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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:18,111 CARNAVAL DE SODOMA 2 00:01:50,322 --> 00:01:52,290 Come, Mr. Chang! We need you! 3 00:01:52,824 --> 00:01:54,291 Come downstairs! 4 00:01:56,662 --> 00:01:57,629 Come on! 5 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,594 Hey! You almost got me! 6 00:03:11,803 --> 00:03:15,603 You're disgusting naked, it's worse when dressed. 7 00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:17,767 - Bastard. - Jump off a cliff! 8 00:03:47,806 --> 00:03:50,331 The night promised to be bad, and now this. 9 00:03:51,643 --> 00:03:54,271 How is a girl to make her income? 10 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,117 Yes! 11 00:04:00,819 --> 00:04:04,277 And the future saint, current priest of our church says: 12 00:04:04,356 --> 00:04:08,292 "Will I die watching from the Lord's house... 13 00:04:08,827 --> 00:04:12,285 ...the blooming of the joint of doom that holds pagans... 14 00:04:12,364 --> 00:04:17,597 ...and mocks the Virgin, whose altar lies ahead... 15 00:04:17,669 --> 00:04:20,604 ...of Sodom's door, sponsored by the Chinese... 16 00:04:20,672 --> 00:04:24,108 ...with the council's aid?" No! 17 00:04:33,752 --> 00:04:36,619 Let's see if they keep sinning without any light. 18 00:04:39,891 --> 00:04:42,587 The Chinese says he hopes you'll pay your debt... 19 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:45,789 ...of eight years to the whore house! 20 00:04:45,864 --> 00:04:46,796 Let's go. 21 00:04:46,865 --> 00:04:49,026 They've begun their false accusations. 22 00:04:49,668 --> 00:04:52,762 Oh, Mary, my mother... 23 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:56,766 ... bless us, all mortals... 24 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:02,772 The Royal is so fucked! 25 00:05:14,826 --> 00:05:16,953 Okay, giris. Get to work. 26 00:06:33,638 --> 00:06:37,768 LULU, THE CHINESE 27 00:07:17,315 --> 00:07:18,282 Enough! 28 00:07:19,484 --> 00:07:20,781 Smack him, Chinese! 29 00:07:20,852 --> 00:07:23,946 Yes, give him hell! Like at the fair! 30 00:07:24,022 --> 00:07:26,286 - We'll hold him down! - That'll show him! 31 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,622 Let him stick it up his ass! 32 00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:32,229 Chinese, better use this battery-powered one. 33 00:08:50,642 --> 00:08:57,571 Dear Virgin, you punished me by not giving me children. 34 00:08:57,649 --> 00:09:00,277 You can punish me with my stupid husband... 35 00:09:00,819 --> 00:09:02,286 ...but not with rats. 36 00:09:09,995 --> 00:09:12,793 Pray for the rats. That's all. 37 00:09:28,813 --> 00:09:31,247 Dammit, it smells rot! 38 00:09:31,316 --> 00:09:33,784 Just like your mom's pussy! 39 00:09:45,163 --> 00:09:46,630 Are you stupid? 40 00:09:47,165 --> 00:09:49,292 Don't you know he's only happy... 41 00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:51,062 ...when he gets his ass kicked? 42 00:09:51,136 --> 00:09:52,763 Like this. 43 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:02,947 Get out. 44 00:10:37,816 --> 00:10:38,783 Tora... 45 00:10:39,317 --> 00:10:42,286 That idiot must not know I meant the woman... 46 00:10:42,353 --> 00:10:44,787 ...who banished him from her Fallopian tubes. 47 00:10:46,324 --> 00:10:48,918 You have to educate the town's children... 48 00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:51,791 ...or starve them, like they deserve. 49 00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:53,694 While you get your ass kicked... 50 00:10:53,765 --> 00:10:55,255 ...l'll drink your tea. 51 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,767 It won't get cold and it'll delay my hunger. 52 00:10:59,637 --> 00:11:02,765 My stomach's a bit off. It's just nerves. 53 00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:06,106 People born with sensitivity on their sleeve. 54 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:14,982 You promised to spend the night with me. 55 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:16,281 Fucking traitor! 56 00:11:20,992 --> 00:11:24,120 They hate each other but as soon as they can... 57 00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:25,787 ...they elope to a room. 58 00:11:25,864 --> 00:11:27,798 The Chinese has a drunk's soul. 59 00:11:27,866 --> 00:11:30,926 One day, she won't hate her husband... 60 00:11:31,002 --> 00:11:32,765 ...she'll be fond of him. 61 00:11:32,837 --> 00:11:35,305 How do you know what is in a woman's heart? 62 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,765 How could you know? I do. 63 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:40,778 I was a young, pretty girl... 64 00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:43,110 ...and he lied to me. 65 00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:46,783 He lied to me 66 00:11:47,819 --> 00:11:49,582 He told me he loved me 67 00:11:49,654 --> 00:11:52,248 Why do you humor her? Now we'll hear the story. 68 00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:55,781 "He hurt me, so did my boss". 69 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,294 And to top it all, this fucking song. 70 00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:01,131 No one understands me! 71 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:04,165 No one knows about love! I believed in him. 72 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:09,265 Everything was a lie... 73 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:30,293 There's a paradise in the sleeping platform. 74 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:33,358 It's better than the triumph of the proletariat. 75 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:39,861 Stop singing to the cat. The Chinese will catch you. 76 00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:43,103 Is the Royal going to have a carnival? 77 00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:45,268 Of course it will. 78 00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:47,777 Regulars and strangers will be here. 79 00:12:48,313 --> 00:12:50,781 Who cares about a fucking carnival? 80 00:12:50,848 --> 00:12:54,614 This town! Every year it has always had one... 81 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,246 ...in case you didn't know. - How could you not? 82 00:12:57,322 --> 00:13:00,052 It's the only attraction. What else is there here? 83 00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:02,786 Sloth and carnival. Nothing and carnival. 84 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:03,986 Shit and carnival. 85 00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:07,122 And as carnival is the celebration of sin... 86 00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:10,133 ...what better place to party than a brothel... 87 00:13:10,201 --> 00:13:12,101 ...just like in the past. 88 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:15,765 Maybe The Chinese will let us. 89 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,775 Tell your partner it will be advertising. 90 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:23,770 It'll be good for business. Royal needs a carnival. 91 00:13:39,897 --> 00:13:42,422 Mr. Chang says it's too expensive. 92 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,990 Tell him not to be cheap! 93 00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:46,127 He won't go poor by treating us all. 94 00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:47,603 How much is a few? 95 00:13:47,672 --> 00:13:50,903 I told you! Cheap geezer! 96 00:13:50,975 --> 00:13:53,273 - I'll treat you! - You? 97 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:57,781 Everything! Paper lamps, drinks, sodas... 98 00:13:57,849 --> 00:14:01,250 We'll take you up on that! If he's not drunk, he's crazy! 99 00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:02,786 Costumes for everyone! 100 00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:05,789 - Costumes? - Yes, yes! No. 101 00:14:05,857 --> 00:14:07,119 Not for her. 102 00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:10,786 She never changes her clothes and she stinks. 103 00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:29,613 Here are your costumes, giris. 104 00:14:29,981 --> 00:14:31,608 Pick yours, pick yours. 105 00:14:33,318 --> 00:14:36,082 You should wear a costume too, Ma'am! 106 00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:38,782 You can be free in a costume! 107 00:14:38,856 --> 00:14:41,791 Why do you think we all love to use one? 108 00:14:42,493 --> 00:14:44,051 What if he says something? 109 00:14:44,128 --> 00:14:46,961 Tell him the violinist was splendid... 110 00:14:47,031 --> 00:14:51,434 ...and that by the curis of our Lord of Atocha... 111 00:14:51,502 --> 00:14:54,767 ...he paid for everyone's costume. 112 00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:57,933 Aren't you also in this fucked up house... 113 00:14:58,009 --> 00:15:02,605 ...locked between four walls? Then you get one too. 114 00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:05,809 It's the first time I dress like this. 115 00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:08,785 - Like this? - Like you. 116 00:15:08,853 --> 00:15:12,789 People of this land. A princess. 117 00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:29,773 He's sending me to do my chores. 118 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,776 I have to check if there's a rat nest. 119 00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:10,110 Respectable audience! 120 00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:13,113 Respectable audience! 121 00:16:13,751 --> 00:16:17,778 Today, the women of the Royal... 122 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,790 ...who we know so intimately... 123 00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,292 ...have left their fantasy run wild... 124 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:26,797 ...and behind it goes our imagination. 125 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,799 Men at the Royal! 126 00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:33,098 Friends and mates of so many horny nights! 127 00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:37,764 Mamota is Cleopatra! 128 00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:42,272 Caricona, Carmen in red! 129 00:16:43,815 --> 00:16:47,114 Monica, our tropical Valkyrie! 130 00:16:47,985 --> 00:16:52,786 Angelica, princess Pocahontas! 131 00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:57,617 Maura, the golden breasted odalisque! 132 00:16:59,831 --> 00:17:00,798 Good. 133 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:03,766 Good. 134 00:17:04,735 --> 00:17:06,259 Pour me some more so it's not obvious... 135 00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:08,271 ...that you're only good at punching. 136 00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:14,767 My friends! Gathering partners! 137 00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:20,773 Today, we celebrate love, flesh and sin! 138 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:26,586 Because, as I said once, these are new times... 139 00:17:26,657 --> 00:17:29,592 ...where even imagining is a sin. 140 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,629 What happened to that nostalgia, people? 