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(Cliff)CHEERS IS FILMED BEFOREA LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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[people chattering]
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HELLO.
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SO, HOW'S
THE LITTLE DR. CRANE?
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OH, GETTING CUTER
EVERY MOMENT.
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I HAVE BABY PICTURES.
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[Frasier laughing]
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WHO WANTS
TO SEE THEM FIRST? HMM?
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WELL, LISTEN, FELLOWS,
THERE'S NO NEED
TO FIGHT OVER THESE.
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I MEAN,
I GOT DOUBLE PRINTS.
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(Frasier)
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
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WHO DO YOU THINK
HE LOOKS MOST LIKE,
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ME OR LILITH? HMM?
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OH, KIND OF HARD
TO TELL THERE.
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OH, WELL, HERE, LET ME
MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU.
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I JUST HAPPEN
TO HAVE NEWBORN PHOTOS
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OF MYSELF AND HIS MOTHER.
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OH, GEE, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THIS?
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3 DAYS OLD
AND LILITH ALREADY HAD
HER HAIR BACK IN A BUN.
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I THINK THE KID LOOKS
LIKE HIS MOM, FRASE.
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YEAH, I DO, TOO.
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AND I MEAN THAT.
IT'S NOT JUST A SHOT.
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I SUPPOSE
THAT'S ONLY FAIR.
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
SHE DID CARRY FREDERICK
FOR 9 MONTHS.
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I MEAN, WHAT DID I DO?
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WELL, IN MY HOUSEHOLD,
THE HARD PART.
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� MAKING YOUR WAYIN THE WORLD TODAY �
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� TAKES EVERYTHINGYOU'VE GOT �
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� TAKING A BREAKFROM ALL YOUR WORRIES �
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� SURE WOULD HELP A LOT
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� WOULDN'T YOU LIKETO GET AWAY �
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� SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GO
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� WHERE EVERYBODYKNOWS YOUR NAME �
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� AND THEY'RE ALWAYSGLAD YOU CAME �
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� YOU WANNA BEWHERE YOU CAN SEE �
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� OUR TROUBLESARE ALL THE SAME �
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� YOU WANNA BEWHERE EVERYBODYKNOWS YOUR NAME �
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� YOU WANNA GOWHERE PEOPLE KNOW �
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� PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME
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� YOU WANNA GOWHERE EVERYBODYKNOWS YOUR NAME �
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[door opening]
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OH-OH. BLONDE AT 2:00,
BLONDE AT 4:00,
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BLONDE AT 6:00.
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(Woody)
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, SAM?
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SHE HASN'T EVEN MOVED.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT HER
INTO MY SCHEDULE HERE.
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HERE. HOLD THAT,
WILL YOU?
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HELLO, MICHELE?
HI. IT'S SAM MALONE HERE.
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LISTEN, SWEETHEART,
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO MAKE IT TONIGHT.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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BUT, HEY, SWEETHEART,
YOU'LL HAVE
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR.
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(Sam)
HI THERE.
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CAN I, UH, TAKE
YOUR ORDER?
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UH, I'LL HAVE
A GLASS OF CHABLIS.
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OH, TERRIFIC.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU
FOR DINNER?
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YOU SERVE FOOD HERE?
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NO.
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OH, LORD.
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[both laughing]
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UM, I'M REALLY
NOT INTERESTED.
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CAN I ASK WHY?
DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO KNOW?
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ONE CHABLIS COMIN' UP.
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I ALREADY DIALED, SAM.
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THANK YOU, WOODY.
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HEY, MICHELE, GOOD NEWS.
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I'D SAY, UH,
GOT TO BE, UH,
LITTLE DEUCE COUPE.
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AH, YOU'RE CRAZY.
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WHAT?
409.
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NO, LITTLE COBRA.LITTLE COBRA.
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NOW WHAT MINDLESS SUBJECT
ARE YOU BEATING
TO A SLOW, LINGERING DEATH?
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WHAT IS IT?
"W-WHAT'S THE BEST CAR?"
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
WHAT'S THE BEST CAR SONG?
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GTO. OH, YEAH?
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YOU HEAR THEM LYRICS, BOY,
YOU'RE BURNING RUBBER!
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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ROBIN IS BACK IN TOWN,
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AND TONIGHT HE IS MINE.
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SO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW
WHERE WE ARE GOING
AND YOU ARE NOT?
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MY HOUSE?
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CARL YASTRZEMSKI'S
TESTIMONIAL DINNER.
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ALL THE OLD RED SOX
ALL-STARS ARE
GONNA BE THERE.
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OH, BOY, I WOULD'VE LOVED
TO HAVE GONE TO THAT.
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WELL, HELL, MAYBE
I'LL JUST SHOW UP
AND SURPRISE THE GUYS.
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I MEAN, WHY SHOULDN'T I?
