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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:31,444 Film, kter� nyn� uvid�te, byl nato�en jen pomoc� skryt�ch kamer. 2 00:00:31,642 --> 00:00:35,648 V�ichni na obrazovce tak p�isp�li ke spont�nnosti filmu, 3 00:00:35,683 --> 00:00:39,061 kter� se to�il od �ervence 2014 do �nora 2015. 4 00:00:39,642 --> 00:00:41,561 BONTONFILM uv�d� 5 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,227 Mal� princezni�ko, jsme u pro tebe, 6 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,694 a ti, co tu nejsou, budou litovat. 7 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:54,442 Mal� princezni�ko, jsme u pro tebe, 8 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:56,810 a ti, co tu nejsou, 9 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,393 dostanou brzy pad�ka. 10 00:01:00,642 --> 00:01:02,775 J� VE 3 M�S�C�CH MOJE CH�VA 11 00:01:02,808 --> 00:01:05,570 Od chv�le, kdy jsem poprv� zaplakala, 12 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,183 jsem v�d�la, �e se nikdy nedok�u zastavit. 13 00:01:10,642 --> 00:01:13,143 I kdy� hrozilo, �e se nech�m st�hnout dol�. 14 00:01:13,183 --> 00:01:14,605 L�b� se li to? 15 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:19,977 Ne, panda se j� nel�b�. To je p��li� k�iklav�. 16 00:01:20,017 --> 00:01:24,521 V�t�inou m� r�da drah� v�ci, z v�prodej� se j� zved� �aludek. 17 00:01:24,933 --> 00:01:26,355 Je n�ro�n�. 18 00:01:28,475 --> 00:01:30,727 Jeliko� jsem byla odmali�ka 19 00:01:30,767 --> 00:01:33,528 zd�ena nedostatkem n�rok� zbytku lidstva... 20 00:01:33,558 --> 00:01:34,731 J� v 5 LETECH 21 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:36,852 ...vyjad�ovala jsem p��n� jasn�. 22 00:01:36,892 --> 00:01:40,980 M�te n�jak�, co z�stanou �t��aty? A� vyrostou, budou o�kliv�. 23 00:01:41,225 --> 00:01:43,442 Budu je muset nechat utratit. 24 00:01:43,475 --> 00:01:44,731 Mami! 25 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,729 Abych neponechala prostor pr�m�rnosti. 26 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:50,943 Jsou �pln� k ni�emu. Kup mi rad�ji sluhu. 27 00:01:54,058 --> 00:01:56,690 - Dokonalost vis� na vl�sku. -J� VE 12 LETECH 28 00:01:56,725 --> 00:02:00,399 Okam�ik nepozornosti, a v� �ivot se zhrout�. 29 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:03,728 - Nu�e? -Co je to za materi�l? Nem�te norka? 30 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:07,227 Tohle nem��u nosit. R�suje se mi v tom p�irozen�. 31 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:10,853 Vy jste se asi nemusela starat o dobrou pov�st. 32 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,683 J� V 18 LETECH 33 00:02:12,725 --> 00:02:16,778 V�dy jsem p�esn� v�d�la, kdo jsem, a p�edev��m jakou m�m cenu. 34 00:02:17,475 --> 00:02:19,146 Tedy vy��� ne� ostatn�. 35 00:02:19,183 --> 00:02:22,313 Promi�te, ale jasn� vid�m, �e m� kr�sa a aura 36 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,021 ostatn� ru�� od studia. 37 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:26,851 Tak�e je ode m� velice mor�ln�, 38 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:29,519 abych tu odm�tla studovat. 39 00:02:29,558 --> 00:02:34,193 Je zjevn�, �e se svou osobnost� bezpochyby stejn� usp�j... 40 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,770 A nep�emlouvejte m�, �ek� na m� toti� cel� �ivot. 41 00:02:44,808 --> 00:02:48,767 M� v�jime�nost pro m� nikdy nep�edstavovala probl�m. 42 00:02:48,808 --> 00:02:52,566 Ale v�ly sklen�n� nad mou kol�bkou musely zem��t mlad�, 43 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:57,186 proto�e v dosp�losti jsem byla vr�ena do hr�z st�edn� t��dy. 44 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:00,110 CENTRUM VE�EJN�HO FINANCOV�N� 45 00:03:00,142 --> 00:03:04,527 Da�a�i, jak m��ete v noci sp�t, kdy� po n�s po�adujete pen�ze? 46 00:03:04,558 --> 00:03:09,524 Nehodl�m si p�estat kupovat lodi�ky kv�li stavb� silnice v Horn� Doln�! 47 00:03:09,558 --> 00:03:12,770 Mn� jsou va�e silnice v provinci�ch ukraden�! 48 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:16,021 V �ivot� jsou omezeni, kter� se mi v�bec nehod�. 49 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:23,025 Pojedu tent�� den! Tent��! 50 00:03:23,392 --> 00:03:27,268 Jak to, �e nerozum�te m�mu po�adavku? Do prdele! 51 00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:31,477 Nejhor�� je, �e jsem se proti sv� v�li ocitla v pasti 52 00:03:31,517 --> 00:03:34,444 v podob� nejv�t��ho podvodu v�ech dob. 53 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:37,106 - J� P�ED 2 T�DNY - V pr�ci. 54 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:41,896 Dobr� den, co byste r�dy vid�ly? 55 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,110 - Tohle. -Eiffelovku, Champs Elys�es... 56 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,896 - To je nuda. -Pros�m? 57 00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:50,607 Je to p�ece�ovan�, zastaral�, z m�dy. 58 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:53,602 A nehod� se mi to. 59 00:03:56,475 --> 00:03:58,976 Dobr�, tlus�o�ky, jedeme. 60 00:04:06,933 --> 00:04:10,691 Pohni se, st���! Jech! 61 00:04:13,308 --> 00:04:17,527 - V Japonsku m�te laky z�cpy? -Jsme z Filip�n. -To je tot�. 62 00:04:18,183 --> 00:04:21,561 Pohni, kret�ne! Asi si tu d�me ve�e�i, co? 63 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,728 To je k��, Lou Boutin. U v�s je to asi m�da, co? 64 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:34,357 Saint Laurente! U� mi dorazila bunda velikost 34? 65 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,393 Kruci, j� tu pracuju! Fa�ouni. 66 00:04:41,558 --> 00:04:43,359 Pohni! Pohni, sakra! 67 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,397 - Vy jste se poznali na internetu? -Ano. 68 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:49,017 Proto�e se k sob� moc nehod�te. 69 00:04:57,225 --> 00:05:01,065 Mus�te mi d�lat blinkr. Takhle, dejte ruku nahoru. 70 00:05:01,975 --> 00:05:04,985 A nep�est�vejte, dokud v�m ne�eknu, ano? 71 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,769 Blikejte, falafelov�. 72 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,486 Nejsem klasick� pr�vodkyn�. 73 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:17,103 PA�͎SK� BLBKA 74 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:21,646 Blikejte, jarn� z�vitky. Pod�vejte. Vid�te tu budovu, tam nalevo? 75 00:05:21,683 --> 00:05:25,690 Tady jsem ztratila panenstv�. 76 00:05:27,142 --> 00:05:31,858 Proto�e m�l mal� penis. 77 00:05:32,475 --> 00:05:36,315 V�te, jako mal� p�re�ek. Jist�, v�te to. 78 00:05:36,975 --> 00:05:38,729 Takov� ��nsk� penis. 79 00:05:42,392 --> 00:05:45,070 Hal�? Jak se vede, Alberte? 80 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,103 V�echno v po��dku. 81 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:51,103 Klientky jsou spokojen�. 82 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,360 Pr�v� jsme zastavily u Louvru. 83 00:05:54,725 --> 00:05:59,395 Jarn� z�vitky si fotografuj� pyramidu. V�ichni jsou spokojen�. 84 00:06:00,392 --> 00:06:01,778 Co�e? 85 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:05,777 Kupuje� star� kr�my 86 00:06:05,808 --> 00:06:10,359 a m�sto abys po��dil klimatizaci, nacpe� do nich GPS. Dob�e. 87 00:06:11,642 --> 00:06:14,652 Promi�te, m�j ��f. Je to opravdu kret�n. 88 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:19,267 T��m se velk� podpo�e z�kazn�k�, hodn� t�m riskuje�. 89 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:22,396 To je ��lenstv�... Poslouchej m�! 90 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,393 Pokud m� vyhod�, d�m v�pov��. Napo��d. 91 00:06:27,183 --> 00:06:29,945 Dob�e, nazdar. Kret�n jeden. 92 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:36,230 - Jste v po��dku, madam? -Ne, nejsem... 93 00:06:36,267 --> 00:06:38,981 Mus�m se d�t dohromady, u� nem��u. 94 00:06:39,017 --> 00:06:41,944 Nikdo nebude odkl�dat d�t� do kouta. 95 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,274 - Pokra�ujte d�l samy, ano? -Neum�me ��dit. 96 00:06:46,308 --> 00:06:49,686 To je fuk, to auto stejn� nen� moje. 97 00:06:59,308 --> 00:07:00,730 ELYSEJSK� PAL�C 98 00:07:00,892 --> 00:07:03,475 - Dobr� r�no. -Dobr�. -Tam nem��ete. 99 00:07:03,517 --> 00:07:07,819 Pot�ebuju mluvit s Fran�oisem. "Norm�ln� prezident" nem� zvonek? 100 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:12,517 Chci se zeptat, co nab�z� lidem, kte�� odm�taj� jeho "norm�ln� �ivot". 101 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:17,062 - Je mi l�to, madam, nen� tu. -Jak jsem �ekala. Taky nepracuje. 102 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:58,278 Na�t�st� m��e �lov�k kdykoliv procitnout. 103 00:07:58,308 --> 00:08:01,319 To je nesnesiteln�. Instagram mi leze na nervy. 104 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,732 Kdy� vid�te, jak �ij� ostatn�... 105 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:07,820 Ivanka Trumpov� na Baham�ch. Paris Hilton na Svat�m Bartolom�ji. 106 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:11,903 Tlust� prdel Kardachianky v p�edn� �ad� na m�dn� p�ehl�dce. 107 00:08:11,933 --> 00:08:13,024 Povale�ka. 108 00:08:13,058 --> 00:08:15,357 Nicole Richie si nech�v� d�lat ��es. 109 00:08:15,392 --> 00:08:19,896 Tak�e nikdo nepracuje, jen j�. To by sta�ilo, to mus� p�estat. 110 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:21,653 U� nem��u. 111 00:08:32,683 --> 00:08:35,445 Co je, chcete snad na l�to tyt�? 112 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,309 Drz� mrcha. 113 00:08:42,308 --> 00:08:46,943 Jdu poprosil o radu, proto�e chci v�st �ivot, kter� si zaslou��m. 114 00:08:46,975 --> 00:08:48,694 - NOT�� -Bez pr�ce. 115 00:08:48,725 --> 00:08:51,819 �ivot oby�ejn�ch lid� nen� pro m�. 116 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:56,232 - Dobr�. -Pot�ebuju sluhy, 117 00:08:56,642 --> 00:08:58,941 fotogenick� p��tele... 118 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:01,850 - Ano. -A tolik pen�z, 119 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:05,153 �e o mn� bude bulv�r ps�t jako... 120 00:09:05,475 --> 00:09:09,528 o d�d�ejce, o slavn� holce, kdykoliv budu u kade�n�ka. 121 00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:13,979 Nemohla jsem kv�li tomu celou noc sp�t a jedin� �e�en� je, 122 00:09:14,808 --> 00:09:18,151 �e se stanu d�di�kou a zd�d�m jm�n� po matce. 123 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,435 - Je�t� za jej�ho �ivota? -Jist�. 124 00:09:20,475 --> 00:09:23,770 Je tedy zjevn�, �e mati�ka je�t� neskonala. 125 00:09:23,892 --> 00:09:25,811 - Ne. -Dobr�. 126 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:30,851 Cht�la bych p��stup k jej�m pen�z�m bez jej�ho p�edchoz�ho souhlasu. 127 00:09:32,225 --> 00:09:34,394 A jak, bez jej�ho souhlasu? 