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We should get moving. Got a big day.
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Okay.
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Sunday after Thanksgiving,
the busiest travel day of the year.
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Can you remind me again, Blair,
why you're traveling today?
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The year will fly by.
I'll be home next Christmas.
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-I love you, Mommy.
-Sweetheart.
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Enough of this. She's going to be fine.
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Daddy.
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I love you.
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Bye, honey.
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Love you.
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I love you.
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Think she'll be okay?
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-She'll be better than okay.
-I meant in Peru. In the jungle.
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Please stop worrying about this, okay?
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The Peace Corps is not going to send her
someplace that's dangerous.
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Just won't be the same.
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What won't?
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Christmas.
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Did I tell you I'm doing dessert
for the art lunch tomorrow...
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and I need a couple things from Chip's.
Here's a spot. Right there.
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I need white chocolate and pistachios.
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-I didn't bring the umbrella.
-I need that stuff from Chip's.
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I didn't bring the umbrella.
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-Well, I still need it.
-It's gonna have to wait.
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-Look, you stay in the car, and I'll get a--
-I'll go.
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Look, it's just sprinkling.
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Listen, don't forget:
Dixon's white chocolate, one-pound bar...
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and March Brothers pistachios.
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Okay.
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You could use an umbrella!
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I just need some white chocolate.
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What's the matter?
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I just talked to Blair.
She called from the plane.
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She called from the airplane?
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Do you have any idea
how much it costs to call from an airplane?
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-How is she?
-She's fine. She misses us.
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-I'm standing over there. I can't--
-What? You didn't get the white chocolate.
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They didn't have any.
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Did you talk to Rex?
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-Who's Rex?
-The butcher.
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As odd as it sounds, I didn't think of asking
the butcher where the chocolate was.
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-But I will.
-Thank you.
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I'll go talk to Rex right now.
Maybe he'll wonder why I'm all wet.
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You sure you don't need a--
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-Buddy, can I get one of those?
-Sure. Thanks.
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I really think you need an umbrella!
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No! You know why I don't want one
of your stupid umbrellas? Because l--
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Because I couldn't get any wetter!
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Morning, Luther.
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Hi, Mr. Krank.
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Morning, Mr. Krank.
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It'll be so different this Christmas,
won't it, Luther?
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Yes, it will be so different.
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Nothing will be the same.
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For the first time in 23 years,
Blair won't be here.
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Might even get depressing.
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Lot of depression at Christmas, you know?
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Yeah, well....
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I would just love to forget about it.
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What are you looking at?
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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Finish your pasta.
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I'm finished with my pasta.
It's you I'm not finished with.
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I'll be right back.
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-You wait right there.
-Okay.
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Luther?
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What are you doing?
It's not even Saturday night.
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-I have an idea.
-Yeah?
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A brilliant idea.
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Make sure you shut the curtains.
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All right.
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Come over here. Turn around.
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What are you doing? Sit down.
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Button up and sit down.
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Look at this.
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This is a little ledger
of what we spent last year for Christmas.
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Look at some of this stuff.
What is this, $63 for ornament repair?
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You got to be kidding me. Look at the total.
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We spent $6,100 on Christmas last year.
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$6,100 on--
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I heard you the first time.
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-With precious little to show for it.
-Where is this going?
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The Caribbean.
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A 10-day luxury cruise on
The Jubilee.
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The most luxurious ship in their fleet.
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Cayman Islands.
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Snorkeling. We go to Jamaica.
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We windsurf, whatever the heck that is.
Look at the picture here.
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The Bahamas. We sit in the sun.
10 days, luxury cruise, you and me.
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-I might have to lose a little weight.
-Heck, I'll lose it for you.
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What's the catch?
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I wouldn't call it a catch.
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We skip Christmas.
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We skip Christmas?
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We skip Christmas, save the money,
and spend it on us for a change.
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I don't know.
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Come on, please.
You and I go bask in the Caribbean sun.
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-How much is this gonna cost?
-$3,000.
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-We save money?
-Absolutely.
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We can still give our charitable donations...
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to Children's Hospital
and, of course, the church.
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No, this is a total boycott, honey. Total.
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It's $600.
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It's a total boycott.
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I'm afraid that's all I'm gonna say about that.
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Well, then, no.
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What a stupid idea.
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You're gonna let a lousy $600
stand between us and a Caribbean cruise.
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No. You are.
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All right, look.
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I'll match last year's contribution
to the church and to the hospital...
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but not a penny more.
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-When do we leave?
-High noon, Christmas day.
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It's not even Saturday night.
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I will not be celebrating Christmas this year.
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As many of you know, Blair has joined...
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the Peace Corps.
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So Nora and I have decided to avoid
the rituals of Christmas...
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save our money, and take a cruise.
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Therefore, I will not be participating
in the usual holiday rituals.
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I will buy no gifts and accept none.
Thank you, anyway.
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I will not attend
the firm's black-tie Christmas dinner...
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nor will I be here for the office party.
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I am not angry and I will not yell...
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"humbug" at anyone who offers me
a holiday greeting.
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I am simply skipping Christmas.
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-Hello, Mrs. Krank.
-Hello, Aubie, how are you?
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I'm just a little worried
about your Christmas cards.
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Why are you worried?
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You always select the most beautiful cards.
You really should put your order in.
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We're not gonna be ordering
Christmas cards this year.
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-Do what?
-You heard me.
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May I ask why not?
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You know, I'm really quite late for lunch.
Bye-bye. Say hi to your mom.
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But we always have
a live band at the auction.
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Yeah, but last year, the band cost $15,000.
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We hired a deejay for the Cancer Ball.
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Ladies.
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-Hi, Aubie.
-Hello.
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Mrs. Krank, we forgot to talk about
your Christmas invitations.
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We won't be needing those, either.
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-No party?
-No Christmas Eve party?
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No party this year.
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She's not ordering Christmas cards either.
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What's up?
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We're...
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taking a break.
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We're not gonna do Christmas this year.
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-How do you simply not do Christmas?
-You skip it.
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But then what do we do Christmas Eve?
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You'll think of something.
There are plenty of other parties.
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But none like yours.
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That's sweet.
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-When do you leave?
-Christmas day.
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That's an odd time to travel.
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Apparently, not that many people travel
on December 25th...
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and so Luther got us a great deal.
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Then why don't you have the party anyway?
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Because we don't want to, Merry.
We're taking a break.
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One year off, no Christmas whatsoever.
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-What do we do?
-I don't know.
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Mr. Krank, I'm Randy Scanlon.
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We're selling Christmas trees again
this year.
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Got yours right here.
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You got a Canadian blue spruce last year.
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This one's a real beauty. Almost 10 feet tall.
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Mrs. Krank likes the big ones.
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Aren't they cute?
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-How much is the big one?
-$90. We had to go up a little.
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We're not buying a Christmas tree this year.
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-Luther.
-We talked about this.
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Sorry we had to go up on the price.
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We're making less per tree than last year.
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It's not about the money.
We're not doing Christmas this year.
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We're gonna go away on a cruise.
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We don't need a tree.
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All right. Well, out of the frying pan...
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and into the fire.
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Luther.
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-What?
-Come here.
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-Why?
-Come here.
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-What are they doing?
-Who?
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-Spilling their guts to Frohmeyer.
-Not Frohmeyer.
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Are you intimidated by Vic Frohmeyer?
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Honey, he's like the unelected ward boss
of the street.
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So Frohmeyer has a problem
with our skipping Christmas?
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Who's he gonna call?
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The Three Wise Men? Santa Claus?
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Don't underestimate him, honey.
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Vic Frohmeyer lives and breathes
for this neighborhood.
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-You should've just bought the tree.
-No.
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-You didn't have to put it up.
-No.
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-You could've left it in the backyard.
-Quiet.
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Why are you whispering? This is our house.
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I'm whispering for the same reason
you're hiding behind that curtain.
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Hey, Walt.
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Luther Krank just stiffed the Scouts
on a Christmas tree.
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Can you believe that, Mr. Frohmeyer?
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Do not put it up there.
I want them on the back of the house.
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Move it to the right. The other right.
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-Becker's at it again.
-Evening, Vic.
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Everybody's going to really miss Blair
this year.
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The whole block's talking about it.
How is she doing?
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She's doing just fine. Thanks for asking.
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How's your family?
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In great spirits.
We're putting up decorations tonight.
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Wind it tight, Spike!
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-Hi, Dad!
-Looks good, Mama!
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It's the greatest time of year,
don't you think?
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I couldn't be happier.
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It's not gonna be the same
without Blair here.
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Of course not.
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Honey, are you okay?
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-Come here. Honey!
-Give me a hand.
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There are certain things around here
that I'm gonna miss at Christmas.
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So you're...
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really skipping out?
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You got it.
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Somehow, it just doesn't seem right.
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That's really not up to you to decide, is it?
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But I got to tell you,
the neighbors are pretty upset.
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Really?
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Christmas has always been a neighborhood
thing around here. You know that.
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Everybody decorates.
Everybody bakes cookies, and swaps gifts.
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I guess we do it for the kids.
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If you're trying to make me feel guilty,
get off of it.
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And you know what else?
I'd appreciate it if you...
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and everyone else around here
would just respect my wishes.
232
00:19:24,994 --> 00:19:26,985
Whatever you say, Luther.
233
00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:40,940
Weather should be clear tomorrow.
234
00:19:41,478 --> 00:19:43,708
Perfect time to put up Frosty.
235
00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:46,377
Frosty?
236
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:54,315
Tell you what, truth is, if I'm gone, I'm....
237
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,288
Vic?
238
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,533
Frosty is a Christmas tradition.
239
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,273
Frosty is a Christmas decoration.
240
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:16,338
I will not be told by Vic Frohmeyer that
I have to decorate my house for Christmas.
241
00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,213
Why won't you put up Frosty?
242
00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:24,353
It's the principle thing. Do you understand?
243
00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:27,553
We can forget about Christmas
if we damn well choose.
244
00:20:27,629 --> 00:20:30,723
And nobody,
not even Vic Frohmeyer, can stop us.
245
00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:33,560
I will not be forced into doing this.
246
00:20:42,144 --> 00:20:43,907
Have a good day.
247
00:20:46,415 --> 00:20:47,712
Hi, Nora.
248
00:20:48,184 --> 00:20:50,915
-Morning, Bev. Hi, Walt.
-Hey, Nora!
249
00:20:59,129 --> 00:21:00,893
It was an accident.
250
00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:04,293
Walt, why don't you put
that cat of yours on a leash?
251
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:06,769
Only dogs wear leashes, old man.
252
00:21:07,372 --> 00:21:10,035
Think you can run away from Christmas?
