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[Bill] Mr. Maverick!

- Mr. Maverick! - Whoa, whoa.

- I got some bad news for ya. - Yeah?

Your brother's been shot.

Shot? How bad.

He might not make it.

"Maverick."

Starring James Garner and Jack Kelly.

Produced by Warner Brothers.

From the entertainment capital of the world.

Produced for television by Warner Brothers.

Gee.

He's here!

He's here!

Here he comes!

He's here, everybody!

- Kinda hot, ain't it, doc? - Yeah, it sure is.

Even hotter than usual for around here, doc.

Oh, I-I'm not a doctor.

I hope nobody's sick.

We're all in pretty good health, doc.

I got a corn that's troublin' me some

but a little liniment will fix it.

You're gonna stay a spell, doc?

Maybe you're on a holiday, doc.

Oh.

Uh, you folks don't, by any chance

think that I'm Doc Holliday, do ya?

Well, it could be, doc.

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you

but my name is Maverick, Bret Maverick.

- Oh, is that so? - Yeah.

I met Holliday once, he's a little shorter than I am.

Of course, he isn't half as good lookin'.

Could I speak with you alone for a bit, Mr. Maverick?

- Well, you sure can. - Thank you.

Cecil, tend to the man's horse.

Step right out here.

- I'm Sheriff Bill McPeters. - It's a pleasure.

I figured I kinda ought to explain

the way those folks are behavin'.

You see, Cecil Mason, that bean pole

that's holdin your horse there?'

Well, he's got a c...

Get out of here, Grady.

He's got a cousin, lives in Tombstone that writes regular.

- Mm-hmm. - Now, the cousin don't drink.

And he's generally considered to be reliable.

Well, he wrote that Doc Holliday

was goin' to Yuma for a visit.

And we got it figured down the doc will be passin'

through here sometime today.

Well, good, you tell him I said hello.

I'll do that.

Now, let me tell you somethin'.

I can reason why a man like Holliday

wouldn't want it to be known to every Tom, Dick, and Harry

who he is in a strange town.

Why, a lot of folks might want to take a pot at him.

That makes sense.

But the people around here

respect the name, Holliday.

Sheriff, my name is still Maverick.

Oh, sure it is. Sure it is.

I tell you what, we're havin' a town meetin'

right here in the social hall

we always have some vittles with it.

Kinda like havin' a picnic

and doin' business all at the same time.

Have you ate?

Oh, I'm a little late, sheriff, uh...

I gotta meet a fella in Yuma.

Yuma, huh?

Well, now, what else is there in that direction?

Uh-huh.

I think I'll just pick up a can of sardines

from your store there and ride on.

I'm a little late as I say and I appreciate your offer.

How long since you had eastern turkey with sage dressin'?

- Eastern turkey? - Eastern turkey.

None of them scrawny old birds like you find

around here, but genuine, knee high

eastern turkey with biscuits

both brown and white, and two kinds of gravy

thickenin' and specklin'.

Sheriff, it's been a long time since I had eastern turkey.

Folks, you better put on another plate for dinner.

Let's get to the kitchen and get his out of the oven.

I'm acceptin' your hospitality on one condition

that you're inviting Bret Maverick to eat with you.

Sure thing, Mr. Maverick.

Hey, I thought Mavericks was cattle.

Don't let that upset you, son.

Back east they got a whole state named "Jersey."

Alright, alright, folks.

Now, you ain't bashful and you all know your places.

Doc... Well, I mean, Maverick.

You sit right there on the left.

Thank you, sheriff.

Come on out in the kitchen and lend me some help.

- Well, hello. - Hello.

Uh, Bret Maverick.

Laura Hayes but nobody ever bothers

to call me that, folks just call me, "Doll."

Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, doll.

Isn't that a dreadful name?

My husband used to call me that

but ever since he died folks have kinda adopted it.

Well, I can understand that.

[Grady] Here comes the bird!

Now, you get out of the way, Grady.

Here she comes!

Was I lyin' to you, mister?

Or was I tellin' the truth?

Sheriff, you were tellin' the truth.

Hey, sheriff, can I see you a minute?

I'm still eatin', Cecil.

