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Do you know what they do to horse thieves

in this part of the country?

Same thing they do to murderers.

We're already wanted for that.

This is happening. It's happening to me.

- Now, how about Dodge City? - No!

- Three thousand dollars. - It's not worth it.

- Five thousand. - What?

You get me to Dodge City by Wednesday morning

and I'll give you $2000 extra. That makes five.

Why don't you go along? You got a horse now.

Well, I'm afraid. I'll make it $8000.

Your three and five thousand dollars extra.

Is it a deal?

It's a deal. Let's go.

"Maverick."

Starring Jack Kelly and Roger Moore.

Produced by Warner Brothers.

A Warner Brothers television production.

I've never played wild games like this before.

Now, gentlemen, let me get this straight.

Ah, fives and one-eyed jacks are wilds

and the low hand splits the pot with whoever gets the--

No, no no, no, no!

Oh, no. That's Jack and the Beanstalk.

Milton dealt that. This is Pass The Buck.

Aces, black threes, eight of hearts

and your lowest card, a wild.

And you pass your worst three cards on

to the man on your left.

Don't let it throw you, son. You're doing just fine.

You can't expect to learn poker over night.

Uh...

Well, I'll just, uh...

...bet a 1 000 to keep from scaring off the boys.

Probably got himself a St. Louis sleeper.

Keep him honest, Maverick.

I'll... call you

and... raise you a 1 000.

Well, that's too much for me.

Pretty proud of those, aren't you?

I think so.

Well, I'll just, uh...

...see that, and raise you another 1 000.

I'll, uh, I'll just call.

What do you have?

Um...

Four aces. I think.

Very good, Maverick but not good enough.

I have a Ring-tailed Gals of France.

Now, what's that?

Well, that's the equivalent of five aces.

Yeah, but I-I...

I take your word for it.

Well, gentlemen, thank you very much

and good evening.

Hold on. Wait a minute!

I believe Maverick's got himself a Stuttering Flush there.

Ace, deuce, trey, king, eight of hearts.

Maverick, you got yourself a winner here!

Yeah, but what's a Stuttering Flush?

That's the same thing as a royal flush

only every other card is black.

And, of course, a Stuttering Flush

always beats a Ring-tailed Gals of France.

I see.

I guess I'm a little slow in picking it up.

Uh, well, McKey, I, uh, I think

you gave the party as the saying goes.

I enjoyed every minute of it.

Well, you'll have to take my IOU

until tomorrow morning, Maverick.

Uh, gentlemen, you see, I just came into town.

Oh, now, put your mind to rest on that score, Maverick.

Mr. McKey here is the first citizen of our town.

He's the president of the bank

and trustee of the Dangerfield Estate.

You needn't worry over a paltry $3000.

Now, well, I guess I don't have to worry about that, Mr. McKey.

I hope you didn't misunderstand me.

I-I'd be only too happy to take your IOU.

Just stop by the bank in the morning, Maverick.

We'll take care of this.

Yes, sir, I will. Thank you.

Tell Mr. McKey I'm here.

Yes, Ms. Dangerfield.

Look out.

Whoa! Whoa!

- Are you alright? - Take your hands off me!

- You're alright. - You're as bad as Gordon.

- Who's Gordon? - Gordon Pemberton III.

I never heard of him.

His family owns the Pemberton Steamship Lines.

He's only the third most eligible bachelor in the world.

And I'm as bad as he is?

It's amazing the things men will do to impress a girl.

Gordon actually had the nerve to swerve his yacht suddenly

so I fell overboard!

- And you think that I-- - So he could rescue me.

And you think that I--

Even if I could actually save myself.

I'm an excellent swimmer.

- And you think that I-- - Well?

- Didn't you? - Oh, that's just fine.

You weren't even clever about it.

I mean there must be a more subtle way

to make my acquaintance.

Now, why would anybody wanna make your acquaintance?

As if you don't know.

As if I care.

- Good day, miss. - Oh, just a minute.

If it wasn't a trick, why did you shoot off your pistol

next to the carriage and scare the horse?

To keep somebody from shooting you.

Who'd want to shoot me?

Maybe somebody else who wants to make your acquaintance.

Don't be ridiculous.

Just the same, when you get back to town

you better tell the sheriff.

Get up there.

[Diana] Giddy-up, giddy-up.

Will you get up?

Ugh! Come on.

This stupid horse won't move.

That stupid horse can't move.

You've got a busted wheel.

Oh, no. Can you fix it?

No, nobody could.

Well you can't just leave me here.

