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Hm. Spiffy.
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[Dewey, over communicator]
Double‐O Duck?
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This is Dewble‐O Duck.
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You need to find enemy agent,Red Feather,
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and say the password
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"Cold pastrami on rye,hold the mustard."
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Mm. Yummy.
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‐What are you doing?
‐[all gasp]
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What I Dewey best.
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♪ Never found the truth ♪
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♪ Never knew the meaning ♪
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♪ Your endless charm and youth ♪
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♪ Never stopped me dreaming ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ But now it's dawned on me ♪
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♪ That intellect
I'll never see ♪
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♪ So I must go ♪
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Uh, hi.
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Can I help you?
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Ham and cheese‐‐
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Uh, no, pepperoni‐‐
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No. Oh, gosh, no,
now I'm hungry.
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Uh, ketchup?
Er‐‐no‐‐uh...
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Thousand Island? I can't
remember when I'm hungry.
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Sorry, Double‐O‐Duck.
The kitchen is closed.
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[coughing and groaning]
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Man, I can't believe
we lost the game so fast.
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I had a sassy quip ready
and everything.
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LP? Game over.
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[panting]
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It's a little too real.
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Yay! You won!
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No, we totally lost.
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So you're done
roaming around
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in that forsaken room?
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It is a super
high‐tech game.
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When you put on these glasses,
you're in a different world.
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Haven't you ever wanted
to plug into a thrilling
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high‐stakes adventure?
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Can we play one more time?
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Pretty please,
Uncle McDee.
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It is bad enough
I had to set foot
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in this contraptionary carnival
to pick you up.
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Now you want me
to stay here?
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You know,
Uncle Scrooge,
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I've always wanted
to introduce you
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to the
Captain's Quarters Arcade.
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‐Come on!
‐All right, LP.
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Let's jack in and reboot
their butts.
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I don't know. Maybe you should
do this one on your own.
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Hey, we're a team.
We got this.
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No pressure, LP.
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Just a simple spy game.
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What could go wrong?
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Black Heron. Steelbeak.
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We have intruders.
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[monitor beeps]
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♪ Life is likeA hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Racecars, lasersAirplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck blur ♪
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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Duck Tales, whoo‐ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out thereMaking Duck Tales, whoo‐ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring‐doBad and good‐luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo‐ooh ♪
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McDuck is here.
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McWhat?
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I hate that guy.
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F.O.W.L. chose
this absurd location
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because he'd never step foot
in a place like Funso's.
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I miss the old lair,
the Sat‐a‐Lighthouse.
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[laughs]
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Classic villain lair.
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Get them out of herewithout rousing suspicion.
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Director Buzzard
is right.
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They can't discover
my Intelli‐Ray.
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Intelli‐buh?
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[sighs]
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The Third Eye Diamond,
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a mystical relic pulled
from the F. O. W. L. archives.
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It increases the intellect
of its target.
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Observe.
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This simple rodent had a brain
the size of a pea.
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Sound familiar?
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[laughs]
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Rats are dumb, right?
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[Black Heron]
I centupled its intelligence.
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I raised its IQ.
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I made the dumb rat smart.
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Oh! I see. What you got there
is a Smart Rat ray.
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[laughs]
Why didn't you just say that?
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[sighs]
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But if I could reverse
this beam,
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I could use this weapon
to make Scrooge McDuck
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dumber than the dummies.
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[cackles]
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Any questions?
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Did the rat make that jumpsuit
on a regular sewing machine,
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or did it build it on it's own
tiny sewing machine?
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Either way, I'm very‐‐
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Just get rid of them, stupid.
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I'm not stupid.
I'll go.
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Not because you told me,
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but because there's no trap
like a steel trap.
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‐[metal clangs]
‐Go!
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You know,
because my beak?
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It's made of steel.
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Put in a token,
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then whack at these moles
with this hammer.
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I pay for the privilege of doing
someone else's yard work?
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Pass.
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So that's a no
to video games,
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Uke or Puke, Mole Whacker,
and sitting quietly on a bench.
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I am sorry, Webbigail,
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but these videographic
adventures
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will never compare
to the real...thing?
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[Prospector Paul]
There's gold in them hills!
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[arcade game beeping]
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Yes! Skee‐Ball.
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Roll the balls
into the point holes and get‐‐
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‐Gold?
‐And tickets!
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A fun diversion,
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but it'll never compare
to the actual thrill of‐‐
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Eureka! 100 points.
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[laughing]
Oh! Stand back, Webbigail.
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These sidewinding claim‐jumpers
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won't stop me from striking it
ticket rich.
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Oh!
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[grunting]
There we go.
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Can't let Dewey down.
Got to be smart, got to win.
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You lose, we all go home.
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Calm down, LP.
It's only a game.
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Our last game.
And the last of my allowance.
