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Police squad! In colour.
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Starring Leslie Nielsen.
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Also starring Alan North.
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And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.
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Tonight's special guest star,
Georg Stanford Brown.
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Tonight's episode,
A Dangerous Assignment.
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Break it up. Come on.
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Okay, kid.
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When we get the high sign from Martin,
then you take the dive.
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Four, five,
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six, seven,
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eight, nine,
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ten, you're out!
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Mike,
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I think you made a big mistake.
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Cooper, you worry too much.
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I'm sorry, no one's allowed inside.
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No, I'm sorry.
It's the rules, it's the rules.
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- No entry.
- Press.
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Okay.
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad,
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a special division of the police force.
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I'd just come from the stockyards.
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We'd gotten reports
that hundreds of cows
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had been senselessly
slaughtered in the area.
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But I couldn't find any evidence.
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I stopped off for a hamburger
and checked in with headquarters.
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There'd been an apparent suicide.
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I went right to the scene.
My boss was already there.
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- Ed. What's up?
- Hi, Frank.
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Guard discovered the body
about an hour ago.
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Somebody went in here
right before it happened,
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but the guard's got bad eyes
and he can't make an I.D.
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We're dusting for prints now.
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- What happened?
- Kid named Mike Schultz.
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Set up to look like suicide
but l'm not so sure.
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Why would a boxer
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who just scored
the biggest victory of his career
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go out and commit suicide?
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- Are you thinking murder?
- It could be.
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Anyone with Schultz after the fight?
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- Just his manager.
- Who's that?
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Some joe named Cooper.
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- Who's this Joe Cooper?
- No, no, it's Sol Cooper.
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He manages half the boxers in town
and they're all on the take.
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- Want me to question him?
- No, no, Frank. No.
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We may be dealing with murder
and corruption here.
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I want you to go undercover.
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I knew that Montague Martin
was one of the few criminals
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who still tampered
with the outcome of fights.
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My plan was to find a crooked fighter
and straighten him out.
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Mabel, Mabel, set the table.
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Don't forget the red hot...
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Aren't you Buddy Briggs?
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Yeah.
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- Too bad you lost your last three fights.
- So I had some bad luck. So what?
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Well, maybe you don't have
the right kind of management.
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Don't you think you should
start thinking about that, Buddy?
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- I make a pretty good living.
- Maybe you can make a better one,
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and a cleaner one and a better one.
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- Where's your manager?
- In the back.
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One of you manage Buddy Briggs?
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- Yeah.
- You gotta be Cooper.
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I hear you own a piece
of just about every boxer in town.
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- Yeah, what's it to you?
- I'm a manager.
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I wanna take over
Buddy Briggs' contract.
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- What are you, some kind of wise guy?
- Yeah, I'm a wise guy
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with a lot of long green.
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You manage Lorne Greene?
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- I'll trade Buddy for Lorne Greene.
- No, no. I mean I got cash.
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- You manage Johnny Cash, too?
- Wait a minute. Who are you?
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Kelly.
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Bob Kelly.
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- Mind if I sit in a few hands?
- Your money's good here.
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Goodyear?
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You got the blimp, too?
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It didn't take long for me to see
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that the game was as crooked
as Cooper's smile.
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Just you and me, Kelly.
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- I raise you $500.
- Well, that's my kind of action.
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Here's your $500.
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One grand more.
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That's a lot of do-re-mi, Kelly.
I'm out of cash.
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- What about these?
- No dice.
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But there is something else
I'm interested in.
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- What's that?
- Buddy Briggs' contract.
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All right, Kelly.
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What do you got?
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- Full house. Kings over.
- Not so fast, Kelly.
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A straight beats a full house.
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No it doesn't.
A straight beats three of a kind.
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A full house beats a straight.
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- Doesn't a flush beat a straight?
- A straight flush beats everything.
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- Not a royal flush.
- Does a flush beat a full house?
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- A regular flush or a straight flush?
- A flush beats a straight.
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I've played a lot of poker.
A full house beats a straight.
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Maybe so, Kelly.
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But four of us beats one of you.
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All right, l've got an ace in the hole.
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That makes me the winner.
Buddy Briggs belongs to me now.
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But just to make it nice and legal,
I brought along a bill of sale. Sign it.
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You. You witness it.
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You, check for spelling errors.
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All right, Cooper. Get that stuff in there.
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How many "l's" in legally?
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You may have a fighter, Kelly,
but you'll never get a fight.
