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Dear Lord,
we pray that we may win this game today.
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We ask that you give us
the strength and the courage
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to win our second straight,
state championship
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We ask, Lord, that nobody on
our side is seriously injured.
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We know in our hearts, Lord,
that we are the best team
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We ask that you allow
us to win this game.
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The Lord wants you to put your foot
on their balls and believe in it,
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because that's what
wins football games.
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Not Jumping off sides like
a bunch of wimps and faggots.
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All right, lift your heads, boys.
Prayers are over.
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I talked to God.
I'm through talking to God.
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Now I'm talking to you.
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You're gonna be out there in front
of your families, student body.
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Every girl you ever had a hard-on
for is gonna be out there today,
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but you will not be going to
no sock hop tonight, boys,
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you will not get no honey
on your stinger tonight,
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if you go out there
and bust your ass.
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'Cause this is it.
This is the big one.
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I want you to taste it
I want you to smell it, son.
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There's winners
and there's nothing else.
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I don't give a shit what those
pinkos over in Russia say.
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You want to be a loser,
you go live in Russia.
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I'm not a loser,
I'm a winner.
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I'm an American.
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Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to
go out there and grab a root and hang on?
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Who wants to get a mean-on?
Get a mean-on, son.
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Let me see you
get a mean-on, son.
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Now who wants it?
I want to know.
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Yeah!
Who wants this.
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Who wants to get a mean-on right now?
I!
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Who wants this?
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I want it! I want it! I want it!
I want it! Good job, man.
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The pride of Ashcroft High,
Johnny Walker.
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My God, we're playing
football now. Yes, sir.
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Coach, since it's the last
game of the season,
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maybe I could get in
for a couple of minutes?
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You want to play?
Yes, please.
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No, you don't.
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Hut! Hut!
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That's the completion of Walker's 40th
TD pass this season! A new state record.
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Wide! Wide set!
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Gash, give them
the punt sign, will you.
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Walker! Kick the ball!
Kick it!
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Another record for Walker.
You see that?
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Five second hang time?
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And with that completed pass,
Walker has set another National record.
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Record for the most amount
of yardage in a year.
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1:35, Gibson's out of his car
and into the stadium.
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Excuse me. Shove over,
will you? Coach.
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That offer still stands.
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My answer's still no.
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You wait for us for the signals.
We're calling the plays here, Walker.
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If the score's 52-0.
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What can we to get Gash in the game?
I got it. Let's lose five.
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Hike!
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Push it in, I want another
score! Let's go! Let's go!
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He's going down!
Oh, it's the leg! He's down!
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What's he doing?
What's Walker doing?
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Uh-oh, I think
I broke my dick.
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Oh, no, not his George.
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Walker's down. Walker's down. Gash!
Gash? Get me Gash! Where's Gash?
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What's up? Get in the game, Gash.
Put it in the endzone.
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What's the matter, son?
I broken my dick, coach.
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All right, rub some dirt
on it and get back in there.
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I broke it,
I'm telling you.
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You go left.
You go right. I'll run.
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Oh, Gash! Gash!
Throw your naval on the ground, will you?
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Hey, Juicy.
Hi, Johnny.
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Would you mind taking off your underpants
real quick and standing over there?
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Sure. Anything for you.
Thank you.
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2:35. Cheerleader taking her yellow
panties off. Thank you. Over and out.
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Hey, guys, Juicy Dorfman
isn't wearing any underpants.
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So...
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Left 46 on the first sound.
Ready?
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Break!
Break!
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Oh, I see. That girl's not
wearing any underwear.
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What? Which one?
Hey, check it out.
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Oh, wrong.
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I see the hole!
I see the hole! I see...
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Ashcroft High has just won their second
consecutive state football championship.
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Congratulations to
coach Wayne HISLER.
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And especially to everyone's High
School All American, Johnny Walker.
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Hello?
Hey, Johnny.
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Glad I could get to you,
This is Howard Cosell.
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You were just tremendous
out there today.
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I've never seen a better performance
at the High School level.
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You should go to the
best Ivy League school
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by the name of Yale University
in my opinion young man.
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Have you thought
about such a thing?
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Is this really you,
Howard? Howard?
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Who is this. Yeah?
This is Howard Cosell.
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Does anybody in America
like you? Huh?
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Sorry...
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My boys, my boys. All right. It was worth
the victory, huh? Its worth the victory.
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Johnny, Johnny, listen to me, man.
Sign with me, I will make you a star.
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Now, ignore all these other guys, man,
they're a bunch of athletic pimps.
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Trust me, athletic pimps.
Look at the way they're dressed, man.
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Write your own ticket,
I'll give you anything you want.
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Spring Break, huh,
in Puerto Rico?
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Johnny, just tell me what you want
and I'll get it. What'd you like?
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Do you like girls?
I like your head.
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You got it. You got it. What else?
Ice cream? Cultural pursuits?
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I can offer you a TV every
single Saturday TV. TV.
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I got what you want,
I got what you need.
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You keep running our style of offense,
boy, you can start right away. Right away.
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You can go to U and play
football, right boy?
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Hold on. Smurf. Smurf.
Smurf patrol.
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Thank you. Watch my feet, watch the toes.
Okay. Don't I know your mom?
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What's it like binking
with 12 year olds?
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Georgia... What?
Say that again?
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What's it like binking
with 12 year olds?
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Let me tell you something.
These girls are going to be beautiful,
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grown women in about two minutes.
You shouldn't let me stay that long.
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Freeze! Move away
from daughter, Walke.
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Don't tell me he's still pissed off
Because I brought you home a day late.
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Don't tell me that.
Is that what happened?
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No.
Huh?
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Johnny.
What? What was it?
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It was the hickey.
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You can't really
cover those up at all.
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What?
Let's give him one.
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Get your mouth off her, Walker.
Let's go, Georgia. Now!
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I'll see you later.
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Very good.
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Thank you. I can't say
anything but thank you.
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I'm sorry, I can't talk now. I've to go.
Watch the jacket. We'll talk later, okay?
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Do you think these recruiters
would you this much if...
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they knew you were
afraid of the dark?
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What? I'm not
afraid of the dark.
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Come on, it's okay.
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I'm not going to spill the beans
that you sleep with a nightlight.
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I don't need a nightlight.
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Come on. Yes you do. It's okay.
You're a punk. Accept it.
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All right.
I accept it. So what?
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Hit me again.
Right here.
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I feel good now.
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Leo, it's time you and me
moved up to the big time, pal.
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The big time scholarships.
UCC.
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The big time contacts.
Big deal. So you cheat.
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Did I tell you about Coach Hisler's wife?
She has a set of Chihuahua's...
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♪...And someone sneaking
around the corner
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♪ Could that someone be
Mack the Knife?
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♪ There's a tug boat down
by the river, don't you know,
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♪ Where a cement bag's
just drooping on down ♪
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You're getting really good,
Wayne, I Just love your singing.
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Thank you, baby.
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You know, I was reading
at the market today
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that we all come
from another world.
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And we choose in that world who
we want to be in this world.
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And we're all connected by
a common, cosmic thread.
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That's right, hon. That's true.
What time you going to work?
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After I make dinner
for you and clean up.
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Do you realize that we're living
nine lives simultaneously?
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Of course.
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Listen, sweet cake.
Yes?
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On your way back from work, would you,
pick up a yellow suit from the cleaners?
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Okay. No problem.
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It's near that bakery that makes that
black monde bread that you love so much.
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Hello. Coach Hisler's house?
Is he in?
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I think so.
May I?
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Oh, sure. Just follow
the sound of the music.
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Thank you.
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♪ Look out to
Miss Lotte Lenya
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♪ And old Lucy Brown...
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Chancellor, how are you?
Good to see you again, sir.
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How about that game, huh?
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Nice. Walker was
everything you said he was.
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What do I do to
get him to Piermont?
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I just want you to sit down
and relax enjoy my home.
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You're going to have dinner
with us, aren't you?
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I don't think we have enough
salmon patties, Wayne.
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What the hey.
Breakout the fish sticks, honey.
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Oh, okay.
