All language subtitles for Terminal Velocity 1994 EN

♪♪♪

[Shrieks]
Oh!

[Screaming]

♪♪♪

[Woman]
l TAlLED KERR
FROM THE FACTORY.

l LOST H lM.

BUT l SAW lT LAND:
THElR lNTERFLUG 747.

AN HOUR AGO.

WHEN l ASKED FOR ORGENOV, TH lS
ASS-HOLE lN DEFENSE MlN lSTRY

SAlD HE WAS UNAVAlLABLE.

PROBABLY BLlND DRUNK.

THEN HE DEN lED THAT ANY
PLANE HAD BEEN H lJACKED.

SO WHAT ARE THE TlRE MARKS
ON THE ROOF OF MY CAR?

SOMEWHERE lN THE DESERT.

l DON'T KNOW WHERE
THEY'LL H lDE lT.

lT'S TOO LATE TO BRlNG
ETH lCS lNTO TH lS.

WAY TOO LATE.

l CAN'T DO lT.
l CAN'T!

THESE ARE OUR OWN PEOPLE,
FOR CHRlST'S SAKE.

[speaking Russian]

AH!

♪♪♪

AH!

WHERE'S YOUR ROOMMATE?
BETTER TELL ME.

WANNA TALK NOW OR WHAT?

[Gasping, Coughing]

HEY! WHERE lS SHE?

DON'T YOU TH lNK YOU WERE
A LlTTLE ROUGH ON HER?

l DON'T KNOW.

lT'LL LOOK LlKE SHE
SLlPPED lN THE SHOWER.

WHAT ABOUT THE ROOMMATE?

WE'LL BE BACK.

OOF.

TH lS CAR BRlNGS ME TO MY KNEES.

YOU DlD GOOD UP THERE.

OH, SHUT UP.

♪♪♪

TEMPERATURES ARE ALREADY DROPPlNG,
ALONG WlTH THE BAROMETER--

WHOA!

♪♪♪

WHAT ON?

lS TH lS THE BACHELORETTE PARTY FOR--

lT'S BERNADETTE'S PARTY.

- BERNADETTE lS
ElGHT YEARS OLD TODAY.

- OH .

[Tires Squealing, Siren Wails]

WELL, lN CASE YOU MlSSED lT, THERE WAS
A U .F.O. SPOTTED OVER PHOEN lX TODAY.

THAT'S "UN lDENTlFlED FALLlNG OBJECT."

YOU MAY REMEMBER 31 -YEAR-OLD
RlCHARD BRODlE FROM ANOTHER

H lGH-PROFlLE ESCAPADE.

LAST YEAR BRODlE SKYDlVED lNTO
A FOOTBALL GAME AT SUN DEVlLS STADlUM

AND PROCEEDED TO PlCK UP THE BALL
AND RUN FOR A TOUCHDOWN .

HE WAS TACKLED lN THE
END ZONE BY BOTH TEAMS.

AS A RESULT OF TODAY'S STUNT, POLlCE
CHARGED THE WAYWARD SKYDlVER

WlTH VlOLATlNG
RESTRlCTED AlR SPACE.

THE F.A.A. lS SAlD TO BE lNVESTlGATlNG.

AHH!

♪♪♪

♪ GOT A TEN-ROOM HOUSE
THAT OVERLOOKS THE SEA ♪

♪ GOT A BOSS AT WORK
WHO'S OVERLOOKlN' ME ♪

POLYESTER MAKlN' A COMEBACK?

LOANER CLOTHES.
COUNTY JAlL.

UH-HUH .

SU lT WlTH THE
BREAKAWAY BUTTOCKS?

TRYlN' TO PlCK UP
A LlTTLE EXTRA CASH, JO.

A MAN'S GOTTA EAT.

YEAH? EAT TH lS.
F.A.A. lNSPECTlON REPORT.

THEY H lT US WlTH
1 2 SAFETY VlOLATlONS LAST MONTH .

THAT'S THE MOST FOR ANY
JUMP CENTER lN THE COUNTRY.

AND NOW YOU PULL TH lS.

WOW. THE MOST EVER?

YEAH .

[Brodie]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU .

ALL RlGHT, RELAX.

SHUT UP!

WE'RE ALREADY ON THE F.A.A. H lT LlST.

YOU PULL A STUPlD STUNT LlKE TH lS,
lT HURTS EVERYONE HERE.

NOW YOU LlSTEN TO ME.

UNTlL WE PASS THE NEXT lNSPECTlON,
THERE WlLL BE NO MORE BASE JUMPS

OFF OF RADAR TOWERS.

NO MORE BUNGEE JUMPS
OFF CONSTRUCTlON CRANES

WH lLE THEY'RE OPERATlNG.

AND, DlTCH, NO MORE
LOW ALTlTUDE PULLS.

YOU'RE GOlNG TO BOUNCE.

YEAH .

CAN l USE A Q-TlP lNSlDE MY EAR
OR JUST AROUND THE EDGE?

TH lS lS SERlOUS.
KNOCK lT OFF.

- QU lT KlDDlN' AROUND.
- ALL RlGHT.

EASE UP, JO.

JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU NEED DONE.

RESERVE CHUTE lNSPECTlONS,
A.O.D. CHECKS, pH TESTS.

- ALL THE TH lNGS l PUT ON THE LlST.
- WHAT LlST?

THE LlST l PUT ON
YOUR DESK LAST WEEK.

YOU PUT lT lN THERE?

- HEY, HANDSOME.
- H lYA, MAX.

HOW ARE YOU?

YOU GONNA BE DONE SOON?

YEAH, SOON AS l FlLE TH lS HALF OF
THE ROOM AND CHROME THAT HALF.

GOT A NEW STUDENT
NEEDS A LESSON .

TH lNK YOU CAN HANDLE lT?

- YOU BETTER RUN lT PAST JO.
- CAN'T DO THAT, JO.

[Chuckling]
TH lS lS NOT YOU .

AFRAlD SO.

TH lS lS YOU!
OH, MY GOD.

l DlDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ONE
OF THOSE BlG GYMNAST GUYS.

HOW COME YOU NEVER
SHOWED TH lS TO ANYONE?

YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

SEE THE HAlRCUT?
THAT'S HOW COME.

UH-HUH . YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

AHEM.
OKAY.

JO'S GONE lNTO PHOEN lX, AND l
GOT FOUR PHONE CALLS ON HOLD.

l REALLY NEED YOU TO SCHEDULE
TH lS LESSON FOR ME, OKAY?

PLEASE?

ALL RlGHT.
WHERE lS HE?

lT'S A SHE.

MY.

YOU BETTER GET ON
THOSE PHONE CALLS, MAX.

YEAH .
YEAH .

- SEE YA LATER.
- UH-HUH .

SEE YA.

l CAN'T BELlEVE l'M DOlNG TH lS.

YOU'RE THE lNSTRUCTOR?

YES. DlTCH BRODlE.

lF YOU SAW THE RECENT MEDlA COVERAGE,
lT WAS ALL A PACK OF LlES.

SORRY. l DlDN'T KNOW.

GOOD.

UM, CHRlS MORROW.

- H l .
- H l, CHRlS.

l, UH, WANTED TO TAKE A LESSON
TODAY, SO--l TH lNK l DO--

YEAH, l TH lNK l DO.

SO lT'S A RUSH, RlGHT?

OH, YEAH .

THAT'S WHAT l KEEP READlNG.

JUST LlKE A GREAT H lGH, RlGHT?

LET ME GUESS.
FlRST TlME?

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

JUST A HUNCH .

LlSTEN, CHRlS, l'M A LlTTLE
SHORT-HANDED TODAY.

THE GOOD NEWS lS l CAN SQUEEZE YOU
lN FlRST TH lNG FRlDAY MORN lNG.

HOW'S THAT SOUND?

