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Shh.
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Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.
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[LAUGHS]
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I am a duck bent on self-preservationum.
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[GUN COCKS]
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Say your prayers, rabbit.
It's rabbit season.
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- Duck season.
- Rabbit season!
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- Duck season.
- Rabbit season!
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Rabbit season.
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Duck season! Fire!
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[GUNSHOT]
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[GUNSHOT]
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Fire!
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[GUNFIRE]
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DAFFY:
Hold everything.
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"Daffy gets blasted." Mm-hm.
Page 7: "Daffy gets blasted."
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Aha. Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!"
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What's the matter with you people?
We can't do this kind of stuff anymore.
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Brothers Warner...
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...show biz legends like me
shouldn't have to play stooge...
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...to that long-eared,
carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged--
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What's up, doc?
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[ALL GASP]
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Hey, Bobby, how's the wife?
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Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, girls.
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Good rug, Mel. Never would have guessed.
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- Pardon me.
- The pleasure is mine.
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Fellas, I think Daff's right.
Maybe I'll take a vacation.
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Go visit my 542 nieces and nephews.
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Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry.
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I don't see how we can have
a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny.
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Oh, my heavens, no.
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You couldn't have a movie
without Bugs Bunny.
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And if you don't mind me asking,
whose glorified personal assistant are you?
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Kate Houghton, Vice President, Comedy.
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Right.
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Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies.
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Finally, a Lethal Weapon
that I can take my grandchildren to.
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Um, gentlemen, check your phones.
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Our latest research shows
that Bugs Bunny is a core asset...
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...that appeals to male and female,
young and old throughout the universe...
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...while your fan base
is limited to angry fat guys in basements.
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Yeah, but... Come on, fellas,
I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbit is!
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[BELCHES]
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Fine, he's hilarious...
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...but moviegoers these days
demand action heroes, like me!
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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Top that, rabbit.
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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So it has come to this, has it?
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I'm afraid
the Brothers Warner must choose...
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...between a handsome matinee idol...
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...or this miscreant perpetrator
of low burlesque.
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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Whichever one's not the duck.
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[GASPS]
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Hey, that's the stuff from my office.
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MAN 1: You don't have one.
MAN 2: Not anymore.
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Symbolically, this is bad.
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Please, brother. Other brother?
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Icy she-wolf? Help me, please.
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I'm too moist and tender to retire.
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- Let me escort you out.
- Wait!
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I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing,
or butt-kissing yet.
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I'm still begging here!
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[SIGHS]
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Freeze!
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[SCREAMS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[YELLS]
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[CRUSHER GROWLS]
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Can I try that again?
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No, thank you. We'll call you.
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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- Sir.
- Hey, D.J. How did your tryout go?
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Well, let's see.
Uh, I can say I made an impression.
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Your father can get you a job
anytime he wants to.
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I know, but I don't want that.
I'd really rather earn it, sir.
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- Mr. Warner mentioned you this morning.
- He did? What did he say?
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He said don't forget the TurtleWax.
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DAFFY: What about animation?
I could do cartoons.
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Dead duck walking.
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- Morning, Mr. Bunny.
- Very hot now.
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And I do voices. Listen.
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- Excuse me.
DJ;Hmm?
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[IN PORKY'S VOICE]
"Fetch the stick, boy."
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[IN BUGS' VOICE]
"What a maroon."
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[IN GRUFF VOICE]
"You can't handle the truth."
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Unh. Some grip, lady.
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I need you to eject this duck.
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- Lady, this is Daffy Duck.
- Exactly.
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- Not anymore. We own the name.
- Oh, yeah?
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You can't stop me from calling myself...
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- What do you know?
- You fired Daffy Duck?
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No, I didn't. Well, I did. They did.
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D.J.:
You just were following orders.
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You know what? You don't know me.
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You're Kate Houghton,
you're the VP of Comedy. Go figure.
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You drive a red 1988 Alfa Romeo.
Good engine. Little under-driven.
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I know this
because you nearly ran me over last week.
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Anyway, um, about that duck,
you want me to get rid of him still?
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Hmm?
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[QUACKS]
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- Duck, yes. Eject the duck, please.
- I can't do that.
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- Why not?
- He's gone.
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What are you waiting for, backup?
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[D.J. SCOFFS]
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- Daffy!
GIRL: Look, Mommy, there's Daffy.
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Shabby job so far, constable.
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Quick! After me!
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Now you're gonna pay for that one.
Come here!
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DAFFY: Dress Inspector!
D.J.: Look out!
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DAFFY:
One side, Spartacuses.
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DAFFY: Come on.
D.J.: Daffy, stop!
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Cut him off at the pass, boys.
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All units in pursuit of little black duck.
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Well, that's just cheating.
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[SCREAMS]
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Daffy!
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Come here!
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[SINGING]
Autumn in fake New York
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[D.J. GRUNTS]
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[DAFFY PANTING]
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DAFFY:
Don't follow me.
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[D.J. SCREAMING]
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That's not right. Cut. Cut!
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That's lunch, everybody!
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MAN: That airbag cost a lot of money.
D.J.: I'm okay. I'm okay.
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[MUMBLING]
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Good morning. Batman, you good?
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All right.
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DAFFY:
My chariot awaits.
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Yes!
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Bat-lights. Bat-conditioning. Bat-stereo.
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[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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To the Duck Cave.
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- Now what are you doing?
- Hey.
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MAN: Stay away from that Batmobile!
-Come here.
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I'm allowed to steal. I'm a celebrity.
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D.J.:
Tell it to the judge!
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- Feeling pretty good about yourself?
- I am.
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- You bested that dastardly duck?
- I did.
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And now you're gonna offer your catch
to the pretty executive?
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Indeed.
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D.J.:
Miss Houghton!
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MAN 1:
Get out of the way!
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MAN 2:
Look out!
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Hey, what do you know? I found Nemo.
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I think she likes you.
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Oops.
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Your father would be so ashamed of you.
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But I was... It was...
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At first, they told me to lose the stutter.
Now they tell me I'm not funny.
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[SIGHS]
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It's a pain in the butt
being politically correct.
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You're telling me.
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What kind of performance
do you call that?
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You made me sound
like a total space cadet, man.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
I was trying to be real to your character.
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If you, like, goof on me in the sequel,
I'm coming after you.
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Yeah, and I'll give you a Scooby Snack!
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There are some areas of the script
I think we need to address.
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There's no heart, no cooperation,
nobody learns anything.
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Daffy learns not to stick his head
in a jet engine.
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- He's gone.
- No, Daffy always comes back.
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I just tell him how much I need him.
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We hug, we cry,
I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.
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The duck is history, okay?
So the question is...
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...how can I help you
reposition your brand identity?
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Answer: We team you up
with a hot female co-star.
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Usually...
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[IN FEMALE VOICE]
...I play the female love interest.
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[SINGING] Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
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About the cross-dressing thing?
In the past, funny. Today, disturbing.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Lady, if you don't
find a rabbit with lipstick amusing...
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...you and I have
nothing to say to each other.
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Look, I'm trying to be nice...
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...but I was brought in
to leverage your synergy...
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...and I am not going to let you
or some wacky duck--
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Daffy-
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Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake,
crispy over rice, it doesn't matter.
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Well, these matter.
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And this.
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And they say we get Daffy back.
Right, boys?
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- We want Daffy!
- Bring him back!
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We love Daffy!
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GRANNY:
Little Damian.
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Hey, Granny.
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Hi, Tweety.
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How was work today?
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Eventful.
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What a nice young man.
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[SYLVESTER YELPS]
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Guess who? So did you miss me?
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[D.J. GRUNTS]
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- Hey.
- I'm glad I was fired.
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In a few days,
they'll be kissing my befeathered rump...
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...begging me to come back. But I won't.
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Did I miss the part where I invited you in?
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I'll be too busy accepting numerous,
multiple offers.
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Every studio in town will-- Hey.
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Who am I kidding? My career is over.
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Perhaps I was being too polite. Get out!
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I'll starve. I'll have to eat envelope glue.
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Wait, a sushi bar.
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D.J.:
No!
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[DAFFY GASPING]
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- Daffy.
- Yes.
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Leave my father's house. Now.
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You live with Daddy?
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Yeah, so?
Just, you know, kind of temporarily.
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I've hit rock bottom.
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I'm hanging out with a security guard
who lives with his father.
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[SOBBING]
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My grease and gravy!
Your dad is Damian Drake.
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- The super spy.
- He's an actor who plays a spy.
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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- And that? That was his I Spy Award.
-Ingenious.
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An actor playing a super spy as a cover
for being a super spy playing an actor.
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In fact, I'll bet this whole dump
is a super spy lair.
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Nothing is as it seems.
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You know, you're probably protected by
an invisible force field right this minute.
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[GROANS]
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Aha! The force field-penetrating apple.
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Just feel free to continue
your delusional ranting...
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[PHONE RINGING]
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...while I answer my--
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Remote?
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[RINGING]
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Hello?
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Hmm.
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[REMOTE CLICKS]
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- Son?
D.J.: Dad?
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What are you doing in the painting?
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I wanted to keep you out of this,
but there's no one else I can trust.
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MAN [OVER MONITOR]: There he is. Stop him!
- Can you hold on a second?
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[MEN GRUNTING OVER MONITOR]
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Are you shooting a movie or something?
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A new Damian Drake movie? Cool.
