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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 {\fad(0,1000)\fscx25\fscy25\t(0,6000,\fscx125\fscy125)\c&H000000&\3c&H00FFFF&} Encoded by monu987 1 00:03:27,509 --> 00:03:31,017 Congratulations, master! Thank you. 2 00:03:32,697 --> 00:03:35,705 Oh, Pao... 3 00:03:37,374 --> 00:03:41,372 Mum's given birth again! 4 00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:45,920 Mum's given birth again! 5 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:04,421 - What's she given birth to this time? - Sister, mum's... 6 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:09,499 Hey, is it a boy or a girl? 7 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:11,638 - Let's find out. - Okay. 8 00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:15,135 Sister, mum's given birth again! 9 00:04:15,225 --> 00:04:20,233 - What did she have? - What did she have? 10 00:04:20,323 --> 00:04:23,572 - Mum... Mum... - Stop stammering. 11 00:04:23,662 --> 00:04:27,910 - Tell me, is it a boy or a girl? - It's another phoenix. 12 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:35,555 - She can play with us!! - Mum's had a girl! 13 00:04:44,831 --> 00:04:48,410 Your mum's failed again. My dad... 14 00:04:49,878 --> 00:04:53,167 It has nothing to do with you dad! 15 00:04:53,257 --> 00:04:56,536 San Feng, stop! You've gone too far! 16 00:04:56,636 --> 00:05:01,183 Dad said we should have nothing to do with Shaolin boys. 17 00:05:01,263 --> 00:05:04,401 If you want to complain, speak to him. 18 00:05:06,951 --> 00:05:11,778 - You act just like a dragon. - Tom boy! 19 00:05:15,546 --> 00:05:19,005 Shaolin dragons can't lose to a Wu Tang phoenix! 20 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:26,890 - Come on, your master isn't afraid. - You call yourself our master?! 21 00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:30,988 Too bad you don't have our little thing... 22 00:05:43,723 --> 00:05:49,569 - Dad said never to argue with girls. - We must not lose face to Wu Tang. 23 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:53,238 - Come on, brothers! - Beat them, sister! 24 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:01,923 Look, Brother Sun Lung has arrived. 25 00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:14,568 Let's help Sun Lung! 26 00:06:24,003 --> 00:06:29,760 - What's that fighting style called? - "Shaolin makes fun of Wu Tang". 27 00:06:33,568 --> 00:06:37,406 Sister... be careful! 28 00:06:41,115 --> 00:06:45,073 - Hey, impressive! - Don't try to flatter me. 29 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:55,927 Hurry up and help! 30 00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:08,701 We said it was "Shaolin makes fun of Wu Tang". 31 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:12,409 No, it's "Monkey falling out of a tree". 32 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,749 - Are they singing about you? - Don't listen! 33 00:08:27,603 --> 00:08:33,379 - I'm sure they're singing about you... - No singing! 34 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:47,972 Take this ginseng to Mrs Pao tomorrow to pay our respects. 35 00:08:48,052 --> 00:08:53,849 - She gives birth to a girl and we... - She still needs her strength. 36 00:08:53,939 --> 00:08:58,277 We need ten cows for one of Pao Seng Fang's girls. 37 00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:02,025 Ten years and we've only saved enough for three cows. 38 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,244 It's impossible! 39 00:09:04,324 --> 00:09:07,683 If we work hard, we'll succeed eventually. 40 00:09:07,763 --> 00:09:11,811 Look, in six months we've saved enough for a leg. 41 00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:13,940 Even when we have ten cows- 42 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:18,557 - how long will I wait before we get another ten? 43 00:09:18,657 --> 00:09:24,494 - Don't worry, you'll marry Yee Feng! - How... how do I do that? 44 00:10:00,897 --> 00:10:03,976 Stupid! That's not a cow. 45 00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:22,467 - What's this? - It has four legs. 46 00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:25,185 What do you know? 47 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:41,048 - Let's see... - You've got a funny bottom! 48 00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:45,396 - You've got no sympathy for me. - A cow has four legs! 49 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:49,023 - There, it's alright. - And a tail too! 50 00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:52,112 Practise your kung fu! 51 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:57,989 "Student of the godess of mercy." 52 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:05,055 "Buddhas on poles." 53 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,691 "Hovering on clouds." 54 00:11:25,545 --> 00:11:27,594 "Flying over heaven." 55 00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:33,562 "Beauty and the mirror." 56 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,730 Stop! 57 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:41,878 - What's that? - "Beauty and the mirror." 58 00:11:41,957 --> 00:11:44,416 What kind of mirror is that? 59 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,632 You never learn! 60 00:11:56,891 --> 00:12:01,638 "By the riverside, a poor little phoenix cries"... 61 00:12:01,728 --> 00:12:06,615 What's wrong with girls? A phoenix is what our family needs. 62 00:12:07,076 --> 00:12:12,633 I need a dragon to carry on our line, but mother has failed again. 63 00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:16,850 Always a phoenix... always girls! 64 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:21,649 - You can't bame mum for that! - And why not? 65 00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:26,906 Dad, I'm as good as a dragon in Wu Tang sword style. 66 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:33,452 Listen, child. Eighteen years ago, when you were inside your mother... 67 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:37,750 - I gave you a boy's name, but... - But what, dad? 68 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:44,887 You're just another girl. Very soon you will fly the nest. 69 00:12:44,977 --> 00:12:48,025 No way, I'm a dragon. I won't fly the nest. 70 00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:53,493 Half dragon and half phoenix... Who'd want you? 71 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,951 - You... - You can fly wherever you want. 72 00:12:57,041 --> 00:13:00,129 But never to the Lung family! 73 00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:05,047 They want marriage, so they can steal my Wu Tang style. 74 00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:07,306 Shaolin kung fu is bullshit! 75 00:13:08,736 --> 00:13:12,024 I say the Wu Tang sword is unique! 76 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:17,032 Practise your sword skills. Shaolin kung fu is forbidden! 