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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,220 - [Man] Go. 2 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:23,980 Go. 3 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,270 - Oh, um, hi. 4 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:30,770 Uh, my name is Mary O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea 5 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,150 and, uh-- 6 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:34,400 - [Man] Don't be nervous. 7 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,570 - Somewhere out there 8 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,370 is the island my friend Muffy owns. 9 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:40,370 It's spring break, 10 00:00:40,370 --> 00:00:43,450 and she's invited us there for the weekend. 11 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:46,580 We're waiting for the ferry 12 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,630 to take us there and, uh, 13 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,260 I don't know what else to say. 14 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:58,220 - [Man] Why don't you tell us something about yourself? 15 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:00,010 - Oh. 16 00:01:00,010 --> 00:01:00,930 All right. 17 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,060 Something about myself. 18 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,850 Um, I want to work with handicapped children, 19 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,270 and my parents are my best friends. 20 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,150 Oh, and I start convent school next semester. 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,620 And I fuck on the first date. 22 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,370 (all laughing) 23 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:22,490 April Fool's. 24 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:25,830 - [Man] Nikki, baby, you're outrageous. 25 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:27,460 Get out of here, you knucklehead. 26 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:29,380 All right. 27 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:30,170 Uh, Kit, 28 00:01:31,170 --> 00:01:32,420 how about you? 29 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:33,840 - I pass. 30 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,670 - [Man] Uh, Arch, Skip. 31 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:36,470 Where are you? 32 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:38,180 Come on. 33 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:39,970 - Uh, yeah. 34 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:41,680 - Yeah. 35 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,720 Sure, uh-huh. 36 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,020 I fuck on the first date. 37 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,560 (laughing) 38 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,390 We did, on the first date. 39 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:50,310 Didn't we, honey? 40 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,360 He's an animal. 41 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,360 - [Clara] Need any help down there? 42 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,280 - No, Clara. 43 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,740 Thanks. 44 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:05,290 I'm just doing some last minute straightening up down here. 45 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:07,370 I don't think I've worked so hard in my life. 46 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,630 - You're sure you don't want me to stay? 47 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,420 There's gonna be nobody around here to help 48 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,750 till the first ferry back, Monday, you know. 49 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,590 - No. 50 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,840 Clara, you're a peach. 51 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,970 This one's mine. 52 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:20,380 I told my father I'd do it 53 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:22,590 and I will, my way. 54 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,470 We don't want him to have any excuses. 55 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:26,930 - [Clara] All right, then. 56 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:28,310 Have a nice party. 57 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:30,980 - Nice? 58 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,730 It's going to be better than nice. 59 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,490 It's going to be bloody unforgettable. 60 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:39,450 - Good luck. 61 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:12,270 (light orchestral music) 62 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:14,650 (vocalizing) 63 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,300 (growling) (screaming) 64 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,510 (laughing) 65 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,450 - [Man] Here comes the ferry. 66 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:34,410 (boat horn blowing) 67 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:47,550 - Is this the ferry to the St. John house? 68 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:48,720 - Yeah, any second now. 69 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,260 - Oh, thank goodness! 70 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:52,760 I didn't know if I was on the right road or not. 71 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,890 - [Kit] Let me help you. 72 00:05:54,930 --> 00:05:56,350 Kit Graham. 73 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,180 - Nan Youngblood. 74 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:58,020 - Hi. 75 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,190 That's Nikki Brashears. 76 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:01,400 - Are you planning on staying a while? 77 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:06,940 - No, it's just some work for finals when we get back. 78 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,780 You don't know how far behind I am. 79 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:10,610 - Hi! 80 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:11,620 How's it going? 81 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:12,450 I got it. 82 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:13,530 Hi, Arch Cummings. 83 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:14,370 I've seen you around. 84 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:15,620 Jewett Hall, right? 85 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,370 - Chaz Vyshinsky. 86 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:19,040 You've got great legs. 87 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,460 - Chaz, Arch already has her bags. 88 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,300 - I only met Muffy this term. 89 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,380 In Drama Society. 90 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,970 I volunteered to do their costumes. 91 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:31,840 I like to sew. 92 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:35,010 Did you see her in "Ghosts"? 93 00:06:35,010 --> 00:06:35,850 - No. 94 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:37,520 - Oh, she was wonderful. 95 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,520 She's so talented. 96 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,640 - Yeah, she is. 97 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:47,940 (chuckling) 98 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:05,040 - Guy, your fly is open 99 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,050 and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out. 100 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,260 - Come on if you're coming! 101 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:17,180 - Excuse me, sir, but we're still waiting for someone. 102 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:18,970 - This is Friday, my last run of the week. 103 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,770 I don't get paid overtime. 104 00:07:20,770 --> 00:07:22,690 - But you have to wait because they said 105 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:23,770 this is the only way over 106 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,440 and if he misses this one, how is he-- 107 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,320 (car horn honking) 108 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,370 - Wait up! 109 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,670 - Go, go, go! 110 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:45,920 - Sorry, guys. 111 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,670 Nik, Chaz, hi. 112 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:48,800 Rob Ferris. 113 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,630 - Hi. 114 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:50,460 - Hi. 115 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:51,300 (yelling) 116 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,130 - Hi. 117 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:52,970 Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr. 118 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:53,930 But please, call me Hal. 119 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:56,550 Only my folks call me Harve and I just can't stand it. 120 00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:59,430 Sure is pretty here, isn't it? 121 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:03,890 - You're friends with Muffy St. John? 122 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:04,730 - Sure am. 123 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:06,560 We sit together in Econ 3.45. 124 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,650 I let her copy my marginal utility curves. 125 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:10,480 - Oh, I get it. 126 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,240 That's a joke. 127 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,070 - [Skip] Harve. 128 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:14,280 - Hal Springsteen! 129 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,450 Still the boss! 130 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:17,660 (laughing) 131 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:19,990 - Okay, let's go- 132 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:21,580 We don't have all day. 133 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:23,540 - [Hal] You all buddies? 134 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,920 - Except for Skip and Nan. 135 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,750 Them we just met. 136 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,210 - But we will be. 137 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,670 - Careful what you say to him, though. 138 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:31,250 He's Muffy's cousin. 139 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,380 - [Hal] Oh, no kidding! 140 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,170 - Distant. 141 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,050 Over the horizon. 142 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:36,970 Otherwise I wouldn't have been invited. 143 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,100 Old money never mixes family with friends. 144 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:44,430 - This is true, as long as I've known her. 145 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,600 - To protect her family, I guess. 146 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,850 - No, to keep her friends. 147 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,900 Choose your weapons, big guy. 148 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:52,780 - Hey, what's this? 149 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:54,990 - [Skip] You up for a game of Stretch? 150 00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:55,820 - Okay-. 151 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:57,490 - Skip, your fly's open. 152 00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:58,280 - [Skip] Eat it! 153 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:02,700 - Ah, Rob! 154 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,120 Your fly is open. 155 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,080 Okay, don't believe me. 156 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,420 - Oh, nice. 157 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,130 (engine revving) 158 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:15,920 - We're off. 159 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:22,850 - Bye. 160 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,310 (laughing) 161 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:30,860 - [Skip] First round, the Champ! 162 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:05,810 - You know what I find amazing? 