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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,882 Listen here. 2 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,468 Have you ever found yourself 3 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,639 struggling with loneliness? 4 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,311 Don't you pity me? I've been a widow for 30 years. 5 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,814 I've been praying every day, 6 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,776 but no man has come along to appease my loneliness. 7 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,911 Why aren't you answering? 8 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,331 How could you do this to me? 9 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,961 Are you ignoring me? 10 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,132 Say something. 11 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:13,967 God. 12 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,177 No. 13 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,396 It looks so bizarre. 14 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:33,612 What is this for? 15 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,908 What the... 16 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:48,794 What's going on? 17 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,261 What is happening? 18 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:03,683 Who are you? 19 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,070 So you're saying, when she said that, 20 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:20,033 this stick turned into an army of men and they did her? 21 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,623 -What is this... -Sir. 22 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,168 My stomach... 23 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,006 That prick. 24 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:41,596 What is this for? 25 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,776 -My goodness. -What happened? 26 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,041 I told you not to say it. 27 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,175 Take a look at this. 28 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,401 It looks so sturdy. 29 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,363 What is this for? 30 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:37,212 No! 31 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:42,050 The totem pole’s wooden nose managed to survive even fire 32 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,636 and boiling water. 33 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:47,389 It was obvious that the nose had extraordinary power. 34 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,225 In the end, the governor ordered me to find a way to dispose of it. 35 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:54,521 So, I put it in 100-year-old wine 36 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:58,567 and buried it under the totem pole. 37 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,592 {\an8}Come on. 38 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,683 {\an8}How long has it been? 39 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,065 {\an8}I can't believe this. 40 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,361 {\an8}The rumor was true. 41 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,657 {\an8}The incident was said to have increased the Yin in this area. 42 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,993 {\an8}I guess it's true. 43 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,372 How lonely. 44 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,000 The imbalance of Yin and Yang. 45 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,461 The disharmony in nature. 46 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,631 Feminine presence is too strong here. 47 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,964 Wipe it hard! 48 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,307 Who are they? 49 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:22,187 They're thugs from the neighboring village. They come here and throw a fit. 50 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,440 No man from our village is brave enough to challenge them. 51 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,487 Pitiful sissies! 52 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,699 We're out of drinks here! 53 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,037 I'm guessing that pig has no manners. 54 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,623 Do you have money? 55 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,834 We'll pay when we leave. 56 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,002 Get us more drinks! 57 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:47,796 Forget it! 58 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,632 -Those ignorant jerks. -What the fuck? 59 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,677 What is that guy over there drinking then? 60 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,861 What's with that look on your face? 61 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:13,905 Do you have a problem? 62 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,575 Look at your hair. 63 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,077 What did you put on it? 64 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,538 Is it perfume? 65 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,167 Please ignore them. 66 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:30,088 I don't want any trouble here. Please. 67 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,339 What is she saying? 68 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,561 What should we do with him? 69 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,330 You son of a... 70 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,193 The wine has become red. 71 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,490 You little... 72 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,079 You bastard... 73 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,456 My goodness. 74 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,751 Are you okay? 75 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,470 Son of a bitch... 76 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,644 Shit. 77 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,020 God. 78 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,486 My goodness. 79 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,948 Who is that guy? 80 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,157 Stop drooling. 81 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,953 Look at his nose. 82 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,665 A big nose means he has a big cock, right? 83 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,626 Hey. 84 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,421 He's not the man you think he is. 85 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,674 -What? -What? 86 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,551 He's the weakest of the weak. 87 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,932 Don't judge a book by its cover. 88 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,643 What do you mean? 89 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,189 Do I really have to tell this story again? 90 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,069 It was a night of the crescent. 91 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,782 -He was selling rice cakes. -Rice cakes. 92 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,283 Rice cakes. 93 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,620 "Rice cakes." 94 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,548 Rice cakes. 95 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,218 Rice cakes. 96 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,034 Here. 97 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,258 It's one nyang for two. 98 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,429 But I'll give you one for free. 99 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,197 Is this your first time? 100 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:29,994 It must be. 101 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,956 -Your voice... -What about it? 102 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,792 Do I sound old? 103 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,093 Old people get horny too. 104 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,139 Maybe I'm just doomed for life. 105 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,479 Of all the men in this world, you came along. 106 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,440 Some luck! 107 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,277 Why? What's wrong with me? 108 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,113 You don't know? 109 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,449 A straw is thicker than your thing. 110 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,620 A straw? 111 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,956 You're like a eunuch. 112 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,298 A eunuch? 113 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,800 Is that true? 114 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,221 You girls haven't been here long enough to know the truth. 115 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,393 If only his lower half worked as well as his mouth. 