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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,963 --> 00:00:12,130 ‪NETFLIX 出品‬ 2 00:00:16,046 --> 00:00:17,088 ‪（2019年）‬ 3 00:00:17,421 --> 00:00:20,713 ‪（莎夏）‬ 4 00:00:22,296 --> 00:00:26,046 ‪（馬可仕）‬ 5 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,505 ‪（2003年）‬ 6 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,630 ‪（莎夏和馬可仕）‬ 7 00:00:33,796 --> 00:00:35,671 ‪（1999年）‬ 8 00:00:39,421 --> 00:00:41,421 ‪（1996年）‬ 9 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,630 ‪（1996年，舊金山）‬ 10 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:07,838 ‪嗨，爸媽又在店裡加班了‬ 11 00:01:08,088 --> 00:01:10,130 ‪自己做晚餐，還有不准看電視‬ 12 00:01:37,421 --> 00:01:39,546 ‪你們結婚紀念日要做什麼？‬ 13 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:40,921 ‪不知道耶，克萊莎‬ 14 00:01:41,088 --> 00:01:42,088 ‪最近都好忙‬ 15 00:01:42,171 --> 00:01:44,421 ‪就算在家度過平靜的夜晚也不錯‬ 16 00:01:45,046 --> 00:01:47,130 ‪來點特別活動也不錯‬ 17 00:01:47,338 --> 00:01:48,546 ‪你想做什麼？‬ 18 00:01:48,838 --> 00:01:49,713 ‪不知道‬ 19 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:52,088 ‪要喝湯嗎？‬ 20 00:01:52,671 --> 00:01:54,546 ‪我媽叫我問妳要不要喝湯‬ 21 00:01:54,796 --> 00:01:56,046 ‪她煮太多了‬ 22 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:58,380 ‪每次剩下都得用保溫瓶帶去學校‬ 23 00:01:58,713 --> 00:02:01,213 ‪可是帶湯到學校會變成邊緣人‬ 24 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:03,463 ‪只能跟其他帶湯的怪咖坐在一起‬ 25 00:02:03,546 --> 00:02:05,296 ‪可是我不想跟這些遜砲坐‬ 26 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,755 ‪開玩笑的啦‬ 27 00:02:11,838 --> 00:02:13,255 ‪如果我真的不理你咧‬ 28 00:02:13,338 --> 00:02:14,546 ‪我真的以為妳不理我‬ 29 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:17,046 ‪我以為妳賞我閉門羹‬ 30 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:18,130 ‪我有啊，好笑吧‬ 31 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,213 ‪我怎麼可能那樣啊‬ ‪我們是超級好朋友耶‬ 32 00:02:21,338 --> 00:02:22,338 ‪最好的朋友‬ 33 00:02:22,421 --> 00:02:25,005 ‪而且就算你帶湯到學校‬ ‪我也會坐你旁邊‬ 34 00:02:25,130 --> 00:02:26,588 ‪我不會做這種湯‬ 35 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:30,255 ‪妳這樣說更好笑了‬ 36 00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:33,671 ‪媽，別再用保溫瓶給我帶湯了‬ 37 00:02:34,046 --> 00:02:35,921 ‪妳看，這樣很漂亮吧？‬ 38 00:02:36,005 --> 00:02:38,005 ‪看起來超好吃的‬ 39 00:02:38,213 --> 00:02:40,213 ‪泡菜鍋非常簡單‬ 40 00:02:40,296 --> 00:02:42,255 ‪所以才這麼好吃‬ 41 00:02:42,338 --> 00:02:44,380 ‪重點就是用最好的食材‬ 42 00:02:44,463 --> 00:02:46,588 ‪金太太，好香喔‬ 43 00:02:46,671 --> 00:02:49,255 ‪莎夏，我說過一百遍了，叫我茱蒂‬ 44 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:54,505 ‪韓國人一把剪刀定天下‬ 45 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:56,046 ‪蔬菜、麵條…‬ 46 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,255 ‪還有小孩‬ 47 00:02:58,671 --> 00:02:59,963 ‪-要試試嗎？‬ ‪-好‬ 48 00:03:02,838 --> 00:03:04,838 ‪妳看看，天生好手耶‬ 49 00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:07,255 ‪謝謝…茱蒂‬ 50 00:03:08,838 --> 00:03:10,713 ‪妳真的不是韓國人嗎？‬ 51 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:14,713 ‪我想畫一隻麻雀在巢裡‬ 52 00:03:14,838 --> 00:03:17,171 ‪結果畫完鳥巢‬ 53 00:03:17,255 --> 00:03:18,921 ‪麻雀才畫到一半‬ 54 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,213 ‪鳥就飛走了‬ 55 00:03:20,921 --> 00:03:22,171 ‪所以我學到一個教訓‬ 56 00:03:22,588 --> 00:03:24,546 ‪先從會飛的東西畫起‬ 57 00:03:27,796 --> 00:03:28,630 ‪可以給我錢嗎？‬ 58 00:03:30,255 --> 00:03:31,088 ‪幹嘛？‬ 59 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:34,255 ‪今天禮拜五，我想跟莎夏夜遊‬ 60 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,671 ‪-茱蒂再見‬ ‪-掰掰‬ 61 00:04:24,088 --> 00:04:25,213 ‪夠了你‬ 62 00:04:43,088 --> 00:04:44,213 ‪好急喔‬ 63 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:45,921 ‪-不錯耶‬ ‪-真的？‬ 64 00:04:46,005 --> 00:04:48,255 ‪-現在收線…‬ ‪-先別收‬ 65 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:51,838 ‪-好，然後往後拉？‬ ‪-然後放好‬ 66 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:54,171 ‪不對，就插在那邊‬ 67 00:04:54,505 --> 00:04:57,630 ‪對，然後就好了‬ 68 00:04:57,713 --> 00:04:58,546 ‪這就是釣魚‬ 69 00:04:59,296 --> 00:05:01,338 ‪-這就是釣魚？‬ ‪-這就是釣魚‬ 70 00:05:01,588 --> 00:05:02,588 ‪好玩吧？‬ 71 00:05:03,463 --> 00:05:05,088 ‪你知道我想釣什麼嗎？‬ 72 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:06,671 ‪-什麼？‬ ‪-漢堡‬ 73 00:05:06,755 --> 00:05:07,588 ‪馬可仕‬ 74 00:05:09,296 --> 00:05:10,505 ‪爸，怎麼回事？‬ 75 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:13,921 ‪金先生‬ 76 00:05:14,921 --> 00:05:15,796 ‪你還好吧？‬ 77 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:17,338 ‪出了意外‬ 78 00:05:35,171 --> 00:05:38,421 ‪找不到咖啡濾紙，我不知道她放哪‬ 79 00:06:14,755 --> 00:06:15,713 ‪我們回家吧‬ 80 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:35,380 ‪妳不知道歌詞吧？‬ 81 00:06:35,755 --> 00:06:36,921 ‪這是狄安吉羅的歌‬ 82 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,588 ‪我不必背歌詞就知道非常感性‬ 83 00:06:39,671 --> 00:06:41,630 ‪充滿旋律感，好嗎？‬ 84 00:06:55,921 --> 00:06:58,046 ‪看到你笑的感覺真好‬ 85 00:07:11,546 --> 00:07:13,255 ‪天啊，對不起，馬可仕‬ 86 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:18,463 ‪我不知道自己是怎…‬ 87 00:08:28,921 --> 00:08:30,130 ‪好，妳還好嗎？‬ 88 00:08:30,213 --> 00:08:31,046 ‪-還好‬ ‪-還好？‬ 89 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:31,963 ‪對，我沒事‬ 90 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:34,546 ‪-你呢？‬ ‪-我好極了‬ 91 00:08:38,296 --> 00:08:40,046 ‪保險套哪兒來的？‬ 92 00:08:42,462 --> 00:08:43,462 ‪國一時買的‬ 93 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:47,255 ‪誰教你戴的？‬ 94 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,755 ‪有個小姐到學校來…‬ 95 00:08:52,546 --> 00:08:55,046 ‪教我們性教育…‬ 96 00:08:55,838 --> 00:08:57,213 ‪她把保險套戴在香蕉上‬ 97 00:09:01,546 --> 00:09:03,713 ‪你在家裡用香蕉練習？‬ 98 00:09:04,755 --> 00:09:06,463 ‪我在家練習不需要香蕉‬ 99 00:09:10,963 --> 00:09:12,963 ‪馬可仕，你的車有乳酪味‬ 100 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,588 ‪對，是乳酪‬ 101 00:09:19,713 --> 00:09:22,671 ‪我的置物箱裡有一堆乳酪‬ 102 00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:28,296 ‪-想吃點東西嗎？‬ ‪-好‬ 103 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:39,963 ‪對不起，我…‬ 104 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,296 ‪-你不必裝親密‬ ‪-不必？好吧‬ 105 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:48,421 ‪你變得好奇怪‬ 106 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,255 ‪我沒有奇怪，妳才奇怪‬ 107 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:54,088 ‪妳看，剛剛那樣嘆氣‬ 108 00:09:55,546 --> 00:09:57,213 ‪-這樣才奇怪‬ ‪-我呼吸本來就這樣‬ 109 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,338 ‪我呼吸聲本來就大‬ 110 00:09:58,421 --> 00:09:59,838 ‪我現在知道了‬ 111 00:10:00,921 --> 00:10:03,505 ‪我沒惡意啊，我的意思是‬ 112 00:10:03,588 --> 00:10:05,005 ‪因為做過所以知道妳的聲音‬ 113 00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:06,713 ‪好，我懂了，謝謝，馬可仕‬ 114 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,963 ‪是妳要做全套的對吧？‬ 115 00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:10,130 ‪你開什麼玩笑？‬ 116 00:10:10,671 --> 00:10:12,588 ‪你對我舌吻耶‬ 117 00:10:12,671 --> 00:10:14,921 ‪妳脫掉我的內褲，是妳要做的‬ 118 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:18,130 ‪我不希望你上大學‬ ‪還得跟別人說你是處男‬ 119 00:10:18,213 --> 00:10:19,921 ‪我本來就不打算說實話‬ 120 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,546 ‪而且我不念大學‬ 121 00:10:23,213 --> 00:10:25,921 ‪什麼時候決定的？為什麼不念？‬ 122 00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,046 ‪我什麼事都要跟妳解釋嗎？‬ 123 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,796 ‪馬可仕…‬ 124 00:10:32,546 --> 00:10:34,671 ‪我知道你因為媽媽過世了很難過‬ 125 00:10:34,755 --> 00:10:37,171 ‪-可是我也很痛苦…‬ ‪-但她不是妳媽‬ 126 00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:39,671 ‪對不對？她是我媽‬ 127 00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:43,880 ‪妳一天到晚來我家吃飯、看電視‬ 128 00:10:43,963 --> 00:10:46,463 ‪妳爸媽不關心妳所以成天不在家‬ 129 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,463 ‪並不代表妳知道我的什麼屁感覺‬ 130 00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:56,713 ‪你真是個大爛人‬ 131 00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:02,921 ‪靠‬ 132 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,505 ‪歡迎光臨漢堡王‬ 133 00:11:05,588 --> 00:11:07,338 ‪1954年起提供美味烤肉餐‬ 134 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:09,046 ‪要點招牌華堡嗎？‬ 135 00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:13,005 ‪如果想在車上邊吃邊哭可以外帶‬ 136 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,505 ‪（刀慈房）‬ 137 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,630 ‪（洛杉磯最佳新人主廚：陳莎夏）‬ 138 00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:34,880 ‪（陳莎夏私人八卦報你知）‬ 139 00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:52,921 ‪妳快遲到了‬ 140 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,130 ‪我在等伯登‬ 141 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,671 ‪趁妳在快討論舊金山的新店‬ 142 00:11:56,213 --> 00:11:57,546 ‪各位‬ 143 00:11:57,630 --> 00:12:00,046 ‪這些是蔬菜餃，好嗎？‬ 144 00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:01,213 ‪不是香茅睪丸球‬ 145 00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:02,713 ‪-把皺摺弄平‬ ‪-遵命‬ 146 00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:05,671 ‪妳兩個月後就要在舊金山開新店了‬ 147 00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:07,880 ‪妳在本週結束前必須常駐在那裡‬ 148 00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:10,255 ‪-很漂亮，莎莉斯‬ ‪-我幫你們訂了一間豪宅‬ 149 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,171 ‪很好‬ 150 00:12:11,255 --> 00:12:12,838 ‪妳媽要去機場接妳‬ 151 00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:15,796 ‪我說我幫妳叫車‬ ‪她就大吼大叫掛電話‬ 152 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:19,088 ‪他們這輩子最討厭我給別人小費‬ 153 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,755 ‪所以我才學會自己剪頭髮‬ 154 00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:22,088 ‪看不出來‬ 155 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:23,671 ‪-我打扮怎麼樣？‬ ‪-很好‬ 156 00:12:23,755 --> 00:12:25,005 ‪-小腹有凸嗎？‬ ‪-沒‬ 157 00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,296 ‪-好‬ ‪-要帶水嗎？‬ 158 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,713 ‪妳用大腿縫夾過這瓶水嗎？我心領了‬ 159 00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,005 ‪謝謝妳說我的腿還有縫‬ 160 00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:31,796 ‪而且我塑身褲襪穿反了‬ 161 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,463 ‪尿尿的地方對到屁眼‬ 162 00:12:33,546 --> 00:12:34,755 ‪現在又沒時間換‬ 163 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,338 ‪-現在感覺怎麼樣？‬ ‪-懷孕超不舒服‬ 164 00:12:37,505 --> 00:12:39,213 ‪我超恨凱特王妃的‬ 165 00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:42,213 ‪我今天早上開車上班‬ ‪心裡想著她剛生完三個小時‬ 166 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:45,171 ‪就站在醫院樓梯上拍那些照片‬ 167 00:12:45,255 --> 00:12:48,296 ‪而且她還穿著皇室尿布‬ ‪妳知道她一定有穿‬ 168 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,713 ‪不准在客戶面前‬ 169 00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:51,421 ‪-講這些‬ ‪-沒問題‬ 170 00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,838 ‪-妳剛剛問我什麼問題？‬ ‪-嗨‬ 171 00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:55,255 ‪嗨‬ 172 00:12:57,171 --> 00:12:58,505 ‪哇，大美女‬ 173 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:00,630 ‪-準備好了嗎？‬ ‪-好了‬ 174 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,671 ‪兩位好好玩‬ 175 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:04,463 ‪我會待在這裡‬ ‪就跟大號的新科王妃梅根一樣‬ 176 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:07,921 ‪記者正在微笑活動慈善義賣現場‬ 177 00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:10,463 ‪訪問知名主廚陳莎夏‬ 178 00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:13,838 ‪她是洛杉磯熱門餐廳‬ ‪刀慈房幕後的料理天才‬ 179 00:13:13,921 --> 00:13:17,963 ‪她的未婚夫兼餐廳鉅子‬ ‪周伯登隨侍在側‬ 180 00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:19,671 ‪伯登，你是許多頂級名廚‬ 181 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:24,255 ‪幕後的全球品牌和連鎖體系操盤手‬ 182 00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:27,880 ‪他們會忌妒莎夏有特別待遇嗎？‬ 183 00:13:28,588 --> 00:13:30,088 ‪希望他們只要忌妒一點點就好‬ 184 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,671 ‪可別跟我拆夥‬ 185 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,046 ‪你們兩位真是登對‬ 186 00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:37,463 ‪太甜蜜了‬ 187 00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,421 ‪這活動真有意義‬ 188 00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:52,880 ‪我想放音樂，可以嗎？‬ 189 00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,255 ‪（歡迎光臨舊金山）‬ 190 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,546 ‪你幹嘛？‬ 191 00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:45,338 ‪在鏡子前吸大麻和跳舞‬ ‪要一起來嗎？‬ 192 00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:47,630 ‪-不要‬ ‪-別這樣，爸‬ 193 00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:49,005 ‪我向你下戰帖‬ 194 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,796 ‪你如果真的要這樣…‬ 195 00:14:55,046 --> 00:14:56,880 ‪好，夠了，你贏了‬ 196 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:57,796 ‪來吧‬ 197 00:14:58,171 --> 00:14:59,171 ‪要走了‬ 198 00:15:04,421 --> 00:15:07,296 ‪今天要在教會區安裝新暖爐‬ 199 00:15:07,921 --> 00:15:11,421 ‪又有潮牌甜甜圈店‬ ‪要在以前的洗衣店開幕？‬ 200 00:15:11,796 --> 00:15:12,671 ‪錯‬ 201 00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:16,046 ‪這次是烤牛肉三明治達人店‬ ‪進駐以前的唱片行‬ 202 00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:18,130 ‪真是夠了‬ 203 00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:22,338 ‪你覺得用這種婚禮捧花怎麼樣？‬ 204 00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:26,171 ‪我對黑色花的感覺‬ ‪就和我對魚露冰淇淋一樣‬ 205 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,713 ‪-好啊‬ ‪-好‬ 206 00:15:28,796 --> 00:15:30,755 ‪我不想當無趣的新娘，你懂嗎？