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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,452 --> 00:00:10,549 (SINGING) God save Ireland, said the heroes 2 00:00:11,558 --> 00:00:15,494 God save Ireland, say us all 3 00:00:17,097 --> 00:00:19,622 Whether on the gallows high 4 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:22,533 Or the battlefield we die 5 00:00:22,636 --> 00:00:27,005 Oh, what matter when for Erin dear we fall 6 00:00:28,608 --> 00:00:31,441 High upon the gallows tree 7 00:00:31,578 --> 00:00:34,479 Swung the noble hearted three 8 00:00:34,581 --> 00:00:39,450 By the vengeful tyrant stricken in their bloom 9 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,216 But they met them face to face 10 00:00:43,323 --> 00:00:46,053 With the courage of their race 11 00:00:46,193 --> 00:00:50,095 And they went with souls undaunted to their doom 12 00:00:52,466 --> 00:00:56,869 God save Ireland, said the heroes 13 00:00:58,105 --> 00:01:01,438 God save Ireland, say us all 14 00:01:02,943 --> 00:01:05,468 Whether on the gallows high 15 00:01:05,545 --> 00:01:08,343 Or the battlefield we die 16 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:12,578 Oh, what matter when for Erin dear we fall 17 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:15,885 DEVLIN: Well, that's a very interesting question, I suppose 18 00:01:15,956 --> 00:01:18,652 But as far as I'm concerned, if you'll excuse me, it's a nonquestion 19 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,022 You see, it never really occurred to me 20 00:01:20,093 --> 00:01:21,822 You see, at a very early age 21 00:01:21,895 --> 00:01:24,864 I decided to be me own master and the servant of no one 22 00:01:24,931 --> 00:01:28,298 And that left two promising possibilities Either be a king or a poet 23 00:01:28,368 --> 00:01:30,962 Now, as Ireland had her fill of kings, 24 00:01:31,037 --> 00:01:34,438 I clearly saw I had to educate myself to the way of words 25 00:01:34,508 --> 00:01:36,840 So, I took to drink immediately, 26 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:38,775 fell in love at every opportunity, 27 00:01:38,845 --> 00:01:40,779 and avoided the schoolroom like the plague 28 00:01:40,847 --> 00:01:43,315 (CROWD LAUGHING) I advise you to do the same 29 00:01:43,383 --> 00:01:45,442 You have eyes like emeralds 30 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:49,478 I'll gladly buy their splendid memory with the story of my life 31 00:01:49,923 --> 00:01:51,049 (CROWD LAUGHING) 32 00:01:54,094 --> 00:01:56,562 Will you do me the honor, Mr Devlin? 33 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:59,997 All included in the price, Mr The name is Pauley 34 00:02:03,236 --> 00:02:04,362 Vincent Pauley 35 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:10,506 I understand you're in the market 36 00:02:10,577 --> 00:02:12,408 Any special inscription? 37 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:14,106 Whatever is appropriate 38 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:19,248 Perhaps we could have a drink sometime and discuss each other's work 39 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:20,809 I'd enjoy that 40 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:23,085 Sometime soon? 41 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:31,074 StreamBox Pro - Best box for movies & shows on your TV! Check out the reviews and order on GRATISSTREAMEN.NL 42 00:02:37,471 --> 00:02:40,770 DEVLIN: Oh, I see that crafty look of disapproval 43 00:02:41,475 --> 00:02:44,933 You want to love me, Kerry, but you think I drink too much 44 00:02:46,213 --> 00:02:48,613 Mr Full's Irish Dew 45 00:02:49,683 --> 00:02:53,881 The label says, "Let each man be paid in full" 46 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:57,579 What do I owe you, Kerry? 47 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,149 Thank you very much, sir 48 00:03:03,463 --> 00:03:06,830 Well now, for all your righteousness, 49 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:10,364 when did you last write to your mother? A week or two ago 50 00:03:11,104 --> 00:03:13,072 More like a month or two ago 51 00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:17,174 Why don't you write today? Write her about life in America 52 00:03:17,677 --> 00:03:19,338 Write her about your job with Mr O'Connell 53 00:03:19,412 --> 00:03:22,381 Laying lines of red bricks like a craftsman born 54 00:03:24,684 --> 00:03:28,017 Why don't you write her anything you damn well please, only write her 55 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:30,181 I'll write her you drink too much 56 00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:31,383 (DOORBELL RINGING) 57 00:03:38,465 --> 00:03:41,400 Mr Devlin, please My name is Pauley 58 00:03:53,046 --> 00:03:54,172 Mr Devlin 59 00:03:57,350 --> 00:04:00,217 I don't recall inviting you here, Mr Pauley 60 00:04:00,287 --> 00:04:02,118 I prefer neutral ground 61 00:04:02,422 --> 00:04:03,855 You're the one in a rush 62 00:04:05,492 --> 00:04:06,481 Can we be alone? 63 00:04:08,261 --> 00:04:09,353 Run along, Kerry 64 00:04:12,566 --> 00:04:13,624 Excuse me 65 00:04:18,305 --> 00:04:20,364 You're satisfied I come from your friends? 66 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,508 They're satisfied 67 00:04:36,556 --> 00:04:38,114 Care for a dram? 68 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,428 No, thank you Let's get this done with 69 00:04:42,495 --> 00:04:44,622 We're talking about a large sum of money, Mr Pauley 70 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:47,758 I've never handed over a sum like that to a man I've never had a drink with 71 00:04:48,368 --> 00:04:50,427 I'm not a convivial man, Mr Devlin 72 00:04:50,971 --> 00:04:54,429 Now, this is the item I think we'll be talking about 73 00:04:54,507 --> 00:04:58,739 The M11 Easy to fire Easy to conceal 74 00:04:59,112 --> 00:05:02,570 Rate of fire, 1200 per minute 75 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:06,241 Effective range, 200 yards 76 00:05:09,422 --> 00:05:12,880 And this is the companion piece, the M10 77 00:05:13,393 --> 00:05:16,123 Uses a more powerful charge 78 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:18,994 Greater range, more expensive 79 00:05:19,065 --> 00:05:22,125 My recommendation is still the M11 80 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:29,605 As I understand it, the need is for hit and run, close quarters 81 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:32,076 Why spend the extra money? 82 00:05:32,145 --> 00:05:35,945 My handguns are superb 83 00:05:36,016 --> 00:05:38,883 But they will not give the rate of fire 84 00:05:46,593 --> 00:05:48,356 A poet's choice 85 00:05:51,731 --> 00:05:54,632 We'll stay with the M11 500 weapons 86 00:05:56,536 --> 00:05:59,835 $300 a unit, as stipulated 87 00:05:59,906 --> 00:06:04,104 $150,000 for the order 88 00:06:04,177 --> 00:06:06,441 That's agreeable, then 89 00:06:06,513 --> 00:06:08,344 You may keep that, if you like 90 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:10,616 Beautiful craftsmanship 91 00:06:13,319 --> 00:06:14,877 Has a builtin silencer 92 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:17,586 The full order of M11's 93 00:06:17,657 --> 00:06:20,717 to be delivered aboard your ship or wherever preferred 94 00:06:21,695 --> 00:06:23,322 on the 30th of the month 95 00:06:25,131 --> 00:06:27,224 When? The 30th 96 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,562 Guaranteed 97 00:06:28,635 --> 00:06:30,500 I told you the 15th 98 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:35,200 My supplier advises me the 15th is not possible 99 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:38,475 The ship sails at 3:00 pm on the 15th 100 00:06:38,545 --> 00:06:40,035 After that, your guns are useless 101 00:06:40,513 --> 00:06:43,175 I understand the urgency 102 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:47,049 of the weapons arriving in Belfast by a certain day, 103 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,284 but my supplier can't supply what he doesn't have 104 00:06:51,357 --> 00:06:53,154 At least, not at these prices 105 00:06:53,226 --> 00:06:57,162 You're suggesting something extra might touch his heart? 106 00:06:57,363 --> 00:06:58,796 Or yours, Mr Pauley 107 00:06:59,099 --> 00:07:00,828 I am suggesting 108 00:07:01,568 --> 00:07:04,435 his priorities might be adjusted, 109 00:07:05,371 --> 00:07:10,206 possibly, for an additional $50,000 110 00:07:10,276 --> 00:07:13,302 in all cash in advance by tonight 111 00:07:13,379 --> 00:07:16,246 If I agree to the extra $50,000 112 00:07:16,449 --> 00:07:19,009 It's up to you, Mr Devlin 113 00:07:19,753 --> 00:07:24,213 I deal only in guns Not rebellion 114 00:07:24,424 --> 00:07:26,153 I'll be in touch 115 00:07:26,226 --> 00:07:28,217 I'm sure you will 116 00:07:29,929 --> 00:07:31,362 And when we meet again, 117 00:07:32,932 --> 00:07:33,921 let's make it somewhere else 118 00:07:52,452 --> 00:07:53,578 Mr Pauley 119 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:12,061 (PIANO PLAYING) 120 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:49,033 So, a policeman says, 121 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:55,210 "What are you doing with that great load of dynamite in that paper sack? " 122 00:08:55,281 --> 00:08:56,373 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 123 00:08:56,816 --> 00:08:58,545 "Dynamite? " says I 124 00:08:59,552 --> 00:09:02,020 "I'm only 14 years old 125 00:09:02,455 --> 00:09:05,720 "And I'm begging your English pardons, 126 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,620 "the fella that sold it to me 127 00:09:07,694 --> 00:09:11,460 "said it was flaming bloody fireworks to celebrate the king's birthday" 128 00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:17,661 "King's birthday ain't for five months" 129 00:09:18,271 --> 00:09:21,331 "Oh, well, then, sirs 130 00:09:22,075 --> 00:09:23,770 "Celebration's a bit premature 131 00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:27,740 "So, if it's all the same to you, I'll wait for the great day back in Ireland" 132 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:33,209 Well, they packed me off 133 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:38,382 to an English hotel for the wicked, complete with royal iron bars, 134 00:09:39,592 --> 00:09:43,084 porridge like gravel, and frequent roll calls 135 00:09:43,162 --> 00:09:45,528 "Devlin, Joseph! " 136 00:09:45,598 --> 00:09:46,724 "Yes, sir" "Where? " 137 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,960 "Here Right here" 138 00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:50,728 "Oh? " 139 00:09:51,537 --> 00:09:52,526 "That's right" 140 00:09:53,239 --> 00:09:54,365 "Devlin, Joseph 141 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:58,408 "You are a miserable bit 142 00:09:58,478 --> 00:10:00,946 "of incomprehensible filth" 143 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:05,317 He could tell right off, I had the makings of a professional poet 144 00:10:11,124 --> 00:10:13,149 Well now, it's nearly 11:30 145 00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:15,626 and, as for my own poetry, we're sick to death on it 146 00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:16,719 Glorious as it is 147 00:10:19,098 --> 00:10:21,089 Now, I grant you, this is an odd gathering 148 00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:26,134 A boy from the back streets of Belfast 149 00:10:26,205 --> 00:10:30,039 come to wring your pockets and your consciences 150 00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:32,509 But there are some here with ties of blood 151 00:10:33,613 --> 00:10:36,673 and some who have memories of those selfsame streets 152 00:10:37,116 --> 00:10:38,310 Kate O'Connell 153 00:10:46,592 --> 00:10:50,084 She's given over her house for these moneyraising shenanigans 154 00:10:50,163 --> 00:10:51,152 And George, her son 155 00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:57,534 He's never seen his mother's Belfast 156 00:10:57,603 --> 00:11:00,231 but he understands the pity of it 157 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:03,475 Irish against Irish 158 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:07,172 They cut each other down with guns and bombs 159 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:13,218 Oh, I've seen it well enough Kerry here fled from it 160 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:19,121 The madmen on both sides Hot to kill, calling it duty, 161 00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:21,524 passion, patriotism, 162 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:25,455 even morality, God help us 163 00:11:31,771 --> 00:11:34,968 And they said to me, "Once you were one of us, Joe" 164 00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:38,633 "Oh, no," I said "No" 165 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,505 I was a foolish child 166 