116 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,437 Who doesn't know that? 117 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,651 He's just a shell of a man. 118 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,070 He's not a real man. 119 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,033 Hey. 120 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:55,037 Don't look at me like that. 121 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,040 I'm still your first girl. 122 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,000 Don't you remember? 123 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,365 Get out of my way. 124 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,203 Kang-mok... 125 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,591 He's so manly. 126 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,593 That's a real man. 127 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,679 He's so different from his little brother. 128 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,056 My goodness. 129 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,641 Look at his thing. 130 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,310 No woman could say no to that. 131 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,359 My goodness. 132 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,364 It's so big. 133 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,188 You're Kang-soe, aren't you? 134 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,777 No, I'm not. 135 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,534 I can tell by the pissing sound. 136 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,036 I'm not him. 137 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,172 Give us more drinks. 138 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,264 There's nothing. 139 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,261 What's wrong? 140 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,472 What the fuck? 141 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,978 Kang-mok. 142 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,856 He's drunk. 143 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,192 Please forgive him. 144 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,322 -I'm sorry. -What happened? 145 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,200 Kang-soe, let's go. 146 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,789 What? 147 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,625 Forget it. 148 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,586 I want to get drunk. 149 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,381 Those bastards... 150 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,925 I want to get wasted! 151 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,399 A real man with a wuss as a brother. 152 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,068 He must be so worried 153 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,778 about his only brother. 154 00:19:55,861 --> 00:20:00,032 Kang-mok would do anything for his little brother. 155 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,743 He pities 156 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,121 his impotent brother. 157 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,749 I bet he puts his brother's life before his own. 158 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,544 Are you feeling better? 159 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,797 Put me down. I can walk. 160 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,134 Stop moving around. You're making it harder for me. 161 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,302 Just put me down. 162 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,682 I got some dried squid for you. 163 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,227 I don't like dries squid. Put me down. 164 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:56,959 Sit down. 165 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,087 Sit down please. 166 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,007 Let me see. 167 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,968 I got some turtle powder 168 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,345 and bear bile for you. 169 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:12,850 It cost me an arm and a leg. Drink up. 170 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,730 They say nothing is better than this to help fix your problem. 171 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,231 I don't need it. 172 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,236 Hey. 173 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:30,200 Kang-soe. 174 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,922 Rice cakes. 175 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:49,261 Buy some rice cakes. 176 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,642 Rice cakes. 177 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,779 He's still a kid. 178 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,720 Kang-soe, you're on fire! 179 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,480 Kang-mok! 180 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,694 Water. 181 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,405 Water! 182 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:52,574 Lie down! Quick! 183 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,535 -Move. -No! 184 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:55,703 Move! 185 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,962 Move! Get out of my way. 186 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,552 No! Kang-mok, no... 187 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,108 Kang-soe. 188 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,027 Is he okay? 189 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,905 It's burned. 190 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,881 Dal-gaeng is way better. 191 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,799 Who is that? 192 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,634 You don't know? 193 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:55,137 She moved into a hut a few days ago. 194 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,306 That girl? 195 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,225 I heard she was a bit crazy in the head. 196 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,019 That's who you're talking about? 197 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,229 Yes. Huddle up, guys. 198 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:09,485 Rumor has it that when she was little, 199 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,614 she was captured by the Japanese soldiers and she was used 200 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,324 as a sex slave. 201 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,618 But in the end, she managed to escape. 202 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,662 -You know what? -What? 203 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,207 Her eyes are so sparkly 204 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,876 and her lips are so red. 205 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:29,087 I bet she's real horny. 206 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,339 I can't believe you. 207 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,717 You talk like you have done her. 208 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:38,180 Not yet, but I'm planning to. 209 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,892 Do you guys want to come along? 210 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,565 Where? 211 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,031 You said she bathes here every night. 212 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,283 We made a trip for nothing. 213 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,702 We can try another night. 214 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:01,995 I'm sorry. 215 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,040 Wait, isn't that Kang-soe? 216 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,168 What are you doing here? 217 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:13,507 You're cheeky. Hold up. So, you want a piece of her too? 218 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,761 Of course. 219 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:21,431 No, I'm just bathing. 220 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,518 Of course. 221 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,854 -Sure. -Wait. 222 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,315 Aren't those breasts? 223 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,278 My goodness. 224 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,100 My shoe! 225 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,102 -Her shoe? -Her shoe? 226 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:50,812 -Her shoe! -Her shoe! 227 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,768 Help! 228 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:42,883 It's so pretty. 229 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,851 I can't see anything. 230 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,144 Be quiet. 231 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,646 Look at that. 232 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,939 Be quiet. 233 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,763 My goodness. She's so hot. 234 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:41,626 What's that? 235 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,296 -Wait. What's that? -What? 236 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,505 My goodness. 