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Darling?
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Some of that
sparkling fruit wine.
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Have a seat, please,
Chancellor.
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Look, Coach, I didn't get to become President
of Piermont University by mincing words.
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My backers are getting impatient.
The want success this year. They want to win.
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I want Walker.
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I'm the key to Walker,
obviously
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Obviously you are.
What is it you want? Name your price.
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I want to be the new head
coach at Piermont University.
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Is that all?
No, I want a five year no cut contract.
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Weekly television show,
membership in the country club, et cetera.
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All the usual perks.
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The main thing is that Walker is
going to go where I tell him to go.
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Or he's not going anywhere.
That's a fact.
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You can guarantee that?
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The kid loves me.
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You know it's...
I'm like a father to him, really.
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Hisler's such an asshole.
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Johnny, I've been having all
these twisted visions lately.
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So lay one on me.
Well...
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I was thinking about
developing, like,
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a deep personal relationship with a
psychiatrist. You know, a very tight...
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Then one day when he is complimenting me
on all the headway progress I am making
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in the area of my obsessive
fear of torque wrenches,
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just cut him of in the middle
of his sentence and say,
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"Why am I angry
at you today?"
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He gets all traumatic on me.
He goes,
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"I think that it stands, well, it stands
for nothing, that, it's a trick question."
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I take his PhD
off the wall
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and beat him about the head and
shoulders with it for about an hour
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and then I whisper
softly in his ear,
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"I'd like to pay for my next
twenty visits in advance."
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Johnny, be all
that you can be.
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For $81.50
a month after taxes?
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Exactly.
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No, I don't think so.
Thank you though.
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Notre Dame, my son.
Father, how you doing?
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Father, aren't you going to be
late for mass or something?
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Oh, you're right.
I'm sorry.
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Alabama is the one.
Alabama's where you should be.
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Penn State is always in the top ten.
We kicked Alabama's butt last year.
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That was one game.
It's breezy at Penn State.
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I think it's a normal climate. Normal!
Normal if you're a seal or an Eskimo.
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It's good to see
the seasons change.
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Leo, my school has
a buddy system.
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Johnny goes there, all his buddies
get to go there too. First class.
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Boy buddies,
girl buddies, everybody.
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I'm ready for college
and corruption.
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My school doesn't do that Leo.
Just exists in your imagination.
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Well, I have a grand
imagination.
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How about ten grand?
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Leo, more chicken?
I'll just get the rest to go.
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Right.
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Anything, Johnny. Anything.
I love you. Let's set a time.
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I'm free tonight.
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00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,858
I can't believe the bald guy is still here.
Uh-huh.
230
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,527
It's crazy out there.
231
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,762
Well, it's crazy in here too.
There you go.
232
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:49,434
But I like it, though.
My lures are selling like hot cakes.
233
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,436
Especially like my
wall-eyed gibbler.
234
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,472
God, it's original, huh?
235
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,743
Oh, honey, I'm proud of you. I really am.
You've worked hard for this for a long time.
236
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,380
Thank you, Mom.
You know I couldn't have done it without you.
237
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,083
Yeah.
I'm glad you know it's true.
238
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,185
That's why one day very soon
I'm gonna work hard enough,
239
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,954
you're not gonna
have to work again.
240
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:13,224
I don't mind working, Johnny.
It's a decent way to make a living.
241
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,361
Well, I know you don't mind.
That's why I do.
242
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,230
Where's Georgia today?
243
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,033
Yeah, where is she?
244
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,835
She's grounded.
Why?
245
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,604
For knowing me.
246
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,474
Yes, I can understand that.
247
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:33,444
You're really popping off, Ma, huh,
you ready for a pea in the head, Mom?
248
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,080
Will you stop? No, wait now, don't you...
You want another one?
249
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,951
Here it is. Oh,
he's eating it live.
250
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,990
All right. That's it, that's it.
No dessert. So what can I do?
251
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,992
So, Ray, what did you
think of the game?
252
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,161
You looked goofy.
253
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,865
Looked what?
Goofy.
254
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,833
You didn't look in the mirror
today. You know why?
255
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,102
You don't have any teeth.
So when you get some front teeth,
256
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,537
then you can tell me
how goofy I look.
257
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,872
Until that
moment comes along,
258
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:04,809
you can't say anything. Okay?
Okay? Can you hear me?
259
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,478
Say, I hear you, Johnny.
I hear you, Johnnie.
260
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,514
Say, I hear you, big brother.
I hear you big brother.
261
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,150
Say you are my man.
You are my man.
262
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,653
No. She just ate now...
263
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,422
But much more importantly,
what about Leo's first touchdown ever?
264
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,624
You looked good today.
265
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,426
Thank you, once I got the
right direction going, right?
266
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,997
Why don't you ever
eat at your house, Leo?
267
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:31,302
Why? Well I think it's basically
because my parents hate me.
268
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:35,940
And they've accused me of carrying an
ammonia filled tentacle around with me.
269
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,975
Which of course I do not!
270
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,545
What is this,
the funny farm?
271
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,482
I can understand
why they hate.
272
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:51,055
Johnny, my boy, you know, listen.
You've got to get organized, you know.
273
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:56,427
Now you've had calls from Michigan,
UCC, Piermont and Ol' Tex,
274
00:19:56,462 --> 00:20:00,331
LSU and Kansas and Cornell.
275
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,733
What do you think, Mom?
Do I call these people back?
276
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:08,539
Well, superstar. You can start by clearing
the table and helping me with the dishes.
277
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,344
That's a little reality break from mom there,
huh? Isn't that nice.
278
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,545
Well,
you're home now, son.
279
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,080
Thank you, Gramp.
280
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,453
This will catch every single monk fish,
if you had to.
281
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:36,327
Your family is really nice.
Your mom's a terrible cook.
282
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,164
Thank you.
Where we going now?
283
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,332
Georgia's.
284
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,501
Really? I thought
she was grounded.
285
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,136
I'm un-grounding her.
286
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,214
Freeze, boy!
287
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,721
See, it's got to
be a Rottweiler.
288
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,224
No mistaking this.
That's no Chihuahua.
289
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,730
I thought a person paid to you.
This could be embarrassing.
290
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,365
Yeah, well,
she digs me.
291
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,836
Her father's the one who I have problems
with. Well, she'll come around.
292
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:24,642
Mrs. Elkans. Good evening.
Um, is Georgia home?
293
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,612
Yes. And that is where
she's going to stay.
294
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,016
Hmm.
295
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:35,386
I just felt the love beam.
She loves me.
296
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,596
Freeze, dirtbags.
297
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:48,866
I don't want you sniffing
around my daughter, Walker.
298
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:52,370
What's shaking, Chief?
Chief, how the hell's patrol?
299
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,072
You're in big
trouble, Walker.
300
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,541
Chief, you can't keep me
away from your daughter.
301
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,844
I'm gonna keep you
away from her forever.
302
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,712
How you going
to do that, Chief?
303
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,081
We're going to settle this
thing once and for all.
304
00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:06,217
I can't just beat
the shit out of you.
305
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:09,854
So we're going to have us a little game
of football. And I'm going to hurt you.
306
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,423
I'm going to play with
these two men right here.
307
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,291
These men right here?
308
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,761
Okay, hold on.
Let me get a head count for a second.
309
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:21,065
You got one, two, three, four.
Oh, that's a little unfair, isn't it, Chief?
310
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,267
Well, then,
you can play with the big cheese.
311
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,535
Oh, no, I like it.
312
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:28,005
Chief, one last thing.
Once we kick your butt, Georgia's mine.
313
00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:30,975
Well, then,
just to make it fair,
314
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,577
you're have to play with one
hand behind your back.
315
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,414
Isn't that cute?
316
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:39,383
Chief, you don't play
with one hand, do you?
317
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:46,690
Let's bless the ball.
A little pooper for the troopers.
318
00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,704
Rotten little pissants!
319
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,741
Go! Go, John!
320
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,242
Go, Johnny, go!
321
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,747
Cheerleaders?
Cheerleaders?
322
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,119
I got it! I got it.
