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Dedicated Eliza Francis, Joel and Luke.

MATTHIAS and Max

So Sarah? It does not come?

Not. Meets with friends.

Whether in a restaurant together, whether in the sauna.

Are you fight?

Why do you think so? We all just wonderful.

Damn it.

I forgot to say - Rivett apologizes, but his sister, too, will be there.

Curse. Does not he know that we can not tolerate it?

It will be busy. Removes the short film. Worksheet.

She did not hurt. All proest liver.

Rivette has promised that it will not be for us to climb.

We have our own business, it - their own. We did not even see.

Our Daily Bread GIVE US EACH DAY.

BAKERY PRODUCTS "Sagrada Familia".

At last.

You then traveled for so long? As traveling?

What's the difference? We're here. Or you Give details?

Hold.

Matt, my sister here. I suppose you're glad at least to me.

Just happy.

Wander somewhere with Matisse, her boyfriend. Trees removed and all the small stuff.

O Lord.

- Wow! - Hi!

Are we had covered a hundred kilometers away, to hang around all day in the kitchen?

They had just arrived, let them take breath.

- What is it? - Yes, as usual.

Okay, let's go. The sun is going down.

- Are you kidding me? - And what? I just said.

- Frank. - At this rate, I will not live up to dinner.

- Max? Maks! - Brass.

- What? - Calm down.

What? Ah, yes. I forgot, I'm sorry.

Max, it's nothing serious.

It's just grass.

You never listen to, what you say.

- He's rattle. - Or you just do not care.

- How nice to be among friends! - Poor Brass, it lacks love.

Why do you have all the time shpynyat?

- Tired! - Go you know where!

All right, enough, let me go!

Do not touch me! Here are morons. Enough said!

- Okay, let's go from here. - Let's go swimming!

I'll go too.

- Sorry guys. - Well, began.

Heck, I do not even know how to say. It should have come my Friend,

to star in the film - but they have merged in the last minute!

So. First dish: mother tongue. In the version for stupid youngsters.

Well, not everyone can talk like queers!

Well, let's not come to your friends. So what?

They, like, have been removed from me.

- O Lord. - Matt.

I'm, like, it takes two guys to replace them.

- Nobody wants to try? - Do not even ask.

"Like, like" You have to film school all such tongue-tied?

Otvyan, cretin!

You promised my mother that will not be for us to climb!

Leave my friends alone, Eric!

Do not yell! Let your friends decide!

Hey Hey!

- I agree. - What?

I do not mind playing in your movie.

Oh, my God, thank you! I have always said that Max - nyashka!

- Okay, just leave me alone. - But I need two people.

- I will kill you. Do you want this? - Matt?

No way.

Ask Brass. Or not, Frank's best!

- Yeah, Frank! - Super.

Okay. But seriously, guys.

If you want to fit in - whistle. Do not be sloupoki.

Twenty-four thousand a year, for

to say how empty-headed and post meal in instagram.

Are you sick?

What? You played in the school in "Anna Karenina."

Here are a donkey. Tell him to shut up.

What? It was very touching.

You're so naturally sobbed.

Repeaters, sobbing with a Parisian accent.

Elephant, the first time who saw the floss!

- Right now I drown. - Let him go!

Do you like it when you have enough, huh?

Leave me alone!

Close your eyes and think about your teacher!

- Shut up! - About that starichellu!

Your mama so fat, he eats like grilled chicken nuggets!

And your mother was so fat,

that McDonalds her service on three box office!

It is unlikely that I will be back on the first Christmas.

Really?

- So, the whole year you will not? - Yes.

And what about your mom?

Her look after Aunt Ginette.

We already went to a notary public.

It will be a guardian instead of me.

In the end, I'm not the only one in the family.

And the thing is easier - it is necessary to pay the bills,

buy the products, watch, that cash is not lying on the mind.

Any fool can handle.

- Well, ready to blow? - What?

For close-up ready?

Yes, sir, I'm ready.

Of course you can. This is also a Commonwealth country,

as well as Canada, there will not need a visa.

- Clearly. - Again there shall bartender?

Some documents will still be necessary.

Who will take the foreigner from the street?

That's why I need a letter of recommendation from your father.

I am doing everything possible. I do not blame that he is busy.

Wait, I do not catch up.

You're not going volunteers, and to earn money.

He means that there cards Visa not accepted.

What?

- He's kidding. - So what, Max?

To be a bartender.

This is the first time. Work something familiar.

You will go to the devil horns in Melbourne

to hang around behind the bar again?

Translate him two hundred thousand, and it will be your neighbor in Cambridge.

No, I do not care, really.

To begin to work in a bar,

and then slowly start to look for his, his ...

- calling. - calling.

Matt tells as always, but right word stuffed down his throat.

- "calling". - "calling".

So fuck off.

You're still a child to do so.

- That's right. - Not understood?

True. Your favorite activity.

Yes you what, I never.

Chtoo? Matt, you're crazy.

I do not understand what you are saying.

We say that this is your kink.

What other quirk?

Well, maybe a couple of times I did well, a maximum of three or four!

Yes, a month ago, at a birthday party Suzy!

I lit a candle, and you clung to my words.

- Brass even took it on the phone! - I do not know. I do not remember.

Yeah, it's somewhere in there instagramme.

Yes? How interesting. Come show.

- And I will. - Come on.

- Do you hear? It seems that someone has come. - Probably, Sharif.

I said it was time to set fire to the cake.

