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When men wank...

...they mostly do it on bed

And when women wank, they love doing it while taking a bath

Why? Because they...

...want to make use of the splashing of the shower

For me, it's different

I make use of a light bulb

Watch on

It's not because of magic that the bulb lights up

...but because when I reach the climax...

...a sort of electricity is being generated within my body

As for fluorescent tube...

No way

There are two reasons

First

There are two contact points

...and so both sides must be contacted before it lights up

Unless you can find another climax dynamite, just like me

Second, don't you find it...

...a bit too long?

I remember discovering that I own this supernatural power...

...when I was in P.4

The one who revealed this to me...

...was the fat boy of P.4A

Jan Fong, you cheated at the exam just then

Why didn't you report it?

Because I like you

What do you want then?

I want to kiss you

Stop it or I'll shout out!

Haven't you watched TV?

Everyone closes their eyes when they kiss

Close your eyes first

Soon I joined Good Method School...

...for my college education

When I entered for HKCEE...

...none of the boys in my class got 5 passes

Yet, they all had wavy hair

Especially Peter, the one who made love with me often

You can see...

He was even burned...

of course, only at the prepuce

Soon after leaving school, I heard that...

...he became a gay

I dare not say it's because I had burned his prepuce...

...that he became gay

But ever since...

I dare not make love with boys again

I mean for their good sake indeed

Just like taking LSD

It's OK even if I do without it

But if I take it, I might lose my life

So I keep playing with light bulbs...

...and it makes me high

Shit, time for work

I can't say on, bye

Wait...

Who?

Who caressed me?

Which of you caressed me?

Peter, did you caress her?

Your tie is pretty nice today

A bit wet?

Don't touch my tongue

It's a lift here

and no smoking is allowed

I'm not smoking

It's burning up itself only

Excuse me...

- Morning - Mary

I got molested in the lift again

Damn it! Why no one ever molests me?

Your new boss has arrived

I hear that he's very handsome

How handsome?

It's none of my business

Time's up

Bitch

Time to work

Jan?

I'm Leo, your new boss, listen to this

Mr. Chan of Creation Company is coming at 11 am

and lunching with Wilson Wong of T.H.com at 2

Meeting with Roger of I.D. Inwork Co at 3 pm

At 5, meeting with Brian Lee

at New World Hotel

Picking up Mr. Yamamoto at 7 at the airport

We'll set out in 5 minutes

Who is Leo, the new guy here?

He has meeting all day out

And she must be present at every meeting too?

Luckily we're not counted in

Oh, didn't you know?

Being an executive...

...it's his privilege to reprimand the juniors and having meeting

And when reprimanding the juniors at meeting, you feel...

...even more funky than the cum

But this Leo does not always do the cum

This is the best description for a male boss reprimanding his juniors

What about a woman boss?

A woman boss gets madder at reprimanding

It's like being attacked from all sides

Have you ever seen a woman boss reprimanding you in a gentle way?

It seems that this Leo...

...must be lacking sex

Anyone who goes without sex...

...always get absorbed at work

They take their work as making love

Did that guy make love with you 4 times?

You think he's my boyfriend? Four times?

Is this true?

Don't take a stroke as one time

I see that you're very down

so I might as well tell you

The feeling of being screwed 4 times consecutively...

...is really astounding

It's so high that you can't describe it

Now that I mention it, I really want very much to...

...make love at once

Say, you long for climax

Don't you have it?

If you have no climax after being screwed 4 times

...and get exhausted...

...then you'd better become a coolie

At least you make some money

You can really make money?

Bitch, you take me as a whore?

Jan, why don't you say something?

You want her to tell us the electricity stuff again?

I just don't understand

Men get it big after making love with you...

...or making love with you after getting big?

In fact, when they make love with me...

...those small parts will become big...

...and the big parts will become small

You two understand?

What don't you understand?

Every man is the same

When making love, their small part will become big...

...and it becomes small again after they finished

If you're careless as to let it enlarge and shrink into your body...

...then your belly will become big

Say

How many times can this bastard Leo make at a time?

Why do you call him bastard?

You fall for him?

It's too bad to get on with the executive

Right, if you get a promotion as you perform well

...others still say you get it as you sleep with your boss

If your perform badly at work, it's even worse

others'll think you're backed by your boss as you've sexual relation with him

The only benefit to pick up an executive...

...is that you can quit after getting what you want

Look at what you say

If you make love every night, you'll be exhausted

But if we make it for the sake of love

...it's not the same then

What not the same? Didn't you hear Mary say?

If you make love 3 to 4 times a night

...you will become more exhausted than working as coolie

Three to four times a night?

I want to have a try of that too

When I ususally wank...

...I can only get a climax after working hard

I've never had two climax at the same time

It must be crazy if I can get 3 to 4 times a night

Right, really happy

Give the prescription to the boy and ask him to prepare it

My four secretaries, time for the meeting

Who will work O.T. this evening?