253
00:21:11,377 --> 00:21:14,778
-I'm trying to.
-Guess it's a good way to save money.
254
00:21:15,548 --> 00:21:18,244
-It's not about the money.
-Yeah, sure.
255
00:21:18,617 --> 00:21:22,577
Muffles, be polite.
Will you two ever be friends?
256
00:21:23,823 --> 00:21:26,155
You know, I'd like to say yes, but....
257
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:32,891
How you feeling today, Bev?
258
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:36,334
Have my good days and bad days.
Today's a good day.
259
00:21:36,637 --> 00:21:38,537
I'm glad to hear that.
260
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,372
Come have your breakfast, dear.
261
00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,700
I got to get to work.
262
00:21:43,779 --> 00:21:46,111
Still working for the Man, huh?
263
00:21:46,715 --> 00:21:48,683
As a matter of fact, it is a man I work for.
264
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,810
Thought they would've made you partner
by now.
265
00:21:53,556 --> 00:21:55,353
I got to get to work.
266
00:21:55,592 --> 00:21:57,651
Have a good one, old man.
267
00:22:02,699 --> 00:22:05,726
One snowball with a little yellow spot on it.
268
00:22:06,103 --> 00:22:09,971
Just skim the top of that little head of his.
Just like that.
269
00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:11,438
"Old man."
270
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:17,213
Bah, humbug.
271
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,809
Good morning, Mr. Scrooge.
272
00:22:24,557 --> 00:22:27,355
-Morning, Dox. Do I have any messages?
-Wal-Mart called.
273
00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:31,795
Said I had to buy my own cheap perfume
since Santa Claus isn't coming this year.
274
00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:34,393
Funny.
275
00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:37,468
Nora Krank!
276
00:22:38,138 --> 00:22:40,038
We're here for Frosty!
277
00:22:48,516 --> 00:22:49,778
-Hello.
-Luther.
278
00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:52,046
-Hey, babe.
-They're here.
279
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,144
Who?
280
00:22:53,221 --> 00:22:57,215
Vic Frohmeyer, Wes Trogdon, Ned Becker,
and a gang of their kids.
281
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,157
We're here for Frosty!
282
00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:02,088
-They want Frosty.
-They can't have him.
283
00:23:02,164 --> 00:23:03,290
Nora!
284
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:05,793
Please give us Frosty.
285
00:23:08,438 --> 00:23:10,565
Honey, where is Frosty?
286
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,734
-He's down behind the furnace. Why?
-They won't go away.
287
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,402
Don't give them Frosty.
288
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:18,312
You and Luther do not have to do anything!
289
00:23:18,683 --> 00:23:23,017
Just leave Frosty on the front porch.
We'll put him up for you.
290
00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:26,447
-They said they'll put him up for us.
-Absolutely not.
291
00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:28,720
-Please, Luther.
-No!
292
00:23:29,761 --> 00:23:31,592
We'll come back later.
293
00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:34,328
And Frosty better be here.
294
00:23:34,399 --> 00:23:36,333
They're gonna come back!
295
00:23:36,401 --> 00:23:37,493
Listen to you.
296
00:23:37,569 --> 00:23:39,834
You're panicking on the phone
in a locked house...
297
00:23:39,906 --> 00:23:42,033
because the neighbors
are going door to door...
298
00:23:42,108 --> 00:23:46,772
to set up a ridiculous
7-foot tall snowman!
299
00:23:47,847 --> 00:23:52,114
Sure, easy for you to say.
Miles away in the safety of your office.
300
00:23:52,186 --> 00:23:53,278
Yeah, well--
301
00:23:53,353 --> 00:23:56,447
I am the one trapped here.
I am the one dealing with this!
302
00:23:56,523 --> 00:24:00,051
All right, I agree. So maybe it's time
that you left the neighborhood.
303
00:24:00,128 --> 00:24:03,154
Sure, honey.
How do you think I'm gonna do that?
304
00:24:03,231 --> 00:24:06,166
The street is blocked
with all of our neighbors.
305
00:24:06,234 --> 00:24:09,499
Walk to the garage, get in the car,
start it, drive to the mall...
306
00:24:09,571 --> 00:24:11,039
I'll meet you at O'Leary's.
307
00:24:11,107 --> 00:24:14,440
Do it now! You can do this! Do it before--
308
00:24:30,026 --> 00:24:31,824
Bit more to the left.
309
00:24:33,731 --> 00:24:35,392
That looks good.
310
00:24:44,977 --> 00:24:47,571
-Hi, Mrs. Krank.
-Nora?
311
00:24:51,316 --> 00:24:53,080
Vic, she's leaving!
312
00:24:55,889 --> 00:24:57,584
What's she doing?
313
00:24:57,657 --> 00:25:00,251
I'm so sorry.
314
00:25:03,497 --> 00:25:04,725
Sorry!
315
00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:09,264
Nora, stop the car.
316
00:25:09,336 --> 00:25:13,273
Stop the car. Please, listen.
Don't do anything you'll regret.
317
00:25:13,408 --> 00:25:16,036
Now, please, indulge me for a second.
318
00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:20,108
Stop the car. Listen to me. Give us Frosty.
319
00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:21,649
Stop the car.
320
00:25:25,021 --> 00:25:26,921
We just want Frosty.
321
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:30,887
Talk to me. Please. Indulge me for a second.
322
00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,744
It's us women who handle Christmas,
not men.
323
00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:56,254
I am the one taking the brunt
for your harebrained scheme.
324
00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,654
I am the one on the frontlines.
325
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,092
-I have a surprise for you.
-What?
326
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,356
Shut your eyes.
327
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,634
All right, open them.
328
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:19,276
-Honey, is this some kind of joke?
-No, I got one, too. What do you think?
329
00:26:19,347 --> 00:26:21,315
A woman's bathing suit?
330
00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:25,085
Probably belongs with that.
Nope, got my own.
331
00:26:26,087 --> 00:26:29,421
Look at that. Little cliff-diver thing.
332
00:26:29,925 --> 00:26:33,884
Honey, there is no way
we are wearing these on this cruise.
333
00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:37,090
These aren't for the cruise.
334
00:26:40,236 --> 00:26:42,033
You know what's odd?
335
00:26:42,171 --> 00:26:46,198
Is when an Irish pub serves fish tacos.
I don't get that.
336
00:26:46,342 --> 00:26:50,803
I got a little heartburn. I don't think I'm
gonna do that again. Here it is, right here.
337
00:26:51,215 --> 00:26:54,116
Come on.
Follow me, and don't mention her eyes.
338
00:26:54,285 --> 00:26:55,877
Hello, Mr. Krank.
339
00:26:55,953 --> 00:26:59,515
-Hi, Daisy. This is my wife, Nora.
-Hello.
340
00:27:01,993 --> 00:27:03,688
I really don't want to do this.
341
00:27:03,762 --> 00:27:07,425
No, come on. I got a great deal.
$60, 12 visits.
342
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,598
Why would we get a tan before the cruise?
343
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,605
I thought the whole point was to get a tan
during the cruise.
344
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:17,268
Look at our skin.
We kind of look like uncooked chicken.
345
00:27:17,843 --> 00:27:19,777
You look like a corpse.
346
00:27:20,614 --> 00:27:23,412
And you could use a little help yourself.
347
00:27:23,817 --> 00:27:25,182
Thank you.
348
00:27:28,422 --> 00:27:31,415
Dear God, this should be outlawed.
349
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,067
Okay, calm down.
350
00:27:57,654 --> 00:27:58,985
Excuse me.
351
00:28:07,164 --> 00:28:10,656
Excuse me. Hello!
352
00:28:11,002 --> 00:28:12,799
I need a BAND-AID.
353
00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:15,032
Nora Krank?
354
00:28:18,510 --> 00:28:22,412
Father Zabriskie. Hello.
What are you doing here?
355
00:28:22,581 --> 00:28:25,380
It's a mall. I'm Christmas shopping.
356
00:28:26,285 --> 00:28:29,118
Of course you are.
357
00:28:29,355 --> 00:28:30,788
Are you okay?
358
00:28:30,957 --> 00:28:33,050
Yes. Sort of.
359
00:28:33,226 --> 00:28:34,751
You're bleeding.
360
00:28:34,828 --> 00:28:38,787
Yes, it's just a scratch.
Could I get another towel, please?
361
00:28:38,999 --> 00:28:42,901
I'm looking for a BAND-AID.
Jeez, lady, make up your mind.
362
00:28:48,943 --> 00:28:52,936
Nora, I hear it from a good source
that you and Luther...
363
00:28:53,581 --> 00:28:56,710
have decided not to observe Christmas
this year.
364
00:28:59,755 --> 00:29:01,245
Yeah, sort of.
365
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:05,017
Father Zabriskie, Luther and I are fine.
366
00:29:05,694 --> 00:29:09,256
Everything is fine,
and everything is completely normal.
367
00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:11,866
Attendant said you were bleeding.
Are you all right?
368
00:29:11,935 --> 00:29:13,903
-Luther.
-Hey, there.
369
00:29:15,772 --> 00:29:17,468
Father Zabriskie.
370
00:29:18,743 --> 00:29:19,869
Hey.
371
00:29:23,581 --> 00:29:25,276
We've made the front page.
372
00:29:28,053 --> 00:29:30,021
-Check it out.
-Hold on.
373
00:29:34,059 --> 00:29:36,220
-"Skipping Christmas."
-Yep.
374
00:29:36,295 --> 00:29:39,561
"The home of Mr. and Mrs. Luther Krank
is rather dark this Christmas.
375
00:29:39,632 --> 00:29:43,500
"While their neighbors on Hemlock Street
are decorating and preparing for Santa...
376
00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:46,095
"the Kranks are skipping Christmas.
377
00:29:46,172 --> 00:29:49,973
"They're preparing for a cruise,
according to unnamed sources.
378
00:29:50,511 --> 00:29:52,809
"No tree, no lights,
and no Frosty up on the roof...
379
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,940
"and the only house on Hemlock
to keep Frosty in the basement."
380
00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:59,646
-How do they know where Frosty is?
-They have spies everywhere.
381
00:29:59,721 --> 00:30:03,418
"Hemlock, a frequent winner
in
The Gazette Street Decoration Contest...
382
00:30:03,492 --> 00:30:05,483
"finished a disappointing sixth this year.
383
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,520
"'I hope they're satisfied now,'
complained one unidentified neighbor.
384
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:13,194
"'A rotten display of selfishness,'
said another."
385
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,669
-Who said that?
-Could've been anybody.
386
00:30:15,738 --> 00:30:17,433
How dare they!