‬ 207 00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:32,505 ‪-讓婚禮更特別‬ ‪-我有事要討論‬ 208 00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:34,171 ‪好‬ 209 00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:35,755 ‪沒問題，怎麼了？‬ 210 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,671 ‪我思考了很久‬ 211 00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:42,130 ‪如果妳可以的話，我想延後婚禮‬ 212 00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:45,505 ‪並不是我不想結婚，我想‬ 213 00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:48,380 ‪只是我現在有一個大好機會‬ 214 00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:51,130 ‪可以到印度跟荷西安德烈合作‬ 215 00:15:51,838 --> 00:15:53,005 ‪那個世界名廚？‬ 216 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,713 ‪沒錯‬ 217 00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:58,421 ‪他要在印度開新餐聽‬ ‪也聽過我在喀什米爾‬ 218 00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:00,921 ‪和名廚愛莉絲華特斯‬ ‪在番紅花田裡打拼兩年‬ 219 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:03,880 ‪你要我一個人去舊金山？‬ 220 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,130 ‪這樣才好啊‬ 221 00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:07,880 ‪我們都到新環境，相隔兩地‬ 222 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:09,588 ‪但是心在一起‬ 223 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:12,088 ‪然後裁互許終身‬ 224 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,171 ‪我希望一切都很完美‬ 225 00:16:14,921 --> 00:16:16,505 ‪這樣等我們結婚時…‬ 226 00:16:16,588 --> 00:16:18,546 ‪…他就會是最好的丈夫‬ 227 00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:19,671 ‪所以這樣看來‬ 228 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,338 ‪這其實對我們兩個都好‬ 229 00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:23,213 ‪有沒有搞錯？到底怎麼回事？‬ 230 00:16:23,296 --> 00:16:25,296 ‪-他只離開半年…‬ ‪-夠了‬ 231 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,838 ‪他今天早上飛去印度了‬ 232 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:28,380 ‪那個印度？那個…‬ 233 00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,130 ‪-國家？‬ ‪-印度‬ 234 00:16:30,296 --> 00:16:33,505 ‪所以他不結婚，反而搞‬ ‪《享受吧！一個人的旅行》那套？‬ 235 00:16:33,588 --> 00:16:35,921 ‪而且我們還要跟別人交往‬ 236 00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:37,046 ‪等等，啥？‬ 237 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,088 ‪我們要跟別人交往‬ 238 00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:41,380 ‪這樣才能確定我們真的應該共結連理‬ 239 00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:43,880 ‪就像參加半年的《來電五十》‬ 240 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:46,546 ‪其實去舊金山的時機剛好‬ 241 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,588 ‪我可以離開這裡調適心情‬ 242 00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,630 ‪到水族館看那隻…‬ 243 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,296 ‪白子鱷魚，沒問題的啦‬ 244 00:16:54,505 --> 00:16:55,838 ‪我去點庫存了‬ 245 00:17:24,171 --> 00:17:25,171 ‪天啊‬ 246 00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:29,088 ‪對不起，我來拿蠔油‬ 247 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,463 ‪好‬ 248 00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:35,671 ‪安利魁，不要隨便把心給別人‬ 249 00:17:38,755 --> 00:17:39,630 ‪謝謝主廚‬ 250 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,713 ‪（海瑞父子空調，1972年創業）‬ 251 00:18:04,838 --> 00:18:06,213 ‪金先生‬ 252 00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:07,880 ‪等一下‬ 253 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,963 ‪-維洛妮卡‬ ‪-沒錯‬ 254 00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:11,630 ‪-妳回舊金山啦？‬ ‪-嗨‬ 255 00:18:11,838 --> 00:18:13,713 ‪天啊，多久沒見了？‬ 256 00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:16,880 ‪天啊，我高中畢業後就沒看過你了‬ 257 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:18,796 ‪維洛妮卡？‬ 258 00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:20,171 ‪馬可仕‬ 259 00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:21,588 ‪嗨‬ 260 00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:24,255 ‪我的老天爺‬ 261 00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:25,463 ‪好‬ 262 00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,296 ‪我把其他東西拿來，等一下‬ 263 00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:30,713 ‪-妳看看妳，我好高興‬ ‪-對啊‬ 264 00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:31,713 ‪我也很高興‬ 265 00:18:31,838 --> 00:18:33,546 ‪妳穿的環全都拿掉啦？‬ 266 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,171 ‪有個地方沒拿‬ 267 00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:43,713 ‪謝謝妳僱用我們‬ 268 00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,463 ‪也恭喜妳買了這棟房子和懷孕‬ 269 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,505 ‪-謝謝，不過這不是我家‬ ‪-小維‬ 270 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,005 ‪浴室櫃檯太高了‬ 271 00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,255 ‪我得拿凳子才能…‬ 272 00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:58,296 ‪嗨，妳好‬ 273 00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:01,005 ‪哇，這是誰啊…‬ 274 00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,213 ‪這是誰啊…‬ 275 00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:05,338 ‪你看這裡有誰啊，是妳‬ 276 00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:06,546 ‪太好了‬ 277 00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:08,296 ‪嗨，馬可仕‬ 278 00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:10,088 ‪嗨，對，莎夏‬ 279 00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:11,463 ‪嗨、嘿、嗨‬ 280 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:13,005 ‪別來無恙‬ 281 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,796 ‪-好久不見‬ ‪-對啊‬ 282 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,171 ‪好久，真的好久‬ 283 00:19:19,838 --> 00:19:24,296 ‪不過時光飛逝，現在…目前…‬ 284 00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:26,796 ‪我們齊聚一堂，感覺真好‬ 285 00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:29,796 ‪所以我…‬ 286 00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:32,046 ‪你就是裝空調的人？‬ 287 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,755 ‪這個？不，我只是覺得工作服很好穿‬ 288 00:19:35,338 --> 00:19:36,171 ‪好‬ 289 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,630 ‪妳回來了，我以為妳搬去洛杉磯‬ 290 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,338 ‪對啊‬ 291 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:43,338 ‪我先租下這棟房子，要住兩個月‬ 292 00:19:43,588 --> 00:19:44,880 ‪我們要開新餐廳‬ 293 00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:47,546 ‪如果是租的幹嘛裝空調…‬ 294 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:50,046 ‪不會吧？陳莎夏‬ 295 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,505 ‪金先生，我的天啊‬ 296 00:19:54,713 --> 00:19:55,713 ‪妳看看妳‬ 297 00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:58,546 ‪你一點都沒變，為什麼你不會老？‬ 298 00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:00,463 ‪我用多芬洗臉‬ 299 00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:05,505 ‪沒想到會見到妳‬ ‪我們以為妳不會回來了‬ 300 00:20:05,713 --> 00:20:07,338 ‪妳就像亞洲人的歐普拉‬ 301 00:20:07,713 --> 00:20:09,421 ‪妳現在存多少錢了？‬ 302 00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:11,838 ‪他真的想知道‬ 303 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,380 ‪報上說妳要結婚了‬ 304 00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:17,296 ‪對象是妳的經紀人‬ 305 00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:18,880 ‪看起來是好人‬ 306 00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:20,630 ‪比我想的還老，不過…‬ 307 00:20:21,171 --> 00:20:22,005 ‪人很好‬ 308 00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:23,505 ‪他幾歲？‬ 309 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,296 ‪50出頭‬ 310 00:20:25,546 --> 00:20:27,171 ‪平時練巴西武術‬ 311 00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:29,713 ‪平常買…‬ 312 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,463 ‪潮牌運動服‬ 313 00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:33,588 ‪而且他…‬ 314 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,171 ‪在IG上有五萬七千個粉絲‬ 315 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,838 ‪好，我跟馬可仕‬ 316 00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:42,005 ‪會幫妳搞定，別擔心‬ 317 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,546 ‪錢要投資在紙鈔上‬ 318 00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,463 ‪現金會貶值‬ 319 00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:52,588 ‪小姐，妳真的很故意‬ 320 00:20:52,713 --> 00:20:54,505 ‪我以為只有金先生‬ 321 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,046 ‪完全不知道馬可仕會跟他一起做‬ 322 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,921 ‪這家公司就叫「海瑞父子」耶‬ 323 00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,588 ‪我以為是老夫子的那個「夫子」‬ 324 00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:04,505 ‪-搞錯了嘛‬ ‪-隨便啦‬ 325 00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:05,630 ‪反正妳沒有得逞‬ 326 00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:07,963 ‪妳不是說就像半年的《來電五十》？‬ 327 00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:09,421 ‪要跟陌生人啦‬ 328 00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:12,088 ‪我才不想跟馬可仕約會‬ 329 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,421 ‪我們有太多過去了‬ 330 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,296 ‪而且我現在不喜歡他這一型‬ 331 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,380 ‪因為他不是爛人？‬ 332 00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:20,171 ‪他是個爛人，只是屬於隱形爛人‬ 333 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:23,171 ‪就像有些留鬍子的白人帥哥‬ 334 00:21:23,255 --> 00:21:25,213 ‪突然在路上跑來找妳，帥得迷死人‬ 335 00:21:25,296 --> 00:21:26,796 ‪跟妳問好‬ 336 00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,505 ‪結果發現他們拿著寫字板‬ 337 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:33,546 ‪要妳捐錢拯救瀕臨絕種的動植物‬ 338 00:21:33,838 --> 00:21:34,921 ‪誤導妳‬ 339 00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:37,255 ‪好，就當妳說也許吧‬ 340 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:40,088 ‪我要掛了，丹妮絲要討論育嬰房裝潢‬ 341 00:21:40,171 --> 00:21:42,713 ‪不知道為什麼她很反對企鵝‬ 342 00:21:42,921 --> 00:21:45,088 ‪這隻企鵝還戴帽子耶‬ 343 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,463 ‪超可愛的，我不知道企鵝也會怕冷‬ 344 00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:49,588 ‪戴帽子是想像的啦‬ 345 00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:52,505 ‪我一直搞不懂想像作品‬ ‪到底是真的還是假的‬ 346 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,963 ‪-愛妳喔‬ ‪-我也愛妳，再見‬ 347 00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:01,921 ‪我有泳池耶‬ 348 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,463 ‪你知道誰沒有游泳池嗎？‬ 349 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:05,546 ‪馬可仕‬ 350 00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:14,546 ‪不，洛杉磯的餐廳沒有派別‬ 351 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:15,755 ‪現代越南混合式料理‬ 352 00:22:15,838 --> 00:22:19,046 ‪舊金山的餐廳會更進一步‬ 353 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,713 ‪屬於跨越派別餐廳‬ 354 00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:25,088 ‪對‬ 355 00:22:25,338 --> 00:22:27,713 ‪跨越、轉變、超越‬ 356 00:22:28,338 --> 00:22:29,171 ‪太好了‬ 357 00:22:29,255 --> 00:22:31,755 ‪茱利安，妳的點子每次都很棒，謝謝‬ 358 00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:41,005 ‪老是這樣不累嗎？‬ 359 00:22:41,213 --> 00:22:43,005 ‪我的工作嗎？不會，我樂在其中‬ 360 00:22:43,213 --> 00:22:44,505 ‪我是說妳講電話的聲音‬ 361 00:22:44,921 --> 00:22:45,796 ‪我的什麼？‬ 362 00:22:46,671 --> 00:22:48,796 ‪妳講電話的聲音‬ 363 00:22:49,338 --> 00:22:52,171 ‪「太好了，妳的點子每次都很棒‬ ‪茱利安再見」‬ 364 00:22:52,421 --> 00:22:53,505 ‪好，首先呢‬ 365 00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:54,880 ‪你的口氣聽起來就像魔王‬ 366 00:22:55,338 --> 00:22:56,963 ‪而且你很沒禮貌，馬可仕‬ 367 00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,921 ‪別忘了我是花錢的客人‬ 368 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,005 ‪我只是覺得奇怪‬ ‪因為我知道那不是妳的聲音‬ 369 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,255 ‪我們很久沒見面了‬ 370 00:23:05,421 --> 00:23:07,963 ‪附註，你看過自己‬ ‪穿工作服的樣子嗎？‬ 371 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,421 ‪看起來就像太空流浪漢‬ 372 00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:12,546 ‪我去餐廳了‬ 373 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,255 ‪但是我幫你們買了墨西哥捲餅當早餐‬ 374 00:23:16,171 --> 00:23:18,296 ‪我吃了一個，好吧，兩個‬ 375 00:23:18,588 --> 00:23:20,171 ‪-算這個幹嘛？‬ ‪-很好‬ 376 00:23:21,963 --> 00:23:23,213 ‪維洛妮卡再見‬ 377 00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:24,630 ‪靠，少用妳講電話的聲音‬ 378 00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:31,088 ‪所以只要設定好…‬ 379 00:23:32,171 --> 00:23:33,046 ‪就不必管了‬ 380 00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:34,713 ‪跟那個東西的廣告一樣‬ 381 00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:36,713 ‪-什麼東西？‬ ‪-我忘了‬ 382 00:23:36,796 --> 00:23:39,838 ‪不過如果出問題‬ ‪我說過，打來就對了‬ 383 00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:41,963 ‪謝謝你，金先生‬ 384 00:23:46,005 --> 00:23:48,213 ‪-謝謝你，馬可仕‬ ‪-不客氣，莎夏‬ 385 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,338 ‪等等，你有邀莎夏明天聽你演出嗎？‬ 386 00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:56,296 ‪-她保證喜歡‬ ‪-沒‬ 387 00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:58,588 ‪-演出？‬ ‪-他的樂團，哈囉災難‬ 388 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,796 ‪-妳一定要去，他們很厲害‬ ‪-不要這樣‬ 389 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,338 ‪哈囉災難還沒解散？‬ 390 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,630 ‪-16年了‬ ‪-哇‬ 391 00:24:04,838 --> 00:24:06,588 ‪-我把傳單拿給妳‬ ‪-不要拿…‬ 392 00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,213 ‪-就在車上‬ ‪-你幹嘛…‬ 393 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:13,380 ‪-所有創團元老都還在？