Original subtitles

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

ONE MORE STORY, DAD, PLEASE?

OKAY.

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WERE THREE BEARS.

NOW THERE´S LOTS OF THEM. GOOD NIGHT, MAX.

HEY, GRANDPA´S ON THE PHONE. SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HI, GRANDPA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANKS FOR SENDING ME THOSE REALLY SMALL TWEEZERS.

GRANDPA SAYS THOSE CAME WITH A WHOLE SWISS ARMY KNIFE.

GIVE ME THE PHONE.

HEY, DADDY, GEORGE WANTS TO SAY HI.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIC.

I WAS GONNA SAY THANKS FOR THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE,

BUT APPARENTLY YOU DIDN´T SEND IT TO ME. BYE.

I GOTTA GO, DADDY.

THE KIDS ARE GETTING READY FOR BED.

BYE, GRANDPA!

ALL RIGHT, MAX. LIGHTS OUT.

I WISH GRANDPA DIDN´T LIVE SO FAR AWAY.

YOU REALLY LOVE HIM, DON´T YOU?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, IF MY DAD WERE ALIVE,

HE COULD BEAT UP GRANDPA VIC.

YOUR DAD WAS THE BEST DAD, HUH?

DAMN STRAIGHT.

AND I WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN HIS LIFE.

GEORGE, TELL YOUR MAMA I´LL BE HOME AROUND 5:00,

AND DON´T GIVE HER A HARD TIME.

DAD, DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY?

SPORT, YOU KNOW IT´S MY FIRST DAY IN THE BIG LEAGUES.

I MEAN, I CAN´T MISS --

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE DODGERS CAN LIVE WITHOUT ME ONE MORE DAY.

LET´S GO GRAB SOME OTTER POPS,

WE´LL CATCH SOME EARLY SURFING,

THEN WE´LL HEAD OVER TO DISNEYLAND.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY THIS TIME YOU DRIVE?

DAD, YOU´RE A GOOD BASEBALL PLAYER.

HOW COME YOU NEVER PLAYED IN THE BIG LEAGUES?

WELL, NOBODY WANTED TO BE AN ATHLETE BACK THEN.

KIDS IN MY DAY DREAMED ABOUT WORKING

IN AN AIRPLANE-PARTS FACTORY.

AND I´M LIVING THAT DREAM.

WHAT ELSE DID GRANDPA DO?

THE THING THAT AMAZED ME ABOUT YOUR GRANDPA

WAS THAT HE COULD HANDLE ANY EMERGENCY.

DAD! DAD! GILBERT´S NOT BREATHING!

ALL RIGHT, GIVE HIM TO ME, SON.

LIVE!

HE SWALLOWED A MARBLE, SPORT.

START KEEPING YOUR MARBLES

IN THIS BRAND-NEW, PERSONALIZED MARBLE BAG.

WOW!

YOU GAVE ME THAT BAG, BUT IT DOESN´T SAY "GEORGE,"

IT SAYS "CROWN ROYAL."

THAT´S... BECAUSE I WAS HIS LITTLE KING.

OH.

BUT IT WASN´T JUST BASEBALL AND SAVING LIVES.

MY DAD LOVED THE HOUSE TO BE FILLED WITH MUSIC.

YOU KNOW, NEXT YEAR,

WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE A LITTLE BIGGER,

I´LL TEACH YOU TO PLAY.

WHAT´S THAT SONG, DAD?

IT´S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I WROTE

CALLED "MY BOY GEORGE."

HOW COME YOU NEVER WROTE A SONG CALLED "MY BOY MAX"?

I DID.

YOU HEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

THEY JUST CHANGED THE WORDS.

♫ IF YOU´RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, MY BOY MAX ♫

[ CLAPS ]

DAD.

ALL RIGHT, I NEVER LEARNED TO PLAY.

MY DAD DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT SUMMER.

I WISH I HAD MET HIM.

ME TOO, MAX.

HE WAS THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

GEORGE, WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

DO WHAT?

EVERY TIME YOU TELL THESE STORIES ABOUT YOUR DAD,

THEY´RE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. HE´S GONNA CATCH ON.

AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM

THAT MY FATHER ABANDONED ME WHEN I WAS A BABY?

WELL, IT´S THE TRUTH.

