All language subtitles for Lucky Numbers (2000).2OF2.EN

- Ahh.
- Ahh.

Nah. [ Chuckles ]
A real stumper, huh?

- Yeah, a fuckin� head scratcher.
- A fuckin� head scratcher.

Fuckin� head scratcher, mate.

You know, I got some pals
down at the D.A.�s office.

Always looking for
a good head scratcher.

Now,Jerry, you never told me
you had a grandson.

I don�t.

[Laughing]

Hello, Dale, love. How are you?

- What you gonna do tonight, Kippy?
- Gonna watch SportsCenter.

You�re gonna watch SportsCenter,

and you�re gonna see ifWinchell
is still out with the knee thing.

[Jerry]Andifhe�sstiIIout
with the knee thing,

we gotta change the spread
on Detroit, right?

- Right.
- So what are you gonna do?

- I�m gonna watch SportsCenter.
- Go home. Watch it. Go.Tonight.

- Good night.
- [CarDoorSIams, EngineStarts]

- Oh, beautiful. Lovely. Flat tire.
- Oh, thesharkhassuch teeth

- Kippy? Kippy!
- It shows thempearIy whites

- This isjust lovely.
- Just ajackknife

- Has oIdMacHeath, babe
-Just lovely.

Andhe keepsit out ofsight

- Ah!
- You know when thatsharkbite

With his teeth babe

ScarIet biIIowsstart to spread

FancygIoves, though
wears oIdMacHeath, babe

So there�snever
nevera trace ofred

Nowon thesidewaIk, huh, huh

Ooh Sundaymorning, uh-huh

Liesa body

Just oozin�Iife, eek

Andsomeone�s sneakin�

�Roundthe corner

CouIdthatsomeone
be Mack the Knife

Nine!

[ Announcer ] And the sixth.

- Twenty-seven!
- Ooh, twenty-seven.

What the heIIis she up to?

You�re not smart enough
to pull a thing like this off.

Balls arejust laying there.

Hey.

- [ Chuckling ] How are you?
- Hey!

Hey, you�re that, uh--
you�re the, uh--

- Weatherman.
- Oh, shit!

- Hey, I watch you every night!
- Yeah? Thankyou.

- Let me give you a hand with that.
- No, it�s okay.

- I insist!
- I can carry my own groceries.

Wow, man! It must be great
having a job like yours, no?

Well, it, uh, it pays the bills.

Nah, you guysjust read
a bunch ofcrap from cards, right?

Cold in the east, a storm right.
It looks like rain. Aah!

It�s more complicated than that.

Let me askyou-- I�m trying to plan
my birthday in a couple of months.

Can you tell me
if it�s going to be a nice day?

Oh, right, hey, nice meeting you.

Always great to know a fan.
Your name was?

- Dale.
- Dale.

- Yeah.
- The thug?

So, Russ, I just want to apologize
about the last time we spoke.

I wasn�t really feeling good.
I was feeling sort ofvulnerable.

I had fear issues come up,
being arrested and all.

- Oh, yeah.
- Plus, I was drinking,

which I�m really not supposed to do,
you know, on the medication.

- Oh, I see.
- Can I have some ofthese?

- Yeah, go ahead.
- You know, it wasn�t a good moment.

I just wanted to make an amends.

Hey, listen, don�t you worry.

The truth is,
I should be apologizing to you.

I was gonna call about the $1 0,000,
but the station got so busy.

Don�t worry about
the ten grand, Russell.

- It�s water under the bridge.
- Really? Wow!

I didn�t know that. All right then.

Okay, let�s celebrate.

Yeah, because the newnumber
Ihave in mindisabout haIfa miI.

[Spits]

[ Clears Throat ]

Come here, Russ.

- I rather not.
- Russ, come sit down.

- No, no.
- Russ, sit the fuck down!

Okay.

Unfortunately, Russell, we have
a new wrinkle in the situation.

Oh, really? What�s the wrinkle?

Basically I had to play pinata
withJerry the bookie�s skull.

- That ups the invoice a little.
- Is he okay?

- No, he�s dead.
- Oh! Oh, God.

You know, okay.

I�m really uncomfortable
with this kind ofconversation.

You know, not to mention,

I broke my 1 986 World Series
commemorative bat.

- Oh, yeah?
- It was a gift from my mother.

She�s gettin� a little old, and
she�s not feeling good these days.

- Hasn�t left the house in 6 weeks.
- Okay, just give me--

You killed Jerry the bookie
with a bat?

It�s not like a half mil is gonna
hurt you with that lottery ticket.

- Get me the money, Russ.
- Ohh!

Great, Gig.
We gotta talk about this.

I�ll fuckin� ball-bat you,
you creep cocksucker.

Okay, okay.

Okay.
[ Coughing ]

- Mint Listerine?
- Yeah.