‬ ‪-沒有，只剩我和魁薩‬ 394 00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,046 ‪記得東尼吉爾嗎？‬ 395 00:24:15,255 --> 00:24:16,630 ‪-記得‬ ‪-他加入了‬ 396 00:24:16,713 --> 00:24:18,713 ‪只有鼓手小琴妳不認識‬ 397 00:24:18,838 --> 00:24:19,755 ‪她很厲害‬ 398 00:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,921 ‪她在舊金山灣區長大，有三個媽媽‬ 399 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:25,255 ‪他們家的衛生棉預算一定很高‬ 400 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:26,838 ‪妳看‬ 401 00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:28,255 ‪（哈囉災難5月10日演出）‬ 402 00:24:28,338 --> 00:24:29,880 ‪我明天的時間有點滿…‬ 403 00:24:30,505 --> 00:24:32,213 ‪-對‬ ‪-如果有空的話‬ 404 00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:35,255 ‪我忍不住嘛‬ 405 00:24:35,963 --> 00:24:39,171 ‪沒想到你們兩個會失聯‬ ‪畢竟以前感情那麼好‬ 406 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,130 ‪我一直以為…‬ 407 00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,130 ‪你們也許會在一起‬ 408 00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:46,338 ‪爸，拜託‬ 409 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:49,755 ‪好‬ 410 00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:51,838 ‪對‬ 411 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,963 ‪（哈囉災難樂團簡介）‬ 412 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,713 ‪（美饌佳餚雜誌‬ ‪最佳新人主廚：陳莎夏）‬ 413 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,880 ‪（聖餐館）‬ 414 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,088 ‪我們在設計上完全採用妳的想法‬ 415 00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:54,963 ‪強調原本的空間結構‬ 416 00:25:55,046 --> 00:25:59,421 ‪我想在這裡用大型長條桌‬ ‪搭配流行古比椅‬ 417 00:25:59,505 --> 00:26:02,005 ‪這邊是兩人桌搭配古比椅‬ 418 00:26:02,088 --> 00:26:04,713 ‪這邊我想放四人桌配古比椅‬ 419 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,880 ‪這個小角落我想放六人圓桌搭配…‬ 420 00:26:07,963 --> 00:26:09,796 ‪我猜我猜：古比椅‬ 421 00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:11,796 ‪我想的是高背椅‬ 422 00:26:12,255 --> 00:26:14,046 ‪但妳是老闆‬ 423 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,380 ‪所以當然可以改成古比椅‬ 424 00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:18,880 ‪我連古比椅長什麼樣子都不知道‬ 425 00:26:19,213 --> 00:26:21,213 ‪看起來有點像椅子‬ 426 00:26:22,921 --> 00:26:24,296 ‪也就是有…‬ 427 00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:25,880 ‪有這些像是…‬ 428 00:26:26,630 --> 00:26:27,921 ‪四個…‬ 429 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,338 ‪椅腳，我幹嘛要比這個？‬ 430 00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:31,505 ‪真糟糕‬ 431 00:26:31,588 --> 00:26:32,588 ‪對不起‬ 432 00:26:32,963 --> 00:26:33,796 ‪莎夏‬ 433 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,713 ‪有人嗎？‬ 434 00:26:35,421 --> 00:26:36,588 ‪莎夏‬ 435 00:26:37,213 --> 00:26:38,588 ‪莎夏？妳在裡面嗎？‬ 436 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,171 ‪-我爸媽為什麼會來？‬ ‪-不知道‬ 437 00:26:42,921 --> 00:26:44,005 ‪我一直在說「古比」‬ 438 00:26:44,088 --> 00:26:44,963 ‪對啊‬ 439 00:26:45,088 --> 00:26:46,213 ‪我好沮喪‬ 440 00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:47,755 ‪妳的上唇冒汗‬ 441 00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:48,880 ‪她會開除我對不對？‬ 442 00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:51,213 ‪不會，她會叫我開除妳‬ 443 00:26:54,463 --> 00:26:55,380 ‪嗨‬ 444 00:26:57,088 --> 00:26:58,296 ‪嗨‬ 445 00:26:59,296 --> 00:27:01,421 ‪過得怎麼樣？‬ 446 00:27:01,963 --> 00:27:05,546 ‪-沒想到你們會來‬ ‪-誰去機場接妳？‬ 447 00:27:05,630 --> 00:27:06,880 ‪我叫車‬ 448 00:27:07,046 --> 00:27:08,130 ‪天啊‬ 449 00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:09,671 ‪要付小費嗎？‬ 450 00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,421 ‪爸，不用，我趁司機減速時跳車了‬ 451 00:27:13,338 --> 00:27:15,171 ‪你們跑來做什麼？‬ 452 00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:18,130 ‪維洛妮卡在臉書上留言說妳在這裡‬ 453 00:27:20,921 --> 00:27:23,505 ‪有人打來問我古比椅的事‬ 454 00:27:23,838 --> 00:27:25,338 ‪我們好高興，妳總算回來了‬ 455 00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:27,630 ‪我們把店賣掉後變得好閒‬ 456 00:27:27,921 --> 00:27:30,755 ‪所以下週要幫妳表哥拜瑞的兒子小連‬ 457 00:27:30,838 --> 00:27:32,130 ‪辦場生日宴會‬ 458 00:27:32,713 --> 00:27:34,671 ‪剛好讓妳看新房子‬ 459 00:27:34,755 --> 00:27:37,463 ‪我本來以為退休會很慘，結果很不錯‬ 460 00:27:37,546 --> 00:27:39,713 ‪昨天我在樹上裝了鳥類餵食器‬ 461 00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:40,755 ‪那很好啊，爸‬ 462 00:27:40,838 --> 00:27:42,046 ‪可是不瞞你們說‬ 463 00:27:42,338 --> 00:27:44,338 ‪我因為餐廳要開張所以很忙‬ 464 00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:48,880 ‪我要在兩個月內決定空間配置‬ ‪設計菜單、選擇供應商‬ 465 00:27:49,171 --> 00:27:51,505 ‪然後飛到紐約重頭來過‬ 466 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,755 ‪哪一天？‬ 467 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,630 ‪我紐約有朋友可以接妳‬ 468 00:27:54,796 --> 00:27:55,963 ‪這樣就不必付小費了‬ 469 00:28:41,796 --> 00:28:43,796 ‪（雷尬酒吧）‬ 470 00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:52,296 ‪（團員專用）‬ 471 00:28:52,421 --> 00:28:55,463 ‪各位找我做週邊產品就對了‬ 472 00:28:55,546 --> 00:28:59,213 ‪我們的T恤銷售長紅‬ 473 00:28:59,296 --> 00:29:00,130 ‪正點‬ 474 00:29:00,796 --> 00:29:02,130 ‪賣掉幾件？‬ 475 00:29:02,463 --> 00:29:03,463 ‪九件‬ 476 00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:05,880 ‪兩件退回來了，所以…‬ 477 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,505 ‪七件‬ 478 00:29:07,755 --> 00:29:11,630 ‪-七件？‬ ‪-我還有這個‬ 479 00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:16,255 ‪哈囉災難‬ 480 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,296 ‪碰‬ 481 00:29:19,005 --> 00:29:21,088 ‪但是網球跟我們樂團無關‬ 482 00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:24,296 ‪我不同意，我們樂團‬ ‪本來就沒多大意義‬ 483 00:29:25,171 --> 00:29:26,005 ‪好‬ 484 00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,880 ‪如果想讓這些商品…‬ 485 00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:31,588 ‪更好賣，也許我們應該考慮‬ 486 00:29:32,255 --> 00:29:33,338 ‪到大場地表演‬ 487 00:29:33,421 --> 00:29:35,130 ‪什麼時候要討論內部不合問題？‬ 488 00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:37,213 ‪因為我現在很氣你們兩個‬ 489 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,380 ‪馬可仕，你有問南方酒吧‬ 490 00:29:39,463 --> 00:29:41,171 ‪能不能讓我們在週四晚上表演嗎？‬ 491 00:29:41,255 --> 00:29:42,963 ‪這個嘛…沒有‬ 492 00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:44,213 ‪我不喜歡南方酒吧‬ 493 00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:46,088 ‪好，說的好‬ 494 00:29:46,171 --> 00:29:48,838 ‪可是那邊面積是這裡的三倍‬ 495 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,713 ‪可是那在市區的另一邊‬ ‪我們在那邊默默無名‬ 496 00:29:51,796 --> 00:29:53,463 ‪對，因為我們從來沒去過‬ 497 00:29:53,796 --> 00:29:56,338 ‪馬可仕，這就像你以前不喝冷泡咖啡‬ 498 00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:57,713 ‪因為你沒聽過這東西‬ 499 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,588 ‪我花了一年時間勸你嚐嚐看‬ 500 00:30:00,671 --> 00:30:02,380 ‪後來怎麼樣啊？‬ 501 00:30:02,755 --> 00:30:05,213 ‪-你現在最愛喝什麼？‬ ‪-冷泡咖啡‬ 502 00:30:05,296 --> 00:30:06,713 ‪冷泡咖啡‬ 503 00:30:07,463 --> 00:30:09,296 ‪我氣東尼也氣我自己‬ 504 00:30:10,046 --> 00:30:12,963 ‪我覺得東尼很煩‬ ‪卻因為自己這樣想而生氣‬ 505 00:30:19,296 --> 00:30:20,338 ‪謝謝各位‬ 506 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:21,921 ‪下一個樂團是哈囉災難‬ 507 00:30:22,005 --> 00:30:23,380 ‪千萬別錯過‬ 508 00:30:25,671 --> 00:30:27,921 ‪大家好‬ 509 00:30:28,421 --> 00:30:30,921 ‪舊金山灣區的觀眾大家好‬ 510 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:33,588 ‪耶‬ 511 00:30:33,838 --> 00:30:36,046 ‪大家好，我們是「哈囉災難」‬ 512 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,921 ‪每天為大家帶來動聽歌曲‬ 513 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,671 ‪說到這個‬ 514 00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:42,380 ‪哪位觀眾喜歡網球的？‬ 515 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,713 ‪好‬ 516 00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:48,255 ‪網球是很好的運動‬ 517 00:30:48,796 --> 00:30:51,671 ‪-我們還有「哈囉災難」網球…‬ ‪-耶‬ 518 00:30:51,755 --> 00:30:53,838 ‪《男孩別哭》有幾場戲好像在這裡拍‬ 519 00:30:54,505 --> 00:30:55,421 ‪哪一段？‬ 520 00:30:56,213 --> 00:30:57,213 ‪讓人難過的那一段‬ 521 00:30:57,338 --> 00:30:58,338 ‪開始了，耶‬ 522 00:30:58,546 --> 00:31:00,505 ‪好，各位來賓‬ 523 00:31:00,630 --> 00:31:02,546 ‪好，誰想聽音樂？‬ 524 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:04,963 ‪那就開唱吧‬ 525 00:31:10,046 --> 00:31:11,130 ‪謝謝妳陪我‬ 526 00:31:11,796 --> 00:31:12,630 ‪不客氣‬ 527 00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:20,213 ‪♪-哈囉‬ ‪-這就是我們的問候法♪‬ 528 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:22,921 ‪♪這就是我們每天問候的方法♪‬ 529 00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:25,880 ‪♪我們是「哈囉災難」四人組♪‬ 530 00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:28,380 ‪♪我們的歌曲寓教於樂♪‬ 531 00:31:28,463 --> 00:31:31,088 ‪♪我們跟今晚所有來賓說哈囉♪‬ 532 00:31:31,171 --> 00:31:34,463 ‪♪真高興各位來到這園地，明天…♪‬ 533 00:31:34,546 --> 00:31:35,588 ‪他們還是很厲害‬ 534 00:31:35,671 --> 00:31:38,755 ‪♪…告訴你的朋友和敵人‬ ‪說我們如何讓你心花怒放♪‬ 535 00:31:38,838 --> 00:31:40,796 ‪♪像是哈囉，我叫馬可仕♪‬ 536 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,338 ‪♪用歌詞配你的死屍♪‬ 537 00:31:42,421 --> 00:31:45,005 ‪♪灣區最有名，比北極冷酷♪‬ 538 00:31:45,088 --> 00:31:47,463 ‪♪想吃精神食糧？‬ ‪來聽「哈囉災難」就對了♪‬ 539 00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:50,421 ‪♪我們最聰明‬ ‪雖然大家都知我們抽大麻♪‬ 540 00:31:50,505 --> 00:31:52,671 ‪♪歡迎來到以前沒有笨蛋的城市♪‬ 541 00:31:52,755 --> 00:31:55,588 ‪♪結果電腦迷開悍馬車‬ ‪霸佔所有水溝♪‬ 542 00:31:55,671 --> 00:31:58,671 ‪♪再讓我看到有文青開咖啡店♪‬ 543 00:31:58,755 --> 00:32:01,421 ‪♪我就用招牌空手道撂倒別人♪‬ 544 00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:03,380 ‪我竟然可以深蹲‬ 545 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,338 ‪-小心點‬ ‪-好‬ 546 00:32:08,838 --> 00:32:11,338 ‪♪我們拿麻雀當令箭百步穿楊♪‬ 547 00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:13,421 ‪♪我們是「哈囉災難」‬ ‪在這裡為你演出♪‬ 548 00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:15,630 ‪為了慶祝妳快要臨盆‬ 549 00:32:15,755 --> 00:32:17,880 ‪我想辦個動物園主題聚會‬ 550 00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:19,505 ‪-動物園？‬ ‪-對，動物園‬ 551 00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:21,046 ‪-非常安全，有猴子…‬ ‪-不要‬ 552 00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,338 ‪我要換尿布很長一段時間‬ 553 00:32:23,421 --> 00:32:25,630 ‪不想在慶祝懷孕時聞到大便‬ 554 00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,588 ‪我不會真的弄一個動物園…‬ 555 00:32:27,671 --> 00:32:29,671 ‪太扯了，莎夏和維洛妮卡？‬ 556 00:32:29,755 --> 00:32:30,713 ‪-妳們好‬ ‪-嗨‬ 557 00:32:30,796 --> 00:32:32,088 ‪東尼，你看起來好帥‬ 558 00:32:32,171 --> 00:32:33,796 ‪謝謝，我很好‬ 559 00:32:35,046 --> 00:32:36,921 ‪靠，孩子不是我的吧？‬ 560 00:32:37,005 --> 00:32:38,630 ‪老公，是我未婚夫的‬ 561 00:32:38,921 --> 00:32:40,630 ‪-丹妮絲‬ ‪-好‬ 562 00:32:40,713 --> 00:32:44,963 ‪我完全支持性別平權‬ 563 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,296 ‪所以我要感謝妳的貢獻‬ 564 00:32:50,046 --> 00:32:52,755 ‪反正我以為妳不能來‬ 565 00:32:53,213 --> 00:32:56,338 ‪行程突然異動，所以跑來欣賞‬ 566 00:32:56,546 --> 00:32:57,380 ‪好啊，沒問題‬ 567 00:32:57,546 --> 00:32:58,505 ‪對啊，真好玩‬ 568 00:32:59,421 --> 00:33:00,546 ‪你們真的很厲害‬ 569 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,213 ‪-你們超受歡迎的‬ ‪-對啊‬ 570 00:33:03,338 --> 00:33:06,505 ‪不知道妳們有沒有聽說‬ ‪我們賣出七件T恤‬ 571 00:33:07,338 --> 00:33:09,380 ‪-你開佐丹奴喔？‬ ‪-沒錯‬ 572 00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:13,296 ‪雖然我很想整晚敘舊，但是不行‬ 573 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:16,671 ‪我要去檢查胎盤有沒有掉下來‬ 574 00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:18,630 ‪-再見，謝謝喔‬ ‪-不客氣‬ 575 00:33:18,713 --> 00:33:19,713 ‪超開心的‬ 576 00:33:19,796 --> 00:33:22,171 ‪-小維再見‬ ‪-我的最愛‬ 577 00:33:22,338 --> 00:33:23,171 ‪拜託，東尼‬ 578 00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:25,921 ‪你們想做什麼？餓了嗎？‬ 579 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:27,588 ‪對，我想吃點東西‬ 580 00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:30,921 ‪我明天要早起，心領了，馬可仕‬ 581 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,880 ‪寶貝，你超強的‬ 582 00:33:36,171 --> 00:33:38,421 ‪你今天的表演超越巔峰‬ 583 00:33:42,338 --> 00:33:44,713 ‪天啊，我都忘了你們是一對‬ 584 00:33:44,796 --> 00:33:45,630 ‪我…‬ 585 00:33:46,005 --> 00:33:46,838 ‪要去…‬ 586 00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:48,213 ‪投票‬ 587 00:33:49,046 --> 00:33:51,963 ‪-寶貝，你表演得太好了‬ ‪-珍妮‬ 588 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,921 ‪珍妮，這位是莎夏‬ ‪莎夏，這位是珍妮‬ 589 00:33:55,921 --> 00:33:56,963 ‪天啊‬ 590 00:33:57,755 --> 00:33:58,755 ‪陳莎夏？‬ 591 00:34:01,921 --> 00:34:02,921 ‪好‬ 592 00:34:04,046 --> 00:34:05,880 ‪好多頭髮‬ 593 00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,005 ‪跑進我嘴裡了‬ 594 00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:12,670 ‪終於見到廬山真面目了‬ 595 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,045 ‪幸會‬ 596 00:34:15,045 --> 00:34:19,088 ‪馬可仕說你們是舊識，我還不太相信‬ 597 00:34:20,505 --> 00:34:21,838 ‪我是妳的超級粉絲‬ 598 00:34:22,755 --> 00:34:24,920 ‪今晚請務必賞光，我下廚‬ 599 00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:27,380 ‪-莎夏明天要早起‬ ‪-其實…‬ 600 00:34:28,005 --> 00:34:29,130 ‪也不必太早起‬ 601 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:31,170 ‪真的？‬ 602 00:34:46,045 --> 00:34:47,920 ‪哇，珍妮‬ 603 00:34:48,838 --> 00:34:50,880 ‪看起來真好吃‬ 604 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,005 ‪謝謝‬ 605 00:34:57,045 --> 00:34:58,546 ‪這是維也納香腸嗎？‬ 606 00:34:58,630 --> 00:34:59,463 ‪對‬ 607 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:06,880 ‪真好吃‬ 608 00:35:07,296 --> 00:35:08,588 ‪嗨‬ 609 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:09,796 ‪她喜歡耶‬ 610 00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:12,755 ‪陳莎夏稱讚我的廚藝耶‬ 611 00:35:14,421 --> 00:35:16,005 ‪你們怎麼認識的？