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You look nice.

Thanks. Um, so what are we having at your mom's?

I don't know. I'm really sorry you have to spend your day off going over there,

but it's her birthday.

You kind of have to go.

Yeah, it's, you know, it's just something I have to deal with. I do not

love going there.

I don't like going there either. How do you think I feel? I have to talk to her

every day.

It's just so, oh God, over the top.

It's so annoying.

All right, so Zoe should be down in a couple of minutes and we can go.

Hopefully. Oh my gosh, I forgot my watch. Do you know what time it is?

Yeah, it's like half past.

Oh my, we're going to be late. What's taking her so long?

I don't know. She'll be down in a second.

Okay, I'm ready. I'm sorry it took me so long.

What?

What is she wearing?

What? What's wrong with what she's wearing?

What?

Like, what are you wearing? Like...

Do you know what your grandmother's going to do if she sees you dressed like

that? Like your belly button's showing.

Mom, everyone looks like this nowadays.

It's just my belly button ring. What's wrong with that? Grandma's going to be

mad. Oh, God.

What's wrong with my outfit?

Nothing, honey. Why don't you come down here? Come down so we can see what

you're wearing.

Thanks.

She knew how my mother is.

Relax. She's a kid. I know, but she's going to freak out.

What's wrong with my outfit?

I'm completely covered, Mom.

Honey, if you were going out with your friends, that would be one thing, but...

I know. I know. Sit. And listen.

Remember, I'm your stepdad.

You don't have to call me Dad, okay? I appreciate it, but you don't have to.

But I like calling you Daddy.

I know.

But your mom has a point.

Your grandmother is old. She's like 90.

She's going to have a freaking heart attack. Does she not go outside ever as

a teenager?

No, she doesn't. And what she does, she's like, look at that slut over

there. That's the last thing I... She has never said that about you. No, but

she's going to. Do you realize the shit I have to deal with on a daily basis

talking to this woman?

I don't think so. She's just so horrible.

She's just so mean. So what, you want me to change into something stupid and

ugly? Yeah, I want you to put on like a cute, like...

Dress that kind of comes with what you're wearing?

Like, you don't have to be this conservative, but just at least don't

show the belly buttons and have the girls hanging out.

The girls aren't hanging out.

What do you want me to do?

Can you just change for me, please?

Just, just, we will appease her. It's her birthday.

I know it's a pain.

Just this one time. Okay, fine. I'll change.

Because you asked me to.

You know how your grandmother is. She's going to sit there. She's going to be

like, how can you let her dress like that? She looks like such a slut.

I am not a slut, and she would never say that, Mom. God, you're being such a

bitch. Give me your phone. How dare you?

I know, I know, I know. Listen, listen. Do me a favor, honey.

Do me a favor.

Go change.

I'll take care of this.

We'll talk about it.

Oh, shit. You're ridiculous.

I swear.

I can't ever do anything.

Yes, I'm taking her phone. She shouldn't call me up. Bitch.

Put on something that, you know, covers you, please.

Mom, you're ridiculous.

Wear something nice, please.

Fine.

I'm going to go wait in the car because this is ridiculous.

Do something with her phone.

Do something with it? Yeah. Put it somewhere.

So, are you almost ready, hon?

Yeah, I'm coming.

Okay.

I changed.

Much nicer.

Do you like it?

Yeah, it's cute.

And my belly button's not showing anymore.

I know, she can't complain about that.

So, you know what that means.

What? I get my phone back.

Where is it? I don't have it.

I know you have it.

It's somewhere in here.

I don't have it.

What?

That's not my phone.

No, it's not.

Why is your dick hard?

Well, it's not appropriate. I'm really sorry.

What?

Did I do something for you?

Your mom's just right... It's okay.

It's okay.

Maybe I can convince you to give me my phone back.

She asked me not to give it to you, honey. Yeah, but I think I can convince

you to give it. No, it's okay. She's in the car.

It won't take too long.

You're already hard for me.

I know you want to throw my mouth, don't you?

Oh my god, leave that dick.

We should be doing this.

I know you like it.

She's gonna come to you.

Is she?

I just really want my phone

back.

I think I can get it from you

Oh, so good.

I know. I'm just waiting for Zoe to come down.

Um,

okay, babe. She should be down any second.

Okay, okay. We'll be right out.

Okay, bye.

We have to stop.

We have to stop. I'm sorry.

I know, baby. I'm sorry, but we've got to go to your grandmother's.

Maybe later?

Maybe.

Look, let's go.

I'm so sorry I was so bitchy today.

It's fine. I just feel kind of bad for Zoe.

Well, you know, I mean, she should know.

She should know she can't dress like that around my mom.

I know, but you were really hard on her.

Yeah.

But, I mean, you know she's going to say horrible freaking things to her.

She's just, like, senile.

I need a shower so bad.

Okay.

Well, I'm just going to chill out here if that's okay. Yeah.

I don't have it.

You take some.

I know.

Have you seen my blue nightgown?

Um, no, babe.

I guess this one will have to work.

Are you crazy? Hey, baby, you can go give me some of those bath bombs I like

and I can take a bath.

Um, sure.

I can do that.

That would be really nice.

You know I appreciate you, right?

Um, sure, babe.

Do you need anything special for work tomorrow? For clothes or

anything? Um, no, no. I'm good.

massage or something.

Maybe I won't be so uptight.

Sure, that sounds like a good idea.

I'm going to jump in the shower.

Okay, okay.

What are you doing under there?

I'm just getting ready, babe.

You are?

Yeah. I think that's a great idea.

Okay. All right, I'm going to get all the questions out to you.

Okay.

What about trying that new Thai restaurant?

Um, okay.

I'm going to the shower.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, it is.

Mhm.

Um, okay.

What was that?

Um, just the wind.

Did you toss this towel over here?

Um, yeah.

Could you throw that in the laundry?

Why? What happened?

Um, well, I just kind of took care of myself.

I'm exhausted.

Oh, I'm going to grab my library.