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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:03,081 --> 00:00:26,705 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud 1 00:03:33,081 --> 00:03:36,705 I had known Betty for a week. 2 00:03:36,706 --> 00:03:38,830 We made love every night. 3 00:03:38,831 --> 00:03:43,831 The fore-Cast was for storms. 4 00:04:42,331 --> 00:04:42,831 Saved! 5 00:05:06,831 --> 00:05:11,831 Now for a nice little shower! 6 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:44,206 First time we've met in daylight. 7 00:05:44,373 --> 00:05:47,997 You're much too early! 8 00:05:47,998 --> 00:05:52,998 So what? How do I look? 9 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,663 What do you think? 10 00:05:59,664 --> 00:06:04,664 Do I please you? 11 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:15,747 Eating all that chilli by yourself? 12 00:06:15,748 --> 00:06:17,580 In this heat? You're mad. 13 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:22,581 I'll eat chilli no matter how hot it is, Betty. 14 00:06:23,914 --> 00:06:28,330 Me too, I'm starving! 15 00:06:28,331 --> 00:06:31,580 Glad to see me? 16 00:06:31,581 --> 00:06:32,081 No. 17 00:06:35,706 --> 00:06:38,955 They're all bastards! 18 00:06:38,956 --> 00:06:40,497 Who? 19 00:06:40,498 --> 00:06:45,498 Forget it. Kiss me! 20 00:06:48,789 --> 00:06:51,705 All bastards! 21 00:06:51,706 --> 00:06:54,622 No wonder a girl ends up splitting! 22 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,788 Wait, explain, I don't get you. 23 00:06:56,789 --> 00:07:00,205 Why don't you ever listen to me? 24 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:05,206 I do listen! I'm listening! 25 00:07:06,248 --> 00:07:11,248 I expect more from a guy than sex! 26 00:07:15,456 --> 00:07:18,788 To think I spent a year in that dump 27 00:07:18,789 --> 00:07:23,247 wiping tables and dodging drunks 28 00:07:23,248 --> 00:07:27,288 just to get felt up one morning by the boss! 29 00:07:27,289 --> 00:07:29,747 I've got to start all over again now! 30 00:07:29,748 --> 00:07:32,913 I split. Anway, I was fired. 31 00:07:32,914 --> 00:07:37,914 Can't even buy a train ticket. 32 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:04,081 She was a flower with psychic antennae and a tinsel heart. 33 00:08:05,456 --> 00:08:10,456 Not many girls could dress as casually as she did. 34 00:08:15,456 --> 00:08:20,456 I saw that girl again yesterday. 35 00:08:22,831 --> 00:08:27,122 It's not right in this fucking heat. 36 00:08:27,123 --> 00:08:30,122 I think she was looking for you. 37 00:08:30,123 --> 00:08:32,913 Was it you Zorg, huh? 38 00:08:32,914 --> 00:08:37,914 A girl in a little apron, with black hair. 39 00:08:38,248 --> 00:08:43,248 A girl something like that? 40 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:59,580 Jesus fucking Christ! 41 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:04,581 Yes, old George, she was looking for me. 42 00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:15,581 I've changed my mind, I'm coming too. 43 00:09:36,623 --> 00:09:39,622 You've torn a page out of Playboy. 44 00:09:39,623 --> 00:09:42,663 - What do you think? - She's a bit common. 45 00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:47,664 That reassures me. 46 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:28,748 Hold on... Hold on a second! 47 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,538 Down in one. 48 00:10:32,539 --> 00:10:37,539 Down in one... 49 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:56,831 I can't get up! We drank too much. 50 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:05,498 I need to take a piss. 51 00:11:07,914 --> 00:11:12,914 Don't press on my bladder. 52 00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:23,539 I'm happy being with you. 53 00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:28,998 I'd like to stay with you if I can. 54 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,497 Well, I think you can. 55 00:11:33,498 --> 00:11:38,498 I've got no wife, no kids. 56 00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:44,372 We've got a nice pad. 57 00:11:44,373 --> 00:11:49,373 I have an OKjob. I do repairs. 58 00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:54,539 I'm confident... We're still young. 59 00:11:58,623 --> 00:12:02,413 I didn't want explanations. 60 00:12:02,414 --> 00:12:05,955 I only wanted to kiss her and Caress her ass 61 00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:10,956 as long as her bladder held out. 62 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:40,747 Who is that guy? Wake up! 63 00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:45,205 Who is he? Make yourself at home! 64 00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,997 Wait, I'll be right back. 65 00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:51,998 How are you? Excuse me, you're sitting on my trousers. 66 00:12:54,623 --> 00:12:58,955 I don't wear underwear either. It's uncomfortable. 67 00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:01,080 I'll get you some coffee. 68 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,080 I have to make it first. 69 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:08,081 I'll do it. You get dressed. 70 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:13,539 Is it because of that girl that you're still in the sack at 10 a.m.? 71 00:13:14,248 --> 00:13:17,122 Ten o'clock already? 72 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:19,830 You're fantastic. It's 11 o'clock! 73 00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:23,247 She mustn't make you forget, see? 74 00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:25,622 She mustn't make you forget 75 00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:30,623 why you're here, why I house you and why I pay you. 76 00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:37,038 I'll boil some water. 77 00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:38,663 Shit! 78 00:13:38,664 --> 00:13:41,830 This isn't her fault at all, honestly. 79 00:13:41,831 --> 00:13:46,497 Coffee keeps its flavour better in the fridge. 80 00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:51,498 Yes, it is better. 81 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,663 Fancy a snort? 82 00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:59,664 No, thanks very much. 83 00:14:00,998 --> 00:14:05,998 Always moisten the grounds first. 84 00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:10,247 All I have to do is to run an ad 85 00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:14,122 to get loads of guys for your job, but I want to be fair. 86 00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:19,123 I've had you a long time and you're OK. 87 00:14:20,623 --> 00:14:25,623 But I don't think you can keep that girl here and do your job right. 88 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:31,580 Know what I mean? 89 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:35,038 See how it swells up? 90 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,955 George told you about her? 91 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:38,955 You let everyone see! 92 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:42,830 He could've told you how much she does here. 93 00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:47,831 The housework, shopping, everything! That counts for a lot! 94 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,205 Saves me lots of time! 95 00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:57,206 What's more, she does it for free. 96 00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:01,788 So you want me to just forget it. 97 00:15:01,789 --> 00:15:05,955 I did oversleep today, but I'll make up for it. 98 00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:10,956 Especially after coffee! 99 00:15:11,748 --> 00:15:16,748 Tell me when. 100 00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:22,413 Slap some paint on all these shacks. 101 00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:24,538 They look like hell. 102 00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:29,539 They sure would look better. 103 00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:38,747 There may be a way... 104 00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,830 Can you and your girl do it? 105 00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:43,830 That'd take a whole crew of painters. 106 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:46,747 We'd still be at it in the year 2000! 107 00:15:46,748 --> 00:15:51,748 When you're in love, what's time? And don't you two form a crew? 108 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:58,206 OK, but how will you pay her? 109 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:03,498 You're crazy! You just asked me to forget I saw her! 110 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:09,998 How can I make ends meet if I pay her? 111 00:16:11,831 --> 00:16:16,538 Just do it at your own pace. 112 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:21,539 Get to work! I'll order the paint from old George. 113 00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:26,497 Don't worry, just plug away. 114 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:31,498 And don't forget to moisten the grounds! 115 00:16:41,956 --> 00:16:44,955 Who was that fat slob? 116 00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:46,455 The owner. 117 00:16:46,456 --> 00:16:48,372 What did he want? 118 00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:52,580 Nothing, he just wants us to do a little paint job. 119 00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:57,581 Terrific! I love to paint! 120 00:16:58,664 --> 00:17:02,830 500 bungalows. 500 fronts. 121 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:07,205 1,500 sides. Thousands of shutters! 122 00:17:07,206 --> 00:17:10,705 Just a little paint job! 123 00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:13,830 Are you two going to repaint all these shacks? 124 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:16,705 Should repaint the people too! 125 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:21,413 Now shut your big mouth, George! 126 00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:23,705 Hell, are you mad at me? 127 00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:25,205 How did you guess? 128 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:30,206 Don't talk about it in front of Betty. Go play your sax. 129 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:41,956 I just told those nice folks we'd paint their house. 130 00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:49,997 What shall I paint? 131 00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:52,455 The shutters, and I'll do the rest. 132 00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:55,080 - What's bugging you? - Nothing. 133 00:17:55,081 --> 00:18:00,081 The winner helps the other. 134 00:18:12,414 --> 00:18:13,497 Ready! 135 00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:16,538 I hope she doesn't fall! 136 00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:21,539 She won't. She's young! 137 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,039 I win! 138 00:18:46,706 --> 00:18:48,288 I'll help you now. 139 00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:53,289 OK, go ahead. 140 00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:11,289 What a drag! 141 00:19:11,581 --> 00:19:15,163 Shit! 142 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,330 You goofed! 143 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:18,997 What's wrong? 144 00:19:18,998 --> 00:19:23,998 My fault. I forgot to tell you not to go past the corner. 145 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,205 The brush is too big. 146 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,330 Now it looks as if that side is started. 147 00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:31,038 But who cares? 148 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,830 "Who cares?" 149 00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,872 You're not going to paint just one side, are you? 150 00:19:35,873 --> 00:19:40,873 You want to do the whole shack for them! 151 00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:45,497 You really are a champion house painter! 152 00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:50,163 What do you expect? 153 00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:55,164 Go on, I'll hold the bucket. 154 00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:44,581 Fallen asleep again? 155 00:21:07,414 --> 00:21:12,414 Sleepy warm slug... 156 00:21:34,123 --> 00:21:34,623 Ready? 157 00:21:42,164 --> 00:21:47,164 Smile! Hold the roller higher! 158 00:22:00,748 --> 00:22:02,497 It's terrific! 159 00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:05,122 - I look awful! - What are you mad about? 160 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:09,455 We're fed up with painting. Just one more! 161 00:22:09,456 --> 00:22:14,456 Stop, we've already got 50, Betty. 162 00:22:15,706 --> 00:22:17,705 Let's have a beer. 163 00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:19,538 That fat slob again! 164 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,497 You sure are working hard! 165 00:22:22,498 --> 00:22:26,080 What do you expect? 166 00:22:26,081 --> 00:22:30,622 You're fantastic! We'll see if you can keep up the pace. 167 00:22:30,623 --> 00:22:33,288 What did he just say? 168 00:22:33,289 --> 00:22:35,497 He didn't say anything. 169 00:22:35,498 --> 00:22:39,205 What do you mean, "the pace"? 170 00:22:39,206 --> 00:22:42,955 Don't worry, my dear young lady, 171 00:22:42,956 --> 00:22:47,956 I'm not asking you to do it non-stop, I'm not a monster! 172 00:22:48,748 --> 00:22:51,747 Just keep fanning yourself. Suits you nicely! 173 00:22:51,748 --> 00:22:53,580 To do what non-stop? 174 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,372 All the bungalows. 