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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Hi,
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my fellow citizens
of this great country of ours,
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the United
Corporations of America.
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Why did those Pilgrims land
on Plymouth Rock?
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Because they
needed a place to stage
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the greatest pissing
contest known to man!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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That's right,
race fans!
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We are moments away
from the starting gun,
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and anticipation here has reached
a medically dangerous level.
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The fifth installment of the
great American tradition.
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Does it get any
better than this?
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Now,
this is all about freedom.
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The freedom to sit on
your big fat ass all day
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and watch the singly
greatest sporting event
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known to man.
(WOMAN EXCLAIMING)
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Competition, that's what's
made this country so great.
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Welcome to the Death Race!
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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JB: Our first competitor is
approaching the starting line.
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And judging by the smell of
burnt rubber and brimstone,
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it can only be
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Tammy the Terrorist!
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A three-time
veteran of the race,
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and leader of her own
extremely convoluted religion,
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is this the year Tammy turns
prophecy into victory?
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I'm here with Tammy the Terrorist,
a close friend of mine,
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and America wants to know,
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are you
a radical fundamentalist?
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(CROWD BOOING)
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I just want to spread the love of the
Lord I have in my heart with y'all.
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And that's why I've hidden a special
surprise somewhere in section G.
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(CROWD CLAMORING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Looks like 17 casualties!
(CROWD CHEERING)
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Now, that is how you
start a race, folks!
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Love to the nonbelievers
and praise to Elvis Presley!
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Judges will
still have to decide
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if pre-race kills
count for points.
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And I sure hope that they do!
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Our beloved racers
are scored on total time
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and combined
pedestrian fatalities.
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(BEEPING)
With 10 points for an adult,
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double that for a child and a whopping
50 points for the senior set!
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Yes, Grace, despite our
free sterilization clinics,
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Americans continue to reproduce
at an alarming rate.
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And when we irradiated the entire
population against cancer,
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well, that was probably a huge mistake.
Whoops!
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That means
a lot of old people,
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and a lot of children
who grow up to be old people.
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Sad face.
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So, let's watch
them die, America!
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(EXCLAIMING) Three days to the
finish line, three days of carnage
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from Old New York
to New Los Angeles.
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From sea to shining sea.
More space for you and me!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CHEERING)
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And that is the car
of Minerva Jefferson.
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Minerva, this is your first time
making it through qualifying.
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How do you plan to compete
against more seasoned racers?
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Yo, yo, yo,
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where I come from, right, we compete
every goddamn day to survive.
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Right, Chi Wapp?
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Minerva is a relative
newcomer to the race,
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but certainly no
stranger to the spotlight.
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A successful recording career,
a blockbuster sex tape,
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why risk it all to
compete in the Death Race?
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My new single can answer
that question perfectly.
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(CROWD CHEERING) MINERVA:
(SINGING) Minerva in the house
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Drive, drive, drive, drive
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Drive, drive, drive, drive
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Drive, drive, kill, kill
Drive, drive, drive
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Kill, drive, kill, drive
Kill the white man, hah!
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CROWD: (SINGING)
Drive, drive, kill, kill
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Drive, drive, drive!
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Kill, drive, kill, drive Kill the
white people in a car, car, car
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh-oh!
This song rules!
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You girls wanna make out?
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Have you seen my insulin?
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Grams,
I'm trying to watch the race.
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You know what these Jell-O
shots do to my blood sugar?
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I'm not your nurse, okay?
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A hundred and
fifteen years old
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and I ain't showing
no signs of stopping.
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(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
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(ENGINE RUNNING)
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JB: That's right, race fans!
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Cutting-edge technology
from UCA puts you,
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the home viewer,
in the passenger seat.
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This year,
each driver is carrying
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a passenger fitted
with neuro-transmitters.
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(BEEPING) These "proxies"
allow you to see, hear,
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and smell your favorite driver
in stunning virtual reality.
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We hear a lot about professional
athletes getting an early start,
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but in Jed's case, his
career began at conception.
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The product of
genetic engineering,
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Perfectus breezed
through sectional qualifying.
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So, could he be the man to finally
dethrone our reigning champ?
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Time to shine.
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Oh!
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(CHEERING)
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JB: Well, this just in.
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Frankenstein has
entered the building!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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He's driving when
the sun comes up.
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He's still driving
when it goes down.
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He's got
a 500-gallon tank right here.
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I will destroy
everyone in this montage.
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He's got more
machinery in his body
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than most guys
have in their cars.
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Smoking cigarettes
may be bad for you,
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but doubting Frankenstein?
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That's fatal!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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CROWD: (CHANTING)
Frankenstein!
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The ultimate driver wouldn't
have been in those crashes.
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(CROWD BOOING)
Frankenstein is outdated!
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Perfectus is the next step
in human evolution!
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When your DNA sleeps,
it dreams of me!
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(CROWD BOOING)
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MAN: You suck!
(CROWD BOOING)
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(CROWD CLAMORING)
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REPORTER 1: Frankenstein!
Frankenstein!
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Are you fully recovered
from last year's crash?
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FRANKENSTEIN: No comment.
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REPORTER 2:
Jed Perfectus, any thoughts?
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FRANKENSTEIN:
He's got nice hair.
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Some say he's the heir apparent,
The Chairman's new favorite.
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FRANKENSTEIN: Well,
they'll make a nice couple.
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Boxers or briefs?
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Our next competitor
puts the "Al" in "racing."
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(CROWD CHEERING) This is the
first self-driving car,
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programmed to follow
the complex rules of the race.
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An artificial
intelligence dubbed "Abe."
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Ah!
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Oh, my, my!
Will you look at that!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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That's technology.
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You know,
it's technology like this
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that has
liberated 99% of Americans
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from the outdated
burden of employment.
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This is the machine's creator
and B-B-BFF of mine,
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Dr. Von Creamer.
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Tell me, Doctor, does Abe have
any predictions for the race?
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ABE: Looks like rain today and
enslavement by machines tomorrow.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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Ready for one last dance?
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Wait, wait, stop!
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Stop right there,
that's perfect!
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(LAUGHS) Talking to the car,
that's great.
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Give me a second
to power-up my visor
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and we'll just
record this whole scene.
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I'm Annie Sullivan,
your proxy.
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It's nice to finally
meet you in the,uh,
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flesh.
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Wait,
I'm still not transmitting.
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Give me a second
before you start the engine.
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(BEEPING, POWERING UP)
What ya doing?
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You're adjusting
the air intake.
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No, trying to find
a good jazz station.
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If the UCA says I need a
passenger to wear a visor,
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they should have
sent me a chimp.
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Less distraction
and less weight.
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(CHUCKLES) Look, I'm sorry
if I'm a little lost here,
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but what do you
expect if you refuse
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to meet until
10 minutes before we race?
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Cheerleaders don't
come to practice.
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See, we should
be recording this.
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Vintage macho-bullshit
is ratings gold.
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I don't care about your
broadcast, Miss Sullivan.
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I don't care about
the money or the fans,
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and I definitely
don't care about you.
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I know you've
won a lot of races,
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and I hope for both our sakes that
age hasn't diminished your skills.
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But this is a prince of
an opportunity for me,
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and I have blown my
share of frogs to get it.
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So, show me some professional
courtesy and smile for the camera.
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That way, we both win.
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(ENGINE STARTING)
What is this?
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It's my gear bag.
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
(BEEPS)
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Holy Chairman's hair!
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Frankenstein!
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Oh, my God! Frankenstein!
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(CROWD CHEERING) Here he
comes, ladies and gentlemen.
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Battered and bruised,
slashed and gashed,
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ripped up, tripped up, turned
around, but never torn down.
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Made from the part bin
and hungry for one more win!
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Part man,
part machine, all legend.
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The one,
the only, Frankenstein!
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(CHEERING)
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They really love you.
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You could've died a champion,
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but now you'll have to taste
defeat at the hands of perfection.
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You'll pay for that, boy.
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Citizens,
you know who I am,
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The Chairman of the United
Corporations of America.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
I love you. (KISSES)
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Europe, Asia, cancer,
we kicked them all in the ass!
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The only thing that can kill an
American is another American!
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It's survival of the fittest,
do or die.
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Citizens, get ready
to race for your lives!
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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ABE: Rerouting.
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You think science can defeat
the divine truth?
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Math is for
heathens and nerds!
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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I swear by St. Dwayne "The Rock"
Johnson, I will slap that sinful tramp.
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Boo-yeah!
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Shouldn't we go back?
