --> 01:30:40,671 I was in a meeting with no underwear on, OK? 1417 01:30:41,667 --> 01:30:44,921 And that job gives your life meaning again? 1418 01:30:45,167 --> 01:30:48,171 So that's what you call women's empowerment? 1419 01:30:48,417 --> 01:30:51,671 Didn't you give a MeToo speech there? - Yes. 1420 01:30:52,250 --> 01:30:53,877 It was a big success. 1421 01:30:56,042 --> 01:30:59,592 Then you go to a meeting without undies to turn on a client? 1422 01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:04,005 We were drunk. It was Britta's idea. It was a silly game. 1423 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:08,300 To bait the client, so he'd bite. He has a huge budget and... 1424 01:31:08,625 --> 01:31:10,468 Have you no pride? 1425 01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:14,125 If your boss asks that of you it's not a serious job. 1426 01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:17,469 I'm the only mother in the office. 1427 01:31:17,625 --> 01:31:22,210 I heard the others saying I lack drive and energy and reek of baby powder. 1428 01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:26,425 God! I couldn't get out of it. You think I did it voluntarily? 1429 01:31:28,167 --> 01:31:29,919 And if he had wanted more? 1430 01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:34,213 That's right, I may have prostituted myself to feed us. 1431 01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:37,834 I make quite a few bad decisions, like getting married. 1432 01:31:47,333 --> 01:31:50,837 Carlotta, I put your reward in your purse. 1433 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,843 Don't snort it all at once. 1434 01:32:03,833 --> 01:32:05,005 Is this... 1435 01:32:06,958 --> 01:32:09,928 You see what this is? - Good Lord, just to wake up. 1436 01:32:10,708 --> 01:32:13,552 I rarely do it, and if I do I only snort it. 1437 01:32:13,708 --> 01:32:17,417 I feel much better knowing you hardly ever do cocaine. 1438 01:32:17,583 --> 01:32:19,551 How sick is your job? 1439 01:32:19,792 --> 01:32:23,922 What kind of advertising agency is it? Did you know this? Eva? 1440 01:32:25,333 --> 01:32:27,836 If you don't join in, you're a bore. 1441 01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:34,043 I quit my job to wipe our kids' asses so you can do coke with no panties on? 1442 01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:39,219 OK. Do you all want to know a secret? 1443 01:32:39,875 --> 01:32:43,084 I think it sucks to work when you have kids. 1444 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,343 OK. - Yes. 1445 01:32:48,042 --> 01:32:51,251 I thought it was my duty as an emancipated woman. 1446 01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:54,045 All my girlfriends have careers and kids. 1447 01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:57,458 I thought taking maternity leave would be self-serving. 1448 01:32:57,625 --> 01:33:02,802 But I really wanted to make baby food and hear them say "Mom" the first time. 1449 01:33:03,250 --> 01:33:05,127 Praise be, Carlotta. 1450 01:33:05,292 --> 01:33:07,340 Instead I get to hear your mother 1451 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:11,380 telling me I'm a workaholic and my kids don't recognize me. 1452 01:33:11,542 --> 01:33:14,170 Henri recently said "Bye" to me. 1453 01:33:14,333 --> 01:33:16,802 He thought my name was "Bye"! 1454 01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:21,593 Why haven't you told me that? 1455 01:33:22,417 --> 01:33:25,011 Look how Eva looks at me when I tell the truth. 