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We got this town sewn up
tighter than a floozy's skirt.
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We'll see about that, Cooper.
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Well, gentlemen,
it's been a nice afternoon.
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Hope we can do it again
some other time.
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I'm free Wednesdays.
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This guy's more trouble than he's worth.
I want him knocked off!
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My plan was working.
I was now Buddy Briggs' manager.
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But I still had no way to connect
Cooper and Martin with the murder.
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I got a call from Olson.
The lab had come up with something.
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So you see, Katie,
when I throw this switch,
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the electrical current
from the power source
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is able to continue
its journey to its final destination.
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In our case, the light bulb.
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- All set then?
- I guess so, Mr Olson.
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Here we go.
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- Hi, Frank. Ed.
- Yeah.
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Why don't you run along now, Katie?
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And next week
remember to bring three things
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from your mother's dresser.
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Thanks, Mr Olson. Bye.
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Anything on the Mike Schultz case?
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The dead boxer?
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- Well, there weren't many clues.
- Any prints?
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No, but we found some whiskers.
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Take a look in here.
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Facial hair.
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- Yep.
- Hair is like fingerprints.
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No two follicles are alike.
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The strand on the left
belongs to Schultz.
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The one on the right
was found near his body.
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So, whoever belongs
to that whisker is our killer.
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- Have you identified him?
- Yes.
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It belongs to him.
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Luca Burnett was a five-time loser
who was working for Montague Martin.
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Now I knew who was responsible
for the murder.
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But I needed someone
who wasn't afraid to talk.
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The next step
was to work on Buddy Briggs.
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- Hi, Buddy.
- What are you doing here?
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- I'm your new manager.
- Look, buster,
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I don't know who you are
or what you're trying to pull,
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- but I work for Cooper.
- Not anymore.
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And you don't go in the tank
anymore either.
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- All right, Buddy, play it stupid.
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I don't care. You hear me?
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I don't wanna end up dead
in some locker room.
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Now get out!
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Mary.
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Mary, why aren't you at waitress school?
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Mary.
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You've been drinking again,
haven't you?
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- You're a bum!
- Mary.
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The only money you've ever earned
is by throwing fights.
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You're not the man I married.
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- How can you say that?
- Because here's the man I married.
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Mary, I love you.
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I'm trying to give you
all the things you never had.
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A decent home, a decent life,
your own synagogue.
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You're never gonna
give me those things,
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and you know why?
'Cause you got no guts.
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You're scared of Martin and Cooper.
They own you.
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- Nobody owns Buddy Briggs! Nobody!
- Don't lie to me!
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Every big fight
you've ever been in, you've taken a dive.
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And you know what?
You could've been somebody.
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You could've been a contender
instead of a bum,
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which is what you are.
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Muffin.
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Buddy, l'm here to help you.
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Now, do you think
you can beat the Champ?
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- I can take him blindfolded.
- What if he's not blindfolded?
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I can still beat him.
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I believe you.
That's why I won you in the poker game.
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You fight on the up-and-up,
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you'll be able to
look in the mirror and see a winner.
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You've been living
in the dumps too long, pal.
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I'm gonna help you and Mary
get out of this sewer. Come on.
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All right, Buddy,
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now, you meet me tomorrow
at Maury's Bar on Prospect.
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I'm gonna get you a fight
with the Champ.
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- How are you gonna do that?
- You leave that to me.
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Buddy.
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- What'll it be?
- Screwdriver.
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- Anything to drink?
- No, thank you.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Sure are a lot
of photographers here tonight.
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Yeah, I know.
Is Cooper and Martin here?
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Yeah. They're sitting at the table
with a couple of tramps.
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I think it's time to go and meet Mr Big.
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His name's Mr Martin.
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Well...
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Hey, Cooper,
you calling any bluffs lately?
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If it isn't Mr Kelly.
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It's the guy I was telling you about,
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the guy who manages
Lorne Greene and Johnny Cash.
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Go powder your noses.
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Listen, smart boy, I own this town.
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You may have a fighter,
but you're never gonna get a fight.
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We'll see about that.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
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sugar is sweet,
I'm gonna break your face.
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Buddy Briggs could break
every bone in your body.
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Yeah, well, he must be
a pretty good boxer.
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How would you know?
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You never won an honest fight
in your life.
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Take it easy. Nobody wants to get hurt.
Just cool off.
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Why should l?
The only reason you're champ
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is 'cause of guys lying down or dying.
