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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,666 --> 00:00:10,135 In memory of Luiza Neto Jorge 2 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:14,564 and José Alberto Osério Mateus 3 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:31,120 THE FATALIST 4 00:02:13,416 --> 00:02:15,930 How did they meet? By chance, like everyone else. 5 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,002 What were their names? Does it matter? 6 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,013 Where did they come from? Somewhere nearby. 7 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:26,760 Where were they going? Can anyone really know? 8 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,241 Did they speak? The boss, hardly a word. 9 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:34,329 Then Tiago, the driver, quoted his old army captain: 10 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:38,044 "Everything good or evil that happens to us down here... 11 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:40,861 is written up there." 12 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,517 That's a great saying! 13 00:02:48,791 --> 00:02:51,351 My captain said every bullet shot by a gun... 14 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:54,040 - Has its own destiny. - He was right. 15 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:56,725 To hell with that man! 16 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,676 And to hell with his pub! 17 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:02,203 Cursing your neighbour? That's not very Christian! 18 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:05,465 I got drunk on his cheap wine and I didn't obey my father! 19 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:07,895 He always got so mad. 20 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:09,979 I just shrugged my shoulders, shook my head... 21 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:13,981 He always took a stick and beat the hell out of me. 22 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:15,486 A serious beating! 23 00:03:15,916 --> 00:03:17,190 I ran away from home and joined the army. 24 00:03:17,791 --> 00:03:18,861 I went to war. 25 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,323 Then came the battle... 26 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:22,464 And the bullet destined for you. 27 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:24,437 A shot in the knee! 28 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,480 God knows the good and bad that resulted from that shot! 29 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,571 To think I might never have fallen in love! 30 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:33,198 Nor become lame! 31 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,855 - Were you that much in love? - I sure was! 32 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,332 - Because of a shot? - Because of a shot. 33 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,804 You never said a word. 34 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:46,774 - I guess not. - Why not? 35 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:49,173 It could not have been before nor later. 36 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,904 Is now the time to discover those love affairs? 37 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:53,906 Who knows! 38 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,730 Come on, get on with it... 39 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,460 Tiago began the story of his love affairs. 40 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:06,188 After a late and hearty lunch, the boss fell asleep. 41 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,612 As you see, dear friends, I'm choosing the route. 42 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:15,271 ! decide if you wait an hour, a year... 43 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:17,620 Maybe three years wait for Tiago's love affairs! 44 00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:24,830 I can separate him from his boss and create any adventure I want. 45 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,302 ! could make the boss marry and then become a cuckold! 46 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,082 So simple to make up stories! 47 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:38,746 But they'll only have a tough night. 48 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,037 You, my friends, will just have to stick around! 49 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,971 Idiot! See what you did! 50 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:28,215 Jerk! Idiot! To hell with your driving! 51 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:31,063 I guess you hitting me was also written up there. 52 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:27,771 Don't touch her. I'm a doctor! I know best. 53 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,846 Lucky day! A doctor! 54 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:33,561 Tell me why my knee still hurts. It's sometimes intolerable. 55 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,949 But I was shot 20 years ago. 56 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:37,679 I'm still lame... 57 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:39,995 Here, all these bones, tendons, cartilage... 58 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,571 Many things I don't know by name. 59 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:45,226 This isn't the time for a consultation! 60 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,653 I'm a total wreck 61 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,825 and this idiot complains about a 20-year-old knee injury! 62 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:52,721 Son of a bitch! 63 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:58,858 Lady, it's not your fault, nor the doctor's, 64 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:01,123 nor mine, nor my boss's. 65 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:05,428 It was written up there that today, on this road, at this time 66 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:08,066 I would be a big mouth, bad driver... 67 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:11,208 My boss, slightly violent; the doctor, absent-minded... 68 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:15,733 And you would suffer a bang so we would see your fine legs... 69 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,002 And amazing ass! 70 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,299 Bandits! Bandits! 71 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:31,834 Bastards! Police! 72 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:53,824 Where were we about your love affairs? 73 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,954 The enemy army's defeat... We escaped. 74 00:07:57,541 --> 00:07:59,339 We were chased. Every man for himself. 75 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:02,237 I woke up in a clearing among many bodies... 76 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:05,689 Some wounded, others dead... So many casualties! 77 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:09,632 Boss, I doubt there is 2 worse injury than my knee! 78 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,475 You must be joking! There are... 79 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,426 For God's sake! I told you! 80 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,662 That spot has so many bones, tendons and cartilage... 81 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:19,435 Because of that stupid accident you're still far from the cure 82 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,145 and far from falling in love! 83 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,551 The pain I had on my knee was unbearable. 84 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,264 It was written up there that you would scream! 85 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,230 I would be dead if I hadn't screamed like mad! 86 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,888 I would have ended up in a mass grave! 87 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:35,145 After screaming, I fainted! 88 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:37,839 I woke up undressed, lying in bed, 89 00:08:38,416 --> 00:08:40,054 amidst others groaning. 90 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,737 At my side were an army doctor and his wife. 91 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,007 She dampened my nose and temples with a vinegar-soaked cloth. 92 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:49,101 Poor thing! You rascal! I get it... 93 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,395 I don't think you do at all. 94 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,187 She's the woman you'll fall for... 95 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,729 No, no, no! 96 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:58,087 If everything you're saying was written up there... 97 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:00,207 I would have said that to myself... 98 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:04,046 I would slap me, pull my hair and bang my head on the wall! 99 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:08,800 If that was the case, my doctor should be a cuckold! 100 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,556 You think no crime is committed without regret. 101 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:17,038 I have entertained my brain many times with such thoughts. 102 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:19,127 But I always remember my captain's words: 103 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,347 "Everything good or bad that happens to us down here 104 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,024 is written up there". 105 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,605 Can we erase what is written? 106 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,282 Can I be anyone but myself? 107 00:09:31,666 --> 00:09:36,183 You think your doctor should be a deceived husband 108 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,026 because it's written up there? 109 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:43,364 Or is it written that you make him a cuckold? 110 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:47,425 All is written at the same time. Like one big reel unwinding. 111 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:54,369 Imagine, ladies and gentlemen, how such a subject 112 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:59,267 has filled thoughts and pages for 3000 years 113 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:02,351 without getting anywhere. 114 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:04,740 ! won't do that. 115 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,767 I've decided it's very late. 116 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,924 Our two theologians discussed much but couldn't agree. 117 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:11,839 They are now hungry and tired. 118 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,199 They end up in the most miserable of dens. 119 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:17,132 A questionable place where corruption and misery 120 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:20,094 multiply its criminal clients. 121 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:31,278 Why do you want rooms? 122 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,518 To sleep. My boss and I are tired. 123 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,729 And you chose this place? 124 00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:39,551 It's all we could find. What's wrong with here? 125 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,393 We've got two rooms. Only for sleeping! 126 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,570 Pay in advance. 127 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,543 We're also starving. Anything to eat? 128 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:56,714 At this time, only drink. The kitchen is closed. 129 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,804 First and second doors to your left, 130 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,517 after the stairs. 131 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:12,240 What about them? 132 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,274 Regular clients! 133 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,600 - What are you doing? - Let go! 134 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,112 - I'll take care of them! - Have you counted them? 135 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,528 I don't care! 136 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,388 If it's written up there, I'll be fine. 137 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,142 To hell with that saying! 138 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:39,124 Freeze! First one to move gets his brains blown. 