- When did they come out with this?
- I don�t know.

- Is it good?
- Yeah, it�s good.

[ Tires Screeching ]

Look,justgive thisDaIeguy
a IittIe extra money.

- It�s better than losing it all.
- Better than being dead too.

Crystal, he hits people
with commemorative bats!

He�s not gonna hit you with a bat.
He�s your friend.

- What?
- Wanna see thejacket I got?

He�s not my friend. I just met
this guy. How can he be my f--

- Look-- $900.
- [Sighs]

Made in Italy.
I�m not screwing around anymore.

If it wasn�t on a boat,
I don�t want it.

Stop buying things from Italy.
You are not a millionaire.

We-- We are not millionaires.

The first thing we gotta do is find
a reliable, non-asthmatic person...

to cash in this ticket A.S.A.P.,
or we�re dead.

Funny you should mention that.

- I think I have another candidate.
- Oh, yeah? Who?

This guy that I was seeing when
I was waitressing at the racetrack.

IthinkhestiII works there too.
A reaIsweetguy.

Bought me a really expensive parrot,
too, from Brazil or something.

My cat bit its head off.

You hated that fucking bird,
didn�t you, sweetie?

The racetrack, eh.

WeII, actuaIIy,
he�san unofficiaIempIoyee.

He injects horses with some shit
that makes them run faster.

Forget it. Crosshim offthe Iist.
Forget him. Who eIse?

There is Scatter,
the guy who installed my carpet.

- I went to high school with him.
- The man�s name is Scatter?

Yeah, well, he�s a total coke freak,

which could work in our favor
because he usually needs money.

No, junkies are problematic.
Let�s keep thinkin�.

Mm-hmm.

- Wanna have sex?
- Oh, yeah.

You know, I--
I wasjust feeling good that day.

Yeah. I, uh--

I don�t know what to say.
I�m at a loss, boy.

I�m at a total loss.

I mean, here you are,
supposedly injured, all right?

You�re collecting your lieutenant�s
salary and full disability.

I didn�t even want to do this.
Matt had to talk me into it.

You know how stupid I felt?

The lower back, it�s an enigma.

Pat, I�m gonna be straight with you.

Obviously I have alternatives
to pursue, but I�m not gonna...

because-- �cause I don�t
want this getting out.

All right?
It makes everybody look bad.

But from now on,
you are back on full patrol.

Here. Get started with this.

- A missing person�s case?
- Yeah, a bookie.

Jerry Green.
No one�s seen him for about a week.

Huh.Jeez.

- What happened to him?
- Idon�t know, Pat.

That�s what
you�re supposed to find out.

Right. All right.

We talked earlier about the fact
there�s a shortage ofwading pools.

Dick?
Judy said you wanted to see me.

Oh, hey, sport. Have a seat.
Be right with you.

- [ChuckIing]
- Is that Chuck Rhodes?

This guy kills me.

- I found Crystal too.
- Hiya, kid.Judy, close the door.

- Okay.
- Thanks.

- What�s going on?
- [Laughing]

[TV. Off]

- So, Russ, how�s the finances?
- What?

- What?
- The finances.

- W-- Great.
- Good.

- You seemed in a bind last time.
- Well, that was then.

Terrific. And how are you, honey?
We haven�t talked in a while.

- Did you know May left me?
-Jeez, I�m so sorry about that.

- Life�s tough.
- And how.

- But you seem to be doing well.
- I�m great.

- But you seem to be doing well.
- I�m great.

Why wouldn�t you be great,
with a friend like Russ here?

- Yeah. Look at that, huh?
- Oh, jeez.

Oh, boy.

How �bout that?

Don�t saya word, not one.

�Cause if I hear one comment like,
''What are you talking about?��...

- I�m gonna call the cops.
- What?

Wh-What doyou mean?It sIippedout.
We�re Iistening. Go ahead.

I chewed on it for three days,

and I�m convinced I have evidence
to fuckyou both up big time.

Bull. You don�t have any evidence.
What is that?

- Stop it. Shut up. Youshut up.
- Youshut up.

Shut up! No. That�s bullshit.

Dick, you have the floor.
You have the floor.

- Go ahead.
- Short and sweet.

I want halfthe money,

orI�IIhaveyou arrested, and
Imight even do it on air, Iive.

- Imagine the ratings.
- I�d like to see you try, asshole.

- You�re gonna see me.
- I�ll kill you, I swear to God!

- I�m gonna kill you!
- You treacherous little bitch!

You got one week
to get your shit together.

- You listening? I want the money.
- [DoorSIams]

Okay. Okay.
Okay, let�s do a little math.

You want 20 percent,
Dale wants halfa million,

and Dick wants halfofeverything.

I don�t have a calculator,
but it seems I�m in debt again!