141 00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:36,758 - Who cares? - Just dance, sweetie! 142 00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:37,766 Fag! 143 00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:41,601 Get down! 144 00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:46,573 I organized this. I hung the lamps. 145 00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:48,771 - No! - Stop it! 146 00:20:21,832 --> 00:20:23,129 Don't die, Liu. 147 00:20:24,301 --> 00:20:25,768 Don't die, Lulu. 148 00:20:26,804 --> 00:20:28,772 Not before I say I love you. 149 00:20:29,974 --> 00:20:32,602 My father chose you with proverbial wisdom. 150 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:35,938 You were the wisest and most faithful of wives. 151 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,616 I didn't tell you because my parents were cruel... 152 00:20:39,684 --> 00:20:42,016 ... and didn't show me how to have feelings. 153 00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:46,949 I never dared caress your ebony hair... 154 00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:49,319 ... nor kiss your porcelain skin. 155 00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:51,955 Now, you're gone. 156 00:20:52,663 --> 00:20:55,131 You leave me yearning for the best of wives. 157 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:59,769 We were one soul, one feeling. 158 00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:03,773 I'm sorry for the unhappiness I caused you. 159 00:21:04,809 --> 00:21:07,277 I'm sorry because you made me happy... 160 00:21:08,312 --> 00:21:09,745 ... the happiest husband... 161 00:21:09,814 --> 00:21:12,783 ... to the east and west of the planet. 162 00:22:31,328 --> 00:22:34,297 My name is Lulu and I'm Guadalupan. 163 00:22:46,143 --> 00:22:49,271 Lies, it was all lies! 164 00:22:49,346 --> 00:22:51,610 The kisses, the roses... 165 00:23:10,835 --> 00:23:12,268 Why so lonely, Angel? 166 00:23:14,138 --> 00:23:15,765 Not as lonely as you. 167 00:23:16,974 --> 00:23:19,772 And it's your best night. 168 00:23:19,844 --> 00:23:23,780 I love the hassle. Bastard, wretch! 169 00:23:25,816 --> 00:23:26,783 Shit. 170 00:23:27,651 --> 00:23:30,643 The pretty girl wishes to have the fat lesbian's luck. 171 00:23:30,721 --> 00:23:33,781 - Me? Pretty? - No. Me pretty. 172 00:23:33,858 --> 00:23:35,621 I'm all alone here. 173 00:23:35,693 --> 00:23:38,287 And those fat giris having a great time. 174 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:41,889 Again with the protestors... 175 00:23:41,966 --> 00:23:45,663 ...led by that traitor bastard to the proletariat... 176 00:23:45,736 --> 00:23:47,931 ...and the priest's ass-kisser. 177 00:23:48,806 --> 00:23:51,604 At night, all the cats come out. 178 00:23:51,675 --> 00:23:55,076 How am I to make a living? Wait! 179 00:23:55,145 --> 00:23:58,114 I bet you wouldn't look down on me. 180 00:23:58,649 --> 00:23:59,877 I'm not in the mood. 181 00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:04,785 Monica, you're gaffe. Your bad luck is a plague. 182 00:24:06,657 --> 00:24:09,785 That's why these losers prefer Caricona... 183 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:12,795 ...pussy face, than risk you. 184 00:24:13,664 --> 00:24:15,791 Your bad luck is that everyone knows... 185 00:24:15,866 --> 00:24:17,595 ...you give bad luck. 186 00:24:22,139 --> 00:24:24,733 Come with me to the room. 187 00:24:24,808 --> 00:24:26,537 I'll give you a special price... 188 00:24:26,610 --> 00:24:29,272 ...as long as I can shut Angel up! 189 00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:31,610 Bad luck my ass! 190 00:24:37,154 --> 00:24:40,783 - Look at all the rats. - Like you're so clean! 191 00:24:44,995 --> 00:24:46,792 They're a lot of rats. 192 00:24:58,475 --> 00:24:59,772 He lied to me 193 00:25:00,644 --> 00:25:03,772 He told me he loved me and it wasn't true 194 00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:05,781 I usually get hard very easily... 195 00:25:05,849 --> 00:25:07,612 ...with a little rub. 196 00:25:08,652 --> 00:25:11,120 Your song takes away even the urgency. 197 00:25:11,822 --> 00:25:13,790 You lack professionalism. 198 00:25:13,857 --> 00:25:15,791 Or as they say, you're gaffe. 199 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,958 I risk it for any Jacobin... 200 00:25:19,029 --> 00:25:22,795 ...resigned, the soul of the proletariat, okay? 201 00:25:22,866 --> 00:25:25,266 Yes, surely the fault is mine. 202 00:25:28,472 --> 00:25:30,940 Torita, come on. Give me another chance. 203 00:25:31,475 --> 00:25:34,103 I promise not to sing anymore. I swear it. 204 00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:36,840 You'll see, I'll bring your libido back. 205 00:25:37,815 --> 00:25:41,774 It recoils just by hearing that he lied to you. 206 00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:44,514 Besides, I told you, I'm not in the mood. 207 00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:49,960 Drinking coffee while I work? 208 00:25:51,996 --> 00:25:53,623 It's a calories thing. 209 00:25:54,999 --> 00:25:58,765 The Chinese added too much sugar and I only had breakfast. 210 00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:00,770 This may be water, but sugar helps. 211 00:26:02,806 --> 00:26:07,607 I can fool my hunger and maybe get in the mood. 212 00:26:08,645 --> 00:26:10,112 This really sucks. 213 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:12,080 Eat with only two cents... 214 00:26:12,149 --> 00:26:16,779 ...and finish off with an ineligible whore. 215 00:26:24,328 --> 00:26:26,626 How can I be professional like this? 216 00:26:27,831 --> 00:26:29,799 If the client doesn't cooperate! 217 00:26:41,145 --> 00:26:42,772 I almost had him. 218 00:26:43,814 --> 00:26:48,615 Sure, first the coffee and now a walk, asshole. 219 00:26:54,324 --> 00:26:55,291 Right! 220 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,787 There are no rights here. 221 00:26:57,861 --> 00:26:59,954 Only the sacred name of this place. 222 00:27:05,636 --> 00:27:07,263 What's happening to me? 223 00:27:23,821 --> 00:27:25,789 Three empty weekends. 224 00:27:26,657 --> 00:27:28,124 I need a man. 225 00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:31,127 Go figure. A horny whore. 226 00:27:31,662 --> 00:27:33,630 It's her fault. 227 00:27:33,697 --> 00:27:35,756 Hasn't she stolen a client of yours? 228 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:39,599 Not one because you and I are that saying: 229 00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:42,901 "The pretty girl wants the ugly girl's luck". 230 00:27:42,973 --> 00:27:45,567 And the dog's too. 231 00:27:45,642 --> 00:27:50,079 You're an annoying whore and in this business... 232 00:27:50,147 --> 00:27:52,615 ...all that gets you is spoils. 233 00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,277 Not annoying, I was deceived by a traitor... 234 00:27:55,352 --> 00:27:57,115 ...just like the other girl! 235 00:27:57,654 --> 00:28:00,623 We'll see when I get all your clients... 236 00:28:00,691 --> 00:28:02,283 ...lucky bitches. 237 00:28:06,330 --> 00:28:08,924 Great to see you, Violinist. We missed you. 238 00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:11,593 We saved your coffee so the Chinese wouldn't notice. 239 00:28:11,668 --> 00:28:14,102 It's been tough for me. I'm horny. 240 00:28:14,171 --> 00:28:15,729 Lend me your instrument. 241 00:28:15,806 --> 00:28:17,774 Please do her. She's unbearable! 242 00:28:17,841 --> 00:28:20,605 She's sung her song three times... 243 00:28:20,677 --> 00:28:22,770 ...and it's only morning. 244 00:28:32,823 --> 00:28:34,791 All treachery and evil. 245 00:28:35,325 --> 00:28:37,793 They pretended to help a poor relative. 246 00:28:37,861 --> 00:28:41,627 They brought me here as a maid, an illegal. 247 00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:42,790 That's wrong. 248 00:28:44,001 --> 00:28:47,767 My boss' wife caught him with me. He goes: 249 00:28:48,305 --> 00:28:51,103 "A countrywoman will take care of you... 250 00:28:51,175 --> 00:28:52,608 ...during the divorce." 251 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:56,613 That fucking madam was foreign. 252 00:28:57,481 --> 00:28:58,778 She was foreign. 253 00:29:07,824 --> 00:29:08,791 Hey... 254 00:29:10,827 --> 00:29:12,761 ...tell me you don't believe... 255 00:29:12,829 --> 00:29:14,626 ...that I'm bad luck. 256 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,260 I'm cursed. I laugh at your bad luck. 257 00:29:20,137 --> 00:29:23,766 Oh, Violinist! Violinist, if you were only a man. 258 00:29:24,741 --> 00:29:26,572 I'm a man who doesn't get hard... 259 00:29:26,643 --> 00:29:29,111 ...but I'm a man. - A man in other ways. 260 00:29:30,814 --> 00:29:33,783 If you were, you'd be my male prostitute. 261 00:29:34,318 --> 00:29:36,115 And I'd let you be my pimp. 262 00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:41,279 Don't think that I'd do that because of this. 263 00:29:41,825 --> 00:29:44,293 For this rub you're treating me with. 264 00:29:44,361 --> 00:29:47,797 No, because you're not a treacherous man... 265 00:29:47,864 --> 00:29:49,957 ...who plays with a woman's love. 266 00:29:51,735 --> 00:29:53,100 Like that asshole. 267 00:29:53,170 --> 00:29:55,764 - The usual? - No. 268 00:29:57,808 --> 00:29:59,275 The one with balls. 269 00:30:02,646 --> 00:30:04,113 I'm feeling down. 270 00:30:09,486 --> 00:30:11,113 He lied to me 271 00:30:12,656 --> 00:30:15,284 He told me he loved me 272 00:30:19,663 --> 00:30:21,790 And it wasn't true 273 00:30:22,766 --> 00:30:24,757 Oh, Violinist! Violinist! 274 00:30:27,304 --> 00:30:28,601 He lied. 275 00:31:06,977 --> 00:31:10,572 Dear Virgin, I, the sacred wife... 276 00:31:10,647 --> 00:31:13,115 ...ask that the evil whore who slept with my husband... 277 00:31:13,183 --> 00:31:15,583 ...gets gingivitis and sore armpits. 278 00:31:15,652 --> 00:31:16,619 Pray for her. 279 00:31:16,687 --> 00:31:18,678 Dear Virgin, may the over pious wife... 280 00:31:18,755 --> 00:31:21,383 ...who clings to her husband, the Mayor, to be kept... 281 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:24,291 ...get wrinkled like a prune and that the creases... 282 00:31:24,361 --> 00:31:27,262 ...of her flat ass won't hide her misery. 283 00:31:27,331 --> 00:31:28,798 Pray for her. 284 00:31:28,865 --> 00:31:31,766 Kind Virgin, may a putrid pox... 285 00:31:31,835 --> 00:31:34,269 ...mark her who pretended to be innocent... 286 00:31:34,338 --> 00:31:36,067 ...and stole my husband's heart. 287 00:31:36,139 --> 00:31:37,766 Pray for her. 288 00:31:37,841 --> 00:31:39,103 Immaculate Virgin... 289 00:31:39,176 --> 00:31:41,440 ...may your eternal curse steal the peace... 290 00:31:41,511 --> 00:31:43,570 ...of the woman who let her husband... 291 00:31:43,647 --> 00:31:46,775 ...abuse my innocence. Pray for her. 292 00:31:47,317 --> 00:31:48,249 He lied to me. 293 00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:52,117 Powerful Virgin, to that lived-in female... 294 00:31:52,189 --> 00:31:54,453 ...who says my husband stole her innocence... 295 00:31:54,524 --> 00:31:56,856 ...he didn't lie to her. She brainwashed him... 296 00:31:56,927 --> 00:31:59,623 ...with disgusting tricks. 