175 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:58,413 He's kidding! 176 00:22:58,414 --> 00:23:00,580 Do I act like it? 177 00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:04,288 I'll think it over! 178 00:23:04,289 --> 00:23:06,747 Betty! Stop! 179 00:23:06,748 --> 00:23:08,913 You're insane! 180 00:23:08,914 --> 00:23:11,413 I don't mind painting your crate! 181 00:23:11,414 --> 00:23:14,205 Makes it look more Sporty! 182 00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:16,288 But I won't paint your shacks! 183 00:23:16,289 --> 00:23:18,872 She's insane! 184 00:23:18,873 --> 00:23:23,873 One wipe and it'll be like new. 185 00:23:24,831 --> 00:23:28,997 Got to forgive her, she's having her period. 186 00:23:28,998 --> 00:23:33,998 I'm sure she's sorry. 187 00:23:38,123 --> 00:23:41,497 I'll even paint the light poles for you. 188 00:23:41,498 --> 00:23:46,498 No, the light company does that, you jerk! 189 00:23:57,748 --> 00:24:00,497 Hi! It's me! 190 00:24:00,498 --> 00:24:04,580 What did you tell that asshole? 191 00:24:04,581 --> 00:24:08,288 Look, he wouldn't let you stay unless you worked. 192 00:24:08,289 --> 00:24:11,872 It's murder to paint all those shacks. 193 00:24:11,873 --> 00:24:14,247 In a way, yes. 194 00:24:14,248 --> 00:24:17,247 "In a way"! Shit, they're all bastards! 195 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,955 We should cut all their throats! 196 00:24:19,956 --> 00:24:22,872 - How would that help? - Have you no pride? 197 00:24:22,873 --> 00:24:27,705 I'll paint the whole town pink just to stay with you, kitten! 198 00:24:27,706 --> 00:24:32,663 You're nuts! Look what shit we're in with that asshole! 199 00:24:32,664 --> 00:24:35,955 You let him screw you and for what? Tell me! 200 00:24:35,956 --> 00:24:38,205 We're all in the same boat. 201 00:24:38,206 --> 00:24:41,288 Stop talking bullshit! 202 00:24:41,289 --> 00:24:44,497 How can I love you if I can't admire you? 203 00:24:44,498 --> 00:24:48,830 We're only learning how to die here! 204 00:24:48,831 --> 00:24:52,955 See the wind outside, blowing bits of newspapers by? 205 00:24:52,956 --> 00:24:56,663 Papers from the North one day, from the South the next, 206 00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:59,538 always the same bullshit and we're in between! 207 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:02,372 Now look, we've got a nice pad to screw in, 208 00:25:02,373 --> 00:25:04,497 so it's you who's nuts! 209 00:25:04,498 --> 00:25:09,498 You nerd! Something's always wrong with you guys! Shit! 210 00:25:10,164 --> 00:25:15,164 You're a dumb bitch! 211 00:25:24,498 --> 00:25:29,498 Always something wrong with a guy! 212 00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:34,872 It's dark in here, it stinks, it's ugly! 213 00:25:34,873 --> 00:25:38,872 I'm fed up! Can't breathe in here! 214 00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:43,873 I'm going to fix your house up good so I can breathe. 215 00:25:46,998 --> 00:25:51,998 Look at all this shit! 216 00:25:52,081 --> 00:25:54,830 I'll fucking show you! 217 00:25:54,831 --> 00:25:56,580 Not that one, Betty! 218 00:25:56,581 --> 00:25:58,372 Why is it so special? 219 00:25:58,373 --> 00:26:03,205 Sentimental attachment. 220 00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:04,663 What's all that? 221 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:09,664 Hitler's memoirs. Give me that box. Please! 222 00:26:10,581 --> 00:26:12,413 Did you write this? 223 00:26:12,414 --> 00:26:17,414 Yeah. Ages ago. 224 00:26:19,289 --> 00:26:21,705 You wrote that many pages? 225 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:24,663 Yeah, but it's nothing, just crap! 226 00:26:24,664 --> 00:26:26,538 About what? 227 00:26:26,539 --> 00:26:29,663 Just stuff... I'd almost forgotten. 228 00:26:29,664 --> 00:26:32,663 No one forgets stuff like that! 229 00:26:32,664 --> 00:26:37,664 Won't you come to bed now? 230 00:26:38,956 --> 00:26:41,705 You can't start reading that now! 231 00:26:41,706 --> 00:26:46,706 You'll see if I can't! 232 00:26:48,289 --> 00:26:51,330 The numbers on the covers show the order? 233 00:26:51,331 --> 00:26:56,331 That's right. 234 00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:01,247 Betty was the first one to read it... 235 00:27:01,248 --> 00:27:03,247 quiet at last... 236 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:06,122 At 30, you begin to know what life's about, 237 00:27:06,123 --> 00:27:11,123 and you enjoy a break. 238 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:32,664 Want some coffee? 239 00:28:38,373 --> 00:28:42,247 One lump or two? 240 00:28:42,248 --> 00:28:47,248 Two lumps then. 241 00:28:50,456 --> 00:28:55,456 I'm going to work now. 242 00:28:55,873 --> 00:29:00,873 Do you like it? 243 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:09,205 Oh it's you! What'll you be painting next? 244 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,247 The Sistine Chapel! 245 00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:15,997 Actually working! Will you do the insides afterwards? 246 00:29:15,998 --> 00:29:18,580 Yeah, cover up your furniture! 247 00:29:18,581 --> 00:29:23,581 I'll start now. Come and see my girls afterwards. 248 00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:42,330 Is that you making all that racket? 249 00:30:42,331 --> 00:30:44,205 Just squashing a mosquito. 250 00:30:44,206 --> 00:30:46,872 Quit fooling around, it's too early for mosquitoes. 251 00:30:46,873 --> 00:30:49,997 Look, you can see it squirming in a puddle of blood. 252 00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:53,122 Looks like the sun has got to you. 253 00:30:53,123 --> 00:30:56,997 I felt tired earlier but now I'm 100% again. 254 00:30:56,998 --> 00:31:00,997 Look at my little girl. Isn't she cute? 255 00:31:00,998 --> 00:31:03,622 That's your little girl? She's no spring chicken! 256 00:31:03,623 --> 00:31:08,623 What do you expect? 257 00:31:10,123 --> 00:31:13,622 What's this? Is it my birthday? 258 00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:16,497 No, baby, just dinner for two. 259 00:31:16,498 --> 00:31:19,497 - What is it? - Mussels. 260 00:31:19,498 --> 00:31:24,498 I'll pour your wine. 261 00:31:25,248 --> 00:31:30,248 Some Spread! 262 00:31:35,539 --> 00:31:39,122 I'm dreaming! 263 00:31:39,123 --> 00:31:42,247 Taste it! 264 00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:45,997 Like it? 265 00:31:45,998 --> 00:31:49,913 I know that smell. 266 00:31:49,914 --> 00:31:52,872 Turkey with chestnuts. Do you like that? 267 00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:57,873 Love it. Ideal in this season, 268 00:31:59,539 --> 00:32:01,538 What's the occasion? 269 00:32:01,539 --> 00:32:04,788 Wait, let me look at you. 270 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:06,997 When I think you wrote that! 271 00:32:06,998 --> 00:32:11,497 I've never read anything like it. 272 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:14,705 You don't realise. 273 00:32:14,706 --> 00:32:18,455 Now I see why you came to this hole. To write that. 274 00:32:18,456 --> 00:32:22,663 To think you paint shacks drives me crazy! 275 00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:25,997 This world wasn't exactly made for me. 276 00:32:25,998 --> 00:32:30,998 We'll see about that. Kiss me. 277 00:32:33,373 --> 00:32:36,413 I hadn't come to that hole to write. 278 00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:41,414 It was later that I started writing, so I could feel alive. 279 00:32:42,539 --> 00:32:46,538 Mornings you start at 11 and now afternoons at 4! 280 00:32:46,539 --> 00:32:51,539 It's too hot! But I work till dark, lots of hours! 281 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,705 That's the end of that! 282 00:32:55,706 --> 00:32:58,288 Who are you to talk to him like that? 283 00:32:58,289 --> 00:33:00,080 I'm not talking to you! 284 00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:02,622 Guess who you are talking to? 285 00:33:02,623 --> 00:33:05,288 The greatest writer alive, fat ass! 286 00:33:05,289 --> 00:33:10,289 Doesn't show on his face! And she hasn't even got panties on! 287 00:33:13,414 --> 00:33:16,413 Take a good look, schmuck! 288 00:33:16,414 --> 00:33:21,414 Shut up, you! Now get your eyes full! 289 00:33:23,331 --> 00:33:24,997 She's a real hellcat! 290 00:33:24,998 --> 00:33:27,580 Not hurt, are you? 291 00:33:27,581 --> 00:33:30,705 You asshole! Now get rid of that girl. 292 00:33:30,706 --> 00:33:35,706 I don't ever want to see her again. 293 00:33:49,123 --> 00:33:51,788 I think I'll go to work now. 294 00:33:51,789 --> 00:33:56,789 Hey, Betty, I'm going to work. 295 00:34:03,248 --> 00:34:06,455 She's in a real frenzy! 296 00:34:06,456 --> 00:34:11,456 She loves housework! 297 00:34:12,289 --> 00:34:15,330 There goes the casserole! 298 00:34:15,331 --> 00:34:16,955 The ironing board! 299 00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:18,830 The record player! 300 00:34:18,831 --> 00:34:21,163 My Gershwin record! 301 00:34:21,164 --> 00:34:26,164 Frankly... 302 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:30,288 I wouldn't want a housekeeper like her. 303 00:34:30,289 --> 00:34:35,205 I don't blame you. 304 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:38,413 She's almost through. 305 00:34:38,414 --> 00:34:43,414 Your pad will look very Zen now! 306 00:35:17,164 --> 00:35:22,164 OK. Are you coming? 307 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:28,248 You're insane! 308 00:36:20,206 --> 00:36:24,830 What? I can't hear! 309 00:36:24,831 --> 00:36:27,955 I love you! I love you! 310 00:36:27,956 --> 00:36:29,122 Once more! 311 00:36:29,123 --> 00:36:32,247 I love you! I love you! 312 00:36:32,248 --> 00:36:37,248 I love him! 313 00:36:44,456 --> 00:36:46,872 We could've taken the train. 314 00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:49,538 This is adventure. 315 00:36:49,539 --> 00:36:50,913 Who is she? 316 00:36:50,914 --> 00:36:55,914 My best friend. We can stay with her. She's a widow. 317 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,705 What if she's not home? 318 00:36:57,706 --> 00:37:02,706 We'll visit Montmartre! 319 00:37:11,706 --> 00:37:14,205 Isn't it great? The Marne. 320 00:37:14,206 --> 00:37:17,788 All the rooms have a river view, with the barges and the ducks. 321 00:37:17,789 --> 00:37:18,289 Rusty! 322 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:24,038 Hey, the tap's leaking! 323 00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:29,039 Everything's going to pot since Frank died. Honestly! 324 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:33,955 Hey, you've chosen number 13. 325 00:37:33,956 --> 00:37:37,622 It's no 5-star hotel, no doubt about that. 326 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:41,747 The room's been free a week and the rest of the place six months. 327 00:37:41,748 --> 00:37:45,830 I live just downstairs. Well, how does it grab you? 328 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:47,288 Can we rent it? 329 00:37:47,289 --> 00:37:51,330 Rent it? Of course you can. I'd rather have tenants like you. 330 00:37:51,331 --> 00:37:53,997 Number 13. Just think, our luck's in. 331 00:37:53,998 --> 00:37:58,998 - There's a double bed too. - A double bed! Great! 332 00:37:59,998 --> 00:38:03,205 The base needs changing. 333 00:38:03,206 --> 00:38:06,955 It's good to see you. I feel a bit lonely at times. 334 00:38:06,956 --> 00:38:10,038 Don't worry. Come on, we'll look after you. 335 00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:12,705 Me? There? With you? 336 00:38:12,706 --> 00:38:15,288 All three of us? With you? Now? 337 00:38:15,289 --> 00:38:19,122 Want a cuddle? A little cuddle? Watch out... 338 00:38:19,123 --> 00:38:24,123 Oh, kisses... Me too... I want one too! 339 00:38:25,914 --> 00:38:28,455 We'll get out of your hair soon. 340 00:38:28,456 --> 00:38:33,163 You can stay as long as you like. I'm glad you're around, you know. 341 00:38:33,164 --> 00:38:34,830 You know that. 342 00:38:34,831 --> 00:38:39,413 Tell me, haven't you got a man right now? 343 00:38:39,414 --> 00:38:44,414 Some days I do, some days I don't. Like everybody, nothing serious. 344 00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:47,913 I've got my dog. 345 00:38:47,914 --> 00:38:51,872 Wait... Wait... There! 346 00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:55,122 Fetch! You should find someone anway. 347 00:38:55,123 --> 00:39:00,123 I'd love to. But you know men. With my looks, it's not that easy. 348 00:39:03,748 --> 00:39:07,913 Hey, Rusty! Look! 349 00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:12,914 The one who gets through my door will have to be a real wonder. 350 00:39:13,414 --> 00:39:16,705 Well, have you got your bearings? 351 00:39:16,706 --> 00:39:18,080 And the rent? 352 00:39:18,081 --> 00:39:21,705 Could you do odd jobs there in exchange for rent? 353 00:39:21,706 --> 00:39:23,705 You bet! I'm a plumber! 354 00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:26,497 A plumber? Great! My toilet's broken! 355 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,163 I'll buy the stuff! 356 00:39:28,164 --> 00:39:33,164 No, I'll swipe it from a building site! 357 00:39:48,373 --> 00:39:50,455 What are you doing? 358 00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:54,080 Not even a masterpiece gets read unless it's typed. 359 00:39:54,081 --> 00:39:57,038 - Can you type? - Of course. 360 00:39:57,039 --> 00:39:58,955 You plan to type all that? 361 00:39:58,956 --> 00:40:03,955 Good luck, sweetie! 362 00:40:03,956 --> 00:40:08,956 - How far are you? - On page 1. 363 00:40:09,289 --> 00:40:14,289 Go away, you confuse me! 364 00:41:20,789 --> 00:41:24,538 A little drop of cold water... 365 00:41:24,539 --> 00:41:29,539 Shit, the tap's leaking. 366 00:41:32,623 --> 00:41:35,997 Lisa's out again tonight. 367 00:41:35,998 --> 00:41:37,955 Still like it as much? 368 00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:39,705 Don't you worry. 