‬ 612 00:35:20,421 --> 00:35:22,838 ‪我服務的社區青少年團體‬ 613 00:35:23,505 --> 00:35:29,255 ‪要舉辦熱帶鳥類走私的行動藝術‬ 614 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:30,671 ‪結果…‬ 615 00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:32,546 ‪「哈囉災難」也在演出名單中‬ 616 00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:34,421 ‪我看到他的演出後‬ 617 00:35:34,505 --> 00:35:35,963 ‪就愛上他了‬ 618 00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:40,005 ‪哇，寶貝，都過了快五個月了‬ 619 00:35:40,088 --> 00:35:42,171 ‪-時間過得好快‬ ‪-五個月？哇‬ 620 00:35:42,255 --> 00:35:44,963 ‪我跟馬可仕結婚前有好幾個男朋友‬ 621 00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:46,463 ‪什麼？‬ 622 00:35:46,838 --> 00:35:47,880 ‪你們結婚了？‬ 623 00:35:48,171 --> 00:35:49,338 ‪其實沒有‬ 624 00:35:49,671 --> 00:35:52,588 ‪不是傳統異性戀霸權的婚姻‬ 625 00:35:54,005 --> 00:35:55,380 ‪我們的婚姻屬於精神層面‬ 626 00:35:55,671 --> 00:35:56,796 ‪還有性交層面‬ 627 00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:58,546 ‪但不是字面上的婚姻‬ 628 00:36:00,005 --> 00:36:01,963 ‪反正珍妮秀外慧中‬ 629 00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:04,880 ‪輔導社區內的弱勢兒童‬ 630 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:08,421 ‪教他們戲劇和音樂，我也學到不少‬ 631 00:36:08,505 --> 00:36:11,171 ‪知道怎麼主動瞭解週遭世界‬ 632 00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:12,505 ‪太好了‬ 633 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,630 ‪另外這些是名廚寶拉狄恩代言的盤子‬ 634 00:36:17,296 --> 00:36:18,255 ‪她有種族歧視‬ 635 00:36:18,921 --> 00:36:21,046 ‪我知道，所以這些是偷來的‬ 636 00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:31,171 ‪-再來一口‬ ‪-再來一口‬ 637 00:36:38,046 --> 00:36:40,588 ‪你不必載我回家，我可以叫優步‬ 638 00:36:41,005 --> 00:36:43,755 ‪我可以收車錢撫平妳的罪惡感‬ 639 00:36:44,130 --> 00:36:45,213 ‪我才不要咧‬ 640 00:36:49,546 --> 00:36:50,380 ‪所以…‬ 641 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,713 ‪珍妮…‬ 642 00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:53,421 ‪很有特色‬ 643 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,171 ‪對，她…‬ 644 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,088 ‪很自由‬ 645 00:36:57,171 --> 00:37:00,296 ‪她是東方人，怎麼能弄出雷鬼頭？‬ 646 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,421 ‪不知道，不過要用毛線針‬ 647 00:37:03,213 --> 00:37:04,796 ‪底下也是雷鬼頭嗎？‬ 648 00:37:05,171 --> 00:37:06,713 ‪沒有，只是一堆毛‬ 649 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,380 ‪其實我滿喜歡的‬ 650 00:37:09,463 --> 00:37:12,338 ‪她睡覺不穿褲子‬ ‪就像性感的亞洲維尼小熊‬ 651 00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:18,380 ‪不會吧？‬ 652 00:37:19,713 --> 00:37:22,713 ‪-你的可樂娜還在？‬ ‪-而且一樣破‬ 653 00:37:26,630 --> 00:37:28,338 ‪門鎖2007年就壞了‬ 654 00:37:33,088 --> 00:37:33,921 ‪我知道‬ 655 00:37:47,963 --> 00:37:49,088 ‪妳在看什麼？‬ 656 00:37:49,171 --> 00:37:51,213 ‪-沒什麼‬ ‪-妳為什麼看我的後座？‬ 657 00:37:51,421 --> 00:37:52,838 ‪我沒有，我只是…‬ 658 00:37:53,713 --> 00:37:55,671 ‪按摩師說我要…‬ 659 00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:57,338 ‪-脖子要旋...‬ ‪-要看後座？‬ 660 00:37:57,421 --> 00:37:59,255 ‪-對‬ ‪-因為我們在後座炒飯？‬ 661 00:37:59,338 --> 00:38:01,463 ‪-天啊‬ ‪-所以妳才往後看‬ 662 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:02,463 ‪我只是幫妳說出口‬ 663 00:38:03,838 --> 00:38:06,296 ‪過這麼多年看到有什麼感想？‬ 664 00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,921 ‪比我記憶中的還小、還噁‬ 665 00:38:09,005 --> 00:38:11,005 ‪妳最好是真的是講後座‬ 666 00:38:12,546 --> 00:38:15,005 ‪對了，如果當初我破處的地方‬ 667 00:38:15,088 --> 00:38:18,213 ‪是在美美的涼亭裡，上面還鋪毯子‬ 668 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:20,380 ‪那就好了‬ 669 00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:21,713 ‪或者灣區旁的小旅館‬ 670 00:38:22,005 --> 00:38:24,130 ‪-灣區旁的旅館？‬ ‪-灣區旁的旅館‬ 671 00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:27,171 ‪妳以為我是跟同事搞不倫的律師啊？‬ 672 00:38:27,713 --> 00:38:29,338 ‪我當時才18歲，窮光蛋一個‬ 673 00:38:29,421 --> 00:38:30,838 ‪你可以存錢啊‬ 674 00:38:30,921 --> 00:38:31,796 ‪不然去偷啊‬ 675 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,296 ‪你以前每天都去彩虹雜貨店偷零食‬ 676 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,380 ‪那個不叫偷，叫「試吃」‬ 677 00:38:36,463 --> 00:38:38,671 ‪所以才有方便試吃的設計‬ 678 00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:41,546 ‪隨便，好就是好，對吧？‬ 679 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,588 ‪請跟珍妮說我欣賞她的熱情‬ 680 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,588 ‪雖然香腸不太行‬ 681 00:38:46,963 --> 00:38:49,421 ‪瑪卡粉混番茄醬也不行，但…‬ 682 00:38:50,046 --> 00:38:51,463 ‪她的能量、她的氣‬ 683 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,630 ‪她的陰陽，這些都很讚‬ 684 00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:54,963 ‪我會的‬ 685 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,713 ‪好，再見‬ 686 00:39:01,796 --> 00:39:02,630 ‪再見‬ 687 00:39:06,338 --> 00:39:08,088 ‪我要從外面打開‬ 688 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,005 ‪又亮出那傢伙了‬ 689 00:39:12,671 --> 00:39:14,130 ‪車窗這東西掉在我手上‬ 690 00:39:18,130 --> 00:39:19,046 ‪妳說什麼？‬ 691 00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:21,046 ‪我說車窗這東西掉在我手上‬ 692 00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:22,380 ‪好，沒關係‬ 693 00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:23,755 ‪-謝謝‬ ‪-好，再見‬ 694 00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:24,755 ‪再見‬ 695 00:39:36,921 --> 00:39:39,755 ‪我們可以讓圖案做得跟書法一樣‬ 696 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:42,963 ‪好，要印在宣紙上，白人最吃這一套‬ 697 00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:44,088 ‪就是我‬ 698 00:39:46,338 --> 00:39:47,338 ‪嗨‬ 699 00:39:47,421 --> 00:39:48,796 ‪餐具行業務來了‬ 700 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,505 ‪我知道，東西很多‬ 701 00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:52,171 ‪網飛剛剛打來了‬ 702 00:39:52,255 --> 00:39:55,088 ‪他們想知道妳這個禮拜天‬ ‪能不能在費蒙特辦殺青宴‬ 703 00:39:55,755 --> 00:39:57,505 ‪-是《王冠》嗎？‬ ‪-不是‬ 704 00:39:57,588 --> 00:40:00,921 ‪是凱文詹姆斯的新節目‬ ‪他演年輕版的富蘭克林‬ 705 00:40:04,046 --> 00:40:05,796 ‪靠，好啦，我做‬ 706 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,713 ‪無所謂‬ 707 00:40:06,796 --> 00:40:07,838 ‪好‬ 708 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:16,130 ‪（周伯登）‬ 709 00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,380 ‪這不是印度名模拉克希米嗎？‬ 710 00:40:25,671 --> 00:40:28,380 ‪他跟印度名模搞《來電五十》？‬ 711 00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:32,005 ‪那個愚蠢、美麗‬ ‪又天資過人的拉克希米‬ 712 00:40:37,463 --> 00:40:38,338 ‪（馬可仕）‬ 713 00:40:38,421 --> 00:40:40,296 ‪（連結：亞洲人怎麼做雷鬼頭）‬ 714 00:40:46,588 --> 00:40:48,505 ‪我們在網路時代前怎麼做？‬ 715 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:52,130 ‪我要直接填試演申請書‬ 716 00:40:53,630 --> 00:40:56,755 ‪（謝了，我整晚想破頭）‬ 717 00:40:56,838 --> 00:40:59,130 ‪他們要知道我們有誰結婚了‬ 718 00:40:59,213 --> 00:41:00,880 ‪才能申請試演‬ 719 00:41:00,963 --> 00:41:03,338 ‪真是奇怪，喂，馬可仕‬ 720 00:41:03,421 --> 00:41:05,505 ‪你在聽我講話還是跟別人聊天？‬ 721 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:09,171 ‪-我在聽，什麼事？‬ ‪-我打給南方酒吧了‬ 722 00:41:09,255 --> 00:41:11,796 ‪他們說星期四有空，但是我們得試演‬ 723 00:41:12,213 --> 00:41:13,588 ‪要跟其他100個樂團比‬ 724 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,338 ‪一定的，畢竟是南方酒吧‬ 725 00:41:15,421 --> 00:41:16,380 ‪這樣不是很好嗎？‬ 726 00:41:17,046 --> 00:41:18,046 ‪我問你個問題‬ 727 00:41:18,421 --> 00:41:19,255 ‪問啊‬ 728 00:41:19,338 --> 00:41:21,171 ‪你那天為什麼不一起吃晚餐？‬ 729 00:41:21,671 --> 00:41:22,546 ‪什麼晚餐？‬ 730 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:23,671 ‪表演結束後‬ 731 00:41:23,755 --> 00:41:26,005 ‪記得嗎？我們本來要‬ ‪一起吃晚餐，結果…‬ 732 00:41:26,213 --> 00:41:28,255 ‪珍妮一出現你就閃人‬ 733 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,213 ‪喔，那個…‬ 734 00:41:32,171 --> 00:41:34,171 ‪你知道我有…‬ 735 00:41:34,588 --> 00:41:36,005 ‪-什麼？‬ ‪-我知道什麼？‬ 736 00:41:36,088 --> 00:41:37,505 ‪-你本來要說什麼‬ ‪-你…‬ 737 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:38,921 ‪我問你為什麼閃人‬ 738 00:41:39,005 --> 00:41:40,463 ‪對，然後你說了什麼？‬ 739 00:41:40,546 --> 00:41:42,046 ‪-我沒有‬ ‪-你要說我為什麼閃人‬ 740 00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:43,505 ‪沒有，我問你為什麼‬ 741 00:41:43,713 --> 00:41:44,588 ‪對‬ 742 00:41:45,338 --> 00:41:46,588 ‪你忘了本來要編的藉口？‬ 743 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,255 ‪-對‬ ‪-好‬ 744 00:41:49,130 --> 00:41:50,130 ‪隨便啦‬ 745 00:41:50,421 --> 00:41:52,921 ‪會開完了嗎？因為我要抽大麻了‬ 746 00:41:53,005 --> 00:41:54,713 ‪但是我希望尊重程序‬ 747 00:41:55,088 --> 00:41:56,463 ‪我也是，一起呼吧‬ 748 00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:01,296 ‪-把低氣壓趕跑‬ ‪-對‬ 749 00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:28,130 ‪拜瑞‬ 750 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:31,755 ‪真高興妳來了‬ ‪我每次看到名人表妹就開心‬ 751 00:42:31,838 --> 00:42:33,838 ‪沒有啦，謝謝你邀我‬ 752 00:42:35,838 --> 00:42:37,130 ‪真是不敢相信‬ 753 00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:39,880 ‪你知道我八歲生日時爸媽送什麼嗎？‬ 754 00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:40,963 ‪拖鞋‬ 755 00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:44,213 ‪他們對小連很照顧‬ 756 00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:45,921 ‪關係真的很親密‬ 757 00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:47,671 ‪小連真幸福‬ 758 00:42:47,755 --> 00:42:49,421 ‪但有時過火了點‬ 759 00:42:49,505 --> 00:42:51,588 ‪像是找藝人模仿黛安娜羅斯‬ 760 00:42:55,130 --> 00:42:58,171 ‪慶祝八歲小孩生日‬ ‪幹嘛請人模仿黛安娜羅斯？‬ 761 00:42:58,838 --> 00:43:01,213 ‪妳爸說價格比碧昂絲便宜很多‬ 762 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,546 ‪妳什麼時候要檢查胎兒性別？‬ 763 00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:13,088 ‪我尊重多重性別‬ ‪妳送灰色嬰兒服就好‬ 764 00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:14,588 ‪-嗨‬ ‪-嗨‬ 765 00:43:15,046 --> 00:43:16,046 ‪-耶‬ ‪-你來了‬ 766 00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:17,505 ‪-謝謝妳邀我‬ ‪-不客氣‬ 767 00:43:17,588 --> 00:43:18,463 ‪對啊‬ 768 00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:23,088 ‪-小維，妳怎麼樣？‬ ‪-明知故問‬ 769 00:43:24,130 --> 00:43:25,505 ‪-對啊‬ ‪-對‬ 770 00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:28,630 ‪你爸先到了‬ 771 00:43:31,171 --> 00:43:33,255 ‪-要檸檬水嗎？‬ ‪-謝謝‬ 772 00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:34,380 ‪我叫海瑞‬ 773 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:35,796 ‪黛安娜羅斯的鐵粉‬ 774 00:43:36,546 --> 00:43:38,380 ‪我叫凱茜，檸檬水的鐵粉‬ 775 00:43:40,046 --> 00:43:41,755 ‪我不知道要送什麼‬ 776 00:43:41,838 --> 00:43:43,130 ‪所以我買樂高積木‬ 777 00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:45,630 ‪莎夏，妳送什麼？‬ 778 00:43:45,921 --> 00:43:47,380 ‪小孩都喜歡巧克力吧？‬ 779 00:43:47,463 --> 00:43:50,088 ‪妳買灑了法國灰海鹽的抹茶巧克力？‬ 780 00:43:50,171 --> 00:43:52,255 ‪對，小鬼都知道這玩意兒好吃‬ 781 00:43:55,213 --> 00:43:56,713 ‪（周伯登）‬ 782 00:43:58,005 --> 00:43:59,338 ‪抱歉，馬上回來‬ 783 00:43:59,588 --> 00:44:00,630 ‪好啊‬ 784 00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:02,588 ‪什麼樣的樂高？‬ 785 00:44:03,171 --> 00:44:04,046 ‪紅色的‬ 786 00:44:07,171 --> 00:44:08,088 ‪-嗨‬ ‪-嗨‬ 787 00:44:08,171 --> 00:44:09,796 ‪我知道當初說過不討論的‬ 788 00:44:09,963 --> 00:44:11,380 ‪沒關係‬ 789 00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:13,588 ‪只是昨天…‬ 790 00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:15,005 ‪我突然想到‬ 791 00:44:16,046 --> 00:44:18,171 ‪我終於瞭解…‬ 792 00:44:19,046 --> 00:44:22,796 ‪妳的全球品牌格局要放大‬ 793 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,255 ‪拉克希米今天幫我做早餐時也同意‬ 794 00:44:26,255 --> 00:44:28,755 ‪妳的料理可以橫跨世界各洲‬ 795 00:44:28,838 --> 00:44:30,838 ‪-伯登‬ ‪-跨越派別…‬ 796 00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:32,088 ‪-跨越…‬ ‪-伯登‬ 797 00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:34,671 ‪-什麼？‬ ‪-我懶得鳥你，好嗎？‬ 798 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,921 ‪我懶得鳥你對品牌定位的想法‬ 799 00:44:37,588 --> 00:44:39,505 ‪你從來沒愛過我，只是在商言商‬ 800 00:44:39,755 --> 00:44:42,546 ‪我竟然把生育黃金期浪費在你身上‬ 801 00:44:43,255 --> 00:44:44,880 ‪我希望你得到報應‬ 802 00:44:44,963 --> 00:44:48,005 ‪投胎變成噁心的小蜥蜴‬ 803 00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:50,671 ‪然後被登山客一腳踩死‬ 804 00:44:51,546 --> 00:44:54,005 ‪我希望你被搞到死‬ 805 00:44:54,296 --> 00:44:55,671 ‪我希望你得瘧疾‬ 806 00:44:55,921 --> 00:44:59,088 ‪然後拉到死，你這個屎人‬ 807 00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:06,713 ‪口氣溫柔點，拜託‬ 808 00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:08,963 ‪山羊都被妳嚇到了‬ 809 00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,088 ‪我們玩完了‬ 810 00:45:13,921 --> 00:45:17,130 ‪我就好像小美人魚，愛上英俊瀟灑‬ 811 00:45:17,213 --> 00:45:19,088 ‪輪廓分明的韓國猛男雕像‬ 812 00:45:19,171 --> 00:45:20,588 ‪他實在太完美了‬ 813 00:45:20,671 --> 00:45:22,755 ‪我老覺得自己在他身邊就要假惺惺‬ 814 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:24,130 ‪就像如果我要放屁‬ 815 00:45:24,296 --> 00:45:26,671 ‪得跑到另一個房間才敢解放‬ 816 00:45:26,755 --> 00:45:28,380 ‪而且他什麼都只想到自己‬ 817 00:45:28,463 --> 00:45:31,171 ‪一直說他多喜歡、支持我的事業‬ 818 00:45:31,255 --> 00:45:33,588 ‪其實重點在於他要有面子‬ 819 00:45:34,213 --> 00:45:37,046 ‪這些男人都說自己多想要女強人‬ 820 00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:39,088 ‪其實骨子裡只想要啦啦隊‬ 821 00:45:39,588 --> 00:45:42,713 ‪對，我會變成孤獨老人死在大房子裡‬ 822 00:45:42,796 --> 00:45:46,296 ‪四週一片死寂‬ ‪我有這個預感，馬可仕‬ 823 00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:49,046 ‪好啦…‬ 824 00:45:51,838 --> 00:45:53,796 ‪你只會說：「好啦…」？‬ 825 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,755 ‪妳剛開始講時我還有長篇大論‬ 826 00:45:55,838 --> 00:45:57,213 ‪到最後全忘光了‬ 827 00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,338 ‪妳實在講太久了‬ 828 00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:01,921 ‪謝謝‬ 829 00:46:05,255 --> 00:46:06,838 ‪真不敢相信這餐廳還在開‬ 830 00:46:07,213 --> 00:46:09,463 ‪我們來幹嘛？這裡一向難吃‬ 831 00:46:10,546 --> 00:46:12,338 ‪-妳瘋了嗎？‬ ‪-沒有‬ 832 00:46:12,588 --> 00:46:15,588 ‪我每週光顧兩次，來，吃就對了‬ 833 00:46:26,671 --> 00:46:27,505 ‪怎麼樣？‬ 834 00:46:28,130 --> 00:46:29,671 ‪為什麼我記憶中這餐廳很爛？