297 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:03,788 Virgin, pray for her. 298 00:32:06,970 --> 00:32:08,767 Tell her it's bad luck. 299 00:32:11,141 --> 00:32:13,769 Ask the Virgin to make her more gaffe. 300 00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:15,778 That will hurt, you'll see. 301 00:32:19,816 --> 00:32:23,582 Merciful Virgin, give her more bad luck... 302 00:32:23,653 --> 00:32:25,951 ...make her more gaffe. Pray for her. 303 00:32:26,022 --> 00:32:28,923 No, that's not fair. We discussed this. 304 00:32:28,992 --> 00:32:30,960 I don't play with my bad luck. 305 00:32:31,995 --> 00:32:34,259 I am now the gaffe and that sucks... 306 00:32:34,331 --> 00:32:36,799 ...because a voracious whore just got to the Royal. 307 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:39,665 I don't agree that he lied to you. 308 00:32:39,736 --> 00:32:41,101 Absolutely not. 309 00:32:41,171 --> 00:32:42,798 My husband may be disloyal... 310 00:32:43,807 --> 00:32:45,775 ...but how could he lie to a servant? 311 00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:48,276 He swore he'd marry me! He lied... 312 00:32:49,312 --> 00:32:50,279 Anyway... 313 00:32:50,647 --> 00:32:53,616 He's gone now. Only you and I are left. 314 00:32:54,151 --> 00:32:55,948 - Are we going to be mad? - No. 315 00:32:57,988 --> 00:33:01,788 Just don't bring up the bad luck thing. 316 00:33:02,659 --> 00:33:03,785 It hurts. 317 00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:05,293 Okay, not that. 318 00:33:05,829 --> 00:33:07,797 Until next week, as always... 319 00:33:07,864 --> 00:33:10,628 ...at the same time. - I have to run. 320 00:33:25,816 --> 00:33:27,784 It's not fair that the fucking native... 321 00:33:27,851 --> 00:33:30,285 ...is advising Rachel to say I'm bad luck. 322 00:33:30,754 --> 00:33:31,778 It's not fair! 323 00:33:31,855 --> 00:33:34,949 I don't care that he said he was sorry! 324 00:33:35,025 --> 00:33:37,619 I don't know why you go every week... 325 00:33:37,694 --> 00:33:39,958 ...to throw insults with that pair. 326 00:33:40,497 --> 00:33:42,590 It's understandable from the old hag... 327 00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,896 ...and the bootlicking native, but you? 328 00:33:44,968 --> 00:33:46,765 What's the point? 329 00:33:46,837 --> 00:33:49,772 Neither she nor I can forgive the liar. 330 00:33:50,307 --> 00:33:53,765 She's the sacred wife and I'm the abused virgin. 331 00:33:54,311 --> 00:33:56,779 That creates a bond. 332 00:33:56,847 --> 00:33:58,109 A relationship. 333 00:33:58,815 --> 00:34:00,077 Anyway. 334 00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:01,947 What do you know about love? 335 00:34:02,018 --> 00:34:04,646 Besides, the native says it's like a confessi�n. 336 00:34:04,721 --> 00:34:07,281 It's in their interest. They're scared of the priest... 337 00:34:07,357 --> 00:34:11,919 ...and I, a common whore, who'll absolve me? 338 00:34:11,995 --> 00:34:14,429 There you have it. If it's not a confessi�n... 339 00:34:14,498 --> 00:34:16,966 ...at least I can get the anger off my chest. 340 00:34:18,802 --> 00:34:21,100 But what would you know of the heart? 341 00:34:23,306 --> 00:34:25,774 I'm even jealous you're not a man. 342 00:34:26,643 --> 00:34:28,110 I mean, a functional man... 343 00:34:28,178 --> 00:34:30,373 ...because you have no heart to be broken. 344 00:34:31,147 --> 00:34:33,672 To find advantages to my disgrace... 345 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,240 It may be to you... 346 00:34:35,318 --> 00:34:37,946 ...but you've saved yourself of a broken heart. 347 00:34:39,656 --> 00:34:40,782 Violinist! 348 00:34:41,658 --> 00:34:43,785 Sell your story to the soap operas. 349 00:34:44,327 --> 00:34:45,794 Picture it. 350 00:34:45,862 --> 00:34:50,299 "Dead beat brothel, castrated Violinist's lair". 351 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:52,267 And in love, to top it all. 352 00:34:52,969 --> 00:34:54,937 That's an eye-popper. 353 00:34:55,805 --> 00:34:59,274 The Royal doesn't only help hygienic functions... 354 00:34:59,342 --> 00:35:02,277 ...like the expulsi�n of manly fluids... 355 00:35:02,345 --> 00:35:05,781 ...but also cultural functions! A poetry contest! 356 00:35:06,316 --> 00:35:08,216 And a historical costume contest! 357 00:35:08,818 --> 00:35:12,584 But only characters who are in this encyclopedia. 358 00:35:12,656 --> 00:35:16,114 He says no! It's expensive. Very expensive. 359 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,094 Surely the fucking Chinese did the numbers. 360 00:35:19,162 --> 00:35:20,629 Who will pay? 361 00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:23,591 I'll pay! I will. Costume for everyone... 362 00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:28,104 ...lguana and Patria. - Patria?! Move! 363 00:35:29,806 --> 00:35:31,774 He takes care of us... 364 00:35:31,841 --> 00:35:34,776 ...even though he's castrated! 365 00:35:38,148 --> 00:35:40,776 - The costume? - With what? 366 00:35:41,818 --> 00:35:43,649 I pawned my soul for the drinks... 367 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,120 ...how will I pay for everyone's costume? 368 00:35:46,189 --> 00:35:49,283 Buying one for Patria? Teporocho is already disguised. 369 00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:52,294 Just buy mine. Okay? 370 00:35:53,330 --> 00:35:56,299 - She can be Eve. - Bitch! 371 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,766 Stop encouraging her! If you were a gentleman... 372 00:36:00,837 --> 00:36:03,601 ...you'd buy my costume so they could see... 373 00:36:03,673 --> 00:36:05,607 ...that you and me are different! 374 00:36:22,826 --> 00:36:24,953 Drinks but no costume. 375 00:36:28,832 --> 00:36:31,300 And Maura will start saying... 376 00:36:31,368 --> 00:36:33,768 ...I could be Eve, a free costume. 377 00:36:34,638 --> 00:36:35,764 What costume? 378 00:36:35,839 --> 00:36:39,832 Everyone at the Royal knows me back and forth. 379 00:36:42,812 --> 00:36:45,906 Counting my money, my savings... 380 00:36:45,982 --> 00:36:47,279 ...to buy my costume. 381 00:36:47,817 --> 00:36:49,978 And that bitch is stealing my clients. 382 00:36:57,761 --> 00:36:58,785 No costume... 383 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,278 The Violinist bought it. The most expensive. 384 00:37:20,817 --> 00:37:22,375 He bought just one for me. 385 00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:27,112 Take advantage. The night looks slow. 386 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,888 The clients are partying but no talk of the sack. 387 00:37:31,828 --> 00:37:34,797 Men nowadays. They either drink or fuck... 388 00:37:34,864 --> 00:37:37,799 ...but never both. - It's the traitor's fault. 389 00:37:37,867 --> 00:37:39,767 Surely she gave discounts. 390 00:37:40,136 --> 00:37:42,764 It's a party, they should spend money. 391 00:37:45,742 --> 00:37:47,767 You and your nonsense. 392 00:37:57,654 --> 00:38:00,623 Priest, I'm your lost sheep. 393 00:38:01,658 --> 00:38:05,788 I'll wear your soutane and we could have fun. 394 00:38:07,831 --> 00:38:12,564 - I don't think so. - It went to your head. 395 00:38:12,635 --> 00:38:14,569 That's why you treat me like this. 396 00:38:14,637 --> 00:38:17,765 Surely some fucking bitch told you I'm gaffe. 397 00:38:19,809 --> 00:38:22,778 Some costume you're wearing. 398 00:38:22,979 --> 00:38:25,573 Priest! I don't fucking care! 399 00:38:25,648 --> 00:38:27,616 I don't care about Christ! 400 00:38:35,825 --> 00:38:37,793 I'll settle the score. 401 00:39:08,825 --> 00:39:10,793 Hey, disgusting. 402 00:39:14,164 --> 00:39:15,358 I can't believe it. 403 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:19,101 To change me for a dump? 404 00:39:22,138 --> 00:39:23,901 I do a great job. 405 00:39:23,973 --> 00:39:25,941 I am refined, elegant... 406 00:39:26,009 --> 00:39:29,274 ...my room is pretty and well-decorated. 407 00:39:32,315 --> 00:39:33,976 What is the food doing here? 408 00:39:35,819 --> 00:39:37,343 And they say I'm bad luck... 409 00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:40,787 ...that I'm unlucky. It was the liar's fault... 410 00:39:40,857 --> 00:39:42,791 ...and now, the rumor has spread. 411 00:39:43,326 --> 00:39:44,623 Fuck this. 412 00:39:45,762 --> 00:39:49,254 Blessed Virgin, take the man stealer. 413 00:39:49,766 --> 00:39:51,631 She steals all my clients. 414 00:39:52,802 --> 00:39:56,761 All I ask are two per night. Only two per night. 415 00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:59,104 I can clear my debts with that. 416 00:39:59,642 --> 00:40:02,270 What are you asking our Holy Mother? 417 00:40:02,745 --> 00:40:04,110 You damn whore. 418 00:40:04,747 --> 00:40:07,614 It's not only a sin, it's sacrilege! 419 00:40:08,818 --> 00:40:10,615 Out, whore. 420 00:40:11,654 --> 00:40:13,246 You heard me! Out! 421 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:15,291 Are you taking the native's place? 422 00:40:15,358 --> 00:40:17,292 That's on Thursday's, Father. 423 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,628 I come here in the name of God's wrath! 424 00:40:19,696 --> 00:40:22,256 - Babylon! - Monica. 425 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:24,129 My name is Monica and I'm here... 426 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,760 ...because I have a deal with your helper. 427 00:40:27,303 --> 00:40:30,932 I disrespect the lady because she agrees to it. 428 00:40:31,641 --> 00:40:34,769 I don't know the native through the brothel. 429 00:40:35,311 --> 00:40:37,779 Of course not. I like praying... 430 00:40:37,847 --> 00:40:40,577 ...and he says my insult is like a penance... 431 00:40:40,650 --> 00:40:44,108 ...because you don't absolve astray women. 432 00:40:51,661 --> 00:40:53,128 What are your sins? 433 00:40:58,635 --> 00:40:59,761 He lied to me 434 00:41:00,637 --> 00:41:03,765 He said he loved me and it was a lie 435 00:41:04,307 --> 00:41:05,604 He never loved me 436 00:41:05,675 --> 00:41:08,269 He didn't love me, it wasn't true 437 00:41:08,811 --> 00:41:12,611 He let me adore him He lied to me 438 00:41:12,682 --> 00:41:16,118 THE THREE MUSKETEERS 439 00:41:17,654 --> 00:41:19,121 This is a mess. 440 00:41:20,156 --> 00:41:21,783 A veritable racket. 441 00:41:22,659 --> 00:41:25,253 Even the heavenly mob came to get us. 442 00:41:25,328 --> 00:41:27,796 They came at a terrible time. 443 00:41:27,864 --> 00:41:29,798 How am I to get a client? 444 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:32,596 They cut the power. Those assholes. 445 00:41:32,669 --> 00:41:34,603 All Christian and cocky. 446 00:41:34,671 --> 00:41:38,107 Too bad. It's time for the Chinese to pay the drinks. 447 00:41:38,174 --> 00:41:39,835 The revolutionary tax. 448 00:41:56,492 --> 00:41:58,790 Mr. Chang says to pay what you drink! 449 00:41:58,861 --> 00:42:00,795 Mr. Chang doesn't like thieves! 450 00:42:02,832 --> 00:42:07,599 The birds of prey fight! They pull each other... 451 00:42:07,670 --> 00:42:10,764 ...into a fierce grip over cheap booze! 452 00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:17,768 Calm down, Ma'am. I could show you... 453 00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:20,281 ...how to start a revolutionary movement. 454 00:42:20,817 --> 00:42:24,776 The Chinese has you whipped. Your boss is your husband. 