ALL THESE FANTASTIC STORIES ARE GONNA BE HARD TO EXPLAIN

WHEN HE GROWS UP AND FINDS OUT THAT YOUR FATHER WAS, YOU KNOW,

AN UNEMPLOYED GAMBLER WHO WAS KILLED BY ALCOHOL.

HE WASN´T KILLED BY ALCOHOL.

HE WAS HIT BY A BEER TRUCK.

I´M TELLING MAX ABOUT THE KIND OF FATHER I WISH I HAD,

SOMEBODY HE COULD BE PROUD OF.

GEORGE, HE´S GOT SOMEBODY TO BE PROUD OF.

HE´S GOT YOU.

AND THAT´S ENOUGH.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

YES.

YOU´RE A GOOD ROLE MODEL, YOU´RE HARDWORKING.

WAIT A SECOND. I´M NOT PLAYING THIS GAME.

BUT IT´S A GOOD GAME.

AND THE WINNER GETS TO GET BUSY WITH ME.

OH, I DON´T KNOW IF I FEEL LIKE GETTING BUSY TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I JUST DON´T FEEL CUTE

AND I DON´T LOOK THAT SEXY.

YES, YOU DO. YOU ALWAYS LOOK HOT.

NOW YOU´RE DOING IT.

[ INTRO TO WAR´S "LOW RIDER" PLAYS ]

♫ ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW THE LOW RIDER ♫

♫ THE LOW RIDER IS A LITTLE HIGHER ♫

[ SCOFFS ]

I TOLD YOU, THE MONEY IN THE FOUNTAIN DOESN´T BELONG TO YOU.

IT´S FOR WISHES.

BUT MY WISH WAS TO GET ALL THE MONEY IN THE FOUNTAIN.

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT´S WRONG WITH YOUR DOG?

HE´S "SICK."

SHOULDN´T HE BE AT THE VET?

OH, NO. I KNOW HOW THAT WORKS.

I GIVE YOU MONEY, BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING MEDICAL CARE,

YOU GO OUT AND BUY BOOZE.

MOM, PLEASE DON´T DO THIS! YOU´RE HARASSING A HOMELESS GUY!

IS THAT BIG BOX YOUR HOUSE?

LUCKY.

WHERE IS THE WATER AND SHELTER FOR THIS ANIMAL?

IT´S IN MY VACATION BOX AT THE BEACH.

I´LL GIVE YOU $20 FOR HIM.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? TAKE HIM.

I CAN´T BELIEVE YOU´RE DOING THIS.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET INVOLVED WITH EVERY LOST CAUSE?

THIS DOG IS NOT A LOST CAUSE. LOOK AT HIM!

I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM!

EEW.

THANK YOU!

MOM, WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS NAME IS?

I DON´T KNOW, SWEETHEART.

WE CAN CALL HIM ANYTHING WE WANT.

GOODBYE, STINKY BOX MAN!

I LOVE STORES LIKE THIS!

OOH, FIVE GALLONS OF MAYONNAISE FOR $5!

THIS JAR IS SO BIG, WHEN I´M DONE, THEY CAN BURY ME IN IT.

MOM, YOU HAVEN´T BEEN FIVE GALLONS SINCE YOU WERE 20.

HEY, GEORGE! HEY, ERNIE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

MY MOM WANTED TO SEE THE NEW BUYER´S WAREHOUSE.

YEAH, MINE TOO.

ARE WE PATHETIC OR WHAT?

HEY, GEORGE IS ONLY HERE TO REACH THE HIGH STUFF.

YOU´RE HERE BECAUSE YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOM, YOU FREAK.

HEY, I´M NOT JUST HERE SHOPPING.

I´M SCOPING OUT THE LADIES.

I´M GONNA BUY YOU UNDERWEAR. HOLD MY PURSE.

NICE PURSE, NEW UNDERWEAR.

I THINK I´M FALLING FOR YOU.

SHEE-OW!

SHUT UP!

This way, this way, this way!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Turn this around!

We gotta leave. Leave right now!

WHO´S THAT? NOBODY.

COME WITH ME NOW, OR I´M LEAVING WITHOUT YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

BENNY?

BENNY LOPEZ?

I´VE NEVER SEEN MY MOTHER RUN FROM SOMEBODY BEFORE.

YOUR MOTHER?