139 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:52,920 Scumbags love life as much as good people. 140 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:56,545 My boss and I are going to eat. We don't want to be disturbed! 141 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,687 Bring our bags and some wine! 142 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,037 What kind of man are you? Do you believe... 143 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,321 I neither believe nor don't believe. 144 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,756 What if they had refused? 145 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,957 - Impossible. - Why? 146 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,776 - Because they didn't. - What if they come after you? 147 00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,645 Who cares! 148 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,241 If, if, if... 149 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:42,378 If the ocean boiled, we'd have lots of boiled fish. 150 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,315 Hell! 151 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,893 You thought I was in danger, which was totally false. 152 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,549 Now, you think you're in danger. There's nothing more false! 153 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,561 Everyone here fears one another... Proof we're all stupid! 154 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,351 We'll lean the chairs on the doors and sleep in peace! 155 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,208 Mister, need anything? 156 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,482 Mister... 157 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,002 Mister, whatever you want! 158 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,351 Leave me alone! I'm not playing around! 159 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,321 Those two strange "gentlemen” who showed up... 160 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:29,657 - They're right next door! - We'll deal with them tomorrow. 161 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,707 This doesn't feel right... Stop it! 162 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,078 One day you'll be sorry for making me beg. 163 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,767 You don't respect others. 164 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,918 Business is down and you want another kid? 165 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,843 - We have too many already! - That's not it. 166 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,119 That is it. I'm sure I'll get pregnant. 167 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,562 You always say that. 168 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,719 I'm never wrong when I get the itch in my ear. 169 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,540 That itch! 170 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,085 Your ear doesn't know what it's saying! 171 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,325 Don't touch me, don't... 172 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,679 Leave my ear alone! Are you crazy? 173 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,434 Months from now, you'll blame me. 174 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,304 This what you want? 175 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,054 But the man next door... 176 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:14,725 Tomorrow I won't be able to face him. 177 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:18,705 Why not? Isn't that what marriage is for? 178 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,006 - What now? - My ear! 179 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,282 - What about your ear? - Worse than ever! 180 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,457 - Stop thinking about your ear. - My ear! 181 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:37,277 E..arlE..ar! 182 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,528 Tiago! 183 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,653 - What? - It's morning. 184 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,024 That's natural. 185 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,562 Get up. Time to go. 186 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,028 Why? 187 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,846 Everyone's asleep. Let's get out of here. 188 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,281 Why? 189 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,100 We shouldn't be here. 190 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,744 Who says we'll be better off somewhere else? 191 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,111 Tiago! 192 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:27,272 What "Tiago, Tiago"? What kind of man are you, sir? 193 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:29,816 What kind are you? I'll wait in the car! 194 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,315 What's going on? 195 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:00,656 I broke my knee! 196 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,070 It hurts! 197 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,530 No "good morning"? No "thank you" or "see you soon"? 198 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:11,168 What did I do to you? Who are you? 199 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,645 Don't ever come back here! 200 00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,190 Excuse me. 201 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:33,865 Assholes! 202 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,918 - I broke my knee, too. - How does it feel? 203 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,445 - What? - The pain in your knee. 204 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,479 You're right. It's the worst pain ever. 205 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,785 Your knee? 206 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,631 Yours, mine, all the world's knees! 207 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,471 Boss, you're missing the point! 208 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,657 I believe a man cannot feel anyone else's pain! 209 00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,076 This is madness! 210 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,151 If only I spoke like I think! 211 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,210 It's written up there that I have things in my head, 212 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,176 but not enough words to speak them. 213 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,708 What's the difference between a madman and a wise one? 214 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,245 It's written up there that madmen are unhappy. 215 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,210 Therefore, 2 happy man must be wise. 216 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,860 Who wrote up there what is happy and unhappy? 217 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,469 Who made that big reel on which everything is written? 218 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,790 Do we mock destiny or is it the contrary? 219 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,912 I can't change the time of my death. 220 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,373 My captain asked that all the time. 221 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,813 He went to the front as if he were going to a ball. 222 00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:18,235 Boss, I see your head is corrupted. 223 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,885 I bet you lost your innocence to some old woman in your village! 224 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:23,906 I wouldn't bet on that! 225 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,236 Was it the priest's maid? 226 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:26,701 You lose again. 227 00:20:26,916 --> 00:20:27,906 Your niece? 228 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,994 She was bad tempered and discreet. 229 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,890 Those qualities go well together, but they don't suit me at all. 230 00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:34,326 This time I'll guess right. 231 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:35,653 I doubt it. 232 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,631 It was a holiday or market day... 233 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:39,520 Neither. 234 00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,267 - In town? - I never went. 235 00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:44,146 - It was written up there... - Enough, boss! 236 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,221 It was at a wedding in my village... 237 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:51,561 I was 20 and awkward. But not as dumb as I looked! 238 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,893 Wet wedding, blessed wedding! 239 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:50,419 Tiago, how many times do you think they'll do it tonight? 240 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,559 Just by looking at them. 241 00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,190 Do what? 242 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,551 What do you think they'll do tonight? 243 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,116 I don't know. Honestly. 244 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,196 He's as pure as the day he left his mother's womb. 245 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,196 My angel, you should go out with us more often. 246 00:22:58,125 --> 00:22:59,354 I'm glad you showed up. 247 00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:03,165 I didn't just show up. You called me. 248 00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:06,940 Tiago, what must you do? 249 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:09,899 Nothing special. 250 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:13,752 - Can I help you with anything? - I wanted to ask you... 251 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:21,212 I moved some flowerpots. I thought they'd be better here. 252 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,529 But I'm sorry now I did... 253 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,482 What do you think? 254 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,060 Only you know where they look best, Mrs Suzette! 255 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,969 I was so stupid. There are too many of them! 256 00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:41,850 Can you help me put them back? 257 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,419 With pleasure, Mrs Suzette. Where were they? 258 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,855 Over there, over there... 259 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,281 Tiago! 260 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,399 Do you feel like doing that? 261 00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:43,736 If you want. 262 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:49,131 Can't you see I want something else? 263 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,573 Come here! 264 00:25:10,791 --> 00:25:12,623 And I did! I came immediately! 265 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,480 I mean, I went... What a woman! 266 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,051 She took what you didn't even have anymore. 267 00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:19,781 She wasn't stupid. 268 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:22,540 "What a stud you turned out to be!" 269 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:24,721 What are you saying, Mrs Suzette? 270 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:28,105 "Nothing you don't already know. 271 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,173 "Come by and trick me again. 272 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,570 "I forgive you!" 273 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:37,111 She just kept laughing. 274 00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:39,736 Did you return the next day? 275 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:41,611 No. 276 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,062 Wasn't she worth it? 277 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,851 Maybe to another guy. Or maybe another day. 278 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:48,437 Every moment has its own worth! 279 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,577 I see... What about Mrs. Margarida? 280 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:58,281 Mrs. Margarida! 