455 00:42:24,854 --> 00:42:27,789 And he bitches like only husband's can. 456 00:42:39,736 --> 00:42:42,261 Gentlemen, gentlemen! Gentlemen. 457 00:42:43,306 --> 00:42:47,766 Brave wisterias who battle the stars... 458 00:42:47,844 --> 00:42:49,607 ...in a central battle... 459 00:42:51,647 --> 00:42:53,774 ...when my kingdom is in danger. 460 00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:58,780 "Brave wisterias?". Give me a break. 461 00:42:59,655 --> 00:43:01,623 Wisterias don't fight. 462 00:43:01,691 --> 00:43:04,125 Vegetables vegetate, idiot. 463 00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:05,786 It's a metaphor. 464 00:43:08,164 --> 00:43:10,792 Why explain? You only like to mess around. 465 00:43:10,867 --> 00:43:13,097 I like to mess around, so I do. 466 00:43:13,169 --> 00:43:15,262 You like to write and look at you. 467 00:43:15,338 --> 00:43:17,101 "Fighting wisterias." 468 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,768 A full job for the price of a quickie. 469 00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:22,777 If I had money... 470 00:43:22,845 --> 00:43:26,679 ...do you think I'd steal your boss' booze? 471 00:43:26,749 --> 00:43:31,777 Miss Triumph here has another empty night. 472 00:43:31,854 --> 00:43:34,618 Go ahead, I'll tell Lulu to bring Iguana... 473 00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:36,783 ...to break your balls. - Deal. 474 00:43:37,326 --> 00:43:39,385 Take it out on me and not your boss... 475 00:43:39,462 --> 00:43:41,453 ...who took you for a great imbecile. 476 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:44,967 Dona Lulu! Dona Lulu! They're messing with me! 477 00:43:45,034 --> 00:43:47,229 You fell for it! You fell for it! 478 00:43:47,303 --> 00:43:49,100 You made my night, idiot. 479 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,767 Iguana is on his way. 480 00:43:53,643 --> 00:43:55,270 Stop messing with the girl. 481 00:43:55,344 --> 00:43:57,141 It's one thing not to fuck her... 482 00:43:57,213 --> 00:43:59,613 ...but another to break her patience. 483 00:44:00,483 --> 00:44:02,610 The protector of whores. 484 00:44:02,685 --> 00:44:04,778 The archangel of the exploited. 485 00:44:04,854 --> 00:44:07,789 Momma's boy worried about the proletariat. 486 00:44:08,658 --> 00:44:09,955 Want her bad luck? 487 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:13,026 Superstitions are the opium of the people. 488 00:44:13,096 --> 00:44:16,793 - The people are fucked! - Get up! 489 00:44:19,302 --> 00:44:21,270 You're rude! Rude! 490 00:44:27,810 --> 00:44:29,277 It's on the house... 491 00:44:29,345 --> 00:44:31,609 ...so I won't have a blank slate tonight... 492 00:44:31,681 --> 00:44:34,275 ...and Angel will get off my case. 493 00:44:34,350 --> 00:44:36,614 - Okay, for free. - Yes. 494 00:44:36,686 --> 00:44:39,120 Dona Lulu, tell your husband... 495 00:44:39,188 --> 00:44:41,782 ...to give me a room. 496 00:44:54,804 --> 00:44:58,604 - Look at all the rats. - Like you're so clean! 497 00:44:58,674 --> 00:45:00,471 You've never seen a rat before? 498 00:45:00,810 --> 00:45:02,277 They're a lot of rats. 499 00:45:02,645 --> 00:45:04,772 You can count them later. Let's go. 500 00:45:19,162 --> 00:45:20,129 Oh, yes. 501 00:45:20,663 --> 00:45:21,595 Oh, yes. 502 00:45:25,801 --> 00:45:27,769 What's wrong? Huh? 503 00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:37,772 Don't! 504 00:45:37,847 --> 00:45:40,111 If you go downstairs now everyone will know! 505 00:45:40,183 --> 00:45:43,619 The Chinese will be upset and he'll want an explanation! 506 00:45:43,686 --> 00:45:45,779 So what? Professional pride? 507 00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:48,783 Instead of bending to his will... 508 00:45:48,858 --> 00:45:51,952 ...you should organize a general strike. 509 00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:54,630 That's professional pride. 510 00:45:56,165 --> 00:45:57,792 Why the rush, Tora? 511 00:45:58,334 --> 00:45:59,266 Tora. 512 00:46:08,311 --> 00:46:09,938 You had no money, huh? 513 00:47:01,163 --> 00:47:03,791 How about that? Your friend paid extra. 514 00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:07,234 I left him almost dead. 515 00:47:07,303 --> 00:47:09,771 You're a bad whore and a bad liar. 516 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,268 Where would the slob get money to pay you? 517 00:47:13,342 --> 00:47:15,776 Enough of that. Since I got here... 518 00:47:15,845 --> 00:47:17,836 ...I wanted someone the hear the poem. 519 00:47:17,913 --> 00:47:21,110 I'm sending it to the third Hendecasyllable Contest. 520 00:47:21,651 --> 00:47:24,779 The Chinese aren't there to read it to them. 521 00:47:25,321 --> 00:47:27,289 The other day, he heard me. 522 00:47:27,356 --> 00:47:28,789 He was all serious. 523 00:47:30,826 --> 00:47:32,919 I swear, it seemed like he understood. 524 00:47:32,995 --> 00:47:35,293 Monica's singing and your verses... 525 00:47:35,364 --> 00:47:37,127 ...are both awful. 526 00:47:37,667 --> 00:47:41,603 Yours are worse, hendecasyllable or not. 527 00:47:41,671 --> 00:47:43,935 That is so fucked up. 528 00:47:48,811 --> 00:47:51,609 Iguana, I'll read you my verse. 529 00:47:52,815 --> 00:47:53,782 Verse? 530 00:47:56,986 --> 00:47:57,953 Fag. 531 00:48:01,490 --> 00:48:04,254 Do you know what a hendecasyllable is? 532 00:48:04,327 --> 00:48:07,296 To the room. Full price for both of us. 533 00:48:22,311 --> 00:48:26,111 Brave wisterias who battle the stars... 534 00:48:26,182 --> 00:48:27,774 ...in a central battle... 535 00:48:28,651 --> 00:48:30,778 ...and in the fiery spots they cast... 536 00:48:30,853 --> 00:48:33,617 ...upon the night tropical heaven... 537 00:48:34,323 --> 00:48:35,290 "Wiseterias?" 538 00:48:36,659 --> 00:48:39,287 Wisteria. It's a flower. 539 00:48:39,762 --> 00:48:41,286 I've never heard of it. 540 00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:44,800 That doesn't mean it doesn't exist. 541 00:48:45,801 --> 00:48:48,395 Wisteria, bougainvillea, anything... 542 00:48:48,471 --> 00:48:50,735 ...what matters is the rhythm of the words. 543 00:48:50,806 --> 00:48:53,274 Let's hear it. What's it like? 544 00:48:54,143 --> 00:48:57,112 It's... It's the sound... 545 00:48:57,646 --> 00:48:59,944 He doesn't know! 546 00:49:01,150 --> 00:49:03,948 He's writing verses to a plant he doesn't know. 547 00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:06,788 You are a real idiot, Edoy. 548 00:49:09,325 --> 00:49:10,622 Brave... 549 00:49:21,804 --> 00:49:24,773 Useless. It's all useless. 550 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,571 The Fearless Shazaam. He left... 551 00:49:28,644 --> 00:49:31,272 Pay us. A deal's a deal. 552 00:49:31,814 --> 00:49:34,783 Charge The Fearless Shazaam! 553 00:49:59,809 --> 00:50:01,071 And? 554 00:50:01,143 --> 00:50:03,611 There's a paradise in the sleeping platform. 555 00:50:03,679 --> 00:50:06,614 It's better than the triumph of the proletariat. 556 00:50:10,986 --> 00:50:13,284 Maybe she knows about poetry. 557 00:50:25,334 --> 00:50:28,269 Angel, if you haven't been with that woman... 558 00:50:28,337 --> 00:50:31,602 You have to go find her tomorrow. 559 00:50:31,674 --> 00:50:33,574 And she's amazing. 560 00:50:33,642 --> 00:50:36,270 - I went to her one night. - One? Just one? 561 00:50:36,812 --> 00:50:39,838 That's my style. Angel's style. 562 00:50:40,649 --> 00:50:43,584 For Angel, earthly pleasure isn't enough. 563 00:50:43,652 --> 00:50:47,611 You are stupid. I'm going back to fuck her. 564 00:50:52,661 --> 00:50:53,628 Bitch. 565 00:50:54,663 --> 00:50:57,632 I'll find a wisteria. 566 00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:02,763 I'll rub it in her face tomorrow, the whore. 567 00:51:03,806 --> 00:51:07,264 I write verses for wisterias because I know! 568 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,788 You, my Jade Princess. You. 569 00:51:22,157 --> 00:51:24,785 You're my best verse, dammit. 570 00:51:25,828 --> 00:51:27,796 One night with you... 571 00:51:28,831 --> 00:51:30,799 ...and you make me write verses. 572 00:51:33,636 --> 00:51:37,595 Half an hour ago, the deadline ended... 573 00:51:37,673 --> 00:51:42,110 ... for the verse contest by the Ministry of Culture. 574 00:51:42,811 --> 00:51:46,770 I, Augusto Mancera... 575 00:51:46,849 --> 00:51:48,783 ... have the honor... 576 00:51:48,851 --> 00:51:50,785 ... to preside the jury... 577 00:51:50,853 --> 00:51:53,617 ... for the now traditional... 578 00:51:53,689 --> 00:51:55,782 ... Hendecasyllable Contest. 579 00:51:57,326 --> 00:52:00,625 And now, on to other news. 580 00:52:02,331 --> 00:52:04,629 All right, Mancera. All right! 581 00:52:05,668 --> 00:52:07,260 I'll win this time! 582 00:52:08,304 --> 00:52:09,771 I will win. 583 00:52:10,739 --> 00:52:14,607 Even if Mancera and the Mayor laugh... 584 00:52:15,311 --> 00:52:19,111 ...I dream of the scent of wisterias now... 585 00:52:20,149 --> 00:52:21,946 ...of her. - How do you know? 586 00:52:22,818 --> 00:52:24,786 I saw it in the dictionary. 587 00:52:24,853 --> 00:52:26,286 What are they like? 588 00:52:26,755 --> 00:52:27,779 Like her! 589 00:52:28,991 --> 00:52:32,791 Cold, brilliant, jade... 590 00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:34,795 Stop, brother, I'm getting hard. 591 00:52:35,664 --> 00:52:38,258 That doesn't matter, it's of no use to you. 592 00:52:38,334 --> 00:52:41,770 Chang has her hidden, reserved. I looked for her. 593 00:52:42,638 --> 00:52:44,697 Every time I went to the upper floor... 594 00:52:44,773 --> 00:52:46,764 ...the Chinese appeared and brought Iguana. 595 00:52:47,309 --> 00:52:49,777 Between the princess and Iguana... 596 00:52:49,845 --> 00:52:51,904 ...lguana's fists won. 597 00:52:51,981 --> 00:52:54,779 Every time he hits me, he makes my night. 598 00:52:54,850 --> 00:52:58,445 Next time, fuck her. Iguana will beat you... 599 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,114 ...and it's a win-win. - It'll be soon, Angel. 600 00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:08,790 I thought up an idea. A simple, perfect idea. 601 00:53:10,332 --> 00:53:12,630 Carnival at the Royal. 602 00:53:13,736 --> 00:53:16,762 Costumes, dance and poetry contests. 603 00:53:17,306 --> 00:53:19,774 That night, the whole staff is there. 604 00:53:19,842 --> 00:53:23,778 No woman rejects a party, much less a costume. 605 00:53:25,814 --> 00:53:27,782 Carnival at the Royal. 606 00:53:48,804 --> 00:53:52,763 XARVstation presents: 607 00:53:54,309 --> 00:53:57,608 The heroic and romantic adventures... 608 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,774 ... of the amazing, and incredible... 609 00:54:01,316 --> 00:54:03,784 ... The Fearless Shazaam. 610 00:54:03,852 --> 00:54:06,286 - Yes, yes, here! - A party? 611 00:54:06,355 --> 00:54:08,687 - No, carnival. - Carnival. 612 00:54:08,757 --> 00:54:10,122 - Carnival. - Carnival. 613 00:54:10,659 --> 00:54:11,785 Carnival. 614 00:54:13,328 --> 00:54:14,625 This is useless. 615 00:54:15,330 --> 00:54:19,266 Carnival! Carnival! Giris, carnival! 616 00:54:19,334 --> 00:54:20,232 Carnival! 617 00:54:20,803 --> 00:54:23,101 The same you've seen for 28 years... 618 00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,298 ...from your windows! 619 00:54:24,373 --> 00:54:26,933 These Chinese live here and in China. 620 00:54:27,643 --> 00:54:31,579 Please explain to this idiot what a carnival is. 621 00:54:31,647 --> 00:54:34,775 Carnival. You move everything. 