Well, it's kind of important.

Oh, alright. Excuse me, folks.

Doggonit, Cecil, I was entertainin' the guest.

Well, hear me out, will you?

There's another fella out there waterin' his horse.

And what about it?

Well, he fits the description

I've got of Doc Holliday

better than that turkey eater over there.

Say, maybe his name is Maverick.

Well, he said it was, didn't he?

Oh, shut up.

Let's have a look at this feller outside.

Are you Holliday?

Nope, my name is Maverick.

Doggonit, there's somethin' goin' on around here.

Well, I wouldn't know about that, sheriff

I just got here.

- Where are you bound? - Yuma.

Did you have a nice trip, Wyatt?

I-I mean, Bart.

Folks, I'd like you to meet my brother, Bart Maverick.

Well, say we are sure are pleased to meet you.

We was wrappin' ourselves around some vittles.

How long since you had eastern turkey with sage dressin'?

And two kinds of gravy, thickenin' and specklin'.

Well, it sounds pretty good.

Well, come on in and pull up a chair.

Cecil, tend to the man's horse.

I still say Mavericks is cattle.

I'll tell you somethin', son

I once knew a drummer from Kansas City

his name was Holstein.

Come in, come in and make yourself at home.

Maggie, get a clean plate for the gentleman.

And you sit here next to the widow Hayes

Mr. Earp... Oh, I mean, Maverick.

Thanks, sheriff.

- What's the play? - I don't know.

But the food's great.

- Well, hello. - Hello.

You know, too late for you boys to move on tonight.

Maggie, you've got a room at the hotel, haven't ya?

Sure. I'll make room.

What started you out for Yuma?

The same thing that started you, Brother Bart.

I started runnin' out of coin.

Hey, why do you think these people

are trying to delay us here?

Not us, Brother Bart, Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday.

Sheriff, they're here.

They're riding up the street right now.

- Hello, sheriff. - Hello, Jim.

- Stage get in yet? - Not yet.

- Are you expecting somebody? - I might be.

You figurin' on bein' in town long?

Well, as long as we want, sheriff, just like always.

We got a couple of other visitors here.

- That so? - Yeah.

They're in social hall havin' breakfast

to steak and eggs this very minute.

Now, am I supposed to wonder who they are?

It might prove interesting.

Alright, sheriff, who are they?

Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp.

I guess you know the Clantons in Tombstone

are first cousins of mine.

Yeah, Earp don't get along too good

with them Clantons, does he?

I know you don't like us hangin' around town, sheriff

but I never thought you'd employ

boogeymen to scare us away.

Well, it isn't against the law to be a cousin

of the Clantons, and boogeymen

haven't scared me since I was a toddler.

You tell your friends if they wanna talk to me

about anything I'll be up at the stable.

Leastwise I'll be there until the stage rolls in.

Come on.

He's got more grit than I reckoned on.

I told you he was never a coward.

You two hide just inside the doors.

Russ, you and injun climb up in the loft.

I'm gonna stay out here and play decoy.

And remember, don't let reputation scare you.

A bullet can stop Holliday and Earp

just as dead as the next fella.

Right.

- Good mornin', gents. - Good mornin', sheriff.

- Good mornin', sheriff. - Enjoyin' your breakfast?

- Sure am. - Join us?

No, thanks, I ate an hour ago.

- It's a nice day. - A beautiful day.

Not too hot and not too cool.

Yeah, it may stay that way clear till evenin'.

Sometimes it does.

It's a nice day for travelin'.

Yeah, and say, a feller just rode into town.

Got quite a reputation around here.

Could be he's known all the way to Tombstone.

What's his name?

Jim Mundy.

Oh, yeah, I've heard of him.

He's pretty fast with a gun.

He's the fastest in these parts.

You've heard of him, haven't you, Bart?

I heard the name, I guess.

Are you sure you won't join us, sheriff?

But he's outside now.

- Who? - Jim Mundy.

Oh, yeah, the gun fighter.

He's first cousin to the Clantons, you know?

That so?

Oh, the Clantons are a bad bunch, sheriff.

At least have some coffee.

Ain't you fellas even interested?

Interested?

