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Good morning, Quark.
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Couldn't believe it.
Lisa told Janet
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that Paul asked Barbara to ask me
if I had a date to the dance.
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No.
They broke up for religious differences.
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She thought she was God and he disagreed.
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Yeah, this afternoon around five.
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I'm meeting him at the mall.
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I don't know.
Maybe. Yeah.
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I can't.
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I've got to hang around awhile
and keep an eye on Nick.
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He likes to take things apart.
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Well, that's why I watch it at your house.
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Things will cool off after today.
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Dad has his big "show and tell" at the lab.
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Zap!
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- It works! It really works!
- Nick, get real.
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The subject... has disappeared.
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No, no, it's not that.
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No.
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Mom and Dad had an argument last night,
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and Mom spent the night at Grandma's.
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I think she needed a rest.
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Right.
Her and me both.
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Yeah, okay.
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Okay.
Bye.
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Amy, when's Mom coming home?
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She's working, Nick.
She'll be home this afternoon.
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If only Dad could get that machine to work.
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Breakfast.
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I need a couple of minutes here.
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"I'll be down in five minutes."
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Typing with his gloves on again.
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No, not again!
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Who does he think he is, Mister Wizard?
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Szalinski, give it a rest!
It's Saturday!
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It's construction, honey.
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You of all people should understand that.
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Yeah, but I want some sleep.
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We got a four-hour drive ahead of us.
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And I think he should have
some consideration for other people.
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Give the guy a break.
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I'll give him a break.
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I'll break his arm!
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Honey!
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Szalinski!
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- You're much bigger than he is.
- Szalinski!
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- Honey, can't we...
- Hold it, Dad.
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Don't move.
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- Ron, what are you doing?
- Defending the backyard, Dad.
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That's my fishing rod!
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Dad, no!
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Dad!
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Am I bleeding?
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Honey, it's rubber.
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- Dad, I told you not to move.
- What's on this thing?
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- Super Glue.
- Super Glue?
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Gotta mark those trespassers, Dad.
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I'm not a trespasser.
I'm your father!
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Better wash it off quick, hon.
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- It's taking the skin off.
- I'll talk to you later.
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- What's with this kid?
- He's 12.
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Attila the Hun was 12 once, too, you know.
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Come on!
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He's sounding.
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Weird family.
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Dad?
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Look, I finished mine.
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- Looks just like yours?
- That's great, Nick.
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You know, Dad, I was calculating.
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If you took all the molecules
in this house...
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Listen, Nick, I gotta get this thing
working before I leave.
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Why don't you help your sister?
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Stay back, boy.
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If this thing works,
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this'll put us right up there
with the invention of electricity,
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the first man in space.
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First dog in space.
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Come on!
Shrink!
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Shrink!
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Please, please, shrink.
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Shrink!
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On the other hand,
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we've come up with an interesting way
of making applesauce.
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You got it, honey.
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- Sure?
- Positive.
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You're wiping away brain cells,
and there aren't many to spare.
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Everybody in my family's a comedian.
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Everybody except you, hon.
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Darn right.
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Well, look who's decided
to join the land of the living.
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And is Russell ready
for his big fishing trip?
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Not really, Dad.
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Not really?
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There's a big fish out there
with your name on it.
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Fishing's your thing, Dad, not mine.
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What's the matter with him?
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What do you mean "shush"?
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I see nothing wrong
with wanting to take my son fishing.
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Russel, I shouldn't be telling you this,
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but he was cut
from the football team yesterday.
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- What?
- Honey, please!
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What he doesn't need right now
is to hear from you.
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He needs something.
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- When I was his age, I was cap...
- Captain of the team.
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And if my father wanted me
to go on a fishing trip,
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- I would've been...
- Been grateful.
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Russ, he is too small for football.
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- He is not too small for football!
- Too small!
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Honey, when you say things like that,
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you make him feel about this big.
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If he wants to feel big, he should act big.
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Elbows up.
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What's the matter with you?
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I am on a special diet.
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- No toxic waste.
- Fine.
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Here, Quark.
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Eat it, Dad, before it gets cold.
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Did you get the machine to work?
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Yeah.
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A few more bugs to get out, but...
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What about the conference?
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Jeez, the conference.
I gotta get going.
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Dad!
Dad, wait.
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Dad!
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If Mom calls, tell her
I'll be home by lunchtime.
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Dad, don't forget my dress
from the cleaners,
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- Nick's allergy pills...
- It's all in my head. Don't worry.
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Wish me luck!
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I need luck getting out of this door.
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House of Insanity.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mom.
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Nick, go get Dad.
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He's just leaving for the conference.
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Dad, it's Mom.
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- Where?
- On the phone!
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How did everything go this morning?
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Boy, did we miss you.
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I missed you too, honey.
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Did Paul Tate ask you to the dance?
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I think he's going to.
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I'm gonna meet him at the mall later today.
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- Here's Dad.
- Thanks.
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- Hiya.
- Hi.
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Nick!
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I called to wish you
the luck at the conference.
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Look, Diane,
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if things go well this morning,
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everything will change around here,
I promise you.
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Okay.
I have a house to show,
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and then I'll be home this afternoon
and we'll talk.
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Good luck today.
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Thanks.
Bye, honey.
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- What time is Mom coming home?
- Later.
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Listen, we got to make this place
spick and span. Okay?
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Nick, I want you to mow the lawn.
Amy...
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Good luck.
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I'm helping my dad
with this real important new invention.
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So, urn...
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I'll let you mow half my yard.
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No, thanks.
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With that?
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Yeah!
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And... this.
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It's a remote control!
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Tell you what.
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You throw in... a box of cookies,
I'll let you cut the whole thing.
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But I have to go and meet Newt right now.
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Could I do it later?
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I don't think so, because, you know,
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- My dad's gonna come home and...
- Come on!
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Okay.
Don't be too late.
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Okay, thanks.
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No problem.
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See you later!
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Nothing like a hard day's work.
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French fries,
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Tater sticks,
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meat loaf,
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veal "parmedjian".
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Hey, Dad.
Wanna go play some baseball?
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Baseball...
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No.
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I gotta load the camper, Ron.
I'm busy.
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Hey, Russ, pitch for me.
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Hey, Szalinski,
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ever do anything normal,
like play baseball?
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Nope.
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Baseball's for mortals.
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Maybe you could be the base.
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Maybe you could be the mound.
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Ronald!
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Lug your stuff.
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Later, worm.
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Russell, give me a hand here.
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Russell!
Give me a hand here.
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Dad, it's early.
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The early worm catches the fish, Russell.
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Remember that.
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The Forresters are coming by
after lunch, so come on! Quick march!
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Weird family.
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Russell...
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I know it seems strange
when you look at me today, but,
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when I was your age,
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I was not much bigger than you.
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I know, Dad.
You've told me about a million times.
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All right, just hear me out.
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The point is, coach put me on these babies.
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Know what happened?
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I put on 20 pounds of pure, unadulterated,
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blitz-the-quarterback and
rip-his-head-off muscle, Russell.
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Now, I'll make you a little bet.