Oh, no!
323
00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:52,189
Nice catch, trooper.
324
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:01,899
Get them out of here.
Oh, my God!
325
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,205
Hey, fat man.
Get out of here.
326
00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,840
I'm out of here.
327
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:16,914
I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
328
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,651
Hey, look at him go.
Look at the Chief... Uh, wait a second.
329
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:24,188
That's a $20 a game ball.
Let's get him.
330
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,867
♪ It started last weekend
331
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,706
10:38. This movie is shit.
332
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:47,545
♪ Girl, I saw your
beaver flash
333
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:51,315
♪ I'll never be the same
334
00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:02,459
♪ You gave me a soul kiss
335
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,964
♪ Oh, it sure was grand
336
00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:13,938
Johnny, now that I'm homeless,
what do you plan to do with me?
337
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:18,275
I'm going to love you.
And I'm going to marry you.
338
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,447
That should take care
of about 60 years.
339
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,785
Is that a threat
or a promise?
340
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,920
That's a threat.
341
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,057
I'm getting old though.
342
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,627
Yeah, real old.
I'm serious.
343
00:26:36,662 --> 00:26:39,730
Next thing you know
I'll be on the beach
344
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:44,802
with a big belly,
sporting bikini underwear, just walking.
345
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,839
Then comes the gray hair.
346
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,977
Then comes the ear hair
coming out of my ears.
347
00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:57,147
Then come white hair.
Then comes no hair. Then comes no teeth.
348
00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:01,785
Then boom,
you are 70-years-old or 80.
349
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:03,921
Nature.
350
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,091
I'll be there.
351
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,138
You kids having
a good time?
352
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:29,880
Hi, John, Johnny Ball Game. All right.
Now I don't mean to interrupt you,
353
00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:31,982
I just want you
to know, Johnny,
354
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:34,952
there's a lot of phony hype
with all these schools.
355
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:38,889
Now I know you better than you know yourself.
And right now,
356
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,792
the best situation
for you is Piermont.
357
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,828
Oh, yeah, coach?
Really.
358
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:47,231
Can I tell them you'll come
down for a visit this weekend?
359
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,432
Coach?
360
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:55,673
Coach, you'd be my horse, if you never
even ran a race. Okay? I'll be there.
361
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:59,009
Johnny Ball Game.
362
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,944
I'll have them send
you a plane ticket.
363
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,815
You know I've always
been fond of you, kid.
364
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:08,619
Thank you, coach I'm, I'm fond of...
your Pacer.
365
00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:10,788
Thank you.
I'm most fond of that.
366
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:11,855
Hey!
Yellow.
367
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,157
You can have
one of these someday.
368
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,591
Don't tease me, Coach.
369
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,167
That's the last damn school
I'd ever visit in my life.
370
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,769
Johnny, why are you visiting
all these schools?
371
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:33,444
I thought we planned to
go to state. To be together.
372
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:37,781
I can't just ignore the opportunity to
go see schools, to see the country.
373
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:43,887
You wouldn't want that.
Uh-huh.
374
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:48,358
Come here. You get that look on your face.
Let me get a kiss, please.
375
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:51,428
Like, get
a Georgia fish kiss.
376
00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,897
Come get it.
377
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:59,403
Come get it? I will.
378
00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:26,697
This is the way to travel, ain't it, soldier?
Well, you see the country,
379
00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:31,301
first class bucket seats.
The price is right, too, huh?
380
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:37,207
What are you?
A private?
381
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:41,078
Hey, I'm trying to eat.
Do you mind? Hey...
382
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,447
This is a family bus.
Hey, slim!
383
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,083
Hey, I am trying to eat.
Hey, slim.
384
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,852
Hey, knock it off,
will ya?
385
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,033
I wonder if that's
the Ol' Tex plane.
386
00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:06,303
Have you seen a lot of commercial
airlines that look like a horny toad?
387
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:07,337
No.
388
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,350
Get off that.
No, please.
389
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,989
Hi. How you all doing?
390
00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:27,357
How you doing?
Good to see you.
391
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,327
My name is Tex Wade.
I'm gonna be your host for the weekend.
392
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:34,865
I'm gonna make sure you get everything
you want from your visit to Ol' Tex.
393
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:38,168
Well, thank you, Tex.
You got a lot of style, Tex.
394
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:41,505
How about a little something
to blur your vision, Johnny?
395
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:42,606
No thanks, Tex.
396
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,908
Well, then, hop in.
Okay.
397
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:48,045
Bye, Georgia.
Johnny, be good.
398
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,483
Come on in, Tex.
399
00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:57,287
Georgia, can you
see his boots?
400
00:30:58,257 --> 00:30:59,690
See you, Georgia.
401
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,428
Just get in, Tex.
402
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,811
Where is that punk?
Excuse me?
403
00:31:21,814 --> 00:31:23,213
I'm not talking
to you, lady.
404
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,349
What a jerk.
405
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:34,658
Guess his time's more
valuable than mine.
406
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:38,095
Probably stroking
his muskrat somewhere.
407
00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,034
Sit down, Coach.
Oh, thank you.
408
00:31:46,772 --> 00:31:49,406
You're late.
Where's the kid?
409
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:53,110
Ah! They sprung
a math test on him.
410
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:56,513
Can you believe that?
No, he'll be flying down a little later.
411
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,015
Actually, I should
give him a call.
412
00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,750
Use the phone
back there, please.
413
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,855
You should have seen the airport.
What a mad house.
414
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,925
Beautiful office,
Chancellor.
415
00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,461
Not too shabby.
416
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:15,899
John, how are you?
What's the matter?
417
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,468
Well, that's terrible.
Listen...
418
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,738
Don't worry about a thing.
We'll just reschedule the meeting. Okay?
419
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:24,508
I know, I know you
want to come here with me.
420
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,777
It's all right.
You haven't hurt your chances.
421
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:31,715
Now, look. As soon as I get off the airplane,
I'm coming right over to see you.
422
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,151
I love you too, son.
Bye-bye.
423
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,154
He's a great kid.
424
00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:10,153
I want you to feel right
at home, like family.
425
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,656
Like this was your
very own ranch.
426
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:16,026
Look, this comes straight
from the heart, John.
427
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:19,463
Everybody here loves you. See these
long stemmed American beauties here?
428
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,465
They're all for you.
They're yours.
429
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,067
The grass is yours.
This whole shindig is yours.
430
00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,670
Them trees are yours,
hell, the lake is yours.
431
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:27,971
Is this part of
the campus, Tex?
432
00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:30,140
You could call it part
of the campus, Johnny.
433
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:33,677
Hell, you come to Ol'
Tex and you can call it anything you want.
434
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:34,911
Oh, I love Ol' Tex.
435
00:33:34,947 --> 00:33:37,948
Margarita, Mr. Wade?
Don't mind if I do, darlin'.
436
00:33:37,983 --> 00:33:41,018
Here you go.
Haven't had one of these.
437
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:44,888
Shit, everyone drinks
margaritas at Ol' Tex.
438
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:46,523
Feisty little filly,
ain't she?
439
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,325
My wife says
they're medicinal.
440
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:53,730
He's out of the shoot.
He's...
441
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:57,601
What's shaking? Come on, break yourself
loose here. Say hi to Johnny Walker.
442
00:33:57,636 --> 00:34:00,637
Johnny, Captain of the team,
Bad Breath Bannister. Good to meet you.
443
00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,172
Tough guy, BB.
444
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,540
That boy's breath
would gag a maggot.
445
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:06,910
I know it would.
You got to be...
446
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:11,915
Ladies and gents,
can I have your attention for one minute?
447
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:17,554
I want to introduce to you five of the
most sought after football players
448
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:20,557
in the entire country.
449
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:23,827
Boys! Come on down.
Step up here.
450
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,969
We want you! We want you!
And you're gonna' get them.
451
00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:37,040
This here Cliff Reber,
Pete Andropolous,
452
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:38,542
Benny Figg.
453
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:43,747
And that hunk of Mexican-Samoan flesh,
Jose Popupu.
454
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:48,251
And last but not least,
Johnny Rocket Walker.