77 00:13:43,178 --> 00:13:45,848 Carry on! 78 00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:50,355 No food for the lazy! 79 00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:57,681 - I'd rather not have anything to eat! - Carry on! 80 00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:06,827 - He's a bastard! - Who are you swearing at? 81 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:11,015 - I saw you cursing too! - Don't deny it! 82 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:15,982 - I don't deny anything. - That's good! 83 00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:20,200 A real man says what he thinks. 84 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,690 - What, here? - No... 85 00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:28,527 One, two, three... Dad's a bastard! 86 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:37,213 One, two, three... Dad's a bastard! 87 00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:39,381 Dad's coming! 88 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:24,669 You must be very tired... Sleep now. 89 00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:36,163 Dad! 90 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:48,768 - What's wrong now? - Dad, we're sorry. 91 00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:52,056 - We were cursing you. - Cursing me? 92 00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:54,905 What did you say about me? 93 00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:01,711 We'll tell you, but only if you don't get mad. 94 00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:04,719 Go ahead, nice and loud. 95 00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:12,905 - Count us in. - One, two, three... 96 00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:17,113 - Dad's a bastard! - Louder... 97 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:21,071 Dad's a bastard! 98 00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:25,670 - Dad, you promised not to get mad. - That's right... 99 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:32,476 - But... I am not your real father. - You are our real father! 100 00:16:33,806 --> 00:16:38,353 No. But if your fathers had known kung fu... 101 00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:41,902 ...your families wouldn't have perished. 102 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:56,355 Ten years ago, bandits atacked our village. 103 00:16:56,435 --> 00:17:01,232 My brother, Yee Lung, and I were heading home. 104 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:05,080 We immediately tried to help. 105 00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:10,818 - Brother, what now? - It's alright! Get in! 106 00:18:10,978 --> 00:18:12,727 Kill them! 107 00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,074 We must save the chldren! 108 00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:51,379 Yee Lung, come on! 109 00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:07,070 - Are you okay? - Kill them! 110 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:15,606 I wounded him in the eyes and got away safely... Those bastards. 111 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:20,934 I've had to bring you up alone for ten years. It's not been easy. 112 00:19:22,873 --> 00:19:27,500 - Should we call you master or dad? - Dad, of course! 113 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:29,819 Dad, of course! 114 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,807 Father, please sit down. 115 00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:39,335 Our father, please accept our humble respect. 116 00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:47,071 You brought us up, you are our real father in our eyes. 117 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:55,207 You also taught us kung fu. You are a great... great... 118 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:59,555 - A great father. - Please accept our gratitude. 119 00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:06,952 Good boys, my very good sons. 120 00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,375 And you are the naughty one! 121 00:20:21,184 --> 00:20:23,933 I'm the naughty one, so punish me! 122 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:53,898 - Does it hurt? - No, I'm used to it. 123 00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:07,422 Dad's too clumsy for delicate jobs. 124 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:13,629 What you really need is a mother. 125 00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:18,396 When can I take revenge for my ruined eye? 126 00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:35,099 With our strength we can easily handle the Shaolin brats. 127 00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:41,105 Phoenix village is a tasty piece of meat waiting to be licked clean. 128 00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:48,452 Boss, Pao Seng Feng's daughters have slim waists and large buttocks! 129 00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:55,258 I'm not blind! But can we handle both Shaolin and Wu Tang? 130 00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:56,688 - Boss. - Speak now. 131 00:21:56,768 --> 00:21:59,316 Yes, tell us your plan, schemer. 132 00:21:59,396 --> 00:22:04,984 They've been rivals for centuries, so we get them to kill each other. 133 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,992 - That way you get your revenge. - Right! Go on. 134 00:22:09,082 --> 00:22:14,629 We then overcome Pao and celebrate with his women! 135 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:47,324 I, Pao Seng Feng, have always helped the needy. 136 00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:51,242 I'm not asking a lot, just a son of my own. 137 00:22:51,332 --> 00:22:57,038 Though I have nine daughters, I give you this offering. 138 00:22:57,128 --> 00:23:00,996 Please bless the Pao family with a son. 139 00:23:01,086 --> 00:23:05,104 I beseech you in the name of my ancestors. 140 00:23:06,264 --> 00:23:09,352 Put your faith in Buddha. 141 00:23:10,272 --> 00:23:15,439 Master, do I look like a man who is unable to have a son? 142 00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:22,926 For you not to have a son, there must be something wrong with your feng shui. 143 00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:24,885 What must I do? 144 00:23:30,812 --> 00:23:36,029 - Pao claims Wu Tang style is best. - He's never proved it. 145 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:40,907 Shaolin teaches everything - sabre, spear, rod and staff. 146 00:23:43,835 --> 00:23:46,324 - Uncle... - Chief! 147 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:51,562 - Why uncle and not father-in-law? - Which phoenix are you after? 148 00:23:51,642 --> 00:23:55,430 Can he be an uncle, if he can't have a son? 149 00:23:56,109 --> 00:24:00,858 - We have business to attend to. - Of course, this way. 150 00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:08,294 A happy land for happy men... a fertile place. 