00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:46,747 I was one of your victims 167 00:11:49,756 --> 00:11:52,850 But we're all bloody victims of the Irish sorrow 168 00:11:56,829 --> 00:11:59,320 Well, nothing was ever solved by guns 169 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,928 And nothing ever will be 170 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:06,561 But by St Pat's good hands and a hand to the pocketbook, 171 00:12:08,775 --> 00:12:11,209 we can look to the widows and the orphans, 172 00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:15,242 the helpless, and the hopeless 173 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,745 Because those of us here in this house, this room, 174 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,156 this night, we can be their help 175 00:12:25,091 --> 00:12:26,820 against the lunatic gunmen 176 00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:29,490 We can be their hope 177 00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:33,363 And why not? 178 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,192 If we don't put it in that little barrel, 179 00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:39,064 I'll tell you what'll happen to it 180 00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:45,370 (SINGING) Some find it most important and others roll about 181 00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:49,543 Some take delight in playing and wind up full of doubt 182 00:12:49,782 --> 00:12:53,809 Why search any farther, the answers where you are 183 00:12:53,986 --> 00:12:57,786 So join the celebration, its whiskey in the jar 184 00:12:57,857 --> 00:13:02,089 Oh, whack a diddle diddle oh, whack a diddle dee 185 00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:05,995 Theres no greater pleasure than whiskey in the jar 186 00:13:06,132 --> 00:13:10,501 Oh, whack a diddle diddle, oh, whack a diddle dee 187 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:17,408 It makes your spirits rise up when theres whiskey in the jar 188 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:19,502 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 189 00:13:25,852 --> 00:13:28,844 For a rough guess, I'd say $46,000 190 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:33,420 $45,200 this time 191 00:13:33,493 --> 00:13:35,358 You should've been a businessman, Joe 192 00:13:37,029 --> 00:13:38,621 And live your life? 193 00:13:39,765 --> 00:13:42,529 Not for all the wealth of O'Connell Industries 194 00:13:45,938 --> 00:13:47,735 Don't you trust your accountant, George? 195 00:13:47,807 --> 00:13:51,243 My husband trusted everyone, built the O'Connell business 196 00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:54,535 My son trusts no one and built it twice as big 197 00:13:55,615 --> 00:13:57,139 I trust my son 198 00:13:58,151 --> 00:13:59,812 Go right ahead, George 199 00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:02,753 And make sure that Mr Moore puts the money in the right account 200 00:14:03,422 --> 00:14:05,720 You have the majesty of queens, madam 201 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,555 When will you see your Mr Pauley again? 202 00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:12,791 When the time's right Does he know about the ship? 203 00:14:12,865 --> 00:14:14,765 He knows she sails on the 15th 204 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,893 I want to be at that meeting, Joe 205 00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:17,992 Well, now 206 00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:22,435 Mr Pauley comes recommended by our friends 207 00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:26,209 I wonder what that's worth 208 00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:30,146 You see, I'm not much of a trusting fellow myself, George 209 00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:35,780 Mr Pauley knows no one in this room but me 210 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:39,283 And no one in this room knows Mr Pauley 211 00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:41,687 So we'll keep it that way 212 00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:46,392 You take care of the money, I'll take care of our business 213 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:51,327 "For the great Gales of Ireland 214 00:14:52,071 --> 00:14:54,335 "Are the men that God made mad 215 00:14:55,608 --> 00:14:57,701 "For all their wars are merry 216 00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:00,945 "And all their songs are sad" 217 00:15:03,216 --> 00:15:05,377 And I wonder what our guests would say 218 00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:09,181 if they knew it was all going to buy guns 219 00:15:51,797 --> 00:15:53,924 Mr Devlin Mr Pauley 220 00:16:01,641 --> 00:16:04,303 I have very good news for us Have you now? 221 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:07,073 Have a drink on it My very own 222 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:11,214 How very thoughtful of you, Mr Pauley, and how very observant 223 00:16:12,018 --> 00:16:16,216 Will you join me? No I'll pass, thank you 224 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,814 Then I'll drink to my own good fortune 225 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:21,388 This far and no farther 226 00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:26,726 Three hundred of these delivered on the 15th 227 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:31,559 The extra $50,000 struck a sentimental chord 228 00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:45,143 When I leave here, Mr Pauley, you'll have my money 229 00:16:45,685 --> 00:16:49,143 I'll have your sincere promise of the guns 230 00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,790 May I count on the pleasure of your company here in Los Angeles 231 00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,792 until the weapons are in my hands? 232 00:16:56,295 --> 00:16:59,230 Whatever is necessary I'm very pleased to hear it 233 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:03,559 You see, I'm curious as to how a man like you spends his time 234 00:17:04,637 --> 00:17:09,006 Now, today, you treated yourself to a fine blazer jacket with gold buttons 235 00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:12,202 You had an excellent lunch of Indian curry 236 00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:15,503 I'm partial to the spicier varieties myself 237 00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:21,146 Then you visited the airline office in this very hotel 238 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,279 where you purchased passage on a flight to Lisbon, 239 00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:26,881 leaving in two and a half hours 240 00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:33,053 Now, what puzzles me, Mr Pauley, 241 00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:35,760 is how you can possibly be in Lisbon 242 00:17:35,835 --> 00:17:38,702 and Los Angeles at one and the same time 243 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:41,729 I see 244 00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:46,106 I think we'd better clear the air here 245 00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:52,640 You're here to purchase guns, not the story of my life 246 00:17:52,718 --> 00:17:55,016 But you do understand my concern 247 00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:57,555 I don't have to account to you 248 00:18:19,111 --> 00:18:21,409 We execute traitors, Mr Pauley 249 00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:24,381 Didn't you know that? 250 00:18:32,158 --> 00:18:34,888 GEORGE: Love of God, Joe, what have you done to us? 251 00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:39,953 I picked up every piece of paper in the man's suite 252 00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:43,763 Somewhere in these scraps, I'll find his supplier and be my own middleman 253 00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:45,861 What supplier? 254 00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:49,207 According to you, Pauley was gonna steal our money and run 255 00:18:50,176 --> 00:18:51,768 This time he became greedy 256 00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:55,079 But he served our friends before 257 00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:58,473 Where the hell do you think he gets his guns? 258 00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:02,180 Makes them in a cellar with Santa's elves? Oh, George 259 00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:04,279 Somewhere there's a supplier 260 00:19:04,824 --> 00:19:06,451 How will you introduce yourself? 261 00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:10,185 "I'm Devlin I'm the lad who shot your dealer" 262 00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:14,129 What the hell is he doing? I'm writing my mother 263 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,725 Well, he can write her how we'll all end up in prison 264 00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,463 I want him back in the brickyard 265 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:22,005 George, you're like the gallant young knight 266 00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:25,937 who flung himself onto his horse and went galloping off in all directions 267 00:19:26,011 --> 00:19:27,000 (DOORBELL RINGING) 268 00:19:28,347 --> 00:19:29,507 Kerry 269 00:19:35,721 --> 00:19:36,710 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 270 00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:40,149 Start with this, George 271 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:43,653 No one of us had anything to do with this base crime of murder 272 00:19:43,729 --> 00:19:46,698 It has nothing to do with us And if for the sake of argument 273 00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:49,097 someone known to you or me 274 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:52,103 did take a hand in punishing Vincent Pauley, 275 00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:54,968 there is no connection for the police to turn up 276 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,065 Nothing ties the gunman to the victim 277 00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:59,568 No one ever saw them together 278 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:02,808 Only Vincent Pauley knew his executioner 279 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:09,146 Pauley's dead And that's the end of it 280 00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:11,780 There's a policeman in the parlor 281 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:29,530 (PINBALL MACHINE RINGING) 282 00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:41,745 Excuse me 283 00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:44,082 My name is Joe Devlin 284 00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:46,719 Excuse me, sir 285 00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:50,453 I couldn't resist trying your pinball machine 286 00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:55,124 I guess I tried a little too hard But that's an old problem with me, sir 287 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,193 The way I keep steering and pushing and pulling at things, 288 00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:04,439 someday the whole sky is going to light up and it's gonna say, "TILT" 289 00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:07,942 And that's gonna be the end of the world 290 00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:12,376 My name is Lieutenant Columbo, sir, I'm with the police 291 00:21:12,451 --> 00:21:13,748 Homicide 292 00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:17,311 You wanted to see me, Lieutenant? Oh, I've already seen you, sir 293 00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:19,849 I mean, I've seen you before 294 00:21:20,593 --> 00:21:22,220 Your oneman show 295 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:25,459 Mrs Columbo, she insisted that we go 296 00:21:25,531 --> 00:21:27,055 I'm gonna tell you the truth 297 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,697 I'm not all that much of a poetry fan 298 00:21:31,737 --> 00:21:34,900 But the way that you held that audience that night, 299 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:39,834 Mr Devlin, you could've heard a pin drop 300 00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:42,840 You were fantastic 301 00:21:47,219 --> 00:21:50,245 Oh, Mr O'Connell This is Lieutenant Columbo 302 00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:54,221 And the young man is Kerry Malone, late of the Emerald Isle 303 00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:58,593 If you're here about the parking ticket, Lieutenant, I'll come quietly 304 00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:01,997 Right, sir That's what everybody says 305 00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,729 Well, in that case, I'll escape while I can 306 00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:05,997 Joe 307 00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:13,843 Kerry, I left a bit of a mess out there on the table, 308 00:22:13,912 --> 00:22:15,379 perhaps you could clean it up 309 00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:17,638 I will 310 00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:22,852 Well, now How can I help you, Lieutenant? 