281 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,520 Mrs. Margarida, aren't you feeling well? 282 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:06,120 I don't like people making fun of an innocent boy like you. 283 00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:08,315 It's up to you to fix it. 284 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,107 Up to me? 285 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,240 No, no. 286 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:16,474 I know you're a good boy. 287 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,627 You won't tell anyone, but... 288 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,562 Mrs Margarida, teach me. 289 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,351 It's in your hands, in your hands. 290 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,263 No, I don't dare! 291 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:28,937 If you won't teach me, I'm leaving! 292 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:32,245 There's nothing there! Nothing there! 293 00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:03,429 The fact is, right there in the open, 294 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,662 she got naked and so did ll. 295 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,458 The fact is I kept my hand where she had nothing, 296 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:12,867 and she put hers where I had something! 297 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,559 You big rascal! 298 00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:21,294 The fact is she gladly devoted herself to teaching me... 299 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:23,335 So much I thought I'd die! 300 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,639 Mrs Suzette, you're so good to me! 301 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,403 You mean Mrs Margarida. 302 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:32,575 No, no. The fact is I took one for the other. 303 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,821 What? You loved Suzette, and not me? 304 00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,237 And I answered: neither one nor the other. 305 00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:43,238 The fact is I was once again on fop and she under me. 306 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,833 She said it pleased her, but not as much as the reverse: 307 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,487 her on top and me underneath. 308 00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:52,712 Facts, facts! What nerve! 309 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,969 The fact is after a silent pause, 310 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,165 I found myself neither on top nor underneath... 311 00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,517 We were both on our sides. 312 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:05,042 Her head leaned forward, her ass against my thighs. 313 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,411 The fact is I found it very difficult to return home. 314 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:11,854 Didn't you see her again? 315 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,343 - More than once. - Both of them? 316 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,752 - Both. - Didn't they get angry? 317 00:28:17,416 --> 00:28:19,134 They were useful to one another. 318 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,486 So they liked each other. 319 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,914 Liar! If you lost your virginity with neither, then with whom? 320 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,173 You want to know everything too fast. 321 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,127 If 1 tell you everything at once I'll have no future. 322 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,482 Let's go. 323 00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:35,688 - It's very chilly. - You're telling me. 324 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:45,380 You're probably wondering how a sensible man, 325 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:47,665 a well-mannered man aspiring to be a philosopher, 326 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,388 dedicated to politics... 327 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,779 How can he enjoy telling obscene stories? 328 00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:55,612 If you're innocent, don't watch or listen. 329 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:58,931 If you're corrupted, you can do it without any danger. 330 00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:02,824 Let me be, you evil hypocrite! 331 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,677 Fuck as much as you wish, Just don't fuck my patience! 332 00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,384 ! give you the action, allow me the word! 333 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,369 Allow me to say fuck. 334 00:29:12,541 --> 00:29:15,260 The word fuck isn't used less than the word bread. 335 00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:18,799 No age ignores it. No language refuses to use it! 336 00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,668 The fact is I've got a dreadful sore throat. 337 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:27,085 I might not be able to speak for a fortnight. 338 00:29:27,416 --> 00:29:30,488 It's your fault it aches. Why do you talk so much? 339 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,229 Because I used to speak less... 340 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:36,177 During my first 12 years, living with my grandparents. 341 00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:43,781 How much? 342 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:45,361 Twelve! 343 00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:46,826 What about this one? 344 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:48,565 Fourteen! 345 00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:50,850 - And why's that? - Fourteen! 346 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,290 When does he start reading the New Testament? 347 00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,020 I don't trust this one! 348 00:29:57,791 --> 00:30:00,544 Hats, canes, 349 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:03,548 sheepskin coats! 350 00:30:04,291 --> 00:30:07,522 Sometimes I'm tempted to not believe many of the stories in this book! 351 00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:09,589 Don't blaspheme, damn it! 352 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:13,428 All this repetitive blabber seems unworthy of the Holy Spirit. 353 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,482 Don't blaspheme. 354 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,596 And you kid, what do you say? 355 00:30:21,791 --> 00:30:23,350 Father, I forbid you. 356 00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,315 God help me, 357 00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:29,296 I won't let my grandson be the worst chatterbox ever! 358 00:30:29,791 --> 00:30:31,065 Go to your grandmother, go! 359 00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:40,059 People talk too much. 360 00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:41,929 One must speak only what must be said. 361 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:44,335 My wife tells what we sell. 362 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:46,745 I say how much it costs. That's enough. 363 00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,002 What does the damn kid have to say anyway? 364 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,149 - Yes. - Yes. 365 00:30:57,166 --> 00:31:01,717 Canes, sheepskin coats, hats! 366 00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,843 Did you wear the gag at home? 367 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:14,763 I could only take it off to eat. 368 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,733 I owe my frenzy for talking to that damned gag. 369 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,107 So true. 370 00:31:28,291 --> 00:31:29,565 My wallet! 371 00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,104 My money! 372 00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:35,013 With all your rushing, I left my wallet there. 373 00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:39,726 Damn! In my rush, I left my lighter. 374 00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:42,187 On the bedside table. 375 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:43,285 Let's go back. 376 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,131 No way! Not 100 kilometres! 377 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,653 Not even for a gold lighter! 378 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:48,187 I guarantee you my wallet won't stay there. 379 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,535 What if they're expecting you? 380 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,232 What could be written? 381 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,094 Enough philosophy! Do what you want! Drop me at the first cafe. 382 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:22,767 You've got two hours! 383 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,960 Boss and driver now separate. 384 00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:29,770 I can't decide which to follow. 385 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:35,877 If I choose the boss, you might get bored soon. 386 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,843 You don't know that specimen well yet. 387 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,190 So few ideas in his head. 388 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,054 If he happens to say something wise, 389 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:44,089 it can only be out of reminiscence or inspiration. 390 00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,361 Tired of him already? 391 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:48,395 The driver won't come to us... 392 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,179 Maybe we should go to him. 393 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,267 Help! Somebody help! 394 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:56,017 Give me the lighter back or you die! 395 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,960 - I paid good money for it! - Stop! 396 00:32:58,916 --> 00:33:00,554 I can describe it, eyes shut! 397 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,517 It belongs to my boss. 398 00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:08,032 He left it on the nightstand. 399 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,104 Right, crooks? 400 00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:16,770 I also want my wallet! 401 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:19,225 I got the wallet. 402 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,605 But I didn't steal it. He gave it to me. 403 00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:25,873 - I gave you my wallet? - You did. 404 00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:28,043 Possibly, but I don't remember. 405 00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:30,082 Sir, do we really need to know everything? 406 00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,201 I don't know! 407 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,286 She seems not only pretty, but generous as well. 408 00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:35,312 I swear I didn't sleep with her. 409 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:36,695 I swear I slept with him. 410 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,653 How much was in your wallet? 411 00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,187 42 notes. 412 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:48,214 Sneaky girl! 413 00:33:49,291 --> 00:33:52,010 Too much here for you both for only one night! 414 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:56,074 Two big notes... For your services. 415 00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,521 Another might pay more for you, but not this gentleman here. 416 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,457 You got your things back. Go back to your boss. 417 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,355 - You rascal, you took so long! - Not so fast. 418 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,810 After everything I went through! Don't give me a hard time. 419 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:25,993 Where's my lighter? 420 00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:28,406 Here. 421 00:34:28,791 --> 00:34:30,828 - And your wallet? - Here. 422 00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:32,899 You still took long! 423 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,403 Is it true you didn't sleep with her? 424 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:42,660 I didn't. 425 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,153 - Yet you still paid? - Of course! 426 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,638 For once, I'm unhappier than you. 427 00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,918 You pay for it? And you never told me? 428 00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:51,805 Before I tell my love stories, we must end yours. 