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IT'S $1,000 A PLATE.
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GIVE MY BEST TO YAZ.
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AH, WHO CARES
ABOUT YAZ?
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THIS COULD BE
THE NIGHT.
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I'M SO EXCITED TO BE ALONE
WITH ROBIN AFTER THAT DINNER.
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YEAH? FOR $1,000 A PLATE,
YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO HIM
DURING DINNER.
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I AM THE LUCKIEST WOMAN
IN THE WORLD
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TO BE DATING
SUCH AN INFLUENTIAL,
RICH MAN.
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YOU STILL DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU, REBECCA?
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THE MEASURE OF A MAN'S WEALTH
IS WHAT HE CARRIES WITH HIM.
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WHAT HE HAS IN HIS SOUL.
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SO YOU WOULDN'T
SWITCH PLACES
WITH ROBIN COLCORD?
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YOU KIDDIN'?
I'D SWITCH PLACES
WITH HIS SOCKS.
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[phone ringing]
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CHEERS.
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OH, HI, MR. COLCORD.
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OH, LISTEN,
CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
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I KNOW YOU'RE GOING
TO THIS $1,000-A-PLATE
DINNER TONIGHT,
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AND I'M SURE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A GREAT TIME, YOU KNOW.
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BUT, UH, YOU KNOW,
THEY HAVE THESE
ENTERTAINMENT BOOKS NOW,
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WHERE YOU BUY ONE DINNER
AND YOU GET THE NEXT ONE FREE?
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WOODY, I'LL TAKE IT
IN MY OFFICE.
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OH, IT'S FOR SAM,
MISS HOWE.
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SAM?
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MR. COLCORD?
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OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
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WELL, YEAH.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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WELL, I'LL SEE
YOU THEN. YEAH.
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OH, YOU WANT TO SPEAK
TO REBECCA?
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I DON'T BLAME YOU.
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WHAT WAS ALL THAT?
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WELL, IT SEEMS THAT ROBIN
WOULD LIKE TO CHAT
WITH CARL YASTRZEMSKI.
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BUT SINCE HE KNOWS
JACK ABOUT BASEBALL,
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HE DECIDED TO INVITE
OLD MAYDAY ALONG
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TO COME TO DINNER WITH YOU
SO I CAN TRANSLATE.
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WHAT?
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SAM, AND YOU ACCEPTED?
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YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN
ALONE WITH ROBIN IN A MONTH.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE
IN YOUR WAY, HONEY.
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I'M GONNA BE
TOO BUSY HOBNOBBIN'
WITH MY BUDDIES,
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RUBBING THEIR NOSES
IN THE FACT
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THAT I'M GOING AROUND
WITH ROBIN COLCORD.
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REALLY STICK IT TO 'EM,
YOU KNOW.
MAKE 'EM FEEL 2 FEET HIGH.
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I MISS THOSE GUYS.
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MAN, YOU ARE GONNA
RUIN EVERYTHING.
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WHAT RUIN? IT'S GONNA
SAVE YOU FROM HAVING
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TO COME UP WITH
ANOTHER EXCUSE NOT TO GO
TO BED WITH THE GUY.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M NOT GOING TO GO
TO BED WITH THE GUY?
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WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW,
YOU SEE THE SUN
COME UP EVERY MORNING
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FOR 30, 40 YEARS,
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AFTER A WHILE,
YOU START TO TRUST IT.
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HEY, I BET MICHELE
WILL BE REALLY IMPRESSED
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TO FIND OUT THAT SHE'S
SPENDING HER BIRTHDAY
WITH ROBIN COLCORD.
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ROBIN COLCORD?
I'D BE IMPRESSED.
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WOODY.
YOU KNOW THE NUMBER.
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DAMN THAT ROBIN COLCORD,
CHANGING PLANS LIKE THAT
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
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YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE
THAT GUY'S GOT A COUPLE
OF BUCKS IN HIS POCKET,
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HE JUST THINKS HE CAN SHUTTLE
PEOPLE AROUND LIKE CATTLE.
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MOO-VE ALONG, BOSSY.
IT'S MILKING TIME.
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UH, MICHELE?
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MICHELE, SWEETHEART,
LISTEN, UM,
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I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU,
BUT I-I'M GONNA HAVE TO
CALL IT OFF AGAIN.
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WELL, MAYBE
NEXT WEEKEND, HUH?
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OK. BYE-BYE, HONEY.
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THANKS.
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BOY, YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD
THAT YOU AND I
DIDN'T HIT IT OFF.
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I JUST GOT INVITED
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TO THE CARL YASTRZEMSKI
DINNER WITH ROBIN COLCORD.
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REALLY?
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OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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YEAH, WE'LL BE GOING OVER
IN ROBIN COLCORD'S
STRETCH LIMO.