311 00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:26,687 Well, it has to do with a man named Pauley 312 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:28,750 Vincent Pauley 313 00:22:29,361 --> 00:22:31,454 I believe you knew him, sir 314 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:32,519 Pauley? 315 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:35,157 The name isn't familiar 316 00:22:37,536 --> 00:22:40,835 Care to try your luck again, Lieutenant? Oh, thank you very much, sir 317 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,771 This is a real treat for me 318 00:22:42,841 --> 00:22:47,301 Carries me right back to my corner candy store 319 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:48,872 (BALL DROPPING) 320 00:22:49,548 --> 00:22:54,076 I could've sworn that you and Mr Pauley were acquaintances 321 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,244 You never met him? 322 00:22:57,356 --> 00:23:00,154 Should I have met him? Oh, I forgot to say, sir 323 00:23:00,225 --> 00:23:03,956 He was shot to death last night in his hotel room, sir 324 00:23:04,997 --> 00:23:06,328 My goodness 325 00:23:06,932 --> 00:23:10,766 We haven't been able to find out much about him, sir Except for this 326 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:13,862 You see this, sir? 327 00:23:13,939 --> 00:23:16,169 It's your book, Up from Ignorance 328 00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:18,436 Well, certainly, I'd recognize it anywhere 329 00:23:18,510 --> 00:23:22,037 We found this book, sir, in Mr Pauley's top coat pocket 330 00:23:22,114 --> 00:23:24,674 And right here, sir, in the fly leaf, 331 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,684 you see this, sir? 332 00:23:27,753 --> 00:23:32,588 That's where you signed his book "To Vincent Pauley, all the best, Joe Devlin" 333 00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:38,090 I thought you certainly must've known him, sir 334 00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:44,127 (PINBALL DROPPING) 335 00:23:45,671 --> 00:23:47,969 It's all in the touch, isn't it, sir? 336 00:23:49,942 --> 00:23:51,000 Oh, yes 337 00:23:52,611 --> 00:23:54,511 The secret is in a fine hand 338 00:23:55,547 --> 00:23:59,881 I'm sorry, Lieutenant I signed thousands of these in the last month 339 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,850 New York, Chicago, San Francisco 340 00:24:03,922 --> 00:24:07,255 This particular book, sir, comes from Chandler's bookstore 341 00:24:07,326 --> 00:24:08,850 right here in Los Angeles 342 00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:11,593 Well, I was signing at Chandler's last week 343 00:24:12,131 --> 00:24:14,326 But I don't recall your Mr Pauley 344 00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:17,333 Well, there's this, too, sir 345 00:24:17,402 --> 00:24:20,929 He wrote something right here, on the top of the same page, sir 346 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,907 We checked the handwriting with the hotel registry 347 00:24:24,977 --> 00:24:27,445 You see this, sir? 348 00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:29,708 He wrote these words 349 00:24:29,782 --> 00:24:31,443 "Ourselves Alone" 350 00:24:33,585 --> 00:24:36,850 What do you think that means, sir? I don't remember this 351 00:24:37,623 --> 00:24:39,887 That certainly is a disappointment, sir 352 00:24:42,761 --> 00:24:44,353 He must've written it in later 353 00:24:45,264 --> 00:24:47,459 It doesn't give us much to go on 354 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:50,258 Oh, dear 355 00:24:51,503 --> 00:24:53,437 Well, I guess I'll be running along, sir 356 00:24:58,043 --> 00:24:59,442 Oh, look at that, sir 357 00:25:01,079 --> 00:25:02,603 It looks as if you've beaten me 358 00:25:03,048 --> 00:25:05,312 It's all a matter of luck, Lieutenant 359 00:25:05,918 --> 00:25:09,615 Oh, I doubt that you depend upon luck, sir 360 00:25:10,923 --> 00:25:12,481 You're not that kind of man 361 00:25:18,964 --> 00:25:20,625 You know, that's terrific 362 00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:24,024 Pinball machine, right here in your living room 363 00:25:27,873 --> 00:25:28,999 No, 364 00:25:30,409 --> 00:25:32,172 she'd never go for it, sir 365 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,674 Goodbye, Lieutenant Goodbye, sir 366 00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:48,481 (DOOR CLOSING) 367 00:25:52,164 --> 00:25:53,153 (PLAYING PINBALL) 368 00:25:59,738 --> 00:26:02,468 You bloody fool 369 00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:15,135 I didn't quite understand that last part, ma'am 370 00:27:15,213 --> 00:27:17,443 I was wondering how you liked it 371 00:27:17,516 --> 00:27:20,110 Oh, well, to tell you the truth, I haven't had a chance to read it yet 372 00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:22,813 It's a smasher Especially if you're Irish 373 00:27:22,888 --> 00:27:25,152 Well, my name, ma'am, is Columbo 374 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:28,417 Lieutenant I'm with the police 375 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:32,363 I'm wondering, ma'am, if you can recall 376 00:27:32,931 --> 00:27:35,832 seeing the man that's in this photo 377 00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:41,062 He was here in this shop last week when Mr Devlin was signing his books 378 00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:46,904 Looks like he's asleep Yes, ma'am You could say that 379 00:27:47,846 --> 00:27:50,508 This is the book that he bought that day 380 00:27:51,283 --> 00:27:53,717 And Mr Devlin inscribed it 381 00:27:55,988 --> 00:27:57,512 I don't remember him 382 00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:00,086 I'll ask the other clerks 383 00:28:00,158 --> 00:28:02,149 Well, thank you, ma'am, that would be very helpful 384 00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:05,885 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 385 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,496 Sorry, Lieutenant No Luck No one remembers him 386 00:29:12,798 --> 00:29:14,595 Well, thanks just the same, ma'am 387 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:18,394 Would you like me to have that wrapped for you, Lieutenant? 388 00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:20,563 Just browsing, ma'am 389 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:23,130 $55 for a book? 390 00:29:23,475 --> 00:29:25,909 I could have my car fixed for that 391 00:29:26,511 --> 00:29:29,173 That's a very expensive book, ma'am 392 00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:31,374 Not if you enjoy erotic art 393 00:29:32,451 --> 00:29:36,751 Well, I'm not sure my wife would go for it, ma'am 394 00:29:36,822 --> 00:29:39,120 Your wife might just surprise you 395 00:29:39,191 --> 00:29:41,716 That's a fact ma'am She usually does, 396 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,757 but not $55 worth 397 00:29:44,729 --> 00:29:47,289 Sinn Fein, Lieutenant Ma'am? 398 00:29:47,365 --> 00:29:50,357 Sinn Fein It's Gaelic for what's written in the front of your book 399 00:29:50,435 --> 00:29:52,335 Mr Devlin's book? Mmmhmm 400 00:29:52,904 --> 00:29:55,464 It's Gaelic for "Ourselves Alone" 401 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,565 It's the battle cry of the Irish Rebellion 402 00:29:58,243 --> 00:30:01,474 "Ourselves Alone? " Is that what that means? 403 00:30:01,947 --> 00:30:04,245 That's what that's meant for 70 years 404 00:30:04,316 --> 00:30:06,284 They're still shooting guns over there 405 00:30:07,385 --> 00:30:09,353 Sinn Fein 406 00:30:12,657 --> 00:30:13,817 Goodbye, ma'am 407 00:32:00,098 --> 00:32:01,122 (DOOR OPENING) 408 00:32:06,538 --> 00:32:09,200 Lieutenant Lieutenant Columbo 409 00:32:11,343 --> 00:32:13,504 Is this the latest scientific method? 410 00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:17,248 Only when we're not expecting company, sir 411 00:32:17,616 --> 00:32:20,449 I didn't think we'd be seeing each other so soon 412 00:32:20,518 --> 00:32:23,783 That's not a complaint, sir I'm very pleased 413 00:32:23,855 --> 00:32:25,379 As am I, Lieutenant 414 00:32:25,457 --> 00:32:27,982 I believe I may be of some assistance 415 00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:30,023 I see you've been reading my book 416 00:32:30,128 --> 00:32:33,495 Up to the part where you escape from the English prison and come to America 417 00:32:33,565 --> 00:32:36,159 It's really fascinating, sir Well, as it turns out, 418 00:32:36,234 --> 00:32:41,001 the most fascinating thing of all, is these two words written by your Mr Pauley 419 00:32:41,072 --> 00:32:43,097 "Ourselves Alone" 420 00:32:43,975 --> 00:32:45,465 I remember them now 421 00:32:45,543 --> 00:32:48,569 I remember they were already here when he gave me the book to sign 422 00:32:48,647 --> 00:32:50,012 I'll be a monkey's uncle 423 00:32:50,081 --> 00:32:54,074 You know, sir, that is exactly the same thought that I had 424 00:32:55,687 --> 00:32:58,383 Because when you wrote there, Mr Devlin, 425 00:32:59,224 --> 00:33:02,990 you wrote over the words "Ourselves Alone" You see that? 426 00:33:03,662 --> 00:33:07,758 So, those words, "Ourselves Alone," they had to be written first 427 00:33:08,867 --> 00:33:10,960 And those two words 428 00:33:11,036 --> 00:33:14,301 just staring up at you from a blank page, 429 00:33:14,539 --> 00:33:16,905 that's why I wondered why you didn't notice them 430 00:33:16,975 --> 00:33:18,875 I thought it was strange at the time 431 00:33:19,678 --> 00:33:22,875 But not nearly as strange as a policeman knocking on my front door making enquiries 432 00:33:22,947 --> 00:33:25,381 about a murder I'm afraid the shock must've addled my memory 433 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:27,975 Oh, don't mention it, sir I understand 434 00:33:28,586 --> 00:33:32,852 Lord knows, I know how confused people can get 435 00:33:32,924 --> 00:33:35,415 when the police come around and start asking questions 436 00:33:37,329 --> 00:33:39,058 But to tell you the truth, sir 437 00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:42,725 I've been asking myself a lot of questions about some of the things in this room 438 00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:46,532 and I don't mind telling you, I'm very, very confused 439 00:33:46,604 --> 00:33:48,697 Someone with a mind like yours, 440 00:33:49,407 --> 00:33:53,605 a creative person with a superior, logical brain, 441 00:33:54,412 --> 00:33:57,040 do you think you could give me a moment to help me, sir? 442 00:33:57,115 --> 00:33:59,583 You put a poor poet out of his depth, Lieutenant 443 00:33:59,651 --> 00:34:02,051 Well, just consider this, sir 444 00:34:03,555 --> 00:34:06,183 We found this whisky bottle right here 445 00:34:07,392 --> 00:34:10,327 Right next to Mr Pauley's body 446 00:34:10,695 --> 00:34:12,663 But there's where it spilled 447 00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:18,935 You see the stains, sir? Yes 448 00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:23,530 Whiskey The bottle must've been here 449 00:34:25,677 --> 00:34:27,611 On the desk 450 00:34:28,146 --> 00:34:29,408 Right over the stain 451 00:34:30,415 --> 00:34:33,873 The way I see it, when Mr Pauley got shot, 452 00:34:35,987 --> 00:34:38,785 he knocked the bottle to the floor 453 00:34:38,857 --> 00:34:40,051 and it spilled out 454 00:34:42,961 --> 00:34:45,452 I'm afraid I'm missing our problem, Lieutenant 455 00:34:45,563 --> 00:34:47,360 The problem is 456 00:34:47,432 --> 00:34:49,900 how did the bottle get from here 457 00:34:56,574 --> 00:34:57,563 to here? 458 00:34:58,943 --> 00:35:00,240 And why? 459 00:35:01,112 --> 00:35:04,570 I find that very interesting Do you find that interesting, sir? 460 00:35:05,683 --> 00:35:08,208 Sounds a bit dreary to me Is it important? 461 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:12,849 Well, sir, the bottle didn't fly around the room on its own 462 00:35:14,793 --> 00:35:16,590 There's gotta be a reason 463 00:35:16,661 --> 00:35:19,596 I plead poverty of invention I haven't a clue 464 00:35:20,465 --> 00:35:24,026 You must never make a mistake of confusing Irish blarney with logic 465 00:35:24,102 --> 00:35:26,502 Well, sir, let's put that aside for a moment 466 00:35:26,571 --> 00:35:28,232 I got another one for you 467 00:35:31,876 --> 00:35:33,571 I got it here someplace 468 00:35:33,645 --> 00:35:36,239 Have you considered motive for Mr Pauley's murder? 