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"After half a century
of peace and prosperity
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the fortunes of China's tang
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dynasty begin to dwindle
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revolts, droughts and famines visit on
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a suffering people in succession
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demons make their appearance too
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the brave and the righteous,
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these swordsmen of integrity
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choose not to seek power
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but to roam the countryside
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righting wrongs as they travel"
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Brother, buy me a drink
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cheers!
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Please, sir
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tonight is yours
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no, you first
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brother, here comes an easy prey!
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He has a sword
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has he? I've got a sabre too
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what will you have, sir?
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Just make a few dishes for me
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any inn in this vicinity, please?
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Not in our
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isolated place
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haunted houses, maybe
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waiter, wine
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good
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Please, sir
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now it depends on you. Take care
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master, after a hard journey
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come here and sit down
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what are you doing?
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Master, you're handsome
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you must be romantic
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come drink with me, come over
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I can't drink, I can't
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bastard, molesting my wife?
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Your wife? I didn't
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I saw it. Don't deny!
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Darling, he assaulted me
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darling, he touched me
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sex friend, you!
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Brothers, beat him!
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Don't try anything foolish!
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It's female
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so you enjoy posing as a man
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let my brother show you
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how to be a real man
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what do you want? Let me go!
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Brother, rape her!
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Rape her!
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Well, by popular request, I'll do it
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move her up the table
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rape her!
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Help!
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Rape her!
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Let me go!
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Help, help!
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Put it on
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I thought you'd leave me behind
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I told you not to follow me
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You won't be happy to be with me
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our marriage was one
arranged before our birth
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My dad fixed it
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marry my dad then
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you're forsaking me! Let me die!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Only because you're forsaking me
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well, follow me, if you please
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that's better
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let's go - yes
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Go in
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help, help!
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Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!
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Keep away!
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Please drive away that dog for me
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thank you
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go now
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keep away
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thank you
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who are you?
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Put me near an oil lamp, quick!
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Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!
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Thank you
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hurry up
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excuse me, please
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Help me, Buddha!
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A demon!
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Don't misunderstand me, sir
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I'm not a demon, I'm a monk
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you're a monk?
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Buddha be praised! You must be devout
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forget minor rites
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don't be stubborn
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one must live and let live
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have food, have fun and go freely
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the rest are of no consequence
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what's your priestly name, please?
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How come you're now big and now small?
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I am the reverend wick
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a monk since childhood, to guard wick tower
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facing the lamp day and night is boring
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I have no one to chat with
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I pour out my feelings to the lamps only
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real or imagined, the wick
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said to me one day
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he taught me the incantation
that shrinks me
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but I might get burnt to death
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if the lamp burns out before I change back
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thank you
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may I ask your names, please?
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I'm chu chung, and he's liu...
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Hsia-hui
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greeting, mr chu, mr liu
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don't stand on ceremony
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call us by name
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you keep him company
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while I go in to change
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mr liu has a sense of humor.
Let's go in to chat
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good, please - please
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sit down
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priest, what you told us just now...
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They say life's a wick.
It's gone, once burnt out
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compared with the centuries-old universe
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life's a speek only, right?
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Forget it now
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when you reach my age
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you'll understand
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priest, are you all right?
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Chu, when were you born?
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The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the rat
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9/5, year of the rat
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immediately before noon?
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How do you know?
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Great, congratulations!
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Yours is maximum masculinity
and strength, very rare
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what did you say?
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You won't understand no matter how I put it
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in a word, you're extraordinary
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we're like good friends
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I've got good wine
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let me get it for all of us
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don't run around. Wait for me
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An exceptional man
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- you bloody monk!
- Sex is nothingness
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- and nothingness is sex
- Why are you here?
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Mr liu, no...
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Miss liu, so you're a lady
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you scoundrel. You peeped at my bathing!
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No, I didn't see anything
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how do you know
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I'm a lady then?