She

Jan?

She feels unwell

Get the prescription at once

No need to bother

She's working for you right now

And after you finish, you might help her once tonight

It's very easy for that

O.T.? No problem

- Work on! - Really?

Why in such a hurry? I must leave now...

You eat snack when taking herbal tea?

You'll get heaty

You don't listen to Director when he talks to you?

The Director pretends to be herbal doctor

I just don't care!

You might as well answer back

...as you don't know if he's a mean guy or not

Anyway...

Jan, there're many kinds of snack

This one won't put weight on you, good for you

Biscuit stick?

Eat this

Tomato flavour, very tasty

Eating jelly candy...

...is better than eating snack with high calories

Jelly candy?

I'd rather take Conjac

It is good for my health

Not good

If you overtake it, you'll lack calcium

...and cause a low level of blood sugar

Come on

Take chewing gum, recommended by dentists

Chewing gum?

You'll get tired by the chewing

Let me introduce good stuff to you

Mint drop

It freshens the breath

But this one is too hot

Hot?

No way, this one is even hotter

Eating snack doesn't mean a torture

Licorice, it cools the throat

Licorice?

I have some too, my friend bought it from Taiwan

Our taste is getting closer and closer

You think so?

This is Bridge Band Chili Bean Curd...

...and you can't have it here

This is really odd

Eat banana, healthy enough

Referring to the survey of snack...

Get it ready soon

Yes, Sir!

Don't eat so much food that makes you heaty

Yes, Sir!

Disgusting

Pick up girls with snack

You think he can woo me?

No

But I think you're wooing each other

Have you seen the movie Needing You?

Have you seen Orphan And Widow then?

Is there such a movie?

Father is dead, mother and I are left behind

Isn't this Orphan And Widow?

You get humorous indeed

I found you very cool when I saw you

Work on, otherwise when you get fired...

...the orphan and widow will get starving

I'm all alone

Even if I want to make love with you

...you must get in order

Stop wishful thinking

We won't rush to make love with you

Don't touch me before we reach an agreement

Give me a promotion to be Personnel Manager

and then I'll bring you a climax

Double my salary...

...and I'll become your slave

Well, I ask for more

I want to get your position

and you become my secretary

Then you must make love with everyone in the Board of Directors

Good, I'll go there with you now

Jan, what about you? What do you want?

Give me a preserved plum, will you?

You'll make love with me if I offer you a preserved plum?

Right

No problem, but I...

I fear I really can't

How come?

How come you know you can't before trying out?

Just give it a try

I like you very much

Therefore I don't want to let you down

No way, just give it a try

You'll know after trying

You look smart without the glasses

There's response!

There's response now, come at once

- I want it - Come on

It's become soft again

Soft again?

You rubbish! Get lost!

What's on? It's numbing

Your fingers are plugged into the main

But it's so far away

Yeah, you have a nightmare?

No...

It must be wet dream then

Right, just then in the dream...

...I made love with a girl...

...but with my fingers...

I know, you must be...

...plugging in the main like this

It's too bad

You mustn't tell anyone

- OK, I swear - No need for a swear

Right, in real life, have you...

...ever dreamed of that?

I once had

What did you say?

No, I usually wank in dream

Is the girl in the dream pretty?

Very pretty

I wouldn't caress her and would kick her away...

...if she wasn't pretty

You'd kick her away if she wasn't pretty?

Am I pretty then?

You're pretty, but...

I'll still kick you away if you caress me

Why?

We both work in the same office

Trouble will come if we get into love affairs

It won't do us good for that, right?

OK, it's all for today

Shall I give you a lift?

What kind of car you have?

What kind of car must I drive to give you a lift?

No, I was just asking

I take a taxi

Where do you live?

Wanchai, and you?

Mongkok

Then I get off before you

It means I'm giving you a lift instead

It doesn't make sense to drop you in Mongkok then come back here

Right?

I'll leave myself

Can't you just give me a lift?

No

You needn't be this mean

You kick away a girl that is not pretty

You did say you'd see me home

but now I'm giving you a lift home instead

I'm educated

otherwise I'd have plugged into you already!

Plugged into me?

Oh, my God!

Jan, my hand hurts

Please keep an eye on the fax for me

I want to see a doctor, please

OK, go now

- Thanks - Be careful

What's wrong with you?

Doctor, my hand hurts

Doctor, my hand hurts

Take a deep breath and let me examine

Sorry

Are your eyes OK?

OK...

Take off your clothes

Take off clothes?

How can I hear your heart beat with clothes on?

There's still no apparatus...

...than can hear heart beat through the air

No, doctor, I come as my hand hurts

You're teaching me how to practise?

No, doctor

You are right

Which part of the hand hurts?

Whenever I lift my hand...

...my whole back hurts

Let me see

How about this hand?

Fine

Is it something to do with the shoulder?

You're still very young

What about the bone?