469 00:35:36,314 --> 00:35:39,249 Well, it turns out that's another problem, sir 470 00:35:39,918 --> 00:35:43,820 This is Mr Pauley's briefcase A briefcase for carrying papers 471 00:35:44,322 --> 00:35:46,654 Only we can't find any papers in the room 472 00:35:46,724 --> 00:35:48,521 Not a single shred, sir 473 00:35:48,593 --> 00:35:50,390 Not even in his wallet 474 00:35:50,662 --> 00:35:53,529 Not in his jacket pocket Not in the desk 475 00:35:54,199 --> 00:35:55,188 Unusual 476 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,967 But we found his money and his credit cards all over the floor 477 00:35:59,037 --> 00:36:01,562 So the motive certainly wasn't robbery 478 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,304 At least, not your ordinary robbery 479 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,673 Incredible the way you piece these things together 480 00:36:06,744 --> 00:36:09,679 Well, we're just scratching the surface, sir 481 00:36:10,048 --> 00:36:12,380 Here's something else the killer might have taken 482 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:14,782 If it was just a robbery, that is 483 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,551 The maid said this case belonged to Mr Pauley 484 00:36:19,591 --> 00:36:23,459 Good lord A very warlike gentleman, your Mr Pauley 485 00:36:24,162 --> 00:36:26,528 That's another thing, sir 486 00:36:28,266 --> 00:36:30,666 The victim was killed with his own gun 487 00:36:32,203 --> 00:36:34,398 Better and better How do you know that? 488 00:36:34,472 --> 00:36:36,531 We found the gun right here, sir 489 00:36:36,608 --> 00:36:38,473 The boys have it down at the lab 490 00:36:38,543 --> 00:36:40,807 Then the killer came into the room, 491 00:36:40,879 --> 00:36:42,437 took a gun from this case 492 00:36:42,514 --> 00:36:45,415 Your Mr Pauley hears the breathless beat of angel's wings, 493 00:36:45,483 --> 00:36:47,610 as a drunken Irishman once wrote 494 00:36:47,685 --> 00:36:50,518 And the assassin replaces the gun in the case Hooray! 495 00:36:51,322 --> 00:36:53,950 No connection to the murder weapon! 496 00:36:54,025 --> 00:36:57,324 Well, it could've happened that way, sir, very easily 497 00:36:57,395 --> 00:36:58,953 But not necessarily 498 00:36:59,998 --> 00:37:03,331 The killer might have already had Mr Pauley's gun in his pocket 499 00:37:03,401 --> 00:37:05,266 when he came here last night 500 00:37:05,336 --> 00:37:08,794 I mean, we have to allow for that logical possibility, sir 501 00:37:08,873 --> 00:37:10,864 Because they did know each other 502 00:37:11,442 --> 00:37:14,343 Lieutenant, you're a fountain of delightful surprises 503 00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:17,877 How can you be sure the victim knew the murderer? 504 00:37:17,982 --> 00:37:20,143 Well, it's that bottle again, sir 505 00:37:24,622 --> 00:37:27,182 Full's Irish Dew, you see? 506 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,525 Now, according to the hotel, 507 00:37:31,062 --> 00:37:34,828 when Mr Pauley couldn't get that particular brand from room service, 508 00:37:34,899 --> 00:37:36,264 he sent out for it 509 00:37:36,334 --> 00:37:40,395 And since he didn't drink himself, he must've ordered the bottle for somebody, sir 510 00:37:42,607 --> 00:37:46,134 For the killer Was this the room of an ascetic? 511 00:37:46,210 --> 00:37:47,541 Or was it the house of the Devil? 512 00:37:47,612 --> 00:37:49,307 A man who didn't drink, you say? 513 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,439 He was a diabetic, sir 514 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:56,242 We found this medical alert bracelet on his wrist 515 00:37:58,590 --> 00:38:00,717 I'll be a son of a gun 516 00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:08,496 Here's what I've been looking for all the time 517 00:38:08,566 --> 00:38:11,501 Here's where I'm really going to need your logic, sir 518 00:38:14,505 --> 00:38:16,166 "LAP 213" 519 00:38:17,742 --> 00:38:19,369 What does that mean to you, sir? 520 00:38:21,212 --> 00:38:23,203 That's Mr Pauley's handwriting 521 00:38:24,549 --> 00:38:27,677 LAP, 213 522 00:38:28,353 --> 00:38:30,913 Well, I said "LAP," but I suppose 523 00:38:31,522 --> 00:38:34,013 "LAP" could stand for something, too 524 00:38:34,092 --> 00:38:36,492 Could you give me a wee bit of background, Lieutenant? 525 00:38:36,761 --> 00:38:38,285 Oh, right, sir Sorry 526 00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:41,196 If you'll just step into the bedroom for a minute 527 00:38:44,802 --> 00:38:46,167 (COLUMBO WHISTLING THIS OLD MAN) 528 00:38:54,112 --> 00:38:57,047 I found it tucked right under this lamp, sir 529 00:38:58,116 --> 00:38:59,583 Just stuck there 530 00:39:00,418 --> 00:39:04,878 "LAP, 213" You think it has some special significance, Lieutenant? 531 00:39:04,956 --> 00:39:08,517 Well, it occurred to me that maybe this is what the killer was looking for 532 00:39:08,693 --> 00:39:10,183 What an interesting point 533 00:39:11,963 --> 00:39:15,729 Let's see what we can fetch up from the dim, gray bog 534 00:39:18,903 --> 00:39:21,064 "LAP" 535 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:27,000 LA 213 That's the telephone area code for Los Angeles 536 00:39:27,078 --> 00:39:28,875 But then you have your "P," sir 537 00:39:29,313 --> 00:39:30,302 Yes, of course 538 00:39:30,381 --> 00:39:33,646 Why would anyone in Los Angeles, write down the telephone area code 539 00:39:33,718 --> 00:39:36,050 When it's written right here on the phone, sir 540 00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:38,748 "LAP" 541 00:39:38,823 --> 00:39:41,053 Somebody's initials, Lieutenant? 542 00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:43,355 But then you have your "213", sir 543 00:39:44,095 --> 00:39:45,756 A safety deposit box number 544 00:39:48,132 --> 00:39:50,100 I'm gonna write that down 545 00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:53,034 "P" 546 00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:55,299 For police, a police badge number? 547 00:39:55,506 --> 00:39:57,997 Another good one A personal license plate 548 00:39:58,176 --> 00:40:01,077 Terrific A code number for a club membership? 549 00:40:01,145 --> 00:40:02,874 You're fantastic, sir 550 00:40:02,947 --> 00:40:05,279 A postal code outside the United States 551 00:40:07,385 --> 00:40:08,977 Well, I don't know about that one, sir 552 00:40:09,887 --> 00:40:11,752 The mind flags, temporary exhaustion 553 00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:15,425 Deprivation of nourishment 554 00:40:18,196 --> 00:40:19,925 Will you be my guest at lunch, Lieutenant? 555 00:40:19,997 --> 00:40:22,329 I was just about to ask you, sir 556 00:40:31,876 --> 00:40:35,368 DEVLIN: This is for what I learnt at The Rose and Thistle in Donegal 557 00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:39,646 This is for the Old Celt, Londonderry 558 00:40:42,053 --> 00:40:45,045 This one's for the Royal Crown in Belfast 559 00:40:48,693 --> 00:40:50,752 You've got your work cut out for you, Lieutenant 560 00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:52,489 What do I need, sir? 561 00:40:53,164 --> 00:40:54,961 Sixtysix to get out 562 00:40:57,268 --> 00:41:00,726 This is for taking on an Irishman in his own backyard 563 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,807 This is for being an Italian in an Irish pub 564 00:41:14,252 --> 00:41:15,685 Hold this 565 00:41:17,889 --> 00:41:22,656 And this is for the sainted memory of Sergeant Gilhooley 566 00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:27,856 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 567 00:41:28,132 --> 00:41:30,623 Great shakes in Ireland, you did it! 568 00:41:32,403 --> 00:41:34,633 Well, I got lucky again, sir 569 00:41:37,775 --> 00:41:38,935 I'm proud of you 570 00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:42,377 Who is Sergeant Gilhooley anyway? I might want to pray to him myself sometime 571 00:41:42,446 --> 00:41:46,041 He was a desk sergeant back in the 12th precinct, taught me how to play darts 572 00:41:46,117 --> 00:41:49,177 Well, haven't I been taken for a stroll through the woods 573 00:41:49,253 --> 00:41:50,845 And by a policeman, into the bargain 574 00:41:50,922 --> 00:41:52,981 We're not that bad, sir, when you get to know us 575 00:41:53,057 --> 00:41:56,117 Oh, I'm well acquainted with the police, Lieutenant 576 00:41:56,327 --> 00:41:59,194 A penniless lad scooting through the streets of New York 577 00:41:59,263 --> 00:42:03,256 You had to have a touch of rascality in order to survive in those days 578 00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:06,064 You had to be quick of wit and fleet of foot 579 00:42:06,137 --> 00:42:07,968 You had to do without a coat 580 00:42:08,973 --> 00:42:12,807 And tell yourself that an aching belly was as natural as the shivers 581 00:42:14,478 --> 00:42:18,141 Most of all, you had to have a keen eye for the police 582 00:42:21,552 --> 00:42:23,144 So, you see, Lieutenant 583 00:42:23,754 --> 00:42:26,814 Even today, when I spot a gentleman of your persuasion, 584 00:42:26,891 --> 00:42:29,018 my instinct is to flee 585 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,690 Well, if you don't mind, sir, I'm going to take that as a very high compliment 586 00:42:33,764 --> 00:42:35,231 (DEVLIN LAUGHS) 587 00:42:37,268 --> 00:42:38,633 Sinn Fein, sir 588 00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:45,065 Ah? You're a revolutionary 589 00:42:45,576 --> 00:42:47,635 (IRISH MUSIC PLAYING) 590 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,509 For those of our years and intelligence, that can be a risky undertaking 591 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:55,143 Well, you've outgrown all that, sir 592 00:42:55,219 --> 00:42:57,744 The war against the English and all 593 00:42:57,822 --> 00:43:01,053 Some of my best sweaters are English, Lieutenant 594 00:43:02,193 --> 00:43:05,185 We learn, as a drunken Irishman once wrote, 595 00:43:05,263 --> 00:43:08,528 to seek the unstained pastures of peace 596 00:43:08,933 --> 00:43:10,662 You know what I think, sir 597 00:43:11,168 --> 00:43:12,829 I think the same fellow who wrote that 598 00:43:12,904 --> 00:43:16,271 wrote about the breathless beat of angel's wings 599 00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:21,810 Sinn Fein, that's Gaelic, isn't it, sir? 600 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,277 How would you translate that? 601 00:43:24,582 --> 00:43:25,571 "We, us" 602 00:43:26,684 --> 00:43:29,118 "Those who stand by themselves" Something like that 603 00:43:29,387 --> 00:43:30,979 "Ourselves Alone," sir? 604 00:43:32,156 --> 00:43:34,056 Yes, even better 605 00:43:34,592 --> 00:43:38,221 But when Mr Pauley wrote those words in your book, sir, 606 00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:42,228 you said you thought it was very strange 607 00:43:42,633 --> 00:43:44,498 You misunderstood me, Lieutenant 608 00:43:44,568 --> 00:43:47,765 I meant, I didn't know why he wrote "Ourselves Alone" 609 00:43:48,806 --> 00:43:50,398 I suppose in retrospect, 610 00:43:50,474 --> 00:43:53,841 it was an Irish salutation to an Irish bookwriter, that's all 611 00:43:54,612 --> 00:43:56,477 Well, that certainly would explain it, sir 612 00:43:57,014 --> 00:43:59,141 Ah, Mr Devlin, your bottle, sir 613 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:01,149 Drink hearty 614 00:44:01,285 --> 00:44:02,274 Not today, Joan 615 00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:06,614 Well, how do you like that, sir 616 00:44:06,991 --> 00:44:08,822 Full's Irish Dew 617 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:11,924 That's the same thing Mr Pauley had 618 00:44:13,097 --> 00:44:14,621 It is that 619 00:44:15,132 --> 00:44:16,793 Japan sends televisions 620 00:44:16,867 --> 00:44:19,335 Ireland sends whiskey Do you care for a nip? 621 00:44:19,737 --> 00:44:21,830 No, thank you very much, sir 622 00:44:21,906 --> 00:44:24,704 As a matter of fact, I think I better be running along 623 00:44:26,744 --> 00:44:29,008 It's been a terrific lunch, sir 624 00:44:29,747 --> 00:44:31,612 It's been my pleasure, Lieutenant 625 00:44:32,483 --> 00:44:35,418 I'm sure we'll be seeing each other again soon 626 00:45:01,345 --> 00:45:03,176 The detective, what did he want? 627 00:45:03,247 --> 00:45:04,714 What does anyone want, boy? 628 00:45:05,649 --> 00:45:07,617 A bit of cheer and comfort 629 00:45:09,153 --> 00:45:11,553 This far and no farther 630 00:45:18,529 --> 00:45:20,156 Well, what is it, lad? 631 00:45:20,531 --> 00:45:23,659 Well, after you left, I was watching the telly, 632 00:45:23,734 --> 00:45:26,862 and I happened to glance at Mr Pauley's program log 633 00:45:29,607 --> 00:45:31,336 Mr Pauley's indeed 634 00:45:32,710 --> 00:45:36,009 There's a phone number written there on yesterday's page 635 00:45:37,615 --> 00:45:39,480 And did you call that phone number? 