429 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,940 My throat hurts. 430 00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:55,315 Don't pretend. 431 00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:02,392 Destiny doesn't want that. 432 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,638 When I try to open my mouth the devil interferes... 433 00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,752 Something cuts off my every word. 434 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,798 If you tell your love stories, 435 00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:23,351 maybe the spell will be broken and mine will go better. 436 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,026 Since you believe in spells and your throat aches... 437 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:30,154 Once, this guy, who called himself a good friend... 438 00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:34,421 He introduced me to a young, chubby but well-built lady. 439 00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:37,514 Extremely soft skin. 440 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,332 A real delight to touch her! 441 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,661 Very attractive, but very difficult. 442 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:47,296 Jewels, clothes, dinners and parties for her and all her family... 443 00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:50,029 And only slight advances! 444 00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:53,983 Nothing sadder in this world than a fool! 445 00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:58,055 Doesn't your throat hurt? Keep quiet. 446 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,688 My God, how much I spent! 447 00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:07,883 With your considerable fortune, you're target to be made a fool! 448 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,111 A husband! 449 00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:12,248 They planned that, but they didn't succeed. 450 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,702 You were very lucky or they were very inept. 451 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,203 You don't like being interrupted yet you interrupt me! 452 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:18,937 Just following your bad example! 453 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,116 A mother wants to be graceful, and her daughter to be wise. 454 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,210 A father wants to be bohemian and his son to be pennywise. 455 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:24,975 - A boss wants... - His driver to shut up! 456 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:26,804 To interrupt him as much as he pleases 457 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,593 without interruptions from him! 458 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:30,225 Shut up once and for all! 459 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:40,858 I'm in love, deeply in love. But my name, my situation... My dreams... 460 00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:43,965 I won't exchange those advantages to share some bourgeois girl's bed! 461 00:36:44,791 --> 00:36:45,986 You told him that? 462 00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:49,407 Bravo, old man! 463 00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:53,017 Don't get too excited. 464 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,343 Two weeks later, my "friend” insisted... 465 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:57,145 The girl hasn't stopped crying; 466 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,415 the family wondered where I was... 467 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:02,265 had they done anything to offend me. 468 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,305 Then he triumphantly handed me a letter. 469 00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:08,317 It was from her. The text was sappy: 470 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,469 blame, complaints, forgiveness. 471 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:14,199 Then I'm back in the house again! 472 00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:17,450 Passion and unrestrained spending. What a vice! 473 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:21,332 - We must stop. - Do we? Now? 474 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,059 I must stop. 475 00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:28,384 Unlike my story, your story follows through. 476 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,612 Some people can run through a field of thistles 477 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,187 without ever getting picked. 478 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:37,448 Others, no matter how careful, will arrive home skinned alive! 479 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:58,646 Your friend was a sly fox! 480 00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,788 Trying to outguess the narrator... Damn intelligent people! 481 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,979 Enjoy your cigar! 482 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,597 Do anything you want... Just shut up sometimes. 483 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:18,982 I'll put the gag back on! 484 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,835 His friend turned out to be a traitor. 485 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:30,593 He slept more times with the girl 486 00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:33,146 than Tiago's boss had kissed her hands. 487 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,877 And he had never spent a penny. 488 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,763 But the boss's true misfortune 489 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:42,314 was when the girl turned up pregnant. 490 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:46,162 Unable to prove the child wasn't his, 491 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:49,447 Tiago's boss sorted the situation out not with honour, but with money! 492 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,066 That's all I need. A funeral! 493 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,274 See, I told you! 494 00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:22,248 I'm getting a bad feeling! 495 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,514 That man looks like my captain's friend! 496 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:24,145 My poor captain! 497 00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,373 He has gone to where we all go. 498 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:32,324 Already... So soon! 499 00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:38,427 It's amazing he didn't go sooner. 500 00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:48,079 "Go ahead, cry. No need for embarrassment. 501 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:52,075 "Your captain's death frees you from the scrupulous conveniences 502 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,165 "which troubled you while he was alive. 503 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,413 "Remember who he was, even to exaggeration. 504 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,878 "His penetrating exploration of the deepest subjects... 505 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,516 "His subtle way of discussing the most delicate ones. 506 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,949 "And so many other things of great merit..." 507 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,851 "The open ground shall close over your lover's coffin;. 508 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:12,393 "Your soul will preserve all his sensitivity". 509 00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:13,854 I've lost my captain, I'm devastated... 510 00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,032 Like a parrot, you're reciting me comfort 511 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:19,003 from a man or a woman who has just lost a lover! 512 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:21,107 I think it was from a woman. 513 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:28,562 I think it was from a man! 514 00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:33,315 Man or woman... 515 00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:36,452 it doesn't matter! 516 00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,358 Do you think I'm my captain's lover? 517 00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:47,680 My captain was a man's man. 518 00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:49,929 I've always been an honest boy. 519 00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:51,964 Who's saying otherwise? 520 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,718 I almost laughed 521 00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:57,601 when you mentioned scrupulous conveniences 522 00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:59,585 troubling me when my captain was alive! 523 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:03,038 If I spoke of the object of your grief, what then? 524 00:42:03,541 --> 00:42:04,815 You would cry even more. 525 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:07,601 I wanted to change your mood with my ridiculous speech. 526 00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:10,574 I'm a fool for crying. 527 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,471 - And when you laugh? - Still a fool. 528 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:14,710 But I can't refrain from crying or laughing. 529 00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:17,677 That drives me mad. I've tried a hundred times! 530 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,653 What did you try? 531 00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:22,543 To make fun of everything. But I can't. 532 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,733 - Why so much work? - To get rid of worries. 533 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,752 Much more convenient, no doubt. 534 00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:33,522 My captain... A man of merit, a gallant, excellent officer. 535 00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:35,471 But a rather odd man. 536 00:42:35,916 --> 00:42:37,748 Another officer was his friend. 537 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,711 - Also a man of great merit... - A gallant, excellent officer... 538 00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,157 But also a rather odd man! 539 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,994 One day they were best friends, the next day, mortal enemies. 540 00:42:49,916 --> 00:42:53,227 One day I dared ask: "Captain, what if you kill him by chance?" 541 00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:56,851 He started crying and ran around like mad. 542 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:59,093 Separation was the only cure. 543 00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:02,007 Separation made them realize how they needed each other. 544 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:06,178 I'm hungry. Let's find a good place for dinner. 545 00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:09,385 When the soul trembles, we must strengthen our body. 546 00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:23,690 My baby! 547 00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:34,850 Bye, girl. 548 00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:42,406 About time! 549 00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:44,475 You were at the doctor's house 550 00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:46,418 and in love with his wife or daughter. 551 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:47,979 Wrong, boss. 552 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:50,726 How can I stand three months alt the doctor's house 553 00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:53,916 without even hearing a word about your love affairs? 554 00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:58,842 Spare me the houses' description, his wife's stories, your progress... 555 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:00,684 Skip all that! 556 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,833 It's not that. It's that I had to return. 557 00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:06,149 It's true! 558 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:09,244 My knee took too long to heal. 559 00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:13,998 The doctor who operated was drunk. 560 00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:16,256 He left a bit of cloth inside the knee. 561 00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:18,495 An infection caused terrible pain. 562 00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:19,979 For years! 563 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:21,778 I needed another surgery. 