151 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:10,993 Masculinity flourishes here. 152 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:17,610 - You should have had many sons. - Please, go on. 153 00:24:17,699 --> 00:24:20,618 - What a pity! - What's wrong? 154 00:24:20,698 --> 00:24:24,206 - Who are those people? - Brother Sun Lung! 155 00:24:24,326 --> 00:24:26,325 - Turtle! - Egg! 156 00:24:26,415 --> 00:24:28,714 You're calling Sun Lung a turtle egg? 157 00:24:28,794 --> 00:24:33,842 - No! He can eat this turtle. - My bird's egg, too! 158 00:24:33,922 --> 00:24:36,090 I don't have much of an appetite, even for turtle meat. 159 00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:40,228 - What do you want? - I want a phoenix. 160 00:24:40,428 --> 00:24:47,025 The masculinity of the ten dragons on the other side of the river- 161 00:24:47,115 --> 00:24:52,033 - is a barrier, blocking the free flow of Ying and Yang. 162 00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:57,679 That is why you find yourself unable to have any sons. 163 00:24:57,759 --> 00:25:03,147 Master, I am prepared to do anything to be blessed with a son. 164 00:25:04,697 --> 00:25:07,445 The problem is the Shaolin. 165 00:25:07,525 --> 00:25:11,823 If you really want a son, you must get rid of them. 166 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,562 If Tai Feng were our mother- 167 00:25:14,662 --> 00:25:17,790 - dad would be happy and we'd learn Wu Tang style. 168 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,429 - Right! - No way! 169 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:23,347 Dad has three cows. Pao Seng Feng wants ten! 170 00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:29,564 The tom boy is Pao's favourite. Maybe she'd put in a good word for us. 171 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:33,493 But we offended her the other day. 172 00:25:33,572 --> 00:25:37,331 - It's all your fault! - Me? You were there too! 173 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,948 - I'll go and apologise. - Just like that? 174 00:25:41,038 --> 00:25:45,296 - You'll cause another fight. - You must act like a gentleman. 175 00:25:45,427 --> 00:25:50,864 Right... I'll dress up. Let's get dad's wedding gown. 176 00:25:52,193 --> 00:25:57,701 - Why is it so huge? - He must have been happy, to be so fat! 177 00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:01,468 Careful! Dad will kill you if you tear it. 178 00:26:01,548 --> 00:26:03,948 There's room for a couple of people! 179 00:26:04,048 --> 00:26:10,305 - This is dad's most beautiful gown. - It looks awful on you. 180 00:26:10,385 --> 00:26:14,443 Do you really think you'll impress her looking like that? 181 00:26:14,522 --> 00:26:18,060 Don't worry, I'll look really elegant. 182 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:26,256 - Miss, how are you? - I'm fine. 183 00:26:29,225 --> 00:26:33,343 No, that's no good. She hates being called miss! 184 00:26:33,473 --> 00:26:36,561 - How about Sister Phoenix? - No! 185 00:26:36,652 --> 00:26:39,530 - Brother Dragon? - She's not a dragon. 186 00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:44,908 - How about Brother Phoenix? - That's it! Call her Brother Phoenix! 187 00:27:48,727 --> 00:27:51,745 - Look! - It's uncle. 188 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:56,633 - Lf Pao see, this we're finished. - I thought he scared you? 189 00:28:06,058 --> 00:28:10,435 Always that silly grin... Can you never find something to say? 190 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:17,073 For you... for your mother. 191 00:28:18,372 --> 00:28:22,300 - Oh, no. It's the witch! - You can't say that anymore. 192 00:28:23,510 --> 00:28:29,296 Sister... Have you forgotten what father said? Go home! 193 00:28:33,685 --> 00:28:36,613 Don't come any closer! 194 00:28:37,703 --> 00:28:40,541 Can't you scum read?! 195 00:28:40,621 --> 00:28:42,990 NO SHAOLIN BEYOND THIS POINT 196 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,698 - You... You... - Can't speak either? 197 00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:53,975 That ugly face of yours really scares me... Come on! 198 00:28:54,604 --> 00:28:57,862 Uncle, dad wants you! 199 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:03,110 She's not worth it. Come home. 200 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,676 - Sun Lung, it's your turn. - Okay. 201 00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,924 Brother Phoenix... 202 00:29:20,561 --> 00:29:27,628 - Brother Phoenix, how are you? - What's the monkey up to now? 203 00:29:27,748 --> 00:29:31,666 My parents died when I was very young. 204 00:29:31,746 --> 00:29:36,244 I don't even know my father's name. 205 00:29:36,344 --> 00:29:39,712 - All I know is that you're crazy! - Wait, I just... 206 00:29:40,142 --> 00:29:43,020 - What do you want? - Well, brother... 207 00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:48,068 We live by the same river, We should have intermarried long ago. 208 00:29:48,148 --> 00:29:52,096 We've offended you, so we want to apologise. 209 00:29:55,014 --> 00:29:57,253 Stop! Go home! 210 00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:04,440 My father says that the Shaolin are nothing but trouble! 211 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,900 Brother Phoenix, don't get me wrong... 212 00:30:06,190 --> 00:30:10,058 What...? Leave now or I'll take action! 213 00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:11,536 Brother Phoenix... 214 00:30:12,696 --> 00:30:18,124 Brother Phoenix... Please don't get mad. I'll explain... 215 00:30:18,214 --> 00:30:20,922 Stay back or I'll kill you. 216 00:30:24,231 --> 00:30:26,270 Please, let's talk... 217 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,597 Sun Lung, show her some Shaolin kung fu. 218 00:30:52,027 --> 00:30:53,906 Get her! 219 00:31:02,172 --> 00:31:03,542 Come on! 220 00:31:24,921 --> 00:31:27,759 This is bullshit! 221 00:31:31,228 --> 00:31:32,847 Excellent! 222 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,653 Sister! 223 00:31:44,121 --> 00:31:46,870 Help! My sister can't swim! 224 00:31:58,434 --> 00:32:01,473 She's not breathing... What shall we do? 225 00:32:01,573 --> 00:32:04,691 - Give her the kiss of life. - How? 226 00:32:04,782 --> 00:32:08,369 Blow into her mouth. 227 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:14,506 Sister, you mustn't die. 228 00:32:17,965 --> 00:32:21,083 I'm out of breath. You take over. 229 00:32:22,433 --> 00:32:27,780 - Hurry, blow! - Give me back my sister! 230 00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:50,609 - Your sword. - Sister!! 231 00:32:52,029 --> 00:32:55,997 - She's crying. - Women are made from water! 232 00:32:59,425 --> 00:33:03,433 That Wu Tang sword is really something! 233 00:33:03,513 --> 00:33:07,301 If she'd cut a little higher... 234 00:33:07,391 --> 00:33:10,400 ...you'd have lost your manhood. 235 00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:13,108 So, she has human feelings? 