Dale�s money comes out
ofyour share. He�s your friend.

- Not my friend. He�s his friend.
- I hardly know the man.

Who cares?
It�s all fuckin� moot now.

The onIything that�smoot to me
is the DickSimmonsissue.

You get a toothache,
you pull the tooth.

What does that mean?

- Let�s kill the son ofa bitch.
- Oh, God!

- [CrystaI] Yes!
- No!

One call to Dale,
we�re back on track.

Absolutely! Let�s do it.

What is wrong with you?

He threatened us.
Just remember that.

- It is extortion.
- Does that mean he�s gotta be dead?

- We�re not giving him our money.
- What money?

That worthless scrap ofshit?
Yeah, okay.

Maybe it�s time foryour friend,
the drug-addicted carpet installer.

- Oh, Scatter.
- Scatter! Yeah! He could help.

This is killing me. I have slept
five hours this whole week.

- Oh, God, here we go.
- I have dandruffwith big flakes.

I�ve gained two pounds!

Listen to my voice.
I�m losing my instrument.

Shouting isn�t helping.

- [Woman]Hey, Gig?
- Yeah?

There�s a couple ofcops
in the club asking foryou.

- I�IIbe right in.
- Oh, great!

Cops in the club. I�ve always
wanted to give an inmate fame.

They kill the celebrities first,
and then they fuck �em in the butt.

Will you just relax, please?
There are cops always in this club.

They�reprobabIyjust arranging
an engagementpartyorsomething.

-Just hold on a tick.
- Yeah.

[Stereo]
Toe to toe

Dancing verycIose

-Bodybreathing
- [Gig] Goodevening, Officers.

- What can I do foryou?
- Are you the owner?

Yes, I am. Gig.

Gig, doyou knowaguy
bythe name ofJerry Green?

He apparently is known
to come in here.

Yeah,Jerry the bookie.
Comes in here all the time.

Has he been in here lately,
because, I mean,

nobody�s seen this guy
around for a while.

Ah...

about a week ago, I think.

Huh.

Back to back

SacroiIiac

SpineIessmovement

- Anda wiIdattack
- You wanna get back to this?

- Maybe ask another question or two?
- Yeah, yeah.

Where...do you find girls like that?

I mean, who�d do that kind ofstuff?

Well, you know,
it�s remarkably easy.

You�dbesurprised.

These two, I believe,
we imported from upstate New York.

I was gonna say,
they seem like...Albany girls.

Uh, so, anyway,
wejust wantedto drop by...

and find out
ifyou�ve seen this guy.

Well, I�ll let you know.

Although, withJerry,
he could be shacked up anywhere.

He�s a bookie, for Christ�s sake.

It was nothing. Nothing.
The word ''lotto�� never even came up.

- See, Mr. Crazy Man?
- Thank God!

- They were checking onJerry.
- They asked aboutJerry?

- Yeah, yeah. It wasjust routine.
- Not routine.

It�s called a murder investigation.

No, trust me.
Dale took care ofeverything.

They�ll find a cure for cancer
before they find Jerry.

[MaIeAnnouncer]Live from
HarrisburgandNews CenterSix.

Covering Harrisburg, New York,
LancasterandLebanon,

it�s News at Five
with Dan Shuff, HeidiZimmer...

and Russ Richards with the weather.

This is News at Five.

Our top story tonight:

The body ofa local bookmaker was
found floating in the river today.

Police say it was foul play
and are following leads.

More on that story in a moment.

First, let�s check in
with the weather center...

to see ifwe can expect more of
these spring-like temperatures.

Russ?

Russ?

Oh, yeah?

- How about these temperatures?
- What?

The uncommonly warm weather--
will it continue?

- Russ?
- Russ?

Uh, um, wh-what was that question?

Thanks, Russ.

Well, it seems like we can keep
those thermal socks in the closet...

for the time being then.

That�s right, Dan.

Police are calling it...

the crudest attempt to dispose
ofa body in recent memory.

Jerry Green of Linglestown...

was apparently
bludgeoned to death...

and then dropped into the river
with a brick taped to one wrist.

This was insufficient weight
to keep the corpse submerged.

[ Sighs ]

What time did they pull
this bookie out ofthe river?

Scotty told me around 6:00.
Ted told me 8:00.

It�s like a fucking guessing game.

They pulled him at 6:00
and bagged him at 8:00.

Was he nude?
Somebody said he had a T-shirt on.

Why don�t you get offyour ass
and check the reports, man?

I�m goin� with nude.

I�m so glad
this thing is finally over.

What does that mean?

We don�t have to look
for this guy anymore.

Gee, wouIdn �t it begreat
ifwe foundout who kiIIedhim?

I realize that entails more work,
but I�m just thinkin� out loud.

