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- Will and Grace is shot
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before a live studio audience.
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- [yawns]
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- Morning!
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- Morning.
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What did you do?
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- I bought you a present.
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- Grace...
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Grace!
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- I wanted to surprise you.
I...
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[yelps]
I... I installed it myself...
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- I can see that!
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Did you turn off
the main water line?
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- No.
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- Did you turn off
the dishwasher?
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- No.
- Did you do anything?
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- I came to get you.
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- Go grab towels!
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I ca...
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Look, I say this with love,
but...
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Sometimes living with you
is like being stuck
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inside an episode
of "I Love Lucy."
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- Well, yeah,
'cause I'm the kooky redhead
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everyone loves, and you're
the guy who overreacts
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to every little thing I do.
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- You're comparing me to Ricky?
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Oh, I'll take that
as a compliment.
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He was always my favorite.
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- That's 'cause
you had a crush on him.
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- I mean, sure,
he's the origin story
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of my love of men with black
hair and a high-waisted pant.
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But, my favorite,
because Desi was just as much
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of a genius as Lucy was,
except that everything he did,
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he did to make her shine.
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Anyway, it's not
a perfect analogy.
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I mean, we're not married.
I'm not Cuban.
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There's no Fred and Ethel
popping in.
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- Hey, neighbors.
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- Oh, look, Jackie.
Will finally gave Grace a bath.
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- Wait, does this mean
you're not making us breakfast,
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because that's kind of
the only reason we're here.
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- Sorry, Fred and Ethel.
Kitchen's kind of closed.
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- I knew the health department
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would shut this place
down eventually.
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- Fred and Ethel?
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- We were having a whole
"I Love Lucy" discussion.
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Will is obviously a Ricky.
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- Oh, Will is totally a Ricky.
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- And I think we all know
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who the Lucy is.
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- Totally.
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[together] It's me.
You?
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That's crazy.
I'm Lucy.
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- Aye, aye, aye.
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[upbeat trumpet and piano music]
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♪
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[old-timey trumpet music]
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- Lucy!
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- Is that you, sweetie-pie?
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Oh, gee, I'm glad you're home.
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How about a great big...
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I'll see you later.
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- Lucy.
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Come here.
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- What's the matter?
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- I stopped by the bank
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on the way home
and they showed me this:
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your check to the beauty parlor.
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- But I write a check to
the beauty parlor every month.
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- Yes, I know that,
but they don't always have
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a little note on the back
like this one.
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"Dear Teller, be a lamb,
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and don't put this through
till next month."
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- [groans]
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That's why they
call them "tellers."
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They go around blabbing
everything they know.
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- Lucy.
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Do you realize how tough it is
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for a guy to make
a buck these days?
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You think that the money
grows on trees?
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- No.
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- Well, we'll see you later.
Come on, Fred.
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- No, no. No, no.
Come on, come in, sit down.
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- No, thanks.
I went to the fights last night.
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- Fred, please.
Come in, will you?
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- Come in, Ethel.
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- Fred, tell me something,
would you?
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How often is Ethel's
checking account overdrawn?
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- Never.
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- Never?
How do you manage that?
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- It's easy.
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I never had enough money
at one time
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to open a checking account.
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- [laughs]
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- What?
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She spends money like I was
printing it in the basement.
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- "Printing it in the basement."
[scoffs]
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- Let's face it, Rick.
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When it comes to money,
there are two kinds of people:
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the earners and the spenders,
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or as they are
more popularly known,
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husbands and wives.
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- Yeah, brother,
if they had to make the dough,
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they would think twice
before spending it that fast.
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- Yeah.
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- Holding down a job
is a lot more difficult
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than lying around the house
all day long.
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- Lying around the house?
Is that all you think we do?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, now,
let's face it, Rick.
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Every once in a while,
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they get up and play Canasta.
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- What's so tough
about earning a living?
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- Yeah.
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- Have you ever done it?
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- No, but I could.
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- [laughs]
I'd like to see you try.
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- Okay.
I will.
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- You will?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, this I gotta see.
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- Honey, what is this?
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- Okay, Joe.
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I'm ready to rehearse
the commercial.
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Stuff any good?
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- Well, it ought to be.
It's got everything in it...