128 00:09:34,892 --> 00:09:37,357 - Proto jsem za v�mi p�i�la. -No jo. 129 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:42,441 - Chci �e�en�. -To lze jen v p��pad� krajn� nutnosti. 130 00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:45,983 - Je to krajn� nutnost. -D�dit po �ij�c�m nen� snadn�. 131 00:09:46,017 --> 00:09:49,477 V t� va�� bran�i m�te omezenou p�edstavivost. 132 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:53,689 - Neust�le lp�te na detailech. -T�m se ale ��k� z�kon. 133 00:09:53,725 --> 00:09:56,191 Mus�te b�t kreativn�. 134 00:09:56,267 --> 00:09:59,727 - Z�kon va�emu p��padu nep�eje. -P�estanu pracovat 135 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,315 a kv�li va�im z�kon�m nemohu d�dil, 136 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:05,028 a�koliv chci ��t v luxusu. Tak�e co? 137 00:10:05,058 --> 00:10:10,273 Matka v�m m��e d�t velkou ��st sv�ho jm�n� je�t� za sv�ho �ivota, 138 00:10:10,308 --> 00:10:14,066 -p��padn� v�m m��e d�t v�echno. -Ten strop je n�zk�. 139 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:17,027 B�t d�di�kou znamen� b�t Paris Hilton, 140--" 00:10:17,058 --> 00:10:19,357 ne dcera majitelky penzionu. 141 00:10:19,392 --> 00:10:23,184 D�v�te mi za p��klad d�vku, konkr�tn� Paris Hilton, 142 00:10:23,225 --> 00:10:26,603 -co �ije z image, prod�v� sv�j �ivot. -Ano. 143 00:10:26,642 --> 00:10:29,984 Pot�ebuju bod, z kter�ho za�nu prod�vat sv�j �ivot. 144 00:10:30,017 --> 00:10:32,351 Najd�te si n�koho slavn�ho 145 00:10:32,392 --> 00:10:36,445 -a p�esu�te se do jeho sv�ta. -Mysl�te s�atek s boh��em. 146 00:10:36,475 --> 00:10:41,607 Sta�� se sp��hnout s celebritou. To p�it�hne z�jem �asopis�. 147 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,436 �ena celebrity. 148 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,309 Dv� krabi�ky Prozacu a jednu Xanaxu, pros�m. 149 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:51,230 - M�te p�edpis? -Ne, to je pro man�ela. 150 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:54,857 - Je celebrita, je to hrozn�. -Pot�ebuji ten recept. 151 00:10:54,892 --> 00:10:58,270 - Nem�m tu z�znamy. -Budete holt m�t na sv�dom� 152 00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,228 jeho sebevra�du. 153 00:11:00,808 --> 00:11:03,653 Ne, man�elka celebrity je hrozn� n�pad. 154 00:11:03,683 --> 00:11:06,610 Vz�t si maniodepres�ka, co mu t�hne z huby, 155 00:11:06,642 --> 00:11:10,399 aby se objevil titulek "Johnny Depp a jeho kamar�dka". 156 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,934 - A co fotbalista? -�ena fotbalisty? 157 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:20,478 Nazdar. Pot�ebovala bych deodorant. 158 00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,568 - Extr�mn� silnej. -Dob�e. 159 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,018 Aby eliminoval t�lesn� pachy 160 00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:28,401 a z�rove� osv�il fakt hodn� velkej d�m. 161 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:30,069 Fajn. 162 00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:33,355 Tak�e do podpa�� a do interi�ru. 163 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:37,066 ��k� hipstersk� sr�gora, co chr�n� ozonovou vrstvu? 164 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:40,027 - Na tu ka�lu. -Hezky von�. 165 00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:43,768 Chci jen, aby to bylo siln�. Man�el tr�nuje 14 hodin denn�. 166 00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:47,518 Te�e z n�j pot na z�clony od Versaceho. Ni�� m� to. 167 00:11:47,892 --> 00:11:50,938 - Ne, stra�liv� n�pad. -A co t�eba... 168 00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:54,186 Holky, co maj� r�dy fotbal, jsou ohavn�. 169 00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:58,693 - Tak n�kdo ze sv�ta byznysu... -Bank��? 170 00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:03,019 Pro� ne? Pokud nav�c p��mo vlastn� banku. 171 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:10,318 Dobr� den, sh�n�m proj�madlo, opravdu velmi siln�. 172 00:12:10,683 --> 00:12:13,184 Pro man�ela, finan�n�ho magn�ta. 173 00:12:13,225 --> 00:12:17,314 Nechci n�jak� babsk� rady, �vestky nebo f�ky. 174 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:21,308 Mo�n� jde o leh�� zablokov�n�, za�n�te s Mikrolaxem. 175 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:24,609 Ne, je ve v�zen�. Nem��e proto z n�jak�ch d�vod� 176 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:27,320 -uvolnil �itn� sv�ra�. -Aha. 177 00:12:28,392 --> 00:12:33,026 Ale jak jsem ��kala, p�esto je nejlep�� ten Mikrolax, 178 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:37,060 sta�� br�t ka�d� ve�er dv� tablety. 179 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:40,276 Je po��d o�kliv�j�� a o�kliv�j��. Je to hrozn�. 180 00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,611 - Bude sed�t je�t� dlouho? -Nejsp� ano. 181 00:12:44,642 --> 00:12:46,645 To je hrozn�. 182 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,683 - M�m jen 11 eur. -M��ete platit kartou. 183 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:54,229 - Zmrazili n�m ��ty, nic nevyberu. -Tak d�m n�co pry�. 184 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,068 - A co? -Mikrolax. 185 00:12:56,767 --> 00:13:00,643 Bu�to bude fungovat, nebo zem�e ve vlastn�ch fek�li�ch. 186 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,732 Mo�n�, ale rad�ji ne. 187 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,310 Nen� dobr� se zapl�st s podvodn�kem, jako je Madof, 188 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:11,308 ani s pseudohip�s�kem v sand�lech Je��e a la Kerviel. 189 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:16,277 No nic, nic si nevy��tejte. Ud�lali jsme jist� pokrok. 190 00:13:16,308 --> 00:13:19,070 - Nebyl jste sice vynikaj�c�... -Jste laskav�. 191 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:23,817 ...ale otev�el jste mi o�i. Nechci v�st b�n� �ivot s bonusy, 192 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,351 tou��m po velkolep�m osudu. 193 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:34,775 Jdu od not��e a pot�ebuju p�em��let, tak se projdu. 194 00:13:34,808 --> 00:13:37,937 Vezm�te si je, nevid�m ��dn� ko� na odpadky. 195 00:13:37,975 --> 00:13:41,104 - U� tu �ek�m hodinu. -Co�e? -Hodinu tu �ek�m! 196 00:13:41,142 --> 00:13:44,187 Bu�te r�d, �e jsem v�m �ekla, �e to jsem j�. 197 00:13:51,225 --> 00:13:54,105 �ekal na m� velkolep� osud. Ale jak�? 198 00:13:55,308 --> 00:13:57,146 To jsem netu�ila. 199 00:14:37,892 --> 00:14:40,440 - Posa�te se. -Stra�n� m� bol� nohy. 200 00:14:40,475 --> 00:14:42,395 Na chvilku si odpo�inu. 201 00:14:43,975 --> 00:14:46,060 M�te tam i stoli�ku. 202 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,352 Madam, pros�m. 203 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,771 M�te tam stoli�ku. 204 00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:56,236 Dole je stoli�ka, vezm�te si ji. 205 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,235 Dobr� den. 206 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:04,310 - To je ale zvl�tn� m�sto. -Jste v l�k�rn�. 207 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:08,984 M�j Bo�e, poddan� tolik trp� za��vac�mi pot�emi a ang�nami? 208 00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:10,777 Co si p�ejete? 209 00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:14,435 Jen se d�v�m, jak je hrozn� b�t oby�ejn�m �lov�kem. 210 00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:23,396 D�kuji v�m! Moc a moc d�kuji, pane trafikante! 211 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:06,688 Marie, sly��m televizi, otev�i. Po��d se zlob� kv�li vajgl�m? 212 00:16:07,225 --> 00:16:09,691 Mus�m si vz�t prince. Ale kter�ho? 213 00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:12,107 Jsi odbornice na kr�lovsk� rodiny, jsi domovnice. 214 00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:16,100 Str� mi aspo� pod dve�e �asopisy, Hello nebo Gala. 215 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,151 Hal�? Marie? 216 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:23,690 Ty reality show ti zni�ily profesi. 217 00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:33,023 Kade, m��e se s tebou v rychlosti vyfotit? 218 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:38,942 - D�kuji. -M�jte se, d�ti, ahoj. 219 00:16:43,808 --> 00:16:46,523 V�vodo z Bernu! V�vodo z Bernu! 220 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,402 V�vodo z Bernu! 221 00:16:54,808 --> 00:16:56,397 V�vodo z Bernu! 222 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,729 V�vodo z Bernu! V�vodo z Bernu...! 223 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,688 V�vodo...! V�vodo z Bernu! 224 00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,611 Otev�ete okno, jen jednu ot�zku. 225 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,850 Kdybyste si m�l vz�t prince, koho byste si vzal? 226 00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:11,361 NOVIN�� A ODBORN�K NA KR�LOVSK� RODINY 227 00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:15,233 Na va�em m�st� bych si vzal anglick�ho prince Harryho. 228 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:19,225 Toho zrzouna? Odpov�d�l jste rychle. Zkusil jste to? 229 00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:20,736 Vz�t si ho? 230 00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,606 Jen klid, V�vodo z Bernu, ruce pry�. Je m�j. 231 00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,856 Prost� je�te. Nev�m, kam jedu. 232 00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:50,316 Zlep�ila bych jeho genofond. 233 00:17:51,058 --> 00:17:53,773 Zastavte! Mus�m si promluvit s tch�n�. 234 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,945 - T�mhle je, mus�m s n� mluvit. -Kde? 235 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,108 Tamhle, zacouvejte. 236 00:17:59,808 --> 00:18:01,360 Jdu za n�. 237 00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,815 - PAM�TN�K LADY DIANY -"Plamen svobody 238 00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,398 p�edan� francouzsk�mu lidu..." 239 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:14,018 Jen ra�te, p�eji hezk� den! 240 00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:18,357 - M��ete vypadnout? -Mluv�m s Dianou. 241 00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:21,603 - Jist�. -Pot�ebuju klid. -To snad nen� pravda! 242 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,102 Drah� Diano, chce�, abych si vzala prince Harryho? 243 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:29,314 Lep�� �enu naj�t nem��e. Ale nechci b�t na v�echno sama. 244 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:33,356 Tak�e za prv�, umete� mi cesti�ku, nechci konkurentky. 