Hasit everoccurredtoyou,
Chambers, that he wasdrunk...

and hejust slipped offthe bridge?

Hmm?
A IittIe thing caIIedan accident.

Why is everybody around here
so foul-play happy?

The man was bludgeoned to death,
Lakewood!

His skull was bashed in, he had
a plastic bag over his head...

and duct tape around his neck.

Keep going.

[Man On TV] You�re in
a verysmaII, seIectgroup ofguys.

What is it
that makesyousuccessfuI...

andaIIthe others knocking
on the doorsnotso successfuI?

[Man #2]I�m notso sure.

AsItraveI, Isee teIevisionguys
who wouIdmakegoodgameshowhosts.

- But Idon�t teII �em.
- [Laughter]

To me, agameshowhost
is the icing on the cake.

But the format is the cake.
No one--

[Man TaIking]

I�IIIoveyou tiIIthe dayIdie.

Yes! And again.

[Man]At2.15 that afternoon,
Johnny CIay--

[TVContinues, Faint]

- He�s expecting me.
- Come in.

I don�t know why I did it.

It all unraveled and then
one thing happened after another.

Jesus. I�m stiIIin shock, boss.

I�m in so much trouble, Larry.

No man becomes wise without
stepping on the soil offools.

Right. Right!

But I never claimed to be a--

That�s good. Where did you get that?
Is that from the Bible?

It�s from this play I wrote
in eighth grade about Evel Knievel.

- Oh.
- What are you gonna do?

Well, I have a plan, I do.

But I need money. I need it fast.

I was thinking about that guy
who wanted the snowmobiles.

- Yeah.
- You think he�s still interested?

Yeah, I think so, but you�d have to
find some way to deliver �em.

Set it up. Set...it...up.

- [ Dick ] $1 00,000?
- That�s right.

You wanna sell me a lotto ticket
worth $6.4 million for $1 00,000?

Correct. I want out.

However, this is
a one-time-only offer, Dick.

I want the money,
I want it tonight at the station.

If I hear any excuses, any bullshit
like, ''I can only get part of it��...

or ''I need more time,��
the deal is off.

- Be reasonable. It�ll take days--
- Deal�s off.

- I�ll get it, I�ll get it.
- Good decision.

[ Russ ] Now, I believe that
I have solved all ofour problems.

[ Crystal ]
What century is this guy in?

Put a motor on it,Jake!

Ayear and a half behind this freak.

One, I found a buyer for
the snowmobiles, a guy in Colorado.

I�m rentinga traiIer,
andI�mgonna deIiverthem myseIf.

- But why Colorado?
- But, uh, uh!

Number two: the lotto ticket.
I sold it to Dick.

- Hundredgrand. It�shisprobIem.
- I don�t think so.

Numberthree, which isprobabIy
the most important ofaII,

I�m Ieaving tonight forgood.

Now, questions?

[ Tires Screech ]

You fucked up the whole thing!
You screwed it all up!

- Stop it!
- You brain-damaged fool!

God, and I picked out a car
and everything!

Hey, now listen.

If I didn�t do this, we�d be
in jail or at the river bottom...

- with bricks taped to our wrists.
- [ Groans ]

- And you know it.
- Oh, my God. You�re so stupid.

- Oh!
- Oh, Crystal.

- We are under surveillance.
- Oh, yeah?

Yes. Last night I stopped by
a convenience store.

A cop pulled in behind me,
he got out, he followed me in...

and then he pretended
to get a cup ofcoffee!

Did he pretend to get a doughnut?

- Oh, you know--
- You are nuts!

- You need to see a psychiatrist.
- Oh, I�m nuts?

- You can�t handle this!
- What about this little puppy?

There�s enough mist in this thing
to save ten masturbators!

[Rock]

Ain �t no big thing to wait--

- That�s an ugly turn ofevents.
- Mm-hmm.

- Mmm! What is this?
- [Continues, Faint]

Schnapps?
What, am I in third grade?

- Can I have a drink, please?
- Let�s talk this through, shall we?

You�re saying that Russ,
in his infinite wisdom,

- Yeah.
- sold the ticket for a 1 00 grand.

Can you believe it?
A $6 million ticket!

- I�ve got more brains in my...shoe!
- [GIass Shatters]

Russ never really had the stomach
for this sort ofthing, did he?

I do, and I want that ticket back,
and I want Dick Simmons dead!

Doyou hearme?

Fine. Fine.

Speed dial. I love it.

And I want his head cut offso I can
hang it from my rearview mirror!

- That�sjust your anger talking.
- Yeah.

Dale. Dale, it�s Gig.

- His machine.
- Oh.

Um, see, things have got
a little bit sticky over here.

Slight change of plans, nothing that
your deft touch couldn�t rectify.

So either swing by or call back.
That�d be marvelous.

- Thankyou.
- Great.