I suppose not.

Come on. You can ride with me.

On your horse?

What else?

- Both of us? - Why not?

You can send somebody up for the rig later.

Oh, no, thank you.

Suit yourself.

Wait!

Whoa!

What are we stopping here?

I wanna go to the bank.

I have an appointment with Mr. McKey.

Ah, so do I.

But you're gonna tell the sheriff what happened first.

I told you that's ridiculous.

Is it?

Now take a look at this, young lady.

- Oh, good heavens. - Mm.

And if I hadn't spoiled his aim

that hole might of been through you.

But who? Why?

I don't know, but maybe the sheriff has an idea.

Hey, partner, the sheriff in his office?

No, he ain't here.

Oh. Where is he?

Past hour, he's been down at the bank.

Thanks.

All I want is to get out of this place.

And I will as soon as I sell my property.

Your property?

You really don't know who I am, do you?

As much as I hate to admit such abysmal ignorance.

Who are you?

Diana Dangerfield.

My father founded this town.

And you're going to leave it?

I wanna leave the whole silly West.

I came out here because daddy owns mines.

He left them in trust for me with Mr. McKey.

Now I'm of age, I wanna get rid of them.

It's closed.

Why, there's someone inside.

Huh?

Oh, sheriff, we'd like to talk to you.

Oh, you can't come in. The bank's closed.

Oh, it's very important. We gotta talk to--

No, no. Not now, you see... Well, Ms. Dangerfield.

Yes, well, you'd better come in. Of course.

But quickly. I don't want anyone else to come in here.

Well where's Mr. McKey?

- Gone. - Gone?

Absconded with all the bank's cash.

Oh, no.

I had an appointment with him.

I reckon McKey didn't wanna see you.

Why not?

Prosecutors are going through the books now.

It looks like...

Why doesn't Ben get here?

- Who? - Ben Nevers, my deputy.

Oh, well, it looks like there's gonna be trouble.

It-it-it really does.

Why wouldn't Mr. McKey see me?

He sold all your property.

He what?

We just found the record of the sales.

He was a gambling man.

And he didn't gamble good.

That's who tried to shoot you, McKey.

Shoot?

If he could've killed Ms. Dangerfield

he wouldn't have had to make an accounting to her.

When that didn't work, he scooped up the cash and skipped.

The-the-the bank's closed!

Well do something.

Go out and get him.

I've got men looking.

You should be out there yourself.

I can't. I gotta coordinate activities.

If Mr. McKey isn't caught, I'll sue the whole town.

With what, Ms. Dangerfield?

Why, you're wiped out. Busted!

Oh, thank gosh you're here, Ben!

- Any word on McKey? - Nope.

Oh, yes, you see?

The crowds are beginning to form.

Uh, alright then. Outside and keep order.

And don't you let anybody in here, you understand?

Yup.

[Diana] Well, I guess it'll just have to be Gordon.

Who's Gordon?

Only the third most eligible bachelor in the world.

What about Gordon?

He asked me to marry him, I turned him down.

Now, I'll just have to accept.

- Where's the telegraph office? - The telegraph...

There ain't no telegraph this side of Dodge City.

- That's 200 miles. - More or less.

And I don't have any money.

You'll help me, won't you?

- I will? - You're a gentlemen.

A wiped-out one. McKey busted me too.

- Well, you have a good horse. - Yeah.

Trade him for a carriage horse and a carriage.

Then you can take me to Dodge City.

Do people always jump at your command?

- Now, don't be stuffy. - I'm not being stuffy.

- You are. - Alright, maybe I am.

I think it's about time for you to start learning

how to take care of yourself.

Start taking a little initiative.

Stand where you are, Ollie Brock.

Our money's on deposit, and we want it.

Why, then help my deputies find McKey.

[Ollie] Well, what about our money?

McKey's got it.

- All of it? - Every penny.

So get out and see if you can make those men listen to reason?

- You're so strong. - Oh, you fake!

Well, that's what you said, initiative.

Not that kind.

Won't you even lift a finger to help me?

I helped you once today

but you didn't seem to like it.

Oh, but I didn't even know you then.

Do you realize that if I didn't have to chase after you

I could've gotten back to McKey

before he had a chance to get away?

And I could've made him forgo with that $3000 he owes me.

So that's what you're fussing about.

A paltry $3000.

Now, what is so paltry about $3000?

You get me to Dodge City

and I promise you'll get your money.

From Gordon. I'll have him send it to you.

Well, what's the matter?

