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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

OH, HEY, DAD! THIS IS JENNIFER, ASHLEY, AND PIPER.

HI. HI.

LADIES.

HEY, MR. LOPEZ.

WHAT´S UP, TOBY?

CUMULUS, NIMBUS, AND STRATUS.

I ALWAYS LOVE A GOOD CLOUD JOKE.

WHAT´S WITH ALL THE BRITNEYS?

SHH!

CARMEN AND TOBY FINALLY MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

THIS IS BIG. I THINK THEY´RE GOING TO BE POPULAR.

MMM-HMM-HMM.

LISTEN, I´VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY ON THE INTERNET,

AND I THINK I FOUND YOUR FATHER.

WHAT? THAT´S AMAZING!

I KNOW!

I JUST FOUND OUT HE´S ALIVE, AND YOU ALREADY FOUND HIM.

WHERE IS HE? IN HERE.

DAD!

I DIDN´T THINK HE´D BE WHITE.

I GOT 500 PHONE NUMBERS IN THERE --

EVERY MANNY LOPEZ IN CALIFORNIA.

THAT´S GREAT, HONEY, BUT, UH...

I´LL HAVE TO GET TO IT AFTER I FINISH MY REPORT.

I GOT A BIG PITCH MEETING TOMORROW, YOU KNOW.

WOW! THE POWERS BROTHERS ARE LETTING YOU GO IN

AND PITCH ON A CONTRACT?

WE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT.

MMM-HMM-HMM.

BUT NOT IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT.

I´LL START CALLING THE MANNYS, YOU GO AND EAT WITH THE GIRLS.

OH, THIS IS PERFECT.

THOSE KIND OF GIRLS WOULDN´T LET ME SIT WITH THEM IN HIGH SCHOOL,

AND NOW THEY HAVE TO.

MIND IF I JOIN YOU, LADIES?

KINDA.

I´M MARRIED TO THAT. IT DON´T HURT NO MORE.

DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT JUSTIN BARNES

TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF IN GYM CLASS TODAY?

CAN YOU BELIEVE YOU WERE IN LOVE

WITH JUSTIN IN KINDERGARTEN?

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE KINDERGARTEN?

BEST FRIENDS.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

HELLO?

HOLD ON, I´LL ASK HER.

DO YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE?

MEGAN WANTS TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

NO, MY DAD WON´T LET ME HAVE ONE.

CALL HER BACK ON HER DAD´S PHONE.

THEN HE CAN RING THE BELL,

AND SHE´LL COME IN FROM THE FIELDS TO ANSWER IT.

WOW.

YOU´RE GONNA MAKE SOMEBODY A GREAT FIRST WIFE.

WELL, I DON´T HAVE A CELLPHONE, BUT I´VE GOT A PAGER.

YOU CAN GET NEWS UPDATES ON IT.

NEWS FLASH! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE NEWS!

WELL, I´M STUFFED. LET´S GO TO YOUR ROOM, CARMEN.

CAN WE HAVE SOME WATERS?

I WANT BUBBLES.

CARMEN, YOU WANT TO FIT IN SO BADLY WITH THESE GIRLS

THAT YOU´RE MAKING FUN OF TOBY?

WE´RE JUST MESSING WITH HER. SHE´LL BE FINE.

HEY, DAD, DO WE HAVE WATER WITH BUBBLES?

YEAH, IT´S CALLED BEER, AND YOU CAN´T HAVE ANY.

[ INTRO TO WAR´S "LOW RIDER" PLAYS ]

♫ ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW THE LOW RIDER ♫

I´M HERE.

COME ON, GEORGE, WE´RE UP. WE NEED THE COST REPORTS.

I GOT COPIES FOR EVERYBODY.

NOW, MY PLAN IS TO LAY BACK,

AND WHEN YOU GIVE ME THE NOD, I´LL JUMP IN WITH THE NUMBERS.