236 00:33:13,198 --> 00:33:16,316 - And a nice mouth... - And strong legs! 237 00:33:19,285 --> 00:33:24,682 If we learn Wu Tang sword and combine it with Shaolin kung fu... 238 00:33:24,763 --> 00:33:27,971 - We'd be invincible! - Uncle's back! 239 00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:32,299 - We have to fix them. - We haven't time! 240 00:33:32,738 --> 00:33:36,267 You were told not to fight with women! 241 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:40,535 If you love fighting, you can fight each other! 242 00:33:42,873 --> 00:33:47,171 But we're brothers. We respect each other. 243 00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,050 Fight! 244 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:55,898 If you don't hit harder, I'll tell father what you've done! 245 00:33:58,866 --> 00:34:01,274 Monkey boy, you asked for it! 246 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,491 Whoever loses will have to go and see dad! 247 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,057 Uncle, tell them to stop. 248 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:38,506 - Fight! - Fight who? 249 00:34:38,687 --> 00:34:41,885 - Me! - You must be kidding. 250 00:34:41,975 --> 00:34:43,354 Come on! 251 00:34:45,403 --> 00:34:48,361 - Now I'm serious. - Uncle, don't... 252 00:35:01,645 --> 00:35:04,214 - Grab that pole! - Very Well! 253 00:35:26,853 --> 00:35:30,771 Stop pretending. Get up! Sun Lung...? 254 00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:37,777 - Sun Lung, are you alright? - Well, he's dead. 255 00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:40,367 Uncle, you're inhuman! 256 00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:43,794 What... what shall we do? 257 00:35:43,884 --> 00:35:47,083 He's not breathing. Give him some air. 258 00:35:47,173 --> 00:35:50,271 - How? - Blow into his mouth. 259 00:35:56,789 --> 00:35:58,618 Kid, you're dead! 260 00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:06,623 - We did it to help you and dad! - We did it for you! 261 00:36:06,714 --> 00:36:09,642 We've got no chance now, have we? 262 00:36:11,052 --> 00:36:14,509 Uncle, you mustn't give up now. 263 00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:19,907 We'll get wives for you two and the sword style for us all! 264 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:27,634 The fifth daughter likes kung fu. We'll give her lessons. 265 00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:33,431 We'll impress Pao and then suggest father's marriage. 266 00:36:45,614 --> 00:36:46,994 Great! 267 00:36:48,084 --> 00:36:53,840 The martial arts contest between Shaolin and Wu Tang will begin. 268 00:36:56,979 --> 00:37:02,197 - The loser calls the winner "master". - Let's see who's the best! 269 00:37:05,235 --> 00:37:08,584 - Who challenges me? - What stance is that? 270 00:37:08,664 --> 00:37:13,131 - Water-snake. Use the eel. - No! You need the duck. 271 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,418 Come on! 272 00:37:42,726 --> 00:37:45,925 You've lost. Call me master! 273 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:53,021 Idiot! It was a poisonous snake, not a water snake. 274 00:37:53,111 --> 00:37:55,240 They're arguing!! 275 00:37:57,419 --> 00:38:01,718 Don't crow too soon. You're a snake but I'm a cat! 276 00:38:02,727 --> 00:38:07,464 You're so skinny, just like a sick cat! 277 00:38:11,193 --> 00:38:14,641 Scared! Then bow and call me master. 278 00:38:15,991 --> 00:38:19,948 Why are you scared? Squeeze him to death! 279 00:38:21,288 --> 00:38:24,127 Show them your moves. 280 00:38:26,835 --> 00:38:29,963 She's about to wet herself! 281 00:38:31,902 --> 00:38:36,481 - What now? - My stomach aches... 282 00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:38,189 Useless! 283 00:39:46,407 --> 00:39:48,206 I win! 284 00:39:50,914 --> 00:39:53,043 You play dirty! 285 00:39:53,123 --> 00:39:56,381 I just play to win. 286 00:39:56,462 --> 00:40:00,520 - Bow and call him master! - I haven't lost yet. 287 00:40:01,059 --> 00:40:02,478 Stop! 288 00:40:03,898 --> 00:40:08,535 - What's going on? - Mind your own business! Come on. 289 00:40:12,693 --> 00:40:17,002 What's all this? Go and find out. 290 00:40:24,677 --> 00:40:28,855 - What are they doing? - What a ridiculous way to pee. 291 00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:39,741 - Have you finished yet? - Soon. 292 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,948 - Have you finished? - Nearly. 293 00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:09,596 Hey, I'm here to apologise, not to fight. 294 00:41:14,103 --> 00:41:16,813 The Wu Tang style is unique. 295 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:21,070 If you hadn't spared me, I'd be a eunuch now. 296 00:41:23,529 --> 00:41:25,908 Do you want to steal Wu Tang style? 297 00:41:25,998 --> 00:41:29,586 Don't say "steal". I want to learn it. 298 00:41:32,474 --> 00:41:36,013 You defeated me on the bridge. 299 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:41,491 - This time I'll win. - You think so? 300 00:41:42,859 --> 00:41:46,627 Maybe not! Our styles have their own virtues. 301 00:41:46,707 --> 00:41:52,745 They also have weak points. If we combine them, we can improve them. 302 00:41:56,133 --> 00:42:00,001 Your mumbling actually makes sense. 303 00:42:00,141 --> 00:42:06,079 - I'll show you my style first. - Okay, go ahead. 304 00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:10,786 Watch this! 305 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:49,138 - What do you think? - It's nothing special. Go home! 306 00:42:49,237 --> 00:42:52,485 - But... - I could have kicked you into the river. 307 00:42:52,565 --> 00:42:54,895 Now get off our land! 308 00:42:54,995 --> 00:43:00,691 - You... - lf I see you again, I'll kill you! 309 00:43:03,221 --> 00:43:06,099 Sun Lung, you've been tricked. 310 00:43:06,179 --> 00:43:13,235 I've been tricked, but she's hooked. I can tell that she's interested in kung fu. 311 00:43:13,316 --> 00:43:19,533 - Maybe she likes you. - There's still hope for dad's marriage. 312 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:51,287 - Fantastic! - Who's there? Come out! 313 00:43:56,725 --> 00:43:59,393 Why aren't you at home? 314 00:43:59,483 --> 00:44:03,581 So we can't learn kung fu, but you can in secret? 315 00:44:03,661 --> 00:44:10,038 - Come on! Let's go and tell dad. - Hold it! 316 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:16,464 Wait... So you like to play with that monkey boy? 317 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:19,354 - No, I like Big Head! - I like Tong. 318 00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:23,362 - I like monkey boy. - I like learning Shaolin pole. 319 00:44:23,442 --> 00:44:29,319 - Well, you can play with them. - Sister, you're so kind. 320 00:44:29,409 --> 00:44:32,617 Are you going to tell father? 321 00:44:32,717 --> 00:44:38,424 No! Let's go and have some fun with the boys! 322 00:44:38,524 --> 00:44:43,231 Don't you understand? I need a son to inherit my Wu Tang style. 323 00:44:43,311 --> 00:44:49,859 I've done my best! My womb never has a chance to rest. 324 00:44:49,949 --> 00:44:54,826 Ten cows for a daughter, you don't even have a cow shed! 325 00:44:54,916 --> 00:45:00,164 - Wife, I know you've tried hard... - Don't touch me! 326 00:45:00,254 --> 00:45:03,472 You should think of your daughter. 