That Jim Mundy's out there.

No. You, Bart?

I've seen gun fighters before.

But I told him you fellas was in here.

No I doubt if he ever heard of us.

He said he'd be waitin' to see ya down at the livery stable.

- See us? Why? - That's right.

Did you tell him the Maverick Brothers were in here?

No, sir. I told him Doc Holliday

and Wyatt Earp was in here.

You fellers didn't fool me none.

Well, sheriff, what did you do a fool thing like that for?

Don't you know the Earp and the Clantons are feudin'?

- I do. - Well, you can get us killed.

Now, you go back there and tell him you made a mistake.

- Mistake? - Yeah.

Now, you know.

Yeah, but...

What happened in there, sheriff?

Not a dag blame thing.

They still claim their name's Maverick.

- Mavericks is cattle. - Oh, shut up, Grady.

- Well, what do you think? - I think they're bluffin'.

Well, with my old ears I heard the big one

call the little one Wyatt.

So did I.

- You know what I'm gonna do? - No, what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna throw a little bluff of my own around here.

The sheriff's comin' alone.

- Did you give him my message? - I did.

And they got a message for you.

They say if you ain't outta town in the next 30 minutes

they'll be comin' around to see ya.

Is that so?

Well, you take another message for me.

I'm gonna save them the walk up here, sheriff.

They wanna see me?

In exactly ten minutes I'm coming down

to that saloon to look them over.

Oh, now, you wouldn't wanna do a fool thing like that.

You just deliver my message, hmm?

You really goin' down there?

Sure I am.

But you and Injun are goin' in the back way

so you can cover the whole place from the kitchen.

Then you and Max will go in the front way with me.

What's happenin' now, sheriff?

No time for talk, Cecil.

No time for talk.

Are you fellers really named Maverick?

'Cause if you are, you're in for a mess of trouble.

Well, did you tell Mundy you made a mistake?

Why did you call him Wyatt yesterday?

I was just asking myself the same question.

How much trouble are we in, sheriff?

I told him you fellers said if he wasn't outta town

in 30 minutes that you'd be down to see him.

You mean you told him Earp and Holliday would?

That's right.

- We don't have to go. - It's a little beyond that now.

What do you mean it's a little beyond that?

- He called your bluff. - Whose bluff?

I really did think you was Earp and Holliday.

Well, what did Mundy say?

He said he'd save you the trip down.

Said he'd be up here to see you fellers in just ten minutes.

I gather by all of this that you're anxious

to get Jim Mundy out of town.

- That's right. - You mind telling us why?

Oh, we got a nice little town here

peaceful except when Mundy and his bunch show up.

They just kinda take over.

You see, the truth is I can't handle 'em

so, we have to put up with 'em and count our blessings.

They live around here?

[Bill] They've got a spread 20 miles south of here

right on the border.

We figure they use it as a depot for rustled cattle

but we've never been able to prove it.

[Bret] Why is it suddenly so important to get rid of 'em

sounds like you've been livin' with 'em up till now.

I see you haven't heard

of the silver strike in the Linda Ways.

Meridien Mining Company to keeps its payroll

right here in the bank.

And you think Mundy's got ideas about that?

That's right. See, the bank's important to the town

and we need the business with the mine.

Two-hundred and fifty miners come here every Saturday

and get paid out of that bank across the street.

Well, I don't know, sheriff.

That bank looks pretty sturdy to me.

Oh, it's rock and brick from top to bottom

and they keep two armed guards on duty

every minute that it's open.

If the company thought we couldn't absolutely

protect that payroll, they'd take their business

out of here over to Central City just like that.

Well, sheriff, every town in the territory

has the same problem you do.

That's right. Every bank is a target for hold-ups

but of all the towns I've been in, sheriff

your bank looks like it'd be about the hardest to take.

Well, if it can be taken Mundy's the man that'll do it.

And him and has gang have been hangin'

around town here a lot more than usual the late.

That's why we was hopin' that you two fellas...

Uh-oh, that's him.

The one on the right.

I guess I better try to head 'em off.

What do we do?

- Talk our way out. - Talk?

That bunch doesn't look like it's huntin' for conversation.