237 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,425 -My goodness. -I can't believe this. 238 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:52,179 This is what they're up to. 239 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:54,347 Fine. 240 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,810 So that's Dal-gaeng, the whore? 241 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,188 Hey, stop there. 242 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:04,941 How many guys have you hit on so far? 243 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,360 Is this why you moved here? 244 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:10,363 You're dead meat. 245 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,616 -You whore. -Bitch! 246 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,367 -What are you doing? -You bitch. 247 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:17,120 Get her out of the water. 248 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,581 Come on, bitch. 249 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,957 Come on. 250 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,959 Come here, bitch. 251 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,295 Ladies! 252 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,135 What is this nonsense? 253 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:33,470 Kang-mok. 254 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,515 Come here, assholes! 255 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,184 -Let's go. -Hurry. 256 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,727 I won't let you off that easy. 257 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,772 If I see you again, you’re dead. 258 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,691 Kang-mok, you shouldn't have interfered. 259 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,985 You're dead meat. 260 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:51,112 -Stop there! -Stop right there! 261 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,323 -Stop! -Stop there! 262 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:55,033 Are you okay? 263 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,743 Yes. 264 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:08,171 You don't understand? 265 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,174 Do you want me to say it again? 266 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,012 I want the wedding to be held 267 00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:18,473 within the next five days. 268 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,018 Wedding? 269 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:26,356 Do you have a girl stashed away somewhere? 270 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,445 Come on out. 271 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,339 She will be our family. 272 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,469 Take good care of her and be nice to her. 273 00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,931 She's been through a lot. 274 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,559 Get her something to drink. 275 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,061 Kang-soe. 276 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,732 Kang-soe. Hey. 277 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,244 -Help! -Help! 278 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:22,996 Please help! 279 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,289 Is anyone there? 280 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,628 Help! 281 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,174 What? 282 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:37,469 Thank you. 283 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:42,682 When will the old tree bloom? 284 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,227 You're strong. 285 00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,898 But your thing is too weak. 286 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:01,910 Nice. 287 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,081 Do you drink? 288 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,166 Not anymore. 289 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:13,129 There is this drink that would help an impotent man. 290 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,173 Too bad. 291 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:19,135 Impotent? What are you talking about? 292 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,263 Your brother has a birthmark... 293 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,183 by his belly button, right? 294 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,144 You have one on your thigh, don't you? 295 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:33,024 It's the dried squid. 296 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,153 That was the root of the problem. 297 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:39,948 I can tell. 298 00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:43,576 Do you know... 299 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:47,539 why the totem pole in front of the shrine 300 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:49,708 is missing a nose? 301 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,170 You saved my life. 302 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,173 I should repay you. 303 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,594 Listen carefully. 304 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,641 Go to the village shrine. 305 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,478 Face the totem pole. 306 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,189 Take two steps back. 307 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,900 Two steps to the left, 308 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:20,321 two steps forward and two steps to the right. 309 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,491 You'll be right where you started. 310 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,119 Dig into the ground, 311 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,455 and you'll find a bottle. 312 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,473 Drink the potion inside. 313 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:49,309 Then you'll bloom. 314 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,437 The old tree will bloom, 315 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,525 and it will fix your impotency. 316 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,446 After you wake up, 317 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:03,948 stay away from women... 318 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,619 for 15 days. 319 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:12,165 For exactly 15 days, from the moment you wake up, 320 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,168 you are not allowed to do anything with women. 321 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:19,380 If you have intercourse during that time, 322 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,842 you'll lose everything. 323 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,516 I can be a real man? 324 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,269 You got it. 325 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,314 But remember one thing. 326 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,151 Only take one sip. 327 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:51,871 One sip? 328 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,624 Don't go overboard. 329 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,045 Your fortune can turn into... 330 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,841 the village's misery. 331 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:05,718 Don't drink more than a sip. 332 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:08,847 Don't be greedy. 333 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,810 If you do, the village will suffer... 334 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,563 a great deal. 335 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,399 Understood? 336 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,402 Understood? 337 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,320 He's gone. 338 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,489 What? 339 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:31,160 Hey! Hey, kid! 340 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,080 Did you understand the whole thing? 341 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,275 I have a bad feeling about this. 342 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,194 I have a very bad feeling. 343 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,115 This is not good. 344 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:14,120 It's out of my hands now. 345 00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:58,790 I can't believe him. 346 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,875 It's just ridiculous. 347 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,716 What's going on? 348 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,765 What is happening? 349 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:18,685 Let's run! 350 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:59,392 Stop there, you bastard. 351 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,601 Bastard. 352 00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:03,813 You've been hiding here to evade the draft? 