387
00:30:18,074 --> 00:30:20,475
What a bunch of losers.
388
00:30:21,245 --> 00:30:22,678
You know what?
389
00:30:22,746 --> 00:30:26,546
You know, I don't think I'm coming back
from this cruise.
390
00:30:27,317 --> 00:30:29,581
Attagirl. Two more days
and we're out of here.
391
00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,212
Two more, baby.
392
00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:33,548
Jerks.
393
00:30:34,826 --> 00:30:36,691
-Chocolate milk?
-Sure.
394
00:30:37,295 --> 00:30:38,762
That's mine.
395
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,964
-Regular.
-Sorry I'm late.
396
00:30:44,036 --> 00:30:45,799
Hey. What's wrong?
397
00:30:46,071 --> 00:30:47,868
It's Bev Scheel.
398
00:30:49,909 --> 00:30:51,935
-Could you cover for me?
-Sure.
399
00:30:52,312 --> 00:30:55,281
-What happened?
-She went for a checkup yesterday.
400
00:30:55,348 --> 00:30:57,839
The cancer's back for the third time.
401
00:30:57,918 --> 00:31:00,250
-Has it spread?
-They think so.
402
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,685
That's awful.
403
00:31:02,390 --> 00:31:04,722
This could be her last Christmas.
404
00:31:04,892 --> 00:31:06,223
Sweetheart.
405
00:31:21,777 --> 00:31:24,804
Well, if it isn't old Scrooge himself.
406
00:31:26,282 --> 00:31:28,944
How do you think this photographer
got this shot?
407
00:31:29,018 --> 00:31:31,816
-What photographer?
-The one that took this photograph.
408
00:31:31,888 --> 00:31:33,981
-That one.
-Yeah, that one.
409
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:35,815
He climbed up.
410
00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:38,117
-On your roof?
-Yeah.
411
00:31:39,263 --> 00:31:42,255
-Why did you do that?
-I don't know.
412
00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:45,967
He said he wanted to get a shot
of the whole street.
413
00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:50,675
At least you're consistent.
414
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,369
I try to be, old man.
415
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,071
-Stop that.
-Stop what?
416
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,205
Stop calling me "old man."
417
00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,543
You're, like, 10 years older than me.
418
00:31:58,618 --> 00:31:59,846
-Am I?
-Yeah.
419
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,682
-Prove it.
-Walt.
420
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:07,515
I just heard about Bev. I am so sorry.
421
00:32:10,297 --> 00:32:11,924
How's she doing?
422
00:32:11,999 --> 00:32:16,333
Remarkably well. In good spirits.
Decorating the house, baking cookies.
423
00:32:16,404 --> 00:32:19,703
Sure. If there's anything we can do,
let me know.
424
00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:22,642
Thanks. I really appreciate that.
425
00:33:03,522 --> 00:33:05,513
They're here for Frosty.
426
00:33:08,527 --> 00:33:09,586
No.
427
00:33:15,401 --> 00:33:17,369
-I'll get it.
-Thank you.
428
00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:26,041
-Good evening, Mr. Krank.
-Good evening, officers.
429
00:33:26,146 --> 00:33:28,580
It's that time of year again.
430
00:33:28,782 --> 00:33:32,651
Your Police Benevolent Association's
out there raising money for the community.
431
00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,052
That's great.
432
00:33:34,122 --> 00:33:37,819
You know, Toys for Tots, and we deliver
gift baskets for the underprivileged.
433
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:40,019
And ice skating for handicapped kids.
434
00:33:40,095 --> 00:33:43,657
Every year, we deliver presents
for the elderly at the nursing homes...
435
00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:45,928
and, of course, our war veterans.
436
00:33:46,001 --> 00:33:48,663
Our big moneymaker is our calendar...
437
00:33:48,738 --> 00:33:51,765
and you buy one every year, so here we are.
438
00:33:55,879 --> 00:33:57,938
We don't need a calendar this year.
439
00:34:03,454 --> 00:34:04,921
What a jerk.
440
00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:07,751
He said he didn't need one.
441
00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:12,288
Thank you for your contribution.
Merry Christmas.
442
00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:15,529
Yeah, Merry Christmas. Good luck with it.
443
00:34:22,074 --> 00:34:25,101
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
444
00:34:25,178 --> 00:34:29,740
We're from St. Maria's Lutheran Church
out caroling. Are those folks home?
445
00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:32,347
Yes, they are.
446
00:34:32,752 --> 00:34:35,051
-Are they Jewish?
-No.
447
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:38,591
-Buddhist or anything?
-No, none of that.
448
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:42,057
They're just trying
to avoid Christmas this year.
449
00:34:42,296 --> 00:34:45,960
-Do what?
-You heard me. He's kind of weird.
450
00:34:46,268 --> 00:34:49,237
Skipping Christmas so he can
save his money for a cruise.
451
00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:50,430
No.
452
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,997
I think some Christmas cheer
would do them good.
453
00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:55,737
-Really?
-Why don't you go ahead?
454
00:34:55,812 --> 00:34:57,336
All righty then.
455
00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,079
Drop.
456
00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:07,448
Down!
457
00:35:27,913 --> 00:35:29,039
Go!
458
00:35:34,653 --> 00:35:36,086
This is fun.
459
00:35:39,926 --> 00:35:43,054
Christmas carolers
right out next to our junipers.
460
00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,258
How lovely.
461
00:35:45,332 --> 00:35:48,200
It's not lovely. They're trespassing.
Somebody set us up.
462
00:35:48,269 --> 00:35:51,204
-They're not trespassing.
-Yes, they are.
463
00:35:51,272 --> 00:35:53,763
They're on our property.
They weren't invited.
464
00:35:53,841 --> 00:35:57,038
Somebody told them to come.
Scheel or Frohmeyer.
465
00:35:57,745 --> 00:36:02,240
-Christmas carolers are not trespassers.
-I know what I'm talking about here.
466
00:36:02,317 --> 00:36:05,616
-Why don't you have them arrested, then?
-I just may do that.
467
00:36:06,088 --> 00:36:08,921
Call your friends
down at the police department.
468
00:36:08,991 --> 00:36:12,792
-That's funny.
-Not too late to buy a calendar.
469
00:36:14,364 --> 00:36:16,594
This isn't a joke. This is military.
470
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:19,567
This is SEAL stuff.
I saw it on Discovery Channel.
471
00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:44,991
Come on.
472
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:57,165
Just sit right here. Here you go. Right here.
473
00:37:57,243 --> 00:37:59,803
There. That's perfect.
474
00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:04,144
Quietest room in the house.
No one can find us down here.
475
00:38:15,062 --> 00:38:17,759
Free Frosty! Free Frosty!
476
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,541
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Krank.
477
00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:15,750
Luther!
478
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:24,359
"Every Who down in Who-ville
liked Christmas a lot.
479
00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:28,903
"But the Grinch who lived
just north of Who-ville did not.
480
00:39:29,543 --> 00:39:33,310
"The Grinch hated Christmas,
the whole Christmas season.
481
00:39:33,381 --> 00:39:37,044
"Now, please don't ask why,
no one quite knows the reason.
482
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:40,520
"It could be his head
wasn't screwed on just right.
483
00:39:40,723 --> 00:39:44,159
"It could be, perhaps,
that his shoes were too tight.
484
00:39:46,729 --> 00:39:49,197
"But I think
that the most likely reason of all...
485
00:39:49,265 --> 00:39:53,430
"may have been that his heart
was two sizes too small."
486
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,567
Luther, your face.
487
00:39:58,876 --> 00:40:02,278
-What about it?
-It's like it's frozen or something.
488
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,740
This?
489
00:40:05,016 --> 00:40:07,382
I got a BOTOX injection today.
490
00:40:08,019 --> 00:40:09,281
BOTOX treatment.
491
00:40:09,354 --> 00:40:12,950
They take a big needle
and they inject it into your forehead.
492
00:40:13,025 --> 00:40:16,290
It freezes your face like this.
I read it in a health magazine.
493
00:40:16,362 --> 00:40:19,923
-How long are you gonna be like this?
-This is temporary.
494
00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:23,236
And then you got all your wrinkles are gone.
495
00:40:28,241 --> 00:40:31,768
-You should try this.
-You ought to get your money back.
496
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:37,640
-I can't live like this anymore.
-What?
497
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:40,944
We can't go out.
498
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:44,322
Everywhere we go,
people are whispering behind our backs.
499
00:40:44,393 --> 00:40:47,453
I can't go home. It's too depressing.
500
00:40:48,230 --> 00:40:52,030
I mean, there's no tree and no lights
and no music.
501
00:40:55,638 --> 00:40:57,435
I can't talk to you.
502
00:40:57,907 --> 00:41:01,604
-You're just consumed with yourself.
-That's not true.
503
00:41:01,778 --> 00:41:04,042
-Look how far you've gone.
-Amazing.
504
00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:07,242
-Turning our lawn into an ice rink.
-I can't feel anything.
505
00:41:07,318 --> 00:41:10,151
Somebody could've broken
their leg or their neck.
506
00:41:10,221 --> 00:41:13,850
-You could've put a caroler in the hospital.
-And that would be a bad thing?
507
00:41:14,425 --> 00:41:17,395
I'm kidding.
I know this has been tough on you.
508
00:41:17,462 --> 00:41:20,898
But in just one day, 24 hours,
we'll be on that trip.
509
00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:23,464
And it's all gonna be better. I promise.
510
00:41:24,402 --> 00:41:25,528
I don't know.
511
00:41:37,784 --> 00:41:41,652
Do you think that Blair
will even think about Christmas?
512
00:41:42,189 --> 00:41:45,181
Probably not.
I mean, she's in the rainforest...
513
00:41:45,259 --> 00:41:47,888
and around people who worship trees...
514
00:41:47,962 --> 00:41:51,022
and eat bark and frogs and that sort of stuff.
515
00:41:51,733 --> 00:41:54,224
-You gonna wear that?
-Absolutely.
516
00:41:54,402 --> 00:41:55,562
Nice.
517
00:41:59,074 --> 00:42:00,098
Free Frosty!
518
00:42:00,175 --> 00:42:02,439
I know this is you, Spike. Goodbye.
519
00:42:02,511 --> 00:42:06,345
-Again? How many times is that?
-About five or six times.
520
00:42:07,082 --> 00:42:09,847
Wish I had a snappy comeback
for that smart guy.
521
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,081
-Who cares?
-You're right.
522
00:42:12,956 --> 00:42:15,083
The islands are calling.
523
00:42:19,296 --> 00:42:21,162
-Free Frosty! Free--
-Goodbye, Spike.
524
00:42:22,733 --> 00:42:24,826
-You're a genius.