1456 01:33:25,167 --> 01:33:27,841 "God, Carlotta, the old-fashioned homemaker, 1457 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:32,836 making baby food and shaming the women who fought for equal rights." 1458 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:36,925 Well, I don't get it. I hope you're drunk and regret it tomorrow. 1459 01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:39,131 Sadly, I'm not drunk at all. 1460 01:33:39,292 --> 01:33:43,593 But I'd rather fall for dumb ads in stores than have to think them up! 1461 01:33:44,167 --> 01:33:47,717 I admit it. I want to be a nurturing mother. 1462 01:33:47,875 --> 01:33:50,469 To give them milk and hand out apple slices. 1463 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:54,334 And to maybe find time in between to write a novel. 1464 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:57,344 You said it won't pay. - So what? 1465 01:33:57,958 --> 01:34:01,667 Hera Lind had loads of kids and wrote novels in her garage. 1466 01:34:02,208 --> 01:34:06,668 But four weeks after I pushed twins out of my vagina 1467 01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:09,586 I had to squeeze into a business suit, 1468 01:34:09,750 --> 01:34:12,253 and play "coke poker" with 20-year-olds. 1469 01:34:12,417 --> 01:34:17,127 I hid the pump in the trash and went to meetings with my tits ready to burst! 1470 01:34:19,542 --> 01:34:21,340 Well, I didn't know that. 1471 01:34:22,292 --> 01:34:25,262 Under certain circumstances I'd be OK 1472 01:34:25,458 --> 01:34:28,211 with giving up paternity leave for you. 1473 01:34:28,375 --> 01:34:31,629 Why? I have to keep working now that we're splitting up. 1474 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:35,803 If it were a playground mom at least I'd stand a chance, 1475 01:34:35,958 --> 01:34:38,302 but I can only lose to Hannes. 1476 01:34:52,750 --> 01:34:56,960 "We know what you're planning with our kids, you gay scumbag. 1477 01:34:58,458 --> 01:35:01,211 Get the hell out of our school." 1478 01:35:08,125 --> 01:35:09,877 Makes no sense. Is this for you? 1479 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,752 I'm the faggot. 1480 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:28,094 Faggot, that's what you say, right? 1481 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:29,593 Huh? 1482 01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:34,213 You love using that word, with such great fervor. 1483 01:35:35,458 --> 01:35:37,552 With a disgusted undertone. 1484 01:35:41,042 --> 01:35:43,295 Wasn't such a great idea, was it? 1485 01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:51,585 Did you switch phones? 1486 01:36:02,417 --> 01:36:03,919 Can you please... 1487 01:36:04,583 --> 01:36:06,176 Where are you going? 1488 01:36:08,292 --> 01:36:09,794 Oh, God. 1489 01:36:12,250 --> 01:36:15,379 You said if it was a woman we'd still have a chance. 1490 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:24,174 Why didn't you tell us before, Pepe? 1491 01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:27,381 Because I didn't know before. 1492 01:36:27,542 --> 01:36:30,341 For a while I didn't know anything anymore. 1493 01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:32,093 Who I am and... 1494 01:36:33,458 --> 01:36:36,541 when I noticed a few years ago I thought it might go away. 1495 01:36:38,167 --> 01:36:39,168 But... 1496 01:36:40,542 --> 01:36:42,544 I think it was always there. 