163 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:06,850 Muffy's her real name. 164 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:09,100 I mean, my name's Harvey, but they call me Hal. 165 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,900 So I figure Muffy must stand for something. 166 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,110 Muffin? 167 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:17,400 - Muff-child, Moffo the Muffster, Muffin' Stuff-- 168 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,530 - Muff dive. 169 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,820 (chuckling) 170 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:28,580 (coughing) 171 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,250 - Hi, what are you reading? 172 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,670 - Milton's "Paradise Lost". 173 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,500 For Professor Russo's course on English Epic. 174 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,590 - Mmm. 175 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,380 - You know, it's a shame. 176 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,880 It's a dying form. 177 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,430 - Dying. 178 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:44,550 - Not too many people read it nowadays, even in college. 179 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:46,680 - Really? 180 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:50,810 - What about you? 181 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:51,650 - Oh, er, 182 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:55,190 "Treasure Island: The History of Pornography in America". 183 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,690 - I'm a state university boy. 184 00:10:58,690 --> 00:10:59,900 I don't have the perks 185 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,740 Like some of you private college kids. 186 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:01,570 - No, no, no. 187 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:02,860 Don't give me that. 188 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,200 - First of all, I'm hoping to interview 189 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,370 with her daddy's company, Southern Regional Sales, 190 00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:08,200 next year before graduation. 191 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,830 You know, he's worth more than 50 million over the counter. 192 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,380 But I don't think that's why she invited me, do you? 193 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,380 - I mean, my God, we're not going to be 194 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:21,930 sheltered little college kids our whole life. 195 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:22,760 Wake up! 196 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,010 Smell the bacon, Nan! 197 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,350 It's research I can do all on my own. 198 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:36,900 And this is the best part, I never get tired of it. 199 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,740 You want to take a look? 200 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,570 (sniffing) 201 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,460 - Bruce's car was in the shop. 202 00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:58,340 - That's not my point. 203 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,220 - Oh, my God. 204 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:10,060 (mysterious orchestral music) 205 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:13,060 We're going to spend a weekend there? 206 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,400 - [Skip] What are you a fucking wimp? 207 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,440 - I'm really not that interested anymore. 208 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,360 - Come on, man! 209 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,400 Just one more. 210 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,240 Double or nothing. 211 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,240 - Enough's enough. 212 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,080 - What? 213 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,080 Are you scared? 214 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,620 - Hey, I said give it a rest. 215 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,040 - Oh, fuck! 216 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,330 (screaming) 217 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,210 - I'll get him! 218 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,250 I'll get him! 219 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,760 (water splashing) 220 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,970 - [Arch] Where is he? 221 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,470 - All right! 222 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,850 What you're looking for? 223 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:56,890 (laughing) 224 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:57,690 - We got them! 225 00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,520 We got them! 226 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,070 Did we nail them? 227 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,070 - Ha ha ha. 228 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:02,900 April Fool's. 229 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,860 Very funny. 230 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,240 What the hell is wrong with you guys? 231 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,490 Somebody could have gotten very hurt out there. 232 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,530 - At least we don't go in for this shoe-lace-is-untied crap. 233 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,620 You know that. 234 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,500 (laughing) 235 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,330 - That was great! 236 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,120 Shit! 237 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,590 - Okay, Buck, come on out of there. 238 00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,750 Come on, I'm gonna need some help up here. 239 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,590 - Why? 240 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:25,670 I'll just do it from here. 241 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,510 Throw me a line. 242 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:28,640 - [Kit] This one? 243 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,470 - That's the one. 244 00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:30,930 That'll work. 245 00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:31,720 Thank you. 246 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,600 - Some hero you were. 247 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,180 - Look, I took off my jacket and shoes. 248 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,350 What the fuck do you want from me? 249 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,480 There were three guys in the water. 250 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,520 At least I'm not all wet. 251 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,770 - Chaz, I'm only kidding. 252 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,280 - Nikki, can we borrow your towel? 253 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,110 - [Nikki] Yeah. 254 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:48,820 (ominous orchestral music) 255 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:53,200 - Hey, you guys have got to admit, it was a hell of a trick. 256 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,040 - I loved it. 257 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,250 (laughing) 258 00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:18,600 - Buck! 259 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,690 Look out! 260 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,980 (screaming) 261 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,610 (wood crunching) 262 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,830 (screaming) 263 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,700 Shit. 264 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,000 (screaming) 265 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,130 - [Chaz] Calm him down! 266 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,250 Calm him down! 267 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:49,550 You've got to get him to a doctor. 268 00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:50,380 - Cal! 269 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,970 (screaming) 270 00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:53,800 - Cal! 271 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,140 - Get in the boat! 272 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,680 (all shouting) 273 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,690 - [Buck] They did it! 274 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:08,070 They did it! 275 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:10,360 (screaming) 276 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,410 - What's going on? 277 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:18,660 Sam, what happened? 278 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:21,790 - Tricks. 279 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:22,830 Pranks. 280 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,080 Ask your friends. 281 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,670 Is your dad around? 282 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:26,840 - No, he's in Sutton Place. 283 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,670 Why? 284 00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:29,420 - You haven't heard from him or anyone else? 285 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,220 - No. 286 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,050 - Look, I'm gonna have to borrow 287 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,550 your boat to get back to shore. 288 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,060 - We keep all the keys on board in the kitchen, 289 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,770 but I think there's an extra one under the cushion there. 290 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:48,070 - Look, you people, stay put, all of you. 291 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,070 If anything else happens, 292 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,650 or if anything happens to Buck, 293 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,530 I want to know just where to find you. 294 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,250 - Skip, it's not your fault. 295 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,120 It was an accident. 296 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,000 You didn't know. 297 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,540 - Sure. 298 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,550 Did you see his face? 299 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:14,760 Muffy. 300 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,970 Nothing bad ever happens to her. 301 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,020 - There's an awful lot to be done with this place. 302 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,150 - You sound as if you own it. 303 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,690 - I will, if all goes well. 304 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:36,190 Next month when I turn 21, it's my first stage inheritance. 305 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,660 - First stage? 306 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,280 What's your second? 307 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,120 - Texas. 308 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,500 You may be talking to your future boss, Harve. 309 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,170 (gasping) 310 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,330 - Nikki, burn my bags, baby! 311 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,920 I am home! 312 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,670 Oh, yeah! 313 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,720 I could get really used to this. 314 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,180 - We used to spend all our summers here 315 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,220 before my mother died. 316 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,100 It's a very special place to me. 317 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,100 - [Kit] It's like a dream. 318 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,560 - [Muffy] On a clear day, you can see the Kennedys. 319 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,430 - Wow! 320 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,940 You guys, look at this! 321 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,440 (humming) 322 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,530 Oh, Muffers, our very own place settings! 323 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,740 With our very own place cards 324 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,410 and here's our own little dolly! 325 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,500 - It's just like an Agatha Christie. 