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Hi, Sweetheart!
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Good morning, my little baby!
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Good morning, Sweetie.
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Oh!
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How did you sleep?
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Did you have good dreams? I bet you...
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Jesus Christ, Roger!
Why didn't you close the door?
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It all happened so very quickly, Kate.
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Disgusting.
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Aren't you trying to teach your kids
how to use the potty, hm?
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It'd be helpful to see a big
boy doing his thing, hey?
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Hello there, sweetie, hello!
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Ah... boy.
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Charlie, you want some peanut
butter on your toast, honey?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
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He can do it on his own, right?
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- Nothing wrong with him, hey?
- He's only four.
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Yeah, so?
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Wanna try it, hey, Charlie?
Like a big boy, huh?
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Come on, show them.
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That's it, come on, Charlie,
you can do it. Uh-oh!
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All right, you know what,
just give me this. Just let...
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- Just stop it!
- But-but... No, no, no!
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Will you just give him a chance?
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You know,
you'll break my heart if he grows up
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- to be a little pussy.
- Excuse me?
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Is that a nice thing to say
about your grandson?
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I'm sorry, but it's out of love.
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At some point he's gonna have
to learn to do things on his own.
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You better watch it,
or before you know it,
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you'll be spreadin' his 40-year
old ass cheeks to wipe his ass.
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Alright, you know what?
That is enough, Roger.
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Thank you. Nathan, sidebar?
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Yes. Yep.
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- Unbelievable.
- Good job.
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- I knew it. Unbelievable.
- There is nothing wrong...
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At the risk of sounding dramatic,
I am in hell here.
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I know, I know,
we've gotta get them outta here.
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Like, yesterday!
What is the plan, Foster?
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I've done some research,
and I've looked into some options
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for community living.
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Community living, what, like, a home?
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More like a nice place
for seniors to argue
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amongst themselves. Far away from us.
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Well, they can't afford that,
and neither can we.
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Oh, crap.
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See? Pussy.
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- We'll get the money.
- I will sell my hair.
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- You're up early.
- Yeah, I got promoted.
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To line cook.
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The stupid dishes can wash themselves.
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That's great.
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So when are you gonna
come by the restaurant?
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How's today?
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I was actually trying to
find a place to take Sean,
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the donor dad, for lunch.
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Well, this place is pure class.
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You know, people tuck in their shirts,
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they frickin' shake hands after meals,
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they got folders.
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- That sounds awesome.
- What's the occasion?
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Just taking some matters
into my own hands.
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Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Bye.
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Is that my best friend, Charlie?
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Oh hey, Forrest.
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Seriously, he's my best friend.
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He understands me, and you know what,
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- he doesn't judge me.
- That's very sweet,
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but I'm actually in a rush.
Do you mind just taking him?
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- Yeah.
- That would be great.
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Come on buddy, we're late!
Let's go make some pottery.
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So much fun! Bye, guys!
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Bye, Charlie, have a good day, honey!
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- No way.
- Way.
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Just a couple of parents
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dropping off their kids at camp, huh?
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So how's it going at the shop, Kate?
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- Good!
- Mhmm?
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You know, a little chaotic,
a little more work
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than I can stay on top of,
if I'm being honest,
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but, you know,
a bit of a one-woman show.
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- Vagina monologue, starring me.
- Oh, good lord.
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Sorry about that. Um, I just...
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could really use some help.
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Someone like you. You free?
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No seriously, are you free?
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Are you really trying to
offer me a job like this?
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I mean, what would you say if it was?
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I'd say it was poorly thought out,
and unprofessional.
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Sure, no, that makes sense. A mistake.
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Well, it was good to see you, Kate.
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You, too.
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Choo choo, Carlson!
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Hey Alice,
when are you gonna train next?
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You uh, you training for something?
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Please drive.
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All aboard!
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Are they making fun of my car?
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Or was-or was that sexual?
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Hey! That better not have been sexual!
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- Or about my car!
- Dad, please, let's go.
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Yeah.
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Okay, could you please set the table,
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and I'm gonna go get her bath started.