GEORGE, YOU´RE NOT GOING IN.

WE JUST NEEDED YOU TO BRING DOWN THE REPORTS.

I KNEW THAT. MAN, I WAS JUST JOKING.

THEN WHY DID YOU BRING A LASER POINTER?

´CAUSE SOMETIMES I NEED TO MAKE POINTS,

LIKE YOU AND YOU...

GO IN THERE AND GET THAT CONTRACT.

I WILL BE OVER HERE... IN THAT CHAIR.

DON´T TAKE IT TO HEART, GEORGE.

THEY JUST WANT TO HEAR FROM THE BIG BOYS.

WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN´T THE POWERS BROTHERS.

YOU BOYS SHINED YOUR SHOES FOR NOTHING.

WE GOT THIS CONTRACT LOCKED UP.

YOU SAID THE SAME THING OF THE GRUMMOND MEETING.

WE GOT GRUMMOND.

HAVE WE MET?

BEN ADAMS -- AEROCORP.

HEY, GEORGE LOPEZ, POWERS BROTHERS.

MMM, WHAT DO YOU DO OVER THERE?

RUN THE PLANT.

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

I RUN THE PLANT!

DAMN! YOU RUN THE PLANT!

HMM. HOW LONG YOU BEEN THERE?

I´VE BEEN MANAGER FOR A COUPLE MONTHS,

BUT, MAN, I´VE BEEN ON THE LINE FOR, LIKE, 15 YEARS.

SELF-MADE MAN.

I DO ALL RIGHT.

I THINK GEORGE LOPEZ CAN DO BETTER THAN ALL RIGHT.

I SEE GEORGE LOPEZ AS A VICE-PRESIDENT AT AEROCORP.

I SEE HIM WITH A BIG HOUSE, BETTER CAR,

AN UGLY NANNY IF YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE,

AND A HOT ONE IF YOU DON´T.

THANKS, BUT I´M DOING ALL RIGHT WHERE I AM NOW.

OH, OH, SO YOU LIKE STANDING OUTSIDE THE BIG MEETING.

MMM. JUST HANGING AROUND

LIKE A SKINNED DUCK IN CHINATOWN.

GEORGE.

EXCUSE ME. LOOKS LIKE I´M NEEDED.

HEY, LOOKS LIKE RAIN. COULD YOU PUT MY TOP UP?

BIG STORM BREWING, AND I´M THE ONLY GUY

THAT CAN DEAL WITH MY BOSS´S OVERHEAD SITUATION.

GEORGE, I HEARD.

I KNOW. THAT WAS FOR ME.

OH, MY GOD, I GOT AN E-MAIL FROM "HERE´S A HINT."

WHAT´S THAT?

IT´S THIS WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN SEND

ANONYMOUS COMPLIMENTS OR INSULTS TO PEOPLE.

"YOU´VE GOT GREAT EYES."

All: OOH!

WE SHOULD ALL CHECK OUR E-MAILS.

TOBY, LOOK. YOU GOT ONE.

"YOUR EYES HAVE A SPECIAL SPARKLE..."

THAT´S SWEET.

"WHENEVER YOU SEE TATER TOTS."

EXCUSE ME.

VICIOUS.

THANK YOU.

[ LAUGHING ]

WAIT -- YOU GUYS SENT THOSE E-MAILS?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? ´CAUSE IT´S FUNNY.

I DON´T THINK IT´S FUNNY.

CARMEN, CHILL.

IF I WAS FAT, I WOULD WANT SOMEONE TO TELL ME.

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT WE´VE GOT PLANNED FOR HER FRIDAY NIGHT.

WHAT, LIKE, SAY I´M SORRY...

BUT SPELL IT OUT IN TATER TOTS.

ARE YOU OUR FRIEND OR NOT?

COME ON, TOBE.

I KNOW WHAT´LL CHEER YOU UP. LET´S GO MAKE A CD FOR MY PARTY.