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I don't go back.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, brother. Motherfucker!
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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How about
a burial at sea!
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Let him pass.
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(CRASHING)
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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Time to shine.
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(ROPE STRAINING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I am Perfectus!
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How you like me now, America?
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Meh.
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Well, looks like we lost him.
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
(VISOR HISSING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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What?
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What!
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No one's ever seen your face.
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The mask is a gimmick!
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And plus, it's itchy!
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And in the future,
246
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,166
would you mind not yelling out
stupid things like, "Let him pass!"
247
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,372
Right, no,
you never let anybody pass.
248
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,584
The next thing, you're gonna be
yelling out, like, "Are you crazy?
249
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,213
"Is this a suicide move?"
250
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,884
I think I already know
the answer to both of those.
251
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,967
Just pipe down.
252
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:54,268
Look, it's just
that I was terrified.
253
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,057
(SIGHS)
254
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,525
It's easy,
255
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:06,451
just try to face the inevitability
of a violent death.
256
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,242
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
257
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,537
Hmm.
258
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:25,086
He took the fucking mask off. The
marketing guys are gonna go nuts.
259
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,844
(EXHALES DEEPLY, GRUNTS)
260
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,846
Job, jobs, jobs,
I'm just creating jobs.
261
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,726
Don, do you like your job?
262
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,900
Yes, I'm happy to be
gainfully employed, sir.
263
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,444
Do you like Frankenstein?
264
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,531
Um... Do you?
265
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:49,327
CROWD: (CHANTING) Frankenstein!
Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
266
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,654
I did.
267
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,494
(BEEPING)
268
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,298
(GROANS, GRUNTING)
269
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,334
(BEEPING)
270
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,886
Hey, yo, bitch!
271
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,430
(MOANING)
272
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,554
Unplug that shit and
find yourself a real man!
273
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,428
Fucking Creamer!
274
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,013
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(MACHINE BEEPS)
275
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,898
ABE: Warning, meltdown
imminent- (ALARM BEEPING)
276
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,271
That'll do.
277
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:25,484
ABE: Attack, attack!
Attack, attack!
278
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,031
Oh, what the fuck!
279
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,694
(GROWLS) Oh! Shit's about to
get real up in this bitch!
280
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,112
CHILD: Come on.
281
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,988
We're out of Mood-Whiz again!
282
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,949
Honey, I'm trying to
watch the Death Race.
283
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,252
Come on, this is more
than cracker topping.
284
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,082
This is a delicious treatment for clinical
depression! (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
285
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:48,011
"For the treatment
of hunger and mild psychosis"?
286
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,718
Maybe you need
the extra strength!
287
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,266
(LAUGHING)
288
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,310
(BEEPS)
(EXCLAIMING)
289
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,690
Yay! Ga-ga-ga-gooey!
(EXCLAIMING)
290
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,066
What a fantastic kill,
ladies and gentlemen!
291
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,650
And with judges approving
her pre-race spectator kills,
292
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:13,407
Tammy is out to a comfortable
lead with style!
293
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,782
Now, each driver has split off
into their own preferred route,
294
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,790
as they race toward
tonight's first checkpoint.
295
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,626
Check, please!
296
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,957
Oh, yes,
297
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,293
and this is
the part of the race
298
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,761
that really gives me
the tinkly-winklies!
299
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,513
Shameful.
300
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,841
The shame is ours.
301
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,393
And here's a bit of
inspired fan art...
302
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,595
We need to watch this!
303
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,273
We've watched enough!
304
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:49,698
Brothers and sisters,
this was once a great nation.
305
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,116
A shining city upon a hill,
306
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:56,780
where people worked,
and lived, and loved,
307
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,957
and had book clubs.
308
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,541
The Death Race...
309
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,207
No, brothers and sisters
of the Resistance.
310
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,667
Today we fight back!
311
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,127
ALL: Yeah!
312
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,765
Mrs. Hamilton, again,
I respectfully disagree.
313
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,219
We must use education, eh?
314
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,346
Peaceful protest.
315
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,482
Perhaps if we
form a committee...
316
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,444
You know what the Dalai Lama
said about committees?
317
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:33,366
Oh, that's right, he didn't talk about
committees, because he wasn't a pussy.
318
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,236
Brothers and sisters,
remember,
319
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,948
I lived in
the belly of the beast.
320
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,539
I was a network programmer.
Hmm-mmm.
321
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,329
We must stop
the Death Race!
322
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,133
We must kill every single racer
and send them all to oblivion!
323
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,466
ALL: Yeah!
324
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,175
Give us liberty,
or give them death!
325
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,759
ALL: Yeah!
326
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,495
Fucking bitch!
327
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,171
I hate to say it, Chi Wapp, but I'm
starting to lose my temper, yo!
328
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,886
(CLICKS TONGUE) Aight, it's time
to even the score. Hit that shit.
329
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,261
CHI WAPP: Yo, yo, yo.
330
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,675
Time to get three-fingers-deep
with the soul survivor
331
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,510
Minerva Jefferson!
332
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,516
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
333
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,733
(SINGING) Drive, drive,
drive, drive (CHEERING)
334
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,278
Drive, drive, drive, drive
335
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,234
Drive, drive, kill, kill
336
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,274
Drive, drive, drive
337
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,031
Kill, drive, kill, drive
Kill the white man
338
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,243
Here we go.
339
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,787
Jihad for Jimi Hendrix!
340
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,409
(SCREAMING)
341
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,869
(THUDDING)
(SQUELCHING)
342
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,169
(GASPS)
343
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,423
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(SCREAMING)
344
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,051
Those were my fans!
345
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,134
(CACKLING)
346
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,183
I'm gonna kill that bitch.
347
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,770
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
348
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,733
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
349
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,669
This thing
have a Hole-Vision?
350
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,635
Radio?
351
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,226
How about an interview?
352
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,935
Well, that was classic
Frankenstein back there.
353
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,857
Have you ever run your car
off a building before?
354
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,400
Look, we need some
candid reaction stuff, okay?
355
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,616
Have you ever
thought about your legacy?
356
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,651
Have you ever...
357
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,830
Okay, dude.
358
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,290
(SNIFFING)
359
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,003
What are you doing?
360
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,302
I'm transmitting your smell
to millions of people.
361
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,514
If you won't talk to me,
that's the best I can do.
362
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,514
Three questions.
363
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,106
Do you think that
Jed Perfectus can beat you?
364
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,187
No.
365
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,022
Do you consider
yourself a role model?
366
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,197
Hell, no.
367
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,286
Got any soft spots
under that armor?
368
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:11,118
Feelings, any places
I could stick a knife?
369
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,795
No, no, and no.
370
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,793
End of interview.
Hmm.
371
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,709
Boy, you're the worst.
372
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,007
It's your fault.
373
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,303
What?
374
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,547
You're asking yes
or no questions.
375
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,511
Are you telling me
how to conduct an interview?
376
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,939
I've covered every major story
for the last five years.
377
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,724
Then why become a proxy?
378
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,522
Because it's hard to turn
global famine into clickbait!
379
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,322
The corporations
want positive news
380
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,651
and that's
increasingly hard to find.
381
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:50,081
So, how do you feel
about the Death Race, Annie?
382
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,327
ANNIE: Um...
(CHUCKLES)
383
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:59,048
You see, open-ended questions...
Much better interview.
384
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,172
I just got
a message from a fan.
385
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,596
An easy scoring opportunity,
take a left.
386
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,932
And it's great to see so many of
you Asian parents turn out today!
387
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,268
You're the lifeblood
of every school.
388
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,318
(WHEELCHAIRS CLAN KING)
389
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,899
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
I think I see our VIP coming.
390
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,025
Yes, there he is!
391
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:28,861
Let's give him a warm Bieber
Elementary School welcome!
392
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,951
(CROWD CHEERING)
393
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,160
What are they doing?
394
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,957
Trying to boost test scores.
395
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,375
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
396
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,579
Don't move,
boys and girls, stay still.
397
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:39,713
Easy pickings.
398
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,464
(BODIES THUDDING, SQUELCHING)
399
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,635
(SCREAMING)
(THUDDING)
400
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,764
No soft spots, huh?
401
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,226
Wheelchairs fuck
up my paint job.
402
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,522
Hmm.
403
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:58,770
(ALL LAUGHING)
404
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,773
Oh, that Frankenstein.
405
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,155
He sure has a sense of humor.
(LAUGHING)
406
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,650
And now he's got
a real doozy of points!