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If you work out for... three months,
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you will be throwing farther,
you will be running faster,
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and you will be hitting harder
than anybody else on that team.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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Dad, you know the weights aren't my thing.
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Fishing isn't your thing.
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Weights aren't your thing.
Just what is your thing?
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I don't know,
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but I'll keep you posted, okay?
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Fine, until you do, you're trying these,
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and you're coming fishing with the family.
Is that clear?
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I can't hear you!
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Yes, sir.
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Better.
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Lift with your legs, not with your back.
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What am I doing wrong, Spike?
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Russell, you're not smoking a cigarette,
are you?
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No, dear.
You know I've given that up.
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- Your stuff all loaded?
- Ready to fire.
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We've got the best spot on the lake.
You looking forward to it?
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Tubular!
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He's only 12 and he's
already thinking about construction.
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Why can't Russell be more like that?
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Honey, just give him a chance.
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Ron Thompson at the plate.
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Bottom of the 9th.
Clutch situation.
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Here comes the pitch!
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He's swinging like a rusty gate!
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He pumps once, pumps twice.!
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He's never been good
on the high outside pitch.
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Here it comes.
The fastball is bread and butter.
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Grand...
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slam.
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Hey, hey, I didn't do it.
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- Come on, dope.
- Nobody has to know.
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Nobody saw it but you!
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Let's negotiate.
I'm your brother, Russ.
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You're not supposed
to fink on your own bother!
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Turn me in, and I'll tell all what
you spend your allowance on!
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Come on, Russ.
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Look, either you tell 'em,
or I tell 'em, okay?
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Okay, you tell 'em.
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Aren't you in the wrong yard?
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- Listen, nerd face...
- Tell 'em!
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What's going on?
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Hi...
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I'm Russ Thompson from next door.
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My brother has something to tell you.
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Or else I can tell her.
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Okay.
262
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,005
See, I was playing with my ball, right?
263
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,134
Well, actually, it's not my ball exactly.
It's Charlie Sudzen's...
264
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,296
Just tell her what you did.
265
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,895
It never would have happened
if their house wasn't so close.
266
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,482
He hit a baseball
through your attic window.
267
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,478
He what?
268
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,161
It shouldn't have been closed
in the first place. It's a nice day!
269
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:30,146
We'll get it fixed, okay? We'll take it
out of his allowance, all right?
270
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,397
My allowance?
Dream on.
271
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,357
Okay.
We'll just have Dad pay for it?
272
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,403
We'll take it out of my allowance.
Give me my ball back.
273
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:39,284
Until you pay, no man shall pass.
274
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,331
You've got nothing to say about it,
space boy.
275
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,533
Cool it!
276
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,082
Nick, take him upstairs
and get him his ball.
277
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,630
- And clean up the mess.
- What?
278
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,049
Do it, Nick.
I don't have time to mess around.
279
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,093
Come on.
280
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,054
This is what's wrong
with the American system of justice.
281
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,637
So...
282
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,594
You like to dance?
283
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,145
How do you know?
284
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,682
Well...
285
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,484
- You could see me?
- No!
286
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,277
No...
Yeah, I could...
287
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,692
but I wasn't watching you, I...
288
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,822
Awesome.
289
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,905
So your dad's still in contact
with his home planet.
290
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,549
And given that my machine
can substantially reduce the size
291
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
of bulky payloads...
292
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,508
and fuel supplies,
293
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,269
the savings to the space program
would be staggering.
294
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,804
Mr. Szalinski,
295
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:48,024
are you trying to tell me that
suddenly size is no longer relative?
296
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,059
Well, that's right, Professor Fredrickson,
297
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,021
that all matter is made up
of not only density, but of empty space.
298
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,730
And if we can proportionately reduce
299
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,614
the amount of empty space
in any given object,
300
00:21:56,638 --> 00:21:58,484
we can thereby... shrink the object.
301
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,160
Where's your proof?
302
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,657
When Einstein came up with the atomic bomb,
303
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,421
did they ask him to prove that it worked?
304
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,544
You, Mr. Szalinski, are hardly Einstein.
305
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,997
I picked a name.
306
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,295
You have, however,
managed to shrink one thing.
307
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,343
The size of this audience.
308
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,675
Gentlemen, ladies, I don't know about you,
309
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,222
but I'm going to lunch.
310
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,981
Wayne?
Wayne!
311
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:34,028
- Hi, Dr. Brainard.
- Don't take it too hard, Wayne.
312
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,985
It will take time
to convince people without proof.
313
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,650
I appreciate it.
Thanks a lot.
314
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,367
By the way, you were right
about the electric flea collar.
315
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,289
The extension cord was a bad idea.
316
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,914
What could be taking them so long?
317
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,504
I am not missing the mall today.
318
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,836
Nick!
319
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,462
- Nick.
- Ron?
320
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,718
If you guys are hiding up here,
it's not funny.
321
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,471
Nick, you know what Dad said.
322
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,848
You're not supposed to be playing up here.
323
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,695
Where are we?
324
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,882
My God.
What happened?
325
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,676
- Amy!
- Russ!
326
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,678
Amy!
327
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,298
Nicky.
328
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,553
Ron?
329
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:49,971
Nick, what happened?
330
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,681
We're all the size of boogers!
331
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:56,853
Be quiet, Quark!
332
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,989
Nick, what did you do?
333
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,614
- Me? It was his ball.
- Shut up, wimp!
334
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,445
We have to get Dad.
He'll know what to do.
335
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,286
Nick, if that's Paul Tate,
I'm gonna kill you.
336
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:23,095
Can somebody get that?
337
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,298
- What's that?
- It's Dad's thinking couch.
338
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,480
Amy?
Nick?
339
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:34,939
Hello?
340
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,653
It's not for you.
341
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,071
What is it, Quark?
342
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,027
Nick!
343
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,910
- Listen.
- Are you guys home?
344
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,246
Sounds like Dad.
He'll fix us.
345
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,916
Mr. Szalinski, up here!
346
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,583
Up here, Dad!
347
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,794
Quick, over there by the door, okay?
Get that side!
348
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,296
Is anybody up there?
349
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,469
Nick, get off and give us a hand!
350
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,173
Nick?
Amy?
351
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,683
Hey, Amy, your date's here.
352
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,556
Gross.
353
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,471
Watch out for the crack!
354
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,652
Hurry up.
He's coming!
355
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,962
Right here, Mr. Szalinski.
356
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,668
Dad!
'Dad!
357
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,468
Help, help!
358
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,689
Where's my couch?
359
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,362
- What is he, deaf?
- Don't you get it?
360
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,913
We're too small.
He can't hear us.
361
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,369
Dad!
362
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:27,878
I don't believe this.
363
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,097
What a day.
364
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,054
This is all your fault.
365
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,357
- Five years of...
- No, Dad, it works!
366
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,355
- Szalinski, don't do it!
- No, Mr. Szalinski!
367
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,981
- Dad!
- Don't even work!
368
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:49,858
No!
369
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,281
Run!
370
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,792
Dad!
371
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,510
Stay there!
372
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,048
There's glass everywhere here now.
373
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,390
No!
374
00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:38,161
Go!
375
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,123
Help!
376
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:53,005
No!
377
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,414
Not now, Quark.