It's 36 that causes this!

36 that causes this?

Many women who have busts of 36 inches...

...suffer from this

But not me, I don't have 36 inch busts

Don't be that humble

You look like you have busts of 36 inches

If you don't have busts of 36 inches, then maybe...

...you have a tumour

Doctor, please examine for me

Check if I have a tumour there, quick

You needn't take off clothes...

...to check if you have a tumour

Just an X-ray plate will do

But since you have taken clothes off

I might go through the trouble...

...and examine you manually

Doctor...

What is it?

My heart...

...beats madly

Me too

Doctor, what's wrong with you?

Bleeding at the nose!

You often bleed at the nose?

Of course not!

If so, as I have so many female patients...

...I might die of overbleeding

It is...

...my feeling to you

You've a doctor boyfriend?

No

You'll have one soon

What are you doing?

Have you ever thought of marrying a doctor?

Yes, yes

You needn't think over, let's get married

Good...

Why do you want to marry a doctor?

I can see a doctor any time

...and free of charge

From now on, you needn't pay anything...

...when you come here for consultation

What about our wedding?

We've already done what a couple should do

That's not necessary now

About your disease

Come again tomorrow

What about tonight?

Hey, have you received any fax?

No

What did the doctor say?

Very good, excellent

How excellent? Is the doctor OK?

He's excellent

I went to have my hand and back checked

but he checked and found that I have no bust cancer

Hey, are you alright?

My disease is troublesome

Go find him, here's his name card

He may become my husband later

- Really nice - Your husband?

Maybe

Very close to here

According to what you say...

...all doctors who examined you

...were electrocuted by you?

Not at all

All the ones I consulted are woman doctors

Doctor, is it curable?

Yes, it is

If anyone comes at early stage...

...even cancer can be cured

You come to have this strange disease cured after all these years?

I...

You want to find a boyfriend?

You want to become a normal woman, right?

You've someone in mind?

This disease is very troublesome

How troublesome, doctor?

About human generating electricity...

If we don't make a close supervision...

...we cannot know whether it's of physical...

...or mental

Or maybe it's because of mental factors...

...that cause physical change

Close supervision?

Come with your partner

and I'll adjust the equipment

You caress and make love

But my partner will die, doctor

Find someone who does not dare dying

I don't want to harm others

Doctor, you have any friends that do not dare dying?

There're lots of men who do not dare dying

and I'm one of them

You?

No way

It's too bad...

...to die for my sake

Doctors are all merciful

Being a doctor, I am ready for dying

But...

I'm not handsome enough?

I don't mean this

I come for consultation, and not for marrying you

Don't panic

I don't tell anyone

Doctors must keep secret for his patients

...unless he's ordered to do so by the court

Otherwise, doctors will never reveal to a third party...

...anything about his patients

I don't mean this either

What problem is it then?

How much do you charge me?

Doctor, I'm ready

Why it takes you so long? Are you ready?

Yes, don't push me

Coming...

Hurry...

I'm ready, we may start

Doctor, you say you have the equipment at home

You needn't set them up?

I am the most advanced equipment

Doctor, as you cover your head up

...you will be suffocated, if not electrocuted

Don't worry

You must still take it off when you make love

So small?

You mean this pair of scissors?

You have false teeth?

Luckily you remind me

You want to make love with the tongue?

No

It's for kissing

Will your dick be like the tongue...

I mean the condom falling off

Don't worry

I'll put on 3 to 4 of them

How do you feel now?

Being rubbed by condoms

Is it?

How do you feel now?

Being rubbed by condoms

Are you OK?

The electricity current is strong

Still go on?

Of course!

You don't fear?

I'm ready to die!

You feel you're not big enough?

Put more condoms and it'll look bigger

I don't want my dick...

...to be roasted

How is it?

I guess several of the condoms have fallen off

Don't be afraid, there're still some on

Some are still on

Be careful

I can't chicken out, let's go on!

Mark Six... 1

2.

3.

4...

Don't stop, move...

Go on...

Don't stop... two more numbers to go...

Faster... Mark Six...

Mark Six... bet later...

I must bet too, faster...

Two more numbers, faster...

Faster...

Two more...

Faster...

Luckily I survive

1,2,3,4,16,17

Hey, you've won?

Yes

Four numbers

Shit!

No foul language

If I find a stud

I'll surely win first prize!

What did you say?

What has first prize got to do with a stud?

No, I must find a stud...

...to make love with me!

You're really lewd

As you're determined to find a man

...you'll surely find one

Right, with Jan's quality

she needn't find anywhere

Having a meeting?

Yeah

Jan, are you free tonight?

Yes!

I'm asking Jan

We're answer on her behalf

Jan, what do you think?

I'm going for a meeting now, will be back at 8

We'll work O.T. tonight

Shit!

You said it on Jan's behalf?

No...

O.T. is no problem, I get extra money

- Thanks, Boss - See you tonight

What is it?