564 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:23,801 I couldn't go to my father's house. 565 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,911 So I recovered in his parents' house. 566 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:27,957 The facts... Get to the facts. 567 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:31,458 Your knee is almost healed. You're in love... 568 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,354 I'min love. 569 00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:38,480 - I love, that's that! - And who do you love? 570 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,676 A girl barely 20, thin waist, big green eyes... 571 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,884 A little red mouth... 572 00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:49,460 Her arms and hands! 573 00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:53,461 What beautiful hands! Those hands... 574 00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:55,923 Are you holding them? 575 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:59,802 So did you, sir... More than once, secretly. 576 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:03,140 Those hands had to stop you from doing what you wanted. 577 00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:05,009 My word, Tiago, this is unexpected. 578 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:08,719 I don't remember a thin girl with green eyes and pretty hands. 579 00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:13,520 Please explain. 580 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:18,015 Only if we return to the house where I was so well treated. 581 00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:20,028 Is it written up there? 582 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:22,279 It's written down here: "go slowly, go surely". 583 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:25,458 It's also written "go surely, go farther". 584 00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:30,114 End your story! If that's even possible. 585 00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:32,998 My sweet little girl... 586 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:36,274 Enjoy your dinner? 587 00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:39,291 Very much. But the greens were rather salty. 588 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,946 The cook sometimes has a heavy hand. 589 00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:44,381 Can I offer you a drink at the bar? 590 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:47,514 My sweetheart, my baby! 591 00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:49,107 What happened? 592 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,513 My poor Nicole! 593 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,642 Two rich guys... 594 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:57,950 Those bastards having dinner when you arrived... 595 00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:00,529 They kicked her just for fun. 596 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,059 If it weren't for their situation! 597 00:46:03,291 --> 00:46:04,486 Two beasts, sir! 598 00:46:10,291 --> 00:46:11,884 - You should say "sirs". - Why? 599 00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:15,754 I'm accustomed to being treated with delicacy. 600 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:18,430 Only my boss calls me Tiago. Others call me sir. 601 00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:22,099 I won't call you Tiago nor sir... l just won't talk to you! 602 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:25,947 One should be suspicious of servants. Their employers' worst enemies! 603 00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:28,802 What? There are good and bad employees. 604 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:33,019 Maybe more good employees than good bosses. Bosses... 605 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:34,732 Servants... 606 00:46:35,041 --> 00:46:38,511 Your servant thinks he's smart. He's disrespectful. 607 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,991 I have servants like that, but they don't dare! 608 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,278 Madam! 609 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:43,573 Shut up! 610 00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:46,260 The weather is awful. Are you travelling far? 611 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:47,778 We don't know. 612 00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:49,949 - After someone? - We follow no one. 613 00:46:50,791 --> 00:46:52,543 - Business? - We have no business. 614 00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:55,396 - Travelling for pleasure? - Or displeasure. 615 00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,506 I hope my guess is right. 616 00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:00,665 Everything depends on what's written up there. 617 00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:03,788 - Going to a wedding? - Maybe, maybe not. 618 00:47:07,916 --> 00:47:12,865 Careful! The elder of those two had an extravagant wedding. 619 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:19,143 See how she trembles? Poor girl! 620 00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:21,214 What was so special about his wedding? 621 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:23,756 A very unusual story. 622 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,719 If you're not too tired, be patient and I'll tell you. 623 00:47:27,666 --> 00:47:30,863 I must put my baby to bed. She's trembling with pain. 624 00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:33,679 One moment. Be right back. 625 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:42,643 I see what you're after. So I'm meant to shut up for the night? 626 00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,827 To let that chatterbox talk? Well, let her! 627 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,203 - You're angry. - I like to talk! 628 00:47:48,041 --> 00:47:49,156 Your turn will come. 629 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:50,778 Or not. 630 00:47:57,916 --> 00:48:01,875 Why shouldn't I create conflict between these three characters? 631 00:48:02,666 --> 00:48:05,226 Why not make Tiago knock the innkeeper to the ground? 632 00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:08,885 Why not make Tiago's boss grab him and calm him down? 633 00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:12,112 Why not hear the rest of Tiago's love affairs 634 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,722 instead of listening to the innkeeper's story? 635 00:48:24,708 --> 00:48:28,064 There are very bad men, but there also are very bad women. 636 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,468 One doesn't need to look far to find them. 637 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:33,190 I'm talking now. 638 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:36,447 I don't need approval to say what I feel about women. 639 00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:38,964 My approval is as good as anyone else's. 640 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,077 There he goes. Your servant is showing off again. 641 00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:43,006 Tiago, shut up and let the lady speak. 642 00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:51,904 An extraordinary lady 643 00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:55,101 whose greatest passion is a wounded snotty dog. 644 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:01,632 At least dogs are faithful. They are worth... 645 00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:05,152 More than father, mother, siblings, children, servants, spouses... 646 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:08,143 It's true. They're innocent, faithful... 647 00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:11,527 Long live dogs! Nothing more perfect under the sun. 648 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:16,042 If there is, I assure you it's not men. 649 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:19,934 Where was 1?7 650 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:21,195 You didn't start yet. 651 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:22,895 Enough! 652 00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:28,195 At this age? 653 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,729 It's a crime. 654 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,640 It's a crime you don't say where this is headed! 655 00:49:36,125 --> 00:49:39,197 The elder of those two who kicked my little girl... 656 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:42,538 He's a man who goes by Marquis. Maybe he is one. 657 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,275 He's a regular client here. 658 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,843 A passionate, friendly man... 659 00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:50,157 with little respect for a woman's virtue. 660 00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:51,982 He's right! 661 00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:54,596 Mr Tiago, you're interrupting. 662 00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:56,482 I wasn't talking to you. 663 00:49:57,916 --> 00:49:59,190 Shut up! 664 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:06,331 The Marquis was interested in a rather unusual woman. 665 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:08,952 Recently widowed, well-mannered... 666 00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:11,476 Good family, money and class. 667 00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:15,124 The Marquis cut himself off from all former connections. 668 00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:19,005 He courted her and withstood all imaginable sacrifices 669 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:23,941 to proove he loved her. He even proposed marriage. 670 00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:27,708 But she had been so unhappy in her first union. 671 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,550 She now imagined any disgrace over marrying again. 672 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,446 If it had been written up there... 673 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:45,100 Mrs D, let's call her that... She lived a secluded life. 674 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,506 After some months of endless discussion, 675 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:49,946 she settled for a life with the Marquis 676 00:50:50,166 --> 00:50:51,520 without marrying. 677 00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:59,468 Two years later, the Marquis considered Mrs D's life too boring. 678 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:04,022 He proposed they create a social life and she accepted. 679 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,835 She agreed to receive at home. 680 00:51:07,458 --> 00:51:10,416 She agreed to go out to parties and dinners. 681 00:51:12,208 --> 00:51:15,644 But this feverish activity slowly began to decline. 682 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:20,095 And so did their relationship. 683 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:46,448 Bored? 684 00:51:47,166 --> 00:51:48,395 No. 685 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,396 - But some days... - One gets bored. 686 00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:57,265 My friend, I feel tempted to confess something. 687 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,390 It might upset you. Maybe I shouldn't. 688 00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:06,485 My friend, we made a pact. Tell me. 689 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:11,030 Does your heart, by any chance, keep some secret from me? 690 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:15,219 Haven't you noticed I'm not as joyful as before? 691 00:52:16,041 --> 00:52:17,714 I don't eat, I don't sleep. 692 00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:20,885 Even our sex life isn't exciting anymore. 693 00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:25,479 Every night I think: 694 00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:27,729 If you're the same... 695 00:52:28,833 --> 00:52:30,267 then my heart changed. 696 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:33,812 What? 697 00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:41,368 My dear Marquis, it's true... You're the same person. 698 00:52:42,916 --> 00:52:45,635 I worship you, I adore you. I care for you more than ever. 699 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:49,143 But I can't hide anymore that my love has faded. 700 00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:54,375 I'm capricious, frivolous. 