‬ 835 00:46:29,755 --> 00:46:31,796 ‪因為妳記憶中整個童年都很慘‬ 836 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,380 ‪過得愁雲慘霧，其實並非如此‬ 837 00:46:35,713 --> 00:46:36,588 ‪你說的沒錯‬ 838 00:46:37,505 --> 00:46:38,463 ‪真的好吃‬ 839 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:41,796 ‪這地方一點都沒變‬ 840 00:46:43,005 --> 00:46:46,338 ‪女店員因為我們都不講粵語‬ ‪所以服務超粗魯‬ 841 00:46:47,755 --> 00:46:48,588 ‪妳好，小姐‬ 842 00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:56,380 ‪偷學的，有特殊禮遇‬ 843 00:46:57,838 --> 00:46:59,546 ‪有時還贈送燒賣‬ 844 00:47:10,963 --> 00:47:11,880 ‪不行‬ 845 00:47:18,671 --> 00:47:19,505 ‪哇‬ 846 00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,713 ‪每輛車都有殘障停車證‬ 847 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,880 ‪華人真是一群土匪‬ 848 00:47:25,421 --> 00:47:26,296 ‪你看‬ 849 00:47:27,046 --> 00:47:29,005 ‪下車的人都好手好腳‬ 850 00:47:31,421 --> 00:47:32,380 ‪嗨‬ 851 00:47:32,546 --> 00:47:34,296 ‪你們出名了‬ 852 00:47:34,421 --> 00:47:35,796 ‪對耶‬ 853 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,713 ‪我們在這個社區是大名星‬ ‪應該說是這個角落‬ 854 00:47:38,796 --> 00:47:41,046 ‪或者說半個角落，超有名的‬ 855 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,880 ‪雖然你自我解嘲‬ ‪但你們樂團其實大有可為‬ 856 00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:46,755 ‪你這什麼意思？‬ 857 00:47:46,838 --> 00:47:48,463 ‪你以前老說要世界巡演‬ 858 00:47:48,546 --> 00:47:51,630 ‪不行，我爸需要我照顧‬ 859 00:47:51,796 --> 00:47:52,963 ‪要你照顧？‬ 860 00:47:53,046 --> 00:47:55,046 ‪海瑞看來可以照顧自己啊‬ 861 00:47:55,130 --> 00:47:57,171 ‪對，但是他上了年紀，所以…‬ 862 00:47:57,255 --> 00:47:59,796 ‪你不想揚名立萬嗎？‬ ‪連發揮潛力也不肯？‬ 863 00:47:59,921 --> 00:48:02,255 ‪我的潛力是寫了一首新歌：「網球」‬ 864 00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:03,796 ‪絕對會熱賣‬ 865 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,171 ‪難道你永遠都不想跨出這個社區？‬ 866 00:48:07,338 --> 00:48:08,213 ‪不想‬ 867 00:48:08,338 --> 00:48:09,588 ‪永遠都不想？‬ 868 00:48:09,671 --> 00:48:10,713 ‪莎夏，我不想‬ 869 00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:12,505 ‪好嗎？舊金山是我的家‬ 870 00:48:12,630 --> 00:48:14,588 ‪這些人都是我的家人，我很知足‬ 871 00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:15,671 ‪好吧‬ 872 00:48:16,046 --> 00:48:16,963 ‪好，這樣也不錯‬ 873 00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:22,463 ‪妳跟伯登怎麼辦？‬ 874 00:48:22,546 --> 00:48:24,296 ‪只好重新開始找男朋友‬ 875 00:48:24,505 --> 00:48:25,755 ‪沒人比我更慘‬ 876 00:48:26,005 --> 00:48:27,630 ‪不知道耶，現在很多交友軟體‬ 877 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,380 ‪新聞說有人送禮卷之後‬ ‪才能發訊息給女生‬ 878 00:48:34,671 --> 00:48:36,838 ‪其實如果你想知道‬ 879 00:48:36,921 --> 00:48:39,338 ‪我本來考慮跟大學同學交往‬ 880 00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:42,380 ‪可是如果沒成功‬ 881 00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:45,380 ‪也許我要自己生小孩‬ 882 00:48:46,213 --> 00:48:48,630 ‪真的？妳的狀況能自己生小孩嗎？‬ 883 00:48:48,713 --> 00:48:50,421 ‪為什麼不行？單親又怎樣？‬ 884 00:48:50,505 --> 00:48:53,005 ‪又不是每個人都有兩個父母‬ ‪我就沒有啊‬ 885 00:48:53,088 --> 00:48:54,505 ‪莎夏，妳明明有父母‬ 886 00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:55,421 ‪他們從不陪我‬ 887 00:48:57,255 --> 00:48:59,505 ‪好吧，別生氣，隨心所欲‬ 888 00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:01,421 ‪馬可仕，我不需要你同意，但是謝謝‬ 889 00:49:02,463 --> 00:49:03,713 ‪我明天有大事‬ 890 00:49:03,796 --> 00:49:05,963 ‪要辦殺青宴，先走了‬ 891 00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:07,338 ‪好，我也有事‬ 892 00:49:07,671 --> 00:49:09,171 ‪有重要通風管線之類的，所以…‬ 893 00:49:09,838 --> 00:49:12,421 ‪-好，我的車在那裡‬ ‪-好‬ 894 00:49:16,546 --> 00:49:17,838 ‪-再見‬ ‪-再見‬ 895 00:49:42,088 --> 00:49:43,630 ‪（給陳莎夏：我在讀詩會）‬ 896 00:49:43,713 --> 00:49:45,921 ‪（真希望我們小時候有這種活動）‬ 897 00:49:46,005 --> 00:49:47,171 ‪（妳在做什麼？）‬ 898 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,838 ‪歡迎參加…‬ 899 00:49:52,213 --> 00:49:53,213 ‪[非洲語]歡迎‬ 900 00:49:53,755 --> 00:49:57,421 ‪卡瓦社區中心的詩歌比賽‬ 901 00:49:57,630 --> 00:50:00,213 ‪讚啦‬ 902 00:50:03,255 --> 00:50:05,380 ‪-莎夏，太好吃了‬ ‪-謝謝‬ 903 00:50:05,671 --> 00:50:08,005 ‪我從來沒吃過這種殺青宴‬ 904 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,088 ‪對，真的很好吃‬ 905 00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:21,213 ‪（給馬可仕：殺青宴，你在幹嘛？）‬ 906 00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,338 ‪聽說每道菜都是妳負責的‬ 907 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,005 ‪對，我…‬ 908 00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:34,088 ‪我的天啊‬ 909 00:50:36,046 --> 00:50:40,171 ‪表演結束後，珍妮送每個小孩‬ ‪一個手繪陶瓷天鵝‬ 910 00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:41,796 ‪她人真好‬ 911 00:50:44,630 --> 00:50:45,755 ‪你在嗯什麼？‬ 912 00:50:46,338 --> 00:50:48,588 ‪因為我一直不喜歡珍妮‬ 913 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:50,880 ‪什麼？你哪有？‬ 914 00:50:50,963 --> 00:50:53,088 ‪我有，只是不想管閒事‬ 915 00:50:53,296 --> 00:50:54,255 ‪現在不就管了？‬ 916 00:50:54,796 --> 00:50:55,671 ‪對‬ 917 00:50:56,046 --> 00:50:56,880 ‪為什麼？‬ 918 00:50:57,838 --> 00:50:59,005 ‪明知故問‬ 919 00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:01,296 ‪天啊，你滿臉死皮‬ 920 00:51:03,546 --> 00:51:05,088 ‪想說什麼就說啊‬ 921 00:51:05,421 --> 00:51:06,630 ‪因為莎夏啊‬ 922 00:51:06,838 --> 00:51:08,505 ‪你跟莎夏是天生一對‬ 923 00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:09,838 ‪從小就是‬ 924 00:51:09,921 --> 00:51:12,630 ‪莎夏很自以為是‬ 925 00:51:12,755 --> 00:51:15,546 ‪而且現在她出名了，名人都不正常‬ 926 00:51:15,630 --> 00:51:18,755 ‪我親眼看到葛倫克蘿絲點鳳梨三明治‬ 927 00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:21,546 ‪珍妮心地很善良‬ 928 00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:23,296 ‪又關心社區居民‬ 929 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:25,213 ‪莎夏就是莎夏‬ 930 00:51:25,838 --> 00:51:27,880 ‪獨一無二，你比誰都清楚‬ 931 00:51:29,505 --> 00:51:30,963 ‪你應該知道吧？‬ 932 00:51:33,546 --> 00:51:34,713 ‪我就知道‬ 933 00:51:35,338 --> 00:51:36,796 ‪你難道不想跟她在一起？‬ 934 00:51:37,671 --> 00:51:39,046 ‪告白吧，兒子‬ 935 00:52:08,296 --> 00:52:09,130 ‪嗨‬ 936 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:10,546 ‪你好‬ 937 00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:13,671 ‪妳好，謝謝妳跟我碰頭‬ 938 00:52:13,755 --> 00:52:15,588 ‪-你傳訊息來我好高興‬ ‪-真的？‬ 939 00:52:15,713 --> 00:52:17,338 ‪-對，我有大事宣佈‬ ‪-我也是‬ 940 00:52:17,421 --> 00:52:18,630 ‪-我的是大新聞‬ ‪-我也是‬ 941 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,921 ‪好，其實啊…‬ 942 00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:22,546 ‪我那天跟我爸聊天…‬ 943 00:52:22,630 --> 00:52:24,130 ‪我先講，我有男朋友了‬ 944 00:52:29,921 --> 00:52:31,713 ‪-什麼時候？‬ ‪-我辦殺青宴時‬ 945 00:52:31,796 --> 00:52:34,005 ‪馬可仕，他太神奇了‬ 946 00:52:34,088 --> 00:52:37,130 ‪真不敢相信那種人會喜歡我‬ 947 00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:39,463 ‪我通常不會把這種事昭告天下的‬ 948 00:52:39,796 --> 00:52:43,088 ‪但是我們的肛交經驗太銷魂了‬ 949 00:52:43,171 --> 00:52:46,046 ‪每次想到我的腳趾就會縮起來‬ 950 00:52:46,588 --> 00:52:49,338 ‪而且你看，我跟青少年一樣有吻痕‬ 951 00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:52,130 ‪什麼？好像很痛耶‬ 952 00:52:52,421 --> 00:52:54,838 ‪-好像超痛‬ ‪-天啊，馬可仕，他啊‬ 953 00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,463 ‪擁有伯登所有的優點‬ 954 00:52:57,546 --> 00:52:58,380 ‪但是…‬ 955 00:52:58,796 --> 00:52:59,630 ‪更厲害？‬ 956 00:52:59,921 --> 00:53:02,338 ‪比伯登還厲害？太好了‬ 957 00:53:02,421 --> 00:53:03,338 ‪-對不對？‬ ‪-對啊‬ 958 00:53:03,588 --> 00:53:04,838 ‪那你有什麼大事宣佈？‬ 959 00:53:04,921 --> 00:53:06,171 ‪-跟你爸有關的？‬ ‪-是…‬ 960 00:53:07,213 --> 00:53:09,880 ‪也不是大事啦，只是想問…‬ 961 00:53:09,963 --> 00:53:11,505 ‪妳要不要‬ 962 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,463 ‪跟珍妮和我吃個飯，就這樣‬ 963 00:53:13,546 --> 00:53:14,713 ‪這就是你的大事？‬ 964 00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:16,088 ‪要不要四人一起吃個飯？‬ 965 00:53:17,421 --> 00:53:19,046 ‪-好啊‬ ‪-這樣你就能認識他了‬ 966 00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:20,713 ‪-太好了‬ ‪-你一定會瘋掉‬ 967 00:53:21,046 --> 00:53:22,505 ‪對啊，好‬ 968 00:53:22,588 --> 00:53:25,505 ‪妳看起來好像該看醫生了‬ 969 00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,421 ‪（極致餐廳）‬ 970 00:53:37,546 --> 00:53:40,963 ‪這不是高級餐廳嗎？‬ ‪怎麼只有我穿西裝？‬ 971 00:53:41,671 --> 00:53:44,963 ‪抱歉，忘了跟你說‬ ‪有錢人已經不穿禮服了‬ 972 00:53:45,046 --> 00:53:48,130 ‪現在流行上千美元的T恤‬ ‪看起來就像流浪漢一樣‬ 973 00:53:50,588 --> 00:53:51,671 ‪珍妮的打扮剛剛好‬ 974 00:53:54,338 --> 00:53:55,796 ‪妳的白馬王子在哪裡？‬ 975 00:53:57,546 --> 00:53:58,505 ‪他來了‬ 976 00:54:15,005 --> 00:54:18,005 ‪歐、買、尬‬ 977 00:54:19,338 --> 00:54:22,755 ‪那個人好像基努李維耶‬ 978 00:54:25,046 --> 00:54:26,005 ‪小親親‬ 979 00:54:39,046 --> 00:54:40,171 ‪我本來就想給你們驚喜‬ 980 00:54:40,796 --> 00:54:42,296 ‪我拍下你們的表情了，你看‬ 981 00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:43,838 ‪你們超震驚的‬ 982 00:54:44,171 --> 00:54:45,505 ‪這種表情錯過就沒了‬ 983 00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:52,505 ‪-寶貝‬ ‪-寶貝‬ 984 00:54:58,380 --> 00:54:59,880 ‪-我好想妳‬ ‪--我也好想你‬ 985 00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:02,005 ‪-我超級想妳‬ ‪-我想念你的唇‬ 986 00:55:02,088 --> 00:55:03,296 ‪我想念妳的心‬ 987 00:55:03,421 --> 00:55:06,130 ‪-天啊，我想念你的鬍子‬ ‪-我想念妳的光環‬ 988 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,880 ‪-我想念你的下巴‬ ‪-我想念妳的靈魂‬ 989 00:55:08,963 --> 00:55:10,005 ‪我想念你的質量‬ 990 00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,088 ‪我想念妳的精神‬ 991 00:55:11,171 --> 00:55:12,296 ‪我想念你的拇指‬ 992 00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:14,213 ‪-我想念妳的眼睛‬ ‪-你好會…‬ 993 00:55:14,296 --> 00:55:16,921 ‪我想念妳的味道，天啊‬ 994 00:55:17,630 --> 00:55:18,880 ‪這兩位是我的朋友‬ 995 00:55:19,463 --> 00:55:21,296 ‪這位是馬可仕，這位是珍妮‬ 996 00:55:21,588 --> 00:55:22,755 ‪珍妮，妳好‬ 997 00:55:25,630 --> 00:55:26,796 ‪哇‬ 998 00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:30,380 ‪現在我知道被大明星電暈的感覺了‬ 999 00:55:31,338 --> 00:55:32,880 ‪真正重要的星星‬ 1000 00:55:34,255 --> 00:55:36,505 ‪是妳作夢時看見的星星‬ 1001 00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:39,338 ‪謝謝‬ 1002 00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,588 ‪馬可仕，幸會‬ 1003 00:55:43,755 --> 00:55:46,338 ‪幸會，基努李維，你的衣服真好看‬ 1004 00:55:47,463 --> 00:55:48,671 ‪-謝謝，老哥‬ ‪-對啊‬ 1005 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,880 ‪湯姆福特幫我量身訂製的‬ 1006 00:55:51,921 --> 00:55:54,380 ‪-我不知道你有戴眼鏡‬ ‪-我是不戴‬ 1007 00:55:54,463 --> 00:55:55,921 ‪我視力超好的‬ 1008 00:55:56,380 --> 00:55:57,421 ‪這只是演戲造型‬ 1009 00:55:58,463 --> 00:56:00,005 ‪連鏡片都沒有‬ 1010 00:56:00,505 --> 00:56:01,505 ‪你看‬ 1011 00:56:01,588 --> 00:56:02,421 ‪真的沒有‬ 1012 00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:06,671 ‪我喜歡你的西裝，古典造型‬ 1013 00:56:06,755 --> 00:56:09,421 ‪謝謝，這是我畢業舞會的舊西裝‬ 1014 00:56:09,505 --> 00:56:10,380 ‪太好了‬ 1015 00:56:10,755 --> 00:56:13,046 ‪我高中輟學投入職場‬ 1016 00:56:13,963 --> 00:56:15,088 ‪追求夢想‬ 1017 00:56:18,213 --> 00:56:19,171 ‪請坐吧‬ 1018 00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:25,088 ‪-妳好美‬ ‪-天啊‬ 1019 00:56:25,546 --> 00:56:27,088 ‪-妳好漂亮‬ ‪-什麼？‬ 1020 00:56:27,963 --> 00:56:28,963 ‪妳好漂亮‬ 1021 00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:31,588 ‪用餐吧‬ 1022 00:56:33,463 --> 00:56:35,588 ‪-查理‬ ‪-李維先生，謝謝你再度光臨‬ 1023 00:56:35,671 --> 00:56:36,505 ‪謝謝‬ 1024 00:56:36,671 --> 00:56:37,546 ‪嗨‬ 1025 00:56:38,213 --> 00:56:39,213 ‪我可以請教‬ 1026 00:56:39,546 --> 00:56:42,671 ‪你們有和時間有關的料理嗎？‬ 1027 00:56:43,296 --> 00:56:44,880 ‪時間概念‬ 1028 00:56:46,421 --> 00:56:47,296 ‪有‬ 1029 00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:49,921 ‪我們有真空低溫鹿肉料理‬ 1030 00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:51,588 ‪隨餐附上耳機，讓客人聽到‬ 1031 00:56:51,671 --> 00:56:53,838 ‪他們吃的動物原始叫聲‬ 1032 00:56:53,921 --> 00:56:56,171 ‪呈現大自然的生死循環‬ 1033 00:56:58,963 --> 00:57:02,255 ‪當然今晚桌上的東西全都可以吃‬ 1034 00:57:02,338 --> 00:57:03,588 ‪讚耶‬ 1035 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,171 ‪-等等，所以這個…‬ ‪-不行‬ 1036 00:57:07,255 --> 00:57:08,213 ‪先生，餐巾不能吃‬ 1037 00:57:08,421 --> 00:57:09,921 ‪馬可仕，不要吃餐巾‬ 1038 00:57:12,588 --> 00:57:14,421 ‪菜苗和萵苣裝入膠囊‬ 1039 00:57:14,505 --> 00:57:17,255 ‪搭配乾海草和魚片乾‬ 1040 00:57:18,005 --> 00:57:19,213 ‪什麼？魚飼料‬ 1041 00:57:19,296 --> 00:57:20,713 ‪-魚片‬ ‪-對‬ 1042 00:57:20,796 --> 00:57:22,046 ‪就是魚飼料啊‬ 1043 00:57:22,296 --> 00:57:24,588 ‪我們稍微去鱗，因為魚游泳時‬ 1044 00:57:24,671 --> 00:57:26,755 ‪會沾到排入海洋的粒子‬ 1045 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:27,713 ‪我知道了‬ 1046 00:57:27,796 --> 00:57:29,046 ‪所以這是魚的頭皮屑‬ 1047 00:57:33,213 --> 00:57:34,755 ‪蘆筍清湯‬ 1048 00:57:35,046 --> 00:57:37,046 ‪採用離心機萃取精華‬ 1049 00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:39,088 ‪全黑單色餐‬ 1050 00:57:40,171 --> 00:57:41,713 ‪凱薩沙拉風味‬ 1051 00:58:19,046 --> 00:58:20,130 ‪對不起‬ 1052 00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:28,088 ‪最後一道是薰衣草糖泡結晶‬ 1053 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,463 ‪由華勒斯為各位準備‬ 1054 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,296 ‪味道好像雲朵‬ 1055 00:58:36,463 --> 00:58:38,296 ‪-亨利…‬ ‪-我叫馬可仕‬ 1056 00:58:38,588 --> 00:58:39,755 ‪馬可仕…‬ 1057 00:58:40,296 --> 00:58:41,338 ‪聽說你搞樂團‬ 1058 00:58:41,546 --> 00:58:42,921 ‪喔，他們超厲害的‬ 1059 00:58:43,046 --> 00:58:44,963 ‪只要他們願意，一定紅透半邊天‬ 1060 00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:47,088 ‪你們有在音樂節表演過嗎？