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Previously on Boston Legal.
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You gave me the Crane legacy,
and I fully plan on living up to it.
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- He's not my son. - Obviously he
doesn't know. - You're not my father?
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I'm not comfortable with you working closely
with this woman. You and I are in a relationship.
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The fact you don't realize it
doesn't give you license to be unfaithful.
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- You're mad as a hatter.
- Donny Crane. You remember me. We used to be father and son.
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I may not have been around much, but I
was always there when you needed me.
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Still am.
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I pledge allegiance to the flag...
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of the United States of America...
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and to the republic for which it stands...
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one nation, under God, indivisible...
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with liberty and justice for all.
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Well, Denny, that was refreshing
and patriotic. What gives?
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I, Denny Crane, am going to court...
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to represent
the United States of America.
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And what has our country
done to deserve you?
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The U. S. Attorney and the D. O. J.
had to recuse themselves...
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so Alberto appointed me
to carry the ball for Team U. S. A.
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The greatest lawyer in the world representing
the greatest country in the world.
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A match made in heaven.
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- Did you know about this?
- I did not.
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Where's a sitter when you need one?
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And we're back in court
on the Ehrlich-Water case.
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Opposing counsel is relentless.
Yet another evidentiary hearing.
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Denise, per your status report...
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you had your mandatory settlement conference
with datemistake. com last week?
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Datemistake. com?
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It's an Internet site where women
can vent their ill feelings...
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about the men they dated
as a warning to other women.
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Our client, Derek Roth,
has been defamed by them.
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Oh! I'm sorry. I, um-
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You were just a little in my space.
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Yes, Shirley.
We did reach a settlement.
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As for Denny, thejudge denied
the government's motion to dismiss...
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so the spectacle of Denny Crane...
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representing the United States...
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will continue to play out in federal court,
God save us all.
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- What judge did Denny get?
- Judge Kimberly Ohlund.
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I used to clerk for her.
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Her current clerk, Dan Jinx, and I play squash.
I'm e-mailing Dan now.
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He'll give me everything from
the judge's political leanings...
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to her basal temperature
after breakfast.
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- Thank you, Marlene.
- Sorry I'm late.
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But as usual,
I'm really only here for the fruit.
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Mmm. Something new.
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Alan, Marlene Stanger.
Marlene, Alan Shore.
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- A pleasure, Miss Stanger.
- Mr. Shore.
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Marlene comes to us
from Howard & Brock.
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Your name came up frequently
at my old firm.
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- I hope amid a torrent of obscenities.
- Always.
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Good.
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I look forward to working with you,
Miss Stanger.
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It's not often you meet someone
with such ocular precision.
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- Why won't you try this case with me?
- Personal reasons.
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It's because you're red.
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That's the old red, not the new red,
which is the opposite of blue. That's good.
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It's the old red. That's bad. And pink.
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Regardless of my pigmentation,
I promised I'd sit with you.
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- That's the best I can do.
- Denny Crane doesn't need any sitters.
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- What are these personal reasons anyway?
- It's the global gag rule.
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Nonsense. Gags are dangerous,
locally or globally.
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You don't even know what
the global gag rule is, do you?
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I can tell you.
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The global gag rule forces other countries
where abortion is perfectly legal...
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to stop performing them
or even uttering the word "abortion. "
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Otherwise, the United States
cuts off their funding.
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- Donny.
- Denny.
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- Alan.
- Donny.
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm with Lawyers Without Borders.
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They heard you were brought in after thejudge
denied the government's motion to dismiss.
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- Liberal pinko.
- Please rise. The Honorable Kimberly Ohlund presiding.
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Denny Crane for the United States
of America, Your Honor.
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Donny Crane for the plaintiff,
Kavita Pokharel.
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I take it you two know each other?
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- He's not my father.
- He's like a son.
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This'll be a delight.
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I can't believe the squid
is working here now.
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The squid?
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In old mythology they say the squid
is the only animal that can kill a shark.
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I used to work with her
at Howard & Brock...
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and like the mysterious giant squid...
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the only evidence ofher existence...
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were the whopping sucker marks
left on her victims.
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I take it you didn't get along.
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You don't get along with the squid.
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She used to tap into the computer network,
steal everyone's research memos...
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and then claim them as her own.
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Why the hell did we hire her?
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Beats me. I only hope
she doesn't get my Alan.
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I was pregnant with my second child.
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When I went into labor, my husband
took me to the district clinic in Khotang.
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This is in Nepal.
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Objection.
Witness isn't speaking English.
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We're aware of that, Mr. Crane.
She's being translated.
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- Is that legal?
- Shocking, isn't it?
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Oh.
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Continue.
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It was the same clinic
where I had my first child.
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Only this time the doctor was gone.
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The medical assistant said
I had an obstetric fistula...
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and I needed a caesarean section.
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But because they had no equipment
or medicine or a physician...
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they said there was nothing
they could do.
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I began to hemorrhage.