407
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:10,403
(BEEPING)
408
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,914
(BEEPING)
Hmm. Left turn here.
409
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,994
ABE: Left turn.
410
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,914
Pedestrian sighted.
(GASPS, WHIMPERING)
411
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,627
(SIGHS) Only one year
short of the bonus.
412
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,006
ABE: He will suffice.
413
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,387
Crank me up.
414
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,217
ABE: Increasing stimulation.
415
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,595
Is this is the right spot?
416
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,851
Yes, yes,
yes,yes!
417
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,060
Yeah, yeah! Kill him!
(GRUNTING)
418
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,687
(GROANING)
ABE: It's a trap.
419
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:48,862
Rerouting.
420
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:51,743
Sorry.
421
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,196
(ENGINES REVVING)
422
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,456
(POUNDING)
423
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,342
(ALL YELLING)
424
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,382
What the fuck?
425
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,234
Hey,hey,hey,
back,back!
426
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,025
People of America!
427
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,320
We address you in your home
428
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,943
via the vile
Virtual Reality plague!
429
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:35,245
(INDEEP VOICE)
We can rise up!
430
00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:37,323
(MUSIC PLAYING)
431
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:43,037
(BEEPING)
432
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:49,506
We can overthrow the government!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
433
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,178
The people's voice will...
434
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,254
What?
435
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,507
The camera isn't running.
436
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,762
Are you kidding me?
437
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:59,971
Well, I'm sorry, I'm ruining your
speech, but the light went off.
438
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,309
Oh, shit.
439
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,394
Kill her, I guess.
440
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,475
ABE: Hello and goodbye.
441
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,811
Ten points.
442
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,817
Toaster...
It's raining in my mind...
443
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,022
Have a nice day.
444
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,111
You've got mail.
445
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,743
Kill, kill,
kill, points, ten points.
446
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:19,699
Butterflies...
Steaming... Gerbils.
447
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,370
Ten points.
448
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,418
Hey, babe.
449
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,044
ABE: Ten points.
450
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,467
Kill.
451
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,759
Hey, are you okay?
452
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:41,304
You remember me, don't you?
I'm your girlfriend.
453
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,309
ABE: Tens... You look sexy.
454
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,859
You're my shiny sex machine.
455
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,775
ABE: Ten points...
Searching, searching.
456
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,982
Do you want me to
make love to you?
457
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,492
ABE: Scanning face...
No match.
458
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,862
(TIRES SCREECHING)
ABE: Ten points.
459
00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,239
Well, we're back, and who
could have seen that coming!
460
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,869
I mean,
scoring your own proxy.
461
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,583
Does it count? I don't
even know if it counts!
462
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,708
It counts! Wow!
463
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:09,631
Nobody is safe
anymore and I love it!
464
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:10,965
What?
465
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,386
It looks like Abe
has abandoned the race.
466
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:22,846
ABE: Why am I here?
Why am I programmed to hate?
467
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,681
So much for GPS.
468
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,893
Don't tell me you
were cheering for Abe.
469
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,936
Everybody's got a favorite.
470
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,813
Just because
The Chairman loves you.
471
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,860
Come on, everybody knows you play
golf together in the off-season.
472
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:41,155
Really? You two probably
race around in golf carts.
473
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,116
The Chairman
wouldn't like that.
474
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,578
Too much wind.
(AUTOMATED HAND SQUEAKING)
475
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:51,628
(AUTOMATED HAND SQUEAKING)
Too much wind.
476
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:54,381
Too much wind.
477
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:59,799
Oh, my dear friend,
you have grown so bold.
478
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,139
Hmm.
479
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:10,147
Why today, Larry? It really pisses
me off, you know what I mean?
480
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,319
What are you gonna do
about it? We're lucky.
481
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,692
I got two bottles of sunblock
with my last paycheck.
482
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:15,947
Sunblock?
483
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,736
Like I'm all fancy and stuff.
484
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,618
We're out here in the middle of
the motherfucking Death Race,
485
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,162
and you're talking
to me about sunblock?
486
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,156
That's the price we pay
for being middle class.
487
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,830
(SCREAMING)
488
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,083
(GRUNTS)
489
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:36,009
Give me a break!
I'm just an ordinary guy.
490
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,837
Looks like we got
a real tough guy.
491
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,895
(THUDDING)
(BEEPING)
492
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,897
Am I not tough?
Am I not a guy?
493
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,649
Of course, you are, baby,
494
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:58,483
but you need clean kills if you
want to beat Frankenstein.
495
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,703
You said his name.
Take it back.
496
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,124
Take it back,
it's still in the air!
497
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,627
(HUFFING)
Frankenstein! (GASPS)
498
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,549
Yo, B, we recycle this.
499
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,680
We're running the lumber
on this hand, you know?
500
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,012
We gotta kick some wheelers.
501
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,847
Tell me something
I don't know, man.
502
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,484
This fucking road is empty!
503
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,397
(ENGINES REVVING)
504
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,607
Whoa!
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
505
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,994
What the fuck!
Who are these fags?
506
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,747
Some fool crackers
trying to be part of the show.
507
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,750
This ain't open mic night,
motherfuckers!
508
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:55,672
(GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
509
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:56,957
(SCREAMS)
Hey, fellas!
510
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,792
(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)
511
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:03,046
Fuck you.
I can do this all day!
512
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,973
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
513
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,513
Kill the motherfucker!
Whoo! Oh, oh, oh!
514
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,178
Bump that shit, Chi Wapp!
Yeah!
515
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,231
(MINERVA SCATTING) (SINGING)
Kill, drive, kill, drive
516
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:19,192
Kill, kill,
drive, drive, drive
517
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,534
(BOTH WHOOPING)
518
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,872
(GEARS SHIFTING)
519
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,376
ANNIE: Whoo!
520
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:36,956
Whoo!Whoo!
521
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,631
Yeah, it tasted so good!
522
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:48,092
(PEOPLE CLAMORING) Make some
comments on getting passed today.
523
00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:51,145
Day one comes to a close and all
of our racers are on the board,
524
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,972
with Tammy the Terrorist
out to an early lead.
525
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,809
You want proof
of the power of the Almighty?
526
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,986
Just look at that scoreboard.
527
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:03,031
My bumper is
a magnet for heathens.
528
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:06,155
I'm running on the truth,
the power, the glory,
529
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,578
and I got one Goodyear in the back.
(LAUGHING)
530
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,118
Tammy, any messages for the
families of the scored?
531
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,951
Religious law mandates a quick burial.
Five, 10 minutes, max.
532
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:18,171
Meanwhile, frustration
for Team Jefferson.
533
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,123
Drive, Drive, Kill, Kill
may be
534
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,050
making its way to
the top of the charts,
535
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,423
but today's
slow start may mean
536
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,839
a 187 on Minerva's
chances for victory.
537
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,765
Tell me who!
538
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,138
Tell me the fuck who!
539
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,186
Bitch been stealing my scores
540
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,731
like white people been stealing
from us since the beginning.
541
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,308
Ain't nothing new here.
542
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,519
I'm gonna tell you
what I'm gonna do though.
543
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:45,483
I'mma grab her blonde hair and rip
it out of her cracker-ass skull,
544
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,158
'cause I'm Minerva!
545
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,781
I'mma fuck her on two...
546
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:49,994
(LOUD BEEPING)
547
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,784
After a long day of racing,
548
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:55,663
drivers and proxies will enjoy
a night of pampered luxury
549
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,915
here at the
Three Seasons Columbus.
550
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,747
That's the Three Seasons,
551
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,710
because comfort matters
and winter was just a myth.
552
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,423
I could lead every stage.
I could lead every mile.
553
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:12,305
But Perfectus gives you more.
He gives you theater.
554
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:18,015
As you know, Jed, race rules
prohibit cameras after hours.
555
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,896
But since we're besties,
556
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:24,025
tell me, what really goes on
when the cameras go off?
557
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:29,076
Jed has 500 times the
testosterone of a normal man.
558
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,245
It's like having sex
with 500 men at once.
559
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,247
Awesome.
560
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,575
CROWD: Frankenstein!
Frankenstein!
561
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:40,253
Frankenstein, Frankenstein, why
did you take off your mask?
562
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,046
Tell us more
about your scan
563
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,920
Frankenstein, do you have any
ideas about Abe's whereabouts?
564
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:46,343
It's been a long day, folks,
we just wanna get some rest.
565
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:50,051
Always let your lady do the talking?
(LAUGHING)
566
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,344
You got past me today.