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But don't overthink it.
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All right. Okay, bud.
You can do this.
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[inaudible]
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I'll have your back this time
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so nothing goes wrong.
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Remember, we say the passcode,
win the card game,
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locate the villain's lair.
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Once there, find the secret
weapon, save the world.
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‐Then we get pizza!
‐Yes. Pizza.
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But first,
we take out Odd‐Duck.
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Huh?
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Can I help you?
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Uh, cold...
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Pastrami on rye.
Hold the mustard.
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...pickles, no onions.
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Hm.
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I am Red Feather.
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Duck. Dewey Duck.
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Pad. Launchpad.
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McQuack, my name
is Launchpad McQuack.
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Men of exquisite taste.
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Follow.
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[grunts]
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I never saw the game
do this before.
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Maybe he's a secret boss?
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Name's Steelbeak.
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You boys enjoying
you spy games?
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[chuckles]
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We are, thank you
for asking.
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[dealer] The game
is baccarat chemin de fer.
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Stakes on the bank hand,
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but customers
holding the shoe.
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I get it.
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Yes, I do as well.
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Go fish.
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Old maid.
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Uh...
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crazy eights.
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Checkmate.
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[grunts]
Well played.
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It was?
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I guess you were
outsmart‐guyed.
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Ha! I don't know
about schmantzy card games.
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But how about a game
of 52 pickup...
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your teeth!
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The pain feels so lifelike.
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[grunts]
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Aah!
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Looks like the cards
were stacked against‐‐
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Hey!
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[all gasp]
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‐[grunts]
‐Aah!
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‐Whoo‐hoo!
‐We did it!
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[neck cracks]
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[snickers and grunts]
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[game beeping]
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Bonanza! 100 points.
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I knew you'd love this.
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Oh, hey, let me show you
this trick shot.
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Not now, lass.
I'm on a roll.
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I need to keep
my strength up.
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Fetch your uncle
a tin of mutton.
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I think they just
have nachos.
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[grunts]
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Ow!
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[grunting]
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[spits and laughs]
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Ah!
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I gotcha.
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‐[grunts]
‐Ah!
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[Launchpad yells]
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Huh?
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[both scream]
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‐[crash]
‐[both groan]
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[machinery whirring]
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[cackles]
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Thanks for playing.
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Dewey?
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Launchpad?
Oh, man.
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Do you know
what this means?
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[both]
We made it to the next level!
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Now we just need to find a way
out of here.
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There's always some kind
of escape puzzle
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or a hidden panel.
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Like this one.
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Okay. Like this one.
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Nerp.
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I think I got something.
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The Funso job is donezo.
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Hey, what's this
mess now?
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The Intelli‐ray.
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I just explained it
to you.
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Ugh! I'll just show you.
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[both groan]
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[laughs]
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‐Success!
‐Of course.
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With this, we could
make Scrooge so hungry
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he'll eat all
the world's toys.
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What? No, it's not
making them hungry.
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They're dumb‐‐
Wait, where are the ducks?
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Relax. They think
they're in a game.
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I put them in
one of the holding cells.
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And, yes, I did put them in
those flashy prisoner jumpsuits.
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You brought Scrooge McDuck's
family to our lair,
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where Scrooge McDuck
will come looking for them,
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because he's Scrooge McDuck?
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Duh, that ain't smart.
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You were supposed to get rid
of them, not bring them to us.
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Ugh, why must I be surrounded
by imbeciles?
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[growls]
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Almost.
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Ow!
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‐Did you get it?
‐No.
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It'd take some kind of genius
to figure this out.
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Okay, think.
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Now, what can
rubber bands do?
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Band things together.
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They go stretchy.
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They snap really hard.
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What am I missing?
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I see a wall,
door, glass, and floor.
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Ah, what does it all mean?
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[powering up]
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[all cheer and laugh]
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[console beeps]
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00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,879
Whoa.
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The solution was to build
a tiny plane
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and teach a mouse
to fly it?
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Yes. I figured that out.
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00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,429
I'm sorry I doubted you, LP.
You're getting the hang of this.
266
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,848
Now we've got to find
the villain's secret weapon.
267
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,434
I should have left you
rotting in the prison cell
268
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,727
in St. Canard.
269
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,103
After I sort this out,
270
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,646
I'm reporting you
to high command.
271
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,107
Easy, Heron, that's no way
to talk to your partner.
272
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,068
Partner?
You are a stooge.
273
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,528
A low‐level flunky.
274
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,947
You bird‐brained,
idiotic, stupid‐‐
275
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,116
Stop calling me that!
276
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,247
[gasps]
277
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,041
[groans and giggles]
278
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,001
Not so smart now,
are you?
279
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,503
All right, dum‐dums.
I'm taking over.
280
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,963
[grumbling]
281
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,008
Yes! I did it!