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Miss liu, don't blame me
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first, I didn't know you were taking a bath
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second, I didn't know you were female
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creep, you're unworthy as a monk
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you're obscene!
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Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!
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Nudity doesn't count for much
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every creature is naked at birth
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have you seen a chicken
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or duck dressed?
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Buddha be praised!
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The tree of spiritual awakening is no tree,
nor is the mirror a substance
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nothingness won't get contaminated
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I'm in no mood for your sutras
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I've already suffered
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you're a creep, a real creep!
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Miss liu, if you deem that as a loss
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come and feel me, knead me any way you like
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come on
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scare me?
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Chu
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priest
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I told you not to move around
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priest, that fairy in the portrait
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is smiling at me
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chu, no ideas
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no illusions
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undesirable ideas breed illusions
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what I saw didn't look like illusion
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men belong to earth; Spirits belong to hell
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the combination of the two is a bad omen
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chu, you'd better forget what you've seen
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priest, you mean
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what I saw is real?
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Priest, how can I ever see her again?
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Do me a favor, please
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no, it's dangerous
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I'm a wanderer with no
worries; I'm not afraid
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it could be fatal!
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I'd die without regrets
if I could see her once
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evil!
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I'll help you so as not to
go against heaven's will
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but you must promise me one thing
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you must come back within 24 hours
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well, I promise
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don't take this as a precedent
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If you hasn't returned when
this incense burns out
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you'll drift in the void without
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ever getting back
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turn this holy wheel
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read this passage of sutras
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and you can move freely
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and when coming upon any danger
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throw out the wheel and you'll be safe
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remember
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thank you
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use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
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to enter the lifeless tunnel
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Buddha be praised!
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Hands off!
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Don't do it, it's damned!
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Let go!
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Mr chu
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how do you know my name?
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I'm yun I-meng
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my dad is a famous fortune teller
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he can tell the past and predict the future
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after reading my fortune, he told me
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I'd come upon a disaster at 17
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don't cry. Confide it to me
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he said I was fated to
stay in hell for a period
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before you'd appear to take me as your wife
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don't worry, I won't hurt you
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dad said my life is not yet over
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after you marry me, your Yang can help
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bring me back to earth
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Your ladyship
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where's I-meng?
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In the room opposite
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Why didn't you announce
the presence of a guest?
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I must host a feast for him tonight
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yes, your ladyship
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Buddha be praised!
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Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!
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A monk is delighted
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by others reading sutras
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why are you an exception?
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You chanted and knocked all
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night, disturbed my sleep
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I won't do it anymore if
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you tell me where chu chung is
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what?
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Well, come with me
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come, come
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where's he?
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As I told you repeatedly,
he's walked into the wall
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you're lying again
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See for yourself
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how can such a strong wall be penetrated?
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And I saw nothing inside from outside
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you asked me but won't believe what I said
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have you heard of hellgate?
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What? Hellgate?
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No, but not much different from it
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this painting is a crossing
between earth and hell
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laymen like you won't understand
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he entered it a long while ago.
He should return now
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this question is difficult to answer
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don't you know the mess outside?
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The court changed its
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chicken farm policy
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chu won't come out probably because
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he prefers to stay inside
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don't be silly, I was only joking
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he'll come back for sure before
the incense burns out
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he won't forsake his life. Don't worry
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they come and go freely, let it be
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Chu, you came from afar. Let me toast you
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in celebration
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thank you
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let's go over to tease him
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ok
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Brother-in-law, sister, let's toast you
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come on, drink with arms locked
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Sister, brother-in-law getting ruddy
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chu, we're now of one family
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let me toast you
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your ladyship, I'm afraid
master can't drink
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let me drink it for him
282
00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:47,289
no, it's from her ladyship
to brother-in-law
283
00:39:47,292 --> 00:39:49,078
sister can't drink it for him
284
00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:51,165
I should drink it to appreciate
285
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:52,748
her kind thought
286
00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:59,955
brother-in-law, drink
it, you won't get drunk
287
00:40:03,042 --> 00:40:05,033
brother-in-law, great!