369 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,872 I may never get published, Betty. 370 00:41:42,873 --> 00:41:44,455 Are you kidding? 371 00:41:44,456 --> 00:41:48,038 It's a strange world, baby. 372 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,830 Won't you eat now? 373 00:41:50,831 --> 00:41:53,122 I've boiled some eggs for you. 374 00:41:53,123 --> 00:41:58,123 I don't have time. 375 00:42:02,206 --> 00:42:04,413 Why stare at me so? 376 00:42:04,414 --> 00:42:06,455 I think you're beautiful. 377 00:42:06,456 --> 00:42:11,456 Then come and kiss me. 378 00:44:44,998 --> 00:44:46,788 What are you doing? 379 00:44:46,789 --> 00:44:51,622 Repairing the tap. It leaks. 380 00:44:51,623 --> 00:44:53,122 Aren't you cold? 381 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:55,372 I'm not very warm. 382 00:44:55,373 --> 00:44:57,080 How's Betty doing? 383 00:44:57,081 --> 00:45:02,081 She's progressing. 384 00:45:04,123 --> 00:45:06,997 And you? 385 00:45:06,998 --> 00:45:10,663 Your eyes are shining. 386 00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:14,205 Oh, Zorg. I just got laid! 387 00:45:14,206 --> 00:45:18,288 Really laid! 388 00:45:18,289 --> 00:45:22,205 Don't laugh! 389 00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:23,413 Who is he? 390 00:45:23,414 --> 00:45:28,414 You'll meet him! 391 00:45:30,539 --> 00:45:32,288 Time for bed. 392 00:45:32,289 --> 00:45:35,788 For me too. 393 00:45:35,789 --> 00:45:40,205 Smell anything burning? 394 00:45:40,206 --> 00:45:44,413 No, why? 395 00:45:44,414 --> 00:45:49,414 Rusty, come on! 396 00:46:02,039 --> 00:46:07,039 Zorg, come here! 397 00:46:08,706 --> 00:46:12,080 Guess what I'm typing? 398 00:46:12,081 --> 00:46:12,693 "THE END" 399 00:46:18,789 --> 00:46:23,789 No, really? 400 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:27,122 You've got me all wrong. 401 00:46:27,123 --> 00:46:32,123 You're a writer, not a plumber! What did I type? A novel! 402 00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,830 Don't be so dumb! 403 00:46:33,831 --> 00:46:38,831 Play the races if you like, I don't care, but stop being a plumber, OK? 404 00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:43,538 See this list? All the publishers in this dumb town! 405 00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:46,872 All of them! 406 00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:51,873 I think I'll go buy a racing mag. 407 00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,247 What'll it be? 408 00:46:58,248 --> 00:47:03,248 - Tequila. - We don't have that. 409 00:47:04,248 --> 00:47:09,248 Pernod then. 410 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:19,498 Make it a triple. 411 00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:33,080 Hey, are we on the banks of the Marne here? 412 00:47:33,081 --> 00:47:34,747 How many rooms? 13? 413 00:47:34,748 --> 00:47:39,705 13 rooms on the banks of the Marne can bring in cash. Honestly. 414 00:47:39,706 --> 00:47:44,706 Just bend down to pick it up. That's why I'm a hunchback. Here. 415 00:47:45,164 --> 00:47:47,413 - You're no hunchback. - I am. 416 00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:49,788 You're no hunchback, you're handsome. 417 00:47:49,789 --> 00:47:52,122 Come on, drink up, it's chianti. 418 00:47:52,123 --> 00:47:57,123 And there's Parma ham, mortadella and home-made pâté. 419 00:47:57,456 --> 00:48:02,456 And Smyrna olives... Smyrna olives. 420 00:48:07,206 --> 00:48:09,205 Is this a turbo? 421 00:48:09,206 --> 00:48:11,830 No, it's a UFO. 422 00:48:11,831 --> 00:48:13,788 - Is it yours? - No. 423 00:48:13,789 --> 00:48:16,330 Costs a lot! 424 00:48:16,331 --> 00:48:18,288 It's got ABS... 425 00:48:18,289 --> 00:48:21,413 Great brakes! 426 00:48:21,414 --> 00:48:24,622 And it can do 150 mph! 427 00:48:24,623 --> 00:48:25,955 My dad has one! 428 00:48:25,956 --> 00:48:30,956 Your dad has an old crate, and it's green! 429 00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:39,206 There's Zorg! 430 00:48:39,414 --> 00:48:42,247 - And the racing mag? - Sold out. 431 00:48:42,248 --> 00:48:46,663 Lovejoy, Baby Shark and Eat-Your-Soup in the lead! 432 00:48:46,664 --> 00:48:51,664 Lovejoy out! 433 00:48:51,956 --> 00:48:53,788 You're Zorg? 434 00:48:53,789 --> 00:48:55,580 Eddy Sayolle. 435 00:48:55,581 --> 00:48:58,872 Is he your wonder boy? 436 00:48:58,873 --> 00:49:02,538 Is that your UFO outside? 437 00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:04,913 You bet! Beautiful, isn't she? 438 00:49:04,914 --> 00:49:07,455 Some kids are taking her apart. 439 00:49:07,456 --> 00:49:09,247 Better just give 'em the keys! 440 00:49:09,248 --> 00:49:14,248 You're kidding! 441 00:49:14,623 --> 00:49:17,997 How about a ride on the motorway! 150! 442 00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:22,998 No, we have to mail the manuscripts. 443 00:49:26,123 --> 00:49:31,123 The ass she's got! 444 00:49:31,539 --> 00:49:35,163 Be good! 445 00:49:35,164 --> 00:49:37,080 I've got a better idea. 446 00:49:37,081 --> 00:49:41,330 Tequila rapido! 447 00:49:41,331 --> 00:49:44,705 Tequila rapido! 448 00:49:44,706 --> 00:49:47,830 You take a towel and a glass, 449 00:49:47,831 --> 00:49:52,831 and tequila and Schweppes. 450 00:49:59,873 --> 00:50:02,330 Wait! Say a prayer! 451 00:50:02,331 --> 00:50:07,331 They'll print it, Betty! 452 00:50:11,831 --> 00:50:13,788 Off it goes! 453 00:50:13,789 --> 00:50:18,789 So you write books! 454 00:50:22,873 --> 00:50:27,413 Do you make any bread doing that? 455 00:50:27,414 --> 00:50:32,288 Sometimes! 456 00:50:32,289 --> 00:50:37,038 You've got it made! A soft job behind a desk. 457 00:50:37,039 --> 00:50:42,039 You write, then go get the cash! 458 00:50:44,664 --> 00:50:49,664 And what is your... branch? 459 00:50:54,081 --> 00:50:59,081 Historical novels! 460 00:51:05,456 --> 00:51:07,997 Is that joint yours? 461 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:11,372 Yes... 462 00:51:11,373 --> 00:51:15,747 Pizza Stromboli! 463 00:51:15,748 --> 00:51:20,748 Eddy's Pizza Parlour! 464 00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:28,205 I forget what kind of books you write! 465 00:51:28,206 --> 00:51:33,206 Science fiction! 466 00:51:52,706 --> 00:51:54,372 Shit! 467 00:51:54,373 --> 00:51:56,163 What's wrong? 468 00:51:56,164 --> 00:51:58,663 Nothing but rubbish in the post. 469 00:51:58,664 --> 00:52:03,205 It's only been four days. Four days is nothing, OK? 470 00:52:03,206 --> 00:52:05,122 Let's have a cuddle. 471 00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:08,872 Yeah, let's have a cuddle. Where? Down here? 472 00:52:08,873 --> 00:52:11,288 - Upstairs. - Behind the bar. 473 00:52:11,289 --> 00:52:13,788 - Upstairs! - It's depressing up there. 474 00:52:13,789 --> 00:52:18,789 It's always the same each time. 475 00:52:49,373 --> 00:52:54,373 Do you at least trust me? 476 00:53:17,123 --> 00:53:22,123 Betty, come and see! 477 00:53:22,873 --> 00:53:27,873 What's going on? 478 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:34,706 We're sinking into debauchery! 479 00:53:35,664 --> 00:53:39,372 Fantastic! 480 00:53:39,373 --> 00:53:41,913 Don't mess up my stuff! 481 00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:46,914 He's moving in, OK? 482 00:53:49,789 --> 00:53:51,205 Don't touch! 483 00:53:51,206 --> 00:53:53,288 Do they make 'em for men too? 484 00:53:53,289 --> 00:53:56,705 Try one on! 485 00:53:56,706 --> 00:53:59,955 It's the only thing I feel good in. 486 00:53:59,956 --> 00:54:04,956 100% silk! There's a red one too! 487 00:54:05,039 --> 00:54:07,580 Feels sexy! 488 00:54:07,581 --> 00:54:12,581 Open the bottles! 489 00:54:35,956 --> 00:54:40,913 No mail on Sunday. 490 00:54:40,914 --> 00:54:45,413 Have some coffee... 491 00:54:45,414 --> 00:54:47,538 and a croissant. 492 00:54:47,539 --> 00:54:52,539 That's the way things go, huh? 493 00:54:55,456 --> 00:54:57,455 I've got a job for you two. 494 00:54:57,456 --> 00:54:58,830 Like what? 495 00:54:58,831 --> 00:55:03,831 "Like what"! A job! 496 00:55:07,123 --> 00:55:09,747 Where's my Milanese? 497 00:55:09,748 --> 00:55:14,748 Don't forget those aperitifs on the terrace. 498 00:55:15,706 --> 00:55:17,997 Did you get N3? 499 00:55:17,998 --> 00:55:20,163 This... is yours. 500 00:55:20,164 --> 00:55:22,413 Is it always like this? 501 00:55:22,414 --> 00:55:24,330 - And 9? - Where is 9? 502 00:55:24,331 --> 00:55:27,538 Between 8 and 10 usually. Good night! 503 00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:32,455 Those drinks! 504 00:55:32,456 --> 00:55:35,372 Doing OK, Betty? 505 00:55:35,373 --> 00:55:37,205 - Did you get 9? - Where is 9? 506 00:55:37,206 --> 00:55:39,205 The fat lady! 507 00:55:39,206 --> 00:55:43,372 May we order? Really! 508 00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:48,373 Where are the toilets? 509 00:55:49,289 --> 00:55:53,247 Give me a Neapolitan, no anchovies. 510 00:55:53,248 --> 00:55:56,705 No, hold on... I don't know what to choose. 511 00:55:56,706 --> 00:56:01,663 Have the most expensive one. It must be the best. 512 00:56:01,664 --> 00:56:03,955 A Margarita. I'll have a Margarita. 513 00:56:03,956 --> 00:56:06,538 Are there anchovies in the Margarita? 514 00:56:06,539 --> 00:56:09,622 - Sorry? - No! There are no anchovies! 515 00:56:09,623 --> 00:56:13,372 A Margarita with anchovies then. Can I have ham too? 516 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:14,997 There's ham in it. 517 00:56:14,998 --> 00:56:16,788 Where does it say that? 518 00:56:16,789 --> 00:56:18,913 It's not written in the stars. 519 00:56:18,914 --> 00:56:21,497 Honestly, it's really small print. 520 00:56:21,498 --> 00:56:26,288 Get yourself some acoustic spectacles! 521 00:56:26,289 --> 00:56:29,747 She's totally crazy! She almost tore my head off. 522 00:56:29,748 --> 00:56:34,748 Calm down. Have you considered my offer yet, Marie? 523 00:56:36,373 --> 00:56:40,663 Come on, smile! 524 00:56:40,664 --> 00:56:42,413 I've had it! 525 00:56:42,414 --> 00:56:45,955 That bitch at No 5! I'll hit her pretty soon! 526 00:56:45,956 --> 00:56:50,163 I'll handle her! 527 00:56:50,164 --> 00:56:52,122 Is there some problem? 528 00:56:52,123 --> 00:56:55,080 Is that girl an idiot or what? 529 00:56:55,081 --> 00:56:57,788 I said pizza with anchovies, not ham! 530 00:56:57,789 --> 00:57:00,830 Try some pimento sauce on it. 531 00:57:00,831 --> 00:57:05,831 No, now give me what I ordered! 532 00:57:06,623 --> 00:57:08,705 Mine is great! No problem! 533 00:57:08,706 --> 00:57:10,122 What do you need? 534 00:57:10,123 --> 00:57:12,247 Do you know nouvelle cuisine? 535 00:57:12,248 --> 00:57:13,913 That's just crap! 536 00:57:13,914 --> 00:57:17,497 Wait till you see my repe/ cuisine! Watch! 537 00:57:17,498 --> 00:57:22,205 You pick out the worst garbage you can find, 538 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:26,038 stinky junk, bits of sweaty sausage, 539 00:57:26,039 --> 00:57:29,247 a little tomato, nice, fresh Spaghetti, 540 00:57:29,248 --> 00:57:33,997 an old Cheese rind, lettuce that's good and rotten, 541 00:57:33,998 --> 00:57:36,705 one olive, 542 00:57:36,706 --> 00:57:39,330 and there you are! 543 00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:41,247 Now add a little sunshine! 544 00:57:41,248 --> 00:57:42,872 I forgot the best part! 545 00:57:42,873 --> 00:57:47,747 - Oh shit! - You said it! 546 00:57:47,748 --> 00:57:49,663 How's your pizza? 547 00:57:49,664 --> 00:57:51,205 Hot! 548 00:57:51,206 --> 00:57:52,872 It's you that's hot! 549 00:57:52,873 --> 00:57:55,497 You're turning me on! 550 00:57:55,498 --> 00:57:57,455 Look out for your blouse! 551 00:57:57,456 --> 00:58:02,456 Doesn't matter. 552 00:58:05,831 --> 00:58:09,663 - What's wrong? - I'm tired. 553 00:58:09,664 --> 00:58:14,664 I'm OK, just tired. 554 00:58:19,956 --> 00:58:24,956 Goodbye and thank you! 555 00:58:29,164 --> 00:58:34,164 A madhouse. 556 00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:40,955 What kind of books do you write? 557 00:58:40,956 --> 00:58:43,997 Detective novels. 558 00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:48,372 - Any answer yet? - Not yet. 559 00:58:48,373 --> 00:58:49,955 Shut up! 560 00:58:49,956 --> 00:58:53,247 You're insane! Call the manager! 561 00:58:53,248 --> 00:58:54,705 What's wrong? 562 00:58:54,706 --> 00:58:57,372 The service was rotten all evening! 563 00:58:57,373 --> 00:59:01,080 And now this little fool won't get my coat! 564 00:59:01,081 --> 00:59:02,913 Rn pay their bill! 565 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:07,663 Keep out of this! Go back to your dishes! 566 00:59:07,664 --> 00:59:09,413 You're crazy! 567 00:59:09,414 --> 00:59:13,247 Insane! You should have her locked up! 568 00:59:13,248 --> 00:59:18,248 Throw them out, Eddy! 569 00:59:35,123 --> 00:59:36,705 What's the matter? 570 00:59:36,706 --> 00:59:39,372 Nothing, she'll be OK. 571 00:59:39,373 --> 00:59:41,288 Shit, tell me what happened! 572 00:59:41,289 --> 00:59:43,372 Leave me alone with her. 573 00:59:43,373 --> 00:59:46,497 Put water on her face. 574 00:59:46,498 --> 00:59:48,038 I'll get some. 575 00:59:48,039 --> 00:59:53,039 Beat it, Eddy! Shit! 576 00:59:56,873 --> 01:00:01,873 I'm here now, sweetheart. 577 01:00:04,998 --> 01:00:09,998 It's over now. 578 01:00:57,539 --> 01:01:00,413 Is she sleeping? 579 01:01:00,414 --> 01:01:05,414 Of course she's sleeping. 580 01:01:09,748 --> 01:01:12,372 What was it? Is she sick? 581 01:01:12,373 --> 01:01:14,913 Look, don't you ever get mad? 582 01:01:14,914 --> 01:01:18,455 Mad, yes, but that Scared me! 583 01:01:18,456 --> 01:01:21,705 Now don't say it was nothing. 584 01:01:21,706 --> 01:01:24,205 She almost killed that woman! 585 01:01:24,206 --> 01:01:24,818 Bullshit! 586 01:01:30,289 --> 01:01:32,997 With your royalties... 587 01:01:32,998 --> 01:01:37,998 Shit, stop bugging me about "my books"! 588 01:01:38,498 --> 01:01:42,413 I've only written one in all my life! 589 01:01:42,414 --> 01:01:46,538 And I doubt I could write another one! "Royalties"! 590 01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:48,538 Ithought_. 