OKAY.

CARMEN, ARE YOU COMING?

YEAH, OKAY.

ANGIE.

GEORGE, I´M ON THE PHONE WITH MANNY LOPEZ.

YOU FOUND MY DAD?

NO, HE´S A LONELY 19-YEAR-OLD KID STUCK AT HOME WITH MONO.

YOU GOT MONO, DUDE. YOU CAN´T BE THAT LONELY.

SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PITCH?

I WOULDN´T KNOW. THEY MADE ME WAIT IN THE LOBBY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING THAT WAS?

HONEY...

15 YEARS AND THEY STILL DON´T RESPECT ME.

I THINK I KNOW WHY THEY´RE TREATING YOU LIKE THIS.

I DO, TOO.

MAYBE IT´S YOUR FAULT.

YOU SEE, I HAD SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

GEORGE, THEY STILL SEE YOU AS A GUY FROM THE LINE.

THEY DON´T SEE YOU AS MANAGEMENT YET.

WELL, OTHER COMPANIES DO.

I MET THIS GUY, BEN ADAMS, FROM AEROCORP.

HE SAID THEY WERE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME.

YOU DON´T HAVE TO JUMP SHIP.

YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE POWERS BROTHERS SEE YOU AS ONE OF THEM.

THEY GOTTA LOOK AT GEORGE LOPEZ AND SEE "EXECUTIVE."

WHY DOES EVERYBODY SAY "GEORGE LOPEZ"

LIKE I´M NOT EVEN HERE?

BUT YOU´RE RIGHT. GEORGE LOPEZ HAS GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAID?

THEY SAID THE MEETING WAS JUST FOR THE BIG BOYS.

I´M SORRY, HONEY.

I´M A BIG BOY.

YES, YOU ARE.

YOU ARE A BIG BOY.

YOU´RE MY BIG BOY.

DON´T PATRONIZE ME.

BUT DON´T STOP DOING THAT. THAT´S NICE.

LOOK AT YOU!

WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE?

I-I´M NOT GAY, BUT, UH...

I´VE NEVER BEEN TESTED LIKE THIS BEFORE.

ALL RIGHT. LAST CALL ON THE SUIT.

UH, THAT SUIT IS SO SHARP, IT´S A SAFETY VIOLATION.

[ LAUGHS ]

THANK YOU, ERNIE.

HEY, SPEAKING OF SAFETY VIOLATIONS,

NO MORE WALKMANS OR BOOM BOXES WHEN YOU´RE WORKING.

YOU´RE KIDDING, RIGHT? NO.

WHEN THAT WORK BELL RINGS,

I WANNA HEAR NOTHING BUT MACHINES.

ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT´S A REALLY GOOD START,

BUT IF YOU WANT THEM TO FEAR YOU, FIRE ALBERTO.

WHAT DID HE DO?

NOTHING. I HATE HIS LAZY EYE.

IT FOLLOWS ME AROUND LIKE A PAINTING.

I´M NOT FIRING ALBERTO.

IT DOES FOLLOW YOU LIKE A PAINTING.

GEORGE, I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT. I THINK I GOT THE FLOOR UNDER CONTROL.

WHAT DO YOU NEED?

JIMMY´S STILL SICK.

WE CAN´T AFFORD A BACKLOG, SO HOP ON HIS MACHINE, WOULD YOU?

GO BACK ON THE LINE?

WELL, YEAH, JUST FOR A FEW DAYS.

WHY DON´T I JUST TRAIN SOMEBODY?

IT´S YOUR OLD MACHINE, GEORGE. IT´S EASIER THIS WAY.

THIS IS JUST TEMPORARY.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ALBERTO?

I DON´T KNOW.

GOOD NEWS, HONEY.

ONLY 400 MANNY LOPEZES LEFT TO CALL.

WAIT A SECOND. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A WORK SHIRT?

THEY PUT ME BACK ON MY OLD MACHINE TODAY.