288
00:40:05,042 --> 00:40:08,034
I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire
289
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:09,122
please
290
00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:11,408
you go on
291
00:40:13,542 --> 00:40:15,123
brother-in-law, one more
292
00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:16,865
yes, one more
293
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:25,780
It's from me, drink it
294
00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:27,248
well, I drink
295
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,535
this is my toast
296
00:40:30,542 --> 00:40:31,702
take it easy
297
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:35,827
not yet finished
298
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:36,993
well, I drink
299
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,365
a good drinker
300
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,119
take this too
301
00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:48,792
good
302
00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:49,538
master
303
00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:50,452
drink it now!
304
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,040
One more
305
00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:54,407
you won't get drunk
306
00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:55,327
drink this quickly
307
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,039
come on, you're a good drinker
308
00:40:57,042 --> 00:40:58,703
come on, finish this
309
00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:13,198
How's it?
310
00:44:14,542 --> 00:44:16,123
Are you all right?
311
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,539
Where's I-meng?
312
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:25,114
Where's I-meng? Tell me!
313
00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:28,993
She was abducted by old demon chia yuan
314
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,331
whereabouts unknow
315
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,368
we're at a loss what to do
316
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,457
where's chia yuan? Take me there right away
317
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,698
here it is
318
00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:15,124
Which evil dares to destroy my gold body?
319
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:17,332
You not only defiled their virtue
320
00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,618
but also abducted I-meng
321
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:19,489
hand over I-meng quickly!
322
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,491
What did you say? Which I-meng?
323
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,582
No more nonsense with him.
He won't admit it for sure
324
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,823
fight with him!
325
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,950
There's no grudge between us.
Why trying to kill me?
326
00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:15,073
You...
327
00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:28,623
Your day is near
328
00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:30,831
you don't understand?
329
00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:43,911
I know my sentimental brother-in-law
330
00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:45,828
has a strong Yang
331
00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:47,539
and only his blood can spoil
332
00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:50,830
your immortal body
333
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:52,198
and put you to death
334
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,200
I acted to set him up
335
00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,408
I've endured you for long
336
00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,998
you as a guardian angel
337
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,867
forbid us from doing this and that
338
00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:03,908
as of now I'll be the master
339
00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:05,373
after eating your flesh
340
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:09,323
I can get out of the portrait
and rule the world
341
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:18,329
Now let me take you to hell
342
00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:20,413
don't!
343
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,869
Bring them back
344
00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:36,698
get up!
345
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:42,958
Go
346
00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:44,407
Go!
347
00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:10,533
Miss liu, eat something first
348
00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:12,658
no, thanks, I have no appetite
349
00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:14,578
you must eat
350
00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:18,082
priest, will he be in danger?
351
00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:19,539
Not now
352
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,075
you can't tell in four hours
353
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:24,323
why?
354
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,538
The power comes from this wheel
355
00:48:28,542 --> 00:48:30,703
but there's a time limit
356
00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:34,451
when the incense burns
out, the hellgate closes
357
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,161
what if he can't come back?
358
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,831
He'll be shuttling between earth and hell
359
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:42,791
he can't be a man or a ghost
360
00:48:42,792 --> 00:48:46,410
priest, try something. Let me bring him out
361
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:51,448
stop dreaming, you're so fragile
362
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:53,665
after entering, you may not live to get out
363
00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:55,123
you don't look well
364
00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:57,662
get out of here quick to evert the disaster
365
00:48:57,667 --> 00:49:00,704
I won't, even at death.
I must wait for him to return
366
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,870
I-meng, you're beautiful
367
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,831
let's play
368
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:14,822
come, come
369
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,116
don't, keep away!
370
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,289
See you later
371
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,868
Keep away!
372
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,910
Load the blood
373
00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:38,073
let's play
374
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,118
keep away!
375
00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:42,540
Why am I not allowed to play?