1497 01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:46,424 I know full well why he didn't tell us. 1498 01:36:46,583 --> 01:36:49,006 I was gay for an hour, it was enough. 1499 01:36:49,417 --> 01:36:52,045 Or did we take it well, Simon? 1500 01:36:52,458 --> 01:36:54,881 Is that why you're looking for a new job? 1501 01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:58,046 Yes. Two students saw me with Hannes. 1502 01:36:58,208 --> 01:37:02,463 They told their dad, since then I get lots of love letters from Mr. Engelmann. 1503 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:07,463 Just because you're homosexual? - That's really silly. 1504 01:37:07,792 --> 01:37:11,251 Keep saying fag or homo, it sounds more natural. 1505 01:37:11,833 --> 01:37:14,461 Why don't you report him to the police? 1506 01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:17,628 I can't even tell you guys I'm gay. 1507 01:37:17,792 --> 01:37:22,502 How am I supposed to do it in court, in front of a judge, lawyers, parents? 1508 01:37:23,083 --> 01:37:25,006 If I'm lucky, some students. 1509 01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:28,501 I'll have to run the gauntlet. I'm not built for that. 1510 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:32,048 I liked the idea of this game. 1511 01:37:33,125 --> 01:37:37,084 It's like the serial killer who's searching for redemption. 1512 01:37:38,375 --> 01:37:41,254 I did hope it would all come out tonight, but... 1513 01:37:42,500 --> 01:37:45,128 to be honest, not quite this much. 1514 01:37:45,292 --> 01:37:47,966 I'd be glad if you introduced Hannes to us. 1515 01:37:48,125 --> 01:37:49,251 Absolutely. 1516 01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:51,547 No. 1517 01:37:52,667 --> 01:37:55,170 I don't want to introduce him to you. 1518 01:37:55,333 --> 01:38:00,134 I want to protect him from you, because you protect the ones you love. 1519 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:03,844 You guys outed yourselves tonight, not me. 1520 01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:08,630 I don't even recognize you guys. I'm no better, I lied too. 1521 01:38:09,042 --> 01:38:12,421 But I was the only one who wanted to, yet something stopped me. 1522 01:38:12,583 --> 01:38:14,426 And I don't know... 1523 01:38:14,833 --> 01:38:19,134 Maybe because secretly I'm not sure we're even still friends. 1524 01:38:20,583 --> 01:38:24,292 Just because of one blowup? - Come on, Simon. 1525 01:38:24,667 --> 01:38:27,591 We haven't been the Perfetti Gang for a long time. 1526 01:38:28,167 --> 01:38:30,169 The gang always stuck together. 1527 01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:53,465 Bianca, open the door. - Bianca! 1528 01:38:53,625 --> 01:38:56,378 Say something! - Kick it in. Get her out. 1529 01:38:56,667 --> 01:38:59,295 Bianca, open up! - Out of the way! 1530 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:24,877 Your mother called. 1531 01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:28,011 I said you're expecting a child. 1532 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:31,173 She congratulated me. 1533 01:39:58,250 --> 01:40:00,503 I always knew you were special. 1534 01:40:00,917 --> 01:40:04,217 Be happy and be proud. You're good just the way you are. 1535 01:40:14,708 --> 01:40:16,301 Go after her. 1536 01:40:18,208 --> 01:40:19,505 It's too late. 1537 01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:26,502 Come on. You screwed up. 1538 01:40:27,333 --> 01:40:29,176 Life goes on, eh? 1539 01:40:32,875 --> 01:40:34,172 Sorry. 