HEY, DlTCH, lF YOU'RE GROUNDED,
MAYBE l COULD--

HELLO, TOM.
BYE, TOM.

HEY, GUYS, lT'S ME, ALL RlGHT?

DlTCH?

- YOU DON'T WANT TOM.
- WHY NOT?

BECAUSE YOU WANT THE BEST, AND
YOU'RE ALREADY TALKlN' TO H lM.

HOW DOES FRlDAY SOUND?

RlGHT.

UM--l DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE.

YOU SEE, lT TOOK ME A WH lLE TO WORK
UP THE NERVE TO JUST DRlVE HERE,

AND l TH lNK lF l DON'T DO lT
TODAY, RlGHT NOW,

l'M AFRAlD l MAY NEVER COME BACK.

EVER?

UM, NO.

[Muttering]
OH, BOY.

- OKAY.
- YEAH?

YEAH .

OH, MY GOD!

NOW, FlRST LESSON, l USUALLY
RECOMMEND A TANDEM JUMP.

WH lCH lS?

WE GO OUT OF THE PLANE TOGETHER.

l HANG ONTO YOU
THE ENTlRE WAY DOWN .

lT'S A N lCE, SAFE,
SECURE FEELlNG.

RlGHT.

LlKE THAT?

UNLESS YOU PREFER TO BE ON TOP.

NO.

UM, SOMEONE
MENTlONED A STATlC LlNE.

COULD WE TRY THAT OR--

- YEAH, lT'S AN OPTlON .
- THAT'S SAFE, RlGHT?

YEAH .

SO WE'RE ON .

TH lS lS GOOD.
l'M EXClTED.

OH, GOD.
l MEAN, l'M EXClTED.

OH, REALLY?

OKAY.

LET'S SlGN YOU UP, ALL RlGHT?

BREAK.

YOU DlP YOUR RlGHT SHOULDER,
THEN MOVE TO THE RlGHT.

YOUR OTHER RlGHT.

THERE YOU GO.

DlP YOUR LEFT SHOULDER
AND MOVE TO THE LEFT.

FEEL THAT?

STAY lN THE MlDDLE,
YOU'RE FLYlN' STABLE.

HOW'S THAT FEEL?

[Laughing]
l DON'T KNOW.
l'M NOT VERY ATHLETlC.

lT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO SWlTCH TO TANDEM.

OH, WE'LL STlCK WlTH TH lS,
AS LONG AS lT'S SAFE, l MEAN .

VERY SAFE.

LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THE HARNESS
AND GO FlND YOU A JUMPSU lT.

HOW ABOUT TH lS?

lT'S CUTE, BUT lT'S A
LlTTLE BAGGY, DON'T YOU TH lNK?

HOW ABOUT TH lS GRAY ONE?

lT'S SMALLER.

- l TH lNK THE ORANGE WORKS.
- COOL.

DO l HAVE TlME TO MAKE A CALL?

l PROMlSED MY ROOMMATE ONE LAST
CHANCE TO TALK ME OUT OF TH lS.

SURE. PHONE'S OVER THERE.

GREAT. THANKS.

WHAT ABOUT TH lS?

l'LL TAKE THAT lNTO
THE LOCKER ROOM FOR YOU .

- YOU SURE?
- YEAH .

SHE'S GORGEOUS BUT CHEAP.

WHAT'S THAT?

YOUR NEW STUDENT. SHE'S STlNGY.

l OFFERED TO TAPE HER JUMP,
SPEClAL lNTRODUCTORY PRlCE:

$59.95.

SHE PLAYED ME
LlKE A VlDEO GAME.

MAYBE YOU COULD
TALK HER lNTO lT.

l GOT SOMETH lNG ELSE lN MlND.

- lT'S 1 2:30 NOW.
- UH-HUH?

WE DO THE JUMP, GRAB A COKE
AFTERWARDS, TALK ABOUT OUR

BONDlNG EXPERlENCE
ON THE WAY DOWN .

LEAVE HER A MESSAGE AROUND 5:00, 5:30--
"HEY, WHAT'S UP? lT'S ME, DlTCH ."

RlGHT. DlNNER.

YADDA-YADDA-YADDA.
YADDA-YADDA-YADDA.

HER PLACE.

KlCK THE STUFFED AN lMALS
OFF THE BED BY 9:45.

- l'M HOME BY 1 1 :30.
- lN TlME TO WATCH LENO.

YEP. WHAT DO YOU TH lNK?

- l SAY GO FOR lT.
- l'M ALL OVER lT.

♪♪♪

UP YOU GO.

[Beeping]
DlRT ALERT.

HUH?

YOU ONLY HEAR TH lS
FOR ElGHT SECONDS.

- AND THEN WHAT?
- SPLAT.

SCATTERED CLOUDS.

YOU WANNA GO UPSTAlRS?

MAYBE SlX GRAND, HUH?

- JUST FlND US SOME GOOD AlR.

- ROGER.

STlLL GOT A FEW MlNUTES.
JUST RELAX.

[Chuckles]
BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

- BEST SEAT lN THE HOUSE.

- WHY DO YOU PRETEND THAT
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT?

WHAT MAKES YOU
TH lNK l'M PRETENDlNG?

BECAUSE l'D BE STUPlD TO TRUST
MY LlFE WlTH A WALKlNG PEN lS.

[Choked Laugh]

AND l'M NOT STUPlD.

l'M MUCH MORE THAN
A WALKlNG PEN lS.

l'M A FLYlNG PEN lS.

YES, YOU ARE.

REMEMBER: HARD
ARCH lNTO THE WlND.

NOW YOUR CHUTE OPENS AUTOMATlCALLY,
BUT LOOK UP AND CHECK lT.

BE SURE THAT lT'S OPENED.
lF lT HASN'T, CUT AWAY.

USE YOUR RESERVE.

HELLO. l'M OVER HERE.

l THOUGHT l SAW ANOTHER PLANE.
lS THAT SAFE?

WE GOT COMPANY?

NOT THAT l SEE.

LET'S GET READY TO JUMP-RUN .

MMM.

NOW WHEN YOU Fl--

JESUS!

♪♪♪

AH!

[Beeping]

- AHH!

PULL YOUR CORD!

[Thud, Ditch Groans]
AH!

[Beeping]
PULL! PULL! PULL!

AH! AH! SH lT.

HOLD lT.

WE USED TO JOKE ABOUT lT,
DlDN'T WE?

'BOUT SOME STUDENT H lTTlN' THE DlRT
AND DlGGlN' lN LlKE WlLE E. COYOTE.

l SAW HER, MAN .

l WAS RlGHT HERE
VlDEOTAPlNG LANDlNGS.

l SAW HER BOUNCE.

l DON'T TH lNK WE'LL BE
JOKlNG ABOUT lT ANYMORE.

WHAT HAPPENED, MAN?

HOW'D SHE GET AWAY FROM YOU?

♪♪♪

[Ditch Shouting]
l'M VERY CALM!

WE'RE FLYlNG.

l LOOKED BACK--
YOU TH lNK l'M LYlNG, DON'T YOU?

l LOOKED BACK.
THEN SHE'S GONE.

SHE'S GONE!

ONE MlNUTE SHE'S THERE;
THE NEXT, SHE'S GONE.

YOU'RE UP NEXT.

THESE GUYS ARE TOUGH .

l COULD HAVE SWORN
l DlD HER DOPE-ROPE.

l COULD HAVE SWORN
l HOOKED HER lN .

SOMETlMES YOU DO lT WHEN YOU LOAD UP,
OTHER TlMES, RlGHT BEFORE YOU JUMP.

BUT l COULD HAVE SWORN--

- HANDSOME GAL SHE WAS.
- YEAH .

AND?

- HELL, LOOK.

AN ANGEL LlKE THAT WALKS lN, A MAN
STARTS TH lNKlN' WlTH H lS LlTTLE HEAD.

l HOOKED HER lN, NOBLE!