326 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,250 - [Arch] And sparks! 327 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,080 - Sporks? 328 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,460 - And napkins with bunnies on them. 329 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,300 Gee, Muffy, you really spared no expense. 330 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,840 - How do you think Daddy made his money? 331 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,920 - The old fashioned way. 332 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,590 He inherited it. 333 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,720 - I used to have all her outfits. 334 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,850 - Hold it! 335 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,300 Don't anybody move! 336 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,770 But before this night is over, somebody in this room 337 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:48,270 (laughing manically) 338 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,230 will pull his wang. 339 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,150 - "My first experience was, A, painful and degrading, 340 00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:00,910 "B, not so hot, but I really cared about him, 341 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:03,410 “C, I was ready to try again 342 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:06,700 "or D, wildly exciting. 343 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,710 "I had an orgasm.“ 344 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,920 - A and part of B. 345 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,590 - A and B, "Painful and degrading, not so hot, 346 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,430 "but I really cared about him." 347 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,180 That's so sweet. 348 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,720 - I'll take B. 349 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,930 - [Nikki] "Not so hot, but I really cared about him." 350 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:28,940 Was it Rob? 351 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:33,060 - Oh, no, it wasn't Rob. 352 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,440 What about you, Nikki? 353 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,780 - A and D, "Painful and degrading. 354 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,740 "Wildly exciting. 355 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,450 "I had an orgasm.“ 356 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,660 (laughing) 357 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,240 Anyway, “The one thing I haven't tried yet 358 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,790 "but am intensely curious about is," 359 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,630 "A, oral sex," 360 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:56,090 "B, anal entry," 361 00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,380 "C, S&M, 362 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,800 "D, group sex," 363 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,340 "E, lesbian sex," 364 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,010 "or F, all of the above." 365 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,140 - What was C? 366 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:12,020 - Hi, my name is Mary O'Toole O'Reilly O'Shea. 367 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:17,110 I want to go to convent school, and things like that. 368 00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:18,110 Welcome. 369 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,940 Welcome to my home 370 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:23,280 and "Lifestyles of the Rich and Undeserving". 371 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,200 My name's Arch Cummings and I'm on a mission here, 372 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,700 I'm on a mission to bed as many women as humanly possible. 373 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,330 Nan's out, to be honest. 374 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:38,460 She likes the theater, you know what I'm saying. 375 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,550 Yeah, she's out of those first round draft choices, 376 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,630 if you know what I mean. 377 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,350 (mysterious orchestral music) 378 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,250 - A poor boy can say, fuck you, Dad. 379 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,800 I'm my own person. 380 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,880 What's his father going to do? 381 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,170 Kick him out of the house? 382 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:07,550 Disinherit him? 383 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,260 His life won't change much. 384 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,440 He's got nothing to lose. 385 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,940 - His father's love. 386 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,360 (chuckling) 387 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,780 - That was lost a long, long time ago. 388 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:33,490 - [Nan] Skip, blaming yourself won't make Buck any better. 389 00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:37,000 - Hi. 390 00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:42,590 - Ta-da. 391 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,380 - Boy, Muffy, you sure know how 392 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:47,170 to make a guy look forward to dessert. 393 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,590 - Please God, let it be ding dongs. 394 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:52,970 - St. John hospitality, taken to the extreme. 395 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,600 - [Arch] Well, I think it's real friendly. 396 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,100 Makes me feel right at home. 397 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,850 - [Nikki] How are we going to feel after these beans? 398 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,310 (Whoopee Cushion farting) 399 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:05,940 (Whoopee Cushion farting) 400 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,200 - You guys! 401 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,070 (all laughing) 402 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,530 - Nan, do you want some beans? 403 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,740 (laughing) 404 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:25,300 (howling) 405 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,320 (water splashing) 406 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,780 - [Chaz] I wonder how Buck's doing. 407 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,490 - You think we should call or something? 408 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:52,200 - I'll call later. 409 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,030 - I'm sure he's getting 410 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,910 the best medical care available, right? 411 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,750 - Guys, let's change the subject. 412 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,870 - Well, 413 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,250 Harve's got his job interview all figured out. 414 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,130 What about the rest of us? 415 00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,590 Does anyone know what they're gonna be 416 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:09,970 doing after graduation? 417 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,430 (all laughing) 418 00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:21,270 - Good choice, Arch. 419 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,190 - This is incredible. 420 00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:25,690 Here we are, privileged, independent, 421 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:28,190 the hope for the future right at this table. 422 00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:30,190 Not one of us knows what we're gonna do 423 00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:31,950 with the rest of our lives. 424 00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:32,780 - Rob knows. 425 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,570 - Kit, come on. 426 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,330 - Rob is going to medical school. 427 00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:37,160 - No shit. 428 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,830 You got early acceptance? 429 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,750 - We can talk about this at some other time. 430 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:41,580 - Why? 431 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,080 You've already had the meeting with your counselor, right? 432 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,790 - Kit, I don't think he wants to talk about it 433 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,710 in front of everybody. 434 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:48,130 - [Rob] No, no, I don't mind. 435 00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,670 - [Kit] Hey, we're all friends here, right? 436 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,470 - Sort of. 437 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,930 - He said to forget it. 438 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,760 He said that my grades might be okay, 439 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:03,270 but basically I possess an essential lack of seriousness. 440 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:06,480 And that's what they look for. 441 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,320 - Him too. 442 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,030 That's what my guy said. 443 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,530 I said you've got to be kidding. 444 00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:12,860 How can anyone be serious about anything 445 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,070 when some moron can steal a bomb 446 00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:15,910 Or push a button 447 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:18,030 and nuke us all until our shadows glow? 448 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,700 He wasn't impressed with that. 449 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,790 (laughing) 450 00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:24,000 - Oh, what's this? 451 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,170 Dom Perignon sparkling rosé? 452 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,500 - Smells like Ripple. 453 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,590 - [Nikki] Outdone yourself again, St John. 454 00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:33,010 - Can I make a toast? 455 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,050 Well, 456 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,220 someone once said to me 457 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:44,350 to cherish the friends you make in college. 458 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:47,400 - [Arch] I try to cherish all the friends I make. 459 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,230 - Stop it! 460 00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,400 - Because, because they'll be the friends 461 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,570 you cherish most for the rest of your life. 462 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:59,070 So, well, here's to us. 463 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,500 And here's to my life, because I'm very glad to be here 464 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,210 and to be a part of all of you. 465 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:09,080 - Muffy, anything you want to add to that? 466 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,590 - Why me? 467 00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,510 - [Nan] Because you're the hostess. 468 00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:18,140 (all laughing) 469 00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:23,640 - Okay. 470 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,900 In his "Life of Johnson", James Boswell said, 471 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:32,400 "We cannot predict the precise moment 472 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,780 "when friendships are formed. 473 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,780 "As in filling a vessel drop by drop, 474 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:41,740 "there is at last one which makes it run over 475 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:42,870 (snoring) 476 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,910 "so in a series, 477 00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:48,540 "so in a series of kindnesses, 478 00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:53,880 "There is at last one which makes the heart run over." 479 00:25:56,380 --> 00:26:00,880 So, with this toast, may our hearts run over 480 00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,350 and our friendships be formed. 