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Come to Las Vegas.
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[MEN GRUNTING OVER MONITOR]
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Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey.
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The Blue Monkey? What's a Blue Monkey?
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A diamond. A very special diamond.
247
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Find Dusty Tails.
248
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[MAN GRUNTS OVER MONITOR]
249
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Hey!
250
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Dad, you need me
to call the police or something?
251
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MAN [OVER MONITOR]:
Uh-oh.
252
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[EXPLOSION OVER MONITOR,
THEN MAN SCREAMS OVER MONITOR]
253
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- No. No police.
- Dad, are you all right?
254
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I'm sorry I never told you this before,
but I...
255
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,440
[MEN GRUNTING OVER MONITOR]
256
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,363
- Dad?
- Diamond? I'm rich!
257
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,537
- I've joined the leisure class.
- I gotta go save my dad.
258
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:52,582
Oh, yeah. Your dad, yeah.
So count me in. A spy caper.
259
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,753
Double agents, exploding bikinis,
tigers hanging from helicopters!
260
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,839
I'm through with show biz!
261
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,091
From now on,
I'm gonna live the adventure.
262
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,885
- Next stop, Las Vegas.
D.J.: I'll take my dad's old car.
263
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:07,973
DAFFY: Ah, a super spy car. Let's ride.
D.J.: This isn't a spy car.
264
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:12,018
Heh. Your dad is a spy. Ipso ergo, a spy car.
265
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,646
I used to deliver pizzas in this car.
266
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,440
Secret pizzas?
267
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,733
A spy pie, maybe?
268
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,943
[DAFFY YELPS]
269
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Fine, be that way.
But it's definitely a spy car!
270
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,323
A little help here?
271
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Ducks.
272
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- Hey.
- Aah!
273
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,920
You know how I know it's a spy car?
274
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Because it looks
absolutely nothing like a spy car.
275
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,652
I don't think this routine
is gonna work without Daffy, but, uh...
276
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,862
MAN [ON VIDEO]:
Action.
277
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,573
Say your prayers, rabbit.
It's rabbit season.
278
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,159
- Duck season.
-Rabbit season.
279
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,286
- Duck season.
-Rabbit season.
280
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- Rabbit season.
-Wait a minute.
281
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,458
See, I told you
this wasn't gonna work without--
282
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[GROANS]
283
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ELMER [ON VIDEO]:
Can we do another take, please?
284
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,214
Oh, pain. Oh, agony!
285
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,091
- Ahh.
- You're fired.
286
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,385
What?
287
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,764
- But you--
- You got rid of our best duck.
288
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,141
[SCOFFS]
289
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,393
You can't fire me.
290
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,813
My films have made $950 million!
291
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- That's not a billion.
- Nope. Not a billion.
292
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,360
Okay -
293
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All right.
294
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:51,534
I think we can all agree that the decision
to get rid of Daffy was a poor one.
295
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,744
But it's time to move on.
296
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,665
And by move on, I mean reversing course
and getting Daffy back.
297
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,458
MAN 1 & MAN 2 [IN UNISON]:
By Monday.
298
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I will have Daffy back on Monday.
299
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,631
[BUGS CHEWING]
300
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,966
That went well.
301
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:11,096
Listen, doll face, if I know Daffy,
he's already hit the road by now.
302
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,062
Ah, it's good to stretch.
303
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,481
I'm getting really tired
of throwing you out of the car.
304
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,900
That's my plan in a nutshell. Ha, ha.
305
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,654
Now, listen, if we run into anything
that requires super spy skills...
306
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,991
...like cracking wise, smooching dames,
you better leave that to me.
307
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,577
However, if we have
any security guarding needs...
308
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,664
Very funny, duck. I'm not a security guard.
309
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,542
For your information, it's just a job.
It's what I do for money.
310
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,294
- Mm-hm.
- What I really do is...
311
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,588
- I'm a Stuntman.
- Ha!
312
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,174
- You? A Stuntman? Please.
- I am!
313
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,178
Did you see those Mummy movies?
I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is.
314
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,223
No, he couldn't stand that.
315
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:59,102
One day he decides that, "No, no, no!
The Bren-master does all his own stunts!"
316
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,355
Listen, muscles, if this heap ever makes it
to Vegas, I'll do all the stunts.
317
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,565
[PHONE RINGS]
318
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Duck here.
319
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,403
- Daffy, old chum, how the heck--
- Cram it down your rabbit hole.
320
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:12,532
I think I can get you your old job back
with less of a pay out than usual.
321
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,117
So not interested.
322
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,328
I'm off to Las Vegas
with my new sidekick D.J...
323
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...to match wits with spies and Showgirls.
324
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,833
It's a little adventure I call:
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"Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey."
326
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,796
And you're not in it.
327
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Blue Monkey?
328
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[BEEPING]
329
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BUGS [ON RECORDING]:
Blue Monkey?
330
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DAFFY [ON RECORDING]:
It's a little adventure I call:
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"Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey."
332
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MAN 1:
This is unacceptable!
333
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:15,011
We cannot have 9-year-olds working
in sweatshops making ACME sneakers...
334
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,223
...not when 3-year-olds
work for so much less.
335
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,682
[BUZZERS BUZZING]
336
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,435
- Yes.
- But, sir, they require naps.
337
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,272
Put double espresso in their sippy cups.
338
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,733
[ALL LAUGHING]
339
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,777
What's next on the agenda?
340
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,280
Where's my people? What's coming up?
What's the next thing? Aah!
341
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,533
[BOB WHISPERING]
342
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,577
Thank you, Bob.
343
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,913
Grave news, my friends.
344
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,999
Direct your attention to the video screen.
345
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[GROANS]
346
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Cable, input, VCR, satellite.
347
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,551
SINGING [ON VIDEO]: I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the...
348
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,596
MAN 1: Input, satellite,
tape, menu, rewind...
349
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,306
...power, on.
350
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Well, it seems that Damian Drake's son
knows about the Blue Monkey...
351
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,566
...and he is on his way to Las Vegas.
352
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:14,070
He must not find the location
of the diamond before we do.
353
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,031
How is the interrogation going?
354
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,616
[MEN GRUNTING OVER MONITOR]
355
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,789
He's about ready to crack, boss!
356
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,167
[GRUNTING]
357
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,799
Cable, input, VCR and satellite, off.
358
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,677
We cannot let the good guys
win this time, people.
359
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,804
We must capture this son of a spy...
360
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,431
...and we must locate the diamond...
361
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,350
...and use its powers
for our own diabolical ends!
362
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,477
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
363
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,732
- Copy that to all departments.
- I didn't quite get that.
364
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,317
Didn't quite...
365
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,069
Uh, something about
capturing the son of a spy...
366
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,739
...and using the diamond's power
for our diabolical ends.
367
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,658
Be sure and use the laugh.
I like the laugh. Don't you?
368
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,702
- And what is your name?
- Mary.
369
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,329
Well, Mary...
370
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,041
...how'd you like to do a little kissing later?
371
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,250
[GASPS]
372
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,837
That's what they all say at first.
373
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,717
Soon the ACME Corporation
will tower over all of creation!
374
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,344
ALL:
All of creation!
375
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,678
[MAN 1 LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
376
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,555
[ALL LAUGH MAN IACALLY]
377
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,308
MAN 1: ACME.
ALL: ACME.
378
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,060
MAN 1: ACME.
ALL: ACME.
379
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,811
[MAN 1 LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
380
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,021
[BUZZER BUZZING]
381
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,564
MAN 2:
Wait a minute.
382
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,110
- Yes?
- What about the duck?
383
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,661
Extra crispy.
384
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,131
KATE:
Hello?
385
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,015
Hello.
386
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,273
Hello?
387
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,693
D.J., I'm not here to fire you again.
388
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:20,780
I just want to know
if that duck told you where he was going.
389
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,826
[WATER RUNNING]
390
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:15,251
- Doesn't anyone knock anymore?
KATE: Why are you torturing me?
391
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,879
What have I ever done that...
392
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,675
Great.
393
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:26,179
I just fired the son of our biggest star.
394
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,185
This has been a career-making day, Kate.
395
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,771
First you get rid of the duck
that everybody hates...
396
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,690
...but then, of course,
they all want him back.
397
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:42,445
And worst of all,
you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny...
398
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:47,033
...who you revere and who you've tried
to model your life after.
399
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,204
Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry.
400
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,830
Especially when it's a girl.
401
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,165
[SOBS]
402
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,501
Listen, toots,
would it stop the waterworks...
403
00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,546
...if I told you Daffy was going to Las Vegas
with that guy D.J.?
404
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,258
It might.
405
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:08,596
Well, then,
how's about we travel in style in this?
406
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,519
Las Vegas, Jeeves.
407
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,480
CAR:
Taking you to Las Vegas.
408
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,816
[ENGINE REVVING]
409
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,778
[SCREAMS]
410
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,578
[ELVIS PRESLEY'S "VIVA LAS VEGAS"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
411
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:39,877
Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
412
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:46,634
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up higher
413
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:50,054
[SINGING]
So Viva Las Vegas
414
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:54,058
Viva Las Vegas
415
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:58,396
Viva
Viva Las Vegas
416
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,985
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You've got no music in your soul, sister.
417
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,446
I am aware of that, yes.
418
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:07,655
[YAWNS]
419
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,533
He sure went for all the extras.
What a maroon.
420
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,994
Don't touch anything.