591 01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:50,038 You thought what? 592 01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:51,747 She told you that? 593 01:01:51,748 --> 01:01:54,997 She found a manuscript and thinks I'm a genius. 594 01:01:54,998 --> 01:01:57,788 Keeps waiting for publishers to reply. 595 01:01:57,789 --> 01:02:02,789 That drives her nuts. 596 01:02:03,831 --> 01:02:06,038 She may be right. 597 01:02:06,039 --> 01:02:09,163 About what? 598 01:02:09,164 --> 01:02:12,122 That you're a genius. 599 01:02:12,123 --> 01:02:17,123 You bet! Read this, toots! 600 01:02:17,456 --> 01:02:19,872 "United Books." 601 01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:24,873 "Sorry no. Amusing, but your style is unbearable." 602 01:02:25,331 --> 01:02:30,331 "You deliberately wrote a non-book..." 603 01:02:30,873 --> 01:02:33,122 Who is this queer? 604 01:02:33,123 --> 01:02:38,123 Hide that quick! 605 01:02:38,289 --> 01:02:43,289 How are you today? 606 01:02:44,956 --> 01:02:46,663 What's wrong with him? 607 01:02:46,664 --> 01:02:48,830 Something he can't swallow. 608 01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:53,831 I see. Well, I feel great! 609 01:02:55,831 --> 01:02:57,830 Any mail yet? 610 01:02:57,831 --> 01:03:02,831 I didn't look. 611 01:03:17,248 --> 01:03:20,955 Betty was a wild horse that had cut her hamstrings 612 01:03:20,956 --> 01:03:24,372 jumping over a wall and was trying to get up. 613 01:03:24,373 --> 01:03:28,580 What she thought was a meadow was a g/oomy pen. 614 01:03:28,581 --> 01:03:33,581 She couldn't bear immobility. She was not made for that. 615 01:03:38,373 --> 01:03:43,373 "I've read everything, but nothing like what you had the poor taste to send us. 616 01:03:44,206 --> 01:03:47,747 "Your writing shows all the signs of AIDS. 617 01:03:47,748 --> 01:03:52,580 "I return this nauseating flower you call a novel. 618 01:03:52,581 --> 01:03:54,663 "Rely on me for publicity." 619 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:58,163 "Leave that thing where it belongs..." 620 01:03:58,164 --> 01:04:00,788 "in the quagmire of your brain." 621 01:04:00,789 --> 01:04:05,789 "Sincerely yours, Thomas Colas." 622 01:04:10,664 --> 01:04:13,288 That's just part of the game. 623 01:04:13,289 --> 01:04:15,955 We're bound to run into morons. 624 01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:20,956 It won't kill us. 625 01:04:21,414 --> 01:04:26,414 It's not important, my love. 626 01:04:27,289 --> 01:04:29,455 OK, it's not important. 627 01:04:29,456 --> 01:04:31,705 I'm going to a doctor. 628 01:04:31,706 --> 01:04:33,372 Anything wrong? 629 01:04:33,373 --> 01:04:38,373 No, just to see if my IUD is OK. Coming with me? 630 01:04:39,623 --> 01:04:42,288 I'll put some make-up on first. 631 01:04:42,289 --> 01:04:46,330 I love to look at old magazines, it's reassuring. 632 01:04:46,331 --> 01:04:49,788 I look silly, give me my jacket! 633 01:04:49,789 --> 01:04:52,122 But I look good in it! 634 01:04:52,123 --> 01:04:56,538 Is this it? There's no plaque! 635 01:04:56,539 --> 01:05:01,539 Stop it, he's not deaf! 636 01:05:05,456 --> 01:05:07,497 My wife has an appointment. 637 01:05:07,498 --> 01:05:09,247 Did you write this? 638 01:05:09,248 --> 01:05:12,497 You recognise this, don't you? 639 01:05:12,498 --> 01:05:15,705 Who signed this? 640 01:05:15,706 --> 01:05:18,538 Shitty asshole publisher! 641 01:05:18,539 --> 01:05:20,330 Yes, I'm mad as hell! 642 01:05:20,331 --> 01:05:22,830 I'll clean it all up. 643 01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:24,330 You shithead! 644 01:05:24,331 --> 01:05:26,538 Tell him what you think! 645 01:05:26,539 --> 01:05:31,163 I don't give a damn about his letter! 646 01:05:31,164 --> 01:05:33,997 In your writing as well as your speech, 647 01:05:33,998 --> 01:05:35,872 you show no notion of good taste! 648 01:05:35,873 --> 01:05:37,497 And you think you do! 649 01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:40,497 Get out! This is my home! 650 01:05:40,498 --> 01:05:42,038 Stop making a scene! 651 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:47,039 You're mad! 652 01:05:48,664 --> 01:05:51,205 She's insane! 653 01:05:51,206 --> 01:05:53,497 Quick, Betty. Hurry up. 654 01:05:53,498 --> 01:05:55,705 You're totally nuts! 655 01:05:55,706 --> 01:05:57,622 Why do you always give in? 656 01:05:57,623 --> 01:05:59,247 Forget assholes like him. 657 01:05:59,248 --> 01:06:02,038 - Jesus, nothing ever touches you. - That's not true. 658 01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:07,039 Well prove it then. 659 01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:10,330 Pharistopoli has the world's best olives. 660 01:06:10,331 --> 01:06:13,663 The best you'll find anwhere on the market. 661 01:06:13,664 --> 01:06:17,830 - No, thank you, I don't drink. - It's only cactus juice. 662 01:06:17,831 --> 01:06:20,747 Just for you then. My wife doesn't like my drinking. 663 01:06:20,748 --> 01:06:23,330 Where's that from? 664 01:06:23,331 --> 01:06:25,747 Black olives, wrinkled ones, are the best. 665 01:06:25,748 --> 01:06:29,455 There are two kinds: The big wrinkled one is a Syrian olive. 666 01:06:29,456 --> 01:06:30,955 Good for pizzas. 667 01:06:30,956 --> 01:06:34,538 No, for pizzas, you're better off with that one. 668 01:06:34,539 --> 01:06:38,330 It's stuffed with pepper so maybe it's not the best choice. 669 01:06:38,331 --> 01:06:40,872 The green one is pitted. That's interesting. 670 01:06:40,873 --> 01:06:43,372 Pitted ones don't interest me. That one does. 671 01:06:43,373 --> 01:06:46,205 That one's for you, Eddy. 672 01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:47,538 Try the Rose of Cairo. 673 01:06:47,539 --> 01:06:49,455 One more for Mr Pharistopholi. 674 01:06:49,456 --> 01:06:52,913 Pharistopoli, not pholi. Pharistopoli. 675 01:06:52,914 --> 01:06:57,914 Here you go. Bottoms up. 676 01:06:58,414 --> 01:07:00,163 Will you have another? 677 01:07:00,164 --> 01:07:01,205 It's not bad. 678 01:07:01,206 --> 01:07:02,247 I'll take... 679 01:07:02,248 --> 01:07:05,622 - How much? - Normally, they're 350 a kilo. 680 01:07:05,623 --> 01:07:09,455 - What? 350 a kilo? - Yes, it's a fair price. 681 01:07:09,456 --> 01:07:12,830 Take one, Zorg. Make him a tequila rapido. 682 01:07:12,831 --> 01:07:14,747 No, really, I don't drink. 683 01:07:14,748 --> 01:07:17,997 Excuse me. You have the six varieties here. 684 01:07:17,998 --> 01:07:21,538 Eight varieties in two halves, times two makes 16. 685 01:07:21,539 --> 01:07:23,038 Two times 8, 16. 686 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,747 Each of the 16 varieties for 350 a kilo. 687 01:07:25,748 --> 01:07:27,038 Honestly. 688 01:07:27,039 --> 01:07:30,455 I'll have that one. 689 01:07:30,456 --> 01:07:32,747 You spat on my nose. 690 01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:35,955 I'll try the Purple Rose now. 691 01:07:35,956 --> 01:07:38,747 The black one... The black one's the best. 692 01:07:38,748 --> 01:07:42,955 You haven't tried this one, the Tequila... No, that's not it. 693 01:07:42,956 --> 01:07:46,705 What am I talking about? I can't remember what it is. 694 01:07:46,706 --> 01:07:48,580 It's an olive. 695 01:07:48,581 --> 01:07:50,663 I know that, I'm an olive salesman. 696 01:07:50,664 --> 01:07:55,330 How about it, Zorg? Let's take... Let's take them all. 697 01:07:55,331 --> 01:07:58,330 - You can't have the case. - I'll pay for it. 698 01:07:58,331 --> 01:08:02,330 You put on a real show for that olive seller. 699 01:08:02,331 --> 01:08:06,955 Hey! Cut it out! It's brand new. Those things stain leather! 700 01:08:06,956 --> 01:08:08,580 Shit, cut it out! 701 01:08:08,581 --> 01:08:11,205 Great, right in the eye. Shit! 702 01:08:11,206 --> 01:08:12,997 Take it easy, Eddy. 703 01:08:12,998 --> 01:08:17,998 There you go, sir. Just look at my wheels... 704 01:08:19,456 --> 01:08:21,288 Quit messing around. 705 01:08:21,289 --> 01:08:26,289 What's wrong with her? 706 01:08:29,081 --> 01:08:31,872 I can explain everything. 707 01:08:31,873 --> 01:08:34,663 It's not really her fault. It's mine in fact. 708 01:08:34,664 --> 01:08:38,330 In away... 709 01:08:38,331 --> 01:08:41,997 Don't tire yourself. I've heard that tune 100 times. 710 01:08:41,998 --> 01:08:46,998 I noted down the charges and spoke to your friend. 711 01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:51,247 Quite a pretty girl, but a bit uptight. 712 01:08:51,248 --> 01:08:55,205 She's not always like that. How can I put this? 713 01:08:55,206 --> 01:08:59,997 She has fits, every month. It's hard for men to understand. 714 01:08:59,998 --> 01:09:02,622 Don't push it too far. 715 01:09:02,623 --> 01:09:07,623 No, of course not. 716 01:09:09,873 --> 01:09:12,122 So you write novels, do you? 717 01:09:12,123 --> 01:09:17,123 Yes, or rather I'm trying to get published. It's not easy. 718 01:09:21,206 --> 01:09:26,206 They're all fucking assholes in those publishing houses. 719 01:09:26,456 --> 01:09:30,663 I should know. 720 01:09:30,664 --> 01:09:35,664 Stay there. I want to show you something. 721 01:09:47,956 --> 01:09:52,956 What do you think this is? 722 01:09:55,831 --> 01:10:00,831 A manuscript. 723 01:10:06,123 --> 01:10:09,538 Exactly! 724 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:13,663 I'm getting to like you. 725 01:10:13,664 --> 01:10:18,622 You won't believe me but I've had 27 refusals on this. 726 01:10:18,623 --> 01:10:20,913 27? 727 01:10:20,914 --> 01:10:24,330 27. They're first-class assholes. 728 01:10:24,331 --> 01:10:27,705 27 refusals. That's quite a lot. 729 01:10:27,706 --> 01:10:32,288 When I think of all the years that I've put into that book. 730 01:10:32,289 --> 01:10:37,080 All the best cases, the toughest ones are in there. 731 01:10:37,081 --> 01:10:39,580 It's real dynamite. 732 01:10:39,581 --> 01:10:41,288 Believe me, it hurts. 733 01:10:41,289 --> 01:10:42,913 It hurts a lot. Trust me. 734 01:10:42,914 --> 01:10:45,247 I trust you. 735 01:10:45,248 --> 01:10:50,247 There are some dumb Cops whose shitty memoirs sell millions. 736 01:10:50,248 --> 01:10:53,163 So why are the publishers all against me? 737 01:10:53,164 --> 01:10:56,122 Don't even try to understand them. 738 01:10:56,123 --> 01:11:01,123 Publishers are all fucking assholes. 739 01:11:01,664 --> 01:11:03,913 Feel like a drink, old fellow? 740 01:11:03,914 --> 01:11:08,914 You bet I do. 741 01:11:14,414 --> 01:11:19,414 To future success! Don't let them get you down! 742 01:11:20,331 --> 01:11:24,788 When I think of those assholes ruining a year's work in five minutes. 743 01:11:24,789 --> 01:11:28,913 I can't say your friend's right, 744 01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:33,413 but there again she's not wrong. 745 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,997 A good Cop story full of sex! 746 01:11:35,998 --> 01:11:38,955 That's the best kind. 747 01:11:38,956 --> 01:11:42,622 When that asshole called, I thought: He'll pay for the rest. 748 01:11:42,623 --> 01:11:44,997 I was glad. I had a drink to celebrate. 749 01:11:44,998 --> 01:11:48,080 She only scratched him. He's making a mountain of a molehill. 750 01:11:48,081 --> 01:11:50,747 Eight stitches. I'd have demolished him. 751 01:11:50,748 --> 01:11:55,748 Do they think they rule the world? Fancy one for the road? 752 01:11:56,789 --> 01:11:59,622 Your book's sitting here nice and warm. 753 01:11:59,623 --> 01:12:01,622 Like a plane ready to take off. 754 01:12:01,623 --> 01:12:04,538 Believe you me, it'll be published. 755 01:12:04,539 --> 01:12:06,622 I don't think so. 756 01:12:06,623 --> 01:12:10,330 It will, I'm sure. 757 01:12:10,331 --> 01:12:14,705 What about Betty? Can we drop the whole thing? 758 01:12:14,706 --> 01:12:19,706 Goddammit! I could leave this shitty office. 759 01:12:21,539 --> 01:12:24,622 Can I go and get her? 760 01:12:24,623 --> 01:12:27,080 Shit, you just don't understand. 761 01:12:27,081 --> 01:12:30,663 Can't you see she did all this for guys like you and me? 762 01:12:30,664 --> 01:12:33,997 I know, but there are the fucking charges. 763 01:12:33,998 --> 01:12:37,622 Come on, you're a policeman. There must be some way out of it. 764 01:12:37,623 --> 01:12:41,997 It's not easy. There are records. 765 01:12:41,998 --> 01:12:44,705 OK, I get it. 766 01:12:44,706 --> 01:12:48,080 No, hold on. 767 01:12:48,081 --> 01:12:52,288 There may be a way. 768 01:12:52,289 --> 01:12:54,955 Go on then, confess. 769 01:12:54,956 --> 01:12:59,956 The guy would have to decide not to press charges. 770 01:13:00,498 --> 01:13:02,705 It's that simple. 771 01:13:02,706 --> 01:13:03,997 Who is it? 772 01:13:03,998 --> 01:13:08,998 It's for The Book Show. 773 01:13:12,998 --> 01:13:13,498 Right! 774 01:13:17,789 --> 01:13:22,788 Fancy a drink, sweetie-pie? You're a bit pale. 775 01:13:22,789 --> 01:13:26,122 Martini... 776 01:13:26,123 --> 01:13:28,913 Here. 777 01:13:28,914 --> 01:13:33,413 Nice place you've got here. 778 01:13:33,414 --> 01:13:37,080 I'm not mad about the book. It's not your fault. 779 01:13:37,081 --> 01:13:39,372 I didn't particularly write it for you. 780 01:13:39,373 --> 01:13:44,373 So we'll just leave it there. It's one big misunderstanding. 781 01:13:45,123 --> 01:13:48,372 That girl is the only good thing in my life. 782 01:13:48,373 --> 01:13:52,247 Apart from her, there's nothing. 783 01:13:52,248 --> 01:13:57,248 So you're not going to press charges. 784 01:14:03,539 --> 01:14:08,539 Remember just one thing: I've nothing to lose, nothing. 785 01:14:13,123 --> 01:14:15,372 Go on. 786 01:14:15,373 --> 01:14:20,372 You got the wrong number. It's the Speaking clock. 787 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:25,373 There. Drink up, kiddies. Drink up. 788 01:14:25,664 --> 01:14:30,664 Give me your glass. Drink up. 789 01:14:30,956 --> 01:14:35,956 - What's the toast to? - Friday! 790 01:14:38,414 --> 01:14:40,288 Life is fucking great! 791 01:14:40,289 --> 01:14:42,830 I don't know why but I feel great tonight. 792 01:14:42,831 --> 01:14:45,955 It's family. Honestly, it's family. 793 01:14:45,956 --> 01:14:49,080 You can laugh but it's a real gut feeling. 794 01:14:49,081 --> 01:14:52,205 Just looking at you here warms my heart. 