‬ 1061 00:58:47,255 --> 00:58:48,921 ‪沒有，我們是社區型樂團‬ 1062 00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:49,963 ‪你看…‬ 1063 00:58:50,296 --> 00:58:51,505 ‪這…‬ 1064 00:58:51,588 --> 00:58:52,963 ‪就是重點‬ 1065 00:58:53,838 --> 00:58:55,505 ‪無名勞動英雄‬ 1066 00:58:56,213 --> 00:58:57,630 ‪挨餓、受苦‬ 1067 00:58:58,130 --> 00:59:01,338 ‪人如果能接受自己的平庸卑微‬ 1068 00:59:01,921 --> 00:59:03,088 ‪絕對比任何人‬ 1069 00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:05,421 ‪都耀眼‬ 1070 00:59:07,630 --> 00:59:08,671 ‪謝謝你，基努李維‬ 1071 00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:10,755 ‪-我們敬馬可仕‬ ‪-敬馬可仕‬ 1072 00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:13,921 ‪敬馬可仕，感謝基努李維的智慧箴言‬ 1073 00:59:14,963 --> 00:59:18,463 ‪不好意思，我飯後想舒活筋骨‬ 1074 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,421 ‪-跟妳朋友逛逛吧‬ ‪-好‬ 1075 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,130 ‪-我想透透氣‬ ‪-我喜歡空氣‬ 1076 00:59:23,921 --> 00:59:25,088 ‪我們去透氣吧‬ 1077 00:59:28,921 --> 00:59:31,546 ‪別對他講的卑微見怪‬ 1078 00:59:31,755 --> 00:59:34,171 ‪這是一種恭維，他講話就是這調調‬ 1079 00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:37,963 ‪你對他還有什麼評價？‬ 1080 00:59:38,796 --> 00:59:41,671 ‪我希望他行為舉止的誇張程度‬ 1081 00:59:41,755 --> 00:59:43,421 ‪可以降低一萬倍‬ 1082 00:59:44,255 --> 00:59:45,213 ‪他畢竟是演員嘛‬ 1083 00:59:45,296 --> 00:59:46,296 ‪他是個爛人‬ 1084 00:59:46,421 --> 00:59:48,588 ‪-馬可仕‬ ‪-幹嘛？是妳要問的‬ 1085 00:59:48,671 --> 00:59:49,921 ‪我真的很喜歡他‬ 1086 00:59:50,296 --> 00:59:51,296 ‪他真的很好…‬ 1087 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:53,838 ‪我們到別的地方續攤吧‬ 1088 00:59:53,921 --> 00:59:56,546 ‪到我住的旅館來杯睡前酒吧‬ 1089 00:59:56,630 --> 00:59:58,630 ‪好，一定很好玩‬ 1090 00:59:59,338 --> 01:00:00,338 ‪這餐多少錢？‬ 1091 01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:01,380 ‪我付了‬ 1092 01:00:01,921 --> 01:00:04,338 ‪我說出去透氣只是障眼法‬ 1093 01:00:06,130 --> 01:00:08,463 ‪你至少該給我機會搶買單‬ 1094 01:00:08,546 --> 01:00:10,005 ‪6400美元耶‬ 1095 01:00:10,630 --> 01:00:13,588 ‪比我的強片《捍衛戰警》重播費還少‬ 1096 01:00:14,421 --> 01:00:15,255 ‪但是…‬ 1097 01:00:15,338 --> 01:00:16,755 ‪對你來說可能是天價‬ 1098 01:00:19,088 --> 01:00:20,255 ‪但是沒關係‬ 1099 01:00:21,171 --> 01:00:22,130 ‪感恩喔‬ 1100 01:00:23,255 --> 01:00:25,130 ‪-我去牽戰馬過來‬ ‪-好‬ 1101 01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:26,713 ‪我去拿包包‬ 1102 01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:30,880 ‪好啦…‬ 1103 01:00:30,963 --> 01:00:33,171 ‪我知道你一定會錯意了‬ 1104 01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,546 ‪他摸你的臉這回事‬ 1105 01:00:35,630 --> 01:00:38,255 ‪我很瞭解他，這是他表達友善的方式‬ 1106 01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:41,255 ‪對，他好好，他什麼都好，棒呆了‬ 1107 01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:44,755 ‪-你是什麼意思？‬ ‪-就這個意思‬ 1108 01:00:45,338 --> 01:00:47,380 ‪如果你在暗示基努李維有什麼不好‬ 1109 01:00:47,463 --> 01:00:48,796 ‪請想想珍妮那副德性‬ 1110 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,880 ‪珍妮是個好人，她幫助弱勢兒童‬ 1111 01:00:50,963 --> 01:00:53,630 ‪基努李維可能也會幫助兒童‬ ‪他也幫了很多人‬ 1112 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,588 ‪他是北美1990年代和2000年代初‬ 1113 01:00:55,671 --> 01:00:56,880 ‪票房最佳保證‬ 1114 01:00:56,963 --> 01:00:58,255 ‪-那就是我錯了‬ ‪-你是錯了‬ 1115 01:00:58,338 --> 01:00:59,963 ‪你人生中的很多事都錯了‬ 1116 01:01:00,046 --> 01:01:04,463 ‪我吃了貴森森晚餐後還餓得半死‬ ‪這件事有搞錯嗎？‬ 1117 01:01:04,546 --> 01:01:08,005 ‪我可以叫單色墨西哥捲餅外帶嗎？‬ 1118 01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:12,380 ‪開玩笑的‬ 1119 01:01:12,671 --> 01:01:13,630 ‪超飽的‬ 1120 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:15,380 ‪還好我穿了塑身褲襪‬ 1121 01:01:16,630 --> 01:01:17,505 ‪看到沒？‬ 1122 01:01:31,505 --> 01:01:34,338 ‪我的天啊‬ 1123 01:01:36,213 --> 01:01:37,963 ‪真的假的？‬ 1124 01:01:39,005 --> 01:01:40,255 ‪有人嗎？‬ 1125 01:01:41,005 --> 01:01:42,755 ‪我們在外面‬ 1126 01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:49,630 ‪這邊‬ 1127 01:01:50,505 --> 01:01:51,796 ‪嗨‬ 1128 01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:57,296 ‪這個房間太讚了‬ 1129 01:01:57,713 --> 01:01:59,046 ‪-歡迎光臨‬ ‪-請進‬ 1130 01:02:00,921 --> 01:02:02,713 ‪你們想玩遊戲嗎？‬ 1131 01:02:02,796 --> 01:02:04,921 ‪可以問櫃檯有沒有腦力激盪遊戲‬ 1132 01:02:05,005 --> 01:02:07,463 ‪《捍衛任務》的武術指導‬ 1133 01:02:07,546 --> 01:02:09,213 ‪教我他發明的遊戲‬ 1134 01:02:09,671 --> 01:02:11,546 ‪叫做「誰敢來挑戰」‬ 1135 01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:13,796 ‪有點像真心話大冒險‬ 1136 01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:15,671 ‪但是更…‬ 1137 01:02:16,213 --> 01:02:17,171 ‪恐怖‬ 1138 01:02:18,713 --> 01:02:20,338 ‪真的不要玩比手畫腳嗎？‬ 1139 01:02:20,421 --> 01:02:21,421 ‪我聽到囉‬ 1140 01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,546 ‪-乾杯‬ ‪-乾杯‬ 1141 01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,380 ‪-乾杯，寶貝‬ ‪-乾杯‬ 1142 01:02:30,838 --> 01:02:31,880 ‪-馬可仕‬ ‪-對不起‬ 1143 01:02:33,130 --> 01:02:34,005 ‪換我‬ 1144 01:02:35,921 --> 01:02:37,546 ‪這個好‬ 1145 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,046 ‪你們小時候暗戀誰？‬ 1146 01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:42,505 ‪我嘛‬ 1147 01:02:42,921 --> 01:02:44,046 ‪是泰瑞莎修女‬ 1148 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:45,463 ‪拜託‬ 1149 01:02:45,546 --> 01:02:47,505 ‪馬丁路德金恩二世‬ 1150 01:02:47,588 --> 01:02:49,671 ‪-什麼？‬ ‪-真的‬ 1151 01:02:52,755 --> 01:02:54,588 ‪我小時候的暗戀對象是…‬ 1152 01:02:55,130 --> 01:02:56,046 ‪馬可仕‬ 1153 01:02:57,421 --> 01:02:58,546 ‪什麼？‬ 1154 01:02:59,838 --> 01:03:02,088 ‪-他？‬ ‪-什麼時候？就那兩小時？‬ 1155 01:03:02,171 --> 01:03:03,588 ‪在車上還有漢堡王嗎？‬ 1156 01:03:03,671 --> 01:03:07,005 ‪不，我整整暗戀你18年‬ 1157 01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:08,130 ‪我不信‬ 1158 01:03:08,546 --> 01:03:10,088 ‪-是真的‬ ‪-這麼久？‬ 1159 01:03:10,171 --> 01:03:12,130 ‪對，你這個呆頭鵝‬ 1160 01:03:12,213 --> 01:03:15,380 ‪就算妳說我跳舞時表情很怪？‬ 1161 01:03:15,463 --> 01:03:17,546 ‪那是反話，我在撩你啦‬ 1162 01:03:18,296 --> 01:03:19,838 ‪目的是讓你喜歡我‬ 1163 01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:23,046 ‪為什麼不直接說出來？‬ 1164 01:03:23,171 --> 01:03:25,005 ‪因為…馬可仕，不知道‬ 1165 01:03:25,088 --> 01:03:27,505 ‪我年紀小又笨，怕你不喜歡我…‬ 1166 01:03:27,588 --> 01:03:29,463 ‪妳應該要說的，要不然我們就…‬ 1167 01:03:29,755 --> 01:03:30,755 ‪我是說…‬ 1168 01:03:31,005 --> 01:03:33,546 ‪我一直以為也許能，我是說…‬ 1169 01:03:33,630 --> 01:03:36,755 ‪誰敢來挑戰要節奏快才好玩‬ 1170 01:03:37,421 --> 01:03:40,338 ‪你們兩個把步調拖慢了‬ 1171 01:03:41,005 --> 01:03:42,713 ‪別擔心，那是很久以前的事了‬ 1172 01:03:42,796 --> 01:03:45,171 ‪都過16年了‬ 1173 01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:46,505 ‪對吧？‬ 1174 01:03:46,921 --> 01:03:47,838 ‪反正‬ 1175 01:03:48,338 --> 01:03:50,005 ‪-接下來是誰？‬ ‪-換他‬ 1176 01:03:51,338 --> 01:03:52,171 ‪我去拿酒‬ 1177 01:03:52,296 --> 01:03:54,088 ‪拜託了‬ 1178 01:03:55,505 --> 01:03:57,505 ‪我喜歡這個遊戲‬ 1179 01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,671 ‪感覺跟你們好親近喔‬ 1180 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,713 ‪這遊戲超有深度的‬ 1181 01:04:04,046 --> 01:04:04,880 ‪換你了‬ 1182 01:04:04,963 --> 01:04:06,505 ‪-換我了‬ ‪-換你了‬ 1183 01:04:06,588 --> 01:04:07,713 ‪換你了，基努李維‬ 1184 01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:21,671 ‪你自慰時幻想的人當中誰最恐怖‬ 1185 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:25,338 ‪金懷德‬ 1186 01:04:25,421 --> 01:04:26,505 ‪毛澤東‬ 1187 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,255 ‪《阿拉丁》裡穿露肚裝的茉莉公主‬ 1188 01:04:35,463 --> 01:04:36,463 ‪卡通？‬ 1189 01:04:37,338 --> 01:04:38,171 ‪哇‬ 1190 01:04:38,296 --> 01:04:39,588 ‪你好噁喔‬ 1191 01:04:40,255 --> 01:04:42,421 ‪-幻想金懷德就不會？‬ ‪-嗨‬ 1192 01:04:42,505 --> 01:04:44,088 ‪金懷德是電影瑰寶‬ 1193 01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:47,005 ‪那毛澤東呢？你看過他的照片嗎？‬ 1194 01:04:47,088 --> 01:04:47,921 ‪當然看過‬ 1195 01:04:48,005 --> 01:04:50,671 ‪我對中國政要如數家珍，馬可仕‬ 1196 01:04:51,130 --> 01:04:52,171 ‪習近平‬ 1197 01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:53,713 ‪李克強‬ 1198 01:04:54,046 --> 01:04:56,296 ‪好啦，基努李維，你什麼都懂‬ 1199 01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:58,796 ‪-好啦，我懂了‬ ‪-好了啦，各位‬ 1200 01:04:59,255 --> 01:05:00,963 ‪玩遊戲別認真嘛‬ 1201 01:05:03,046 --> 01:05:04,046 ‪好了‬ 1202 01:05:06,046 --> 01:05:08,796 ‪如果你要在這個房間裡殺一個人‬ 1203 01:05:09,921 --> 01:05:11,421 ‪-你會選擇誰？‬ ‪-馬可仕‬ 1204 01:05:11,505 --> 01:05:12,546 ‪哇，夠了‬ 1205 01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:14,963 ‪人必須勇敢面對死亡‬ 1206 01:05:15,046 --> 01:05:16,921 ‪沒關係，我也會殺你，基努李維‬ 1207 01:05:17,005 --> 01:05:19,255 ‪就算沒必要，我也可以為了好玩殺你‬ 1208 01:05:19,338 --> 01:05:21,796 ‪好，我們玩腦力激盪遊戲吧‬ ‪珍妮呢？腦力激盪…‬ 1209 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,130 ‪我也會殺馬可仕‬ 1210 01:05:23,463 --> 01:05:24,838 ‪-什麼？‬ ‪-對不起‬ 1211 01:05:25,921 --> 01:05:30,171 ‪但是基努李維和莎夏比你有文化深度‬ 1212 01:05:30,713 --> 01:05:32,671 ‪我不能傷害全世界‬ 1213 01:05:34,005 --> 01:05:35,713 ‪太好了，這樣吧‬ 1214 01:05:35,838 --> 01:05:37,046 ‪我不想玩這個遊戲了‬ 1215 01:05:37,255 --> 01:05:38,338 ‪為什麼，馬可仕？‬ 1216 01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,755 ‪這個遊戲的哪個地方‬ 1217 01:05:42,463 --> 01:05:43,588 ‪讓你害怕了？‬ 1218 01:05:43,921 --> 01:05:45,796 ‪我沒有害怕，基努李維‬ 1219 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,296 ‪這樣吧，算了‬ 1220 01:05:47,838 --> 01:05:49,296 ‪我賭你‬ 1221 01:05:49,630 --> 01:05:51,213 ‪不敢用這個花瓶砸自己頭‬ 1222 01:05:51,921 --> 01:05:52,796 ‪什麼？‬ 1223 01:05:53,088 --> 01:05:54,296 ‪-這個花瓶？‬ ‪-對‬ 1224 01:05:55,046 --> 01:05:56,130 ‪沒問題‬ 1225 01:06:02,796 --> 01:06:03,671 ‪我的天啊‬ 1226 01:06:03,796 --> 01:06:05,005 ‪天啊，你流血了‬ 1227 01:06:05,088 --> 01:06:06,880 ‪馬可仕，你看這有多簡單‬ 1228 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,421 ‪你看這有多簡單？‬ 1229 01:06:08,838 --> 01:06:10,671 ‪我向來就不怕危險‬ 1230 01:06:11,130 --> 01:06:11,963 ‪現在換我了嗎？‬ 1231 01:06:12,213 --> 01:06:13,171 ‪對‬ 1232 01:06:13,796 --> 01:06:15,588 ‪我賭馬可仕不敢打我‬ 1233 01:06:16,213 --> 01:06:18,171 ‪打你？這是什麼意思？‬ 1234 01:06:18,755 --> 01:06:20,171 ‪我覺得你體內有一股氣‬ 1235 01:06:20,838 --> 01:06:22,421 ‪想要跟我打架‬ 1236 01:06:22,796 --> 01:06:24,213 ‪-來打我吧‬ ‪-不要‬ 1237 01:06:24,296 --> 01:06:25,546 ‪夠了，不玩了‬ 1238 01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:26,713 ‪-來打我啊‬ ‪-不要‬ 1239 01:06:26,796 --> 01:06:28,171 ‪-老公，打他‬ ‪-不要‬ 1240 01:06:28,255 --> 01:06:29,546 ‪-打我‬ ‪-混蛋‬ 1241 01:06:32,588 --> 01:06:33,505 ‪爽‬ 1242 01:06:34,005 --> 01:06:35,338 ‪好一點了嗎？‬ 1243 01:06:35,421 --> 01:06:36,630 ‪想再打一拳嗎？‬ 1244 01:06:36,755 --> 01:06:37,588 ‪亨利‬ 1245 01:06:38,171 --> 01:06:39,671 ‪好‬ 1246 01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,921 ‪住手…‬ 1247 01:06:43,838 --> 01:06:44,880 ‪受死吧‬ 1248 01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:47,713 ‪放開他，基努，住手‬ 1249 01:06:51,296 --> 01:06:52,796 ‪你有什麼毛病？‬ 1250 01:06:53,671 --> 01:06:55,338 ‪我沒有毛病，莎夏‬ 1251 01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:58,546 ‪-妳有什麼毛病？‬ ‪-我們要走了，爛人‬ 1252 01:07:00,046 --> 01:07:02,630 ‪真是事與願違‬ 1253 01:07:03,505 --> 01:07:05,130 ‪至少讓我幫妳叫優步吧‬ 1254 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:06,588 ‪就這麼辦‬ 1255 01:07:10,255 --> 01:07:11,130 ‪我不走‬ 1256 01:07:11,546 --> 01:07:12,380 ‪什麼？‬ 1257 01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:14,505 ‪我要把握這個機會和基努李維‬ 1258 01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:16,171 ‪討論社區中心的事‬ 1259 01:07:16,630 --> 01:07:19,463 ‪要改變世界就必須找到有力人士‬ 1260 01:07:19,546 --> 01:07:22,630 ‪所以必須認識名人才能做好事？‬ 1261 01:07:22,713 --> 01:07:23,630 ‪不無小補‬ 1262 01:07:23,713 --> 01:07:27,005 ‪你看李奧納多狄卡皮歐‬ ‪對氣候變遷做了多少事‬ 1263 01:07:27,088 --> 01:07:28,796 ‪他對氣候變遷做了什麼事？‬ 1264 01:07:29,255 --> 01:07:30,380 ‪他至少有在做‬ 1265 01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:46,046 ‪-我就說他是爛人‬ ‪-馬可仕，閉嘴‬ 1266 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:47,921 ‪這件事你也有錯‬ 1267 01:07:48,088 --> 01:07:49,630 ‪我？我又怎麼了？‬ 1268 01:07:49,713 --> 01:07:52,463 ‪不知道，但是你說‬ ‪你會為了好玩殺掉基努李維‬ 1269 01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:54,546 ‪是他先說要殺我的‬ 1270 01:07:55,588 --> 01:07:57,588 ‪妳在想什麼？這麼飢不擇食嗎？‬ 1271 01:07:57,671 --> 01:07:58,796 ‪拜託別再講話了‬ 1272 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,671 ‪還有如果沒辦法馬上交男友‬ 1273 01:08:00,755 --> 01:08:02,838 ‪就要自己生孩子的事‬ 1274 01:08:02,921 --> 01:08:04,921 ‪早知道就不告訴你了，不准告訴別人‬ 1275 01:08:05,005 --> 01:08:06,963 ‪-生下來大家就知道了‬ ‪-不一定‬ 1276 01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:10,171 ‪我可以騙人家說‬ ‪老公參加婦女大遊行時被踩死‬ 1277 01:08:10,255 --> 01:08:11,463 ‪-真是好藉口‬ ‪-超上流的‬ 1278 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:14,130 ‪欺騙大家，就跟妳自欺欺人一樣‬ 1279 01:08:14,213 --> 01:08:16,380 ‪-我沒有自欺欺人‬ ‪-妳根本就閒不下來‬ 1280 01:08:16,462 --> 01:08:18,255 ‪老是跑來跑去‬ 1281 01:08:18,337 --> 01:08:20,796 ‪為了充實生活拚命爭取獎項‬ 1282 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,671 ‪開餐廳，還交一堆不適合的白癡男友‬ 1283 01:08:23,755 --> 01:08:26,837 ‪還騙自己這樣就能覺得‬ 1284 01:08:26,921 --> 01:08:29,380 ‪-人生比較沒那麼痛苦‬ ‪-那你呢？‬ 1285 01:08:29,755 --> 01:08:32,171 ‪在家裡死巴著爸爸和那輛車不放‬ 1286 01:08:32,255 --> 01:08:34,505 ‪明明才華洋溢卻自甘墮落‬ 1287 01:08:34,587 --> 01:08:35,587 ‪糟蹋自己的天份‬ 1288 01:08:35,671 --> 01:08:38,712 ‪你說自己淡薄名利，而且過得很快樂‬ 1289 01:08:38,837 --> 01:08:40,421 ‪其實是因為你害怕‬ 1290 01:08:44,921 --> 01:08:46,630 ‪現在你沒話可說了嗎？‬ 1291 01:08:49,421 --> 01:08:50,462 ‪你幹嘛？‬ 1292 01:08:52,087 --> 01:08:53,087 ‪我不知道‬ 1293 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:55,296 ‪我不知道，對不起‬ 1294 01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:32,212 ‪我在前面左邊下車‬ 1295 01:10:22,671 --> 01:10:24,005 ‪天啊‬ 1296 01:10:24,546 --> 01:10:25,421 ‪哇‬ 1297 01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:30,338 ‪我說…‬ 1298 01:10:31,005 --> 01:10:32,421 ‪你變強了‬ 1299 01:10:32,630 --> 01:10:34,255 ‪我有在練習‬ 1300 01:10:36,130 --> 01:10:37,671 ‪真的？多常練習？‬ 1301 01:10:37,755 --> 01:10:39,546 ‪別講得我好像水性楊花‬ 1302 01:10:48,713 --> 01:10:49,755 ‪我好想妳‬ 1303 01:10:52,005 --> 01:10:52,963 ‪我也是‬ 1304 01:11:01,296 --> 01:11:03,130 ‪我扁了基努李維‬ 1305 01:11:03,838 --> 01:11:04,921 ‪一拳貓在臉上‬ 1306 01:11:06,546 --> 01:11:09,671 ‪別忘了他竟然幫我們叫共乘服務‬ 1307 01:11:09,755 --> 01:11:10,796 ‪-大扣分‬ ‪-沒錯‬ 1308 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,088 ‪他一定是故意選最爛的給我們‬ 1309 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:43,171 ‪♪我出身卑微，現在還在谷底♪‬ 1310 01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:45,463 ‪♪翻不了身，我墜落深淵‬ ‪每季都像秋決♪‬ 1311 01:11:45,546 --> 01:11:47,880 ‪♪有人拉我一把，就像海珊雕像♪‬ 1312 01:11:47,963 --> 01:11:50,463 ‪-♪逃離只為了收集…♪‬ ‪-他是我男友‬ 1313 01:11:50,546 --> 01:11:52,671 ‪♪窮到只能住在‬ ‪1987出廠的富豪車♪‬ 1314 01:11:52,796 --> 01:11:55,046 ‪♪鄰居就住行李廂‬ ‪擁有一半韓國血統的遊民♪‬ 1315 01:11:55,130 --> 01:11:57,505 ‪♪我餓得半死‬ ‪幾天前吃老鼠三明治♪‬ 1316 01:11:57,588 --> 01:11:58,588 ‪妳想追他嗎？