378
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,042
Szalinski, do they pick up your trash
379
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,377
the same day they get ours?
380
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,087
- Nick!
- Nick?
381
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,797
I'm over here!
382
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,469
Whose arm is this?
383
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,628
I don't know, but I'm not
waiting around to find out.
384
00:28:38,652 --> 00:28:41,075
- Move over!
- Watch out!
385
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,944
My God.
386
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,824
Reminds me of the backyard.
387
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,082
Something tells me
we're not going fishing this weekend.
388
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,959
That should make you happy.
389
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,711
Blow it out your shorts, Ron.
390
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,417
Dad can fix us, right Nick?
391
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,636
I think so.
392
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,638
RON; Great.
393
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:18,652
We just have to get back to the house.
394
00:29:18,676 --> 00:29:20,644
I'm never going back to your house!
395
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,435
I'm going home.
396
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,809
Come on, Russ.
397
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,811
- Russ?
- Tell me the truth.
398
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,646
Can your dad help us?
399
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:35,232
Russ, we're supposed to go fishing.
400
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,405
Yeah, right.
How're you going, as bait?
401
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,575
What a witch!
402
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,094
Russ, you coming down or what?
403
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,172
Well, we can't stay here.
404
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,433
Well, I think we should stick together.
405
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:05,930
Well, come on.
406
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,027
Nicky!
407
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,964
I don't think we're
in Kansas anymore, Toto.
408
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,722
I don't think we're
in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.
409
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:48,597
Come on, Ron.
410
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,353
- We're gonna go with them.
- What?
411
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,402
You let a girl tell you what to do?
412
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,655
Look, Ron.
Down here, you're gonna listen to me.
413
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,108
From now on, you're gonna do what I say!
414
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,030
Run!
415
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:21,096
Great Sir Russell Thompson,
stalking the rogue butterfly.
416
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,556
Knock it off, Ron.
417
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,094
We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and...
418
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,604
64 feet from the house.
419
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:33,101
That's the equivalent of 3.2 miles.
420
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:36,607
That's a long way,
even for a man of science.
421
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,114
Nick, I've got six hours to get home,
422
00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,907
get big, and get to the mall.
423
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,114
Now get moving!
424
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:49,955
That butterfly had a wingspan of 42 feet!
425
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,501
Nick!
426
00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,217
Hi.
427
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,303
Hi.
428
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,159
- Look, Diane...
- Guess what I saw...
429
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,438
- I sold a house.
- Really? That's great!
430
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,646
Yeah, you know that big estate?
The Boorsteins bought it.
431
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,981
I only had to show it to them 12 times.
432
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,903
How'd your conference go?
433
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,027
I got a lot of laughs.
434
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:28,201
- Wayne.
- I failed, Diane. I'm...
435
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,954
I'm just gonna get my old job back,
if I can get my old job back.
436
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,578
But from now on,
things are gonna be different.
437
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,167
Different.
438
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:38,798
Right.
439
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,169
Where are the kids?
440
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,715
I haven't seen them
since I left this morning.
441
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:47,531
Did you tell them I was coming home?
442
00:32:47,555 --> 00:32:49,228
Yeah, that's why they cleaned things up.
443
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,348
I see.
444
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,560
Well, they're probably just at the mall.
445
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,570
Want to hear something strange?
My thinking couch is missing.
446
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,861
- The one from the attic?
- Yeah.
447
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:14,960
Hey, Ron. This is a lot better than
those nature hikes Dad drags...
448
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:20,423
Nick, don't you ever pick up your toys?
449
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,716
What a wimp!
450
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,127
Been looking for that guy.
451
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,425
It's already one o'clock.
452
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,267
So much for the mall.
453
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,262
What if time shrunk, too?
I mean,
454
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,940
what if it's hours to us, but it's
years to the rest of the world?
455
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,852
Okay, that would be cool.
All my teachers would be retired.
456
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,734
Impossible.
Time doesn't exist, except as a...
457
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,106
No...
458
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,157
What's a river doing in your yard?
459
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:47,943
It's not a river, dope.
460
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,575
It could be a stream of dog pee
and it looks like a river to us.
461
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,949
Let's swim it.
462
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,757
- Have a ball, baby.
- I'm not swimming in that.
463
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:07,592
Hey, if we could get some rope,
we could make a log bridge!
464
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,016
If we had some logs.
465
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,727
Quark!
466
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,183
- Your dog?
- Yeah.
467
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:20,726
Quark can't hear us.
468
00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,107
Yeah, he can.
Dogs have great ears.
469
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,069
If we can get on him, he'll take us
all the way back to the house.
470
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,445
Whistle.
471
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,582
- What's wrong?
- He can't whistle.
472
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,217
Let's get higher up.
473
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:54,138
You know how to whistle.
474
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,637
You just put your lips together and blow.
475
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,529
From the top of that flower,
we could see over the grass.
476
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:12,911
Let's climb!
477
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,499
No, Patty, no, no.
There's nothing to worry about.
478
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,172
Just have Amy call me if you hear from her.
Thanks.
479
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,075
Amy's not at Patty's, and Nick's not
at the Koestlers'.
480
00:35:28,099 --> 00:35:29,799
I'm gonna call Betsy.
481
00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:32,323
Well, they've got to be somewhere.
Did you check next door?
482
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,928
At the Thompsons'?
They'd rather be in school!
483
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:44,521
Nick, be careful!
484
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,812
Yes, Mother.
485
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,780
I'll go up with them.
486
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,128
It's Quark!
487
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,417
No!
488
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,593
What is it, Nick?
489
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,421
It's that stupid cat of theirs!
490
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,881
Our cat is not stupid!
491
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,179
- It just chased Quark away!
- It's Ruse's stupid cat...
492
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,851
Hang on, Nick!
493
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:22,648
I can't!
I'm slipping!
494
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,147
Nicky!
495
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:28,812
Get out of there!
496
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,022
You're allergic to pollen!
497
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,158
It's too big!
498
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,578
I'm too little to breathe it in!
499
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:49,673
Diane!
500
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,334
Hi, Mae.
501
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,095
We haven't seen you around much lately.
502
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:55,829
Well, I've been working a lot.
503
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,845
You haven't seen Ronnie or Russ, have you?
504
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,635
You know something,
I can't find Nick and Amy.
505
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,008
If you see them,
would you send them home right away?
506
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:07,310
Sure.
Same thing if you see mine.
507
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,523
Russell, the Szalinski kids
are missing, too.
508
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,611
If they're smart,
they ran away with the circus.
509
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,556
I don't know where they could be.
They know we're leaving.
510
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:18,672
Ronald?
511
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:20,746
Russell?
512
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,333
Amy?
513
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:30,961
Nick?
514
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,465
Amy?
515
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,139
- What is it?
- Sounds like Mom.
516
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,513
Sounds more like a swarm of...
517
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,559
Bees!
518
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:54,948
- Amy, get him off of me!
- Nicky!
519
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,866
- Get him away!
- Hold on, Nick!
520
00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,737
Russ!
521
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,195
Nicky!
522
00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,871
Nick, give me your hand!
523
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,869
Nick, hold on!
524
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:13,208
We're never gonna find Russ now.