This is Damian Drake's car--
421
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,580
- Let's see.
- No!
422
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,670
What does this one do?
423
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,298
[SOFT JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
424
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,843
CAR'.
Shaken, not stirred, sir.
425
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,846
It's 5:00 somewhere.
426
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:36,017
- If you touch one more thing--
- Shh. I'm about to defy you.
427
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:40,396
BUGS: Now you done it.
CAR: Arms at your side, please.
428
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,106
[KATE SCREAMS]
429
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,068
[KATE SCREAMS]
430
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,449
CAR:
Formalwear activated.
431
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,160
Enh, you clean up nice, kid.
432
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:57,038
- Oh, no!
BUGS: So...
433
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:58,831
[OVER SPEAKERS]
Viva
434
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:03,002
Viva Las Vegas
435
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,132
DAFFY:
Woo-hoo! Las Vegas!
436
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:29,737
Smell that, D.J.?
437
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:32,281
That's the sweet aroma
of money, glamour...
438
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,201
...and busload upon busload
of senior citizens.
439
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:36,827
D.J.: Cool it, duck
This could be dangerous.
440
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:40,873
Right, we find Dusty Tails,
save your dad, get the diamond...
441
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,376
...apply kung fu liberally as needed.
442
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,920
[DAFFY GRUNTING]
443
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,298
MAN'. Under no circumstances
are you to allow...
444
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,843
...the young Mr. Drake and his duck cohort
out of the casino in one piece.
445
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,762
- Is that clear?
-Okay.
446
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:57,598
You want the varmints
and what they come for.
447
00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:01,602
I got you. But what's in it for old Sam?
448
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,814
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
449
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,027
[YELPING]
450
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,239
I 90'! you.
451
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,700
[BELLS DINGING
AND PEOPLE CHATTERING]
452
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:20,871
Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the
theme song to six Damian Drake movies?
453
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,081
I know. He's my father.
454
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,166
- Your dad is Damian Drake?
- Yes!
455
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,168
I'm kidding, relax. We did that.
456
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,338
FOGHORN LEGHORN:
I say, listen up, y'all.
457
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:32,758
Please put your greasy,
buffet-shoveling hands together...
458
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,302
...for our next act.
459
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:37,555
If you've heard her before,
you're not here now.
460
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,557
So, I say, let me introduce you...
461
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:42,560
...to Miss Dusty Tails.
462
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,687
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
463
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:50,610
[SINGING] If you want it to be good, boy
Get yourself a bad girl
464
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:02,371
If you want it to be wild
Gotta know just who to dial, baby
465
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:05,166
That's me
466
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:10,755
If you really like it hot
Get someone who hits the spot, honey
467
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,841
Oh, yeah
468
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:20,056
Hey. Dusty! Hey. Dusty.
469
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,017
Dusty, can I talk to you?
470
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,602
Dusty.
471
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:30,232
[SINGING] Then get yourself a bad girl
Bad girl
472
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:31,817
If you really want it...
473
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,069
MAN [IN NORMAL VOICE]:
What the...?
474
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,571
[SINGING]
Get yourself a bad girl
475
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,449
Bad girl
A bad girl
476
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:41,535
Get it like you could, baby
477
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,162
What?
478
00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:46,082
D.J.:
Dusty, I gotta talk to you.
479
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:49,502
D.J.: I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J.
DUSTY: What?
480
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,130
How do I know it's you?
481
00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:56,717
Oh. You are Damian's son.
482
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,969
Is there someplace we can talk?
483
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:04,475
- Excuse me, I have to change.
- Okay, toots, hand over the diamond.
484
00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:07,061
- He brought a goose?
- It's duck, thank you.
485
00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:10,022
- Uh, hi, uh...
- You again.
486
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,066
Listen up, you darn imbeciles!
487
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,402
We gotta get them varmints
and what they come for!
488
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:17,947
- And then we blast them?
- Then we blast them.
489
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:21,158
Now if I were a giant diamond,
where would I be? Ow.
490
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,868
- Well, not there.
- D.J.: So...
491
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,788
-...my, uh, dad's in trouble...
- Not here.
492
00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:29,375
...and, uh, he said that
I should ask you about the Blue Monkey.
493
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,712
- So then you know?
- Definitely. Yes.
494
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,798
I figured something must have happened
when he didn't show up.
495
00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:38,134
I'm sorry,
but that's what comes with being a spy.
496
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:42,930
So you're, um, a spy too?
497
00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:46,475
Heh. The pop diva thing?
That's just one side of me.
498
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,437
I also work for the Agency.
Professional assassin.
499
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,647
It's really hard
trying to juggle the two sometimes.
500
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,358
I don't know what I'm gonna do
when I have kids.
501
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:57,445
Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny
with advanced weapons training?
502
00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:58,821
[DAFFY WHISTLES]
503
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:02,199
Woo-hoo. How many galoshes died
to make that little number?
504
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:03,993
What about this Blue Monkey?
505
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,080
Your father was assigned to track it down
before the chairman could.
506
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,583
The diamond has supernatural powers.
507
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:13,502
It would be a disaster
if it fell into the wrong hands.
508
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,380
I was supposed to give him this.
509
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:20,509
This is not a king-sized diamond.
This is a queen of diamonds.
510
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,095
What kind of sick joke is this?
511
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,055
- Can I have that?
DAFFY: Very funny.
512
00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:26,891
That is so sweet.
513
00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:29,351
You trying to take over for your father.
514
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,687
These evil forces? They're bad people.
515
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:34,940
Relax, sister. I don't know
the meaning of the word "fear."
516
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,525
Say your prayers, duck!
517
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,694
Fear: noun. A state of terror. Aah!
518
00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:40,613
D.J.:
Incoming!
519
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:43,532
[ALL GASP]
520
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:45,618
[WHISTLES]
521
00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:46,827
[ALL SCREAM]
522
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,542
This mission
needs years of experience and training.
523
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:56,962
Maybe. I ain't got time for that right now.
I gotta go save my dad.
524
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,839
Don't lose that card. It's important.
525
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,966
After him, boys!
526
00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:02,802
[GRUNTS]
527
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,011
[BOTH GRUNT]
528
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,183
[SIGHS]
529
00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:11,435
[CROWD WHISTLING AND HOOTING]
530
00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,646
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]
531
00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,689
[DAFFY GRUNTING]
532
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,527
Easy on the feathers.
533
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:23,197
Come back here, you card-carrying coyotes!
534
00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:24,406
[GRUNTS]
535
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,409
Dadburn slapstick cliché!
536
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:31,705
Faster! Climb like my life depended on it.
537
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:35,918
You run, I'll steer.
538
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:40,297
- Right! I mean, left. Your other left.
- Daffy!
539
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:41,507
[GRUNTING]
540
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,262
That's what I'm talking about!
541
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:47,471
[GRUNTING]
542
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,223
Is that all you got?
543
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,227
DAFFY:
That's gonna leave a mark.
544
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:58,107
That's not boxing. Bite his ear!
545
00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:04,405
Left and a right and a left and a right-left!
546
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,285
COTTONTAIL:
I'm gonna come up on you.
547
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:20,337
NASTY:
I'll take that playing card.
548
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:26,760
[NASTY GROANS]
549
00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:30,097
- After it, stunt boy.
- Man.
550
00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:31,891
DAFFY:
Jump. Jump!
551
00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:35,769
[D.J. YELLS]
552
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,953
All right, I say,
place your bets, gentlemen.
553
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,498
Money plays, loser stays.
Everyone's a winner-- Well, not everyone.
554
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,209
Here's my money. Now play.
555
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,420
- Card, sir?
- Hit me.
556
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:04,173
Don't you want to
look at your cards first, son?
557
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,051
Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
558
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,720
D.J.: Hit me.
- No, hit me first!
559
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,889
I said await your turn, sir.
560
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:13,098
Hit me.
561
00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,351
Hit me.
562
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,144
Hit me. Hit me.
563
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:18,479
- Hit me.
D.J.: Hit me.
564
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:23,400
- Hit me.
- No, hit me, fragnabbit!
565
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:27,404
- He's the boss.
YOSEMITE SAM: You son of a--
566
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,114
Card, sir?
567
00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:30,991
Hit me.
568
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,993
FOGHORN LEGHORN:
Twenty-one, a winner!
569
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,453
Let's go!
570
00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,750
"And then they made their heroic escape!"
571
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:48,300
I say we do Cirque du Soleil
and call it a night.
572
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,718
[GUNFIRE]
573
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,887
How about the Liberace Museum?
574
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,519
All right, let's see what this baby
can really do.
575
00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:00,437
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
576
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,611
Now, that's an interesting feature.
577
00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:10,280
Come back, you absconders!
578
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,700
WOMAN: Aah!
- Watch yourself, ma'am.
579
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,327
I love this rug.
580
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:19,373
- Hey, come back here, you varmints!
- Run. Move. Go.
581
00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:25,504
DAFFY:
Nice car.
582
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,506
Don't hit me.
583
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:31,343
It's a modified Chevrolet
with a big 24 on the side.
584
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:33,929
[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
585
00:33:36,432 --> 00:33:40,060
Out of the way, fancy boy.
I'm a-commandeering this here clown car.
586
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:42,104
After them, boys!
587
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,522
NASTY:
Shotgun!
588
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:47,901
YOSEMITE SAM:
Rag-flagging ragtag Sidekicks!