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What's for lunch?
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I don't know,
but seeing plates on the table
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will pressure me into a decision.
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Shit! Shit!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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I wanted to invite you here today to...
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apologize for occasionally
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being possessive of Bianca.
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We're navigating uncharted waters,
you know?
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Well, no, I totally get it.
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It's weird. The whole thing is weird.
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- It's okay.
- Yeah.
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Ah sorry, would you excuse me
for just one second?
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- Yeah.
- I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Oh shit, you really came!
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You can't be back here, though.
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Don't want one of your long-ass
hairs in the bouillabaisse.
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Okay, see that busboy?
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He just took Sean's glass off the table,
I need you to get it for me!
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I can get you a clean glass, you weirdo.
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No, no, no, no, no!
I'm trying to collect his DNA.
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Why?
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I don't think he's
really Solomon's father.
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If he's a bullshit artist,
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I'm gonna prove it. With science!
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Bro, say no more, I got you.
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- Really?
- Sit down. I got you.
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So how's your daughter doing?
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- It's Rhonda, right?
- Um.
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Yes, that's-that's right.
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How old is she again?
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Ah, ah.
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You know,
children are just such a blessing.
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And can I say what an honor it is
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to help bring some more into the world.
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It's Rhoda, actually,
and she's... she's four.
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She's four and a half.
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Oh, Rhoda.
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Aaaah!
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Suck it!
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Su...
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What the hell just happened?
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That's weird, it's not turning on.
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- Is it charged?
- Yeah, it's plugged in.
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Oh, there we go.
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"Welcome, set up your new computer?"
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What the fuck?
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- Where are my files?
- I'm sure it's fine.
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Something happened.
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Did you touch my computer?
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Alice.
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Where is my book?
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Did you save it to the cloud?
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No, I didn't save it
to any kind of a cloud!
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Alice, please tell me
you know where my book is.
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I'll eat cold food for a year.
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I'll never leave the house.
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You can-you can take my phone,
whatever you want!
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Why aren't you yelling?
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Please say something.
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So, we're trying
to strike a balance here
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between high performance,
and relaxation.
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- Preach.
- But it's not health food, right?
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- It's still a weed beer.
- Right, still weed beer.
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Okay, so Après drinkers are people
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who achieve big things,
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but need to turn their brain off.
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Right, like, what does Elon Musk,
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or Olympians do to unplug?
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Yeah, how do the champions chill?
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Yes, love it.
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- No, I don't like that.
- No.
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Uh, how do the legends let loose?
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Hmm, yes, that's it.
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- Ugh, I hate that.
- I hate it too.
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Wait.
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"How do the greatest minds unwind?"
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Oh, I like that.
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"The greatest minds unwind."
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Ouf! Let's get an athlete.
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Oh, well, now that you're on board,
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we can get the ball rolling.
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Yes, approved! Alright, Kate.
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Take all the time you need with this.
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- Great!
- Okay,
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and just get me all the materials
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as soon as humanly possible. Boom!
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- You got it.
- Good work!
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- Hey.
- Oh!
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- Mr. Greenwood.
- Ms. Foster.
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- Thank you so much for coming.
- Mhmm.
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You know, if you've come to
ask my son's hand in marriage,
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you should know that this morning,
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he asked me "how much taxes cost".
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So that would be your
problem to explain.
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Yeah, no thank you.
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I'm actually here to make
you an official offer.
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Hmm... see,
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the thing is, Kate,
I already got a pretty good gig.
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Ah.
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I know what day the bagels
show up on the coffee cart.
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My assistant knows how
to talk to my wife.
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- Hm.
- Why would I jump that ship?
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Well, I think you just said it.
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The best part of your job is bagel day?
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Do remember the time you closed
down the Bayview Extension
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for a downhill ski race?
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You know I still get
hate mail about that.
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That is the kind of
mayhem you can pull again,
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at... Kate Foster PR.
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I don't think you can afford me.
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How about you let me worry about that.
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Look, I'm working with Admiral
on their new weed beer.
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Weed beer?