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I almost bled to death,
and my baby boy died.
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I'm not the only one.
Thousands are dying.
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Why weren't there any supplies?
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They told me the United States
had taken away all the clinic's funding.
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Edward Broaden.
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And the man responsible for making
that decision was Mr. Edward Broaden.
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That man?
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Yes.
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I was a physician in Khotang
from 2001 until last October.
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Our clinic had been funded primarily
by the United States.
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Notice he didn't say "thank you. "
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He's got a lot on his mind, Denny.
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And, Dr. Patel, did your clinic
perform abortions?
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No. Even though it is legal in Nepal...
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our clinic made the decision not to
in order to receive U. S. funding.
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However,
we hung up a poster that said...
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"We believe that a woman has
a right to control her own body. "
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The poster was meant
to promote women's rights...
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and to prevent rape
as well as spousal abuse.
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But the USAl D representative,
Mr. Broaden...
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felt the poster was pro-abortion.
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And that was that.
We lost all of our funding.
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You're looking thin.
You should eat more.
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Some of us don't have fancy expense accounts
to pay for our meals, hmm?
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- You should get one. They're awesome.
- Mr. Crane?
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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- Dr., uh-
- Patel.
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I have in my hand here...
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the copy of the rules...
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that clinics must follow
in order to get U. S. aid.
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- You've seen this manual?
- Yes, I have.
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But the rules in it are so vague.
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They're left to the interpretation
of the USAl D representative.
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That representative is hired by an appointee
of the president of the United States. Correct?
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- Yes.
- So, Doctor, in your expert opinion as a physician...
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who the hell are you to question
the president of the United States?
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- Objection. Badgering.
- Sustained.
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You know the president
is against abortion.
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In following the rules, it would seem you would
err on the side of caution, but you didn't.
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You put up an inflammatory poster.
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We didn't feel it was inflammatory
to protect the rights of women.
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Well, it got me mad! You have
other clinics that get our money, right?
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- Yes.
- Ones who are able to follow the rules?
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The point is, Mr. Crane...
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while you allow abortion
in your country...
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you are trying to deny it
to the rest of the world.
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The people of this country
never decided on abortion.
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The elected officials never voted on it.
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It was nine justices of the Supreme Court.
The people are still angry about it.
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- Objection! He's not asking a question. He's debating.
- What are you talking about?
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- The reason why the Supreme Court exists-
- I'm not- Yeah?
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is to protect people
from their own mob mentality-
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- I disagree. Objection.
- Fine. Objection right back at you.
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- I object to your objection!
- Both objections are sustained. Move on.
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- So, Dr., um-
- Patel.
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If you want American money,
don't kill babies.
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She wasn't trying to.
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This is so disrespectful. You don't
come home to Papa by suing his government.
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You're not my papa.
Your sperm never touched my egg.
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And someone
has to sue the government.
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Look, our policy denies thousands
of people lifesaving medical care...
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based on the personal
religious views of our leader.
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Nothing says democracy like imperialism.
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Why can't you come to town for once,
and we just toss the pigskin around?
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That's American.
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- Dinner?
- 8:00.
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- Denny Crane.
- Donny Crane.
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Donny Crane.
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We had this settled.
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Upon further review of the agreement,
Mr. Roth didn't approve.
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I don't know what game you're playing here,
but you're not getting another dime from us.
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Please don't address my client directly.
Talk to me.
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Your client should know that our
original offer was more than generous.
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That's not the way I see it.
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Thirteen months ago, Derek went out
on a few dates with one Monique Foster...
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otherwise known on your Web site,
datemistake. com, as Anonymous.
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Things didn't work out,
and he broke up with her.
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Months later, he met someone, fell in love
and got engaged. Things looked... rosy.
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Yeah, until Anonymous found datemistake. com
and started posting all these lies about me.
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His fianc�e found him
prominently displayed on the site...
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and broke up with Derek
two days later.
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We all know what happened, Miss Stanger.
We reached the original settlement.
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What we didn't know
was the rest of the story.
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Now anytime someone tries to google my name
or my company, Roth's Plumbing Supply...
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instead of finding my Web site,
yours is the first site that comes up.
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My sales have dropped 40%
since this posting.
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You could've posted a rebuttal,
responded to anonymous opinions of you.
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But why should I have to?
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You destroy my client's reputation,
his business.
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You humiliate him in public, then force him
to fix the damages that you caused.
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That's like a glass company throwing rocks
through your window then saying...
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"Hey, need to buy a new window?"
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David. Nancy.
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- Derek?
- Hi.
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- Denise, right. You know everyone.
- I do.
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- May I see you?
- Of course.
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What the hell are you doing
with my client?
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Well, Denise, I was looking over
some of your settlement agreements...
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just to see how things
worked around here.
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Some firms are quite formal
and sticklers for grammar and language.
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I see around here anything goes, which is fine.
I just needed to know.
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What are you doing with my client?
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I looked at the settlement figure you had.
I thought we could do better.