455
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:51,121
We want you! We want you!
We want you!
456
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:54,157
♪ Hail on to Ol' Tex
457
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:58,428
♪ Let the spirit lead
458
00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:01,398
♪ Hail on to Ol' Tex
459
00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:04,968
♪ On to victory
460
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:09,139
♪ Our minds and hearts
are with you
461
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,780
♪ Hail on to Ol' Tex
462
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:21,151
♪ All the livelong day
463
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,770
Ol' Tex is great.
464
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,306
Yeah, but Ol' Tex can't come close
to the money Piermont is offering.
465
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,108
I don't want any of that
junk bond bullshit.
466
00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:47,010
I'm splitting.
467
00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:50,147
Where you going?
I'm going to get some Chinese.
468
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:53,483
Hey, ain't you full yet, brother?
I'm not talking about food.
469
00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:56,820
I told Tex I'd only come to visit
if he got me two Chinese girls.
470
00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,690
Yo, Cliff! This is Poon Tang
and Fu Yang.
471
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:05,428
We're gonna show
you a real good time.
472
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,931
How you doing, Carmen?
I'm glad to see you. Fine, thank you.
473
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,266
Ralph, what's up with you?
How you doing?
474
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:10,800
How you doing, man?
475
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,602
Oh, pretty good.
Things looking up?
476
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:15,338
The stock market's down.
Stocks are down, huh?
477
00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,774
How's your wife, man?
Oh, fair.
478
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,209
I need a partner.
479
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:20,810
Still picking pockets?
Yeah.
480
00:36:29,087 --> 00:36:31,721
I'm here to tell you that
it is my responsibility
481
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:35,158
to welcome you to
the fold of Ol' Tex.
482
00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:39,362
Sort of like
a queen bee with a hive.
483
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:43,300
I never miss,
got me a player in every class.
484
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:50,407
In order to prepare you
for tonight's experience,
485
00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:54,711
we need to do a little hard heart exercise.
Now I'm going to send you some energy.
486
00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:59,382
Do you feel it?
Do you feel it?
487
00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:00,684
I feel it.
I feel it.
488
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,320
Do you feel the heat?
I feel heat.
489
00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:05,922
Okay. Okay,
I felt it too.
490
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:10,327
Okay, now, how'd you like
to go visit our campus?
491
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:13,163
Where the hell is that
campus, by the way?
492
00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:18,535
I'm glad you asked because I'm
going to take you there right now.
493
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:23,073
Well, let us grab our drinks,
and, uh, vamoose.
494
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:27,277
Ooh, numero uno.
I'm going to show you,
495
00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:30,780
the Dutchboy,
why they call us the horny toads.
496
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:35,085
Why darlin',
this is far more than football.
497
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,386
Look,
an armadillo!
498
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,156
I mean, we have a very fine
medical program and wish many
499
00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:41,992
operators come
out successful.
500
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:43,093
Oh, is that right?
501
00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,794
Well, you understand
the word operator.
502
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,229
Not at all.
503
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,398
Was that your hand?
That was yours.
504
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,969
Oh, well, that was my hand,
darling I thought it was a pillow.
505
00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:55,272
I can see that was a mistake.
It was.
506
00:37:55,307 --> 00:38:00,210
And, uh, and as you can see,
we have a very fine library.
507
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,945
Yes, I see.
508
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:07,083
We'll see the library now.
Excuse me.
509
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:16,226
Listen, if you're not
interested in her,
510
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:20,096
I may know someone
a little more your speed.
511
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,599
Hey!
512
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:29,973
Darling, I thought this would be
a more intimate place to dine.
513
00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,275
A little more spacious.
514
00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:35,345
I can't believe
the size of this place.
515
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:39,215
It's huge.
They'll be shouting, "Go, Johnny, go!"
516
00:38:39,251 --> 00:38:42,886
In the fall, eighty thousand people
will be cheering you on, darlin'.
517
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,888
Johnny Walker!
518
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:48,058
And I can guarantee you
something, sweetheart,
519
00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:51,494
It will be nothing like the
performance I am about to give.
520
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:59,836
No, yes, no. Oh, no.
Yes. Oh, ouch.
521
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,806
Oh, boy.
Thank you so much.
522
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:06,376
As a matter of fact,
I should start abusing that term "Thank you."
523
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:11,548
It seems to get me in and out of more
situations with smooth sincerity.
524
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:16,853
Absolutely the best thing I could say is,
thank you, right now.
525
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,289
Thank you and, well,
thank you, thank you.
526
00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:21,391
Darlin',
you talk too much.
527
00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,659
Wait a minute.
No thank you.
528
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,494
See,
I'm not the type of guy who thinks with...
529
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:27,364
Joe Bob!
Yo!
530
00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,966
Tell them about
the Ol' Tex baby dolls
531
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:33,169
and how they like to sneak in
the locker room at halftime.
532
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:35,472
Lord have
mercy, boys.
533
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:38,808
We spend $20,000 a month on
these pretty little fillies,
534
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,111
just for the football
program alone.
535
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,012
Hey,
you gonna like it here.
536
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,781
Please, stop.
537
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,516
Stop. Thank you very much.
538
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,351
Look, thank you. No.
539
00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,720
You're making it hard enough.
Please, stop.
540
00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,689
Ooh!
541
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,724
Jose, come on
down here, boy.
542
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,693
I want to show
you your future.
543
00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:00,196
Speaking of luxuries, if my eyes don't
deceive me, that's a boy getting his
544
00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:02,599
knot polished right there
on the 50 yard line.
545
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:03,767
Say what?
546
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,903
I gotta go,
understand?
547
00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:09,572
I have no business
and this is no pleasure.
548
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:12,108
Don't leave, Johnny.
I can do better.
549
00:40:12,144 --> 00:40:13,510
Let me go.
550
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:17,080
Oh, I got to put this up on the score board.
See it a little clearer.
551
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,858
My God. I'll be dipped in dog shit.
That's Johnny Walker.
552
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,661
What the... Shit.
553
00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:34,697
That's my wife.
That's your wife?
554
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:37,300
Who said that? Wait a minute.
Please, you have a husband.
555
00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:39,302
I'm getting out of here now.
This is it. And I'm out.
556
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:41,971
And put those tits away.
This was no med school.
557
00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,940
This was not a library.
I won't let go.
558
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:47,076
I have to go.
Good bye. Go.
559
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,311
Get back here.
560
00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:50,079
Bye, I'm leaving.
Come back here, you little boy.
561
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,648
I've got to go.
No. No. No.
562
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,950
Come back here.
I can make you feel good.
563
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,195
Get your butt in this car, boy.
Let's go.
564
00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,263
Come on, let's go.
565
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:25,014
Ah, so this is
the medical school.
566
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:46,536
Hey, boys! Come on down here.
I got the entire front row for ya'll.
567
00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:56,513
Oh, my God.
568
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,448
Sure was nice of
Ol' Tex to let us use his car.
569
00:42:32,484 --> 00:42:35,652
Goddamn,
it was nice of him to give him his wife.
570
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,430
How ya' doin'?
571
00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:49,832
Pretty good.
How you doing. Good. Good.
572
00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:53,303
Uh, you, uh,
going to play football at Ol' Tex?
573
00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,638
Oh, I don't know yet.
574
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,808
You know, I used to
be a football player.
575
00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:02,745
They said I would have been an All
American if I hadn't hurt my leg.
576
00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:06,215
Wh...What happened?
577
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,551
Did you go to Ol' Tex?
578
00:43:08,587 --> 00:43:11,654
I was going to,
but I never got the chance.
579
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:16,259
After they took my scholarship away,
I had to quit school.
580
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:20,697
But, Ol' Tex took care of me.
Got me this job.
581
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,035
I ain't complaining.
582
00:43:36,548 --> 00:43:37,747
Yeah!
583
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:45,855
What's this stuff, man?
584
00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:50,893
What is it?
585
00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,699
That's Texas sushi, boy.
586
00:43:56,735 --> 00:43:58,234
Forget you, man.
587
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,775
Get out of get here.