282
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,010
I'm the richest duck
in the arcade.
283
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,179
Great, Uncle Scrooge.
284
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,348
Okay, now we exchange
these tickets for prizes, and‐‐
285
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,601
Find your own grubstake,
you gut burglar.
286
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:10,980
Okay, okay. I think maybe you
got a little too into this game.
287
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,149
Everyone wants a piece
of my fortune.
288
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:17,028
I'm gonna need some kind of
ticket repository, or safe, or‐‐
289
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,529
‐Ticket bin?
‐Yes!
290
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,822
That'll do it!
291
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,407
[cackles]
292
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,204
Hm.
293
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,122
[grunts]
294
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,208
There's the bad guy.
This is easy.
295
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,709
A little too easy.
296
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,544
‐I got this.
‐No, wait! Where's the...
297
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,964
[gasps]
298
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,382
...device?
299
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,008
Look at what
we got here.
300
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,260
A jailbreak.
301
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,346
Now I have to break you.
302
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,891
Yeah, well, there is no
"I" in "You."
303
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,144
But there is a "You"
in "You're done for."
304
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,523
Oh, these quips are terrible.
Can we fight already?
305
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,358
Eggheads, scramble them!
306
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,151
Now that was‐‐aah!
307
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,611
[grunts]
308
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,866
[sighs]
309
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:04,993
[grunts]
310
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,081
Oh, no!
311
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,836
Launchpad! No!
312
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,796
Man, that was his last life.
313
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,008
I shall avenge you, my friend,
to my last‐‐hey!
314
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,010
I was in the middle
of a monologue here.
315
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,137
‐Stupid game.
‐No one calls me stupid!
316
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,182
And no one's ever
going to call me stupid again.
317
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,231
I'll take over
from here, chap.
318
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,066
[gasps and pants]
319
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,611
My mind,
320
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,196
so nimble so clear.
321
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,198
That cad Steelbeak
must have blasted me
322
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,242
with an intelligence‐enhancement
ray.
323
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,453
But what of Dewford?
324
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,787
Hm.
325
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,463
Mr. Steelbeak
wanted you two
326
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,881
to check the manifold
coupling
327
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,133
for the converter relays
on Sector 13.
328
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,427
I don't know what
any of those words mean.
329
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,970
Heavens, you don't
want them to think
330
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,096
you don't know
what you're doing.
331
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,015
Hurry along now,
sector 13.
332
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,312
Is there some confusion,
friend?
333
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,565
I, uh, actually try
to avoid the number 13.
334
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,484
They say it's bad luck.
335
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,111
Well, it's certainly proving
to be bad luck for you.
336
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,077
The Fiendish Organization
for World Larceny?
337
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,495
They're back?
338
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,996
They're plotting against
Mr. McDee.
339
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,372
And worse,
340
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,333
they've already kidnapped
dear Dewford.
341
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,460
I won't let him down again.
342
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,505
Hm, can't go out there
looking like this.
343
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,090
All right, you dog.
344
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,342
Where does Steelbeak
keep his evening wear?
345
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,723
[grunting]
346
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,480
[dialing phone]
347
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,023
Pick up, Mr. McDee.
Pick up.
348
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,025
I must warn you.
349
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,693
[vibrating]
350
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,950
Sir, we can count those
for you.
351
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:12,078
Ah, yes. You'd like that,
wouldn't you sonny?
352
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,162
[grumbles]
353
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,164
Why do I have
to spend these now?
354
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,958
We could be ticket
billionaires.
355
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,293
Oh, it's too bad
these tickets expire
356
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,962
at the end of the day.
357
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,713
These tickets don't exp‐‐ah!
358
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,095
Where the devil
is Steelbeak going?
359
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,097
[engine revs]
360
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,727
Launchpad,
you had another life?
361
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,396
A speedboat chase!
362
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,398
I can taste the seawater.
363
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,234
I'm actually afraid
and a little dehydrated.
364
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,902
This game is incredible.
365
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,237
Dewey, this is no game.
366
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,655
Your family is in danger.
367
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,031
[inaudible]
368
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,867
Ugh.
369
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,206
[grunting]
370
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,541
Huh?
371
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,254
No time for a crash course.
372
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,260
[gasps]
373
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,055
That's my partner!
374
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,684
How is he doing this?
375
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,024
[laughs]
376
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,067
There goes your pal
Lurch‐pond.
377
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,112
Ha! You know,
because he just got lurched
378
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,072
into that pond
over there?
379
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,074
That's technically
a bay.
380
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,117
I'm not stupid!
381
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,213
Classic villain lair.
382
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,965
Soon all of Duckburg
will be full of dummies.
383
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,468
And after that,
the world.
384
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,929
This is the end of the game?
Some dumb lighthouse fight?
385
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,722
This is a stu...
386
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,432
...pendous plan.