THAT´S HORRIBLE.

NO, IT´S THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT THEY THINK OF ME OVER AT POWERS.

SO I´M GOING FOR THAT JOB AT AEROCORP.

LOOK, I DON´T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE TODAY,

BUT YOU´VE PUT IN A LOT OF TIME OVER AT POWERS.

ANGIE, BEN ADAMS PROMISED ME A VICE-PRESIDENCY --

A BIGGER HOUSE, A BETTER CAR, AN UGLY NANNY.

AN UGLY NANNY?

THAT´S OUR BIG DREAM, BUT...

BUT IT´S A BIG RISK.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

AND THAT SHOULD BE BEN RETURNING MY CALL.

TRUST ME.

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

HELLO, BEN?

YEAH, MAN, I CALLED ABOUT SETTING UP THAT INTERVIEW.

LIE ABOUT YOUR SALARY.

LIE ABOUT YOUR SALARY.

NO, THAT´S NOT YOUR IMAGINATION.

THAT´S MY WIFE TELLING ME TO LIE ABOUT MY SALARY.

ANGIE, I´M NOT GONNA LIE TO THE MAN.

NOW, PLEASE!

GO TO THE BANK AND CASH MY AVERAGE WEEKLY PAYCHECK.

GET $2,000 IN HUNDREDS, AND THE REST IN SMALL BILLS.

WHAT´S THAT, BEN?

HE SAYS WE´RE LYING TOO LOW, BABY!

HE SAYS WE´RE LYING TOO LOW!

YOU KNOW, YOU´VE BEEN ACTING KIND OF WEIRD THE PAST FEW DAYS.

ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT THE PARTY TONIGHT?

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME YOU WERE MORE POPULAR THAN ME,

AND EVERYONE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH US TO MAKE FUN OF ME,

AND YOU DIDN´T KNOW HOW TO TELL ME

´CAUSE YOU DIDN´T WANT ME TO GET HURT,

BUT THEN YOU TOLD ME, AND I WAS HAPPY YOU DID?

THAT DIDN´T HAPPEN.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

YOU KNOW THOSE E-MAILS YOU GOT?

PIPER AND THE OTHER GIRLS SENT THEM.

AND IF YOU GO TO THAT PARTY TONIGHT,

THEY´RE ONLY GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOU.

OH.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, WE DON´T NEED TO GO TO THEIR PARTY.

WE´LL JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE TONIGHT, RIGHT?

YOU WANT TO GO WITHOUT ME.

TOBY!

WHAT´S UP, VATO?

I´M GONNA NAIL THIS INTERVIEW!

TOBY! I DIDN´T SAY THAT!

YOU DIDN´T HAVE TO!

WHAT HAPPENED?

I TOLD HER THE OTHER GIRLS WERE MAKING FUN OF HER

BEHIND HER BACK.

WHY IS SHE MAD AT YOU?

BECAUSE SHE THINKS I WANT TO GO TO PIPER´S PARTY WITHOUT HER.

WHY WOULD SHE THINK THAT?

´CAUSE I KINDA DO.

BUT THEY´RE MEAN TO TOBY, AND TOBY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

BUT SHE WON´T BE THERE.

THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOU´RE USING TEENAGER LOGIC.

IT´S THE SAME KIND OF LOGIC

THAT GETS YOUR KIND KILLED IN HORROR FILMS.

BUT I´M A FRESHMAN, AND I´M ALREADY IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I HAD TO CHOOSE

BETWEEN THE POPULAR CROWD

AND A SWEET, PUDGY KID EATING ALL BY HIMSELF.

WHO WAS THAT?

YOU DON´T KNOW HIM.

CARMEN...

THIS IS ABOUT LOYALTY.

YOU CAN EITHER PICK THE COOL KIDS OR YOUR BEST FRIEND.

THAT´S YOUR CHOICE, CARMEN.