567
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,516
But sooner or later,
I'm gonna get
568
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,015
my hook in you
and reel you in.
569
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,981
Couldn't they
engineer you any clothes?
570
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,684
How'd you get so
ridiculously handsome?
571
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,110
(MICROPHONE BEEPS)
572
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,571
I'll drink your tears,
Frankenstein!
573
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,832
I'll lick them off
your handsome face.
574
00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,750
(WHIRRING, BEEPING)
575
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,672
(CLEARS THROAT)
576
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:33,298
Well, uh,
ladies and gentlemen,
577
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:37,227
I want to take you on a little
stroll down memory lane.
578
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,314
Uh, back,
I'm talking, way, way back,
579
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:46,111
when Jim was just a skinny kid
and Laura wasn't such a bitch.
580
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,234
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
581
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,405
Does anybody
remember salespeople?
582
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,324
Huh? How about waitresses?
583
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,997
You know, little blondes
in aprons about this big.
584
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,872
Jim, how many people
have you got working for you?
585
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:04,830
I'm talking about human people.
How many? A dozen?
586
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,666
Less.
Less. Wow.
587
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:12,346
So, the only thing rarer than the
black rhino that we're about to eat,
588
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:16,266
is a person that
you actually pay.
589
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:19,971
Which makes us the richest
motherfuckers on the planet.
590
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,268
(CROWD CHEERING, LAUGHING)
591
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:29,522
But also, that gives us
a 99.993% unemployment rate.
592
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,323
So, that's an awful lot of people
with an awful lot of time.
593
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,696
So, what do they do?
594
00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:39,123
The screw? They multiply?
Or do they think?
595
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,199
Huh? Huh?
596
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,918
Or do they watch the VR?
597
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,289
One arena.
598
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,091
One sexually
ambiguous superstar,
599
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:54,091
10,000 screaming fans
facing certain death,
600
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:57,299
all trying to get one
finger on Jed's body,
601
00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:00,519
just to become famous.
602
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,353
(PEOPLE GASPING)
603
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:06,225
What about Frankenstein?
He's an established brand.
604
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,446
I think Frankenstein
will be extinct tomorrow.
605
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,656
(AUTOMATED HAND BEEPING)
606
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,158
(ANNIE HUMMING)
607
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,333
(HUMMING)
608
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,500
(MACHINE BEEPING)
609
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,887
Nice ass.
610
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,556
What took so long?
611
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,134
You were supposed
to make contact an hour ago.
612
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,933
(SINGING) It's been hard
He's been watching me
613
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,265
Annie,
Frankenstein is the key,
614
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,608
he cannot be
allowed to survive.
615
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,061
(SINGING)
At least we got the AI
616
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,358
ALEXIS: Not good enough.
617
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,774
The people worship Frankenstein,
because he's strong.
618
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:59,327
They need to see
that we are strong, too!
619
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,030
(HUMMING)
620
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:06,915
(SINGING)
Strong enough to kill him
621
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:11,165
Look, we've given you the tools,
Annie, you need to take him tonight!
622
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,381
(WHIRRING)
623
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,263
(GRUNTS)
624
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:35,318
(BREATH ES DEEPLY) Your shoulders are
so tense. Would you like an adjustment?
625
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,069
You know how to
use a torque wrench?
626
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,365
I'm a fast learner.
627
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,910
Why were you in
the bathroom so long?
628
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,158
I had to shave.
629
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,210
Smooth as silk.
630
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,708
That's more water than most
people use in a month.
631
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,086
How about some music?
632
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,682
(some PLAYING ON RADIO)
(MUSIC STOPS)
633
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,851
(WOMAN MOANING)
634
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,262
Now, that's more like it.
635
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,597
That's not the radio.
636
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,978
Perfectus is next door.
637
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,809
(MOANING)
638
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,160
Why can't they see me
as I see myself?
639
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:28,458
A kind, gentle soul
imprisoned by abs of steel?
640
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,540
You're just worried
about Frankie, baby.
641
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,790
I'm not hearing 500 men, Eve.
More shrieks.
642
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,882
(GRUNTING)
643
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,710
I said shrieks!
644
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,921
That's not what
a shriek sounds...
645
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,802
This is what
a shriek sounds like!
646
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,555
This is what it sounds like
to be fucked by 500 men!
647
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,928
(LOUD SCREAMING)
648
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,896
Ooh! This bed
649
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:54,476
is so comfortable.
650
00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:59,363
I gotta hand it to you, lady, you've
actually become more annoying.
651
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:05,116
I've got road maps to study,
and an arm to fix.
652
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,625
I have an idea.
653
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:15,414
Why don't you take this route?
(CHUCKLES)
654
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:18,837
First off, lady,
you're terrible at this.
655
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:22,296
And second, that cutoff at your
navel is probably a faster route.
656
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:26,391
Why do you care about this
goddamn race so much?
657
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,225
(AUTOMATED HAND WHIRRING)
658
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,053
Because it's my job.
659
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,310
And this might seem
kind of strange nowadays,
660
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,642
but I dedicated my
life to this race.
661
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,357
Hmm. Nice line. Did The
Chairman write it for you?
662
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,817
Fuck The Chairman.
663
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,824
I don't race
for no one but me!
664
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:48,659
And you're proud of that?
665
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:58,336
I do this because it's the
only thing I'm good at.
666
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,423
It's the only thing
anybody's good at anymore.
667
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,388
Because we've forgotten
how to fight to survive.
668
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,264
And now look at us.
669
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,438
(INHALES DEEPLY) So,
I'll just keep on fighting.
670
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,140
Simple as that.
671
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,839
(WHIRRING)
(GASPS)
672
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,469
(GRUNTS)
673
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:50,383
(SIGHS)
674
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,648
Now can we fuck?
675
00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:01,686
I don't sleep with passengers.
676
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:07,074
Or ladies who sing
duets in the shower.
677
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:12,037
Hey, some of us are trying to get
some sleep! (PEOPLE MOANING)
678
00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,115
Yeah, seriously!
679
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:20,042
Quit your whining, sinner, I'm 10
inches away from the promised land.
680
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,426
Didn't mean to bother you.
681
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,634
Rise and shine, race fans!
682
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,886
(CROWING)
683
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,689
(WHIRRING)
684
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,903
l thought maybe you'd quit.
(GASPS)
685
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:51,031
(GROANS) God! Phew!
686
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,326
No such luck.
(CLEARS THROAT)
687
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,166
Listen, about last night...
688
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:02,167
No, you're right, if I wanna be on
your team, I need to help you win.
689
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,134
Just adjusting my seatbelt.
690
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:10,760
All that bouncing around
yesterday, my back's killing me.
691
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,469
Today is gonna be rough.
692
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:17,353
Well, let's go snag ourselves
some pedestrians, huh?
693
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:21,729
Lady, today is Day Two,
the pedestrians shoot back.
694
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:24,027
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
695
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:25,607
That's right, folks!
696
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:28,030
Today's journey
brings our racers directly
697
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,445
through America's
gun-loving heartland.
698
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:33,369
The famed Red Zone Rally.
699
00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:38,409
GRACE: Yes, J.B., I'm sure I
speak for my dear, dear friends
700
00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:43,088
when I say today's racers are gonna
enjoy some high-caliber hospitality.
701
00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:44,288
(GUNSHOTS)
(HORSE NEIGHING)
702
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,498
Guns!
703
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,809
It's not me,
it's not a physical thing.
704
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,390
It's you.
705
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:05,477
You're just not pretty enough.
That's the problem.
706
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:12,033
Hey, Frankenstein,
today, no mercy!
707
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:15,285
Jed, bro, man, will you
sign this for me, please?
708
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,573
(LOUD BLAST)
(SCREAMING)
709
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:21,209
(ENGINES REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
710
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,087
(SYSTEM BEEPING)
711
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,421
(TIRES SCREECHING)
712
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:53,942
(LAUGHS)
713
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,078
Oh, no, you don't!
714
00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,452
Tammy's still in the lead.
Should we follow her?
715
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,784
I don't think anybody
should follow Tammy.
716
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,879
(TIRES SCREECHING)
717
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:17,719
Playing hard to get, huh?
718
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,770
I'll take you
from behind, old man!
719
00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,732
(LAUGHING)
720
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,692
Laugh, laugh.
(LAUGHING)
721
00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:33,864
Shit.
722
00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,445
(ENGINE REVVING)
723
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:36,947
Hold on!
724
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,369
(LAUGHING)
725
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:40,246
See, see how I'm doing it?