353 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,649 Stop it. I know this guy. 354 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:07,775 You know him? 355 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,945 Kang-soe, where have you been? 356 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,281 I thought you had left the village. 357 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,158 What do you mean? 358 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,951 Don't you know about the war? 359 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,120 Every man has been drafted 360 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,455 including us. 361 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,707 Even your brother. 362 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,002 He finished his duty two years ago. 363 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,421 Don't you understand? 364 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,506 It's because of you. 365 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,967 The officials wanted you, 366 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,470 but your brother insisted on 367 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,680 going to war on behalf of you. 368 00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:41,893 They only take one man from each household. 369 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:44,395 Let's go. 370 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,483 You're lucky to have a brother like him. I'm so jealous. 371 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,026 Wait up! 372 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,321 What a brother you have. 373 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:30,817 Here. 374 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,466 Would you like some... 375 00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:10,791 Then you'll bloom. 376 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,961 The old tree will bloom. 377 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:18,925 It will fix your impotency. 378 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,641 What is this smell? 379 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:29,936 A fire? 380 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,063 It's a wildfire. 381 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:35,983 I have to pee. 382 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,616 It's a fire. 383 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,703 -Fire! -Help! 384 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:50,915 Help! 385 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:01,968 I have to pee. 386 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,899 You're Kang-soe, aren't you? 387 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,946 I'm not. 388 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,129 He put out the fire? 389 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:21,881 I can't believe it. 390 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,924 Kang-soe is impotent. 391 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:25,926 Are you sure? 392 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,636 It can't be him. 393 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,973 It was him. I heard his thing was three inches long. 394 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:33,642 You haven't seen it though. 395 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:36,145 I heard it was five inches long. 396 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,688 -Five inches? -What? 397 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:41,192 It's only half the size of this. 398 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,112 He couldn't have put out the fire with it. 399 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:47,156 There goes the madam. 400 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:50,242 -Hey there! -We should ask her. 401 00:47:50,326 --> 00:47:51,410 What is it? 402 00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:53,704 -Hey. -Come here. 403 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:55,081 Come on here. 404 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,248 My goodness. 405 00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:59,043 What do you say? You saw it, right? 406 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,836 Is it four or five inches? 407 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:02,713 -Kang-soe's thing? -Yes. 408 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:09,512 Didn't you say it was five inches? 409 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,973 Yes, it's five inches. 410 00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:19,480 But... 411 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,650 that was just the head. 412 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,276 No way. 413 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,402 Impossible. 414 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:41,877 Why is he doing that in the middle of the night? 415 00:48:42,378 --> 00:48:45,506 Just wait. He'll take a shower afterwards. 416 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:46,924 We can see his thing then. 417 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:51,137 Wait. 418 00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:52,888 They're on the ground. 419 00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:53,973 What? 420 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,516 Both of his feet are on the ground. 421 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,143 -His feet? -His feet? 422 00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,186 How is that possible? 423 00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:01,480 If it's not his feet, then... 424 00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:11,448 Two. 425 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:29,967 My goodness. 426 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:34,346 Unbelievable. 427 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,357 I need a drink. 428 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:54,880 I need a drink. 429 00:52:55,214 --> 00:52:56,965 -Yes! -Come on. 430 00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:58,717 Rice cakes. 431 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,844 Rice cakes. 432 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,389 -He's coming. -Rice cakes. 433 00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:05,682 Rice cakes. 434 00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:07,684 -He's here. -Hurry. 435 00:53:07,768 --> 00:53:08,811 Is he coming? 436 00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:15,192 Rice cakes. 437 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:18,028 Rice cakes. 438 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,366 Rice cakes. 439 00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:39,007 Hi, Kang-soe. 440 00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,186 Stop it. 441 00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:58,110 He's gone. It's over. 442 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:05,492 Kang-soe, one rice cake, please. 443 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,077 Okay. 444 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:12,249 Where should I put it? 445 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,501 Here. 446 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:17,671 A little to the right. 447 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,132 To the left. 448 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,342 -Here? -Closer. 449 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:24,720 Here. 450 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,063 Hey. 451 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:36,231 Yes? 452 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:47,784 What the hell? 453 00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:49,995 Hey! 454 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:22,945 Kang-soe! 455 00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:25,864 I got him. Girls! 456 00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:27,157 She got him. 457 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,910 Get him. 458 00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,371 Good things are meant to be shared. 459 00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:35,123 -Hold him. -Easy. 460 00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:36,542 What is he doing? 461 00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,899 Is he still living in the past? 462 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:04,444 I don't know why he is wasting his thing. 463 00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:24,047 Why won't he let the snake out of his pants? 464 00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:39,313 Girls. 465 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,357 Knock it off. 466 00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,318 How can you sing in this situation? 467 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:53,410 I don't understand why Kang-soe would turn us down. 468 00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:56,913 It must be lack of confidence. 469 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,375 You! Sit up. 470 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,838 Why did you bring a baby? 471 00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:06,715 It's distracting. 472 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:12,638 We were seducing him in the broad daylight. 