And you said that you did not set fire to the cake,

and candles, so say only illiterate.

- That's right, but I did not say that. - And in the gym it was the same.

- What? - Same.

And what I said?

- Long live Sharif Nottingham! - Sharif Nottingham!

Well, how are you, my beloved sons of bitches?

On our taxes, he buys himself trendy clothes!

As long as you write your stupid diploma, people are busy.

I collected the car with their hands, to what was on the ride to school.

What are you talking about?

That taxpayers are discussing a quiet evening on the nature?

- What are you, a talk show host? - You're not on drugs?

Not. But who knows.

- So what are you saying? - Yes, anything.

The fact that Matt ever wants to look all-knowing.

Nothing like this.

He said that I was once corrected his mistake in the conversation.

Lord, you are my God. Matt - gram-Nazis!

It's a classic. You're absolutely right, Rivette.

Tell me, what any modern hipster obliged to eat like a pig?

- And by the way, with his feet so clean. - Exactly.

Yes, why are you guys?

I warn you: I'm in dangerous proximity to the video proof!

Yes Yes Yes.

- Hey, guys! What's that smell? - What are you talking about?

- What? What? - I do not feel anything.

Just smacks fact that Matt lost the argument.

I you here - the defendant?

Stop, stop! Found! This is the best day of my life.

- If I'm right ... - You do not get anything.

Well, I do not, I am for punishment.

You are one hundred percent sure that it is not said that?

Yes, one hundred percent, but I will not argue.

Not necessarily the same money.

What argument? Rivett something not said, and Matt corrected him?

- Yes. - Yes.

So, guys. I still have student loans to pay.

- I know what it is necessary to argue. - Fuck off, you fool.

- bet on your "Dupont". - This is not a "Dupont".

Never mind, I will not argue on the lighter, which gave his father.

- You do not smoke. - I support the company.

Plugging friends who are celebrating a birthday.

Well, to hell with you, let us argue!

I knew you would agree.

But what are we arguing about, I will not tell.

Listen, do not.

You will not suffer financially, physically, too.

We will not abandon you in the lake, believe me.

Did you ever tell me, Rivette.

Come this way - if you're right, you just calm down on this.

"Your punishment should be more severe."

"What is the next step of your brilliant plan?"

"Plane crashed! To all killed!"

Come on, Matt. You have to promise that the condition of the dispute.

It's not scary.

I'll win. I know I did not say that. At least then.

Did not tell? Okay.

- All right, I light cake. - Not cake and candles on the cake.

Well you give. Great to have caught!

Okay, you win. What's next?

You have to play in a movie Erica.

- That's cool. - Come on, Come on. I heard right?

Yes, downloading Durak.

He told us it would get his silly short film.

- Well, why just stupid? - Which one then?

Sorry, guys. You kissed before?

During the washing up? No no.

- Okay. I'm serious. - Of course not.

Not...

- Well maybe. It was just once. - What?

- In the final year, or a little earlier. - No.

- Okay. - Not.

So you will have it soon.

In your scene in the film.

There's two guys in love story.

What kind of idiot are you, Marco! Why are you persecuting me?

I do not drive on you, Eric! You just have besish your stupid ideas!

No, the idea of norms only need to be prevented.

He lost the argument!

- Yes, Matt, refuse bad. - It's not that. Simply.

Listen!

Me and had no idea that ...

So what?

You ever ruffled each other and messing on the floor like crazy!

Oh, do not worry already, boys!

"Oh, do not worry already." "Boys."

Shut up, donkey ass.

- Why did not you tell us anything? - What would it change? Take IT Easy!

Heck, you can speak in normal language ?!

Yes please! So what's the difference? A?

Well?

No, you do not think about it, I normally treat this simply.

The case does not in this.

- Moreover, we have already kissed once. - Come on, what are you talking about?

What?

It's true. I myself can remember at a party at Carine Mercier, in her home!

Frank, and you're a fan of spy!

I then ate three pills of ecstasy, and I torknulo.

Okay, we got already! I will if you itch!

What the?

Matt?

Nonsense it all.

Oh, how nice. I could die right now!

- Do I have to be in this? - Yes. So it is necessary for contrast.

And this Vegeta and will hang around here?

- What other Vegeta? - dumb type of "Dragonbolla".

Is this episode HBO About?

Nevermind. Simply it can be.

You have completed the their case somewhere at the top, eh?

Well, your creativity.

On May year. Okay. So, so.

What you need to know. This movie...

he is a super-impressionistic, but in the same time - expressionist.

You see, no?

I'm certainly not an expert but, in my opinion, impressionism and expressionism.

This is mutually exclusive. Is not it so?

Okay, so I'll have to explain to you the synopsis.

So the two women. Or two men, it does not matter.

You're sitting there and all of a sudden - bang!

Kiss. That is, natural such zhiza.

But I know you're sorry, of course.

I do not want to bring down your rush, but we're still two guys.

Lord, what do you pusechki.

Okay, there is a small ambush, because

your generation of its backward views.

But here I personally, for example, I try not to hang the label.

From the outside - yes, there is a difference,

but if we do not take into account beard and all the masculine dregs, then who knows?

Seriously? They mutili in high school?

Cool, huh?

I do not know, it seems Matt has forgotten everything.

And then, I myself studied in parallel, and I heard about this for the first time.

What?

- There is nothing more foolish than you had ever said. - What?

You studied psychology at Cambridge!

He's had to fill tatuha:

"Crimped with Max at the school, I will never forget"?