245 00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:36,985 Za druh�, ud�l� n�co s t�m vlhkem v Anglii. 246 00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:40,193 M�m tam neu�esateln� vlasy a to prost� nejde. 247 00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:43,354 A smi� se s t�m, �e se nikdy, absolutn� nikdy, 248 00:18:43,392 --> 00:18:45,560 nebudu anga�ovat v charit�. 249 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,108 Budu t� o v�em informovat. Je�t� jedna v�c. 250 00:18:49,308 --> 00:18:51,774 Dohl�dni, aby Harrymu z�staly vlasy. 251 00:18:51,808 --> 00:18:55,186 Zrzav� jsou hrozn�, ale ple� je neakceptovateln�. 252 00:18:55,225 --> 00:19:00,937 U� ��dn� proch�zky u �eky, pohlednice a Caf� Royal, 253 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:04,234 Pa��e m�m po krk, 254 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:07,194 rozhodla jsem se, miz�m odsud. 255 00:19:07,225 --> 00:19:10,401 U� ��dn� �ed� obloha, chmurn� r�na, 256 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:12,816 v Lond�n� je jaro den co den, 257 00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:18,610 tam, Pa��i, je �ivot jako sen. 258 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:26,026 Vsa� se, Pa��i, miz�m odsud, 259 00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:31,648 m�n�m se, moje hlavn� m�sto. 260 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,519 - Zdrav�m. Jste Camilla? -Ano. 261 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:42,394 Jsem p�ipraven� nastoupit. 262 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,686 M��ete mi otev��t dve�e. 263 00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:48,027 Jist�. 264 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:53,271 - Jste zvykl� na exekutivn� taxi? -Ano, nen� to zjevn�? 265 00:19:54,142 --> 00:19:57,602 - Nikdo mi nedal v�d�t. -A na co m�te v uchu tu v�ci�ku? 266 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,601 - A zavazadla? -M�te zavazadla? 267 00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:05,024 - Ano. -Kde? -U m�ch dve��. 268 00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:06,859 5. patro, bez v�tahu. 269 00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:19,475 - Tohle je�t� nikdo nepo�adoval. -Co p�esn�? -Tohle. 270 00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:22,856 Tak u� je�te. Jedu do Lond�na. 271 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,685 Rozhodla jsem se odplout lod�, 272 00:20:46,725 --> 00:20:51,146 abych se rozlou�ila s Franci�, kterou jsem odhodila jako trus. 273 00:20:51,975 --> 00:20:55,649 ��dn� �t�k tunelem jako n�jak� sprost� krysa. 274 00:21:21,267 --> 00:21:24,028 Promi�te, tato paluba nen� pro cestuj�c�. 275 00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:27,069 Ne, ne, madam. J� jsem vid�la Titanik. 276 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,980 V�m, co se stane s ubo��ky na ni���ch palub�ch. 277 00:21:30,017 --> 00:21:33,276 Odm�t�m dokon�it plavbu p�ipl�cnut� na dve�e od sk��n�. 278 00:21:33,308 --> 00:21:35,193 Rozhodn� ne v tomto oble�en�. 279 00:21:35,225 --> 00:21:38,603 Informujte kapit�na, �e m� m��e p�ij�t pozdravit. 280 00:21:38,892 --> 00:21:42,768 D�my a p�nov�, p�iplouv�me do Doveru. 281 00:21:42,892 --> 00:21:46,850 Pros�m �idi�e, aby se okam�it� vydali ke sv�m vozidl�m. 282 00:21:46,892 --> 00:21:48,018 D�kujeme. 283 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,778 D�VEJTE SE VPRAVO 284 00:22:36,308 --> 00:22:39,484 Auta jezd� po �patn� stran�, co je to za bordel? 285 00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:42,728 - Panebo�e! -A� si pro tebe p�ijdou z ber��ku, 286 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,106 sm�t se nebude�. 287 00:22:45,392 --> 00:22:46,683 Co je tu k sm�chu? 288 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,320 HYDE PARK �E�NICK� KOUT 289 00:23:15,975 --> 00:23:19,186 Co d�laj� v zahradn� m�ho budouc�ho man�ela? 290 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:21,442 Mluv� tu o Bohu. 291 00:23:21,725 --> 00:23:24,486 To je sm�n�, j� v Boha nev���m. 292 00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:27,479 - Opravdu ne? -Ne, chci, abyste uhnuli 293 00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:29,816 a rozestoupili se jako Rud� mo�e. 294 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:33,358 - Je�� t� miluje. -V�m a je mi to fuk. -Je�� t� miluje. 295 00:23:43,058 --> 00:23:44,812 KENSINGTONSK� PAL�C REZIDENCE PRINCE HARRYHO 296 00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:49,069 obydl� budouc�ho man�ela bylo spart�nsk� a zklamalo m�. 297 00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:53,605 Ale vzhledem ke vkusu Angli�an� jsem byla p�ipravena na nejhor��. 298 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,646 Byl nejvy��� �as d�t Filipu Starkovi pokyny, 299 00:23:58,683 --> 00:24:01,978 aby zm�nil tento d�m v pal�c dle m�ch p�edstav. 300 00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:07,234 Ne, ne, to je zak�z�no. S�ov� z�clony jsou pro domovn�ky. 301 00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:10,478 M�la by tu b�t nepr�hledn� okna. 302 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,567 - Madam, po�kejte. -Nen� nosn�? 303 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,568 Mohla byste... 304 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,227 V��ka stropu je skv�l�, ale odmalujte ty tlust� d�my. 305 00:24:18,267 --> 00:24:20,815 Tady mohou b�t dv� kr�sn� toalety. 306 00:24:21,892 --> 00:24:23,693 Bude to cht�t p�r �prav. 307 00:24:33,308 --> 00:24:37,859 Promi�te, vid�m tu japonsk� turisty a bezbari�rov� vchod. 308 00:24:37,892 --> 00:24:40,736 Bylo mi �e�eno, �e tu bydl� Princ Harry, 309 00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:44,192 -ale tohle je muzeum. -Je to ��st pro ve�ejnost. 310 00:24:44,892 --> 00:24:46,278 Pokud chcete... 311 00:24:46,308 --> 00:24:50,859 - Kudy do soukrom�ho k��dla? -Doprava a pak znovu doprava. 312 00:24:50,892 --> 00:24:53,226 - Dob�e. -A tam uvid�te policii. 313 00:24:53,475 --> 00:24:55,976 To mi nikdo neodnese kufr? 314 00:25:05,975 --> 00:25:09,768 Chr�n�n� objekt dle Z�kona o organizovan�m zlo�inu a policii 315 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,653 Vstup do prostor objektu je krimin�ln�m �inem 316 00:25:29,142 --> 00:25:31,725 Harry! Harry! 317 00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:33,903 Harry! 318 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:37,611 - Hej, vy, slezte! -M��ete otev��t br�nu? 319 00:25:37,642 --> 00:25:41,316 - Mus�m mluvit s Harrym! -��k�m v�m, dol�! 320 00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:44,195 Vy jste domovn�k? Otev�ete ty dve�e. 321 00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:48,936 - N�kdo se pokou�� p�el�zt... -Ale, ale, b� �alovat mamince. 322 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,605 Pr�ska� pod�lanej. 323 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,895 - Douf�m, �e jste volal Harryho. -P�jdete se mnou. 324 00:25:56,933 --> 00:26:00,607 �ekn�te mu, �e je tu Camilla. Jeho nev�sta, ne macecha. 325 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,356 - Mohli jsme v�s zast�elit. -Po�lete auto. 326 00:26:04,642 --> 00:26:07,024 Otev�ete okno, smrd� tu kebab. 327 00:26:07,058 --> 00:26:08,315 POLICEJN� STANICE 328 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:12,687 Jest� n�co nesn��m, tak to, kdy� mi n�co stoji v cest�. 329 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:15,684 Uhn�te, Pete Doherty, to je m�j roh. 330 00:26:19,558 --> 00:26:23,517 - M�jte se hezky. -Podm�nky, v nich� jsem byla dr�ena, 331 00:26:23,558 --> 00:26:26,983 byly odporn�. Zavol�m Amnesty International. 332 00:26:27,683 --> 00:26:30,231 Budete litovat, �e jste mi zni�ili pun�och��e. 333 00:26:30,267 --> 00:26:34,522 Chud�k Harry byl obklopen slepci, neschopn�mi si v�imnout 334 00:26:34,558 --> 00:26:38,351 m�ho potenci�lu princezny jako V poh�dce Osli k��e. 335 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:44,351 Ztr�ta �asu, kdy� v�m, �e by sta�ilo, 336 00:26:44,392 --> 00:26:47,402 aby m� zahl�dl, a rozt�l by jako sv��ka. 337 00:26:54,350 --> 00:26:55,939 Upjat� kr�va. 338 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,736 Dve�n�ku, vezm�te mi to, pros�m. 339 00:27:17,558 --> 00:27:19,229 Sed�te na m�m m�st�. 340 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,148 Hostinsk�! Dejte mi dokonal� pokoj. 341 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,445 To znamen� koberec bez chlup� z p�irozen� 342 00:27:29,475 --> 00:27:32,320 a a� koukaj� odstranit p�ehoz p�es postel, 343 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:36,522 proto�e se ho dot�kaj� o�kliv� lid� a b�v� naprosto nechutn�. 344 00:27:36,558 --> 00:27:39,320 ��dn� sousedy, kte�� odl�taj� r�no v p�t, 345 00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:42,396 ��dn� nadr�en� p�re�ky a ��dn� d�ti. 346 00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:46,060 - Jasn�? A odneste �ampon... -V po��dku, vy��d�m to. 347 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:50,521 ...a sprchov� gel. Nehodl�m se koupat v p��pravku na myt� n�dob�. 348 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,393 Vezm�te si mou kartu, plat� to moje matka. 349 00:27:58,808 --> 00:28:00,065 - D�ky. -D�kuji. 350 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,901 M�m hodn� pr�ce. 351 00:28:01,933 --> 00:28:05,193 M��ete do m�ho pokoje p�in�st bulv�rn� �asopisy? 352 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,647 Jist�. 353 00:28:06,683 --> 00:28:08,272 Je to mo�n�? 354 00:28:11,058 --> 00:28:15,230 Byla jsem p�ipravena zah�jit novou ofenzivu. 355 00:28:15,517 --> 00:28:16,856 Pl�novanou. 356 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,066 Nab�zelo se mnoho mo�nost�. 357 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,731 - Sv�st babi�ku, kr�lovnu Elizabeth... -B�BA 358 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:28,227 ...kter� m� moc nad �ivotem a smrt� p��r�stk� do rodiny. 359 00:28:28,725 --> 00:28:32,565 Ale b�la jsem se neforemn�ch ps�, kter�mi se obklopuje. 360 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,726 OHAVA 361 00:28:36,975 --> 00:28:40,684 P�ibl�it se mu p�es kon��ky? Strip poker, mond�nn� ve��rky? 362 00:28:40,725 --> 00:28:43,024 3 BLOND�NY v JEDIN�M DNI TOHLE JE D�DIC! 363 00:28:43,058 --> 00:28:46,436 Ne, to se hod� pro n�jakou anglickou b�hnu. 364 00:28:48,433 --> 00:28:51,562 Co se t��e t� princovsk� m�nie pom�hat chud�m, 365 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,315 naka�liv�m nemocn�m, ba co h��, d�tem, 366 00:28:54,350 --> 00:28:57,561 bez jak�koliv protislu�by, to rad�ji zem��t. 367 00:28:57,683 --> 00:29:02,234 Necht�la jsem b�hem prvn�ho setk�n� skr�vat sv� prav� j�, 368 00:29:02,558 --> 00:29:07,228 proto bylo nutn� zvolit ob�ast z�jmu, v kter� bych excelovala. 