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THEN, UH, ROBIN COLCORD
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WILL BE TREATING US
TO A $1,000 PLATE,
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WHICH WE WILL BE EATING
SITTING NEXT TO ROBIN COLCORD.
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AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
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MAYBE WE'LL GO OUT
FOR ICE CREAM LATER
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WITH SAM MALONE.
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WHO'S THAT?
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A FRIEND OF ROBIN COLCORD'S.
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COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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[sighing]
WELL, I'M STILL NOT SURE
I BELIEVE YOU,
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BUT I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
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ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
SEE YOU BACK HERE,
WHAT, 7:30?
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I'LL BE HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S RINGING, SAM.
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NO, I DON'T NEED IT
THIS TIME. THANKS, WOODY.
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OH.
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OH, HELLO, MICHELE?
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UH, YEAH,
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT SAM STILL CAN'T MAKE IT.
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ME?
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OH, I'M ABOUT, UH, 6 FEET,
BLOND HAIR, EARLY 20s.
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A LITTLE PARTY?
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OH, SURE.
I LOVE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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IS IT OK IF I BRING
MY GIRLFRIEND?
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HELLO?
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IT'S 8:45.
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THAT'S IT.
I AM OUT OF HERE.
OH.
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HEY, COME ON, LAURA.
COLCORD WILL BE HERE.
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MAYBE HE'S CONFUSED.
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YOU KNOW, MAY-MAYBE
HE'S STILL ON SWEDISH TIME.
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WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
YOU'RE A MEMBER
OF THE NAZI PARTY?
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WELL, FORGET IT, BABE.
I DRAW THE LINE.
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OH, PHEW! NARROW ESCAPE, GUYS.
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[office door opening]
(Sam)
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IN THE HELL IS HE?
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YOU THINK YOU GOT A BEEF?
I JUST HAD TO DUMP MY DATE
FOR POLITICAL REASONS.
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YOU KNOW, THAT GUY LEAVES ME
FOR 4 OR 5 WEEKS AT A TIME,
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AND THEN, WHEN I DO HAVE
A DATE WITH HIM,
HE'S AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE.
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WHAT, LIKE THERE'S NO PHONES?
HE CAN'T GIVE ME A CALL?
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I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS.
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I PUT UP WITH IT.
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REBECCA,
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
YOU'RE A GOLD DIGGER.
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WELL, I'M TIRED
OF WASTING MY TIME
AND CLEAVAGE ON HIM.
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CHOP-CHOP, EVERYONE.
LET'S GO.
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EXCUSE ME?
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SOME OF US WERE READY
TO CHOP-CHOP
AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.
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REBECCA, YOU LOOK LOVELY.
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I LOOKED LOVELIER
AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.
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OH, DARLING,
WE ALL AGE, YOU KNOW.
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SAM, YOU COMING?
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UH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY
I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A CAB.
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MY DATE FELL THROUGH
AT THE LAST MINUTE, THERE,
AND I FEEL A LITTLE AWKWARD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
"3 IN A LIMO..."
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OH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
THERE WILL BE 4 OF US.
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UH, THAT'S INCLUDING
MY DRIVER, MILES.
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OH, GREAT. I'LL LOOK LIKE
I'M DATING THE CHAUFFEUR.
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LISTEN, I MEAN,
I LIKE MILES AND ALL--
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YES, WELL, HE LIKES
YOU, TOO, SAM.
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WELL, THEN I'M DEFINITELY
TAKING A CAB.
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I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
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BUT, SAM, I NEED YOU
TO BRIEF ME IN ADVANCE
ABOUT THIS BASEBALL THING.
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00:09:46,885 --> 00:09:49,987
NOW, LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU
A CONSULTATION FEE
OF $1,000.
216
00:09:50,055 --> 00:09:52,674
WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS
DO YOU THINK
MILES WOULD LIKE?
217
00:09:57,963 --> 00:10:01,499
ALL RIGHT.
KEYSTONE SACK.
2ND BASE.
218
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,284
HOT CORNER.
3RD BASE.
219
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,602
DINGER?
220
00:10:05,154 --> 00:10:06,237
HOME RUN.
221
00:10:06,254 --> 00:10:07,421
TATER.
HOME RUN.
222
00:10:07,489 --> 00:10:09,190
AH, RIGHT.
HE'S GOOD,
ISN'T HE?
223
00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:10,708
AH, YES,
HE'S WONDERFUL.
224
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,477
WE SHOULDN'T
GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT HIM. EVER.
225
00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:15,879
DO I DETECT AN ATTITUDE?
ATTITUDE?
226
00:10:15,947 --> 00:10:17,798
LISTEN, WHEN WE MEET
YASTRZEMSKI,
MMM.
227
00:10:17,866 --> 00:10:19,283
WE ALL JUST CALL HIM YAZ.