636 00:45:40,084 --> 00:45:41,517 I did, sir 637 00:45:41,585 --> 00:45:44,748 It's a Mr Jensen, and I've got his address 638 00:45:45,689 --> 00:45:48,624 You're a credit to your mother, boy 639 00:46:10,614 --> 00:46:11,911 Well, sir 640 00:46:11,982 --> 00:46:14,576 You look like a man ready for the good life 641 00:46:14,652 --> 00:46:17,348 And how are you today, sir? Excellent, thank you 642 00:46:17,421 --> 00:46:19,548 My name is Devlin I'm looking for Mr Jensen 643 00:46:19,623 --> 00:46:22,786 One and only You're in the market for one of our beauties 644 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,919 I'm in the market, so to speak 645 00:46:24,995 --> 00:46:28,897 Mr Pauley, Mr Vincent Pauley suggested I pay you a visit 646 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,360 No, the name doesn't ring a bell 647 00:46:30,701 --> 00:46:33,101 But we do have a passel of customers here 648 00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:36,333 The turnover, you would not believe, brother Devlin 649 00:46:36,407 --> 00:46:38,841 And that's because our prices are right 650 00:46:38,909 --> 00:46:42,538 You just look at this little model right here Another time, perhaps 651 00:46:42,613 --> 00:46:45,639 Mr Pauley was arranging a purchase, I believe 652 00:46:45,716 --> 00:46:47,741 Well, if it's an RV, we've got it 653 00:46:47,818 --> 00:46:50,548 We've got the largest inventory west of Chicago 654 00:46:50,621 --> 00:46:54,250 Super savings on every shape, every make, every model 655 00:46:54,325 --> 00:46:57,294 Perhaps Mr Pauley was negotiating with another dealer 656 00:46:57,361 --> 00:46:58,419 Thank you, Mr Jensen 657 00:46:58,496 --> 00:46:59,963 Uh, uh 658 00:47:00,931 --> 00:47:01,920 Yes, sir, uh 659 00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:05,796 Now look, I'll tell you If you get a lower price from anybody 660 00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:07,861 I'm going to give you one of these gorgeous hats 661 00:47:07,938 --> 00:47:10,463 Yes, I will, sir And that goes for your friend, too, sir 662 00:47:10,541 --> 00:47:13,874 It will be a pleasure to do business with you 663 00:47:20,284 --> 00:47:22,149 We're being counted on, Joe 664 00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:25,017 Time's slipping away 665 00:47:26,023 --> 00:47:29,015 I have never betrayed anyone who counted on me 666 00:47:29,093 --> 00:47:31,459 Don't turn me into one of those 667 00:47:31,529 --> 00:47:34,089 Right Death before dishonor 668 00:47:35,933 --> 00:47:37,730 Long life, Majesty 669 00:47:38,903 --> 00:47:42,395 Unfortunately, they don't pass out guns at the local supermarket 670 00:47:42,873 --> 00:47:46,639 Maybe you could think it through without a glass screwed into your fist 671 00:47:46,710 --> 00:47:48,735 You and young Kerry ought to get up an act 672 00:47:48,812 --> 00:47:50,837 Hymnsinging for the multitudes 673 00:47:50,915 --> 00:47:53,816 George is right He's usually right 674 00:47:53,884 --> 00:47:55,613 Drink when it's done with 675 00:47:55,986 --> 00:47:58,250 Well then, why don't I put the whole mess 676 00:47:58,322 --> 00:48:00,290 into the princeling's manicured fingers? 677 00:48:01,358 --> 00:48:03,918 Might I remind you that your sole contribution to this business 678 00:48:03,994 --> 00:48:06,292 has been safe cash and a righteous tongue 679 00:48:06,697 --> 00:48:09,723 But then, you've got such an executive flair about you, Mr O'Connell 680 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,200 Why don't you step into this mess and clean it up? 681 00:48:13,270 --> 00:48:15,864 There's a policeman calling, ma'am, to see you 682 00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:16,929 Or Mr O'Connell 683 00:48:23,781 --> 00:48:24,770 (COLUMBO WHISTLING THIS OLD MAN) 684 00:48:28,986 --> 00:48:31,784 Would this policeman be Lieutenant Columbo? 685 00:48:34,058 --> 00:48:35,992 You, Mr Devlin? 686 00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:39,288 Me, Lieutenant Thank you, Kerry 687 00:48:39,363 --> 00:48:43,322 Well, this is certainly another pleasant surprise, sir, 688 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,425 the way we keep running into each other 689 00:48:45,703 --> 00:48:48,171 We just can't keep meeting like this, Lieutenant 690 00:48:48,305 --> 00:48:51,604 Gee, this is some house This is a remarkable room, sir 691 00:48:51,675 --> 00:48:54,769 I mean, all this marble and all this glass 692 00:48:54,845 --> 00:48:57,746 The most beautiful parlor I've ever seen 693 00:48:57,815 --> 00:49:01,148 Well, it isn't exactly a parlor, Lieutenant 694 00:49:01,885 --> 00:49:04,854 But come and meet the lady it was built for 695 00:49:09,593 --> 00:49:13,461 May I present my friend, Kate O'Connell My friend, Lieutenant Columbo, 696 00:49:13,530 --> 00:49:17,296 who hangs about Irish pubs and skins unsuspecting dart players 697 00:49:17,368 --> 00:49:18,892 I believe you already know of her son, George 698 00:49:18,969 --> 00:49:21,233 Yes, I remember, Mr O'Connell 699 00:49:21,305 --> 00:49:23,830 Thanks for seeing me, sir How do you do, ma'am? 700 00:49:23,907 --> 00:49:27,240 About that dart business, all I had was a lucky throw 701 00:49:28,812 --> 00:49:32,543 I certainly hope you'll forgive me for barging in like this, ma'am 702 00:49:32,616 --> 00:49:36,279 Anyone who can skin Joe Devlin is welcome in the O'Connell home 703 00:49:36,353 --> 00:49:37,877 Oh, thank you, ma'am 704 00:49:44,728 --> 00:49:45,717 Something wrong? 705 00:49:48,866 --> 00:49:50,834 I didn't know who I was dealing with 706 00:49:50,901 --> 00:49:54,029 I mean, O'Connell's Is it this O'Connell's? 707 00:49:54,538 --> 00:49:56,403 O'Connell Industry? 708 00:49:57,341 --> 00:50:00,401 And this and this and this 709 00:50:00,477 --> 00:50:02,104 My father built most of these 710 00:50:02,513 --> 00:50:04,538 And you built the rest, sir 711 00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:06,741 Look at this 712 00:50:06,817 --> 00:50:11,584 Dams and buildings and docks and skyscrapers 713 00:50:11,655 --> 00:50:15,989 It's like the whole country was raised right under the O'Connell flag 714 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,487 It's not a flag, Lieutenant 715 00:50:18,896 --> 00:50:20,386 It's a company emblem 716 00:50:20,864 --> 00:50:24,095 We're not quite royalty for all of Joe's desperate jokes 717 00:50:24,168 --> 00:50:27,103 You see? The modesty of queens 718 00:50:28,172 --> 00:50:29,935 How can we help you, Lieutenant? 719 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,099 Ah, well, ma'am, Mr O'Connell, 720 00:50:32,376 --> 00:50:33,400 what it's about, 721 00:50:33,844 --> 00:50:37,007 it's about the American Friends for Northern Ireland 722 00:50:37,081 --> 00:50:40,517 I understand you're both on the board of directors 723 00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:41,915 As am I, Lieutenant 724 00:50:45,322 --> 00:50:47,950 Yes, sir You seem to be here, too 725 00:50:48,759 --> 00:50:52,354 As I understand it, you're sort of a pacifist group? 726 00:50:52,429 --> 00:50:54,590 It's nothing so dramatic, Lieutenant 727 00:50:54,865 --> 00:50:58,460 We're IrishAmericans who deplore the violence on both sides in Northern Ireland 728 00:50:58,535 --> 00:51:02,471 So we've banded together to do what we can for the victims 729 00:51:02,539 --> 00:51:04,564 Why do you ask, Lieutenant? 730 00:51:04,641 --> 00:51:06,438 Did you want to make a donation? 731 00:51:06,510 --> 00:51:09,775 I'm afraid it has to do with a murder, Mrs O'Connell 732 00:51:10,381 --> 00:51:13,612 A man named Pauley was found shot 733 00:51:19,590 --> 00:51:21,114 Excuse me, ma'am 734 00:51:22,226 --> 00:51:24,217 That's a continental stitch, isn't it? 735 00:51:24,294 --> 00:51:26,285 You do needlepoint, Lieutenant? 736 00:51:26,363 --> 00:51:28,092 Oh, no, not me, ma'am 737 00:51:28,165 --> 00:51:30,224 My nephew's the needlepointer 738 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:34,202 It seems to relax him before he goes into those weightlifting contests 739 00:51:36,173 --> 00:51:37,538 Excuse me, ma'am 740 00:51:40,344 --> 00:51:41,333 Ah, yes 741 00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:45,947 That's a basket weave stitch you've got mixed in there, am I right, ma'am? 742 00:51:46,650 --> 00:51:48,117 Right again, Lieutenant 743 00:51:49,987 --> 00:51:51,818 You mentioned Mr Pauley 744 00:51:53,624 --> 00:51:56,388 Did I tell you, sir? Maybe I forgot 745 00:51:57,661 --> 00:52:00,528 Did I mention that he was an illicit arms dealer? 746 00:52:02,132 --> 00:52:04,293 That would account for the gun case 747 00:52:04,368 --> 00:52:06,359 The boys at the FBI, 748 00:52:06,437 --> 00:52:09,406 they got a file on him that would choke a horse 749 00:52:10,874 --> 00:52:12,899 But this man, Pauley, ma'am, 750 00:52:13,710 --> 00:52:16,440 he was found murdered a few days ago 751 00:52:17,448 --> 00:52:20,076 Forgive me, ma'am for being indelicate like that 752 00:52:20,851 --> 00:52:25,447 But you know, all the years that I've been doing this kind of work, 753 00:52:27,391 --> 00:52:29,916 I still don't know how to make it sound inoffensive 754 00:52:29,993 --> 00:52:31,620 when one person kills another 755 00:52:32,496 --> 00:52:35,556 You say this man was in the weapons business? 756 00:52:35,632 --> 00:52:37,497 Not only that, sir 757 00:52:37,568 --> 00:52:40,560 He has deals sending arms to Northern Ireland 758 00:52:41,672 --> 00:52:44,038 Guns bought right here in this country, ma'am 759 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:46,505 More blood and death 760 00:52:47,010 --> 00:52:50,878 So, while you folks are raising money to help some of the victims over there, 761 00:52:51,515 --> 00:52:55,246 it looks like there's other people raising money for guns for the terrorists 762 00:52:55,886 --> 00:52:58,354 You mean here? In southern California? 763 00:52:58,422 --> 00:53:00,982 That's what the boys in the FBI think 764 00:53:02,993 --> 00:53:06,724 I thought maybe you folks might have heard about this gunrunning business 765 00:53:07,264 --> 00:53:10,392 About the kind of element who could have been dealing with Mr Pauley 766 00:53:11,235 --> 00:53:15,035 It's just a long shot, ma'am But we have to check it all out 767 00:53:16,139 --> 00:53:21,008 The murderer just might have been one of those Irish gunrunners 768 00:53:21,378 --> 00:53:24,279 They've killed so many, I suppose one more or less 769 00:53:24,348 --> 00:53:26,339 wouldn't make that much difference to them 770 00:53:27,484 --> 00:53:29,714 George, you could have a look around 771 00:53:29,786 --> 00:53:31,686 That's all I ask, ma'am 772 00:53:31,755 --> 00:53:34,155 We'll see what we can find out for you, Lieutenant 773 00:53:37,194 --> 00:53:38,889 You can count on us, Lieutenant 774 00:53:39,329 --> 00:53:42,526 Mrs O'Connell isn't one to betray her responsibilities 775 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:46,296 Are you, Kate? Will you show the lieutenant out, Joe? 776 00:53:46,370 --> 00:53:49,066 I can find my own way Thanks again, ma'am 777 00:53:49,139 --> 00:53:52,768 Mr O'Connell Mr Devlin We'll stay in touch 778 00:53:58,282 --> 00:54:00,216 We'll all stay in touch 779 00:54:04,721 --> 00:54:07,383 It seems you've struck up a fine friendship, Joe 780 00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:11,851 Oh, by the way, sir 781 00:54:12,462 --> 00:54:14,362 I've come up with another one 782 00:54:14,431 --> 00:54:18,026 Another what? "LAP 213" 783 00:54:18,101 --> 00:54:19,568 An address, sir 784 00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:23,003 What do you think of 213 Los Angeles Place 785 00:54:23,073 --> 00:54:24,700 Well done, Lieutenant 786 00:54:24,775 --> 00:54:27,437 I got somebody checking it out right now 787 00:54:34,451 --> 00:54:36,180 A fine friend, indeed 788 00:54:49,366 --> 00:54:50,458 Ourselves Alone 789 00:55:25,535 --> 00:55:26,729 Mr Brandon 790 00:55:27,437 --> 00:55:30,235 I can get my hands on some M16's 791 00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:31,831 I prefer a smaller weapon 792 00:55:31,908 --> 00:55:34,172 I'm just telling you what I've got 793 00:55:34,244 --> 00:55:37,645 Fifty M16's Maybe 60 794 00:55:37,714 --> 00:55:39,181 Not enough 795 00:55:39,249 --> 00:55:41,513 Like I said, I'm telling you what I've got 796 00:55:42,219 --> 00:55:44,210 Thank you for telling me what you've got 797 00:55:44,287 --> 00:55:46,414 Go to hell, Mr Devlin 798 00:56:13,784 --> 00:56:16,275 DEVLIN: In actual fact, I'm looking for a mutual friend 799 00:56:16,353 --> 00:56:18,617 A gentleman by the name of Proctor 800 00:56:19,256 --> 00:56:20,780 What's going down? 801 00:56:21,058 --> 00:56:24,687 The world, in terminal descent 802 00:56:26,496 --> 00:56:29,795 We were in touch a year or two back, Mr Proctor and myself 803 00:56:30,801 --> 00:56:33,429 I thought we might renew our acquaintance 804 00:56:33,503 --> 00:56:34,629 You mean guns? 805 00:56:37,007 --> 00:56:39,601 Yes, possibly No more of that for Proctor 806 