622 00:54:34,850 --> 00:54:36,283 Forget it. Forget it. 623 00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:38,787 A party. 624 00:54:39,321 --> 00:54:41,789 Yes, Dona. A party. It's the same thing. 625 00:54:42,324 --> 00:54:45,122 Who know if carnival exists in Cantonese. 626 00:54:49,832 --> 00:54:53,268 Carnival. You move around. 627 00:54:54,803 --> 00:54:55,770 Carnival. 628 00:55:17,659 --> 00:55:18,626 It's here! 629 00:55:20,829 --> 00:55:23,127 Our communal property. 630 00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:26,759 One for all and all for one. 631 00:55:29,304 --> 00:55:32,762 It's not hers. It's all dust and naphtha. 632 00:55:55,831 --> 00:55:57,628 Iguana! Iguana! 633 00:55:58,333 --> 00:55:59,265 Get them out! 634 00:55:59,802 --> 00:56:01,269 Iguana, get them! 635 00:56:01,970 --> 00:56:03,767 Get out of here! 636 00:56:26,829 --> 00:56:28,763 - Have you seen her? - No! 637 00:56:28,831 --> 00:56:31,595 It's a trap. You set a trap for me! 638 00:56:31,667 --> 00:56:33,601 The Japanese know no limits. 639 00:56:33,669 --> 00:56:34,761 Chinese. 640 00:56:40,809 --> 00:56:42,106 You wanna hear it? 641 00:56:42,644 --> 00:56:45,613 Want me to tell you? So you can laugh already. 642 00:56:46,648 --> 00:56:48,240 Or you can read it... 643 00:56:48,317 --> 00:56:50,785 ...so you have a basis for your laugh. 644 00:56:50,853 --> 00:56:53,788 What basis? You're a shitty poet. 645 00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:57,781 In love with a whore? That's all you can be. 646 00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:00,560 You wrote a verse to our Chinese... 647 00:57:00,629 --> 00:57:01,789 ...to win a contest? 648 00:57:01,864 --> 00:57:05,800 What's wrong with using her inspiration to win? 649 00:57:05,868 --> 00:57:08,769 A contest that you and another bloke care about. 650 00:57:08,837 --> 00:57:12,739 Dammit, no! There's a third contestant. 651 00:57:12,808 --> 00:57:14,776 - That's the guy who won. - Who? 652 00:57:15,811 --> 00:57:16,778 The native. 653 00:57:17,646 --> 00:57:20,274 The fucking native! The priest's helper! 654 00:57:21,316 --> 00:57:23,113 One of those civic odes. 655 00:57:24,319 --> 00:57:26,787 - Patria also entered. - Patria? 656 00:57:26,855 --> 00:57:28,584 Patria! 657 00:57:28,657 --> 00:57:32,286 This illiterate drunk won second place! 658 00:57:33,996 --> 00:57:35,759 Kick his ass! 659 00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:36,798 It's on! 660 00:58:04,159 --> 00:58:05,126 Patria. 661 00:58:07,829 --> 00:58:09,296 You wrote a verse? 662 00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:14,768 Patria, did you send a verse to the contest? 663 00:58:15,637 --> 00:58:17,764 But you're an idiot. An illiterate. 664 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,767 What's worse: a mute. 665 00:58:20,842 --> 00:58:22,275 Again with the contest. 666 00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:25,780 I'll kick your ass! 667 00:58:27,649 --> 00:58:28,673 What's going on? 668 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:31,275 Iguana is kicking that guy's ass. 669 00:58:31,353 --> 00:58:33,685 He wanted to dance with Lulu, the Chinese! 670 00:58:33,755 --> 00:58:36,781 We told him she wasn't staff, but he kept insisting. 671 00:58:37,659 --> 00:58:38,785 Stay out of it! 672 00:58:39,328 --> 00:58:41,762 I'm like a scorpion! Dammit, it's my nature! 673 00:58:41,830 --> 00:58:43,127 What can I do? 674 00:58:43,665 --> 00:58:45,132 Wait, wait, wait. 675 00:59:13,996 --> 00:59:15,623 He can meet us outside. 676 01:00:12,821 --> 01:00:14,948 Mancera, I came to the City Hall... 677 01:00:15,023 --> 01:00:16,581 ...to demand an explanation! 678 01:00:16,658 --> 01:00:19,786 Patria's winning verse wasn't a hendecasyllable! 679 01:00:19,861 --> 01:00:21,795 He confirmed it himself. 680 01:00:22,664 --> 01:00:24,291 He confirmed it himself. 681 01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:27,726 Mancera, I've come for an explanation... 682 01:00:27,803 --> 01:00:29,270 ...right here, in city hall. 683 01:00:29,337 --> 01:00:31,771 Patria's winning verse wasn't a hendecasyllable. 684 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,603 He confirmed it himself. 685 01:00:34,810 --> 01:00:36,607 It wasn't a hendecasyllable. 686 01:00:37,145 --> 01:00:39,272 It wasn't even a hendecasyllable. 687 01:00:39,881 --> 01:00:42,782 CITY HALL 688 01:00:45,821 --> 01:00:46,947 That's disgusting. 689 01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:49,115 That's enough to close it down. 690 01:00:57,833 --> 01:01:01,735 The Royal. They're closing it. 691 01:01:01,803 --> 01:01:04,772 This time, it's for real. Due to the rats. 692 01:01:05,807 --> 01:01:07,775 I heard them all in league. 693 01:01:08,310 --> 01:01:10,278 And her? Our princess? 694 01:01:10,345 --> 01:01:14,281 Her. Her and our staff at the temple of doom. 695 01:01:14,649 --> 01:01:17,117 - Our beloved joint. - I told you. 696 01:01:17,819 --> 01:01:20,788 There's no other choice but to rescue her... 697 01:01:20,856 --> 01:01:22,949 ...from her flea-ridden palace. 698 01:01:33,001 --> 01:01:33,933 Wake up! 699 01:01:37,305 --> 01:01:38,772 Wake the Chinese! 700 01:01:39,641 --> 01:01:42,269 They're closing the Royal! Tearing it down! 701 01:01:43,145 --> 01:01:45,773 What's it to me? Tell the Chinese. 702 01:01:45,847 --> 01:01:47,781 You tell them. They're your people. 703 01:01:47,849 --> 01:01:48,941 My people? 704 01:01:49,017 --> 01:01:51,110 Honey, whores don't have people. 705 01:01:51,653 --> 01:01:53,621 My only people are my ovaries... 706 01:01:54,322 --> 01:01:57,780 ...and I talk to them alone and as least as possible. 707 01:02:11,806 --> 01:02:13,774 - What about her? - Forget her. 708 01:02:13,842 --> 01:02:16,174 What will become of us without the Royal? 709 01:02:16,645 --> 01:02:18,613 - What the fuck? - That. 710 01:02:19,814 --> 01:02:22,783 We were dealt the same card as Patria. 711 01:02:26,321 --> 01:02:28,789 His fate doesn't include princesses. 712 01:02:37,332 --> 01:02:40,267 THREE LITTLE STEPS 713 01:02:40,335 --> 01:02:41,267 Shazaam! 714 01:02:41,803 --> 01:02:43,600 Shazaam! 715 01:03:19,307 --> 01:03:20,934 I think he's calling Lulu. 716 01:03:38,827 --> 01:03:42,285 Don't think all this ass-kissing... 717 01:03:42,998 --> 01:03:45,796 ...will stop me as Health Inspector. 718 01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:48,769 I'm responsible before city hall... 719 01:03:48,837 --> 01:03:52,102 ...to maintain adequate levels of hygiene. 720 01:04:44,759 --> 01:04:45,783 Shazaam! 721 01:04:55,303 --> 01:04:56,600 Shazaam... 722 01:05:04,312 --> 01:05:06,280 Mr. Chang invites the inspector... 723 01:05:06,348 --> 01:05:09,613 ...to visit at legal hours. - What hours? 724 01:05:09,684 --> 01:05:10,776 Four o'clock. 725 01:05:17,359 --> 01:05:19,793 It's four o'clock. There. 726 01:05:22,997 --> 01:05:25,795 Now you have to buy me a drink. 727 01:05:25,867 --> 01:05:28,267 Hey! Two doubles. 728 01:05:30,305 --> 01:05:32,773 You have to know how to treat the Chinese. 729 01:05:34,642 --> 01:05:35,768 Do you know her? 730 01:05:40,815 --> 01:05:42,783 I mean, do you know them? 731 01:05:44,819 --> 01:05:47,117 I mean, have you seen her body? 732 01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:55,785 What, Satan? Have you seen her body? 733 01:05:56,765 --> 01:05:58,130 That's stupid. 734 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:01,063 That's not a female, it's a useless lump. 735 01:06:05,974 --> 01:06:09,273 Shazaam is starting! Let's go! 736 01:06:09,344 --> 01:06:10,276 The Fearless! 737 01:06:19,821 --> 01:06:22,255 Tell your husband I'm not here as a client. 738 01:06:22,657 --> 01:06:24,784 I came to check on the rodent plague. 739 01:06:24,859 --> 01:06:27,794 I gave you one day's grace but a day is a day. 740 01:06:28,329 --> 01:06:31,127 After that day, the establishment will close. 741 01:06:32,667 --> 01:06:34,760 The law is the law, Ma'am. 742 01:06:49,651 --> 01:06:51,778 So you got hard with the Chinese? 743 01:06:53,822 --> 01:06:57,781 - Father, please. - These things happen. 744 01:06:57,859 --> 01:07:00,794 She got you hard or you wouldn't be here. 745 01:07:01,830 --> 01:07:05,789 - lf you put it that way. - I say it truthfully enraged! 746 01:07:05,867 --> 01:07:08,597 The syphilitic bitch got you hard... 747 01:07:08,670 --> 01:07:10,763 ...and you'll catch the eastern disease! 748 01:07:10,839 --> 01:07:13,774 Father, I haven't touched her. 749 01:07:14,309 --> 01:07:16,743 Riffraff doesn't have to touch a Christian... 750 01:07:16,811 --> 01:07:18,278 ...to make him her victim. 751 01:07:19,314 --> 01:07:21,612 The pagans you hang out with... 752 01:07:21,683 --> 01:07:23,776 ...and those who stole your innocence... 753 01:07:24,319 --> 01:07:25,786 ...are right here... 754 01:07:25,854 --> 01:07:28,618 ...as direct proof of Satan against me. 755 01:07:29,157 --> 01:07:30,624 You know why? 756 01:07:31,659 --> 01:07:34,787 Because Satan knows I'll be a saint... 757 01:07:35,663 --> 01:07:40,123 ...when my body is clean and incorrupt at death. 758 01:07:41,636 --> 01:07:42,864 He wants to stop it. 759 01:07:43,304 --> 01:07:45,499 That's why he's stationed at the Royal. 760 01:07:46,975 --> 01:07:49,773 Father, there are other brothels. 761 01:07:49,844 --> 01:07:53,610 Yes, but none are run by a couple of pagans... 762 01:07:53,681 --> 01:07:55,774 ...only minor sinners. 763 01:07:55,850 --> 01:07:58,785 Beelzebub doesn't care about them. 764 01:07:59,654 --> 01:08:02,953 A rat's ass, a shit! 765 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:08,292 He and I know that no saint can be sanctified... 766 01:08:08,363 --> 01:08:10,126 ...however saintly he may be... 767 01:08:10,665 --> 01:08:13,293 ...if there are pagans in his town. 768 01:08:15,303 --> 01:08:17,771 I'm sure he's smart enough to proselytize. 769 01:08:21,643 --> 01:08:24,271 Did she smile at you? Did she seduce you? 770 01:08:24,812 --> 01:08:26,939 Did she grasp you in evil's claws? 771 01:08:27,815 --> 01:08:30,113 She spoke ill of Christ, huh? 772 01:08:33,321 --> 01:08:35,789 Look at him! There he goes! 773 01:08:35,857 --> 01:08:38,291 The rat that fell into the conniving... 774 01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:40,759 ...of a treacherous Chinese who seduced him... 775 01:08:40,828 --> 01:08:42,955 ...without a single touch! 776 01:08:56,644 --> 01:08:58,771 Stupid fatso. 777 01:09:07,155 --> 01:09:11,592 Yeah, Father. Sure. Diabolical conniving. 778 01:09:11,659 --> 01:09:13,126 She sweet-talked me... 779 01:09:13,194 --> 01:09:15,128 ...but I've found a way out. 780 01:09:15,196 --> 01:09:19,132 I'll take her three little steps. 781 01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:22,568 One step wiggles, another step and she faints... 782 01:09:22,637 --> 01:09:26,767 ... on the third, the mouse. It's a done deal. 783 01:09:28,142 --> 01:09:29,769 It definitely works. 784 01:09:30,645 --> 01:09:32,613 I should know. I invented it. 785 01:09:35,149 --> 01:09:36,776 When the rats die... 786 01:09:37,318 --> 01:09:39,115 ...l'll be a hero to her. 787 01:09:39,654 --> 01:09:42,248 Of course. Naturally. 788 01:09:42,323 --> 01:09:44,120 And she'll reward me. 789 01:09:45,159 --> 01:09:47,627 Logically. Naturally. 790 01:09:48,663 --> 01:09:51,131 All in three little steps. 791 01:09:52,166 --> 01:09:54,760 One step wiggles, another step and she faints... 