795 01:14:52,206 --> 01:14:56,372 Look, my quiff's a mess, my heart's so warm. 796 01:14:56,373 --> 01:14:58,080 Big kisses to you all. 797 01:14:58,081 --> 01:15:03,081 Here's a kiss for you. 798 01:15:03,289 --> 01:15:05,288 And you too, sweetheart. 799 01:15:05,289 --> 01:15:10,289 Kiss your hero, he deserves it. 800 01:15:11,164 --> 01:15:14,205 Break! Break! 801 01:15:14,206 --> 01:15:19,206 I've an idea. 802 01:15:43,498 --> 01:15:45,997 Come here, I'm all alone! 803 01:15:45,998 --> 01:15:50,998 I'm coming, baby! 804 01:15:58,539 --> 01:16:03,539 It's dy... It's na... It's mite... It's dynamite! 805 01:16:16,373 --> 01:16:19,038 The sauce! 806 01:16:19,039 --> 01:16:22,038 I would've loved to be a rocker! 807 01:16:22,039 --> 01:16:24,830 Shit, he's a real rocker! 808 01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:29,831 Come and help me. 809 01:16:37,081 --> 01:16:42,081 I'm not making it with cheap wine but with champagne! 810 01:16:50,623 --> 01:16:55,623 Pizza Stromboli! 811 01:17:11,623 --> 01:17:15,830 What's wrong, Eddy? 812 01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:17,913 My mother's dead. 813 01:17:17,914 --> 01:17:22,914 My mother's dead! 814 01:17:22,998 --> 01:17:27,998 I feel awful! 815 01:17:30,581 --> 01:17:35,581 Is this your only black tie? 816 01:17:36,123 --> 01:17:41,123 I have to be there. 817 01:17:43,498 --> 01:17:47,330 For the funeral. 818 01:17:47,331 --> 01:17:52,331 You should get a little rest now, darling. 819 01:17:54,873 --> 01:17:56,955 I have to dress. 820 01:17:56,956 --> 01:18:01,956 Give me my jacket. 821 01:18:02,581 --> 01:18:07,581 No, sleep, and I'll call you a cab later. 822 01:18:08,414 --> 01:18:11,413 560 miles. If I leave now, I'll make it. 823 01:18:11,414 --> 01:18:15,330 You're nuts, you'll never make it in one piece! 824 01:18:15,331 --> 01:18:17,497 We won't let you go alone. 825 01:18:17,498 --> 01:18:22,498 You don't realise! My mother's dead! 826 01:18:23,748 --> 01:18:24,360 Help him. 827 01:18:42,289 --> 01:18:43,955 It's not funny. 828 01:18:43,956 --> 01:18:48,956 Cut it out, it's not funny! 829 01:19:13,456 --> 01:19:17,205 Hold on, it's just there. 830 01:19:17,206 --> 01:19:19,663 There it is. See the shop over there? 831 01:19:19,664 --> 01:19:24,455 There. Drive across the square. 832 01:19:24,456 --> 01:19:29,330 Drive, goddammit! 833 01:19:29,331 --> 01:19:34,331 There! Just there! 834 01:19:38,248 --> 01:19:42,538 - Are you... - So, she sold pianos. 835 01:19:42,539 --> 01:19:44,413 Did she sell a lot? 836 01:19:44,414 --> 01:19:46,413 That's not nice. 837 01:19:46,414 --> 01:19:51,414 Well, are we going in? 838 01:20:22,331 --> 01:20:27,331 It's all right. 839 01:22:47,289 --> 01:22:50,538 What's all that noise? It's not Christian! 840 01:22:50,539 --> 01:22:52,455 It's OK. Forget it. 841 01:22:52,456 --> 01:22:54,788 Your poor mother's upstairs! 842 01:22:54,789 --> 01:22:58,538 It's Christian enough. They're my friends. 843 01:22:58,539 --> 01:23:01,247 I didn't know you could play. 844 01:23:01,248 --> 01:23:06,248 I can't. Just two or three things. 845 01:23:06,789 --> 01:23:10,705 You're a funny girl. 846 01:23:10,706 --> 01:23:14,830 I waited ages for a meaning in life. 847 01:23:14,831 --> 01:23:18,122 You're the best thing that ever happened to me. 848 01:23:18,123 --> 01:23:23,122 You're only saying that because you're tired. 849 01:23:23,123 --> 01:23:26,872 If I'd written that book, I'd have a meaning in life. 850 01:23:26,873 --> 01:23:29,705 It's only bringing us trouble. 851 01:23:29,706 --> 01:23:34,706 It's not because you wrote it. You are a writer! 852 01:23:35,748 --> 01:23:39,497 Then why can't I write any more now? 853 01:23:39,498 --> 01:23:43,413 Because you're a prize dumbbell. 854 01:23:43,414 --> 01:23:47,372 Thank you. 855 01:23:47,373 --> 01:23:49,580 You look tired. 856 01:23:49,581 --> 01:23:50,081 I'm OK. 857 01:24:03,289 --> 01:24:08,163 Did you see all those stars? 858 01:24:08,164 --> 01:24:09,788 What's wrong? 859 01:24:09,789 --> 01:24:11,705 Nothing, I'm fine. 860 01:24:11,706 --> 01:24:16,038 You're feverish. 861 01:24:16,039 --> 01:24:17,705 Where are you? Stay. 862 01:24:17,706 --> 01:24:19,455 I'm here. What's wrong? 863 01:24:19,456 --> 01:24:22,372 I won't leave you. Do you want a Cigarette? 864 01:24:22,373 --> 01:24:27,373 No, everything's fine, just fine. 865 01:24:33,664 --> 01:24:35,913 Have you seen all those stars out there? 866 01:24:35,914 --> 01:24:40,914 It's because it's a clear night. 867 01:25:14,414 --> 01:25:16,497 Pass me the Nuoc Mam. 868 01:25:16,498 --> 01:25:17,705 The what? 869 01:25:17,706 --> 01:25:22,706 The sauce, Nuoc Mam. N.U.O.C.M.A.M. 870 01:25:22,789 --> 01:25:25,955 None left. 871 01:25:25,956 --> 01:25:30,956 At least it was a nice day. 872 01:25:39,164 --> 01:25:44,164 Sometimes I wish I were a dog. 873 01:25:57,331 --> 01:26:02,331 A life isn't much. 874 01:26:02,706 --> 01:26:07,706 Just four photos. 875 01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:27,288 Like it here? 876 01:26:27,289 --> 01:26:31,038 It's different! 877 01:26:31,039 --> 01:26:36,039 I want to make you and Betty an offer. 878 01:26:38,581 --> 01:26:41,372 Stay here and run the piano store. 879 01:26:41,373 --> 01:26:46,038 See? I'm psychic! 880 01:26:46,039 --> 01:26:48,705 Shall I go ask Betty? 881 01:26:48,706 --> 01:26:52,455 Tell me, do you like the idea? 882 01:26:52,456 --> 01:26:53,068 Yes I do. 883 01:27:04,248 --> 01:27:09,248 Fantastic! 884 01:27:11,289 --> 01:27:15,955 Just one thing... 885 01:27:15,956 --> 01:27:18,497 Take her flowers now and then. 886 01:27:18,498 --> 01:27:23,498 - Who? - My mother. 887 01:27:25,081 --> 01:27:30,081 He sure gave us a nice present! 888 01:27:30,664 --> 01:27:34,955 No, I just can't do it! 889 01:27:34,956 --> 01:27:36,830 Sleep in a dead woman's bed! 890 01:27:36,831 --> 01:27:39,955 I know it's no fun, but just don't think about it. 891 01:27:39,956 --> 01:27:42,455 No, I refuse! 892 01:27:42,456 --> 01:27:45,538 Shit! 893 01:27:45,539 --> 01:27:50,539 I don't believe it. 894 01:27:52,664 --> 01:27:55,080 Do you know how late it is? 895 01:27:55,081 --> 01:27:59,788 We'll just use this foldaway. 896 01:27:59,789 --> 01:28:04,789 Let me, it's a man's job! 897 01:28:11,289 --> 01:28:12,913 Stupid thing! 898 01:28:12,914 --> 01:28:15,413 You said it was a man's job! 899 01:28:15,414 --> 01:28:20,414 What is this? 900 01:28:20,998 --> 01:28:25,998 Can't you do it, man? 901 01:28:28,998 --> 01:28:31,788 Shitty thing! 902 01:28:31,789 --> 01:28:35,663 Calm down. Use the pedal! 903 01:28:35,664 --> 01:28:37,913 The pedal is stuck, Betty! 904 01:28:37,914 --> 01:28:40,872 I'll go get the tools then! 905 01:28:40,873 --> 01:28:45,873 Hell, not at this time of night! 906 01:28:54,164 --> 01:28:59,164 I didn't do it on purpose! 907 01:28:59,206 --> 01:29:03,830 Let's stop, it'll only get worse. 908 01:29:03,831 --> 01:29:05,788 It's Safer. 909 01:29:05,789 --> 01:29:09,497 "Sleep Away the Foldaway Way!" 910 01:29:09,498 --> 01:29:11,997 What are you up to? 911 01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:16,998 It gives off bad vibes. You don't feel them of course! 912 01:29:23,289 --> 01:29:28,289 The bad vibes are gone now! 913 01:29:34,081 --> 01:29:36,122 I liked that place. 914 01:29:36,123 --> 01:29:39,372 Sunny weather, sunny people. 915 01:29:39,373 --> 01:29:44,373 As if they'd all had their motors tuned. 916 01:30:12,748 --> 01:30:15,163 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 917 01:30:15,164 --> 01:30:19,205 Is that your mattress near the dustbin? 918 01:30:19,206 --> 01:30:21,580 Yes. What's wrong? 919 01:30:21,581 --> 01:30:24,413 Well, we don't handle stuff like that. 920 01:30:24,414 --> 01:30:27,247 We want nothing to do with it. 921 01:30:27,248 --> 01:30:31,913 What can I do? Cut it up and eat a piece every morning? 922 01:30:31,914 --> 01:30:33,247 I don't know. 923 01:30:33,248 --> 01:30:37,413 - Is it your mattress? - Yes, it is, in a way... 924 01:30:37,414 --> 01:30:42,414 Is he pissing you off? 925 01:30:44,081 --> 01:30:45,497 Well, is he? 926 01:30:45,498 --> 01:30:48,038 Is the fucking mattress his? 927 01:30:48,039 --> 01:30:49,788 For pity's sake, Bobby... 928 01:30:49,789 --> 01:30:51,705 Bastard! 929 01:30:51,706 --> 01:30:54,080 Don't get carried away. 930 01:30:54,081 --> 01:30:56,872 Filth! Filth! 931 01:30:56,873 --> 01:30:58,955 Bastard! 932 01:30:58,956 --> 01:30:59,500 Bastard! 933 01:31:11,248 --> 01:31:16,248 One day he threw one like that in the back of the truck. 934 01:31:16,831 --> 01:31:19,288 It took his hand off. 935 01:31:19,289 --> 01:31:24,289 Now, he can't stand mattresses. 936 01:31:34,539 --> 01:31:38,538 All right, Bobby. It's time we were going. 937 01:31:38,539 --> 01:31:42,705 Will he be OK? 938 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:45,080 Have you got a smoke? 939 01:31:45,081 --> 01:31:49,997 A smoke? Sure. 940 01:31:49,998 --> 01:31:53,622 - They're homos' cigarettes. - Sure. 941 01:31:53,623 --> 01:31:58,623 See you round. 942 01:32:52,539 --> 01:32:54,663 Shit, you've been working hard. 943 01:32:54,664 --> 01:32:57,205 I've cleaned the whole house. 944 01:32:57,206 --> 01:33:01,580 The old woman died a second time. What were you up to? 945 01:33:01,581 --> 01:33:06,080 Looking around town. 946 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:09,163 It's a pretty big place. I guess we'll need a car. 947 01:33:09,164 --> 01:33:11,163 Sure, we'll need money too. 948 01:33:11,164 --> 01:33:13,538 - Present for you. - Buttered? 949 01:33:13,539 --> 01:33:17,622 Of course. And that costs money too. 950 01:33:17,623 --> 01:33:19,788 Breakfast time. The bar's open. 951 01:33:19,789 --> 01:33:24,622 The dairyman next door is an albino... and a redhead. 952 01:33:24,623 --> 01:33:26,580 Yeah? 953 01:33:26,581 --> 01:33:31,581 A redhead albino in a white coat, with a bottle of milk in each hand. 954 01:33:31,789 --> 01:33:33,372 Can you imagine that? 955 01:33:33,373 --> 01:33:36,663 It would give me the Creeps. 956 01:33:36,664 --> 01:33:40,455 It would give you the Creeps. That's exactly how I felt. 957 01:33:40,456 --> 01:33:43,913 Pass the Sugar. 958 01:33:43,914 --> 01:33:48,497 Albino... weirdo. 959 01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:53,498 We should do some work around here. It's not exactly modern. 960 01:33:54,248 --> 01:33:56,663 Jesus, some people have got a nerve. 961 01:33:56,664 --> 01:33:57,872 Come and see. 962 01:33:57,873 --> 01:34:00,830 Get a move on. 963 01:34:00,831 --> 01:34:02,247 Look at that! 964 01:34:02,248 --> 01:34:04,747 - What's wrong? - The car on the Sidewalk. 965 01:34:04,748 --> 01:34:06,663 He's got a nerve. 966 01:34:06,664 --> 01:34:09,622 You mean he's a fucking bastard. I'll show him... 967 01:34:09,623 --> 01:34:11,413 What a nerve. A yellow one too. 968 01:34:11,414 --> 01:34:13,372 It's a real beauty. 969 01:34:13,373 --> 01:34:16,455 Look at the finish on it. 970 01:34:16,456 --> 01:34:19,788 I bet the dumb jerk left the keys. 971 01:34:19,789 --> 01:34:21,163 Have you gone mad? 972 01:34:21,164 --> 01:34:22,788 Let's go for a drive. 973 01:34:22,789 --> 01:34:24,080 No, you're crazy. 974 01:34:24,081 --> 01:34:25,830 Come down, Betty. 975 01:34:25,831 --> 01:34:30,831 Come on... 976 01:34:32,331 --> 01:34:34,122 What are you doing? 977 01:34:34,123 --> 01:34:35,663 Come on, get in. 978 01:34:35,664 --> 01:34:40,664 You're nuts. 979 01:34:44,206 --> 01:34:45,455 Look at this: 980 01:34:45,456 --> 01:34:48,913 Leather seats, mahogany dashboard, transistor radio... 981 01:34:48,914 --> 01:34:50,330 Hear that hum? 982 01:34:50,331 --> 01:34:52,205 Sure. Look, you're totally nuts. 983 01:34:52,206 --> 01:34:55,830 Don't worry. He has to be a homo to have a car like this. 984 01:34:55,831 --> 01:34:58,288 He may be a homo but you're off the wall. 985 01:34:58,289 --> 01:35:02,580 Calm down. 986 01:35:02,581 --> 01:35:05,122 Stop here. 987 01:35:05,123 --> 01:35:07,913 Right here. 988 01:35:07,914 --> 01:35:09,205 Hold on. 989 01:35:09,206 --> 01:35:10,622 Here. Now. 990 01:35:10,623 --> 01:35:13,205 We've run out of road in any case. 991 01:35:13,206 --> 01:35:18,206 Drive up there. 992 01:35:19,498 --> 01:35:21,830 We're up here for the view, are we? 993 01:35:21,831 --> 01:35:25,538 It's great. 994 01:35:25,539 --> 01:35:27,538 You're crazy. What's got into you? 995 01:35:27,539 --> 01:35:32,539 In a car like this, you might have turned homo. 996 01:35:41,623 --> 01:35:45,913 Guys freak out over a full tank of gas. 997 01:35:45,914 --> 01:35:50,914 Big cars are the last flash of our civilisation. 998 01:35:55,956 --> 01:35:59,038 I thought we were broke. 999 01:35:59,039 --> 01:36:00,747 We are now. 1000 01:36:00,748 --> 01:36:03,663 I lay this gift at your feet! 1001 01:36:03,664 --> 01:36:08,205 You're crazy! 1002 01:36:08,206 --> 01:36:09,622 Are you two OK? 1003 01:36:09,623 --> 01:36:13,330 We're fine. We've been Cleaning and shifting furniture. 1004 01:36:13,331 --> 01:36:18,331 That's great. 1005 01:36:21,998 --> 01:36:24,872 These naked floorboards are a bit gloomy. 1006 01:36:24,873 --> 01:36:26,497 How about blue? 1007 01:36:26,498 --> 01:36:27,788 Why? 1008 01:36:27,789 --> 01:36:30,288 I think blue's a nice, calm colour. 1009 01:36:30,289 --> 01:36:32,872 All right, paint them blue. 1010 01:36:32,873 --> 01:36:35,747 I've bored you long enough now. 1011 01:36:35,748 --> 01:36:37,663 You're not boring me. 1012 01:36:37,664 --> 01:36:42,664 Wait, Betty wants... 1013 01:36:42,914 --> 01:36:45,747 Oh yes, I almost forgot... 1014 01:36:45,748 --> 01:36:49,788 Betty wants to knock out two walls. 1015 01:36:49,789 --> 01:36:52,288 Eddy? Can you hear me? 1016 01:36:52,289 --> 01:36:55,663 It's nothing, just two thin little walls. 1017 01:36:55,664 --> 01:36:59,830 What do you mean "nothing"? You're both nutty. 1018 01:36:59,831 --> 01:37:03,747 Wait, imagine that wall 1019 01:37:03,748 --> 01:37:08,538 as a barrier between us and a sunny meadow. 1020 01:37:08,539 --> 01:37:13,539 Isn't it an insult to let a silly little barrier bug us? 1021 01:37:14,123 --> 01:37:16,538 OK, but go easy now. 1022 01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:19,872 Don't worry, we're not crazy. 1023 01:37:19,873 --> 01:37:24,873 All right, bye! 1024 01:37:46,581 --> 01:37:51,581 Do I look like Stallone in Rocky IV, baby? 1025 01:37:53,498 --> 01:37:57,205 No, like you writing your book. 1026 01:37:57,206 --> 01:38:02,206 I don't see what demolition has to do with writing. 