00:56:40,343 --> 00:56:41,332 No guns 807 00:56:42,279 --> 00:56:46,181 You see, we're into coke, poppy and hash 808 00:56:47,217 --> 00:56:50,050 You know, happy stuff 809 00:56:51,088 --> 00:56:53,147 A moral decision, I assume 810 00:56:54,624 --> 00:56:56,114 Thank you for your time 811 00:57:17,748 --> 00:57:20,444 MAN: Not a chance, not in this world 812 00:57:20,617 --> 00:57:23,609 What I sell goes out under license Strictly legal 813 00:57:24,287 --> 00:57:26,551 I'm offering a considerable amount, man 814 00:57:27,390 --> 00:57:30,154 Surely that'll cover any legal technicalities 815 00:57:30,227 --> 00:57:33,287 You got the wrong guy Sorry 816 00:58:00,457 --> 00:58:02,015 (DOOR OPENING) 817 00:58:06,997 --> 00:58:10,592 Well, just don't stand in my doorway, Mr Devlin Come on in 818 00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:17,739 These Coast Guard people are impossible They keep on changing their lights around 819 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,242 Well, now, I trust everything is going well 820 00:58:21,878 --> 00:58:24,779 I need help, Captain So do I, Mr Devlin 821 00:58:25,382 --> 00:58:28,579 The merchandise has been held up 822 00:58:28,819 --> 00:58:30,150 I need more time 823 00:58:31,188 --> 00:58:32,917 Perhaps you could delay your departure 824 00:58:32,989 --> 00:58:35,048 I'm sorry to hear about your merchandise 825 00:58:36,159 --> 00:58:38,218 For two or three days 826 00:58:38,762 --> 00:58:42,698 Not even for two or three hours, Mr Devlin I have a schedule to keep 827 00:58:42,933 --> 00:58:44,628 Well, perhaps you could contrive to 828 00:58:52,742 --> 00:58:53,868 (SHIP HORN SOUNDING) 829 00:59:04,454 --> 00:59:08,151 How do you like that, sir? We've both come up with the same thing 830 00:59:08,225 --> 00:59:11,023 LAP213 831 00:59:11,895 --> 00:59:14,921 Pier 213, Los Angeles Harbor 832 00:59:15,799 --> 00:59:19,166 Well done, Lieutenant And I thought I was going to surprise you 833 00:59:19,236 --> 00:59:21,329 Well, I gotta be honest with you, sir 834 00:59:21,404 --> 00:59:23,565 Mrs Columbo It was her idea 835 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,001 I mean, the way that woman reads the newspapers, 836 00:59:26,076 --> 00:59:29,910 she reads the obituaries, she reads the personal notices 837 00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:31,607 And she reads the shipping news 838 00:59:32,148 --> 00:59:34,412 She showed it to me right in the paper 839 00:59:34,484 --> 00:59:38,011 This here freighter at Pier 213 840 00:59:39,556 --> 00:59:41,888 Oh, she's a beauty, she is 841 00:59:42,826 --> 00:59:44,657 How did you come up with it, sir? 842 00:59:45,061 --> 00:59:47,928 Well, the truth is, I had a bit of help myself 843 00:59:47,998 --> 00:59:50,899 You see, George O'Connell's firm built several of these docks 844 00:59:50,967 --> 00:59:55,597 And it was his suggestion that LAP213 might refer to this very pier 845 00:59:55,672 --> 00:59:58,197 Isn't that terrific, sir 846 00:59:58,541 --> 01:00:01,533 Up there on the ship, was that the captain you were talking to? 847 01:00:01,611 --> 01:00:04,512 Yes I was investigating 848 01:00:05,749 --> 01:00:08,912 Then, you know, sir, that the ship is going to England 849 01:00:08,985 --> 01:00:10,282 Southampton 850 01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:11,978 No, I haven't quite got that far 851 01:00:12,055 --> 01:00:14,523 Well, wait till you hear this, sir 852 01:00:14,591 --> 01:00:16,821 Sergeant Burke made a couple of telephone calls 853 01:00:16,893 --> 01:00:19,225 and it turns out that Southampton 854 01:00:20,096 --> 01:00:24,999 is the main transshipment port for all goods going to Belfast 855 01:00:26,002 --> 01:00:27,230 Belfast? 856 01:00:29,239 --> 01:00:30,433 The guns 857 01:00:31,274 --> 01:00:34,869 Well, if we're right about Mr Pauley and the guns, 858 01:00:34,945 --> 01:00:39,006 I guess it won't do no harm to take some precautions, will it, sir? 859 01:00:39,449 --> 01:00:41,212 What did you have in mind, Lieutenant? 860 01:00:41,284 --> 01:00:45,345 We'll bring in the FBI boys, Customs, Coast Guard 861 01:00:45,422 --> 01:00:47,720 I'm going to have this ship searched 862 01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:50,620 We'll check out everything that comes aboard 863 01:00:51,361 --> 01:00:53,454 We'll check out every 864 01:00:53,997 --> 01:00:55,794 Will you look at that? 865 01:01:01,204 --> 01:01:03,536 How do you like that? 866 01:01:03,606 --> 01:01:06,040 That's practically a brand new recap 867 01:01:06,443 --> 01:01:08,035 Criminal workmanship 868 01:01:08,545 --> 01:01:10,137 Can I give you a hand with the spare? 869 01:01:10,513 --> 01:01:13,676 Well, the spare, sir, that's back in my garage 870 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:15,411 Very sensible 871 01:01:15,485 --> 01:01:18,045 If you get a flat at home, the spare's out and ready 872 01:01:19,689 --> 01:01:21,884 Well, I'll have to press on, Lieutenant 873 01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:25,325 I have an appointment hawking my book on one of those talk radio programs 874 01:01:25,395 --> 01:01:28,421 Oh, that's all right, sir I'll just call the auto club 875 01:01:29,499 --> 01:01:31,490 Good luck on your radio show 876 01:01:32,669 --> 01:01:34,660 Good luck on your tire 877 01:01:36,606 --> 01:01:40,633 Oh, Mr Devlin Just one more thing, sir 878 01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:44,077 Yes, Lieutenant I hate to bother you 879 01:01:45,448 --> 01:01:46,915 Could I borrow a dime? 880 01:01:47,817 --> 01:01:50,081 A dime? A dime, sir 881 01:01:54,224 --> 01:01:55,589 A dime, sir 882 01:02:00,196 --> 01:02:02,664 I'm looking at a glass of good Irish ale 883 01:02:02,766 --> 01:02:05,929 clasped firmly in the hand that wrote Up from Ignorance 884 01:02:06,002 --> 01:02:06,991 Hi, Joe 885 01:02:07,070 --> 01:02:11,734 For those of you who want to call Talk Radio, the number is 5551776 886 01:02:11,808 --> 01:02:14,572 I'm Carole Hemingway My guest, Joe Devlin 887 01:02:14,978 --> 01:02:18,641 Poet, entertainer, autobiographer, raconteur 888 01:02:18,848 --> 01:02:21,009 And infamous jailbird 889 01:02:21,084 --> 01:02:23,211 Joe, you were only 14 890 01:02:23,286 --> 01:02:25,948 Fresh as a daisy So was the dynamite 891 01:02:26,022 --> 01:02:27,046 What were you going to blow up? 892 01:02:27,123 --> 01:02:29,353 England Modest aim 893 01:02:29,426 --> 01:02:31,758 All of it, why? Because it was there 894 01:02:31,828 --> 01:02:34,194 And I was Irish You're still Irish, Joe 895 01:02:34,264 --> 01:02:37,756 Ah, but of a different hue, Carole 896 01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:40,132 Nonviolent? Violently 897 01:02:40,203 --> 01:02:45,607 A famous Irish philosopher named Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel 898 01:02:45,675 --> 01:02:49,406 once wrote that the essence of tragedy isnt the conflict of right and wrong, 899 01:02:49,479 --> 01:02:51,709 its the conflict of right and right 900 01:02:51,781 --> 01:02:53,112 Can we get some music on? 901 01:02:53,183 --> 01:02:55,549 DEVLIN:present bloodletting in Ulster Just bear with me, sir 902 01:02:55,618 --> 01:02:57,984 conflict between wrong and wrong 903 01:02:58,054 --> 01:03:00,989 And for every death, there's always a death to be avenged 904 01:03:01,057 --> 01:03:03,685 Vengeance, sweet vengeance, Carole 905 01:03:04,394 --> 01:03:06,692 Ah, but what's the answer? When will it stop? 906 01:03:06,763 --> 01:03:08,754 Maybe at the great catchup, 907 01:03:08,832 --> 01:03:12,290 as another member of my tribe once wrote, and wrote these words, too 908 01:03:13,169 --> 01:03:16,366 Justice for the many, justice for the free 909 01:03:16,439 --> 01:03:20,569 Let each man be paid in full, thats just enough for me 910 01:03:20,944 --> 01:03:23,071 CAROLE: With that, Joe, lets take some more calls 911 01:03:23,146 --> 01:03:26,411 The number is 5551776 912 01:03:26,483 --> 01:03:28,781 lm Carole Hemingway My guest, Joe Devlin 913 01:03:28,852 --> 01:03:31,286 Hello, youre on the air WOMAN: Hello 914 01:03:31,354 --> 01:03:32,514 My name is Marion 915 01:03:32,589 --> 01:03:36,821 Would you mind, sir Could we pull into that gasoline station? 916 01:03:36,893 --> 01:03:39,384 Can't you wait another five minutes? 917 01:03:39,462 --> 01:03:41,589 MARION: lve been writing poetry ever since I was a little girl 918 01:03:41,664 --> 01:03:42,756 DEVLIN: You have my sympathies 919 01:03:42,832 --> 01:03:45,960 Ones first poem is usually a shriek of pure anguish 920 01:03:46,035 --> 01:03:48,230 MARION: I was always a very happy little girl 921 01:03:48,304 --> 01:03:51,831 What I wanted to know was if you could give me some advice 922 01:03:51,908 --> 01:03:53,899 on how to get my poems published 923 01:03:53,977 --> 01:03:56,810 Ah, that does pose a problem, doesn't it? 924 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:00,176 I made my first acquaintance with a publisher by striking him 925 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:04,152 firmly on the nose during an extemporaneous brawl in a bar 926 01:04:05,221 --> 01:04:06,984 Do you visit many bars, Marion? 927 01:04:07,056 --> 01:04:10,025 MAN: Were putting you through right away, hold on, please 928 01:04:10,093 --> 01:04:13,062 Right Thank you very much 929 01:04:13,696 --> 01:04:16,221 I'm Carole Hemingway, my guest, Joe Devlin 930 01:04:16,299 --> 01:04:17,459 Hello, you're on the air 931 01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:19,692 Hi, hello? Hello 932 01:04:19,769 --> 01:04:21,760 May I speak to Joe Devlin? 933 01:04:21,838 --> 01:04:24,830 Hello? That sounds like a very familiar voice 934 01:04:24,908 --> 01:04:27,138 Yes, sir It's me again, sir 935 01:04:27,677 --> 01:04:30,339 Ah, we have a friend on the line, Carole 936 01:04:30,413 --> 01:04:32,142 Lieutenant Columbo Right 937 01:04:32,715 --> 01:04:35,843 I was listening to the program, sir, 938 01:04:35,919 --> 01:04:38,911 and I was wondering, it's just a trivial question, sir, 939 01:04:38,988 --> 01:04:40,421 but it suddenly hit me 940 01:04:40,490 --> 01:04:44,586 I was wondering about that little poem about justice for the many 941 01:04:44,661 --> 01:04:47,994 Was that written by the same guy that wrote 942 01:04:48,064 --> 01:04:51,761 about angel's wings and the unstained pastures of peace? 943 01:04:52,335 --> 01:04:53,529 No, indeed, Lieutenant 944 01:04:53,603 --> 01:04:57,403 I discovered that bit of doggerel on the subject of justice 945 01:04:57,473 --> 01:04:59,338 scratched on the wall of a prison cell 946 01:05:00,944 --> 01:05:02,935 For all I know, it may still be there 947 01:05:03,012 --> 01:05:04,274 Although I haven't checked lately 948 01:05:04,347 --> 01:05:07,646 I thought, sir, that the writer might've been you 949 01:05:07,951 --> 01:05:08,940 I'm sorry, Lieutenant 950 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,683 The author of that scrap of folk wisdom appended his name 951 01:05:15,391 --> 01:05:16,517 Michael Dolan 952 01:05:17,627 --> 01:05:18,787 Later hanged 953 01:05:19,262 --> 01:05:24,063 In any case, Mr Dolans passion for justice became my inspiration to escape 954 01:05:25,735 --> 01:05:28,329 And to this day, I revere his memory 955 01:05:28,938 --> 01:05:32,396 as an original, if untutored philosopher 956 01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:35,306 on the roots of freedom for all men 957 01:05:37,213 --> 01:05:40,341 If we are all paid in full, we can't go far wrong 958 01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:43,314 Right, Michael Dolan, right 959 01:05:43,386 --> 01:05:46,082 Well, I won't be taking up any more of your time, sir 960 01:05:46,155 --> 01:05:47,281 Nice talking to you, again 961 01:05:51,594 --> 01:05:53,562 (CAR HORN HONKING) 962 01:06:01,304 --> 01:06:02,293 JENSEN: Brother Devlin 963 01:06:03,206 --> 01:06:06,733 Remember me? Chuck Jensen, Jensen RV sale 964 01:06:09,112 --> 01:06:10,340 Of course, Mr Jensen 965 01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:13,549 There I was, rolling along the freeway when all of a sudden, 966 01:06:13,616 --> 01:06:17,017 you come on the radio, loud and clear, and I says to myself, 967 01:06:17,086 --> 01:06:19,577 "That's got to be the Joe Devlin that came to see me 968 01:06:20,123 --> 01:06:23,559 "I mean, it's got to be the real Joe Devlin, no doubt about it 969 01:06:23,626 --> 01:06:25,651 "Only this time, I'll go to see him" 970 01:06:27,430 --> 01:06:29,728 Very enterprising of you, Mr Jensen 971 01:06:29,799 --> 01:06:31,198 But I don't think Brother Devlin 972 01:06:31,267 --> 01:06:33,394 Don't say no before you hear my offer 973 01:06:33,469 --> 01:06:35,369 I've got a sweetheart of a deal 974 01:06:35,438 --> 01:06:39,033 Make your eyes pop One look will make you a believer 975 01:06:39,809 --> 01:06:42,243 Just like I made a believer out of Brother Pauley 976 01:06:45,148 --> 01:06:46,274 Indeed 977 01:06:58,728 --> 01:07:00,821 Now, why don't you just sit right down here, brother Devlin, 978 01:07:00,897 --> 01:07:01,886 and make yourself comfortable 979 01:07:05,868 --> 01:07:08,701 It's kind of nice, ain't it? 980 01:07:08,771 --> 01:07:11,706 And I can put you in one of these little beauties for, uh, 981 01:07:12,675 --> 01:07:14,540 about $150,000 982 01:07:16,846 --> 01:07:18,973 You mentioned Mr Pauley 983 01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:22,418 I've got your merchandise, brother 984 01:07:23,186 --> 01:07:25,620 I was going to deliver to Pauley, but wouldn't you know, 985 01:07:25,688 --> 01:07:26,882 he turned up dead 986 01:07:27,357 --> 01:07:30,224 Yes Unfortunate 987 01:07:30,827 --> 01:07:33,387 And I'm holding the goods, the deal all made, 988 01:07:33,563 --> 01:07:37,192 my middleman out of business and no cash to feed the bulldog 989 01:07:37,266 --> 01:07:39,291 So the guns are all yours, brother Devlin 990 01:07:39,369 --> 01:07:42,532 Same price, same terms, cash on the barrelhead 991 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,473 Yes, well Let us say, for the sake of argument, 992 01:07:47,543 --> 01:07:49,101 the cash can be made available 993 01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:51,974 Where's the merchandise? 