481 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,560 - All right. 482 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,350 - [All] Cheers! 483 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:07,480 - [Arch] Going down! 484 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,600 - Okay. 485 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,440 - Mmmm. 486 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,400 All over myself! 487 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,690 (all laughing) 488 00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:14,320 - Muffy! 489 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,530 (laughing) 490 00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:18,530 - April Fool! 491 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,090 - Wow! 492 00:26:39,090 --> 00:26:41,180 Is this the bridal suite? 493 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:42,220 - You like it? 494 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:44,180 I thought you needed the room. 495 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:45,390 - I'll find a use for it. 496 00:26:48,810 --> 00:26:49,600 Muffy? 497 00:26:51,730 --> 00:26:55,270 I know you and Arch had something going before I met him. 498 00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:58,360 - Arch is sweet, but he only has two expressions, 499 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,150 collar up and collar down. 500 00:27:00,150 --> 00:27:01,990 - Yeah, I found that out. 501 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,330 I guess what I'm trying to say now is, 502 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,000 you always seem to get there first, 503 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,330 but this time, Chaz is mine, okay? 504 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,580 - What about Hal? 505 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:15,210 - Harvey? 506 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:17,250 Mr Junior Achievement? 507 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,340 Oh, please! 508 00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:20,880 Yuck! 509 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,680 - Don't try to tell me you hadn't thought 510 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,810 of me in that way, Muffy. 511 00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:29,520 Why, I felt a spark between us 512 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,270 the first time we laid eyes on each other 513 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,900 in Econ 3.45. 514 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,110 Why, just think of it, Muffy. 515 00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:44,740 With my, my talent 516 00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:45,530 and your 517 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,950 money. 518 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,500 No. 519 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,840 - All right. 520 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,550 We're going to have some privacy. 521 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,760 (clearing throat) 522 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,970 You've got to be kidding. 523 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:12,470 - Unless Muffy knows something about us we don't. 524 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:14,810 - Hold me, big fella! 525 00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:15,650 Hold me! 526 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:16,730 - Just holster it, cowboy! 527 00:28:18,150 --> 00:28:20,110 - Let's play Hide the Sausage. 528 00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:22,030 (laughing) 529 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:24,570 - Pick it up! 530 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,200 - [Arch] Hold me like a man can hold another man! 531 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,120 - Why, just think of it, Muffers. 532 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,040 With my raw, driving talent 533 00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:39,960 and Your! 534 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:44,720 your-- 535 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:49,260 (ominous synth music) 536 00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:07,660 (door clicking) 537 00:29:19,630 --> 00:29:20,420 - Wrong room. 538 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,470 (banging) 539 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,880 - [Hal] Shit. 540 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,050 (spitting) 541 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,770 (gasping) 542 00:30:10,550 --> 00:30:11,680 - Oh, come on! 543 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:38,040 (water running) 544 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,460 (baby crying) 545 00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:36,510 (ominous synth music) 546 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,170 - Rob 547 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:10,800 Are you still angry with me? 548 00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:13,930 About dinner? 549 00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:16,260 - No. 550 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,180 I'm sorry. 551 00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:20,020 I'm not angry at you. 552 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,430 I'm just, 553 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:22,520 just angry. 554 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:02,470 (laughing) 555 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,820 Ow, Jesus! 556 00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:17,030 (laughing) 557 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,710 Very funny. 558 00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:29,920 (laughing) 559 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,430 (laughing) 560 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,410 (yelling) (gasping) 561 00:33:58,410 --> 00:33:59,200 - Muffy! 562 00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:01,160 - Arch! 563 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,790 - Hi, Muff! 564 00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:05,580 Hi. 565 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,250 - Do you know what time it is, love? 566 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,090 - Mm-hmm. 567 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,380 (squealing) 568 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,880 - Goodnight. 569 00:34:21,850 --> 00:34:23,970 (signing) 570 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:34,860 (laughing) 571 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:29,750 - Real funny, you guys! 572 00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:33,790 Better ride than you could give me. 573 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,530 (chuckling) 574 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:52,580 (mysterious orchestral music) 575 00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:55,170 - Hello? 576 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,680 Shit. 577 00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:14,060 (clattering) 578 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,020 Who's there? 579 00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:22,860 (cat meowing) 580 00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:24,490 Fuck! 581 00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:25,530 Jesus Christ! 582 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:27,570 Fucking cat! 583 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:30,910 Oh, God. 584 00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:39,250 (intense orchestral music) 585 00:38:05,610 --> 00:38:07,820 (grunting) 586 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,450 (grunting) 587 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:21,540 - Morning. 588 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,050 - A nightmare about Buck and I don't know-- 589 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,470 - [Rob] Good morning. 590 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:38,980 - I was just hungry. 591 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:39,890 I must look a mess. 592 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,070 (gasping) 593 00:38:44,070 --> 00:38:45,070 - Morning, Muff. 594 00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,490 - [Muffy] I forgot to get dressed. 595 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:53,490 - So who made her night? 596 00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:54,490 (laughing) 597 00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:55,700 - I don't know. 598 00:38:57,790 --> 00:38:58,870 - Where's Skip? 599 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,250 - That depends what he's on. 600 00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:03,460 - You guys have got to be kidding. 601 00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:04,290 Have fun. 602 00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:05,920 - Hey, Nan, what about it? 603 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,210 Come on. 604 00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:08,260 - No, thanks. 605 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,510 Besides, I thought I'd wait to see what Muffy wanted to do. 606 00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:18,220 - Chaz. 607 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:19,770 (laughing) 608 00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:22,230 (all shouting) 609 00:39:22,230 --> 00:39:23,190 Wedgie. 610 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:24,610 (laughing) 611 00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:25,820 - Oh, oh, oh. 612 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:27,150 - Chaz comes down. 613 00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,860 He comes down with it. 614 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:32,030 - That's my bad knee! 615 00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:38,700 - I've got Nikki, I've got Nikki, you get the ball. 616 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,620 I'm covering Nikki. 617 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:44,330 I've got her. 618 00:39:44,330 --> 00:39:45,290 She's covered. 619 00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:46,460 - [Chaz] Harvey, Harvey! 620 00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:49,050 Good one, Harve! 621 00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:50,510 Good one! 622 00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:52,720 (grunting) 623 00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:22,580 (signing) 624 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,960 - Hey, Rob, what's wrong? 625 00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:31,590 - I'm just thinking 626 00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:35,470 about that meeting I had with my adviser. 627 00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:40,010 I feel like I'm going nowhere. 628 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,140 - [Kit] He only said you weren't serious enough. 629 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:48,150 - Kit, maybe it's crazy you investing so much energy in me. 630 00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:54,240 Oh yeah, sure, you feel this way about me now. 631 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,200 What about a year from now, when I'm a TV repairman 632 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,070 and all those other guys are-- 633 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,700 - Rob, you're right. 634 00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:02,410 - I know. 635 00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:03,250 I told you. 636 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,040 I'm right. 637 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,620 - You're right. 638 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,460 - I know. 639 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,290 I'm right. 640 00:41:08,290 --> 00:41:09,670 - I said I'm right. 641 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,880 - There's no question. 642 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,760 - [Rob] I'm right. 643 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,840 - [Kit] You're a jerk. 644 00:41:17,050 --> 00:41:18,340 - [Rob] Oh, God! 645 00:41:19,350 --> 00:41:20,140 I am. 646 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,120 - Come here, baby. 647 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:47,330 (gasping) 648 00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:15,570 (ominous orchestral music) 649 00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:17,860 (screaming) 650 00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:24,620 - Skip, you son-of-a-bitch! 