1027 01:38:04,164 --> 01:38:09,164 I'm not surprised. 1028 01:38:36,789 --> 01:38:41,789 Want to go shopping with me? 1029 01:38:45,289 --> 01:38:49,455 Do you want to? 1030 01:38:49,456 --> 01:38:54,456 I'll go alone then! 1031 01:39:06,831 --> 01:39:09,038 What's up? 1032 01:39:09,039 --> 01:39:12,330 I'm warming my ass. 1033 01:39:12,331 --> 01:39:14,705 I've bought you some popcorn. 1034 01:39:14,706 --> 01:39:19,706 Give me the keys. I'll drive. 1035 01:39:23,123 --> 01:39:24,622 Fucking gear-box! 1036 01:39:24,623 --> 01:39:29,623 Sure, blame the gear-box. 1037 01:39:34,998 --> 01:39:39,998 Try a bit harder, we'll set a new accident record. 1038 01:39:43,581 --> 01:39:48,581 I won't get in that goddamn crate again. 1039 01:41:10,414 --> 01:41:15,414 You're acting like shit today! 1040 01:41:20,831 --> 01:41:24,788 You're out of your mind! 1041 01:41:24,789 --> 01:41:27,330 Calm down! 1042 01:41:27,331 --> 01:41:27,831 Stop! 1043 01:41:49,206 --> 01:41:53,705 Shit, Betty! 1044 01:41:53,706 --> 01:41:58,706 Betty, stop! 1045 01:42:00,998 --> 01:42:05,998 Betty, stop! 1046 01:42:12,956 --> 01:42:17,956 Betty, stop! Betty! 1047 01:42:19,331 --> 01:42:24,331 Betty, stop! 1048 01:42:25,164 --> 01:42:30,164 It's finished, Betty. 1049 01:43:04,914 --> 01:43:06,497 What's going on here? 1050 01:43:06,498 --> 01:43:07,872 Nothing. 1051 01:43:07,873 --> 01:43:10,997 She didn't feel well, so I slapped her. 1052 01:43:10,998 --> 01:43:14,872 I was afraid she'd have a fit. 1053 01:43:14,873 --> 01:43:16,830 I know that's hard to believe. 1054 01:43:16,831 --> 01:43:19,038 Why is that hard to believe? 1055 01:43:19,039 --> 01:43:21,872 We'd just been jogging. 1056 01:43:21,873 --> 01:43:23,747 Does jogging hem? 1057 01:43:23,748 --> 01:43:28,580 And how is the little lady now? 1058 01:43:28,581 --> 01:43:31,955 I told you not to point that at me! 1059 01:43:31,956 --> 01:43:34,622 I'm aiming at him, not you! 1060 01:43:34,623 --> 01:43:36,080 Put it down! 1061 01:43:36,081 --> 01:43:40,372 Look at his shoes! 1062 01:43:40,373 --> 01:43:44,205 We saw a guy with green hair one day too. 1063 01:43:44,206 --> 01:43:47,372 The world's like that. Don't go by details. 1064 01:43:47,373 --> 01:43:51,455 It's only an accident! 1065 01:43:51,456 --> 01:43:54,163 If we goof some day, it'll be your fault! 1066 01:43:54,164 --> 01:43:58,122 Did you search him? No! You just like to carry a pistol! 1067 01:43:58,123 --> 01:44:00,622 Don't get mad! Look at them! 1068 01:44:00,623 --> 01:44:02,997 I'd clobber him in a sec! 1069 01:44:02,998 --> 01:44:05,913 I've had 40 years' experience! 1070 01:44:05,914 --> 01:44:10,914 Then work it out alone, count me out! 1071 01:44:15,373 --> 01:44:19,247 Always blowing your top! 1072 01:44:19,248 --> 01:44:20,955 Open up! 1073 01:44:20,956 --> 01:44:24,413 Cut it out! I'll give you two seconds! 1074 01:44:24,414 --> 01:44:28,663 OK, I'll stop! 1075 01:44:28,664 --> 01:44:30,997 Next time, you've had it! 1076 01:44:30,998 --> 01:44:35,998 Our recruits get good training, 1077 01:44:36,248 --> 01:44:38,538 but it wrecks their nerves. 1078 01:44:38,539 --> 01:44:40,372 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 1079 01:44:40,373 --> 01:44:45,205 Are you just passing through? 1080 01:44:45,206 --> 01:44:50,206 No, we run the piano store. 1081 01:44:50,289 --> 01:44:52,497 Friends of Eddy's? 1082 01:44:52,498 --> 01:44:56,913 You should've said so! We'll drive you back. 1083 01:44:56,914 --> 01:45:01,914 Come on, Betty. 1084 01:45:44,623 --> 01:45:48,747 What are you doing? Selling a piano today? 1085 01:45:48,748 --> 01:45:53,748 Sure, laugh all you like. 1086 01:45:54,498 --> 01:45:56,413 Oh, fuck! 1087 01:45:56,414 --> 01:45:56,914 Sorry. 1088 01:46:01,539 --> 01:46:06,539 Just you wait. 1089 01:46:11,956 --> 01:46:14,038 Bob, got a minute? 1090 01:46:14,039 --> 01:46:15,497 Sure. 1091 01:46:15,498 --> 01:46:20,498 That stuff you use to write on the window... Can I have some? 1092 01:46:23,998 --> 01:46:28,998 - Whitening. - Yeah, whitening. 1093 01:46:40,956 --> 01:46:45,330 Well, what do you think? Not bad, huh? 1094 01:46:45,331 --> 01:46:49,122 Pianos at cost price, once in a lifetime sale. 1095 01:46:49,123 --> 01:46:53,080 Rule number one in business: Get yourself noticed. 1096 01:46:53,081 --> 01:46:57,163 Rule number two: Have a great Catch-line. 1097 01:46:57,164 --> 01:47:01,247 Once in a lifetime sale! 1098 01:47:01,248 --> 01:47:06,248 Right, I'll go and wash, then get lunch ready. 1099 01:47:18,206 --> 01:47:23,206 It already looks better, huh? 1100 01:47:25,748 --> 01:47:28,788 Oh no, another two pounds! 1101 01:47:28,789 --> 01:47:33,789 Breathe in. A closed piano is a dead piano. 1102 01:47:35,081 --> 01:47:40,081 I sell live pianos, guys. Live ones! 1103 01:47:40,164 --> 01:47:44,955 Look at all your little teeth Sparkling away. 1104 01:47:44,956 --> 01:47:48,163 You have to come alive, today of all days. 1105 01:47:48,164 --> 01:47:49,705 Do it, for my sake. 1106 01:47:49,706 --> 01:47:52,663 I'm sure you'll make a great team. 1107 01:47:52,664 --> 01:47:55,330 It's ready! Are you coming up? 1108 01:47:55,331 --> 01:47:57,247 Yeah, I'm coming. 1109 01:47:57,248 --> 01:48:02,248 I'm counting on you. 1110 01:48:02,414 --> 01:48:06,622 And let's not let her distract us today, OK? 1111 01:48:06,623 --> 01:48:11,623 See you later. 1112 01:48:12,331 --> 01:48:17,331 You know, sweetheart, we could eat in the kitchen. 1113 01:48:21,998 --> 01:48:26,998 Diet today. 1114 01:48:28,081 --> 01:48:30,455 You're right, it has more flavour. 1115 01:48:30,456 --> 01:48:31,955 Coffee? 1116 01:48:31,956 --> 01:48:34,372 No, I mustn't overdo it. 1117 01:48:34,373 --> 01:48:37,830 I'm on top of the world. We're going to sell out of pianos. 1118 01:48:37,831 --> 01:48:40,372 You seem pretty sure of that. 1119 01:48:40,373 --> 01:48:44,038 I can't explain why. 1120 01:48:44,039 --> 01:48:49,039 I don't want to be negative but it's a nice day for a walk. 1121 01:48:50,206 --> 01:48:53,122 We've money for the rest of the month. 1122 01:48:53,123 --> 01:48:56,122 It's not the money. I want to check on a theory. 1123 01:48:56,123 --> 01:48:58,913 So I'll spend the afternoon at the cash desk. 1124 01:48:58,914 --> 01:49:00,913 Fine, I'll go out alone. 1125 01:49:00,914 --> 01:49:05,914 Sure, honey, don't fret. The sun's shining just for you. 1126 01:49:18,331 --> 01:49:21,955 Shit, the time you waste doing nothing with your life... 1127 01:49:21,956 --> 01:49:26,497 They could make a Circus act out of this. 1128 01:49:26,498 --> 01:49:30,372 A piano-seller who doesn't sell pianos. 1129 01:49:30,373 --> 01:49:32,997 The world is fed on anguish and absurdity. 1130 01:49:32,998 --> 01:49:36,205 Sweetheart, are you taking to yourself? 1131 01:49:36,206 --> 01:49:39,247 Just rambling. 1132 01:49:39,248 --> 01:49:40,913 I'm off out. Coming? 1133 01:49:40,914 --> 01:49:42,580 No, I can't leave the pianos. 1134 01:49:42,581 --> 01:49:47,122 Can you look after the shop while I run for some cigarettes? 1135 01:49:47,123 --> 01:49:48,872 Sure, I'll keep an eye on things. 1136 01:49:48,873 --> 01:49:53,873 You're an angel. 1137 01:50:01,831 --> 01:50:03,580 How's business? 1138 01:50:03,581 --> 01:50:07,413 Business is rotten. There's a recession on. 1139 01:50:07,414 --> 01:50:10,913 That's true but there's nothing new about that. 1140 01:50:10,914 --> 01:50:13,830 Give me a couple of those. 1141 01:50:13,831 --> 01:50:18,038 I don't believe it. I only went out for ten minutes! 1142 01:50:18,039 --> 01:50:21,455 Enough for a gifted salesgirl. Remember the guy in the beret? 1143 01:50:21,456 --> 01:50:25,830 The guy in the beret... Jesus! You can't trust anyone nowadays. 1144 01:50:25,831 --> 01:50:27,997 I wasn't the one who sold it. 1145 01:50:27,998 --> 01:50:30,705 You were. It was sold thanks to you. 1146 01:50:30,706 --> 01:50:34,080 Sure, but it's not the same. 1147 01:50:34,081 --> 01:50:37,705 We have to celebrate this. Anything you really want to do? 1148 01:50:37,706 --> 01:50:39,663 Have a Chinese dinner. 1149 01:50:39,664 --> 01:50:44,664 OK, fine, we'll go for a Chinese dinner. 1150 01:50:47,914 --> 01:50:50,247 I'll tan your hide, dammit! 1151 01:50:50,248 --> 01:50:52,705 - Hi, Bob! - I'm really fed up! 1152 01:50:52,706 --> 01:50:56,455 - What's going on? - He locked himself in the bathroom. 1153 01:50:56,456 --> 01:50:59,622 And that window is so high! 1154 01:50:59,623 --> 01:51:04,622 Why do we ever have children? 1155 01:51:04,623 --> 01:51:06,080 What's wrong? 1156 01:51:06,081 --> 01:51:07,997 I'm dizzy, I can't do it! 1157 01:51:07,998 --> 01:51:10,247 Let me do it! Come down. 1158 01:51:10,248 --> 01:51:15,248 Be careful! 1159 01:51:21,164 --> 01:51:23,830 Bob! Hurry, come on! 1160 01:51:23,831 --> 01:51:28,831 Come on, yourself! Makes me dizzy! 1161 01:51:31,456 --> 01:51:33,497 Archie! Why do you do this? 1162 01:51:33,498 --> 01:51:38,498 Your dad's going to wallop you! 1163 01:51:39,498 --> 01:51:44,498 He's OK, Bob. 1164 01:51:45,414 --> 01:51:47,705 I'll leave you here till you dry! 1165 01:51:47,706 --> 01:51:49,288 That's for Pearl Harbour! 1166 01:51:49,289 --> 01:51:51,747 Yesterday, he shut himself in the fridge. 1167 01:51:51,748 --> 01:51:53,955 Fancied himself an arctic explorer! 1168 01:51:53,956 --> 01:51:55,413 You little moron! 1169 01:51:55,414 --> 01:51:58,205 Let me offer you a drink. 1170 01:51:58,206 --> 01:52:01,080 I insist! You did me a favour! 1171 01:52:01,081 --> 01:52:05,330 Darling, what did he do to you? 1172 01:52:05,331 --> 01:52:09,163 Ever hear about the three Supermarket witches? 1173 01:52:09,164 --> 01:52:11,372 A great story! I'll tell you. 1174 01:52:11,373 --> 01:52:11,985 Sit down! 1175 01:52:29,164 --> 01:52:33,372 Real hungry. 1176 01:52:33,373 --> 01:52:38,373 They're so hard they almost hurt. 1177 01:52:38,914 --> 01:52:40,997 Touch and you'll see. 1178 01:52:40,998 --> 01:52:45,998 Go on, touch. 1179 01:52:51,539 --> 01:52:52,622 Feel that? 1180 01:52:52,623 --> 01:52:54,080 Awfully hard. 1181 01:52:54,081 --> 01:52:55,663 They hurt. 1182 01:52:55,664 --> 01:53:00,664 You've got goldfish! 1183 01:53:04,456 --> 01:53:09,456 Real goldfish! 1184 01:53:14,498 --> 01:53:17,622 How about some Pineau, Zorg? 1185 01:53:17,623 --> 01:53:21,538 Got anything to munch with it? 1186 01:53:21,539 --> 01:53:26,539 Help yourself in the shop! 1187 01:53:31,831 --> 01:53:36,788 Bananas, coconuts, apricots. No, that's all sweet. 1188 01:53:36,789 --> 01:53:41,122 I want almonds or peanuts. 1189 01:53:41,123 --> 01:53:46,123 Eat my pussy! Eat it! 1190 01:53:48,414 --> 01:53:48,914 Hurry! 1191 01:53:58,081 --> 01:54:03,081 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1192 01:54:04,581 --> 01:54:06,163 I don't turn you on! 1193 01:54:06,164 --> 01:54:08,080 It's not that. 1194 01:54:08,081 --> 01:54:13,081 Sometimes I resist my desires in order to feel I'm free. 1195 01:54:16,039 --> 01:54:18,122 I'm fed up! 1196 01:54:18,123 --> 01:54:23,123 Forget it. Let's go have a drink. 1197 01:54:23,539 --> 01:54:27,288 Bob hasn't touched me for a month! 1198 01:54:27,289 --> 01:54:29,413 Not since I left the Clinic. 1199 01:54:29,414 --> 01:54:32,872 Is it normal to have to wait so long? 1200 01:54:32,873 --> 01:54:37,873 It'll all work out. I'm sure it will! 1201 01:54:38,789 --> 01:54:43,789 Sometimes when we're in bed, he'll... 1202 01:54:44,039 --> 01:54:49,039 slip it in from behind... 1203 01:54:50,706 --> 01:54:54,122 without caring if I'm asleep or... 1204 01:54:54,123 --> 01:54:59,123 Let's have those drinks. 1205 01:55:07,623 --> 01:55:11,247 The goldfish love that tune! 1206 01:55:11,248 --> 01:55:16,248 That Pineau of theirs is something else. 1207 01:55:17,873 --> 01:55:20,205 It's fucking great! 1208 01:55:20,206 --> 01:55:24,413 The day we open, we manage to sell a piano. 1209 01:55:24,414 --> 01:55:26,705 Some sell pianos, others Pineau. 1210 01:55:26,706 --> 01:55:28,622 Isn't it great though? 1211 01:55:28,623 --> 01:55:30,288 You're exaggerating. 1212 01:55:30,289 --> 01:55:34,205 No I'm not! Don't you think it's great to sell one? 1213 01:55:34,206 --> 01:55:37,497 Sure, but you talk about it as if something had happened to us. 1214 01:55:37,498 --> 01:55:42,498 It has, we sold a piano. 1215 01:55:50,998 --> 01:55:55,998 Mind my apple. 1216 01:56:08,956 --> 01:56:13,956 It's going to be a hot night. 1217 01:56:21,914 --> 01:56:23,747 The asshole. 1218 01:56:23,748 --> 01:56:27,122 I'll be 50 before I see my name in print. 1219 01:56:27,123 --> 01:56:29,413 They're all shitheads! 1220 01:56:29,414 --> 01:56:33,622 Yeah, your luck's not in right now. 1221 01:56:33,623 --> 01:56:37,122 Shall I send the manuscript down to you? 1222 01:56:37,123 --> 01:56:39,413 No way! Think of the trouble it would cause! 1223 01:56:39,414 --> 01:56:44,205 Send it to the next on the list. The names are in the phone book. 1224 01:56:44,206 --> 01:56:47,080 How are the pianos going? 1225 01:56:47,081 --> 01:56:52,081 Great. We sold the third yesterday. No sweat. 1226 01:56:52,206 --> 01:56:57,206 I have to go, she's coming in. See you, Eddy. 1227 01:56:57,581 --> 01:56:59,205 What the hell... Hurry up! 1228 01:56:59,206 --> 01:57:04,206 I am hurrying! 1229 01:57:33,914 --> 01:57:36,663 Now you strangle me and rape me? 1230 01:57:36,664 --> 01:57:37,955 Yeah. 1231 01:57:37,956 --> 01:57:39,705 Better rape me first. 1232 01:57:39,706 --> 01:57:43,997 All right. 1233 01:57:43,998 --> 01:57:44,498 Look. 1234 01:57:53,998 --> 01:57:55,747 See the little wall? 1235 01:57:55,748 --> 01:57:57,663 The Little Wall of China? 1236 01:57:57,664 --> 01:57:59,830 The one that starts at the lake. 1237 01:57:59,831 --> 01:58:02,122 And that big rock, see? 1238 01:58:02,123 --> 01:58:05,163 - That big thing? - Yeah. 1239 01:58:05,164 --> 01:58:06,705 Beautiful. 1240 01:58:06,706 --> 01:58:09,247 And isn't that little house nice? 1241 01:58:09,248 --> 01:58:14,248 Yes. But what are you driving at? 1242 01:58:14,706 --> 01:58:17,913 I love this place! 1243 01:58:17,914 --> 01:58:20,622 You're right, it's perfect. 1244 01:58:20,623 --> 01:58:25,122 Everything in its place. Fantastic. 