Wait for us

This is Echo pill

Take it and you'll shout with echo

This is SuperPower

Take it and you'll be super

And this is Mighty

What Mighty?

It'll make me sing?

No

But you'll feel great taking it

Don't ask so much, take your hand out

Why make me take these pills?

When you work O.T. tonight...

...you must put them into Leo's coffee

Put them into his coffee and make him drink it

You'll become hot very soon

He'll make love madly with you

Keep good timing

Remember, it'll work in 30 minutes

Are you nuts or something?

Why keep staring at these pills?

Not several of them

but hundreds of them

Tomorrow I will surely win first prize of Mark Six

Shit!

I'll make a fortune!

Have coffee

Thanks

Remember to drink it, I specially prepared it for you

Specially prepared for me?

You've drugged it?

You'll know after drinking it

I say, many people...

...want to poison their bosses

Am I such an unlucky boss?

Yeah... drink it

Is the statistics... ready?

Yes!

- Get it for me - Get what?

The statistics

Statistics? Not yet

But just then you said 'yes'

I'll work on it now

How long will it take?

Half of an hour, it'll be ready then

Good, hurry up

Why so hurried?

I am more hurried than you

Echo, SuperPower and Mighty

I must fix you this time

Miss, it's an hour now

Is it ready?

Today is 15 January, 2001

In this empty office

There's only you and me

What do you want to do?

I want to see the statistics you're working on

OK

Suppose you're on a deserted island...

and only with me

What will you want to do?

I still want to see the statistics you're preparing

Why do you want the statistics...

...on a deserted island?

Yeah, why are you holding the statistics...

...on a deserted island?

Get it to me

Shit!

Nuts

What is it?

I want a favour from you

What do you want?

You must help me if I tell you

I'll surely help if I can

I know I'll see some numbers...

...when I reach climax

So strange?

The longer climax I have...

...the more numbers I can see

OK, I'll have you transferred tomorrow

Yes! I just want you to screw me

Screw me at once

Not now, I'll have you transferred tomorrow

I'll transfer you to the PR

Maybe you have much pressure working on the statistics

You can relax a while at the PR

You really don't understand or are you pretending?

I don't want a transfer of position

I don't mean that

I mean fuck!

F... U... C... K... Fuck!

It seems you have much pressure

I want to win Mark Six

I want too...

I want to make love with a man

Find one after work

No, I want a man now

I want you, I want climax now

I want to see numbers...

- I want to win Mark Six! - No...

First, I'm busy at work now

Second, there's no bed here

Third, I don't know if I can bring you climax

Fourth, if we really win Mark Six...

...how shall we divide the money?

I don't care!

Calm down, you...

You've taken some drug?

It's you who took some drug!

I did drug your coffee

I've put Echo, SuperPower and Mighty in

Did you? I...

I really have no response

Did you make mistaken and drink it yourself?

OK, just take as if I had drunk it

Will you make love with me or not?

But we're been working all night

I don't mean working

I mean making love!

I can't make love without feeling for a woman

No reason

All men will have response

And you have taken the pills, unless...

Unless you have no feeling to me

No... I did have a bit feeling

but you have scared it away

There're two draws of Mark Six a week

you needn't press for winning the one tomorrow

There's no bonus divident tomorrow anyway

You think I don't want to?

But I am impotent

Doctor, a girl called Jan has come to see you

Tell her I'm ill and am not here

Whenever she calls up, say I'm not in

No, she's coming in already

You've dropped something?

What do you want again?

I want you to give me treatment

I can't

Since I gave you treatment...

I've lost interest in sex totally

Lost interest?

OK, I have an idea

You can't resist this uniform

All nurses in my clinic are dressed like this

If I can't resist...

...I just can't practise here

OK

Make me your target...

...on bed

I seldom fly by plane

I wank most of the time

No problem!

It works this time?

Who are you disguising this time?

I'm not disguising anyone

I only show you a bit

I must see if you can resist

It's not too good

Please spare me

You were perfect last time

You can buy new furniture if it's broken

Money is not important

I mustn't waste even if I make big money

I not only offer free sex to you...

...but ruined all expensive hi-fi and apparatus

Come to my place...

No

I made a remark afterwards, and I find it very risky

If I'm careless, I'll be electrocuted and die

Since we're acquainted

I beg youu to spare my life

What about me?

You still have friends who don't fear dying? Introduce him to me

This...

There's one, maybe he can help you

Who?

Yuen

You're looking for Yuen? She's in

Thanks

Are you Yuen?

I am

You work in this Cup?

Wrong!

This is not a Cup

Cup is the size of your bras

This is a club

You pronounce it wrongly

I'm mamasan of this club

Group ten

You must make it clear

It's group ten

and not group gang

You must make it clear

Doctor K introduces me here

I know already

Doctor K has told me

...you work as hostess just for interest

And you want a job for fun

It's not easy to find a job that makes money at the same time

When can you report duty?