994 01:07:57,954 --> 01:07:59,148 You're sitting on it 995 01:08:22,678 --> 01:08:23,906 And 996 01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:28,839 And 997 01:08:35,525 --> 01:08:36,719 And 998 01:08:42,398 --> 01:08:45,993 It's gonna be a pleasure to do business with you, brother Devlin 999 01:08:49,872 --> 01:08:50,839 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUNNING) 1000 01:09:11,994 --> 01:09:13,256 (PEOPLE TALKING) 1001 01:09:18,367 --> 01:09:19,391 Here, Michael 1002 01:09:23,005 --> 01:09:25,735 I just come from the docks Have you now? 1003 01:09:25,808 --> 01:09:28,402 The ship's thick with uniforms Customs, Coast Guard 1004 01:09:28,478 --> 01:09:30,207 Ever on the alert 1005 01:09:30,279 --> 01:09:32,611 Even the FBI by the look of them Always a comfort 1006 01:09:32,682 --> 01:09:34,513 They're taking the bleeding ship apart 1007 01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:36,279 You'll never get the guns aboard 1008 01:09:36,352 --> 01:09:38,411 That's where you're wrong, Kerry 1009 01:09:38,488 --> 01:09:40,479 That's where they're all wrong 1010 01:09:40,556 --> 01:09:44,617 For all their hunting and seeking, she'll sail with the guns, count on it 1011 01:09:44,694 --> 01:09:48,562 And one day, you'll tell your sainted mother how Devlin did the trick 1012 01:09:51,067 --> 01:09:52,261 (DOOR CLOSING) 1013 01:09:54,303 --> 01:09:55,497 It's him 1014 01:10:01,611 --> 01:10:02,737 Run along, now 1015 01:10:04,614 --> 01:10:06,946 It's a pity about Mr Pauley 1016 01:10:08,651 --> 01:10:10,516 It's a pity about us all, Kerry 1017 01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:15,352 And he's not the first innocent victim of war, is he? 1018 01:10:23,199 --> 01:10:26,225 Hello, Lieutenant Come along and have a game of darts 1019 01:10:26,302 --> 01:10:29,430 If you don't mind, sir, I'll quit while I'm ahead 1020 01:10:29,505 --> 01:10:31,439 Was that Mr Malone you was just talking to? 1021 01:10:31,507 --> 01:10:33,975 Yes, young Kerry brings word from my booking agent 1022 01:10:34,043 --> 01:10:35,977 The show is about to return to the road 1023 01:10:36,045 --> 01:10:39,378 With myself alone, center stage, bringing truth and beauty to the multitudes 1024 01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:41,916 of the wealth of the Incas to your humble servant Have a drink 1025 01:10:41,984 --> 01:10:44,578 Joan, two ales, celebration size 1026 01:10:44,654 --> 01:10:47,953 Well, to tell you the truth, sir, it's sort of a celebration for me, too 1027 01:10:48,024 --> 01:10:49,992 So tonight, the treat's on me 1028 01:10:51,227 --> 01:10:53,821 You just tell me when this runs out 1029 01:10:54,664 --> 01:10:57,258 What's your occasion, Lieutenant? The case, sir 1030 01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:00,597 Mr Pauley's murder, I think I'm getting close 1031 01:11:02,038 --> 01:11:04,438 Then we'll drink to your good fortune 1032 01:11:05,374 --> 01:11:07,808 Here's to friendship, ripe and long 1033 01:11:07,877 --> 01:11:10,175 Here's to voices raised in song 1034 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,314 Here's to a long and thirsty night 1035 01:11:14,350 --> 01:11:16,648 Here's to the stuff that makes it right 1036 01:11:19,121 --> 01:11:21,385 I got one for you, sir 1037 01:11:21,457 --> 01:11:23,652 Well, this is not exactly a toast 1038 01:11:23,726 --> 01:11:26,422 We'll waive the formalities, Lieutenant Out with it 1039 01:11:27,697 --> 01:11:29,892 "There once was an old man from Lyme, 1040 01:11:29,966 --> 01:11:32,594 "Who married three wives at a time 1041 01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:34,795 "When asked why a third, 1042 01:11:34,870 --> 01:11:36,667 "he replied, 'One's absurd, 1043 01:11:36,739 --> 01:11:38,866 "'and two of them, sir, is a crime"' 1044 01:11:38,941 --> 01:11:41,933 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) It's a good one 1045 01:11:42,011 --> 01:11:44,343 I accept that as a challenge, Lieutenant 1046 01:11:44,413 --> 01:11:47,143 Limericks at 20 paces Ready, aim, fire 1047 01:11:48,784 --> 01:11:50,809 "The limerick is furtive and mean 1048 01:11:50,886 --> 01:11:52,854 "You must keep her in close quarantine 1049 01:11:52,922 --> 01:11:54,219 "Or she sneaks to the slum 1050 01:11:54,290 --> 01:11:57,885 "and promptly becomes disorderly, drunk and obscene" 1051 01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,052 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1052 01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:04,597 That's a terrific limerick Try this one, sir 1053 01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:07,033 "A real old bird is the Pelican 1054 01:12:07,603 --> 01:12:10,071 "His bill holds more than this belly can 1055 01:12:10,673 --> 01:12:13,301 "He can take in his beak enough food for a week 1056 01:12:13,376 --> 01:12:15,810 "I'm damned if I know how the hell he can" 1057 01:12:16,245 --> 01:12:17,371 (PEOPLE LAUGHING LOUDLY) 1058 01:12:21,684 --> 01:12:24,209 "As I was drinking gin and water" 1059 01:12:25,054 --> 01:12:26,783 "And me being Corporal Riley" 1060 01:12:26,889 --> 01:12:30,381 "Who should come in but the landlord's daughter" 1061 01:12:30,493 --> 01:12:33,257 "And she took my heart entirely" 1062 01:12:33,329 --> 01:12:34,853 (DEVLIN LAUGHING) 1063 01:12:35,831 --> 01:12:39,631 "Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato"' 1064 01:12:39,702 --> 01:12:43,695 "Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle"' 1065 01:12:43,773 --> 01:12:47,800 I don't know how you do it, sir You never seem to run out 1066 01:12:48,277 --> 01:12:50,211 What that was, Lieutenant, 1067 01:12:50,279 --> 01:12:52,372 that was a statement of preference 1068 01:12:52,948 --> 01:12:56,111 Liam, me lad, this stuff's turned to water Bring us a proper drink 1069 01:12:56,185 --> 01:12:58,619 You know what I was thinking about tonight, sir, 1070 01:12:58,688 --> 01:13:00,986 driving out here to the harbor? 1071 01:13:02,124 --> 01:13:06,185 I was thinking about that fella, Michael Dolan, and that verse about 1072 01:13:06,896 --> 01:13:08,830 "Justice for the free" 1073 01:13:09,899 --> 01:13:12,959 "Let each man be paid in full" 1074 01:13:13,335 --> 01:13:15,667 "That's just enough for me" 1075 01:13:17,039 --> 01:13:18,939 A chance remembrance, Lieutenant 1076 01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:24,544 There you were in that prison cell admiring the man who wrote that on the wall 1077 01:13:25,347 --> 01:13:27,872 Did you ever get to meet him? No 1078 01:13:29,018 --> 01:13:30,645 I was told he was executed 1079 01:13:31,454 --> 01:13:33,046 For what crime, sir? 1080 01:13:34,223 --> 01:13:36,521 This was a long time ago, Lieutenant 1081 01:13:37,426 --> 01:13:40,361 Well, that chance remembrance of yours, 1082 01:13:41,197 --> 01:13:43,529 about each man being paid in full 1083 01:13:44,767 --> 01:13:48,863 To tell you the truth, you made me curious about Michael Dolan 1084 01:13:48,938 --> 01:13:51,930 So I checked him out with Scotland Yard, 1085 01:13:52,007 --> 01:13:55,101 and it turns out that Michael Dolan 1086 01:13:56,979 --> 01:13:59,470 They certainly know you around this town, sir 1087 01:13:59,548 --> 01:14:02,779 No matter where we go, out comes your very own whiskey bottle 1088 01:14:04,687 --> 01:14:08,179 Easy beginnings Prudent endings 1089 01:14:08,257 --> 01:14:11,317 The trick is to know when to stop 1090 01:14:11,393 --> 01:14:14,123 This far and no farther 1091 01:14:14,196 --> 01:14:16,630 Well, it's my stopping time, sir, I think I've had enough 1092 01:14:16,999 --> 01:14:20,526 Is it your intention to insult the House of Devlin? 1093 01:14:20,603 --> 01:14:23,128 Sure and the only proper thing is to end the evening 1094 01:14:23,205 --> 01:14:24,900 on a nectarous note 1095 01:14:24,974 --> 01:14:26,498 I'll make you a deal 1096 01:14:30,146 --> 01:14:31,443 Like you say, 1097 01:14:35,217 --> 01:14:37,981 this far and no farther 1098 01:14:45,227 --> 01:14:46,353 To the drop 1099 01:14:51,667 --> 01:14:54,192 You were speaking of Michael Dolan, Lieutenant 1100 01:14:55,171 --> 01:14:58,140 It turns out he was one of those Irish terrorists 1101 01:14:59,775 --> 01:15:03,836 According to Scotland Yard, he was responsible for the murder of five people 1102 01:15:04,713 --> 01:15:05,873 One of them, a woman 1103 01:15:06,849 --> 01:15:09,044 And there was a child, sir 1104 01:15:11,353 --> 01:15:12,581 I had no idea 1105 01:15:12,721 --> 01:15:15,781 You were a terrorist yourself, in those days, 1106 01:15:15,858 --> 01:15:18,053 I know you were very young 1107 01:15:19,094 --> 01:15:21,688 But there was that business with the dynamite 1108 01:15:23,332 --> 01:15:26,028 I'm surprised you didn't know about Mr Dolan 1109 01:15:27,736 --> 01:15:29,294 Insidious old age, Lieutenant, 1110 01:15:29,371 --> 01:15:32,602 comes sweeping in like winter before its time 1111 01:15:34,510 --> 01:15:37,843 It could be I heard and forgot You didn't forget his name 1112 01:15:39,048 --> 01:15:41,039 You remembered it along with his poem 1113 01:15:41,717 --> 01:15:43,582 Well, there's the trick of memory 1114 01:15:43,652 --> 01:15:47,281 You retain a man's name and a bit of verse and forget the rest 1115 01:15:47,523 --> 01:15:49,252 But that bit of verse, 1116 01:15:49,325 --> 01:15:52,692 when you realized that was written by a fanatic murderer, 1117 01:15:53,529 --> 01:15:57,226 it's hard to see how you could call Mr Dolan a philosopher 1118 01:15:57,933 --> 01:15:59,833 Someone to be respected 1119 01:16:01,170 --> 01:16:02,967 Like you said on the radio 1120 01:16:05,274 --> 01:16:07,936 Well, if I said it, Lieutenant, 1121 01:16:08,010 --> 01:16:11,138 it was without realizing Mr Dolan's true character 1122 01:16:13,582 --> 01:16:16,915 Not much of a man to revere, was he? No, sir 1123 01:16:18,187 --> 01:16:20,519 No, he certainly 1124 01:16:22,324 --> 01:16:23,484 Hold it 1125 01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:25,688 Just a minute 1126 01:16:25,961 --> 01:16:28,657 Something wrong? That fella, Dolan, 1127 01:16:29,865 --> 01:16:32,959 he reminded me of one that I almost forgot 1128 01:16:35,571 --> 01:16:38,335 "There once was a fella named Finnegan 1129 01:16:40,175 --> 01:16:43,611 "Who escaped from a jail so to sin again 1130 01:16:43,679 --> 01:16:46,273 "He broke laws by the dozen, 1131 01:16:46,415 --> 01:16:49,009 "Even stole from his cousin, 1132 01:16:50,286 --> 01:16:53,653 "So the jail he broke out of, he's in again" 1133 01:17:05,834 --> 01:17:07,301 Anything? 1134 01:17:07,670 --> 01:17:09,695 Nothing, not even a slingshot 1135 01:17:09,772 --> 01:17:11,865 Would you mind checking again, sir? 1136 01:17:31,493 --> 01:17:32,619 (CAR HORN HONKING) 1137 01:17:40,936 --> 01:17:42,631 I'm glad you could make it, sir 1138 01:17:42,705 --> 01:17:45,640 I knew you'd be interested to see how these boys work 1139 01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:47,107 Thanks for thinking of me, Lieutenant 1140 01:17:47,176 --> 01:17:51,112 You can tell the O'Connells, sir If somebody is trying to run guns on this ship here, 1141 01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:53,375 they're certainly going to be disappointed 1142 01:17:53,449 --> 01:17:55,747 You sure he won't outwit us, Lieutenant? 