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I saw Denny was
the assigned partner on the case.
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Y- You went to Denny
behind my back to steal my case?
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Oh, no, no. God, no.
I just told him my thoughts.
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He was very encouraging
and told me to go for it.
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So I held the documents from being published,
made a few calls, and, well, here we are.
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Our client is really happy, and I think we
can ring these people up for some big bucks.
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There's only one problem with that, Marlene.
Derek in there doesn't have a case.
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The $10,000 settlement I got him was a gift
from datemistake. com to make him go away.
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I think we could get more. If you agree with me,
I would love to share this case with you.
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We're leaving, as is our original offer.
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They'll be back.
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Shejust went to Denny
and stole my case.
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- Just stole it.
- Okay.
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Did you know that at her old firm
they called her "the squid"?
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The squid?
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The only thing that can kill a shark.
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What really gets me about these people is
how they're so obvious and manipulative.
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And you're trying to manipulate our
friendship to get me to do something about this?
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- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
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After she stole my case, she had
the nerve to tell me we could share it.
229
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:35,499
Marlene is a first-rate lawyer.
She brings in a lot of money.
230
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,161
She almost made partner
at Howard & Brock.
231
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:42,400
We recruited her with the understanding
that if she does as well here as she did there...
232
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,874
she would make partner
in the next vote.
233
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:48,003
- And you're okay with that?
- I am. Yeah.
234
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,210
Look, Denise, you have
a very bright future here.
235
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,777
But let me put this as gently as I can.
236
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,125
Toughen up.
237
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,371
You seeing anyone?
238
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,372
Not really. You?
239
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,908
- I got married.
- Married?
240
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,910
For a day.
241
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,981
We tried to contact you for the wedding,
but you were nowhere to be found.
242
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,176
Um, question.
243
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:32,018
Do the girls actually talk?
244
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,490
I'm not quite sure
of the etiquette here.
245
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:38,689
I don't think there's a question
of etiquette, son. They're escorts.
246
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,660
So you like flying around the world...
247
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,601
picking up strangers,
bringing them to our courts?
248
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:50,004
It isn't a matter of liking.
I'm trying to make people understand.
249
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:53,010
All these clinics forced
to close their doors...
250
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,945
by the simple stroke
of the pen of our president.
251
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,016
And here we are in Boston...
252
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,644
where there are eight world-class
hospitals within a 10-mile radius.
253
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:06,623
We don't see it.
I'm hoping Kavita will help us see it.
254
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:09,956
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get the picture now.
255
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:13,088
This is all about beating your old man,
isn't it, son?
256
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,930
For once, this isn't about you.
257
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,301
Then you won't mind losing.
258
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:25,070
I got the law on my side, plus the United
States government and Denny Crane.
259
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,977
Two equal and unstoppable forces.
260
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:32,016
Mm-hmm.
And I've got a sympathetic judge...
261
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:34,449
and an honest woman
who lost her child.
262
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,318
You always taught me emotion wins.
263
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,252
- Isn't he something?
- Mm-hmm.
264
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,424
Yeah.
265
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,134
- We're late.
- You're late. I'm not going.
266
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,768
That time of the month?
267
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,608
Come on!
268
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,648
We're having fun.
269
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,581
You're having fun.
270
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:10,348
Sweeping into court,
trying a monumental case...
271
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,118
about which there is much
to be thoughtful, much to articulate...
272
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,489
about which you know almost nothing.
273
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:20,964
And you're using nothing but easyjokes,
a swell suit and blind patriotism.
274
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,626
You're jealous of my son.
275
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,101
Denny, you don't have a son,
and the truth is...
276
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:30,505
you're making a complete ass of yourself in
that courtroom about something you shouldn't.
277
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,077
I don't care to see it or support it.
278
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:36,204
There's a difference between
being an ass and being effective.
279
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,977
When you win,
they say you're effective.
280
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:42,645
When you lose, which I never do,
they call you an ass.
281
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,517
I don't need you, Alan.
282
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,287
I don't need anybody.
283
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,056
Never have. Never will.
284
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:07,172
I was in charge of the USAID
office in the northeastern region of Nepal.
285
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:11,875
Part of myjob was to enforce
the rules of the Mexico City Policy.
286
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,714
What policy? Everything comes
with rice and beans.
287
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,152
No.
288
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:20,350
The name of the policy in question
is the Mexico City Policy.
289
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:24,828
But opponents erroneously refer to it
as the global gag rule.
290
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,160
All right.
So what are we doing in Mexico?
291
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,963
That's where President Reagan
first enacted the policy in 1984.
292
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,664
It was enacted as a reaction
to forced abortions in China...
293
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,741
as a means of population control.
294
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,403
- Chinese, Mexican. Anybody hungry?
- Objection.
295
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,106
- Sustained.
- All right. Let's get back to America.
296
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:47,549
You're saying that these policies
were enacted as a humanitarian gesture?
297
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,553
Yes, it was.
298
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,021
And is it in
the United States'discretion...