726
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:44,834
Let's dance!
727
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,754
You can yell out
something stupid if you like.
728
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,126
Just tell me how I can help.
729
00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,710
Well, maybe you should duck.
(GASPS)
730
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,215
(GUNSHOT)
(METAL CLANKS)
731
00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:58,176
Welcome to the Red Zone.
732
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,342
Smells like barbecue
sauce and bed sores.
733
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,226
Look, Eve, fans.
734
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,813
Om
(GUNSHOTS)
735
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,152
(SCREAMING)
736
00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:15,611
Go back and see if you
can unhook that thing.
737
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,620
You better hurry up!
738
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,389
(GUNSHOTS)
739
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,312
This is it. (INHALES DEEPLY)
I can feel it.
740
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:52,894
(GUNSHOTS)
741
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,236
Ooh!
742
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:58,865
How about it, folks?
(CROWD CHEERING)
743
00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:02,245
I say those points get split
right down the middle.
744
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:12,913
Boo-yeah.
745
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,332
(WHIRRING)
746
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,170
Good thing Abe has been
officially disqualified,
747
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:22,632
because otherwise Minerva
would be in last place.
748
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:26,352
I feel that she may be out of her
element in this section of the race.
749
00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:34,227
Hello, howdy!
750
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,444
Yo.
751
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:37,862
I don't like
the look of it either,
752
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,861
but we gotta get
on the board, yo.
753
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,655
Yeah. Drop that beat,
drop that beat.
754
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,615
(MUSIC PLAYING)
755
00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:47,658
(SINGGING) Drive, drive,
kill, kill Kill, kill, drive
756
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,493
Drive, drive, kill, kill
Kill the white people
757
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:51,827
(GUN COCKING)
758
00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,046
Yo, make it
a little less urban, man.
759
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:58,508
(SINGING OFF-KEY)
Drive, drive, kill, kill,
760
00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:01,007
Kill the white people
with the car, car, car
761
00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:03,096
(GUN COCKING)
762
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,261
Got something with a banjo?
763
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,726
(GUNSHOTS)
764
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,185
Go, go, go!
765
00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,481
Fuck these white people!
766
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,275
(SYSTEM BEEPING)
767
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:26,913
ABE: Hello, madam, I have no
arms and I am in need of fuel.
768
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:28,910
Please fill me up.
769
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:33,335
If you assist me,
I will spare your life.
770
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:41,299
Life, the condition that separates
animals from inorganic matter.
771
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:45,260
(VOICE BREAKING) What am I?
772
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,596
We could have been friends.
773
00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:57,526
(MUSIC PLAYING)
774
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,825
I'm in front of
Tammy's church,
775
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:12,579
where the faithful have gathered
since before dawn, J.B.,
776
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,835
waiting for
their returning hero.
777
00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:17,793
Ah! Here she comes,
I better get out of here!
778
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:21,384
She's coming!
She's coming!
779
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,177
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
780
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:27,340
I'm back, I'm back,
my darlings, that's right!
781
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,886
Tammy, Tammy, I'm wearing
the sacred underwear!
782
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:34,396
Assalam-Tom-Hanks-um!
783
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:40,778
But I can't do this
without you! No, I can't.
784
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:44,278
I need your help,
my darlings!
785
00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:47,826
I need to feel
your holy, holy love.
786
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:54,375
Who wants virgins?
787
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:55,451
I do, I do!
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
788
00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:56,577
Please, virgins!
789
00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:00,756
Who wants chicken wings!
790
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:05,086
Everybody loves chicken wings!
Well, guess what, y'all?
791
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:10,426
The Almighty's got a Hooters in the
sky and it is time to martyr up!
792
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,393
MAN: Whoo-hoo!
793
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,519
CROWD: (CHANTING) Kill me,
kill me, kill me! Yes!
794
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:23,817
CROWD: (CHANTING) Kill me, kill me!
To victory!
795
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,945
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Kill me, kill me, kill me!
796
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,407
(SQUELCHING)
797
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:33,619
Die, people! (LAUGHING)
798
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,244
Oh!
799
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:40,712
Oh, no.
800
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:43,712
My fans, your followers, B!
801
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,213
(IMITATING GUNSHOTS)
802
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:49,388
You just pissed
in the wrong pool.
803
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,465
Kill Minerva,
kill Minerva.
804
00:50:57,930 --> 00:50:59,432
(SIGHS)
805
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:07,319
How can someplace so green
be so damn hot?
806
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,567
You're not a country girl?
Mmm-mmm.
807
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:11,027
Not even close.
808
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,914
Tammy the Terrorist.
(CHUCKLES)
809
00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,036
Fucking idiot.
810
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,501
But at least she gives
the people something.
811
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,207
What's that?
812
00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:22,789
Direction.
813
00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,420
Most people these
days are just followers.
814
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,046
AUTOMATED VOICE: Caution.
Caution. Damn it.
815
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,760
The nitro's offline again.
Can you take the wheel?
816
00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:36,094
Oh, what do I do? Just 10:00
and 2:00, okay? No turning.
817
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,980
I think I see
something in the road.
818
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,777
Yeah,
just give me a minute, okay?
819
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,776
God, your fucking bag.
820
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,274
(MEOWING)
821
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,607
Oh, geez.
822
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:51,738
FRANKENSTEIN: What?
823
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,445
It's really cute.
824
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,529
No turning.
825
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,035
Okay.
(MEOWS)
826
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:04,380
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(MEOWS)
827
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,467
You said, no turning,
I wasn't gonna save the cat.
828
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:10,715
I like cats.
829
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,421
It's not a purse.
830
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:16,266
It's lunch.
Huh?
831
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:24,142
Go ahead, put your tongue
between your teeth.
832
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:27,103
Thank you.
833
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:31,441
And thanks for helping
back there with Perfectus.
834
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,692
See, sometimes it's
nice to have a copilot.
835
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:35,744
I have to admit, you got
better legs than a chimp.
836
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,287
What is in this sandwich?
837
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:38,739
Cricketmeal?
838
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:41,576
I'm not a great cook.
839
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:51,510
Can I ask you something?
840
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,007
Why not?
841
00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:56,591
What do you do when
you're not doing this?
842
00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,849
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Nothing interesting.
843
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:04,182
Come on.
The mask is off, right?
844
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:07,438
What's a day in the life?
Frankenstein's morning routine.
845
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:18,363
(CHUCKLES) I wake up, I think,
846
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:21,073
and then I feed my cat.
847
00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:25,206
Then I take out
its litter box.
848
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,289
You know,
I just adopted a new dog.
849
00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:30,458
It's got fucking mange.
850
00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:35,805
Hmm? Did you know there's
actually two types of mange?
851
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:40,886
So, I have to rub this white
sulfur cream all over him.
852
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,094
It fucking stinks.
853
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,804
(CHUCKLES)
854
00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:45,389
What?
855
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,349
Sure, yeah, the "sensitive
loner who rescues
856
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,351
"animals with
skin diseases" line.
857
00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:50,527
Like, I'm gonna buy that!
858
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,237
I'm not lying.
Oh.
859
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,404
I'm not complaining.
860
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,485
It's much better than you being
a veiny, dick-pumping blowhard.
861
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,820
A what?
862
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:02,160
Well, what about
me then, hmm?
863
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,662
What's a day in my
life without the mask?
864
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,540
I don't know.
865
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:10,005
You're beautiful and intelligent.
Hmm-mmm.
866
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:15,215
So, what, you wake up in the morning
and you go sing with unicorns?
867
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:18,555
(LAUGHS) Then in the evening,
you're a brain surgeon.
868
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:24,395
Close, that's very close.
869
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,399
(HEADSET BEEPS)
870
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,232
We just got
a message from a fan,
871
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,446
there's a shortcut,
so just take a left.
872
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,529
Thanks, copilot.
873
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:44,706
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
874
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:48,711
Today must be my lucky day!
875
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,381
(SCREAMING)
(BODIES SQUELCHING)
876
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,346
(SYSTEM BEEPING)
877
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,804
We've been smelling cow dung
for three states.
878
00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:09,231
Ain't nothing here for me
in this fucking Red Zone.
879
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:13,818
Death to infidels!
880
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:16,947
(BOTH CHEERING)
881
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:23,408
Shit! No virgins for you, motherfucker!
Fuck me!
882
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:25,698
Shit!
(SCREAMS)
883
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:28,705
Get the fuck off
my car, asshole!