GEORGIE LOPEZ!

OH, IT´S BEEN SO LONG!

WHOA, HOW DRUNK WAS I?

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR DAD.

I´D KNOW THAT BIG HEAD ANYWHERE.

YOU KNEW MY DAD?!

OF COURSE I KNEW YOUR DAD. HE´S MY BROTHER.

I´M YOUR AUNT CECELIA.

I HAVEN´T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU WERE A BABY.

MY MOM NEVER TOLD ME I HAD AN AUNT.

I´M NOT SURPRISED.

BUT I DID SEND YOU GIFTS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

OH, MY GOD!

YOU´RE THE POISON-COOKIE LADY!

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DAD.

HE DIED WHEN I WAS SO YOUNG.

DIED?

MANNY ISN´T DEAD.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I LOST TOUCH WITH HIM A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, BUT LAST I HEARD,

HE WAS LIVING SOMEWHERE IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.

SO YOU´RE SAYING MY MOM´S BEEN LYING TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE?

GEORGE! GEORGE!

FANTASTIC NEWS!

ERNIE, THIS IS MY AUNT.

SHE JUST TOLD ME MY DAD´S ALIVE.

OKAY, I GOT RELATIVELY GOOD NEWS.

WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY, MOM?

WHAT DOES HE HAVE?

IT´D BE EASIER TO TELL YOU WHAT HE DOESN´T HAVE.

THIS IS DOG IS DIABETIC,

HE HAS KIDNEY STONES, ARTHRITIS, CATARACTS,

AND SOMETHING CALLED "ERUPTING TAIL ACNE."

MOM, HOW DO I SAY THIS...

BLAH!

CARMEN, THE LITTLE GUY MAY BE SICK, BUT WE BROUGHT HIM HOME,

AND NOW IT´S OUR JOB TO NURSE HIM BACK TO HEALTH.

HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION THAT WE CAN GIVE.

DON´T TOUCH HIM!!

I CAN´T TOUCH OUR DOG?

OF COURSE YOU CAN, HONEY.

BUT HE´S GOT MANGE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO USE...

UH...

THE PETTING STICK.

GO AHEAD, USE THAT.

ANGIE, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU. KIDS, GO OUTSIDE.

WHAT´S THAT SMELL?

IT´S OUR NEW DOG!

HE DOESN´T SMELL NEW.

I KNOW YOU DON´T WANT A DOG, BUT HE WAS LIVING ON THE STREET --

NO, NO. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?

GET HIS LEASH AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK.

HE CAN´T WALK.

OKAY, THEN TAKE HIM OUTSIDE AND SQUEEZE HIM TILL HE PEES.

OH!

BUT TAKE THIS STRAINER IN CASE HE PASSES A KIDNEY STONE.

SO WHAT´S GOING ON?

ANGIE, MY FATHER´S ALIVE. WHAT?

HE´S ALIVE. MY MOM LIED TO ME.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

NO. I MET MY DAD´S SISTER.

SHE TOLD ME HE´S IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM SAY?

SHE DIDN´T SAY ANYTHING.

SHE RAN OUT AS SOON AS SHE SAW MY AUNT.

HOW CRAZY IS THIS?

I NEVER THOUGHT I´D BE ABLE TO TALK TO HIM OR...

SEE HIM WITH MY OWN EYES.

NOW IT COULD HAPPEN.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ SIGHS ]

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU MANNY LOPEZ?

YES.

I´M --

GEORGIE! MY LITTLE BOY!

MOM TOLD ME YOU WERE DEAD!

SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE DEAD!

I GUESS I WON´T BE NEEDING THIS ANYMORE.

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

I THINK I WANT TO SEE HIM.

HONEY, I´M NOT SURE THAT´S A GOOD IDEA.

YOU REALLY DON´T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY.

WHAT IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE

SOMEBODY YOU DON´T WANT IN YOUR LIFE?

DID YOU CALL THE COPS ON ME AGAIN?!

LOOK, WE´RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE FAMILY SQUABBLE, OKAY?

I´M NOT THE POLICE!

THEN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

I´M GEORGE, YOUR SON!

HOLY CRAP.

WHAT DOES SOMEBODY HAVE TO DO TO GET AWAY FROM YOU?

WOW, ANGIE, THIS IS MESSED UP.