You wanna shoot your way out?

Uh, let's talk.

Now, now wait a minute, fel...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Take this bureau for me, will you, sheriff?

Here, throw her down, shorty.

No! Handle it gently, please.

I have several bottles of perfume in it.

Oh, why yes, ma'am.

Certainly, ma'am.

Say, are you getting' off here in Bonita, ma'am?

Yes, sir.

Well, are you visitin' somebody?

[Jim] Junie.

Hello, Jimmy.

Ha-ha! Junie, you look wonderful.

I thought you'd forgotten I was due today.

Ah. I'd never do that.

Well, let's show ourselves.

It's awful hard to be mean when you've got your arm

around a girl as pretty as that.

Oh, sheriff, uh, this is my cousin, miss June Mundy.

She's come out to visit me for a spell.

It's a real pleasure, ma'am.

But, Jim you ain't gonna put a lady like this

up in that cow barn of yours, are ya?

You know, you're right.

Now that I see her I realize she just

wouldn't fit out at the range.

You think Mrs. Pierce can find a room for her in the hotel?

I imagine so.

I just imagine so.

Oh, sheriff, why don't you let Cass carry this one.

June.

Excuse me, for a minute.

Uh, Jim, you ain't gonna start nothin'

before the lady, are ya?

No trouble, sheriff.

I'd be grateful to you.

This way, ma'am.

Jim, that ain't Earp.

Neither man.

One of 'em may be Doc Holliday

but I know Earp when I see him.

Hm.

Well, the sheriff's trying to bluff me.

Or else they're bluffin' him.

Either way it's good. The people in this town figure

they've got Earp or Holliday around

they'll feel a lot safer.

You gents wanna see me?

No, no, live and let live is our way of thinkin'.

Good.

[Jim] You keep thinkin' like that you might live long enough

to see your grandchildren.

Come on.

[Bart] Have a nice trip, Miss Collins?

Are you addressing me, sir?

Why, Miss Collins, don't you remember me?

I'm afraid I don't.

But I'm sure it can be corrected.

My name is June Mundy.

Uh, how-how do you do, Miss Mundy?

Who is he?

A man I met when I was dancing in Abilene, a gambler.

They usually know enough to keep their mouths shut.

Who is she?

She says her name is June Mundy.

But where'd you know her.

Abilene, a dancer.

Every time she went into her act I won.

Well, it is nice when they watch something

besides you and the cards.

- Another cup of coffee? - Yeah.

Now, for the next act of "Maverick."

I'll have that cup of coffee with you now.

I'm gonna be nervous as a Mexican dog

in a snowstorm from now till payday.

Sheriff, when those miners get paid

where do they spend the money?

Oh, they hang around town here, drink and gamble.

Enough of that, cousin.

Oh, honey, save that cousin stuff for outside.

Let's talk business.

There's nothing to talk about.

You know the plan.

I know you're plannin' to rob a bank

but I don't know how.

And if it's the bank I saw outside...

It is the bank you saw outside.

It looks impossible.

Yeah, it does at that.

It's built of solid brick.

And iron on the windows.

And two mean guards inside with big guns.

But they go home at night after they lock up.

We won't have to worry about them.

Well, what do you do, just walk up and start

sawing through the iron shutters

and pray nobody pays any attention?

Ah, but they would pay attention, honey.

This is a very nosey town.

Oh, let's keep our minds on business. How?

Where do you think the bank is now?

It's there. Right down there.

This room is built over it.

This wood is all that's between...

Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not gonna be that easy.

Underneath this floor there are eight by 12-inch beams

set flush and under the beams there's thick plaster.

Now, we're gonna have to smuggle equipment up here.

Another thing, we have to finish the job tomorrow night

because Saturday's payday.

That isn't much time.

And isn't cutting through wood and plaster noisy?

Sure.

But nobody'll hear it.

That's why we're gonna use you.

Oh, Jim, I'm tired.

I'm very, very tired.

You're pawing me like the kind of men

I'm trying to get away from!

Alright, alright.

I'll wait.

This is the dynamite?

Yes.

Well, good girl.

You know, if one of us had tried to buy

this much explosive a 100 miles

in any direction they'd have an army

around that bank right now.