Fools.

Lord, this is the best day of my life. Thanks!

Frank, you're like the janitor in the university,

which at night solves unsolvable mathematical problems.

I, too, found the binomial theorem. Uymites!

Our Frank - Good Will Hunting. All the books in the library had studied!

I may be nutty, but with brains all right.

- Okay, genius, be modest. - Come on.

Hide from the eyes, freaks!

All right, let's go.

Ready?

So four three two one engine!

Max? Max, are you asleep?

- How can I help you? - I'm looking for Rivette?

- Rivetta? - Yes.

You're lost his way, man! Do you want to take you by car?

Is he crazy, so far to swim?

Heck. I'm lost.

Why would you do to get carried away?

It's all right, Matt?

Twelve days before leaving for Australia.

Your father could be proud of you.

I even allowed myself to write a SMS Maitre Ruiz

and inform him about the success of his son.

Of course, I would not want too ahead of ourselves, but

Your work is really impressive.

I believe that in the near future are not going to call until the exact date

so to speak - in the near future.

So, I'm thinking of,

to give you more power in the company.

As I like to say - a chair with a view of Mont-Royal!

Well, what can you say?

No, I do. I, of course ...

Of course, I am very glad to hear it.

- You know, Matt. - No, no, Gilles, simply.

Not another word!

At your age, it is natural to doubt yourself.

To experiment, to try something new.

One day you wake up - and whoops!

You realize that vyaznesh in the swamp.

Yes. It so happens that all my life people engaged in the same business,

and it turns out that he needed something else.

So let's leave the talk about improving -

on time and return to the Thompson case.

Where is it? But. Today morning I spoke to Madame ...

What was her name? God, I always confuse the names. Madam, madam, madam.

Mme.

Wait a minute, where do I Affairs. But.

What are you doing?

I cook pasta. As you like.

Your brother is not declared?

You still love pasta? The last time you like.

Yes.

This little fucker does not respond to my calls.

So, something I did not understand.

There is no need to grab a cigarette, barely opening his eyes.

Well yes.

What are you doing?

Well.

Stop playing with toys. Come here.

- Tomorrow I meet with Aunt Ginette. - Lucky.

She was almost retired.

He can take care of you while I'm gone.

I do not want to see is this hysterical. I'm not an invalid.

Someone has to deal with the documents,

shopping, money. Being a guardian. Here it will be.

I did not get that?

You know that after you need someone to keep an eye on.

I do not need anybody! When it's up to you to come at last?

I do not need you, nor she, no one!

Calm down. I do not want to hear it all.

- What I want, I say! This is my house! - But I pay bills.

My money!

You robs me money, you come here and pour my shit!

Money, you say? And unless you can be trusted with money?

You got me, you hear?

You just revel in their power, the dictator unfinished!

B my eyes have not seen you!

I'll come back when you have calmed down.

Thank God, your brother can not see you.

He even knows how you are with me Bypass? He knows?

- Lord, just do not start again! - He knows?

- All he knows, and for a long time! - Well, yes, of course!

I'm tired of endlessly quarrel with you about it!

You're lying to me without end.

I'm not lying! All right, enough! I can not anymore! We're trying to help you!

And I do not need your help! In the coffin, I saw her, okay?

- Not your help or your money. - Yes, you would have gone a long time!

Without me, you would have been on the street! The dirt would lay on the garbage!

Go to hell!

Go you know where.

I've missed over the weekend. Are you bored?

"I missed" - this is not quite the word.

Lord! Ribs, then at least have pity!

Did you buy wine?

- Wines? - We go to Martin.

out of my head. Is today?

Nothing. Go long in the shower, and I run to the store.

Max, too, will be there?

I do not know, ask him myself.

What happened? You had a fight?

- No, just interesting. - Okay, go take a shower.

Hello, How are you?

Hey, Julien, it's me. How are you?

- Yes, everything seems to be ol Wright. - Why are you talking in English?

Aha, I caught a tramp! This is Jules, leave a message after the beep.

Hey, Julien, it's me.

Cool, I did not immediately realize that this is an answering machine.

Listen, I'm going from my mother.

I think you should know that it has already

six months, do not consume anything,

so, we can say things are going smoothly.

In general, I do not know whether or not your plans for the weekend in short,

mum's birthday,

we could arrange dinner or go to a restaurant.

Of course, from New Haven to Montreal a long way,

but I'm sure it would have been to see you happy.

Take out the head of the phone, the woodpecker!

I do not understand. He's fooling around?

I bet that his English-speaking classmates and not half as good.

He plays in a jazz ensemble.

That is, a game. He did not like. Yes, Marco?

Mom, you asked me to play, and now do not be silent!

Oh, you are my God. Forgive us, Amadeus.

We will sit as quiet as a mouse.

As the mouse!

- What did he do in the jazz ensemble? - I have no idea.

I hear everything.

- Hello! - And here is the latecomers arrived!

One latecomer!

Sarah had nothing to do, I'm sure. My dear, how are you?

Well ... The first twenty years of my life, you're always late,

and now that I live alone, you always come before!

He's right, Francine.

You know, Colette Kostopulos not expect such a betrayal from you!

For whom I play?

- Look, you're all stained. - This is my new image.

I like.

Here on the wall clock. Why are you looking at hand?

And why are you wearing a white cap you get your ass kicked?

On the head, and not on the ass.

- No derhaysya. - Schyplet!

So it should be.