‬ 1317 01:11:58,671 --> 01:12:00,713 ‪要是妳搭訕他我就搞死妳‬ 1318 01:12:00,796 --> 01:12:03,671 ‪我會查出妳的身份證號碼玩死妳‬ 1319 01:12:04,088 --> 01:12:06,296 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像網球落底反彈♪‬ 1320 01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:08,588 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像籃球落底反彈♪‬ 1321 01:12:08,671 --> 01:12:10,671 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像足球落底反彈♪‬ 1322 01:12:10,755 --> 01:12:13,338 ‪♪或者橄欖球外的任何一種球♪‬ 1323 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,796 ‪嘟‬ 1324 01:12:20,463 --> 01:12:22,463 ‪♪我的違禁品上有古馳標誌♪‬ 1325 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,796 ‪♪從古馳藥丸到古馳大麻♪‬ 1326 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,255 ‪♪也就是我超級有錢，住在豪宅♪‬ 1327 01:12:27,338 --> 01:12:29,588 ‪♪朋友非富即貴♪‬ 1328 01:12:29,671 --> 01:12:31,630 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像網球落底反彈♪‬ 1329 01:12:31,713 --> 01:12:33,838 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像籃球落底反彈♪‬ 1330 01:12:33,921 --> 01:12:36,338 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像足球落底反彈♪‬ 1331 01:12:36,421 --> 01:12:38,421 ‪♪或者橄欖球外的任何一種球♪‬ 1332 01:12:54,463 --> 01:12:56,338 ‪哇，她真的那樣講？‬ 1333 01:12:57,130 --> 01:12:59,630 ‪好誇張，她在電影裡都演好人‬ 1334 01:12:59,713 --> 01:13:02,296 ‪她在迪士尼電影裡演會唱歌的茶壺‬ 1335 01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:04,338 ‪不代表就一定是好人，馬可仕‬ 1336 01:13:07,421 --> 01:13:09,171 ‪看到妳這個樣子我好高興‬ 1337 01:13:09,463 --> 01:13:10,421 ‪什麼樣子？‬ 1338 01:13:10,505 --> 01:13:11,338 ‪原本的樣子‬ 1339 01:13:13,046 --> 01:13:14,255 ‪謝謝你提醒我這個感覺‬ 1340 01:13:15,255 --> 01:13:16,338 ‪什麼感覺？‬ 1341 01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:17,921 ‪回家的感覺‬ 1342 01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:21,838 ‪妳回家我真高興‬ 1343 01:13:27,755 --> 01:13:30,380 ‪維洛妮卡、丹妮絲，她好漂亮‬ 1344 01:13:30,546 --> 01:13:32,838 ‪謝謝，她很可愛吧？‬ 1345 01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:34,671 ‪我的視線離不開她‬ 1346 01:13:34,755 --> 01:13:36,130 ‪我不想給壓力‬ 1347 01:13:36,213 --> 01:13:38,171 ‪但我絕對是最完美的乾媽‬ 1348 01:13:38,255 --> 01:13:39,588 ‪妳看我抱她的樣子‬ 1349 01:13:39,671 --> 01:13:42,171 ‪妳是很好，但妳沒辦法在紐約照顧她‬ 1350 01:13:42,255 --> 01:13:43,796 ‪靠，我可以當她的神僊保母‬ 1351 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,546 ‪好嗎？無論她在哪裡‬ 1352 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,171 ‪我都可以變變變，跟精靈一樣‬ 1353 01:13:47,255 --> 01:13:50,713 ‪妳抱我女兒還講「靠」就資格不符了‬ 1354 01:13:51,755 --> 01:13:53,546 ‪妳還是打算去紐約？‬ 1355 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:56,380 ‪對，我必須親自到場把餐廳弄起來‬ 1356 01:13:57,130 --> 01:14:00,755 ‪我…我不知道，我以為妳會待一陣子‬ 1357 01:14:01,963 --> 01:14:05,130 ‪其實我希望你跟我來‬ ‪能跟你在一起一定很快樂‬ 1358 01:14:05,463 --> 01:14:08,421 ‪紐約一定有酒吧可以讓你免費演出‬ 1359 01:14:09,046 --> 01:14:09,880 ‪對吧？‬ 1360 01:14:10,130 --> 01:14:12,130 ‪對，莎夏乾媽‬ 1361 01:14:12,463 --> 01:14:15,588 ‪-我這個乾媽要搞死妳‬ ‪-第二次警告‬ 1362 01:14:31,546 --> 01:14:34,671 ‪妳不是說現在不流行禮服？‬ ‪結果男生全都穿正式西服‬ 1363 01:14:34,755 --> 01:14:35,796 ‪你沒關係啦‬ 1364 01:14:36,046 --> 01:14:37,880 ‪他們會以為你是韓國明星‬ 1365 01:14:39,838 --> 01:14:41,005 ‪先生，請穿西裝外套‬ 1366 01:14:45,755 --> 01:14:47,421 ‪沒有小一點的嗎？‬ 1367 01:14:47,755 --> 01:14:49,005 ‪先生，我們只有這件‬ 1368 01:14:49,505 --> 01:14:50,505 ‪那些呢？‬ 1369 01:14:50,963 --> 01:14:52,588 ‪不行，這些不能借‬ 1370 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,880 ‪-不行？‬ ‪-不行，這些是別人的‬ 1371 01:14:54,963 --> 01:14:57,255 ‪對，就這件不是別人的‬ 1372 01:14:57,338 --> 01:15:00,463 ‪-因為沒人那麼大隻對吧？‬ ‪-衣服的主人死了‬ 1373 01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:02,671 ‪-這件衣服的主人死了？‬ ‪-是的‬ 1374 01:15:02,755 --> 01:15:04,005 ‪你是說戎祥吧？‬ 1375 01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:06,755 ‪-你是說戎祥吧？‬ ‪-他只是個子比較大‬ 1376 01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:15,005 ‪你好像艾倫在1980年代‬ ‪出櫃前搞笑的樣子‬ 1377 01:15:16,755 --> 01:15:18,421 ‪閉嘴，這都是為了妳‬ 1378 01:15:18,630 --> 01:15:20,630 ‪你做得很好，沒問題的啦‬ 1379 01:15:22,046 --> 01:15:24,963 ‪兩位好，要來點‬ ‪生羊肉配凱薩冰淇淋嗎？‬ 1380 01:15:25,046 --> 01:15:26,588 ‪絕對不要，謝謝‬ 1381 01:15:27,796 --> 01:15:28,630 ‪鵪鶉蛋百匯？‬ 1382 01:15:28,713 --> 01:15:30,755 ‪讓我死了吧，謝謝‬ 1383 01:15:32,421 --> 01:15:33,671 ‪幹嘛？我說謝謝耶‬ 1384 01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:36,880 ‪抱歉啦，我馬上走完紅地毯好嗎？‬ 1385 01:15:36,963 --> 01:15:38,171 ‪好‬ 1386 01:15:40,130 --> 01:15:41,338 ‪幫我拿皮包‬ 1387 01:15:42,046 --> 01:15:43,255 ‪沒問題‬ 1388 01:15:54,338 --> 01:15:57,546 ‪莎夏，可以說一下‬ ‪妳在舊金山新開的聖餐館嗎？‬ 1389 01:15:57,838 --> 01:16:00,171 ‪我只能說這餐廳與眾不同，創意十足‬ 1390 01:16:00,838 --> 01:16:03,380 ‪妳和周伯登分手後過得怎麼樣？‬ 1391 01:16:03,463 --> 01:16:05,130 ‪我祝伯登一切順利‬ 1392 01:16:05,213 --> 01:16:07,713 ‪當時剛好是分道揚鑣的時候‬ 1393 01:16:08,213 --> 01:16:09,921 ‪不過我今晚跟新男友一起過來‬ 1394 01:16:10,546 --> 01:16:11,630 ‪他就是馬可仕‬ 1395 01:16:12,963 --> 01:16:14,171 ‪他也是主廚嗎？‬ 1396 01:16:14,546 --> 01:16:17,130 ‪不，他在空調產業‬ 1397 01:16:17,213 --> 01:16:18,755 ‪是個普通人‬ 1398 01:16:30,671 --> 01:16:33,005 ‪好難想像聖餐館今晚就要開幕了‬ 1399 01:16:33,921 --> 01:16:34,921 ‪我好緊張‬ 1400 01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:37,213 ‪你以為上次的活動很誇張嗎？‬ 1401 01:16:37,296 --> 01:16:40,130 ‪等你見識餐廳開幕當晚的盛況就知道‬ 1402 01:16:41,046 --> 01:16:43,296 ‪還好這次活動結束後可以休息一陣子‬ 1403 01:16:43,796 --> 01:16:44,713 ‪這個嘛…‬ 1404 01:16:44,796 --> 01:16:47,463 ‪沒辦法，別忘了我下禮拜要去紐約‬ 1405 01:16:47,921 --> 01:16:49,296 ‪你還是要來吧？‬ 1406 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,921 ‪難講，有我爸和南方酒吧試演的事‬ 1407 01:16:55,421 --> 01:16:56,921 ‪那試演後過來啊‬ 1408 01:16:57,255 --> 01:16:58,630 ‪也許吧，再說‬ 1409 01:16:59,421 --> 01:17:00,880 ‪妳打算什麼時候回來？‬ 1410 01:17:02,046 --> 01:17:02,880 ‪不回來了‬ 1411 01:17:03,921 --> 01:17:04,755 ‪我…‬ 1412 01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:06,338 ‪要進入人生下一個階段了‬ 1413 01:17:06,755 --> 01:17:07,588 ‪你懂吧？‬ 1414 01:17:08,255 --> 01:17:09,588 ‪對喔‬ 1415 01:17:09,671 --> 01:17:11,546 ‪因為妳現在是「明星主廚」了‬ 1416 01:17:12,255 --> 01:17:15,255 ‪誰想出這名詞的？有夠做作‬ 1417 01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:17,505 ‪很好，不是我想的，好嗎？‬ 1418 01:17:20,171 --> 01:17:21,796 ‪妳知道我還討厭哪個名詞嗎？‬ 1419 01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:23,796 ‪「高級版亞洲料理」‬ 1420 01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:27,255 ‪亞洲美食不該有「高級版」‬ ‪應該要道地‬ 1421 01:17:27,338 --> 01:17:29,171 ‪就像妳以前跟我媽做的菜一樣‬ 1422 01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:31,338 ‪我真不懂妳現在幹嘛搞這種東西‬ 1423 01:17:32,088 --> 01:17:34,255 ‪你在說我的料理不夠道地？‬ 1424 01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:35,505 ‪是不道地‬ 1425 01:17:35,755 --> 01:17:37,921 ‪亞洲料理怎麼能放在酒杯裡？‬ 1426 01:17:38,005 --> 01:17:39,755 ‪應該放進大碗公才對‬ 1427 01:17:39,921 --> 01:17:41,921 ‪妳只是迎合有錢白人的喜好‬ 1428 01:17:42,213 --> 01:17:45,088 ‪如果你覺得我背叛文化‬ ‪幹嘛還跟我交往？‬ 1429 01:17:45,296 --> 01:17:48,046 ‪妳覺得我只是普通人‬ ‪幹嘛還跟我交往？‬ 1430 01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:50,588 ‪我懂了，因為妳需要有人幫忙提包包‬ 1431 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,921 ‪我說你是「普通人」是一種恭維‬ 1432 01:17:53,088 --> 01:17:55,380 ‪-還沒有墮落‬ ‪-像妳一樣嗎？‬ 1433 01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:56,463 ‪對啦‬ 1434 01:17:56,630 --> 01:18:00,880 ‪你每天晚上抽大麻，因為這樣更高級‬ 1435 01:18:00,963 --> 01:18:03,671 ‪我在陳莎夏的面前放鬆一下也不行‬ 1436 01:18:03,755 --> 01:18:06,130 ‪不要因為我追求名利而羞辱我‬ 1437 01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:08,338 ‪-你根本就不敢嘗試新東西‬ ‪-我不是不敢‬ 1438 01:18:08,421 --> 01:18:11,463 ‪好嗎？我只是不想成為妳的跟班‬ 1439 01:18:11,546 --> 01:18:13,921 ‪-讓妳不必單獨出席公開場合‬ ‪-為什麼不行？‬ 1440 01:18:14,046 --> 01:18:16,213 ‪跟我出席哪裡不好？支持我有錯嗎？‬ 1441 01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:18,671 ‪換成女人陪著男人就沒人講話‬ 1442 01:18:18,755 --> 01:18:19,963 ‪妳也沒支持我啊‬ 1443 01:18:20,046 --> 01:18:22,046 ‪妳討厭樂團，又討厭雷尬酒吧‬ 1444 01:18:22,130 --> 01:18:23,296 ‪我不討厭你的樂團‬ 1445 01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,755 ‪我覺得你的樂團很棒‬ 1446 01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:27,213 ‪就因為棒才不該在爛地方表演‬ 1447 01:18:27,296 --> 01:18:29,005 ‪我喜歡那個爛地方‬ 1448 01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:31,921 ‪如果那裡不夠「高級」，請原諒‬ 1449 01:18:32,921 --> 01:18:34,213 ‪馬可仕，你知道嗎？‬ 1450 01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:35,796 ‪今晚別來了‬ 1451 01:18:43,838 --> 01:18:45,046 ‪莎夏‬ 1452 01:18:48,005 --> 01:18:50,213 ‪-我不是故意…‬ ‪-馬可仕，我愛你‬ 1453 01:18:52,296 --> 01:18:54,130 ‪我從小就愛著你‬ 1454 01:18:55,671 --> 01:18:57,213 ‪我不需要你過我的生活‬ 1455 01:18:57,296 --> 01:18:59,796 ‪但是我要你瞭解這就是我的生活‬ 1456 01:19:00,796 --> 01:19:01,963 ‪我想跟你在一起‬ 1457 01:19:02,046 --> 01:19:05,296 ‪就算你很機車‬ ‪我還是希望回家時看到你‬ 1458 01:19:06,838 --> 01:19:08,630 ‪餐廳開幕後我會到紐約‬ 1459 01:19:08,713 --> 01:19:11,088 ‪你不想跟我去就說一聲‬ 1460 01:19:18,463 --> 01:19:20,338 ‪我不想跟妳去紐約‬ 1461 01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,838 ‪你他媽的真是沒種‬ 1462 01:20:09,421 --> 01:20:11,671 ‪酒吧一定要留幾個空位給現場客人‬ 1463 01:20:11,755 --> 01:20:15,171 ‪叫安德烈別再訂乾香菇了‬ ‪一定要新鮮的‬ 1464 01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:16,463 ‪好‬ 1465 01:20:16,755 --> 01:20:18,088 ‪妳真的沒問題嗎？‬ 1466 01:20:18,171 --> 01:20:19,296 ‪我很好‬ 1467 01:20:20,255 --> 01:20:22,255 ‪我是來開餐廳的，我也辦到了‬ 1468 01:20:22,421 --> 01:20:24,130 ‪-現在前往下一站‬ ‪-我知道妳會生氣‬ 1469 01:20:24,213 --> 01:20:25,505 ‪但我還是要說‬ 1470 01:20:26,255 --> 01:20:27,380 ‪不要輕言放棄‬ 1471 01:20:27,963 --> 01:20:30,338 ‪我不希望妳後悔一輩子‬ 1472 01:20:30,755 --> 01:20:33,588 ‪整天想著早知當初‬ 1473 01:20:33,671 --> 01:20:35,255 ‪-我要怎麼辦？‬ ‪-跟馬可仕談談‬ 1474 01:20:35,338 --> 01:20:36,963 ‪我不想再跟馬可仕談什麼了‬ 1475 01:20:37,838 --> 01:20:39,171 ‪我到紐約打電話給妳‬ 1476 01:20:41,005 --> 01:20:41,921 ‪我愛妳‬ 1477 01:20:42,046 --> 01:20:43,130 ‪我也愛妳‬ 1478 01:20:56,171 --> 01:20:57,630 ‪爸，我買了點麵包回…‬ 1479 01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,213 ‪-爸‬ ‪-馬可仕‬ 1480 01:21:00,296 --> 01:21:01,921 ‪-唐娜桑瑪？‬ ‪-黛安娜羅斯？‬ 1481 01:21:02,046 --> 01:21:03,338 ‪-這位是凱茜‬ ‪-爸‬ 1482 01:21:03,588 --> 01:21:04,421 ‪他叫馬可仕‬ 1483 01:21:05,463 --> 01:21:07,255 ‪好，既然大家都見面了‬ 1484 01:21:07,755 --> 01:21:08,838 ‪誰想吃晚餐？‬ 1485 01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:14,505 ‪-你們交往多久了？‬ ‪-有段時間了‬ 1486 01:21:15,046 --> 01:21:18,255 ‪我們在那天生日宴會看對眼‬ ‪你知道我很喜歡黛安娜羅斯‬ 1487 01:21:18,338 --> 01:21:19,671 ‪為什麼不跟我說？‬ 1488 01:21:21,713 --> 01:21:23,213 ‪我不知道你會有什麼反應‬ 1489 01:21:25,963 --> 01:21:27,380 ‪莎夏去紐約了嗎？‬ 1490 01:21:28,213 --> 01:21:29,505 ‪對，她去了‬ 1491 01:21:30,421 --> 01:21:31,421 ‪為什麼不跟她去？‬ 1492 01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:35,463 ‪因為我在這裡有責任啊‬ 1493 01:21:35,546 --> 01:21:37,296 ‪有工作、樂團和你‬ 1494 01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:39,880 ‪-我要照顧你‬ ‪-你說什麼鬼話？‬ 1495 01:21:39,963 --> 01:21:41,963 ‪-我不需要人照顧‬ ‪-爸，你需要‬ 1496 01:21:42,046 --> 01:21:44,005 ‪你以為我連幫自己打針都不會嗎？‬ 1497 01:21:44,088 --> 01:21:45,088 ‪為什麼都是我在打？‬ 1498 01:21:45,171 --> 01:21:47,213 ‪你不開拓人生還拿我當藉口‬ 1499 01:21:47,296 --> 01:21:48,130 ‪你需要我好嗎？‬ 1500 01:21:49,338 --> 01:21:50,255 ‪你失去了媽‬ 1501 01:21:51,213 --> 01:21:52,380 ‪我不能也丟下你‬ 1502 01:21:58,338 --> 01:22:00,296 ‪我們兩人都失去了她‬ 1503 01:22:01,255 --> 01:22:03,880 ‪雖然我很痛苦，但是她的時候到了‬ 1504 01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,130 ‪我以為如果能給你空間‬ 1505 01:22:08,213 --> 01:22:10,630 ‪你遲早會釋懷向前走‬ 1506 01:22:12,546 --> 01:22:15,046 ‪但你只是在那裡虛度人生‬ 1507 01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:18,963 ‪我看了好心痛‬ 1508 01:22:19,046 --> 01:22:21,421 ‪因為我知道你媽一定會很難過‬ 1509 01:22:23,630 --> 01:22:25,463 ‪有時‬ 1510 01:22:26,838 --> 01:22:29,546 ‪人要出去闖一闖，兒子‬ 1511 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,505 ‪還有，拜託別在凱茜面前掃興‬ 1512 01:22:53,921 --> 01:22:56,213 ‪他們來了，一群遜砲‬ 1513 01:22:56,546 --> 01:22:58,880 ‪我提早到場喝了幾杯‬ 1514 01:22:58,963 --> 01:23:00,546 ‪怎麼回事？‬ 1515 01:23:00,796 --> 01:23:01,671 ‪失戀了‬ 1516 01:23:02,255 --> 01:23:03,338 ‪你跟莎夏分手了？‬ 1517 01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:04,921 ‪什麼？什麼時候的事？‬ 1518 01:23:05,005 --> 01:23:06,088 ‪我說啊‬ 1519 01:23:06,213 --> 01:23:08,213 ‪今天晚上要在南方酒吧試演‬ 1520 01:23:08,546 --> 01:23:11,546 ‪這邊的人都不認識我們，沒關係‬ 1521 01:23:11,755 --> 01:23:12,838 ‪現在上場吧‬ 1522 01:23:19,171 --> 01:23:21,380 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像網球落底反彈♪‬ 1523 01:23:21,505 --> 01:23:25,380 ‪-♪落底反彈♪‬ ‪-♪就像迴力球落底反彈♪‬ 1524 01:23:25,588 --> 01:23:27,630 ‪暫停，我要…‬ 1525 01:23:28,130 --> 01:23:29,463 ‪解放一下‬ 1526 01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:33,088 ‪嗨‬ 1527 01:23:33,213 --> 01:23:35,505 ‪男廁在哪裡？