228
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,737
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, ROBIN,
THIS IS, LIKE, MY DREAM DATE.
229
00:10:22,805 --> 00:10:25,623
I HOPE WE SPEND
THE REST OF THE NIGHT
TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY TATERS
230
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,424
YAZ HAS HIT.
231
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:31,128
REBECCA, IF THERE IS
SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU,
WE CAN DISCUSS IT LATER.
232
00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:32,697
SO, HOW MANY TATERS
DID YAZ HIT?
233
00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:34,098
OH, UM...
234
00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,517
LATER? LATER?
YOU MEAN LIKE
WHEN WE'RE ALONE?
235
00:10:36,584 --> 00:10:37,968
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GONNA--
236
00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:40,170
ANYWAY, REBECCA, UM,
IF THERE'S SOMETHING'S
BOTHERING YOU,
237
00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:42,039
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COME STRAIGHT OUT
AND SAY IT?
238
00:10:42,106 --> 00:10:44,908
ROBIN, IF YOU CAN'T
FIGURE IT OUT, I'M REALLY
NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
239
00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:46,644
OH, GOD,
THAT IS SO FEMALE.
240
00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:48,846
DON'T EVER SAY THAT
TO A WOMAN,
241
00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:49,964
YOU BIG JERK!
242
00:10:50,032 --> 00:10:51,032
LITTLE SHREW.
243
00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:52,399
SHUT UP.
244
00:10:53,168 --> 00:10:54,268
FINE.
245
00:10:54,937 --> 00:10:56,236
[sighing]
246
00:10:56,304 --> 00:10:58,639
I DON'T KNOW
THE EXACT NUMBER
OF TATERS YAZ HIT.
247
00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:00,074
BUT I KNOW
IT WAS A LOT.
248
00:11:05,213 --> 00:11:06,814
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT WE NEED HERE?
249
00:11:06,881 --> 00:11:08,482
WE NEED
A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE.
250
00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:09,583
[clears throat]
251
00:11:09,651 --> 00:11:11,151
ALL RIGHT.
OH, I TELL YOU, ROBIN,
252
00:11:11,219 --> 00:11:13,854
BASEBALL,
IT'S THE GREATEST GAME.
253
00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:16,123
THE ONLY LITTLE
PROBLEM I SEE IS,
254
00:11:16,191 --> 00:11:17,825
IS IN THE PENSION SYSTEM.
255
00:11:17,892 --> 00:11:21,295
I MEAN,
WHERE'S THE SECURITY
FOR A MARGINAL PLAYER?
256
00:11:21,363 --> 00:11:24,865
OH. HEY, THIS IS
VERY NICE CHAMPAGNE.
257
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,600
YEAH, NICE AND BUBBLY.
258
00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:30,170
NOT LIKE THE KIND OF STUFF
WE USED TO POUR OVER
YAZ'S HEAD
259
00:11:30,238 --> 00:11:32,873
AFTER HE HIT
A GAME-WINNING TATER.
260
00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:35,009
OH, MY GOD.
261
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,965
OH, SAM,
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
262
00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:42,900
KIND OF FEEL LIKE
I SHOULDN'T BE.
263
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,835
OH, WELL, WE'D
APPRECIATE THAT, SAM.
264
00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:48,005
MILES,
WOULD YOU STOP THE CAR?
265
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,642
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
266
00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:54,345
GUYS, COME ON.
THIS IS KIND OF
A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.
267
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,414
OH, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD, SAM.
268
00:11:57,482 --> 00:12:00,250
IT'S, UM,
JUST A PRE-REDEVELOPMENT.
269
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,215
HEY, IS THAT CAR
ON FIRE OVER THERE?
270
00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,350
OH!
271
00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:19,470
HEY, WHOA, WAIT.
WHERE'S MY COAT?
272
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,889
HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY $1,000?
273
00:12:21,957 --> 00:12:23,391
[train bell ringing]
274
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,292
[train horn blares]
275
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,694
OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT.
276
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:30,397
BIG JOKE, AS IF
THEY'RE GONNA DO ANYTHING.
277
00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:35,469
[train rumbling]
278
00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:00,310
HEY, HOW WAS DINNER
LAST NIGHT?
279
00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:02,012
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY
MAKE IT TO THE DINNER.
280
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,014
[clears throat]
281
00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:05,882
REBECCA AND ROBIN
STARTED MAKING OUT
IN THE BACK OF THE LIMO,
282
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:08,485
SO I OFFERED TO DO
THE GENTLEMANLY THING.
283
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:09,754
WHAT'S THAT?
284
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:12,005
LET 'EM DUMP ME OUT
ON THE RAILROAD TRACK.
285
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:15,826
OH, MAN,
THAT COLCORD
IS A REAL JERK.
286
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:18,045
YEAH, HE JUST PULLED OVER
AND LET ME OUT.