376
00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:56,537
Your ladyship, the hand of chia yuan
377
00:50:56,833 --> 00:50:58,789
after another 49 days, I can
378
00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:00,657
get out of the portrait
379
00:51:00,667 --> 00:51:02,749
to rule the mundane world
380
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:14,286
Food is so coarse. Inedible!
381
00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:17,532
Your ladyship
382
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,157
I've prepared good wine for you
383
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,282
bring it quickly
384
00:51:20,292 --> 00:51:21,292
yes
385
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,331
bring it quickly
386
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:49,448
Sister
387
00:51:52,792 --> 00:51:55,408
she's staring at us. Let's act
388
00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:58,159
or we can't get over. Come on
389
00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,907
Come on, let's play
390
00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:58,498
don't get me involved
391
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,330
are you shy?
392
00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:00,914
Who'd play with you?
393
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:08,116
Bring chu chung to my room right away
394
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,125
yes
395
00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:17,077
Her ladyship wants me to take him away
396
00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:18,083
yes
397
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:38,199
What are you doing? Using me to kill again?
398
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,948
Chu, I know it was my fault
399
00:54:39,958 --> 00:54:41,448
but if I don't obey her
400
00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:43,744
we may both get killed
401
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,285
don't think you can
402
00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:46,702
convince me with that
403
00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:48,994
I know I can't possibly convince you
404
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,706
well, let me take you out of the portrait
405
00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:52,039
my wheel was taken away
406
00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:53,157
by her. I can't leave
407
00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,748
I'll get it back for you for sure
408
00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:10,994
Why do you want to take him away?
409
00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:17,241
Fox, her ladyship ordered
sister to take him away
410
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:18,497
help me take him away
411
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,500
yes
412
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,458
Come in
413
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:30,952
go in
414
00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:37,034
your ladyship, chu chung's here
415
00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:51,873
Help him to bed
416
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:52,875
yes
417
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,865
Why are you two coming in?
418
00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:08,370
To help you undress, your ladyship
419
00:56:24,458 --> 00:56:25,914
Get out quick!
420
00:56:30,208 --> 00:56:32,699
Are you deaf? I told you to get out!
421
00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:33,708
Yes
422
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:56,412
Sister, keep cool, don't be impulsive!
423
00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:08,331
I-meng
424
00:58:12,542 --> 00:58:13,577
Sister
425
00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:17,956
don't!
426
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:10,993
What happened?
427
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:11,659
We saw someone there
428
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:12,827
when we rushed in
429
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:13,833
after him!
430
00:59:27,458 --> 00:59:28,538
I-meng
431
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,457
cut it out! Let me take you away
432
00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:34,699
you stand no chance once she returns
433
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,489
look around over there
434
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:37,500
yes
435
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,208
Go
436
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:18,996
Sister, let me lure her away.
You go with brother-in-law
437
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,331
chun-meng
438
01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:23,617
get hold of them!
439
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:24,625
Yes
440
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:34,240
Help me turn the wheel
441
01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:38,409
use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
442
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:40,157
to enter the lifeless tunnel
443
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:45,617
catch him!
444
01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:47,081
Good!
445
01:00:55,958 --> 01:00:57,289
It hurts!
446
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,241
Oh, no, finished!
447
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:02,332
Impossible, he'll be back for sure
448
01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:06,790
incredibly, here he is!
449
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:10,367
Chu, are you all right?
450
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,787
Priest, his body is burning. What now?
451
01:01:12,792 --> 01:01:14,748
He may have been hurt by chia yuan
452
01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:16,240
it's finished
453
01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:19,082
anything serious, priest? You must help him
454
01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:21,825
chia yuan's axe is a
sacred item from heaven
455
01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:23,073
no layman can hold it because
456
01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:25,119
of its heavy Yang content
457
01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:26,035
unless...
458
01:01:26,042 --> 01:01:27,407
Unless what?