Your costume, huh?

- One of them. - Good.

I know just how we can use it.

Gentlemen, may I have your attention please?

I know that most of you have never thought of me

as a particularly good neighbor, but I haven't felt

the same about you folks here in Bonita and I wanna prove it.

So, tomorrow night I'm gonna throw a party.

It'll mean free food and free drinks

for everybody in town.

That's not all!

I have another surprise for you, a big surprise.

Now, you're probably wondering about this.

Well, this afternoon my cousin, Miss June Mundy

arrived in town and it just so happens that by profession

this beautiful young lady is an exotic ballet dancer.

So, tomorrow night at exactly 10 o'clock

she's gonna dance for us here in this hall.

And this, this is the costume she'll wear.

Yeah, well, hang it up somewhere where everybody can see it.

Good. Here, you heard the man, hang it up.

That'll give 'em somethin' to think about

between now and tomorrow night.

Well, Mr. Maverick.

Good afternoon, Mrs. Hayes.

Why, Mr. Maverick, why so formal?

Mrs. Hayes indeed.

I thought you frowned on the nickname of doll.

Well, I do, but I've been

called that so much I don't even

recognize any other name.

Alright then, doll, you just call me Bret.

Alright, Bret.

Use this. Here.

Can't you make less noise?

Ah, this is bad.

Why can't we let it go till tonight?

Now, get it through your thick head.

There won't be time tonight. We've got ten inches

of solid beam to go through tonight.

I explained this to you over and over

the whole thing's timed out down to the minute.

[Max] Alright, you don't have to yell at me.

- I ain't deaf, you know. - Sshh.

Both of you are making twice the noise that nail did.

Get those blankets.

Hurry up.

That oughta muffle it.

Who is it?

[Bart] Your neighbor, Bart Maverick.

Yes, Mr. Maverick?

Are you alone?

Yes, I am. Why?

Uh, well, I-I was just going to go for a walk.

Would you like to join me?

That's nice of you, Mr. Maverick

but I'm still very tired from my trip.

Perhaps tomorrow.

Alright then, I'll ask again tomorrow.

Sorry to have bothered you.

Well, that's that.

He heard it alright. Russ.

You better come on with me, Max.

Now, wait a minute.

He didn't hear anything.

And even if he did, what would it mean to him?

If he gives it two seconds thought

he'll figure out what it was.

I'll feel a lot safe if he doesn't do

any thinking or any talking.

If he heard something, why didn't he mention it?

Look, 30 seconds after that nail squealed

he's knocking on your door. He had to hear it.

Just sounds to me like he did.

No, wait.

If I thought he stood in the way of our plans

I'd take a gun and do it myself

but I don't believe he heard anything.

Underneath us there's $100,000.

Outside there's a man who might keep us from getting it.

Now, what's more important to you?

The money or the man?

You check and see if that hall's clear.

Afternoon, Brother Bret. Nice day for a ride.

It couldn't be nicer, Brother Bart.

Looks like doll's got another sightseer for the ruins.

Shut up.

- Excuse me. - What for?

Your guess is as good as mine.

You tell your tin horn brother

to stay away from my friend, Mrs. Hayes.

Your friend?

Why don't you just tell him yourself?

Excuse me.

Maverick!

Now, I'd like to oblige you, but I'm not wearin' a gun.

All you tin horns carry one out of sight someplace.

Uh-huh. I don't.

Draw, tin horn.

I would, but I don't have anything to draw.

I said draw!

- You don't believe me. - Draw!

Now, look, mister I...

I don't know why you picked this fight

but if you tell me what's bothering you

maybe we can straighten it out.

Self-defense like everybody saw.

He knocked me down and tried to draw on me.

- I saw it. - I saw it, too.

But I didn't see Maverick try to draw no gun.

What do you think that is?

A turnip?

[Bill] Mr. Maverick!

- Mr. Maverick! - Whoa, whoa.

I got some bad news for ya.

- Yeah? - Your brother's been shot.

Shot? How bad.

He might not make it.

- Where is he? - Doc Kellar's office.

[Kellar] There, it looks like you might live after all, Mr. Maverick.