-Thank you.
525
00:42:33,312 --> 00:42:36,611
-All right, Frosty's dead.
-What? Dad, is that you?
526
00:42:36,782 --> 00:42:38,807
-Wait a minute. Blair?
-Yeah.
527
00:42:38,884 --> 00:42:43,720
Hi. No, that was a joke.
I thought that was somebody from work.
528
00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:47,521
Your mom's getting on the other line,
then we have something fun to tell you.
529
00:42:47,593 --> 00:42:49,060
-Blair.
-Hi, Mommy.
530
00:42:51,498 --> 00:42:54,194
Hi, honey. It's Mommy.
How are you? Where are you?
531
00:42:54,268 --> 00:42:56,702
I'm in Miami,
and I'm coming home for Christmas.
532
00:42:56,770 --> 00:42:58,670
-What?
-Are you guys surprised?
533
00:42:58,739 --> 00:43:00,969
-I'm stunned.
-Surprised.
534
00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:04,504
-We landed about an hour ago.
-That's great!
535
00:43:04,579 --> 00:43:07,776
-What do you mean "we"?
-I have another wonderful surprise.
536
00:43:07,849 --> 00:43:10,409
-Yeah? What is it?
-I'm with Enrique.
537
00:43:12,053 --> 00:43:14,249
-What's a rique?
-Enrique.
538
00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:16,824
He's a doctor. We went to Brown together.
539
00:43:16,892 --> 00:43:20,191
You guys met him a couple of times.
At my dorms and at my graduation.
540
00:43:20,262 --> 00:43:21,854
-Of course.
-I don't remember.
541
00:43:21,931 --> 00:43:23,229
He's Peruvian.
542
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,598
-Great. A Communist.
-Honey!
543
00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:28,527
-Sometimes we called him Rick.
-Rick?
544
00:43:28,605 --> 00:43:31,165
The guy that you went down there
to shack up with.
545
00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:33,072
He lived in a separate hut, Dad.
546
00:43:33,176 --> 00:43:36,078
Hut schmut. I want to see pictures
to prove that.
547
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:39,446
We've been friends for years.
And he's just so wonderful.
548
00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:42,145
We fell in love while working together...
549
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,246
and he's asked me to marry him.
550
00:43:44,323 --> 00:43:45,620
What?
551
00:43:45,691 --> 00:43:47,591
And I really want to.
552
00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:50,958
Honey!
553
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:54,258
Enrique has always gone home
for the holidays, so he's...
554
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:57,326
never celebrated Christmas
in America. And he's so excited.
555
00:43:57,404 --> 00:44:00,498
I told him all about Christmas there.
The tree, the decorations...
556
00:44:00,573 --> 00:44:04,304
Frosty up on the roof. Everything.
Is it snowing, Daddy?
557
00:44:04,377 --> 00:44:06,676
You know,
Enrique has never seen a white Christmas.
558
00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:09,011
No, but I sense a storm coming.
559
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:12,018
Okay, when do you land?
When do you get in?
560
00:44:12,086 --> 00:44:14,554
-We land at 8:03.
-Tonight?
561
00:44:14,622 --> 00:44:18,320
Yes, tonight. Just in time
for our big Christmas Eve party.
562
00:44:19,027 --> 00:44:21,587
You are having the party, aren't you, Mom?
563
00:44:22,731 --> 00:44:24,255
Of course we are.
564
00:44:24,332 --> 00:44:28,429
Great! Mom, you are going to love Enrique.
565
00:44:28,771 --> 00:44:30,705
He wants to have a houseful of kids.
566
00:44:31,074 --> 00:44:32,405
Honey!
567
00:44:32,475 --> 00:44:35,933
Oh, Mom, I can't wait to be home.
Pretty neat surprise?
568
00:44:36,379 --> 00:44:38,644
I am speechless!
569
00:44:38,715 --> 00:44:42,344
And your father is probably overwhelmed.
570
00:44:42,419 --> 00:44:44,011
Great. I love you, Mommy.
571
00:44:44,088 --> 00:44:47,820
I love you too, honey. Safe flight.
Okay, I'll see you here.
572
00:44:53,098 --> 00:44:55,760
-She should've called sooner.
-But she didn't.
573
00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:58,167
Why did you tell her
we're having that party?
574
00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,704
Because we are.
575
00:44:59,772 --> 00:45:01,296
I need my vest.
576
00:45:03,709 --> 00:45:07,042
I don't know who's coming to the party
or what they're gonna eat...
577
00:45:07,113 --> 00:45:08,512
but we're having a party.
578
00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:09,776
What about our trip?
579
00:45:09,850 --> 00:45:13,377
Don't even start with me.
This was all your stupid idea.
580
00:45:16,389 --> 00:45:19,187
Stupid idea?
Five minutes ago, I was a genius.
581
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:22,525
-Now you're an idiot.
-How does one call change so much?
582
00:45:22,597 --> 00:45:26,033
Don't dwell on the past, Island Boy,
we're having a party.
583
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:29,365
Cheese, wine and Blairey's favorite:
hickory honey ham.
584
00:45:29,437 --> 00:45:32,202
-Who's coming to this party?
-I haven't gotten that far yet.
585
00:45:32,274 --> 00:45:34,469
-You're in charge of the tree.
-We don't have one.
586
00:45:34,543 --> 00:45:35,976
Get one and put it up.
587
00:45:36,044 --> 00:45:39,878
Then you will get your little brown butt
down to the basement and put up Frosty.
588
00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:41,041
-No!
-Yes!
589
00:45:41,117 --> 00:45:43,677
We are going to perform
a little Christmas miracle.
590
00:45:43,753 --> 00:45:46,415
If we pull it off,
Blairey is never gonna know...
591
00:45:46,489 --> 00:45:49,947
about your stupid, ridiculous,
childish scheme...
592
00:45:50,026 --> 00:45:51,927
of skipping Christmas.
593
00:46:09,681 --> 00:46:12,276
I'm sorry about this little ugly bush.
594
00:46:12,351 --> 00:46:14,376
-Merry Christmas.
-It is, isn't it?
595
00:46:14,453 --> 00:46:15,442
-Duke Scanlon.
-Hi, Duke.
596
00:46:15,521 --> 00:46:16,886
The same guy who brought you...
597
00:46:16,956 --> 00:46:19,390
that beautiful Canadian blue spruce
a few weeks back.
598
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:23,828
Okay, great! Merry Christmas to you.
I need another blue spruce just like that.
599
00:46:23,897 --> 00:46:27,298
I really need a tree right now.
What do you got left?
600
00:46:30,437 --> 00:46:31,802
Just one.
601
00:46:33,106 --> 00:46:36,270
You know what? I like it. I'll take that one.
602
00:46:37,645 --> 00:46:39,943
-Really?
-Yeah. How much is it?
603
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:43,373
-$75.
-It says $15 right there.
604
00:46:43,651 --> 00:46:47,247
-Yeah. Supply and demand.
-That's kind of a rip-off, isn't it?
605
00:46:47,323 --> 00:46:51,817
The Scouts could sure use
your $75 donation for their camporee.
606
00:46:52,261 --> 00:46:54,753
What do you guys say I give you $25?
607
00:46:55,432 --> 00:46:58,162
$75. Take it or leave it.
608
00:46:59,336 --> 00:47:00,598
Yours?
609
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:38,367
-Hey, Wes.
-Hey, Luther. Merry Christmas.
610
00:47:38,445 --> 00:47:41,846
Merry Christmas to you, too, man.
I'm in a little bit of a bind.
611
00:47:41,915 --> 00:47:45,180
I got to be at my in-laws' by 5:00.
I should've left two hours ago.
612
00:47:45,252 --> 00:47:48,416
Let me give you a hand.
This won't take long.
613
00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:50,956
Listen to me. My plans have changed.
614
00:47:51,026 --> 00:47:54,291
I got a call from Blair.
She's coming home tonight.
615
00:48:00,102 --> 00:48:02,070
-What about the cruise?
-I don't know.
616
00:48:02,138 --> 00:48:05,073
-I can't find a Christmas tree, though.
-So?
617
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,239
Can I borrow yours?
618
00:48:09,313 --> 00:48:12,476
-Wes, we got to go.
-Be right there, T.
619
00:48:12,549 --> 00:48:13,846
-You want my tree?
-Yeah.
620
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:16,442
I can get it back in your house
before you return.
621
00:48:17,187 --> 00:48:19,656
-That's ridiculous.
-But I don't have a choice.
622
00:48:19,724 --> 00:48:22,921
Everyone else needs their tree
tonight and tomorrow.
623
00:48:23,294 --> 00:48:26,229
-You're serious, aren't you?
-Dead serious.
624
00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:29,189
-Trish wouldn't like it.
-Trish doesn't have to know.
625
00:48:29,267 --> 00:48:31,202
-Hey, Trish!
-Hi, Luther.
626
00:48:31,704 --> 00:48:35,265
-Honey, we got to go.
-He's just saying Merry Christmas.
627
00:48:38,377 --> 00:48:39,571
Please.
628
00:48:44,317 --> 00:48:46,683
You break one ornament, we're both dead.
629
00:48:46,753 --> 00:48:51,020
I will leave it just like I found it.
I appreciate this, I really do.
630
00:48:51,092 --> 00:48:53,822
-This is funny, you know?
-Why am I not laughing?
631
00:48:53,894 --> 00:48:55,885
Free Frosty! Free Frosty!
632
00:48:55,963 --> 00:48:57,828
-Got to go.
-Thanks.
633
00:49:01,703 --> 00:49:04,103
Guys! Fellas.
634
00:49:05,073 --> 00:49:06,904
Guys, I'm sitting right over here.
635
00:49:06,975 --> 00:49:09,034
-Scatter!
-Go!
636
00:49:09,211 --> 00:49:10,838
-Wait.
-Run!
637
00:49:11,012 --> 00:49:12,537
Wait, come here.
638
00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:16,585
I just want to talk to you, Spike.
639
00:49:21,824 --> 00:49:23,315
-Let me go!
-Bad little elf.
640
00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:25,793
-Stop squirming around.
-Get off!
641
00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:27,554
-Come on.
-Don't hit me.
642
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,395
It was a joke.
The Frosty sign, the phone calls.
643
00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:33,198
I know. I'm not gonna hurt you,
I'm not gonna hit you.
644
00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,637
But you do owe me.
645
00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:39,204
-All I got is $20.
-I don't want your money.
646
00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:42,975
I need a little help.
647
00:50:02,002 --> 00:50:05,871
That is one huge tree.
It reminds me of this tree my dad got once--
648
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:09,569
That's interesting. Here's the plan.