459
01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,493
Unless you find a girl ready to
460
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,991
sacrifice her virginity to marry him
461
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,286
to squeeze his Yang out
462
01:01:34,292 --> 01:01:35,873
that's the only ray of hope
463
01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:37,706
but it could be dangerous
464
01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:39,164
I'll help him
465
01:01:39,167 --> 01:01:39,747
you?
466
01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:41,035
Right, I'll help him
467
01:01:41,042 --> 01:01:44,079
good, start now
468
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:47,331
these braziers are arrayed according
469
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,870
to the ursa constellation
470
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:53,447
they absorb the essence of sun, moon
and the auras of heaven and earth
471
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,789
proceed now
472
01:01:54,792 --> 01:01:57,704
show me how to do it
473
01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:01,203
ask the monk to show you?
474
01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:04,199
Wait. Let me think
475
01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,578
have you got any idea?
476
01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:15,414
Yes. A monk has his six roots all cleansed
477
01:02:15,417 --> 01:02:18,124
a layman's six roots are not clean
478
01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,787
see if chu has got that root'
479
01:02:20,792 --> 01:02:21,872
root?
480
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,994
Like this
481
01:02:25,417 --> 01:02:27,157
no, too terrible!
482
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:30,324
This will do more or less
483
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:39,325
I've found it. What then?
484
01:02:39,958 --> 01:02:43,030
Oh, what then?
485
01:02:44,042 --> 01:02:47,705
I see. When I was a neophyte
486
01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:50,825
some prostitutes arranged
a religious service
487
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:53,950
that Abbot put all the monks
488
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,994
to the test
489
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,957
during the service, we all sat
490
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:02,121
with the 'wooden fish' between our legs
491
01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:02,989
it's just like that now
492
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,864
what's the idea?
493
01:03:03,875 --> 01:03:07,117
Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses
494
01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:09,366
the Abbot said the louder the sound
495
01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:10,706
the lustier the sinning monk
496
01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:11,572
what happened then?
497
01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,414
What happened? During the service
498
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:16,830
sounds could be heard loud
and clear from every monk
499
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:19,870
only the Abbot. Silence
500
01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:23,283
at first, we praised him for his endurance
501
01:03:23,292 --> 01:03:24,782
but when he stood up, it was discovered
502
01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:26,578
his staff had pierced the wooden fish
503
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:27,413
why?
504
01:03:27,417 --> 01:03:30,159
Why? It was stuck up by that root
505
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:30,997
have you got anything
506
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,206
with you like the wooden fish?
507
01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:35,405
You're evil. Enough, I understand
508
01:03:35,417 --> 01:03:37,783
you asked me that. Why call me evil?
509
01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:40,161
How's your wooden fish?
510
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:42,740
I'm ashamed to say it
511
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,206
you must
512
01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:45,618
really?
513
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:46,625
Yes
514
01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:50,082
well, listen
515
01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:54,577
my wooden fish burst into pieces
516
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,494
so terrific?
517
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,242
You don't believe it? Don't ask then
518
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:01,241
it's important to save. Undress
519
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:46,615
I-meng
520
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,663
I-meng
521
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,493
I-meng
522
01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,700
All right, be more intimate
523
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:35,582
I-meng
524
01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:42,247
I-meng
525
01:05:59,542 --> 01:06:00,406
Chu has hope now
526
01:06:00,417 --> 01:06:02,658
miss liu, put on your clothes now
527
01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:03,667
good
528
01:06:07,292 --> 01:06:08,202
finished?
529
01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:09,208
Yes
530
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:14,574
why has he not come to?
531
01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:16,073
It's not divine
532
01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:18,039
not so soon
533
01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:19,869
how do you feel?
534
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:22,617
I'm all right, but a bit tired
535
01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:24,456
only a bit?
536
01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,948
What do you say?