- Slight snag though.
- What?

WeII, DaIe-- bIesshim-- hasbeen
doing favorafterfavorforus.

If it�s not one thing,
it�s the other. So--

- So what�s your point?
- [ Sighs ]

If he�s gets the ticket back for us,
we�ll have to give him more money.

- No. No way. N-O.
- That would only be fair.

There is a limit to my classiness.

- Quite obviously.
- Shut up!

I�ll handle this.
You just leave Dale out of it.

Bunch of morons.
I have to do everything myself!

- Hi.
- Well, well, well. Look who it is.

An old face from the past.
What�s on your mind, gorgeous?

- Oh, just wanted to say hello.
- Really? That�s sweet.

�Cause the last time we chatted,
I believe you threatened to kill me.

Gee, has something changed
since then?

You really did outsmart us,
didn�t you? Screwed us royally.

- I�m impressed, Dick.
- I�m like a lion that way.

I hide in the weeds, bide my time,

then I jump out and tear the ass
offsome dumb buffalo.

Ooh. So, Mr. Lion,

how are you gonna
cash in that ticket?

I�ll think ofsomething.
Don�t lose any sleep over it.

Believe me, honey,
I sleep like a baby,

�cause the second you try
to cash in that little fucker,

I�mgoing to the Iotterycommission
andteIIthem everything.

Ifyou didthat, I�dratyou out
quickerthan a frog canpiss.

Mmm.

- What do you want?
- Halfsies.

Half.

Have you been exercising?
�Cause you look great.

Deal.

Nothing like rekindling
an old friendship.

Hey, that�s him. Wagstaff.

- Wagstaff?
- Yes, Wagstaff.

Are you sure?

Light hair, 6�2� Iiveshere.
You needanything eIse?

- Doeshe have a record?
- YoushouIdreadthe report.

Wagstaffwas overheardbragging
about the bookie�smurderin a bar.

Oh, what ajerk.

You know what would
be unfortunate?

Ifwe got into that whole
let�s-follow-him rigmarole.

- [Tires Screeching]
- Oh, perfect.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, man! It�s getting cold out, huh?

I never realized
how heavy these were.

K.C.-inducted engines, twin carbs.

Just touch that throttle and boom!

It�s like gettin� a chick off.

- That wasn�t your sales pitch.
- Oh, yeah.

You actually said that to people?

Well, you know,
just, like, biker types.

Huh.

Hey, Russ.

Checkit out.

I don�t believe it.

I thought you called for
partly cloudy and pleasant tonight.

A backdoor cold front.

- A what?
- A backdoor cold front. Rare.

Almost impossible to predict.

The atmosphere--
a beautiful yet fickle beast she is.

Is that from the Evel Knievel play?

Yup.

[ Sighs ]

[ Engine Backfires ]

[Backfires]

[Chambers]
Where in the heIIishegoing?

Beats me.

He�s definitely up to something.
Definitely.

We shouIdcaIIforbackup.
You know, it neverhurts.

You know, backup,
it�s like an old friend.

It�s like an old sweatshirt
you slip into on a cold night.

Are you listening, Chambers?
Get your head out ofthe clouds!

- Hey.
- [ Moans ]

Hey, wake up.

Come on. Wake up.

- Fuck it.
- [ Crystal Screams ]

- What?
- Wake the fuck up!

- What is this?
- What do you want?

- You know what I want.
- My wallet. Take the $50 out.

And don�t hurt me!
I�m just sleeping over.

- Where�s the ticket?
- What ticket?

- Gig sent you?
- The tooth fairy sent me, Twiggy.

- Who do you think?
- Hey, please leave.

Don�t fuckin� play games with me.

I�m hopped up on wine coolers and
antidepressants. I don�t feel good.

- Where is it?
- I don�t know.

- You don�t know?
- No, I don�t know.

- Do you like baseball?
- What?

- Do you like baseball?
- Yes.

- Who�syourfavoritepIayer?
- Ted Williams.

Ted Williams. He had some swing.
It was sort of like this.

[ Both Screaming ]

No, hey, hey. Hold on.

Just take it easy.
I�m gonna call for backup.

- I�m gonna go around the back.
- No, you�re in cowboy mode.

Stop that! Wait forbackup.

Oh, shit. Shit.

Shit!

- We speaking the same language?
- I�m gonna give him the ticket.

It�s not worth it.
Life�s too precious.

Good girl. That�s all I ask for,
a little cooperation.

- Here�s cooperation, you shit!
- Aaah! Ooh!

- Oh!
- Aah! Aah.

- [DoorSIams]
- Police! Freeze!

Don�t shoot! No, no!
There�s a raving crazy guy up there!

Just go kill him.

Aah! Ohh!

Lakewood, I�m hit!

- Huh? Say what?
- Don�t Iet him through!