1245 01:58:25,123 --> 01:58:30,123 It's all for you. All of it! 1246 01:58:31,248 --> 01:58:35,872 It starts at the wall and goes beyond the rock. 1247 01:58:35,873 --> 01:58:40,873 And the house is in the middle. 1248 01:58:41,748 --> 01:58:46,748 And that's not all! 1249 01:59:06,039 --> 01:59:08,580 Happy birthday, my love! 1250 01:59:08,581 --> 01:59:10,163 20 years old! 1251 01:59:10,164 --> 01:59:15,164 Have to eat it now! 1252 01:59:40,664 --> 01:59:45,664 Just one more drop. 1253 01:59:50,873 --> 01:59:53,288 It can't be. 1254 01:59:53,289 --> 01:59:58,289 Look, Betty, don't worry. All the papers are in order. 1255 02:00:00,206 --> 02:00:03,122 No, I mean you can't buy a whole piece of land 1256 02:00:03,123 --> 02:00:05,830 with its sunlight, its sounds 1257 02:00:05,831 --> 02:00:08,913 and all that! 1258 02:00:08,914 --> 02:00:13,914 Sure, but that's how it is. Everything you see here is yours. 1259 02:00:15,373 --> 02:00:20,373 That sunset hanging in the trees is mine as well? 1260 02:00:24,206 --> 02:00:29,206 And the silence and the breeze coming down the hill? 1261 02:00:29,414 --> 02:00:33,705 Yes, it's all yours. 1262 02:00:33,706 --> 02:00:36,747 The guy must have been crazy to sell all this. 1263 02:00:36,748 --> 02:00:41,122 It's the best present I've ever had. 1264 02:00:41,123 --> 02:00:46,123 I'm so haPPY- 1265 02:00:47,956 --> 02:00:52,956 Are these lips mine too? 1266 02:00:53,748 --> 02:00:55,788 Are those eyes mine too? 1267 02:00:55,789 --> 02:01:00,372 They're yours too. 1268 02:01:00,373 --> 02:01:04,205 Is that mine too? 1269 02:01:04,206 --> 02:01:09,206 All of it! 1270 02:01:34,956 --> 02:01:39,956 I dreamed your book was published. 1271 02:01:42,539 --> 02:01:47,539 Why don't you think of something else? 1272 02:01:47,706 --> 02:01:52,706 Give me a Cigarette. 1273 02:02:00,081 --> 02:02:03,997 What's this? 1274 02:02:03,998 --> 02:02:04,542 Nothing. 1275 02:02:08,456 --> 02:02:11,955 Nothing? Are they sleeping pills? 1276 02:02:11,956 --> 02:02:14,497 I don't take them often. 1277 02:02:14,498 --> 02:02:18,747 Forget it. 1278 02:02:18,748 --> 02:02:23,748 Make love to me. 1279 02:03:09,748 --> 02:03:14,748 Good and ripe. 1280 02:03:17,081 --> 02:03:18,663 What else? 1281 02:03:18,664 --> 02:03:19,955 Ham. 1282 02:03:19,956 --> 02:03:21,622 Round or square? 1283 02:03:21,623 --> 02:03:24,580 Did you hear about the butcher's wife... 1284 02:03:24,581 --> 02:03:29,038 and the postman? No Shame at all. Two slices? 1285 02:03:29,039 --> 02:03:30,580 Foun 1286 02:03:30,581 --> 02:03:34,247 Bob, I'm in a hell of jam! 1287 02:03:34,248 --> 02:03:37,788 I have a piano and my delivery men didn't show up! 1288 02:03:37,789 --> 02:03:41,038 It has to be delivered! 1289 02:03:41,039 --> 02:03:44,247 Your brother-in-law's got a truck, hasn't he? 1290 02:03:44,248 --> 02:03:47,622 It's too big, it's a logging truck! 1291 02:03:47,623 --> 02:03:51,872 I'll manage! I can slew around with the biggest ones. 1292 02:03:51,873 --> 02:03:55,038 So no problem! 1293 02:03:55,039 --> 02:04:00,039 Annie, come here! 1294 02:04:00,248 --> 02:04:05,163 I'll phone him. 1295 02:04:05,164 --> 02:04:08,122 Tell him I'll come back later. 1296 02:04:08,123 --> 02:04:13,123 OK, I'll do that. 1297 02:04:20,039 --> 02:04:24,788 Hi, Annie. OK? 1298 02:04:24,789 --> 02:04:28,747 Have things improved with Bob? 1299 02:04:28,748 --> 02:04:32,205 A little. 1300 02:04:32,206 --> 02:04:35,038 Why? 1301 02:04:35,039 --> 02:04:37,205 What's on your mind? 1302 02:04:37,206 --> 02:04:42,038 Nothing, and that takes all my strength! 1303 02:04:42,039 --> 02:04:47,038 You sure are... a funny guy. 1304 02:04:47,039 --> 02:04:52,039 I doubt that. 1305 02:04:52,414 --> 02:04:57,122 25 tons! Think it'll do? 1306 02:04:57,123 --> 02:05:02,123 Hey, this must be worth plenty! 1307 02:05:12,581 --> 02:05:15,955 Must be worth a lot of bread! 1308 02:05:15,956 --> 02:05:20,956 Spare me your comments! Know how to work this? 1309 02:05:23,873 --> 02:05:26,955 Just press, it's easy! 1310 02:05:26,956 --> 02:05:31,956 Shall I press? 1311 02:05:34,748 --> 02:05:39,748 That's the oil release! Try the other one! 1312 02:05:39,998 --> 02:05:44,998 Now watch! 1313 02:05:48,414 --> 02:05:49,913 Got a manual? 1314 02:05:49,914 --> 02:05:54,914 Yeah, there's a manual. 1315 02:06:00,831 --> 02:06:02,330 What're you up to? 1316 02:06:02,331 --> 02:06:04,997 I can't hear! 1317 02:06:04,998 --> 02:06:08,997 Come on! Down! 1318 02:06:08,998 --> 02:06:13,998 What are you up to? 1319 02:06:14,123 --> 02:06:16,830 You jerk! Know what that piano's worth? 1320 02:06:16,831 --> 02:06:19,288 You wouldn't tell me! 1321 02:06:19,289 --> 02:06:21,122 Fucking hell! 1322 02:06:21,123 --> 02:06:22,955 Do you think I've put on weight? 1323 02:06:22,956 --> 02:06:24,913 Right now, you look fine to me. 1324 02:06:24,914 --> 02:06:27,497 I think my belly's a bit fatter. 1325 02:06:27,498 --> 02:06:29,747 What are you talking about? 1326 02:06:29,748 --> 02:06:32,830 Call the Countess to tell her we're on our way. 1327 02:06:32,831 --> 02:06:35,663 Hurry UP! 1328 02:06:35,664 --> 02:06:40,664 For Christ's sake! 1329 02:06:41,914 --> 02:06:43,622 Zorg, are you coming? 1330 02:06:43,623 --> 02:06:45,163 I'm coming! 1331 02:06:45,164 --> 02:06:47,038 Did you tie it down? 1332 02:06:47,039 --> 02:06:48,747 The lady's waiting! 1333 02:06:48,748 --> 02:06:49,872 Let me go. 1334 02:06:49,873 --> 02:06:52,372 I have to tell you! 1335 02:06:52,373 --> 02:06:55,788 I'm selling a piano! I'm an hour late! 1336 02:06:55,789 --> 02:06:59,163 She'll be hopping mad! 1337 02:06:59,164 --> 02:07:02,372 I'm coming! 1338 02:07:02,373 --> 02:07:05,580 What's that? 1339 02:07:05,581 --> 02:07:10,122 Dust from Atlantis? 1340 02:07:10,123 --> 02:07:13,538 It's a pregnancy test. 1341 02:07:13,539 --> 02:07:14,955 And what does it say? 1342 02:07:14,956 --> 02:07:18,080 It says yes! 1343 02:07:18,081 --> 02:07:20,580 But how, with your IUD? 1344 02:07:20,581 --> 02:07:22,080 Happens sometimes. 1345 02:07:22,081 --> 02:07:27,081 It can't be true! 1346 02:07:28,914 --> 02:07:33,247 Sit down. 1347 02:07:33,248 --> 02:07:35,497 I'll be right back to look after you. 1348 02:07:35,498 --> 02:07:40,498 It's great, eh? 1349 02:07:44,873 --> 02:07:48,497 What's wrong? You look like a ghost? 1350 02:07:48,498 --> 02:07:53,455 We're late as hell! 1351 02:07:53,456 --> 02:07:56,580 Never saw so many baby carriages! 1352 02:07:56,581 --> 02:07:59,163 We almost made one less! 1353 02:07:59,164 --> 02:08:02,330 Not so fast! The truck's brand new. 1354 02:08:02,331 --> 02:08:05,080 I'm not going fast! Anway, it's a turbo! 1355 02:08:05,081 --> 02:08:10,081 What? Are you kidding? 1356 02:08:11,539 --> 02:08:13,622 I'm only going 25 mph! 1357 02:08:13,623 --> 02:08:16,038 25? You're going 50! 1358 02:08:16,039 --> 02:08:20,580 50? That's not fast! 1359 02:08:20,581 --> 02:08:22,830 Got your license? 1360 02:08:22,831 --> 02:08:27,831 I doubt it. 1361 02:08:30,831 --> 02:08:33,163 Hi there! Remember me? 1362 02:08:33,164 --> 02:08:37,122 Doing 60 with a truck limited to 45 mph 1363 02:08:37,123 --> 02:08:42,123 on a road limited to 15-ton vehicles and to 30 mph. 1364 02:08:42,956 --> 02:08:46,663 Not bad, not bad. 1365 02:08:46,664 --> 02:08:50,538 Your papers... full inspection... the whole lot. 1366 02:08:50,539 --> 02:08:52,580 Sorry, I was dreaming! 1367 02:08:52,581 --> 02:08:56,913 If you flunk the alcohol test, you'll wake up fast. 1368 02:08:56,914 --> 02:08:59,913 I just found out I'm to be a father! 1369 02:08:59,914 --> 02:09:01,622 What? 1370 02:09:01,623 --> 02:09:06,330 A father! 1371 02:09:06,331 --> 02:09:08,205 Got a Cigarette? 1372 02:09:08,206 --> 02:09:12,122 Sure. 1373 02:09:12,123 --> 02:09:17,123 Fathers! Bravest daredevils of all! 1374 02:09:17,789 --> 02:09:21,788 You'll see... there's joy... but sorrow too, 1375 02:09:21,789 --> 02:09:22,289 SOITOW. 1376 02:09:25,873 --> 02:09:29,622 Take a child by the hand. 1377 02:09:29,623 --> 02:09:34,538 Lead him into future land. 1378 02:09:34,539 --> 02:09:39,539 Give him a confident stride. 1379 02:09:39,914 --> 02:09:44,122 Treat a child like a king. 1380 02:09:44,123 --> 02:09:48,288 Take a child in your arms. 1381 02:09:48,289 --> 02:09:53,289 Protect his chi/dish charms. 1382 02:10:22,206 --> 02:10:25,247 A floating island, like a desert island. 1383 02:10:25,248 --> 02:10:27,122 Yes, sweetheart. 1384 02:10:27,123 --> 02:10:28,747 And you? 1385 02:10:28,748 --> 02:10:31,913 Another bottle of champagne and fritters. 1386 02:10:31,914 --> 02:10:34,330 - Fritters for two? - Yes, for two. 1387 02:10:34,331 --> 02:10:39,331 You'll eat for three. 1388 02:10:41,873 --> 02:10:46,873 I'm going for a pee. 1389 02:10:47,248 --> 02:10:51,538 Are fathers the daredevils of the modern age? 1390 02:10:51,539 --> 02:10:56,539 And did I look like a daredevil? 1391 02:11:08,998 --> 02:11:13,998 Excuse me. I've been watching you. 1392 02:11:14,956 --> 02:11:18,163 I think I've something that may interest you. 1393 02:11:18,164 --> 02:11:23,164 No thanks, I'm fine. 1394 02:11:23,248 --> 02:11:25,372 There's a gram there. 1395 02:11:25,373 --> 02:11:27,080 Is it good? 1396 02:11:27,081 --> 02:11:28,747 I don't use it. 1397 02:11:28,748 --> 02:11:30,580 You don't use it? 1398 02:11:30,581 --> 02:11:32,872 It's to pay for my holiday. 1399 02:11:32,873 --> 02:11:35,413 I'm going surfing. 1400 02:11:35,414 --> 02:11:38,080 In Hawaii. 1401 02:11:38,081 --> 02:11:42,913 Great waves out there. The wind in your hair... 1402 02:11:42,914 --> 02:11:44,622 How much? 1403 02:11:44,623 --> 02:11:46,038 1,500. 1404 02:11:46,039 --> 02:11:47,580 Are you sure? 1405 02:11:47,581 --> 02:11:49,372 I can take it back... 1406 02:11:49,373 --> 02:11:52,080 Hey, be reasonable. 200... 1407 02:11:52,081 --> 02:11:53,747 That's nothing. 1408 02:11:53,748 --> 02:11:56,580 What do you mean? It'll pay for a pair of shorts! 1409 02:11:56,581 --> 02:12:01,581 Hold on here. 1410 02:12:06,331 --> 02:12:09,497 Well? 1411 02:12:09,498 --> 02:12:12,663 Here, mister surfer. Just remember one thing: 1412 02:12:12,664 --> 02:12:17,205 White sand, Hawaii, waves, sunshine... 1413 02:12:17,206 --> 02:12:20,330 It's beautiful but it's not real. 1414 02:12:20,331 --> 02:12:24,747 Blood is still being spilled everwhere. 1415 02:12:24,748 --> 02:12:28,247 Why are you saying that? Are you crazy? 1416 02:12:28,248 --> 02:12:32,413 Why were all those guys dazzling me with their lights? 1417 02:12:32,414 --> 02:12:34,747 You had no lights on. 1418 02:12:34,748 --> 02:12:37,455 I really like blue. It's just great. 1419 02:12:37,456 --> 02:12:42,456 I had no lights on? Jesus, people can be really mean. 1420 02:12:45,581 --> 02:12:48,913 S'funny. Champagne usually wakes me up. 1421 02:12:48,914 --> 02:12:53,163 Don't do that to me now! Not tonight! 1422 02:12:53,164 --> 02:12:58,164 Thirsty? Want something to drink? 1423 02:13:02,248 --> 02:13:06,330 You're no fun. 1424 02:13:06,331 --> 02:13:11,331 No fun at all. 1425 02:13:23,956 --> 02:13:28,956 Let's play Scrabble! You love that! I'll let you win, OK? 1426 02:13:36,623 --> 02:13:41,623 You're no fun to leave me all alone! 1427 02:13:45,664 --> 02:13:50,664 Your bag is ugly. 1428 02:16:17,039 --> 02:16:19,580 - Who's that kid? - What kid? 1429 02:16:19,581 --> 02:16:20,788 Downstairs. 1430 02:16:20,789 --> 02:16:22,330 That's Nicolas! 1431 02:16:22,331 --> 02:16:26,955 Who is Nicolas? 1432 02:16:26,956 --> 02:16:29,955 A young genius, but he hasn't got a piano. 1433 02:16:29,956 --> 02:16:31,538 What's this? 1434 02:16:31,539 --> 02:16:35,038 Champagne! One bottle apiece. 1435 02:16:35,039 --> 02:16:38,497 And ice-cream with passion fruit in it. 1436 02:16:38,498 --> 02:16:43,498 That's for you! 1437 02:16:57,789 --> 02:17:00,580 We never know. 1438 02:17:00,581 --> 02:17:05,581 And they never shrink! 1439 02:17:16,498 --> 02:17:21,498 I love you. 1440 02:17:46,873 --> 02:17:49,372 What does it feel like? 1441 02:17:49,373 --> 02:17:54,373 I don't know. I want another test to be sure. 1442 02:17:55,539 --> 02:17:57,580 Do you like the idea? 1443 02:17:57,581 --> 02:18:01,122 I don't know. 1444 02:18:01,123 --> 02:18:05,622 But I'd say it's not so bad. 1445 02:18:05,623 --> 02:18:10,623 As a present to you. 1446 02:18:38,789 --> 02:18:41,830 We made love. 1447 02:18:41,831 --> 02:18:46,622 I had a dizzy sensation. 1448 02:18:46,623 --> 02:18:51,623 While we screwed, her /UD was like a broken door banging in the wind. 1449 02:19:24,914 --> 02:19:29,914 PREGNANCY DIAGNOSIS: NEGATIVE. 1450 02:19:47,664 --> 02:19:50,413 Mine's got hot pants 1451 02:19:50,414 --> 02:19:55,414 and yours is going bananas. 1452 02:19:56,623 --> 02:20:01,623 Don't ever say that! 1453 02:20:05,623 --> 02:20:10,623 I'm sorry. 1454 02:21:54,789 --> 02:21:57,205 Aren't you glad to see Eddy and Lisa? 1455 02:21:57,206 --> 02:22:02,206 And Rusty? 1456 02:22:02,956 --> 02:22:07,956 Even bald I'd love you! 1457 02:22:08,539 --> 02:22:10,538 Life is against me. 1458 02:22:10,539 --> 02:22:13,955 If I want anything, it's denied me. 1459 02:22:13,956 --> 02:22:18,956 I can't even manage to have a baby. 1460 02:22:44,706 --> 02:22:49,706 What's wrong? 1461 02:22:49,831 --> 02:22:54,831 Your hair looks fine! 1462 02:22:54,956 --> 02:22:59,956 You should swim a bit. The water's just right! 1463 02:23:03,581 --> 02:23:08,581 You're insane! 1464 02:23:34,248 --> 02:23:37,497 Watch the float and you don't have to worry. 1465 02:23:37,498 --> 02:23:42,413 I don't give a fuck. 1466 02:23:42,414 --> 02:23:46,663 I don't want to be a nuisance but is Betty all right? 1467 02:23:46,664 --> 02:23:49,413 She's lost her colour. 1468 02:23:49,414 --> 02:23:54,414 She keeps on biting her lips and looking at the stars. 1469 02:23:56,206 --> 02:24:01,206 Fuck, you're worse than a fish, huh? 1470 02:24:01,706 --> 02:24:04,872 Can't I help you out? 1471 02:24:04,873 --> 02:24:07,247 She thought she was pregnant. 1472 02:24:07,248 --> 02:24:11,705 Well, it can't work every time. Try again! 1473 02:24:11,706 --> 02:24:16,706 I get the feeling that Betty wants something that doesn't exist. 1474 02:24:17,956 --> 02:24:22,956 The world's too fucking small for her. 1475 02:24:24,206 --> 02:24:26,538 You won't help her like that. 1476 02:24:26,539 --> 02:24:31,539 Fuck, Eddy, I've got to save her. 1477 02:25:02,206 --> 02:25:07,206 What're you doing? 