287
00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:19,529
HE STOPPED THE CAR?
288
00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:21,665
SO WHAT ARE YOU
WHINING ABOUT?
289
00:13:26,821 --> 00:13:28,956
THEY TAKE OFF
WITH MY WALLET AND MY COAT,
290
00:13:29,024 --> 00:13:31,559
AND I'M OUT THERE IN MY TUX,
FREEZING MY TAIL OFF.
291
00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:32,793
I TELL YOU,
I'D STILL BE THERE
292
00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:35,262
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE
KINDLY SKINHEADS.
293
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:38,783
[sneezes]
294
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:40,151
OH, GOD.
295
00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:41,652
I THINK I GOT SOMETHING.
296
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,470
IS MY HEAD HOT?
297
00:13:43,538 --> 00:13:45,839
NO. WHAT ELSE
YOU GOT?
298
00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:48,775
SO, UH, SAMMY,
299
00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:51,745
DO YOU THINK
THEY DID THE, UH, DEED?
300
00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,614
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
REBECCA?
301
00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:55,816
HEY, I ENDED UP
WITH A PANTFUL OF SLUSH
302
00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:59,120
AND I GUARANTEE YOU,
I HAD A WARMER EVENING
THAN COLCORD DID.
303
00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:05,409
HELLO, EVERYONE.
304
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:11,232
IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY,
I THOUGHT I'D WALK TO WORK.
305
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,122
THERE YOU ARE, SAM.
I TOLD YOU
YOU'D MAKE IT HOME FINE.
306
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,490
YOU'RE A CLEVER BOY.
307
00:14:22,477 --> 00:14:23,828
COME HERE.
308
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:24,995
COME HERE.
WHAT?
309
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,396
COME HERE.
310
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,733
[chuckles]
311
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:31,502
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
312
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,905
OH, MY GOD.
313
00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:36,974
YOU WENT TO BED WITH HIM.
314
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,675
(all)
ALL RIGHT!
315
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:39,961
[Carla whooping]
316
00:14:40,028 --> 00:14:41,111
(Cliff)
HEY, HEY!
317
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,829
[Cliff chuckling]
318
00:14:42,897 --> 00:14:46,066
HEY, WOODY, UH,
CHECK THE POOL.
ANYBODY, UH, HAVE THIS MONTH?
319
00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:47,584
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
320
00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:50,254
CLOSEST WE GOT HERE
IS AUGUST 1992.
321
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,038
LILITH STERNIN CRANE.
322
00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:54,992
I'LL TAKE THAT.
323
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,393
NOT A WORD TO LILITH.
324
00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:00,931
OH, YOU WACKY BARFLIES.
325
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,833
SO, WAS IT GOOD?
326
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,701
HMM, VERY GOOD.
327
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:07,588
"VERY GOOD,"
NORM, KEN, DAVID,
AND CLIFF'S MOM.
328
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:13,577
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW,
329
00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:16,146
I REALLY DON'T CARE
IF EVERYBODY KNOWS.
330
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:18,816
WELL, IS IT OK IF
WE POST THE RESULTS
IN THE WINDOW?
331
00:15:19,984 --> 00:15:21,585
[chuckles]
332
00:15:21,652 --> 00:15:24,054
DO YOU REALLY THINK
PASSERSBY ON THE STREET
WOULD BE INTERESTED?
333
00:15:24,122 --> 00:15:25,422
WELL, ENOUGH
OF THEM ASK.
334
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,776
YOU REALLY DID IT,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
335
00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:30,310
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE THE DAY.
336
00:15:30,378 --> 00:15:32,996
I MEAN,
FIRST THE BERLIN WALL,
AND NOW THIS.
337
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,601
WHAT WAS IT?
338
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,369
WAS IT THE CHAMPAGNE?
339
00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:42,623
NO, IT WAS A DOUBLE BACON
CHILI BURGER
FROM LITTLE WALLY'S.
340
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,109
WHOA, NOW, HEY, NOW.
WAIT A SECOND.
341
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,811
HE TOOK YOU TO
LITTLE WALLY'S
PUP 'N' BURGER?
342
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,196
YOU KNOW THE PLACE?
343
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:52,282
KNOW IT?
I PLAN TO BE BURIED THERE.
344
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,335
SERIOUSLY,
I'VE BOUGHT MYSELF A PLOT,
345
00:15:54,402 --> 00:15:56,970
RIGHT UNDER THE BIG
PLASTIC LITTLE WALLY.
346
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:59,155
OH, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
IT WAS SO WONDERFUL.
347
00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:03,260
YOU KNOW, FIRST I THOUGHT
IT WAS SORT OF A--
A LOW-DOWN, DIRTY PLACE
348
00:16:03,327 --> 00:16:06,230
AND THEN I REALIZED
IT WAS A LOW-DOWN,
DIRTY PLACE.