Report duty?

Sleep with men

No, I...

To be precise, I want to have treatment

Anyway, this job...

...involves singing, drinking, fist games...

and making love, then get money

Isn't it happy?

Of course it is

I can make money while receiving treatment

You mean paying off debts for your mother?

No, it's my own problem

You run into heavy debts?

No, I want to win Mark Six very much

It's hard to cure for that

Let me calculate for you

Take 300 men as example, if you make love two times a day

and get $1,000 each time, without a day off

after calculating

It adds up to 72

72 plus extra money

It takes at least 3 years

No need for 3 years...

Just one night or two will do

Heroine!

You're really a heroine, brave enough

If a rich man takes on you

...then you'll make big fortune

But this is even harder than winning Mark Six

I wanted to win Mark Six when I first worked here

...but I've only won condolation prize

Speaking back about you, no problem?

Didn't doctor K tell you I'll electrocute others to death?

Of course you must electrocute the clients

otherwise they won't be happy and die

You must make them wear condoms too

Jacky also asks men to wear condoms...

...though he does without them

Condoms on the tongue too

Men put on condoms, not you

No, I mean the men who sleep with me

...must wear condoms on tongue and on hands too

They must also wrap polythene sheet on their head

Wonderful!

Great! Clients just want girls to have fun

You're really... a genius

Come to work at once...

At once?

It's tea time

I'll get a good client for you, have ginseng tea

Sing and eat some fruits...

Sleep with him and make money

Then say goodbye after dinner

Go home, and you needn't prepare dinner

I'm hurrying to bet on Mark Six

Is there client...

...who doesn't want fruit, ginseng tea or singing?

I mean a man who wants to make love directly

It seems you really work for interest

I thought Doctor K was kidding

OK, I'll get you a good client now

You can take the money

So nice to me?

OK, since you're nice to me

I'll be nice to you!

There's a client I want to keep for myself

Now I'll let you have him!

I've finished, your turn for a bath

No need

Why are you so dirty?

We mustn't judge someone from outside...

...whether he's clean or not, just from his mind

You make love with me with your mind?

Right

Will you bring me climax?

Sure I will

Climax with the mind...

...is calm

Calm?

One feels calm after making love

Take off your clothes, quick

No need

We'd better just chat on

Just chat on? What do you mean?

Don't worry

I'll still pay you

You needn't come here for a chat

You mustn't say so

I love the feeling at a motel...

...the feeling of burning money

But making love...

...also gives you feeling of burning money

Come on, quick

I must hurry to bet on Mark Six

Miss, if I could make love...

I wouldn't just chat on

You're impotent?

It's OK, I have a way!

Which do you usually take? Echo, SuperPower...

...or Mighty?

I never take philtre

Once they reach my throat...

...I have the feeling of vomiting

Don't you want to have climax?

Come on, swallow it

I say I won't take pills!

- Swallow it quick - I won't

Swallow it

I can't swallow them!

You really take on my nerves

Miss, I should be the one who said that

You won't swallow? Forget it!

She's not professional at all

...when I want so much to reason with her

What do you want now?

I've borrowed a syringe

and I've dissolved the pills

Injection?

It's not too good

Don't be afraid, it won't hurt

It's merely like ant bite

I won't let others screwed me

Not screwing, just an injection

Something will ooze once you inject me

Of course something oozes out

Otherwise the ingredients won't get into your body

No...

Why you cover the front when I inject your ass?

Coming

Coming?

Look

What do you mean?

You reach climax with an injection?

Why don't you see acupunture doctor?

You're wasting my time!

I want to win Mark Six

I want to win Mark Six!

We all want to win Mark Six!

Shit!

Nuts!

Mamasan Yuen...

Fish ball noodle again?

I was a great whore (fishball girl) Before working here

I eat it as I don't forget the past

Why come back at this hour?

I want to work at night too

What's wrong with you?

Your professionalism...

...is a good example for us

I'm very touched...

You remind me of my youth

I used to sell fish ball for mom in the morning

...and work as whore (fishball girl) In the afternoon

At night, I worked at massage parlour

...to make extra money

You were hard working

So when you see me eating fish ball noodle...

I'm indeed eating my memory

I'm eating the memory of me!

Where was I?

Want to eat fish ball noodle?

- You want to work at night too? - Yes

Let me bring you a good client

I don't want one who comes for chatting only

You needn't chat at all

It's a fresh guy on wheel chair

You don't know sign language?

Just nod and smile with him

No need to make love?

But he's crippled

He can't make it easily

No, Mamasan Yuen

I don't want to make such money

I want a man who comes to make love

Why must you work hard by having real sex?

I just don't care

Everyone wants easy money

No, Mamasan Yuen

I really want a man to make love with me

I want to make love day and night

Because I want to win Mark Six

Let me tell you the truth

So strange?