Put the real delicate ones on the sofa.
649
00:50:09,644 --> 00:50:13,808
-Is this against the law?
-Of course not. Just don't break anything.
650
00:50:30,266 --> 00:50:31,324
Spike!
651
00:50:31,401 --> 00:50:33,995
-Nothing valuable.
-What's it say on there?
652
00:50:35,138 --> 00:50:37,164
"Baby's first Christmas."
653
00:50:38,409 --> 00:50:39,467
Perfect!
654
00:50:43,180 --> 00:50:45,273
-Hello?
-Hey, Walt. Ned here.
655
00:50:45,449 --> 00:50:48,544
-Merry Christmas, Ned.
-Merry Christmas, Walt.
656
00:50:48,620 --> 00:50:51,248
Say, I'm watching the Trogdons' house.
657
00:50:51,990 --> 00:50:54,925
It appears as if Krank has lost his mind.
658
00:50:55,026 --> 00:50:57,722
-How's that?
-He's stealing their Christmas tree.
659
00:51:01,467 --> 00:51:06,029
Hello. Excuse me, I am looking for a ham.
A hickory honey ham.
660
00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:08,836
If there are any left, they'll be back there.
661
00:51:08,909 --> 00:51:11,810
Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.
Excuse me.
662
00:51:45,849 --> 00:51:47,373
Happy holidays.
663
00:51:51,022 --> 00:51:55,015
-Are you sure this isn't illegal?
-Are you a cop? Come on.
664
00:52:05,971 --> 00:52:07,836
-Can I buy your ham?
-Pardon?
665
00:52:07,906 --> 00:52:09,897
Your ham, it's the last one.
666
00:52:09,975 --> 00:52:13,742
And my daughter, Blair, is coming home
all the way from Peru...
667
00:52:13,813 --> 00:52:16,782
and hickory honey hams
are her absolute favorite.
668
00:52:16,849 --> 00:52:20,649
-And I'd like to buy it from you.
-No, it's not for sale.
669
00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:24,915
But she's in the Peace Corps.
670
00:52:24,992 --> 00:52:29,429
And I'd be willing to pay anything
above sticker price.
671
00:52:30,598 --> 00:52:32,623
No, we're not interested.
672
00:52:33,702 --> 00:52:37,536
You know, it's never too early
to start thinking about putting away...
673
00:52:37,606 --> 00:52:41,042
a little something
for your child's college education.
674
00:52:44,347 --> 00:52:45,746
You got it?
675
00:52:53,022 --> 00:52:56,618
Come around here.
I want you to steer, I'll hold the back.
676
00:52:56,693 --> 00:52:58,718
Ready? Come around the back.
677
00:53:01,398 --> 00:53:02,456
Spike!
678
00:53:18,817 --> 00:53:21,183
-Hello, Mr. Krank.
-Hey, fellas.
679
00:53:23,656 --> 00:53:25,783
Where you going with that tree?
680
00:53:25,858 --> 00:53:28,851
Spike and I are just taking it to my house.
681
00:53:28,928 --> 00:53:30,156
Spike?
682
00:53:30,530 --> 00:53:32,589
Yeah, the kid. Spike.
683
00:53:37,571 --> 00:53:41,007
Did he just run that way? No? That's weird.
684
00:53:42,643 --> 00:53:45,612
-Is this an imaginary friend?
-No.
685
00:53:52,821 --> 00:53:54,448
Merry Christmas!
686
00:53:58,761 --> 00:53:59,921
Stop!
687
00:54:34,934 --> 00:54:37,061
Should've bought a calendar.
688
00:54:37,703 --> 00:54:40,104
Gonna need it where you're going.
689
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,406
What do you want?
690
00:54:48,482 --> 00:54:51,509
It's me, Spike Frohmeyer.
You know, Vic's kid.
691
00:54:51,586 --> 00:54:52,780
Yeah.
692
00:54:53,287 --> 00:54:56,882
If he says Trogdon loaned him the tree,
then he's telling the truth.
693
00:54:56,958 --> 00:54:59,552
Here's the key. It's not a burglary.
694
00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:02,689
Key.
695
00:55:06,668 --> 00:55:08,192
Scram, Krank.
696
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:17,003
Thanks, Spike. I was kind of scared in there.
697
00:55:17,747 --> 00:55:21,080
You'll be all right.
Try to relax, will you, Luther?
698
00:55:24,622 --> 00:55:26,055
Get the tree.
699
00:55:34,566 --> 00:55:37,228
-What happened?
-Unload the car.
700
00:55:37,502 --> 00:55:39,470
-What's wrong?
-Nobody's coming.
701
00:55:39,538 --> 00:55:41,972
I've called everybody we know,
they're all busy.
702
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,238
-We'll have to invite the neighbors.
-Over my dead body.
703
00:55:45,311 --> 00:55:47,336
-How's the tree?
-Well....
704
00:55:51,050 --> 00:55:52,677
It's a disaster.
705
00:55:53,186 --> 00:55:54,882
Take it or leave it.
706
00:55:54,955 --> 00:55:59,654
Blue icicles and a Chicago Bear ornament?
Popcorn. Those aren't mine.
707
00:56:00,561 --> 00:56:03,928
-Smoked trout.
-Better than frozen pizza.
708
00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:07,996
What happened to the hickory honey ham?
709
00:56:11,206 --> 00:56:14,767
Never say "hickory honey ham" again.
710
00:56:19,148 --> 00:56:22,379
Hello. Blair! Hi, honey!
711
00:56:22,451 --> 00:56:24,851
I'd like to talk to her
to send her back to Peru.
712
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,889
You're in Atlanta? Wow.
713
00:56:27,057 --> 00:56:30,959
We're just busy cooking away here,
getting ready for the party.
714
00:56:31,127 --> 00:56:34,563
Of course I'm making caramel cream pie,
your favorite.
715
00:56:35,799 --> 00:56:38,291
We'll be there at 8:00 to pick you up.
716
00:56:38,369 --> 00:56:41,361
I can't wait to see you, too. I love you. Bye.
717
00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:47,342
It's 4:30. I need two pounds of caramel
and a jar of marshmallow cream.
718
00:56:47,412 --> 00:56:50,939
The liquor store closes at 5:00
and they're holding a case of Pinot Noir.
719
00:56:51,016 --> 00:56:52,449
A case of wine for the four of us?
720
00:56:52,517 --> 00:56:55,486
Shut up. How long will it take you
to put up Frosty?
721
00:56:55,554 --> 00:56:56,714
-Three days.
-Great!
722
00:56:56,788 --> 00:57:00,384
When you finish, call all the neighbors
and invite them to the party.
723
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:01,859
What party?
724
00:57:42,272 --> 00:57:44,172
Merry Christmas, Nora.
725
00:57:45,709 --> 00:57:47,836
Merry Christmas to you, too.
726
00:57:48,979 --> 00:57:51,244
Why are you out running around?
727
00:57:51,449 --> 00:57:54,111
Just picking up last-minute stuff. You?
728
00:57:54,352 --> 00:57:57,321
Picking up some stuff. Few things.
729
00:58:00,191 --> 00:58:01,557
Big party tomorrow?
730
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,094
Actually, it's tonight. My daughter's
coming back from South America.
731
00:58:06,398 --> 00:58:10,425
We're just throwing a little party.
She's bringing her new boyfriend.
732
00:58:10,736 --> 00:58:11,931
Blair.
733
00:58:14,307 --> 00:58:15,365
Yes.
734
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,381
Would you like to come?
735
00:58:23,317 --> 00:58:24,875
You mean that?
736
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,788
Absolutely. I mean, it's just drop-in.
737
00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:30,288
What time?
738
00:58:31,692 --> 00:58:32,853
8:30.
739
00:58:33,295 --> 00:58:36,196
-You're on Hemlock?
-Yes, 1482.
740
00:58:36,732 --> 00:58:39,792
Thank you. Yes, thank you.
741
00:58:43,038 --> 00:58:44,472
Who are you?
742
00:58:46,109 --> 00:58:47,508
Not a clue.
743
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,847
You get heavier every year.
744
00:58:59,023 --> 00:59:00,183
Up here!
745
00:59:00,591 --> 00:59:01,922
Come on.
746
00:59:01,992 --> 00:59:03,892
There we go.
747
00:59:18,244 --> 00:59:19,734
I see Frosty.
748
00:59:20,646 --> 00:59:25,140
Kids! Guys!
Mr. Krank is putting up his Frosty.
749
00:59:25,451 --> 00:59:26,783
Let's go.
750
00:59:38,232 --> 00:59:41,224
Come on. Straighten up there. Near perfect.
751
00:59:44,439 --> 00:59:46,874
-Good evening, Luther!
-Hey!
752
00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:51,369
You need some help, buddy?
753
00:59:52,414 --> 00:59:53,506
No.
754
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:56,111
Luther, hold on.
755
00:59:57,454 --> 00:59:59,149
Watch your balance!
756
01:00:02,792 --> 01:00:04,953
Easy! Careful!
757
01:00:06,196 --> 01:00:08,529
Careful, Luther!
758
01:00:09,567 --> 01:00:12,559
Back. We got to go back that way.
759
01:00:29,422 --> 01:00:30,616
Look out!
760
01:00:44,338 --> 01:00:45,669
You okay?
761
01:00:46,473 --> 01:00:48,998
Swell, Vic. Thanks. How about you?
762
01:00:49,076 --> 01:00:51,477
I called 911. They're on the way.
763
01:00:51,546 --> 01:00:53,878
-Thanks, Walt.
-Bev made me.
764
01:00:56,284 --> 01:00:59,913
-It was up on the roof just a minute ago.
-Is he all right?
765
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,121
Poor Frosty.
766
01:01:03,192 --> 01:01:05,126
Yeah, "poor Frosty" my eye.
767
01:01:06,896 --> 01:01:08,363
He's okay!
768
01:01:08,631 --> 01:01:10,792
You should just let me drop. Let me fall.
769
01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:12,729
He's all right.
770
01:01:12,802 --> 01:01:15,635
What on earth are you doing? Are you okay?
771
01:01:15,772 --> 01:01:17,933
Actually, it was a suicide attempt.
772
01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:21,239
Apparently, I misread the instructions.
Put my leg to sleep, though.
773
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:25,281
He was up there by himself,
trying to put up your Frosty.
774
01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:30,215
-Sweetie, here they come.
-Here come the pros. Guys.
775
01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:34,321
Just hold on. I guess you can't, can you?
776
01:01:34,927 --> 01:01:36,224
Hurry up!
777
01:01:36,662 --> 01:01:39,722
Back off, I'll be all right.
Move away. Let these guys handle it.