What will you do if in Australia a bloody forehead?

Well, it's enough.

I'm not a bloody nothing.

And this is not a bloody, I just fell.

I stumbled on the street.

What will you do there?

You mean at all , or every day?

Both.

I will seek a job, what else.

Do you have a job here.

Did you feel bad at the bar with me?

And a jacket covered in blood, at least throw out.

Take anything from clothing Eric.

Tell me, do you have plans on Friday evening?

I do not know. I will work for Caro, she goes to midnight.

Sharif just my friend is throwing a party.

We're all going to get.

Are you on a date invite?

No, just looking for someone to have a ride. Yes, date.

Asking me to spend an evening in the company of drunken cackling rye,

for silly games in a word?

Well, in general, yes. It is interesting to you is?

Not really? Okay, I will come.

- The situation is stupid! - How could you know?

Jean-Marc said to me: "I have a new boss She Jamaica.

we call it "Ilsa She-Wolf", and she was always dressed like a nun "

I warn guests and Jocelyne,

which comes with a new girlfriend. Highly such luxurious girl.

Legs - straight from the ears.

I'm starting to grovel:

"The headmistress of Jean-Marc dresses as a nun,

He wants to appear holier than the Pope. "

- And that was it! - It was her!

We had to be rescued! Lock her up and throw away the key!

I'm telling you!

It turned out that this is not a new girl Jocelyne.

It was she, wolf Ilsa!

Nightmare.

They just came at the same time, she sat and listened to it all!

From Jamaica - what the hell? I then caught fire than she.

She was white as milk!

- It's true! - Prove it! You saw!

- Eric gave such a task. - Seriously?

Yes! Remove the short film on the theme "Who am I?")

Lord, Eric, you really have a talent!

Listen, you can have quiet?

Yes, a full dialogue to miss.

- Is that the sunflowers? - No, Daisy.

Well, yes, exactly.

- Again this murk about non-binary gender. - Die Another Day.

Why then sexual characteristics? Do not they decide anything?

Between hell and paradise.

Well done.

FILM Eric Rivett

- Very well! - What you're done, Eric!

We still have, like, no sound is reduced,

no color correction, and Matisse still not completed the final credits, but ...

Bravo, Eric, congratulations. Very nice shot.

And so touching! I was literally captured!

Eric, take off my hat to you. Well, the job has nothing to say.

I do not know about you girls, but I was thrown into a fever.

I'm so proud of you, my daughter! You, however, talent.

You have to believe in themselves.

Yeah, talent five times to insert "type" into a sentence of six words.

Shut up, stuffed rattle.

Erika! Marc-Antoine, be polite with her sister.

You did not tell me that starred in the film Erika. Great!

I did not think that someone will see it.

I really liked it.

- All is well? - Yes.

- Are you smoking? - Yes.

- It's a metaphor. - But it turned out very sensual.

Yes very. And this color,

a bright red just like a tomato.

Very impressive.

There is something of Almodovar!

Yes, senorita, fine. I liked very much!

Sensual movie.

Okay, who wants lemonade? I'm going to do.

- I will! - I will help you.

- Do not go. You're the birthday girl today. - Well, if you insist on it.

How quickly our children have grown up!

The two of them have already received everything we could.

Yes, and our dear Max. What a life.

I know. Chchch.

Matt, why did not you nothing said? Such a wonderful movie!

So you can become famous, Matt.

Could be prevented. That it was impossible to wait?

I could not reach you.

Listen, your scene is just a minute. I can put more time if you want.

Do not you like it? You are fearfully and wonderfully there watching!

I just did not expect that there will be a great prime minister.

Well, stop it. Why is the Prime Minister, then it all your own.

Eric is so proud of his film. However, Zolotko?

- You went superbly there, seriously. - Very very good.

And I'm not saying that is bad, Eric, but ...

You agreed to do it! It's showbiz!

Firstly, I do not agree. Explain why you're sitting?

I? No, he explains.

There is nothing to explain, dear.

Do not call me "dear." Sorry I.

Colette Costopoulos!

You have not forgotten about our lemonade?

Now!

Lord, Martin, what you have in this kettle?

- It was quite something? - What?

Colette, it's not tea! This humidifier!

Here kettle!

Do you mind if I play music?

Just fit the situation.

You can look for you tomorrow at the bachelorette party? How are you?

Of course, Matt, it's your house.

You asked my mother, what to bring on Friday?

- What? - On Friday. What to bring from the products?

And what will happen on Friday?

She is throwing a party in the garden.

Garden party? Why did not anyone tell me?

You just forgot. Now, all parties satisfied.

And for what reason?

Sarah. What excuse?

We bid farewell to Max Australia.

Oh yeah, for sure. How could I forget.

Yes, yes.

Yes Yes. I'll ask her.

We will not hold gas chamber, but also on the street will not smoke. I opened the window.

Are you excited? Still, such a journey.

Well no.

You're with someone you meet?

And you?

So I laugh. This train is long gone, my boy.

Why? You're beautiful.

- It is true, beautiful. - Thanks.

You always knew how to say something nice. This all your trouble.

Good guys rarely trusted.

I do not know why, but it was like there. Alas.

But you imagine someone will find, I'm sure.

So, look.

- Here are all the documents. - Yes.

Next week appointment.

You will need to once again go to the notary,

to you officially formalized as a subpopechitelya.

Subpopechi ... How you say? Well, in a word!

Subpopechitel. Deputy guardian.