369 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,772 ARM�DA V�LKA 370 00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:11,402 Ano? 371 00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:13,734 - Pardon. -Co chcete? 372 00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:16,777 - �klid. -Ne, ne, pokud v�m ne�eknu, 373 00:29:16,808 --> 00:29:19,060 nebudete m� ru�it. 374 00:29:20,517 --> 00:29:24,226 Ano, setk�n� p�i vojensk� �innosti. Geni�ln� n�pad. 375 00:29:24,267 --> 00:29:28,604 Na to ��dn� nepomyslela. A hlavn� m�m v oblib� khaki. 376 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:29,649 V�CVIKOV� T�BOR 377 00:29:29,683 --> 00:29:33,985 Vy�lo to. K voj�k�m 2. kategorie v Hyde Parku bude snadn� se p�ibl�it 378 00:29:34,017 --> 00:29:38,272 a informuj� m� o pluku, kde se p�ipoj�m k Harrymu. 379 00:29:38,975 --> 00:29:42,104 P�i posilov�n� se mnou nebudou jednat pov��en�. 380 00:29:44,017 --> 00:29:48,070 Zdrav�m, voj�ku, hled�m pluk prince Harryho. 381 00:29:48,183 --> 00:29:51,561 - Bohu�el nev�m, kter� to je. -Nezt�ujte mi to. 382 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,646 Tohle je pluk tluslejch prdel�, j� hled�m Harryho. 383 00:29:54,683 --> 00:29:56,900 - Kde m� kancel��? -J�zdn� hl�dka. 384 00:29:56,933 --> 00:30:00,726 J�zdn� hl�dka? Ti, co se vy��o�uj� kv�li turist�m? 385 00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:03,943 - Ano, ti. -Pluk odpadl�k�. 386 00:30:03,975 --> 00:30:07,815 - Te� v�ichni na bok! -Jak se dostanu do jeho pluku? 387 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:11,145 - Budete musel proj�t zkou�kou. -To si nemysl�m. 388 00:30:11,183 --> 00:30:13,601 M�m v�echno, co je pro arm�du t�eba. 389 00:30:15,558 --> 00:30:17,941 O N�KOLIK LET D��VE PAINTBALL 2000 390 00:30:17,975 --> 00:30:20,441 D�le�it� je m� vlastn� bezpe�nost. 391 00:30:20,475 --> 00:30:22,027 Jsem tu d�ky voj�k�m, 392 00:30:22,058 --> 00:30:25,436 kte�� se sem p�ihnali jak mouchy k hovnu, aby m� chr�nili. 393 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:28,058 Dobr�, tak�e tlust� dop�edu 394 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:31,940 a ka�d�, kdo dok�e ud�lal sal�t z ni�eho, za nimi. 395 00:30:31,975 --> 00:30:34,736 Jdeme! Jdeme! Do toho, limbo! 396 00:30:35,183 --> 00:30:39,190 -�ekn�te: "Ano, princezna." - Ano, princezna! -Jdeme...! 397 00:30:39,933 --> 00:30:42,860 Jestli m� tref�, nakopu v�m prdele! 398 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:47,858 To je ono, sem. V�born�, mo�n� z tebe ud�l�m sv�ho ser�anta. 399 00:30:48,517 --> 00:30:50,685 To je idiot, dostal to! 400 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:53,819 Nechte ho. Zpomaloval by n�s. Jedeme, jedeme! 401 00:30:57,017 --> 00:31:01,319 M�m ji! Budeme mu�it nep��tele. C�d��kem Chimene Badi. 402 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:05,894 Ano, pane! Do toho, a� se v�m ty prdele hejbou! 403 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:10,189 Raz, dva! Raz, dva! Takhle se t� celulitidy nezbav�te. 404 00:31:10,225 --> 00:31:13,070 Pohn�te prdel�! J� jdu na cig�ro. 405 00:31:26,142 --> 00:31:28,394 U� jsem v�d�la, na kter� dve�e zaklepat. 406 00:31:28,767 --> 00:31:31,611 Zb�valo uk�zat jim, jak moc m� pot�ebuj�, 407 00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:33,479 aby jejich arm�da zaz��ila, 408 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:37,689 a z�skal kr�sn� britsk� p��zvuk, aby nereptali, �e jsem Francouzka. 409 00:31:39,517 --> 00:31:41,271 Hal�? Je tu n�kdo? 410 00:31:41,308 --> 00:31:44,271 - Tady prob�h� n�bor nov��k�? -Ano. 411 00:31:44,308 --> 00:31:46,892 - VERB�� BRITSK� ARM�DY -Chci vstoupit do arm�dy 412 00:31:46,933 --> 00:31:51,271 a zaj�m� m� p�edev��m pluk j�zdn� hl�dky. 413 00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:54,484 Mo�n� si mysl�te, �e tam chci 414 00:31:54,517 --> 00:31:58,735 -jen kv�li princi Harrymu. -Kdepak. -Ne, tak hloup� nejsem. 415 00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:02,725 - Ne, ne. -M�m spoustu n�pad�... -Ano. 416 00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:06,690 -...ohledn� pam�tn�ch p��le�itost�. -Ano. 417 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,858 Mohu v�m hodn� pomoci v tom, 418 00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:12,400 �e by si lid� va�e pochody l�pe pamatovali, 419 00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:16,735 byly by to velk� show, jako Chanel nap��klad, ch�pete? 420 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:21,187 - Chcete se pod�let na choreografii... -Ano, p�esn�. 421 00:32:21,225 --> 00:32:25,480 - Jestli zn�te t�eba pochody gay�... -Ano. 422 00:32:25,517 --> 00:32:28,942 - Jsou velkolep�. Opravdu �chvatn�. -Ano. 423 00:32:28,975 --> 00:32:32,732 V�d�, jak zaujmout. V arm�d� je hodn� buzerant�. 424 00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:35,350 - Ano... -M�li byste je vyu��vat. 425 00:32:35,392 --> 00:32:38,189 Cht�lo by to v�razn�j�� vizu�ln� dopad. 426 00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:42,942 - Ch�pu, co chcete ��ct. -Show, kde voj�ci maj� vodn� pistoli, 427 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:47,437 vyst�el�, ud�l� to po��dnou r�nu, v�ude sam� t�pytky... 428 00:32:47,475 --> 00:32:54,065 Pokud opravdu chcete do arm�dy, mus�te se p�ihl�sit jako voj�k 429 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:57,651 -a za��t odspodu. -Nem�m �as na loup�n� brambor. 430 00:32:57,683 --> 00:33:02,151 Koukn�te z okna a j� v�m uk�u, co um�m. "Ne" neberu jako odpov��. 431 00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:08,524 Tak, nap��klad ty. Mus� zm�nit svoji ch�zi. 432 00:33:09,058 --> 00:33:12,934 Jsi moc prkenn� a to nen� sexy. Sleduj m�. 433 00:33:13,142 --> 00:33:16,104 Raz, dva, t�i, �ty�i a takhle! 434 00:33:16,558 --> 00:33:18,941 Raz, dva, t�i, �ty�i a takhle! 435 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:23,727 Zkus si to, kruci! Raz, dva, t�i, �ty�i. 436 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:27,146 Je d�le�it�, abys h�zel vlasama. 437 00:33:27,642 --> 00:33:29,858 Vyndej si ze zadku to ko�t�. 438 00:33:29,892 --> 00:33:32,772 Procvi�uj si to, jdu se pod�vat na ostatn�. 439 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,817 Zastavit, st�t! 440 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:39,978 Vpravo v bok! 441 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,773 Pozor, st�t! 442 00:33:50,267 --> 00:33:52,945 Bo�e, kdo tu d�l� choreografii? 443 00:33:52,975 --> 00:33:55,606 Kdo re��roval tu kou��c� hromadu hnoje? 444 00:33:55,642 --> 00:34:00,146 Jeho kari�ra skon�ila. Co bude d�l? Formace ve tvaru hv�zdy? 445 00:34:00,183 --> 00:34:05,067 Lidi se na v�s sice d�vaj�, ale nejste tak dobr�, jak si mysl�te. 446 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:08,525 - P�jdu uprost�ed a vy za mnou. -Madam! 447 00:34:08,558 --> 00:34:12,316 - Prot�hn�te se, bude to m�t gr�dy. -Opus�te vymezen� kruh! 448 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:15,277 - Ne, neh�bejte se je�t�. -Okam�it� ven! 449 00:34:15,308 --> 00:34:18,354 Ne! Co je to za bordel? 450 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:24,693 Je tu moc lid�, u� jdu. �ekla jsem, �e jdu! Co po mn� chce? 451 00:34:24,725 --> 00:34:28,399 Zlomila mi ruku. Ta lesba mi ubli�uje! 452 00:34:28,725 --> 00:34:29,981 Pus�te m�! 453 00:34:31,058 --> 00:34:35,195 Nech�pete to, jen jsem p�ev�d�la, co um�m, tomu verb��ovi. 454 00:34:35,225 --> 00:34:38,603 - Na co si to hrajete? -Moc dob�e v�te, co d�l�te. 455 00:34:38,642 --> 00:34:41,190 - Co to m�te v ta�ce? -Vol�m advok�tovi. 456 00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:58,523 POLICEJN� STANICE NOTTING HILL 457 00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:03,028 Uhni, Kate Moss, to je moje palanda. 458 00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:35,105 Bylo z�ejm�, �e m� Lady Di nepust�. 459 00:36:35,142 --> 00:36:40,060 B�la se, �e syn skon�� s n�fukou, kter� jsou z �st c�tit chipsy. 460 00:36:40,475 --> 00:36:41,601 S dovolen�m. 461 00:36:41,642 --> 00:36:46,063 Dala mi na srozum�nou, �e se mus�m sna�it neb�t n�padn�, 462 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:49,774 abych se mohla p�ibl�it f�dnosti anglick� aristokratky. 463 00:36:52,975 --> 00:36:55,357 P�edepsala jsem si nep�etr�it� tr�nink, 464 00:36:55,392 --> 00:36:57,774 abych si osvojila pravidla vy���ch kruh�. 465 00:36:57,808 --> 00:37:01,435 La, la, la Downtown Abbey, la, la, Downtown Abbey. 466 00:37:01,683 --> 00:37:05,855 Je to do�asn�. A� svedu Harryho, budu zas moci b�t sama sebou 467 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:10,110 a m�t dv�r dle sv�ch p�edstav. Lady Gagu jako �a�ka, 468 00:37:10,142 --> 00:37:12,986 Matthew-a McConaugheyho na �dr�bu baz�nu, 469 00:37:13,017 --> 00:37:16,809 Jaye Z a Beyonc�, abych mohla ��ct, �e m�m �ern� p��tele. 470 00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:20,310 Bylo nutn�, abych ihned byla pova�ov�na za jednu z nich. 471 00:37:20,683 --> 00:37:24,310 A� nep�izp�sobiv�, musela jsem do toho d�t v�echno. 472 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:27,645 MRAVY MODERN� DOBY s W. HANSONEM - OBJEDNAT 473 00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:31,233 - Ano, jist�. -C�lem je 474 00:37:31,267 --> 00:37:34,775 -infiltrovat aristokracii. -U�ITEL DOBR�CH MRAV� 475 00:37:34,808 --> 00:37:37,226 - Chci b�t jako ninja. -Ano. 476 00:37:37,267 --> 00:37:42,944 Sta�� mi z�klady, rychle se u��m. V�m, co d�lat s n���m mezi zubama. 477 00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:45,144 Prost� se zasm�jete... 478 00:37:45,683 --> 00:37:47,272 Dobr�, bez �pen�tu. 479 00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:49,603 Dobr�, tak pov�dejte. 480 00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:53,979 D�me si odpoledn� �aj. Doufejme, �e n�s p�ijde n�kdo obslou�it. 481 00:37:54,642 --> 00:37:57,356 - M��ete n�m don�st �aj? -Ne. Camilla? -Jo? 482 00:37:57,392 --> 00:38:00,852 Norm�ln� je po�kat na ��n�ka, a� p�jde kolem. 483 00:38:00,892 --> 00:38:03,226 Ale u� jsme tady dlouho. 484 00:38:03,558 --> 00:38:07,611 Dobr�. A zp�sob, jak�m sed�te, nen� tak� nejvhodn�j��. 485 00:38:07,642 --> 00:38:10,439 - M�m sed�t jako vy? Jako jepti�ka? -Pardon? 486 00:38:11,308 --> 00:38:12,316 Tak... 487 00:38:12,517 --> 00:38:17,518 - Koukn�me, kdo jde. Co si d�te? -Odpoledn� �aj pro dva, pros�m. 488 00:38:17,558 --> 00:38:21,232 - Jak� byste si dala �aj? -�ern� �aj, ale s br�kem. 489 00:38:21,558 --> 00:38:24,936 Nechci m�t �ern� zuby jako Angli�an�. 490 00:38:24,975 --> 00:38:28,602 - Darjeeling? Earl Grey? -Je mi to u prdele, cokoliv. 491 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:31,735 - Tak nemluv�me. -Je mi to jedno, vyberte za m�. 492 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,647 - A p�ekvapte i m�, v po��dku. -M��ete j�t. 493 00:38:34,683 --> 00:38:38,772 - D�kuji. -Moc d�kujeme. To bylo nezdvo�il�. 