778
01:01:39,798 --> 01:01:43,394
Thanks. Just a little problem with the rope.
If you could just untie it.
779
01:01:43,469 --> 01:01:46,632
Get a ladder, that would be helpful.
But I don't know....
780
01:01:46,806 --> 01:01:49,934
What are you gonna do
with those clippers, guys?
781
01:01:50,109 --> 01:01:51,337
Got him?
782
01:01:54,949 --> 01:01:56,177
You okay?
783
01:01:58,285 --> 01:02:00,014
Dudes, over here.
784
01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:03,356
Slow down. That's good. Over here, man.
785
01:02:06,061 --> 01:02:07,619
Folks, move back.
786
01:02:07,796 --> 01:02:08,956
What's going on here?
787
01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:13,194
Luther here was up on the roof putting up
Frosty and then they both fell off.
788
01:02:13,268 --> 01:02:14,462
Coming through.
789
01:02:14,536 --> 01:02:17,938
I thought you were skipping Christmas
this year, Mr. Krank.
790
01:02:18,007 --> 01:02:20,635
What about that? What's going on there?
791
01:02:21,577 --> 01:02:24,011
Blair's coming home for Christmas.
792
01:02:28,919 --> 01:02:30,944
And she's bringing her boyfriend.
793
01:02:34,558 --> 01:02:37,187
-And she expects to see a Christmas tree?
-Yeah.
794
01:02:37,262 --> 01:02:39,253
-And a Frosty?
-Of course.
795
01:02:39,430 --> 01:02:42,888
And what about
the annual Kranks' Christmas Eve party?
796
01:02:43,434 --> 01:02:44,696
That, too.
797
01:02:44,769 --> 01:02:48,137
-When does she get in?
-Plane arrives about 8:00.
798
01:02:52,544 --> 01:02:55,206
All right, people, listen up. Gather around.
799
01:02:55,281 --> 01:02:58,410
We're about to have a party here
at the Kranks'.
800
01:02:59,286 --> 01:03:01,720
A Christmas homecoming for Blair.
801
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,550
Great idea, Vic.
802
01:03:03,623 --> 01:03:06,990
Drop what you're doing and pitch in.
Nora, do you have a turkey?
803
01:03:08,229 --> 01:03:09,662
Smoked trout.
804
01:03:10,331 --> 01:03:11,764
Smoked trout?
805
01:03:17,038 --> 01:03:18,404
Anybody got a turkey?
806
01:03:18,473 --> 01:03:21,465
-We have two, both in the oven.
-Beautiful. Get them.
807
01:03:21,543 --> 01:03:24,671
Ned, go to Brixley's. Get his Frosty.
Get some lights, too.
808
01:03:24,746 --> 01:03:26,509
We'll put them along Luther's boxwoods.
809
01:03:26,581 --> 01:03:30,678
-Hold on. Why should we do this for him?
-Yeah. He's a jerk.
810
01:03:30,953 --> 01:03:35,322
Regardless of how you feel about him--
A lot of you have mixed feelings about him.
811
01:03:35,391 --> 01:03:38,827
But we're a community.
The people in a community stick together.
812
01:03:38,895 --> 01:03:42,354
Even if one of them has been behaving,
for most of the holiday season...
813
01:03:42,433 --> 01:03:44,765
like a spoiled, selfish little baby.
814
01:03:45,202 --> 01:03:48,694
We're not doing this for him.
We're doing this for Blair.
815
01:03:49,773 --> 01:03:52,572
Blair, who used to baby-sit all your kids.
816
01:03:52,644 --> 01:03:56,876
Blair, who comes home every summer
and makes us all feel like family.
817
01:03:57,082 --> 01:03:58,276
That's right.
818
01:03:58,350 --> 01:04:01,809
Why should the daughter pay
for the sins of the father?
819
01:04:03,122 --> 01:04:06,387
Now, if we even have a hope of pulling
this off, you got to scatter.
820
01:04:06,459 --> 01:04:10,919
Grab a change of clothes and all the food
you can, and get over here in half an hour.
821
01:04:10,996 --> 01:04:13,397
-Let's go.
-Randy, Mike, let's go.
822
01:04:14,468 --> 01:04:16,936
-Thank you!
-You're welcome, Nora.
823
01:04:17,104 --> 01:04:19,402
Guys, better go to the airport.
824
01:04:19,639 --> 01:04:22,234
-Why's that?
-Blair needs a ride home.
825
01:04:23,644 --> 01:04:26,078
I don't know if we could do that.
826
01:04:28,249 --> 01:04:30,149
Shall I call the chief?
827
01:04:33,055 --> 01:04:34,682
We could do that.
828
01:04:41,196 --> 01:04:43,028
Got a hold of Frosty there?
829
01:04:43,099 --> 01:04:45,590
Easy. Up he goes.
830
01:04:45,769 --> 01:04:47,293
There you go.
831
01:04:53,476 --> 01:04:54,739
Finally.
832
01:04:55,746 --> 01:04:57,907
There's nothing like a white Christmas.
833
01:04:58,649 --> 01:05:00,310
Merry Christmas!
834
01:05:00,885 --> 01:05:02,284
Hi, everybody!
835
01:05:04,956 --> 01:05:07,356
-Hey, boss!
-Hey, guys. Come on in.
836
01:05:07,426 --> 01:05:08,916
Aubie. Thank you.
837
01:05:15,468 --> 01:05:16,628
What are these?
838
01:05:18,671 --> 01:05:19,695
Honey.
839
01:05:21,474 --> 01:05:22,600
These illegal?
840
01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:39,216
Here. I have that one piece you need.
841
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,830
I think that should go over there.
842
01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:49,796
Honey, look. Look. Mistletoe.
843
01:05:53,142 --> 01:05:54,302
Hello?
844
01:05:54,877 --> 01:05:56,572
-Hey, Blair.
-Blair?
845
01:05:57,981 --> 01:06:00,313
-You're 55 minutes early.
-What?
846
01:06:00,584 --> 01:06:04,611
That's a heck of a tail wind. Yeah.
That's great.
847
01:06:06,423 --> 01:06:09,689
We're waiting right here.
Can't wait to see you.
848
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,818
Love you, honey.
849
01:06:10,895 --> 01:06:13,227
That was your mom. We both love you.
Bye-bye.
850
01:06:13,297 --> 01:06:17,063
-What are we gonna do? We'll never make it.
-No, I got an idea. Hold it.
851
01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:21,129
Go!
852
01:06:21,306 --> 01:06:22,637
Go, Spike!
853
01:06:22,808 --> 01:06:26,209
Anything else that's in a box,
just put it down in the cellar.
854
01:06:26,278 --> 01:06:28,178
You know what? It looks good.
855
01:06:32,485 --> 01:06:35,420
-See them?
-I don't see my parents anywhere.
856
01:06:46,734 --> 01:06:47,792
Honey.
857
01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:49,900
Is that us?
858
01:06:59,748 --> 01:07:03,082
Hi, I'm Blair. This is Enrique.
859
01:07:04,453 --> 01:07:07,149
A police escort? I'm impressed.
860
01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:11,425
I guess my dad was really generous
with his donation this year.
861
01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:14,394
Yeah. You have no idea.
862
01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:17,099
Thirty-seven minutes, my friends.
863
01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:23,696
Welcome to the United States.
Hand me those bags.
864
01:07:23,775 --> 01:07:27,871
Officer Frohmeyer here. Do you read me?
865
01:07:27,946 --> 01:07:30,506
How many times I got to tell you, stay off--
866
01:07:30,582 --> 01:07:32,813
This is serious. Can you talk?
867
01:07:34,753 --> 01:07:36,914
-Yeah, go.
-We need to stall.
868
01:07:37,590 --> 01:07:39,182
-Stall?
-We're ready.
869
01:07:39,258 --> 01:07:40,247
We're not ready.
870
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,854
Okay. Stall.
871
01:07:44,531 --> 01:07:47,056
I'll get it, thanks.
872
01:07:47,734 --> 01:07:51,033
-Merry Christmas, Luther. Here's a ham.
-Can I help you?
873
01:07:51,104 --> 01:07:54,597
I'm sorry. I'm a little bit early.
It's cold out there.
874
01:07:54,775 --> 01:07:57,938
-Why don't you go in? Enjoy yourself.
-I'm so happy to be here.
875
01:07:58,446 --> 01:08:01,279
Father Zabriskie,
it's so nice to see you again.
876
01:08:01,349 --> 01:08:02,338
Thank you.
877
01:08:04,453 --> 01:08:07,217
-I don't know who he is.
-He brings ham.
878
01:08:25,743 --> 01:08:27,904
Why are you driving so slow?
879
01:08:28,812 --> 01:08:30,211
Icy roads.
880
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:34,584
Want to celebrate Christmas
under a mistletoe or in a body bag?
881
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:47,765
-Can I help you with that?
-Thank you.
882
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:50,393
-Good.
-Here we go.
883
01:08:50,503 --> 01:08:54,633
Honey, I talked to everyone.
No one knows that guy.
884
01:08:55,141 --> 01:08:57,303
He knows them.
885
01:08:57,377 --> 01:08:59,072
What is.... How do.... What?
886
01:08:59,146 --> 01:09:00,545
Thanks, Father.
887
01:09:01,415 --> 01:09:03,406
-Robbie, check that bottom string.
-Yes, sir.
888
01:09:03,483 --> 01:09:05,644
That's good enough.
We don't have much time.
889
01:09:05,719 --> 01:09:07,380
Randy, plug it in.
890
01:09:24,506 --> 01:09:25,871
Sweet.
891
01:09:27,609 --> 01:09:29,475
It's just the lights.
892
01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:34,038
-I'll go check the breaker.
-I'd better go help Luther.
893
01:09:37,253 --> 01:09:39,552
Do you know anybody at ComEd?
894
01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:45,618
Officer Frohmeyer here. Do you read me?
Hurry, I'm running on batteries.
895
01:09:46,864 --> 01:09:50,266
-What's up, Spike, sir?
-We need more time.
896
01:09:51,636 --> 01:09:54,662
-Roger.
-What was that? Talking about time.
897
01:09:55,707 --> 01:09:57,937
He said crime.
898
01:09:58,376 --> 01:10:02,746
Possible domestic disturbance.
We'd better check it out.
899
01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:05,676
What are you talking about?
900
01:10:16,730 --> 01:10:20,530
We'll put those down here on the table,
I think, just as the entrée.
901
01:10:22,504 --> 01:10:25,598
Aubie, put the cookies over there
on the edge of the table.
902
01:10:27,108 --> 01:10:31,511
-There was a box with some balls in it--
-You took the big box downstairs.