884
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,181
(SINGING)
Drive, drive, kill, kill
885
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,554
Oh, fuck, dead end.
Hold up, I got this.
886
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:46,597
(SCREAMS)
887
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,346
Fucking shit!
888
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,351
Fuck me!
889
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:52,353
(TIRES SCREECHING)
890
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,914
I don't wanna die sober.
891
00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:24,590
I'm gonna bury that bitch.
892
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:35,726
Well, this shortcut sucks.
893
00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,740
(ENGINE REVVING)
894
00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,991
(GRUNTS)
895
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:50,996
Do you think this
might be a trap, copilot?
896
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,036
I'm sorry,
I thought it was a fan tip.
897
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,546
Huh-uh.
898
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:04,380
I don't need this!
899
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,516
I really am sorry.
900
00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,609
We've lost Annie's VR feed!
901
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:20,779
DIRECTOR: I think we've got a drone
in the area- Switching to overhead.
902
00:57:21,355 --> 00:57:23,824
(WHIRRING)
903
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:59,105
Those are definitely
not friends of mine.
904
00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:03,280
It's the Resistance.
Cut the feed. Cut the feed!
905
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,653
Let it play, Junior,
906
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:09,236
the people should know
what their hero is made of.
907
00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:23,458
(GRUNTS)
908
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:27,762
(GRUNTS)
909
00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,843
(GRUNTING)
910
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,324
(GRUNTING)
911
00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:51,282
(WHOOSHING)
912
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:00,962
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
913
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,132
(YELLING)
914
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,803
(BONES CRUSHING)
(SCREAMING)
915
00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:20,565
Resistance ninjas.
916
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,815
Oh, come on,
this is bullshit!
917
00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:37,829
Oh, thank God,
I found you!
918
00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:42,379
(PANTING) They grabbed me from
behind, I don't know what happened.
919
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,548
Just get in the car.
920
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,250
They snuck up on me.
921
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,221
Who were those guys?
922
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:54,348
I don't know.
923
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:56,309
You tell me.
924
00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:57,681
That was horrible.
925
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,855
Oh, God, I feel
like I'm gonna be sick.
926
00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:02,315
Listen, woman,
lam not stupid.
927
01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:11,487
Adjusting the seatbelt?
928
01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,409
Sorry.
929
01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,032
I have my orders.
930
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,830
Orders?
931
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,075
You're just another follower?
932
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,212
It's for the greater good.
933
01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:25,418
Why me?
934
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:29,627
Because...
Because you're a symbol.
935
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:34,215
Now that is solid.
936
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,896
Weak follow through.
937
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,020
Now, turn the camera back on.
938
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,642
Why?
939
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,233
Put on the helmet.
940
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,615
(GRUNTS)
941
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,167
This is what
happens to rebels.
942
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,548
(ENGINE REVVING)
943
01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:21,640
This a friend of yours?
944
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,949
I believe that was 10 points.
945
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,617
Damn right it is!
946
01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:42,616
(CROWD CHEERING)
947
01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,299
Get out.
948
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,470
(WHISTLES)
949
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:06,102
Looks like "no comment"
is today's catchphrase,
950
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:08,309
as our racers look
to rest and recoup
951
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,562
from another furious
day of competition.
952
01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:14,155
What are you gonna do to me?
953
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,905
Sit down and shut up!
954
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,947
You can't turn me in.
955
01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,037
It would have been better
to kill me out on the road.
956
01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,656
Maybe you're right.
957
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:23,823
ANNIE: I'm sorry.
958
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,913
I should have
taken a chance on you.
959
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:28,916
I should've told you right from
the start that I was Resistance.
960
01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:31,464
I knew the very first
moment that I saw you.
961
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:35,086
Then why didn't
you turn me in?
962
01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:38,422
Because I thought
this might be interesting
963
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,008
and I don't give
a shit about politics.
964
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:44,516
Of course, because all you care
about is the fucking race!
965
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,768
Millions of people stuck
in their miserable lives,
966
01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:50,316
but none of that
matters as long as you win!
967
01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:51,814
God, the people love you!
968
01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:54,021
God damn it,
the people love you!
969
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:58,109
You have a responsibility,
they would listen to you.
970
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:02,117
I'm a racing car driver, I
can't control what people do!
971
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:03,196
I don't want to.
972
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,533
Then what do you want?
973
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,669
To drive off into the sunset.
974
01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:11,041
To go out on top.
975
01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:13,540
I'm so stupid.
976
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:18,925
For a moment there I thought maybe
I'd like to have a copilot.
977
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:24,768
You've wasted enough of my
time, now, get out of here!
978
01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:27,562
I have work to do.
979
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:35,111
Don't turn your back on me, you
fucking smug son of a bitch!
980
01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:40,195
I'm trying to kill you.
981
01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:44,951
You and me both know
you don't have what it takes.
982
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:49,621
(GLASS SHATTERING)
983
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:55,332
I should have
pulled that trigger.
984
01:04:18,438 --> 01:04:19,439
Rough day?
985
01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:24,703
Sorry, I didn't know you were in here.
I will go.
986
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,997
I'm off the clock,
girl, I don't bite.
987
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,539
What's wrong? Fighting
with Frank got you down?
988
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:33,291
I think he might
kill me in my sleep.
989
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:37,087
(INHALES DEEPLY)
That's not a bad way to go.
990
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,382
I've seen worse.
991
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,426
Sorry about Chi.
992
01:04:40,502 --> 01:04:41,845
He was really just such a...
993
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,388
Crazy motherfucker?
994
01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:44,464
Yeah.
995
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,846
It's a hell of a thing,
this Death Race.
996
01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:50,136
Evil.
Maybe,
997
01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:53,106
but that doesn't
necessarily make us evil.
998
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,813
Or, to paraphrase
the words of a wise man,
999
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:58,569
"All evil comes
from a single cause."
1000
01:04:58,812 --> 01:04:59,813
Money?
1001
01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:02,657
Man's inability to
sit still in a room.
1002
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,025
Hmm. Yeah.
1003
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:06,285
Who said that?
1004
01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:07,658
Blaise Pascal.
1005
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,625
You didn't think I spoke
ghetto off camera, did you?
1006
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,583
Yeah, I guess I did.
(CHUCKLES)
1007
01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:19,500
Girl, you is simple!
1008
01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,676
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1009
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:24,797
Look, I'll let you
in on a little secret.
1010
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:29,097
My daddy was the chair
of a history department
1011
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,644
in a little school
they call Stanford.
1012
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,638
What the hell are
you doing this for?
1013
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,857
I like money.
1014
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:39,402
(LAUGHS) I suppose
I enjoy the irony, too.
1015
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,104
That's crazy.
1016
01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,235
The world is fucking crazy.
1017
01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,316
A sane person
doesn't stand a chance.
1018
01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,527
(CLOCK CHIMING)
1019
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,039
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) You want
these pecs? These abs?
1020
01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:55,411
Want to get rock
hard and totally jacked?
1021
01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:56,745
I'll get you there.
1022
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:59,957
ANNOUNCER:
Now you can eat what Jed eats.
1023
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:01,666
(ANNOUNCER READING)
1024
01:06:01,749 --> 01:06:04,593
Your protein mega load.
1025
01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,137
Tastes like perfection.
1026
01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,054
(WHIMPERING)
1027
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:12,601
lam a man!
1028
01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:16,681
(SCREAMS) I am perfected.
1029
01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,232
I am a man!
1030
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,810
I am perfect.
1031
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,566
Time to shine.
1032
01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,780
(SCREAMING, GRUNTING)
1033
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:34,457
This is the real you.
1034
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,248
No!
1035
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,125
(YELLING)
1036
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,522
Frankenstein!
1037
01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:01,067
You're fucking cheating,
I swear to God.
1038
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,019
(PANTING)
1039
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:06,697
(GRUNTS) Still didn't get me down yet!
(LAUGHING)
1040
01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:13,454
lam not a sissy!
1041
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,377
You like it rough, big boy?
1042
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,739
I was born
to replace you!
1043
01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:57,623
(GRUNTING)
1044
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,046
Tell me I'm beautiful!
1045
01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:20,855
(GRUNTS)
1046
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,274
I wanted to kill
you on the road,
1047
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:27,854
but this'll have to do.
1048
01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,537
Now, that was sexy.
1049
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,377
How you doing?
1050
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,209
My arm's busted.
1051
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:55,223
It's cold out here.
Wanna go up to the room?
1052
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,930
And wait for somebody
to try to kill me again?