It's all your stupid dad's fault.
525
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,170
Shut up!
My brother's up there, too.
526
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:18,346
Help!
527
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:21,095
Russ, don't let go!
528
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:25,845
Hold on!
529
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,646
Help!
530
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,165
I'm getting worried.
531
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,042
I'm gonna go to the mall
and look for the kids.
532
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,040
Why don't you stay here
in case they come back.
533
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:51,750
Okay.
534
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,209
Hey, Szalinski!
535
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,880
Your lawn's beginning
to look like the Amazon.
536
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:04,552
Yeah? Producing oxygen, Russ.
We've all gotta do our part.
537
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,891
You know, the jungles are
receding everywhere.
538
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,390
Dad!
539
00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:15,570
- Don't!
- Stop! We're on the bee!
540
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,824
Where...
Where's...
541
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,778
- Stop! You'll kill us!
- Don't do it!
542
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,829
Please!
543
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,367
Stop it!
544
00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:34,338
Hold on, Nick!
545
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,458
We're going down!
546
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:44,970
Wayne...
547
00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:47,803
if the Boorsteins come by,
548
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,638
their escrow papers are in my briefcase.
549
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:51,143
Think you can handle that?
550
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:56,402
- There was a bee on me.
- Yeah, right.
551
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:01,945
Wait a second.
552
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,862
Nick doesn't play baseball.
553
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,411
I just figured it out.
554
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,213
I never woke up this morning.
This is all a bad dream.
555
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,382
- Ron, get up.
- You're just a nightmare!
556
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,627
When I get up,
Dad and I will be going fishing.
557
00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:22,379
I'm warning you.
558
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:29,595
Okay, Ron... maybe you're right.
559
00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,521
Maybe this is just all a bad dream.
560
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,187
But if it is...
561
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:37,568
would this hurt?
562
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:38,941
Get up!
563
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,691
If you were my brother,
I'd put myself up for adoption.
564
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,448
Yeah?
I hope your face ends up on a milk carton.
565
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,168
My chair.
566
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,253
My couch.
567
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,808
It works.
568
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,649
Nick?
Amy?
569
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:22,981
Can you hear me?
570
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,325
Nick.
571
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,442
Nick?
572
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:43,895
Nick!
573
00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,826
Nick!
574
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,204
Are you okay?
575
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,911
When we crashed, my entire life
flashed before my eyes.
576
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,081
It didn't take too long.
577
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,678
I'm scared, Russ.
578
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,180
We could be anywhere now.
579
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,976
I think we're still in your yard.
580
00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:16,180
How do you know?
581
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,103
Any other yard, the grass would be shorter.
582
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,227
Come on, we gotta find Ron and your sister.
583
00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,856
And then if they don't fry him,
he'll go to jail. Your mother, too.
584
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,754
After all, she's the one who paid for it.
585
00:43:25,778 --> 00:43:28,338
That makes her an accomplice.
Do you know what it's like in jail?
586
00:43:28,362 --> 00:43:30,195
I am gonna tell you
one more time to shut up!
587
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,528
And then what? And then you'll smack me?
You'll go to jail, too.
588
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,705
I'll tell them
after a big bee ate my brother,
589
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,035
you smacked me around.
590
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,746
No jury in the world
would fail to convict you.
591
00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,609
The whole Szalinski family
is gonna be in jail for life!
592
00:43:42,633 --> 00:43:44,835
Look.
My dad's machine works.
593
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,212
When we get home and he fixes us all,
594
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:50,090
we're gonna be so rich, you'll regret this.
595
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:55,425
Amy,
you know I've always liked your family.
596
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,393
I mean, your dad's a real nice guy.
597
00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,345
He's not as weird as I thought he was.
598
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,439
I love you and Nick
like my own brother and sister.
599
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,209
It's just that my dad
doesn't understand your dad.
600
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,206
Your dad doesn't understand anything.
601
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:45,479
- Amy!
- Ron, where are you?
602
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,401
Run, Nick!
603
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:10,716
Get up!
604
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:28,977
Get in there!
605
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,605
Get out of there!
606
00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:46,001
Mr. Szalinski, we're the Boorsteins.
607
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,249
Get off the grass!
608
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,498
Get off the grass!
609
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:56,796
Up there!
610
00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:10,477
Nicky!
611
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,865
- Amy!
- Under that ledge!
612
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,611
It's very delicate, the lawn.
613
00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:04,409
You don't want to over-water, really.
614
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,048
Get her!
615
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:28,679
Amy?
616
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:38,860
Get away!
617
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,531
Please don't die.
618
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:04,965
Amy.
619
00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:48,517
No, Cathy.
I just thought they might have stopped by.
620
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,890
Okay, listen.
If you see 'em, just send 'em home?
621
00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:53,355
Okay.
You have a good weekend.
622
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,607
This is getting ridiculous.
Where the hell are those kids?
623
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:05,780
No.
624
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,450
We had to bring the dog.
625
00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:14,131
I don't wanna hear anymore about the cat.
626
00:49:14,155 --> 00:49:16,283
It's the Forresters.
What are we gonna tell them?
627
00:49:16,365 --> 00:49:19,082
- How about the truth?
- Mae, what kind of an excuse is that?
628
00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,083
Don!
629
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,215
Hey, what's up?
630
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:25,258
How about catching some...
631
00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:30,305
Good morning, Russell.
632
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,978
- Hi, Gloria.
- Say good morning, Sushi.
633
00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:34,533
- Don, I...
- Well, the fishing report
634
00:49:34,557 --> 00:49:37,525
looks stellar. Let's make exhaust
while the sun still shines?
635
00:49:37,581 --> 00:49:39,661
- I called Charlie at Bass Lake.
- I know, but Don...
636
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,325
He says the fish are jumping on the boat.
637
00:49:41,349 --> 00:49:42,362
And I brought my new...
638
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,066
Donald, that man over there is flying.
639
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:46,491
Right, Gloria.
640
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,119
Don, something's come up.
I don't think we're gonna be able
641
00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:50,993
to make it.
Maybe you ought to go on ahead.
642
00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:53,605
What do you mean
you don't think you're gonna
643
00:49:53,681 --> 00:49:55,601
be able to make it?
We're caravaning, good buddy!
644
00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:57,503
- Donald, I am...
- Not now, Gloria!
645
00:49:57,578 --> 00:50:00,422
And besides, if you're not there
by six, you'll lose your deposit.
646
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:01,590
Confidentially...
647
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:04,964
Mae hasn't been feeling too well.
648
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:07,759
Plumbing.
649
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:10,215
Plumbing?
650
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,887
Well, this isn't the big
Russ Thompson I know. I mean,
651
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,856
Plumbing would not stop
the big Russ Thompson I know.
652
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,060
Especially with an $80 deposit on the line!
653
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:22,941
Don, hook a big one for me, okay?
654
00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:34,994
Don?
655
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,171
Let's roll, Gloria.
656
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:43,180
- Come on, get in.
- What's wrong with...
657
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,466
Come on.
658
00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:59,098
- Did you tell him the truth?
- Honey!
659
00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:02,272
- Did they take it okay?
- Mae.