701 00:52:57,583 --> 00:53:00,018 Sir, please! Get angry, insult me! 702 00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:04,226 I'm ready to accept your insults, as hateful as they may be. 703 00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:06,934 But I won't be called a liar! 704 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:09,824 Spare me that, for it's not true. 705 00:53:10,875 --> 00:53:12,229 My dear... 706 00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,221 What an extraordinary woman you are! 707 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:15,854 Difficult to find these days! 708 00:53:16,833 --> 00:53:18,983 Your sincerity, your honesty... Astonishing! 709 00:53:20,791 --> 00:53:22,111 I could die of shame. 710 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:26,165 Next to your greatness, I'm nothing! 711 00:53:26,958 --> 00:53:28,596 You're so honest and I'm so guilty! 712 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:31,562 I must confess: 713 00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:35,097 your heart's story is the same as mine. 714 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:39,957 I never had the courage to say anything. 715 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:43,528 Forgive me. 716 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,479 Is that true, my friend? 717 00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:51,857 Completely. 718 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:56,708 We should congratulate ourselves for having lost simultaneously 719 00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:59,268 that fragile and imaginary feeling that bound us. 720 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:06,192 Loving you after your love had died... What a disgrace! 721 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,719 Sir, what about us now? 722 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,869 Let's not make trouble. 723 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,999 Let's avoid all the deception that usually occurs when love ends. 724 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:18,063 You'll have your freedom back. And so will I! 725 00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:21,687 We'll still see each other, 726 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:24,241 but as trusting, caring friends. 727 00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:27,145 My God! 728 00:54:27,791 --> 00:54:29,623 You'll tell me about your conquests. 729 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,089 I won't hide mine from you. 730 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:36,824 We'll be unique in our species. It will be delicious. 731 00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:40,971 Who knows what may happen? 732 00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:44,480 I might come back, regretful, deeper in love... 733 00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:49,224 More convinced than ever I can only be happy with you! 734 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:52,971 What if I'm no longer here? 735 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:55,986 I'd be devastated. 736 00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,892 I'd regret fate had separated us, 737 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:02,678 only to reunite us to discover nothing could be done. 738 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,753 Who knows what might happen? 739 00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:10,190 No one! 740 00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,350 Madam... 741 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:18,582 Unbearable! 742 00:55:21,083 --> 00:55:23,552 Bad weather is driving people here at inappropriate hours. 743 00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:28,808 I'll finish her story if you're curious. Be right back! 744 00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:36,746 She's a better storyteller than expected of an innkeeper. 745 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,697 True, but these constant interruptions are annoying. 746 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:43,945 You're right. 747 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:47,060 She must have been such a beauty... 748 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:53,223 Must have been? For God's sake, she still is. She is! 749 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,324 As you see, we're moving along. 750 00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:10,885 Ladies and gentlemen, speak with no disguise. 751 00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:14,840 Should we leave this elegant innkeeper, back to Tiago's affairs? 752 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,524 Makes no difference to me. 753 00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:18,782 But it makes a difference to chatterbox Tiago. 754 00:56:19,666 --> 00:56:21,179 He finishes the bottle's last drops. 755 00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:23,048 He walks over to the mirror to think. 756 00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:25,779 If I make the innkeeper take too much time, 757 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:28,248 then Tiago will say: 758 00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:34,902 "Good night, my boss is asleep and I'm going to bed. 759 00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:38,541 "You'll have to postpone the rest of your story until we meet again... 760 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,210 Until we come again!" 761 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,809 What did you say, Tiago? 762 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:47,888 Me? Nothing. 763 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:52,072 You can't imagine what I've thought of... 764 00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:55,328 You marry our beautiful storyteller! 765 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,661 A woman who can't stop talking 766 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,609 is perfect for a man who loves to talk. 767 00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:05,134 You were sleeping. 768 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:09,369 Let them and all the others sleep well! 769 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,415 No more interruptions, I hope! 770 00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:32,142 Friends, Mr Tiago? 771 00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:37,146 It's written up there that I can't resist a good wine, 772 00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:39,168 nor a beautiful woman! 773 00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:41,270 I'm not much today... 774 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,185 But there was a time when a man could grab me 775 00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:46,327 with only two fingers! 776 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:48,384 Any soldier who came here can tell you! 777 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:51,139 But let's not talk about those I filled with passion. 778 00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:53,134 Maybe you knew my captain? 779 00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:54,732 The captain again! 780 00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:56,915 A big, beefy man with a noble and severe look, 781 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:58,684 and two red marks here. 782 00:57:59,416 --> 00:58:01,168 Howl knew him! 783 00:58:01,958 --> 00:58:04,234 Let's drink to your captain's health. 784 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,763 If only he were alive! 785 00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:18,394 Dead or alive, who cares! Aren't soldiers born to die? 786 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,593 Now back to our story. 787 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,855 - Pick me up in an hour. - Of course, madam. 788 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:15,104 Does it hurt? 789 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,482 No. 790 01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:24,089 I still don't understand why you're doing this. 791 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:29,906 Sometimes life's catastrophes makes us see things so differently. 792 01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:35,046 I've got lots of money I often spend on futile things. 793 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:37,884 This way, I will help someone. 794 01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:39,964 I don't have children and I want none. 795 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,107 I like you. 796 01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:51,793 I don't sleep with ladies. 797 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:55,695 And you won't. 798 01:02:57,375 --> 01:02:58,524 You live alone? 799 01:03:00,583 --> 01:03:01,698 No. 800 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,729 With my mother. 801 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,562 What does she do? 802 01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:10,410 Nothing. 803 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,229 She drinks. 804 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,971 So, do you like it? 805 01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:30,495 It's wonderful! Don't you think, dear? 806 01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:33,440 Not bad. 807 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,263 It's wonderful, dear. 808 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:46,241 No one gives without expecting something in return. 809 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:51,964 It's not what you think. I want to make ladies of you. 810 01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:56,348 I'll buy you clothes, give you lessons in etiquette. 811 01:03:56,625 --> 01:04:00,414 You'll learn to speak correctly. Grammar, grammar! 812 01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:03,756 I made a bet with myself. 813 01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:05,918 A whim, call it what you want. 814 01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:09,579 What do I expect? A secluded and strict life 815 01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:12,188 and total obedience... 816 01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:15,232 Here are my rules. 817 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:22,774 Madam! 818 01:04:23,791 --> 01:04:25,828 You're just such a nice lady. 819 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:35,774 Why not... 820 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:40,611 I'm sick of bars. 821 01:04:42,041 --> 01:04:44,635 I'm sick of spreading my legs for brutes. 822 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,263 This couldn't be worse. 823 01:05:13,791 --> 01:05:15,907 My God! We're late! 824 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:19,402 Don't worry, mother. It's bad to arrive on time. 825 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:22,048 To whom, dear daughter? 826 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:24,475 To high society. 827 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:05,128 Dear friend, what mystery can't you reveal to me by phone? 828 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:07,695 I missed you. 829 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:10,846 How many months has it been? 830 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,093 Don't tell me you're still in love? 831 01:06:14,541 --> 01:06:15,690 It's possible. 832 01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:17,278 Counting on my coming back? 833 01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,073 Why not? 834 01:06:21,916 --> 01:06:23,395 You were above reproach. 835 01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:26,357 I hope so. 836 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:31,848 You're very dangerous for me. 837 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:37,945 So are you. 838 01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:04,995 The young lady and her mother... 839 01:07:06,666 --> 01:07:08,737 I don't remember inviting them. 840 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:11,437 Send them in. 841 01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:17,939 I'm off. My dear friend, our secrets can wait. 842 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:21,424 No, no, Marquis. Please stay. 843 01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:23,782 - I must go! - Please go in. 844 01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:20,711 Thank you, my friend. Thank you so much. 845 01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:24,246 How thrilling! I've never seen you like this. 846 01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:29,741 Delicate, gentle, decent, elegant, pure, virginal and those eyes! 847 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,788 Those eyes! Not to mention her lips. 848 01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:39,040 What enthusiasm! 849 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:42,846 Do you think it's possible to see her again? 