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Meat, vegetables,
minerals, vitamins,
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alcohol 23%.
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Alcohol 23%?
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- I'm Ross Elliot, the director.
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Let's run through it.
- Yes, sir.
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- Now, you stand
right over here.
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And remember,
be bright and vivacious.
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- Yes, sir.
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Hello, friends.
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I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
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Are you tired,
run-down, listless?
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Do you poop out at parties?
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Are you unpopular?
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The answer to all your problems
is in this little bottle.
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- Now, you pick up the bottle.
- Oh.
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- Little higher.
That's right.
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- The answer
to all your problems
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is in this little bottle.
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Vitameatavegamin.
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Vitameatavegamin
contains vitamins, meat,
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vegetables, and minerals.
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Yes, with Vitameatavegamin,
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you can spoon your way
to health.
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All you do is take
a tablespoon after every meal.
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- Now, you take some.
- Oh.
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It's so tasty, too.
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Just like candy.
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- No, no, no, no.
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Look, you're supposed
to like the stuff.
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You've got to smile
and be happy.
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Now try it again.
- Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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It's so tasty, too.
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- Nope, once more.
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- [sighs]
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[sighs]
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It's so tasty, too.
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It's just like candy.
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- That's going to be fine.
Go ahead.
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- Okay.
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So, why don't you
join the thousands
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of happy-peppy people,
and get a great big bottle
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of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow.
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That's Vita-meata-vegamin.
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- Well,
now you've got the feeling.
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Now, I'd like to try it
once more, only this time,
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faster and brighter.
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- Faster and brighter.
Okay.
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[hiccups]
Oh.
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Well, pardon... pardon me.
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- From "It's so tasty, too."
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- It's so tasty, too.
Yes, sir.
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It's so tasty, too.
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Just like candy.
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You know, this stuff
tastes pretty good
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once you get used to it.
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- Yes, I know,
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but would you go ahead, please?
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It's so tasty, too.
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- Oh.
Okay.
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It's so tasty, too.
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So...
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So, uh...
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I don't where to start unless
I begin at the beginning.
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- All right,
start at the beginning.
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- Oh, thank you.
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[exhales]
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Hello, friends.
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I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
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Are you tired,
run-down, listless?
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Do you poop out at parties?
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Are you unpopular?
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The answer to all your problems
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is in this bittle lottle...
Uh, little bottle.
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- Are you feeling all right?
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- Oh, I feel fine.
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- Would you mind trying it
just once more, please?
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- [drowsily] Oh, no, sir.
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It's perfectly all right.
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- Now, we're going
to time it this time.
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Are you ready?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Go.
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- You know, you're awfully nice.
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- Thank you.
Would you go ahead, please?
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- Hmm.
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Well, I'm your
Vitaveatavegavac girl!
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Are you tired,
run-down, listless?
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Do you pop out at parties?
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Are you unpoopular?
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Well, are you?
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The answer to all your problems
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is in this little old bottle.
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[slurring]
Vitameatavegamin.
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That's it.
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Vitameatavegamin contains
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vitamins, meat,
megetables, and vinnerals.
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You have to take a whole
tablespoon after every meal.
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[vibrant trumpet music]
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.
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- Look at me.
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I went as Lucy
for Halloween last year.
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- So did I.
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- Grace also attempted
a "Slutty Lucy" in college
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that ended in tears.
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- So did I.
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- Well, have either of you
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ever fought an Italian woman
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in a giant vat of alcohol?
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Because I have, many times.
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And that's all Lucy ever did!
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- That was one episode.
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- Yeah?
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Well, that's the only one I ever
saw, and that's all she did.
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[old-timey trumpet music]
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- Lucy!
- Is that you, sweetie-pie?
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[humming tune]
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How's about a great big...
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I'll see you later.
- Lucy.
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I stopped by the bank
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and they showed me your check
to the beauty parlor.
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"Dear Teller, be a lamb,
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and don't put this through
till next month."
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- That's why
they call them "tellers."
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They go around blabbing
everything they know.
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- Lucy, do you realize
how tough it is
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for a guy to make
a buck these days?
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You think that money
grows on trees?
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- Well, we'll see you later.
- Yeah.
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I went to the fights last night.
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- Fred, Fred.