Aah!

[CrystaI]Somebody!

Get me a fucking robe!

- Isn �t it ironic?
- Yeah, ironic.

Just another wordforsaying
You�regettingscrewed.

Butso what, right?
It�saIIovernowanyway.

In a while, bim-bam-boom, I�ve got
this town in the rearview mirror.

- Hey, take me with you, boss.
- What?

- Yeah, a little Colorado road trip.
- No, no, Larry.

Come on. Let me go.

I�m practically a fugitive.
I can�t take you with me.

Well, Russ, today, yeah,

I�m an authorized
Yamaha sales associate,

but tomorrow
I�m just another guy...

boxing peanut butter cups
at Hershey.

Come on, Russ.
I have faith in you, man.

You would just drop everything
to come with me?

Yeah, let the word go forth--

the Russ Richards freight train
is about to leave the station.

New horizons, new conquests.

- Ready to kick some new ass.
- Bob Barker, watch out.

Russ Richards is headin� west.

Now let�s see what�s behind
door number three. Whoo-hoo!

You brought me fame andfortune
andeverything thatgoes with it

Ithankyou aII

- Come on.
- This wiIIbe no bedofroses

All right,
I�ll take the first eight hours.

- Ever driven one ofthese things?
- Nope.

Iconsiderit a chaIIenge before
the human race andIneverIose

All right. Here we go.

Hey. Yeah, baby.
[Laughing]

We are the champions

My friends

And we�IIkeep on fighting

TiIIthe end

Damn the torpedoes!
Full speed ahead!

- Whoo!
- We are the champions

We are the champions

No time forIosers

�Cause we are the champions

- So far, so good. Let�s go.
- [GearShifts]

[LoudCrashing]

I�m not gonna look.

- I think that�s a good idea.
- Yup.

[ Chattering ]

- Easy, easy.
- I got it.

Let�sget him up.

- Dick, where�s the ticket?
- [ Moans ]

- Answer me.
- He can�t. He�s been sedated.

Why did you do that? Oh!

Fuck.

Here.

Oh.

- Thankyou.
- That was very brave tonight.

- Yeah.
- He was an animal.

No shit, the fucking creep.
Oops. Excuse my French.

Um, can I give you a lift...

to the hospital?

Why? I�m fine.

No, I meant,
to be with Mr. Simmons.

Oh, right. Yeah.

It�s kinda late, and I have
a lot to do in the morning, early.

- Stuff.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, we might need
some more information, and, uh,

uh, I might call you.

I�m available.

- Fantastic.
- Okay. Can I go now?

- Sure.
- Thankyou.

[Man] Get him out ofhere.

Hey, Chambers.

All right, hang on just a second.

[ Loudly ]
How you feeling, partner?

I�d feel a lot better if I could get
to the hospital. Make this quick.

We�re all gonna pull you
through this, all right?

Positive attitude--
that�s everything.

Hey, pal, he got shot in the leg.
I think he�ll be fine.

Let�s hope so. Be careful with him!

[ Larry ] What are you doing?

I�m trying to disconnect this
so we can get out of here.

[Radio Buzzes]

[FemaIe Dispatcher]
Base to CarSix.

[ Groans ]
What?

Got ajackknifedtractor-traiIer
at Route22 in Devonshire.

- You�re about a miIe away.
- [ Sighs ]

Great. Now I got
another 20,000 forms to fill out.

[ Grunting ] Why do they
make these things out of metal?

Uh, I think it�s twisted.

No, it�s coming. It�s coming!

- Oh, I don�t know, Russ.
- It�s coming!

Shit! Fuck!

Why-- Why the hell
is it snowing now?

Why the fuck is it snowing now?
Fuck! Fuck!

- [Siren WaiIing]
- Uh-oh.

Don�t say a word without a lawyer,
even ifthey beat you.

- Stay strong.
- Not tonight. Nobody�s beating me.

You get out of here.
I don�t want you mixed up in this.

- If I go tojail, I�m goin� alone.
- Wait!

Your money�s in your briefcase!

Don�t do it! Don�t take that sled.
It�s a piece ofshit.

Take the 4-40!
Excellent power-to-weight ratio.

- What?
- Two-year unlimited warranty!

- An onboardtooIkit!
- Okay! Fine!

This beauty is built foryou!

- Hand warmers, halogen lights!
- Shut your trap. I got it!

No! Pull the choke.
The lines are dry.

- No, don�t flood it.
- You said pull the choke.

Finesse. Like getting a chick off.
We went over this!

- [ Engine Rewing ]
- All right, you fellas.

It looks like you�re in need
ofsome assistance.

- Get back!
- Huh?

- Back off!
- Huh?

Isaidback off, motherfucker!

Hey. Hey!

Ho! Oh, man!

Give me the case.