850 01:08:43,416 --> 01:08:45,327 Possible. But calm down. 851 01:08:46,416 --> 01:08:49,010 They're different people and have the best background. 852 01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,687 Have I lost my qualities? 853 01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,335 Ask them what they think of me. 854 01:08:57,041 --> 01:08:58,315 Both of them? 855 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:02,492 Please. I must see that precious being a second time. 856 01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:05,437 I must be sure... 857 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:08,119 Perhaps I made a mistake... I don't know. 858 01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:10,395 You made no mistake. 859 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:14,322 Marquis, seeing your state, I can't say no. 860 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,957 I'll bring them to your house soon. 861 01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:19,815 Tomorrow? 862 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:23,280 Calm, my friend, Rome and Pavia... 863 01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:27,605 Next week, next week! 864 01:11:06,166 --> 01:11:08,442 Miss, it's time! 865 01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:27,841 Over a month! You never even invited them once. 866 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:32,173 And you call yourself my friend! 867 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,108 Before, love accumulated virtues in me... 868 01:11:38,583 --> 01:11:40,654 Now, friendship finds only defects in me. 869 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:47,253 I invited them a dozen times, but always in vain. 870 01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:52,607 My dear Marquis, 871 01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:56,480 high society is far from understanding 872 01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:59,666 of the scruples and the delicacy of faint-hearted souls. 873 01:12:01,541 --> 01:12:06,854 Isn't the mother's distrust natural regarding her beautiful daughter? 874 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:09,843 What an insinuation. 875 01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:13,711 Should I renounce seeing them, helping them? 876 01:12:15,666 --> 01:12:17,145 Helping them? 877 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:19,945 I believe so. 878 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:24,086 You should not confuse those ladies with those you have met. 879 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,696 I can neither sleep nor eat since I saw her. 880 01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:33,248 Damned encounter! Damned fate! 881 01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:36,203 I'm obsessed with that divine creature. 882 01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:41,809 Have pity on me. 883 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:49,768 Dear marquis, just between us... 884 01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:53,608 how can I carry out such a thankless task? 885 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,609 Whether you love or not, what do I have to do with it? 886 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:02,855 Dear lady, if you abandon me, I'm lost! 887 01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:07,994 Does my violent state not frighten you? 888 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:16,109 If I had been so loved, perhaps. 889 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:20,494 Whatever I do, I won't be doing it for you. 890 01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:25,399 Such cruelty! 891 01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:37,655 I suffer now, but his torment will be eternal. 892 01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:51,179 Compose yourself. 893 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:55,381 I'll see what I can do. 894 01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:08,101 The innkeeper told Tiago and his boss 895 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:11,891 Mrs D obliged the Marquis to wait still another month. 896 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:18,665 Needless to say, mother and daughter excelled in grace, wit and seduction. 897 01:14:20,125 --> 01:14:23,243 The poor Marquis was hopelessly in love. 898 01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:30,771 Find another woman who'll do what I have done! 899 01:14:32,541 --> 01:14:34,179 Your kindness confuses me. 900 01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:36,770 How is your heart? 901 01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:40,639 I must have that young lady or I will die! 902 01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:44,718 Haven't you succeeded yet? 903 01:14:49,625 --> 01:14:50,899 You'll have her. 904 01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:54,918 I don't understand anything anymore. 905 01:14:55,333 --> 01:14:59,406 Marquis, I know you and I know them... 906 01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:14,737 I assure you I like the Marquis. 907 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,768 No one... 908 01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:22,351 No one has ever treated me so well! 909 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:26,313 How can we refuse such a generous offer? 910 01:15:27,166 --> 01:15:28,964 You think I did this for you? 911 01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:33,601 Who are you? Do I owe you anything? 912 01:15:35,041 --> 01:15:38,750 I could send your beautiful daughter back to the brothel 913 01:15:39,083 --> 01:15:40,835 and you, back to cheap wine! 914 01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:45,791 If what I offer is too much for you, then it is too little for me. 915 01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,801 Write the letter I dictate. 916 01:15:51,916 --> 01:15:53,111 Sit down. 917 01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,649 Marquis... 918 01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:20,548 They rejected my offer! 919 01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:22,634 Damn! I have never been so generous! 920 01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:24,982 Damn them! 921 01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:27,161 Calm down. Be patient. 922 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:33,270 An immaculate, free and pure deer is not easy prey... 923 01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:35,778 Right. 924 01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,282 I am determined to commit the greatest madness 925 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:41,014 a man of my position, age and temperament can commit. 926 01:16:41,916 --> 01:16:43,350 I will marry! 927 01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:49,232 Marry her? 928 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:52,006 Slow down, Marquis. 929 01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:54,165 This concerns your happiness... 930 01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:58,197 You should learn more about them. Nowadays... 931 01:16:58,458 --> 01:17:00,051 I don't care. I'll die without her! 932 01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:03,013 You should marry, too. 933 01:17:04,208 --> 01:17:05,607 It's time! 934 01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:07,881 I will never marry. 935 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:12,064 The only man who might have tempted me into marriage... 936 01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:14,187 Don't tell me it was me? 937 01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,804 Why didn't you tell me before? 938 01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:20,665 Apparently I was right not to. 939 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:24,439 The girl you have decided to marry suits you better than I. 940 01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:19,015 And what the Lord has joined together let no man separate. 941 01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:27,517 Thank you, God! 942 01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:54,199 I want to be the first to kiss the bride. 943 01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:05,892 When you can, come see me. 944 01:20:06,541 --> 01:20:08,817 I have an extraordinary present for you. 945 01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,029 A magnificent present! Thank you so much. 946 01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:09,968 You have no idea how happy I am. 947 01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:15,475 What's the matter, my friend? 948 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,631 Marquis, get to know me. 949 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,385 You had a good woman, whom you didn't know how to keep. 950 01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:23,145 She has taken revenge. 951 01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:24,410 What woman? 952 01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:27,429 Me, you idiot. 953 01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:33,138 I have taken my revenge 954 01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:36,090 by making you marry a woman unworthy of you. 955 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:42,006 Go to every cheap hotel... 956 01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:46,872 Ask about an insatiable Ermelinda... 957 01:21:47,166 --> 01:21:49,157 And her magical hands. 958 01:21:49,375 --> 01:21:51,810 They'll immediately identify your mother-in-law. 959 01:21:56,625 --> 01:21:59,265 Then go to the sailors' bars and ask for Barbara... 960 01:22:01,541 --> 01:22:03,134 That hot girl. 961 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,809 And then you will have confirmation 962 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,469 of the filthy trade your wife did for years. 963 01:22:49,875 --> 01:22:53,027 The Marquis went mad. He called his young wife a slut. 964 01:22:53,291 --> 01:22:56,044 He told her mother to return to the bottle or the asylum. 965 01:22:56,291 --> 01:22:57,725 No difference to him! 966 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:02,175 The bride cried, asking to be killed, to be trampled... 967 01:23:02,916 --> 01:23:05,192 She fell to the ground, as if dead. 968 01:23:06,166 --> 01:23:08,726 The Marquis went missing for over a fortnight. 969 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:12,094 Then, like everyone else, he came back. 970 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:11,185 If only I could tear up this name and title 971 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,776 they have made me usurp, then die immediately after! 972 01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:18,112 I have been led to commit an unworthy action. 973 01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:21,855 But believe me, I am not bad! 974 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,638 Do what you will with me. 975 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:31,900 I accept whatever fate I deserve. 976 01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:35,619 Madam, that is not your place. 977 01:24:37,916 --> 01:24:39,793 Rise, Lady Marchionness... 978 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:44,229 Come into my arms. 979 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,695 My love. 980 01:24:58,541 --> 01:24:59,895 I regret nothing. 981 01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,616 Instead of taking revenge, 982 01:25:05,041 --> 01:25:08,636 that horrible lady has done me a great favour! 983 01:25:18,291 --> 01:25:20,567 My friends, it's easy to condemn that lady. 984 01:25:21,166 --> 01:25:23,635 "What a horrible lady! Hypocrite! Criminal!" 985 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:26,024 Not really. 986 01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:30,068 Everyday a man stabs another over some insignificant gesture. 987 01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:34,436 Can't a good woman, lost, dishonoured, betrayed, 988 01:25:35,666 --> 01:25:37,896 cast her traitor into the arms of a whore? 989 01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:41,507 ! would happily approve of a law condemning to whores 990 01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:45,546 anyone who had seduced and abandoned a good woman. 991 01:25:46,833 --> 01:25:49,427 Cheap men to cheap women! 992 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:01,774 What a cruel woman! 993 01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:03,562 Mrs D for taking revenge? 994 01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:06,473 Yes... And our innkeeper as well. 995 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:08,593 For God's sake, she only told a story! 996 01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:10,149 That's not so innocent. 997 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:14,029 It's worse to tell than to do. 998 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,309 You can't say you didn't like it! 999 01:26:16,541 --> 01:26:19,533 With all the stories she must know, she chose the worst! 