588
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,968
Silence.
I need silence.
589
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,203
Take me up on
that offer, Johnny.
590
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,873
Johnny, come on,
you're smarter than that.
591
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,842
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
592
00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:41,911
Nothing else
means squat.
593
00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:47,183
Hey.
594
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:50,853
Hi, honey.
How was the campus?
595
00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,588
The campus?
596
00:44:52,624 --> 00:44:57,560
Hi. Uh, it was nice, Mom. Yeah, it was nice.
It really was a nice campus.
597
00:44:57,595 --> 00:45:00,463
Well, you think of Ol'
Tex as just a football school, right?
598
00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:05,468
And in actuality they have the
finest premed school in the country.
599
00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:08,805
Really, just a fierce...
It was a beautiful set up.
600
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,307
Yeah, it was nice.
It really was.
601
00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:15,178
Listen, something wonderful
happened while you were away.
602
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,680
This fellow calls
up on the telephone,
603
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:21,184
you see,
and he orders 10,000 wall-eyed gibblers.
604
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,587
Apparently he gives them away on
his late night television show.
605
00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:27,690
Like those spiffy
little fishing rods
606
00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:31,127
that turn into can
openers or something.
607
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:34,230
We could make a fortune on this deal,
you know?
608
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,467
That's excellent, Gramp.
Yeah.
609
00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:38,968
So he called, huh?
610
00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:41,938
The fellow says,
so long as they sell,
611
00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,407
the orders will
jut keep coming in.
612
00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:47,677
You know, we could,
we could may be buy a larger house then.
613
00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:50,246
That would
really get...
614
00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:51,948
Hi, Johnny.
Hey, Monica.
615
00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:53,883
Don't bruise
those tomatoes now.
616
00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,256
You folks tried those biscuits?
They're delicious.
617
00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,059
What did he say?
Pick your school yet, Johnny?
618
00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,560
Baby love.
619
00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:07,530
Hey. How was it?
620
00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:09,565
It was cool.
It was good.
621
00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:12,201
I had a good time.
622
00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:15,538
Yeah. So how
were the girls?
623
00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:16,606
Hmm?
624
00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:20,009
The girls.
How were the girls?
625
00:46:21,646 --> 00:46:26,182
Well, they were,
um, very short.
626
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:31,287
Very fat and, uh,
weird looking.
627
00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:34,157
What was her name?
What was her name? Huh?
628
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:40,763
The woman I had dinner with was Lawanda.
Yeah. That was Tex's wife.
629
00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:42,431
Lawanda?
Very old chick.
630
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:46,269
Very fat woman
and very funny looking.
631
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,671
She took me to
dinner and, you know...
632
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:55,178
"What do you think of Texas?" "I love it."
A lot of small talk, and, um...
633
00:46:56,915 --> 00:47:00,550
I didn't do anything with her,
you know, I never touched her.
634
00:47:04,856 --> 00:47:07,490
What are you...
what are you thinking about?
635
00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,960
I think you're an asshole!
636
00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:26,142
This boy-girl
shit hurts, man.
637
00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,911
Oh, no.
None of that.
638
00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:32,148
It's a bogus product.
It's a pay off.
639
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:35,251
No self respecting fish would
go near a wall-eyed gibbler.
640
00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:37,854
Hey, Leo.
Read my lips.
641
00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:41,524
Joe Bob promised my grandfather
he'd buy 10,000 of things, okay?
642
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:43,993
You're confused.
You're repeating yourself.
643
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:46,863
Maybe you're wrong.
644
00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:49,432
I couldn't break his heart like that.
Don't you understand?
645
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:52,335
Well, you can't
commit to Ol' Tex.
646
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:55,004
I'll tell you something, Leo,
I had such a groove in Texas.
647
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,672
I vomited margaritas
the whole way home.
648
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,241
It was beautiful,
I'm telling you.
649
00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,177
Well, perhaps you'll just, uh,
support the drink of every school you visit.
650
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:03,079
I like that. I'll keep it in mind.
Give me a hand.
651
00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,847
Hey.
Howdy, Chief!
652
00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:05,882
Dirtbags!
653
00:48:08,453 --> 00:48:11,621
♪ UCC, UCC, UCC...
654
00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:15,558
What's shaking, Coach?
I didn't know you'd show.
655
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:19,028
Coach, how do you feel?
656
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:22,365
Johnny, you promised me you
were going to visit Piermont.
657
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,767
He's not going to Piermont.
658
00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:29,005
You get it? Got it?
You can goose yourself.
659
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,942
If I want any shit out of you,
Leo, I'll squeeze your head.
660
00:48:36,147 --> 00:48:38,214
You better
listen to me, son.
661
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,517
You're on the verge of
destroying your entire career.
662
00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:45,054
I'm not going
to let it happen.
663
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:49,292
I'm going to do whatever it takes to
make sure you do the right thing.
664
00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:01,370
You keep
playing games with me
665
00:49:01,406 --> 00:49:04,774
and you're going to end up
waiting on tables with this guy.
666
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,276
That was
cold blooded, Coach.
667
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,413
Coach, where's your shoes.
Forgot those shoes, Coach.
668
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:14,617
Look, are you sure Tom won't
want to order more of my lures?
669
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:17,186
We haven't sold
one in three years.
670
00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:21,824
Well, Harvey,
you tell him that a big shot down in Texas
671
00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:23,826
just ordered
10,000 of them.
672
00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:26,062
Ha! Reckon the fish
in that state
673
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,464
are going to be
safe for awhile.
674
00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,623
Grandpa Walker?
Can I have a word with you?
675
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,792
Sure, Coach, sit down.
676
00:49:56,828 --> 00:50:00,162
I have some bad news.
You know Tom Norman?
677
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:03,733
He owns this shop.
My fishing buddy. What happened?
678
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:07,470
Apparently he is connected to
some of the alumni from Piermont.
679
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,538
Tom tells me if Johnny
doesn't go to Piermont
680
00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:13,376
he's going to have to cut
off your credit here.
681
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:16,779
Hey, I hear you're
flunking English. Ouch!
682
00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,382
John, you need
that English, son.
683
00:50:26,758 --> 00:50:29,859
You did your paper on the
American hardware store? Huh?
684
00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,227
Maybe you
deserved that "F."
685
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,129
I don't want to hear anything about it.
It's a legitimate topic.
686
00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:36,098
I guess it is, and I must read it.
I'm sure you wanted to.
687
00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:38,334
You know why
we're here today.
688
00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:44,440
I think you do.
Hisler's been messing with my grandfather,
689
00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:49,779
Messing with my little brother,
my little sister.
690
00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:53,582
He's been messing
with my mom, Leo.
691
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:57,186
He's been talking to her,
messing with her.
692
00:50:57,221 --> 00:51:02,024
Now, we're going to mess with him, Leo.
Are you with me?
693
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:06,335
I came here to do
business with you today.
694
00:55:06,370 --> 00:55:09,905
I just got back from Ol' Tex.
They'll make me a great deal.
695
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:13,809
Except I want to play here.
I want to come to State.
696
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,814
Johnny,
we don't give deals here.
697
00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,317
What?
698
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,953
We give
the usual scholarship.
699
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:28,624
Room and board.
A good education.
700
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,993
Everyone has to
go to class here.
701
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:35,798
We offer a good
background in football.
702
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,834
Our players have
become professionals.
703
00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:40,602
That's nice, Coach.
704
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:45,708
But you're losing the top
athletes each year for a reason.
705
00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,876
What's that?
706
00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:52,681
You're not giving them anything.
Show them something.
707
00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:55,050
That they'll
get something.
708
00:55:55,086 --> 00:55:59,855
Cash, cars,
apartments, money.
709
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:04,626
You know what I mean?
We're looking for benefits these days, Coach.
710
00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:07,296
Look, Johnny.
I like you.
711
00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:10,165
So I'll give you
some advice.
712
00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:14,002
You're a good athlete.
You have talent and energy.
713
00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:17,406
I'm warning you.
714
00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:20,376
You're getting into something
you don't understand.