Do you think Gordon might refuse?

I don't think he'd dare.

It's understood that I'm gonna take you

as far as Willow Springs.

From there, you can get a stagecoach to Dodge City.

What will you do?

I'll sell the rig

and try to line up a friendly game.

If I run true to form

I should be able to win enough

to get back to Dangerfield.

You can send me my $3000 there.

Alright. This the best buggy you could get?

Gordon Pemberton III can do better?

Now back to "Maverick."

Well, there's your coach.

Oh, good. Take the suitcase.

I'll be right along.

Yes, ma'am.

Driver.

- How do? - What's that for?

Make a break you'll find out. Where's the girl?

[Bart] What girl?

[Ollie] Come on. Where is she?

I...

See?

She's gotta be somewhere. You brought her here.

What's this all about anyway?

Mighty strange you and that girl runnin' off together

right after McKey was murdered.

Murdered? The banker?

[Ollie] As if you didn't know.

McKey murdered.

How? Why?

As if I didn't know.

Body was found right near where the girl

left her carriage yesterday.

You was with her.

And today, you run off together.

You think we killed him?

Just like two and two.

So why are you following us?

- To give us a medal? - Hmm?

Considering McKey's sticky fingers

I don't suppose anybody's weeping over him.

Had all the bank's cash on him, he did.

Belongs to us depositors by right. We want it.

So that's it.

Where is it? Where's the girl?

Maybe she's hidin' in the dinning room.

Get goin'.

Come on, come on.

Good shot.

Oh.

What's the matter?

Look.

Hey, wait a minute.

Exasperating.

Come on, come on. Let's go.

Brock's with him.

Now don't make a sound.

You go look down that way.

Good.

They split up.

Neither one of them is coming this way.

Now all we have to do is...

Where the devil are you?

Oh.

Now, what's the idea?

What's going on?

What's coming off?

It's not a bad fit, is it? Somebody's just my size.

What are you doing in that outfit?

You're going to take me to Dodge City.

Oh, sure.

And these clothes seem little more suitable for travel.

Not so fast.

And if you want your money

you have to get me to Dodge City by Wednesday morning

at the very latest.

Why Wednesday morning?

Gordon sails for Europe Wednesday afternoon

and I have to get a message to him before the ship sails.

What makes you think you can get in touch--

Shh! Hurry.

Diana, wait a minute. You can't take this horse.

Don't be stuffy.

Now, Diana, we don't go around stealing horses.

I refuse to permit it.

You know what they do to horse thieves

in this part of the country?

Same thing they do to murderers.

We're already wanted for that.

This is happening.

It's happening to me.

- Now, how about Dodge City? - No!

- Three thousand dollars. - It's not worth it.

- Five thousand. - What?

If you get me to Dodge City by Wednesday morning

and I'll give you $2000 extra. That makes five.

Why don't you go along? You got a horse now.

Well, I'm afraid.

I like company. Seven thousand.

Oh, poor Gordon.

Rich Gordon. He won't mind.

I'll make it 8000.

Your three and $5000 extra.

Is it a deal?

It's a deal. Let's go.

- What's the matter? - Follow me.

So far so good. They'll be back.

- You're not worried? - Of course not.

We still have half a weeks trip ahead of us

with no money and no food.

Sheriff's deputy and a bounty hunter

after our hides for murder.

And a posse wanting us for horse thieves.

So what's to worry?

Oh, wait a minute.

I can't go any further.

I'm tired and hot and hungry.

Alright, we'll stop here.

What are we gonna do about food?

Say, you got a pin?

Uh, yeah.

- Here. - Good.

What are you gonna do with it?

Don't bend it.

What are you gonna use it for?

Have you ever harpooned a fish?

No.

There's plenty of dry wood around here

you gather some up.

Here's some matches and you can start us a fire.

Let's put the horses over here.

Now back to "Maverick."

- Where's mine? - Mmm?

Oh, over there.

What?

Well, the stream's down at the bottom of that hill.

You don't expect me to go fishin'.

Not really.

But then if you get hungry enough

you'll have to prove both of us wrong.

It's delicious.

- You're cheating. - What?

Alright, you win.

Come on over here.

That's a dirty pool.

Crying.

Now, don't burn it.

Well, put it down next to the fire.

Alright.

Well, here. Take this.

Ah...

- Say something. - Mm?

Oh, I'm sleeping.

No, you're not. You're angry.

No, I'm not angry.

Yes, you are.

You don't think I'm good for anything.

Now, I didn't say that.

Alright, what?

