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Okay, we're almost there.
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[grunts]
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Calvin,
how you doing on your side?
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I'm good.
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[exhales]Oh.
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Whoa! What's that?
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I have no idea.
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It just got delivered
from my Grandpa Ed.
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Well, it's not complainingabout my cooking,
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so it can't beGrandma Jean.
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All right, well, Calvin,help me open this thing up.All right.
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[both grunt]
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[Gemma gasps]
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, cool! It's Rudolph!
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So, just to be clear,
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this is not your grandmother?
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I can't believe it.
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He gave me his
moose head.
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Why would your grandfather
send you that?
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It looked so good in Michigan
where I couldn't see it.
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He must've remembered how much
I love this thing. You know,
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I was actually with him
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when he brought this
magnificent beast down.
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I didn't knowyou used to hunt.
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Oh, I didn't. We were
driving to mini golf,
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and he hit it
on Route 43.
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I know how you feel, buddy.
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I never saw Dave coming, either.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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[chuckles]:
What's up, Dave?
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You taking your moose
for a walk?
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Yeah, you know,
I was gonna put it up,
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but Gemma and I talked it over
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and agreed it should go
in the garage.
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Oh. Well, I guess we know
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who wears the antlers
in your house.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means you got run over
worse than that moose did.
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You know, Gemma and I
are equal partners.
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We make all of our
decisions together.
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[chuckles] Let me tell yousomething about marriage, Dave.
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Someone always makesthe decisions.
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And if you don't knowwho that is, it ain't you.
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Come on. That is
just another one
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of your old-fashioned
relationship theories,
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like how the husband
can't be the little spoon.
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Trust me, Dave.
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Gemma's manipulating you.
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You watch.
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The next time you makea decision, you'll see.
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She's callingall the shots.
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That's where you're wrong.
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Being the little
spoon was myidea.
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All I'm saying, if this
were my moose head,
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it would be up on
my wall right now
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no matter who didn't like it.
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Well, in that case,
do you want it?
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No, thank you.
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If I wanted some big, goofy face
in my living room,
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I'll invite you over.
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Oh, hey, babe.Hey.
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Junk.
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Junk.
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"Save the children."
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Junk.
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Oh.
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[chuckles]:
Oh.What?
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Tina, our accountant
finished our taxes.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh,
are we getting a refund?
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Hold-hold on now,
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'cause this could
go either way.
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You're right. You're right.Come on, come on.
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Lord...
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everything we haveis because of you.
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So please don't make us shareany of it with the government.
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Amen.[stammering]
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A-A-And, Lord,
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you know I was just playing
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about not saving
the kids, right?
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Amen.Amen.
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Okay.
All right.
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Ooh, baby, open it.
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Okay.Oh...
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Oh...
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we gettin' a refund!
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[yells] Ha ha!
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Check it out, babe.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.Look at that.
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And it's even gota comma in it.
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You know what that means, right?
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You bet I do.
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BOTH:
Money dance! Money dance!
Money dance!
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Money dance!Money dance!
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Ah, oh! Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it.
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Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it.
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Get it. Hey!
[laughs]
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You know, stuff like this
is the reason
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I never have my friends
come over.
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Don't hate, Malcolm.
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Your mom and I just found out
we getting a fat tax refund.
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Yeah, that's great, Pop.
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Maybe you can use
some of that money
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for the therapy I'm gonna need
after seeing this.
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Calvin, this is way morethan last year.
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What are we gonnaspend it on?
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It is a lot, babe.
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You know, maybe we can getthat thing that we talked about.
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Mm, you're right.
Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
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Oh, what y'all gonna get?
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A massage chair.A trip to Italy.
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Calvin, I've wanted to go toItaly for years; you know that.
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Babe, a trip to Italy
will be over in a week.
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I can eat spaghetti in my
massage chair forever.
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I'm not gettinga massage chair.
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And I'm not going to Italy.
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I don't know why tax season
gets such a bad rap.
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This is fun.
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Oh, hey, honey.How was work?
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Rough.
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I had to fire our Latin teacher.
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Really? Why?
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Turns out she doesn't
speak Latin.
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For the last six monthsshe's just been making up words.
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I'm exhausted. What do you say
we order dinner in?
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Oh, yeah. What should we get?
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I don't care. You pick.
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You know, Italian
sounds good to me.
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Mm, perfect.
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Although, Chinese
sounds good, too.
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Okay, then let's do Chinese.
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Good choice, sweetie.
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Whatever makes you happy.