715
00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:24,847
When a kid like you goes
out looking for a deal,
716
00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:29,618
the deal always turns out stronger
than the kid ever asked for.
717
00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:33,989
Be careful.
You're playing with fire.
718
00:57:05,156 --> 00:57:09,258
Are you crazy?
My father sleeps with his gun.
719
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,731
I heard you visited State.
720
00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:21,570
Does this mean your
lobotomy's worn off?
721
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:28,944
Since you're not
going to speak,
722
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:32,014
you will rub my feet.
723
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:38,153
I mean,
far be it for me to ask you to apologize
724
00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:41,190
when you have behaved like
a complete son-of-a-bitch.
725
00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:10,319
Flowers that fester
smell far worse than weeds.
726
00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:15,357
That means,
"you stink."
727
00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:20,963
But it was sweet.
728
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,566
I guess I'm still
sweet on you.
729
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:27,135
I'll go in 10 minutes.
730
00:58:27,805 --> 00:58:29,471
You are beautiful.
731
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,980
UCC! Ow!
732
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,648
We're going to Ol' Tex.
No we're not.
733
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:42,217
They'll give us
everything we need.
734
00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:44,052
We ain't
going to Ol' Tex.
735
00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:51,093
No real shots, please.
736
00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:58,100
You wouldn't
really use that.
737
00:58:58,135 --> 00:58:59,701
Yes, I would.
738
00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:05,140
Leo.
What?
739
00:59:06,176 --> 00:59:08,677
What do you really
want out of life?
740
00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:12,281
I want Johnny Walker
to go to California.
741
00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:17,920
All right. I'll go.
742
01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:06,168
How you doing, Johnny?
Lou Landers of ICA.
743
01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:09,671
Welcome to California.
You'll have a fine time here.
744
01:00:09,707 --> 01:00:13,542
I'm here to meet the money man, Lou.
Not for pleasure.
745
01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:15,377
I am the money man, Johnny.
746
01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:18,614
I'm going to take you to meet the
best quarter back in the country.
747
01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:21,216
He's a good friend of mine.
Give me five, Johnny.
748
01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,418
Never touch.
749
01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:45,040
Jim McMahon
wears Adidas.
750
01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,254
Either I wear Adidas,
or I wear nothing.
751
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,424
Almost nothing.
752
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,893
And cut!
Great. Beautiful.
753
01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:09,498
Wonderful, Jim.
754
01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:11,533
I don't know how you do it, Jim.
Every time.
755
01:01:11,568 --> 01:01:14,569
Natural talent.
Back to the golf course again.
756
01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:18,240
Hey, Yeoman,
thanks a lot, man.
757
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,242
You bet, boss.
Thanks, Bob.
758
01:01:20,277 --> 01:01:22,511
Jimmy. Hi, Jim.
759
01:01:22,546 --> 01:01:25,681
I want you to
meet Johnny Walker.
760
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:28,183
How are you, Jim?
How are you, Johnny?
761
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:30,552
Glad you're
coming to UCC.
762
01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:34,523
I haven't really decided.
But glad I could meet you.
763
01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:37,125
I'm having a little party
tonight for the kid.
764
01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:39,027
Want to come?
765
01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:44,599
I would, but I promised my wife I
wouldn't show up at your place anymore.
766
01:01:44,635 --> 01:01:47,369
Very funny.
767
01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:50,472
You're great, Jim.
Maybe next time, right?
768
01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:56,144
Hey, Lou,
did you notice how his hair was?
769
01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:58,447
Just like mine. Like he planned it for me.
Know what I mean?
770
01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:00,515
John, let me tell you
something serious.
771
01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:02,851
You play your cards right,
you could be the next Adidas man, someday.
772
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:05,020
But, Lou, he had his hair hooped
up just like mine. So what?
773
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:09,491
1:45. Walker receives
jacket from Landers, out.
774
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,700
I know I talk 90%
of the time,
775
01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:21,436
but I only take 10%
of the money.
776
01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:25,006
How you doing, Doctor?
Oh, great, Lou.
777
01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:30,345
Lou?
Yeah.
778
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:33,014
My mothers medicine cabinet
never looked like this.
779
01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:34,950
Don't worry
about it, Johnny.
780
01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:36,585
You're not in
Ashcroft anymore.
781
01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:38,787
We only use the
finest steroids available.
782
01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:40,756
Oh.
783
01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:43,458
We care about one thing at UCC,
Johnny.
784
01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:46,094
That we win.
Isn't that right, boys?
785
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,531
I love these
boys like my own.
786
01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:52,434
I take better care of them
than their mothers.
787
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:53,602
Isn't that right, boys?
788
01:02:55,739 --> 01:02:59,207
We have the best training
facilities in the country.
789
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:03,111
Our men are appreciated for the
fine machinery that they are.
790
01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:05,914
How you doing?
Does he play here?
791
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:09,084
No. He pisses for the players
so they pass the drug test.
792
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,986
Oh, designated
pisser,huh?
793
01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:14,256
Let's get you some new clothes for the party.
Okay, Johnny?
794
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,792
Lou, how tall are you?
5' 8".
795
01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:43,885
I'm Tex Wade.
I'm looking for Johnny Walker.
796
01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:46,488
He hasn't got back
from UCC yet.
797
01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:50,559
UCC? Isn't he
committed to Ol' Tex?
798
01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:53,595
As far as I know,
he isn't committed anywhere.
799
01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:58,333
I hate to be the one
to inform you, Grandpa,
800
01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:03,305
but you didn't get any orders for 10,000
gibblers because they catch fish.
801
01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,410
What are you saying?
802
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:10,545
You figure it out, Grandpa.
803
01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:29,564
It's good to be home.
Thank you everybody. Thank you very much.
804
01:04:31,101 --> 01:04:33,635
Johnny, Johnny Walker.
805
01:04:45,782 --> 01:04:48,583
This is a nice ride.
Where did you get it?
806
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,418
Present from my dad.
807
01:04:51,822 --> 01:04:54,022
I thought your
dad hated you.
808
01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:58,760
He used to,
but now we're very close.
809
01:04:58,795 --> 01:05:03,365
We woke up one morning,
had breakfast and now we're real close.
810
01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:07,869
I look cleaner than the Board of Health,
don't I?
811
01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:11,973
You look like Liberace and
Prince's mom combined.
812
01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:13,575
But it's nice.
813
01:05:26,657 --> 01:05:27,923
Bye, now.
814
01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:34,763
What's happening, Chief?
815
01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:39,467
Where did you finally decide to
go to college, Clown school?
816
01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:44,439
You know what you are, Chief? You're an
officer of love. Not of law, of love you are.
817
01:05:50,814 --> 01:05:52,480
Do you dig it?
818
01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,017
It's a look.
819
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,628
♪ He's from a small town
but had to get away
820
01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:09,764
♪ He took the bus route
all the way to South LA
821
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:20,842
♪ Lives on the ocean
And drives a sports car
822
01:06:20,877 --> 01:06:24,145
♪ He's got the girlfriend
putting out the caviar ♪
823
01:06:26,049 --> 01:06:28,717
Mom, Mom,
Johnny's lost his mind.
824
01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:40,362
What do you think?
825
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,531
Mom, this school is great.
826
01:06:43,567 --> 01:06:47,969
UCC medical school is
far superior to Ol' Tex.
827
01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:50,705
I'm not considering
Ol' Tex anymore.
828
01:06:50,741 --> 01:06:54,342
I'm gonna get three times the
lab time I had at Ol' Tex.
829
01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,711
Johnny, what has
happened to you?
830
01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:00,181
I'm great.
Don't I look great?
831
01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,816
I feel great, Mom. Really.
832
01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:04,486
What about UCC
is a football factory.
833
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:08,323
Only half the players even graduate.
What about your education?
834
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:10,992
Education?
Please, forget it.
835
01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:13,395
Please, step off
with that, okay?
836
01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:17,732
I'll tell you something.
I have a much better deal at UCC.
837
01:07:17,768 --> 01:07:20,235
They'll take
care of everything.
838
01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,570
The way Ol' Tex
took care of me?