‬ 1528 01:23:35,588 --> 01:23:38,171 ‪我沒見過像你這麼自私的人‬ 1529 01:23:38,755 --> 01:23:40,921 ‪你不把樂團和我們看在眼裡‬ 1530 01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:45,463 ‪馬可仕，我掉了22公斤你都沒發現‬ 1531 01:23:45,963 --> 01:23:47,630 ‪對，我現在穿中號的衣服‬ 1532 01:23:47,755 --> 01:23:49,421 ‪難就難在維持體重‬ 1533 01:23:49,505 --> 01:23:50,755 ‪我知道，小琴‬ 1534 01:23:51,713 --> 01:23:53,171 ‪各位，我不需要她‬ 1535 01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:56,046 ‪你們快說我不需要她，沒她比較好‬ 1536 01:23:57,171 --> 01:23:59,171 ‪我們討厭彼此的生活方式‬ 1537 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,005 ‪拜託，東尼‬ 1538 01:24:01,088 --> 01:24:03,963 ‪快說你覺得我跟莎夏不適合‬ 1539 01:24:04,046 --> 01:24:05,213 ‪兩人分開反而最好‬ 1540 01:24:05,338 --> 01:24:06,880 ‪馬可仕，我不知道要說什麼‬ 1541 01:24:07,546 --> 01:24:10,588 ‪我剛剛才一字一句告訴你該說什麼‬ 1542 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,421 ‪你真是一塌糊塗‬ 1543 01:24:37,421 --> 01:24:38,671 ‪喂，請留言‬ 1544 01:24:39,588 --> 01:24:41,463 ‪對不起‬ 1545 01:24:41,546 --> 01:24:42,463 ‪是我不好‬ 1546 01:24:42,755 --> 01:24:44,380 ‪我知道現在講太晚了‬ 1547 01:24:44,463 --> 01:24:47,046 ‪妳可能再也不想跟我講話，但是‬ 1548 01:24:47,421 --> 01:24:49,171 ‪我不知道，我還是會試下去‬ 1549 01:24:49,630 --> 01:24:53,005 ‪我不能又跟妳斷絕聯絡16年‬ 1550 01:24:54,546 --> 01:24:56,130 ‪又是我‬ 1551 01:24:56,213 --> 01:25:00,046 ‪南方酒吧再給了我們一次機會‬ ‪這次獲得滿堂采‬ 1552 01:25:00,130 --> 01:25:02,921 ‪我不知道妳有沒有收到我傳的連結‬ 1553 01:25:03,005 --> 01:25:06,421 ‪我接手週邊商品的業務‬ ‪成立網路商店‬ 1554 01:25:06,588 --> 01:25:09,088 ‪業績長紅‬ 1555 01:25:09,588 --> 01:25:11,588 ‪真是賣翻了‬ 1556 01:25:12,505 --> 01:25:14,838 ‪好，我知道妳可能‬ ‪不想再聽到我的聲音‬ 1557 01:25:14,921 --> 01:25:17,463 ‪但是我只想讓妳知道我搬出來了‬ 1558 01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:18,713 ‪自己租了房子‬ 1559 01:25:19,088 --> 01:25:20,963 ‪雖然小，好歹是個窩‬ 1560 01:25:21,671 --> 01:25:24,005 ‪我明天會到妳的餐廳附近‬ 1561 01:25:24,088 --> 01:25:27,630 ‪過去看看妳是不是在舊金山‬ 1562 01:25:27,921 --> 01:25:30,963 ‪我真的很想跟妳講講話，所以…‬ 1563 01:25:31,713 --> 01:25:33,088 ‪好，掰‬ 1564 01:25:44,463 --> 01:25:45,630 ‪媽？爸？‬ 1565 01:25:45,713 --> 01:25:47,546 ‪-驚喜吧？‬ ‪-我們專程來看妳的‬ 1566 01:25:47,630 --> 01:25:48,713 ‪跑來紐約？‬ 1567 01:25:48,963 --> 01:25:49,838 ‪對啊‬ 1568 01:25:49,921 --> 01:25:52,046 ‪我們有免費的飛機折價券‬ 1569 01:25:52,130 --> 01:25:54,130 ‪又在網路上查到妳的地址‬ 1570 01:25:54,588 --> 01:25:56,755 ‪這一區只有兩個莎夏‬ 1571 01:25:57,088 --> 01:25:58,630 ‪但另一個是嬰兒‬ 1572 01:25:59,380 --> 01:26:01,630 ‪莎夏…天啊‬ 1573 01:26:01,713 --> 01:26:04,213 ‪妳住的地方好漂亮‬ 1574 01:26:04,296 --> 01:26:07,380 ‪說真的，你們不必大老遠飛來這裡‬ 1575 01:26:07,713 --> 01:26:10,921 ‪聽說《美饌佳餚》雜誌‬ ‪要頒給妳一個大獎‬ 1576 01:26:11,130 --> 01:26:13,671 ‪-我們想來支持妳‬ ‪-哇‬ 1577 01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:15,046 ‪有生第一次‬ 1578 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:17,421 ‪好‬ 1579 01:26:17,796 --> 01:26:20,130 ‪我們知道妳氣爸媽很少陪在身邊‬ 1580 01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:21,088 ‪-那時…‬ ‪-很少？‬ 1581 01:26:21,171 --> 01:26:24,380 ‪媽，妳有時把我丟在家裡一整天‬ 1582 01:26:25,171 --> 01:26:27,505 ‪我們現在想盡力彌補這個缺憾‬ 1583 01:26:28,713 --> 01:26:29,546 ‪好‬ 1584 01:26:36,130 --> 01:26:36,963 ‪這是什麼？‬ 1585 01:26:37,046 --> 01:26:38,046 ‪收據‬ 1586 01:26:38,546 --> 01:26:40,630 ‪我們光顧妳在舊金山新開的餐廳‬ 1587 01:26:40,713 --> 01:26:42,380 ‪而且沒說妳是我們的女兒‬ 1588 01:26:42,463 --> 01:26:44,713 ‪支付所有餐費‬ 1589 01:26:45,755 --> 01:26:46,671 ‪我不相信‬ 1590 01:26:47,296 --> 01:26:49,046 ‪我們本來可以秀出很多照片‬ 1591 01:26:49,130 --> 01:26:51,005 ‪證明妳是我們的女兒‬ 1592 01:26:51,088 --> 01:26:52,338 ‪但是我們故意不帶‬ 1593 01:26:52,421 --> 01:26:55,880 ‪妳看，我跟妳爸甚至加點一道蝦子‬ 1594 01:27:04,546 --> 01:27:06,713 ‪（聖餐館，主廚：陳莎夏）‬ 1595 01:27:26,130 --> 01:27:27,046 ‪先生‬ 1596 01:27:27,921 --> 01:27:29,380 ‪需要幫忙嗎？‬ 1597 01:27:29,588 --> 01:27:30,505 ‪對‬ 1598 01:27:30,630 --> 01:27:32,630 ‪請問陳莎夏在這裡嗎？‬ 1599 01:27:33,005 --> 01:27:35,088 ‪-不在‬ ‪-那維洛妮卡呢？‬ 1600 01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:36,338 ‪我跟她是舊識‬ 1601 01:27:36,755 --> 01:27:38,338 ‪她在樓上的辦公室‬ 1602 01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:40,255 ‪好，謝謝‬ 1603 01:27:42,838 --> 01:27:43,880 ‪喂，維洛妮卡‬ 1604 01:27:44,213 --> 01:27:46,963 ‪有個典型中年男子上去找妳‬ 1605 01:27:55,088 --> 01:27:56,755 ‪（主廚兼老闆：陳莎夏）‬ 1606 01:28:13,130 --> 01:28:14,005 ‪嗨‬ 1607 01:28:16,921 --> 01:28:18,463 ‪我們業績長紅是因為她？‬ 1608 01:28:19,630 --> 01:28:22,588 ‪她一直用假名上網訂這些東西‬ 1609 01:28:22,921 --> 01:28:24,005 ‪然後全都送到這裡‬ 1610 01:28:26,838 --> 01:28:27,755 ‪用什麼名字？‬ 1611 01:28:27,838 --> 01:28:29,046 ‪狄安吉羅‬ 1612 01:28:31,380 --> 01:28:33,338 ‪我以為她再也不想跟我講話了‬ 1613 01:28:33,421 --> 01:28:34,963 ‪為什麼她要這樣做？‬ 1614 01:28:35,421 --> 01:28:36,296 ‪哇‬ 1615 01:28:36,546 --> 01:28:38,380 ‪帥哥，你真是夠呆的‬ 1616 01:28:45,213 --> 01:28:46,463 ‪（湯姆福特）‬ 1617 01:28:55,005 --> 01:28:56,380 ‪嗨，想買點什麼？‬ 1618 01:28:56,463 --> 01:28:57,755 ‪靠，講話小心點‬ 1619 01:28:58,255 --> 01:29:00,213 ‪-好‬ ‪-我明天早上要飛到紐約‬ 1620 01:29:00,296 --> 01:29:02,671 ‪我朋友基努李維推薦這家店‬ 1621 01:29:02,755 --> 01:29:04,505 ‪聽過基努李維嗎？他是我麻吉‬ 1622 01:29:04,588 --> 01:29:05,505 ‪我曾經扁過他‬ 1623 01:29:05,921 --> 01:29:06,880 ‪我要這一套‬ 1624 01:29:07,463 --> 01:29:08,546 ‪明智的選擇‬ 1625 01:29:08,921 --> 01:29:10,213 ‪-來杯香檳嗎？‬ ‪-不用了‬ 1626 01:29:10,338 --> 01:29:12,380 ‪廢話，當然喝啊，給你爸倒一杯來‬ 1627 01:29:14,046 --> 01:29:15,213 ‪好，謝謝‬ 1628 01:29:15,671 --> 01:29:17,171 ‪我幫你拿下標籤‬ 1629 01:29:19,296 --> 01:29:20,546 ‪（12500美元）‬ 1630 01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,255 ‪快脫下來，這料子好熱‬ 1631 01:29:24,338 --> 01:29:26,713 ‪（鄰家西服男裝店）‬ 1632 01:29:26,921 --> 01:29:28,921 ‪（清倉拍賣四到六折）‬ 1633 01:29:30,546 --> 01:29:32,046 ‪-需要幫忙嗎？‬ ‪-好‬ 1634 01:29:32,255 --> 01:29:36,130 ‪我要用219.32美元買這套西裝‬ 1635 01:29:36,213 --> 01:29:37,838 ‪附皮帶和兩條褲子‬ 1636 01:29:38,421 --> 01:29:40,171 ‪這套西裝用途多多‬ 1637 01:29:40,255 --> 01:29:42,963 ‪適合出庭、一般面試‬ 1638 01:29:43,046 --> 01:29:44,546 ‪高中同學會‬ 1639 01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:47,421 ‪不讓老同學知道你現在多有錢‬ 1640 01:29:58,171 --> 01:30:00,838 ‪（《美饌佳餚》雜誌年度廚藝獎）‬ 1641 01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:20,046 ‪莎夏，看這邊‬ 1642 01:30:20,671 --> 01:30:21,755 ‪莎夏‬ 1643 01:30:21,838 --> 01:30:23,046 ‪莎夏，這裡‬ 1644 01:30:23,338 --> 01:30:24,755 ‪-莎夏‬ ‪-嗨‬ 1645 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:27,713 ‪莎夏，妳今晚帶誰一同出席？‬ 1646 01:30:27,796 --> 01:30:30,171 ‪因為我沒辦法只選一個‬ 1647 01:30:30,546 --> 01:30:32,046 ‪所以帶了兩個來‬ 1648 01:30:32,921 --> 01:30:34,130 ‪陳國和陳珊蒂‬ 1649 01:30:34,630 --> 01:30:35,463 ‪我的父母‬ 1650 01:30:36,005 --> 01:30:37,880 ‪-跟他們一起合照吧‬ ‪-來吧‬ 1651 01:30:37,963 --> 01:30:39,963 ‪爸媽兩個真是帥哥美女‬ 1652 01:30:41,171 --> 01:30:43,421 ‪對不起，我有個問題‬ 1653 01:30:46,630 --> 01:30:47,880 ‪馬可仕‬ 1654 01:30:49,296 --> 01:30:50,296 ‪你跑來做什麼？‬ 1655 01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:52,213 ‪我來找妳的‬ 1656 01:30:53,546 --> 01:30:55,130 ‪我坐飛機過來這段期間‬ 1657 01:30:55,255 --> 01:30:58,005 ‪都在想用什麼方式告白最好‬ 1658 01:30:58,088 --> 01:31:00,171 ‪但是想不出好辦法‬ ‪只好用最拙的方式‬ 1659 01:31:01,838 --> 01:31:03,338 ‪妳在哪裡，我就想跟到哪裡‬ 1660 01:31:04,255 --> 01:31:09,255 ‪不管天涯海角，不管要穿什麼‬ 1661 01:31:09,338 --> 01:31:13,171 ‪不管是不是要吃一堆‬ ‪自己討厭的迷你份量餐點‬ 1662 01:31:13,255 --> 01:31:14,713 ‪我只想跟妳在一起‬ 1663 01:31:15,255 --> 01:31:16,505 ‪我想逗妳笑‬ 1664 01:31:16,755 --> 01:31:20,046 ‪我要妳在我不夠努力時點醒我‬ 1665 01:31:20,421 --> 01:31:22,338 ‪我要跟妳拚命炒飯‬ 1666 01:31:23,255 --> 01:31:26,213 ‪我好像不該提炒飯的‬ ‪剛才的告白完全變質了‬ 1667 01:31:26,296 --> 01:31:27,588 ‪反正，我只是…‬ 1668 01:31:28,171 --> 01:31:32,046 ‪我想跟妳組成家庭，白頭偕老‬ 1669 01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:33,713 ‪雖然我內心充滿恐懼‬ 1670 01:31:33,796 --> 01:31:36,630 ‪雖然我會每天都跟現在一樣害怕‬ 1671 01:31:37,588 --> 01:31:38,921 ‪所以我的問題是‬ 1672 01:31:40,046 --> 01:31:41,005 ‪陳莎夏‬ 1673 01:31:42,046 --> 01:31:43,713 ‪我可以幫妳提包包嗎？‬ 1674 01:31:48,463 --> 01:31:50,046 ‪這樣是最拙的方式？‬ 1675 01:31:51,046 --> 01:31:52,713 ‪-說的很好嗎？‬ ‪-棒呆了‬ 1676 01:31:52,796 --> 01:31:54,046 ‪-妳喜歡？‬ ‪-我愛死了‬ 1677 01:31:54,130 --> 01:31:55,171 ‪還不親下去？‬ 1678 01:32:17,630 --> 01:32:18,796 ‪去領妳的獎吧‬ 1679 01:32:20,421 --> 01:32:21,630 ‪請往這邊看‬ 1680 01:32:21,713 --> 01:32:23,213 ‪莎夏，謝謝‬ 1681 01:32:23,588 --> 01:32:25,296 ‪-西裝挺帥的‬ ‪-妳喜歡？‬ 1682 01:32:25,380 --> 01:32:27,296 ‪-哪裡買的？‬ ‪-鄰家西服‬ 1683 01:32:27,463 --> 01:32:29,546 ‪-天啊…什麼店啊？‬ ‪-含兩條褲子‬ 1684 01:32:30,171 --> 01:32:31,296 ‪好像紙糊的‬ 1685 01:32:33,546 --> 01:32:35,088 ‪-我自己付錢‬ ‪-什麼？‬ 1686 01:32:35,171 --> 01:32:36,421 ‪用週邊商品的業績‬ 1687 01:32:37,505 --> 01:32:39,380 ‪真不敢相信妳會做出那種事‬ 1688 01:32:39,463 --> 01:32:43,046 ‪我們要隆重頒發年度廚藝獎給…‬ 1689 01:32:43,671 --> 01:32:44,713 ‪陳莎夏‬ 1690 01:32:46,713 --> 01:32:47,755 ‪莎夏‬ 1691 01:32:47,921 --> 01:32:49,921 ‪（《美饌佳餚》雜誌年度廚藝獎）‬ 1692 01:32:58,005 --> 01:32:59,005 ‪莎夏‬ 1693 01:33:00,630 --> 01:33:02,130 ‪今晚真是太美妙了‬ 1694 01:33:02,921 --> 01:33:03,963 ‪你還餓嗎？‬ 1695 01:33:04,796 --> 01:33:05,671 ‪餓扁了‬ 1696 01:33:05,755 --> 01:33:08,588 ‪主菜是米粉包無花果‬ 1697 01:33:10,755 --> 01:33:12,171 ‪算你走運‬ 1698 01:33:12,713 --> 01:33:14,005 ‪我知道一家很棒的餐廳‬ 1699 01:33:14,338 --> 01:33:15,213 ‪真的？‬ 1700 01:33:15,296 --> 01:33:17,130 ‪無限供應鵪鶉蛋法式百匯‬ 1701 01:33:17,213 --> 01:33:18,755 ‪-太棒了‬ ‪-對啊‬ 1702 01:33:18,963 --> 01:33:20,880 ‪法式百匯自助餐‬ 1703 01:33:23,338 --> 01:33:25,796 ‪一週後開幕，但目前在密集籌備階段‬ 1704 01:33:30,213 --> 01:33:31,380 ‪我喜歡這裡‬ 1705 01:33:31,463 --> 01:33:33,421 ‪跟妳其他的餐廳不一樣‬ 1706 01:33:33,505 --> 01:33:35,338 ‪來吧，給你看樣東西‬ 1707 01:33:37,963 --> 01:33:39,046 ‪準備好了嗎？‬ 1708 01:33:39,796 --> 01:33:40,755 ‪好了，主廚‬ 1709 01:33:46,838 --> 01:33:48,046 ‪跟我媽煮的一模一樣‬ 1710 01:33:52,463 --> 01:33:55,171 ‪（茱蒂小館：前菜‬ ‪泡菜煎餅、綠豆煎）‬ 1711 01:33:57,921 --> 01:33:59,213 ‪這全都是她的食譜‬ 1712 01:34:00,921 --> 01:34:02,713 ‪馬可仕，這才是我想做的‬ 1713 01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:06,171 ‪讓客人有回到家的感覺‬ 1714 01:34:07,755 --> 01:34:09,630 ‪就跟你媽給我的感覺一樣‬ 1715 01:34:15,338 --> 01:34:16,213 ‪妳贏了‬ 1716 01:34:17,505 --> 01:34:18,755 ‪比我的告白台詞更感人‬ 1717 01:34:21,088 --> 01:34:23,713 ‪要我上網給中肯評價實在太難了‬ 1718 01:34:43,213 --> 01:34:45,130 ‪（茱蒂小館）‬ 1719 01:34:47,671 --> 01:34:50,630 ‪莎夏，謝謝妳請我們搭飛機過來‬ 1720 01:34:50,713 --> 01:34:52,963 ‪金先生，這一切都多虧了你‬ 1721 01:34:53,713 --> 01:34:55,296 ‪你覺得怎麼樣？‬ 1722 01:34:55,796 --> 01:34:56,796 ‪你覺得媽會喜歡嗎？‬ 1723 01:34:59,130 --> 01:35:00,380 ‪她一定會欣喜若狂‬ 1724 01:35:08,671 --> 01:35:10,546 ‪我接受‬ 1725 01:35:10,963 --> 01:35:13,755 ‪-什麼？‬ ‪-我願意當妳女兒的乾媽‬ 1726 01:35:15,505 --> 01:35:17,421 ‪我們請丹妮絲的姊姊當乾媽了‬ 1727 01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:19,130 ‪什麼？‬ 1728 01:35:19,213 --> 01:35:20,796 ‪開玩笑的啦，當然是妳啊‬ 1729 01:35:21,713 --> 01:35:22,588 ‪夠了‬ 1730 01:35:23,088 --> 01:35:24,755 ‪產後併發癥都是真的‬ 1731 01:35:25,338 --> 01:35:26,838 ‪拜託，今天開幕耶‬ 1732 01:35:34,255 --> 01:35:37,088 ‪我們也許可以組「哈囉災難東岸團」‬ 1733 01:35:37,296 --> 01:35:41,171 ‪-好，我要參一腳‬ ‪-讓舊金山樂團橫越美國‬ 1734 01:35:42,338 --> 01:35:44,338 ‪對了，你身材變好了‬ 1735 01:35:44,546 --> 01:35:45,588 ‪現在穿中號的嗎？‬ 1736 01:35:46,046 --> 01:35:47,546 ‪寶貝，這是歐洲瘦版剪裁‬ 1737 01:35:48,713 --> 01:35:50,713 ‪這600美元花得值得‬ 1738 01:35:51,755 --> 01:35:53,338 ‪整天都在餓肚子‬ 1739 01:36:08,505 --> 01:36:10,588 ‪恭喜，妳是我的榮耀‬ 1740 01:36:10,921 --> 01:36:12,130 ‪謝謝‬ 1741 01:36:13,088 --> 01:36:15,796 ‪妳覺得大家知道我扁過基努李維嗎？‬ 1742 01:36:17,255 --> 01:36:19,963 ‪最好寫首歌昭告天下‬ 1743 01:36:35,421 --> 01:36:36,796 ‪♪哈囉…♪‬ 1744 01:36:39,505 --> 01:36:41,338 ‪♪我真的扁了基努李維♪‬ 1745 01:36:41,421 --> 01:36:44,005 ‪♪《捍衛戰警》任何一幕‬ ‪都沒這麼裝笑維♪‬ 1746 01:36:44,088 --> 01:36:46,255 ‪♪我出了《捍衛任務》‬ ‪現在覺得超酷♪‬ 1747 01:36:46,338 --> 01:36:48,921 ‪♪基本上我就是神‬ ‪你可以叫我大力戰神♪‬ 1748 01:36:49,005 --> 01:36:50,921 ‪♪我真的扁了基努李維♪‬ 1749 01:36:51,005 --> 01:36:53,421 ‪♪《捍衛戰警》任何一幕‬ ‪都沒這麼裝笑維♪‬ 1750 01:36:53,755 --> 01:36:56,255 ‪♪說真的我扁了尼歐♪‬ 1751 01:36:56,338 --> 01:36:58,546 ‪♪他能躲子彈卻閃不過我♪‬ 1752 01:36:58,630 --> 01:36:59,588 ‪耶‬ 1753 01:36:59,838 --> 01:37:01,755 ‪♪我覺得通體舒暢，新警長就是我♪‬ 1754 01:37:02,046 --> 01:37:05,255 ‪♪看看我背心上的扣子‬ ‪那是基努李維眼睛旁的瘀青♪‬ 1755 01:37:05,338 --> 01:37:08,546 ‪♪我就像變形金剛柯博文‬ ‪巡邏大都會♪‬ 1756 01:37:08,755 --> 01:37:11,088 ‪♪凡事要看光明面，我超級樂觀♪‬ 1757 01:37:11,171 --> 01:37:13,505 ‪♪我什麼都沒做卻自信滿滿♪‬ 1758 01:37:13,588 --> 01:37:18,296 ‪♪我的鐵拳天下無敵‬ ‪就算世界末日老子也不驚♪‬ 1759 01:37:18,380 --> 01:37:22,296 ‪♪什麼浪頭我都衝得上‬ ‪穿上功夫裝我就是《驚爆點》♪‬ 1760 01:37:22,380 --> 01:37:25,046 ‪♪不管什麼功夫、什麼量級‬ ‪我都能把你打趴♪‬ 1761 01:37:25,130 --> 01:37:27,630 ‪♪然後我要尿在你身上直到永遠♪‬ 1762 01:37:27,713 --> 01:37:30,171 ‪♪直到永遠等等等等♪‬ 1763 01:37:30,255 --> 01:37:32,713 ‪♪雖然我不高，但是誰也量不到♪‬ 1764 01:37:32,796 --> 01:37:34,713 ‪♪如果你想要類似感覺♪‬ 1765 01:37:34,796 --> 01:37:37,671 ‪♪對我來說只要打趴螢幕男神♪‬ 1766 01:37:37,755 --> 01:37:39,588 ‪♪我真的扁了基努李維♪‬ 1767 01:37:39,671 --> 01:37:42,171 ‪♪《捍衛戰警》任何一幕‬ ‪都沒這麼裝笑維♪‬ 1768 01:37:42,255 --> 01:37:44,463 ‪♪我出了《捍衛任務》‬ ‪現在覺得超酷♪‬ 1769 01:37:44,546 --> 01:37:47,296 ‪基本上我就是神‬ ‪你可以叫我大力戰神♪‬ 1770 01:37:48,088 --> 01:37:49,463 ‪♪真是阿比阿弟的冒險♪‬ 1771 01:37:49,546 --> 01:37:51,963 ‪♪基努李維戴假牙我也不驚奇♪‬ 1772 01:37:52,046 --> 01:37:54,130 ‪♪我擊掌威力能殺人♪‬ 1773 01:37:54,213 --> 01:37:57,171 ‪♪應該要加入正義聯盟‬ ‪和復仇者聯盟♪‬ 1774 01:37:57,421 --> 01:37:59,630 ‪♪我可以輕鬆除掉對手♪‬ 1775 01:37:59,713 --> 01:38:01,421 ‪♪快快樂樂又低調♪‬ 1776 01:38:01,505 --> 01:38:03,838 ‪♪除了扁基努李維‬ ‪還有一件事讓我更爽♪‬ 1777 01:38:03,921 --> 01:38:05,671 ‪♪就是搶走他的女朋友♪‬ 1778 01:38:06,963 --> 01:38:08,963 ‪♪你一定覺得這不是情歌♪‬ 1779 01:38:09,046 --> 01:38:11,088 ‪♪但是我現在嗨到極點♪‬ 1780 01:38:11,171 --> 01:38:13,546 ‪♪因為我打他眼窩，還搶他女友♪‬ 1781 01:38:13,630 --> 01:38:16,546 ‪♪她的愛讓我天下無敵，不要懷疑♪‬ 1782 01:38:16,630 --> 01:38:18,588 ‪♪懂了嗎？我們也互不相欠♪‬ 1783 01:38:18,671 --> 01:38:20,963 ‪♪加上他是個混蛋‬ ‪所以我完全不後悔♪‬ 1784 01:38:21,046 --> 01:38:23,213 ‪♪從現在起我要永遠慶祝這一天♪‬ 1785 01:38:23,296 --> 01:38:26,171 ‪♪至少慶祝到報幕結束♪‬ 1786 01:38:26,255 --> 01:38:28,046 ‪♪我真的扁了基努李維♪‬ 1787 01:38:28,130 --> 01:38:30,671 ‪♪《捍衛戰警》任何一幕‬ ‪都沒這麼裝笑維♪‬ 1788 01:38:30,755 --> 01:38:32,921 ‪♪我出了《捍衛任務》‬ ‪現在覺得超酷♪‬ 1789 01:38:33,005 --> 01:38:35,588 ‪♪基本上我就是神‬ ‪你可以叫我大力戰神♪‬ 1790 01:38:35,838 --> 01:38:37,755 ‪♪我真的扁了基努李維♪‬ 1791 01:38:37,838 --> 01:38:40,380 ‪♪《捍衛戰警》任何一幕‬ ‪都沒這麼裝笑維♪‬ 1792 01:38:40,463 --> 01:38:42,963 ‪♪說真的我扁了尼歐♪‬ 1793 01:38:43,046 --> 01:38:45,296 ‪♪他能躲子彈卻閃不過我♪‬ 1794 01:38:45,421 --> 01:38:46,255 ‪耶‬ 1795 01:39:14,713 --> 01:39:16,588 ‪♪我真的扁了基努李維♪‬ 1796 01:39:16,671 --> 01:39:19,255 ‪♪《捍衛戰警》任何一幕‬ ‪都沒這麼裝笑維♪‬ 1797 01:39:19,338 --> 01:39:21,755 ‪♪說真的我扁了尼歐♪‬ 1798 01:39:21,838 --> 01:39:24,421 ‪♪他能躲子彈卻閃不過我♪‬ 1799 01:41:28,255 --> 01:41:30,796 ‪字幕翻譯：溫鳳祺‬ 135368