There's a stud that fits you

Shin, Yuen speaking

Don't beat the bush, your husband still forces you to make love every night?

I know you can't bear on

I have a human dynamite here

She can surely scrotch your husband

At least he'll become impotent for a year

You needn't thank me

Bye

You heard that? Remember not to kill him

Let me tell you how strong he is

He's really strong...

Are you ready?

Calm down

How can I calm down?

I'm ugly?

Every man is like you

None of you get a hardon when you see me

It's not your faults, I'm to blame only

You're to blame? Don't you screw your wife every night?

Right, I screw my wife every night

Since you can screw your wife, why not with other women?

How come I know?

Once I meet another woman, I...

...become impotent

Help...

Sorry

You needn't say sorry to me

You wronged your wife only

Know why she asks you to come for me?

I know

She wants me to make love with other women so I can let her in peace

Very correct

You must know, since you screw your wife every night

She has become scared whenever she makes love

Every night before going to bed

she feels that she's going to be executed

She wants so much to have a good sleep

...a sleep that lasts till morning

She doesn't know of her husband has ready...

to screw her...

So serious?

I've really wronged my wife

And every night she has to make love with you

she's so hurt that she cries

I thought she was sweating only

Sweating from her eyes? Stupid!

I understand now that you've told me

I want to cry after learning the truth

I've really wronged my wife

Saying is useless

You must prove to your wife that you love her

How to prove?

Sleep with me

Screw me with your weapon

I can skip one or two nights without making love with her

No, after you screw me...

...you'll have to rest for quite a while

You're so mighty?

Try me and you'll know

I'm doing this...

...as I...

...really love my wife

Wait...

Wipe the nose first

Remember to tell my wife...

I cry while making love

Sure, no problem...

You're great!

You become club girl without telling us?

Is it complicated? Is there triad gangster behind?

It's a risky job

You'll be infected with V.D. If you're careless

- Right! - V.D.?

It's even worse if you're infected with Aids

Dying for the sake of a club?

Yeah

There's food and games

and you get paid too

It's really hard to resist

Right, why don't you work there too?

Nuts! I have to drink all the time

I mean drinking beer all the time

I have to throw out everyday, so I say...

...most club girls have coarse voice

and this is the main reason

Why don't you say something?

You've said everything already

Why suddenly change a job?

I want to win Mark Six

I want too!

Everyone wants to win Mark Six

Stop saying about Mark Six all the time

Right, you have to make love with men

Tell us something about that

The guy last night was funny

His nose was running and there was saliva from his mouth...

...while we were making love

You hurt him?

No

He said he had wronged his wife

He needn't have come to you

But his wife asked him to sleep with me

No, let me explain

The husband screws her every night

As she can't take it, she asks me to help

But when I reached climax...

...his dick shrank into his body

I can't help

But I think his wife...

...can have a good night sleep for about a year

I'm convinced...

I manage to bring happiness...

...to an unhappy couple

I really find that my job...

...is meaningful

I'm convinced

They're recruiting script writer at TV station

Since you make up good stories, go and apply for it

Yeah, newspapers are taking on writers too

You think I'm making up stories?

We don't mean that

But you cannot easily...

...convince us of the stories you're telling us...

...to be true

You understand?

What... do you mean?

That means we don't believe

But it's OK

As long as you're happy

Unluckily, the guy last night...

...was not up to standard

I could only see two numbers

To get a quality stud, I must find Mary's boyfriend

That time I slept with him really made me exhausted

I remember you saying this

- Yes - Yes...

Go to hell

I want to have a try, Mary

Jan, what a coincidence!

Mr. King, how come you're here?

I'm playing badminton with my wife nearby

I must thank you for fixing my dick...

...so now my wife can have some peace

You're welcome, it's my duty

It's trivial...

Right, your dick...

It's fine...

...though I have to squat when pissing

It's not big deal

Here comes my wife

Hi, hubby!

Honey, come here...

This is my wife

She's the girl who helped us

Thanks a lot

I won't bother you, bye

Bye

Honey, you're sweating hard

So it's true?

- Want some? - No

Eating my memory?

Take it back

There's a horny guy in Room P, no, Room K

He insists on taking you

PK?

Go to hell

I'm Jan, and you?

You recognize me?

You look a bit familiar

I'm Mark, Mary's boyfriend

I recognize you!

You're free to come all alone?

Of course I come all alone

I want a fierce fight with you

You're very direct

Sure, get your handbag

It's bad if Mary learns this

What's wrong?

She won't know if you keep this secret

You can't say you're injured by water after being electrocuted

You're boasting

You wouldn't come here if you don't believe

You're right, making love with you...

...mean a duel indeed

Whoever wins...

...we'll both lose Mary as a friend

Let's take it as if we made a new life

How dare you say such a thing?

I think I really must...

...make you vanish from Mary

It's not the first time I have monkey affairs

I got V.D. but I told her the public toilet was dirty

and she believed me

But this time is not the same

Unless you tell her you plug yourself into a main...