839
01:07:24,941 --> 01:07:28,343
Come on, now.
Everyone here looks so unhappy.
840
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:31,780
Let me explain.
UCC has a better deal for me.
841
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:33,348
They're going to
take care of us.
842
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,183
Mom, you'll have
a bigger house.
843
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,887
I don't want a bigger house.
Stop thinking about yourself.
844
01:07:38,922 --> 01:07:41,723
Think about what's
right and your family.
845
01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:43,525
We are the people
who love you.
846
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:47,028
Or maybe you've
forgotten that.
847
01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:51,966
Look at you. Purple and gold.
You look ridiculous.
848
01:07:53,136 --> 01:07:56,638
I don't know how this
could have happened.
849
01:07:56,673 --> 01:08:00,642
Maybe it was too important
of a decision for you alone.
850
01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:03,445
Mom, wait.
Mom, can't we...
851
01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,154
Grandpa.
Isn't this what you wanted?
852
01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:16,424
I wanted to sell my lures.
853
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,126
Not my grandson.
854
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:24,666
Gramp. Gramp.
855
01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,010
What do you think, Randy?
856
01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,315
I'm going to go do more
homework and be realistic.
857
01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:58,166
Johnny,
I've had a vision.
858
01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:00,768
You should forget
about college football.
859
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,137
And do what?
860
01:09:02,172 --> 01:09:08,276
Be a waiter. Develop a reputation
as a bistro's most courteous.
861
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:12,080
One night when the
manager's relatives come in,
862
01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:14,582
you wine them
and dine them.
863
01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:18,319
You read them the specials.
Take their orders.
864
01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:21,556
Then you say,
"Actually it's fish or nothing."
865
01:09:23,126 --> 01:09:25,026
Of course,
they run to the door.
866
01:09:25,061 --> 01:09:27,762
You grab their
ankles and tackle them.
867
01:09:27,797 --> 01:09:29,797
You punch them and say,
"What are you doing?"
868
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,634
"Trying to go without
leaving a gratuity?"
869
01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:36,271
♪ UCC is your only move
870
01:09:36,306 --> 01:09:39,974
♪ UCC is your
favorite school ♪
871
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:41,543
Excuse me.
872
01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:44,846
We're new in town and we've
never had sex before.
873
01:09:44,881 --> 01:09:46,915
Would you like
to help us?
874
01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:53,254
Don't follow the girls.
875
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:58,927
Leo. Leo. Stop. Don't.
I want to go home.
876
01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:02,797
I started dating this girl,
Nancy, because she was a virgin.
877
01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:07,735
Milliseconds before
initial penetration,
878
01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:11,873
I just shot upright in bed.
Like a reverse domino.
879
01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:14,943
And I just said, "Hey, hey, hey.
There'll be none of this.
880
01:10:14,978 --> 01:10:16,778
"What kind of boy
do you think I am?
881
01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:20,281
I will hardly pop you without
having met your father."
882
01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:22,717
The things that
make life worth
883
01:10:22,752 --> 01:10:25,720
so much and so
worth while are,
884
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:28,456
are the things that
we have to look up at.
885
01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:32,894
It's the clouds,
the stars, children.
886
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,762
"By the way,
where is the bathroom.
887
01:10:34,798 --> 01:10:38,499
"I have to take
an awful putrid piss."
888
01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:41,236
He says,
"Down the hall on the left."
889
01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:42,637
That really made me mad.
890
01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:45,106
I got up and said,
"That won't do."
891
01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,109
I run over to
the family drapes
892
01:10:48,144 --> 01:10:50,945
and write my name
on them in urine.
893
01:10:50,981 --> 01:10:55,149
Mom jumps out of her chair and
starts slapping me over and over.
894
01:10:56,319 --> 01:10:57,719
So, I retaliate with
a series of
895
01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,221
blows to the stomach,
really mad,
896
01:11:00,257 --> 01:11:03,625
which I use only in times
when I actually do see red.
897
01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:04,892
I'm a winner.
898
01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:08,129
So all these
important money men
899
01:11:08,164 --> 01:11:10,732
are offering me
this and this and this.
900
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:15,470
Because I came home wearing gold and heels,
my mother sat me down
901
01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:18,973
and she told me what she thought,
you know.
902
01:11:19,009 --> 01:11:21,609
And I have been
acting crazy.
903
01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:23,578
Are you still conscious?
904
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,647
She's talking.
905
01:11:29,019 --> 01:11:30,885
Let her go!
It's been an hour.
906
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,421
My arms seemed to
be locked in here.
907
01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:44,999
Love is a verb. And I wish that
I would just use it a lot more.
908
01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:47,835
Because I feel good,
when I do.
909
01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:50,171
Are we going to
have sex or not?
910
01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,350
Rape! Rape!
911
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,126
Good evening, assholes.
912
01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:14,295
This is too good
to be true.
913
01:12:14,331 --> 01:12:15,797
For who?
914
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,999
You're going
to jail forever.
915
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,870
What are you looking at, weirdo?
Ouch!
916
01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:30,712
We have to
get out of here.
917
01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:34,615
Hey, Lou Landers
can get us out. Right?
918
01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:37,285
But then you would
have to go to UCC...
919
01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:40,488
You know Lou Landers?
920
01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:44,258
You think my dad
bought that jeep?
921
01:12:44,294 --> 01:12:45,693
It was Lou.
922
01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:48,763
UCC bought it for me
to get me to help them.
923
01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:54,435
You set me up.
924
01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:58,106
No, I didn't.
I just pushed you in a direction.
925
01:12:58,141 --> 01:12:59,774
Trying to do
the right thing for you.
926
01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:01,309
You didn't tell me.
927
01:13:01,344 --> 01:13:03,878
If I told you,
you would have said no.
928
01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:05,346
I still wouldn't
have set you up.
929
01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:09,484
I just, you know,
just made a mistake.
930
01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:14,622
I just got selfish.
931
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,127
Me, too.
932
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:30,538
This is terrible.
This is awful.
933
01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:35,076
This is really awful.
This is a serious mess.
934
01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:38,679
Does "Bail us out"
mean anything to you?
935
01:13:38,715 --> 01:13:42,917
"Bail?" There's your bail.
936
01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:45,620
That's your ticket
out of here, right there.
937
01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:49,357
All he has to do is sign with Piermont,
you're on the street.
938
01:13:49,392 --> 01:13:50,591
Otherwise,
you boys will spend
939
01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:54,495
20 years in here with
all the butt pirates.
940
01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:58,065
I hear they're waiting for you up here,
Johnny, to give you a poke.
941
01:13:59,436 --> 01:14:01,436
Coach, I know I'm a man.
Okay?
942
01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,771
My asshole is for exit only.
943
01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:05,673
And we did nothing wrong.
944
01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:10,845
Look for sympathy between shit and
syphilis in the dictionary, Leo.
945
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,514
You're going to love it
working on the road gang.
946
01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:16,651
Out there with the cons
cutting that grass.
947
01:14:18,555 --> 01:14:20,121
All the pretty
girls will drive by
948
01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:22,590
in convertibles
on Spring break.
949
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:26,994
They'll drink beer and wave as they go by.
"Hi, Johnny. Hi."
950
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:29,964
It's up to you, John.
951
01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:35,336
You can work on the road gang or
you can work with the cash gang.
952
01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:38,673
You let me know.
953
01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:43,344
Don't drop the soap, boys.
954
01:14:48,017 --> 01:14:49,817
Hello, everyone.
I'm Gary DeLaune.
955
01:14:49,853 --> 01:14:53,988
Today hundreds of boys will
sign their letters of intent.
956
01:14:54,023 --> 01:14:55,690
These letters
are commitments by
957
01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:58,392
these boys to
play for a college.
958
01:14:58,428 --> 01:15:04,432
No place has more media coverage
right here at Ashcroft High School.
959
01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:06,100
Today then, we're here
at Ashcroft High School.
960
01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,435
It's signing day.
961
01:15:07,470 --> 01:15:10,905
Johnny Walker has just arrived
to sign his letter of intent.
962
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:13,975
In a few moments
the entire country
963
01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:18,045
will know where he's decided
to play his college football.