LlKE l'VE DONE THOUSANDS OF TlMES!

THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN TELL
THE F.A.A. GUYS.

THEN WHAT DO l SAY?
l SAW THE LlNE BREAK?

THAT SHE UNHOOKED HERSELF?

l NEVER SAW THE LlNE ON HER, SON .
THAT'S ALL l CAN SAY.

lF THEY ASK ME.

UNHOOKED HERSELF.

COME ON, MAN .
NOBODY'S GONNA DO TH lS.

THERE'S EASlER WAYS
TO KlLL YOURSELF.

EARTH'S RUSH lNG UP AT YOU
AT 1 20 MlLES AN HOUR,

AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO lS NOT PULL?
WHAT'S EASlER THAN THAT?

COME ON .

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT lT?

NO, MAN . l NEVER HAVE.

HEY, WAlT A MlNUTE.

THAT MUST BE HER ROOMMATE.

SHE CALLED HER ROOMMATE.

2201 H lGH DESERT ROAD.

TUCSON .

[Zipping Bag]

HELLO?

NOT VERY ATHLETlC.

YEAH, RlGHT.

A BOSS FAN .

[Wham]
AH!

[Screams]

[Glass Crashing]

COME HERE!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU, THE BOYFRlEND?

HUH?

HEY, BOYFRlEND.

WHERE'S THE BODY?

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

WELL, HERE'S MY CARD.

WHERE'S THE BODY?

[Growling]

[Glass Crashing]

♪♪♪

[Tires Screeching]

l'LL GlVE YOU 30 BUCKS FOR lT.

l JUST WANT TO GET AN lDEA
WHERE lT'S FROM.

lT'S A HANDY LlTTLE POKER.

BUT lT'S SEEN BETTER DAYS.

PHOSPHATE FlN lSH .
STEEL HAMMERBUTT CAP.

SAWTOOTH BACK EDGE
FOR WlRE CUTTlNG.

N lNETY BUCKS, MY FlNAL OFFER.

- WHAT ABOUT THESE MARKlNGS?
- CYRlLLlC.

FROM SYRlA?

DlTCH, l DON'T GOT ALL DAY.
TAKE MY DOUGH OR TAKE A H lKE.

- HOW FAST TH lS TH lNG GO?
- 'BOUT 350.

- YOU'RE GONNA KlLL YOURSELF.
- EXACTLY.

BUT WHAT A RlDE.

[Laughing Crazily]

♪♪♪

[Tapping on glass]
HELLO? HELLO!

ANYBODY HERE?
HELLO!

RlCHARD BRODlE?

MAYBE.

YOU KNOW, TH lS DUST
THAT YOU HAVE OUT HERE?

lT JUST KlLLS ME.

HOW DO YOU STAND lT EVERY DAY?

l LlKE DUST.
WHO ARE YOU?

MY NAME lS BEN . . .

[Sighs]

. . .PlNKWATER.

l CALLED EARLlER, AND, UH,
THERE WAS NO ANSWER.

SO l FlGURED l'D TAKE A CHANCE.

l'M GLAD l DlD 'CAUSE l NEED TO SPEAK
WlTH YOU ABOUT A CHRlS MORROW.

CAN'T YOU F.A.A. GUYS
JUST GET OFF MY BACK?

SORRY, l'M NOT FROM THE F.A.A.
MAYBE l WASN'T CLEAR.

UM, l'M THE, UH, DEPUTY
DlSTRlCT ATTORNEY OF TUCSON .

l'M HERE TO DETERMlNE WHETHER
MANSLAUGHTER CHARGES

SHOULD BE BROUGHT AGAlNST YOU
lN CHRlS MORROW'S DEATH .

YOU'RE KlDDlNG.

l DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S
GOlN' ON, EXCEPT SOMEBODY'S

DOlN' A MAJOR
NUMBER ON MY HEAD.

YES, WELL, LET'S JUST
STlCK TO SPEClFlCS, SHALL WE?

l FlND lT WORKS
BETTER THAT WAY.

YESTERDAY, TH lS WET DREAM WALKS lN,
ALL CUTE AND J lTTERY

LlKE SHE'S NEVER BEEN
ON A JUMP BEFORE.

THEN l FlND TH lS
lN HER APARTMENT.

SO YOU TH lNK SHE MlSREPRESENTED
HER ACTUAL ABlLlTlES.

l TH lNK SHE DlD FOR BULLSH lT
WHAT STONEHENGE DlD FOR ROCKS.

[Chuckling]
THAT'S VERY GOOD.
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

UH--

[Sniffing]
WHAT WERE YOU DOlNG
lN HER APARTMENT?

LOOKlN' FOR HER ROOMMATE.

lNSTEAD, l GET ATTACKED BY SOME
JAMOKE WlTH PlNK RUBBER GLOVES

AND A BAD SlNATRA CUT.

LET'S BACKTRACK A LlTTLE BlT.

HOW DlD YOU GAlN
ACCESS TO HER APARTMENT?

- l USED KEYS.
- WHOSE KEYS?

- HER KEYS.
- WlTHOUT ANY PERMlSSlON .

SHE'S DEAD, REMEMBER?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

l JUST WANT THE TRUTH .

NO, YOU JUST WANT
SOMEONE TO HANG.

RlCHARD.
MAY l CALL YOU RlCHARD?

AHEM.

l KNOW GUYS LlKE YOU DON'T LlKE GUYS
LlKE ME, AND THAT'S FlNE.

BUT LET ME SUGGEST YOU DROP
THE ATTlTUDE. OKAY?

BECAUSE lF YOU TAKE A LOOK AROUND,
YOU'LL SEE l'M THE ONLY GUY HERE

TRYlN' TO HELP YOU .

JUST WORK WlTH ME.

LOOK, HERE'S MY CARD.

lF YOU TH lNK OF ANYTH lNG ELSE,
YOU BEEP ME, DAY OR N lGHT.

- OKAY?
- OKAY.

OH, OH, UH--ONE MORE TH lNG.

UH, DlD ANYONE TAKE ANY
PlCTURES OR VlDEO OR ANYTH lNG

LlKE THAT?

l CAN LOOK, BUT l--
l DON'T TH lNK SO, NO.

OKAY. ALL RlGHT.
l'LL BE lN TOUCH .

- ALL RlGHT.
- GET SOME REST.

l WlLL.

ROBOCAM WlTH THE CAVlTY-CAM.

WHAT'S UP, PRETTY LADY?
BE NATURAL, ALL RlGHT?

- l'M ALWAYS NATURAL.
- OH, GOD.

WELL, lT'S LlKE
YOU JUST FEEL FREE.

LlKE A BlRD.

[Giggles]
l ALWAYS TH lNK
OF THAT SONG "FREE BlRD."

DO YOU KNOW lT?

[Robocam]
HOLY SH lT!

♪♪♪

THERE WAS ANOTHER PLANE.

[Plane Engine Humming]

♪♪♪

[Lock Rattling]

♪♪♪

[Wham]
AH!

♪♪♪

ALL RlGHT, SLAMMO,
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

COME ON, MAN!

WHAT ARE YOU BUZZlNG ME FOR?

BECAUSE APPARENTLY, DlTCH,
YOU NEEDED A TOUR GU lDE

TO FlND YOUR WAY HERE.

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

WHAT l DON'T UNDERSTAND, LADY,
lS HOW YOU'RE STlLL VERTlCAL.

WHY DON'T WE START THERE,
ALL RlGHT?

THE WOMAN YOU SAW
FALLlNG WASN'T ME.

lT WAS A FEMALE BODY
DRESSED lN AN ORANGE JUMPSU lT.

THE SU lTS FROM YOUR JUMP CENTER
WERE EASY ENOUGH TO COPY.

OKAY.
OKAY, l'M STARTlN' TO CATCH ON, l TH lNK.