...when you're sleepwalking

Say no more. Come on, get your handbag

You know Mark is my boyfriend, but you still slept with him?

Have you asked him...

...that he knows we are buddies

...but why he took me to a motel?

Thought he took you to a motel

...you could watch TV, have a drink...

...with him...

You could chat with him too

but why you had to make love with him

Mary, don't be naive

Isn't it good news for you?

As you see his real face now

What new face?

He has monkey affairs

You'd better dump him

Dumping a boyfriend who has monkey affairs?

Then I can never have boyfriends in future

So why are you losing temper?

You electrocuted him and his dick shrank into his body

And I am just complaining to you

Only shrinking? I wanted to kill him indeed

You say he's a super stud

...and that you got exhausted making love with him

But I find that he is only a kid on bed

as I only saw two numbers

Nuts!

I wonder who is nuts

I really don't see why you take him as a treasure

Love...

You know what love is?

You'll never understand!

- Sister, excuse me - What is it?

You know what love is?

Love?

It's responsibility if a man...

...admits he's father of the baby

It's love if he makes you pregnant...

...and admits happily...

...that he's father of the baby

From what you say, I can deduce...

...it's something happy

If we add other substances in...

...then this is not love

You demand so much?

Sorry, I have to work

Sorry

Thanks

Brother Kau!

He's boss of Hung Hing, serve him well

Hello, Brother Kau

Don't bullshit

Come, let me caress you

Brother Kau, don't scare her

Caress me if you must

Beat it!

You've scared me!

Brother Kau, how can I face the girls...

...if you don't caress me?

How can I face my juniors if I caress you?

Good! You needn't caress me

but you mustn't take advantage of her

All right, up to you

Besides being patriotic...

...triad gangsters make sense too

What a smart triad boss as you who speaks English

...patriotic and make sense...

I'll bring you complimentary drink

I'm going to toilet

I'll back very soon

Don't come if you're busy!

I'll leave now

Serve the guest well

Come here

Let me caress you

Didn't you say...

...triad gangsters talk sense?

Right, but I didn't say triad gangsters keep words

You think this is a cheap whorehouse?

It's a nightclub here

There's rules in a nightclub

Well, triad bosses have their own culture as well

If we don't caress you...

...do you mean we must be exploited by you?

Right, it's better to be exploited by club girls here

Brother Kau, since you come to fever...

...you mustn't talk as if you're negotiating

Good, besides being patriotic and talk sense...

...triad members respect others' opinion

Come on, baby!

Come exploit me, come on!

So many scars?

This one...

...was made in China Town...

...when boss was fighting...

...with tens of enemies

This one was made when being chopped...

...in Amsterdam

What about the one in the middle?

This one?

This one was made when trying to attack Wanchai Police Station

- Wanchai Police Station? - Right

The cops chopped you up?

No, I was knocked over by a car

Brother Kau, you're terrific!

Not just terrific, but the most terrific!

If you're terrific, why bully club girls?

Your mother is a woman too

Right

But my mother is not a club girl

You mean a club girl must be bullied?

You'll select when you're buying oranges

You'll try to feel oranges, right?

You can't speak back?

Come, let me give you a special treat

Caressing

What if I won't let you do that?

If you won't let me do that

...that means you're standing against Hung Hing!

Who is Hung Hing?

Hung Hing is not a guy

Hung Hing is the name of my organisation

But a name of an organisation knows how to caress?

So this is triad culture!

I don't know what culture you're talking about

but I just won't let you caress me

What then?

Won't let me go to toilet?

Club girls now...

...talk about culture

but they have no culture indeed

Do they talk about culture or not?

Eating your miserable memory again?

Is Brother Kau easy-going?

I had a fight with his entire organisation

So serious?

I'll take a look, no...

A guy who claims to be your boss insists on taking you

But everyone here is a boss

Where?

Handsome guy, here comes Jan

Jan

How come you know I'm here?

After the O.T. that night...

the Board of Directors sent me to a meeting in Japan

and I've only just come back

I know you're working here, so I come for you

Thanks

Mamasam, I want a full escort to go out with him

Come on, let's go. Hurry

It's really... love romance

Shit, Hung Hing!

Why get me a full escort?

I don't have money

It's OK, I'll pay

A bad guy came for me...

...but I don't want to see him - What bad guy?

A fat and ugly guy

How are you recently?

Still eating snack that makes you heaty?

I'm now a club girl, I don't care at all

You mustn't think so

Anyway, don't eat anything that is bad for your health

and don't take up job that's illegal

Am I an evil, greedy woman?

Being greedy is nothing wrong

But the way you make money seems...

...a bit too strange

If you had the same odd experience as I

...you'd also try your best to keep it

You mean love?

Right, why don't you ask me...

...why I must become a club girl?

I needn't ask, what's the use of asking?