Lord, the language can be broken.

Okay, I have time for another cigarette.

Subpopechitel.

Come on, let me see.

- Yes, what is there. - Come on, come on.

Look. It's just a bunch of papers.

Here explains your duties,

any property issues and so on.

Damn it! Financial affairs, banking information.

Yes. What exactly?

It says that you will bear responsibility for its money.

In general, for everything. In short, you will take care of it.

- Sometimes it is not easy, however. - Yeah.

What's that on your forehead?

So, nonsense.

You should have seen what I did to him.

Small but perfectly formed, yes, man?

Oh God, break is almost over.

Guardians hours are not watching.

I do not want to be late to his last day at work.

I did not forget anything? Always something forget.

- Cigarettes. - Yes, there are documents.

All right, let's go, I'm late.

Run on your favorite job, Ginette!

In the next week we arrived a young lawyer

- from the firm Hartley Himelshtayn. - Yes, of Toronto.

Exactly. His name is. Lord, so the language and turns.

A McAfee! Maitre McAfee.

He arrives on Friday,

so to speak, to explore, evaluate what we're doing.

In short, a simple task. REDD it somewhere, even entertain.

Restaurants, clubs, good beer ...

Cappuccino in Mc Cafe.

In general, do everything to a week

he invited his boss to meet with us.

In the envelope you will find all the information:

time of arrival, number of flight, hotel name.

But where is he? I'm counting on you, Matt.

Caution!

What would I do without you!

ONE WEEK BEFORE DEPARTURE.

Mother Rivette changes dryer in a country house.

Rivette said that she is selling the old one, but I think it will give so.

Lord, you are my God.

Strong in your forehead. Even the remote control is broken.

I did not want to beat you over the head.

Have you eaten?

You had lunch?

Yes, I ate.

Answer when asked - I do not know how to read thoughts.

I just said - yes, breakfast. What else?

And where do you think to dine?

I can bake a pie Swiss.

Remember when you and your brother came home from school?

- The smell of cake from the doorway. - I remember, I was there.

Pie need breading.

And ham, broccoli, I do not buy this.

Yes and no pies. Why all this?

I just wanted something to please you.

Or not?

Maybe even try?

It is not necessary oven Swiss cake. I tell you, not the Princess of Monaco.

You are funny.

Mr. McAfee? Maitre McAfee!

Heck! Mr. McAfee! Mr. McAfee, I'm Matt. Sorry.

- What do you want? - I'm Matt. Sorry. I.

- So what? - I'm Matt.

- I'm sorry, buddy. I was just joking. - You.

Yes, I saw you. Matt, right?

Yes, it was funny.

It's not funny. I just gave the train shitty vodka

and I have a bad mood. Nice to meet you.

Look, I'm starving. Grub was disgusting.

I almost puked.

Wait, where am I going? You know where to go?

Of course, it's your city! Where to go?

We were there.

There? Allonzi. Am I correct in saying allonzi?

- Yes, allonzi. - Allonzi.

Sucks I speak French, but a few words can relate.

- Normally you say. - Okay. Allonzi!

- Delicious? - Yeah.

How do I know if you are silent?

Delicious. Everything is fine.

Tell me, are you, in general, I tried to call

Julien and left him a message on the answering machine.

Yesterday. You did not hear his greeting on the answering machine?

He recorded a new one. I mean it,

you can hear when the answering machine is turned on.

- I understand what you're saying. - Yes.

I've been to it is not called. He never calls back, so.

Well, in general,

I thought that you it can cheer.

His answering machine?

He plays there anyone who calls him.

Call. He does not pick his phone up.

Hello, How are you? Yes, like all ol Wright.

I do not understand English.

Wait, now, a little bit more.

Now all the youngsters speak in English, it is fashionable.

Yes, you listen!

Okay, everything is.

The point is, what do you think,

he picked up the phone and talking to you, but in fact it is an answering machine.

Give me back my money.

Before you go, bring back the money.

I have changed, I have all normal.

I corrected.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

- Max! - What the hell am I doing here?

Well, stop it. Sit down. Let's talk, we're adults.

I beg you. Sit down for a minute. You can not also constantly swear because of this.

Swiss cake, you say? Cheap layout!

I will not give you the money, okay? Only over my dead body.

What the heck?

- Why are you here pinned? - Calm down! Calm down, I say!

Calm down, okay? Calm down well!

I hate.

Come on, hide! What else do you got?

Little Max is hiding in the closet!

Shut up!

Shut up! shut himself.

Well, as there malyutochka? Was he crying?

Raskhnykalsya our sweetie?

And so all my life. These fucking bitch disgusted by my nose.

Well, no knots. In our time, it is not kosher so to speak.

I mean girls who are posing themselves from God knows what

just because they are learning, you know, the history of art.

Lord, how I lost to time them, who knows!

They only want to show off.

Maybe they are normal girls, but.

In short, now I have a girlfriend, we're engaged, so.

Congratulations!

Yes. Thanks. Even as something to be proud of themselves become.

I remember as a child looked at the ring on his father's hand

and I thought, "Damn, I want that."

Anxious to grow up and also wear a ring.

- So, you live in Montreal? - Yes.

I rarely come here, but a heifer with you here just lovely sight.

Every time, when we send stazherok of "Mc Gill"

these are luxury, energetic, self-confident brunette.

Directly extinguish the light!

Matt, I'm not tired, tell me honestly?

No, that's you. Just me.

We can speak in French, if you're so easy.