473 00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:13,889 What? 474 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:20,687 We need to get him in the mood. 475 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:21,772 What mood? 476 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,315 An erotic mood. 477 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:26,860 Erotic but tasteful. 478 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,948 I'll pave the way for all of you tonight. 479 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:33,742 You ladies owe me a favor. 480 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,259 You broke into my place? 481 00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:56,348 You even lit my candles. 482 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,393 I have some rare wine here. 483 00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:04,815 I want you to taste it for free. 484 00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,445 Why did you stop coming to my bar? 485 00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,032 Are you low on money? 486 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:16,451 I quit drinking. 487 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:22,416 For a real man like you, life is not fun without liquor. 488 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,419 I know you like to drink. 489 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,047 Did you get a girl? 490 00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:38,724 That's right. Drink up. 491 00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:43,061 It will make you stronger. 492 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:45,564 What? 493 00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:47,566 Are you playing dumb with me? 494 00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:52,529 I've seen it. 495 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,073 Seen what? 496 00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:01,705 The field is so hot, but... 497 00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:03,623 But? 498 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,585 There's no man to cool it down. 499 00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:10,130 So what? 500 00:59:10,338 --> 00:59:13,467 Can you water it for me? 501 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:17,554 Listen to me. 502 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:20,265 You can't handle me. 503 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:27,939 So you know how to bluff now? 504 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,194 I've been with more men 505 00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:35,572 than you could ever imagine. 506 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:37,532 You don't get it. 507 00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:40,952 I'm a hawk, and you're just a sparrow. 508 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:49,044 Don't worry about me. 509 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:54,007 I can go on for days. 510 00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:56,551 What are you doing? 511 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,638 I'm sure you know. 512 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,100 -Move. -Where are you going? 513 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:04,810 Come on, move! 514 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,163 I must be out of my mind. 515 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,549 Stop it! 516 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:48,186 Mom, what does this mean? 517 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:51,189 Why aren't you in bed yet? 518 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:53,817 You can study tomorrow. 519 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,403 Go to bed, okay? 520 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:06,288 -What the... -Don't you ever sleep? 521 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:08,665 What's up with them? 522 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,542 Come on. 523 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,627 Stop pushing. 524 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:14,671 What's going on? 525 01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,259 -What's happening? -What the... 526 01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:20,635 Wait. 527 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:25,557 Move! 528 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,559 My goodness. 529 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:30,520 -Line up! -She's here too. 530 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:37,319 You weren't bluffing 531 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:39,112 after all. 532 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,822 That's right. 533 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:43,783 -Hey. -What? 534 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:45,327 Are you sick? 535 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,372 Your nose is bleeding. 536 01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:50,624 You're bleeding. 537 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,587 God, this is embarrassing. 538 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,132 You won't believe it. 539 01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:02,385 I'll need at least ten days of rest to recover. 540 01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:07,182 Ten days? 541 01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:09,893 Was it that good? 542 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:14,439 Or is it because you haven't had any for a while? 543 01:02:15,607 --> 01:02:17,984 You're always so negative. 544 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:24,824 Well... 545 01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,494 this is what happened. 546 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,289 My goodness. 547 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:33,625 Where am I? 548 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:50,225 Hey, Kang-soe. 549 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:52,310 Kang-soe. 550 01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:54,896 I'm happy now. 551 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:56,982 Yes. 552 01:02:57,691 --> 01:03:00,110 Three times is enough. 553 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:04,489 It's enough. Or was it more? What? 554 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:10,120 Don't give me that look! 555 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:13,581 Kang-soe. 556 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,334 Kang-soe, it's enough. 557 01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,673 Hey! 558 01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:23,675 Stop now. 559 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,887 It's okay now. I've had enough. 560 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,889 My goodness. 561 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:39,482 Fine, let's get it over with. 562 01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:41,776 Come here. 563 01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:48,158 Can you believe that? 564 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,996 I thought it was over, but he kept on going. 565 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:55,123 It never ended. 566 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,044 He was breaking me into pieces. 567 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,129 Completely. 568 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:02,797 God. 569 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:06,343 My hips... 570 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,721 I don't believe it. 571 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,309 What are you waiting for? 572 01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:17,520 Go on and line up. 573 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,236 Move. 574 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,821 Stop pushing me. 575 01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:29,032 Go away. 576 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:31,034 My nose won't stop bleeding. 577 01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:32,494 Move. 578 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,998 No cuts! 579 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:39,376 Get off me. 580 01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:40,627 My goodness. 581 01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:41,753 I can't believe this. 582 01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:44,339 Respect the elderly. 583 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,007 What? 584 01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:47,425 Look. 585 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:50,178 Line up, girls! 586 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,225 What? 587 01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:58,686 What are you doing? 588 01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:01,606 Help! 589 01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:14,452 She's coming out. 590 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,335 Is she okay? 591 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:27,465 The rumor was wrong. 592 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,301 What do you mean? 593 01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:34,889 It's only half of the truth. 