660
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,780
80 bucks, Mae.
Non-refundable!
661
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,735
Those kids are grounded!
662
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,917
Mud is still mud,
no matter how small you are.
663
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,050
I can't believe some stores
actually charge for this stuff.
664
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,845
That was really great,
what you did for Nick.
665
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:37,641
What about you, Amy?
He saved you, too.
666
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,978
Yeah, I know, Nick.
667
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,437
Where'd you learn artificial respiration?
668
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:52,030
French class, kid.
669
00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:54,908
French class?
670
00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:15,967
How about a truce, okay?
671
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,846
Okay.
672
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,200
I think this is the flagstone
in the middle of the yard.
673
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,577
You mean we're halfway there?
674
00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,280
Yeah, I think so.
675
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:38,698
Let's go!
676
00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:46,797
French class.
677
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,897
I'd die for a strawberry sundae...
678
00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:06,980
with chocolate sprinkles
and a banana split.
679
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:11,359
I could eat a corn dog the size of a truck.
680
00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:15,610
Ron, if you had a corn dog,
it would be the size of a truck.
681
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,496
I've died and gone to heaven.
682
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,407
It's as big as a house!
683
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,167
I saw it first!
It's mine!
684
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,454
I got dibs on the cream filling!
685
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,293
Nick, it's one of your cookies!
686
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,138
They're never gonna believe this at school.
687
00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:43,345
Yeah, I could just see
the note to the teacher.
688
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,393
"Dear Miss Mason,
689
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:48,066
Nicky's not absent,
he's pinned to this note."
690
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,693
- Guys, quick, over here!
- What happened?
691
00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:58,945
Right there!
692
00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:00,745
Nicky, hurry!
693
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,455
If only we had some bug spray.
That'd show him!
694
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:06,706
Quiet.
695
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,583
To him, we're the bugs!
696
00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:11,047
If he finds us, he'll eat us.
697
00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:13,208
- Let's get out of here.
- Wait a minute.
698
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,845
It's our cookie.
I say we fight for it!
699
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:17,588
It's just one ant!
700
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,639
When was the last time
you saw just one ant?
701
00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:21,558
It's a scout.
The rest will be here any minute.
702
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:22,805
Wait!
703
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:25,141
Do you ever see how fast ants go?
704
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:27,021
We could ride him...
705
00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:29,437
and get back to the house in no time!
706
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,147
Forget it, Nick!
707
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,981
Amy, he could take us all!
708
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,031
Ants can lift 50 times their weight.
709
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,359
Fifty times?
710
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,740
That's like bench pressing a bulldozer!
711
00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,034
Yeah, so think of what he could do to us.
712
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:45,704
Let's go before he brings the rest of them.
713
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:48,127
But he can't hurt us.
He's just a baby.
714
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:50,416
Russ?
715
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,963
- I say that ant is ours!
- Yeah!
716
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:58,262
- Come on, you guys!
- Geronimo!
717
00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:00,548
- Get him!
- Around him!
718
00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:03,392
You guys!
Nicky!
719
00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:05,928
- Get him!
- Nicky, you're gonna get hurt!
720
00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:08,810
Ron, be careful!
721
00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:10,812
Nick, over there!
Over there!
722
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,108
Get behind him!
723
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,317
- Nicky, come back here. Nicky!
- Here, right now!
724
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,068
Look out!
725
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,871
I'm afraid the others will come any second!
726
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:25,243
Help!
727
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:28,162
- Nicky!
- Let's go, Nick!
728
00:55:29,034 --> 00:55:31,958
- Nicky, no! Get off of him!
- Nick, wrong end!
729
00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,005
You're allergic to ants!
Get away!
730
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,674
You're gonna get stung!
731
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,336
Nicky, stop!
Get away!
732
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:42,681
Hey, Szalinski, look at the head!
733
00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:47,686
Ron, go for it!
734
00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:53,393
Hey, hello!
Ant!
735
00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:01,400
Nice ant.
Come on, you guys.
736
00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:07,371
You guys, come on.
737
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,075
Somebody take this cookie!
738
00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:12,870
Nicky, take this thing!
739
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,340
Help!
Nicky!
740
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,302
Come on, you guys.
This is your ant!
741
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:22,755
- Nicky, help me!
- She did it.
742
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:25,182
- Somebody help me!
- You know...
743
00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:28,102
- your sister's not bad...
- Nicky!
744
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,145
- For a girl.
- Of course.
745
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,788
Quark, sit!
746
00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:53,372
Sit, Quark!
Stop.
747
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:54,962
Sit!
Sit, boy!
748
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:56,998
Quark, get away from there.
749
00:56:57,789 --> 00:56:59,382
Quark, come on.
750
00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:02,465
Quark!
Quark!
751
00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:07,637
Get away, boy.
Drop it!
752
00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:22,235
Thank you, officer.
We'd appreciate you sending somebody by.
753
00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:24,566
Okay, it's 646...
754
00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:31,373
That guy's got serious problems.
755
00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:34,167
Mrs. Thompson.
Hello?
756
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:38,001
646 Sycamore.
Yes.
757
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,093
Great idea, Russ,
758
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,174
even if the boy genius didn't think of it.
759
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:46,880
Drawbridge!
760
00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:52,094
At this rate, we'll be home by dinner.
761
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,059
Maybe I can still go out...
762
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,892
with Patty.
763
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:02,526
Well, our weekend's shot.
We'll never get to go camping now.
764
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,902
I know Dad.
We're grounded.
765
00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:07,283
We are camping, Ron.
Only better.
766
00:58:07,943 --> 00:58:09,240
This is like a safari.
767
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:12,702
Hey, yeah.
I never thought of it that way, you know?
768
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,867
Onward!
769
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,135
Amy'?
770
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,520
Nick?
771
00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:38,307
Wayne?
772
00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:51,112
Yeah. I would like to report,
two missing children.
773
00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:53,915
Well, instead of flapping
your gums about it, why don't you go out...
774
00:58:53,939 --> 00:58:55,419
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
775
00:58:55,443 --> 00:58:57,968
This sort of thing happens all the time.
You have a little spat
776
00:58:58,051 --> 00:58:59,891
- ...with the kids...
- We did not have a spat.
777
00:58:59,915 --> 00:59:02,155
You were kind of upset
about Russ quitting the team, hon.
778
00:59:02,179 --> 00:59:03,389
Quit!
I thought he was cut!
779
00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,508
He was afraid to tell you he quit.
780
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,678
Quit...
What do you mean he was afraid to tell me?
781
00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:10,233
He can tell me anything he wants.
You know me! I always listen!
782
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,392
What's "-" supposed
to mean?
783
00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,387
- Russell!
- No. I don't like the way he said it.
784
00:59:15,411 --> 00:59:17,061
You don't need to get upset, Mr. Thomson.
785
00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:19,225
You know, it's not unusual
for these runaways...
786
00:59:19,249 --> 00:59:22,151
My kids did not run away.
They're happy kids,
787
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,665
and there's no way you can make
me believe that they ran away!
788
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,002
Here he goes with his writing again.
789
00:59:27,026 --> 00:59:29,032
Don't you ever say ever anything?