327 00:45:03,561 --> 00:45:06,990 What's wrong with Tin Lung as a son-in-law? 328 00:45:07,070 --> 00:45:13,986 But he's Shaolin and I'm Wu Tang! The Pao family needs a successor. 329 00:45:14,076 --> 00:45:17,615 You've tried nine times, how about a last attempt? 330 00:45:17,705 --> 00:45:22,122 You should be ashamed at you age! 331 00:45:22,212 --> 00:45:28,309 Never mind! I call it a sign of health and happiness. 332 00:45:28,389 --> 00:45:32,477 If I agree, will you agree to the marriage of Tai Feng? 333 00:45:32,567 --> 00:45:37,405 Of course... But it's got to be a dragon. 334 00:45:38,784 --> 00:45:45,921 - Pao, feel... - Is it three months now? 335 00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:51,768 Only three months and so big! May Buddha bless us... 336 00:45:54,147 --> 00:45:57,736 Buddha, bless the Pao family with a dragon. 337 00:45:57,816 --> 00:46:00,824 A dragon for them and a phoenix for us. 338 00:46:00,904 --> 00:46:03,493 - We'll have a mum then! - Yeah, finally. 339 00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:05,832 Buddha, bless us. 340 00:46:22,743 --> 00:46:26,522 Congratulations, madam, it's a baby girl! 341 00:46:28,211 --> 00:46:30,669 Mum's given birth again! 342 00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:34,628 Mum's given birth again! 343 00:46:42,413 --> 00:46:45,122 Is it boy or girl? 344 00:46:47,331 --> 00:46:52,999 - I said, is it a boy or a girl? - It's the same as usual. 345 00:46:53,089 --> 00:46:58,886 No, it's not the same! This time it's different. 346 00:46:58,976 --> 00:47:01,045 What does she mean? 347 00:47:01,145 --> 00:47:06,142 - Different in what way? - I'm not sure... 348 00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:13,499 - Does it have a "little bird", like us? - Yes, that's it! 349 00:47:13,589 --> 00:47:19,135 - At last, a dragon! - Come on, let's tell dad the good news! 350 00:47:19,426 --> 00:47:23,013 - It's a boy! - But I saw dad's unhappy face. 351 00:47:23,103 --> 00:47:26,132 No, after you left, I saw dad's face do this. 352 00:47:28,401 --> 00:47:31,940 Finally, I've got a baby boy! 353 00:47:37,207 --> 00:47:43,723 - Pao, give the baby girl a wash too. - What? You'd better do it. 354 00:47:43,803 --> 00:47:48,971 I will dress you up beautifully, so as to give thanks to the gods. 355 00:48:15,448 --> 00:48:22,425 You see, I interrupted the spirt of the dragons and you have a son. 356 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:33,690 Sister, look! 357 00:48:38,367 --> 00:48:41,696 Mum, look who's here. 358 00:48:57,727 --> 00:49:01,515 - They're really happy for us. - So it seems. 359 00:49:06,454 --> 00:49:10,711 Don't trust them. They're after something. 360 00:49:40,307 --> 00:49:43,016 - Great! - What's great? 361 00:50:24,645 --> 00:50:27,753 - Are you okay? - I can't make it! 362 00:50:27,843 --> 00:50:30,772 Hold on! We mustn't lose again! 363 00:50:32,861 --> 00:50:35,020 San Feng! 364 00:50:35,110 --> 00:50:39,118 - Get up! - I can't! 365 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:45,665 - Sister, I really can't make it. - You making me really mad! 366 00:50:57,150 --> 00:50:58,899 Get away! 367 00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:04,236 Behave yourself. Let's team up and give them a good show. 368 00:51:44,616 --> 00:51:47,954 - He's molesting her. - Avert your eyes. 369 00:51:48,035 --> 00:51:51,702 Mr Pao, how dare they do this! 370 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:55,291 We must stop this immoral display at once! 371 00:52:01,598 --> 00:52:03,757 Don't be afraid. 372 00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:12,903 FENG'S A PIG... 373 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,628 ...A PIG-TAILED FATHER 374 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:25,357 ...OF A GLORIOUS BOY 375 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:31,743 They're such nice boys. 376 00:52:33,072 --> 00:52:36,411 - Congratulations. - This is for you. 377 00:52:36,491 --> 00:52:39,929 Thank you, auntie. Dad sends his regards. 378 00:52:40,009 --> 00:52:46,136 Thank you... Look how considerate they are. 379 00:52:50,564 --> 00:52:52,074 Dizzy? 380 00:52:52,573 --> 00:52:54,862 Sister, I'm okay now. 381 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:19,869 It's some silk fowl pills! 382 00:53:19,949 --> 00:53:26,406 - It's Yee Lung's own recipe. - It's so big! How do you swallow it? 383 00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:30,765 Silly girl, a bigger dose has a bigger effect. 384 00:53:30,885 --> 00:53:36,311 Tin Lung said that after childbirth, you must build up your strength. 385 00:53:36,391 --> 00:53:42,608 He's really a good and kind man, unlike that father of yours. 386 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:47,956 Mum... Yee Lung said they have four cows now. 387 00:53:48,046 --> 00:53:50,884 - Ask him to speak to father. - But dad... 388 00:53:50,964 --> 00:53:55,383 - Dad wants ten cows! - When can they get married? 389 00:53:55,473 --> 00:54:01,520 Your dad will agree now he has a son. Tell Yee Lung to visit. 390 00:54:38,302 --> 00:54:40,551 Uncle! 391 00:54:40,641 --> 00:54:44,318 - What are you doing here? - So good to see you. 392 00:54:44,398 --> 00:54:47,487 - We have the cows. - Skinny ones... 393 00:54:47,577 --> 00:54:53,664 Never mind, come in. Tai Feng, Yee Feng, serve the tea. 394 00:54:53,754 --> 00:54:57,372 You must talk with your future father-in-law. 395 00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:59,082 Uncle. 396 00:54:59,172 --> 00:55:03,919 Uncle, it's about the marriage of your two daughters... 397 00:55:04,019 --> 00:55:10,536 Four skinny cows for my daughters! The deal is not fair at all. 398 00:55:10,615 --> 00:55:14,454 What? You promised that if I gave you a dragon... 399 00:55:14,534 --> 00:55:16,333 - I'm not selling them cheap. - You... 400 00:55:16,413 --> 00:55:17,792 Mr Pao! 401 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:24,169 - Mr Ma, so good to see you. - I'm here on business. Ah Au! 402 00:55:24,259 --> 00:55:29,096 - Father-in-law! - Wait! You're not my son-in-law. 403 00:55:29,096 --> 00:55:36,034 Oh, he soon will be. I have a gift of ten strong cows waiting outside. 404 00:55:37,322 --> 00:55:40,321 Well... please be seated. 405 00:55:40,401 --> 00:55:45,838 Mr Mau, It's true. Tai Feng and your son make a good couple. 406 00:55:47,757 --> 00:55:51,975 Tai Feng is my future mother, how dare you! 407 00:55:52,065 --> 00:55:56,803 I don't dare! Dad, it's not her I want! 408 00:55:56,903 --> 00:56:01,950 Ah Au will be 20 this August and Tai Feng... 409 00:56:02,030 --> 00:56:06,449 How about Yee Feng? Yee Feng is not 20 yet. 410 00:56:06,539 --> 00:56:11,436 - How dare you steal my girl! - I wouldn't dare! 411 00:56:11,516 --> 00:56:18,242 - Father-in-law, I want to marry her. - So it's me you want? 412 00:56:19,612 --> 00:56:23,750 First you must ask my friend's permission. 413 00:56:23,830 --> 00:56:29,068 - Mr Pao, that... - Surely he would fight for her hand? 414 00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:33,346 - Lf you lose, you marry him. - I agree. 