589
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,990
Slow down, will you? I'm waddling here.
590
00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:55,743
Come back, you darn idiot galoots!
591
00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:04,918
There's gotta be 314 hotels
and 142 casinos in Las Vegas.
592
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,087
We are never going to find that duck.
593
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,049
[DAFFY SCREAMS THEN TIRES SCREECH]
594
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,886
Heh. Daff never misses a cue.
595
00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:23,312
- What's up, duck?
DAFFY: Don't you start with me.
596
00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,522
Excuse me.
597
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:27,608
- You.
- You.
598
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:28,817
- You.
- Him.
599
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,194
- Her.
BOTH: Them!
600
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,612
Out of my way!
601
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:33,363
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
602
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,409
Dagnabbit!
603
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:41,163
- You are in big trouble, mister.
- Agreed!
604
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:42,748
[KATE SCREAMS]
605
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:47,628
Out!
606
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:50,422
What are you doing, kidnapping me?
Stop the car.
607
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,257
DAFFY:
This is my adventure, bub.
608
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:01,183
- Coming through.
DAFFY: Aah!
609
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:08,273
So, what brings you to Las Vegas?
You ran out of people to fire in L.A.?
610
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,275
You stole my duck.
611
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,946
- Your duck? Bah! I belong to the world.
- You know what? You can have him.
612
00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:18,700
[YOSEMITE SAM LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
613
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:26,250
Dynamite? Who has dynamite?
614
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,085
Welcome to my world.
615
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:30,045
[LAUGHING]
616
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:31,547
Hang on.
617
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,936
YOSEMITE SAM: Throw it out the window.
Throw it out!
618
00:35:46,103 --> 00:35:49,273
- But innocent people could be hurt.
- Throw it out the window!
619
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,942
It will send the wrong message
to children.
620
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,409
[KATE SCREAMS]
621
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,877
Didn't he used to be behind us?
622
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:12,462
[KATE SCREAMS]
623
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,227
We're having duck tonight, boys. Ha, ha.
624
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:31,607
Just a suggestion, but all those in favor
of not hitting that wall say "aye."
625
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,358
ALL: Aye!
- Mother.
626
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:34,860
CAR'.
Taking you to Mother.
627
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:43,619
Uh-oh.
628
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,579
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
629
00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:51,084
[YOSEMITE SAM GRUNTING]
630
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:54,922
[GROANS]
631
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,508
[YOSEMITE SAM SCREAMS]
632
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,639
Look, a shooting star.
Quick, everybody make a wish.
633
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:08,644
You know, I'm beginning to think
that this one is the spy car.
634
00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:09,853
What?
635
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:14,650
CAR'.
ETA to Mother, 10 minutes.
636
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:26,954
[GASPS]
637
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,791
WOMAN [ON PA]: Please return your
seatbacks to their upright position.
638
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:34,044
So, what are your plans now, if I may ask?
639
00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:36,546
Daffy will save us. He's the hero.
640
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:38,715
All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it.
641
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:41,718
Everybody calm down, all right?
I can handle this.
642
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,222
[ALL SCREAMING]
643
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:55,899
Sell my Warner Bros. stock.
644
00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:59,027
I got an inside tip
that Bugs Bunny is about to die.
645
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,406
[TIRES SCREECH]
646
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,035
BUGS:
Huh. Out of gas.
647
00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:10,038
KATE:
What? It doesn't work like that.
648
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,208
[HORN BLARING AND ALARM WAILING]
649
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:14,751
BUGS:
Thanks, toots.
650
00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:20,132
[WOLF HOWLING]
651
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,598
- Enh, carrot?
- No, thanks.
652
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:38,317
You really think that playing card
is going to help you rescue your father?
653
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,027
Mm-hm. Yeah, I do.
654
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:44,281
Heh. You know this all sounds insane, right?
655
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:51,830
I remember the first time
I saw your dad in the movies.
656
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,667
- Yeah.
-80 breathtaking.
657
00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:04,092
Your hair smells nice.
658
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:09,681
- Hmm? You say something?
- No, just, um, saying good night.
659
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,018
I'm telling you, Daffy...
660
00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:16,021
...I heard the Warner Brothers say
you were their best duck.
661
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:19,232
Flattered though I may be,
flattened I will not...
662
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:21,109
...in order for you to get the laughs.
663
00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,819
It's all: H00-hoo! Yuk, yuk.
664
00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:25,030
And then: Barn! Wham! Barn!
665
00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:28,450
- And your tail is on fire.
- Exactly my point.
666
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,744
No, really, your tail's on fire.
667
00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,371
[DAFFY YELPS]
668
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,957
Ha, ha. Daff, you're accident-prone.
669
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,044
What am I talking to you for?
670
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:43,590
All you have to do is munch on a carrot,
and people love you.
671
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:55,185
I need you to move my 12:00 appointment
up to 2:00 and then back to 11:00.
672
00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:59,022
Then just cancel it.
And I need you to get a helicopter and, uh...
673
00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:01,233
No, don't put me on hold.
674
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:03,235
Oh, God.
675
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:08,073
I can't die out here.
676
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,075
This wasn't the plan.
677
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,994
After this comedy...
678
00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:14,538
[LAUGHS]
679
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,957
...I promised myself
I would only do real movies...
680
00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:20,252
...about the human condition
crammed with social relevance.
681
00:40:21,837 --> 00:40:25,757
There's nothing but a big rock
for 10 miles in that, that...
682
00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:28,009
...that, and that direction.
683
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,264
I say we go that way.
684
00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:36,184
Say, who are you kidding here?
We're goners!
685
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:38,437
Water! I can't die now.
686
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:42,607
Think of the millions of children
who want me to have the diamond.
687
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,609
The poor children!
688
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,236
Look at that.
689
00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:52,409
Is it a mirage? Or just product placement?
690
00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:55,829
Who cares? With shopping convenience
at such low prices.
691
00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:59,499
Water, Fresca, Mountain Dew.
Your product name here.
692
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,461
Is this your idea?
693
00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,006
The audience expects it.
694
00:41:06,173 --> 00:41:09,426
They don't even notice
this kind of thing anymore.
695
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,723
BUGS: Nice of Wal-Mart
to provide these Wal-Mart beverages...
696
00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:17,934
...in return for us saying "Wal-Mart"
so many times.
697
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:19,436
[GRUNTS]
698
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,649
Where's Yosemite Sam?
699
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:27,694
- What is your report?
- Boss, it wasn't me.
700
00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:31,364
That razzan-frazzan duck
and that crazy son D.J...
701
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,867
...and a humina-humina Dusty Tails.
702
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,746
You know, that makes a lot of sense.
703
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,247
Thank you.
704
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,333
[GLASS SHATTERS]
705
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:42,667
[YOSEMITE SAM SCREAMS]
706
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:47,214
MAN: Mr. Drake, are you going to save us
the bother of eliminating your son?
707
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:50,133
My son is going to kick your evil butt.
708
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,551
[LAUGHS]
709
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,303
- Mr. Chairman.
MAN: Yes, Dad.
710
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:56,264
- Desert operative.
- No.
711
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,850
MAN:
Not a bad idea, Dad.
712
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:02,312
Our desert operative is due for a win.
713
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:05,690
[ROAD RUNNER MEEPING]
714
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:07,943
[PHONE RINGING]
715
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:19,746
I told you we should have
made that left turn at Albuquerque.
716
00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:21,873
DAFFY:
Don't start that again.
717
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:50,819
[ROAD RUNNER MEEPS]
718
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,365
D.J.:
All right. Here's the plan.
719
00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:59,744
We wait here for the next truck or car
or camel or whatever...
720
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,746
...and take Bugs and Daffy...
721
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,124
...get back to Hollywood
and finish making the movie.
722
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:05,834
What are you going to do?
723
00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:09,588
- I'm just gonna keep walking that way.
- That's your plan?
724
00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:14,676
Yep. That's the direction
the car was going.
725
00:43:22,976 --> 00:43:25,604
DAFFY: You're not leaving me
while you make off with my diamond.
726
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:27,772
[BEEPING]
727
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,537
I don't wanna get too wrapped up
in your caper...
728
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:46,333
...but let's assume that you're right
and Damian Drake is a spy?
729
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:47,542
Super SPY-
730
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:52,213
Um, what's the point of just meandering
through the desert if...?
731
00:43:57,594 --> 00:43:58,637
Here.
732
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:01,222
Be safe.
733
00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:04,017
- Attaboy. Trust your instincts.
- Yeah.
734
00:44:04,184 --> 00:44:08,313
Except for the water tower, the Batmobile,
the rubble known as Las Vegas.
735
00:44:09,022 --> 00:44:13,234
There's nobody as rich, famous,
and powerful as my father...
736
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:16,029
...who just disappears into thin air.
737
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:24,704
Suddenly I feel like
I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell-O mold.
738
00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:28,208
Guys, it's air-conditioned in here.
Come on in.
739
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,584
[KATE SCREAMS]
740
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:35,548
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
741
00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:38,468
[SNARLING]
742
00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:40,136
[SCREAMING]
743
00:44:52,816 --> 00:44:53,858
Easy. Whoa.
744
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,031
[YELPING]
745
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:02,575
Earth freak.
746
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:07,997
[GASPS]
747
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,584
Okay, buster. Where's Damian Drake
and that big diamond?
748
00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:17,090
Cleanup on aisle three.