903
01:10:34,884 --> 01:10:36,215
Finally!
904
01:10:38,821 --> 01:10:40,448
Wonderful!
905
01:10:41,557 --> 01:10:45,358
-It looks wonderful, everybody.
-Place looks great.
906
01:10:45,428 --> 01:10:47,794
She's gonna be here any minute!
907
01:10:47,864 --> 01:10:52,062
Honey, I need to do something
about your tan, and we need to change.
908
01:10:53,036 --> 01:10:56,006
Will you please tell me
what the hell is going on here?
909
01:10:56,207 --> 01:10:57,936
We got to stall.
910
01:10:58,476 --> 01:11:01,968
Just for a few minutes
until they get the party started.
911
01:11:02,046 --> 01:11:03,411
Okay.
912
01:11:04,883 --> 01:11:08,819
See, it's fine. Just checkup.
913
01:11:08,987 --> 01:11:12,047
Let's walk over to this door
like we're investigating something.
914
01:11:12,124 --> 01:11:14,787
I'll put my hand on my gun,
make it look official.
915
01:11:15,161 --> 01:11:17,629
Yeah, you do that, Mr. Terminator.
916
01:11:22,769 --> 01:11:24,361
I look like my mother.
917
01:11:24,972 --> 01:11:27,270
And she's been dead, what, 15 years?
918
01:11:28,976 --> 01:11:31,376
That's enough time. Let's go back to the car.
919
01:11:31,445 --> 01:11:32,503
Okay.
920
01:11:36,017 --> 01:11:38,952
What was that? Looks like a break-in.
921
01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:41,113
-No way.
-Yes way.
922
01:11:41,656 --> 01:11:43,851
I don't need this. Not now.
923
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:46,588
Break-in rate is very high on Christmas Eve.
924
01:11:46,662 --> 01:11:49,062
I know that, but we got a party to go to.
925
01:11:49,131 --> 01:11:51,497
So, what do you want to do, ignore it?
926
01:11:54,837 --> 01:11:56,464
We can't do that.
927
01:11:59,977 --> 01:12:01,842
-There he is.
-Police!
928
01:12:02,045 --> 01:12:03,307
Eat this!
929
01:12:04,681 --> 01:12:07,206
Go get him. Go on, get going.
930
01:12:17,328 --> 01:12:20,696
Get up! Come on, he's getting away.
Hurry up!
931
01:12:20,866 --> 01:12:23,460
What are you doing lying there?
He's getting away.
932
01:12:23,769 --> 01:12:26,567
All right, don't move.
Stay right where you are.
933
01:12:26,639 --> 01:12:27,799
Police.
934
01:12:29,276 --> 01:12:30,937
-Get him!
-Police.
935
01:12:37,183 --> 01:12:39,209
All right! We got him.
936
01:12:47,528 --> 01:12:51,397
Honey, this is gonna be
Enrique's first Christmas in America.
937
01:12:51,466 --> 01:12:53,627
I hope we make a good impression.
938
01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:55,567
Nora, are you sure about this?
939
01:12:56,571 --> 01:13:00,166
-I look like a Mafia lieutenant.
-The black makes your skin look lighter.
940
01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:04,380
And Blair is never to know about the cruise.
Do you understand?
941
01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:06,779
I heard you the first 60 times.
942
01:13:13,090 --> 01:13:14,614
Frohmeyer One to Frohmeyer Two.
943
01:13:14,692 --> 01:13:17,456
-The Eagle has landed.
-Roger.
944
01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:20,389
Ned! They're here!
945
01:13:20,931 --> 01:13:23,093
-I'm not finished.
-Hide!
946
01:13:41,821 --> 01:13:44,120
Guys, Blair's here!
947
01:13:46,593 --> 01:13:47,753
I see her!
948
01:13:48,929 --> 01:13:51,762
-They're here!
-What if we don't like him?
949
01:13:52,699 --> 01:13:54,668
We raised a smart girl.
950
01:13:54,736 --> 01:13:56,203
Welcome home!
951
01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:58,170
They're getting out of the car!
952
01:13:58,239 --> 01:14:01,436
She's home! Everybody, she's here!
953
01:14:01,609 --> 01:14:02,871
Good to see you.
954
01:14:02,944 --> 01:14:04,879
-Who's this?
-Enrique, my boyfriend.
955
01:14:04,947 --> 01:14:08,178
-Vic Frohmeyer. Pleased to meet you.
-Pleased to meet you, sir.
956
01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:10,115
This is so exciting. Hi, guys.
957
01:14:10,185 --> 01:14:14,850
Your parents are dying to see you.
Didn't Luther do a great job on the house?
958
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:19,118
Honey, they're here!
959
01:14:21,398 --> 01:14:24,891
-I can't believe I'm home.
-We can't believe you're home, either.
960
01:14:24,969 --> 01:14:26,163
Dad.
961
01:14:27,772 --> 01:14:31,868
-Luther Krank. This is Nora, my wife.
-Hi, I'm Enrique DeCardenal.
962
01:14:32,043 --> 01:14:34,102
Come here, you!
963
01:14:34,412 --> 01:14:37,246
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas to you.
964
01:14:37,983 --> 01:14:41,043
-You guys look great.
-We've been watching what we eat.
965
01:14:41,119 --> 01:14:43,553
-And you've been in the sun.
-No, we have not.
966
01:14:43,622 --> 01:14:46,421
No. I wear black to make me look lighter.
967
01:14:49,896 --> 01:14:53,423
The party! Look, there's the party!
Come on, it's the party!
968
01:14:53,499 --> 01:14:56,434
Everybody, look! Party!
969
01:14:57,171 --> 01:14:58,661
Nice to see you.
970
01:14:58,839 --> 01:15:01,205
I'll take the light one, you take the rest.
971
01:15:01,275 --> 01:15:02,970
Hey, Aubie, how are you?
972
01:15:08,349 --> 01:15:09,509
Kid.
973
01:15:10,552 --> 01:15:11,951
Come here.
974
01:15:12,654 --> 01:15:14,246
I'm freezing to death.
975
01:15:14,322 --> 01:15:17,223
I'm starving out here.
I haven't eaten in seven days.
976
01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:18,954
-Seven days?
-Yeah.
977
01:15:19,428 --> 01:15:22,090
Any scraps I get, I give to the kids.
978
01:15:23,165 --> 01:15:25,827
-What kids?
-My kids.
979
01:15:26,502 --> 01:15:30,439
I got four: Annie, Billy, Tommy, and Chuck.
980
01:15:31,741 --> 01:15:35,302
And all I wanted to do was give them
a real Christmas this year.
981
01:15:35,378 --> 01:15:37,039
They deserve it.
982
01:15:40,685 --> 01:15:44,849
Okay, you got 20 minutes inside.
Enough time to get warm, grab some food.
983
01:15:45,156 --> 01:15:48,751
Then it's back to the police car.
No funny business, right?
984
01:15:49,728 --> 01:15:50,956
Swear?
985
01:15:51,497 --> 01:15:53,192
On my kids' lives.
986
01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:57,960
Have to try hickory honey ham.
987
01:15:58,036 --> 01:16:01,370
It's Blairey's absolute favorite. It's a classic.
988
01:16:04,077 --> 01:16:07,342
-The food's that way.
-Thanks, son. I appreciate it.
989
01:16:07,547 --> 01:16:10,608
-We've had ham since she was a little girl.
-Welcome home, Blair.
990
01:16:11,385 --> 01:16:13,819
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
991
01:16:15,389 --> 01:16:17,220
I suppose this is your boyfriend.
992
01:16:17,291 --> 01:16:20,260
-Yes. Honey.
-Hi, I'm Enrique DeCardenal.
993
01:16:20,327 --> 01:16:23,263
-Call me Marty.
-Houston, we have a name.
994
01:16:23,331 --> 01:16:26,323
-Is that a Peruvian accent?
-How could you tell?
995
01:16:26,568 --> 01:16:30,368
I lived there for five years. I miss it so much.
996
01:16:40,950 --> 01:16:44,250
-I'm going to talk to Marty for a second.
-Okay. Go ahead.
997
01:16:44,321 --> 01:16:45,913
He's charming.
998
01:16:45,989 --> 01:16:49,254
-Who is that?
-You know Marty. Everybody knows Marty.
999
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:57,595
Merry Christmas.
1000
01:16:58,136 --> 01:16:59,831
Aren't you sweet?
1001
01:17:00,838 --> 01:17:02,100
Bless you.
1002
01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:09,703
I would like to propose a toast, if I may.
1003
01:18:10,448 --> 01:18:14,509
Here's to my new family and friends.
1004
01:18:14,686 --> 01:18:18,987
Thank you for making me feel so welcome.
1005
01:18:31,705 --> 01:18:35,163
And I just wanted to say...
1006
01:18:36,143 --> 01:18:38,407
thank you to all of you.
1007
01:18:38,478 --> 01:18:41,642
To our friends and our neighbors...
1008
01:18:42,317 --> 01:18:44,512
for helping us make this...
1009
01:18:44,585 --> 01:18:48,043
really, the most wonderful
Christmas Eve ever.
1010
01:18:48,623 --> 01:18:52,219
You really have shown us
the true meaning of community.
1011
01:18:52,294 --> 01:18:54,125
And thank you all so much.
1012
01:18:54,196 --> 01:18:55,686
Merry Christmas.
1013
01:19:09,346 --> 01:19:11,406
Same goes for me, double.
1014
01:19:17,154 --> 01:19:18,382
Cheers.
1015
01:19:19,490 --> 01:19:22,119
Fellas, how about a party tune?
1016
01:19:35,908 --> 01:19:36,932
G.
1017
01:20:07,076 --> 01:20:10,534
That was it?
That was the best you could come up with?
1018
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:13,144
I'm not really good at toasts.
1019
01:20:15,619 --> 01:20:17,610
After all they've done...
1020
01:20:18,955 --> 01:20:22,254
you couldn't just come up
with a simple "thank you"?
1021
01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:25,153
I did. It was just short and sweet.
1022
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:33,632
You're still moping...
1023
01:20:33,704 --> 01:20:37,266
because you don't get to go
on your precious little cruise.
1024
01:20:37,342 --> 01:20:39,105
There's still time.
1025
01:20:39,411 --> 01:20:41,402
-What?
-We could still go.
1026
01:20:42,181 --> 01:20:43,614
Listen to me.
1027
01:20:44,650 --> 01:20:48,280
Enrique and Blair can stay here,
have the house to themselves.
1028
01:20:48,354 --> 01:20:51,187
We go, and we all have a romantic getaway.
1029
01:20:51,257 --> 01:20:55,353
Your daughter just flew
thousands of miles home...