651 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,330 Skip! 652 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:28,120 Skip! 653 00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:33,090 - Respectable young Quaker couple 654 00:42:33,090 --> 00:42:35,880 returning from a quiet afternoon of non-violent sex. 655 00:42:37,050 --> 00:42:37,880 - So how was it? 656 00:42:39,010 --> 00:42:40,180 - Where's Skip? 657 00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,180 Anybody seen him? 658 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,260 - [Nikki] Who wants to know? 659 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,770 - God damn it, can't you just give me a straight answer! 660 00:42:45,770 --> 00:42:47,140 - We just saw him down at the boat house, 661 00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:48,770 he was drifting by in a boat. 662 00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:50,650 He wasn't moving. 663 00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:52,440 He looked dead, unless he was joking. 664 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,270 - [Chaz] Well, if it was Skip-- 665 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,900 - I saw his face, Chaz. 666 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:57,610 - Look, has anybody seen him since last night? 667 00:43:02,950 --> 00:43:04,030 Jesus Christ! 668 00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:06,240 - [Arch] Well we'll look for him. 669 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,080 I'll go with you. 670 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:07,910 Come on. 671 00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:09,870 - [Chaz] I'm coming, too. 672 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,380 - What's happening? 673 00:43:15,090 --> 00:43:15,960 Is something wrong? 674 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:18,880 - Skip! 675 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,590 Hey, asshole! 676 00:43:21,590 --> 00:43:22,550 - Hey, Skip! 677 00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:23,340 - Wait a minute. 678 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,470 Look at this. 679 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,560 Skip's knife. 680 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,230 - Think it was that guy on the ferry? 681 00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:37,360 - I don't know. 682 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,740 I don't know what to think. 683 00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:41,570 - I say we go looking for them. 684 00:43:41,570 --> 00:43:42,530 Him or Skip, one of them's 685 00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:43,660 got to be around here somewhere. 686 00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:44,950 - You mean split up? 687 00:43:44,950 --> 00:43:45,780 - Yeah. 688 00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:46,620 - That's not-- 689 00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,740 - No sucker's taking me yet. 690 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,070 - I know why you're avoiding me. 691 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,860 This is your idea of a joke. 692 00:44:25,070 --> 00:44:27,280 That's why you invited me here, isn't it? 693 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,080 Isn't it? 694 00:44:28,990 --> 00:44:29,830 How did you find out? 695 00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:31,040 From one of his preppy friends? 696 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,460 - I don't know what you're talking about. 697 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:38,670 - You mean the tape just got there? 698 00:44:38,670 --> 00:44:39,750 Just appeared? 699 00:44:41,170 --> 00:44:43,380 You know, I thought you wanted to be friends. 700 00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:02,610 - Skip! 701 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:16,620 (suspenseful orchestral music) 702 00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:19,500 Skip? 703 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,780 (branch cracking) 704 00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:45,450 Skip? 705 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,490 (rustling) 706 00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:10,760 (screaming) (suspenseful orchestral music) 707 00:46:26,110 --> 00:46:28,240 (gasping) 708 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,450 - Any sign of Skip? 709 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,200 - No luck here. 710 00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:19,160 - Where's Arch? 711 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,370 - [Chaz] He was with you. 712 00:47:21,290 --> 00:47:22,080 - Shit! 713 00:47:23,130 --> 00:47:24,000 That's it! 714 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,960 - I don't like this. 715 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,920 I definitely don't think I like this. 716 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,010 - It's time to call the police. 717 00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:30,840 - 8248. 718 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,680 Constable Potter has an office at his home. 719 00:47:35,010 --> 00:47:36,140 Who wants tea? 720 00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:40,680 It'll relax our nerves. 721 00:47:43,190 --> 00:47:45,150 - [Chaz] Is she kidding? 722 00:48:39,830 --> 00:48:40,830 - I didn't know what kind anybody 723 00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:43,160 would like so I brought them all. 724 00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:45,630 - Here, let me help you. 725 00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:46,790 I'll get some water. 726 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,590 - Has he reached the constable? 727 00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:56,260 - We haven't be able to get through to the mainland yet. 728 00:49:00,390 --> 00:49:02,600 - Oh, the main. 729 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,890 It's probably broken. 730 00:49:04,810 --> 00:49:06,310 - There's no water? 731 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:07,150 - What's happening? 732 00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:08,310 - [Kit] There's no water! 733 00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:09,900 - What? 734 00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,190 - It happens sometimes. 735 00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:14,900 But there's still the well. 736 00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,030 - [Nikki] Jesus, I'll go. 737 00:49:16,030 --> 00:49:18,070 Just point me in the right direction. 738 00:49:18,070 --> 00:49:19,530 - Not without me. 739 00:49:24,370 --> 00:49:28,870 - I'm not worried about those two. 740 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,130 Skip and Art. 741 00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:35,720 They're probably playing some kind of stupid trick. 742 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,470 - Yeah. 743 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,430 Probably. 744 00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:51,150 - Is that it? 745 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,570 When she said well, she really meant well. 746 00:49:56,570 --> 00:49:57,410 Who dug this thing? 747 00:49:57,410 --> 00:49:58,200 Pocahontas? 748 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,530 - Here, let me do that. 749 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,660 I've probably had more experience than you. 750 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,290 - You mean back home on the farm? 751 00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:13,000 - I know you think I'm a hick, 752 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,710 but I'd like to change your mind about that 753 00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:16,550 if you'd give me a chance. 754 00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:17,680 - [Nikki] Why? 755 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,060 - Because I would really like to plow your field. 756 00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:28,020 - Draw me some water. 757 00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,280 - Oh, crap! 758 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,400 - What happened? 759 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,240 - [Hal] I lost the bucket. 760 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,280 - Harve. 761 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,820 - Hal! 762 00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:42,740 The rope was rotten. 763 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,990 Any fool could have seen that. 764 00:50:44,990 --> 00:50:45,910 - You didn't. 765 00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:47,080 - Would you shine the light down there. 766 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,290 So I can get a fix on it. 767 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,710 - Oh. 768 00:50:53,090 --> 00:50:54,500 - [Hal] Nice going. 769 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,590 - Okay, so I spazzed out. 770 00:50:55,590 --> 00:50:56,840 Now we're even. 771 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,670 (signing) 772 00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:58,470 - What do we do now? 773 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,430 - Look, there are little rungs leading down the side. 774 00:51:06,470 --> 00:51:07,270 - So? 775 00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:09,810 - So you better get a move on. 776 00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:11,100 - Are you crazy? 777 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:12,560 - I don't exactly relish the idea 778 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,730 of spending the entire rest of the weekend without water. 779 00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:16,690 - Well, I'm not going down there. 780 00:51:18,110 --> 00:51:18,950 - Okay, fine. 781 00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:21,530 - Whoa, wait a minute! 782 00:51:21,530 --> 00:51:22,700 What are you doing? 783 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:24,280 - [Nikki] What does it look like I'm doing? 784 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,200 - I don't think you ought to do this. 785 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:26,990 Nikki. 786 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,160 - Harvey, I'm a big girl now. 787 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,790 I think I can handle a few spiders and frogs. 788 00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:36,670 - [Hal] Just be careful down there, all right. 789 00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:38,300 Watch what you're doing. 790 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:39,510 - [Nikki] Oh, watch what I'm doing? 791 00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:40,760 That's a hot one! 792 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,220 I can barely see a thing. 793 00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:48,220 - Well just, just watch out anyway, okay? 794 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:49,430 Just be careful. 795 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,390 (gasping) 796 00:51:51,390 --> 00:51:54,020 Nikki! 797 00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:55,480 Nikki! 798 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,320 Nikki! 799 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,110 Hey, answer me! 800 00:51:58,150 --> 00:51:59,820 - I'm fine, I'm fine. 801 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,780 (screaming) 802 00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:06,830 - Nikki! 803 00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:07,620 Nikki! 804 00:52:11,290 --> 00:52:13,290 (ominous orchestral music) 805 00:52:13,290 --> 00:52:14,130 (screaming) 806 00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:14,920 Answer me! 807 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,210 Nikki! 808 00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:20,090 (screaming) 809 00:52:20,090 --> 00:52:20,880 Help! 810 00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:22,970 Nikki! 811 00:52:22,970 --> 00:52:24,050 Nikki! 812 00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:24,840 Answer me! 813 00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:28,350 Help! 814 00:52:28,350 --> 00:52:29,520 Rob, Kit! 815 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,140 Help! 816 00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:33,560 Nikki, damn it, answer me! 817 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,350 Nikki! 818 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,230 Nikki! 819 00:52:38,230 --> 00:52:39,020 Shit! 820 00:52:43,570 --> 00:52:45,860 (screaming) 821 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,080 - [Nikki] Oh, my God! 822 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,370 (screaming) 823 00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:54,750 - [Hal] Come on! 824 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:01,380 Come on, reach! 