NO MATTER HOW POPULAR YOU WANT TO BE,

YOU DON´T BAIL ON YOUR BEST FRIEND.

NO, YOU DON´T.

BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN´T PICK THE PUDGY KID.

THE PUDGY KID PICKED YOU.

CHECK IT OUT. THE EXECUTIVE GYM.

NICE.

DAMN, I WISH I WORKED OUT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AEROCORP?

WELL, I´VE SEEN THE GYM, THE EXECUTIVE DINING ROOM,

THE PUTTING GREEN... WHERE DO YOU MAKE THE PLANES?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

BACK YOUR NOSE OFF THE GRINDSTONE.

HEY, HOW ABOUT WE PICK OUT A CORNER OFFICE FOR YOU?

WITHOUT AN INTERVIEW?

WAIT A SECOND.

I´M NOT GONNA BE UNBUTTONING MY SHIRT

AND CRYING IN A MINUTE, AM I?

I MEAN, I´M SERIOUS.

ISN´T THERE ANYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME --

MY BACKGROUND, MY EXPERIENCE?

I MEAN, WHAT WAS IT ABOUT ME

THAT INTERESTED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[ CLEARS THROAT ] YOUR NAME.

WHAT ABOUT MY NAME?

LOPEZ.

WHAT ABOUT LOPEZ?

COME ON, MAN, YOU GOTTA KNOW.

YOU´RE LATINO.

EXCUSE ME?

LOOK, GEORGE, YOU KNOW IT´S A NUMBERS GAME.

WE NEED SOMEONE LIKE YOU IN THE EXECUTIVE RANKS

IF WE´RE GOING TO LAND THE GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS.

SO YOU DON´T CARE IF I CAN DO THE JOB?

I´M SURE YOU CAN DO THE JOB!

THAT´S NOT THE POINT.

THE POINT IS, WE NEED A LOPEZ.

SO ANY LOPEZ WOULD DO?

WE HAD A RODRIGUEZ, BUT HE COULD PASS FOR ITALIAN.

YOU -- LOOK AT YOU.

YOU ARE A DARK-BROWN MEXICAN HERMANO.

OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU CAN WATCH

THESE DARK-BROWN MEXICAN NALGAS WALKING AWAY FROM YOU.

WAIT! WAIT!

YOU´RE LOOKING AT THIS THE WRONG WAY.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN DENIED BECAUSE YOU´RE LATINO?

IT´S PAYBACK TIME.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GRAB A SMOOTHIE

ON THE WHITE MAN´S DIME?

ONCE AGAIN, I REFER YOU TO THE NALGAS.

GEORGE, GEORGE! LOOK AROUND.

ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS.

AND YOU WANNA KNOW THE BEST THING?

WE...CAN´T BE FIRED.

CHECK THIS OUT.

C.E.O.

HEY, YOU BETTER STOP SHREDDING THE PAPER

AND START SHREDDING THAT BIG ASS, CRACKER.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ NO AUDIO ]

BEN, LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR.

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD TAKE THIS JOB.

I´D RATHER GO BACK ON THE LINE FOREVER

THAN TO BE SOMEBODY´S TOKEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?

I DON´T WANNA LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN´T BE FIRED

FOR SLAPPING A WHITE MAN´S NALGAS.

HEY, CURTIS, LET ME ASK YOU.

WHAT´S UP?

WOULD YOU TAKE A JOB JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE BLACK?

WHY? WHAT DO YOU GOT?

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,

I GOT OFFERED A JOB BECAUSE I´M A LATINO.

NAH, NAH, YOU CAN´T GO FOR THAT STUFF.

NO AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY OFFER YOU IS WORTH YOUR DIGNITY.

GENTLEMEN, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

HOLD ON, GEORGE.

ONE MORE SET.

AHH.

FEEL THE BURN.

DO YOU KNOW I ALMOST QUIT AND TOOK A JOB AT AEROCORP?

WHAT? WHY?