594 01:05:35,890 --> 01:05:36,975 Believe me. 595 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:52,926 What is it this time? 596 01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:02,894 What? 597 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,484 What's wrong with you? 598 01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:13,988 What the hell did you see? 599 01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:17,951 A body. 600 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:20,453 A wildfire. 601 01:07:20,828 --> 01:07:21,996 A wildfire? 602 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:24,874 A waterfall. 603 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,209 A waterfall? 604 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:30,004 This big. 605 01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:31,881 That big? 606 01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:34,634 -Pants. -What? 607 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:36,594 A weapon. 608 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:39,973 I saw this body, 609 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,015 and then... 610 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:44,352 there was a fire. 611 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:48,439 -What? -There was a big fire. 612 01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:50,817 I was sitting in the carriage. 613 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:54,237 I was scared. 614 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,991 Then this waterfall... 615 01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:02,287 This big... 616 01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:04,956 That big? 617 01:08:10,378 --> 01:08:12,213 That's what happened. 618 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:13,923 What? 619 01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:18,886 Was it really this big? 620 01:08:23,391 --> 01:08:24,475 Yes. 621 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:26,644 All right. 622 01:08:27,061 --> 01:08:29,606 I must summon him right away. 623 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:53,713 Kang-soe, give me a rice cake. 624 01:08:54,672 --> 01:08:56,966 I'm not selling any today. 625 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:58,885 You know what I mean. 626 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,097 I'm your big fan now. 627 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:06,142 Sorry? 628 01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:09,562 It's the biggest penis I have ever seen. 629 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:15,818 Consider your tab settled. 630 01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:21,491 Look, Kang-soe. 631 01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:26,579 I love you. 632 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:28,998 Pardon? 633 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:34,253 I said, I love you. 634 01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:40,343 That's not love. 635 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,097 Then what is? 636 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:46,224 Can you teach me? 637 01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:49,519 Kang-soe, where are you going? 638 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,521 See you tonight. 639 01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:53,231 Come back! 640 01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:21,426 Go on. 641 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:22,802 Let go of me. 642 01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:23,928 Let go! 643 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:28,391 What are we going to do now? 644 01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:06,596 I'm the minister 645 01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:08,055 of foreign affairs. 646 01:11:10,308 --> 01:11:12,518 Westerners in this country 647 01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:16,147 are all giving us a headache these days. 648 01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:19,776 I have a big plan. 649 01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:24,697 We're going to have the match 650 01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:26,741 of the century. 651 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:34,999 If you win, 652 01:11:35,082 --> 01:11:39,045 I'll send your brother home 653 01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,963 as requested. 654 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,715 So, do your best. 655 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,593 Korean representative, step forward! 656 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:02,443 Western representative, step forward! 657 01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:23,422 Hey! 658 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,728 The challenge is 659 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:41,941 to put as much weight as you can hold with your penis. 660 01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:46,445 Please remove your underwear! 661 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,617 Start. 662 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,622 One. 663 01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:02,545 Two. 664 01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:04,130 -My goodness. -Wow. 665 01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:11,387 Three. 666 01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:18,686 Total amount, three! 667 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:32,366 Please remove your underwear! 668 01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:37,955 Start. 669 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,667 One. 670 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:45,379 My goodness. 671 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,549 Two. 672 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:10,363 Three. 673 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,658 Four. 674 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,744 Five. 675 01:14:17,578 --> 01:14:19,956 Six. 676 01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:22,583 Seven. 677 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:25,252 Eight. 678 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:27,964 Nine. 679 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,341 Ten. 680 01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,970 Eleven. 681 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:57,827 Play the music! 682 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,799 How nice. 683 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:22,935 Don't worry. 684 01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:25,771 You'll hear from him soon. 685 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,808 We're too late. 686 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,180 Poor Kang-soe. 687 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:43,849 -I feel so sorry for him. -It's too bad. 688 01:16:44,642 --> 01:16:45,684 How sad. 689 01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:52,566 Where is Kang-soe? I heard he was back. 690 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:55,569 What's wrong? 691 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:57,822 Did someone die? 692 01:16:57,905 --> 01:17:00,699 Yes, someone died. 693 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:04,537 Kang-mok is dead. 694 01:17:05,913 --> 01:17:07,456 Are you serious? 695 01:17:08,082 --> 01:17:10,334 They couldn't even find his body. 696 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,503 It's too bad. 697 01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:18,801 That's why he has locked himself in. 698 01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:22,763 He hasn't eaten for eight days now. 699 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:24,598 God! 700 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:27,560 Let's get out of here. 701 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:31,147 We're making things worse. 702 01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:39,488 But why has it been so dry these days? 703 01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:57,423 She has resentment built up in her heart. 704 01:17:58,299 --> 01:18:00,467 The fever comes from it. 705 01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:06,599 She doesn't need socks even in the winter. 706 01:18:06,891 --> 01:18:10,895 She needs water to cool her body down. 707 01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:14,190 She likes bathing in the pond. 708 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:18,444 But she can't do that anymore 709 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:21,947 because of the drought. 710 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:24,158 Her fever gets worse at night. 711 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:29,288 So now she sleepwalks to find water at night. 712 01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:33,584 She will end up either killing herself 713 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,252 or... 714 01:18:36,837 --> 01:18:39,506 dance around like a lunatic 715 01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:43,594 and finally die from this fever. 