1540 01:40:39,708 --> 01:40:41,836 Bye. - Clear out now. 1541 01:40:49,250 --> 01:40:51,469 You don't like Bianca yet you take her side? 1542 01:40:51,917 --> 01:40:53,919 Great game, Eva. Thanks. 1543 01:41:17,750 --> 01:41:18,922 Shit. 1544 01:41:36,625 --> 01:41:37,922 Want a ride? 1545 01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:41,211 But don't think I'm going to blow you. 1546 01:41:50,750 --> 01:41:52,343 What a game. 1547 01:41:54,083 --> 01:41:56,211 You were so against it. I thought you... 1548 01:41:56,625 --> 01:41:57,968 And again, 1549 01:41:58,708 --> 01:42:01,427 feel free to look, any day, any time. 1550 01:42:10,250 --> 01:42:14,209 Honestly, the entire evening I was afraid you had something to hide. 1551 01:42:14,917 --> 01:42:18,217 Why is that? - I made lots of mistakes lately. 1552 01:42:19,333 --> 01:42:21,552 I wouldn't even have blamed you. 1553 01:42:23,333 --> 01:42:26,792 Your damn therapist lady is pretty good. - It's a man. 1554 01:42:31,208 --> 01:42:32,630 What if I... 1555 01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:37,927 I want to focus on the future, Eva, not the past. 1556 01:42:38,125 --> 01:42:40,503 Just accept that you're enough for me. 1557 01:42:40,958 --> 01:42:42,710 I know others could have you. 1558 01:42:42,917 --> 01:42:45,716 You don't have to prove it to me, or to yourself. 1559 01:42:46,083 --> 01:42:49,257 You have to decide if you want to give us another chance. 1560 01:43:04,875 --> 01:43:07,799 Oh God! At your age? That's so gross! 1561 01:43:09,625 --> 01:43:11,753 The party sucked. I'm going to bed. 1562 01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:15,255 Alone. 1563 01:43:22,292 --> 01:43:24,841 That's our car. Fuck. Stop the car! 1564 01:43:25,375 --> 01:43:27,298 Stop! - OK. 1565 01:43:41,792 --> 01:43:42,964 Carlotta? 1566 01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:45,252 Carlotta! 1567 01:43:46,500 --> 01:43:48,673 Pepe, she jumped. - What? 1568 01:43:50,917 --> 01:43:52,760 Shit. I'm sorry. - Uh, Leo! 1569 01:43:57,458 --> 01:43:59,301 Are you nuts? - Oh, God. 1570 01:43:59,542 --> 01:44:02,671 I think the tapas gave me the shits. - I thought... 1571 01:44:05,083 --> 01:44:08,212 I didn't want to muck up my shoes. - Falling star. 1572 01:44:12,375 --> 01:44:14,298 And did you make wishes? 1573 01:44:16,417 --> 01:44:18,511 That the whole thing did some good. 1574 01:44:18,958 --> 01:44:21,086 That the truth will do some good. 1575 01:44:27,208 --> 01:44:29,256 Would you really have jumped? 1576 01:44:49,458 --> 01:44:52,541 I really enjoyed it. Great presentation. 1577 01:44:52,958 --> 01:44:54,551 Thanks. - Let's be in touch. 1578 01:44:54,708 --> 01:44:56,005 Bye. 1579 01:44:56,542 --> 01:44:58,920 I really like it. Wow. - Thanks. 1580 01:44:59,625 --> 01:45:03,755 We're going out for a drink later. Give me your number, I'll call you. 1581 01:45:04,458 --> 01:45:07,337 You can reach me at the office. - No phone? 1582 01:45:08,167 --> 01:45:10,670 No, because of the radiation... 1583 01:45:10,917 --> 01:45:13,215 Having a cell phone isn't so good. 1584 01:45:13,875 --> 01:45:16,344 Just say that you don't want to come. 1585 01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:22,797 Sorry. 1586 01:45:24,042 --> 01:45:25,214 Sorry. 1587 01:45:31,333 --> 01:45:35,543 Right, everybody out. First to the sandbox gets a Gummy Bear. 1588 01:45:37,333 --> 01:45:39,210 Right. - I want the shovel. 