415 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:48,838 If I must fight a mere girl, I can at least allow you to go first. 416 00:57:00,562 --> 00:57:03,640 - A hungry dog eats shit. - I slipped. 417 00:57:11,616 --> 00:57:15,714 - What should I do? - He can't even help himself. 418 00:57:19,713 --> 00:57:21,632 Thanks for the tip. 419 00:57:32,657 --> 00:57:34,036 Ah Au! 420 00:57:36,374 --> 00:57:43,961 Again Wu Tang is superior to Shaolin. Ah Au uses the wrong style. 421 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:49,309 - I'm just not good enough. - Then go practise for a decade. 422 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:53,267 - By then, you'll be too old. - She's no good as a wife. 423 00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:57,315 - You want a nice, gentle girl. Come! - Give me the staff. 424 00:57:58,544 --> 00:58:00,413 - What do you want? - I want her. 425 00:58:01,463 --> 00:58:06,120 - Not you, I want her! - Yee Lung, don't! 426 00:58:06,210 --> 00:58:09,248 You want her hand? Okay! 427 00:58:09,348 --> 00:58:13,306 But we have rules. Ten cows for Tai Feng. 428 00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:17,624 Good fighting skills for San Feng. And Yee Feng... 429 00:58:17,705 --> 00:58:20,373 - Anything! - Can you sing? 430 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:23,872 - Sing...? - She's a song bird. 431 00:58:23,952 --> 00:58:27,300 He husband must sing better than she can. 432 00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:32,208 - You... You... - He can't even talk! 433 00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:35,506 - You want to put us off? - What if I do? 434 00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:38,675 I'll take her hand in marriage! 435 00:58:38,824 --> 00:58:42,872 - Come on! - Sun Lung, that's enough! 436 00:58:43,082 --> 00:58:47,260 - Let's go! - Tin Lung, Yee Lung! 437 00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:51,598 - Master? - Those boys are with your girls. 438 00:59:05,571 --> 00:59:08,060 I'm over here! 439 00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:34,907 "By the riverside there lived a goat, an elephant and a monkey." 440 00:59:35,007 --> 00:59:37,926 It's a monkey! 441 00:59:39,885 --> 00:59:42,913 Make sure it's tight - and no peeking! 442 00:59:43,732 --> 00:59:48,141 "A blind man and his wife fell into the water..." 443 01:00:06,271 --> 01:00:08,901 Fat Feng is right behind you. 444 01:00:22,673 --> 01:00:25,682 You have to guess! 445 01:00:25,762 --> 01:00:28,790 - It's Wu Feng. - Wrong! I'm here. 446 01:00:52,939 --> 01:00:56,647 Got you! Little bastard... 447 01:01:01,085 --> 01:01:05,333 I'll kill you if you cross the river again. 448 01:01:05,412 --> 01:01:09,031 You have stomach ache if you have to practise Wu Tang- 449 01:01:09,121 --> 01:01:13,179 - but you let them feel you up! 450 01:01:14,018 --> 01:01:18,657 Bottoms in the air! Quickly now! 451 01:01:18,736 --> 01:01:23,704 In all these years, I've never had to punish you properly. 452 01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:29,411 It's shameful! You cheap little punks never learn. 453 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,590 - Does it hurt much? - No. 454 01:01:31,670 --> 01:01:34,428 Dad hasn't a lot of strength. 455 01:01:38,017 --> 01:01:42,334 - Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. - Higher! 456 01:01:52,719 --> 01:01:55,828 Tell them, how does it feel? 457 01:01:56,677 --> 01:02:01,145 Sore... burning... painful! 458 01:02:01,266 --> 01:02:03,174 Do you deserve it? 459 01:02:03,264 --> 01:02:06,233 - No! - So, excuses now! 460 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:11,360 Dad, they were trying to help! They want you to marry Tai Feng. 461 01:02:11,450 --> 01:02:17,297 I know, but you can't force things like that. 462 01:02:17,387 --> 01:02:23,474 Even without a mother, we have managed well for ten years. 463 01:02:23,554 --> 01:02:29,232 All the Shaolin masters went without women. 464 01:02:29,322 --> 01:02:32,520 We'll also give them up. 465 01:02:34,999 --> 01:02:38,837 Praise be to Buddha! 466 01:02:40,836 --> 01:02:45,664 No meat or wine for this Buddhist. 467 01:02:47,273 --> 01:02:49,902 A bald head glows in the dark! 468 01:02:51,691 --> 01:02:56,408 No need to wash or comb, so easy to care for! 469 01:03:01,127 --> 01:03:05,504 Monkey head, monkey brains, just like a baby's bottom! 470 01:03:08,422 --> 01:03:10,811 He's a bald-headed thief! 471 01:03:14,649 --> 01:03:19,368 "A monk must renounce the world of desire." 472 01:03:19,498 --> 01:03:21,986 Do you still have desires? 473 01:03:22,955 --> 01:03:27,003 I won't shave my head! I won't become a monk. 474 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:29,082 - Yee Lung! - I will marry Yee Feng! 475 01:03:29,182 --> 01:03:31,582 You're stupid as a pig! 476 01:03:31,672 --> 01:03:35,519 Pao won't allow it, so why get angry? 477 01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:38,089 - Give it up. - I refuse! 478 01:03:38,198 --> 01:03:42,067 - I won't betray my woman, like you! - How... how dare you?! 479 01:03:42,157 --> 01:03:45,825 - Don't talk to dad like that. - We'll beat you! 480 01:03:45,915 --> 01:03:48,953 Don't call me uncle again! 481 01:03:50,802 --> 01:03:52,541 Dad, uncle, he... 482 01:03:52,631 --> 01:03:58,139 He always loses his temper and runs away, but only as far as the cave. 483 01:04:21,777 --> 01:04:24,016 Uncle! 484 01:04:25,405 --> 01:04:29,194 Monks have no relatives. So don't call me uncle! 485 01:04:30,953 --> 01:04:34,740 He's so headstrong! No wonder Yee likes him. 486 01:04:34,830 --> 01:04:40,468 Why be headstrong, when you don' t know what to do? 487 01:04:40,767 --> 01:04:42,916 - Meaning what? - Uncle, look! 488 01:04:45,396 --> 01:04:48,284 - What is it? - You tell me. 489 01:04:48,364 --> 01:04:50,573 It's a circle and a girl. 490 01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:53,331 - What's she doing? - Dancing. 491 01:04:53,461 --> 01:04:58,030 It's the moon and the fairy. Don't you get it, stupid? 492 01:04:58,129 --> 01:05:02,587 You really are the dumbest person I've ever met! 493 01:05:02,677 --> 01:05:07,724 - So I'm stupid. - Yee loves you being so dumb! 494 01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:09,194 What next? 495 01:05:35,401 --> 01:05:38,770 - Who is it? - It's me. 496 01:05:39,949 --> 01:05:44,047 - Who are you? - Your new maid. 497 01:05:44,127 --> 01:05:47,575 When I practise, no one may enter. Go! 498 01:05:47,715 --> 01:05:49,964 Yes, master. 499 01:06:03,947 --> 01:06:07,045 - Who is it? - The maid. 500 01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,705 You're... 501 01:06:09,585 --> 01:06:14,832 Uncle wants to elope. Hurry up, before it's too late! 502 01:06:36,891 --> 01:06:40,939 Sister, where are you going so late? 503 01:06:41,678 --> 01:06:45,467 Sister, I beg you, please let me go. 504 01:06:45,567 --> 01:06:50,914 No! You're going to elope. It's forbidden! 505 01:06:52,173 --> 01:06:56,672 Pao has ruined one sister's life. Will you do the same? 506 01:06:56,762 --> 01:07:01,509 Will you obey him and marry someone you don't love?! 507 01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:05,218 Get going, both of you! 508 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:08,226 Thank you, sister. 