- Mm? - Do you think I'm good for?

Oh, I think you'd make a good wife for that, uh...

What's his name?

Oh...

- Now, what? - I hate you.

I thought you did.

Goodnight.

- What happened? - Animals.

Well, what'd you expect?

People?

Please.

Alright, they won't hurt you.

- You think I'm a coward. - No.

Yes, you do.

Alright, I think you're a coward.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Well, I'll give you 50 bucks apiece for 'em.

- Sold. - Not both of them.

- Both of them. - Oh, but--

Now, you let me handle this. Hmm?

Gentlemen, what have you got?

Ah, thank you.

Four aces. What've you got?

Oh, thanks.

I'd like to cash in now

if you gentlemen don't mind.

So soon?

Well, I've got a long ride ahead of me.

I must say it's been a very enjoyable game.

- There you are, sir. - Thank you.

You have a very nice town here, gentlemen.

Very lovely. Buh-bye.

Not bad for an hours work.

We've tripled our investment.

- Three hundred dollars? - To the penny.

Now we can not only buy a horse and a rig

but we could stock up on supplies

and this time, we'll travel in style.

Oh, thank heavens.

Uh, morning, sheriff.

You know what day this is?

Tenth I believe.

- Sunday the tenth. - That's right.

And we have a strict regulation in this town

against gambling on the sabbath.

Oh, well, I'm sorry, sheriff, I didn't know.

Ignorance of the law don't cut no ice.

And everybody in that game is subject to a fine.

Well, I guess what must be must be.

- How much? - Three hundred dollars.

- What? - That's right, mister.

Three hundred.

Yeah, but, sheriff, you see, I...

No horse, no rig.

Well, at least we still have this.

I've been saving it for a rainy day.

At the moment, it seems to be pouring.

Diamonds.

Daddy gave it to me for my 18th birthday.

You've had this all along?

I said, I'd never give it up until things got desperate.

- They are and here it is. - What do you give for it?

Um eh, a quarter.

A quarter?

Yeah, I'll take the chance.

Twenty five cents?

Yeah probably, I shouldn't go over 20 but I...

...I like to oblige.

Do you realize how much that necklace is worth?

It's worth whatever I can get for it.

I don't have much call for such trinkets.

Never get more than a half a dollar

and then I've got to think of the overhead and some profit.

Twenty five cents, take it or leave it.

We'll leave it.

A quarter?

Psst.

Come here.

Now, don't make any false moves.

Come on over here.

Come on.

Now, that's better.

That's it.

Now, it's a crime to only offer a quarter

for that fine necklace you've got there, ma'am.

I'm a traveling man.

I get around to places

where people will pay what it's really worth.

So why don't you just hand it to me?

Hurry up, lady, I'm gonna have to put a bullet

through your friend there.

Get the necklace, the necklace.

Wait, wait.

Sheriff.

It's Nevers.

Come on.

What'll you give us for this?

Ah, this is worthwhile.

Item like this really moves. Now we can do business.

Good, we'll take it out in trade.

Watch for Nevers. See where he goes.

Now, we need some bacon and flour and, uh

some sugar and beans and couple of pots

a frying pan and, uh, some knives

forks, and spoons, huh?

- Howdy. - Howdy.

Ben Nevers from Dangerfield.

Pleasure, Mr. Nevers. What can I do for you?

Oh, I'm looking for a man and a woman traveling together.

Him, mmm, tall, 30. Nice-looking.

Her, ooh, slim.

Twenty. Nicer-looking. Seen 'em?

Now, here's somethin' you can use, latest thing for biscuits.

Yeah, okay, fine, I'll take it.

Uh, don't forget the beans, huh?

He's talking to the sheriff.

Good as long as he keeps talking to him.

- They're coming this way. - Uh?

Uh, let's go. Alright, thank you old fella.

What do we do now?

We, we have supplies but still no horses.

There's no time to worry about that.

Fryer can tell Nevers where we are.

Let's go.

Wait a minute, I'm caught.

How far are we going to run?

Till we're sure we're in the clear.

Come on.

- You alright? - Yes, I'm alright.

I'm sorry, Bart.

I just can't go another step.

Listen, I've been through this country before

there's a town just up ahead.

Try to make it, huh?

What'll we do when we get there?

We don't have any money.

Well maybe I can swap a pound of sugar

for a stack of chips.

You're right. Let's go.

Where is everybody?

It's a ghost town.

I thought you said you'd been here before.

Not in town.

I went by in a stage.

I saw it from the ridge up there.