537
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:28,786
Miss liu, you must take a rest yourself too
538
01:06:28,792 --> 01:06:30,953
I'll go and collect some herbs for him
539
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,869
he'll be all right. Don't worry
540
01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:34,706
take good care of him
541
01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:38,039
I-meng
542
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:54,123
I-meng
543
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:57,332
I-meng, don't desert me
544
01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:59,699
I-meng
545
01:07:03,417 --> 01:07:06,864
I-meng, don't desert me!
546
01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:12,664
Your ladyship, she's passing out
547
01:08:12,667 --> 01:08:13,497
splash to sober her up
548
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:14,500
yes
549
01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:23,408
Anyone with lusty desire
550
01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:25,453
will end up like her
551
01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:27,208
halt!
552
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:30,915
Who are you? What's your
relation to chu chung?
553
01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:33,499
I'm liu su-su, chu chung is my husband
554
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:36,867
you evils, your wreak havoc
everywhere. Let me go!
555
01:08:36,875 --> 01:08:39,116
Or I'll kill you all!
556
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:43,790
This young lady talks big
557
01:08:43,792 --> 01:08:45,623
fox, teach her a lesson
558
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,625
yes
559
01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:54,664
Stop!
560
01:08:59,292 --> 01:09:03,080
Dare you to talk big again?
561
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,366
Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her
562
01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:11,375
yes
563
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,867
how are we to dispose of this tramp I-meng?
564
01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,740
Confine her in prison right away
565
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:20,366
I'll eat her to go with my drink
566
01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,323
I-meng
567
01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,789
you laymen are a real nuisance
568
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:31,282
you turn down someone who loves you
569
01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:32,907
and insist on getting the one
who doesn't love you
570
01:09:32,917 --> 01:09:35,704
you nearly lost your life
for the sake of love
571
01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,118
I-meng
572
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,831
now you're getting me involved
573
01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:42,415
be nice and drink it
574
01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:48,323
where's I-meng?
575
01:09:49,417 --> 01:09:50,748
Priest, where's I-meng?
576
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:54,117
Damn you, you're heartless!
577
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:56,411
You're still thinking of her now
578
01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:57,748
if liu hadn't saved you
579
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,365
with her virginity
580
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:01,331
you'd have been in hell
581
01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:02,413
su-su
582
01:10:04,292 --> 01:10:05,782
how do you feel?
583
01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:07,328
A little pain
584
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:09,328
triangular love is bad enough
585
01:10:09,333 --> 01:10:10,914
but you're torn between earth and hell
586
01:10:10,917 --> 01:10:12,953
see how you can cope with it
587
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,206
what has become of you?
588
01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:18,780
I was used by an old lady to kill chia yuan
589
01:10:18,792 --> 01:10:19,531
did you kill him?
590
01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:20,542
Yes
591
01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:25,114
that's serious, you've
even killed chia yuan
592
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,411
it's going to be upside-down in hell
593
01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:29,408
what sort of a person is that old lady?
594
01:10:29,417 --> 01:10:32,784
She's not human,
she's a wolf with 1,000 years' practice
595
01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:35,078
only chia yuan can overpower her
596
01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,040
miss liu's disaster is not yet over
597
01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:41,748
priest, where's su-su?
598
01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:45,287
Why ask her since you don't love her?
599
01:10:45,292 --> 01:10:46,828
Let her go where she likess
600
01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:48,573
where on earth is she?
601
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,615
It's sexual love again
602
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:53,040
I must thank mammy for having
603
01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,157
made me a monk so early in my life
604
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,408
don't talk nonsense now
605
01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:58,748
I talk nonsense?
606
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:01,783
I climbed up mountains
picking herbs for you
607
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:02,952
and you said I'm talking nonsense?
608
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:06,280
I know your noble personality
but I miss su-su
609
01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:09,164
where's she?
610
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:10,956
Come with me
611
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,786
Only this little bit
612
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:29,083
Priest
613
01:11:29,542 --> 01:11:31,248
don't count me in. I won't go to hell
614
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:32,160
they've both saved me once
615
01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:33,498
if we can't get in, they'll die for sure
616
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,455
it's fate
617
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,289
you can't help it if they want to die
618
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,577
don't let me be buried with them
619
01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:39,198
you're a Buddhist and
you won't care to help
620
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,243
you can't go against heaven, understand?