494 00:38:38,808 --> 00:38:42,186 - Co m�m tedy ��ct? P�i setk�n�. -"R�d v�s pozn�v�m." 495 00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:45,769 Pokud jsme sezn�meni. Nen� to vhodn�, kdy� nev�m, kdo jste, 496 00:38:45,808 --> 00:38:51,900 -a jestli jsem r�d, �e v�s pozn�v�m. -M�j vzhled je p�ece pot�uj�c�. 497 00:38:53,350 --> 00:38:57,569 - No nic. O �em budeme mluvil? -0 ni�em v�n�m, 498 00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:02,069 -budeme se bavit �ovi�ln�. -Co je podle Angli�an� �ovi�ln�? 499 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:05,608 No, nap��klad o po�as�, to je dobr� za��tek. 500 00:39:05,642 --> 00:39:08,936 -0 po�as�? -P�ijdou lep�� spole�ensk� t�mata. 501 00:39:08,975 --> 00:39:11,274 - A to je tradice, mluvil... -Rozhodn�. 502 00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:15,018 ...a b�t nudn�... -Proto�e nev�te, kdo je to za�, 503 00:39:15,058 --> 00:39:17,357 jak� m� hranice. 504 00:39:17,517 --> 00:39:20,361 Nemohu se zeptat na nic, co m� zaj�m�? 505 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:22,940 Nap��klad: "Ahoj, s k�m sp�te?" 506 00:39:23,642 --> 00:39:26,356 -"Kolik vyd�l�v�te?" -Pokud se nezn�te, ne. 507 00:39:26,392 --> 00:39:31,357 - Tak�e za�nu: "Ach, vych�z� slunce." -B�je�n�. -"Lep�� ne� d隝.� 508 00:39:31,392 --> 00:39:35,480 - A pak se zasm�ju jako vy... -V�emu se mus�te sm�t zdvo�ile. 509 00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:37,934 - Zdvo�il� sm�ch. -Ano, zdvo�il�. 510 00:39:38,308 --> 00:39:42,729 A jak se m�m obl�kat, pokud chci proniknout do aristokracie? 511 00:39:42,767 --> 00:39:47,318 V�imla jsem si, �e aristokrat� nos� o�kliv� oble�en�, �e? 512 00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:50,195 - M�n� je v�ce. Zn�te len v�raz? -Ano. 513 00:39:50,225 --> 00:39:53,650 Sukn� by m�la kon�it u kolen �i t�sn� pod nimi 514 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:57,061 -a bota by nem�la b�t... -Kurva, to je hr�za. 515 00:39:57,100 --> 00:40:01,189 Tak�e mus�m odstranit ka�di�k� kousek sex-appealu, co m�m, 516 00:40:01,225 --> 00:40:04,105 co� bude opravdu hodn� slo�it�. 517 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,476 - Dobr�. Co bude d�l. -Rozbal�me ubrousek... 518 00:40:10,017 --> 00:40:13,359 No�e d��ve m�ly hrot jako no�e steakov�... 519 00:40:13,892 --> 00:40:17,435 A v�te pro�? Proto�e se za�al vydlab�vat morek... 520 00:40:23,142 --> 00:40:26,567 Pardon, hrozn� se nud�m. A mus�m si po��dit p�evlek. 521 00:40:26,933 --> 00:40:29,979 - Sbohem. -T�ilo m�. Moc jsem si to u�il. 522 00:40:30,017 --> 00:40:32,897 - U�ij si ten �aj, koketo. -Moc v�m d�kuji. 523 00:40:45,892 --> 00:40:47,314 Kam to bude? 524 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,646 Do nejlep��ho salonu s anglickou m�dou. 525 00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:13,019 STYLISTKY 526 00:41:13,058 --> 00:41:16,851 Studovala jsem aristokraty, britsk� aristokraty. 527 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:19,440 Nejsou v�bec jako j�. Rozhodn� ne. 528 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,183 - Vid�te? Probl�m s nohama. -Jak�? 529 00:41:22,225 --> 00:41:25,982 - Vy to nevid�te? -Huben�? -Ne huben�, dokonal�. 530 00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:31,351 Karamelov�, s kr�sn� hebkou k���. Pokud m�m vypadat jako Angli�anka, 531 00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:34,734 mus�m je m�t b�l� a beztvar�. R��ov� pudink. 532 00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:36,852 Odstra�te dokonalost m�ho t�la 533 00:41:36,892 --> 00:41:39,902 -a ud�lejte ze m� teint de poireau. - Tande co? 534 00:41:39,933 --> 00:41:42,611 - Ta zelenina. P�rek. -P�rek? -Ano. 535 00:41:42,642 --> 00:41:47,394 Zam��te se na velk� o�kliv� kytky a ohavn� k�ivky. 536 00:41:47,517 --> 00:41:50,563 - N�co fattegueu. - Co je fattegueu? 537 00:41:56,558 --> 00:41:58,608 To je kr�sn� hnusn�. 538 00:41:58,642 --> 00:42:03,228 - Chcete, abych v�s ud�lala star��? -Star�� a o�kliv�j��. 539 00:42:03,267 --> 00:42:06,976 Jste posedl� t�m, b�t jako oni. Pro� nejste sama sebou? 540 00:42:07,017 --> 00:42:10,691 Kdy� tam takhle vejdu, kleknou si a budou k�i�et: Beyonc�! 541 00:42:10,725 --> 00:42:12,693 A to nem�m v pl�nu. 542 00:42:19,308 --> 00:42:21,774 Tohle vypad� jako campingov� ubrus. 543 00:42:22,892 --> 00:42:27,857 Pod�vejte, v�m, �e to je pro v�s t�k�, proto�e mn� slu�� v�echno. 544 00:42:28,683 --> 00:42:31,101 V�echno na mn� vypad� dob�e. 545 00:42:31,308 --> 00:42:33,525 - N�co najdu. -Takhle tam nem��ete. 546 00:42:33,558 --> 00:42:36,688 - Nem�jte starost o pl�se�, m�m boty. -Ale... 547 00:42:36,725 --> 00:42:39,819 - Hr�za. -Nem��ete tu takhle chodit. -Hr�za. 548 00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:44,982 Co n�co b�ov�ho, hn�d�ho, nebo kul�r hov�nek? 549 00:42:46,642 --> 00:42:50,434 Tohle nen� k��e, to je plast. To je plast, Gabrielle. 550 00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:58,311 - V�le, moc se mi l�b�te. Va�e rysy. -D�kuji. 551 00:42:58,350 --> 00:43:01,147 Mohla byste b�t mou dubl�rkou? 552 00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:04,734 U� za��n�m zapadat. 553 00:43:05,142 --> 00:43:07,559 Skv�le. Ale tohle mus� vypadat... 554 00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:12,522 jako �e to je star�, proto�e pak to bude v�ce �ik. 555 00:43:12,558 --> 00:43:16,517 Mus�te vypadat, �e jste skrbl�k. Jsou to protestanti. 556 00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:19,019 Skrbl�k, skrbl�k, skrbl�k. 557 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,313 Nejsem zas moc kr�sn�? 558 00:43:25,725 --> 00:43:29,861 S roztomile nep�kn�m dr�en�m t�la a dokonal�m chov�n�m 559 00:43:29,892 --> 00:43:34,110 jsem byla p�ipravena na setk�n� s m�m princem v klubu p�la. 560 00:43:34,725 --> 00:43:37,984 Spr�vce mi sd�lil, �e sem chod� hr�t ka�dou ned�li. 561 00:43:38,017 --> 00:43:40,399 - Zdrav�m, dve�n�ku. -Taxi? -Ne. 562 00:43:40,433 --> 00:43:43,942 - M��ete mi p�ivolat �of�ra? -�of�ra? -�of�ra. 563 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,527 Jedu na z�pas p�la, 564 00:43:48,808 --> 00:43:52,399 proto�e tam bude princ Harry. 565 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,859 - Dobr�. -Chci se st�t princeznou. 566 00:43:56,308 --> 00:43:59,438 - Ano. -Pot�ebuji se s n�m setkat. 567 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:01,900 - Aha. -Proto�e a� m� uvid�... 568 00:44:01,933 --> 00:44:05,276 - Ano? -...hned se do m� zamiluje. -Aha. 569 00:44:05,725 --> 00:44:07,277 Mn� nikdo neodol�, Nad�i. 570 00:44:08,642 --> 00:44:11,024 - Nikdo. -Nikdo. -Ne. 571 00:44:15,183 --> 00:44:18,941 Nad�i, pod�vejte se na m�, a� budu vystupovat. 572 00:44:21,017 --> 00:44:22,226 Koukn�te! 573 00:44:22,475 --> 00:44:25,023 - Vid�l jste m� kalhotky? -Ne, madam. 574 00:44:25,058 --> 00:44:26,896 Jsem pro to la prav�. 575 00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:29,860 - JEN PRO �LENY -D�ky prom�n� hodn� nominace 576 00:44:29,892 --> 00:44:31,444 na Oscara... 577 00:44:31,642 --> 00:44:34,569 se v�echny dve�e p�ede mnou otev�ou. 578 00:44:36,767 --> 00:44:37,940 A je to. 579 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:41,981 Ano, p�ipadala jsem si rozvit� jako anglick� r��e. 580 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,819 Probl�m je, �e �epice jim zakr�v� vlasy. Hled�m prince Harryho. 581 00:44:55,850 --> 00:44:59,193 - Windsora? -Ano. -Mo�n� je tamhle. Nebo tam. 582 00:45:03,142 --> 00:45:05,524 - Dobr� den. -Dobr� den. 583 00:45:05,558 --> 00:45:08,770 - Co to d�l�te? -P�edst�r�m, �e za�lap�v�m drny. 584 00:45:08,808 --> 00:45:12,897 - Kde jsme se naposledy vid�li? -Mysl�m, �e nikdy, drah�. 585 00:45:12,933 --> 00:45:17,235 - Poznal jsem spoustu d�vek, tak�e... -Ale �ekn�te mi, vykop�vko, 586 00:45:17,267 --> 00:45:20,692 nevid�la jsem Harryho, hraje te�, nebo v dal��m z�pase? 587 00:45:20,725 --> 00:45:23,688 - Opravdu? -Harry. Princ. -Aha. 588 00:45:24,975 --> 00:45:27,274 - Princ Harry! -Co je to za hluk? 589 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:31,267 - M�m naslouch�tko, v�te? -Magor. -Sly��m divn� zvuky. 590 00:45:31,308 --> 00:45:34,568 Ne, to je len chlap�k tamhle, s t�m klaksonem. 591 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,563 - Fotografuj� tam. -Bo�e, je nav�c seniln�. 592 00:45:38,975 --> 00:45:41,108 - Tak jo. -R�d jsem v�s zase vid�l. 593 00:45:41,142 --> 00:45:45,527 - K� bych mohla ��ct tot�, ale... -Cht�l bych v�s vid�t �ast�ji. 594 00:45:45,558 --> 00:45:48,521 Bo�e, je to �chyl, prase, perverzn� d�dek. 595 00:45:56,808 --> 00:45:58,693 Dobr� den, r�da v�s pozn�v�m. 596 00:45:58,725 --> 00:46:00,396 - Jak se da��? -Skv�le. 597 00:46:00,433 --> 00:46:03,609 J� jsem Camilla. Komtesa metropolitn� Pa��e. 598 00:46:03,642 --> 00:46:06,356 - T�� m�. -R�da v�s pozn�v�m. 599 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:12,319 -�koda toho po�as�, �e? -Velk� �koda. -Ano. 600 00:46:12,642 --> 00:46:16,067 - M� se to rozfoukat. -Dob�e, ticho. Nevid�m Harryho. 601 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:19,940 - Hraje v tomto z�pase? -Nev�m. -Mysl�m, �e ne. 602 00:46:20,225 --> 00:46:24,397 To je �koda, m�j domovn�k mi �ekl, �e tu bude hr�t. 603 00:46:25,392 --> 00:46:27,691 Sakra, unud�m se tu k smrti. 604 00:46:27,725 --> 00:46:31,482 - Princ Harry? -Mlad� hr�li u� p�edt�m, 605 00:46:31,517 --> 00:46:34,776 -na druh� stran�. -Kurva, bylo to skv�le napl�novan�. 606 00:46:34,808 --> 00:46:39,146 J� se zase cht�la pod�vat na vnu�ku. 607 00:46:39,267 --> 00:46:44,067 To je d�s, oholila jsem se, v�ude jsem m�la vosk, a te� to doroste. 608 00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,778 Ale ud�lali mi to v Pa��i, bez obav, 609 00:46:46,808 --> 00:46:50,482 v Lond�n� by m� nikdo tak dob�e neoholil. 610 00:46:50,517 --> 00:46:53,278 - Bo�e. -Mo�n� proto maj� Angli�an� r�di 611 00:46:53,308 --> 00:46:55,442 k�ov� a zahrady. 612 00:46:57,767 --> 00:47:01,394 Omlouv�m se, jste mil�, ale nemohu si s v�mi pov�dat, 613 00:47:01,433 --> 00:47:04,444 proto�e jste lid� ze st�edn� vrstvy... 614 00:47:05,308 --> 00:47:09,148 Lid� tady nejsou dostate�n� �ik ani na kr�lovsk� sluhy. 615 00:47:09,183 --> 00:47:12,727 M�j zdroj to tot�ln� posral. Nem�m �as, nashle. 616 00:47:18,558 --> 00:47:21,853 Promi�te, nev�te, kde bych na�la hr��e p�la? 617 00:47:22,225 --> 00:47:25,401 - Snad jsou m�� plebej�t� ne� div�ci. -Netu��me. 618 00:47:25,433 --> 00:47:28,728 Aha. Jdete na sout� kr�sy, co? S pudly. 619 00:47:33,308 --> 00:47:34,979 - Nazdar, podkon�. -Dobr� den. 620 00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:38,228 Chci se zeptat, podkon�, zn� prince Harryho? 621 00:47:38,267 --> 00:47:42,604 - Ano, hraje tady. -Ano, v�m, ale nen� tu. Kde ho najdu? 622 00:47:42,642 --> 00:47:46,351 P�ipravuje se na paralympijsk� hry, za��naj� z�tra. 623 00:47:46,392 --> 00:47:50,694 V olympijsk�m parku bude ceremoni�l. M�m l�stky, kdybyste cht�la. 624 00:47:51,058 --> 00:47:53,985 Jsi ��asn�. M��e� b�t m�j milenec. 