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So, you want to watch
something tonight
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after Grover goes to bed?
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Oh, yeah, there's thisnew documentary
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that I really want to check out.
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Great.
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Unless you're more in the mood
for a romantic comedy.
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Sure.
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Yay. Let's do that, then.
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Uh...
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You know, summer's coming up,
and, uh,
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we should really decide
what camp to send Grover to.
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Good thinking. Is there one
that you're leaning towards?
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I don't know, is...
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is there one you're
leaning towards?
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Honestly, I haven't had time
to give it much thought.
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Well, I was thinking
soccer camp.
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Then soccer camp it is.
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Really?
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Yeah. Totally.
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All right.
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Although maybe art camp
would be fun.
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Terrific.
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Good choice, sweetie.
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I love it when
you take control.
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What's up, Pop?
What's that?
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It's a gift basket
for your mother.
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It's my way of telling her
we're going to Italy.
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All right, check you out, Pop,being a good husband,
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taking your wife on her trip.
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Oh, I'm a great husband.Yeah.
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But we ain't going nowhere.
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I'm getting my massage chair.
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Wait, say what?
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It's simple.
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See, when she sees that
I put what she wants
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above what I want,
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she'll feel way too guilty
to accept the trip,
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and tell me to get
my massage chair.
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It's like they say:
guilty wife, happy life.
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Hey, who's that for?
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Aha. This is for you.
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It's my way of telling you
that we are going to Italy.
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The real one.
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Not the little one downtown.
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Oh, my God, are...are you serious?
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Am I really going to Italy?
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Would I lie to you?
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You and I are going to roam
around Rome
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and get it on in Milan.
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Well, baby, what aboutyour massage chair?
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Eh, you know, the more
I thought about it,
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I just didn't feel right puttingwhat I want over what you want.
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No...
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I'm just not that guy.
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Malcolm, can you believethis man?!
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No.
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Both of you need to stop. Okay?
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Especially you, Malcolm.
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Baby, you know what,this is so sweet of you, but...
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I can't accept these.
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What?
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Why ever would you say
such a thing?
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Because if we went to Italy,
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the whole time,I'd feel guilty
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because you gave upwhat you wanted for me.
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[sighs]
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Do you think you canreturn the tickets?
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I don't know, babe,
uh... Oh, yeah.
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Look at there. Looks like I didget the refundable ones, so...
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Oh. Great. Great.
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And, baby, you know what?
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I want you to take that money,
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and you get yourselfthat massage chair.
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Massage chair?Yeah.
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What? Oh, that. No.
[scoffs]
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Yes. Yes! Yes.
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That. Because you deserve it.
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Well, Pop, I hope
you're proud of yourself.
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I am.
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Because the gift basket is
refundable, too.
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Hey, sweetie, we're--
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Holy moly!
That's the moose head.
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Oh, hey, guys.
What do you think?
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I think it's awesome.
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We have something dead
on our wall.
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Ha. You got that right, bud.
And more good news.
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We're having Italian
for dinner.
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And you knowwhat the best part is?
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No matter where you are,
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it always feelslike he's looking at you.
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Sweetie,
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could I talk to Dadfor a minute?
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Can I have ice cream
while you talk?
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Sure.Take your time.
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Dave, what the
hell is going on?
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I thought we decided that the
moose was going in the garage.
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You know,here's the truth.
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Last night, I realizedsomething about the way
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that you and Imake all of our decisions.
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What's that?Well...[exhales]
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that you make all
of our decisions.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, I-I don't know if you're
conscious of this or not,
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but when you want something,
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you can be a little...
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manipulative.
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[scoffs]
Oh, come on.
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I don't think
you mean that.
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You just did it right there!
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Okay, if I'm so "manipulative,"
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then why do I always ask you
for your opinion?
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I honestly don't know.
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But think about it.
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You know, whether it'swhat's for dinner
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or Grover's summer camp,
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you ask me what I want
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and then you pickwhatever you wanted all along.
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Dave, you're
being ridiculous.
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Maybe I am.
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But you know what?
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I like the moose head.
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And since you care so much
about myopinion,
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I say it stays.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh. Look at that.
261
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,591
That's our Italian.
262
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,943
Ooh, yeah.
263
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,249
That's right.
264
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,686
Get on up in there.
Don't be shy.
265
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,428
[chuckling]
266
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,430
Let's see if we can take it up
a level with, uh...
267
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,476
[buzzing]Ooh, vibration.