And if that bullet had struck an inch in any other direction

you just wouldn't be here.

How long am I gonna be off my feet?

It depends. I don't wanna move you away

from here for a day or two. I gotta fix a dressing

Now, you just see he don't wiggle around none.

Yes, sir.

So, you got yourself shot.

That's the rumor.

I guess you had it comin'.

Yeah, one thing I'm sorry for though.

- What's that? - Miss tonight's party.

It's alright, I'll say hello for ya.

Bret, you're not plannin' anything old fashioned

now, you know, like getting' revenge for an only brother?

I'm not mad at anybody.

They didn't shoot me.

That's right.

I certainly wouldn't do anything about it

if it was the other way around.

I need you to hold still, this is gonna bite a little bit.

I'll be getting' along.

I can't stand the sight of pain.

Uh, Bret, I wish it was you lyin' here instead of me.

That's my boy.

- Oh, is he alright? - Yeah.

Sheriff, why'd Aikens pick a fight?

I don't know. Nobody seems to.

Here's your brother's gun.

Is this the gun my brother pulled on Aikens?

That's the story.

It's got quite a few notches on it.

There's room for another. Which one is Aikens?

He's the young one, with the yeller eyes.

Rides the paint.

And he's got quite a reputation with a gun.

Sheriff, you'd be surprised how many men I know

that had have reputations with guns

and are no better than an ordinary cowhand.

Well, how good are you?

Well, I'm not too good, but then I always like

to think the next man is even worse.

Are you gonna gun for Russ?

I don't know, I'll have to think it over.

They're all gone now.

- Alright, let's get busy. - Hand me a saw.

Now, back to "Maverick."

Go about, Dennis, how about another round on Jim Mundy?

Let's get these glasses filled up, little lady.

Hello, gamblin' man. How about a drink?

No, thank you. Where's your man, Aiken?

- Oh, he didn't come tonight. - Where is he?

[Jim] He went on vacation, he headed south.

By now he's probably somewhere in Mexico.

[Bret] If he changes his mind tell him I'd like to see him.

[Jim] I'll do that.

Jim.

That galoot's wearin' my gun.

Yeah, I know.

If anyone gives us trouble tonight I hope it's him.

Well, everybody havin' a good time?

That's what I like to see.

Now you keep those glasses empty

and I'll keep 'em full.

Drink up, drink up now!

- You take another turn, Cass. - Let me have it.

How long before they relieve us?

Another ten minutes.

- Who is it? - Mrs. Pierce. Open the door.

I'm dressing.

What is it you want?

[Mr. pierce] What's going on in your room?

What's the grating noise?

I didn't hear anything.

I'd like to look inside, please.

No, Mrs. Pierce.

This is my hotel.

And this is my room.

You have no right breaking in.

Very well.

I'll see what the sheriff has to say.

- Get her back here. - Wait!

I suppose you do have a right to know what's going on.

Please, come in.

Hm, Cecil?

Yeah, what can I do for ya?

Do you see Russ Aikens' horse along here anywhere?

Yeah, yeah, right here.

This is Russ's horse.

Hey, that's funny.

The whole Mundy bunch has got their horses here.

They'd rather keep 'em in the stable

while they're in town.

Thanks, Cecil.

Junie, what are you doing out there?

We'll need a lookout from now on.

There's already been one slip-up.

- What? - Look in there.

She didn't see nobody but June.

- It's alright. - Alright?

Injun, we'll spell ya.

You and Cass get over to the hall.

I could use a drink, too, you know.

Well, that's you.

That gamblin' man is lookin' for you

with blood in his eye and we don't want

any unnecessary disturbances.

You stand and watch that side.

And send Junie in here.

Alright.

June.

What are you doin' down here?

Now what would you do if that was Russ Aikens

instead of me at the door?

Oh, the doctor left me a prescription.

You'll be alright.

Well, you figured out why Aikens picked a quarrel yet?

Nope. Doesn't seem to be any reason.

You ride off with the widow and he guns me down.

Is there something you weren't tellin' me?

No. You're the only one I saw all day.

I was coming down for late breakfast

saw you and the widow, and there he was.