299
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,922
to decide which clinics
get funding?
300
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,018
As a part of
our governmental function, yes.
301
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,393
Determining funding...
302
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,466
is a purely governmental function.
303
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:06,266
And, uh, governments are immune...
304
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,339
under the, um-
305
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,243
under the, uh-
306
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,615
Federal Tort Claims Act.
307
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,581
Right.
308
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,781
Therefore-
309
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,255
You will move for dismissal...
310
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,724
and I will again deny the motion.
311
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,227
Move on.
312
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,294
Nothing further, Your Honor.
313
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,438
You, uh-You say this was done
as a humanitarian effort.
314
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:55,350
However, the rule was instituted
by President Reagan...
315
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,513
continued under
the first President Bush...
316
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,615
then rescinded during
the Clinton administration.
317
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,125
That's true.
318
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,627
And the day George W. Bush
took office...
319
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:09,793
reinstating the global gag rule was one
ofhis first official pieces ofbusiness.
320
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,096
That sounds political to me.
321
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,434
- Objection, uh-
- Sustained.
322
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,997
So the policy was designed...
323
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,011
to stop abortion as a method
of family planning?
324
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,603
Yes.
325
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,615
Even though, by withdrawing funding
from those clinics...
326
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,618
they no longer have money
for any family planning...
327
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:33,214
which could stop unwanted pregnancies
and the need for abortions?
328
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,725
Mr. Broaden, you're not
the only USAID representative...
329
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:38,057
that has to deal with this issue,
are you?
330
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,063
No, I'm not.
331
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:43,134
The truth is that our global gag rule
is affecting, well...
332
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,328
the globe.
333
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:49,533
The Balkans, Africa, South America, Asia.
334
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,542
Any place dependent on U. S. funding...
335
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,807
is not allowed to even utter
the word "abortion. "
336
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,677
Yes, that's true.
337
00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:02,914
So don't you think it's curious that in our
administration's quest to stop abortion...
338
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:07,981
we're actually restricting free speech,
which is a hallmark of democracy?
339
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,493
Objection.
Irrelevant and unpatriotic.
340
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,825
Sustained.
341
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:44,355
Datemistake. com.
342
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:47,864
Thank goodness technology
has progressed to the point...
343
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:51,868
where we no longer have to deal
with our issues privately.
344
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:57,372
So, any of my misadventures
chronicled in there?
345
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,910
No.
346
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:02,309
- Surprised?
- A little.
347
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:05,281
As to the fact
that you checked on me, no.
348
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:20,095
Just so you know, that little incident
would be considered sexual harassment.
349
00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,029
You're quite intoxicating.
350
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,068
Oops. Did it again.
351
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,967
But you won't report me to the bosses.
352
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,268
Why not?
353
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,276
Marlene,
while I haven't known you long...
354
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:36,643
I get the feeling your best work is done
behind your colleagues'back.
355
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,342
If you were to report me, you certainly
wouldn't have warned me first.
356
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:44,582
What you'd really like to do is wrap your legs
around me and scream at the top of your lungs.
357
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,486
You're a loud one, aren't you?
358
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,923
Excuse me?
359
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:58,867
How about I just clear everything off this desk?
We can take care of things right now.
360
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,803
Then afterwards, you can write me up
and send me on my way.
361
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,376
- You're repulsive.
- You're right.
362
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:09,777
And yet I can see in your eyes
you're not completely repulsed.
363
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,378
And therein lies the rub.
364
00:24:36,305 --> 00:24:39,536
You can't hold someone liable
for expressing an opinion.
365
00:24:39,642 --> 00:24:43,305
Besides, truth is a defense.
There are no objectively false facts here.
366
00:24:43,413 --> 00:24:46,541
You gotta be kidding me.
Anonymous called me "cheap. "
367
00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:50,210
- Where did you take Anonymous to dinner?
- Jimmy Changa's.
368
00:24:50,319 --> 00:24:52,549
And is it true that you used a coupon?
369
00:24:52,655 --> 00:24:55,522
That's not cheap. That's smart.
370
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,855
- And did you pay?
- Yes, I did.
371
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,487
- And did she pay too?
- Yes.
372
00:25:01,597 --> 00:25:06,000
He treated her as an equal, which only proves
he's a feminist as well as resourceful.
373
00:25:06,102 --> 00:25:10,163
- Anonymous didn't post that.
- Yeah. And she says I have no sense ofhumor.
374
00:25:10,273 --> 00:25:14,733
- I make jokes all the time.
- Those aren'tjokes. Those are puns. Puns aren't funny.
375
00:25:14,844 --> 00:25:19,178
Well, that's just your "o-pun-ion. "
Isn't it?
376
00:25:19,282 --> 00:25:21,182
Oh, dear God.
377
00:25:21,284 --> 00:25:26,244
Denise, we agreed to return to the table
in good faith based on your reputation.
378
00:25:26,355 --> 00:25:29,882
But you haven't given us any reason
to even go back to the original agreement.