1000 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:21,881 In the name of what? Fidelity? 1001 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:25,695 Don't play around! 1002 01:26:26,166 --> 01:26:27,395 Bunch of whores! 1003 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:29,298 The first pact between two human beings 1004 01:26:29,541 --> 01:26:32,693 was made by a rock that turned to dust, 1005 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,764 beneath a sky that changed at each passing moment. 1006 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,877 Everything around seemed fleeting. 1007 01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:42,077 They believed their hearts were free of all tribulations! 1008 01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:46,849 Children, eternal children! 1009 01:26:49,625 --> 01:26:53,334 Listen, it may not be worth much, but... 1010 01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:55,577 I prefer the old story of the Sabre and the Sheath. 1011 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:57,270 The Sabre says to the Sheath: 1012 01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,734 "You're cheap, everyday you accept different sabres." 1013 01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:06,087 The Sheath replies: "You're the cheap one. 1014 01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:08,460 "You change sheath every day." 1015 01:27:08,833 --> 01:27:11,666 Then, the strap between the Sabre and the Sheath says: 1016 01:27:12,291 --> 01:27:14,851 "You're right to change, as change seduces you. 1017 01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:17,362 "But you were wrong to promise that you would never change. 1018 01:27:17,791 --> 01:27:19,543 "Don't you see, Sabre, 1019 01:27:19,750 --> 01:27:21,661 "that God made you to fit more than one sheath? 1020 01:27:21,875 --> 01:27:24,993 "And you, Sheath, to receive more than one sabre?" 1021 01:27:25,958 --> 01:27:29,553 Children, eternal children! 1022 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:33,655 Our innkeeper is sleeping like a rock. 1023 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:38,371 This is a good chance to finish the story of your love affairs. 1024 01:27:38,666 --> 01:27:42,296 But if it's too much for you, drink and go to sleep. 1025 01:27:57,041 --> 01:27:59,840 I arrive at the palatial estate of Isabelinha's parents. 1026 01:28:00,291 --> 01:28:04,171 Isabelinha? The daughter of my old friend Henrique? 1027 01:28:06,041 --> 01:28:08,954 Precisely. She is the thin girl with green eyes... 1028 01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:12,741 The youngest daughter of Carminho and Henrique? 1029 01:28:13,541 --> 01:28:15,418 One of the most beautiful creatures I know. 1030 01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:19,306 - That I tried, in vain, to seduce! - And one I love! 1031 01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:22,494 Mrs Carminho has given her consent. 1032 01:28:24,416 --> 01:28:26,054 How revolting! 1033 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,991 Silly girl prefers a Tiago! 1034 01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:34,507 - Tiago is just like any other man. - Wrong. 1035 01:28:35,291 --> 01:28:37,726 Remember you are no more than and never will be more than a Tiago. 1036 01:28:38,166 --> 01:28:41,079 The mistake I made of taking you out of your station... I can make amends. 1037 01:28:41,333 --> 01:28:42,323 Sit! 1038 01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:45,413 How can you say that? After treating me like a friend! 1039 01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:47,839 You don't know the meaning of the word friend 1040 01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:50,233 when used by a superior to an inferior! Sit! 1041 01:28:50,916 --> 01:28:53,226 It is written up there that Tiago and his boss, 1042 01:28:53,541 --> 01:28:57,296 living or dead, they'll always be Tiago and his boss! 1043 01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:58,979 Get down! 1044 01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:01,286 Ask me to do anything else. I'll obey. 1045 01:29:02,083 --> 01:29:03,881 Down, rascal! Obey! 1046 01:29:04,083 --> 01:29:07,360 Rascal I may be, but the rascal stays put. He'll not move! 1047 01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:09,346 - Down! - No. 1048 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:11,399 Down! 1049 01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:14,520 I won't! 1050 01:29:14,875 --> 01:29:16,104 Have you seen this? 1051 01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:17,850 My boss has gone mad. 1052 01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:21,458 Calm down, gentlemen. I'm in charge now! 1053 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,118 Tiago is not a bad servant, but he is prone to confusing 1054 01:29:25,375 --> 01:29:27,571 absolute and permanent possession 1055 01:29:27,916 --> 01:29:30,430 with gratuitous and fleeting concession. 1056 01:29:30,916 --> 01:29:32,714 Given that his boss is a good boss, 1057 01:29:33,333 --> 01:29:34,971 Tiago will come down. 1058 01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:39,263 And will go up again 1059 01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:44,008 to enjoy all the prerogatives that have been granted him. 1060 01:29:44,666 --> 01:29:47,579 His boss will hold out his hand to him in friendship... 1061 01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:53,697 It is written up there that as long as one has a boss... 1062 01:29:54,416 --> 01:29:56,532 One goes down, goes up, 1063 01:29:57,166 --> 01:29:59,840 goes forward, goes back and forth... 1064 01:30:00,125 --> 01:30:03,959 But one's feet don't have the freedom to refuse the orders of one's head. 1065 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,594 Hands clenched so my order will be fulfilled. 1066 01:30:10,833 --> 01:30:13,347 It is written up there that I'll never be free of this excentric. 1067 01:30:14,041 --> 01:30:18,035 As long as I live he'll be my boss and I, his servant! 1068 01:30:18,666 --> 01:30:21,419 It is written up there that I am indispensable and I know it... 1069 01:30:22,791 --> 01:30:24,623 Tiago will be insolent. 1070 01:30:24,833 --> 01:30:28,030 His boss, for peace and quiet, will not pay attention! 1071 01:30:28,916 --> 01:30:30,827 You will have the title; I will have the thing. 1072 01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:33,938 Being so, your role is worth more than mine! 1073 01:30:35,625 --> 01:30:37,502 Al can do is swap with you! 1074 01:30:38,958 --> 01:30:41,791 Let's stay as we are. We're used to it. 1075 01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:46,793 And Tiago's love affairs? 1076 01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:50,913 Did Isabelinha treat your wound four times a day? 1077 01:30:52,083 --> 01:30:55,121 Before you go on, tell me: was Isabelinha a virgin? 1078 01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:00,770 I think so. 1079 01:31:24,541 --> 01:31:26,339 My destiny seems less bleak. 1080 01:31:28,166 --> 01:31:29,361 Where was 1?7 1081 01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:31,858 Isabelinha was told by her mother to look after you. 1082 01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:35,721 She was so afraid of hurting me. 1083 01:31:36,833 --> 01:31:38,426 She was good at washing my wound! 1084 01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:53,858 Do you have a girlfriend, Mr Tiago? 1085 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:57,290 - Don't you know? - No. 1086 01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:01,729 Do you love her a lot? 1087 01:32:02,541 --> 01:32:03,815 I love her... 1088 01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:06,559 with all my heart. 1089 01:32:07,333 --> 01:32:08,562 And she loves you? 1090 01:32:10,291 --> 01:32:11,520 I don't know... 1091 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,013 These socks are for her. 1092 01:32:16,625 --> 01:32:18,855 I'll caress them over and over. 1093 01:32:25,291 --> 01:32:26,406 Isabel! 1094 01:32:28,583 --> 01:32:29,903 Don't cry. 1095 01:32:31,875 --> 01:32:33,468 I bought them for you. 1096 01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:28,366 You're almost at the end of your story. 1097 01:33:28,625 --> 01:33:30,616 When you get to the knee there's not much left. 1098 01:33:30,833 --> 01:33:33,427 Isabelinha has the longest thigh I've ever seen. 1099 01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:36,032 But I can't go on. It's impossible. 1100 01:33:37,458 --> 01:33:39,131 Damned all-nighter! 1101 01:33:40,083 --> 01:33:42,677 It's like the hand of destiny is stuck in my throat, strangling me. 1102 01:33:46,125 --> 01:33:48,958 Sir, let me be silent. 1103 01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:52,604 There's so little left! 1104 01:34:09,083 --> 01:34:11,802 The author says Tiago swore a thousand times 1105 01:34:12,041 --> 01:34:14,840 it was written up there he won't end his story. 1106 01:34:15,791 --> 01:34:17,782 And it seems Tiago was right. 1107 01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:21,533 ! can tell, ladies and gentlemen, this displeases you... 1108 01:34:22,666 --> 01:34:24,737 But why not take up the story where he left off 1109 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,469 and continue it according to your fantasies? 1110 01:34:43,875 --> 01:34:45,912 Epilogue 1111 01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:48,604 Besides the original manuscript, 1112 01:34:48,791 --> 01:34:50,589 I also came into possession of three more paragraphs. 1113 01:34:51,208 --> 01:34:53,040 The first and last seem authentic. 1114 01:34:53,291 --> 01:34:55,168 The one in the middle, clearly apocryphal. 1115 01:34:55,458 --> 01:34:56,732 I'll read the first. 1116 01:34:57,541 --> 01:34:59,817 "On a holiday, Isabel's father had gone hunting 1117 01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:03,519 "and the others had gone to Mass. Tiago and Isabel sulked." 1118 01:35:23,958 --> 01:35:25,312 You don't like me! 1119 01:35:29,666 --> 01:35:30,895 I don't like you? 1120 01:35:33,166 --> 01:35:34,804 Here is your poor Isabel... 1121 01:35:39,166 --> 01:35:40,725 Do what you want to me. 1122 01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:02,935 What would you do in Tiago's place? 1123 01:36:03,666 --> 01:36:05,498 Nothing. That's what he did. 1124 01:36:05,750 --> 01:36:07,866 He threw himself at her feet, dried her tears... 1125 01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:10,142 And consoled her. 1126 01:36:10,333 --> 01:36:12,802 But being at her feet, he couldn't wipe her tears 1127 01:36:13,250 --> 01:36:15,480 unless the bed was very low. 1128 01:36:16,375 --> 01:36:18,491 The manuscript doesn't say so, but one might assume. 1129 01:36:19,250 --> 01:36:21,048 The second paragraph seems false. 1130 01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:23,881 "Once, in the mansion in which they lived, 1131 01:36:24,083 --> 01:36:27,439 "Isabel, trembling in her nightgown, searched for Tiago. 1132 01:36:28,458 --> 01:36:30,847 "She stopped at the door, not knowing whether to enter... " 1133 01:36:31,958 --> 01:36:33,915 I've read that somewhere... But where? 1134 01:36:34,791 --> 01:36:36,464 "Still trembling, she entered..." 1135 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:11,048 I have a terrible pain in my knee! 1136 01:37:14,583 --> 01:37:15,937 I can't sleep. 1137 01:37:49,541 --> 01:37:51,930 Tiago did everything possible to convince Isabel 1138 01:37:52,166 --> 01:37:54,077 to grant him some relief. 1139 01:37:54,416 --> 01:37:57,568 He had no desire to marry her or was that not written up there? 1140 01:37:57,958 --> 01:37:59,835 It's written here! That's enough for me! 1141 01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:03,595 The third paragraph shows Tiago "our poor fatalist, 1142 01:38:03,916 --> 01:38:05,589 "in a dirty prison cell, 1143 01:38:05,833 --> 01:38:08,347 “"remembering the philosophical principles of his captain. 1144 01:38:08,708 --> 01:38:10,460 "Then the cell door opens..." 1145 01:38:10,958 --> 01:38:13,347 There is the pathetic meeting between Tiago and his boss, 1146 01:38:13,583 --> 01:38:16,780 then with Isabel, as is obvious. Tiago marries Isabel. 1147 01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:19,131 Tiago marries Isabel? 1148 01:38:19,791 --> 01:38:22,510 Great! The last link in the chain. 1149 01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:26,720 Really? Just that Diderot suggests that Tiago's boss and a friend of his 1150 01:38:27,041 --> 01:38:29,920 both fall in love with Isabel, Tiago's wife. 1151 01:38:30,791 --> 01:38:34,022 Then Tiago has the same thought every night. 1152 01:38:36,291 --> 01:38:38,521 If it's written up there you're a cuckold, 1153 01:38:40,125 --> 01:38:42,275 Tiago, no matter what you do, you will be! 1154 01:38:43,708 --> 01:38:48,623 If it isn't written, no matter what they do, you won't be. 1155 01:38:50,666 --> 01:38:53,545 So sleep, my friend. 1156 01:38:56,291 --> 01:38:57,486 Sleep. 1157 01:38:59,916 --> 01:39:02,146 And he slept. 1158 01:39:10,458 --> 01:39:13,576 THE END 1159 01:39:18,666 --> 01:39:21,545 Legendagem: ESPIRAL CRIATIVA 87561