Well, what do we do?

Well, might as well make ourselves at home.

With our finances

this time we can afford the best the town has to offer.

My lady.

Now, back to "Maverick."

Oh, that's a good girl.

Ah, it's heavy.

- 'Night. - 'Night.

Oh, no!

Ouch! What's going on here?

- You were right. - About what?

- I'm no good for anything. - I didn't say that.

No, but you think it.

You do.

And you're wrong.

No, everything's a mess.

Well, we can straighten it out.

What, uh, what's this?

Biscuits.

Oh.

Well, that feels kinda strange for biscuit dough.

What's it made of?

Well, a little bit of everything.

Baking powder for one thing.

Yeah, well, that ought to make it pretty good.

You make it look so easy when you do it.

It is, uh, when you know how.

I don't know how to do anything.

I've got us stranded out here in the middle of nowhere.

We're not stranded.

We'll never get to Dodge City by tomorrow morning.

No. By the looks of things I think that's right.

And I won't be able to wire Gordon

that... we don't have any money and we won't have any

and... I don't know how to do anything

and it's not fair to you to have me on your hands.

Am I complaining?

Well, you ought to.

Hey, cheer up.

My.

What a domestic scene.

Now, we're not gonna have any actions like before.

So you just put your hands up, both of you.

- What are you going to do? - Me? Nothin'.

Just going to take you back to Dangerfield.

Jury will decide what to do with you.

'Course nobody's thought much of McKey

so you probably won't hang as long as you get the money back.

We don't have the money.

Well, stick to that story and you will hang.

- We don't have it. - Alright.

But if you wanna save your necks, you do like I tell you.

Say something.

I can't think of a thing.

Look, it isn't me you have to convince

it's the folks back in Dangerfield.

They know whoever killed McKey has got that money.

And they're pretty darn well certain

it was you that killed him.

Come on over here.

Mister, this is ridiculous. We have--

I'm just performing my civic duty

in bringing you to justice.

And aiming to get back what's rightfully mine.

But I'll give you one more chance.

Remember, your life depends on it.

So... where do you got that money hid?

Nice going.

I'm gonna make sure he doesn't have another gun.

What's that?

That's money.

It's in a Dangerfield Bank envelope.

[Diana] I don't understand.

Must be some of the money McKey took.

How did this man get it?

I think...

He told us that himself.

Whoever killed McKey took the money.

You mean, he's the murderer?

Yeah, it looks like.

By planting this money on us he hoped to convict us.

Leave himself in the clear.

Diana, I think we're gonna beat that deadline

to Dodge City after all.

- We are? - Yeah.

We'll send somebody back from Dodge to pick him up.

There's a rickety old wagon outside the hotel.

I think it'll hold together. He's got a horse.

Honey, you're gonna be rich again.

Get those handcuffs.

Hey, what are you doing?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Come on. Wait a minute.

- Hey, that tickles. - Oh, thank you, sir.

Now, back to "Maverick."

- Howdy? - Oh, howdy, Ben?

Hey, I caught up with Maverick and that girl.

They had some of McKey's cash on them, alright.

Darn if they didn't go jump me, knock me out

handcuffed me to this dang stool and then light out again.

- Know where they went? - Well, that's kinda woozy.

But I think they said Dodge City.

Well, we'll track 'em down.

Whoa!

Look, there it is.

Dodge City.

Well, doesn't make any difference.

We can still make it.

I'll unhitch the horse, you can ride into town

and send that telegram.

I'll follow along behind you on foot.

It's no use.

Why not? It's still early.

You can send that telegram in plenty of time

to get to Boston before the ship sails.

Is that all you can think about?

Sending the telegram?

Well, I, uh, thought that's the reason we came here.

Isn't it?

Are you eager to get me married off?

I'm just eager to get my $8,000.

Marrying you off is the only way I can do it.

I'm all for it.

Oh, alright.

Hurry up and unhitch the horse.

I'll get your old money for you.

I can get down myself.

- Hi there. - Howdy.

I'm lookin' for a young lady.

She came in not too long ago

sent a telegram to Boston.

Not in here she didn't.

Uh, are you sure?

I'm not blind, mister.

Been no telegram to Boston, been no young lady.

Uh, thanks.

- You're under arrest. - What?

- For robbery and murder. - Uh, not so fast.

I'm not the murderer, but I know who is.

Don't listen to him, Ben. Search him.

You'll find the money. That should be enough.

Take your hands off of me, Brock.

Oh, resisting arrest, huh? I'll show you.