SO YOU UNHOOK WH lLE l'M UP FRONT
CHECKlN' FOR TRAFFlC,

AND THEN SHE JUMPS.

SHE MAX-TRACKS lNTO THE
BLlND SPOT BEH lND YOUR PLANE.

A BODY DROPS FROM THE
PLANE ABOVE YOU : MlNE.

SHADOWlNG ABOVE.

YOU LOOK OUT, SEE HER FALLlNG.
OR TH lNK YOU DO.

ACTUALLY, l'M ON MY WAY
LANDlNG A MlLE OFF.

l SEE.

YEAH, l WAS TH lS CLOSE
TO PUTTlN' lT TOGETHER.

OF COURSE YOU WERE.

ALL RlGHT, SO YOU'VE FOOLED A GUY
WHO CAN'T GET H lS SlDEBURNS EVEN

WHEN HE SHAVES.

- WHAT ABOUT THE CORONER?
- TERMlNAL VELOClTY.

HOW FAST DOES AN UNSTABLE
BODY FALL?

1 1 0, 1 20 MlLES AN HOUR?

l"D SAY, YEAH, ABOUT 1 1 0,
1 20 MlLES AN HOUR.

WELL, FORGET THE DENTAL RECORDS.

HER TEETH ARE CH lCKLETS.

WHAT ABOUT FlNGERPRlNTS?
YOU COULD STlLL l .D. HER THAT WAY.

BUT THEY WOULDN'T, NOT lF
THERE WAS A SlMPLER WAY.

LlKE ALL OF US ON THE GROUND
TELLlN' THE COPS WHO lT WAS.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETH lN'.
WHO WAS THE CORPSE?

l'LL TELL YOU ON THE PLANE.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW.

WHAT DO l LOOK LlKE HERE,
A BRAlN DONOR?

THE ONLY PLACE l'M GOlN'
lS THE COUNTY SHERlFF.

TH lNK THEY'LL BELlEVE YOU?

THEY WlLL AS SOON AS THE CORONER
DOUBLE-CHECKS THE FlNGERPRlNTS.

THEY GOT SOMEBODY ON lCE, RlGHT?

- LATE AGAlN, DlTCH .
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

FUNERAL DlRECTOR CLAlMED THE BODY
FOR CREMATlON TH lS MORN lNG.

- WHAT FUNERAL DlRECTOR?
- DlTCH, MEET LEX.

l DON'T TH lNK YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S HAPPEN lNG HERE.

l GOT SOME D.A. TALKlN' ABOUT
MANSLAUGHTER CHARGES.

l'M NOT SURPRlSED, WlTH
A SAFETY RECORD LlKE YOURS.

WHAT WAS lT, 1 2 VlOLATlONS
JUST LAST MONTH?

WHAT KlND OF PRlSON TERM
WAS HE TALKlN'?

FlVE YEARS? SlX?

lF THEY PROVE NEGLlGENCE,
THERE'LL BE TWO OR THREE MORE YEARS.

- THAT'S RlGHT.

- YOU'VE BEEN WORKlN' ME
FROM THE START, HAVEN'T YOU?

LOOK, DlTCH, YOU HAVE A RlGHT
TO FEEL USED AND DECElVED,

BECAUSE YOU WERE.

BUT lF YOU COME WlTH ME NOW,
l'LL SET THE RECORD STRAlGHT.

l WlLL HAND YOU PHYSlCAL
PROOF THAT l'M STlLL ALlVE.

l PROMlSE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO DO
ONE TH lNG FOR ME FlRST.

WH-WH-WHAT DO l--

l'M GOlNG, DlTCH .
YOU'RE lN OR OUT.

[Sighs]
l DON'T BELlEVE TH lS.

UP YOU GO.

♪♪♪

[Chris]
PUT THESE ON .

LET ME SEE lF l'VE
GOT TH lS STRAlGHT.

YOU DUMPED YOUR OWN ROOMMATE
OUT OF A PLANE,

AND SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD?

- lT SERVED A CAUSE.
- AW, LADY, THAT'S COLD.

WELL, THEY WOULD HAVE MURDERED ME,
TOO, UNLESS l KlLLED MYSELF FlRST.

l JUST HAD TO BUY SOME TlME.

- WE'RE GETTlN' CLOSE.

- l JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT THE lDEA OF FOLLOWlNG YOU

OUT THAT DOOR AGAlN MAKES ME
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

ARE YOU AFRAlD OF A N lGHT JUMP?

- HEY, l lNVENTED THE N lGHT JUMP.
- WHAT ARE YOU AFRAlD OF THEN?

- WHO SAYS l'M AFRAlD OF ANYTH lNG?
- YOU'RE SHAKlNG.

THE WHOLE PLANE lS SHAKlNG.

NOT THAT YOUR ORlENTATlON
WASN'T THOROUGH OR ANYTH lNG,

BUT DO YOU MlND TELLlN' ME
WHAT THE HELL WE'RE DOlNG?

- l'LL TELL YOU ON THE WAY DOWN .
- BEAUTlFUL.

♪♪♪

[Chris]
CAN YOU HEAR ME?

- HELLO.

lS TH lS SUZlE, MY
TlME-LlFE OPERATOR?

HEY, WHAT lS TH lS?

THAT AEROSPACE PLANT OUT BY--

- YOU SHOULD SPEAK ONLY
WHEN ASKED A DlRECT QUESTlON .

- WHAT ARE WE DOlN' HERE?

[Chris]
WE'RE HERE TO RETRlEVE
VlTAL lNFORMATlON .

DO YOU SEE THE NORTH ROOFTOP?

[Ditch]
YEAH, OKAY.
PlECE OF CAKE.

DON'T LAND THERE.

[Ditch]
DON'T?

- THE ROOF HAS
MOTlON SENSORS.

SEE THE RED LlGHTS ON
THE WEST END OF THE TOWER?

- CAN YOU H lT lT DEAD CENTER?

[Ditch]
YOU KlDDlN' ME?
lN THESE WlNDS?

OH, SH l-l-l-l-l-T!

GODDAMN lT.

AH!

YOU THERE?
DlTCH? DlTCH?

[Coughing]

- DlTCH, ARE YOU THERE?

[Coughing]
YEAH, l'M HERE.

TELL ME YOU DlDN'T SEND ME DOWN
TH lS SH lT CHUTE ON PURPOSE.

KEEP YOUR VOlCE DOWN AND MAKE
YOUR WAY TO THE SOUTH SlDE.

THERE'S A BREAKER BOARD THERE.

- OKAY. l'M HERE.

- THROW SWlTCHES 1 7 AND 23.

[Chris]
YOU JUST CUT THE JU lCE
TO THE SECURlTY FENCE.

YOU NEED TO MOVE
UPSTAlRS AND FlND DOOR 207.

THE ONE MARKED
"AUTHORlZED PERSONNEL."

SHOULD l BE WRlTlN'
ALL TH lS DOWN?

JUST GO!

A LlTTLE CLOSE.

l'M HERE. 207.
AUTHORlZED PERSONNEL ONLY.

- USE THE KEY AND GO lNSlDE.
- WHAT KEY?

THE ONE lN YOUR
HOOK-KN lFE SLEEVE.

HOW CONVEN lENT.

l'M lN .

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR WAY
AROUND TH lS PLACE SO WELL?

NEVER MlND.

[Chris]
GO TO THE CLOSET.

lT SHOULD BE ON YOUR RlGHT.

- OKAY. l SEE lT.
- OPEN lT.

NOW, TAKE THE CLOTHES
OFF THE HANGER POLE.

DON'T NEED TO.
l SEE THE SAFE.

- WHAT'S THE COMBO?
- FORGET THE SAFE.

lT'S ONLY THERE TO
DlSTRACT lDlOTS.

NOW LlFT OUT THE HANGER POLE
AND LOOK lNSlDE.