790
00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:30,780
Russell!
791
00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:33,953
Why do I feel like
I am the one on trial here?
792
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:36,665
- I can't imagine, clear.
- What do you mean, you can't imagine?
793
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,118
Well, I think we have enough
to get started.
794
00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:42,170
Please, give us a call
if you hear from the boys.
795
00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:43,504
Fine.
796
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,723
Don't they need a warrant or something?
797
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,431
Russell,
there's a few things about yourself
798
00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:57,807
I think you should know.
799
00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,639
Well, like what?
800
01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:02,562
Well, I think you need to sit down...
801
01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:07,563
Another missing children report.
802
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,898
644 Sycamore.
803
01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:12,488
That's next door.
804
01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,155
I called the police.
What's on your head?
805
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:18,707
- I was looking for the kids.
- Where, in a coal mine?
806
01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:20,955
- They're in the backyard.
- They are?
807
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,128
Diane, I got something
real important to tell you.
808
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:25,956
That is the couch from the attic.
809
01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:29,834
You can see the marks
where Quark chewed the arms.
810
01:00:29,858 --> 01:00:32,202
I found it on the floor.
It's my thinking couch.
811
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:34,510
Wayne...
812
01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:37,058
are you trying to tell me...
813
01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:39,810
you did it?
814
01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:41,805
It works?
815
01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:43,690
The machine works?
816
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:46,981
- Do the kids know?
- Well, yeah. The kids know.
817
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:49,153
- That's great.
- It's not that great.
818
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:50,905
- Why?
- I shrunk the kids.
819
01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:53,213
- What?
- And the Thompson kids, too.
820
01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:55,155
They're about this big.
They're in the backyard.
821
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,116
- What?
- I threw them out with the trash.
822
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,743
Stay here.
I'll get the door.
823
01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:02,833
Yes?
824
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:07,002
Did, you report some missing children?
825
01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:10,004
There must be some mistake.
Ours are in the backyard.
826
01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,464
Right, honey?
827
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:15,971
She's...
828
01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:18,220
Thank you!
829
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:35,863
How are you doing, boy?
How about a pit stop?
830
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:44,793
- What is it, Ron?
- Antie needs a recharge.
831
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,963
Here, you deserve this.
832
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:57,139
We're not gonna make it before dark.
833
01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,971
Yeah, even if we did,
834
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,427
the mall would be closed.
835
01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:03,595
Don't eat so fast.
836
01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:06,060
Hey, that's my hand.
837
01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:10,561
Why don't we let him go?
838
01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:12,925
He's worn out, and his family
might be worried about him.
839
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,654
- It's okay with me.
- Yeah, me too, I guess.
840
01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:18,284
Help me get off the harness.
841
01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,580
You can go now.
842
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,799
Come on. Just start walking.
He'll get the idea.
843
01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,474
Thanks for the lift, Antie.
844
01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:44,561
You're free.
You get home now.
845
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,226
Shoo!
846
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,185
Looks like you've got a new pet.
847
01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,486
Dumb ant doesn't know what's best for him.
848
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:57,440
Go on!
Go home!
849
01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,200
Mom will never let me keep you.
850
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:07,742
Amy'?
851
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:09,335
- Nick?
- Nick?
852
01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:11,504
- Are you there, kids?
- Nicky!
853
01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:13,919
Where are you?
854
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,177
- Any luck?
- No.
855
01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:35,861
Nick?
856
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,527
Amy?
857
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,079
Do you see anything yet?
858
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,365
It's too thick.
859
01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:49,122
It's supposed to be thick.
It's grass!
860
01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:51,919
Keep looking.
861
01:03:52,454 --> 01:03:54,297
- Nick?
- Amy?
862
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:02,968
What was that?
863
01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,554
Watch out!
864
01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:08,769
Come on.
865
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,482
Where did that come from?
866
01:04:27,739 --> 01:04:30,288
- Yeah, it's Dad's brand.
- He told us he quit!
867
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,332
Looks like he started up again.
868
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,048
No, he only smokes when
he's really worried about something.
869
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:45,682
Nicky, be careful!
870
01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:49,932
Hey.
Hey, maybe we can use this.
871
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:08,579
Cool!
Now, we can see in the dark!
872
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:17,380
Hey, Antie, look!
Headlights!
873
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:20,087
I didn't force him to join the team.
874
01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:23,545
I know, but you always
make such a big deal out of sports!
875
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:24,951
Because sports build character.
876
01:05:24,975 --> 01:05:26,727
No, they don't.
They build muscle!
877
01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:29,217
Russell, you've got to understand...
878
01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:31,098
Wayne?
879
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,225
Yeah?
880
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,648
We've got to tell the Thompsons.
881
01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:49,071
What do you take me for?
A complete idiot?
882
01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:52,240
- How did this happen?
- Hold on a second, Mae.
883
01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:53,746
I'll handle it, all right?
884
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:55,751
How did this happen?
885
01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:57,787
Well, the machine analyzes
the molecular structure
886
01:05:57,862 --> 01:06:00,342
of each compound, and then
through laser inversion, it takes...
887
01:06:00,407 --> 01:06:03,544
Wait, Wayne, wait. I think
the Thompsons need to see the couch.
888
01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:07,926
This guy is a waste of skin.
889
01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,931
- This is a microscope.
- I know.
890
01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:15,062
Look in there.
891
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:17,432
All right.
892
01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:21,326
You see, that's the couch
that used to be sitting right over here
893
01:06:21,350 --> 01:06:22,528
until the machine shrunk it.
894
01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:24,284
All right, so there's some doll furniture.
895
01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,733
Big deal.
They sell that kind of stuff at swap meets!
896
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,444
Why didn't you tell us earlier?
897
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:32,956
Well, until now,
the machine just blew things up.
898
01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:35,356
- Are you saying that machine blew...
- Blew up my kids?
899
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:36,493
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
900
01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:39,536
If the machine had blown up the kids,
there'd be pieces of them everywhere.
901
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,652
Wayne!
902
01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,464
Sorry, I...
903
01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:45,381
Look, I'm positive about this, okay?
904
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:47,095
The machine shrunk our kids.
905
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,013
You're the one who needs a shrink,
Szalinski!
906
01:06:49,037 --> 01:06:50,761
- Russell!
- You are a nutcase.
907
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,595
And I'll tell you something.
I have got an air hammer in my attic.
908
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,321
And if you did do something to my kids,
909
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,627
there's gonna be pieces of you
all over the neighborhood!
910
01:06:58,651 --> 01:06:59,743
Come on, honey.
911
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:08,400
I think that went well.
912
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,202
I think we should have them over
more often.
913
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:13,947
Yeah, well, it's a priority for me.
914
01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:16,251
Now why don't you do
what you're paid to do?
915
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,999
Find my kids.
916
01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,660
I thought you didn't believe him.
917
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:36,640
Well, I don't.
918
01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:39,810
Electricity's cheap.
919
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:05,714
Come on!
920
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,881
Look at this!
We don't have to sleep on the ground.
921
01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:14,845
- What is it?
- One of my legos.
922
01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:17,264
Give me a boost!
923
01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:23,103
Hey...
924
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:25,773
not bad.