509 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:13,943 The sinners are escaping. Don't let them get away! 510 01:07:14,043 --> 01:07:16,581 Hurry up and go! 511 01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:31,234 You used to have a mean look about you- 512 01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:35,412 - but tonight you look very lovely. 513 01:07:35,492 --> 01:07:39,580 - Don't flatter me. - There's two of them! 514 01:07:40,330 --> 01:07:43,169 - Go now! - We both love our families. 515 01:07:43,248 --> 01:07:48,806 - We'll share the same fate. - You and me together? No way! 516 01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:56,243 - Go now! You've got me in trouble. - I'll repay you one day. 517 01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:06,007 - You... Look what you've done! - We must punish her. 518 01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:11,595 Brother Sun Lung! 519 01:08:16,653 --> 01:08:22,449 - She isn't a woman made of water. - What is she made of? 520 01:08:22,539 --> 01:08:27,337 - Spirit. - That's true... The righteous spirit. 521 01:08:27,927 --> 01:08:30,336 On your knees! 522 01:08:30,475 --> 01:08:37,273 You are the village leader and your daughter has broken village law. 523 01:08:37,353 --> 01:08:41,110 You must punish her according to custom. 524 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:48,207 I am a righteous man, I will submit to the law of the village. 525 01:08:48,287 --> 01:08:51,756 She let the couple escape by water. 526 01:08:51,846 --> 01:08:55,303 The punishment is death by drowning. 527 01:09:01,490 --> 01:09:04,449 San Feng, my daughter! 528 01:09:05,819 --> 01:09:11,166 Give me back my daughter! Please don't kill my child. 529 01:09:11,246 --> 01:09:16,673 It's the law. If she is alive after the incense has burned down- 530 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:18,263 - she will be released. Proceed! 531 01:09:21,071 --> 01:09:24,600 - Begin! - Sir, it's time! 532 01:09:25,619 --> 01:09:32,045 Pao Sen Feng's not human! He has no feelings! 533 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:34,004 San Feng is innocent! 534 01:09:34,084 --> 01:09:36,043 FREE SAN FENG 535 01:09:47,229 --> 01:09:53,775 - Kid, do you really want to die?! - Let her go! I'm responsible. 536 01:09:54,794 --> 01:10:00,911 Because of you, Yee Feng left and San Feng is lying here! 537 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:07,309 - Why did you come? - I said we'd share the same fate. 538 01:10:09,438 --> 01:10:12,636 Your wish is about to come true. 539 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,945 Master, we're ready. 540 01:10:16,694 --> 01:10:20,462 - I'll see you in the Sea Palace. - Sun Lung! 541 01:10:37,863 --> 01:10:39,602 Wait! 542 01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:54,926 Come help! 543 01:11:15,725 --> 01:11:21,072 - Pao Seng Feng isn't human. - San Feng is innocent! 544 01:11:44,811 --> 01:11:48,909 San Feng... Give back my child! 545 01:11:48,989 --> 01:11:51,407 Save my child, do it! 546 01:12:02,523 --> 01:12:05,691 - Dad's here... - Dad. 547 01:12:06,150 --> 01:12:10,158 Chicken soup with ginseng is a tonic for women. 548 01:12:10,238 --> 01:12:12,997 You don't mind that I saved San Feng? 549 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:21,323 Remember, you must not drink this - it's too strong for men. 550 01:12:22,382 --> 01:12:24,052 Yes, dad. 551 01:12:52,518 --> 01:12:57,826 Chicken soup with ginseng. Drink it while it's still hot. 552 01:12:59,995 --> 01:13:01,373 You try some. 553 01:13:01,463 --> 01:13:06,172 Dad says it's good for women, but too strong for men. 554 01:13:08,131 --> 01:13:14,178 - Thank you for saving my life. - I said we'd share the same fate. 555 01:13:14,268 --> 01:13:21,194 I believed my father when he said you were bad people. 556 01:13:21,274 --> 01:13:25,781 - I was prejudiced against you. - But not now? 557 01:13:27,790 --> 01:13:32,769 In fact, you don't look like such a bad guy at all. 558 01:13:32,849 --> 01:13:39,275 - Anyway, I cheated over the kung fu. - I planned to teach you. 559 01:13:39,355 --> 01:13:43,114 But I'd teased you and I threw you in the river. 560 01:13:43,193 --> 01:13:46,571 I slashed your trousers. 561 01:13:48,540 --> 01:13:53,089 - You want to learn Wu Tang sword? - Show me now. 562 01:13:53,169 --> 01:13:56,267 So you planned this too... 563 01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:06,282 San Feng is still alive! Sun Lung has hidden her in a cave. 564 01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:32,539 San Feng... San Feng! 565 01:14:33,668 --> 01:14:39,705 - You've seduced my daughter. - I just wanted to save her life! 566 01:14:39,805 --> 01:14:44,184 - San Feng, come with me! - I can't let him harm you. 567 01:14:44,264 --> 01:14:48,821 Nonsense, she's my daughter! This is none of your business. 568 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:53,449 - A monster doesn't deserve children. - Damn you! 569 01:15:16,907 --> 01:15:20,446 - Who taught you that style? - It was me. 570 01:15:22,495 --> 01:15:28,761 You've given away the family treasure. You are shameless! 571 01:15:28,851 --> 01:15:30,591 Here I come! 572 01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:34,948 - Don't go, he'll kill you! - You're first on my list! 573 01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:46,633 Dad, watch out! 574 01:16:00,536 --> 01:16:02,935 Sun Lung, take care! 575 01:16:29,003 --> 01:16:30,371 - I'll teach you... - Hold it! 576 01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:32,380 Don't move! 577 01:16:33,251 --> 01:16:36,139 - Dad... - Unhand me! 578 01:16:36,229 --> 01:16:42,396 - Beg forgiveness now! - I don't think I could give it. Come! 579 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:44,974 No! 580 01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:48,613 - Sun Lung! - San Feng will be killed! 581 01:16:49,323 --> 01:16:55,159 Sun Lung, this is between me and my family. Dad, I'll go with you. 582 01:17:04,066 --> 01:17:08,943 You taught us to be righteous. San Feng will die and you... 583 01:17:09,023 --> 01:17:12,731 - Have you finished? - You let Pao walk over you! 584 01:17:12,831 --> 01:17:15,200 Because you're weak. You're pathetic... 585 01:17:17,588 --> 01:17:22,876 Tai Feng has waited ten years because you have no guts. Now, San Feng... 586 01:17:26,894 --> 01:17:31,732 Come on... Let's go home. 587 01:17:34,661 --> 01:17:39,128 I love Tai Feng, but I love you more. 588 01:17:58,578 --> 01:18:04,955 - Dad can't sleep. - He has no company at night. 589 01:18:05,045 --> 01:18:07,595 - So sad. - So sad. 590 01:18:07,675 --> 01:18:10,852 - No one sleeps with me either. - Don't be an idiot. 591 01:18:10,932 --> 01:18:13,891 Yeah... Idiot. 592 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:23,476 In two days it's his birthday. We'll have a surprise party for him! 593 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:31,223 A man of his age needs nourishing food. 594 01:18:31,302 --> 01:18:34,551 Already his hair has fallen out. 595 01:18:34,651 --> 01:18:37,100 - It's because of us. - It's true. 596 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:43,397 We'll have a real feast, with snake, wild cat and chicken! 