1478 02:25:13,581 --> 02:25:18,581 My Betty... Come back. 1479 02:25:20,373 --> 02:25:24,330 It's me. 1480 02:25:24,331 --> 02:25:29,331 I hear voices. 1481 02:25:30,081 --> 02:25:32,580 No, that's the wind. 1482 02:25:32,581 --> 02:25:37,581 Some nut always has a radio on at 3 am, waiting for World War III. 1483 02:25:38,414 --> 02:25:42,288 I hear the voices in my head! 1484 02:25:42,289 --> 02:25:47,289 I'm going insane! 1485 02:25:47,581 --> 02:25:52,581 In my head... 1486 02:25:55,164 --> 02:26:00,164 It's all over now. 1487 02:27:02,289 --> 02:27:05,830 "Whenever Josiane dug her nails into Sylvie's body, 1488 02:27:05,831 --> 02:27:10,705 "kneaded her breasts or greedily tongued her hairy mound 1489 02:27:10,706 --> 02:27:12,080 "she'd think of Roger." 1490 02:27:12,081 --> 02:27:15,955 "She wanted him to take her, brutally penetrate her core." 1491 02:27:15,956 --> 02:27:20,122 "She'd think of his stiff pole pounding into her gaping pussy." 1492 02:27:20,123 --> 02:27:25,123 "Jesus, Jesus, the joy of it!" 1493 02:27:27,706 --> 02:27:31,580 I won't try anything. 1494 02:27:31,581 --> 02:27:33,913 I don't want to get hurt. 1495 02:27:33,914 --> 02:27:38,205 Don't be so uptight. 1496 02:27:38,206 --> 02:27:43,206 Oh, wow! You've got one hell of a nerve trying this. 1497 02:27:44,373 --> 02:27:49,373 I admire you. 1498 02:27:50,539 --> 02:27:55,539 I've a Thermos flask if you want. Help yourself. 1499 02:28:00,914 --> 02:28:04,663 What's your name? 1500 02:28:04,664 --> 02:28:09,664 I just want to know your name. I swear I won't tell anyone. 1501 02:28:11,289 --> 02:28:14,372 If you untie me, I can help you. 1502 02:28:14,373 --> 02:28:18,413 I could turn a gun on the bastards. I hate this job. 1503 02:28:18,414 --> 02:28:21,830 Why won't you tell me your name? Trust me. 1504 02:28:21,831 --> 02:28:25,288 Watch out for the fat one, Georges-Alain. 1505 02:28:25,289 --> 02:28:28,330 Be careful, he's a real shit. 1506 02:28:28,331 --> 02:28:31,622 He'll fire without warning. He's shot passers-by before now. 1507 02:28:31,623 --> 02:28:32,955 I'd kill him. 1508 02:28:32,956 --> 02:28:37,956 He'll get you. 1509 02:28:38,039 --> 02:28:39,830 I'd like to watch you. 1510 02:28:39,831 --> 02:28:44,831 Take me hostage. We'll be like Bonnie and Clyde. 1511 02:29:09,623 --> 02:29:13,497 You've got it all wrong, shithead. 1512 02:29:13,498 --> 02:29:17,205 When your wife has a headache the night you want to screw her, 1513 02:29:17,206 --> 02:29:22,206 tell her it's not her head you're after! 1514 02:29:24,081 --> 02:29:26,205 You don't know my wife... 1515 02:29:26,206 --> 02:29:29,622 What do you mean? She's like any other woman. 1516 02:29:29,623 --> 02:29:31,622 They're all the same, all bitches, every last one. 1517 02:29:31,623 --> 02:29:35,372 Look, when you bring your pay home at the end of the month, 1518 02:29:35,373 --> 02:29:39,788 she doesn't want an Aspirin then. 1519 02:29:39,789 --> 02:29:44,789 Take the money. 1520 02:29:59,581 --> 02:30:01,663 You fucking bitch! 1521 02:30:01,664 --> 02:30:06,664 When I Catch up with you, I'll make you suck my dick! 1522 02:31:51,956 --> 02:31:55,913 What are you doing here, Betty? 1523 02:31:55,914 --> 02:32:00,914 What are you doing? I've been looking all over for you. 1524 02:32:02,498 --> 02:32:04,455 Sweetheart... 1525 02:32:04,456 --> 02:32:08,538 If I was dead, I'd like people to come to see me. 1526 02:32:08,539 --> 02:32:13,539 What are you talking about? Come on. 1527 02:32:30,414 --> 02:32:35,414 Want to see what I found this afternoon? 1528 02:32:42,081 --> 02:32:46,413 What's it for? 1529 02:32:46,414 --> 02:32:48,747 Anything you want, Betty. 1530 02:32:48,748 --> 02:32:52,622 An island? 1531 02:32:52,623 --> 02:32:57,623 You're crazy... 1532 02:33:09,998 --> 02:33:14,998 Put that back. It's not nice. 1533 02:33:18,206 --> 02:33:19,663 Put them on. 1534 02:33:19,664 --> 02:33:24,664 Put them on, please. Put them on. 1535 02:33:52,248 --> 02:33:55,497 If anyone ever asks what I did today, 1536 02:33:55,498 --> 02:33:58,205 tell them we were together all day, OK? 1537 02:33:58,206 --> 02:34:02,747 Yes. I even screwed a beautiful brunette. 1538 02:34:02,748 --> 02:34:04,288 Beautiful... 1539 02:34:04,289 --> 02:34:08,955 Really beautiful. 1540 02:34:08,956 --> 02:34:13,956 We'll go to the seaside tomorrow. 1541 02:34:32,873 --> 02:34:36,872 Is it good? 1542 02:34:36,873 --> 02:34:41,873 This was a good idea, huh? 1543 02:34:44,914 --> 02:34:49,914 I'll buy you a boat, OK? 1544 02:34:51,456 --> 02:34:54,788 Shit, it's been tough enough, huh? 1545 02:34:54,789 --> 02:34:59,789 There must be a paradise somewhere for you and me. 1546 02:35:08,373 --> 02:35:12,080 Want another ice-cream? 1547 02:35:12,081 --> 02:35:17,081 I'll go and get it now or we'll be here ages. 1548 02:35:34,831 --> 02:35:39,372 Hey, that girl who was with you has gone off with my little boy. 1549 02:35:39,373 --> 02:35:44,038 That girl who was with you. The one in the short dress. 1550 02:35:44,039 --> 02:35:44,651 Stop him! 1551 02:35:58,331 --> 02:35:58,943 Stop him! 1552 02:36:43,373 --> 02:36:45,538 This floor is closed to the public. 1553 02:36:45,539 --> 02:36:47,455 I'm sorry, sir. 1554 02:36:47,456 --> 02:36:49,080 The store is closed. 1555 02:36:49,081 --> 02:36:51,788 What do you mean? It'll only take a minute. 1556 02:36:51,789 --> 02:36:54,538 It won't take long! Betty! 1557 02:36:54,539 --> 02:36:59,372 This whole floor has been hired. 1558 02:36:59,373 --> 02:37:00,747 I'm sorry... 1559 02:37:00,748 --> 02:37:04,413 I want a piano. I want a piano for my wife and kid... 1560 02:37:04,414 --> 02:37:07,413 I fully understand but right now... 1561 02:37:07,414 --> 02:37:08,747 How much? 1562 02:37:08,748 --> 02:37:11,747 I don't know. I keep telling you we're closed. 1563 02:37:11,748 --> 02:37:15,288 For fuck's sake, that customer is my wife! Where is she? 1564 02:37:15,289 --> 02:37:18,830 In the tepee. She doesn't want to be disturbed. 1565 02:37:18,831 --> 02:37:22,455 She paid, sir. 1566 02:37:22,456 --> 02:37:25,372 Betty, what are you doing in here? 1567 02:37:25,373 --> 02:37:29,497 Come and sit down with us. 1568 02:37:29,498 --> 02:37:31,288 Who are you? 1569 02:37:31,289 --> 02:37:33,205 He's the man of my life. 1570 02:37:33,206 --> 02:37:38,206 His mother's been looking for him. We've got to get out of here. 1571 02:37:39,331 --> 02:37:43,913 - Come with us. - What's going on? 1572 02:37:43,914 --> 02:37:46,122 Come on. 1573 02:37:46,123 --> 02:37:49,538 Keep him, his mother's on her way. 1574 02:37:49,539 --> 02:37:54,539 Quick, Betty! 1575 02:38:13,789 --> 02:38:15,372 I can't... It's no use. 1576 02:38:15,373 --> 02:38:19,538 You have to run or they'll part us. We'll never be together again. 1577 02:38:19,539 --> 02:38:24,539 They can't part us. We were meant for each other. 1578 02:38:28,206 --> 02:38:33,206 Hurry, Betty, hurry. 1579 02:40:29,664 --> 02:40:31,913 Don't panic! 1580 02:40:31,914 --> 02:40:34,455 - What happened? - Please sit down. 1581 02:40:34,456 --> 02:40:36,580 Where's Betty? 1582 02:40:36,581 --> 02:40:41,581 Stay here! 1583 02:40:45,373 --> 02:40:47,288 Can't be true! 1584 02:40:47,289 --> 02:40:50,830 Don't stay here. 1585 02:40:50,831 --> 02:40:55,831 Bob, what happened? 1586 02:40:55,873 --> 02:41:00,873 She poked an eye out. 1587 02:41:11,498 --> 02:41:13,497 That's not possible! 1588 02:41:13,498 --> 02:41:18,498 This looks awful, but she'll live. 1589 02:41:20,039 --> 02:41:25,039 Go and sit down. I'll go and ask. Just sit down. 1590 02:41:26,914 --> 02:41:31,914 Wait for me here. 1591 02:41:52,581 --> 02:41:53,747 Well? 1592 02:41:53,748 --> 02:41:55,872 She's OK, she's sleeping. 1593 02:41:55,873 --> 02:41:57,247 Can I see her, Bob? 1594 02:41:57,248 --> 02:42:01,247 Yes, you have to fill in forms for the authorities first. 1595 02:42:01,248 --> 02:42:05,872 It's just a formality but it has to be done. 1596 02:42:05,873 --> 02:42:09,205 I'll put you through... 1597 02:42:09,206 --> 02:42:13,247 He's the one who... 1598 02:42:13,248 --> 02:42:15,372 - Are you the husband? - No. 1599 02:42:15,373 --> 02:42:18,830 A relative? 1600 02:42:18,831 --> 02:42:23,622 No, I'm all the rest. 1601 02:42:23,623 --> 02:42:28,330 We live together so I can fill those things out. 1602 02:42:28,331 --> 02:42:32,122 Do you have her identity card? 1603 02:42:32,123 --> 02:42:37,123 - Where the hell did I put it? - Here. 1604 02:42:37,664 --> 02:42:42,413 It's a nice photo, huh? 1605 02:42:42,414 --> 02:42:44,747 Her social security number? 1606 02:42:44,748 --> 02:42:46,538 I don't know it. 1607 02:42:46,539 --> 02:42:49,830 What a pain... 1608 02:42:49,831 --> 02:42:54,831 OK, that's fine. 1609 02:42:55,789 --> 02:42:58,622 You can go, Bob. I want to see her alone. 1610 02:42:58,623 --> 02:43:03,623 - Can you drive back? - Yes. 1611 02:43:10,873 --> 02:43:13,580 Excuse me, is this room ten? 1612 02:43:13,581 --> 02:43:15,747 The girl who poked her eye out? 1613 02:43:15,748 --> 02:43:18,288 She's stable but needs rest. 1614 02:43:18,289 --> 02:43:19,830 Can I see her? 1615 02:43:19,831 --> 02:43:22,247 I'm afraid not. Visiting hours are over. 1616 02:43:22,248 --> 02:43:23,913 Just five minutes. 1617 02:43:23,914 --> 02:43:28,622 All right then, but not for long. 1618 02:43:28,623 --> 02:43:33,623 No more than five minutes. 1619 02:44:49,623 --> 02:44:52,663 Come on. 1620 02:44:52,664 --> 02:44:56,247 You can't do anything here. 1621 02:44:56,248 --> 02:45:00,122 I want to stay just a bit longer. 1622 02:45:00,123 --> 02:45:02,663 She won't wake before noon tomorrow. 1623 02:45:02,664 --> 02:45:07,664 She's under sedation. 1624 02:45:07,873 --> 02:45:10,622 Come on, let's go. 1625 02:45:10,623 --> 02:45:12,955 You can come back tomorrow. 1626 02:45:12,956 --> 02:45:17,956 She'll be better. 1627 02:45:20,039 --> 02:45:21,663 I've had enough! 1628 02:45:21,664 --> 02:45:25,038 Stop bawling your head off. You've no respect for others. 1629 02:45:25,039 --> 02:45:26,913 You can talk about respect! 1630 02:45:26,914 --> 02:45:31,538 What do you get up to when you deliver to your lonely customers? 1631 02:45:31,539 --> 02:45:35,163 - You bastard, you're using me! - Stop busting my balls! 1632 02:45:35,164 --> 02:45:36,497 Shithead! 1633 02:45:36,498 --> 02:45:41,330 You're totally crazy to get this wound up over nothing. 1634 02:45:41,331 --> 02:45:45,497 Nothing? You cheat on me and you call that nothing? 1635 02:45:45,498 --> 02:45:48,747 You cheat on me and don't fuck me! 1636 02:45:48,748 --> 02:45:50,497 At least fuck me! 1637 02:45:50,498 --> 02:45:52,955 You're completely off your rocker. 1638 02:45:52,956 --> 02:45:55,205 I've had enough of this row. 1639 02:45:55,206 --> 02:46:00,206 This isn't a row. You have to be in love for a row. 1640 02:47:36,414 --> 02:47:41,414 Yes, Speaking. 1641 02:47:42,164 --> 02:47:47,164 What? You've read it? 1642 02:47:48,539 --> 02:47:52,330 No, I believe you. I'm just surprised. 1643 02:47:52,331 --> 02:47:57,331 It hasn't come yet. 1644 02:47:58,623 --> 02:48:02,538 OK, I'll sign every page... 1645 02:48:02,539 --> 02:48:07,539 I want 15%. 1646 02:48:07,623 --> 02:48:12,122 OK, 10%. I don't give a shit. 1647 02:48:12,123 --> 02:48:15,622 No, I can't travel now. 1648 02:48:15,623 --> 02:48:17,663 Yes, I'm doing another one. 1649 02:48:17,664 --> 02:48:22,664 I can't explain. Just stuff that pops into my mind. 1650 02:49:29,498 --> 02:49:34,498 Betty, we did it! The book's going to be published! 1651 02:49:42,539 --> 02:49:46,997 What have they done to you? 1652 02:49:46,998 --> 02:49:51,998 The dirty bastards! 1653 02:50:18,456 --> 02:50:22,080 We're going to make it, my love. 1654 02:50:22,081 --> 02:50:25,872 I'm writing another book. 1655 02:50:25,873 --> 02:50:26,373 Foryou. 1656 02:50:30,706 --> 02:50:35,706 For you, Betty! 1657 02:50:37,748 --> 02:50:41,288 Dedicated to you. 1658 02:50:41,289 --> 02:50:44,913 What are you doing here? 1659 02:50:44,914 --> 02:50:47,497 What did you do to her? 1660 02:50:47,498 --> 02:50:50,288 You're crazy! Get out! 1661 02:50:50,289 --> 02:50:53,788 What is all this shit? I want to see her doctor! What is this shit? 1662 02:50:53,789 --> 02:50:54,333 Tell me! 1663 02:50:58,706 --> 02:51:02,372 Sit down! 1664 02:51:02,373 --> 02:51:06,830 I need to talk to you. 1665 02:51:06,831 --> 02:51:08,872 She's in a state of shock! 1666 02:51:08,873 --> 02:51:11,580 Know what that means? 1667 02:51:11,581 --> 02:51:13,413 It is serious. 1668 02:51:13,414 --> 02:51:16,580 We can't predict the outcome. 1669 02:51:16,581 --> 02:51:21,581 I can't guarantee that she'll ever recover. 1670 02:51:22,914 --> 02:51:26,080 Be brave, my boy! 1671 02:51:26,081 --> 02:51:28,580 Chemistry has made great strides. 1672 02:51:28,581 --> 02:51:31,372 Electrotherapy gets results. 1673 02:51:31,373 --> 02:51:34,580 Ignore all those dumb lies! There's no danger! 1674 02:51:34,581 --> 02:51:36,205 I'm taking her home! 1675 02:51:36,206 --> 02:51:39,830 You're joking! That girl is totally insane! 1676 02:51:39,831 --> 02:51:44,788 Shut up, shut up! 1677 02:51:44,789 --> 02:51:48,413 It's your medicine that drove her mad! 1678 02:51:48,414 --> 02:51:53,038 Your shit's wrecking her mind! 1679 02:51:53,039 --> 02:51:58,039 You're making her sick! 1680 02:52:11,123 --> 02:52:16,123 I said beat it! Get lost! 1681 02:52:18,664 --> 02:52:20,538 I'll Slug you! 1682 02:52:20,539 --> 02:52:25,539 Forget it! 1683 02:54:07,539 --> 02:54:12,539 I keep hearing your voice in the house, Betty. 1684 02:54:14,414 --> 02:54:19,122 Worst of all, the silence... 1685 02:54:19,123 --> 02:54:24,123 and words that just pop up: 1686 02:54:25,706 --> 02:54:30,706 "Can't find the damn Sugar!" 1687 02:54:31,623 --> 02:54:35,330 "You're kidding." 1688 02:54:35,331 --> 02:54:40,331 "That shitty vacuum cleaner!" 1689 02:54:43,206 --> 02:54:48,206 "Zorg, are you asleep?" 1690 02:54:58,123 --> 02:55:03,123 We're going away together. 1691 02:55:08,831 --> 02:55:13,831 Make one last effort. 1692 02:55:33,039 --> 02:55:36,955 We were meant for each other. 1693 02:55:36,956 --> 02:55:41,956 No one can ever separate us, no one, ever. 1694 03:00:51,831 --> 03:00:55,372 Are you writing? 1695 03:00:55,373 --> 03:01:00,373 Just thinking. 1696 03:01:05,373 --> 03:01:30,373 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud 117792