749
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,384
Can I be of service?
750
00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:22,971
I am monitored to respond
to the name Robbie.
751
00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:25,432
Hi, D.J.
752
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:28,059
At ease. I'm Mother.
753
00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:32,063
Yeah, like the car said
that we would be meeting you.
754
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,690
How do you know my name?
755
00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:36,067
D.J., I've known you
since you were this big.
756
00:45:38,445 --> 00:45:41,072
That's not really possible, is it?
757
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,949
Must have been a photo.
758
00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:45,326
Let me just take care of this, and we'll...
759
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,165
DAFFY: Give it to me straight.
How bad is it?
760
00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:52,375
So shall we?
761
00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,211
So little to do, so much time.
762
00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:59,299
You're going to put him back, right?
I can't go back to L.A. with duck soup.
763
00:45:59,466 --> 00:46:03,762
MOTHER: We do have the facilities
to reconstitute the body.
764
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:06,806
The mind, though,
will remain a gooey mess.
765
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,350
Uh, so about my father?
766
00:46:09,851 --> 00:46:13,104
MOTHER: All in due time.
Lovely. Yes. Blow.
767
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:17,650
All right, break it up, fellas. Nice coats.
White is the new black, you know.
768
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:18,902
Yes.
769
00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:20,862
Look.
770
00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:23,490
BUGS: So this is Area 51, right?
MOTHER: No.
771
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,701
The secret military base
where they keep the aliens?
772
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:30,830
No, Area 51 is actually
a paranoid fantasy we concocted...
773
00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,958
...to hide the true identity of this facility.
774
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,461
- Which is?
- Area 52.
775
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,005
But don't quote me on that.
776
00:46:39,172 --> 00:46:43,468
Oh, right. Area 52.
777
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:47,263
D.J.: So, uh, Mother--
- Call me "Mom."
778
00:46:47,889 --> 00:46:51,142
Uh, Mom, what is it
that you do here exactly, anyway?
779
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:55,772
Creation, transubstantiation, destruction.
It's stressful. All kinds of things.
780
00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:58,817
They're already here. You're next.
781
00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:04,948
My God, what am I going to do with you?
You've done nothing but screw up!
782
00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:07,617
You've walked off mesas.
You've been smashed by boulders.
783
00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,452
You've been run over by diesel trucks.
784
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:12,872
Don't blame the equipment. It's good.
It's ACME equipment.
785
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,500
You're a coyote. Be wily.
786
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:20,004
All right, now.
Buck up and let's see a little smile.
787
00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:23,174
Little bigger.
788
00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:24,634
Little bigger.
789
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,304
That's nice.
790
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:33,184
Now, just go take a shower,
and don't come back till you smell better!
791
00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:35,979
Be careful. There are men moving a safe
and I don't want you to--
792
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,188
[SAFE THUDS]
793
00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:41,067
And be careful
of the box of fireworks because--
794
00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:42,277
[FIREWORK EXPLODE]
795
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,865
I suppose I should mention
the plate-glass window--
796
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,074
[GLASS SHATTERS]
797
00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,830
It's tough being the boss.
798
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:57,750
[PHONE RINGS]
799
00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,003
MARVIN:
Ah, a communication.
800
00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,005
MAN [OVER MONITOR]:
Memo to Marvin the Martian.
801
00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:04,799
[STATIC OVER PHONE]
802
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:07,552
Obtain the playing card,
and destroy the duck.
803
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:12,515
And when I say destroy the duck,
I mean kill him viciously and painfully.
804
00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:16,811
A mission? I'm all a-tingle.
805
00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:21,107
So here we are
in the I-can't-tell-you-what room.
806
00:48:21,274 --> 00:48:24,652
- Robert, can you take care of that, please?
- Yes, madam.
807
00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:27,989
BUGS: When you bring Daffy back,
could you make him 20 percent funnier?
808
00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:30,909
DAFFY: I heard that.
- What were we discussing?
809
00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:33,077
This isn't about the giant ants, is it?
810
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:38,166
- Giant ants?
- Because they're not really ants anymore.
811
00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:40,168
Tell me about the Blue Monkey.
812
00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:45,715
How do you know about that thing
that I've never heard of in my entire life?
813
00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:49,052
My dad told me.
814
00:48:49,928 --> 00:48:54,223
What is the point
of making them pinky swear?
815
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:57,018
All right.
816
00:48:58,061 --> 00:48:59,938
Now this tape will explain everything.
817
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:03,149
It was prepared especially for your father.
818
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,404
Greetings, Damian Drake.
819
00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:13,034
If you are watching this, you are aware
that the world indeed is in grave danger.
820
00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:17,413
The ACME Corporation is in hot pursuit
of the Blue Monkey diamond...
821
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:21,960
...a supernatural gem with the ability
to turn people into monkeys...
822
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,336
...and then back again.
823
00:49:23,503 --> 00:49:26,589
It is the ACME chairman's goal
to turn the population...
824
00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:30,885
...into monkey slaves
to manufacture shoddy ACME goods...
825
00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:33,680
...and then change them back to people
to buy the stuff.
826
00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:36,265
Unbelievable.
827
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,017
Unbelievable, you may say.
828
00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:42,605
Your mission is this:
Find it, destroy it, save humanity.
829
00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:43,815
Ya y!
830
00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:47,235
And remember,
no one wants to be turned into a monkey.
831
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,241
So that's why.
832
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:58,496
Those guys came after my dad
because he was going to save the world.
833
00:49:59,122 --> 00:50:02,792
So that means if I go after the diamond,
then the bad guys come after me.
834
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:05,920
Hang on.
You're not seriously thinking about--
835
00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:08,798
Taking over your father's mission?
836
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,510
- I guess that would be all right.
KATE: What?
837
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:17,140
Listen, if you're going to be a spy,
you'll need spy stuff.
838
00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:21,561
So is this where you keep
all the high-tech spy gadgets?
839
00:50:24,105 --> 00:50:25,189
Yes.
840
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:26,983
Oh, wow!
841
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:31,070
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
So I get to use all this stuff?
842
00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:34,323
No, your stuff is over here.
843
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,910
But I really like the...
844
00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:41,748
MOTHER: All right.
Looks like an ordinary cell phone.
845
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,084
Three-way calling, voice dialing,
downloadable ringtones.
846
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:46,294
[PHONE RINGS]
847
00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:50,465
- My phone does all that.
- Superconducting electromagnet.
848
00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:51,674
[D.J. GRUNTS]
849
00:50:51,841 --> 00:50:53,301
MOTHER: Sorry.
D.J.: It's all right.
850
00:50:53,468 --> 00:50:56,054
GPS with mapping software...
851
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,848
...tip calculator, Game Boy.
852
00:50:59,015 --> 00:51:00,224
Game Boy?
853
00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,311
High-powered laser.
854
00:51:03,478 --> 00:51:07,940
Polycarbonate rappelling line
with jet-propelled micro grappling hook.
855
00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:11,069
Nose hair trimmer.
You always want to look your best.
856
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,739
Get over here, you idiot.
No, cold. Cold. Warm, warmer.
857
00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:17,909
[DAFFY'S HEAD CRASHING]
858
00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:20,453
Permit me, madam.
859
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,456
Robert, darling. Excellent choice.
860
00:51:23,623 --> 00:51:24,791
BUGS:
Swank pants.
861
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:27,043
And comfortable too.
862
00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:31,547
Plus, liquid hydrogen rocket pockets,
here and here.
863
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,841
Hand stitching,
nuclear-powered crotch pad...
864
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:36,219
[DAFFY SCREAMS]
865
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,137
He'll be down in a moment.
866
00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:43,351
Wakey, wakey, friends.
867
00:51:43,518 --> 00:51:46,437
Time to wreak mayhem
in the cause of evil.
868
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:53,152
Mother, just one last question.
What's the deal with this card?
869
00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:57,198
Well, that is the window
into what lies behind her smile.
870
00:51:57,365 --> 00:51:58,407
ALL:
What?
871
00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:02,537
I'm sorry, our intelligence people
feel a need to code everything in a riddle.
872
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:07,416
They get some kind of perverse pleasure
out of it. I think it's corporate.
873
00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:08,960
ROBOT:
Fool humans.
874
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:11,796
Enh, looks like we got company.
875
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,464
[BARKS]
876
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:14,841
[GROWLS]
877
00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:16,134
Yipes!
878
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,177
Illegal aliens.
879
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:21,597
ROBOT:
Exterminate them.
880
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:25,184
Darn. I knew this day would come.
881
00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:29,063
ROBOT:
Let us exterminate them.
882
00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:31,190
[ALARM BEEPING]
883
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,736
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Emergency shutdown activated.
884
00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,905
Force-barrier seal in 30 seconds.
885
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,574
ROBOT:
Exterminate.
886
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,287
The playing card, please.
887
00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:47,415
I'll take that. Out of my way.
Hero coming through.
888
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,626
ROBOT:
There is no escape.
889
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:57,508
MARVIN:
You pesky fowl!
890
00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:00,011
[MARVIN GROANS]
891
00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:03,514
Yum, yum.
892
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,726
[ROBOT GRUNTING]
893
00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:14,192
Isn't it about time to enjoy a frosty,
cold soda at the concession stand?
894
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,569
ROBOT:
Exterminate!
895
00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:19,614
Get the lead out. Bus is leaving.
896
00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:23,367
Halt or be fricasseed.