I only want to know when you can come back and help me

Maybe later

I'll come back one day and eat all your snack

You know, the first time I met you...

Me too

You too?

You know what I want to ask?

I don't know

But it's not important

OK, let's talk something important

You needn't talk about important affairs

We can sense it

You have the habit of reading newspapers?

10% of men in HK...

You mean they're impotent?

Right, say, will those impotent men...

...come and fever at nightclubs?

I'm one of these men

Very surprising?

A little bit

You needn't have told me

I'll know naturally if I must

No, you won't understand

A man like me will feel better...

...if I tell others this frankly

It'd be shameful if I slept with girls...

...and that they find it out

No, let me tell you

I did see you erected...

...that day in the office

Did you? Don't try to cheer me up

It's true

If you don't believe...

...come to a motel and try it out

Electric therapy? Too bad

Why not?

I don't want our relation to become complicated

We'd better leave it to fate

You want it to be natural?

OK, we needn't go to a motel

We can go to a nature trail

Isn't it natural enough?

OK...

What if you...

...go and quit now, OK?

Let's go on a trip

...and you can give me electric therapy

- OK? - Sure

Very natural!

OK, I'll give up Mark Six for your sake

I finally understand what Mary says

What did she say?

Nothing

See me to the nightclub now

I'll resign at once

Wait for me here, OK?

Thank you, Dr. Jan

You're welcome, as you're big

Stop fooling me

Where shall we go for the trip?

You say...

I suggest Europe

- We take a plane - Wanking?

No, take a plane!

Last time at the office you said you have no car

How are you taking me back now?

You believe me? I drive a Ferrari

A Ferrari sports car!

Mamasan Yuen...

I want to resign

What's wrong?

I'm sorry

None of your business, I'm just not tough enough

You want to resign? No problem

but you must ask the new boss

New boss?

You know him too, come with me

Brother Kau?

Yes, Brother Kau

You want to resign?

OK, but give me one month's notice

I'll compensate a month's pay to you

No way

Why not?

This is nightclub culture

...and also triad culture

The rule

Help her out

Ask him to kill me

She asks you to beat her, don't beat me up

Get lost!

Work on!

I only want to eat fishball noodle...

...but why is life so hard?

Waiting for someone?

Take it easy, it's a public place

What if it's a public place?

Triad gangsters always chop up in public places

What do you want?

Want to make love with you

I'm off duty, I don't want to

I don't mean now

You decide the time and location

You needn't look on

My men have gone to billiard parlour

Look

Jan!

You have lust already

OK, see you at Pacific President Suite tomorrow!

Straight enough

I want my boyfriend to be safe

No problem

I'm a big triad boss

I won't kill anyone without a reason

Go home and get some nutritious food tonight

Sure, but...

...you mustn't behave like a dead fish tomorrow

Don't worry

I am very professional

I assure I'll give you a good time

I won't make you wear condoms

Good, very meaningful

You're so generous

and rent such a luxurious suite?

Since I've promised you

...I must do the best

What are you going to do?

I'll do strip dancing first

then I'll caress myself

I must turn you on and make love with you

Don't be big mouth

Can we start now?

No, I must first see my boyfriend

Bring him in

- Leo! - Jan!

Are you OK?

I'm fine

Jan, don't make love with him

Go away, never mind me, go!

Holy shit!

Jan has promised to do strip dancing for me

then caress herself

and we'll make love, you know?

No, don't make love with him

I've set a will to leave all my money to you

How much?

You set a will?

You needn't bet on Mark Six anymore

My heritage is worth at least 10 tickets of Mark Six

Oh! Kidding man!

Ten tickets of Mark Six is only worth...

A few hundred dollars only!

I can't leave you here

I don't want your money

I want you!

- Jan... - Close your mouth!

Take him out!

OK, do it...

Wonderful!

Why do you two come back?

Out! Get out!

Close the door! Please!

Take the light bulb away!

What is it, Boss?

- Jan... - Leo!

Boss, are you OK?

Boss...

None of my faults

I merely lit the light bulb

and your boss applauded hard

I don't understand

Maybe he think he's a triad boss

...then he's sensitive to something glistening

I was going to make love with him

I don't know why he didn't screw me

...but screwed the light bulb instead

What shall we do?

Help him away

Be careful, Boss

Are you alright?

I am clever enough

You fool

Let's go

Don't hurry, let's not waste the room

What if we... go on with the treatment?

- Here? - Yeah, come on

So the feeling is really wonderful...

...when I can see all the 6 numbers

No

I haven't seen the extra number yet

Doctor, can we leave it till next time?

OK

Boss

You want to fool around?

You're the boss now

Tell you a good news

I've bought up Chuen Kee Fish Ball

I can have free fishball noodle in future, great!

After you retire...

...l'll hand Chuen Kee to you

I can eat fishball noodle and make money

Excellent!

Where's Kau?

Kau...

I'm here, Boss