379
00:25:29,992 --> 00:25:32,688
All of the facts are on our side.
380
00:25:32,795 --> 00:25:35,286
But we may have
more plaintiffs on our side.
381
00:25:35,398 --> 00:25:37,559
With just a quick search
on your Web site...
382
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,568
we have found 10 men willing
to come forward who were defamed...
383
00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:42,968
with false statements of fact,
not opinion.
384
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,536
You never mentioned these men
in your previous negotiations.
385
00:25:48,644 --> 00:25:50,908
We were just focusing on our client.
386
00:25:51,013 --> 00:25:53,914
We were hoping you would be reasonable,
but you're not being reasonable.
387
00:25:54,016 --> 00:25:56,450
So we're expanding this case
to a class-action suit.
388
00:25:56,552 --> 00:25:58,577
As to the facts...
389
00:25:58,688 --> 00:26:02,055
Brett Doran does not still live
with his mother.
390
00:26:02,158 --> 00:26:07,892
Jack Bostick does not have
a one-inch johnson, even on a cold day.
391
00:26:07,997 --> 00:26:10,397
I could go on.
392
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:14,095
There are 300,000 more postings and
plenty of eager associates to review them.
393
00:26:22,111 --> 00:26:26,309
We'll give you a chance
to talk this over. Marlene?
394
00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:36,120
You posted these complaints
yourself, didn't you?
395
00:26:36,225 --> 00:26:38,921
I'd have to be an idiot to do that.
396
00:26:39,028 --> 00:26:41,929
So you had someone else do it for you.
A sister? A girlfriend?
397
00:26:42,031 --> 00:26:45,296
Denise, while you were out
on a date last night...
398
00:26:45,401 --> 00:26:48,302
I was here until 3:00 in the morning
hunting these guys down.
399
00:26:48,404 --> 00:26:52,272
All it took was some hard work and long hours,
but I was willing to do it.
400
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:55,469
We can go to court. The reward
is potentially bigger, but so are the risks.
401
00:26:55,578 --> 00:26:59,014
Or we can go back in there and get a bigger
settlement than you originally negotiated.
402
00:26:59,115 --> 00:27:00,878
Your call.
403
00:27:02,785 --> 00:27:06,380
I talk. You don't say anything.
404
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,552
So, had a chance
to talk things over?
405
00:27:13,663 --> 00:27:16,359
- As a matter of fact, we have.
- And?
406
00:27:16,465 --> 00:27:19,457
We don't like the way
you do business, Denise.
407
00:27:19,569 --> 00:27:22,037
And I don't like the way
Ms. Moran does business.
408
00:27:22,138 --> 00:27:25,539
Your company trades on the misery
and pettiness of others.
409
00:27:25,641 --> 00:27:28,576
Ms. Moran, there are two ways
to make money in a business like this.
410
00:27:28,678 --> 00:27:31,078
The first is the short-term cash
you make...
411
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:33,978
before someone like us comes in and
shuts you down with a major lawsuit.
412
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:37,348
The other is the real money that comes
when you grow your business large enough...
413
00:27:37,453 --> 00:27:40,354
that one of the big media companies
buys you out.
414
00:27:40,456 --> 00:27:43,084
But nobody's going to buy a company...
415
00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:46,457
with a potentially huge class-action
lawsuit hanging over its head.
416
00:27:46,562 --> 00:27:49,759
And that's why you were willing
to settle in the first place.
417
00:27:50,967 --> 00:27:53,868
$30,000, and this all goes away.
418
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,414
- Twenty thousand.
- Twenty-five.
419
00:28:06,515 --> 00:28:08,949
Done.
420
00:28:09,051 --> 00:28:11,519
Yeah.
421
00:28:13,956 --> 00:28:16,356
I'll draw up the paperwork.
422
00:28:27,703 --> 00:28:30,729
You like hot fudge sundaes?
423
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,138
Ah, who knows what you like.
You're a weirdo.
424
00:28:33,242 --> 00:28:36,643
But my point is,
people like hot fudge sundaes.
425
00:28:36,746 --> 00:28:40,147
Well, yesterday in court,
I gave them a hot fudge sundae.
426
00:28:40,249 --> 00:28:42,649
I was brilliant.
427
00:28:42,752 --> 00:28:48,486
But after you've had
a big, delicious hot fudge sundae...
428
00:28:48,591 --> 00:28:51,321
it's a while before
you want another one.
429
00:28:51,427 --> 00:28:53,486
- You with me so far?
- Let's say that I am.
430
00:28:53,596 --> 00:28:57,293
- Great. I want you to do the closing argument.
- I'm sorry?
431
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,460
I gave the jury a great, big
Denny Crane sundae...
432
00:29:00,569 --> 00:29:05,131
with chocolate sauce and nuts
and a cherry on the top.
433
00:29:05,241 --> 00:29:10,440
Now they're full. I can't stuff another one
down their throats so soon.