I was a little worried due to the fact that late.

- You're late? Where to? - On the other wires.

- Is he leaving? - Yes. For two years.

You are close to him?

Very, very close?

No, I would not say.

Just my mother arranges a farewell party,

so as ...

- neudobnyak? - neudobnyak.

My poor boy. Yes, I'm kidding.

Can?

I'll pay.

Well fee.

For example, in the garage of the vegetables in the refrigerator cheese - eat crab dip - is.

Everything is.

The next time you write even smaller Francine Lamy!

I have done for you , meat pies, Max!

I know, Francine. Thanks! It was not necessary.

- Stop fooling around, please. - No, I do.

Do not sit Sydney, the incident, while give!

In Oceania, meat pies do not grow on trees!

In Oceania? You still say - in the south of Indochina, Francine!

Well, of course. Ladies and gentlemen, Rivette begins to philosophize!

If you want, I can run to the store and bring a couple of bottles of bourbon!

- Calm down already, a sissy. - How do you call it interesting.

Come on, sissy, and help me!

When you stop grinding nonsense, life does not stop!

Come on, come on!

Now I go, for two minutes.

God, how I rolled up.

Late for an hour and a threshold noesh that rolled up?

Your father knew how to invent excuses better.

I wrote you SMSes. This is the end of matriarchy?

Matriarchy today in the kitchen! I have no time for your SMSes.

Why buy a phone, if you still forget it in the room?

A representative of the Internet generation, shut your mouth!

- Oh, you're here! - Yes. No longer waiting.

All is well?

I held this type of Toronto, had nowhere to go.

"Had nowhere to go" - is the same as "I am not guilty."

Where one is, there is more. A familiar story.

Mom, come on.

Max is an hour of boredom gnawed fingernails.

This is his problems. He can talk the language he has.

it uncomfortable here without you!

You brought him a recommendation letter? From your father.

- Which letter? - All right, enough!

He needs to get a job in Sydney, heads need recommendation

I know, but I'm not guilty.

- That's it! "That's not my fault". - "Here!"

The third attempt. I personally have a meal in the "configuration center"

and by noon parcel is ready for shipment. I saw it myself!

Please, in the kitchen, we need posekretnichat. Thanks.

Yes Yes. For public information,

we are talking about a book called "The Secret".

Interestingly, there are some switch,

which you can turn off your chatter?

- So, so. - What will we do?

- Come here, Matthias! - Aha! We will whisper!

In general, you will speak first, say a little speech.

Matt, Matt.

Ok I will tell. What then?

First question, then we will give him a sweater.

First sweater because aypad much. Well, you know.

After the gifts will be cake with berries!

What other berries?

Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries.

That the word "berry" you do not understand? All right, go!

- They broke up. - Come on.

I'm telling you, I crashed.

Attention please!

Easy, boys!

Of course, you are no longer children, but all the same you are my favorite boys.

And you, my dear Sarah.

Maxim expensive. I know you do not like long speeches.

And yet...

But you have no choice. You are leaving. leaving us

for two years.

Therefore, Matt wants to have something to say good-bye.

Max. Max.

I would not like.

I know you do not like ...

any ranting so try the shorter one.

Sorry, I should probably had something to jot down in advance.

Come on, come on!

Very strange and unusual stay here without you,

But at the same time.

O Lord, how shall I put it better.

We will be you will not miss, but I know

that you come back to us by another person.

With renewed vigor, with renewed vigor.

And I'm sure.

I am sure that there, in distant lands, you expect a lot of interesting discoveries.

That will enrich your world. So that's it!

Of course, we will miss you.

I think I have the right to say so on behalf of all. For the Max!

I think you are more eloquent.

- Well, for the Max! - For the Max!

- Max! - Max!

- Cheers, Max. - For the Max!

And now - gifts. Gifts, gifts!

How much can you repeat, I hate gifts!

Delicious as always!

Especially meat pies.

We're with you, I'll see you before you left on Wednesday?

- Yes, but I'm going on Friday. - Seriously?

Yes, on Friday. I'll pick another suitcase.

And why I decided that on Wednesday?

- Nonsense. You should not have to spend money. - Oh, come on.

Do not be silly! And by the way, is from us all.

Max, can I throw ji-pi-es coordinates Sharif?

I forgot my phone in your car.

What are you talking about? I surely heard? Benjamin Sharif?

No, Omar Sharif, the actor, he was already dead. We are gathered to him.

Yes, Francine, your favorite hunk Sharif.

If I could, then she would go with you.

So what? Give him a chance.

He's still learning, our Benjamin?

When he becomes a teacher?

He has lectured.

Come on, I was not born yesterday. What he had a diploma?

Here call him and ask.

Do not tempt me. Still, he is very handsome Alain Delon

plus Peter Sellers Moroccan spill.

I've always been partial to the Basques.

Here's Matt's father, for example - the handsome Portuguese,

wine connoisseur and talker, which is not enough.

Guys, I have to say goodbye.

- What, you're not going to Sharif? - Poor handsome Benjamin!

- Seriously, I'm damn tired today. - And I thought you were.

Okay, but you know what I think.

And I said Felix Mokettu you you withdraw into his student's work.

- Go you know where. - We're just joking. Relax, Matt.

I do not understand, why do not you go.

Week was difficult.

Matt, can I see you for a second?

- Max, we do meet again with you? - Oh sure.

- We will be in touch. - Matt!

Look, I can take you there. And take a taxi back.