621
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:42,161
Bring me the wheel
622
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:45,659
don't, don't be crafty!
623
01:11:45,667 --> 01:11:48,079
Don't, you may die!
624
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,991
What now?
625
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:53,956
I told you against getting in to
626
01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:56,165
get killed but you won't listen
627
01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:59,457
but it's a fact I haven't had enough
628
01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:01,323
dying this way is unfair
629
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:02,118
to myself
630
01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:04,457
priest, don't you care
about I-meng and su-su?
631
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:05,413
Let's all die together
632
01:12:05,417 --> 01:12:06,577
hold that wheel
633
01:12:12,167 --> 01:12:17,116
Disobey and you suffer right away!
634
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,240
Wait
635
01:12:41,917 --> 01:12:43,782
Buddha be praised!
636
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:44,656
Yu-meng, it's you!
637
01:12:44,667 --> 01:12:45,873
Brother-in-law, let me go first
638
01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,866
no, who knows if she's good or evil
639
01:12:48,042 --> 01:12:49,578
never mind
640
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:52,540
no more nonsense. I'll
take you to help sister
641
01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:04,620
I-meng, you are so tender-skinned
642
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:07,287
what a pity if you were
eaten by that old woman
643
01:13:07,292 --> 01:13:11,035
marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her
644
01:13:11,167 --> 01:13:12,998
open up. I got orders to take her away
645
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
yes
646
01:13:28,292 --> 01:13:31,125
Let me go!
647
01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:43,118
Sin, sin!
648
01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:44,205
Priest, are you all right?
649
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:44,822
Yes
650
01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:46,243
you know a lady named liu su-su?
651
01:13:46,250 --> 01:13:48,536
Yes, she sacrificed her life to save chu
652
01:13:48,542 --> 01:13:49,577
you're...
653
01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:50,288
The reverend wick
654
01:13:50,292 --> 01:13:51,873
Buddha be praised!
655
01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:54,207
Miss liu was captured.
Go and help her quick!
656
01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:54,742
But...
657
01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:55,956
But what?
658
01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:58,825
That old bag has eaten chia yuan's flesh
and increased her power
659
01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:00,414
we may not be able to overpower her
660
01:14:00,417 --> 01:14:01,577
in any case, we'll fight
661
01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:03,823
fight? It'd be death for sure
662
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:04,913
wait for me
663
01:14:04,917 --> 01:14:06,077
let me go!
664
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:12,909
Let me go!
665
01:14:16,042 --> 01:14:17,532
Help!
666
01:14:18,417 --> 01:14:21,830
You won't suffer much if you're nice
667
01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,789
don't, don't!
668
01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:41,198
Take me to bed
669
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:42,789
take you to bed?
670
01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:45,408
Don't you know I have esp? Look
671
01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:47,827
hold it
672
01:14:49,292 --> 01:14:50,452
hold it
673
01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:57,538
Wait
674
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,699
Chu, don't let it burn out
675
01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:12,414
my life now depends on you
676
01:15:12,417 --> 01:15:13,623
how am I to contact you?
677
01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:15,741
In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out
678
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,539
Be careful
679
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,083
who is it?
680
01:15:52,583 --> 01:15:54,164
Your ladyship, it's me
681
01:15:55,042 --> 01:15:59,490
come on, come and join in the fun
682
01:16:26,292 --> 01:16:29,955
Big woman? What a sin!
683
01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:03,914
What a smell!
684
01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:03,824
When did you last wash your feet?
685
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,956
It stinks!
686
01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:19,280
Who'd enter hell if I don't?
687
01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:25,825
I'm damned to be a monk
688
01:18:26,042 --> 01:18:27,498
now my life's practice
689
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,912
is gone!