434
00:29:10,546 --> 00:29:13,572
Denny, how'd it really go
in court yesterday?
435
00:29:13,683 --> 00:29:15,651
Magnificent.
436
00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:20,085
That being said, if thejury heard
from someone that wasn't me...
437
00:29:20,189 --> 00:29:23,590
it might refocus them in a way
that would guarantee victory.
438
00:29:23,693 --> 00:29:25,627
Not that victory is in doubt.
439
00:29:25,728 --> 00:29:27,696
I see.
440
00:29:28,864 --> 00:29:31,992
Alan, I need to stay undefeated.
441
00:29:32,101 --> 00:29:34,626
I don't want to look like a fool
in front of-
442
00:29:36,605 --> 00:29:38,732
I need you to do this.
443
00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:43,979
Friend helping friend?
444
00:30:00,096 --> 00:30:03,463
This case is not about abortion.
445
00:30:03,566 --> 00:30:05,761
It isn't about freedom of speech.
446
00:30:05,868 --> 00:30:09,634
It isn't even about what foreign policy
the United States chooses to conduct.
447
00:30:09,739 --> 00:30:14,699
This case is about hypocrisy
and the arrogance of power.
448
00:30:14,810 --> 00:30:18,803
Now, under the laws of the United States,
abortion is legal.
449
00:30:18,914 --> 00:30:23,647
But we tell other countries
that if they want U. S. aid...
450
00:30:23,753 --> 00:30:28,087
they cannot perform,
encourage or even mention abortion.
451
00:30:28,190 --> 00:30:31,216
We look the world in the eye
and say...
452
00:30:31,327 --> 00:30:34,854
"Do as I say, not as I do. "
453
00:30:36,232 --> 00:30:38,598
It's the very essence of hypocrisy.
454
00:30:39,969 --> 00:30:43,166
So, the clinic
that Kavita Pokharel went to...
455
00:30:43,272 --> 00:30:46,366
had had its funding cut off
by a USAl D representative...
456
00:30:46,475 --> 00:30:48,602
who mistakenly believed...
457
00:30:48,711 --> 00:30:52,408
that a poster in the clinic
advocated abortion.
458
00:30:52,515 --> 00:30:55,848
Now, she had been to the clinic before
and everything had been fine.
459
00:30:55,951 --> 00:30:58,476
She had the reasonable expectation...
460
00:30:58,587 --> 00:31:01,613
that the clinic
would continue to function.
461
00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:03,624
How could she?
462
00:31:03,726 --> 00:31:07,218
How could anyone
be expected to know...
463
00:31:07,329 --> 00:31:09,229
that United States policy...
464
00:31:09,331 --> 00:31:11,799
is as changeable
as the political winds?
465
00:31:15,037 --> 00:31:16,937
A political hack...
466
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:21,999
made a brutal, thoughtless decision
that could not be appealed!
467
00:31:25,181 --> 00:31:27,206
And Ms. Pokharel's baby died.
468
00:31:28,751 --> 00:31:31,914
At a time when we're trying
to spread democracy...
469
00:31:32,021 --> 00:31:33,921
around the globe...
470
00:31:34,023 --> 00:31:37,083
let us show the world
that we are not hypocrites.
471
00:31:37,193 --> 00:31:40,253
Let us show the world that when
the government of the United States...
472
00:31:40,362 --> 00:31:42,830
makes a horrible, tragic mistake...
473
00:31:42,932 --> 00:31:46,129
the courts of the United States...
474
00:31:47,369 --> 00:31:49,963
will make that government pay for it.
475
00:32:15,664 --> 00:32:18,497
I'd like to begin with a cheer.
476
00:32:18,601 --> 00:32:22,935
We're number one!
We're number one! We're number-
477
00:32:23,038 --> 00:32:25,268
It's not much of a cheer.
478
00:32:25,374 --> 00:32:29,708
It's repetitive and rhythmically
uninteresting.
479
00:32:29,812 --> 00:32:33,441
But it does succinctly apply to our country
and has for quite some time.
480
00:32:33,549 --> 00:32:38,782
In fact, we've been number one so long that
the rest of the world has come to rely on us.
481
00:32:38,888 --> 00:32:44,053
And we don't let them down. We're the world's
largest donor of development assistance.
482
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:49,223
All in all, as a nation,
we donate over $55 billion a year...
483
00:32:49,331 --> 00:32:51,231
in foreign aid.
484
00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:56,361
Money, money, money, money, money, money.
Everything is about money.
485
00:32:57,673 --> 00:33:00,904
But we must never forget...
486
00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:04,309
that there is a terrible human tragedy...
487
00:33:04,413 --> 00:33:06,745
at the center of all this.
488
00:33:08,984 --> 00:33:10,884
Ms. Pokharel lost her child.
489
00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:15,718
The loss of any child's life
is an incalculable horror.
490
00:33:18,928 --> 00:33:21,863
It is for that reason
that I would ask you...