Whoo! Hoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Hail Yamaha.

Ah,Jesus Christ!

This night never ends.

[ Grunts ]

[ Siren Wailing ]

Let me Ioose, Ijustgot back

- I waspushedandIgot dragged
- Okay, kids!

Now it�s time to play
the snowmobile game,

with your host, Russ Richards!

Destination anywhere

So fargone, I�m aImost there

Can�tyousee, Ican�t deny

I�m outta here Iike I�m on fire

Livin�Iike an animaI, criminaI

TeIevision newsman
so subIiminaI

Bringing down the waIIs
ofwonderIand

Ohh!

Just anotherhighbrowcowboy
teIIin�me everythingandeveryone

AndaIIthe thingsIoughta be

- Here IamyourdemoIition man
- Oh, jeez! Aaah!

[Woman]Russ?Russ.

- Russ.
- No.

- Russ.
- No.

- Russ!
- Oh, my God.

How you feelin�?

- Yougotprettybangedup there.
- That�s beautiful.

We figured you�d be up in a minute.
You were singing ''My Way.��

You are so funny. You�re as funny
in a coma as you are on TV.

- I can�t believe I�m alive.
- One more.

You get it?
Okay, you have a visitor outside.

I�m gonna get your dinner,
and I�ll be back in a minute, okay?

- Okay. Bye.
- Yeah?

- Okay, bye-bye.
- Bye.

- Officer, please don�t upset him.
- I�m not gonna upset him.

You�re in big trouble, mister.

- No. Oh, God.
- Yup.

- You�re gonna have to pay for it.
- I told them, Officer.

I said it was stupid at the start,
but nobody listened to me.

That�s good. Remorse. Nice candy.

�Cause, for starters,
we�re looking at three big ones.

Oh, God! Three big-- Three years?

Three hundred dollars.

What?

For the windshield.

PIus, there�s
this IittIe baby right here.

You�ll have to put that together
with tape, but it still counts.

- This-- This is a ticket.
- Yeah.

For operating a class-two vehicle
without a license. Weight class two.

Can�t this wait? Mr. Richards
is suffering from a concussion.

- We�re talking.
- There�s nothin� on it.

My pen ran out of ink.

Officer, IreaIIymust insist.

From doing paperwork all night,
between you and saving your boss.

- My boss?
- Dick Simmons.

- He�s right down the hall here.
- Wh-Why is he here?

Some thug broke into his house.

Broke his legs with a bat.
Officer, please.

- Boom.
- Was it-- Was it Dale the thug?

WeII, Idon�t know.
Somejerk with apIaidshirt.

But don�t worry.
[ Imitating Gunfire ]

I killed him.

Oh, jeez, that�sjust--

- Come on. Thankyou.
- [ Crowd Clamoring ]

Back, back, back, back!

- Scoot!Scoot!
- Yes!

[ Stifled Chuckling ]
I can�t stand it. Yes!

[LoudCIattering]

What?

[ Blubbering ]

Dick, I�m back.

This is the lightning round.
I�m calling the shots now.

- Quiet, I�m trying to ski.
- Look, I got your money.

I�m gonna give it back, but I need
the ticket. Where�s the ticket?

It�s my show--

This is the plan. I�m docking you
for being an asshole.

And I�m docking Gig
for having people killed.

And I�m docking Crystal
for being a twisted, psycho bitch!

Starting today,
I decide where the money goes.

Ifanyone doesn�t like it,
we�re all going tojail.

- [ Gasps ]
- You give me that ticket.

Where is it? Where is the ticket?

I-- I gave it to Larry King.

Uh, no--

Got to learn to share your toys!

[Dan] Thesearch is over.

The winnerofIast month�s
$6.4miIIion Iotteryjackpot...

hasfinaIIysteppedforward.

She�sa waitressat a IocaIDenny�s
right here in Harrisburg.

PennsyIvania �snewest
muItimiIIionaire is Wendy Fawcett.

Thankyou so much!
I don�t know what to say.

I�ve never won anything
before in my life.

[ Woman ] Wendy, what are
you gonna do with the money?

I�m going to put some in savings
and some of it in checking.

And the rest I�ll be sharing
with a good friend.

- And who�s that?
- I�m not telling you! [ Cackling ]

And we�re giving a lot of it
away to the Big Brothers,

the Sunshiny Day Club,
Asthma--

- [Man]Doyou have asthma?
- No.

But many people out there do.

Wendy, how did you pick
the numbers you played?

- How did I what?
- How did you choose the numbers?

Oh, I get what you�re saying.

Okay, I get it, I get it! Um, wow.

Uh, let�s see, uh,

seventy-- seventy isbecause...

a cheeseburger deluxe with bacon...

is 70 cents extra.

And, um, 1 6--

When I was 1 6, I went to a party.