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I gotta class up their
image before they launch.
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Make it sound like it's not
just for stoners and idiots.
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- That's right.
- Give it an air of elitism.
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You know, executive relaxation,
that kind of thing.
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- Look at you go.
- Admiral, that's no joke.
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What direction are you going in now?
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They wanna make a sponsorship
deal with an athlete.
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I don't currently have one on board,
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but I happen to know
that you... know plenty.
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I have to think about this.
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This offer expires in 24 hours.
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Really?
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Unless you need 48.
I could probably do that.
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Mr. Greenwood.
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Ms. Foster.
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Did it ever occur to you
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that I might have
already done a DNA test
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and a background check,
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before you decided to scalp
someone in a restaurant?!
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Dude, is she like, a cop?
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I'm not, but I wasn't gonna
let a complete stranger
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contribute to my son's education fund
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without first checking him out!
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I'm sorry, I... I'm not following.
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I opened an account in Solomon's name
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and Sean's already contributed $5,000.
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Is that enough to earn your trust?!
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Are you nuts?!
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You hardly even know this guy!
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Who knows what he wants!
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Bianca!
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In case you want it.
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So I mean, community living
gets like, a bad rap,
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but this place is kinda awesome.
255
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,615
Okay.
256
00:11:43,721 --> 00:11:45,965
Um, you were saying
something about room service?
257
00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:48,590
Well, each bed has a panic
button that alerts a nurse.
258
00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:50,392
So that's like a kind
of room service, right?
259
00:11:50,527 --> 00:11:52,327
Dear God!
260
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,522
We hear that a lot.
261
00:11:54,598 --> 00:11:56,164
- Give it!
- Buzz off!
262
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,799
- Oh.
- Right this way.
263
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:01,036
This is our Games Room.
264
00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:03,238
It's very popular.
265
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,622
One of our residents, Edie,
266
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,057
has gotten very into "The Sims."
267
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:09,339
She put a toilet in the living room.
268
00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:11,596
So we had a good laugh about that.
269
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:14,566
Do you like games, Mr. Foster?
270
00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:18,704
This an old folks home!
271
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,318
Well, we're all young at heart
around here!
272
00:12:21,398 --> 00:12:23,442
Yeah, where do you keep the coffins?
273
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,822
Oh, we don't keep any on site.
274
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,445
Uh, I don't think.
275
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:30,789
So here is a brochure that
outlines our various packages.
276
00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:32,116
Thank you.
277
00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:34,965
Wow, these rates are... very good.
278
00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:37,055
- This is all-inclusive?
- Mhmm.
279
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,703
It even includes Seafood Tuesday.
280
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:42,472
Do you like shrimp, Mrs. Foster?
281
00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,974
- Okay.
- Is he serious?
282
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:45,942
You bet I am.
283
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,664
We cannot leave them here.
This is a full-on nursing home.
284
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:50,868
Well, I'm sorry,
did you not hear the thing
285
00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:53,472
about Seafood Tuesday?
Because that is a deal.
286
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,540
Kate, they're still my parents.
287
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,743
I know, I'm sorry,
this place is a nightmare.
288
00:12:58,854 --> 00:13:00,223
Maybe there's another option.
289
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,813
Cable, wi-fi,
290
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,061
laundry, dishwasher,
291
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,551
ac, gas stove, the works.
292
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,255
- There's a nice view.
- Mhmm.
293
00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:12,557
Of a parking lot!
294
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,693
I'm sorry, Nathan, I can't do this.
295
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:17,895
I mean, the smell of the mildew
in this place is nauseating.
296
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,075
It smells like goat stew.
297
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,933
Yeah.
298
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,101
Look, I think you have to
see this as an opportunity
299
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,103
for a fresh start, Grampa Roger.
300
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,473
I mean, this place can be
anything you want it to be.
301
00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:31,376
But I'm perfectly good in
the spare room at your house.
302
00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:33,156
Roger, don't be a bastard.
303
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,446
You gonna let your wife
bully your parents like this?
304
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,049
- We're trying to help you.