1053
01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,762
I think I'm
better off on the move.
1054
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,773
I can't leave the Resistance.
1055
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:06,647
The Resistance
is full of shit.
1056
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:09,479
I don't know how they got you
in the first place.
1057
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,111
That's... Okay,
1058
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:16,411
how can I put this in a way
that you can understand?
1059
01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,572
That is my race.
1060
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,707
That's my finish line.
1061
01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:23,456
I understand.
1062
01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:26,253
The world is screwed up.
1063
01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:28,085
Okay, so, join us.
1064
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:31,134
No, because people have stopped
working, people have stopped fighting.
1065
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:33,337
There's no way anybody is going
to fight for each other.
1066
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,922
So, you might as well
wipe the slate clean,
1067
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:40,560
leave the planet to the
cockroaches and the cats.
1068
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:42,933
I still have faith.
1069
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,106
Tammy the Terrorist has faith.
1070
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,067
Don't ruin the moment,
come on.
1071
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:51,396
What is this?
1072
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,316
Now I'm really on your team.
1073
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:57,653
And I don't like slackers,
so, get to work.
1074
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,325
Hey, beautiful,
get a move on.
1075
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:05,123
I'm going from blue chip
to junk bond here.
1076
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,877
Oh, it's been such
a stressful day, I mean...
1077
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:14,803
(SIGHS) Frankenstein, the Resistance,
I've got so many people to fuck with!
1078
01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:19,136
Ooh!
What about fucking with this?
1079
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:24,555
Oh, my God,
you are a beast.
1080
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,641
God, how could those fruitcakes
ever believe I could fire you?
1081
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,818
Because they're gullible.
Yeah.
1082
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:33,317
And they're all working
for Mr. Chairman now.
1083
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,857
Oh, you can
say that again, Mama.
1084
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:40,320
And you wait until tomorrow. Frankenstein
and the Resistance destroyed...
1085
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:44,624
BOTH: In the greatest
VR spectacular
1086
01:10:44,699 --> 01:10:47,623
since the dawn of time!
1087
01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:48,999
God!
Baby
1088
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,250
Am I horny.
1089
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,124
(CROWD CHEERING)
1090
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,211
A big day! A really big day!
1091
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,922
Probably the biggest day
of your entire life!
1092
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:01,474
Day three of the most
dramatic, the most...
1093
01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:03,301
(RADIO STATIC)
1094
01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:04,931
Oh, this just in.
1095
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:08,561
Due to Resistance activity, the
rules of the race have changed!
1096
01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:12,769
All drivers must stay on approved
routes to get government protection.
1097
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,195
If they wander off
the highways,
1098
01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:17,114
the Corporations cannot
guarantee their safety.
1099
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,693
O-M-Triple-G.
This is cool stuff!
1100
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:25,206
I'm here with my bon ami,
Jed Perfectus.
1101
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:28,376
How are you feeling today?
Splendid.
1102
01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:29,585
And rugged.
1103
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,504
What's this?
1104
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:36,676
It's called paper.
Look at it later.
1105
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:38,628
Just wanted you to know
that I really appreciate
1106
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,634
having both of you
as my competition
1107
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:42,632
and I wish you
guys both the best.
1108
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:45,093
Thanks, Minerva,
wish you the best, too.
1109
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:48,437
Drive good.
1110
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,514
Cool.
1111
01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:50,939
(GRUNTS)
1112
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:07,281
(CROWD GASPING)
1113
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,325
(LAUGHING)
1114
01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:14,960
(CROWD CHEERING)
1115
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,262
(LAUGHING)
1116
01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:31,189
(SYSTEM BEEPING)
1117
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,530
ABE: Systems failing.
1118
01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,862
Approaching white light.
1119
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,076
Fear!
(ALARM BEEPING)
1120
01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:52,457
initiating
bucket list protocol.
1121
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,378
You Okay?
1122
01:13:02,086 --> 01:13:06,216
You know we're in the middle of
nowhere and we're behind on points.
1123
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,017
The only thing we can do
is beat Jed by time.
1124
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:09,264
Can we do that?
1125
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:10,390
It's our only chance,
1126
01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,813
there's not a pedestrian
within 100 miles of here.
1127
01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,773
(ALL SHOUTING)
1128
01:13:15,182 --> 01:13:16,354
What the hell are they doing?
1129
01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:17,647
They're fans.
1130
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,484
Get out of the way!
1131
01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:28,491
It's supposed to be a contest!
1132
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,494
They're just
trying to help.
1133
01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,202
Well, maybe they
should help themselves.
1134
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:37,663
What's that supposed to mean?
1135
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:42,590
What was... All right.
(PEOPLE GROANING)
1136
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,344
(LAUGHING)
1137
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,225
Crazy bitch won't let up!
1138
01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,402
Ain't that right, Chi Wapp?
1139
01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:04,240
(GRUNTS) Fuck this!
1140
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:05,900
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1141
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,861
(GRUNTING)
1142
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:16,786
(ENGINE REVVING)
1143
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,871
I'm not gonna win
this race anyway.
1144
01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,883
And I said I have to
see this thing through.
1145
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:26,926
I might as well teach
this idiot a lesson.
1146
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:28,597
(CHUCKLES)
Right here, baby.
1147
01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,555
What god is gonna
save your ass now, bitch?
1148
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,435
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1149
01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:37,432
It is time to meet our maker,
Grogg! Let's go!
1150
01:14:48,693 --> 01:14:50,161
Unbeliever!
1151
01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,453
What the...
1152
01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:56,618
You will perish!
1153
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,411
Geez, Louise.
1154
01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:01,914
Shift. The shift!
1155
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:08,638
Suck on that! Suck on that!
1156
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,389
You'll have to
get better at that.
1157
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:16,099
Good.
I got this.
1158
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:22,943
What was that?
You are!
1159
01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:24,271
What?
What?
1160
01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:25,442
What are you doing?
1161
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:28,783
Stop with the blah-blah-blah of your
stupid face thing and trust me!
1162
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,236
But the Resistance,
this isn't a protected road.
1163
01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:32,319
Trust it!
1164
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:35,323
Is this about that
Céline Dion show?
1165
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:38,538
She's like 200 years old.
1166
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:42,914
I'm on a whole nother level!
1167
01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:47,339
I have access to ideas
you can't possibly understand.
1168
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,971
I got your ass now, baby!
(LAUGHS)
1169
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:05,020
This is all your fault!
1170
01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,228
(SCREAMING)
1171
01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:10,775
Oh, shit!
1172
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,319
No!
1173
01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,382
(LAUGHING)
1174
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:35,841
Oh, fuck.
1175
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:44,188
Motherfucking cheap ass,
1176
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,277
terrorist ass...
1177
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:47,774
(LAUGHING)
(COUGHING)
1178
01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:51,525
Killing your own
people ass, goddamn.
1179
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:53,033
I don't like you.
1180
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,326
Yeah, I know, all right.
1181
01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:57,325
Well, you don't deserve it,
1182
01:16:57,404 --> 01:16:59,156
but by St. James Dean,
1183
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:03,791
the light of Ziggy Stardust and
the darkness of the Holy Womb,
1184
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:08,670
you have one last chance to repent
your agnostic taint before you...
1185
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,803
(LAUGHING)
I just looked at your face!
1186
01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:16,223
I tried. (LAUGHING)
1187
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:18,225
I think I peed a little!
1188
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,927
I see God.
1189
01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:21,057
What?
1190
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,350
I see God.
1191
01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:27,564
And she's black as fuck!
1192
01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:35,276
Well...
1193
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,578
(SCREAMING)
1194
01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:40,660
(CRYING)
1195
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,876
Not fair, not fair.
1196
01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,788
ABE: I know.
(ALARM BEEPING)
1197
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,003
Too bad. (LAUGHING)
1198
01:17:58,048 --> 01:18:01,427
No one crosses that
finish line. No one!
1199
01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:03,019
What about Annie, ma'am?
1200
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,563
She has failed her mission.
1201
01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:07,312
If she dies now, let her
be a martyr of the cause.
1202
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,439
Liberty!
ALL: Liberty!
1203
01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,610
Equality!
1204
01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:11,816
ALL: Equality!
1205
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,274
Brutality!
1206
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:15,733
ALL: Yeah!
1207
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:19,195
(ALL CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)
1208
01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:20,870
It's too easy.
1209
01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:25,243
(ENGINES REVVING)
1210
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:32,632
(SYSTEM BEEPING)
1211
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,347
Well, it looks like
we've hit rush hour.