964
01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:21,315
Glad to see you boys could be
here for the announcement.
965
01:15:21,351 --> 01:15:23,484
I hope none of us
are disappointed.
966
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:26,220
Something doesn't
seem right in here.
967
01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:35,162
Thank you very much.
I'm very happy to have been asked,
968
01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:38,499
ladies and gentlemen,
to introduce Johnny Walker here today.
969
01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:42,003
And I am also happy
to announce
970
01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:45,439
that John and I are going to be
together another four years.
971
01:15:45,475 --> 01:15:48,242
I'm the new head coach
at Piermont University.
972
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:54,815
It makes me proud that John
could have gone anywhere,
973
01:15:54,851 --> 01:15:56,717
but he chose to be with me.
974
01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:01,322
We've also gotten four other top
prospects from around the country.
975
01:16:01,357 --> 01:16:03,591
And they're here today.
Come on up, boys.
976
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:13,768
This is not about me.
977
01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:16,504
I'm only as good as my players,
believe me.
978
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:20,708
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce Johnny Walker.
979
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,262
Throughout
this recruitment,
980
01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,732
I've acted like an idiot.
981
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,001
I've completely
embarrassed my mother
982
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:49,937
family, girlfriend
and friends.
983
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:53,808
Mostly I've
embarrassed myself.
984
01:16:56,546 --> 01:17:01,949
Because I always thought I
had something and I lost it.
985
01:17:01,985 --> 01:17:05,252
If this is what it means
to play college football,
986
01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:08,756
then I don't
want to play at all.
987
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:12,326
Just because I know
how to throw a football,
988
01:17:13,997 --> 01:17:16,530
doesn't mean
I should forget my life.
989
01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:21,102
Or anyone else's.
990
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:24,939
So I am not going to sign
any letters to any schools.
991
01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:27,808
Now, that's reality.
992
01:17:29,646 --> 01:17:32,380
You're going to Piermont.
I'm not.
993
01:17:32,415 --> 01:17:34,982
If he doesn't go, I don't go.
I'm with him.
994
01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:36,884
We'll work this out.
995
01:17:36,919 --> 01:17:40,688
Piermont will honor all it's commitments.
I promise you.
996
01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:42,957
Slight misunderstanding,
ladies and gentlemen.
997
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,625
Bear with us.
998
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:46,327
Who are you?
999
01:17:46,362 --> 01:17:50,998
My name is Floyd Gondole.
I'm the NCAA recruitment investigator.
1000
01:17:51,034 --> 01:17:52,533
I have followed
the recruitment of
1001
01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:55,302
Johnny Walker
since the first day.
1002
01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:58,673
I am now calling for a
complete investigation of
1003
01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:03,611
UCC, Ol' Tex
and specifically Piermon.
1004
01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:05,513
We didn't do anything wrong.
Why? Why?
1005
01:18:05,548 --> 01:18:08,282
You call framing a kid
for rape not wrong?
1006
01:18:08,317 --> 01:18:10,518
Oh. What are you talking about?
You framed a kid for rape?
1007
01:18:10,553 --> 01:18:11,786
You're both history.
Of course not.
1008
01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:13,387
You're both finished.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
1009
01:18:13,423 --> 01:18:15,222
Congratulations, John.
I'm proud of you.
1010
01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,792
Ladies and gentlemen...
1011
01:18:17,827 --> 01:18:20,294
Hey, hey, Johnny,
I'm proud of ya.
1012
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:21,962
You did good, kid.
1013
01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:24,465
So, uh, what you
gonna do now, huh?
1014
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,567
Penn State, Johnny!
1015
01:18:26,602 --> 01:18:29,837
No way. Alabama!
Remember the weather.
1016
01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:32,840
Nobody makes a fool out of me.
Understand?
1017
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,643
Nobody has to, Lou.
Is that right?
1018
01:18:36,913 --> 01:18:38,512
You're in big
trouble now, Lou.
1019
01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,881
You just made
a big mistake.
1020
01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:53,461
I'm not a fighter.
I'm a lover.
1021
01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:12,546
Thank you,
my friend.
1022
01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:13,914
Good work.
1023
01:19:15,818 --> 01:19:17,885
Let's get
out of here.
1024
01:19:20,623 --> 01:19:22,623
Get back here, Walker!
1025
01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:28,729
Get down, Grandpa.
1026
01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:30,064
Never did like him.
1027
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,465
Coach?
1028
01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:09,637
I want an education.
1029
01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:14,508
I saw the news conference last night,
Johnny.
1030
01:20:14,544 --> 01:20:16,277
Yeah?
Mmm-hmm.
1031
01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,182
What did you think?
1032
01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:26,754
You showed the type of character
that we like in our students.
1033
01:20:28,758 --> 01:20:33,627
Does this mean you want me
to come play football here?
1034
01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,433
I sure do.
1035
01:20:56,252 --> 01:20:59,086
♪ His mother told him
someday you will be a man
1036
01:20:59,121 --> 01:21:01,956
♪ And you will be the leader
of a big old band
1037
01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:04,491
♪ Many people coming
from miles around
1038
01:21:04,527 --> 01:21:07,661
♪ To hear you play your music
when the sun go down
1039
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:10,664
♪ Maybe someday your name
will be in lights, saying
1040
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,333
♪ Johnny B. Goode tonight
1041
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:14,702
♪ Go go
Go Johnny go
1042
01:21:15,638 --> 01:21:18,372
♪ Go go
Go Johnny go
1043
01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:21,408
♪ Go go
Go Johnny go
1044
01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:24,445
♪ Go go
Go Johnny go
1045
01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:26,080
♪ Go
1046
01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:29,083
♪ Johnny B. Goode
1047
01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:57,444
The Johnny Walker recruitment
scandal widened today
1048
01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:00,848
with the announcement
that UCC and Ol' Tex
1049
01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:04,551
have each been placed
on year probation.
1050
01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:08,756
Well, Joe Bob, thank God basketball
season is right around the corner.
1051
01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,891
Yeah, amen to that, Tex.
1052
01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:14,094
You know, football ain't been
good to us this year, at all.
1053
01:22:20,136 --> 01:22:22,803
In a still further
development,
1054
01:22:22,838 --> 01:22:26,273
Lou Landers has
been barred from
1055
01:22:26,309 --> 01:22:31,278
participating in the UCC
football program for life.
1056
01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:33,847
You got one F?
We'll take care of it for you.
1057
01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:38,986
Slow down, I just wanna talk to you.
Lou Landers gave me that jeep.
1058
01:22:40,990 --> 01:22:45,092
♪ Go sit beneath the tree
by the railroad track
1059
01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:50,664
♪ Old engineer
sitting in the shade
1060
01:22:52,868 --> 01:22:55,502
This is a pack of lies.
A pack of lies.
1061
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:04,511
Get the hell away from me.
1062
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:11,452
♪ Go Johnny go
1063
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,853
♪ Go go
1064
01:23:14,824 --> 01:23:17,324
♪ Go Johnny go
1065
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,227
♪ Johnny B. Goode
1066
01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:24,832
♪ Go Johnny
1067
01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:35,436
♪ His mother told him
some day you will be a man
1068
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:41,642
♪ And you will be the leader
of a big old band
1069
01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:47,381
♪ Many people coming
from miles around
1070
01:24:50,219 --> 01:24:54,121
♪ To hear you play your music
till the sun goes down
1071
01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:59,993
♪ Maybe someday your name
will be in lights, saying
1072
01:25:00,029 --> 01:25:02,396
♪ Johnny B. Goode tonight
1073
01:25:05,668 --> 01:25:07,835
♪ Go Johnny go
1074
01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:11,238
♪ Go go
1075
01:25:11,874 --> 01:25:14,575
♪ Go Johnny go
1076
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:18,145
♪ Go go
1077
01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:20,514
♪ Go Johnny go
1078
01:25:20,549 --> 01:25:21,548
♪ Go go
1079
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:26,587
♪ Go Johnny go
1080
01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:28,722
♪ Johnny B. Goode
86493
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