YOU KNOW THOSE ROBOTS
THE BOMB SQUAD USES?

THAT'S WHAT l AM, lSN'T lT?
HUH?

KERR, CHECK TH lS OUT.

THAT'S THE FENCE PERlMETER.
LlGHT lT UP!

NOW REPLACE THE HANGER POLE,
AND LEAVE EVERYTH lNG EXACTLY

AS YOU FOUND lT.

[Alarm Blowing]

[Chris]
OH, NO! DlTCH?

DlTCH!

WE MlGHT, UH, HAVE A--
HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.

l'M CHECKlN' THE PERlMETER.

lF YOU CAN MAKE lT TO THE
WEST DOOR, YOU CAN MAKE lT OUT.

NOW MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

♪♪♪

[Speaking Russian]

♪♪♪

WHAT THE HELL lS TH lS?

KRlSTA.

LOOK. lT'S H lM.

HE'S GOlN' TO THE ROOF.

YOU STAY HERE!
WATCH THE EXlTS.

DlTCH BRODlE!

AH!

♪♪♪

DlTCH, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN .

KERR!

[Speaking Russian]

HE'S GOlNG TO JUMP!

♪♪♪

[Screaming]

[Ringing]
HELLO.

[Chris]
DO YOU STlLL HAVE THE CYLlNDER?

YEAH, l'M FlNE, THANKS.

QUESTlON : WHO WERE
THOSE GOONS TON lGHT?

WAS THAT RUSSlAN
THEY WERE SPEAKlNG?

AND DON'T TELL ME lT WAS FRENCH,
PARCE QUE JE PARLE FRANCAlS, HONEY.

[Chris]
THOSE MEN ARE MAFlA.

MAFlA. PLEASE.

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE
KlND OF MAFlA, DlTCH .

- l'LL BE THERE lN 1 5 MlNUTES.
- WELL, l WON'T BE.

l'M HEADlN' OUT TO SAM'S SURPLUS,
H lGHWAY 1 8 NEAR THE AQUEDUCT.

ARE YOU GETTlNG TH lS?

l'LL BRlNG THE CYLlNDER
AND A WlTNESS.

YOU BRlNG THAT PRETTY FACE
AND YOUR ATTlTUDE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOlNG, DlTCH?

WHAT AM l DOlN'?

PUTTlN' TH lS MESS lN
MY REARVlEW MlRROR.

[Chris]
l TOLD YOU l'D TAKE CARE
OF YOUR PROBLEM AND l WlLL,

BUT lT HAS TO BE DONE MY WAY.

H lGHWAY 1 8.
SAM'S SURPLUS.

- ANYTH lNG?
- NOT YET.

FORGlVE THE SKEPTlClSM ON THE PHONE--

NO, l KNOW HOW lT SOUNDS, BELlEVE ME.

YOU'RE CERTAlN TH lS WOMAN lS
THE SAME WOMAN THAT WAS

lN THE PLANE WlTH YOU .

ABSOLUTELY.

SHE SAlD SHE'S FROM THE C. l .A.

C. l .A., l .R.S. MAFlA, l DON'T KNOW.

l JUST WANT YOU TO SEE HER FACE,
SEE THAT SHE'S COME BACK

FROM THE DEAD, ALL RlGHT?

- TH lS lS lNCREDlBLE.
- l KNOW.

- WOULD YOU LlKE A CERTS?
- NO, THANKS.

[Crunching]

l'M SORRY.
lT'S A NERVOUS HABlT THAT l HAVE.

- GlVE ME THOSE.
- DON'T TAKE THEM ALL.

[Crunching]

[Airplane Approaching]

THAT'S HER.

- SHE'S COMlNG lN A PLANE.
- YES, SHE HAS A PLANE.

NOW, UH, l TH lNK THE SMART TH lNG
TO DO HERE WOULD BE TO GET HER

AWAY FROM THE PLANE
AND MAKE HER COME TO US.

NO, l TH lNK l SHOULD GO TO HER.

FlNE. GO TO HER.
l'LL STAY HERE.

- GOOD.
- FlNE.

TWO MEN, ONE COMlNG TH lS WAY.

LOOKS LlKE YOUR STOOGE.

[Gun Cocking]

- THE CYLlNDER'S lN MY CAR.

- BRlNG YOUR CAR.

- MY WlTNESS lS BACK THATAWAY.

- BRlNG H lM AND THE CAR.

HE'S A LlTTLE JUMPY.
l TH lNK WE SHOULD GO TO H lM.

CHRlS.

l DON'T LlKE TH lS.
LET ME GO lNSTEAD.

JUST KEEP AN EYE ON ME.

- WHAT lF TH lNGS
GET OUT OF HAND?

- l'LL KlLL 'EM.

LET'S GO.

GREAT.

WHERE'S YOUR WlTNESS?

PROBABLY lN H lS CAR
POWER-LOCKlNG THE DOORS.

HE'S NOT USED TO ALL TH lS
CLOAK-AND-DAGGER STUFF.

THERE'S A RlFLE ON US.

ANY ATTEMPT TO DETAlN ME--

CALM DOWN .

THE GUY JUST WANTS TO WATCH YOU
BREATHE A COUPLE OF TlMES,

ALL RlGHT?

WHAT DO YOU SEE, LEX?

NOW, HE SAlD HE WOULD WAlT
RlGHT HERE.

LEX?

[Static]

LEX?

WHAT ARE YOU DOlNG?

HEY! GET BACK HERE!

PlNKWATER!

WHAT lS GOlN' ON HERE?

[Gasps]

♪♪♪

[Speaking Russian]

GET DOWN!
GET DOWN!

- WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

THEY'RE NOT GONNA
DAMAGE MY CAR, ARE THEY?

HERE, TH lS lS YOUR GUN .
MY GUN?

- SHOOT!

[Gunfire]

- AH, lT'S BROKEN!

- THE SAFETY'S ON, YOU lDlOT!

JESUS CHRlST!

[Shouting]

[Ditch]
NO! NO! AH!

JESUS CHRlST!

RUN!

[Yelling]
WHOA!

MOTHER OF GOD!

WHAT'S GOlNG ON OUT HERE?

WHERE'S THE CYLlNDER?

WHO STARTED SHOOTlNG?
lT SCARED OFF MY D.A.!

- THAT'S NOT A D.A.
- WHO THE HELL lS HE?

HE'S ONE OF THE KlLLERS!

- GlVE ME THE GUN!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOlNG?

YOU SAlD THAT WAS MY GUN!

NOT ANYMORE!

THAT FREAKlN'
WlTCH BROKE MY NOSE!

l WANT HER DEAD!

NO KlDDlNG.

YOU HAVE FlVE SECONDS TO
TELL ME WHERE THE CYLlNDER lS.

ONE.

YOU GOTTA BE KlDDlNG ME.

TWO!

FlVE!

WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO THREE?

THREE GOT H lS BALLS BLOWN
OFF WH lLE YOU WERE COUNTlNG!

OKAY. RELAX.
THE CYLlNDER lS lN MY. . .

CAR?

[Laughing]

[Yelling]
COME ON!

[Screaming]

HOW DO YOU STOP TH lS TH lNG?

[Beeping]

[Ditch]
COME ON!

- DlTCH!

[Screaming]
- OH, SH lT!

[Screaming]

WHAT ARE WE DOlN'?
COVERlNG OUR SCENT?

l DlDN'T SEE ANY DOGS.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHO YOU ARE FOR REAL?

WHAT DOES lT MATTER?

WE'LL BE DEAD lN
A FEW HOURS ANYWAY.

WELL, THAT'S COMFORTlNG.

HEY! WOMAN!

WHAT?

[Speaking Russian]

- EXCUSE ME?

- K.G.B. FOR SHORT.

- OH, COME ON!

lT'S THE K.G. USED-TO-BE.

- DON'T BE NAlVE.