349
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,600
YEAH, YEAH, LITTLE WALLY
KNOWS HIS CLIENTELE.
350
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,336
YEAH, YEAH.
SO YOU GREASED UP.
351
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,837
NOW, GIVE US
SOME DETAILS.
352
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:15,672
OH, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? UM...
353
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:19,076
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I--I TOLD HIM THE BIGGEST
SECRET OF MY LIFE.
354
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,427
WHAT?
OH.
355
00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:22,012
I TOLD HIM ABOUT
356
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,381
YOU'VE LOSTTHAT LOVIN' FEELING BY THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS
357
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,650
AND WHAT THAT SONG
DOES TO ME.
358
00:16:26,718 --> 00:16:28,101
(Rebecca)
RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
359
00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:29,370
(Carla)
WHAT?
360
00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:31,172
HE CALLED THIS
RADIO STATION HE OWNS,
361
00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:34,675
AND HE HAD THEM PLAY IT
ALL NIGHT.
362
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:36,760
I HEARD THAT.
363
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,879
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
THE LONG VERSION.
364
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:43,250
ANYWAY,
ALL I KNOW IS,
365
00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:47,087
IT WAS THE BEST EVENING
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
366
00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:48,572
YEAH, WELL,
ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN.
367
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,374
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
368
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:51,858
OH, HONEY,
AM I GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN
369
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:54,028
MEN AND WOMEN TO YOU
ALL OVER AGAIN?
370
00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:56,363
UH, IF SHE DOESN'T
WANNA HEAR IT,
SAMMY, WE DO.
371
00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:59,483
HONEY, TO A GUY LIKE COLCORD,
372
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,136
ALL YOU ARE TO HIM
IS A CONQUEST
AND A CHALLENGE.
373
00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:03,804
AND NOW THAT
HE'S HAD HIS FUN,
374
00:17:03,872 --> 00:17:06,741
YOU'LL BE LUCKY
IF YOU GET A HELLO
AND A DONUT.
375
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:07,758
REALLY?
376
00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:09,193
YEAH, REALLY.
377
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:12,263
CAN I HELP YOU?
378
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,530
UH, YEAH, REBECCA HOWE?
379
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,865
ME.
380
00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:18,135
UH, REBECCA,
THIS IS FROM ROBIN COLCORD.
381
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:22,406
� YOU NEVER CLOSE YOUR EYES
ANYMORE... �
382
00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:24,341
(Rebecca)
OH, MY GOSH!
383
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,609
IT'S BILL MEDLEY
FROM THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS.
384
00:17:26,677 --> 00:17:28,228
� AND THERE'S
NO TENDERNESS... �
385
00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:30,480
(Rebecca)
I MEAN,
I KNEW ROBIN KNEW HIM,
386
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,566
AND I HOPED THAT ONE DAY
I WOULD MEET HIM.
387
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:35,302
BUT I NEVER KNEW
THAT HE WOULD FLY HIM
ALL THE WAY TO BOSTON
388
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,787
TO SING THIS SONG
TO ME.
389
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,838
IT'S BILL MEDLEY, BILL MEDLEY.
IT'S BILL MEDLEY!
390
00:17:38,906 --> 00:17:40,907
EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME.
IT'S BILL MEDLEY, BILL--
WHAT?
391
00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:42,008
WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF?
392
00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:44,378
SOMEBODY IN THE BAR
MIGHT WANNA HEAR THIS.
393
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:50,234
� YOU'VE LOST
THAT LOVIN' FEELIN' �
394
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:51,368
AHH.
395
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,573
ADMIT IT, SAM.
396
00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:57,792
HE WENT TO THE EXPENSE
OF FLYING
397
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,443
ONE OF THE
RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS
OUT HERE
398
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:02,395
JUST TO SING HER A SONG.
HE'S GOT TO BE SERIOUS.
399
00:18:02,463 --> 00:18:04,314
AH, IT'S PETTY CASH
TO A GUY LIKE COLCORD.
400
00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:06,300
I DON'T KNOW,
HE'S GOT HER OUT
ON A BOAT NOW.
401
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,269
I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT THAT?
402
00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:10,120
AND I KNOW WHY.
HE'S TAKING HER OUT THERE
TO DUMP HER,
403
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:12,889
YOU KNOW,
A QUICK BURIAL AT SEA.
404
00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:14,925
TRUST ME,
SHE'S PROBABLY SWIMMING BACK
RIGHT NOW,
405
00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:16,560
A LITTLE WETTER, BUT WISER.
406
00:18:20,264 --> 00:18:21,782
HE DID IT.
407
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,084
HE SAID IT.
408
00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:25,653
THOSE 3 LITTLE WORDS.
409
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,254
"WALK THE PLANK."
410
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,441
NO, SAM.