825 00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:02,760 Damn it, come on! 826 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:08,510 (screaming) 827 00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:10,810 (screaming) 828 00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:18,190 - It's okay now. 829 00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:21,530 With the others, they were outside, 830 00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:25,150 but see, we're inside, so we're safe now. 831 00:53:25,150 --> 00:53:25,990 - [Nikki] It's all because of 832 00:53:25,990 --> 00:53:28,240 what happened on the ferry, isn't it? 833 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:29,080 - It was an accident. 834 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,450 Christ, don't they know that? 835 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:35,500 - Muffy, where do you keep your guns? 836 00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:37,420 - Guns? 837 00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:40,920 We don't keep guns in this house. 838 00:53:45,630 --> 00:53:46,470 Here. 839 00:53:46,470 --> 00:53:48,140 - God, not the water! 840 00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:48,970 - It's all right. 841 00:53:48,970 --> 00:53:49,930 It's Perrier. 842 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,560 - Here. 843 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,810 (phone ringing) 844 00:53:55,810 --> 00:53:57,690 - Hello. 845 00:53:57,690 --> 00:54:01,190 Constable Potter, listen man, you've got to help us. 846 00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:02,690 Arch, Skip and Nan-- 847 00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:03,530 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 848 00:54:03,530 --> 00:54:04,690 What are you talking about? 849 00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:08,570 That ain't possible. 850 00:54:10,030 --> 00:54:10,870 I'm telling you, 851 00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:12,990 I'm at the hospital right now visiting Buck. 852 00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:23,840 (ominous orchestral music) 853 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,880 - With Muffy? 854 00:54:31,550 --> 00:54:33,180 What are you saying? 855 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:36,430 Yeah, all right, all right, all right. 856 00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:38,690 Just please, please get here, okay? 857 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:44,650 He's on his way. 858 00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:49,030 He wants us to wait here and stay together. 859 00:54:49,030 --> 00:54:50,320 - What about the ferryman? 860 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,120 - [Rob] Wasn't him. 861 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,530 They've been together all day. 862 00:54:53,530 --> 00:54:54,490 - What? 863 00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:55,830 - [Kit] I don't understand. 864 00:54:57,870 --> 00:54:58,660 - I don't either. 865 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,540 He's gonna send up a flare as soon as he's nearing the dock. 866 00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:06,000 Then we go down as a group to meet him there. 867 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,550 In the meantime, we just wait here. 868 00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:15,200 (light orchestral music) 869 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,250 - It's my father's study. 870 00:56:25,790 --> 00:56:30,290 - I just came in to make sure that everything was secure. 871 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,720 I had to lock those windows. 872 00:56:33,970 --> 00:56:34,760 - Good idea. 873 00:56:36,350 --> 00:56:39,470 Sometimes, with the tides, 874 00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:40,850 it could take somebody all night 875 00:56:40,850 --> 00:56:43,520 to get here from the mainland. 876 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:47,230 And even then, sometimes, they don't make it. 877 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,030 (mysterious orchestral music) 878 00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:58,950 - Yeah. 879 00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:32,030 - [Rob] What is taking him so long? 880 00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:35,450 - Maybe it's the tides. 881 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:37,570 - Wait a minute. 882 00:57:37,570 --> 00:57:40,490 Aren't we supposed to be staying together? 883 00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:42,200 What about Rob and Muffy? 884 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,710 - Rob's out back checking the doors. 885 00:57:44,710 --> 00:57:45,660 - What about Muffy? 886 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,960 - She's acting less than normal anyway. 887 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,090 - [Kit] What do you mean? 888 00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:52,000 - You mean all day and you haven't noticed? 889 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:52,920 - Well, who isn't? 890 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,470 - Those nurse's shoes. 891 00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:55,920 - What nurse's shoes? 892 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:58,550 - The clodhoppers she's been walking around in today. 893 00:57:58,550 --> 00:58:00,100 I mean crepe soles? 894 00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:05,480 - She was arguing with Nan in the hall 895 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,020 before you and Rob came back alone from the woods. 896 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,480 About something Nan found in her room. 897 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,030 Something-- 898 00:58:15,030 --> 00:58:15,820 - [Chaz] What? 899 00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:18,910 - Something about an abortion. 900 00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:23,540 - I found something in my room, too. 901 00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:27,540 But I don't think it was intended for me. 902 00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:28,620 - Oh, really? 903 00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:30,290 - Oh, fuck you, Chaz. 904 00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:31,290 - What did you find? 905 00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:35,260 - I didn't find anything. 906 00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:37,590 - Uh-huh, and we're just supposed to believe that, right? 907 00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:38,720 - That's right. 908 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,050 I spent the night with Nikki, Harve. 909 00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:41,970 What about you? 910 00:58:41,970 --> 00:58:42,930 - What about me? 911 00:58:42,930 --> 00:58:44,770 - [Chaz] What's your little secret, huh? 912 00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,520 - I don't know what you're talking about. 913 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,600 - Oh, come on, sport-o. 914 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,270 I came into your room last night. 915 00:58:50,270 --> 00:58:52,610 You were jumping around like your ass was on fire. 916 00:58:52,610 --> 00:58:53,440 - That was nothing! 917 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,530 It was just some newspaper clippings of some car accidents. 918 00:58:56,530 --> 00:58:57,950 - Nothing personal in that I suppose? 919 00:58:57,950 --> 00:58:58,780 - No! 920 00:58:58,780 --> 00:58:59,740 Who hasn't had a car accident? 921 00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:00,660 That's a common thing. 922 00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:01,490 - I haven't. 923 00:59:01,490 --> 00:59:03,200 - Oh, knock it off, Chaz! 924 00:59:13,790 --> 00:59:14,800 See what I wanna know 925 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,010 is how did Muffy find out about this stuff and why-- 926 00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:17,840 - Stop it! 927 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,630 Just stop it, you guys! 928 00:59:19,630 --> 00:59:21,340 What's wrong with us? 929 00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:22,640 What happened to our talk 930 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,100 about friendship and undying loyalty? 931 00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:27,720 Do you know what we're saying? 932 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:28,810 We're actually sitting here, 933 00:59:28,810 --> 00:59:29,980 discussing the possibility 934 00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:32,480 that Muffy, a good friend of all of ours, 935 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,440 Has invited us all here this weekend to-- 936 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,070 (clock chiming) 937 00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:43,820 - I'm going upstairs. 938 00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:45,990 - Muffy, listen, we should all stay together. 939 00:59:47,660 --> 00:59:48,790 - This is my home! 940 00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:51,080 I'll be in my room. 941 01:00:05,430 --> 01:00:07,600 (dramatic orchestral music) 942 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:08,930 - She does have a point there. 943 01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:11,690 We're all starting to get on each other's nerves. 944 01:00:11,690 --> 01:00:13,560 - As long as we all just stay 945 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,570 within shouting distance of each other. 946 01:00:16,570 --> 01:00:17,400 - Are you coming? 947 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:27,990 - I'm gonna find a way up to the attic. 948 01:00:27,990 --> 01:00:29,080 - Why? 949 01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,290 - I can probably see the constable better from up there. 950 01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:33,370 - It's all right. 951 01:00:33,370 --> 01:00:35,420 I can keep watch on the stairs. 952 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,230 (mysterious orchestral music) 953 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,710 - [Chaz] Nikki, come on! 954 01:01:13,710 --> 01:01:14,960 - [Nikki] "Nikki, come on!" 955 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,380 Don't give me any of this "Nikki, come on". 956 01:01:19,130 --> 01:01:20,460 - [Chaz] What are you doing? 957 01:01:20,460 --> 01:01:21,920 - What does it look like I'm doing? 958 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,510 Look, stay if you like. 959 01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:26,430 Lock your door, dig a trench, hang out. 960 01:01:26,430 --> 01:01:30,180 But once I leave this place, I'm never coming back. 961 01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:32,140 - [Chaz] We're supposed to all stay together. 962 01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:34,640 - [Nikki] Oh yeah, that has been real effective. 963 01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,520 - What are you going to do, huh? 964 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,610 Waltz down to the end of the pier by yourself? 965 01:01:39,610 --> 01:01:41,070 Check your bags with the porter 966 01:01:41,070 --> 01:01:43,150 and wait for a stray ocean liner to happen by 967 01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:43,990 and pick you up? 968 01:01:43,990 --> 01:01:46,110 (yelling) 969 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,990 - I can't stay here any more. 970 01:01:53,870 --> 01:01:56,000 - What if the constable never even shows? 971 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,500 - Then I'll swim all the way back 972 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,130 to the mainland if I have to. 973 01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:02,500 - Okay, you relax. 974 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,010 - Oh great, three people are dead 975 01:02:04,010 --> 01:02:05,880 and you are telling me to relax. 976 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,380 - Nikki, just wait a minute, okay, Nikki? 977 01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,800 Look at me. 978 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,930 Nikki, look at me! 979 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,560 Now, I know you've been through a lot. 980 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,100 We've all been through a lot. 981 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:19,940 Am I nervous? 982 01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:20,770 Yes. 983 01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:21,610 Am I a little bit scared? 984 01:02:21,610 --> 01:02:22,610 Yes. 985 01:02:22,610 --> 01:02:23,480 But am I running around like a chicken 986 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,280 with its head cut off? 987 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,400 - Oh, nice image. 988 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,860 - No! 989 01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:31,200 I mean, you've got to just lighten up a little bit. 990 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,330 Come on. 991 01:02:35,330 --> 01:02:39,830 Hey, would the birdman of S&M worry? 992 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,250 - Very funny, Chaz. 993 01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:45,130 - You gotta look at the bright side of things. 