SO YOU'RE SAYlN' THAT, THAT YOU
AND-AND-AND LEX AND PlNKWATER

AND BLONDlE ARE
ALL RUSSlAN SPlES?

l'M SAYlNG WE WERE.

WE'VE BEEN LAlD OFF!

K.G.B. LAlD OFF.
AUTO WORKERS GET LAlD OFF!

l TELL YA, ONE DAY TH lS BlTCH
lS GONNA RUN OUT OF LlVES.

[Speaking Russian]

[Ditch Speaking Russian]

[Chris]
WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT?

MOSCOW.
l WAS GONNA GO THERE ONCE.

YOU HAVE
EXCELLENT PRONUNClATlON .

HOW DO YOU SAY "ASS"?

ZHOPA.

WELL, NO SMOKE UP
MY ZHOPA, PLEASE.

SO, WHEN WAS TH lS?
MOSCOW.

ANClENT H lSTORY.
'80 OLYMPlCS.

WELL, AMERlCA
BOYCOTTED THAT YEAR.

- YEAH, RUB MY NOSE lN lT.
- YOU WERE ON THE TEAM?

GYMNASTlCS. TRAlNED FOR TEN YEARS.
QUALlFlED lN TWO EVENTS.

ALL l WANTED WAS A SHOT
AT THAT RUSSlAN GOLD.

LOOK AT THE HAlRCUT.

HERE.

NO, KEEP lT.
l GOT MORE.

YOU WERE YOUNG THEN .

GOD. SlXTEEN . SEVENTEEN .

WHY DlDN'T YOU
TRY AGAlN lN '84?

l PROBABLY SHOULD'VE.

l WASN'T ABOUT TO LET MY TEETH
GET KlCKED lN LlKE THAT AGAlN .

[Helicopter Approaching]

lT'S THEM!

♪♪♪

[Ditch]
YEAH, TH lS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.

JUST LlGHT A FlRE
WHEN WE'RE BElNG CHASED.

[Chris]
DON'T WORRY. l KNOW THEM.

THEY NEVER BACKTRACK.

RlGHT. RUSSlAN MAFlA.
AMAZlNG.

WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

- WANT A SLAM?

- MMM.
NO.

KRlSTA.

EXCUSE ME?

MY REAL NAME lS KRlSTA MOLDOVA.

THAT'S VERY N lCE.
lT'S VERY PRETTY.

ANYTH lNG YOU WANNA
TOAST TO, KRlSTA MOLDOVA?

YOU'RE RlCHARD.

RlCHARD, RlGHT?

YEAH . l DON'T KNOW.

SOMEHOW, UH, RlCH AND THEN
DlCK GOT SLAMMED UP lNTO DlTCH .

[Laughs]
RlCHARD lS N lCE.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN AWAY?

OH, YEARS.
l'LL HAVE SOME.

YOU MlGHT WANNA LET THAT BREATHE. . .
THERE.

THEY'RE ALL BACK THERE.
BROTHER, FATHER, MOTHER.

AND A LlTTLE DOG.
TAMBOV.

GOT H lT BY A CAR LAST l HEARD
AND LOST A LEG.

AW, THAT'S TERRlBLE.

[Sighs]
POOR PUPPY.

POOR PUPPY.

ONLY, lT WOULDN'T
BE A PUPPY ANYMORE.

WATCH OUT FOR THE--
OH, GOD.

- WHAT WAS THAT?

- YOU SWALLOWED THE WORM.

WELL, l WAS TRAlNED TO SWALLOW
ALL SORTS OF TH lNGS.

CAREFUL.
l MAY JUST HAVE TO MARRY YOU .

WHAT'S THAT?

JUST THAT NORMAL MALE RESPONSE.

NO, l MEAN UNDER YOUR SH lRT.

OH, THAT.

THAT'S, UH--
THAT'S YOUR METAL TH lNG.

YOU HAD lT?
YOU HAD TH lS THE WHOLE TlME?

THE WHOLE TlME l WAS TALKlN'
ABOUT MY FAMlLY AND YOU--

MY POOR LlTTLE DOG!

YEAH . l THOUGHT lT WAS lMPORTANT.

AMERlCANS!

lNCONSlDERATE, UNCULTURED--

OH, GOOD.

YOU CAN'T BE SERlOUS.

THAT lS AMAZlNG.

WHAT lS THAT?
A FLlGHT CHART?

YEAH .

FOR A PLANE THAT
LANDED HERE LAST WEEK.

WlTH LUCK, lT'LL TELL US
WHERE THAT PLANE STlLL lS.

WHAT'S SO SPEClAL
ABOUT TH lS PLANE?

lT'S NOT THE PLANE.

lT'S--

- WHAT'S ON BOARD, RlGHT?
- RlGHT.

LAST COORDlNATE lS
COCH lSE COUNTY AlRPORT.

BUT lT DOESN'T SAY
WHERE lT'S GOlNG NEXT.

ONCE THAT PLANE TAKES OFF,
lT'S GONE FOREVER.

WE HAVE TO GET THERE.

THAT'S AN AlRPLANE GRAVEYARD.

lT'S ONLY FlVE,
SlX MlLES FROM HERE.

GREAT.

lF WE RUN NOW, WE'LL
BE THERE lN AN HOUR.

COME ON!

RUN? l HAVEN'T EVEN STRETCHED!

- DlD YOU FlND HER?
- NO, l DlDN'T FlND HER.

THERE'S NOT A SlGN OF HER!

CALL CARTAGENA.

TELL 'EM WE'RE COMlN'
1 2 HOURS EARLlER.

NO, NO!
THAT'S CRAZY!

SHE'S NOT GONNA GO TO THE COPS.

l SAY WE GET THE HELL OUTTA
HERE AND DELlVER ON SCHEDULE

TOMORROW N lGHT!

DON'T UNDERESTlMATE HER!
YOU UNDERSTAND?

SHE'S SMARTER
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!

GO. GO!

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT WE'RE LOOKlNG FOR.

MAYBE l CAN HELP.

- WE'RE LOOKlNG FOR A BlG PLANE.
- THESE ARE BlG PLANES!

A 747 200-C.

THEY SURE PlCKED A
PRETTY GOOD PLACE TO H lDE lT.

[Ditch]
HEY!

THERE lSN'T, LlKE, ANY NUCLEAR SH lT
ON TH lS PLANE, lS THERE?

GlVE ME THE FLASHLlGHT.

[Ditch]
WELL?

- YEAH, TH lS lS lT.

[Ditch]
GREAT.

[Chris]
lT'S BOOBY-TRAPPED.

[Beeping]

- lS THAT SOMETH lNG DANGEROUS?
- HUH?

[Sniffing]
lT SMELLS LlKE
OLD AlRLlNE FOOD lN HERE.

[Ditch]
AHH! OH! NO!

GENU lNE DEAD PEOPLE!

- NOW WHAT?
- WHAT?

A DEAD FLlGHT CREW MAKES
ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!

LEVEL WlTH ME!
lS TH lS A NUCLEAR TH lNG?

TH lS lS A NUCLEAR
TH lNG, lSN'T lT?

LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO COME ANY CLOSER.

lN FACT, YOU
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.

- EXTERNAL GEN lTALlA
ARE MORE SUSCEPTlBLE.

- WHAT? SUSCEPTlBLE TO WHAT?

- HERE. COVER YOURSELF WlTH TH lS.
- WHAT lS TH lS?

- USE lT AS A TESTlCULAR SH lELD.
- OH, COME ON .

"COME ON" WHAT? l'M NOT JOKlNG.
COVER YOURSELF. AND STAY HERE.

DON'T MOVE.

♪♪♪

WELL. LOOK AT TH lS.

- l TOLD YOU TO WAlT!
- DON'T WORRY.

- l GOT MY COFFEE-TRON DlCK DEFENDER.
- l NEVER SAlD lT WAS NUCLEAR.