Oh, I give up.

- Here he is, Ben. - Yeah.

Well, Mr. Maverick, like I was sayin' you're under arrest.

As I was saying, sheriff, I'm not the murderer. He is.

Well, now, it's easy enough to settle that, Ben.

You just search us.

The murderer will have the cash on him.

Go ahead. I'm not afraid.

You won't find nothin' on me.

Yeah, what's that?

Huh?

Oh, wait, uh...

He must've planted it on me while we were fightin'.

Uh, how would I've gotten it?

Well you took that from me before...

Alright.

But you're not takin' me in.

Now don't either of you move.

Stand right where you are. Both of ya.

Bart.

I'll be right down.

Well, Nevers, now you know the truth.

Yeah. Makes better sense this way.

Somehow, never did figure you as a killer.

Yeah, well, why were you followin' us?

Well, they found a deed in the bank.

Seems there's one of them Dangerfield mines

that McKey didn't get rid of.

No one wants to buy it for $50,000.

Need Mrs. Dangerfield's signature on it

mm, sent me to get it.

What do you know?

Diana.

- Did you hear that, Diana? - Yes. isn't it wonderful?

Now, Ms. Dangerfield, I'm gonna take this murderer

to the local jail.

While I'm ready to start back home with him now

you look these over, and I'll be back in 20 minutes.

And if you wanna sign

I'm authorized to get the money for you.

Thank you.

Come on, you. Come on.

Where in the blazes have you been?

Walking. The horse threw me.

I just got into town.

When I saw Mr. Brock and Mr. Nevers...

...I hid.

The horse threw you?

A girl who can outdistance a posse.

The horse threw her?

Well, I...

I'm sorry, Bart.

But I just couldn't go through with it.

I don't love Gordon, and I can't marry him.

- I see. - Oh, don't be angry.

- No, I'm not angry. - Yes, you are.

I just couldn't marry Gordon.

I don't wanna go back east.

And even if... you don't want me...

...I've decided to stay here.

And now that we have this, why, I can give you your 8,000

and still have enough left over to start a little business.

Business?

How would you like to use some of this to, uh

subsidize a working gambler?

No, I mean something sensible, and I know just the thing.

I'll open a restaurant.

A restaurant?

I'll, uh, open for 200.

An Apache Nightmare beats a Texas Tornado, right?

Right. As long as the queen is black.

You're catching on very fast, cousin.

You know, if Uncle Bo knew

you were playing a game called Eight-toed Sloth

he would turn your picture to the wall.

Bart's become one of our regulars, Maverick

since we lost Mr. McKey.

Turned into a pretty good poker player too.

As George so aptly puts it, all sweat and no bet

makes for a very slow game, Beau.

Alright. I'll call. What have I got?

By George! He made it. Look!

An Apache Nightmare.

Or as we say, a Full Hogan.

Well, you don't often see anything like that.

- I win? - Well, you sure do.

You can't get any higher.

Uh, this is turning into a very interesting game at that.

Hold it, Cousin Beau.

Uh, gentlemen, correct me if I'm wrong

but as I recall the rules of the game

an Apache Nightmare is only good up until midnight.

My watch says fourteen and a half minutes past the hour.

Uh, he's right, Maverick. Tough luck.

Bart takes it with a Wooly Mammoth.

What now?

It's from Ms. Dangerfield's restaurant.

Excellent food in the main

but has trouble with her biscuits.

You, uh, you know Ms. Dangerfield

don't you, Bart?

Oh, I most certainly have had the pleasure.

Well, gentlemen, ante 50 each.

And we'll play a little hand of Reverse Pinwheel.

♪ Who is the tall dark stranger there ♪

♪ Maverick is the name ♪

♪ Ridin' the trail to who knows where ♪

♪ Luck is his companion ♪

♪ Gamblin' is his game ♪

♪ Smooth as the handle on a gun ♪

♪ Maverick is the name ♪

♪ Wild as the wind in Oregon ♪

♪ Blowin' up a canyon ♪

♪ Easier to tame ♪

♪ Riverboat ring your bell ♪

♪ Fare thee well Annabel ♪

♪ Luck is the lady that he loves the best ♪

♪ Natchez to New Orleans ♪

♪ Livin' on jacks and queens ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend of the West ♪

♪ Riverboat ring your bell ♪

♪ Fare thee well Annabel ♪

♪ Luck is a lady that he loves the best ♪

♪ Natchez to New Orleans ♪

♪ Livin' on jacks and queens ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend of the West ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend of the West ♪♪