1589 01:45:42,625 --> 01:45:44,298 So, waiting for a text? 1590 01:45:45,167 --> 01:45:46,714 Yes, I am. 1591 01:45:47,417 --> 01:45:48,964 You won't get one. 1592 01:45:49,708 --> 01:45:52,917 The principal confiscated his phone for a long time. 1593 01:45:55,583 --> 01:45:58,917 Bruno, Henri! Here, play with Daddy's phone. 1594 01:45:59,292 --> 01:46:02,216 Go ahead and break it. Cell phones are crap. 1595 01:46:05,125 --> 01:46:06,672 Values, so important. 1596 01:46:07,167 --> 01:46:08,134 Apple slice? 1597 01:46:08,292 --> 01:46:09,589 No thanks. 1598 01:46:11,792 --> 01:46:14,966 Chapter one: A Hopeless Affair. 1599 01:46:30,250 --> 01:46:31,923 That's him! 1600 01:46:37,125 --> 01:46:39,219 I feel like I'm 16. - I'm scared. 1601 01:46:39,458 --> 01:46:41,210 How do you think Pepe feels? 1602 01:46:45,750 --> 01:46:47,627 The jerk is huge. 1603 01:46:50,542 --> 01:46:51,714 COMIC CONTEST SUPERHEROES WANTED! 1604 01:46:51,875 --> 01:46:54,378 I wouldn't worry. It'll be fine. - Yes. 1605 01:46:54,542 --> 01:46:56,169 OK, bye. - Bye. 1606 01:46:56,833 --> 01:46:58,835 Right, Mrs. Engelmann. 1607 01:47:00,417 --> 01:47:02,090 Mr. Engelmann. 1608 01:47:03,917 --> 01:47:05,760 We finally meet, Mr. Deneke. 1609 01:47:05,958 --> 01:47:08,131 My son raves about you so much. 1610 01:47:08,833 --> 01:47:11,131 Best teacher at this school. 1611 01:47:12,250 --> 01:47:13,843 Great classroom! 1612 01:47:24,417 --> 01:47:26,010 How were parent conferences? 1613 01:47:27,917 --> 01:47:30,511 Uh... - We hope you'll accept our apology. 1614 01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:34,253 You feel like camping out and a campfire? 1615 01:47:35,542 --> 01:47:39,126 Leo found the best s'mores recipes. - Fuck you, Rocco. 1616 01:47:40,000 --> 01:47:42,799 We can go swimming, or rub each other down. 1617 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:48,380 What he is trying to say is one truth didn't come out in the game. 1618 01:47:49,042 --> 01:47:50,635 That we love you. 1619 01:47:51,458 --> 01:47:52,630 Yes. 1620 01:47:54,250 --> 01:47:55,752 I'm in. 1621 01:47:56,583 --> 01:47:58,381 You assholes. - Yes! 1622 01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:03,584 Mom thinks you'll be gay, but I'm not supposed to tell you. 1623 01:48:10,167 --> 01:48:14,297 I've got my knife, if we want to try the blood brother thing again. 1624 01:48:14,542 --> 01:48:16,544 Nah, we'll pass on your hepatitis. 1625 01:48:17,542 --> 01:48:19,044 Uh-huh, that's right. 1626 01:48:33,958 --> 01:48:36,837 I'm glad we've patched things up again. 1627 01:48:37,292 --> 01:48:40,045 If the evening proved one thing, then... 1628 01:48:40,625 --> 01:48:43,174 It's mine. Can you give it to me please? 1629 01:48:45,500 --> 01:48:48,583 No, this isn't it. - It's the other one, in the glove box. 1630 01:48:58,792 --> 01:49:01,966 We learned that none of us is better than the other. 1631 01:49:02,292 --> 01:49:04,260 I didn't think you'd call again. 1632 01:49:04,708 --> 01:49:06,961 Hey, put it on speaker phone. 1633 01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:09,589 Rocco! 1634 01:49:10,167 --> 01:49:11,794 Put it on speaker phone! 1635 01:49:12,500 --> 01:49:15,709 Grab him, he's got a second phone! - What? 1636 01:49:16,667 --> 01:49:19,045 Rocco, stop where you are, you dick! 1637 01:52:31,875 --> 01:52:34,594 Hittin' da club with my pussies tonight 1638 01:52:34,750 --> 01:52:36,593 Six-four, the fourth. Clap it! 1639 01:52:39,375 --> 01:52:41,252 Are you using the soap... 1640 01:52:42,792 --> 01:52:44,840 Again. - Hey! 1641 01:52:45,000 --> 01:52:48,425 Are you using the... Shit! I was going to say "soap" again. 1642 01:52:50,458 --> 01:52:54,383 Are you using the lotion I gave you? 1643 01:52:59,958 --> 01:53:03,337 Hello. Mrs. Ratzeburg. - Why Mrs. Ratzeburg? 