690
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:34,873
What is it?
691
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:40,245
It stinks, it's sort of wet
692
01:18:51,042 --> 01:18:53,829
It stinks. I'll kick you dead
693
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,036
damn, damn!
694
01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:58,493
I'll kill you!
695
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,914
I-meng, are you all right?
696
01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:07,124
Yes. Go and help liu first
697
01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:15,952
Master
698
01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:19,073
let's go!
699
01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:23,661
Who are you? Come out quickly!
700
01:19:23,667 --> 01:19:26,499
Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!
701
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,741
Otherwise, your thousand years'
practice is gone now!
702
01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:31,947
Don't think I can't cope with
703
01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:33,573
you when you're inside
704
01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:34,993
wait and see
705
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:40,786
diarrhea, finished!
706
01:19:42,042 --> 01:19:43,953
What a pity! Hurting yourself
707
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:54,250
I-meng
708
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:20,456
Run, run quickly!
709
01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:22,119
Run quickly!
710
01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:31,250
Run!
711
01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:51,498
Use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
712
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:52,785
to enter the lifeless tunnel
713
01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:04,740
Oh, no more oil!
714
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,500
Hold it
715
01:23:02,625 --> 01:23:03,785
Are you ok?
716
01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:27,615
Master
717
01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:29,122
catch
718
01:23:46,042 --> 01:23:47,248
Kill that devil
719
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:49,206
or I'm finished. Come on!
720
01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:53,406
I don't want to die here.
That'll deny me heaven
721
01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:00,828
Try to burn her with fire
722
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:03,740
pour the oil quickly
723
01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:10,368
Light the fire!
724
01:24:15,583 --> 01:24:18,245
Help me, Buddha!
725
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,870
Su-su
726
01:24:40,875 --> 01:24:42,490
how are you, su-su?
727
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,865
Miss liu
728
01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:48,406
don't be sad. I didn't know that
729
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,533
we couldn't go against nature
730
01:24:50,542 --> 01:24:52,453
cut it out!
731
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:54,289
I'd die in peace
732
01:24:54,292 --> 01:24:56,248
if you were all right
733
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,740
no, you won't die
734
01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:58,956
miss liu
735
01:25:01,542 --> 01:25:03,874
I-meng, are you all right?
736
01:25:09,667 --> 01:25:10,747
I-meng
737
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:14,993
yin and Yang are different.
We must part anyway
738
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:15,705
never
739
01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:16,914
take care!
740
01:25:16,917 --> 01:25:18,123
Never!
741
01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:21,825
Su-su
742
01:25:21,833 --> 01:25:23,323
miss liu
743
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,823
su-su
744
01:25:29,292 --> 01:25:32,455
I-meng
745
01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:37,954
we won't part, we won't
746
01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:41,415
I-meng
747
01:25:41,417 --> 01:25:43,499
so luck's with me
748
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,615
priest
749
01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:46,619
chu, you're out?
750
01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:50,164
Miss liu really is...
751
01:25:51,417 --> 01:25:53,829
We can't go against heaven.
Buddha be praised!
752
01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:55,994
Priest, I-meng may evaporate in no time
753
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,036
try to help her now!
754
01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:01,616
Chu, don't worry
755
01:26:02,792 --> 01:26:05,749
a mundane being sacrifices oneself for you
756
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:07,331
one in hell returns to earth
757
01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:08,698
and is reborn
758
01:26:08,708 --> 01:26:11,370
it's a swap between hell and earth
759
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:14,287
chu, fortune did smile on you
760
01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:17,659
by dint of your strong Yang and true love
761
01:26:17,667 --> 01:26:19,328
you can shuttle between earth and hell
762
01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:22,825
and bring I-meng back to earth
763
01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:25,282
Buddha be praised!
764
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:26,989
Thank you, priest
765
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,456
don't mention it
766
01:30:28,125 --> 01:30:31,447
It's better to be an earthly man
45641
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