716 01:18:43,677 --> 01:18:45,554 It's really bad. 717 01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:50,100 Is there a cure? 718 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,103 No. 719 01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:04,281 There is one cure. 720 01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:06,700 But... 721 01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:10,454 it doesn't require money. 722 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,874 It takes a body. 723 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:17,002 One with strong energy. 724 01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:18,963 A body? 725 01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:21,048 The art of medicine is the way humanity works. 726 01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:24,134 As a doctor... 727 01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:29,974 You have to sleep with her 728 01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:33,185 in order to cure her. 729 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:35,646 It's not easy for me to say that. 730 01:19:35,813 --> 01:19:37,648 It's not easy. 731 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:40,609 It's just my opinion as a doctor. 732 01:19:40,818 --> 01:19:41,819 What? 733 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:46,657 Sleep with her 734 01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:50,119 and she'll be cured. 735 01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:52,955 I'm not supposed to say that. 736 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:55,165 I couldn't. 737 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,753 But if you don't, she won't be around much longer. 738 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:05,134 It's okay. 739 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,096 It's okay. 740 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:32,286 It's possible to use medicine. 741 01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:34,872 It may take 742 01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:38,042 around 10 to 20 years. 743 01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:41,170 Bodily sickness should be treated 744 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:44,548 with another body. 745 01:20:44,631 --> 01:20:46,216 That's right. 746 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:51,930 Your brother is dead, right? 747 01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:28,592 Have some. 748 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:32,179 You're my husband now. 749 01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,646 -It looks good. -No. 750 01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:43,774 It looks better on you. 751 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,191 Let's wrap it up. 752 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:29,361 All the leaves are withered because of drought. 753 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:32,823 We can't even wash our faces because there is no water. 754 01:22:33,991 --> 01:22:37,828 By the way, how is Kang-soe doing? 755 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,415 He's like a dead man without his brother. 756 01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:43,709 Are you worried about him? 757 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,252 Or are you just horny? 758 01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:48,839 I'm not that inconsiderate. 759 01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:51,592 Don't you feel sorry for him? 760 01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:53,135 No way. 761 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:56,346 He's having fun with his sister-in-law. 762 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:57,806 That's enough. 763 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,893 Honestly, I miss him terribly. 764 01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:05,606 If I hadn't slept with him, it wouldn't be this bad. 765 01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:17,117 What is it? Are you pregnant? 766 01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:18,744 My goodness. 767 01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:21,872 You're in big trouble. 768 01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:24,416 What the... 769 01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:28,170 No, I'm not. 770 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:34,927 What's that? 771 01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:43,644 Good heavens. 772 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,066 What's wrong? 773 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:53,153 Aren't you satisfied? 774 01:23:53,987 --> 01:23:58,867 Let's do it again. 775 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:02,079 Stop it. 776 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:04,915 Don't overdo it. I'm saying this for your own sake. 777 01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:06,708 What are you talking about? 778 01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:10,546 I can do it all night. Come here. 779 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:13,382 Come here. 780 01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:16,176 I missed you so much 781 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:20,264 when I was in the battlefield. 782 01:24:21,265 --> 01:24:22,849 Come on. 783 01:24:24,810 --> 01:24:26,311 Hey. 784 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,481 Honey. 785 01:24:52,212 --> 01:24:54,590 How odd. 786 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:58,135 If the drought continues, 787 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:01,763 the village will be destroyed. 788 01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:06,393 Grudge of a spinster... 789 01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:09,563 has caused the drought. 790 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:17,738 It's an ominous sound of a female. 791 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:22,701 The sound of loneliness. 792 01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:26,330 What should we do about it? 793 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:32,169 Is that from Lady Bear? 794 01:25:32,753 --> 01:25:35,505 Yin needs Yang. 795 01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:40,427 We must send her a man full of energy 796 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:42,804 to relieve her loneliness. 797 01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:44,056 You mean... 798 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:48,935 a bear and a man... 799 01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:50,228 Stop it. 800 01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:54,316 That bear is a god. 801 01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:56,526 She protects this village. 802 01:25:57,611 --> 01:26:02,032 It's our holy sacrifice to her. 803 01:26:02,115 --> 01:26:06,328 But that's unthinkable in Confucianism. 804 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:07,412 Nonsense! 805 01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:12,417 You want the village dry up into destruction? 806 01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:15,796 But think about it. 807 01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:20,425 Who is going to volunteer for such a blasphemous thing? 808 01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:23,053 Who would want to do a bear? 809 01:26:25,138 --> 01:26:27,599 There's a way. 810 01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:31,728 Sir. 811 01:26:32,979 --> 01:26:36,024 Do you remember that wooden nose? 812 01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:43,699 We have to find it tonight. 813 01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:47,119 There's nothing. 814 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,790 It's not here, sir. 815 01:26:51,873 --> 01:26:53,542 It's not here. 816 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:57,754 I found it! 817 01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:00,340 He found it. 818 01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,509 He found it. 819 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:06,304 Let me see. Give it to me. 820 01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:10,726 How could it be? 821 01:27:11,685 --> 01:27:16,148 Who dared to drink this up? 822 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:18,483 Wait. 823 01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:22,571 You've been at it since the day before. 824 01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:26,867 Who is it? Who did you fool around with? 825 01:27:29,327 --> 01:27:32,080 While we were gone, Kang-soe was the only man here. 826 01:27:32,664 --> 01:27:34,791 She wouldn't have cheated on you, 827 01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:37,294 if you had satisfied her in bed. 828 01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:40,297 Am I right? 829 01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:42,007 Of course. 830 01:27:42,424 --> 01:27:44,801 -What's wrong? -What's going on? 831 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:48,722 No, it's not what you think. 832 01:27:48,805 --> 01:27:50,223 It's not. 833 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:51,892 What? 834 01:27:53,643 --> 01:27:54,853 It's a nightmare. 835 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:58,690 I told him to have just one sip. 836 01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:01,526 He got greedy. 837 01:28:02,903 --> 01:28:04,654 A disaster has befallen this village. 838 01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:07,073 It's a disaster. 