792 01:09:54,836 --> 01:09:59,273 ... on the third it's a done deal. 793 01:10:03,811 --> 01:10:05,108 Shazaam! 794 01:10:05,813 --> 01:10:07,110 That's me. 795 01:10:07,181 --> 01:10:11,777 Smart, sly and quick! I'll poison the rats... 796 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,788 ...but the bodies will be fresh. 797 01:10:14,856 --> 01:10:18,121 Then, I'll close the brothel and get rid of the husband. 798 01:10:19,661 --> 01:10:22,789 The priest and mayor will be delighted. 799 01:10:23,665 --> 01:10:26,793 Happy with the pope and Luther! 800 01:10:27,802 --> 01:10:30,771 How would you know who Luther was? 801 01:10:31,305 --> 01:10:32,272 Luther... 802 01:10:34,642 --> 01:10:35,768 Luther is... 803 01:10:37,645 --> 01:10:39,840 She will be mine, that's it. 804 01:10:40,748 --> 01:10:42,739 I am so sly! 805 01:10:42,817 --> 01:10:45,786 We're both astute, just like you! 806 01:10:47,822 --> 01:10:48,789 Shazaam! 807 01:10:49,657 --> 01:10:50,783 Shazaam! 808 01:11:05,473 --> 01:11:07,771 This is for you. It's a gift. 809 01:11:09,143 --> 01:11:11,611 I'm a Chemist, I went to college. 810 01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:13,773 I make it. 811 01:11:14,482 --> 01:11:16,109 Tell him it's for the rats. 812 01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:18,778 How, my dear? In Chinese? 813 01:11:20,321 --> 01:11:21,788 Give it to Chinese. Here. 814 01:11:22,990 --> 01:11:26,118 Make sure she understands it's poison. 815 01:11:26,194 --> 01:11:28,287 Because she's not very smart. 816 01:12:15,143 --> 01:12:18,112 She's sick! We have to treat her! 817 01:12:18,813 --> 01:12:21,077 - I'm a bit of a doctor. - She's sick? 818 01:12:21,149 --> 01:12:23,777 Were you born yesterday? Sick... 819 01:12:27,321 --> 01:12:29,585 She's flying higher than a kite. 820 01:12:29,657 --> 01:12:30,681 What? 821 01:12:30,758 --> 01:12:33,283 She's into drugs. 822 01:12:34,162 --> 01:12:35,129 Yes. 823 01:12:38,766 --> 01:12:41,394 I swear she smiled at me in front of everyone. 824 01:12:43,805 --> 01:12:45,602 Shazaam. 825 01:12:48,142 --> 01:12:49,609 This looks fine. 826 01:12:51,646 --> 01:12:52,772 Bigger eyes. 827 01:13:00,655 --> 01:13:02,782 Okay, I accept it. 828 01:13:02,857 --> 01:13:05,792 Her eyes aren't like that, they're a bit more... 829 01:13:16,804 --> 01:13:20,763 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know... 830 01:13:21,809 --> 01:13:25,267 ...that those aren't your eyes. 831 01:13:26,981 --> 01:13:30,280 What? What's it to you? 832 01:13:31,152 --> 01:13:32,619 I'm sorry. 833 01:14:07,822 --> 01:14:09,619 Shazaam. 834 01:15:03,811 --> 01:15:05,108 Shazaam! 835 01:15:20,761 --> 01:15:23,127 Father Ponciano! Don't tell your godfather. 836 01:15:23,197 --> 01:15:25,290 Father Candido's got me on a short leash. 837 01:15:25,366 --> 01:15:28,597 Tell my godfather? You are stupid. 838 01:15:29,637 --> 01:15:32,902 This shitty town only produced shitty whores... 839 01:15:32,974 --> 01:15:34,771 ...and knuckleheads. 840 01:15:39,647 --> 01:15:43,777 Only you and Patria aren't wearing a costume. 841 01:15:44,318 --> 01:15:45,785 I'm wearing a costume! 842 01:15:47,154 --> 01:15:48,781 I'm Travolta. 843 01:16:41,642 --> 01:16:44,611 The tea taste like crap, damn Chinese. 844 01:16:45,312 --> 01:16:47,109 The kitchen is a dump. 845 01:16:47,648 --> 01:16:49,275 Your pussy must be the same. 846 01:16:49,817 --> 01:16:53,116 You leave dishes out with infectious mold. 847 01:16:56,157 --> 01:16:57,124 Shazaam. 848 01:17:18,312 --> 01:17:19,279 Dance! 849 01:17:20,314 --> 01:17:22,612 Whores like to dance, don't they? 850 01:17:23,651 --> 01:17:25,118 Don't play coy. 851 01:17:25,986 --> 01:17:29,615 You like pull the strings with the staff, huh? 852 01:17:30,157 --> 01:17:34,787 Open your legs so the cobwebs... 853 01:17:34,862 --> 01:17:37,126 ...that are spun in your pussy can fly. 854 01:17:37,198 --> 01:17:40,133 Mr. Chang, he's making a pass at your wife. 855 01:17:40,201 --> 01:17:43,261 - Stay out of it. - He doesn't care about her. 856 01:17:43,637 --> 01:17:45,264 He profits off selling you... 857 01:17:45,339 --> 01:17:47,273 ...and you enjoy with his money! 858 01:17:47,341 --> 01:17:50,777 Take advantage today! You're with a gentleman! 859 01:17:51,812 --> 01:17:53,780 A dancing gentleman. 860 01:19:20,834 --> 01:19:23,769 You could've danced, fucking bitch. 861 01:19:25,306 --> 01:19:27,774 I wouldn't have made such an effort... 862 01:19:27,841 --> 01:19:29,934 ...and the girdle would be in its place. 863 01:19:32,813 --> 01:19:35,111 Was it so hard, oriental animal? 864 01:19:36,650 --> 01:19:39,551 A bit more and you wouldn't have fucked up my dance... 865 01:19:41,322 --> 01:19:43,119 ...my soul... 866 01:19:44,825 --> 01:19:45,792 ...or my life. 867 01:19:48,662 --> 01:19:49,788 Fucking Chinese! 868 01:20:04,311 --> 01:20:05,778 Was it so hard? 869 01:20:08,649 --> 01:20:10,617 You'll see. 870 01:20:12,653 --> 01:20:14,280 I'm going to show you. 871 01:20:50,658 --> 01:20:52,626 So, she got away? 872 01:20:53,827 --> 01:20:56,193 She got away because you're a total moron. 873 01:20:56,830 --> 01:20:58,457 Isn't she disgusted by you? 874 01:20:58,832 --> 01:21:02,097 Asshole, even the Chinese have a heart. 875 01:21:02,803 --> 01:21:04,930 Surely she saw your soggy ass... 876 01:21:05,806 --> 01:21:07,433 ...and your baldness. 877 01:21:07,975 --> 01:21:09,272 You'll pay for this! 878 01:21:09,643 --> 01:21:11,110 You'll all pay! 879 01:21:11,645 --> 01:21:12,942 She'll pay. 880 01:21:13,647 --> 01:21:18,277 Come on, fatty cherub, I'm your Dark Angel. 881 01:21:18,819 --> 01:21:21,788 Your very own Satan. 882 01:21:45,979 --> 01:21:47,276 What will happen? 883 01:21:48,649 --> 01:21:50,776 What mystery will there be? 884 01:21:52,986 --> 01:21:54,783 Tonight was a great night. 885 01:21:59,827 --> 01:22:01,795 Allow me, Mayor. 886 01:22:03,163 --> 01:22:05,290 - Completely... - That's disgusting. 887 01:22:05,366 --> 01:22:07,163 That's enough to close it down. 888 01:22:07,234 --> 01:22:09,225 - I also brought a report. - A report? 889 01:22:09,303 --> 01:22:10,235 Yes. 890 01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:15,574 It contains details about the rooms... 891 01:22:15,642 --> 01:22:16,734 No, that's enough. 892 01:22:16,810 --> 01:22:20,109 ...security exits... - It's closed. Enough. 893 01:22:26,820 --> 01:22:27,787 There we go. 894 01:22:32,659 --> 01:22:34,286 What's going on? What? 895 01:22:34,995 --> 01:22:38,795 According to article 34 of Public Health law... 896 01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:42,734 ...in compliance with current legislation... 897 01:22:42,803 --> 01:22:45,567 ...this place will definitely be shut down! 898 01:22:45,639 --> 01:22:47,766 - Get out! - Go away! 899 01:22:49,309 --> 01:22:50,776 - Get out! - Go away! 900 01:22:50,844 --> 01:22:53,074 - Go! - Don't come back! 901 01:22:53,147 --> 01:22:54,079 Bastard! 902 01:24:04,485 --> 01:24:05,782 Shall we go? 903 01:24:11,158 --> 01:24:12,284 Let's go. 904 01:24:12,826 --> 01:24:15,624 You, I and Travolta. 905 01:24:16,330 --> 01:24:17,797 What could be better? 906 01:24:27,741 --> 01:24:28,708 Shazaam. 907 01:24:36,817 --> 01:24:39,718 THE CHURCH'S PRIESTS 908 01:24:39,786 --> 01:24:43,916 I brought it so you could see it with your own very eyes. 909 01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:45,925 If you say it's big, I believe you. 910 01:24:45,993 --> 01:24:48,791 You don't have to flaunt it at me. 911 01:24:48,862 --> 01:24:50,853 So you'll see I'm not exaggerating. 912 01:24:50,931 --> 01:24:52,990 Bad people, especially that fat girl... 913 01:24:53,066 --> 01:24:55,762 ...who was bad-mouthing the ladies, married women... 914 01:24:55,836 --> 01:24:57,235 ...and even me, how's that? 915 01:24:57,304 --> 01:24:59,238 Get that animal out of my kitchen. 916 01:24:59,306 --> 01:25:02,002 Keep calling it that and I'll excommunicate you! 917 01:25:02,075 --> 01:25:05,101 I'll do it in a second! In the blink of an eye! 918 01:25:05,646 --> 01:25:07,580 She insists on calling it kitchen... 919 01:25:07,648 --> 01:25:11,744 ...to discredit Christ's space where I prepare my sanctity. 920 01:25:11,818 --> 01:25:14,412 If that's God wish... 921 01:25:14,488 --> 01:25:16,786 ...it would've happened, or so I think. 922 01:25:17,324 --> 01:25:19,622 He says I have to make the brine... 923 01:25:19,693 --> 01:25:23,254 ...with double vinegar to cauterize his guts. 924 01:25:23,330 --> 01:25:25,798 Just look how it's turning out. 925 01:25:25,866 --> 01:25:27,800 Purple. I have an opinion... 926 01:25:27,868 --> 01:25:29,597 ...but you know what he's like. 927 01:25:29,670 --> 01:25:32,764 What am I like? Spit it out! 928 01:25:32,839 --> 01:25:35,603 You native swine! Inhuman! 929 01:25:36,476 --> 01:25:39,843 But disgrace and misfortune haunt me. 930 01:25:40,647 --> 01:25:43,172 I am here, while Cipriano, my perfidious rival... 931 01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:45,946 ...who discredited me at the Vatican, is in Africa. 932 01:25:46,019 --> 01:25:48,783 Come on, Father. Africa is worse. 933 01:25:48,855 --> 01:25:53,792 No! In Africa, what you do is noted. 934 01:25:53,860 --> 01:25:55,122 It counts. 935 01:25:55,195 --> 01:25:58,130 Especially if you are in one of those wars. 936 01:25:58,665 --> 01:26:00,929 Surely, Cipriano prayed a novena... 937 01:26:01,001 --> 01:26:03,094 ...to have a war at Sierra Leona. 938 01:26:03,637 --> 01:26:04,763 And in the end... 939 01:26:04,838 --> 01:26:08,774 ...he went there as reporter for CNN... 940 01:26:08,842 --> 01:26:10,275 ...and I am here... 941 01:26:10,344 --> 01:26:13,279 ...in this town of soft Christians... 942 01:26:13,347 --> 01:26:16,612 ...corrupt, mixed raced, and I can't scream out: 943 01:26:16,683 --> 01:26:20,779 "Virgin of Fatima, send your light, they're converted". 944 01:26:20,854 --> 01:26:24,790 - The Chinese are here. - Chinese? Who wants Chinese? 945 01:26:24,858 --> 01:26:27,622 For conversions, black pagans are worth more! 946 01:26:27,694 --> 01:26:30,128 The Chinese aren't pagans, they're perverts! 947 01:26:30,664 --> 01:26:33,792 They don't even speak Spanish, what will I preach? 948 01:26:33,867 --> 01:26:36,358 How did Father Cipriano preach to the blacks? 949 01:26:36,436 --> 01:26:37,767 How did he preach? 950 01:26:38,639 --> 01:26:41,267 No, no way. They were at war. 951 01:26:41,808 --> 01:26:43,605 During war, injuries are healed... 952 01:26:43,677 --> 01:26:46,237 ...people are saved and that kind of thing. 953 01:26:46,313 --> 01:26:48,611 You preach with example. 954 01:26:49,149 --> 01:26:52,607 Cipriano surely went to kiss ass at the Vatican... 955 01:26:52,686 --> 01:26:56,122 ...and he sent me to Africa so he could shine. 956 01:26:56,657 --> 01:26:58,921 He was a show-off since seminary school. 957 01:26:58,992 --> 01:27:01,290 He's just jealous of father Cipriano. 958 01:27:01,361 --> 01:27:03,090 Plain, old-fashioned jealousy. 959 01:27:03,163 --> 01:27:07,793 I mean, pure, holy and sacred... 960 01:27:07,868 --> 01:27:09,927 ...but jealousy in the end. 961 01:27:10,637 --> 01:27:14,664 Why does he want sainthood? His gut makes unholy noises. 962 01:27:14,741 --> 01:27:17,608 Out, woman! You'd be a daughter of Eve... 963 01:27:17,678 --> 01:27:20,943 ...if you'd been born in a race mentioned by the Bible... 964 01:27:21,014 --> 01:27:24,245 ...and not in one with disgusting rituals! 