994 01:02:45,130 --> 01:02:46,170 Everything's going to be okay. 995 01:02:46,170 --> 01:02:48,260 - Would you take that thing off? 996 01:02:49,590 --> 01:02:50,800 - Okay, okay. 997 01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:52,680 Ah! 998 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,470 How about this one, huh? 999 01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,730 - You are such a jerk. 1000 01:02:59,730 --> 01:03:02,810 - [Chaz] Oh, this is turning you on, I can tell. 1001 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,480 Kiss me, you savage she-devil! 1002 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,030 - Get away from me! 1003 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,070 - [Chaz] Ooh, stop it stop it some more! 1004 01:03:09,070 --> 01:03:11,490 I love it when you're rough. 1005 01:03:11,490 --> 01:03:13,700 Of course, it would help if I could breathe in here 1006 01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:14,830 just a little. 1007 01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:16,500 Nikki? 1008 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,330 Come and get it! 1009 01:03:24,210 --> 01:03:26,170 (mysterious orchestral music) 1010 01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:26,960 Nikki? 1011 01:03:45,190 --> 01:03:47,440 - Oh, very subtle, Chaz. 1012 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,030 What am I supposed to do? 1013 01:03:49,030 --> 01:03:52,740 Just throw off my clothes and jump on top of you? 1014 01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:55,870 Just wind her up and watch her go! 1015 01:03:55,870 --> 01:03:58,450 You have got a lot to learn, buddy. 1016 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,460 What is this, show and tell? 1017 01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:07,550 You show me yours and I get to show you mine? 1018 01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:08,340 Well, forget it! 1019 01:04:11,090 --> 01:04:12,590 You can just take that thing 1020 01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:15,050 and shove it right back in your pants, kiddo. 1021 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:19,430 Chaz. 1022 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,600 Chaz! 1023 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,360 Oh, come on, Chaz. 1024 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,570 Just say something. 1025 01:04:27,570 --> 01:04:31,110 (ominous orchestral music) 1026 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,640 - No one's been up here in years. 1027 01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:06,440 Do you see him? 1028 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,480 - [Rob] No. 1029 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,860 He must not have a light on his boat. 1030 01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:12,990 - [Kit] Or maybe he's chosen not to use it. 1031 01:05:14,110 --> 01:05:18,610 - Kit, he said something else about Muffy, on the phone. 1032 01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:19,530 - [Kit] What? 1033 01:05:20,490 --> 01:05:21,410 - He said not to trust anyone. 1034 01:05:21,410 --> 01:05:24,210 That's why we were supposed to stay together. 1035 01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:26,420 No one was to be left alone with anyone else. 1036 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:29,340 And he said especially not with Muffy. 1037 01:05:30,710 --> 01:05:32,000 - What did he mean by that? 1038 01:05:32,010 --> 01:05:32,840 - I don't know. 1039 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,670 He wouldn't explain. 1040 01:05:33,670 --> 01:05:34,510 - That's ridiculous. 1041 01:05:34,510 --> 01:05:35,630 - Is it? 1042 01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:36,470 Think about it. 1043 01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:38,090 He's known her a lot longer than we have. 1044 01:05:45,810 --> 01:05:47,100 - [Nikki] Wait, wait, Rob. 1045 01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:49,860 What's that? 1046 01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:54,570 - [Rob] Just the dolls. 1047 01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:57,240 - [Nikki] Rob, she's been up here. 1048 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,030 - [Rob] So? 1049 01:06:12,090 --> 01:06:12,880 - [Nikki] Rob! 1050 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,600 - [Rob] Jesus! 1051 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:28,100 - [Nikki] Rob. 1052 01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:30,190 - It's Arch, Skip and Nan. 1053 01:06:30,190 --> 01:06:31,770 What are the two over there? 1054 01:06:38,570 --> 01:06:41,660 (flare firing) 1055 01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:42,620 He's here. 1056 01:06:42,620 --> 01:06:43,410 Come on. 1057 01:06:46,790 --> 01:06:47,580 Harvey! 1058 01:06:50,380 --> 01:06:51,170 - Nikki! 1059 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:54,590 Nikki! 1060 01:06:57,670 --> 01:06:58,880 - [Rob] Harvey! 1061 01:07:03,470 --> 01:07:04,260 Harvey! 1062 01:07:32,790 --> 01:07:36,340 (ominous orchestral music) 1063 01:07:55,770 --> 01:07:58,570 (handle thudding) 1064 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,080 - Rob! 1065 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:47,910 - I can't find Harvey. 1066 01:08:47,910 --> 01:08:48,950 - I can't find anyone. 1067 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,290 Nikki's door is locked. 1068 01:08:58,170 --> 01:08:59,750 Rob, it was locked. 1069 01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:05,930 (ominous orchestral music) 1070 01:09:05,930 --> 01:09:07,300 (gasping) 1071 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:08,390 - What about Muffy? 1072 01:09:08,390 --> 01:09:09,220 - Forget her! 1073 01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:10,560 - She's my friend! 1074 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,600 Muffy! 1075 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,060 Muffy! 1076 01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:15,310 Muffy, open the door! 1077 01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:17,400 (screaming) 1078 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,610 (shouting) 1079 01:09:25,110 --> 01:09:25,910 - Come on! 1080 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,340 Constable Potter? 1081 01:09:54,430 --> 01:09:55,810 Constable Potter? 1082 01:09:57,650 --> 01:09:58,440 Constable Potter? 1083 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,370 - [Nikki] Hey, wait, Rob. 1084 01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:18,420 Don't go in there. 1085 01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:24,420 - If there's another flare, we can signal. 1086 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,600 - Maybe he already went back up to the house. 1087 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:35,470 (suspenseful orchestral music) 1088 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,570 - Shit, there's no key. 1089 01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:49,490 - Oh, damn! 1090 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,290 Wait, wait, Rob. 1091 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:03,210 - "State Hospital. 1092 01:11:03,210 --> 01:11:05,500 "Pursuant to our previous communications, 1093 01:11:05,510 --> 01:11:07,720 "please be advised that the patient under discussion 1094 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,840 "has still not been found and returned to custody" 1095 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:11,970 "and is now believed to be attempting 1096 01:11:11,970 --> 01:11:14,140 "to return to her home in your jurisdiction. 1097 01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,600 "If encountered, exercise extreme caution 1098 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,850 "and notify us immediately 1099 01:11:18,850 --> 01:11:22,060 "as Miss St John has been a patient here for three years" 1100 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:24,270 "and is still considered incorrigibly unstable 1101 01:11:24,270 --> 01:11:25,860 "and extremely dangerous." 1102 01:11:27,070 --> 01:11:28,030 - Miss St. John? 1103 01:11:29,740 --> 01:11:31,820 Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years. 1104 01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:32,950 She's been at Vassar. 1105 01:11:34,830 --> 01:11:37,370 - We've got to get this boat started. 1106 01:11:37,370 --> 01:11:38,160 - How? 1107 01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:42,130 - Oh. 1108 01:11:42,130 --> 01:11:43,380 The house. 1109 01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:45,090 Didn't Muffy say there was a key in the kitchen, 1110 01:11:45,090 --> 01:11:45,920 back in the house? 1111 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,460 - Oh, Rob, I can't go back up there. 1112 01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:48,470 I can't go back there. 1113 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:50,550 - Kit, we've got no choice. 1114 01:11:50,550 --> 01:11:51,550 We've got to go back. 1115 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:00,940 - Rob, look. 1116 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,440 The doors. 1117 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,060 They've been closed. 1118 01:12:14,660 --> 01:12:15,450 - There. 1119 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:20,410 That's how we're going in. 1120 01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,670 Here, hold this. 1121 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,510 Here. 1122 01:12:36,470 --> 01:12:38,180 Where are the stairs? 1123 01:12:39,390 --> 01:12:40,520 - What's that? 1124 01:12:46,310 --> 01:12:47,110 Rob, look. 1125 01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:52,110 (suspenseful orchestral music) 1126 01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:17,050 Oh, my God! 1127 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,220 It's Muffy's clothes! 1128 01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:22,100 - [Rob] I don't get it. 1129 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:27,770 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1130 01:13:27,770 --> 01:13:28,690 - What? 1131 01:13:28,690 --> 01:13:29,820 - What's that? 1132 01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:32,190 - I don't know. 1133 01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:43,620 - Oh, my God! 1134 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,790 The picture of the girls in the study, 1135 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:48,840 that letter, 1136 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,130 And what the constable was trying to tell you! 1137 01:13:53,130 --> 01:13:54,130 It's not Muffy! 1138 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,340 It's her twin sister, Buffy! 1139 01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:57,430 She's got a twin sister! 1140 01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:58,760 Rob, don't you see? 1141 01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:00,510 Rob! 1142 01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:04,640 Oh, my God! 1143 01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:20,280 Rob, I can't-- 1144 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,490 - Pull it away. 1145 01:14:29,630 --> 01:14:34,130 (intense orchestral music) (screaming) 1146 01:14:47,980 --> 01:14:48,810 The boat key? 1147 01:14:48,810 --> 01:14:49,650 It's got to be here. 1148 01:14:49,650 --> 01:14:50,770 - Where is it? 1149 01:14:52,230 --> 01:14:53,070 - The wall! 1150 01:14:53,070 --> 01:14:54,190 The key board? 1151 01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:56,610 (screaming) 1152 01:14:56,610 --> 01:14:57,610 Jesus! 1153 01:14:57,610 --> 01:14:59,700 Look in the cupboards! 1154 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:01,160 - I can't find it! 1155 01:15:03,450 --> 01:15:04,240 - Damn it! 1156 01:15:08,830 --> 01:15:09,670 Where is it? 1157 01:15:09,670 --> 01:15:10,460 Kit! 1158 01:15:16,090 --> 01:15:17,380 Let me out, Kit! 1159 01:15:20,050 --> 01:15:21,340 (screaming) 1160 01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:22,800 - Let me out, Kit. 1161 01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:24,850 - No! 1162 01:15:26,890 --> 01:15:27,680 Rob! 1163 01:15:31,100 --> 01:15:33,190 (screaming) 1164 01:15:33,190 --> 01:15:33,980 Buffy! 1165 01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:37,110 - Run, Kit, run! 1166 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,990 Please, just leave us alone, okay? 1167 01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:45,740 Please, we're just going to go home now. 1168 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:54,290 Enough! 1169 01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:09,270 Stop! 1170 01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:10,230 - [Rob] Babe! 1171 01:16:10,230 --> 01:16:12,440 - Please just let us leave. 1172 01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:16,610 Buffy, you can stop now. 1173 01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:20,740 Stop! 1174 01:16:22,070 --> 01:16:23,200 No, Buffy, no! 1175 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:26,030 - I love you, Kit! 1176 01:16:26,030 --> 01:16:26,830 - Please. 1177 01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:28,700 No. 1178 01:16:28,700 --> 01:16:31,000 Please, just leave us alone! 1179 01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:37,000 Please. 1180 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,880 Just let us go, please. 