897
00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,036
[GUNFIRE]
898
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,793
That was fun.
899
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,587
Looking for this?
900
00:53:37,590 --> 00:53:39,967
Now, what did she mean by a window?
901
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,888
The window into what lies
behind her smile.
902
00:53:45,598 --> 00:53:47,016
That's the Mona Lisa.
903
00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:50,144
- Which is in the Louvre.
- Which is in Paris.
904
00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:53,397
Just how are we supposed to get to Paris?
905
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,815
Like this.
906
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,348
D.J.: It doesn't look like
much of a window to me.
907
00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:29,600
- Maybe the diamond is in the painting.
- Huh?
908
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,603
- All we have to do is steal the Mona Lisa.
- Way ahead of you.
909
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:33,896
No, no, no.
910
00:54:34,063 --> 00:54:36,983
- No, you look, you don't touch, right?
- Yeah.
911
00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:38,985
But I'm already in costume.
912
00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:41,612
- That's a good look for you.
- Do you think so?
913
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,114
Wait a minute.
914
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:54,292
DAFFY:
Aha! It is a window.
915
00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,336
[KATE GASPS]
916
00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:59,213
D.J.: Wow.
KATE: It's an X-ray.
917
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,465
D.J.:
Heh. Sorry.
918
00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:04,093
[D.J. WHISTLES]
919
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:06,595
It's a map of Africa.
Maybe that's where the diamond is.
920
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:08,848
Hold it up. I'll take a picture.
921
00:55:09,015 --> 00:55:11,267
Hey, can I take a picture? Please?
922
00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:14,103
Come on, give me your phone.
I want to take a picture too.
923
00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:16,022
BUGS:
Cheese it, the cops.
924
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,192
He's gone.
925
00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:23,571
So let me take a picture, will you?
I want to take a picture too.
926
00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:26,782
Come on, please? Can I hold the window?
Let me see the window.
927
00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:28,492
I'll take that!
928
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,202
[DAFFY GASPS]
929
00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:33,372
Um, what gives, doc?
We made 35 pictures together.
930
00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:36,625
Well, as it turns out, I'm secretly evil.
931
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:38,336
That's show biz for you.
932
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:42,340
Now make with the card,
so I can please my dark masters.
933
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,425
Yes, sir. Queen of diamonds is your card.
934
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:47,553
Just put it back in the deck,
anywhere is fine. And oopsie-daisy!
935
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:51,057
- Aha! Is this your card?
- No.
936
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:54,185
BUGS: This?
ELMER: No.
937
00:55:55,186 --> 00:55:58,064
- Run. This?
- No.
938
00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,608
I said it's the queen of diamonds,
I tell you.
939
00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:02,443
You mean, like this one?
940
00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:07,740
Think we should go back and help him?
941
00:56:07,907 --> 00:56:11,160
Nah, Elmer never gets Bugs.
It's a formula, but it works.
942
00:56:11,327 --> 00:56:14,372
The great thing about movies,
you always know what will happen.
943
00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:16,165
For instance, if this was a movie...
944
00:56:16,332 --> 00:56:18,876
...you and I'd probably wind up together.
945
00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:23,506
[KATE GRUNTING]
946
00:56:23,672 --> 00:56:25,466
If you don't let go of me, I'll scream...
947
00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:27,718
...but I'm not gonna stop screaming!
948
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:28,928
[KATE SCREAMS]
949
00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:39,355
[DAFFY RASPBERRIES]
950
00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:40,731
[ELMER GRUNTS]
951
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:42,775
[BUGS & DAFFY LAUGH]
952
00:56:44,652 --> 00:56:45,694
[PANTING]
953
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:48,197
Well, this is surreal.
954
00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:52,410
[IN SLOW MOTION]
Stop or I'll fire.
955
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:55,496
Yikes.
956
00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:58,082
[GRUNTS]
957
00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:08,884
[GUNSHOT]
958
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,094
[DAFFY HOOTING]
959
00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:11,929
[GRUNTING]
960
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,139
[SCREAMING]
961
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,475
[LAUGHS]
962
00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:17,685
[SCREAMS]
963
00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:29,697
Hello.
964
00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:31,449
[LAUGHING]
965
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:32,867
Oh, my.
966
00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:35,744
Ladies, please.
967
00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:37,746
[ELMER GRUNTING]
968
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,501
[KATE GRUNTING]
969
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:50,509
D.J.:
Hey!
970
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:52,470
Gendarme!
971
00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:55,556
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
972
00:57:55,723 --> 00:57:57,600
There's a man there. He's got a woman.
973
00:57:57,766 --> 00:58:00,519
She's tied up in a burlap sack.
He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower.
974
00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,481
Ah, it is spring, is it not?
975
00:58:21,457 --> 00:58:23,584
ELMER:
Ooh, I'm gonna blast you.
976
00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:31,967
[SNORING]
977
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:34,261
- Shh.
- Aw, shucks.
978
00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:36,805
[ELMER LAUGHS
THEN BUGS CRIES]
979
00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:38,182
[YELPS]
980
00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:39,391
Ooh.
981
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:44,897
[ELMER LAUGHS]
982
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:53,280
"Pointillism: A technique
of using individual dots of pigment...
983
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:56,367
...which, taken together, make an image."
984
00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:58,285
Oh, crud.
985
00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:03,874
I think when you go to the movies,
you should learn something.
986
00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:06,544
[KATE GRUNTING]
987
00:59:19,515 --> 00:59:22,309
[D.J. SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
988
00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:46,500
Ha, ha. Look at that clown here.
989
00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,003
Now, there's something
you don't see every day.
990
00:59:49,169 --> 00:59:50,212
[BEARS LAUGHING]
991
00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,797
You.
992
00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:53,465
- Huh?
D.J.: Come here.
993
00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,010
BEAR: Wait a minute.
D.J.: I don't want trouble.
994
00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:59,471
- What're you doing?
- I just want your pants!
995
01:00:03,559 --> 01:00:07,855
Heh. That's right. I'm a vicious bird of prey.
996
01:00:13,444 --> 01:00:14,570
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
997
01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:18,365
[GRUNTING]
998
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:30,419
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
999
01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:37,551
[GRUNTS]
1000
01:00:42,014 --> 01:00:43,182
[KATE SCREAMING]
1001
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,102
He's got the camera!
1002
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,029
[KATE GASPING]
1003
01:01:00,032 --> 01:01:01,367
D.J.:
Give the girl back!
1004
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,584
[KATE SCREAMING]
1005
01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:41,156
[GASPS]
1006
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,876
- Enh, what kept you?
- You okay?
1007
01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:54,712
That was great.
1008
01:01:55,254 --> 01:01:56,714
[SIGHS]
1009
01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:01,802
[ARROW THUDS THEN MAN GRUNTS
AND SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
1010
01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:05,514
I'd say it's a perfect day.
Except for the fact that we lost the map.
1011
01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:08,517
- We?
- All right, I'm the jerk who lost the map.
1012
01:02:08,684 --> 01:02:11,854
And I'm the bunny
who saved the card. Voilà.
1013
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,063
[KATE GASPS]
1014
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,606
Nice going, Bugs.
1015
01:02:16,984 --> 01:02:18,152
Africa.
1016
01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:21,113
Chair people, I reveal to you...
1017
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,991
...the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey.
1018
01:02:24,158 --> 01:02:25,200
[LAUGHING]
1019
01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:30,164
All right.
1020
01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:37,004
There's a duck in the middle of the map.
Remove the duck.
1021
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:40,758
Remove the duck! The duck is in the...
1022
01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:42,134
Duck!
1023
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:48,474
Oh.
1024
01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:54,772
Now, we cannot let a boy, girl, duck, and rabbit
thwart our plans for global domination.
1025
01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:57,608
- Wanna bet?
- A wager?
1026
01:02:57,775 --> 01:03:02,237
Five dollars says my son will scuttle
your diabolical plans and save the world.
1027
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,782
You're awfully spunky
for a man in your position.
1028
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:09,453
How do you like that,
Mr. Slap Yourself in Your Own Face?
1029
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:11,622
Give him a good zets
every once in a while.
1030
01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:12,998
My pleasure.
1031
01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:16,001
MAN: Now, I think I'm going to
hedge my bet.
1032
01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:19,046
I'm going to unleash
our most vicious operative.
1033
01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:21,381
[SNARLING]
1034
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:27,805
[BUZZER BUZZING]
1035
01:03:28,472 --> 01:03:33,268
Uh, Mr. Chairman, while we agree
that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious...
1036
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:37,231
...if memory serves, he is also really stupid.
1037
01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:39,942
Really? So are you.
1038
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:43,612
[TAZ SNARLING]
1039
01:03:48,033 --> 01:03:49,451
That's a good boy.
1040
01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:52,246
[BELCHES]
1041
01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:54,706
[BUZZER BUZZES]
1042
01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:57,125
I withdraw my objection.
1043
01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:15,394
BUGS: This would have been
a lot easier underground.
1044
01:04:15,561 --> 01:04:19,940
Come on, it's only another 6,000 cubits
in this here thick direction.
1045
01:04:20,315 --> 01:04:21,942
[KATE GROANS]
1046
01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:23,360
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
1047
01:04:25,821 --> 01:04:29,116
TWEETY: Look, Granny,
it's that nice boy from next door.
1048
01:04:29,283 --> 01:04:31,285
GRANNY:
Little Damian.