Come in, please, will you?
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Tell me something.
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How often is Ethel's
checking account overdrawn?
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- Never.
- Never?
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- I never had enough money
to open a checking account.
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00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,125
- [laughs]
262
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,127
- There are two kinds of people:
263
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,694
the earners and the spenders,
264
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,044
or as they are
more popularly known
265
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:40,134
as husbands and wives.
266
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,720
- Holding down a job
is a lot more difficult
267
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,964
than lying around the house
all day long.
268
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,574
- Well, every once in a while,
269
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:49,230
they get up to play Canasta.
270
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,363
- What's so tough
about earning a living?
271
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:58,195
- Yeah, I could do it.
272
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,981
- [laughs]
I'd like to see you try.
273
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,765
- Okay.
I will.
274
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,115
- This, I gotta see.
275
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,205
[old-timey trumpet music]
276
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,564
Tu!
277
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:32,360
[grapes squelching]
278
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,884
- [groans]
279
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,241
[giggles]
280
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,695
- [speaking Italian]
281
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,658
- [labored breathing]
282
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,186
- No, I'm-a pooped.
283
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,622
- [speaking Italian]
284
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,936
- [groans]
285
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,775
[sighs]
286
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,472
- [grunts]
287
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:46,042
[both grunting]
288
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,391
- [yells]
289
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,003
- [grunting]
290
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,878
[both grunting]
291
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,015
- [sighs]
- [yells]
292
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,931
[old-timey trumpet music]
293
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,154
.
294
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,895
- There's no way anyone
295
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,245
would compare you to Lucy
over me.
296
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,986
You don't even have red hair.
297
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,467
- Well, in fairness...
- It used to be natural.
298
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,862
- Uh, cello?
299
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,100
How can either of you say that
300
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,473
you're more like Lucy than I am?
301
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:28,911
Always getting into hijinks,
married to a Latin hunk,
302
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,131
adorable in a polka dot dress
with a capped sleeve.
303
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,785
- Oh, great.
304
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:37,180
Now we have to say
that a boy can be Lucy, too?
305
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,790
What's next?
Equal rights?
306
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,836
It's madness!
307
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,012
[old-timey trumpet music]
308
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,667
- Lucy!
- Is that you, sweetie-pie?
309
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,496
Oh, gee, I'm glad you're...
310
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,890
[groans]
311
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,936
- Lucy, I stopped by the bank.
312
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,503
"Dear Teller, be a lamb,
313
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,505
and don't put this through
till next month."
314
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,377
- That's why
they call them "tellers."
315
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,032
- Do you think
money grows on trees?
316
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,692
- Went to the fights last night.
317
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,477
- Fred, come in, please.
318
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,785
How often is Ethel's
checking account overdrawn?
319
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,134
- Never.
320
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,831
- Holding down a job
is difficult.
321
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,225
- Canasta.
[sniffs]
322
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,488
- Earning a living.
- I could do it.
323
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,620
- Ha!
324
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,404
- I will.
325
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,884
- This, I gotta see.
326
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,538
[bright trumpet music]
327
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,714
- All right, girls.
328
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,934
Now, listen carefully.
329
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,937
This is the wrapping department.
330
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,416
- Yes, ma'am.
331
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,245
- Now, the candy will pass by
on this conveyor belt,
332
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,725
and continue on
into the next room
333
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,857
where the girls will pack it.
334
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,382
Your job is to take
each piece of candy,
335
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,166
wrap it in one of these papers,
336
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,995
and then put it back
on the belt.
337
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,518
Do you understand?
338
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,957
- Yes, sir... yes, ma'am.
- Yes, ma'am.
339
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,046
- Let it roll!
340
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,660
Let it roll!
341
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,010
Well, wait here.
342
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,143
Somebody's asleep at the switch.
343
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,798
- [sighs]
- What are you doing up here?
344
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,018
I thought you were downstairs
boxing chocolates.
345
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,846
- Oh, they kicked me
out of there fast.
346
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,239
- Why?
347
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,806
- Kept pitching them
to see what kind they were.
348
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,156
- All right, girls.
349
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,332
This is your last chance.
350
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,074
If one piece of candy
gets past you
351
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:31,077
and into the packing room
unwrapped, you're fired.