625 00:47:54,808 --> 00:47:58,601 - Dob�e. -Lady Di m�la milence laky p�listu. 626 00:47:58,642 --> 00:48:02,434 Pot�ebuji tak� jednoho, jasn�? A je�t� jedna v�c. 627 00:48:03,017 --> 00:48:05,979 Klid, v�dy budeme pou��vat kondomy. 628 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:11,184 Pokud bych m�la d�t�, kter� nebude zrzav�, byl by to p�kn� mal�r. 629 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,733 - Jist�. -Poj�. �epici si nech. 630 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,897 - Jdeme. -J�... -Kam p�jdeme? 631 00:48:16,933 --> 00:48:20,276 - Jde sem m�j k��. -P�jde s n�mi i tv�j k��? -Ano. 632 00:48:20,308 --> 00:48:21,434 Ale ne. 633 00:48:28,225 --> 00:48:31,319 - Kr�sn� po�as�, co? -Ano, ano. 634 00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:34,479 - Jak jste se dnes m�l? -V pr�ci? -Dob�e. 635 00:48:34,517 --> 00:48:37,479 - J� m�la skv�l� den. -To je dob�e. 636 00:48:37,517 --> 00:48:41,605 Poda�ila se mi spousta v�c�. V�m, kde najdu prince Harryho. 637 00:48:41,642 --> 00:48:43,111 To je dob�e. 638 00:48:43,142 --> 00:48:47,148 Invictus Games, to m�lo jako p��slib setk�n�. 639 00:48:47,475 --> 00:48:49,774 Hry l�sky se otv�raly. 640 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,235 JSOU OP�T SPOLU? 641 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,563 HARRY A CRESSIDA JSOU OP�T SPOLU? 642 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,776 Ale pr�v� tady m� zas�hlo proklet� b�valky. 643 00:49:05,808 --> 00:49:07,646 KDO JE VLASTN� CRESSIDA BONASOV�? 644 00:49:20,683 --> 00:49:23,812 Rozmyslela jsem si to. Odvezte m� do Harrods. 645 00:49:24,433 --> 00:49:26,104 - Kam, madam? -Harrods. 646 00:49:26,142 --> 00:49:27,730 Harrods. 647 00:49:39,225 --> 00:49:43,693 Asi jsme si nerozum�ly, Diano. P�itom jsme m�ly jasn� dan� �koly. 648 00:49:43,725 --> 00:49:47,980 J� jsem vykonala hromadu pr�ce. A co jste ud�lala vy? V�bec nic. 649 00:49:48,225 --> 00:49:51,733 Pokud jde o Harryho b�valku, naprosto nic. 650 00:49:51,767 --> 00:49:55,310 Je v�ude v tisku. Nav�c je pozv�na na Invictus Games. 651 00:49:55,350 --> 00:50:00,600 Je t�eba tuhle b�valku jednou prov�dy odstranit a zni�it jej� pov�st. 652 00:50:00,642 --> 00:50:03,024 A ne f�mou o pohlavn� nemoci. 653 00:50:03,058 --> 00:50:07,444 Mus� b�t spole�ensky nep�ijatelnou, aby ji Harryho okol� odm�tlo. 654 00:50:07,642 --> 00:50:11,020 J� to je�t� vy�e��m, ale jsem moc zklaman�, Diano. 655 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:22,853 - KOMORN� -Poj�te. -Tady to je. Ano, poj�te. 656 00:50:22,892 --> 00:50:25,440 - Dobr� den. -Polo�te to sem. 657 00:50:25,850 --> 00:50:28,268 Na ten stolek. 658 00:50:29,642 --> 00:50:33,434 M�m pl�n skoro dokon�en�. Vystydne to, nalijte len �aj. 659 00:50:33,475 --> 00:50:36,190 Nalijte ho, nepracuju tu sama. 660 00:50:38,517 --> 00:50:41,527 - A koho p�esn� hled�te? -Koho hled�m? 661 00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:44,519 - Va�i babi�ku. -Hled�te... 662 00:50:45,267 --> 00:50:49,652 Ano! Vid�te, je to skv�l� pl�n. Dokonce i vy tomu rozum�te. 663 00:50:49,683 --> 00:50:52,101 Je jen jeden probl�m. Podr�te ten �aj. 664 00:50:52,142 --> 00:50:54,394 Kdy� se pod�v�te sem... 665 00:50:55,058 --> 00:50:57,357 Co vid�te? Pijavici. 666 00:50:57,683 --> 00:51:01,310 - Proto�e to je p��telkyn�. -Foukejte mi do �aje, je hork�. 667 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,684 - Ne, poj�te sem. Foukejte. -Ano. 668 00:51:03,725 --> 00:51:08,110 V�ude se mot�. Mus�m tu blbou blond�nu dostat od prince. 669 00:51:08,142 --> 00:51:11,650 Dejte mi m�j �aj. Po��d je hork�, neum�te foukat. 670 00:51:11,683 --> 00:51:14,066 Nemus�te m� obl�kat, odejd�te. 671 00:51:36,642 --> 00:51:38,692 V�echno v po��dku, madam? 672 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:46,570 V po��dku. 673 00:51:47,225 --> 00:51:50,436 - M�m pl�n. -Madam? -Ale ne d�ky v�m. 674 00:51:57,017 --> 00:51:59,897 - Modelky Pros�m? Ano, dobr� den. 675 00:51:59,933 --> 00:52:02,611 - Jsem Camilla Kechiche. -Pardon, kdo? 676 00:52:02,642 --> 00:52:05,652 Camilla Kechiche, francouzsk� re�is�ra. 677 00:52:05,933 --> 00:52:11,776 Vid�la jsem na va�ich webov�ch str�nk�ch d�vku ��slo 25. 678 00:52:11,808 --> 00:52:14,902 Dob�e, pod�v�m se. Vid�la jste ji na webu? 679 00:52:15,183 --> 00:52:19,142 - Vypad� jako Cressida Bonasov�. -Ano, jmenuje se Charlotte. 680 00:52:19,183 --> 00:52:23,569 Charlotte, to je fuk. Charlotte ��slo 25. L�b� se mi. 681 00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:25,604 - Ano. -Chci ji do filmu. 682 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:29,518 - Mohu se s n� odpoledne setkat? -Zavol�m j�. -Mus� to b�t dnes. 683 00:52:29,558 --> 00:52:31,976 - Zkus�m to. - Ano, dnes odpoledne. 684 00:52:32,017 --> 00:52:35,276 - Nejsem si jist�... -Dnes odpoledne. 685 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,183 VEN�I� PS� VEN�I� PS� NA VOLN� NOZE 686 00:53:21,308 --> 00:53:23,146 -Ahoj. -Ahoj. 687 00:53:24,017 --> 00:53:26,814 - To jsou va�i psi? -Ne, jen je ven��m. 688 00:53:26,850 --> 00:53:29,695 - A tenhle je m�j. -Ten je v�? -Jo. 689 00:53:29,725 --> 00:53:32,107 Je tak roztomil�. 690 00:53:33,142 --> 00:53:35,643 - Co je to za rasu? -To je korgi. 691 00:53:35,683 --> 00:53:39,192 - Korgi? -Ano. -Je pravda, �e to je... 692 00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:44,269 - Jak to ��ct... Obl�ben� pes kr�lovny? -Obl�ben� pes kr�lovny? Ano. 693 00:53:44,475 --> 00:53:45,518 Hej! 694 00:53:46,642 --> 00:53:47,768 Hej! 695 00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:50,318 Co to d�l�? 696 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,856 St�j! 697 00:53:53,308 --> 00:53:55,062 St�j, nebo t� zabiju! 698 00:53:56,892 --> 00:53:58,942 Hej! J� t� zabiju! 699 00:54:00,142 --> 00:54:01,611 St�j! 700 00:54:03,308 --> 00:54:04,695 Vra� se! 701 00:54:08,642 --> 00:54:10,609 St�j! St�j! 702 00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:48,401 Jsi tlustej, o�klivej, smrd� li z pusy. Ale neh�bej se. D�ky. 703 00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:53,860 Kdy� chcete dos�hnout c�le, mus�te se p�emoct. 704 00:54:53,892 --> 00:54:55,693 T�eba kdy� jsem obstar�vala 705 00:54:55,725 --> 00:54:58,735 ty dva dvojn�ky pro sv�j machiavelistick� pl�n. 706 00:54:58,767 --> 00:55:00,319 Hr�za, ty kr�tk� nohy. 707 00:55:00,350 --> 00:55:03,775 Uslintan� korgi a diskutabiln�, nicm�n� dosta�uj�c� 708 00:55:03,808 --> 00:55:06,226 dvojnice Cressidy, Harryho b�valky. 709 00:55:08,142 --> 00:55:10,476 RAD�JI SPOLU 710 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:14,569 - Ahoj. Pros�m, posa� se. -Bezva. 711 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,278 Ahoj, pejsku. Rozko�nej. 712 00:55:17,892 --> 00:55:20,025 - Tohle je P�rek. -Ahoj. 713 00:55:20,225 --> 00:55:23,152 - J� jsem Camilla, re�is�rka. -Ahoj, Camillo. 714 00:55:23,183 --> 00:55:25,400 - V� n�co o tom projektu? -Ne. 715 00:55:25,433 --> 00:55:30,648 Pov�m ti to tedy. Je to um�leck� komer�n� video na ochranu zv��at. 716 00:55:30,683 --> 00:55:33,101 - Fajn, bezva. -Jde o to uk�zat, 717 00:55:33,142 --> 00:55:36,401 �e krutost �lov�ka ke zv��at�m je v�udyp��tomn�. 718 00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:38,602 - Ano. -A �e je t�eba ji zastavit. 719 00:55:38,642 --> 00:55:42,979 - Jasn�? M� r�da zv��ata? -Miluju zv��ata. -Fajn. Bezva. 720 00:55:43,517 --> 00:55:46,397 Hlavn� my�lenkou, �st�edn�m motivem, 721 00:55:46,433 --> 00:55:49,479 -je nat��en� z chytr�ho telefonu. -Aha. 722 00:55:49,517 --> 00:55:54,435 Aby to vypadalo realisticky. Bude to vypadat jako odcizen� video. 723 00:55:54,475 --> 00:55:57,023 - Aby na to lid� reagovali. -Jo. 724 00:55:57,433 --> 00:56:02,317 Mysl�m, �e jsem ti �ekla v�echno. Slu�� ti to, vypad� v tom hezky. 725 00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:06,726 To je zvl�tn�. �ekl ti u� n�kdo, �e vypad� jako... 726 00:56:08,225 --> 00:56:12,942 Harryho b�val� nebo mo�n� sou�asn� p��telkyn�. Nev�m, jak se... 727 00:56:12,975 --> 00:56:15,309 Cressida. Jo, ano. 728 00:56:15,850 --> 00:56:19,358 - Ano? -Ano, u� mi n�kdo ��kal. -Dob�e. 729 00:56:19,392 --> 00:56:20,778 V�born�. 730 00:56:21,767 --> 00:56:24,101 Tak�e, co budu d�lat? 731 00:56:24,142 --> 00:56:27,567 - Budu o�kliv�? -Vysv�tl�m ti to tam. Je to prost�. 732 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,646 - Dob�e. -Nemus� se b�t, bez obav. 733 00:56:30,808 --> 00:56:32,728 Ticho p�i nat��en�! 734 00:56:33,933 --> 00:56:35,652 Kamera b��. 735 00:56:36,308 --> 00:56:37,565 Padej odsud. 736 00:56:38,142 --> 00:56:39,777 A akce! 737 00:56:40,475 --> 00:56:41,767 Poj� sem... 738 00:56:41,808 --> 00:56:45,731 Do prdele! Ty jeden hnusnej, zasranej �okle! 739 00:56:47,433 --> 00:56:48,903 Stop! Stop... 740 00:56:49,933 --> 00:56:55,895 Ne, to nen� dobr�, je to na hovno. To nen� to, co chci. 741 00:56:56,350 --> 00:57:00,273 Mus� se koncentrovat, chci c�tit tu nen�vist. 742 00:57:00,308 --> 00:57:03,105 Ty toho psa nesn��. Uk�u ti to. 743 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,101 Jsi ta nejhnusn�j�� v�c na sv�t�! 744 00:57:06,142 --> 00:57:11,440 Smrd� li z dr�ky! Jsi k ni�emu! Hnus! A pandy maj� p�itom vyhynout! 745 00:57:11,767 --> 00:57:16,187 A tlust� prdele tvejch br�ch� si sed� na pol�t���ch v pal�ci!" 746 00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:20,563 P�iv�e� ho, sedmkr�t do n�j kopne�, 747 00:57:20,975 --> 00:57:25,064 -postav� se sem. Jasn�? -S herectv�m nem�m zku�enosti. 748 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:28,478 V�m, ale to je mi jedno, te� m� �anci. 749 00:57:28,517 --> 00:57:32,570 - Ur�� slab�. Zkus urazil m�. -Nesn��m t�! -Jo, jo, jo. 750 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,480 Ale nesm�j se! Pro� se sm�je�? Jsi pitom�? 751 00:57:35,517 --> 00:57:39,356 - Ano. -Ano, jsi pitom�. -Jsem �pln� pitom�. -Jo, pitom�. 752 00:57:40,225 --> 00:57:43,105 Jsi pitom�? Ne, nejsi pitom�! 753 00:57:43,933 --> 00:57:46,814 - Dobr�, jdeme na to. -Omlouv�m se. 754 00:57:47,225 --> 00:57:50,816 Dob�e, postav se sem. Zkus�me to znova. 755 00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:55,606 Ano. Ano, to je ten pohled! L�b� se mi to. 756 00:57:55,892 --> 00:57:57,231 Tak jo. 757 00:57:57,850 --> 00:58:00,433 Moc se ale nemra�, pak nejsi hezk�. 758 00:58:00,683 --> 00:58:02,651 - Akce! -Poj� sem! -Jo! 759 00:58:03,267 --> 00:58:05,684 - Zkurven� �ubka. -Poj� sem, �okle! 760 00:58:05,767 --> 00:58:10,069 - Ty jeden �mejde, sedni si! -Jo, dob�e. Kopni ho! 761 00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:12,439 Jo, jo...! 762 00:58:12,642 --> 00:58:15,652 Dob�e. Stop! Kon��me. 763 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:20,483 Do prdele, ten pes. 764 00:58:21,433 --> 00:58:24,065 P�rku, P�rku... 765 00:58:24,975 --> 00:58:28,483 - Poj� sem, pomazli se s n�m led�. -C�t�m se hrozn�. 