- Hmm,
305
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,251
don't think I don't see
what's going on around here.
306
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,020
She's pulling all the strings,
and you're too much of a pussy
307
00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:43,855
to stand up for your mother and father.
308
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,258
Maybe that's where Charlie
gets it from, huh?
309
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:47,704
- Dad!
- Ah, here we go.
310
00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:49,928
Don't you dare blame Kate.
311
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,397
You played fast and loose
with your home and savings,
312
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,066
so you don't have a say.
313
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,044
Now we're letting you live
in this very nice apartment
314
00:13:57,079 --> 00:13:59,699
for free, and the only reason
that's even an option
315
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:01,406
is because of Kate's salary.
316
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,886
So you're gonna live here.
317
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,876
And maybe start showing
a little gratitude.
318
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,673
That's it! Do you understand?
319
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,461
Do you understand?
320
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,384
Yeah.
321
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,254
Good.
322
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,226
Don't fuck with pussies.
323
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,434
Okay, come on. You can do this.
324
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:32,073
You remember everything.
325
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,915
_
326
00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,454
Alice Carlson sign-up sheet?
327
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:57,862
Look at her go!
Daughter of the year.
328
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,197
Nailin' it!
329
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,631
Are you being bullied?
330
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,936
- What is this "sign-up sheet?"
- Mom, relax.
331
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,172
It's just a joke.
332
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,786
What kind of joke is "Anita Bustanutt?"
333
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,490
Sorry.
334
00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:15,613
Can you stop going through my stuff?
335
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:18,967
- Who made this?
- This is so you.
336
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,753
It's just supposed to be funny,
and you're making it weird.
337
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,755
Then what are they signing up for?
338
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:25,757
Ugh! You don't get it!
339
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,773
So I don't know what
this sign-up sheet is,
340
00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:43,780
but it is not a joke, she's lying to me.
341
00:15:43,815 --> 00:15:44,942
Without question.
342
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,911
I just feel like I'm losing her.
343
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,046
Listen, being shitty is her job.
344
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,916
Yours is to make sure she's
the right kind of shitty.
345
00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:54,319
Stop worrying about what Alice does,
346
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,254
worry about why she does it.
347
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,989
Well, how am I supposed
to pull that out of her?!
348
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,590
You don't.
349
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,259
If you want a squirrel
to become your pet,
350
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,794
you don't corner them.
351
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,729
You leave tiny little trail of nuts
352
00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:06,710
to the cage in your bedroom.
353
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,074
What... what I'm saying is,
354
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,588
- let her come to you.
- Okay.
355
00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:20,078
If you smother them,
they'll punch another hole
356
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,047
in your drywall,
and then have sex with that same hole.
357
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,785
Jesus Christ!
358
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:29,721
By the way,
is this outfit you taking my advice?
359
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,223
I take it back.
360
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,743
I know you're not
talking to me right now,
361
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,434
but I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
362
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,372
- What you did today was...
- Totally fucked.
363
00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:51,843
But I-I'm jealous,
I see how you are with Sean,
364
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:54,745
and I, I just-I don't wanna be replaced.
365
00:16:56,617 --> 00:16:59,217
If Solomon has two parents,
where do I fit in?
366
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:02,053
- He's not a parent.
- You really checked him out?
367
00:17:02,619 --> 00:17:05,933
Yes! He got a speeding ticket last year.
368
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:06,975
That's it?
369
00:17:06,994 --> 00:17:09,723
And he was arrested at a student protest
370
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:11,107
15 years ago.
371
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,708
He saw a cop try to tase a lady,
372
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,944
and he jumped in front of it.
373
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,402
- He tased himself?
- Hmm.
374
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,437
Oh, well then,
I really want to contribute.
375
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,905
You don't have to do that.
376
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:22,585
But I'm gonna match his donation.
377
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,654
No, I'm gonna beat it.
378
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:26,211
You're doing this right now?
379
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,463
Mhmm, $5,001.
380
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:30,748
Sent.
381
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,717
Password: "ponytail."
382
00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,754
- That's not funny.
- Well...