411
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,277
"I
412
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:34,478
"LOVE
413
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,547
YOU."
414
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,815
WOODY,
DOES ANYBODY HAVE
"I LOVE YOU?"
415
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,087
CLOSEST WE GOT HERE IS,
416
00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:45,689
"I'LL RESPECT YOU
IN THE MORNING."
CLIFF CLAVIN.
417
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:50,577
I'M JUST SO HAPPY.
418
00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:53,213
YOU KNOW, ALL I WANNA DO
IS CELEBRATE.
419
00:18:53,281 --> 00:18:54,631
COME ON, YOU GUYS,
YOU'RE MY PALS.
420
00:18:54,699 --> 00:18:56,433
COME ON,
LET'S GO HAVE FUN.
421
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:59,552
I DON'T KNOW, WE'RE REALLY
KIND OF SETTLED IN HERE
FOR THE EVENING, YOU KNOW?
422
00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:03,157
LITTLE WALLY'S PUP 'N' BURGER.
423
00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:05,408
I'M THERE.
WELL, HEY,
ALL RIGHTY.
424
00:19:05,476 --> 00:19:06,977
COME ON, SAMMY.
IT'LL BE A LOT MORE FUN
425
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,046
THAN THAT RED SOX DINNER
WOULD HAVE BEEN.
YEAH.
426
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,847
AND IT WON'T COST
$1,000 A PLATE.
427
00:19:10,915 --> 00:19:12,866
NO, LITTLE WALLY'S
DOESN'T HAVE PLATES.
428
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,835
THEY JUST SERVE
ON THOSE WAX PAPER THINGS.
429
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:17,304
YOU CAN SCRATCH
YOUR, UH, INITIALS IN
WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
430
00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:18,739
AND IF LITTLE WALLY
IS IN A GOOD MOOD
431
00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:20,307
YOU CAN SCRATCH
YOUR INITIALS IN HIM.
432
00:19:20,374 --> 00:19:21,691
(Norm)
IT'S GREAT.
433
00:19:22,677 --> 00:19:24,627
SAM, COME ON.
AREN'T YOU COMING?
434
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:27,064
UH, NO.
I THINK, YOU KNOW,
I BETTER WATCH THE BAR HERE.
435
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:29,332
BUT CARLA'S HERE,
AND WOODY'S HERE.
436
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,218
YEAH, I KNOW,
I--I SHOULD STAY, THOUGH.
437
00:19:31,285 --> 00:19:34,488
I MEAN, SOMEBODY MIXED
SOME FILBERTS IN
WITH THE WALNUTS,
438
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:36,206
AND I GOT TO
STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.
439
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,861
SAM?
440
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,329
YEAH.
441
00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:44,348
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
442
00:19:45,716 --> 00:19:47,801
ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?
443
00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:50,904
WELL, UH,
WHY WOULD I BE DISAPPOINTED?
444
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:53,390
WELL, I GUESS
I KIND OF THOUGHT
YOU WANTED ME.
445
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,375
[sighs]
446
00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:58,194
WHAT WOULD GIVE YOU
THAT IDEA?
447
00:19:58,262 --> 00:20:01,397
I DON'T KNOW.
A GUY HITS ON YOU
EVERY DAY
448
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:04,384
FOR 3 OR 4 YEARS,
YOU KIND OF START
TO TRUST IT.
449
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,674
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. MAYBE
I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.
450
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,275
[clears throat]
451
00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:14,894
I THOUGHT WE'D BE
COOL TOGETHER, YOU KNOW.
452
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:17,397
YOU KNOW,
GO OUT FOR A WHILE,
DO STUFF.
453
00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:21,418
AH, BUT WHAT THE HELL,
YOU KNOW?
454
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,971
WE'D PROBABLY END UP
NOT LIKING EACH OTHER'S STUFF.
455
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:27,441
YOU'D HAVE TO DO MY STUFF
FOR A WHILE,
AND I'D DO YOUR STUFF,
456
00:20:27,508 --> 00:20:28,942
AND OUR STUFF
WOULD GET ALL MIXED UP.
457
00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,009
[exclaims]
458
00:20:30,077 --> 00:20:31,111
[laughing]
459
00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:32,829
SAVES US A LOT OF
AGGRAVATION, HUH?
460
00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:34,164
YEAH.
461
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,916
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.
462
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:36,934
THANKS.
463
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,368
LET'S GO EAT.
OK.
464
00:20:41,956 --> 00:20:43,290
DO ME ONE FAVOR THOUGH,
WILL YOU?
465
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:44,524
SURE, WHAT IS IT?
466
00:20:44,592 --> 00:20:45,692
GO TO BED WITH ME.
467
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,361
OH, SAM,
YOU NEVER STOP.
468
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:49,897
I'M SORRY.
469
00:20:49,964 --> 00:20:51,932
IT'S IN MY GENES.