1644 01:53:03,792 --> 01:53:06,261 I thought I'd use another name. - I like it. 1645 01:53:06,417 --> 01:53:09,216 Answer it with your foot next time, too. 1646 01:53:10,875 --> 01:53:15,051 You really want to argue, or can we have a nice evening for once? 1647 01:53:16,458 --> 01:53:18,210 It's the arrow. Sorry. 1648 01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:22,128 I'll go change quick, okay? 1649 01:53:24,625 --> 01:53:27,595 What d'you want? - Isn't that Freddy Lau? 1650 01:53:27,750 --> 01:53:30,003 Get lost, right quick like. 1651 01:53:37,917 --> 01:53:39,510 You didn't look. Look. 1652 01:53:41,458 --> 01:53:43,506 Holy shit! 1653 01:53:44,042 --> 01:53:46,090 Oh, no, I don't need any help. 1654 01:53:47,250 --> 01:53:50,174 Sorry. Leo rushed me. I couldn't... 1655 01:53:57,208 --> 01:53:59,131 Yeah, all right. Uh-huh. 1656 01:54:00,417 --> 01:54:02,294 And... 1657 01:54:02,458 --> 01:54:05,587 She said, "First time drunk at 12, and at 13..." 1658 01:54:08,875 --> 01:54:10,377 Answer it! 1659 01:54:13,917 --> 01:54:15,544 Play the game! 1660 01:54:15,708 --> 01:54:17,585 No offense, but I'm not sure... 1661 01:54:18,208 --> 01:54:20,757 You only see the kids on the weekends. 1662 01:54:21,750 --> 01:54:24,549 I'm not sure you can call yourself a mom. 1663 01:54:27,167 --> 01:54:29,044 Okay, no offense, but... 1664 01:54:29,333 --> 01:54:31,176 I'm not sure you... 1665 01:54:32,542 --> 01:54:34,260 It was the same here. 1666 01:54:37,500 --> 01:54:38,922 Sorry. 1667 01:54:39,917 --> 01:54:42,670 Are you going to do another... No, wait. 1668 01:54:44,208 --> 01:54:47,132 There's nothing between your teeth. - Sorry. 1669 01:54:47,292 --> 01:54:48,919 Go ahead, laugh. 1670 01:54:49,083 --> 01:54:51,085 Yes, there is something... 1671 01:54:51,625 --> 01:54:53,673 Big time. - Totally! 1672 01:54:55,167 --> 01:54:57,761 Nice on-camera discussion. - Jessica. 1673 01:54:57,917 --> 01:55:00,340 That's better. - Yeah? Is it better? 1674 01:55:02,417 --> 01:55:06,251 Coital was the wrong word. - A fight for the front of the body. 1675 01:55:06,667 --> 01:55:07,668 Wotan! 1676 01:55:10,542 --> 01:55:13,546 Oh, God! What a cute guinea pig. 1677 01:55:17,875 --> 01:55:20,173 Do you need a doctor or a caper? 1678 01:55:22,208 --> 01:55:23,960 So, "no secrets." 1679 01:55:24,125 --> 01:55:25,627 Right? 1680 01:55:29,500 --> 01:55:32,094 It's not funny at all. - Not a bit. 1681 01:55:32,750 --> 01:55:34,752 Not a bit. - You can do it. 1682 01:55:37,708 --> 01:55:40,382 Have you and Anna decided against kids? 1683 01:55:40,542 --> 01:55:44,843 Didn't she fry any... Fuck! Why do I always say "fry"? 1684 01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:47,503 Have you and Anna decided against kids? 1685 01:55:47,667 --> 01:55:49,465 Didn't she fray any... 1686 01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:55,129 You and Anna decided against kids? -Stop it. 1687 01:55:55,292 --> 01:55:56,669 I see you. 1688 01:55:56,833 --> 01:55:58,961 You and Anna decided against kids? 1689 01:55:59,125 --> 01:56:00,877 Didn't she fra... 1690 01:56:02,042 --> 01:56:04,841 You guys are screwing with me. 1691 01:56:05,792 --> 01:56:08,841 Oh! Who's that calling? - No one yet! 1692 01:56:11,042 --> 01:56:12,669 Read it. 1693 01:56:14,292 --> 01:56:16,386 Read it. - Yeah. 1694 01:56:17,375 --> 01:56:18,376 Read it. 1695 01:56:18,875 --> 01:56:20,377 Oh, God! 1696 01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:23,343 OK. 1697 01:56:26,750 --> 01:56:29,549 Good that you're such an expert on kids. 1698 01:56:29,708 --> 01:56:32,006 I think he'll manage just fine. 1699 01:56:32,375 --> 01:56:33,968 Manage what? 1700 01:56:34,125 --> 01:56:35,968 Are you pregnant? 