839 01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:09,785 Take Kang-soe in. 840 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,579 He is not impotent anymore. 841 01:28:13,455 --> 01:28:16,792 He drank up the forbidden potion. 842 01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:20,712 He's committed such a vicious crime. We'll offer him to Lady Bear 843 01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:23,256 with a ceremony. 844 01:28:38,271 --> 01:28:40,440 Kang-soe! 845 01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:44,110 You're in trouble. Come here. 846 01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:55,539 They're going to offer you to Lady Bear. 847 01:28:56,206 --> 01:28:57,874 Then... 848 01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:00,377 Dal-gaeng! 849 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:11,388 What's worse is that your brother... 850 01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:13,682 God. 851 01:29:15,475 --> 01:29:16,685 Kang-soe! 852 01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:19,229 Kang-soe! 853 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:22,566 Your brother is back. 854 01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:24,901 Kang-soe! 855 01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:29,114 Kang-soe. 856 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:34,703 Kang-soe. 857 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:50,594 I'm back, Kang-soe. 858 01:29:57,892 --> 01:30:01,646 I got dried squid for him. 859 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:08,153 Kang-soe. 860 01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:11,740 Kang-soe. 861 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:17,912 Kang-soe. 862 01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:29,716 It's good news. 863 01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:33,845 What is? 864 01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:39,684 She's pregnant. 865 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:42,604 She has a bun in the oven. 866 01:30:45,231 --> 01:30:46,483 Our baby... 867 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:51,154 is in my belly. 868 01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:55,742 It's also bad news. 869 01:30:57,786 --> 01:31:01,081 The drought might kill both of them. 870 01:31:03,249 --> 01:31:07,295 If it doesn't rain soon, 871 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:12,676 the fever will kill her and the baby. 872 01:31:16,096 --> 01:31:20,975 It will definitely affect them both. 873 01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:28,191 Hey, where are you going? 874 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,693 Running away? 875 01:31:30,110 --> 01:31:31,569 They must be out of their minds. 876 01:31:31,653 --> 01:31:34,531 I can't believe they're sacrificing you. 877 01:31:34,614 --> 01:31:36,032 Run away. 878 01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:40,453 Otherwise, they'll offer you to a bear to stop the drought. 879 01:31:40,537 --> 01:31:41,955 Hurry. 880 01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:45,625 Run away right now. 881 01:31:45,709 --> 01:31:47,502 -It's Kang-soe! -We found him. 882 01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:49,337 -We found him. -Get him! 883 01:31:49,421 --> 01:31:52,006 -Don't move! -Get him! 884 01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:54,676 Get off me! 885 01:32:18,324 --> 01:32:21,703 I had no one else to turn to. 886 01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:24,706 Water... 887 01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:26,750 Water... 888 01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:30,628 There is not a single drop of water to drink. 889 01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:34,340 Mom. 890 01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:38,887 Mom. 891 01:32:39,262 --> 01:32:42,432 I'm not your mom. 892 01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:47,395 What a life. You poor thing. 893 01:32:49,022 --> 01:32:51,941 Get something to drink. 894 01:32:52,150 --> 01:32:54,694 Why do we have to look after this lunatic? 895 01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:57,614 Don't be ridiculous. 896 01:32:58,323 --> 01:32:59,908 Shame on you. 897 01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:03,286 All you care about is sex. 898 01:33:06,790 --> 01:33:09,083 Do you know the meaning of loneliness? 899 01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:14,547 Too much loneliness makes a person crazy. 900 01:33:16,966 --> 01:33:19,219 Get something for her. 901 01:33:19,636 --> 01:33:21,221 Coming. 902 01:33:31,564 --> 01:33:34,567 Aren't you glad that I'm back 903 01:33:35,401 --> 01:33:36,778 in one piece? 904 01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:43,368 Sure, we are. We are so glad. 905 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:46,204 What's wrong with her? 906 01:33:46,287 --> 01:33:48,331 Well... 907 01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:52,001 Where is Kang-soe now? His wife is very sick. 908 01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:58,341 Dal-gaeng, how was the wedding? 909 01:33:58,424 --> 01:33:59,592 What? 910 01:33:59,676 --> 01:34:03,137 Is she Kang-soe's wife? 911 01:34:07,016 --> 01:34:08,059 Do you mean... 912 01:34:09,352 --> 01:34:11,229 Are they not married yet? 913 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:14,941 Before I got drafted, 914 01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:18,278 I told her to marry him. 915 01:34:18,361 --> 01:34:21,739 I called him my husband, 916 01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,826 but he didn't believe me. 917 01:34:26,619 --> 01:34:29,622 He's your husband, and he didn't believe you? 918 01:34:29,747 --> 01:34:32,542 What is she talking about? 919 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:36,170 Dal-gaeng was supposed to marry Kang-soe? 920 01:34:37,046 --> 01:34:40,758 You have to have a ceremony to make it official. 921 01:34:46,014 --> 01:34:47,849 But I have a baby. 922 01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:53,897 Really? 923 01:34:57,150 --> 01:35:00,778 Where is he anyway? 924 01:35:09,746 --> 01:35:13,666 Don't let anybody go over that line. 925 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:18,046 Especially all those promiscuous women. 926 01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:20,131 Keep them out of here. 927 01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:33,811 He's not fighting it. 928 01:35:36,147 --> 01:35:38,816 I didn't tell him about the bear. 929 01:35:39,067 --> 01:35:40,193 What? 930 01:36:43,881 --> 01:36:45,216 It's over. 931 01:36:46,467 --> 01:36:50,096 Kang-soe is surely dead. 932 01:36:50,513 --> 01:36:51,514 God. 933 01:36:51,597 --> 01:36:52,765 Sir. 934 01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:55,560 -Kang-soe! -Sir! 935 01:36:57,854 --> 01:36:58,980 Kang-soe! 936 01:37:00,064 --> 01:37:03,401 Get ready to leave the village. 937 01:37:04,152 --> 01:37:08,281 Think of Dal-gaeng and the baby. 938 01:37:09,115 --> 01:37:12,702 You have to take care of them now. 939 01:37:21,794 --> 01:37:22,879 Look. 940 01:37:23,671 --> 01:37:26,174 That's Dal-gaeng. 941 01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:43,441 She shouldn't go in there. 942 01:37:57,330 --> 01:38:00,208 Is she crazy? 943 01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:02,960 What are you doing? 944 01:38:03,044 --> 01:38:06,380 Get her out of here. 945 01:38:06,714 --> 01:38:07,715 Okay. 946 01:38:11,094 --> 01:38:12,386 Come on. 947 01:38:15,348 --> 01:38:17,016 Stay still. 948 01:38:18,309 --> 01:38:21,145 Shame on you. Stop it! 949 01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:24,273 A person is dying. 950 01:38:24,357 --> 01:38:26,734 What's so important about the line? 951 01:38:31,155 --> 01:38:33,491 Men or women. What's the difference? 952 01:38:35,701 --> 01:38:37,411 I have a baby. 953 01:38:38,871 --> 01:38:40,123 Poor thing. 954 01:38:58,558 --> 01:38:59,600 What are you doing? 955 01:39:00,643 --> 01:39:02,103 Don't give up now. 956 01:39:02,979 --> 01:39:04,772 We can't go down like this. 957 01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:08,693 Let's pray to God once and for all. 958 01:39:15,366 --> 01:39:18,452 Are you going nuts? 959 01:39:19,203 --> 01:39:22,039 What are you doing with that drum? 960 01:39:26,210 --> 01:39:28,296 Is that all you've got? 961 01:39:29,714 --> 01:39:33,050 If you're going to do it, do it right! 962 01:39:33,551 --> 01:39:34,969 She's at it again. 963 01:44:06,866 --> 01:44:09,368 People saved themselves. 964 01:44:37,354 --> 01:44:39,023 My husband is alive. 965 01:44:40,399 --> 01:44:42,151 He's alive. 966 01:45:09,970 --> 01:45:12,473 Where did they all go? 967 01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:14,808 Geum-dong! 968 01:45:14,892 --> 01:45:15,976 Eun-dong! 969 01:45:16,060 --> 01:45:18,103 -Geum-dong! -Young-nam! 970 01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:20,439 -Eun-dong! -Gui-nam! 971 01:46:01,814 --> 01:46:03,315 Dad. 972 01:46:04,441 --> 01:46:06,026 Dad. 973 01:46:06,569 --> 01:46:08,904 Dad! 974 01:46:47,067 --> 01:46:49,361 Dad! 975 01:46:51,196 --> 01:46:54,950 What girl wouldn't know about Kang-soe? 976 01:46:55,284 --> 01:46:57,369 I heard that his thing is very thick. 977 01:46:57,911 --> 01:47:00,623 It's as thick as a man's body. 978 01:47:02,082 --> 01:47:04,084 It's quite embarrassing, but... 979 01:47:04,168 --> 01:47:05,502 What is it? 980 01:47:06,295 --> 01:47:08,422 I heard he did it with a bear! 981 01:50:57,150 --> 01:50:59,486 Subtitle translation by Min-jin Kim 61382

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