´CAUSE I DON´T THINK I´VE BEEN GETTING ENOUGH RESPECT.

HEY, WE RESPECT YOU.

OUT OF ALL THE GUYS ON THE FLOOR, WE PROMOTED YOU.

THEN HOW COULD YOU SEND ME BACK DOWN TO THE LINE?

WE DIDN´T DO IT PERMANENTLY.

WE JUST ASKED YOU TO DO IT FOR A COUPLE DAYS.

YOU DON´T GET IT.

I SPENT 15 YEARS TRYING TO GET OFF THE LINE,

AND IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, YOU SEND ME BACK DOWN.

YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL?

IT´S LIKE FINALLY JOINING A COUNTRY CLUB,

THEN AFTER A WEEK, HAVING TO PLAY AT A PUBLIC COURSE.

[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]

SWEET MARY, WE ARE SO SORRY. YOU´RE OFF THE LINE IMMEDIATELY.

NO, SEE, I DON´T WANNA HURT PRODUCTION.

I JUST DIDN´T WANT TO LOSE MY AUTHORITY

WITH THE GUYS OUT THERE.

DON´T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN WE´RE BEHIND,

EVEN MANAGEMENT PITCHES IN?

IF YOU MEAN THAT, COME AND WORK ON THE LINE WITH ME.

THAT SAYS THAT WHEN THERE´S PROBLEMS,

WE´RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

JACK, DO WE WANNA SAY THAT?

CONSIDER IT DONE.

IT´S DONE.

GREAT.

AND NEXT TIME WE´RE BIDDING ON A CONTRACT,

I´M IN THE MEETING.

I KNOW THE NUMBERS BETTER THAN ANYBODY.

AND, MAN, I GOT A LASER POINTER.

YOU´RE IN.

HEY, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,

YOU DIDN´T PROMOTE ME ´CAUSE YOU NEEDED A LATINO, DID YOU?

GEORGE, IF WE COULD FIND A WHITE GUY

WHO COULD YOUR JOB AS WELL AS YOU DO,

WE´D HIRE HIM IN A MINUTE.

THANK YOU. THAT MEANS A LOT.

CONGRATULATIONS, MANNY. GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

WHO WAS THAT?

NOT YOUR DAD. MANNY LOPEZ FROM OXNARD.

HE JUST LANDED A JOB AS V.P. AT AEROCORP AVIATION.

THAT WOULD BE A LOT FUNNIER

IF WE WERE KICKING IT IN OUR MANSION...

WITH OUR HOT NANNY.

WHY IS SHE HOT NOW?

´CAUSE YOU MADE THAT JOKE.

HEY, MR. AND MRS. LOPEZ.

HEY, TOBY. HEY, TOBY.

SO, YOU GUYS JUST HANGING OUT?

YEAH, PIPER´S HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT,

BUT WE´RE HAVING OUR OWN PARTY INSTEAD.

WE DON´T NEED THOSE GIRLS TO BE COOL.

YEAH, WE´RE STYLIN´.

YOU MADE THE RIGHT CALL.

I KNOW.

BUT NOW THE POPULAR GIRLS HATE ME FOR RATTING ON THEM.

YOU REALIZE THE NEXT FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE ARE GONNA SUCK.

HONEY, WE´RE PROUD OF YOU.

WHEN YOU DO THE RIGHT THING LIKE THIS, CARMEN,

IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANNA GET YOU A CELLPHONE.

THEN I THINK, "SHE´S GOT NO FRIENDS.

WHO´S GONNA CALL HER?"

[ GRINDING ]

MAN, HOW´D YOU GET THE BOSSES TO WORK ON THE FLOOR?

WHEN WE´RE BEHIND, EVERYBODY WORKS HARDER

FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP.

I DON´T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT,

BUT YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF SOME MAJOR RESPECT, MISTER.

I´M TAKING A SMOKE BREAK, PRINCESS.