491
00:33:21,964 --> 00:33:26,424
to award the plaintiff
piles and piles of money.
492
00:33:26,535 --> 00:33:29,834
After all,
we have so much to give away.
493
00:33:29,939 --> 00:33:32,237
Why not?
494
00:33:33,642 --> 00:33:35,439
Piles and piles.
495
00:33:37,012 --> 00:33:39,173
Thank you.
496
00:33:41,217 --> 00:33:45,210
You know, come to think of it...
497
00:33:45,321 --> 00:33:48,154
maybe we don't have that much
to give away, do we?
498
00:33:48,257 --> 00:33:52,452
Our national debt
is now over eight trillion dollars.
499
00:33:54,797 --> 00:33:58,927
Eh, who cares?
Give 'em piles anyway. What the hell.
500
00:34:00,135 --> 00:34:03,195
Never mind that we have
37 million people...
501
00:34:03,305 --> 00:34:06,206
living below the poverty line
right here at home.
502
00:34:06,308 --> 00:34:11,302
What does it matter that our own literacy
rate doesn't even rank in the top 50 countries?
503
00:34:11,413 --> 00:34:13,779
Just keep shelling out the foreign aid.
504
00:34:13,882 --> 00:34:16,282
Has it really bothered anyone...
505
00:34:16,385 --> 00:34:19,081
that we don't have the resources
to help the Katrina victims?
506
00:34:19,188 --> 00:34:21,088
Of course not!
507
00:34:21,190 --> 00:34:25,058
What's really important is that
the United States continue to be...
508
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,287
that big A. T. M. machine to the world...
509
00:34:27,396 --> 00:34:30,763
doling out wads of cash
to every country who wants it.
510
00:34:30,866 --> 00:34:33,460
Money, money, money, money, money, money,
money. Never mind we don't have it.
511
00:34:33,569 --> 00:34:36,538
These other nations-
they're entitled, aren't they?
512
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,335
Even the ones who vilify us
for protecting their freedom.
513
00:34:39,441 --> 00:34:41,739
By the way,
listening to plaintiff's counsel...
514
00:34:41,844 --> 00:34:45,439
I couldn't help but concur
how horrible we Americans are.
515
00:34:45,547 --> 00:34:49,449
Okay, so we donate $55 billion a year
in foreign aid.
516
00:34:49,551 --> 00:34:52,577
But then we impose
certain conditions on those gifts!
517
00:34:52,688 --> 00:34:54,315
Imagine our awfulness.
518
00:34:54,423 --> 00:34:57,449
And here, my God,
we promise money to a clinic...
519
00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:00,494
so long as they promise
not to promote abortion.
520
00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:03,429
So they did. How dare we not give them
the money just the same?
521
00:35:03,532 --> 00:35:05,932
We should've given them that
and then some.
522
00:35:06,035 --> 00:35:07,969
We have a duty
to provide these handouts.
523
00:35:08,070 --> 00:35:10,538
We have an absolute duty...
524
00:35:10,639 --> 00:35:14,541
because we are
the United States of America.
525
00:35:14,643 --> 00:35:18,977
And these other nations, well, they're entitled,
whether they keep their promises or not.
526
00:35:49,878 --> 00:35:52,779
Our settlement check came in.
Twenty-five G's.
527
00:35:52,881 --> 00:35:55,782
- I'm just glad everything worked out.
- Me too.
528
00:35:55,884 --> 00:35:58,785
For all this Sturm und Drang,
we really did make a pretty good team.
529
00:35:58,887 --> 00:36:01,788
I'm so glad we're not like
those women in the workplace...
530
00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:04,723
who feel compelled to compete
with every pair of legs in a skirt.
531
00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:07,193
You are not gonna get very far
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt...
532
00:36:07,296 --> 00:36:09,890
pulling the kind of crap
you did with this case.
533
00:36:09,998 --> 00:36:13,434
Denise, the only crap I pulled was to
believe in this case and invest myself in it.
534
00:36:13,535 --> 00:36:15,400
That's why we more
than doubled our money.
535
00:36:15,504 --> 00:36:19,372
And I think that's why they hired me
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
536
00:36:19,475 --> 00:36:21,773
Why did they hire you?
537
00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:24,813
Anyway, see you later.
538
00:36:27,549 --> 00:36:29,881
Squid.
539
00:36:30,018 --> 00:36:32,543
Has the jury reached a verdict?
540
00:36:32,654 --> 00:36:35,179
- We have, Your Honor.
- How say you?
541
00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:38,919
In the matter of Kavita Pokharel
versus the United States...
542
00:36:39,027 --> 00:36:41,359
we find in favor of...
543
00:36:42,364 --> 00:36:44,298
the United States of America.
544
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,699
Thank you for your service. We're adjourned.
545
00:36:47,803 --> 00:36:50,135
Still undefeated.
546
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,605
I think my closing
made all the difference.
547
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,700
Denny, if I wrote it and delivered it,
how did it become your closing?