766 00:58:28,517 --> 00:58:31,314 - Promi�... -No jo... Pomazli se s n�m. 767 00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:32,393 Jo! 768 00:58:32,933 --> 00:58:35,565 Nejsem zl�, m�m psy r�da. 769 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,978 Jsi �patn� here�ka, ale dobr� �lov�k. Jdeme. 770 00:58:39,017 --> 00:58:41,399 - Toho psa si m��e� nechat. -Dob�e. 771 00:58:41,433 --> 00:58:44,894 Chce� ho? Je to d�rek. Ano. R�do se stalo. 772 00:58:46,850 --> 00:58:49,184 Krom� mistrovsk�ho filmov�ho d�la 773 00:58:49,225 --> 00:58:53,065 jsem v telefonu m�la to, ��m Cressidu nav�dy znemo�n�m. 774 00:58:53,433 --> 00:58:56,563 Nane�t�st� pro mou re�is�rskou kari�ru jsem musela 775 00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:01,186 zachovat inkognito jako Daft Punk, pokud se to nem�lo obr�tit proti mn�. 776 00:59:24,392 --> 00:59:28,564 REDAKCE �ASOPISU LADY �ASOPIS PRO �ENY OD ROKU 1885 777 00:59:29,267 --> 00:59:31,850 - Dobr� den. -Dobr� den, chci mluvit 778 00:59:31,892 --> 00:59:36,359 s ��fredaktorkou, pros�m. Jde o velice d�le�itou z�le�itost. 779 00:59:36,392 --> 00:59:39,651 - Te� maj� moc pr�ce, tak�e... -To nen� podstatn�, 780 00:59:39,683 --> 00:59:46,143 proto�e jsem vid�la n�co opravdu hrozn�ho, stra�liv�ho. 781 00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:49,110 Lid� maj� pr�vo to vid�l. 782 00:59:49,183 --> 00:59:52,194 - Pod�vejte se sama. -Poj� sem, �okle! 783 00:59:53,683 --> 00:59:57,026 Ty jeden �mejde, sedni si! Zkurvenej pse! 784 00:59:58,392 --> 01:00:00,110 Pozn�v�te ji? 785 01:00:00,142 --> 01:00:04,609 - Ne, nev�m, kdo to je. -To je Cressida Bonasov�. Ano. 786 01:00:04,642 --> 01:00:09,394 M�ly bychom to ��ct kr�lovsk� rodin�, ne� bude pozd�. 787 01:00:09,433 --> 01:00:13,191 Panebo�e. Vydr�te, pokus�m se n�koho naj�t. 788 01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:17,937 - Tady ta pan�... -Dobr� den. 789 01:00:17,975 --> 01:00:21,353 - Dobr� den. Vy jste ��fredaktorka? -Ano. 790 01:00:21,392 --> 01:00:25,859 Dobr� den, j� jsem Brigitte. Jak u� jsem ��kala tady kolegyni, 791 01:00:25,892 --> 01:00:30,644 narazila jsem na n�co �okuj�c�ho, jen se pod�vejte. 792 01:00:30,683 --> 01:00:33,184 Poj� sem, �okle! 793 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:36,315 Ty jeden �mejde, sedni si! 794 01:00:36,933 --> 01:00:38,983 Zkurvenej pse! 795 01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:41,604 Ona ho nekopla. 796 01:00:41,642 --> 01:00:44,273 Mysl�m, �e ho chytla, 797 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:49,736 ur�ela ho a kopala. Toho mal�ho tlust�ho bezbrann�ho korgiho. 798 01:00:49,975 --> 01:00:53,069 Je to Cressida Bonasov�, p��telkyn� Harryho. 799 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:56,893 Musela jsem tu hr�zu nato�it, proto�e ta d�vka 800 01:00:56,933 --> 01:00:59,316 m� asi n�co proti kr�lovn�. 801 01:01:00,142 --> 01:01:02,394 - Nemysl�m si, �e... -Vid�la jsem to, 802 01:01:02,433 --> 01:01:06,060 nato�ila jsem to, kdy� jsem byla ven�it sv�ch p�t ps�. 803 01:01:09,392 --> 01:01:13,480 Mysl�m, �e by to kr�lovsk� rodina m�la v�d�l. Ne� bude pozd�. 804 01:01:13,517 --> 01:01:17,902 Mysl�m, �e nejsme to nejvhodn�j�� m�dium, 805 01:01:17,933 --> 01:01:20,778 proto�e jsme �asopis. 806 01:01:21,058 --> 01:01:23,690 Ned�l�me tu videa. 807 01:01:23,933 --> 01:01:29,694 N�co ale ud�lejte, proto�e to je opravdu d�le�it�j�� ne� zahradni�en�. 808 01:01:29,725 --> 01:01:32,143 Takov�mito v�cmi se nezab�v�me. 809 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:38,519 Tak jo, kdy� chcete z�stat u sv�ch t�� odb�ratelek, co brzy um�ou. 810 01:01:38,725 --> 01:01:43,477 Fajn. P�ed�m to n�komu jin�mu. Necho�te mi pak plakat na rameno. 811 01:01:48,933 --> 01:01:53,152 Chci, abyste dal na internet toto video a po��dn� to rozv��il. 812 01:01:55,517 --> 01:01:59,523 Je to pomal�. Vid�te, to je ono, jak se rvou. 813 01:02:00,558 --> 01:02:04,611 Dob�e, a te� tam dejte hashtagy. Hashtag. Kr�lovsk� skand�l. 814 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:08,893 Hashtag. Cressida Bonasov�, neskute�n� mrcha, hashtag, 815 01:02:08,933 --> 01:02:12,986 exp��telkyn� prince Harryho, hashtag, n�sil� na zv��atech. 816 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,146 - D�ky, p��teli. -Nen� za�. -ڞasn� servis. 817 01:02:24,517 --> 01:02:29,317 Tu m�te, pot�ebujete ji v�c ne� j�. Ale no tak, bl�� se zima. 818 01:02:34,183 --> 01:02:36,233 Pl�n se �sp�n� vyv�jel 819 01:02:36,267 --> 01:02:39,396 a nastal m�j posledn� ve�er p�ed Invictus Games. 820 01:02:39,433 --> 01:02:43,605 Nade�el �as poh�b�t m�j d�v�� �ivot, ��ci sbohem svobodn�mu stavu 821 01:02:43,642 --> 01:02:46,569 a omluvit se mu��m, kter� ponech�v�m zoufalstv�. 822 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,899 Dob�e, �eknu mu to. Ano. 823 01:02:51,933 --> 01:02:54,517 - Taxi, madam? -Ano, do Bunga Bunga. 824 01:02:54,558 --> 01:02:55,945 Bunga Bunga? 825 01:02:56,225 --> 01:03:01,144 - Hned v�m jeden zajist�m. -Dob�e. -D�kuji, madam. -Skv�le. 826 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,729 P�jdu prvn�, proto�e m�te hroznou bundu. Ano? 827 01:03:15,517 --> 01:03:18,361 - P�ijede brzy i n�? -Jist�, pane. 828 01:03:18,392 --> 01:03:21,686 BUNGA BUNGA - SOUKROM� KLUB P��TELE PRINCE HARRYHO 829 01:03:23,058 --> 01:03:26,401 - L�b� se ti m� rozlu�ka se svobodou? - Ano. 830 01:03:26,433 --> 01:03:31,150 Proto�e na svatbu t� nepozvu. A opravdovou Cressidu taky ne. 831 01:03:33,808 --> 01:03:36,025 Camilla! 832 01:03:52,725 --> 01:03:55,854 Je�t� jsem neskon�ila! chci je�t�, je�t�! 833 01:03:55,892 --> 01:03:57,563 A v�t�� ovace! 834 01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,027 Bunga Bunga..., 835 01:04:29,308 --> 01:04:30,600 Je�t� jsou tady? 836 01:04:31,058 --> 01:04:32,777 Bunga Bunga... 837 01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:38,352 Trp�livost se vypl�c�. 838 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:58,646 - Pokojov� slu�ba. - Marie? -D�kybohu, jste vzh�ru. 839 01:04:58,683 --> 01:05:03,151 - U� nikdy nebudu p�t. P�ines mi pivo. -Ano, ale netu��te, co se stalo. 840 01:05:03,183 --> 01:05:07,818 Cressida Bonasov�, stra�n� skand�l. Bije na videu psa. Bo�e. 841 01:05:07,850 --> 01:05:11,643 Nep�jde v�bec na ty paralympijsk� Invictus hry. 842 01:05:11,683 --> 01:05:15,026 - Opravdu? -Ta holka je prost�... 843 01:05:15,058 --> 01:05:17,061 Dones mi pivo. 844 01:05:56,892 --> 01:06:00,898 - Jste v po��dku, madam? -Ne, nesn��m charity, d�s� m�. 845 01:06:01,183 --> 01:06:03,731 Douf�m, �e s rukavicemi budu v bezpe��. 846 01:06:04,350 --> 01:06:07,147 - Pardon, madam? -Douf�m, �e m� ochr�n�. 847 01:06:07,183 --> 01:06:08,902 Ano, ur�it� ano. 848 01:06:09,058 --> 01:06:12,851 Invictus hry V�taj� sportovce... 849 01:06:13,850 --> 01:06:17,394 -z Afgh�nist�nu... -Panebo�e. -...Austr�lie, Kanady, 850 01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:19,899 - D�nska, Estonska... - Jsme tu. 851 01:06:19,933 --> 01:06:22,695 ...Francie, Gruzie, 852 01:06:23,933 --> 01:06:28,271 N�mecka, It�lie, Nizozem�, 853 01:06:28,725 --> 01:06:32,648 Nov�ho Z�landu, USA... 854 01:06:34,850 --> 01:06:38,441 ...a na z�v�r tak� z domovsk� zem�, z Velk� Brit�nie! 855 01:06:43,308 --> 01:06:47,445 V�tejte v Olympijsk�m parku kr�lovny Al�b�ty 856 01:06:47,475 --> 01:06:50,190 a na prvn�ch Invictus hr�ch! 857 01:06:50,225 --> 01:06:52,986 Dnes ve�er p�iv�t�me sout��c� 858 01:06:53,558 --> 01:06:58,145 a jejich bl�zk�, kte�� je podporuj�, ze t�in�cti zem�. 859 01:07:07,767 --> 01:07:11,192 K charit� m� nikdo nep�im�je. 860 01:07:14,142 --> 01:07:15,102 CHARITA 861 01:07:16,517 --> 01:07:17,477 RAN�N� 862 01:07:17,517 --> 01:07:19,567 CHARITA DU�EVN� CHOR�CH POMOC HRDIN�M 863 01:07:21,225 --> 01:07:23,310 Cestovali mnohdy zdaleka... 864 01:07:23,350 --> 01:07:25,104 - Jste v po��dku? -Ano. 865 01:07:25,225 --> 01:07:27,607 - Jist�? -Ano, naprosto. 866 01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:32,068 - Nen� v�m nic? -Jo, kurva. 867 01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:36,106 A nyn� je mi ct�, �e mohu p�edstavit n�koho, jeho� oddanost... 868 01:07:36,142 --> 01:07:41,143 - N�koho v�m p�ivedu. -...a �sil� vedly ke vzniku t�chto her. 869 01:07:41,475 --> 01:07:44,686 Jeho n�v�t�va v B�l�m dom� v lo�sk�m roce 870 01:07:44,725 --> 01:07:48,020 ud�lala rodin�m voj�k� obrovskou radost. 871 01:07:48,058 --> 01:07:50,524 - Je v�m l�pe? -Ano, je. D�kuji v�m. 872 01:07:50,558 --> 01:07:54,102 - Je v�m dob�e? -No, projdu se a uvid�m. 873 01:07:54,142 --> 01:07:58,065 D�my a p�nov�, p�iv�tejte pros�m Jeho kr�lovskou V�sost, 874 01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:00,352 prince Harryho. 875 01:08:20,433 --> 01:08:25,945 Za posledn�ch osm let jsem vid�l, jak zran�n� zm�nila �ivot spoust� lid�. 876 01:08:26,808 --> 01:08:29,486 Sport je prost�edek k jejich uzdraven�. 877 01:08:29,808 --> 01:08:36,315 M��ete si b�t jisti, �e ka�d�, kdo se ��astn� jak�koliv discipl�ny, 878 01:08:36,350 --> 01:08:41,233 d� toho �pln� v�echno. Nepochybuji, �e tento v�kend se zm�n� �ivoty znovu. 879 01:08:43,183 --> 01:08:47,142 Cht�l bych v�m v�em pod�kovat za ten ��asn� p��klad, 880 01:08:47,183 --> 01:08:49,269 kter� d�v�te ostatn�m. 881 01:08:49,308 --> 01:08:53,397 Va�e p��b�hy n�s doj�maj�, inspiruj� a vyvol�vaj� v n�s pokoru. 882 01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:57,440 Dokazujete, �e pokud m�te v�li, mo�n� je v�echno. 883 01:08:57,683 --> 01:09:01,108 V�tejte na Hr�ch, v�tejte u Invictus. 884 01:09:12,350 --> 01:09:15,230 Je to m�j mu�. Je to m�j mu�. 885 01:09:16,308 --> 01:09:19,935 - Promi�te, m��ete mi to podr�et? -Ano, jist�. -D�kuji. 886 01:09:22,850 --> 01:09:26,145 Mus�m si jen na kalhotky napsal telefonn� ��slo. 887 01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:28,485 Bude to chvilka. 888 01:09:29,183 --> 01:09:31,898 - D�ky. -Va�e pero. -D�ky. 889 01:10:23,683 --> 01:10:28,768 Tehdy se m�j osud definitivn� zm�nil. Okam�it� m� nechal hledat MI6. 890 01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:32,194 P�ivedli m� do Buckinghamu, proto�e jsem odm�tla 891 01:10:32,225 --> 01:10:36,148 nav�t�vit ho v jeho dvoupokojov�m byt� v Kensingtonsk�m pal�ci. 892 01:10:39,225 --> 01:10:40,944 Mrz� m�... 893 01:10:41,392 --> 01:10:43,857 Kr�lovsk� klenoty! 894 01:10:44,058 --> 01:10:48,314 Mrz� m�, �e jsem v tomto mu�i za�ehla neuhasiteln� plamen... 895 01:10:53,017 --> 01:10:55,434 Odpus�, mus�m na toaletu. 896 01:11:09,808 --> 01:11:13,399 No lak, vsta�te a zatancujte si! 897 01:11:13,975 --> 01:11:16,393 �ek�me na v�s, do toho... 898 01:11:23,225 --> 01:11:26,070 P��li� pozd� mi do�lo, �e nestoj�m 899 01:11:26,558 --> 01:11:30,730 0 �ivot pln� omezen�, kter� by mi kr�lovsk� osud vnucoval. 900 01:11:31,392 --> 01:11:32,683 KR�LOVSK� NEMOCNICE 901 01:11:40,975 --> 01:11:45,976 Harry, nen� tu sign�l, ty zdi jsou moc tlust�. 902 01:11:50,642 --> 01:11:53,143 Vypad�m v tom v�n� jak prdel. 903 01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:02,771 Harry! Harry! 