925
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:29,022
Yeah.
926
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,903
I don't even have to brush my teeth!
927
01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:33,656
Quit pushing!
928
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:36,321
- Move over!
- You move over!
929
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,666
- Why don't you take that one?
- Are you sure?
930
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:43,040
Yeah.
I'd rather sleep down here.
931
01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:50,798
Night, Antie.
932
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:56,708
Think they'll be warm enough?
933
01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,227
They look fine to me.
934
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:13,407
You think you'll be warm enough?
935
01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:22,041
Good night, Russ.
936
01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:25,579
Good night, Amy.
937
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,007
- Good night, Amy.
- Good night, Amy.
938
01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:37,306
Sorry, boy.
I need the parts.
939
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,158
Are you okay?
940
01:09:57,652 --> 01:09:58,744
I'm scared.
941
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,375
Somehow, I feel like this is all our fault.
942
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,244
No, it's my fault.
943
01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,585
I start working on something,
944
01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:11,666
and I don't think about anything else.
945
01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:15,420
I should have been
more careful with that thing.
946
01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:16,842
I'm sorry.
947
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:20,182
That's not what I meant.
948
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:24,262
You know, it's not important...
949
01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:26,765
if I sell another house,
950
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:30,359
or if you get a grant this year or next.
951
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,940
We've just got to get
this family back together.
952
01:10:38,401 --> 01:10:40,028
I feel the same way.
953
01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:52,548
I gotta fix the machine.
You should get some sleep.
954
01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:55,551
We gotta get up early and come
out here and look for them.
955
01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:58,380
No, I couldn't sleep.
956
01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:02,091
Not with my babies out here all alone.
957
01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:05,936
Don't worry about them.
They got the Thompson kids with them.
958
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,562
They'll be fine.
959
01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:11,191
That's another thing I'm worried about.
960
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,399
Amy in the dark...
961
01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,447
with little Russ Thompson.
962
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:18,278
Get some rest.
963
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:26,699
They'd better behave themselves.
964
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,089
It's funny.
965
01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:36,550
The moon looks the same size
whether you're big or small.
966
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:39,550
Yeah.
Tell that to my dad.
967
01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:43,557
Why?
Does he pick on you about your size?
968
01:11:45,092 --> 01:11:46,844
The bigger the guy, the bigger the moon.
969
01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:49,931
It's just the way he thinks.
970
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,065
Russ?
971
01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,063
- Yeah?
- How come you never came over before?
972
01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,406
Well...
973
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:04,578
I mean...
974
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:07,452
you talked to me once or twice last year.
975
01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:11,749
I mean, I would've come by.
I wanted to, but...
976
01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,567
I guess I always thought
you were too popular to notice me.
977
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,794
I was too popular to notice.
978
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,055
I was stupid.
979
01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:46,617
- Get down! Hurry!
- Nicky, get down!
980
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,915
- Hurry!
- Ron, get down!
981
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:51,250
Run!
982
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,667
Help!
983
01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:01,635
Russ, help!
984
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,427
- Help him!
- Russ!
985
01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,304
Stay here!
986
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,187
No!
987
01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:21,985
Ron, get out!
Quick!
988
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:24,074
Get away!
989
01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,038
- Come on, Ron! Hurry!
- Come on.
990
01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:44,511
He could get killed!
991
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,005
We got to do something!
992
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,431
- He's just a baby.
- Sit down.
993
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:57,058
We've got to help him.
994
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,202
Now!
995
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,910
- Antie!
- Get him!
996
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,550
Let him go!
997
01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:27,846
Watch out!
998
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:34,099
Move back!
999
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,074
Where's Antie?
1000
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,375
Antie!
1001
01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:02,248
There!
1002
01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:10,882
- He looks hurt.
- No!
1003
01:15:13,884 --> 01:15:15,227
You saved my life.
1004
01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:18,939
- No, he's gonna be okay.
- Ron...
1005
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,143
Where are you going?
1006
01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:44,312
Nature calls.
1007
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,368
Boys on the right, girls on the left.
1008
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:57,663
I must look absolutely gross.
1009
01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:24,648
I love you, Wayne Szalinski.
1010
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,605
Okay, guys.
Let's get moving.
1011
01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:15,404
- It can't be much farther.
- Can't we sleep just a little longer?
1012
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:25,659
Something's very weird here.
1013
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,635
- What is it?
- Earthquake!
1014
01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:39,265
No, worse!
Lawn mower!
1015
01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:07,793
Nicky!
1016
01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:38,361
What is this?
1017
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:41,489
I don't know, but I hope
whatever lived here has moved out.
1018
01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:44,162
This is the burrow
of a lumbricus terrestris.
1019
01:19:44,238 --> 01:19:46,115
- A what?
- Earthworm.
1020
01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,329
They're dormant this time of year.
1021
01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:51,746
Plug that in.
1022
01:19:53,497 --> 01:19:55,670
I'm almost done here.
1023
01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:58,840
Is that a chainsaw?
1024
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,423
No, it's more like our lawn mower thing.
1025
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:14,102
- Tommy, stop the lawn mower!
- Tommy!
1026
01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:19,231
Tommy, stop!
Stop!
1027
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:23,069
- Tommy! Tommy!
- Tommy! Tommy!
1028
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,992
- Stop! Get over here!
- Don't go on the grass!
1029
01:20:25,016 --> 01:20:26,034
- Tommy!
- Tommy!
1030
01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:28,536
All right, together!
One, two, three...
1031
01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:29,787
Tommy!
1032
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,502
Tommy!
1033
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,666
I think we'll be safe in here.
1034
01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:44,089
Nicky!
1035
01:20:44,381 --> 01:20:45,974
Come on, come on!
1036
01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,427
No!
1037
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:51,688
No!
Help!
1038
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:54,438
Help!
1039
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,739
- Amy, don't let go!
- Amy!
1040
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:05,323
Amy!
1041
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:07,492
Hold on!
1042
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:08,868
Give me that thing!
1043
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,855
- Nick said I could cut it, I swear...
- When did you see Nick?
1044
01:21:21,879 --> 01:21:24,338
- Did you see him this morning?
- No, it was yesterday.
1045
01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:26,932
Really, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be so late.
1046
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,249
It's okay, sweetie.
It's okay.
1047
01:21:28,273 --> 01:21:30,833
Here, why don't you go home?
Go on through the house. It's safer.
1048
01:21:33,472 --> 01:21:34,724
Safer?
1049
01:21:39,311 --> 01:21:41,154
I thought my folks were weird.
1050
01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:49,822
My knee.
1051
01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:51,786
Is everyone okay?
1052
01:21:52,366 --> 01:21:54,414
I feel like a banana whip.
1053
01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:04,803
Nick?
Nick, are you all right?
1054
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,139
Nicky?
1055
01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:14,854
Dad?
1056
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,771
Mom!
1057
01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:21,729
- Down here!
- Mom! Mom, Dad!
1058
01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:23,439
Dad, over here!
1059
01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:27,484
Down here, Mr. Szalinski!
1060
01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,627
We'll make it, Nick.
1061
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,424
They're never gonna find us.
1062
01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:49,052
We were right under their noses,
and they didn't even see us!
