All language subtitles for Aki Kaurismaki - Take Care of Your Scarf Tatiana (1994)

TAKE CARE OF YOUR SCARF, TATIANA!

Mom, we're out of coffee!

Tomorrow, Valto.

Valto! Let me out of here.

Two large coffees.

Hello. -Hello.

What's that?

A 12-volt car coffee-maker, dummy.
You fixed my car.

Yeah.
-Jump in, let's go for a test drive.

I'd rather charge you first.

Payer: Reiman, Valdemar.

Items:

New engine -

and repairing it.

Parts -

seven hundred.

Labor -

eleven hundred and three.

Total :

eighteen hundred and three.

OK, eighteen hundred.

Move your ass said Johny Cash.

It's making extra sounds.

It still needs some fine tuning.

Then this farmer
starts mouthing off -

grabbing me by the collar
and getting me mad, damn it.

So I punched him.

Busted his nose
and chipped his tooth.

Still got the marks
to show for it, see?

Makes it hard
to change a fan belt -

my finger's so stiff,
but it'll get better.

I had to go back there
and into court.

This old rocker
had them staring.

I guess they'd never
seen one before.

Those Lapland dudes were bug-eyed.

Then the judge slapped a fine on me.

Fifteen hundred -

plus eight hundred
for the guy's nose and tooth.

No kidding.

I'll be damned if I'll pay -

eight hundred,
that's half a Volga!

His teeth were already
like Roman ruins.

They sent me some papers
but I used them in the toilet.

You ever been to Lapland?
-No.

Don't go. It's a hell of a place.

Nothing there but reindeer.

And them damn hayseeds
mooching around.

If you're looking for some
hot action, head South for Ay-biza.

You get real cheap trips
there nowadays.

I'm tired.

Let's stop for coffee.

There's a bar.

See those two dumb Finns there?

Let's get them
to take us to the harbor.

Let's get on with it!

Comrades! Our bus broke down.
Can you take us to the harbor?

Speak Finnish
so you'll understand too.

Sorry,
I speak a little this Finnish.

Can you kindly take us
to the harbor, we are late already.

So climb in the limo.

Coffee! -At once.

Let's have a shot.

Hey, rube,
milked any chickens lately?

Stow it, bub, I've been in court.
I'll bust you one.

Moving to town
don't make you a rocker.

You've got Brylcreem on the brain.
-Girls go for Brylcreem.

There are some rockers
from Helsinki here.

It wouldn't be my first rumble with
Helsinki rockers, but not just now.

They come here to dances,
and to strut their stuff.

Our kolkhoz set a five-year
potato crop record.

Over 30,000 kilos in a single week.

There was a dance that Saturday.

I had this red, tight-fitting dress.

They kept me dancing all night long.

Estonia also grows a lot of potatoes
in the summer.

Talk to them, Tatiana,
introduce us.

I'm Tatiana from Estonia.

My friend Klavdia
is from Alma Ata, Russia.

We're going to Tallinn.
Who are you?

A room. -One double or
two singles, or an extra bed?

Yes.

Fill these out.

Borrow these.

Our men are talkative.

They take their wives or girlfriends
to fine restaurants.

Reino!

Let's go to the restaurant.

Four tickets.

Twelve marks.

I was with some guys at a ski meet
in Czechoslovakia in sixty-two.

When we left to come back -

the guys stopped the bus
in Boriskarlov -

to go look at some crazy ruins.

I threw a fit. When they got back,
I said, what is this anyway.

There's ruins back home. You got to
come here to go staring at them?

I don't get it.
A bus full of vodka -

and they were looking at ruins.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Vepa and Pepe sing ''Anyushka.''

Stupid chicks.

This coffee's a ruin.

Where we're from
you'd be called bigmouths.

I'm going to bed.

Good night.

Hold it, it's seventy six marks.

There is seventy here.

There.

Thanks for the earrings.
I'll never forget you for this.

Fill her up.

The number 14 wrench
is the most common.

You need one all the time.

And the number ten.
The nine's no use with cars.

I got a whole set at home.
-Me too, in the garage.

That belt fits the Husqvarna model.
Half the price of the original.

There's no spark plug.
-Where?

In the sewing machine.
-There is in the gas-powered model.

Yes, but with a number 14
you can even open beer bottles.

I know about these Finnish dummies.

All they do is stare
at those gadgets.

Even if they do say
''Make haste slowly'' -

we're getting nowhere with them.

They're cheaper
because they're smaller.

I'm getting bored. How about you?

This is a pretty tough life.

I figure rockers don't live long.

Volodya was a rat.
Hardly ever at home.

Dragged all these bums
back with him.

People laughed right at my face.

And yet, sometimes... I don't know.

Can we afford to offer them tea?

And sandwiches.
How much are they?

And four teas.

We want to treat tea since it's
our last evening together.

You've been very kind, comrades.

You've been nice.

This has cemented the fellowship
between our two nations.

To your health!

Now I take
a souvenir picture of you.

We're closing.

Hit the road, hicks.

Can it, creampuff,
or I'll clobber you.

Let's go, you dopes,
the boat's leaving!

How do we get there?

Follow those tracks.

Good-bye, comrades,
and thank you for everything!

Danke.

You ever been abroad, Valto?

Nope.

Any cash? My wallet's a ruin.

Some. How come?

We ought to head home.

Well. -Well what?

Well, let's go.

I'm staying here with Tatiana.

I'll write.

A small coffee.

Quiet, those are rockers playing.