268
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:22,437
[vibrating chuckle]
269
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,439
Man, you're stillin that thing?
270
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,527
Hell yeah.
271
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,181
[chuckles]
272
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,922
The only downside is
273
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,142
I'm vibrating so hard,
I see two of you.
274
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,145
Well, I can't believe you're
okay fooling Mom like this.
275
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,973
What kind of a husband
does that?
276
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,062
A good one.
277
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,498
You know,
278
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,152
not every man cares enough
279
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,459
to trick his wife
into being happy.
280
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,072
Okay, well,I will see you guys later.
281
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,334
All right. Where you going?
282
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,510
Well, I'm gonna pop
over to see Gemma,
283
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,729
then head to the market.
284
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,384
I am making you
a special dinner tonight.
285
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,559
What's the occasion?
286
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,821
You are.
287
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,259
You know,you giving up your massage chair
288
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,000
just to make me happy
just reminded me
289
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,568
of how lucky I am
to have a husband like you.
290
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,181
Oh.
291
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,054
Wow, Pop.
292
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,796
Look how selflessMom is being.[chuckles]
293
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,580
She must've learned that
from you.
294
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,191
[kiss]
I'll see you later.
295
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,154
How you feel now?
296
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,590
Terrible.
297
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,853
I'm sitting in a massage chair.
298
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,899
I'm getting a special dinner.
299
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,379
My wife loves me.
300
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,687
Why does everything
happen to me?
301
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,647
Hey, Tina.Hey, girl.
302
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,040
I just stopped by to--
303
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,390
Damn, Gemma!
304
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:50,264
Why is there a cow on your wall?
305
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,441
Dave insisted on putting it up.
306
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,095
If there was
any room next to it,
307
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,618
I'd put his head up there.
308
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,142
Well, if you
hate it so much,
309
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,840
then tell him
to take it down.
310
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:04,800
I did, and he accused me
of being manipulative.
311
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,975
Oh, wow.
312
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,021
So he figured it out.
313
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,589
Figured what out?
314
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,722
That you manipulate
him sometimes.
315
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:14,897
I do not.
316
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,159
[scoffs]
It's okay, Gemma.
317
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,682
All good wives do.
318
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,860
It's how we let our husbands
think they're in charge.
319
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,558
You know what they say--
320
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,777
sneaky wife, happy life.
321
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,128
[chuckles]
That's ridiculous.
322
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,520
No, it's not.
323
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,914
In fact,
I am manipulating Calvin
324
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,568
right now.
325
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,917
You are?
326
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,702
Yeah. He tried to be slick
with our tax refund,
327
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,836
but I saw his ass coming.
328
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,230
Right now, he's
in his brand-new massage chair
329
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,014
feeling like
the worst husband ever.
330
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,016
And the only thing that's
gonna make him feel better
331
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,235
is taking me to Italy.
332
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,976
Home of Pinocchio,
333
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,717
another puppet
who thought he was a real boy.[scoffs]
334
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,069
Tina,that's terrible.Mm.
335
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,941
Do you think
it would work for me?
336
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,944
Nah. At this point, there's
only one thing you can do.
337
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,773
You got to find something
that he hates just as much
338
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,297
as you hate
that stupid thing.
339
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,952
Well, there is one thing
he absolutely hates
340
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,172
more than anything in the world.
341
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,347
See? There you go.
342
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,436
Now you're thinking
like a good wife.
343
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,828
[chuckles]
344
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,659
[mutters]:Just put that over there.
345
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,620
Hey, what are you guys doing?
346
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,014
Pop had a change of heart.
347
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,670
Yeah, I'm returning the chair.
348
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,716
What?!
349
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:38,502
I changed my mind, babe.
I'm taking you to Italy.
350
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,244
Oh... Whoa, whoa.
351
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:45,161
[laughs]: Now, t-this is comingout of left field.
352
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:48,121
You know, I just couldn't
accept this chair
353
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,472
knowing that you gave up
what you wanted for me.
354
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,996
Aw.
355
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,565
Baby, I don't, I don't think
you should be doing this.
356
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,307
Tina, I'm in charge here.
357
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,008
And we are going to Italy.
358
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,054
Okay.
359
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,012
Uh-huh.
360
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,449
You know I love a man
who's in control.
361
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,451
Mm-hmm.[laughs]
362
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,237
Ooh! Oh, I am so excited.
363
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,327
I'm-a put these groceries away
and then book that hotel.
364
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,763
I mean, look at hotels.
365
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,727
That's a good woman
right there, boy.