904 01:12:06,058 --> 01:12:07,859 D�ky. Ne! 905 01:12:08,808 --> 01:12:11,937 - Ne, ne, j� nic nefotil. -�chyle! 906 01:12:13,267 --> 01:12:17,652 Nev�m, co zp�sobilo toto proz�en�. Jist� n�jak� mali�kost. 907 01:12:40,558 --> 01:12:42,277 D�ky, ale ne. D�ky. 908 01:12:58,933 --> 01:13:01,517 Kdy� jsem naposledy kr��ela po pozemc�ch sv�ho prince, 909 01:13:01,558 --> 01:13:05,185 vid�la jsem v o��ch sv�ch poddan�ch, �e je opou�t�m jako sirotky. 910 01:13:05,225 --> 01:13:10,060 c�tila jsem povinnost poslou�it jim p�ed odjezdem jako duchovn� r�dce. 911 01:13:14,767 --> 01:13:17,019 Zdrav�m v�s, p��tel�! 912 01:13:18,225 --> 01:13:21,520 Dnes jsem se nau�ila n�co velice d�le�it�ho. 913 01:13:22,142 --> 01:13:25,318 - Chci se o to pod�lit. -Pod�lit? -Ano. 914 01:13:25,850 --> 01:13:30,520 Pokud va�e �ivotn� postaven� nen� takov�, jak� chcete, 915 01:13:30,558 --> 01:13:33,355 nen� to vina Boha, ale va�e! 916 01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:37,857 �e nem�te dost odvahy b�t t�m, k�m b�t chcete. 917 01:13:38,475 --> 01:13:40,608 - Blbost! -Nap��klad... 918 01:13:40,975 --> 01:13:44,234 jste s n�k�m jen proto, �e se boj�te b�t sami. 919 01:13:44,267 --> 01:13:47,028 - To nen� spr�vn� volba. -Jak to? 920 01:13:47,058 --> 01:13:52,854 Pod�vejte se na George Clooneyho! �ekal sedmdes�t let na tu pravou! 921 01:13:54,183 --> 01:13:55,902 Mysl�m, �e je mu sedmdes�t. 922 01:13:55,933 --> 01:14:00,271 A co ud�lal p�edt�m? Koupil si mini pras�tko, 923 01:14:00,892 --> 01:14:04,103 aby nebyl �pln� s�m. 924 01:14:04,725 --> 01:14:08,150 Kdy� p�ijmete pod�lanou pr�ci, jelo chyba, 925 01:14:08,183 --> 01:14:11,857 nem�te toti� odvahu b�t popovou hv�zdou. 926 01:14:11,892 --> 01:14:14,689 A to je cesta k podpr�m�ru! 927 01:14:14,725 --> 01:14:18,020 - P�esn� tak. -�eknete si: �Jsem mal� a o�kliv�, 928 01:14:18,058 --> 01:14:22,563 nemohu b�t topmodelka." A cara Delevingne topmodelka je, 929 01:14:22,725 --> 01:14:25,984 p�esto�e vypad� jako prase George Clooneyho. 930 01:14:26,017 --> 01:14:28,897 - Vid�te? Myslete jinak! -Spr�vn�. 931 01:14:28,933 --> 01:14:34,480 Dnes r�no jsem se rozhodla, �e si nevezmu prince Harryho. 932 01:14:34,517 --> 01:14:35,986 Pro� ne? 933 01:14:36,308 --> 01:14:38,607 Rozhodla jsem se, �e se nespokoj�m 934 01:14:38,642 --> 01:14:41,273 s ni��m men��m, ne� s t�m, co si zaslou��m. 935 01:14:42,308 --> 01:14:46,101 Nemohu ��t tam, kde je toaletn� pap�r levn�, 936 01:14:46,142 --> 01:14:50,646 �patn� absorbuje, je hn�d� a hrub�. 937 01:14:51,142 --> 01:14:53,773 - Jste rasistka! -To nen� mo�n�. 938 01:14:53,808 --> 01:14:56,605 Nem� r�da hn�d� pap�r! 939 01:14:56,642 --> 01:15:00,434 A nyn�, p��tel�, mus�m j�t, proto�e m� cesta nekon��. 940 01:15:00,475 --> 01:15:03,485 Ale �eknu toto. Neprod�vejte se lacino, 941 01:15:03,517 --> 01:15:07,191 �ijte �ivot po��dn�, do prdele pr�ce! 942 01:15:12,433 --> 01:15:14,318 Ne, ne, nesahal. 943 01:15:24,725 --> 01:15:28,601 A odjela jsem ze zem� s noblesou pro m� charakteristickou. 944 01:16:02,017 --> 01:16:05,893 Dokonalost vis� na vl�sku... Co jsem poprv� zaplakala... 945 01:16:05,933 --> 01:16:09,560 - Rozhodla jsem se odjel... - J� P�ED HODINOU -...sv�st babi�ku... 946 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,776 Pochopila jsem, �e Lady Di... ...nep�etr�it� tr�nink... 947 01:16:12,808 --> 01:16:15,440 ...Invictus Games... ...za�ehla neuhasiteln� plamen... 948 01:16:15,475 --> 01:16:18,402 Vid�la jsem v o��ch sv�ho lidu, �e tu zanech�v�m sirotky. 949 01:16:18,433 --> 01:16:22,819 C�tila jsem povinnost poslou�it jim p�ed odjezdem jako duchovn� r�dce. 950 01:16:22,850 --> 01:16:26,607 Odjela jsem ze zem� s noblesou pro m� charakteristickou. 951 01:16:28,142 --> 01:16:29,564 A je to. 952 01:16:29,808 --> 01:16:31,562 LEKTORKA RUKOPIS� 953 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,943 - Dobr�... -Zn�te cel� p��b�h. Nejde o to 954 01:16:34,975 --> 01:16:38,732 odvypr�v�t romanci s jedn�m z "velk�ch"... 955 01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:44,982 lid� tohoto sv�ta. Jde o univerz�ln� p��b�h, 956 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:49,769 s kter�m se ztoto�n� ka�d�. Je to p��b�h zlomen�ho srdce. 957 01:16:51,392 --> 01:16:54,189 Ne m�ho, jeho samoz�ejm�. 958 01:16:54,475 --> 01:16:56,560 - Jist�. -Ch�pete, co chci ��ci? 959 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:59,315 Trp� mu�, �ena jde d�l. 960 01:17:00,392 --> 01:17:02,027 - Je to tak? -Je to tak. 961 01:17:02,058 --> 01:17:06,147 Odvedla jsem u� p�kn� kus pr�ce. 962 01:17:07,683 --> 01:17:10,361 - Ano... -Na v�s j� moc nezbylo. 963 01:17:10,725 --> 01:17:12,894 P�ipravila jsem v�m vzor. 964 01:17:13,433 --> 01:17:18,399 Tohle je titul, moc se mi l�b�. "D�ky, ale prozat�m ne. D�ky." 965 01:17:19,850 --> 01:17:23,061 A tady je fotka. Je t�eba pou��t tento form�t, 966 01:17:23,517 --> 01:17:27,475 proto�e ��m je v�t��, t�m je l�p vid�t a l�p se prod�v�. 967 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:29,022 Ano. 968 01:17:30,433 --> 01:17:34,024 Ud�lala jsem v�ci, kter�ch by z�ejm� nikdo nebyl schopen 969 01:17:34,058 --> 01:17:37,685 a pro�ila jsem v�ci, kter� z�ejm� nikdo nepro�ije. 970 01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,772 Je to s�la? 971 01:17:41,392 --> 01:17:43,644 - To tedy je s�la. -Ano. 972 01:17:46,392 --> 01:17:50,350 BLBKA z PA�͎E 973 01:17:56,725 --> 01:18:00,316 Mysl�m, �e jsem tu kameru vypnula. Vypnula jsem ji? 974 01:18:01,308 --> 01:18:02,944 Ne? 975 01:18:06,267 --> 01:18:11,730 Nad�i, jezd�te v�n� hrozn�. Jezd�te hrozn�, nejsme v Indii. 976 01:18:11,767 --> 01:18:13,983 Nebojte, to je v po��dku. 977 01:18:14,267 --> 01:18:17,478 - Co si tedy p�ejete? -J� jsem Camilla. -Jo. 978 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:21,736 Do prdele, m�la jsem ��ct Brigitte. Jsem idiot. 979 01:18:22,017 --> 01:18:24,482 U� nem��u, jdu pry�, d�v�m v�pov��, 980 01:18:24,517 --> 01:18:27,361 m�m po krk spolupr�ce s neschopn�mi lidmi. 981 01:18:27,392 --> 01:18:29,975 M��u v�m ��ct, �e takhle to nep�jde. 982 01:18:30,017 --> 01:18:32,944 Pokra�ujte sami, sta�� pou��val mapy na Googlu. 983 01:18:41,017 --> 01:18:42,356 M��ete n�m pomoci? 984 01:18:42,475 --> 01:18:43,897 Vy jste ��fov�? 985 01:18:44,017 --> 01:18:45,771 Nen� moc mil�. 986 01:18:55,350 --> 01:18:56,606 U� to ch�peme. 987 01:18:56,892 --> 01:19:00,815 - Chci mluvit s Fran�oisem. - Pracujete tu? -Ne, s n�m chci mluvit. 988 01:19:00,850 --> 01:19:02,059 J� v�s zn�m. 989 01:19:02,183 --> 01:19:04,103 A pry� s tou hlavou! 990 01:19:04,267 --> 01:19:05,736 Tvoje vlasy. 991 01:19:06,308 --> 01:19:08,940 Jsou moc such�, chce to hydrataci. 992 01:19:08,975 --> 01:19:11,476 - M�m se p�ikr�il? -Jo, jo, dob�e. 993 01:19:12,767 --> 01:19:15,481 Jak to vypad� s tou pilulkou pro mu�e? 994 01:19:15,517 --> 01:19:17,733 - S pilulkou pro mu�e? -Jo. -Po��d nic. 995 01:19:17,767 --> 01:19:21,310 Odm�tl vasektomii, proto�e pak by byl prej unavenej. 996 01:19:21,808 --> 01:19:23,728 - J� se tomu nesm�ju. -Jo. 997 01:19:23,767 --> 01:19:27,820 Pro� se d�lit o d�dictv� s d�t�tem, t�m sp�, kdy� to bude parchant... 998 01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:32,152 Vzhledem k man�elov� vrozen� touze po lehk�ch d�vk�ch typu Zahia... 999 01:19:34,267 --> 01:19:37,609 Vezm�te si to, pot�ebujete ji v�c ne� j�. 1000 01:19:38,475 --> 01:19:41,190 Tady jste. Pot�ebujete ji v�c ne� j�. 1001 01:19:42,392 --> 01:19:45,485 Tu m�te, v�m se bude hodit v�c ne� mn�. 1002 01:19:46,767 --> 01:19:48,852 Je to on, nebo ne? 1003 01:19:49,808 --> 01:19:51,728 Je to on? Ne? 1004 01:19:52,058 --> 01:19:56,562 Davide, to naslouch�tko je pro moje ucho a� moc velk�. 1005 01:19:56,683 --> 01:19:58,484 V�te, kam d�te toto? 1006 01:19:58,850 --> 01:20:00,818 Vedle p�la. Vedle p�la. 1007 01:20:01,308 --> 01:20:04,189 -�ekni mu "h�upe, h�upe..." -H�upe, h�upe... 1008 01:20:06,058 --> 01:20:07,813 Jak� budete m�t �aty? 1009 01:20:07,850 --> 01:20:11,726 Pamatujete Marion Cotillardovou, kdy� vyhr�la Oscara za "Edit Piaf"? 1010 01:20:11,767 --> 01:20:14,184 - Ano. -Tak takov� ne. Byly buransk�. 1011 01:20:16,767 --> 01:20:19,315 M��ete j�t, b�te nakrmit psy. 1012 01:20:19,350 --> 01:20:21,069 - Sbohem. -Sbohem. 1013 01:20:21,558 --> 01:20:22,768 Dokonal�. 1014 01:20:22,892 --> 01:20:24,811 Je legend�rn�. 1015 01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:29,062 Skv�le. Pak ten trik s tou buchtou. 1016 01:20:30,058 --> 01:20:32,357 - A pak... -Vid�l jste to? -...�leha�ka. 1017 01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:35,568 - Ne, ned�val jsem se. -Pr�v� jsem vyplivla buchtu. 1018 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,934 - Co�e jste? -Vyplivla buchtu. 1019 01:20:38,392 --> 01:20:39,601 Jak nechutn�. 1020 01:20:42,267 --> 01:20:43,736 Byla jsem ohavn�. 1021 01:20:43,767 --> 01:20:45,568 A te� mu v�ichni zatlesk�me. 1022 01:20:48,392 --> 01:20:51,852 - Ahoj, Williame, j� jsem Camilla. -Ahoj, francouzsk� polibek? 1023 01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:57,902 Tak to byla opravdu velk� legrace. 1024 01:21:01,433 --> 01:21:03,899 Tahle �ensk� je ��asn�. 1025 01:21:04,225 --> 01:21:06,691 Sna��me se j� nav��it m�s��n� rozpo�et, 1026 01:21:06,725 --> 01:21:11,027 -jsme te� na konci m�s�ce... -A o kom to mluv�te? -0 t� mal�. 1027 01:21:11,350 --> 01:21:13,933 - Dobr�. -Jo. -Tak jej� m�s��n� rozpo�et. 1028 01:21:14,892 --> 01:21:18,731 Kdy� vid�m, �e nen� spokojen�, jsem z toho ve stresu. 1029 01:21:18,850 --> 01:21:21,232 Je to je�t� d�t�, ale mysl�m, �e je to v�dma. 1030 01:21:21,975 --> 01:21:26,609 - Dobr� den, gratulujeme, pan�. -Aha, tak o tohle �lo! 1031 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:29,190 Hej! 1032 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:30,773 Co to d�l�te? 1033 01:21:36,683 --> 01:21:38,935 To bylo ��asn�, gratuluji. 1034 01:21:39,267 --> 01:21:41,021 Z�v�re�n� ��st filmu. 1035 01:21:41,433 --> 01:21:45,652 �ek�m, �e budu dost�vat pod�l z prodeje, ne� nap�u jedin� ��dek. 1036 01:21:45,683 --> 01:21:48,184 Chci v�d�t, kolik len �ek bude m�t nul. 1037 01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:50,691 �ek�m, �e se prod� kolem milion� kus�. 1038 01:21:50,725 --> 01:21:54,778 -0 tom pochybuji. -Vy jste Michelova sekret��ka? 1039 01:21:54,808 --> 01:21:57,143 - Lektorka rukopis�. -Ach tak. 1040 01:21:57,767 --> 01:21:59,770 - Uprdla jste se? -Promi�te? 1041 01:21:59,808 --> 01:22:02,486 - Vy to nec�t�te? -V�bec ne. 1042 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:05,646 - Opravdu jste se neuprdla? -Ne, na mou �est. 1043 01:22:05,683 --> 01:22:08,646 - Je to tu hrozn� c�tit prdem. -To sta��. 1044 01:22:08,767 --> 01:22:12,275 - Tamhle byla skryt� kamera. -Vy podvodn�ci! 1045 01:22:12,475 --> 01:22:14,359 Banda podvodn�k�. 1046 01:22:14,517 --> 01:22:18,902 Hraje dob�e, dostala m�. ��kala jsem si, chud�k, je to magor. 1047 01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:21,020 STUDIO BUD�KOV 2016 90736

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