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Let me buy you a drink. We'll talk.
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I wouldn't drink with you, you two-bit,
phoney excuse for a fighter.
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You're just tired,
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- you didn't mean it.
- Forget it.
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"Forget it"?
Nobody says "forget it" to me!
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Sorry, buddy, no sax before a fight.
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- Are you nervous?
- Yeah, a bit.
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But I know I can take this guy.
Nothing can stop me tonight.
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- What are you doing here, Martin?
- Get out of here. l've gone straight.
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If you're smart, you'll go straight
to the canvas in the 12th.
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Forget it.
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- We've got Mary.
- What?
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- You're bluffing.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Mary's scarf!
- You could have gotten that anywhere.
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- How about this?
- Mary's purse!
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- There are millions of purses like that.
- How about this?
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Mary's toaster!
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Oh, my God.
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In the 12th, Buddy.
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I can't believe it.
I trained to win this fight.
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I can win this fight. Now I gotta lose.
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Buddy, I'll make a deal with you.
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I'll bring back Mary,
you beat the Champ.
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I radioed Hocken to get some men
and meet me at the Arena.
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If I wanted to put Martin
and his monkeys behind bars,
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I had to find Mary, and fast.
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Johnny, I need
some information and fast.
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There's a woman in trouble.
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You mean Mary, the boxer's wife
who was just kidnapped?
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- Right. You know anything about it?
- Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
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She's in big trouble.
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She's being held
by Martin's goon, Luca.
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- What's a "goonluca"?
- No, Luca Burnett. Martin's henchman.
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Right. Where are they?
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It's a big city. Could be most anyplace.
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You might wanna try Jim's Gym.
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Thanks, Johnny. l'll be in touch.
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- It's a bypass operation, Johnny.
- So?
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The guy has a history
of sinus bradycardia.
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I wouldn't know anything about it.
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- You got him on atropine?
- Of course.
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Do a midline thoracotomy,
strip the saphenous vein,
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be careful not to puncture
the myocardium.
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Tonight's main event, 15 rounds
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for the Championship of the World.
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In this corner, weighing 210 pounds
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in the dark trunks
is the current champion,
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the Champ.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
I'm gonna break your face!
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I'm gonna break your face!
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- No! No! No! Help!
- Police squad!
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- You're under arrest!
- No way, Ray!
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All right, Luca,
I've got a gun in your ribs.
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l'm not Luca and those aren't my ribs.
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Eat lead, copper!
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- Mary, you all right?
- Yes.
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So am I.
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- How about now?
- Now?
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Not so good.
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We're about to start the 12th round.
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And remember, Buddy Briggs
has never gone the distance.
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At this point,
I'd say it could go either way.
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Both men are strong, but tired.
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And one punch could end it
at any moment.
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One, two,
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- three...
- Mary, Mary.
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Every big fight you've ever been in,
you've taken a dive.
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I'll get you a fight with the Champ
and then maybe you'll be a winner.
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A winner.
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There's no place like home.
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Auntie Em!
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And Toto, too! And Toto, too!
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- You'll always be a bum!
- Buddy!
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...six, seven,
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eight, nine...
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- How many fingers do you see?
- Thursday.
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- The winner!
- Yeah, Mary!
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Yeah, Mary!
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Mary! Yeah!
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How do you feel
about the victory, Champ?
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Great! It's not only
a victory for me, but for all of boxing.
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'Cause I'd like to tell you
about some cheap crooks
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who are trying to ruin the game.
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Montague Martin!
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- Kelly!
- The name is Detective Frank Drebin
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and I'm a boxing fan.
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- What the...
- All right, Martin,
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you've fixed your last fight.
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From now on, the boxers
in this town will lose honestly.
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Buddy! Buddy!
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- Buddy! Buddy!
- Mary!
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- Hi, Ed.
- Hi, Frank.
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- Excuse me.
- Yep.
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Drebin here. Get me Pete Preussing.
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Tell him I'd like the final report
on Martin and Sally Decker.
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Right.
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Looks like we got a new champ, huh?
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Well,
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looks like I can get back to reading
the sport pages now.
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Speaking of sports pages, I see they're
bringing your friend Martin in now.
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You think you're a big man, Drebin,
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but I'm telling you,
I'm gonna beat this rap.
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Don't count on that, Martin.
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Looks like you and your cohorts'll
be doing your boxing
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up at the Statesville Prison from now
on.
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Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
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