366
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,258
[shouts]
367
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,829
Gemma!
368
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,267
Hey, sweetie, what's up?
369
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,182
What is your aunt's
creepy doll collection
370
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,400
doing down here?
371
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,402
Well, I was up in the attic
372
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,404
and I came across themand I thought,
373
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,798
"These would look great
in the living room," you know?
374
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,062
You know that these dolls
freak me out.
375
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,716
Are you honestly gonna tell me
that at least half of them
376
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,065
didn't kill their owners?
377
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,067
Well, they're not going anywhere
378
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,851
until you takethat thing down.
379
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,072
Okay, all right.
Nice try, Gemma.
380
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,641
But it's not gonna work, becauseyou made a classic mistake.
381
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,643
What?You brought dolls
382
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,037
to a moose fight.
383
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,477
If you think I made a mistake,you must have forgotten about...
384
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,046
...Eleanor.
385
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,483
[whispers]:
Eleanor.
386
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:33,052
I'd be careful what you say
in front of her, Dave.
387
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,490
You know how mad she gets.
388
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,840
Gemma, I'm serious.
I'm not afraid to hit a doll.
389
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,975
DOLL [laughs]:
Whee, let's play!
390
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,499
No!
391
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,460
Uh-oh, Dave.
392
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,854
You hurt
Eleanor's friend.
393
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,509
You better keep an eye out.
394
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,511
Just like she does.
395
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,991
Gemma, I'm not takingthat moose head down.
396
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,602
What was that? Oh.
397
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,821
Well, Eleanor told me
she's afraid of it,
398
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:08,087
so she's gonna have
to sleep with us.
399
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:15,877
Fine!
400
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,185
Fine! I'll takethe moose head down.
401
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,187
Thank you.
402
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,841
Yeah, but just so you know,I'm n-- I'm not making this up.
403
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,235
You make all
the decisions for us.
404
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,845
That is not true.
405
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,805
Yes, it is. Name one decision
that I've made around here.
406
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,807
You picked the TV.
407
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,809
Nope. I wanted a bigger screen.
408
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:37,028
Okay. You picked the couch.
409
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,378
No, I wanted leather.
410
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,120
You said that I could
sit on my baseball glove.
411
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,905
Okay, well,
412
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,211
what about this tacky lamp?
413
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,647
You must have picked that.
414
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,736
That was a wedding gift
from your mother.
415
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,307
I actually kind of like it.
416
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,917
Oh, my God.
417
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,138
Do I really make
all the decisions for us?
418
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,618
Sometimes I wonder
if I even picked little spoon.
419
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,102
Oh, sweetie.
420
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,627
I had no ideaI was doing that to you.
421
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,412
I am so sorry.
422
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:16,024
It-It's okay, I-I didn't
realize you were, either.
423
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,635
[sighs]
That's how good you are.
424
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:22,117
Okay, well, now that I know,
I promise
425
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,511
to do a better job
of listening to you.
426
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,121
Thank you.
427
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,342
And you promise not to put anymore severed heads on our wall?
428
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,564
I'll try.[laughs]
429
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,916
Okay, I'll put the dolls away.
430
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,224
All right. I'm gonna start
taking down this moose head.
431
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,661
Or, there is something else
we could do.
432
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,751
What's that?We could go upstairsand have sex.
433
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,666
Like I said,
you always know best.
434
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,719
Hey. Be gentle with her.
435
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,155
And don't worry, girl.
436
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:04,507
No matter how far they take you,I will find you.
437
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,945
Hey, Calvin.
438
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,512
Getting rid of the chair, huh?
439
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,689
Yeah. Tina didn'twant me to, but, uh,
440
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,300
I'm the man of the house.
441
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:17,955
I'm the one who makes
our decisions.
442
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:21,785
Looks like Gemma finally madeyou take down your moose.
443
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,005
No. I decided to do it.
444
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,964
After all,
I'm the man of the house, too.
445
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,749
Well, good for you.
446
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,492
ELEANOR:
Peekaboo. I see you.
447
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,276
What's that?
448
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,285
[whispers]:It's Eleanor.
449
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,245
Dave, it's just a dumb doll.
450
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,637
Why are you so scared?
451
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:51,293
Because I locked herin the attic 30 minutes ago.
452
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,208
ELEANOR:
Hi, Calvin.
453
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,036
Do you like to play?
454
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,431
Oh, hell no.
That's the devil's toy!
455
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,171
Go! Go, Dave!
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