548
00:36:55,811 --> 00:36:59,247
My case. I'm the lead attorney.
And, of course, I'm-
549
00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:02,283
- Yes, you are.
- the United States of America.
550
00:37:02,384 --> 00:37:04,648
- Of course we'll appeal.
- Of course you'll lose.
551
00:37:06,422 --> 00:37:09,323
- Dinner, Denny?
- Delighted, Donny.
552
00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,865
Son, let me ask you something.
553
00:37:22,471 --> 00:37:26,703
These lost causes-why do you do it?
554
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:30,836
Well, I suppose the struggle
gives me comfort.
555
00:37:32,948 --> 00:37:35,849
Why do you do what you do?
556
00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:37,851
I don't actually remember.
557
00:37:40,422 --> 00:37:43,880
It may have something to do with
the massive amounts of money I make.
558
00:37:49,164 --> 00:37:51,132
My mom died.
559
00:37:53,302 --> 00:37:56,032
Uh, a few months ago.
560
00:37:56,138 --> 00:37:59,437
I was gonna tell you
the other night, but the-
561
00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:01,509
well...
562
00:38:02,878 --> 00:38:05,506
the hookers made it
a little uncomfortable.
563
00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:07,844
Mmm.
564
00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,521
I went looking for my real father.
565
00:38:15,057 --> 00:38:17,218
And?
566
00:38:17,326 --> 00:38:19,453
He lives in Maine.
567
00:38:19,561 --> 00:38:21,927
He works on a cranberry bog.
568
00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:24,828
Good man. Wears waders.
569
00:38:26,134 --> 00:38:27,999
Most days he's up to his knees...
570
00:38:28,103 --> 00:38:30,162
in water and little red fruits.
571
00:38:31,573 --> 00:38:33,473
Sounds like a very moist man.
572
00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:40,482
He's not you.
573
00:38:43,485 --> 00:38:47,546
Not the man I imagined growing up.
574
00:38:47,656 --> 00:38:52,753
Not the man I pictured in my mind
when I was studying at law school.
575
00:38:54,363 --> 00:38:56,331
So you're all alone.
576
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,230
Yepper.
577
00:39:03,539 --> 00:39:06,508
So...
578
00:39:06,608 --> 00:39:10,066
any interest in being
my fake father again?
579
00:39:12,447 --> 00:39:15,507
I never stopped being
your fake father, son.
580
00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:32,399
Good night, Mr. Crane.
581
00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:34,469
Good night, Miss Stanger.
582
00:39:42,878 --> 00:39:44,778
Your closing was very convincing.
583
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,780
Almost as if you believed it.
584
00:39:46,882 --> 00:39:48,782
I did.
585
00:39:48,884 --> 00:39:51,785
- You do love America?
- Of course I do.
586
00:39:51,887 --> 00:39:55,914
I didn't agree with the string our government
attached to the money in this case...
587
00:39:56,024 --> 00:39:58,822
but we have every right
to attach strings to the funds we give.
588
00:39:58,927 --> 00:40:00,895
That's my boy.
589
00:40:02,664 --> 00:40:05,929
I'm your friend, Denny,
but I'm not your boy.
590
00:40:06,034 --> 00:40:10,061
That's what troubles me- this notion that
we have to take sides in this country now.
591
00:40:10,172 --> 00:40:12,072
You're either with us or against us...
592
00:40:12,174 --> 00:40:15,735
Republican or Democrat,
red state or blue state.
593
00:40:15,844 --> 00:40:19,837
I can't believe
I live in a blue state. I mean-
594
00:40:19,948 --> 00:40:23,782
No one looks at an issue and struggles over
the right position to take anymore.
595
00:40:23,885 --> 00:40:26,786
And yet our ability to reason
is what makes us human.
596
00:40:26,888 --> 00:40:29,789
Lately we seem so willing
to forfeit that gift of reason...
597
00:40:29,891 --> 00:40:33,156
in exchange for the good feeling
of belonging to a group.
598
00:40:33,261 --> 00:40:36,788
We all just take the position
of our team.
599
00:40:36,898 --> 00:40:39,799
I've certainly done it
and hated myself for it.
600
00:40:39,901 --> 00:40:42,335
I've never heard you
make so much sense.
601
00:40:42,437 --> 00:40:46,806
I make sense all the time.
You just listen intermittently.
602
00:40:48,310 --> 00:40:50,278
Could be.
603
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:55,313
Ahh. I like that new girl.
604
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:57,317
Marlene.
605
00:40:57,419 --> 00:40:59,819
She's got an aggressive eye.
606
00:40:59,921 --> 00:41:02,890
Bet she's magnificent in bed.
607
00:41:02,991 --> 00:41:06,552
Oh, I bet she's at her best
with her back against the wall.
608
00:41:06,662 --> 00:41:08,289
Mmm.
609
00:41:11,633 --> 00:41:14,067
Oh, I can't wait till next week.
610
00:42:02,984 --> 00:42:04,679
You stinker!
51948
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