352
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,426
- Yes, ma'am.
353
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,732
- Let it roll!
354
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,692
[conveyor belt whirring]
355
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,404
- Well, this is easier.
356
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,146
- Yeah.
We can handle this all right.
357
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:13,423
- Listen, Ethel,
I think this is, uh...
358
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,035
I think we're fighting
a losing game!
359
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,571
Here she comes.
360
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,849
- Fine!
361
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,330
You're doing splendidly.
362
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,462
Speed her up a little!
363
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:58,077
[whimsical music]
364
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:05,606
.
365
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,390
- Plus, Lucy was desperate
366
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,610
to get her big break
in show biz and...
367
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,960
Well, I got mine many years ago
368
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,310
when I got the part
of "Terrified Man"
369
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,833
in an episode
of "Silk Stockings."
370
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,967
I can relate to her struggle.
371
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,534
- There's only one way
to solve this.
372
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,363
- Agreed,
and while I've never wrestled
373
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:27,062
with a gay man and a pregnant
woman at the same time,
374
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,238
I've always wanted to.
375
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,719
- No, I mean, ask Ricky.
376
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,157
Which one of us would you say
377
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,464
is your Lucy?
378
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,813
And keep in mind,
379
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,120
I have pictures of you
in shorteralls.
380
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,948
- And I have pictures of you
381
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,690
trying to rock a mustache
for Movember.
382
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,172
- And I stopped caring
an hour ago,
383
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,610
but I still wanna know
just 'cause.
384
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,265
- You're all my Lucy.
385
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,138
Grace and I share a home,
but we sleep in separate beds.
386
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,227
Karen's always up
to something I disapprove of.
387
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,098
Jack spends all my money.
388
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,752
Plus I... I am constantly
cleaning up
389
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,145
after all your messes.
390
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,711
- No, you're not.
391
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,671
- He literally just
cleaned up your mess.
392
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:14,153
- From a present
I thoughtfully bought.
393
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,417
- Which you were too cheap
to hire someone to install.
394
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,419
- I was about to say
the nice part.
395
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,638
Can I say the nice part, please?
396
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,206
When I was a kid,
I wanted to be Ricky.
397
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,688
Because he got to live
with Lucy.
398
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,646
This guy is so lucky,
399
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,970
'cause he gets to spend his life
400
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,736
with someone like that.
401
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,696
Well, I got him beat.
402
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,437
'Cause I got three of you
in my life.
403
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,135
And even better,
404
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,745
my kid'll have that too.
405
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,750
- Pretty lucky kid.
- Mm.
406
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,319
- I wish I was that kid.
407
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,105
But still Lucy.
408
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,759
But also Ricky.
409
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,286
- You almost brought a tear
to my eye, you old homo.
410
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,809
[romantic music]
411
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,420
- I love you, Lucys.
412
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,422
♪ I love Lucy
413
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,642
♪ And she loves me
414
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,122
♪
415
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:15,779
♪ We're as happy
as two can be ♪
416
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:19,000
♪ Sometimes we quarrel,
but then ♪
417
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,567
[chuckles]
418
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:23,874
♪ How we love
making up again ♪
419
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:28,009
♪ Lucy kisses like no one can
420
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:31,839
♪ She's my missus
and I'm her man ♪
421
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:35,582
♪ And life is heaven,
you see ♪
422
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,758
♪ 'Cause I love Lucy
423
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,890
- ♪ Oh, he loves Lucy
424
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,762
- ♪ Yes, he loves Lucy
425
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,633
- ♪ Yes, he loves Lucy
426
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:47,289
- ♪ And Lucy loves me
427
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,335
[together]
♪ 'Cause I love Lucy
428
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,901
♪ Yes, I love Lucy
429
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,730
♪ And Lucy
430
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:57,821
♪ Loves me
431
00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:04,915
♪
432
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:08,179
[old-timey trumpet music]
433
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,312
♪
434
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,140
- Husbands and wives.
435
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:25,327
♪
436
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,850
- I need a nail.
437
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,336
- What?
She spends money like she...
438
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,685
What?
439
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,478
- Can we go back?
Sorry.
440
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,349
- What?
441
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:52,223
- I'm... I'm gonna try that again.
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