383
00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,559
it kinda is.
384
00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,371
You were very hot today.
385
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,772
- Really?
- Yeah.
386
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,042
Almost worth all the
money we're spending
387
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,310
just to watch you lay
down the law like that.
388
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,379
- Well, that's a plus, I guess.
- Mhmm.
389
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,920
I can't believe I'm never
gonna see your dad shit again.
390
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:14,125
That is not the image
that gets me in the mood.
391
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,372
Meet me in the bathroom in few seconds,
392
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,698
and keep... your clothes... on.
393
00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:34,946
It's called dressed shower sex.
394
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:37,081
I read about it online.
395
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,617
It's like being trapped in a monsoon,
396
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:40,919
- like, in a sexy way.
- Yeah.
397
00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,954
You gotta use your
imagination a little bit,
398
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,335
but it's like, picture we're like,
shipwrecked, you know?
399
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,592
- Okay.
- All like, cold and wet.
400
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,294
You know, or like, "The Notebook!"
401
00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:50,895
Remember "The Notebook?"
402
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,031
Like, those two were
big-time in love, right?
403
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,546
- Yeah.
- But also, soaked to the bone.
404
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,937
This is kind of gimmicky.
405
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,306
- Yeah.
- But I'm in!
406
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,641
- Yeah, right?
- I'm in!
407
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:04,842
- Are you into it?
- I'm-I'm in!
408
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,711
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like,
I'm like a mermaid,
409
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,713
who like, got beached,
410
00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:10,148
and you're like Eric,
411
00:19:10,207 --> 00:19:12,049
you're trying to drag me back to sea,
412
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,918
drag me back, drag me back.
413
00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:15,853
But my tail's too tight!
414
00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:19,124
I'm King Titan... Ariel!
415
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,226
- No, no, don't be my dad!
- Oh.
416
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,260
- Let's move on from this one.
- Okay.
417
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,262
It's like, "The Shape of Water."
418
00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:28,735
I'm like a,
I'm like a sexy fish monster.
419
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:31,736
Yeah, and I'm like the mute janitor.
420
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,042
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
421
00:19:35,077 --> 00:19:37,053
Look at my mascara, is it running?
422
00:19:37,077 --> 00:19:40,545
I'm like a wet rat that
needs to be punished.
423
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,881
I wanna punish this...
424
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,016
wet... rat.
425
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,218
I'm gonna come in there and punish you,
you... wet rat.
426
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,886
Get in here, what are you,
an exterminator?
427
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,555
Yeah. Mmm!
428
00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:58,430
Oh shoot, sorry. I'm so sorry.
429
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,343
You can't leave me shipwrecked, here!
430
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,233
I know, I know, I know, no,
keep it alive! Keep it alive.
431
00:20:02,808 --> 00:20:04,282
When you're ready, I'm right here!
432
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,685
- Mr. Greenwood.
- I'm in.
433
00:20:09,683 --> 00:20:10,742
You are?
434
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,177
Hell, if you really think
you can take me on
435
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,676
and still stay afloat,
how could I turn that down?
436
00:20:16,987 --> 00:20:19,175
I will make this work, I promise you.
437
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,419
And I got you an athlete,
438
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,933
Chris Gomes, the basketballer.
439
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,857
Let's talk tomorrow, okay?
440
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,192
Looking forward to it.
441
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,560
- Oh, Kate?
- Yeah?
442
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,639
My desk can't be anywhere near Rosie.
443
00:20:32,674 --> 00:20:33,731
I completely understand.
444
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,433
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
445
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,804
So uh, which Mr. Greenwood was that?
446
00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:42,118
Oh, uh, Richard.
447
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,941
I um...
448
00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:45,976
I may have hired him.
449
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,280
And offered him...
450
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,549
a good chunk of my salary.
451
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:52,784
You what?
452
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,420
Uh, do you want to get back
in the monsoon, or like...
453
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,024
we could try the rat thing again?
454
00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:01,004
No one's coming.
455
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,226
Well...
456
00:21:36,197 --> 00:21:38,071
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