965 01:27:24,317 --> 01:27:26,785 Get out, poisonous snake. 966 01:27:30,157 --> 01:27:32,785 Every other day we have the same argument. 967 01:27:32,859 --> 01:27:34,952 I can't even watch TV. 968 01:27:35,028 --> 01:27:37,292 Every other day... 969 01:27:37,364 --> 01:27:40,697 ...Cipriano is there, on the news... 970 01:27:40,767 --> 01:27:42,098 ...giving interviews. 971 01:27:44,304 --> 01:27:46,272 And I am here... 972 01:27:47,808 --> 01:27:49,776 ...in the eye of the hurricane. 973 01:27:50,744 --> 01:27:55,681 I am here, forgotten, without a cause. 974 01:27:55,749 --> 01:28:00,277 No, Father. Your cause is the Royal. 975 01:28:01,988 --> 01:28:03,785 Closing a brothel counts. 976 01:28:04,324 --> 01:28:07,259 It's returning souls into the Lord's ranks. 977 01:28:07,327 --> 01:28:09,955 No, that doesn't bring glory or sainthood. 978 01:28:10,664 --> 01:28:14,122 You used to say there's no small venture. 979 01:28:14,201 --> 01:28:18,262 I told you because you are stupid but not me. 980 01:28:19,139 --> 01:28:21,903 I was not born for small ventures. 981 01:28:21,975 --> 01:28:24,273 My soul needs bigger things. 982 01:28:25,645 --> 01:28:27,977 That's why I want a living beatification. 983 01:28:28,648 --> 01:28:31,742 Beatification. There are cases. 984 01:28:31,818 --> 01:28:35,777 Tobias de Tolosa was a saint in life. 985 01:28:35,856 --> 01:28:38,120 Yes, but he's not a part of the saints' list. 986 01:28:38,191 --> 01:28:43,788 I'm in no condition to argue with a petty verger... 987 01:28:43,864 --> 01:28:46,628 ...who was tempted by flesh and succumbed! 988 01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:48,565 Get it in your head! 989 01:28:48,635 --> 01:28:51,729 There's precedent for living beatification. 990 01:28:51,805 --> 01:28:53,773 Few, but they exist. 991 01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:55,774 That's the reason for the pillows? 992 01:28:55,842 --> 01:28:58,276 I know my story. Don't contradict me. 993 01:28:59,646 --> 01:29:02,774 Can you imagine the beatification parties... 994 01:29:02,849 --> 01:29:04,282 ...for a living saint? 995 01:29:05,652 --> 01:29:07,119 Breakfast with the pope... 996 01:29:08,655 --> 01:29:12,785 ...the Minister of Foreign Relations has to work out... 997 01:29:12,859 --> 01:29:15,293 ...a choir of children under six years of age... 998 01:29:16,163 --> 01:29:18,791 ...that still don't reason... 999 01:29:19,332 --> 01:29:20,890 ...and that like the blessed... 1000 01:29:20,967 --> 01:29:23,094 ...their souls are pure. 1001 01:29:23,970 --> 01:29:27,565 I'd give a small speech in Latin. 1002 01:29:27,641 --> 01:29:31,270 I won't tolerate any nonsense about the dead language! 1003 01:29:42,656 --> 01:29:43,782 Since when? 1004 01:29:44,324 --> 01:29:47,122 Since you lent me Latin grammar. 1005 01:29:47,994 --> 01:29:49,120 What's that? 1006 01:29:49,196 --> 01:29:51,027 He doesn't want them to be seen. 1007 01:29:51,832 --> 01:29:55,768 Natural comings of age and ineptitude... 1008 01:29:55,836 --> 01:29:58,600 ...of the shitty town doctor. 1009 01:29:58,672 --> 01:29:59,900 He shits the sheets... 1010 01:29:59,973 --> 01:30:02,942 ...and he says there are spies from Rome sent by Cipriano. 1011 01:30:03,009 --> 01:30:05,603 Like the Vatican will notice a town priest. 1012 01:30:05,679 --> 01:30:08,273 He has this idea of fresh meat. 1013 01:30:08,348 --> 01:30:10,942 He thinks the brine will cure his gut. 1014 01:30:11,017 --> 01:30:14,612 I tell him: "Didn't you want to be beatified in life? 1015 01:30:14,688 --> 01:30:16,918 So, who cares about your corpse?" 1016 01:30:16,990 --> 01:30:18,787 Out of my sight, blasphemer! 1017 01:30:19,326 --> 01:30:22,784 Just because she can't concoct my potion. 1018 01:30:25,332 --> 01:30:27,300 Don't correct my Latin. 1019 01:30:27,367 --> 01:30:31,269 You can't speak Latin. You're of mixed races. 1020 01:30:31,805 --> 01:30:35,764 Bless you. I hope you can control him. 1021 01:30:35,842 --> 01:30:39,437 You should've told me. I would've picked you up. 1022 01:30:39,512 --> 01:30:42,777 I did tell you, but you didn't show up. 1023 01:30:45,485 --> 01:30:47,282 How long has he been like this? 1024 01:30:47,354 --> 01:30:49,788 Since he wanted to be beatified in life. 1025 01:30:49,856 --> 01:30:53,121 Jealousy. Plain jealousy is eating him up. 1026 01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:57,287 I say it isn't Christian to envy anyone... 1027 01:30:57,664 --> 01:30:59,689 ...especially a priest who is on TV... 1028 01:30:59,766 --> 01:31:03,759 ...but he won't listen. He has much hate inside. 1029 01:31:05,972 --> 01:31:08,770 Godfather, they're right. 1030 01:31:09,309 --> 01:31:11,777 Latin hasn't been in style for 30 years. 1031 01:31:11,845 --> 01:31:14,279 Has the stray sheep arrived who I kept... 1032 01:31:14,347 --> 01:31:16,941 ...after I picked him up by the river... 1033 01:31:17,017 --> 01:31:19,611 ...or is he a Vatican spy come to diminish... 1034 01:31:19,686 --> 01:31:21,779 ...the efforts of a forgotten priest? 1035 01:31:21,855 --> 01:31:24,619 - What efforts? - To close the house of Sodom. 1036 01:31:24,691 --> 01:31:26,318 - The Royal. - It still stands? 1037 01:31:26,393 --> 01:31:27,792 Worse than ever! 1038 01:31:27,861 --> 01:31:30,955 - We were attacked today. - Throw that away. 1039 01:31:32,666 --> 01:31:33,792 I'm going to bed. 1040 01:31:33,867 --> 01:31:37,769 I was in Rome this morning and I traveled in coach. 1041 01:31:38,638 --> 01:31:41,573 We'll talk about the Royal and beatification tomorrow. 1042 01:31:41,641 --> 01:31:43,233 You're leaving me here? 1043 01:31:43,310 --> 01:31:45,938 With these animals that don't speak Latin? 1044 01:31:46,012 --> 01:31:47,946 I'll catch up with you in a while. 1045 01:31:48,014 --> 01:31:49,777 He's not awake for more than 2 minutes. 1046 01:31:49,849 --> 01:31:51,908 He falls asleep at mass. 1047 01:31:51,985 --> 01:31:54,510 There's nothing to say about Sunday's sermon. 1048 01:31:54,988 --> 01:31:57,786 Let's talk about theology, divine things... 1049 01:31:57,857 --> 01:32:00,291 ...alien to other mortals. 1050 01:32:01,161 --> 01:32:03,288 Will you help me close the Royal? 1051 01:32:03,997 --> 01:32:05,123 You will, right? 1052 01:32:15,976 --> 01:32:17,273 Wait for me, Father! 1053 01:32:34,494 --> 01:32:36,625 She'll come down. She's the queen! 1054 01:32:36,696 --> 01:32:40,132 If not... Fucking Ponciano! 1055 01:32:41,167 --> 01:32:42,759 Ponciano, come here! 1056 01:32:45,805 --> 01:32:47,602 You're here on time! 1057 01:32:48,808 --> 01:32:50,776 You're right on time! 1058 01:32:50,844 --> 01:32:54,109 We're organizing a carnival at the Royal... 1059 01:32:54,180 --> 01:32:57,911 ...that you can't miss! You can't miss it! 1060 01:32:57,984 --> 01:32:59,383 Me? Attend the carnival? 1061 01:32:59,652 --> 01:33:02,780 Oh, Cardinal wearing Armani is playing dumb. 1062 01:33:03,656 --> 01:33:05,749 Like you've ever missed a party... 1063 01:33:05,825 --> 01:33:07,622 ...this is nothing. 1064 01:33:07,694 --> 01:33:09,787 You've got your costume. The soutane. 1065 01:33:10,330 --> 01:33:12,798 In costume, no one notices a sinner. 1066 01:33:14,667 --> 01:33:17,534 The point of being a priest is resisting temptation... 1067 01:33:17,604 --> 01:33:19,071 ...if not, what's the point? 1068 01:33:19,806 --> 01:33:23,742 Come on, resist temptation of the flesh like a man! 1069 01:33:23,810 --> 01:33:27,769 - Resist fornication! - Angel is right. 1070 01:33:27,847 --> 01:33:30,111 What better than to rattle your calling... 1071 01:33:30,183 --> 01:33:31,775 ...with dark temptation? 1072 01:33:31,851 --> 01:33:34,786 What do you care about my temptations? 1073 01:33:34,854 --> 01:33:37,789 The pleasure to see you in resistance. 1074 01:33:38,324 --> 01:33:40,792 - Here, fuck it. - Let's go. 1075 01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:42,794 - Come on, beat them! - Here I go. 1076 01:33:50,136 --> 01:33:51,763 I like the automobile! 1077 01:34:21,334 --> 01:34:23,768 Dear Lord, Jesus Christ! 1078 01:34:23,837 --> 01:34:25,771 You'll finally tempt temptation! 1079 01:34:25,839 --> 01:34:26,931 This is great. 1080 01:34:27,006 --> 01:34:30,100 So, Ponciano came to sin at the Royal. 1081 01:34:30,176 --> 01:34:32,770 Vatican hypocrisy. What can I say, man? 1082 01:34:32,846 --> 01:34:35,610 Upstairs is a paradise far better... 1083 01:34:35,682 --> 01:34:37,775 ...than the triumph of the proletariat! 1084 01:34:37,851 --> 01:34:39,944 If you want me to sin as God intended... 1085 01:34:40,019 --> 01:34:42,283 ...stop reminding me who I am and work for. 1086 01:35:10,984 --> 01:35:11,951 Thank you. 1087 01:35:34,641 --> 01:35:37,769 - Full service, honey. - Don't bother me! 1088 01:35:37,844 --> 01:35:42,281 Anyway, don't think I'll be begging you! 1089 01:35:44,651 --> 01:35:47,779 Great costume, man. A priest. 1090 01:35:49,322 --> 01:35:51,290 What a dumb idea! 1091 01:37:14,974 --> 01:37:18,137 I want to tell you that I've managed to overcome desire. 1092 01:37:49,142 --> 01:37:50,769 Do you care about God? 1093 01:37:51,311 --> 01:37:52,608 I care about her. 1094 01:37:53,146 --> 01:37:54,272 A whore? 1095 01:37:55,815 --> 01:37:57,976 You'll leave me without beatification... 1096 01:37:58,051 --> 01:37:59,780 ...over a prostitute? 1097 01:38:00,653 --> 01:38:01,881 She's just one more. 1098 01:38:01,954 --> 01:38:04,787 She is not. She's different. 1099 01:38:05,658 --> 01:38:09,958 - She's a Jade Princess. - What a load of crap! 1100 01:38:11,331 --> 01:38:14,960 So she's one of them, those perfidious Orientals? 1101 01:38:15,802 --> 01:38:17,269 A Jade Princess? 1102 01:38:17,804 --> 01:38:20,102 The Chinese have polluted you! 1103 01:38:20,740 --> 01:38:22,765 Take it as a missionary act. 1104 01:38:22,842 --> 01:38:25,003 Get close to them to start conversi�n... 1105 01:38:25,078 --> 01:38:26,568 ...to the right religion. 1106 01:38:26,646 --> 01:38:28,773 Mock me. Reject my confessi�n... 1107 01:38:28,848 --> 01:38:31,282 ...over a whim. - It's not a whim. 1108 01:38:32,151 --> 01:38:34,779 That woman is wedged between God and my soul. 1109 01:38:36,656 --> 01:38:40,786 Look at him, my Lady. An unrepentant sinner. 1110 01:38:40,860 --> 01:38:44,626 I fed him, I educated him, I bribed people... 1111 01:38:44,697 --> 01:38:47,165 ...who stopped him from getting to the Vatican... 1112 01:38:47,233 --> 01:38:49,758 ...and now he doesn't regret anything. 1113 01:38:49,836 --> 01:38:52,771 All over a fucking whore! 1114 01:38:52,839 --> 01:38:54,932 A pagan, to top it off! 1115 01:38:56,142 --> 01:38:58,110 I'd love to be Father Cipriano. 1116 01:38:58,177 --> 01:39:00,771 He has no traitors in his chest. 1117 01:39:01,314 --> 01:39:05,774 Instead, he has TV covering his path to sainthood. 1118 01:39:06,819 --> 01:39:09,617 I've tried to create my beatification... 1119 01:39:09,689 --> 01:39:12,749 ...but the flesh corrupts. 1120 01:39:12,825 --> 01:39:17,626 I eat and eat nothing but this stinking brine... 1121 01:39:17,697 --> 01:39:18,789 ...and nothing! 1122 01:39:20,666 --> 01:39:21,894 I'm trying to do it. 1123 01:39:22,802 --> 01:39:23,769 I'm trying. 1124 01:39:23,836 --> 01:39:24,768 Calm down. 1125 01:39:26,305 --> 01:39:28,102 Behave with dignity. 1126 01:39:28,174 --> 01:39:30,233 You'll find someone to confess. 1127 01:39:30,309 --> 01:39:32,777 I'll bring the whole Royal for you tomorrow. 1128 01:39:32,845 --> 01:39:36,941 You know those women like remorse and regret. 1129 01:39:38,818 --> 01:39:40,911 Think of Magdalene. 