1181 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:43,180 No! 1182 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:45,600 No! 1183 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,640 No! 1184 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,930 (screaming) 1185 01:16:51,270 --> 01:16:53,890 (clock ticking) 1186 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,470 Oh, ha ha! 1187 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,470 Ha ha ha! 1188 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,440 That's really funny, you guys! 1189 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:36,900 Really funny! 1190 01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:37,690 Fuck you! 1191 01:17:38,650 --> 01:17:41,190 (all laughing) 1192 01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:45,910 - Kit, I love you! 1193 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:47,950 Kit! 1194 01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:50,490 I love you! 1195 01:17:50,490 --> 01:17:51,330 (screaming) 1196 01:17:51,330 --> 01:17:52,160 - I love you, too, babe. 1197 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,460 (screaming) 1198 01:17:56,290 --> 01:17:58,540 (screaming) 1199 01:18:02,050 --> 01:18:03,920 - [All] April Fool! 1200 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,430 (all laughing) 1201 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,930 (screaming) 1202 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,350 - Kit, Kit! 1203 01:18:22,190 --> 01:18:24,740 (all laughing) 1204 01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:33,410 (screaming) (all laughing) 1205 01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:42,250 - You guys are so terrific. 1206 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,130 I love you all. 1207 01:18:43,130 --> 01:18:45,920 I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart 1208 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,680 for being such good sports. 1209 01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:48,510 - Oh yeah, sure. 1210 01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:49,340 Quite welcome. 1211 01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:50,300 Any time. 1212 01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:51,970 (all laughing) 1213 01:18:51,970 --> 01:18:55,680 - Rob, you and Kit, you two were the best. 1214 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:58,060 You figured it all out. 1215 01:18:58,060 --> 01:18:59,400 The clues. 1216 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,770 They really worked. 1217 01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:02,270 - What clues? 1218 01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:03,820 - What's this all about? 1219 01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,480 And don't anyone say April Fool's again 1220 01:19:05,490 --> 01:19:06,940 or I'll rip them apart. 1221 01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:07,780 (all laughing) 1222 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:09,410 - [Both] April Fool. 1223 01:19:10,530 --> 01:19:12,160 - I tell ya. 1224 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,080 It's a script for a weekend special. 1225 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,000 It's going to help me keep the house. 1226 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,210 Look, next month I get the house 1227 01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:20,630 as part of my mother's inheritance. 1228 01:19:20,630 --> 01:19:21,630 It's true. 1229 01:19:21,630 --> 01:19:23,500 But only if I could show my father 1230 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:24,880 that it could carry itself, 1231 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,550 What with taxes and expenses and all. 1232 01:19:27,550 --> 01:19:30,180 Otherwise, he's gonna sell out of the family. 1233 01:19:30,180 --> 01:19:33,550 So I decided to turn it into a country inn. 1234 01:19:33,550 --> 01:19:37,470 But not just a stuffy old, run-of-the-mill country inn. 1235 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:40,440 One that specializes in offering 1236 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:44,060 a once-in-a-lifetime whodunnit weekend. 1237 01:19:45,940 --> 01:19:47,230 I needed a rehearsal. 1238 01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,280 I had to try my idea out on somebody. 1239 01:19:53,450 --> 01:19:55,030 - So you guys all had a part in this, right? 1240 01:19:55,030 --> 01:19:56,160 - Don't look at me. 1241 01:19:56,160 --> 01:20:00,160 - No, we got sucked into this just as badly as you did. 1242 01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,000 - Once you were all killed off, yes. 1243 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,540 But everybody had to co-operate 1244 01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:05,040 or none of it would have worked. 1245 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:08,880 - So I guess there's no twin sister, Buffy then? 1246 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,420 - There is a crazy twin, all right, 1247 01:20:10,430 --> 01:20:12,260 But his name isn't Buffy. 1248 01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:13,090 - His name? 1249 01:20:13,090 --> 01:20:14,390 - Skip? 1250 01:20:14,390 --> 01:20:16,010 - He's your brother? 1251 01:20:16,010 --> 01:20:17,560 - You bastard! 1252 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,020 You were in on the whole deal too! 1253 01:20:19,020 --> 01:20:20,180 - Only the set up. 1254 01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:21,600 Muffy told me to say I was her cousin 1255 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,150 so we could pull the prank on the ferry. 1256 01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:25,570 And I had no idea what was gonna happen to Buck. 1257 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:29,900 - Buck Williams, make-up artist par excellence. 1258 01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:30,990 - I've got something for you, big guy. 1259 01:20:30,990 --> 01:20:32,240 (laughing) 1260 01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:33,070 Here, catch! 1261 01:20:33,070 --> 01:20:33,910 (gasping) 1262 01:20:33,910 --> 01:20:34,780 (all laughing) 1263 01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:36,620 These were just old props that I redressed 1264 01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:38,660 with some of the help from Muffy's photographs. 1265 01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:40,000 - Sure fooled me. 1266 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,710 - So, I take it this isn't the constable. 1267 01:20:42,710 --> 01:20:46,460 - Kit Graham, I want you to meet my uncle, Frank St. John, 1268 01:20:46,460 --> 01:20:48,420 Of St. John et Fréres, Wall Street. 1269 01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:49,260 - Hi. 1270 01:20:49,260 --> 01:20:50,420 Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr. 1271 01:20:50,420 --> 01:20:51,630 Pleased to meet you, sir. 1272 01:20:53,090 --> 01:20:54,590 - How did I do? 1273 01:20:54,590 --> 01:20:56,510 I've never done no acting before. 1274 01:20:56,510 --> 01:20:57,350 (laughing) 1275 01:20:57,350 --> 01:20:58,350 I was really shaking! 1276 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,430 - Oh. 1277 01:21:00,430 --> 01:21:02,270 Cal is our regular ferryman 1278 01:21:02,270 --> 01:21:05,190 between the mainland and the islands around here. 1279 01:21:05,190 --> 01:21:07,570 But I thought he was up to the dramatic challenge. 1280 01:21:07,570 --> 01:21:08,520 - Argh! 1281 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,070 (all laughing) 1282 01:21:11,070 --> 01:21:12,400 - Muff, you were so lucky. 1283 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,030 You could have gotten yourself killed. 1284 01:21:14,030 --> 01:21:17,700 - Well, I nearly did with Harve over there. 1285 01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:20,240 And who could have known about the snake 1286 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,910 in the woods with Arch? 1287 01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:24,540 But with the paying guests, 1288 01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,290 they're gonna know what they're in for 1289 01:21:26,290 --> 01:21:29,300 and the scenario won't be nearly so extreme. 1290 01:21:29,300 --> 01:21:31,090 I do regret 1291 01:21:31,090 --> 01:21:33,880 some of the fake clues that I put into the bedrooms 1292 01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:38,050 were taken a bit too seriously, and I'm sorry about that. 1293 01:21:39,470 --> 01:21:41,520 But we had fun, didn't we? 1294 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,640 Come on! 1295 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:45,480 I'm never gonna forget this weekend as long as I live. 1296 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,810 (all laughing) 1297 01:21:46,810 --> 01:21:47,900 - You're telling me. 1298 01:21:47,900 --> 01:21:48,730 When I was out there swinging in the woods, 1299 01:21:48,730 --> 01:21:50,820 I nearly crapped my pants! 1300 01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:52,400 - What do you mean, nearly? 1301 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,690 I was there, remember? 1302 01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,240 - Arch, you browned your trousers? 1303 01:21:59,990 --> 01:22:03,120 - Well, you know, I was-- 1304 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,460 - It's all right, Arch. 1305 01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:06,080 They'll be out of the dryer soon. 1306 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,330 (all laughing) 1307 01:22:08,330 --> 01:22:09,590 ♪ Mama told me not to come ♪ 1308 01:22:09,590 --> 01:22:12,300 (all laughing) 1309 01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,670 ♪ Mama told me not to come ♪ 1310 01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:14,880 - Drink, drink. 1311 01:22:17,220 --> 01:22:19,760 (all laughing) 1312 01:22:35,610 --> 01:22:38,660 - Meet a good friend of mine. 1313 01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:40,410 (all shouting) 1314 01:22:40,410 --> 01:22:44,120 ♪ Mama told me not to come ♪ 1315 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,830 ♪ Mama told me not to come ♪ 1316 01:22:46,830 --> 01:22:49,080 (all chanting) 1317 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:53,050 ♪ That ain't the way to have fun ♪ 1318 01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:57,050 ♪ That ain't the way to have fun ♪ 1319 01:22:58,510 --> 01:23:01,390 (light jazz music) 1320 01:23:44,060 --> 01:23:47,850 (mysterious orchestral music) 1321 01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:48,490 (music box music) 1322 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,280 (gasping) 1323 01:25:29,290 --> 01:25:30,620 (screaming) 1324 01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:31,500 - Oh God! 1325 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,790 (screaming) 1326 01:25:35,210 --> 01:25:36,000 No! 1327 01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:47,970 (laughing) 1328 01:25:47,970 --> 01:25:48,970 - April Fool. 1329 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:05,490 (upbeat music) 1330 01:26:05,490 --> 01:26:08,410 ♪ Too bad you're crazy ♪ 1331 01:26:08,410 --> 01:26:11,200 ♪ Too bad you're loony as hell ♪ 1332 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:15,700 ♪ So long, it could've been swell together ♪ 1333 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:19,580 ♪ Too bad you're wacko ♪ 1334 01:26:19,590 --> 01:26:22,460 ♪ How sad your marbles are gone ♪ 1335 01:26:22,460 --> 01:26:25,050 ♪ We could be dancing till dawn ♪ 1336 01:26:25,050 --> 01:26:28,390 ♪ But you're too weird for words ♪ 1337 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:31,100 ♪ How did you get so strange ♪ 1338 01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:33,850 ♪ You were such a beautiful kid ♪ 1339 01:26:33,850 --> 01:26:36,390 ♪ Now you are so deranged ♪ 1340 01:26:36,390 --> 01:26:38,060 ♪ Was it mom and daddy ♪ 1341 01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:39,860 ♪ Something they did ♪ 1342 01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:42,150 ♪ Too bad you're loco, too bad ♪ 1343 01:26:42,150 --> 01:26:44,900 ♪ You should be locked in a cell ♪ 1344 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,530 ♪ How sad you're great ♪ 1345 01:26:46,530 --> 01:26:47,700 ♪ But, hey, what the hell ♪ 1346 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:51,240 ♪ You're crazy ♪ 1347 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,660 ♪ You're off the deep end, bon voyage ♪ 1348 01:26:53,660 --> 01:26:56,790 ♪ Your life's a practical joke, till damage ♪ 1349 01:26:56,790 --> 01:26:58,870 ♪ I'd bail you out, but I'm broke ♪ 1350 01:26:58,870 --> 01:27:02,250 ♪ Your brain's completely fried ♪ 1351 01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:05,130 ♪ Life's just a party trick to you ♪ 1352 01:27:05,130 --> 01:27:08,050 ♪ Clown jokes and lots of whoop-de-doo ♪ 1353 01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:10,840 ♪ It's time to put that on the shelf ♪ 1354 01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:13,720 ♪ Loving you is a three-ring circus ♪ 1355 01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:16,560 ♪ You do look fetching, too bad ♪ 1356 01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:19,310 ♪ It could be catching, egads ♪ 1357 01:27:19,310 --> 01:27:22,020 ♪ I'm a little bit crazy my ♪ 1358 01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:24,770 ♪ Just a little bit crazy my ♪ 1359 01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:28,740 ♪ I'm a little bit crazy myself ♪ 81618