YOU JUST ASSUMED.

- MY, MY, MY, MY, MY!
- PUT lT BACK!

DO YOU MlND?

l SPENT TEN YEARS
CHASlNG RUSSlAN GOLD.

MAYBE lT'S NOT A MEDAL AROUND
MY NECK, BUT lT STlLL FEELS GOOD.

LOOK, lT'S NOT MlNE, AND
lT'S CERTAlNLY NOT YOURS.

SO PUT lT BACK!

WHAT?

YOU DON'T TH lNK l'VE
EARNED lT THESE PAST FEW DAYS?

l TH lNK TH lS DESERVES
AN EXPLANATlON .

TH lS SH lPMENT WAS HEADlNG FOR
THE GOLD RESERVE lN MOSCOW.

THE K.G.B., THE K.G. USED-TO-BE,
H lJACKED THE PLANE AND FLEW lT HERE.

lT WAS PlNKWATER'S JOB TO
FlND A BUYER. . .

AND CHANGE THE GOLD
lNTO HARD CURRENCY, CASH .

THERE'S ABOUT $600 MlLLlON HERE FOR--

MY GOD!

- DAMN!
- OH, SH lT!

COME ON!
LET'S GO!

[P.A. System]
WELCOME ABOARD,
LADlES AND GENTLEMEN .

CERTAlN SAFETY FEATURES
OF OUR BOElNG 747.

WE HAVE SEVERAL EMERGENCY EXlTS
ON ElTHER SlDE OF THE AlRCRAFT.

l'M GONNA CHECK ON THE GOLD!

YOUR SEAT BELT HAS BEEN DESlGNED
FOR EASY FASTEN lNG AND RELEASE.

TO FASTEN, lNSERT THE
METAL STRlP lNTO THE BUCKLE.

TO RELEASE, LlFT UP ON THE METAL FLAP
ON TOP OF THE BUCKLE.

- VLAD, GET UP HERE!

- YOUR CABlN lS BElNG
PRESSURlZED FOR YOUR--

- AH!

- HOWEVER, SHOULD THERE BE
A RAPlD CHANGE lN PRESSURE--

LET'S GO TH lS WAY!
COME ON! QU lCK!

VLAD!

VLAD, THERE'S
SOMEONE lN THE PLANE!

CHECK THE COCKPlT!

[P.A. System]
PLACE THE OXYGEN MASK OVER
YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH AND SECURE--

[Chris]
PlLOT ESCAPE HATCH .

OH, GOD.

[P.A.]
lF YOU ARE TRAVELlNG WlTH
lNFANTS OR SMALL--

PLEASE BE SURE TO PUT YOUR OWN--

AND RlGHT NOW WE JUST
WANT YOU TO SlT BACK,

RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR FLlGHT.

♪♪♪

WE HAVE TO CALL THE F.B. l .

MONEY.

- DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?
- MM-HMM.

STRAlGHT THROUGH
THAT DOOR lN THE LOBBY.

DO YOU HAVE CHANGE
FOR TWO DOLLARS?

WELL, WE REALLY
DON'T GlVE CHANGE, BUT--

THANKS.

- H l .
- HOWDY.

WHAT CAN l GET
FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN?

SOME COFFEE, PLEASE.

CREAM AND SUGAR?

- BLACK.
- YES, SlR.

COMlN' RlGHT UP.

[Old Man]
THERE YOU GO.

SOME SPEClAL AGENT.

HE SAlD l HAD TO DRlVE ALL THE WAY
TO PHOEN lX TO FlLE

THE REPORT lN PERSON .

WOULDN'T EVEN SEND A GODDAMN
FlELD AGENT.

SO, DRlVE TO PHOEN lX.
WHAT'S THE BlG DEAL?

THOSE MEN CAME TO THE PLANE
FOR A REASON, DlTCH .

THEY'RE READY TO MOVE THE GOLD.
THEY HAVE A BUYER!

WE GOTTA GO BACK, DlTCH .

NO. NO, WRONG. WRONG.
l AM NOT GOlN' BACK.

l'M NOT TALKlNG
ANY BlG HEROlCS.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO lS GET
THElR FLlGHT lNFORMATlON .

lT'D MEAN LlVES, DlTCH .
PLEASE.

YOU KEEP TALKlN' ABOUT ALL THESE
LlVES WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVlNG.

WHAT ABOUT MY LlFE, HUH?

lT'S BEEN ClRCLlNG THE DRAlN
FOR A FEW DAYS NOW.

l'M OUT OF BUSlNESS. l LOST MY CAR.
THE F.A.A. STlLL TH lNKS l LET YOU DlE.

FOR SOMEBODY l NEVER SLEPT WlTH,
YOU SURE FUCKED ME PRETTY GOOD.

LOOK.

THAT GOLD WAS EARMARKED
TO BUY BASlC NECESSlTlES.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPEN lNG lN RUSSlA?

HOW CLOSE lT lS TO COLLAPSE?

lF THE GOLD DEAL GOES THROUGH,
PlNKWATER AND H lS COMRADES

USE THE MONEY TO FlNANCE
A COUP TO TAKE CONTROL!

AND THEY'RE KlLLERS!
JUST LlKE STALlN WAS!

AND THOUSANDS OF
PEOPLE WlLL DlE!

PEOPLE LlKE MY FAMlLY!

YEAH, PEOPLE LlKE YOUR FAMlLY.

l'M STARTlN' TO BELlEVE THAT
MAYBE TH lS WHOLE FAMlLY TH lNG

lS A BUNCH OF BULLSH lT!

MAYBE YOU'RE WORKlN' FOR YOURSELF,
TRYlN' TO SCAM

YOUR PARTNERS OUT OF THE GOLD.

l CAN'T BELlEVE
YOU'RE SAYlNG THAT.

AS FOR THAT LlTTLE DOG
WlTH THREE LEGS--

WH-WHAT WAS H lS NAME?
TRlPOD?

l DlDN'T SAY ANYTH lNG AT THE TlME
BECAUSE, BASlCALLY,

l THOUGHT l WAS GONNA GET LAlD.

BUT COULDN'T YOU HAVE COME
UP WlTH SOMETH lNG A LlTTLE

STRONGER THAN A THREE-LEGGED DOG?

OH, l SEE.

YOU WANNA BELlEVE lT'S A LlE,
DON'T YOU?

BECAUSE THEN YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO ANYTH lNG, RlGHT?

PACK THE BAGS.
WE'RE GOlN' ON A GU lLT TRlP.

THOSE MEN ARE GANGSTERS.

lN RUSSlA, THEY'RE lNTO ARMS,
COUNTERFElTlNG, CONTRACT KlLLS!

THAT lS RUSSlA!
NOT HERE!

BUT ONCE THEY'RE lN POWER, lT'LL BE
THE COLD WAR ALL OVER AGAlN!

MORE MlSSlLES
AlMED AT YOUR COUNTRY!

lS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, DlTCH?

DON'T WAVE THAT FLAG AT ME, BECAUSE
lT'S NOT GONNA WORK, ALL RlGHT?

WELL, WHAT DOES
WORK ON YOU, DlTCH?

l HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO FlGURE THAT OUT.

WHAT ARE YOU WlLLlNG TO
STlCK YOUR NECK OUT FOR, HUH?

l'D REALLY LlKE TO KNOW!

YOU'RE USlNG ME.

JUST LlKE YOU
USED YOUR ROOMMATE.

- THAT'S NOT FAlR.
- BUT lT'S TRUE, lSN'T lT?

YOU NEVER WANTED TO HELP ME 'CAUSE
YOU DlDN'T GlVE A SH lT ABOUT ME!

- ADMlT lT!
- MAYBE NOT AT FlRST.

NO. NOT THEN . NOT NOW.
NOT EVER.

GlVE ME MY WALLET BACK.

SO l'M THE BAD GUY, RlGHT?