Sarah, it's not that. I just do not want. I'm tired.

Matt, shut up, please, two minutes. Listen to me.

Now only half past seven. You're not a hundred years old.

You take his colleague lawyer at lunch, but not translated "War and Peace"!

Okay. I will go.

I'll wait in the car.

I do not need to Bordeaux. Take me in Longueuil, dumbass!

What are you doing up there, huh?

I take off those silly fancy clothes! Hate.

This is me just to please Francine.

Tell that to the guy with the funny dudes shirt.

Leave me alone. I, at least, do not dress like a fag.

It's who's a fag?

- Frank, anyway back. - Who am I?

Well yes. You Frank? Ago. Back, I say.

No, you forward twist.

Damn, it really so difficult to catch one station?

- Leave me alone, Brass! - Your hands are curves!

Ah, this is the same song. Sorry.

This is when we distribute mushrooms and sat down to watch "The invasion of the barbarians"?

Yes exactly! We then went

of the city until morning bulling about any vulgarity.

And then the contest to see who will come up with an adjective of twelve letters!

- I try not to yank me! - Damn, now we have missed it!

At some point I realized that I grew these jokes and the songs.

I'll go to him today,

but in general, I want to spend more time with you.

We must have somehow distance themselves from this company.

I do not mean all, of course. About one to two.

You plan things in advance?

This usually happens once by itself.

Yes, but ...

I understand you were the case,

but only a half hour with friends already unbearable heaviness for you?

And sometimes your mom is not easy to cope,

I know, but you have to be tactful, Matt.

Otherwise, it is not clear who will be next.

Yes, but ...

Let me finish, Matt!

This speech, which you now issued for Max.

Do you think it is someone cheered?

And you do not occur to you that Max would be offended,

If today you are not going with them?

And I do not ... Who is left?

Yes, but ...

Why do you always think only of yourself?

And what, I always have to think about Max?

Why did you do to me now it's saying?

What for you I hold court?

This is all because of the movie, right?

I knew, because of this damn movie.

I guessed?

Sarah! Sarah!

Matt, I do not understand what you're saying!

Drop the pretense. You've seen that crappy crafts Erika!

Sarah, it does not mean anything to me!

We just had a dispute.

I do not even want to do it! Clear?

So just forget about it and, well, let's forget everything.

- Now turn to the right? - Yes.

Have a nice time.

Yes to all of you.

Well, then, all silent, until I explain the rules.

- Guys! - Sharif, it's your house, but you are silent.

Toast in a decade friendship.

Never mind. So, the first round.

Say what you like, but avoid single-root words.

What other cognate?

Well, for example, "house - a housewife", "love - lover", and so on.

Second round: only one word.

- Brass, is now on the forehead get. - What stuck something?

Third round: pantomime. Whatever was not a sound. Usek, Brass?

Pantomime! How many - 30 or 45 seconds?

- Let it be 30 - 45!

All right, 45! Of hardcore.

So we begin, ladies and gentlemen!

Runner.

This is it. Usain Bolt!

God, Max. I have for you is scary.

Shut up! Now it's my turn!

- Rivett, Rivette, refresh them! - He is responsible!

- And I have not heard. - I do not understand why you are so besites.

- You did not guess right. - Owens? Jesse Owens!

It's not fair! It can not be counted!

I said, "Jesse Owens"!

Jesse Owens - this is for you is not enough legendary runner?

- Yes. - Rivett time. Put a timer.

- Lord now. - Come on, Sharif!

- Gather. - Three, two, one, go!

- So Throne throne. - Game of Thrones?

You did not give the word!

- Jon Snow! Jon Snow! - Yes!

Rivett, stop playing! Rivette!

Max. What did you say to him?

Who? Rivett?

Do not do the round eyes.

Did you tell him something whispered in the ear of ten seconds, no less.

- He talked about Jesse Owens. - Well yes.

- Really? And what do you say? - What's the difference? Round win.

So, guys, we're going to have fun.

I'm not talking to you. Max!

Can I at least finish my round?

Shut up! Sit down and counted to ten. Max!

Th I did not understand. Are you all right, Matt?

Yes, but what? I know.

You said Rivett, a word called as follows.

This is what all? Well, go to hell.

- Wait a minute. - No, everything is fine.

Some shitty conversation, I promise.

- Do not know - do not go. - Nonsense.

Can? I want to finish us ten points,

as compensation for the fact that you Zhuhai.

All agree? Ten points.

Matt, Matt. Uspokojsâ.

I am calm like an elephant! Or ten points is too much?

Let there will be five. Five, okay? Well, at least three.

What are you talking about?

What's eating you? What is the problem?

No problem, I just do not like it when people cheat.

Well, that's enough! I did not cheat, right?

You're acting like a complete lunatic, Matt.

What? I am crazy? Sorry, but I was just in the right mind and the blessed memory.

If you're going to continue in the same vein, it is better to go home.

You probably do not understand what it means to cheat, Frank.

Your intellectual level before this falls short.

Guys, it's just a game! What are you, really?

Frank. Frank. Calm down.

Frank, do not.

No, Frank.

- Guys, I'm serious. - Frank.

Frank.

You expose yourself to ridicule, Matt. Just go home.

Uh, what are you doing?

Frank! Frank! Look at me.

Stop. Let him go.

You forgot to ask, spotted.

To hell with the devil-these games!

- We can go there. - Well, we can, and make sense?

Just about everything on the planet were there but you.