1063
01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:51,304
Don't panic, Ron.
We'll find a way, okay?
1064
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:53,306
I'm not panicked.
Who's panicked?
1065
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:54,853
Nobody's panicked!
1066
01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:58,815
Quark!
1067
01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:01,276
Come on, everybody, grab on!
1068
01:23:02,269 --> 01:23:05,148
Go inside, Quark.
Find Dad!
1069
01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:28,508
Nicky!
1070
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,598
Quark, what's gotten into you?
1071
01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:34,976
Dad!
1072
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,146
I think he just misses the kids.
1073
01:23:37,221 --> 01:23:39,644
Dad, stop!
1074
01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:41,899
No!
1075
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:46,776
Dad!
1076
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:48,095
I'll tell you.
At their size...
1077
01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:50,617
- Mr. Szalinski!
- ...that backyard is like ten miles.
1078
01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,653
Giant blades of grass,
1079
01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:54,408
huge insects.
1080
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,990
It's a jungle out there.
1081
01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:58,041
They're gonna head right for the house.
1082
01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:03,338
Yeah, you're probably right.
1083
01:24:03,413 --> 01:24:05,040
No!
1084
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,138
- Look down here!
- Mr. Szalinski!
1085
01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:12,760
No, Dad!
1086
01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:17,014
Help!
1087
01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:20,018
- Dad, don't!
- Don't!
1088
01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,311
Just gotta keep our eyes open.
1089
01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:25,235
Help!
Don't eat me!
1090
01:24:29,523 --> 01:24:31,196
My God.
Look at this.
1091
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:35,655
I'm down here, Dad!
Dad!
1092
01:24:36,029 --> 01:24:39,408
- It's Nick!
- Nicky! Hi, baby!
1093
01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:40,993
He's pointing at something.
1094
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:44,580
Look, it's the rest of them.
1095
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,293
I'm gonna go get the Thompsons.
1096
01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:50,635
Hang on, kids!
1097
01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,261
It obviously worked on the kids.
I just don't get it.
1098
01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:58,802
Well, you better get it, Szalinski.
1099
01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:00,762
Russ, you're not helping.
1100
01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:03,474
- So, I'm not helping.
- Russell, you got to understand.
1101
01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:06,060
Baseball!
1102
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,020
Nick's trying to say something.
1103
01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:10,064
I can't make it out.
1104
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,910
The baseball, Dad!
1105
01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:17,367
What are you saying, Nick?
1106
01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:23,035
Swinging?
1107
01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:26,004
- Sounds like...
- It's semaphore, Mae.
1108
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,502
Wait!
...flapping!
1109
01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:30,254
Pitching.
1110
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,468
- Throwing.
- You're out! You're out!
1111
01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:34,129
Baseball!
1112
01:25:34,421 --> 01:25:35,513
- Yes!
- Right!
1113
01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:37,178
- The baseball!
- The ball!
1114
01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:38,641
Baseball?
1115
01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:40,594
Good, honey.
1116
01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:45,850
Holy smokes.
It's the laser!
1117
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,937
I got it.
The ball came through the window,
1118
01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:51,734
and activated the machine,
1119
01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:54,237
and got in the path of the laser.
1120
01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:56,280
Why didn't I think of this before?
1121
01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:58,578
I could take a wild guess.
1122
01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:01,214
It's creating too much heat
That's way everything was blowing up!
1123
01:26:01,238 --> 01:26:03,576
- Thanks, Nick!
- All right, Nicky!
1124
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:05,694
Diane, you take the spoon.
I'll get the machine...
1125
01:26:05,718 --> 01:26:07,967
Hold it, Szalinski.
This gizmo's been blowing up fruit.
1126
01:26:08,046 --> 01:26:10,926
And you're not trying it on my kids
until you try is on something living!
1127
01:26:14,544 --> 01:26:16,544
You know something?
Maybe I should do it on myself.
1128
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:18,901
I'll show you how to work the machine.
It's not that hard.
1129
01:26:18,925 --> 01:26:20,263
No, no!
1130
01:26:20,467 --> 01:26:23,437
- Do it on me.
- Are you sure, honey?
1131
01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:30,314
How'd those get there?
1132
01:26:46,243 --> 01:26:47,415
Okay, Szalinski,
1133
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,125
shoot!
1134
01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,756
No reason this shouldn't work now.
1135
01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,144
Stand back!
1136
01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:12,361
- Honey, you're so brave.
- Come on, Mae. Come on. Come.
1137
01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:29,120
- Russ, are you okay?
- Yeah, why?
1138
01:27:45,051 --> 01:27:46,177
So...
1139
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:48,347
if this works,
1140
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,070
do you want to go to the dance on Friday?
1141
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:52,730
Can you dance?
1142
01:27:55,061 --> 01:27:57,780
- Not really.
- I'd love to.
1143
01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,341
- Russ, Ron!
- Dad!
1144
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:23,720
I knew my boys wouldn't run away.
1145
01:28:25,008 --> 01:28:27,352
- Are you and Dad okay?
- Yeah.
1146
01:28:27,427 --> 01:28:29,304
- All the way across the yard...
- We're great.
1147
01:28:29,429 --> 01:28:30,521
- For miles!
- Really?
1148
01:28:30,597 --> 01:28:31,957
Sorry about the grass stains, Mom.
1149
01:28:32,015 --> 01:28:34,188
Don't worry, honey, I'll get 'em out.
1150
01:28:34,267 --> 01:28:35,769
He saved me from a giant scorpion.
1151
01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:37,896
I was stuck with Amy for a while.
She's all right.
1152
01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:40,298
I was right, wasn't I?
It was the ball, wasn't it?
1153
01:28:40,381 --> 01:28:42,447
You were right.
You were brilliant!
1154
01:28:42,901 --> 01:28:46,030
I wanted to go fishing, Dad.
I didn't mean to mess everything up.
1155
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:48,331
- I know, Ronnie. I know.
- Dad?
1156
01:28:49,075 --> 01:28:50,715
If you really want me back on the team...
1157
01:28:50,739 --> 01:28:52,992
I don't care about the team.
I care about you!
1158
01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,039
I'm proud of you.
1159
01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:57,916
I need to take a shower!
1160
01:28:58,083 --> 01:28:59,335
Szalinski.
1161
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:10,016
Let's eat!
1162
01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:11,563
- Honey, make a toast.
- Good idea.
1163
01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:12,935
- Great.
- I love toasts.
1164
01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:14,891
To the Thompsons and the Szalinskis,
1165
01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,655
- and many more dinners together.
- Cheers.
1166
01:29:16,679 --> 01:29:17,607
Though I think
1167
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,406
we're gonna be having leftovers
for a while.
1168
01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:21,906
Wonder what's for dinner.
Right, Russ?
1169
01:29:22,192 --> 01:29:23,752
Well, I guess I gotta carve this thing?
1170
01:29:23,776 --> 01:29:25,406
Hey, want to use my chainsaw?
1171
01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:27,078
Who wants bread?
1172
01:29:38,832 --> 01:29:40,175
Hey, wait!
1173
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:42,006
I get it!
1174
01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:45,593
French class!
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