I DON´T THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR HIM.

THAT´S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

YOU HAD A FATHER YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

I DON´T WANT YOU TO GET HURT.

WHOEVER HE IS, MY MOTHER SHOULD´VE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM.

WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE SHE´S LIED TO ME ABOUT?

MAYBE SANTA CLAUS DOES LIKE MEXICAN KIDS!

ERNIE, YOU SEEN MY MOM? SHE DITCHED CARPOOL THIS MORNING.

NO, I CAN´T SEE ANYTHING BUT THE FUTURE MRS. ERNESTO CARDENAS.

WHO´S THAT?

I DON´T KNOW.

BUT I´LL TELL YOU THIS --

I´D KILL YOU FOR HER.

HI, YOU MUST BE GEORGE.

I´M YOUR NEW ASSISTANT MANAGER.

BILL POWERS HIRED ME.

YOU MUST BE SOMEBODY PRETTY SPECIAL

TO GET THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY´S ATTENTION, MISS...

POWERS. CAMPBELL POWERS.

YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME TO THE OWNER´S LAST NAME.

YOU REALLY ARE A TEAM PLAYER!

I´M THE OWNER´S NIECE,

BUT I DON´T WANT ANYONE TO BE THREATENED BY THAT.

I´M QUALIFIED.

I WENT TO SCHOOL.

THIS IS MY B.A. FROM UCLA, AND MY MBA FROM PEPPERDINE.

I GOT A PLAQUE, TOO.

MINE SINGS.

♫ WAY DOWN UPON THE SWANEE RIVER ♫

♫ FAR, FAR AWAY ♫

I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, BUT MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

I´M SURE YOU GOT A LOT TO DO,

FILLING OUT PAPERWORK, SETTING UP E-MAILS --

DID IT. CAME IN AT 6:00.

OH.

I STILL WANT TO LEAVE.

HEY, MOM.

I´M WORKING. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I DON´T KNOW. CUP OF COFFEE, A MUFFIN...

A REASON WHY YOU TOLD ME MY DAD WAS DEAD FOR 36 YEARS?

HERE´S A MUFFIN. ONE OUT OF THREE AIN´T BAD.

OH, NO.

I TRIED TO CALL YOU LAST NIGHT, AND YOU DUCKED ME THIS MORNING.

YOU´RE NOT WALKING AWAY. WE´RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.

REALLY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HIT ME?

COME ON.

HIT ME.

MOM, YOU´RE A CRAZY PERSON.

YOU´D RATHER FIGHT ME THAN TELL ME THE TRUTH.

LET´S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE.

I DON´T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

ALL I WANT IS A STRAIGHT ANSWER.

WHY DIDN´T YOU TELL ME MY FATHER WAS ALIVE?

IT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

NONE OF MY BUSINESS?!

WHY YOU GOT A PAIR OF MEN´S SHOES IN YOUR TRUNK

IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

HOW YOU GOT A "TUPAC LIVES" BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR CAR

IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

NOT LETTING ME KNOW I HAVE A FATHER --

I THINK THAT´S MY BUSINESS.

I HAD A RIGHT TO KNOW!

OKAY. HOW WOULD YOU GET A FOUR-YEAR-OLD TO STOP ASKING

"WHERE´S MY DADDY? WHERE´S MY DADDY?"

AFTER THE THOUSANDTH TIME, YOU SAY, "YOUR FATHER´S DEAD."

I´M NOT FOUR ANYMORE.

I DESERVE AN ANSWER.

FINE.

WHERE´S MY DAD?

HE´S DEAD. AREN´T YOU GLAD WE DID THIS?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I´M GONNA FIND HIM.

SURE, YOU GO LOOK FOR HIM.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU´RE GONNA FIND?

A MAN WHO DOESN´T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU.

YOU DON´T KNOW THAT.

HE NEVER LOVED YOU. HE NEVER EVEN HELD YOU.

GEORGE, I KNOW THIS ISN´T A GOOD TIME,

BUT I CAN´T GET THAT RUBBER FISH TO STOP SINGING.

I´M SORRY, CAMPBELL, I CAN´T DEAL WITH THAT RIGHT NOW!

I GOT THINGS TO SORT OUT!

♫ SADLY I ROAM ♫

♫ STILL LONGING FOR THE OLD PLANTATION ♫

STILL FUNNY.