Whom I see. Mad Matt. Villain number two.

And who is number one?

Of course I am.

Where is that damn lighter?

Frank.

I do not know, Matt.

I hold out my level up your exclusive? What do you think?

Frank, do not. I want to apologize.

Seriously, I'm sorry.

Come on, I'm kidding. Let it out, bro!

How touching, simply to tears!

They quarrel, fight, but still love each other!

Are you jealous? Also want to cuddle with me?

Of course, jealous. He told me!

- All right, good! Let me go! - Come on, ask me politely!

Now let me go, twit! Let go, you moron!

Cold, let MSE Francis!

- It. - Who's next?

- Brass, Brass. Your move. - Come on.

He hides the joker up his sleeve.

Lucky. You have a good map.

Rivett, go already.

- Good, because when they are. - Hey, that's enough, huh?

Go anywhere in the living room, watch TV.

I can not focus, when you breathe in my ear.

- Rivett, we are waiting. - Matt.

- Well, so what? - Come on, do not brake.

Well, you're an idiot! Is it really so difficult? Seven did not notice?

- What are you laughing? - Oh, nothing.

Enough!

Is that a sauce of your mom?

Do not talk about the sauce my mother in that tone.

- Yes, what are you doing? Delicious. - Still would.

Friends should never discuss religion,

money and their mothers. And especially their sauce.

Whose turn?

You would not have liked it if I had become attached to the sauce of your mother.

Stop.

I do not understand. It's not us.

Matt.

Heck. I did not leave on Friday.

I was about to leave on Friday, but I'll go on Sunday.

Damn all to hell!

I want us to spend together weekend.

So we talked. We need to talk.

I want to understand.

Matt.

Hello?

Great!

I think you're one of those who love vodka.

- A good thing. - Yes?

Damn, I really thought you were not coming. Come on, a table over there.

Here I'll be honest -

even about Islam I do not have so much to argue in our office,

as the subject of monogamy and fidelity.

Hey, Miss. Miss. Miss. Can we have two servings of vodka?

Stop, stop, stop. You love Sour-Puss?

I...

Let's dare. Two servings of Sour-Puss, please.

It is very strange, I know. What is there to heat! Yes?

So, about loyalty.

All our social behavior have been built on the need.

This also applies to people. But we are not people. We - the animals.

I am - an animal?

Yes! You're a lion or a dog, or God knows - the tiger.

But women are the same. We all - the animals!

That's why marriages fail.

Just in time we realize that no one belongs to no one.

We just live next to each other until

until one of us will hear the call - and do not go further,

up or down the stairs of the animal kingdom.

- What's your name? - What?

- You did not tell me his name. - Is it?

Not.

Kevin. Kev possible.

Kev. Good.

- Yes. - Kevin.

On the eve of departure.

- Hi, Max! - Hi!

You're still wearing that beautiful sweater that I gave.

See how much trash.

Lord, you are my God. One moment.

Now I shove everything back.

Like this. Well, normal physical exercise we carried out today.

You're wonderful, Francine. True. Thanks a lot.

Do not talk nonsense, please.

- Listen. - Yes?

I...

Where you hurry, sit. Want ice tea?

Of course, the longer the season now, colder, but still.

I still have to work late, so.

How about a large glass of water?

Do you drink enough water, Max?

Do you even love the water?

Well, of course, love.

Francine, you mind to give me ...

thank you, give me the phone your ex-husband, Ronaldo.

I really need his recommendation letter.

Yes?

I worked on the master Ruiz last summer and I asked Matt,

that he gave the father my request for a letter of recommendation.

Well, of course. And Matt, he did what you asked for?

Yes. I then reminded him a couple of times, but it seems ...

I know that he passed my request and waiting for a letter, but ...

I look for his phone.

He must be here somewhere.

One minute. Ronaldo.

So, wait a minute. Lord, this is my small handwriting!

And you have not asked Matta?

Max?

He should be at the top. Wait, I am now.

Thank you, Francine.

Our farm with Max

Farm Matta and Max. Matthias, 7 years.

Heck.

Homeowners

I never paid on this occasion to my client.

Hello, Maxim says Leduc

another MATT Ruiz.

He told me,

so I called his father, Maitre Ruiz,

in which you work, and said a letter of recommendation,

he had to write to me. The fact that I'm going to Australia,

and I really need this letter.

Please call me by number

514-555-16-14.

Thank you very much, have a nice day.

- Are you going to Australia? - Yes.

Wow. There are good beaches,

but these people will not understand nor a word of what you say!

Okay.

Well, who knows in advance? Everything is good?

Yes. Finished clean up here ...

Now I go to button suitcase.

Okay. I have yet to run for coffee, and then take you to the airport.

Sure.

Hello?

Hello. It LeDuc Maxim?

Yes it's me.

I'm calling from the office of the master Ruiz in Chicago.

Yes.

I got your message on the occasion of a letter of recommendation.

So. So what?

Maitre Ruiz actually wrote this letter,

but I sent him three weeks ago, his son, Matt,

by e-mail.

Hello?

Hello?

Yes, yes.

Why he did not give me?

I'm afraid that you have to ask him.

If you want, I can send you an email directly.

Mr. LeDuc?

Yes, space.

I will give you my e-mail.

You write?

Yes, I speak.

Maksim

Le

Duke.

dog Hotmeyl

point.

- Com. - Yes. Of course. Com.

Good. I'll send it to you today.

Thanks.

- Have a nice day. - To you too.