597 01:18:44,237 --> 01:18:49,064 - I'll catch the wild cats. - We'll get the wild chicken! 598 01:18:49,164 --> 01:18:51,623 - And me? - Snakes, of course. 599 01:18:51,713 --> 01:18:53,422 I hate them! 600 01:18:54,542 --> 01:18:59,019 I can't wait any longer! When do we take action? 601 01:18:59,099 --> 01:19:02,397 If I don't have a woman soon, I'll explode! 602 01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:07,116 - We must be patient. - We can't stand it! 603 01:19:07,205 --> 01:19:10,283 Boss, I know Pao very well now. 604 01:19:10,363 --> 01:19:16,890 If we abduct Pao's baby... The kids of Shaolin will all die! 605 01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:26,146 Fish! 606 01:19:29,455 --> 01:19:31,444 Snake! 607 01:19:34,002 --> 01:19:40,209 - It bit me, I'm dying. - Stop crying. 608 01:19:40,299 --> 01:19:42,848 - Come on. - I can't. 609 01:19:42,928 --> 01:19:46,176 - Five more steps and I'm dead! - Come on! 610 01:19:50,195 --> 01:19:53,863 - You've moved ten paces. - I'm still alive! 611 01:19:53,993 --> 01:19:59,839 It's just a water-snake, silly. Its fangs carry no poison. 612 01:19:59,919 --> 01:20:02,059 You're so clever! 613 01:20:20,159 --> 01:20:22,829 He looks so strange. 614 01:20:22,909 --> 01:20:26,877 - Who is he? - He's an Indian snake-charmer. 615 01:20:57,101 --> 01:21:00,620 Why is he going to the cave? 616 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:03,418 There must be snakes inside! 617 01:22:35,663 --> 01:22:37,732 It's moving... 618 01:22:48,927 --> 01:22:50,517 Pao's kid? 619 01:23:06,468 --> 01:23:08,088 You're dead! 620 01:23:08,477 --> 01:23:10,957 Sun Lung, come on, quickly! 621 01:23:17,274 --> 01:23:19,153 Brother! 622 01:23:35,645 --> 01:23:38,563 Yee Lung, come quickly! 623 01:24:44,511 --> 01:24:48,978 I say look after your brother and you go to the toilet! 624 01:24:49,058 --> 01:24:53,327 - Do I need a timetable to pee? - Why you... 625 01:24:53,407 --> 01:24:57,024 - I couldn't wait. - I should strangle you! 626 01:24:57,114 --> 01:25:01,833 - What have we done to deserve this? - Leave me be! 627 01:25:01,913 --> 01:25:05,380 No! Rewrite it. Not just ten cows. 628 01:25:05,470 --> 01:25:10,109 Offer my land and daughters for my son's return. 629 01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:16,246 Master, why does Buddha punish me like this? 630 01:25:16,325 --> 01:25:21,542 Sir, it is your son's fate to be menaced by evil people. 631 01:25:21,622 --> 01:25:25,381 - Who would dare such a thing? - Young master is home! 632 01:25:28,470 --> 01:25:30,209 My baby boy! 633 01:25:39,204 --> 01:25:41,413 Why have you got my son? 634 01:25:41,533 --> 01:25:45,861 - The kidnapper was in the cave. - We saved him. 635 01:25:45,961 --> 01:25:50,759 How fortunate... Tell me what you want as a reward! 636 01:25:50,849 --> 01:25:54,636 To help the needy is the duty of Shaolin monks. 637 01:25:54,726 --> 01:25:58,895 - So, you don't want anything? - Yes, we do! 638 01:25:58,975 --> 01:26:06,041 - Here's our chance. - A reward of cows, gold and girls... 639 01:26:07,161 --> 01:26:12,088 - Dad's been so loney. - And Uncle Yee... 640 01:26:13,508 --> 01:26:19,884 As you insist... Keep the cows and gold, but we want Tai Feng and Yee Feng. 641 01:26:19,974 --> 01:26:24,552 - And... - And? Just tell me what you want! 642 01:26:26,111 --> 01:26:31,328 - The Wu Tang sword skills! - You're deaming! 643 01:26:32,748 --> 01:26:36,626 Just as I suspected... this is more dirty tricks. 644 01:26:37,765 --> 01:26:39,474 You dare trick me?! 645 01:26:39,564 --> 01:26:45,022 Sir, you let them stay on your land and they repay you with evil. 646 01:26:49,530 --> 01:26:51,159 So, it's you, is it? 647 01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:54,458 Get back! 648 01:26:54,578 --> 01:26:58,456 If you don't kick them out, Buddha will be mad. 649 01:26:58,546 --> 01:27:05,172 Tell your father to leave my land. I never want to see any of you again! 650 01:27:05,282 --> 01:27:09,860 We'll leave and never return. 651 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,869 Happy journey. 652 01:27:15,198 --> 01:27:18,296 Boss-eyes, don't think you're smart. 653 01:27:37,956 --> 01:27:43,173 - Sister, they're leaving. - And Yee Feng's already gone. 654 01:28:38,316 --> 01:28:42,105 Let's have fun with Pao's daughters! 655 01:28:42,195 --> 01:28:46,203 Then we'll take care of the Shaolin kids! 656 01:28:59,046 --> 01:29:00,716 Back into the house! 657 01:29:00,846 --> 01:29:05,103 Once we've killed the old man, all this is ours. Kill him! 658 01:29:33,819 --> 01:29:35,449 Pao, help Sai Feng! 659 01:30:01,626 --> 01:30:03,276 Dad! 660 01:30:08,642 --> 01:30:10,861 Pao, be careful! 661 01:30:16,778 --> 01:30:18,937 Get out now! 662 01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:37,789 Pao, take care! 663 01:32:24,096 --> 01:32:28,144 - Chain-mail armour... - A surprise for you! 664 01:32:39,959 --> 01:32:44,267 - How do you know Wu Tang sword? - Don't you recognise me? 665 01:32:44,347 --> 01:32:46,056 So it's you! 666 01:32:57,070 --> 01:33:01,819 Wu Tang sword is mighty, but you're too old. 667 01:33:31,963 --> 01:33:34,682 What are you doing back here? 668 01:33:34,762 --> 01:33:38,770 Shaolin and Wu Tang work best together against scum! 669 01:34:34,743 --> 01:34:38,281 Pretty! You'll be my concubine. 670 01:34:55,073 --> 01:34:58,191 - You! - I hoped you'd changed... 671 01:34:58,292 --> 01:35:01,410 But it seems you're still up to evil. 672 01:35:23,579 --> 01:35:26,617 Take care of sister. This bastard's mine! 673 01:37:30,068 --> 01:37:35,615 - He's got an iron neck! - Never mind that. Watch this! 674 01:38:42,402 --> 01:38:45,111 We've got him! 675 01:40:49,091 --> 01:40:51,579 "Moon in the sea". 676 01:40:59,186 --> 01:41:04,403 Throw him in! One, two, three... 677 01:41:10,950 --> 01:41:16,847 Sun Lung we... We've won the battle! 678 01:41:16,937 --> 01:41:22,524 Tin Lung, you've saved my family. How can I ever repay you? I... 679 01:41:22,604 --> 01:41:28,701 - Uncle... Let my dad marry Tai Feng. - Don't forget uncle! 680 01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:32,330 Oh, well, just give me those four cows... 681 01:41:32,420 --> 01:41:35,617 Hurray! Dad has a wife and we have a mother! 682 01:41:35,707 --> 01:41:41,385 Your adopted sons will make wonderful husbands one day! 683 01:41:41,475 --> 01:41:45,613 Auntie, we don't have any more cows... 684 01:41:45,693 --> 01:41:49,531 - How about an egg for each girl? - It's a deal! 685 01:41:50,080 --> 01:41:54,248 Husband and wife, bow to each other. 686 01:42:06,802 --> 01:42:11,031 Bow to mother and father. 687 01:42:13,030 --> 01:42:17,667 Father, mother, accept your sons' respect. 688 01:42:17,747 --> 01:42:20,166 First bow. 689 01:42:20,755 --> 01:42:23,164 Second bow. 690 01:42:23,305 --> 01:42:25,933 - Third bow. - Good, good... 691 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:36,898 - Today is a happy day, let them laugh. - Go ahead. 54802

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