And, uh, nine--

Well, nine, we all know,
isjust lucky.

Oh, man. And, um,

seven is-- Ihaveseven Barbies,

not incIuding the ones
thatgot theirface chewedoff...

bythe next doorneighbor�s dog,
who�sjustsuch agreat dog.

[Russ Narrating] There it is--
a storyto teIIyourgrandchiIdren.

WeII, maybe not.

DickSimmons wasfiredfrom WTPA...

aftercaIIing the networkhead
''the Iuckiest asshoIe on Earth. �'

He nowteaches communications
at Pocono Community CoIIege.

Ethics.

CrystaImarriedanddivorced
a sickIy80-year-oIdmiIIionaire...

andsuedhim forhaIfhismoney.

She testifiedhe wasa SvengaIi,

a wordshe mispronounced
throughout the triaI.

He was like-- like this ''Svenjelly.��

[Russ]She Iost the case.

You�re making my dreams
come true

She worksat Gig�s
five nightsa week.

No covercharge,
free buffaIo wings with coupon.

Thirty-nine!

Gigbought an obscurestock
caIIedMicrosoft in 1990.

He nowdivideshis time between
Harrisburgandhis estate in Monaco.

Listen to this

I�ve done aIImy daydreamin�

Oh, thatsIeep waIk
shouIdbe overbynow

Asforme,
Imovedto St. Augustine, FIorida,

where it hasn �t snowedin 50years.

- [ Engine Starts ]
- Andyou know what?

Iauditioned, andI wasback on TV.

[MaIeAnnouncer]Andnowit�s time
topIaynorth FIorida cabIe�s...

second-mostpopuIargameshow,
Lucky Numbers,

withyourhost, RussRichards.

- Hey! How are ya?
- [Audience Cheering]

Thankyou. Thankyou so much.

Hey. What a great-looking audience.

My goodness, I�d love to take you
home with me tonight.

How �bout it?
Tonight, after the show?

Dinnerfor250? Okay.

I�ll make the margaritas.
All right, now...

[Narrating] You know, sometimes
I waIkpast an appIiancestore...

with 45 TVsets in the window,
andI�m on everyone of�em.

At times Iike that,
Isayto myseIf, ''Whyme?�'

Imean, ''Whyme?�'

IfIhadto answerthe question,
I�dhave to say, 'Just Iucky. �'

You�re making my dreams come true
Doo-ooh, doo-doo, doo-doo

Nights were warm

Dreams were easy

No onestandin�

Overhead

Conversation

Didn �t mean much

We were hungry
but we couIdnot be fed

Radio bIastin�

SiIIy IittIe Iovesongs

We onIy Iistenedforthe beat

Takin�ourchances

Out there on the mean streets

Hiding in theshadows
from the heat

From the heat

We weren�t Iovers

Just bravestrangers

As we fought and we tumbIed
through the night

We werepIayers

Not arrangers

And wejammed
tiIIthe dawn �s earIy Iight

Swimming in the big Iake

Taking it easy

Takinganycomfort we couIdfind

Didn �t needthe reaItruth

Didn �t needthe meaning

Straight ahead
Ignoring everysign

Everysign

And, oh, Iremember

Iknowyou do too

Oh, that one evening

Iknowyou do too

The moon flyin�high

[Chorus]
The moon flyin�high

- Andyou tookmyhand
- Ooh

Ooh-ooh

You tookmyhand

Ooh-ooh

Andit went aIIright

It went aIIright

It went aIIright

It went aIIright

Oh

So we waIkedout

HardIyspeaking

Disappearing

In the night

Saweach other

A fewtimesafter

But we neverreaIIygot it right

We weren�t Iovers

Just bravestrangers

As we roIIedand we tumbIed
through the night

We werepIayers

Not arrangers

And wejammed
tiIIthe dawn �s earIy Iight

- Just bravestrangers
- EarIy Iight

- Just bravestrangers
- Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh-oh

Whoa-oh

Yeah

[Woman]
Ican�t wait togo to heaven

Before Iget mybig reward

IfI�mgoodIcouId

That�s what theyteIIme
I�ve been workin�for

When Iprove that Ican do it

That�s when
I�IIget mybig reward

Keep that big wheeIturnin�

Andmynumber
wiIIcome up forsure

I�mgonnaget mybig reward

Wannaget mybig reward

Wanna have it aIIsewn up

Before I�m aIIgrown up

Gonnaget mybig reward

Gonnaget mybig reward

Gonnaget mybig reward

Right now

Nevermindthe odds against us

I won�t give up mybig reward

We have to take ourchances

Wegot apIan
and we can make a score

I�mgonnaget mybig reward

Wannaget mybig reward

Wanna have it aIIsewn up

Before I�m aIIgrown up

Gonna get my big reward

Gonna get my big reward

Right now