You didn't see anybody else?

Oh, I did ask our little dancing friend

if she'd like to take a walk, she said "No."

Well, maybe that's it.

Maybe Aikens doesn't want you walkin' with Miss Mundy.

Yeah, but she didn't have time to tell him anything about it.

She would if he was in the room when you asked.

- Did you see in the room? - No.

But even so, it isn't likely he'd get mad enough to kill me.

- She did say no. - Yeah, you're right.

There just doesn't seem to be any reason.

I'll visit you later.

Hey, I see you got a new gun.

Yeah, real bargain.

Where'd you get it?

Uh, took it off a fellow who got shot.

Easy now.

It's alright, there's no one out there.

Fix the blankets.

That's a good one, Harry, I have to remember that one.

Hey, honey. I just heard a new story, wait'll I tell ya.

- Hi, sheriff. - Hi, hi.

Aikens showed up yet?

Not yet. All the others are here though.

Those aren't the same two that were here earlier, are they?

By Johnny Saint, I reckon Jim went over to fetch his cousin.

She's due for a dance here in ten minutes.

[Russ] It's me, Russ.

The brother's on his way up.

- Who is it? - Bret Maverick, miss.

Could I see you for a minute?

What is it that you want, Mr. Maverick?

I'm looking for Russ Aikens.

What makes you think he's in here?

Well, you're an attractive woman, he's a man.

Thank you, Mr. Maverick.

Since you feel that way

perhaps I can call on you to do me a favor.

Well, yes, ma'am.

Well, I promised my cousin I'd entertain for the town

at 10 o'clock, and it's almost that time now.

Would you, uh, escort me over?

I'd consider it a pleasure, ma'am.

Well, this isn't the costume Jim promised I'd wear

but I'm sure the men won't be disappointed.

Well, I'm sure they won't.

This won't take long.

Can you boys get that rope ready?

It's after 10:00, ain't it?

Where's Jim and the girl at?

Yeah, if that little gal don't show up, honey

you put that thing on. You'd look cute in it.

Oh, doc.

I'll go see if they're comin'.

Oh there she is now!

- Where's your cousin? - He should be here.

There he is.

[Jim] Hello, Junie.

Alright, everybody, I know you've waited a long time.

Are you ready?

[Jim] Presenting for your entertainment, the young lady

who has performed for many of the crown heads of Europe...

...Miss June Mundy.

- Alright, honey, up on the bar. - On the bar?

Sure, we've gotta give these folks a real treat.

The more they like it the louder they'll yell.

Alright, boys, put her up there.

Come on!

Professor, "It Looks Like a Big Night Tonight"

can you play it?

- Hey. Hey. - You like that, sheriff?

Guys.

There's someone in the hall.

Help! Help!

Another sound and I'll kill you.

They've gone away.

Oh, miss.

I-I wonder if you could help me.

I locked myself out of my room, number 17.

Well, we aren't supposed to do that.

But I guess it'll be alright.

Okay, thank you. And I-I'll bring these back

to you in five minutes.

Thank you.

Hurry up with that dynamite.

Bring it up.

Russ what's wrong?

Nothing.

[Jim] Hurry up with that dynamite.

- Here comes the dynamite. - Russ!

[Jim] Russ, what's wrong, what are you doing?

There's enough powder to blow us to El Paso!

That's right, Mundy. Now throw your guns in the corner

and lie down on the floor where I can see ya.

Then I might pull the fuse.

Get down.

[Bret] Oops.

Stay the way you are, gentlemen.

You may be in that position from now on.

Hold it!

There you are.

An even split on the reward money.

I still don't know why you wanna count me in on it.

- I didn't do anything. - Oh, I don't know.

If you hadn't gotten yourself shot

then I might never have started wondering

about Miss Mundy's room.

Now, I ask you, could anyone want

a nicer brother than you?

Well, don't be too grateful.

I might get a guilty conscience later

'cause I don't plan to let you keep it.

Cut?

Thank you.

Can a man get a bite of food in this town?

Why, I think we can fix you up, mister, uh...

Holliday, Doc Holliday.

Sheriff, another one of them Maverick boys is out here.

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