1030
01:20:55,528 --> 01:20:58,225
with her very sweet future husband...
1031
01:20:58,299 --> 01:21:00,426
to spend Christmas with us.
1032
01:21:00,501 --> 01:21:01,832
You know...
1033
01:21:03,003 --> 01:21:05,597
I've spent six weeks planning
for this vacation.
1034
01:21:05,673 --> 01:21:08,336
That's longer than they've been dating.
1035
01:21:11,346 --> 01:21:15,214
Everyone out there sacrificed
their Christmas Eve to help us.
1036
01:21:17,954 --> 01:21:20,616
I thought maybe that might affect you.
1037
01:21:20,857 --> 01:21:25,590
Maybe have you start thinking about
putting others first instead of yourself.
1038
01:21:26,596 --> 01:21:29,327
But I really don't think that's possible.
1039
01:21:31,335 --> 01:21:32,859
It's a shame.
1040
01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:40,133
Why don't we move in a little?
1041
01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:51,953
Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas to you.
1042
01:21:53,092 --> 01:21:54,787
It's cold out there.
1043
01:22:21,757 --> 01:22:23,088
Bravo!
1044
01:22:41,511 --> 01:22:43,070
Luther!
1045
01:22:48,419 --> 01:22:49,681
Frosty?
1046
01:23:05,438 --> 01:23:08,066
Merry Christmas, Luther.
1047
01:23:08,140 --> 01:23:10,267
Merry Christmas to you, too, Walt.
1048
01:23:10,343 --> 01:23:13,642
-You're missing your party.
-Well, there's....
1049
01:23:15,248 --> 01:23:16,579
How's Bev?
1050
01:23:16,717 --> 01:23:19,550
She's having a good day. Yeah, thanks.
1051
01:23:20,053 --> 01:23:24,457
We started over to see Blair,
but, you know, the snow started and....
1052
01:23:26,094 --> 01:23:28,062
So how's the boyfriend?
1053
01:23:28,463 --> 01:23:31,694
You know, actually,
he's a very nice young man.
1054
01:23:32,233 --> 01:23:35,431
-Merry Christmas, Luther.
-Merry Christmas to you, too, Bev.
1055
01:23:35,504 --> 01:23:38,803
-You feeling okay?
-That was a pretty nasty fall.
1056
01:23:39,008 --> 01:23:42,739
It could've been worse.
I mean, that cord could've snapped and....
1057
01:23:43,979 --> 01:23:46,813
You know, Nora wanted me to drop this by.
1058
01:23:47,517 --> 01:23:51,817
I'm allergic to pork,
and Bev's not much of a meat-eater.
1059
01:23:51,888 --> 01:23:55,483
Not to worry, because Mel's hams
are generally just filled...
1060
01:23:55,558 --> 01:23:59,017
with a gelatin and a fat-like substance.
Please.
1061
01:23:59,096 --> 01:24:01,326
It's very thoughtful, Luther.
1062
01:24:07,139 --> 01:24:09,232
You know, have a good one.
1063
01:25:33,099 --> 01:25:35,363
Could I come in for a minute?
1064
01:25:37,670 --> 01:25:38,898
Thanks.
1065
01:25:42,543 --> 01:25:45,637
Blair's gonna be staying with us
for 10 days...
1066
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,144
so we're not taking the cruise.
1067
01:25:48,215 --> 01:25:51,548
And Nora and I would like you guys
to have it.
1068
01:25:55,023 --> 01:25:56,957
Flight leaves at 12:00 noon tomorrow.
1069
01:25:57,025 --> 01:25:59,789
You got to be there
two hours ahead of time.
1070
01:25:59,895 --> 01:26:03,889
It's 10 days in the Caribbean.
Islands and beaches. The works.
1071
01:26:05,668 --> 01:26:07,602
It's a dream vacation.
1072
01:26:11,307 --> 01:26:14,175
We can't take it, Luther. It's not right.
1073
01:26:14,478 --> 01:26:17,072
I didn't purchase the travel insurance.
1074
01:26:17,147 --> 01:26:20,480
So if you don't take it,
the whole package is wasted.
1075
01:26:20,551 --> 01:26:23,213
I'm not sure my doctor would allow it.
1076
01:26:23,921 --> 01:26:27,551
I've got that Lexon deal on the front burner.
1077
01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:30,025
Benny said he might stop by tomorrow.
1078
01:26:30,094 --> 01:26:32,324
And we couldn't leave the cat.
1079
01:26:33,698 --> 01:26:35,564
This is from us to you.
1080
01:26:35,634 --> 01:26:38,933
This is a sincere, heartfelt...
1081
01:26:39,104 --> 01:26:41,902
no-strings-attached Christmas offering...
1082
01:26:42,541 --> 01:26:46,535
to two very selfless people
who are, at this moment...
1083
01:26:47,047 --> 01:26:50,312
having a very difficult time
looking for an excuse.
1084
01:26:53,019 --> 01:26:55,317
Benny did say he might stop by.
1085
01:26:57,859 --> 01:27:01,522
Face it, Bev,
Benny hasn't been home in years.
1086
01:27:04,765 --> 01:27:06,757
Look, I've got everything right here.
1087
01:27:06,835 --> 01:27:10,794
I got airline tickets.
I got cruise passes. I've got a brochure.
1088
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:15,940
What's it cost? If we decide to go,
we'd want to reimburse you.
1089
01:27:16,178 --> 01:27:18,079
This is a simple gift, Walt.
1090
01:27:18,781 --> 01:27:22,581
No costs, no payback.
Don't make it complicated.
1091
01:27:28,125 --> 01:27:32,084
-Our names aren't on the tickets.
-I know. I'll take care of that.
1092
01:27:32,162 --> 01:27:33,925
What about the cat?
1093
01:27:34,231 --> 01:27:37,792
Yeah, that's a problem, huh?
Too late to call the kennel.
1094
01:27:37,868 --> 01:27:39,860
We can't just leave him.
1095
01:27:40,272 --> 01:27:42,604
We could ask Jude Becker.
1096
01:27:43,074 --> 01:27:44,666
She's allergic.
1097
01:27:47,078 --> 01:27:48,807
I'll take the cat.
1098
01:27:49,382 --> 01:27:51,543
-What?
-Are you sure?
1099
01:27:52,652 --> 01:27:53,744
Yeah.
1100
01:27:54,587 --> 01:27:56,521
Look at that.
1101
01:27:58,424 --> 01:28:01,952
See? Maybe if you don't step on him
so often....
1102
01:28:02,362 --> 01:28:04,523
Yeah. It'll be fine.
1103
01:28:09,036 --> 01:28:12,370
-Thank you so much.
-Merry Christmas.
1104
01:28:13,641 --> 01:28:17,202
Well, I should get back to my party.
1105
01:28:28,424 --> 01:28:30,654
This means so much.
1106
01:28:32,629 --> 01:28:33,960
Thank you.
1107
01:28:35,532 --> 01:28:37,124
You're welcome.
1108
01:28:38,835 --> 01:28:42,431
Does this mean we have to start
being nice to each other?
1109
01:28:43,774 --> 01:28:46,106
-Of course not.
-Good.
1110
01:28:47,078 --> 01:28:50,138
Because I still don't like you
that much, old man.
1111
01:28:50,214 --> 01:28:51,579
That's good.
1112
01:28:52,985 --> 01:28:55,419
I'm not that fond of you, either.
1113
01:29:05,231 --> 01:29:07,131
Bev, we gotta pack!
1114
01:29:09,502 --> 01:29:12,096
Luther! Help me!
1115
01:29:14,408 --> 01:29:17,741
Ned!
What in God's name are you doing up there?
1116
01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:19,772
Blair came home.
1117
01:29:20,447 --> 01:29:22,642
Frohmeyer took down the ladder.
1118
01:29:22,716 --> 01:29:25,515
He went inside, forgot about me.
1119
01:29:26,588 --> 01:29:29,250
Have you been up there all this time?
1120
01:29:32,794 --> 01:29:35,263
I'm frozen, stuck to Frosty!
1121
01:29:35,831 --> 01:29:37,526
I'll get you down!
1122
01:29:50,881 --> 01:29:52,678
What are you doing?
1123
01:29:53,116 --> 01:29:55,380
You swore on your kids' lives!
1124
01:29:55,987 --> 01:29:59,354
-What kids?
-Help! Police!
1125
01:30:06,297 --> 01:30:07,822
Easy, come on.
1126
01:30:09,068 --> 01:30:11,502
Go on inside. Drink something hot.
1127
01:30:15,641 --> 01:30:18,577
Get down from there. Get down off the roof!
1128
01:30:21,081 --> 01:30:22,548
My car.
1129
01:30:22,849 --> 01:30:24,248
You all right?
1130
01:30:25,752 --> 01:30:27,515
What's in that bag?
1131
01:30:30,724 --> 01:30:31,986
Not bad.
1132
01:30:33,394 --> 01:30:37,660
Good job, Santa. All right, come on.
Get up here. Let's go.
1133
01:30:39,367 --> 01:30:43,269
-You swore to me.
-I'm growing tired of catching you.
1134
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:50,903
-What's this all about? What's going on?
-I told you you could use an umbrella.
1135
01:30:51,514 --> 01:30:52,640
What?
1136
01:30:58,588 --> 01:31:00,489
-Marty.
-Yes.
1137
01:31:02,426 --> 01:31:06,487
Wait. You're the guy that was selling
the umbrellas in the rain, aren't you?
1138
01:31:06,563 --> 01:31:09,396
It's a living.
I meet a lot of nice people this way.
1139
01:31:09,466 --> 01:31:13,096
I got to run because I can't pass up
this kind of weather.
1140
01:31:13,171 --> 01:31:16,140
It's always good for business.
Thank you for the party.
1141
01:31:16,207 --> 01:31:19,506
You're welcome.
I'm sorry you got to work on Christmas Eve.
1142
01:31:19,577 --> 01:31:23,070
Santa always has to work on Christmas Eve.
1143
01:31:25,251 --> 01:31:27,242
Yeah, I suppose he does.
1144
01:31:37,264 --> 01:31:38,856
Merry Christmas!
1145
01:32:02,759 --> 01:32:04,659
Bev Scheel just called.
1146
01:32:06,930 --> 01:32:09,057
Maybe I was wrong about you.
1147
01:32:18,809 --> 01:32:21,175
This night is full of surprises.
1148
01:32:25,083 --> 01:32:28,416
Skipping Christmas. What a stupid idea.
1149
01:32:29,187 --> 01:32:30,916
Maybe next year.
1150
01:33:13,569 --> 01:33:16,801
Merry Christmas!
82846