1049
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:34,079
How funny seeing you here, dear.
1050
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,039
Hi, Granny.
1051
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:38,625
Would you and your little friends
like a lift?
1052
01:04:39,293 --> 01:04:40,711
Giddyup, Dumbo.
1053
01:04:42,004 --> 01:04:45,841
Sure was a lucky coincidence
you showing up just now.
1054
01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,968
Yes, wasn't it?
1055
01:04:53,599 --> 01:04:54,975
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
1056
01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:03,233
[BIRDS TWEETING]
1057
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,322
I've discovered my roots.
1058
01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:10,991
I've discovered my lunch. Heh, heh.
1059
01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:12,200
[TWEETING]
1060
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,330
Ow, ow, ow!
1061
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,040
Cry freedom!
1062
01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:32,095
DAFFY:
What a fantastic view.
1063
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:33,722
BUGS:
Unless you're in the audience...
1064
01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:37,851
...in which case you've been staring
at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds.
1065
01:05:40,312 --> 01:05:42,189
My destiny awaits.
1066
01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:49,488
I guess this is our stop.
1067
01:05:49,655 --> 01:05:52,616
Enjoy the rest of your adventure, children.
1068
01:06:19,518 --> 01:06:24,064
This is the Blue Monkey?
This dime-store bauble?
1069
01:06:24,231 --> 01:06:27,567
- I've been rooked. Shafted by the gods.
- That shouldn't happen. Nice going, Daffy.
1070
01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:30,862
I demand recompense.
I want my diamond.
1071
01:06:31,071 --> 01:06:33,657
Where is my humongous rock?
1072
01:06:36,368 --> 01:06:38,370
Huh. Pressed duck.
1073
01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:40,372
[D.J. GRUNTING]
1074
01:06:46,795 --> 01:06:49,006
KATE: Hey.
DAFFY: Unh.
1075
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,882
- This looks like a puzzle piece.
- What?
1076
01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:54,011
KATE:
Wait a minute.
1077
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,315
[KATE GASPS]
1078
01:07:08,442 --> 01:07:10,110
Yipe!
1079
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,159
Are we rich yet?
1080
01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:19,619
Kate. Any time now.
1081
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:55,238
[DAFFY GASPS]
1082
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:58,658
I'm rich. I'm affluent.
My liquidity is assured.
1083
01:07:58,825 --> 01:07:59,868
[LAUGHS]
1084
01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:03,663
Daffy, get back here. Don't touch that!
1085
01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:05,624
Let go! Don't you dare!
1086
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:08,335
- The rock is mine. So close.
- You mind?
1087
01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:11,713
Yes, I mind. I'm the hero.
I should get the treasure.
1088
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:14,508
The girl too, but we'll discuss that later.
1089
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:21,264
Careful.
Careful with my diamond. Easy, now.
1090
01:08:29,356 --> 01:08:32,234
Dad, this is for you.
1091
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:36,154
[GIBBERING]
1092
01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:42,828
Why, D.J., why you? Why wasn't it me?
1093
01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:45,580
Just academic curiosity, you understand.
1094
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:48,333
Well, gotta go. Bank closes at 5.
1095
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:51,878
- Come on, Daffy, change him back.
- All right.
1096
01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:54,172
Buddy pictures.
1097
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,970
- D.J., pal, you're okay.
- Yeah.
1098
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,014
Give me that.
1099
01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:05,976
- I liked you better as a monkey.
- Thanks.
1100
01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:09,187
That is so sweet.
1101
01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:12,774
Now if you could just
hand over the diamond.
1102
01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:18,446
Immediately!
1103
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:21,032
TWEETY:
My turn.
1104
01:09:21,616 --> 01:09:23,201
[SNARLING]
1105
01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,373
[PASSES GAS]
1106
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:29,583
Pardon.
1107
01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:34,212
MAN: I've come for the diamond.
- I knew it was you.
1108
01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:37,966
Oh, you knew it was me, did you?
You're wrong. Because I'm not me.
1109
01:09:38,133 --> 01:09:39,718
I'm actually...
1110
01:09:40,886 --> 01:09:43,096
I can't. I can't reach over the hat.
1111
01:09:43,263 --> 01:09:46,183
I'd rehearse back at ACME,
but I never wore the hat.
1112
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:49,186
And now the hat is throwing me off.
Would you...
1113
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:52,314
Thank you very much. Now, I'm actually...
1114
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,276
Your father.
1115
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:59,154
- Dad.
- Saw that one coming.
1116
01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:01,156
Look into your heart, D.J.
1117
01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:05,327
- You know it's true.
- No, it can't be true.
1118
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,120
You're right, it isn't.
1119
01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:11,124
Let's do some drills.
1120
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,793
This doesn't make a lick of sense.
1121
01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:18,131
Ha, ha. Well, who's laughing now?
1122
01:10:19,341 --> 01:10:22,969
Well, apparently, no one.
Anyway, give me the Monkey!
1123
01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:24,763
No, forget that, man. You're evil.
1124
01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:26,306
[GASPS]
1125
01:10:26,473 --> 01:10:28,308
Thank you, but...
1126
01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:32,896
Anyway, Mr. Smith,
let's show this muscle-bound beefcake...
1127
01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:35,482
...who I have sometimes been mistaken for...
1128
01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:38,109
...what it's like to live in the real world.
1129
01:10:38,276 --> 01:10:39,319
[TAZ SNARLING]
1130
01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:45,617
Have you ever been disintegrated in one
place and then reassembled in another?
1131
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,202
Fire away.
1132
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,335
DAFFY:
Oh, no, you don't!
1133
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:03,510
[SNARLING]
1134
01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:09,391
Ooh.
1135
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:13,770
[SNARLING]
1136
01:11:17,983 --> 01:11:19,192
[MAN LAUGHING]
1137
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:28,201
I thought they fixed that glitch.
1138
01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:31,371
Mr. Smith is fired!
1139
01:11:31,538 --> 01:11:33,957
I have to do everything myself
around here.
1140
01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:39,754
- Ah, good.
- You...
1141
01:11:42,173 --> 01:11:43,758
[GRUNTING]
1142
01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:48,054
Henchmen.
1143
01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:49,347
Dad.
1144
01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,683
So this is the remote that works.
1145
01:11:51,850 --> 01:11:56,187
Now, this, my friend,
is the ACME Train of Death...
1146
01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:58,648
...which is not good news for your father.
1147
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,191
Don't worry about me, son.
1148
01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:02,652
I've gotten out of worse scrapes
than this one.
1149
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,572
You see, if the Train of Death
doesn't kill him...
1150
01:12:05,739 --> 01:12:08,074
...then those crates of TNT will.
1151
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,744
Not to mention
the 2-ton anvil hanging over his head.
1152
01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:13,997
And, oh, look.
There's the Pendulum of Doom.
1153
01:12:14,164 --> 01:12:17,042
What's the Pendulum of Doom
doing there? I did not order it.
1154
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:19,627
It's overkill. Get rid of it.
1155
01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:25,175
Now, if you want to
keep your family "together"...
1156
01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:28,803
...I would hand over the Blue Monkey now.
1157
01:12:29,387 --> 01:12:32,974
Don't worry, son. I'm fine.
1158
01:12:38,063 --> 01:12:41,358
- You're a sick man, you know that?
- Get used to it.
1159
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:44,361
Excuse me? What about my father?
1160
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:45,653
Oh, heh.
1161
01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:49,407
- He's waiting for a train.
- What? You...
1162
01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:50,950
Where's Marvin the Martian?
1163
01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:55,663
Ah. All right, here is the Blue Monkey.
Go put it on the satellite. Go!
1164
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,584
Oh, no, you don't, eight ball.
1165
01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:18,269
Ha. You'd never catch that rabbit
being this heroic.
1166
01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:23,024
- Enh, what's up, doc?
- You're despicable.
1167
01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:31,616
[ENGINE REVVING]
1168
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,412
[BRAKES SCREECH]
1169
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:36,913
[HORN HONKING]
1170
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,591
Vandals.
1171
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:56,766
Your friends' efforts will prove to be futile.
1172
01:13:56,933 --> 01:14:00,812
You see, here is the Blue Monkey,
here is the ACME satellite.
1173
01:14:00,979 --> 01:14:04,649
When the Blue Monkey
is finally docked in the satellite...
1174
01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:08,319
...I will transmit a beam around the world...
1175
01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:11,948
...which will transform
everyone but me into monkeys.
1176
01:14:12,574 --> 01:14:14,492
Now take them away!
1177
01:14:15,034 --> 01:14:16,744
Don't you think that'll get lonely...
1178
01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:20,999
...Mr. All My Friends Swing from Trees
and Pick Fleas Out of Their Furry Butts?
1179
01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:25,336
Lonely? I suppose I could use
a little human companionship.
1180
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:27,213
Thanks a lot.
1181
01:14:27,714 --> 01:14:29,757
I've seen you notice me.
1182
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:32,051
- I know I'm hot.
- Ew.
1183
01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:36,222
But I prefer someone
with a little more oomph.
1184
01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:39,267
I prefer Mary!
1185
01:14:39,434 --> 01:14:40,477
[GASPS]
1186
01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:45,106
MAN:
Hello, Mary.
1187
01:14:45,273 --> 01:14:46,733
We're a cute couple, don't you think?