♪♪♪

WHAT DO YOU GOT
FOR DESERT ClTY?

1 1 :40 PHOEN lX BUS STOPS THERE.
$5.50.

[Horn honking]

[Semi Driver]
HEY!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE,
A DEATH WlSH, BUDDY?

- N lCE WORK, PAL.
- HEY.

COOL, DUDE.

- THANKS.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Horn Honking]

[Tires Screeching]

HEY. GOT ONE JUST LlKE lT.

[Man]
TWO MORE.

KEEP lT GOlN'.
YOU GOT lT.

♪♪♪

[Man Speaking Russian]

[Woman Shouting ln Russian]

[Man Shouting ln Russian]

[Speaking Russian]

YO!

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- ME? CHUCK. BRODlE. F.A.A.

l NEED YOU TO CALL
THE COUNTY SHERlFF.

TELL H lM THERE'S A CARGO JET
OUT THERE THAT JUST LOADED UP

1 ,000 KEYS OF BLACK TAR HEROlN .

THEY'RE GETTlN' READY TO TAKE
OFF, SO TELL H lM TO ROLL NOW!

HEY, YOU GOT ANY PROOF THAT, UH--
WHAT, YOU WANNA SEE MY l .D.?

- YEAH!
- FlNE.

l'LL SHOW lT TO
YOU AT THE HEARlNG.

- WHAT HEARlNG?

THE ONE WHERE WE JERK YOUR
LlCENSE FOR LETTlN' TH lS HAPPEN

RlGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE, CHUCK!

YOU SPOKE TO CARTEGENA?

- OF COURSE. JUST NOW.
- EVERYTH lNG'S CONFlRMED?

YES. HE SAlD THE SOONER THE BETTER.

- WHAT'S WlTH THE CAR?
- TH lS lS A CADlLLAC ALLANTE.

NORTHSTAR EDlTlON .

DOUBLE THE HORSEPOWER.
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE.

lT'S AN AMERlCAN
COLLECTlBLE CLASSlC.

OKAY, JUST PUT THE RlDlCULOUS CAR ON
THE PLANE AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE.

lT GETS NOTlCED.

WHAT ARE YOU DOlNG, CHUCK?

l'M ENTERlN' MY CALLlNG CARD PlN .

NO. NO!

- l'M ON HOLD.
- NO TlME FOR THAT.

RAlSE YOUR RlGHT HAND.

WH-WHAT FOR?

FEDERAL EMERGENCY.
NOW REPEAT AFTER ME.

- l DO HEREBY SOLEMNLY SWEAR.
- l DO HEREBY SOLEMNLY SWEAR.

l WlLL HONOR,
OBSERVE AND OBEY. . .

ALL THE APPLlCABLE RULES
AND REGULATlONS OF THE F.A.A.

ALL APPLlCABLE RULES AND
REGULATlONS OF THE F.A.A.

- E PLURlBUS UNUM.
- E PLURlBUS UNUM.

GREAT.

OKAY, DEPUTY, YOU GOT
A SPARE CHUTE SOMEWHERE?

- DEPUTY?
- WELCOME ABOARD.

THAT LAKE, THE ONE OVER
THE lNDlAN RESERVATlON .

- WHAT lS lT?
- SAN CARLOS?

HOW LONG 'TlL WE'RE THERE?

ANOTHER TEN MlNUTES. WHY?

l HAVE TO THROW
OUT SOME GARBAGE.

ALL RlGHT.

[Ditch]
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!

[Pilot]
l CAN'T STOP!

LOWER! SLOWER!

LOWER! LOWER!

WHAT THE HELL YOU DOlN'?

ALL RlGHT!

l'M GONNA CRAWL
OUT ONTO THE WlNG!

WHEN l GET STABLE, l'M
GONNA GlVE YOU A SlGNAL!

l WANT YOU TO FLlP
TH lS PLANE OVER!

THEN l'M GONNA HANG BY MY LEGS!

SO WHEN YOU FLlP BACK OVER,
l'M SlTTlN' ON THE OTHER WlNG!

THAT WAY, WHEN YOU MANEUVER
UP TO THE OTHER PLANE,

l'M lN A BETTER POSlTlON TO GRAB ON!

YOU GOT lT?

ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MlND?

YES. YES, l AM!

STEADY!

STEADY, OKAY?

l'M READY!

GO!

WHOA!

ALL RlGHT, CHUCK!

NOW!

[Shouting ln Russian]

[Screams]

- HEY! WATCH THE PAlNT JOB!
- SHUT UP!

l MADE YOU .

l FOUND YOU AND l TRAlNED YOU,
AND YOU TURN AROUND AND YOU USE

lT AGAlNST ME!

KRlSTA. KRlSTA.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU
TO DlE HERE TODAY.

LOOK AT ME.

YOU ARE ONE OF US.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO lS TELL ME
THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE YOU TOLD.

AND TELL ME ABOUT
TH lS DlTCH BRODlE.

AH!

YOU CAN HAVE TH lS MONEY.

SOME OF lT lS YOURS.

HEY! HEY! WE GOT COMPANY!
GET UP HERE!

PUT HER lN THE TRUNK!

OH!

lN THE TRUNK!

COME ON .
COME ON!

GET-- GET lN THERE!

AH!

WHAT lS lT?

[Pilot]
lT'S A BlPLANE.

lT'S DlTCH .

[Grunting]
SH lT!

GET OUTTA MY CAR!

AH!

[Screaming]

♪♪♪

GlVE ME YOUR PARACHUTE!

[Yells, lndistinct]
OH, SH lT!

OH!

KEYS!

COME ON!

DlTCH!

♪♪♪

[Screaming]

♪♪♪

[Ditch]
WE FlNALLY GOT THAT TANDEM JUMP lN!

WE'RE LOSlN' HYDRAULlC POWER!

l'M GOlN' BACKUP.

[Screams]

WHERE YA GOlN'?

WOMAN, ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MlND?

[Sirens blaring]

LET lT GO.
LET lT GO!

WHAT?

l'M GONNA TAKE A NAP.

WAKE ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE
SAVlN' THE WORLD, WlLL YA?

YOU'D MAKE A GREAT K.G.B. AGENT.

YOU'RE REALLY COURAGEOUS.
AND YOU'RE REALLY CUTE.

YOU ARE.

♪♪♪

[Wham]
AH!

KRlSTA, YOU'VE DONE VERY WELL.

BUT THEN AGAlN, YOU
ALWAYS WERE MY FAVORlTE.

HEY, DlTCH, LOOK.
lT'S FOR YOU .

[Screams]
Oh!

[Screaming]

KRlSTA WAS MORE OF A MAN
THAN YOU COULD EVER BE.

[Screaming]

DlTCH .
DlTCH .

l'M GONNA--l'M GONNA
GET YOU OUTTA HERE.

HEY, JO. ROBOCAM.

GUESS WHAT l GOT.
CHECK lT OUT.

POSTCARD FROM DlTCH .

NO!

GlMME, GlMME, GlMME, GlMME.

REALLY.

COME ON, JOLLEEN, READ lT.

HA-HA!

HE MADE lT!

HEY, YOU GUYS, A POSTCARD
FROM DlTCH .

POSTCARD FROM DlTCH .

HE MADE lT, GUYS.

[Man Speaking Russian]

MR. RlCHARD BRODlE.

MR. RlCHARD BRODlE.
COME.

MY, MY, MY, MY, MY.

THANK YOU .

VERY COOL.

YOU LOOK GOOD lN RUSSlAN GOLD.

♪♪♪

HELLO.

HOW ARE YA?

H l, MAMA.

HOW ARE YA?

UH, HEY!

PAPA!

GET THAT HAND.

GOOD TO SEE YA.

YES.

[Dog Barking]

HEY-HEY!
l DON'T BELlEVE lT!

YES! TRlPOD?

♪♪♪