1701 01:56:38,417 --> 01:56:40,590 The first test... The first... 1702 01:56:40,750 --> 01:56:42,172 Oh, God. 1703 01:56:42,333 --> 01:56:44,085 What was that? 1704 01:56:44,917 --> 01:56:47,841 This is starting off great. I said we shouldn't play. 1705 01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:49,502 Too late. 1706 01:56:50,875 --> 01:56:52,673 Why are you smiling? 1707 01:56:52,833 --> 01:56:54,301 Sorry. 1708 01:56:54,458 --> 01:56:57,428 You look so cute when you smile. Sorry. 1709 01:57:00,250 --> 01:57:05,507 It's good to stay on the move. It's all that counts nowadays. 1710 01:57:08,167 --> 01:57:10,386 "Your local credit union." 1711 01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:12,843 "We clear the way." 1712 01:57:13,625 --> 01:57:15,593 Bianca, you're so great. 1713 01:57:15,750 --> 01:57:19,050 Don't let this break you. Will you promise me that? 1714 01:57:20,542 --> 01:57:22,795 Sorry, I took that wrong. 1715 01:57:25,292 --> 01:57:26,965 Thanks. 1716 01:57:27,125 --> 01:57:29,344 Your attempt at a kiss... 1717 01:57:31,708 --> 01:57:36,418 What makes you say that? Here. You'll see patients' tits and asses. 1718 01:57:36,583 --> 01:57:38,426 It's a job thing. 1719 01:57:40,792 --> 01:57:43,341 Are you a homo? - Can we do that again? 1720 01:57:43,917 --> 01:57:45,635 Why? What was wrong? 1721 01:57:45,792 --> 01:57:48,420 Badly acted, plain and simple. 1722 01:57:48,583 --> 01:57:53,168 Then it'd have been perfect. - I have highly motivated colleagues. 1723 01:57:53,333 --> 01:57:54,835 Sorry. 1724 01:57:55,833 --> 01:57:57,801 It's over. Forget it. - Stop. 1725 01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:59,468 Let's shoot. - Yes. 1726 01:57:59,708 --> 01:58:02,917 Next comes: "It's OK. It's out now." 1727 01:58:05,583 --> 01:58:08,632 Then one of these two spazzes says something. 1728 01:58:10,750 --> 01:58:13,344 Freddy, stop! Please. - I can't. I'm done. 1729 01:58:13,625 --> 01:58:17,380 No, no, no, Pepe. I want to know Simon's problem. 1730 01:58:19,417 --> 01:58:21,340 You've fed us bullshit for 20 years. 1731 01:58:21,500 --> 01:58:25,050 Apparently it's of no interest to report it to us. 1732 01:58:26,375 --> 01:58:28,594 Dude, you shitting me? - Yeah. 1733 01:58:28,750 --> 01:58:30,923 I just can't do it anymore. 1734 01:58:31,083 --> 01:58:32,676 The content is right. 1735 01:58:32,833 --> 01:58:35,677 "You derived no joy from informing us..." 1736 01:58:36,250 --> 01:58:38,173 You should try... 1737 01:58:38,333 --> 01:58:40,631 So are you gay because I... 1738 01:58:41,167 --> 01:58:43,135 didn't tell you... 1739 01:58:43,750 --> 01:58:45,593 I'm ga... I'm upset... 1740 01:58:46,083 --> 01:58:48,006 I'm upset... - I'm gay. 1741 01:58:48,458 --> 01:58:50,085 Because I'm upset. 1742 01:58:50,250 --> 01:58:52,719 I should've known when you saw... 1743 01:58:55,750 --> 01:58:57,252 Classic Lau. 1744 01:58:57,417 --> 01:59:00,170 You'll have to lend me some... 1745 01:59:00,708 --> 01:59:03,211 Even I'm having trouble with my lines. 1746 01:59:03,375 --> 01:59:04,877 Crazy! 1747 01:59:16,375 --> 01:59:18,173 He's screwing my hand. 1748 01:59:19,750 --> 01:59:22,378 What? - He's screwing my hand! 1749 01:59:26,250 --> 01:59:27,251 ...Sorry 1750 01:59:27,417 --> 01:59:30,261 Do you mean my asshole or his asshole? 1751 01:59:39,917 --> 01:59:41,794 Nathan Fritz et al. BABELFISCH TRANSLATIONS 133795