1130 01:39:40,987 --> 01:39:42,614 You betray me. 1131 01:39:43,322 --> 01:39:45,790 All I have left is my uncorrupt flesh... 1132 01:39:45,858 --> 01:39:47,792 ...to go to Heaven. 1133 01:39:49,762 --> 01:39:52,560 Where did you hear brine would make you uncorrupt? 1134 01:39:52,832 --> 01:39:53,958 From her. 1135 01:39:55,635 --> 01:39:57,102 Then so it shall be. 1136 01:39:57,170 --> 01:39:59,661 She doesn't make mistakes. It's a matter of faith. 1137 01:39:59,739 --> 01:40:00,763 Of course. 1138 01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:03,604 If she says so, then so it shall be. 1139 01:40:03,676 --> 01:40:05,610 It's a matter of proving it. 1140 01:40:06,312 --> 01:40:09,770 Other saints asked for it and she conceded it. 1141 01:40:09,849 --> 01:40:14,115 I ate her brine, now she must repay my faith. 1142 01:40:14,187 --> 01:40:17,782 It's a give-give. Merciful mother. 1143 01:40:17,857 --> 01:40:22,089 Give me uncorrupt flesh like you did to other saints. 1144 01:40:22,161 --> 01:40:25,790 Merciful mother, don't let me down, bitch. 1145 01:40:30,303 --> 01:40:32,771 No smell like roses. 1146 01:40:33,306 --> 01:40:34,773 It smells old. 1147 01:40:45,151 --> 01:40:46,982 I'll get you your beatification. 1148 01:40:48,154 --> 01:40:49,781 Rest in peace, Godfather. 1149 01:40:52,658 --> 01:40:54,785 - You're going to confess? - No. 1150 01:40:56,762 --> 01:40:58,957 But I'll fix your flesh problem. 1151 01:41:07,473 --> 01:41:08,565 Look at you. 1152 01:41:09,308 --> 01:41:10,935 Just like before you left. 1153 01:41:12,311 --> 01:41:15,280 Now that you returned, help him find comfort. 1154 01:41:16,315 --> 01:41:20,615 Help him die in peace. Envy won't let him die. 1155 01:41:21,754 --> 01:41:23,051 I'll take care of it. 1156 01:41:42,808 --> 01:41:45,606 I'll be blunt. I need a special poison. 1157 01:41:45,678 --> 01:41:47,771 - Poison? Me? - Yes, you. 1158 01:41:50,816 --> 01:41:52,477 If you don't have it, find it. 1159 01:41:53,819 --> 01:41:56,788 Those poisons that keep the rats' bodies fresh... 1160 01:41:56,856 --> 01:41:58,790 ...so they can be detected. 1161 01:41:58,858 --> 01:42:00,792 Impossible. They do the opposite. 1162 01:42:00,860 --> 01:42:02,293 Do whatever you can. 1163 01:42:02,828 --> 01:42:04,625 When you have it, give it to me. 1164 01:42:05,164 --> 01:42:07,132 There's a plague at the church. 1165 01:42:07,199 --> 01:42:10,066 Give it to you? The only poison in town can be found... 1166 01:42:10,136 --> 01:42:11,763 ...at the hardware store. 1167 01:42:11,837 --> 01:42:14,271 "Three Steps", everyone knows it. 1168 01:42:14,340 --> 01:42:15,898 It has two presentations. 1169 01:42:15,975 --> 01:42:17,272 "Three Steps?". 1170 01:42:17,810 --> 01:42:20,779 Paralyzes, swells and kills the damn rat. 1171 01:42:21,314 --> 01:42:22,906 Like the advertising. 1172 01:42:22,982 --> 01:42:26,611 And the mice aren't opposed to it. 1173 01:42:27,486 --> 01:42:30,580 And it works. I'd know. I invented it. 1174 01:42:30,656 --> 01:42:32,123 Don't tell anyone. 1175 01:42:32,825 --> 01:42:34,622 People can't know that there's a rat... 1176 01:42:34,694 --> 01:42:35,956 ...in the Lord's house. 1177 01:42:37,830 --> 01:42:40,298 What's the animal like? I mean, what size? 1178 01:42:40,366 --> 01:42:42,664 Three Steps acts according to weight... 1179 01:42:42,735 --> 01:42:43,759 154 pounds. 1180 01:42:44,637 --> 01:42:48,095 - 154 pounds? - It's a big rat. 1181 01:42:54,814 --> 01:42:56,611 Mixed with rice pudding... 1182 01:42:57,316 --> 01:42:59,614 ...it deceives the most cunning of rodents. 1183 01:43:14,667 --> 01:43:15,634 Come. 1184 01:43:17,136 --> 01:43:19,104 Come here, I'm not the boogeyman. 1185 01:43:25,144 --> 01:43:26,611 I grant you absolution. 1186 01:43:39,892 --> 01:43:41,291 Shazaam. 1187 01:43:42,161 --> 01:43:45,619 I need brine, sinful native! 1188 01:43:45,698 --> 01:43:48,633 Unholy, dirty Magdalene! 1189 01:43:49,301 --> 01:43:50,768 No more brine. 1190 01:43:50,836 --> 01:43:53,737 I'm the one who has to put up with the farts... 1191 01:43:53,806 --> 01:43:55,603 ...and I won't tell you about the sheets. 1192 01:43:55,675 --> 01:43:57,870 I can't put them to dry on the terrace. 1193 01:43:57,943 --> 01:43:58,932 Leave it to me. 1194 01:43:59,745 --> 01:44:01,770 Is there any of that rice pudding he likes? 1195 01:44:01,847 --> 01:44:03,109 In the refrigerator. 1196 01:44:22,168 --> 01:44:23,260 More brine. 1197 01:44:24,470 --> 01:44:26,461 You asked for help, I'm helping you. 1198 01:44:27,306 --> 01:44:29,501 You pay a favor with a favor, Godfather. 1199 01:44:30,810 --> 01:44:34,906 You sent me to the Vatican, I'll send you to heaven... 1200 01:44:34,980 --> 01:44:36,607 ...to the saints' list. 1201 01:44:37,316 --> 01:44:38,783 Trust me. 1202 01:44:39,652 --> 01:44:41,779 I brought you the best miracle. 1203 01:44:42,988 --> 01:44:44,785 The uncorrupt flesh. 1204 01:44:45,825 --> 01:44:47,258 The brine? 1205 01:44:47,326 --> 01:44:49,954 It's nothing compared with what I'm giving you. 1206 01:44:50,763 --> 01:44:52,958 You'll go straight to heaven with this... 1207 01:44:53,833 --> 01:44:55,300 ...non stop. 1208 01:44:58,304 --> 01:45:00,602 You know I do it because I love you? 1209 01:45:04,810 --> 01:45:06,778 We all have a right to heaven... 1210 01:45:10,316 --> 01:45:14,616 ...but not everyone here was made right by God. 1211 01:46:47,813 --> 01:46:50,281 To heaven, to heaven. 1212 01:46:50,349 --> 01:46:52,783 I want to go to heaven. 1213 01:46:55,821 --> 01:46:57,413 An order is an order! 1214 01:46:57,489 --> 01:46:59,821 Every body must be buried or incinerated. 1215 01:46:59,892 --> 01:47:02,292 It's not any body, it's an uncorrupt body! 1216 01:47:02,361 --> 01:47:03,589 What did we agree? 1217 01:47:03,662 --> 01:47:06,927 That if you didn't wise up and stop annoying me... 1218 01:47:06,999 --> 01:47:10,560 ...l'll tell the Mayor that instead of closing shop... 1219 01:47:10,636 --> 01:47:13,764 ...you went to visit the whores. He's a saint! 1220 01:47:13,839 --> 01:47:16,103 Stop shitting me! He's not a saint 1221 01:47:16,175 --> 01:47:18,769 It's a regular body! A recent deceased. 1222 01:47:19,311 --> 01:47:22,678 Touch the uncorrupt body and you'll be sorry. 1223 01:47:22,748 --> 01:47:24,272 I'll make sure of that. 1224 01:47:31,824 --> 01:47:33,621 Stop spooking the faithful... 1225 01:47:33,692 --> 01:47:36,957 ...and let the pestilent body rest in peace. 1226 01:47:37,029 --> 01:47:40,692 I'm sorry but you didn't really help your patron. 1227 01:47:40,766 --> 01:47:42,597 - Me? - Yes, you! 1228 01:47:42,668 --> 01:47:44,101 He had two wishes. 1229 01:47:44,169 --> 01:47:46,603 To defeat the putrefaction of the flesh... 1230 01:47:46,672 --> 01:47:50,267 ...and to close the Royal. You ignored both. 1231 01:47:51,810 --> 01:47:55,746 Uncorrupt flesh, can you imagine? 1232 01:47:55,814 --> 01:47:58,112 I can. I'm seeing it. 1233 01:47:59,151 --> 01:48:01,779 Look at it with your own eyes! 1234 01:48:02,821 --> 01:48:04,789 Pink, fresh. 1235 01:48:05,324 --> 01:48:07,792 It's not right to shut out miracles. 1236 01:48:10,829 --> 01:48:13,923 Now we have to fulfill the saint's second wish. 1237 01:48:13,999 --> 01:48:15,796 To close the Royal. 1238 01:48:33,319 --> 01:48:35,219 Take care of what you have to do. 1239 01:48:35,287 --> 01:48:37,278 What about the separation of church and state? 1240 01:48:37,356 --> 01:48:40,018 There's always a chance for joint cooperation. 1241 01:49:00,813 --> 01:49:03,611 Godfather, I told you not to absolve me. 1242 01:49:04,650 --> 01:49:06,117 I wouldn't give her up. 1243 01:50:39,144 --> 01:50:41,772 You take pride in your sodomy? 1244 01:50:43,649 --> 01:50:45,173 He says no one will know. 1245 01:50:45,250 --> 01:50:46,945 Know? Know what? 1246 01:50:47,820 --> 01:50:50,186 That a lying Chinese man covered in flour... 1247 01:50:50,255 --> 01:50:52,780 ...made me question my religion? My calling? 1248 01:50:53,325 --> 01:50:55,293 That I poisoned my godfather... 1249 01:50:55,360 --> 01:50:56,952 ...for a Chinese faggot? 1250 01:50:58,664 --> 01:50:59,961 No one must know. 1251 01:51:03,302 --> 01:51:04,769 I'll make sure of it. 1252 01:51:06,638 --> 01:51:09,607 Mercy! He didn't mean any harm! 1253 01:51:09,675 --> 01:51:10,767 But he did it. 1254 01:51:10,843 --> 01:51:13,277 He is the lamb of Christ that wipes away all sins. 1255 01:51:13,812 --> 01:51:18,772 I'm going to save my soul. 1256 01:51:19,985 --> 01:51:22,283 I will take away your attributes. 1257 01:51:22,354 --> 01:51:24,788 Kill me! Not him! 1258 01:51:24,857 --> 01:51:27,382 He did it because I didn't give him children! 1259 01:51:27,459 --> 01:51:30,792 I didn't make him happy! It's my fault! Kill me! 1260 01:51:30,863 --> 01:51:31,955 You're crazy. 1261 01:51:32,831 --> 01:51:34,458 To die for this bastard? 1262 01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,126 He's mine. 1263 01:51:36,802 --> 01:51:38,099 We are one. 1264 01:51:38,804 --> 01:51:42,934 One coin. One face. One lie. 1265 01:51:44,143 --> 01:51:46,611 You say it from the heart or were you taught that? 1266 01:51:46,678 --> 01:51:48,077 I say it from my heart. 1267 01:51:48,647 --> 01:51:51,616 I have no country, no children, nothing. 1268 01:51:51,683 --> 01:51:54,243 Kill me! He is mine! 1269 01:51:54,319 --> 01:51:55,718 Don't take him from me. 1270 01:51:55,787 --> 01:51:58,950 You think this drama will stop the Lord's will? 1271 01:52:00,993 --> 01:52:03,791 I confess my sins... 1272 01:52:09,801 --> 01:52:12,929 Asshole! You still want to use your dark arts? 1273 01:53:02,321 --> 01:53:03,618 I killed the Chinese. 1274 01:53:04,323 --> 01:53:06,291 They killed Candido, the priest. 1275 01:53:06,825 --> 01:53:08,793 They poisoned his rice pudding. 1276 01:53:09,995 --> 01:53:11,792 That's why I killed them. 1277 01:53:13,832 --> 01:53:15,800 I killed them without mercy. 1278 01:53:16,802 --> 01:53:18,929 I stained my hands with their blood. 1279 01:53:20,138 --> 01:53:21,605 Poor devils. 1280 01:53:22,140 --> 01:53:24,267 You should've seen them holding each other. 1281 01:53:25,143 --> 01:53:27,270 - I killed them. - Don't worry, Father. 1282 01:53:28,146 --> 01:53:31,604 Didn't you know they're faking a fire... 1283 01:53:31,683 --> 01:53:33,150 ...to burn this place down? 1284 01:53:33,986 --> 01:53:37,786 When it's gone, they'll build a mall. 1285 01:53:38,824 --> 01:53:42,783 Use discretion, please. It's a smooth operation. 1286 01:53:44,663 --> 01:53:45,789 Did you hear me? 1287 01:53:46,665 --> 01:53:48,792 Their blood is on my hands. 1288 01:53:48,867 --> 01:53:51,233 - I killed them. - You didn't kill anyone... 1289 01:53:51,303 --> 01:53:53,362 ...because there's no dead Chinese man. 1290 01:53:54,306 --> 01:53:57,764 Who's ever seen a dead Chinese? 1291 01:53:58,810 --> 01:54:00,277 A Chinese burial? 1292 01:54:01,813 --> 01:54:03,280 I'll make this easy. 1293 01:54:04,316 --> 01:54:09,117 A fucking Chinese cemetery. Have you? 1294 01:54:09,988 --> 01:54:13,788 That's the Chinese. They just don't die. 1295 01:54:14,660 --> 01:54:17,788 When they die, they don't really die. 1296 01:54:26,972 --> 01:54:30,601 The Royal is fucked. 1297 01:55:17,656 --> 01:55:18,918 Who are you? 1298 01:55:18,990 --> 01:55:20,787 I'm Patria, man. 1299 01:55:22,661 --> 01:55:23,787 Patria. 1300 01:55:34,806 --> 01:55:37,775 SUBTITLES BY DISTRIMAX INC. 1301 01:55:40,145 --> 01:55:42,772 THE END 1302 01:55:43,148 --> 01:55:45,776 TO MATIAS AND ANDRES RIPSTEIN 94134