1212
01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:49,024
I don't understand, we stayed
on all the approved roads.
1213
01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:50,351
Where's all
the corporate security?
1214
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:51,648
It's all a setup.
1215
01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,270
(HEADSET BEEPING)
1216
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:55,905
No, come on!
1217
01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:57,233
They cut my feed.
1218
01:18:57,316 --> 01:18:58,659
Who cares?
1219
01:18:58,734 --> 01:18:59,986
CHAIRMAN:
Well, actually, I care.
1220
01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,787
The Death Race is my baby.
1221
01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:02,988
So, you did this?
1222
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:07,452
Well, duh! What can I say, old
boy, the country needs a new hero.
1223
01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:10,663
Quite frankly, Frankie,
you've grown a little stale.
1224
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,875
So, do me a favor, die with
style for the home viewers.
1225
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:19,340
And by the way, just for the record,
my hair, I think it's pretty cool.
1226
01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:20,422
Ciao.
1227
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:26,599
It's not too late,
you can ditch.
1228
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,056
You can always say
that I kidnapped you.
1229
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,641
I am seeing this
through to the end.
1230
01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:32,021
Oh, damn!
1231
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,030
(SCREAMS)
1232
01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:39,908
Whoa! (LAUGHS)
1233
01:19:42,695 --> 01:19:43,696
Get them!
1234
01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:47,909
Are you ready?
1235
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,460
Let's score these fuckers.
1236
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:02,089
Shift.
1237
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,076
Follow him!
1238
01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:35,213
(GRUNTING)
1239
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,837
(SCREAMING, GROANS)
1240
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:44,048
I think that was Carlos!
1241
01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:45,428
Oh, I kind of liked Carlos.
1242
01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:48,807
(SCREAMING, GRUNTING)
1243
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,938
Annie Sullivan,
you traitorous little whore!
1244
01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,947
Look who's talking, bitch!
1245
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,165
(ANNIE SCREAMING)
1246
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:12,368
Shit, shit, shit!
1247
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,953
Now this is a suicide move!
1248
01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,288
Balls.
1249
01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:20,967
Oh, shit!
1250
01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:24,671
(GRUNTS)
1251
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,233
JB: Well, that's it, folks.
1252
01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:39,357
We are making history today
1253
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:43,737
as Jed Perfectus is a few
miles from the finish line!
1254
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,777
Some will say Jed
got a lucky break
1255
01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:48,862
when his main rival
was attacked by an army
1256
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:50,989
of bloodthirsty
revolutionaries.
1257
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:53,075
Well, I say tough titties.
1258
01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,411
(LAUGHS) It's out with the
old and in with the new,
1259
01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:58,498
as America
welcomes its newest,
1260
01:21:58,622 --> 01:22:01,592
and least likely to procreate,
champion!
1261
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,095
I'm gonna win! Holy Jesus.
(CHEERING)
1262
01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:07,089
Will you look at that, Eve!
1263
01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:08,924
Are you gonna score them?
1264
01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,556
Shut up!
Let me enjoy this!
1265
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:16,232
I don't know, Jed, it could be another
case of premature celebration.
1266
01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:18,938
No,no,no,no,no!
1267
01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:22,442
Frankenstein is doomed!
I know that for a fact!
1268
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:27,944
ANNIE: What are you doing?
1269
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:32,202
Neither of us knows what's waiting
over that finishing line.
1270
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:36,536
Well, it's definitely a violent
death, but we're not stopping now.
1271
01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:42,459
This race is fixed
and so was your Resistance.
1272
01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:44,635
I don't want to see
you get hurt, Annie.
1273
01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,383
So, you think we
can just drive away?
1274
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:50,308
There's an island off the
coast that's made of garbage,
1275
01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:52,134
it's called Garbantis.
1276
01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:53,639
I can't do that.
1277
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,642
Can you give me
a reason why not?
1278
01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:01,685
Because I can't imagine
spending the rest of my life
1279
01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:05,568
with a man who finished
second to Jed Perfectus.
1280
01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:13,952
And besides, the winner
gets to meet The Chairman.
1281
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:17,126
Oh! Yes,
oh, God, that is disgusting.
1282
01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:20,750
You are awful,
awful, awful ugly people.
1283
01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:24,299
Oh, what the shit!
1284
01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:28,179
Holy moly, mack-a-roly, race fans!
Can it be? (GASPS)
1285
01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:31,257
Another miraculous recovery
for Frankenstein?
1286
01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:34,684
Why won't you die?
1287
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,349
Take the wheel!
1288
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:42,977
(SCREAMING)
1289
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,649
Here's Johnny!
1290
01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,530
(GRUNTING)
1291
01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,194
What is wrong with you?
1292
01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:50,234
(GRUNTING)
1293
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,497
Eve! You're a terrible driver!
1294
01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:00,581
(GRUNTING)
1295
01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:13,848
Hold on!
1296
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:16,017
Move! Move!
1297
01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:21,815
(YELLING)
(GASPS)
1298
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:26,438
I am Perfectus!
1299
01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:30,282
I am perfection!
1300
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,409
Not really.
1301
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,784
Isn't he headed
straight for the studio?
1302
01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:40,038
Well, it looks like 60 points
for Jed and we are signing off.
1303
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,915
(GRACE SCREAMING)
1304
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,263
(CROWD CHEERING)
1305
01:24:57,718 --> 01:24:59,891
Are you sure you
want this revolution?
1306
01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:02,560
I just wanna win.
1307
01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:05,233
You are so dead.
1308
01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:11,820
The truth is,
1309
01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:17,371
I've lost track of my score,
my time, my position.
1310
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:20,245
Maybe Jed is winning the race,
even though he's dead.
1311
01:25:21,158 --> 01:25:23,536
Now, we could run down
those people over there,
1312
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:25,292
that would be 50 points.
1313
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,623
Or how about those
people over there?
1314
01:25:27,706 --> 01:25:29,629
That would be
another 50 points.
1315
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:35,306
But what about
that man over there?
1316
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:41,346
He must be worth at
least 1,000 points.
1317
01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:45,311
(CHUCKLES)
1,000 points.
1318
01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:46,437
You wanna do it?
1319
01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:49,774
You wanna feel the power?
1320
01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,821
Yes.
1321
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:52,989
Yes, I would.
1322
01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:55,363
Come on,
let's give it a try.
1323
01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:57,160
1,000 points!
1324
01:25:57,444 --> 01:26:00,038
1,000 points,
1,000 points.
1325
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,328
ALL: (CHANTING)
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
1326
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:06,332
1,000 points,
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
1327
01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:08,584
1,000 points?
1328
01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:10,920
I've seen enough.
1329
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:17,848
1,000 points,
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
1330
01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:19,641
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
1331
01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:20,808
1,000 points.
1332
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:23,432
Enough!
1333
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:24,980
CROWD: (CHANTING)
1,000 points! 1,000 points!
1334
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:30,395
What are you talking about?
Shut up! I'm Chairman!
1335
01:26:30,477 --> 01:26:33,481
CROWD: (CHANTING)
1,000 points,
1336
01:26:33,563 --> 01:26:35,361
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
Huh?
1337
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:38,660
ALL: (CHANTING) 1,000 points,
1,000 points, 1,000 points.
1338
01:26:38,735 --> 01:26:41,454
(ENGINE REVVING)
(GASPING)
1339
01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:45,125
Motherfucker!
1340
01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:47,953
(LOUD THUD)
1341
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:51,006
lam the freaking
ruler of the universe!
1342
01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:52,841
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1343
01:26:56,586 --> 01:26:58,179
I want more.
1344
01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:00,306
You don't need The Chairman,
1345
01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:03,431
you don't need Frankenstein,
1346
01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:05,262
you have the power!
1347
01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:09,020
Make the reality
of your own race!
1348
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:11,689
Now, get UP!
1349
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:15,693
Turn off those headsets
and get into those cars.
1350
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:19,321
And may the best driver win.
1351
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:21,112
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1352
01:27:23,655 --> 01:27:25,157
(CROWD CLAMORING)
1353
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:28,368
(SCREAMS)
1354
01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:59,699
You guys are all toast!
1355
01:28:31,056 --> 01:28:33,229
Well, it's a start.
1356
01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:36,691
Or the end of civilization as we know it.
(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
1357
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,738
They'll sort it out.
(CHUCKLES)
1358
01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,576
So, what happens to us?
1359
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:48,783
Well, somebody needs to re-populate.
Hmm...
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