OKAY, I´M GONNA SHOW EVERYBODY

HOW TO GIVE THE DOG HIS INSULIN SHOT.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW, WE LEARN THROUGH DOING.

YOU GIVE HIM THE SHOT.

HERE, YOU´RE A BOY. YOU´RE GROSS, YOU DO IT.

I´M JUST A KID.

I´M NOT DOING IT.

GEORGE, I CALLED AND YOU LEFT WORK TWO HOURS AGO.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH.

JUST BEEN DRIVING AROUND FOR A WHILE, THINKING.

AND EATING. AND THINKING.

I´M NOT GONNA LOOK FOR MY DAD.

ARE YOU SURE?

I TALKED TO MY MOM, AND, FOR ONCE, SHE MADE SENSE.

THE GUY LEFT, AND HE HAD ALL THESE YEARS TO FIND ME.

IF HE DOESN´T CARE ABOUT ME, WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT HIM?

MOM, I CAN´T JUST CAN´T GIVE THE DOG A SHOT.

I CAN´T BE AROUND YOU PANSIES.

GEORGE, THE DOG NEEDS HIS INSULIN.

IF HE DOESN´T GET IT, HE´LL GO INTO A COMA.

[ SCOFFS ] WHAT´S HE IN NOW?

EH! [ ALL CHEERING ]

I´M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS!

YOU KIDS WANT A SHOT? WHOA!

HELLO, BENITA.

CECELIA.

IT´S BEEN A LONG TIME.

UH-HUH.

LET ME IN, BENNY.

MAKE ME.

OKAY.

COME ON IN, CECELIA.

IT´S BEEN OVER 30 YEARS.

YOU HAVEN´T GOT ONE NICE THING TO SAY TO EACH OTHER?

IT WAS WORTH A TRY.

CECELIA, YOU WANT TO STAY FOR DINNER?

I´M NOT GONNA STAY.

I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH SOME OLD THINGS,

AND I FOUND THESE PICTURES OF YOUR FATHER.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT THEM.

WHO´S HE HOLDING?

THAT´S YOU.

THAT´S ME.

YOU KNOW WHY HE´S HOLDING YOU?

BECAUSE HE JUST TRADED IN YOUR CRIB FOR SOME WEED.

I´M GONNA FIND HIM.

WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?

MY AUNT CECELIA BROUGHT SOME PICTURES BY.

THAT´S MY DAD HOLDING ME.

YOU HAVE HIS SMILE.

I DO, DON´T I?

YOU COULDN´T SLEEP EITHER, HUH?

YEAH, YOU AND ME, WE´VE BOTH GOT A LOT GOING ON INSIDE.

I GOT THESE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT MY DAD,

YOU GOT RINGWORM AND A BLADDER INFECTION.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I´M KIND OF NERVOUS.

I MEAN, WHAT´S GONNA HAPPEN IF I FIND HIM?

IS HE GONNA BE HAPPY TO SEE ME?

IS HE GONNA BE PROUD OF ME?

YOU KNOW, YOU´RE ALL RIGHT.

YOU´RE A GOOD LISTENER.

IT´S LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT I´M SAYING,

LIKE YOU´RE FOLLOWING MY EVERY WORD.

OKAY, I´LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU CAN HAVE SOME SALAMI,

BUT YOU´RE GONNA HAVE TO COME AND GET IT.

YOU CAN DO IT, DUDE.

I BELIEVE IN YOU.

COME ON.

COME ON.

DON´T MAKE ME GET THE SHOVEL.

DON´T MAKE ME GET THE SHOVEL.

COME ON, BOY.

COME ON!

COME ON!

COME ON!

GOOD BOY.

YOU JUST NEEDED A LITTLE MOTIVATION.

I LEARNED THAT SHOVEL THING FROM MY MOM.

♫ FAR FROM THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME ♫

YOU KNOW,

IF FISH COULD SING, THAT´S EXACTLY WHAT THEY´D SOUND LIKE.

LISTEN, MAN, I GOT TO GET HOME TO ANGIE AND THE KIDS.

YEAH, ME TOO.

I GOTTA TAKE MY MOM TO HER DOCTOR´S APPOINTMENT.

ONE MORE TIME?

♫ WAY DOWN UPON... ♫