1143 01:17:56,218 --> 01:17:57,879 There's still a few hours before she sails 1144 01:17:57,953 --> 01:18:02,515 He might be able to fool me, sir But he's not going to fool these Customs boys 1145 01:18:02,591 --> 01:18:05,492 But then, we don't know for sure there are any guns, do we? 1146 01:18:05,561 --> 01:18:08,394 No No, it's all conjecture 1147 01:18:08,464 --> 01:18:12,457 Still, the Friends for Northern Ireland do appreciate what you've done for us 1148 01:18:12,534 --> 01:18:15,025 You've done a job and a half 1149 01:18:15,104 --> 01:18:17,197 It's more like a half a job, sir 1150 01:18:17,773 --> 01:18:20,435 I still got Mr Pauley's murder to think about 1151 01:18:20,509 --> 01:18:22,636 I thought you had that case well in hand 1152 01:18:22,711 --> 01:18:26,203 I thought so too, sir, but it slipped right through my fingers 1153 01:18:27,383 --> 01:18:29,214 I suppose I ought to get back to it 1154 01:18:29,918 --> 01:18:33,319 Will you forgive me for bringing you down here, sir, and then running off? 1155 01:18:33,389 --> 01:18:35,550 Oh, I understand, Lieutenant 1156 01:18:35,624 --> 01:18:37,489 Fencing the hen house is one thing 1157 01:18:37,559 --> 01:18:39,026 Catching the fox is another 1158 01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:41,528 You do understand, sir 1159 01:18:46,869 --> 01:18:49,667 Oh, one more thing, sir 1160 01:18:50,506 --> 01:18:54,636 The next time you see Mrs O'Connell, will you tell her something for me? 1161 01:18:56,045 --> 01:18:59,674 My nephew won two prizes the other day 1162 01:18:59,748 --> 01:19:03,149 Second prize for a needlepoint contest 1163 01:19:03,318 --> 01:19:05,650 First prize for weightlifting 1164 01:20:03,112 --> 01:20:05,740 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1165 01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:12,342 Lieutenant Columbo 1166 01:20:13,055 --> 01:20:15,489 Yes, Sergeant No, I want your help 1167 01:20:15,557 --> 01:20:19,186 Call the Chief Customs Officer at the Los Angeles Harbor 1168 01:20:19,261 --> 01:20:22,094 Tell him to hold the ship in Pier 213 1169 01:20:22,164 --> 01:20:24,359 I dont want that ship to sail 1170 01:20:48,924 --> 01:20:49,913 (SHIP HORN SOUNDING) 1171 01:20:55,531 --> 01:20:57,362 We had to let her go 1172 01:20:57,499 --> 01:21:00,059 She's clean Nothing else we could do 1173 01:21:01,270 --> 01:21:02,828 Right, I understand 1174 01:21:04,373 --> 01:21:05,431 (TUGBOAT HORN TOOTING) 1175 01:21:20,789 --> 01:21:21,778 KERRY: Lieutenant 1176 01:21:22,524 --> 01:21:25,652 Please see Mrs O'Connell if you don't mind She'd like a word with you 1177 01:21:36,805 --> 01:21:39,603 Lieutenant Yes, ma'am 1178 01:21:39,675 --> 01:21:41,506 Would you like to sail away on her? 1179 01:21:41,577 --> 01:21:44,068 Run away to sea I think I would 1180 01:21:44,613 --> 01:21:46,979 Well, I wouldn't want to give up my work, ma'am 1181 01:21:49,117 --> 01:21:52,052 And I want to thank you for all your efforts 1182 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:54,680 There'll be no guns aboard the ship, will there? 1183 01:21:54,756 --> 01:21:57,054 I don't really know that for a fact, ma'am 1184 01:21:57,125 --> 01:21:59,355 No, not for a fact 1185 01:22:00,262 --> 01:22:02,992 Thank you, Lieutenant Good day 1186 01:22:05,867 --> 01:22:07,061 Good day, ma'am 1187 01:22:10,606 --> 01:22:11,732 (SHIP HORN SOUNDING) 1188 01:25:15,624 --> 01:25:18,218 Here you go, Mr Devlin Ah, well done, Kathy, thank you 1189 01:26:07,142 --> 01:26:09,576 I thought I might find you here, sir 1190 01:26:09,678 --> 01:26:12,306 Back at the scene of the crime 1191 01:26:14,182 --> 01:26:15,171 Sit down, Lieutenant 1192 01:26:16,218 --> 01:26:18,948 Care for a drink? I wish I could, sir 1193 01:26:19,020 --> 01:26:20,885 But not this time 1194 01:26:21,556 --> 01:26:23,387 Ah Bound on official business 1195 01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:26,552 How goes the trail? Very warm, sir 1196 01:26:26,628 --> 01:26:28,323 You might even say hot 1197 01:26:32,267 --> 01:26:33,256 Then you found your murderer 1198 01:26:33,835 --> 01:26:36,099 In a manner of speaking, yes, sir, I have 1199 01:26:37,906 --> 01:26:40,397 And I certainly have you to thank 1200 01:26:41,943 --> 01:26:45,470 Whatever for? That line in Mr Dolan's verse 1201 01:26:46,348 --> 01:26:48,441 "Let each man be paid in full" 1202 01:26:51,453 --> 01:26:53,921 Full's Irish Dew 1203 01:26:53,989 --> 01:26:57,049 And take a look at what it says on that label there, sir 1204 01:26:58,860 --> 01:27:02,990 "Let each man be paid in full" Take a look at that 1205 01:27:05,166 --> 01:27:08,158 Do you see what I mean, sir? Both lines are identical 1206 01:27:09,104 --> 01:27:11,470 "Let each man be paid in full" 1207 01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:14,906 That's an interesting observation, Lieutenant 1208 01:27:15,143 --> 01:27:17,907 Here's what I think happened I'll bet my life on it 1209 01:27:18,780 --> 01:27:22,841 Mr Pauley and the killer, they were negotiating a deal 1210 01:27:22,918 --> 01:27:24,715 Arms for Northern Ireland 1211 01:27:24,786 --> 01:27:26,583 Yes, yes, we discussed that possibility 1212 01:27:27,822 --> 01:27:29,312 But I don't understand the connection 1213 01:27:29,391 --> 01:27:31,723 between a line of poetry, a whiskey slogan, and a murder 1214 01:27:32,294 --> 01:27:34,854 Right, I'm getting to that, sir 1215 01:27:35,830 --> 01:27:39,095 Remember the whiskey bottle in Mr Pauley's hotel room? 1216 01:27:43,805 --> 01:27:45,170 This is it 1217 01:27:46,474 --> 01:27:48,965 Remember how we couldn't figure out 1218 01:27:49,044 --> 01:27:52,036 how a bottle could fall in one place 1219 01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:56,774 and end up in another place right next to Mr Pauley's body? 1220 01:27:56,851 --> 01:28:00,582 Yes, I recall that very well, Lieutenant Well, try this one, sir 1221 01:28:01,623 --> 01:28:03,488 Mr Pauley and the killer, 1222 01:28:04,025 --> 01:28:06,084 they are having an argument about the guns 1223 01:28:07,028 --> 01:28:09,428 Now, it's my personal theory 1224 01:28:09,698 --> 01:28:12,997 that the killer thinks he was doublecrossed 1225 01:28:13,068 --> 01:28:15,593 So when he shoots Mr Pauley, 1226 01:28:15,670 --> 01:28:19,003 he thinks of it as being more like an execution 1227 01:28:19,975 --> 01:28:22,409 Like he's handing out justice 1228 01:28:22,978 --> 01:28:25,344 "Let each man be paid in full" 1229 01:28:26,414 --> 01:28:29,076 Now there's a whisky bottle laying on the rug 1230 01:28:29,150 --> 01:28:33,018 Another kind of "Let each man be paid in full" 1231 01:28:33,088 --> 01:28:37,115 Well, the killer, he's got a pretty good sense of humor, sir 1232 01:28:37,192 --> 01:28:40,093 So he makes his own private pun about it 1233 01:28:40,695 --> 01:28:44,153 And he moves the whiskey bottle next to Mr Pauley's body 1234 01:28:45,133 --> 01:28:47,294 Like the label on the whiskey bottle 1235 01:28:47,369 --> 01:28:51,032 will label the murder for what it is An execution 1236 01:28:52,707 --> 01:28:55,699 "Let each man be paid in full" 1237 01:28:56,645 --> 01:29:00,172 Give him what he deserves Pay him off 1238 01:29:02,517 --> 01:29:04,644 Very ingenious, Lieutenant 1239 01:29:05,954 --> 01:29:07,979 But I say, a bit skimpy in a court of law 1240 01:29:09,124 --> 01:29:11,649 Yes, sir, but I think I handled that 1241 01:29:12,627 --> 01:29:14,458 It's these other bottles 1242 01:29:15,096 --> 01:29:16,893 Your personal bottles 1243 01:29:20,335 --> 01:29:22,166 This one is from the Irish pub 1244 01:29:25,940 --> 01:29:29,774 This one is from the place we went to last night, before we came here 1245 01:29:29,844 --> 01:29:31,334 And like I said, 1246 01:29:32,313 --> 01:29:35,180 this one is from Mr Pauley's hotel room 1247 01:29:38,219 --> 01:29:42,656 Now, do you notice anything special about these three bottles? 1248 01:29:44,559 --> 01:29:46,424 They are, alas, empty 1249 01:29:47,095 --> 01:29:48,995 There's something else, Mr Devlin 1250 01:29:50,665 --> 01:29:52,599 Your bottle from the pub 1251 01:29:53,802 --> 01:29:56,635 Take a good look at it under the light 1252 01:30:03,344 --> 01:30:06,313 You have me in a state of wild suspense, Lieutenant 1253 01:30:06,781 --> 01:30:07,907 Please, go on 1254 01:30:08,950 --> 01:30:11,646 It's these scratches, sir 1255 01:30:12,787 --> 01:30:15,119 You see these tiny scratches? 1256 01:30:17,192 --> 01:30:19,353 They're on all the bottles 1257 01:30:20,328 --> 01:30:22,956 You see, the killer, he had that habit 1258 01:30:24,699 --> 01:30:27,167 He would make a mark on the bottle, 1259 01:30:27,902 --> 01:30:31,861 and that would set how much he was gonna drink in any one sitting 1260 01:30:31,940 --> 01:30:33,999 Like on this bottle, sir 1261 01:30:34,075 --> 01:30:37,340 This is a full bottle like the one that was in Mr Pauley's hotel room 1262 01:30:37,412 --> 01:30:39,846 before it got knocked off the desk 1263 01:30:41,182 --> 01:30:42,979 And there's the scratch, sir 1264 01:30:51,893 --> 01:30:54,293 And there's the scratch on Mr Pauley's bottle 1265 01:30:55,730 --> 01:30:57,391 All the same scratches 1266 01:31:02,237 --> 01:31:06,435 But hardly identical, Lieutenant Oh, yes, sir 1267 01:31:07,642 --> 01:31:09,542 Absolutely identical 1268 01:31:10,745 --> 01:31:14,408 I had the boys down at the lab make a microphotograph 1269 01:31:14,482 --> 01:31:17,042 of all these scratches 1270 01:31:20,655 --> 01:31:22,179 There you are, sir 1271 01:31:25,627 --> 01:31:28,255 The scratch on your bottle from the pub 1272 01:31:28,930 --> 01:31:30,921 The bottle from the other bar 1273 01:31:31,733 --> 01:31:34,463 And the same scratch on Mr Pauley's bottle 1274 01:31:36,404 --> 01:31:37,803 You see that, sir? 1275 01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:41,668 Right there in the photographs 1276 01:31:44,512 --> 01:31:46,980 They're the very same scratches 1277 01:31:48,016 --> 01:31:51,042 Identical, sir, like fingerprints 1278 01:31:51,519 --> 01:31:53,612 And why are they identical? 1279 01:31:54,022 --> 01:31:58,186 Boys at the lab say the scratches were made by a diamond 1280 01:31:58,259 --> 01:32:00,352 I'd say a ring, sir 1281 01:32:00,428 --> 01:32:04,831 And every diamond in the world has its own special pattern 1282 01:32:04,899 --> 01:32:09,097 Every diamond leaves its own special signature 1283 01:32:09,170 --> 01:32:10,296 Find the diamond, 1284 01:32:11,206 --> 01:32:14,539 and I've found my murderer, sir What do you say to that? 1285 01:32:17,278 --> 01:32:19,974 (SHIP HORN SOUNDING) 1286 01:32:21,015 --> 01:32:22,073 Do you know these lines, Lieutenant? 1287 01:32:23,952 --> 01:32:25,146 They're by Lewis Carroll 1288 01:32:26,087 --> 01:32:28,988 "You can charge me with murder or want of sense 1289 01:32:30,391 --> 01:32:32,382 "We are all of us weak at times: 1290 01:32:33,361 --> 01:32:36,296 "But the slightest approach to a false pretense 1291 01:32:37,065 --> 01:32:39,033 "Was never among my crimes! " 1292 01:32:40,168 --> 01:32:44,867 Well, sir, you pretended to raise money to help the Irish victims 1293 01:32:44,939 --> 01:32:48,397 and all the while you were planning to make more victims 1294 01:32:48,610 --> 01:32:50,271 Wasn't that a pretense, sir? 1295 01:32:52,914 --> 01:32:55,644 Politics makes liars of us all, Lieutenant 1296 01:32:58,419 --> 01:32:59,943 I bargained for the guns 1297 01:33:00,855 --> 01:33:01,981 I'll stand by my bargain 1298 01:33:05,927 --> 01:33:06,916 No regrets 1299 01:33:07,795 --> 01:33:08,921 (SIRENS BLARING) 1300 01:33:09,597 --> 01:33:10,586 (HELICOPTER APPROACHING) 1301 01:33:38,626 --> 01:33:40,787 That'd be the Coast Guard, sir 1302 01:33:42,263 --> 01:33:44,197 To stop the ship 1303 01:33:47,969 --> 01:33:48,958 DEVLIN: You knew 1304 01:33:49,737 --> 01:33:53,173 That was a very clever plan, Mr Devlin, 1305 01:33:53,241 --> 01:33:55,072 the way you handled the guns 1306 01:33:56,444 --> 01:33:57,911 Very clever 1307 01:33:58,813 --> 01:34:00,542 I never would've figured it out, 1308 01:34:00,615 --> 01:34:03,311 if it wasn't for Mrs O'Connell's needlepoint 1309 01:34:06,721 --> 01:34:08,154 Kate's needlepoint? 1310 01:34:09,891 --> 01:34:12,792 The guns, they aren't aboard the ship at all 1311 01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:14,589 Not yet, sir 1312 01:34:14,662 --> 01:34:17,995 The guns aren't aboard the ship yet 1313 01:34:18,066 --> 01:34:20,091 They're still on the tug 1314 01:34:21,369 --> 01:34:23,860 They would've been loaded aboard the ship 1315 01:34:23,938 --> 01:34:26,736 just before the ship put out to sea 1316 01:34:29,344 --> 01:34:31,869 But the house flag on the tug, sir, 1317 01:34:33,481 --> 01:34:34,971 the company emblem, 1318 01:34:35,850 --> 01:34:38,683 that's the O'Connell company emblem 1319 01:34:40,254 --> 01:34:43,348 Just like Mrs O'Connell's needlepoint 1320 01:34:45,727 --> 01:34:47,991 She does terrific work, sir 1321 01:34:50,131 --> 01:34:52,122 I guess it was just dumb luck 1322 01:34:52,633 --> 01:34:55,796 My noticing that your friends owned the tugboat 1323 01:34:56,371 --> 01:34:58,635 So that's where the guns would be 1324 01:35:03,478 --> 01:35:06,174 No, it's never just luck, Lieutenant 1325 01:35:08,516 --> 01:35:10,882 Didn't your Sergeant Gilhooley teach you that? 1326 01:35:12,053 --> 01:35:16,046 Well, now that you mention it, sir, he did tell me to keep my eyes open 1327 01:35:22,597 --> 01:35:24,531 Are you sure you won't join me, Lieutenant? 1328 01:35:25,266 --> 01:35:28,133 Well, maybe I will after all, sir 1329 01:35:29,303 --> 01:35:31,498 Now that we've come this far 1330 01:35:37,445 --> 01:35:38,434 This far 1331 01:35:41,349 --> 01:35:42,338 and no farther 1332 01:35:43,305 --> 01:35:49,910 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/h8fh Help other users to choose the best subtitles 104861

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