470
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,067
THAT'S WHERE
IT'S GONNA STAY.
YEAH.
471
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,306
HEY,
WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
472
00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:01,675
UH, REBECCA TOOK SOME
OF THE GUYS OUT TO DINNER.
473
00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:03,827
OH, GREAT.
THEY'RE ALL OFF AT DINNER
474
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,062
HAVING A GOOD TIME,
AND I'M STUCK HERE
475
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:07,998
WITH MY LITTLE
WALLY BURGER.
476
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:13,871
OH, NO. THEY SCREWED
MY ORDER UP AGAIN.
477
00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,672
LAST TIME
THEY FORGOT THE TOMATO.
478
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:19,777
THIS TIME THEY FORGOT
THE TOMATO, LETTUCE,
HAMBURGER, AND THE BUN.
479
00:21:22,213 --> 00:21:24,448
OH, SO, WHAT HAVE I GOT?
NOTHING.
480
00:21:33,808 --> 00:21:35,108
[door bells chiming]
481
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:37,594
(Norm)
OH, YEAH. REBECCA KNOWS
HOW TO THROW A PARTY, HUH?
482
00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:39,763
THIS HAS TO BE
MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT
IN THE WHOLE CITY.
483
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:40,964
(Cliff)
COME ON, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
484
00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:42,232
THE HUNGRY HEIFER
WAS YOUR FAVORITE.
485
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,051
YEAH, SURE. YOU KNOW,
486
00:21:44,118 --> 00:21:45,451
YOU GOT FOLKS
FROM OUT OF TOWN
OR SOMETHING,
487
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,271
YOU WANNA IMPRESS THEM,
YOU WANNA SIT DOWN,
MAYBE, YEAH.
488
00:21:47,338 --> 00:21:50,540
BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU JUST WANNA POWER DOWN
THE ANIMAL FAT, WALLY'S RULES.
489
00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:52,426
YEAH, ALL I KNOW
IS THAT I'M STUFFED,
490
00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:54,144
AND I COULDN'T EAT
ANOTHER BITE.
491
00:21:54,211 --> 00:21:57,414
I COULD USE
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO, UH,
SETTLE THE OLD STOMACH.
492
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,216
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT THERE?
493
00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:01,017
LET'S GO BY CHEERS.
ALL RIGHT,
CAPITAL IDEA.
494
00:22:01,169 --> 00:22:02,870
SURE, SURE, SURE.
495
00:22:02,937 --> 00:22:04,955
SO, YOU KNOW,
HOW COME I ONLY GOT
TO EAT ONE BURGER?
496
00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:08,024
(Norm)
IT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER.
497
00:22:08,092 --> 00:22:09,392
(Norm)
GUYS, GOODNIGHT.
498
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,061
BYE-BYE.
THANKS FOR COMING.
SEE YOU!
499
00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:16,066
OH, SAM. ISN'T THIS
A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT?
500
00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:18,936
YEAH. I ESPECIALLY LOVE
THE WAY THE NEON LIGHT
501
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:21,654
SHOWS UP
THAT GREASE STAIN
ON YOUR BLOUSE.
502
00:22:21,656 --> 00:22:23,524
THERE IS A GREASE STAIN.
503
00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:24,891
I'M GONNA LEAVE IT THERE
504
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:27,510
'CAUSE IT'LL REMIND ME
OF THIS PLACE
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
505
00:22:28,295 --> 00:22:29,613
IT'S STUPID, ISN'T IT?
506
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,016
I'M GONNA GO INSIDE
AND CLEAN IT OFF.
507
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:38,121
SAM, I KNOW THAT THIS
PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE
SOME DIVE TO YOU,
508
00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:40,356
BUT TONIGHT, TO ME,
IT LOOKS LIKE
509
00:22:40,424 --> 00:22:43,643
THE MOST WONDERFUL PLACE
IN THE WORLD.
510
00:22:43,711 --> 00:22:45,979
AND THIS IS WHERE
I FOUND OUT THAT
511
00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:49,766
I WAS ROBIN COLCORD'S
ONE AND ONLY.
512
00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:52,151
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
513
00:22:53,187 --> 00:22:54,537
DON'T TAKE TOO LONG.
514
00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:55,839
I WON'T.
515
00:23:00,695 --> 00:23:02,262
[giggling]
516
00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:06,399
THIS PLACE
IS NICE?
517
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:07,601
OH, YES. I BRING
A LOT OF
PEOPLE HERE,
518
00:23:07,669 --> 00:23:09,135
YOU'LL LOVE IT.
OK.
519
00:23:09,203 --> 00:23:10,353
HI, SAM.
520
00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:11,488
HELLO.
521
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:15,926
[door bells chiming]
522
00:23:16,627 --> 00:23:17,994
[Sam exclaiming]
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