Please don't kill me.
387
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,975
This is my last life,
388
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,269
and Uncle Scrooge only gives us
like a nickel a week.
389
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,444
[spits]
390
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:21,999
You again?
391
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,545
Wait a minute.
Is that my suit?
392
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,714
It suits me better.
393
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,551
[yells]
394
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,888
Huh?
395
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,726
Wait a sec.
396
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,687
Your brain, your body.
397
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,189
They're all smart now.
398
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,316
But not for long.
399
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,235
Wait! No!
400
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,444
[rumbling]
401
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,784
You haven't adjusted
the device correctly.
402
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,828
You'll make
the whole city imbecilic.
403
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,831
Your fancy speak won't work
on me, Dummy‐O‐Duck.
404
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,708
Ha‐ha! Classic.
405
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,586
But they'll be so dumb
they'll forget how to breathe.
406
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,671
Oh. Yeah.
407
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,214
No duh.
408
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,217
That was totally my plan
the whole time,
409
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,428
and you just
figured it out?
410
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,015
Looks like your not
as smart as me.
411
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,267
"Not as smart as I."
412
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,019
[screams]
413
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,063
[laughs]
414
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,481
What are you laughing at?
415
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,233
This lighthouse has a bit
416
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,276
of a rodent problem.
417
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,902
Huh?
418
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,076
[muffled screaming]
419
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,079
[groans]
420
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,834
Thanks for the rescue.
421
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,966
[grunts]
422
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,969
Oh! The city is doomed.
423
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,014
[powering up]
424
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,433
No person could survive
being that stupid...
425
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,353
except...
426
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,775
Launchpad!
427
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,194
I can't believe it.
We might actually beat the game.
428
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,657
Launchpad?
429
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,076
[Dewey]
♪ Never found the truth ♪
430
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,787
♪ Never knew the meaning ♪
431
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,872
But I can't sacrifice
my intelligence.
432
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,749
There's so much more
I could accomplish.
433
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,626
Stop the evil conspiracy
out to get us.
434
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,002
Solve world hunger.
435
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,089
Land a plane.
There must be some other way.
436
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,425
What? Launchpad, why are you
overthinking this?
437
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,844
Because I want to be
good enough for you.
438
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,639
Of course you're good enough
for me.
439
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:44,517
You're my best friend.
440
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,102
♪ I'll never see ♪
441
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,355
♪ So I must go ♪
442
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,525
For Dewey and Duckburg.
443
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,238
♪ I'm just not good enough ♪
444
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,908
♪ For you ♪
445
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:11,085
♪ I'm just not good enough ♪
446
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,755
♪ For Dewey ♪
447
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,174
Remember me!
448
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,052
[both gasp]
449
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,055
Did we beat it?
We beat the game!
450
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,891
Was it all a game?
451
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,185
Wait till I tell Huey
that I‐‐
452
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,229
You beat the game.
453
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,982
Nice job, Double‐O.
454
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,817
I'm not playing
with anybody but you.
455
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,862
Whoa, looks like you two
have seen some action.
456
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,281
Us? What happened to you? You
get anything good?
457
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,324
Mustache comb.
458
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,119
Cost me three million tickets.
459
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,912
Three million?
460
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,497
How much did you spend
to get those tickets?
461
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,917
[sobs]
462
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,503
I don't think we should
bring you here anymore.
463
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,046
Thank you.
464
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,011
[Suave‐Pad]
You must warn them.
465
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,180
F. O. W. L. is plottingagainst the family.
466
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,974
Mr. McDee, I've got something
very important to tell you.
467
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,144
I like purple. A lot.
468
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,230
Ha! Man, I'm glad I got that
off my chest.
469
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,815
It was bugging me.
470
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,234
All right.
Let's go home.
471
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,572
No! Warn them, you old fool!Warn them!
472
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,408
Oh, dash it all,I'm going for a soak.
473
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,580
Wake up. Do you have any idea
the mess I had to clean up?
474
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,373
Bringing the ducks
back to Funsos,
475
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,042
returning Steelbeak here,
476
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,419
restoring your intelligence,
as it were.
477
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,046
Bradford, I‐‐
478
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,632
I told you, no Intelligence Rays
or Freeze Rays,
479
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,550
or any kind of rays.
480
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,843
[laughs]
481
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,178
Who's stupid now?
482
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,429
[muffled screams]
483
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,848
We are F. O. W. L.
484
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,975
We have to be smarter
than that.
485
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,977
We're not trying
to destroy the world.
486
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,273
We're going to steal it out
from underneath McDuck's nose.
487
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,151
Ew, why was this wet?
488
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:06,033
♪ I'm just not good enough ♪
489
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,329
♪ For you ♪
490
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:19,630
♪ I'm just not good enough ♪
491
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:24,510
♪ For Dewey ♪
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