1188
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:50,612
Now take those future simians away
and lower the Monkey shield.
1189
01:14:58,661 --> 01:14:59,871
[GROANS]
1190
01:15:00,038 --> 01:15:01,289
[HORN HONKS]
1191
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:11,090
Earthlings have the worst
sense of direction. Aah!
1192
01:15:12,342 --> 01:15:15,887
What do you know, he fell for it.
I guess I owe you 5 bucks.
1193
01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:35,448
DAFFY:
Uh, did you order satellite?
1194
01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:37,450
Enh, I don't even have cable.
1195
01:15:42,914 --> 01:15:44,541
[D.J. GRUNTING]
1196
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:50,380
You know, when I fired that duck...
1197
01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:52,423
...I never would have seen this coming.
1198
01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:54,551
D.J.:
Gotta be a way out of this.
1199
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:58,179
DAMIAN: You can get out of this, son.
You've just got to set your mind to it.
1200
01:15:58,346 --> 01:16:01,307
Besides, I'm hearing my dad's voice
in my head.
1201
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:04,561
Actually, I'm down here, son.
1202
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:11,192
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1203
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:14,237
D.J.:
Hold on, Dad, I'll be right there!
1204
01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:19,826
That was too easy.
1205
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:26,207
[KATE GASPS]
1206
01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:31,963
What was that noise, son?
1207
01:16:34,007 --> 01:16:38,553
- You know how I always wanted a dog?
- Yeah?
1208
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:39,762
I just got one.
1209
01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:43,016
[BARKING]
1210
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:56,112
KATE:
Wait. Maybe he wants to play fetch.
1211
01:16:56,779 --> 01:17:00,617
- Nice mechanical doggy.
- Good dog. Want to play?
1212
01:17:01,326 --> 01:17:04,203
Good boy. Fetch!
1213
01:17:12,629 --> 01:17:13,838
[LAUGHS]
1214
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,301
It looks to be
a deadly mission requiring strength...
1215
01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:20,428
...cunning and nerves of steel.
1216
01:17:20,595 --> 01:17:23,389
So good luck, Bugsy,
I'll keep the engine running.
1217
01:17:25,767 --> 01:17:26,851
You tricked me!
1218
01:17:27,018 --> 01:17:28,519
Enh, what's up, Darth?
1219
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:31,939
MARVIN: Now I must incapacitate you
with my bubble gun.
1220
01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:33,900
Ain't that cute?
1221
01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:39,030
Of course you realize this means war.
1222
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:50,500
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
1223
01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:54,379
Uh, you go that way. I'm gonna go this way.
1224
01:17:56,798 --> 01:17:58,466
[D.J. GRUNTING]
1225
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:03,012
[DOG BARKING]
1226
01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:08,810
[D.J. YELLING]
1227
01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:11,270
Bad dog! Sit!
1228
01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,940
DAMIAN: Don't want to put you
under any added pressure...
1229
01:18:14,107 --> 01:18:17,360
...but judging by the vibrations
of these train tracks, I've got about...
1230
01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:19,570
...one minute and 42 seconds left.
1231
01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:21,572
Down! Put him down.
1232
01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:23,491
[D.J. SCREAMS]
1233
01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:34,001
What am I gonna do?
What would Damian Drake do?
1234
01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:35,920
What would Duck Dodgers do?
1235
01:18:36,087 --> 01:18:38,297
Wait a minute. I am Duck Dodgers!
1236
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:41,342
Yes, I'm going to be the hero
of this picture!
1237
01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:43,761
Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
1238
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:49,308
Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
1239
01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:52,520
Duck Dodgers.
1240
01:18:54,564 --> 01:18:55,690
Duck...
1241
01:18:58,151 --> 01:19:02,864
Aha! It's you-know-who to the rescue!
It helps if you don't say the name.
1242
01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,367
[KATE SCREAMING]
1243
01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:08,745
[DOG SNARLING]
1244
01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:09,954
KATE:
Bad dog!
1245
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:42,487
[GASPS]
1246
01:19:51,204 --> 01:19:52,246
[WHIMPERING]
1247
01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:09,430
MARVIN: Disgusting Earth rodent.
Now to neutralize that duck.
1248
01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:18,397
DAFFY:
Oh, this can't be good.
1249
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:26,989
Now the diamond will bathe the Earth
in a monkey-transforming glow.
1250
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:31,327
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
1251
01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:34,747
...six, five, four...
1252
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:37,708
...three, two, one.
1253
01:20:39,627 --> 01:20:42,088
MARVIN: Thwarting evil
makes me so angry.
1254
01:20:42,255 --> 01:20:43,840
[MARVIN SCREAMS]
1255
01:20:47,468 --> 01:20:49,720
Well, that takes care of that. Yipe!
1256
01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:02,650
[SCREAMING]
1257
01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:05,736
Enh, thanks, Daff.
1258
01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:10,283
Darn dark side!
1259
01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:13,911
Are you all monkeys yet?
1260
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:16,789
Uh-oh.
1261
01:21:23,713 --> 01:21:25,047
[GIBBERING]
1262
01:21:26,841 --> 01:21:28,426
[SOBBING]
1263
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:33,681
Checkmate, Mr. Chairman.
You're going down.
1264
01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:39,145
DAFFY: Say it.
Just a little "You're my hero"?
1265
01:21:39,312 --> 01:21:41,147
BUGS: Nope, sorry.
DAFFY: Bugs, say it, come on.
1266
01:21:41,314 --> 01:21:43,566
BUGS: Uh-uh. Not interested.
DAFFY: No one will ever know.
1267
01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:44,859
BUGS:
Nope.
1268
01:21:47,737 --> 01:21:49,989
I'm really proud of you, D.J.
1269
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,533
I knew I could count on you.
1270
01:21:53,743 --> 01:21:54,952
Yes.
1271
01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,456
Dad, I think we should move.
1272
01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:03,669
- What was wrong with Beverly Hills?
- I meant from this spot.
1273
01:22:03,836 --> 01:22:05,421
[SPACESHIP SPUTTERING]
1274
01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,548
[ALL SCREAMING]
1275
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:16,515
[GIBBERS]
1276
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:26,067
- I think we scratched it.
- Don't worry, it's a rental.
1277
01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:28,361
You guys, you pulled it off!
1278
01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:31,113
- You pulled it off, all right.
- Give me that.
1279
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,657
Way to go, Daffy-
1280
01:22:32,823 --> 01:22:35,159
You didn't do so bad yourself, stunt boy.
1281
01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:36,619
To set the record straight...
1282
01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:40,456
...all credit for saving the human race
goes to Daffy.
1283
01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:41,832
Exactly.
1284
01:22:41,999 --> 01:22:44,669
Oh, no, you don't, buster. You're the hero.
1285
01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,587
- You're the hero.
- You're the...
1286
01:22:46,754 --> 01:22:51,008
Wait a minute. Pronoun trouble.
I'm the hero.
1287
01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:52,635
I'm the hero, all right.
1288
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:55,012
Are you gonna introduce us, D.J.?
1289
01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:58,265
- Dad, this is Kate. Kate, this is--
- Damian Drake.
1290
01:22:58,432 --> 01:23:03,396
I'm a really big fan of your son.
1291
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:06,941
Well, Daff, you achieved your goal
of being a hero.
1292
01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:09,527
Yep, but you didn't achieve your goal...
1293
01:23:09,694 --> 01:23:13,322
...of getting me back in your stupid movie.
Aha!
1294
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:16,200
MAN 1: Cut. Print. That's a wrap.
MAN 2: That's it, guys.
1295
01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:18,911
Remind me to get a new agent, will you?
1296
01:23:19,078 --> 01:23:20,329
Thanks.
1297
01:23:20,997 --> 01:23:23,582
Wait a minute. Maybe we are a team.
1298
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:27,336
Bugs and Daffy. No, Daffy and Bugs.
What do you think?
1299
01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:28,921
[CHATTERING]
1300
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:34,176
Excuse me, do you remember me?
1301
01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:37,513
I, uh, threatened your manliness,
and you got me fired?
1302
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:39,807
Oh, I know you.
1303
01:23:39,974 --> 01:23:41,350
Do I know him?
1304
01:23:41,726 --> 01:23:45,271
You must be someone that I got fired.
See, I get a lot of people fired. Ha, ha.
1305
01:23:47,148 --> 01:23:49,692
- You be good now.
- So like I said...
1306
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:55,489
MAN: Not again. He's down again.
Are you okay?
1307
01:23:55,698 --> 01:23:57,825
D.J.: Come on.
MAN: He said he can do stunts.
1308
01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,452
Bugs is here. Gotta go.
1309
01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:00,953
Daffy, you're right.
1310
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,247
- The usual place, Mr. Bunny?
- Very good.
1311
01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:07,251
From now on, you and I are going to be
equal partners in this thing.
1312
01:24:07,418 --> 01:24:09,503
No more second banana for you.
1313
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:12,840
Thanks, pal. I really appreciate this.
1314
01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:15,426
At last my star is rising.
1315
01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:18,554
All my hopes and aspirations... Whoops.
1316
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:22,683
[LAUGHS]
1317
01:24:22,850 --> 01:24:25,936
What do you know?
My luck is changing already.
1318
01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:31,692
[STAMMERING]
1319
01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:36,822
MAN:
Good night, Porky. See you tomorrow.
1320
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:38,908
Uh, go home, folks.
1321
01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:35,949
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